/srg/ - Speedrunning General

Ocarina of Time Any% is dead.

>>182904439
Who killed it?

why couldn't you just let the dog be buried?

The Pokemon run was not only well received, but it was one of the most enjoyable runs of the marathon. I hope you all aspire to run a game like Pokemon in the next few marathons.

more like тpaнныкeыc

>>182904543
Because I haven't made a new /srg/ OP in probably over 2 years and saw the old one at 770 replies.

>twitch down
guess i'll start my mmz3 practice now, goodbye serg

>>182904668
what kind of magic land do you live in to continue this

im watching evo right now and you are a lying piece of shit but good luck and get that pb yo

>>182905073
Excuse me?

twitch is fucked for a majority of people right now
but thanks

Josh,
Quit bein a thugged-out dramatic dingus. I never holla'd "don't git all up in AGDQ" n' I never tried ta stop yo thugged-out ass. What I tried ta do was stop you from goin ta a gangbangin' funk gamin event wit a funky-ass bunch of nerdz n' treatin dem like rock stars. Cosmo don't want a gift from yo thugged-out ass. Well shiiiit, it will make his ass feel uncomfortable fo' tha whole event. Of course, these is mah lyrics, not his.
I twizzled you, not outta malice yo, but outta concern, so check it before ya wreck it. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Yo ass is goin ta fuck wit yo ass if you do all dis bullshit. Yo ass might not regret it immediately, or even by tha end of tha marathon yo, but up in time yo big-ass booty is ghon n' you gonna KNOW why playas tried ta rap you outta dis insanity. Realize dat I was not tha only one callin you a Cosmo fanboy n' bobbin they headz up in disbelief at yo' tweets, I was just tha straight-up original gangsta thug ta come forward n' try ta say something.
Go ta AGDQ n' gotz a phat time. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sit up in tha stream room n' peep runs. Hook up people, play vizzle games. Don't cook up a scene, act like a weak-kneed fangirl or awkwardly sit up in tha back room all week long. Just go there n' act like a aiiight human being.
If you gangbang Cosmoz nuts any harder you goin ta make shizzle dat Adrian takes a thugged-out dirt nap without lil' thugs.
-SkeletonBizzle

>>182905258
even after all this time, goldphnx is still a joke of a speedrunner and a complete shitter

just like skeletonbill, haha!

>>182905258
>cosmo does not want attention
how deluded can you be?

>>182905258
>yfw Josh choked out Cosmo's balls, reducing his testosterone generation, leading to his current predicament
>yfw Adrian ended up taking a thugged-out dirt nap without lil' thugs

Poetic

We (the SERG shadow government) told you not to make a new thread!

a BULLET in the HEADcrab

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Why does noone ever talk about this grind monkey?

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>>182909829
Didn't bop Ion (more like cryon, LOL).

https://twitter.com/authorblues/status/877223748050571264

lmao

>>182911769
It's still the best speedgame and that's what really matters.

>>182911939
It's also the hardest speedgame excluding shitty fake games like Kamilia 3 and non-speedruns like JRPGs.

>>182911939
Super Mario Sunshine is the best.

>>182913092
five minute unskippable intro

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>>182913092
Wrong.

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>>182913231
Nice argument. I'm guessing this is the mental state of those who nuthug SM64, though.
>>182913325
Do you not like story, anon? Do you have ADH
GDQ?
>>182913386
Wrong.

>>182913479
That looks so fucking slow and the camera is even worse than SM64.

>>182913479
that's unoptimized and slow as fuck lmao

>>182913832
You mean the camera that had archaic , button-dependent controls?
>>182913894
Nice description of the SM64 webm.

why's this place so bad

>>182915146
the obsessed freak and the obsessed freak obsessed freak

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.

Narcissa-tier commentary

>that super metroid race

>>182915730
he sets himself for failure so easily

So when are we breaking clintstevens hands?

Will ESA be doing that retarded two stream thing again this year?

The God Gamer Stigma

>3 players have 4:56
>none of them are blubbler
LOL!

The Zero Time Dilemma

randomizers are actually pretty fun desu

>>182925138
i see schedule 1 and schedule 2 on their website

How do we fix Noir? I'm watching his stream and I feel sad looking at him ;-;

>>182937869
He's on anti-psychotics, that's why he looks like a zombie.

https://twitter.com/Bounceyboyy/status/884767066938626048
this has to be the most ironic tweet I've read all year

>>182908598
>>182922391
>>182937869
who is we?

>>182910742
>>182913231
why did you delete?

>>182942451
>>182942560
thanks for the late responses!

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why does sig still deny these photos?

>>182949254
why didn't you sage?

>>182949254
eww but i would stillfuck siglemic

Narci cute.

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>i'm making my own gdq but better!
>>182949254
Is Sig a girl???

>>182951402
why didn't you sage?

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>mfw didnt watch sgdq this year
Feels good not breathing shit for a while.
Was there any run worth watching or im good?

>>182951895
define worth watching, deformed frog-man

>>182951428
Easter speedster 2 hoip

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>>182949254
That's not him though??

>>182941260
why did you delete?

hol up

>>182951895
tphd is maxxx comfy

>>182925138
>retarded
Shut up dumbass that waa the best part

>>182956126
thanks for the late response!

>>182951938
His name is Apustaja.

>>182959508
why didn't you sage?

>>182942451
(the SERG shadow government)

>>182959508
>>182959917
thanks for the late responses!

>>182959971
>>182956256
kill yourselves.

>>182960206
why?

cosmo is so depressed today lmao

I have no account unbanned here and it's now 24h follow before you can chat so if someone wants to bully a bit for me

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>>182960325
don't be rude

>The year is 2351
>Squid still has a high 52

come one he's crying needs the nail on the coffin now

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When will the real king of speed return to his throne?

>>182961969
>sig is so passive and shy he didn't even go 1st base
>all he has now is his virginity and awkward selfies

>>182962029
story of my life

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>>182961081

>49 by 2018
lmao

more like high 52 for the rest of time lmao

>>182964506
Wait, if 51 is bad.. and squid can't even get 51... what does that make squid!?

When I was walking through the hotel halls during SGDQ, I saw puncayshun and some other people I didn't really recognize loitering in the hall. Puncay was using his phone and even though his back was against the wall, I could see one of those stupid monkey images and several (you)s in the responses below it. I was taken aback at first. I hadn't planned to say anything to him, but now I was curious. After a few moments, I overcame my nerves and hesitantly asked him something about whether he really thought that was funny (I don't remember the exact words I used). I don't remember his exact reply either, but I know he giggled for a few moments and said he "hardly ever posts there" and was "only being super-ironic". He went back to staring at his phone and I nodded slightly and went on my way. I don't expect any of you to believe me, but I just felt the need to get this off my chest.

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>>182968715

>>182967282
where are you getting these quotes from

>>182969595
grindxcucklet

>>182968715
I won't disclose my identity, but I was in a hotel room full of SM64 runners at AGDQ. One of them was playing the game and 7 of them (I won't give any names, but it was mostly high level IL speedrunners) were sitting on the beds with their phones and spouting monkey memes at each other while browsing 4chan. At one point someone stormed into the room in a full gorilla suit and started screaming "ME GRIND 18 HOURS EVERY DAY OOH OOH AAH AAH" at the top of his lungs before he stormed outside again. I still don't know who was in that suit, but the entire room erupted in laughter and they all started mimicking monkey sounds. I asked the guy who was doing ILs at the time what was so funny and he started telling me about "this braindead grindmonkey who hit the wall at 52 called Squid". He and the others kept ranting about Squid for 20 minutes and would probably have continued for much longer, if I had stayed for longer. I was very flustered and surprised by this, so I just nervously laughed at it and agreed with them while making my exit plan. When I said I wanted to catch a run in the stream room, they wanted to invite me to their discord, but I said I was in a hurry and would come back later for that. I spent the rest of the week avoiding these obsessed freaks.

>>182969937
squid is such a joke lmao no wonder everyone hates him

>>182970364
you do realize you are replying to a joke post

>>182968715
>>182969937
Mobile images don't have filenames. The only one that's exposed here is you.

>>182972301
Filenames are the punchline of monkeyposting, you would know this since you always take the opportunity to share them. Die, freak.

>>182972905
>he can't memorize hilarious monkey post filenames
as expected of a pea brain grind monkey

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>>182951428
cant wait

>>182973931
thanks for the late response!

>>182973931
I BELIEVE IN MAKE BELIEVE

>>182972995
they are anything but funny. die

https://twitter.com/Bonesaw577/status/886989626069614592

>>182975252
Another meme game runner who has come to fail at SM64.

imagine not thinking monkey posting is hilarious

>>182979545
I don't need to imagine.

>>182980839
yes you do

>>182980757
clint was doing online practice

>>182981386
>online practice
Distracting and inefficient, especially with a chat that big. Most, if not all practice should be done offline.

>>182979545
why do you need to imagine that

clints head is fucking hilarious

>>182982948
ur fucking hilarious :)

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>>182982948

>wake up, bust out my emulator and get some nice practice in
>look to srg for encouragement and see some epic new monkeyposts
>get a pb in my speedgame because of my high spirits
thanks again guys. just came in to remind you to keep posting

>>182984543
stop samefagging

^not this guy though, he should stop posting for the day

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>>182984543
Congratulations! :)

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wrong

https://pastebin.com/wFHieueq

>my parents had no money growing up and my dad taught me the importance of being a workaholic
>thats why they bought a second house with an enormous basement where i quit my marketing job to play video games on the internet for years while they did my laundry and cooked meals for me

>>182986593
>Alright So Here Goes
who taught our boi to type like a nigger?

>>182986593
Too long lol

Give me the deets, do we have another tranny freak on our hands?

>>182986486
>Suicide Squad.
>Not Proto's clique.

>>182986593
>"My goal was to make as many new “social links” as I could, as well as strengthen the ones I already had. If you saw me roaming around saying “hi” to a ton of old/new people at SGDQ, Persona 4 was a big part of that. "

Anyone have that vod of DSS going in on trihex?

>>182986934
no
our guy pie is improving himself because of anime

>>182986934
these are the only deets you need my friend

I put together my top 25 games list last night to see where I stand on games. Was fun to do, and I thought it would be fun to add to pastebin.

1. Persona 4 Golden
2. Breath of the Wild
3. Xenoblade Cronicles
4. Ocarina of Time
5. Super Mario RPG
6. Super Smash Brothers Melee
7. Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations/AA6

I wish my parents loved me half as much as Pie's parents love him =\

I wish my parents loved me half as much as cfb loves pie =\

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>>182987857

>>182988635
squid.png

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>>182988815
wrong

>>182988815
?

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>>182989059
Is cook the next reviewbrah?

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>>182987090

>>182989426
maybe if reviewbrah was some sort of manlet

>>182991697
Reviewbrah is 5ft4 at most

>>182991814
are you one of his gang stalkers?

>>182904516
Cosme Alright

>>182992048
I couldn't keep up because he had to keep moving.

>>182951428
I sure hope so. Easter speedsters was the best speedrun marathon ever

>why doesn't gdq pay the runners
Because everyone and their mom would sign up for it if it paid, and it would take forever to filter all the applicants.

>>182997348
>tfw u made the list

fw didn't make the list

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>>182997842
>>182997862

>>182988123
>all weeb shit

shut up faggots.

>>183001803
thanks for the late response!

*runs a SM64 romhack*

>>183002316
scared of a red fucking italian

>>183002571
*on emulator*

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>>182987472
>toastfags in a nutshell

>Cheese can't beat toast's RTAs
>yes he could
>WELL HE DOESN'T EVEN TRY SO WHO CARES MAN

>toast could get a 1:39
>No he couldn't. He doesn't even try.
>WHO CARE IF HE DOESN'T TRY MAN HE COULD DO IT IF HE WANTED TO

And my favorite argument
>DUDE ALL THE PROS SAY HE CAN DO IT
>prove it
>LOL JUST ASK THEM MAN COWARD
>prove it
>AH HAHAHAHAH HERE YOU GO
>this is literally flippy and a drunk punchay saying he could do it. Dwhatever is also here, but his opinion is shit considering he took Did's SOB as legit. Cheese literally disagrees. How the fuck is this ALL PROS
>DUDE HE COULD 1:39 MAN YOU'RE JUST A FAG

>hide toast threads
>ignore toast posts
>do not reply to toast posters

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>>183002609
SON, like, come on now

>>183002879
"And so it begins," trihex mentioned as he looked over at 2stop's gameplay after just choking world 1. Just then, Trihex's life flashed before his eyes. He was going to lose. 2stop was 10 minutes ahead. "How much stepmania practice has this nigga done?" Trihex screams in a frail voice. At that point, trihex puts on his swag mode. He starts performing swag techniques and swag tricks. Trihex is on fucking fire. He's closing in on 2stop and it's getting closer and closer. It's almost as hype as the Super Metroid race at AGDQ. They're on world 6, it's getting intense. Finally the boss comes, he throws his eggs with as much swag as he can and hits him. It's done. Trihex has fakku'd doublestoppu. Trihex has finally became the TAS.

pie is such a fag

>>183002854
>srg goblins actually believe that the top sm64 runners don't respect toastrider

>>183002854
>dwhatever took Did's SOB as legit.
prove it

>>183003362
>srg goblins actually believe that the top sm64 runners don't respect toastrider
Literally not the argument.

Argument is can he 1:39. Answer is no. Thanks, that's a common talking point I forgot to include. Toastfags are retards who move the goals posts from "can get 1:39" to "respect." I'll be sure to add that to the pasta.

>>183002854
>Cheese can't beat toast's RTAs
>yes he could
prove that he could.

>this is literally flippy and a drunk punchay saying he could do it
prove that puncay was drunk.

>>183003362
>>183003435
>>183003546
>toast defense force

>>183002854
lmao at all these lies and twisted paraphrasings. anti-toast posters will say anything for attention from toastposters.

>>183003628
So you have no proof of your claims. The anti-toastposter proving his lack of integrity.

>>183002879
Is this real?

>>183002854
>he took Did's SOB as legit.
Oh hey, it's the brainlet who thinks he gets to decide exactly the manner in which a SOB can be considered legitimate. No wonder you think Toast can't 1:39 lmao.

>>183003967
(IT'S REAL NIGGA!)

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>>183003967

will this thread ever be good again

>>183004273
If every unique IP here becomes a speedrunner, then yes.

>>183004061
>grind monkey single stars for ages
>do this with all hard stars
>time yourself doing easy stars
>add this with the single star golds
>sob: low as fuck heuehuehuehue
>yes, this is legit easy 1:39

If it's not in a run or upstairs RTA, it's not legit.
Lotta triggered toastfags in the thread.
Jesus you niggers are easy to trigger.

>>183004480
He does that? lol

>>183004605
diddeh sure as hell did.
And he fell flat on his ass with garbage pb and no improvement.

That's what happens when vacuum runners actually try real categories.

>>183004403
>believing the ip count
several evaders and dynamics

>>183003546
>prove that he could.
just like ask the discord man, they'll tell you.

>prove that puncay was drunk.
just like ask him man. you're a coward wtf

https://twitter.com/ClarisRobyn/status/887042509263822848

>If it's not in a run or upstairs RTA, it's not legit.
You're placing arbitrary limits on what segments you can or can't use as your literal "sum of best." Do you know what "sum" and "best" mean?

All of the strats Diddeh practices are the strats he attempts in runs. The sum of his best attempts at those stars are literally his sum of best.

>>183004605
As far as I know diddeh only includes his segment RTAs in his sum of best, not his single star times. The other guy is making things up. He also made up the notion that dwhatever based his impression on his improvement on his SOB.

>>183004858
>just like ask the discord man
I have asked the discord. And I've asked Cheese. They disagree with you.
>just like ask him man.
Cheese asked him in the Oddshot you're talking about that you apparently didn't watch. He responds by saying he's completely sober.

>>183005212
Is this proof he became a tranny for attention?

>>183005212
How do we get President Trump to drop a nuclear bomb on the next GDQ?

>>183005418
Trump is for trannies and gays

>>183005212
>Wow, PvtCb calling the Prime community garbage has to be about the greatest compliment it could possibly get

fucking OWNED

>>183005821
uhhh that's not what i asked though

>>183005356
>I have asked
Prove it.
I asked them just this moment and they all said otherwise.

>As far as I know diddeh only includes his segment RTAs in his sum of best, not his single star times.
Prove it.
>He also made up the notion that dwhatever based his impression on his improvement on his SOB.
Which he 100% did.

>He responds by saying he's completely sober.
>slurring his words and acting retarded
>yes he's clearly not lying

>You're placing arbitrary limits on what segments you can or can't use as your literal "sum of best." Do you know what "sum" and "best" mean?
Do you? Because you're taking it literally.
A sum of best means a runner could plausibly get a time near that time (like a minute or 2 away) with one good run.

Grind monkey SOB mean nothing because that means for them to get a time within a minute or 2 of the run the stars would have to align, because each of the golds are from tens of thousands of vacuum attempts.
It dilutes the meaning of the SOB because there's no consistency.

That explanation is far less arbitrary than
>all of them count no matter what because reasons.
By that logic I can just multiply a mile time by 26 to get a marathon time.
Does not apply.

So if Diddeh has a low 49 SOB, why can he not get anything better than a high 54? That alone shows you his method of adding his outside times is not accurate.

>>183006546
because he can shitlord, who are you to questions toast's...

Sorry, wrong script.
because all golds are valid for a SOB retard, even though I can't explain why that magically is.
DEAL WITH IT.

who the fuck cares

>>183006692
>backtracking after being exposed

>>183006546
Why has no one answered this?

>>183006272
>I asked them just this moment
No, you didn't.
>Which he 100% did.
Prove it.
>>He responds by saying he's completely sober.
>>slurring his words and acting retarded
>>yes he's clearly not lying
Prove that he was drunk.
>A sum of best means a runner could plausibly get a time near that time (like a minute or 2 away) with one good run.
No, it means it's the sum of your best segments. All this other nonsense is based on arbitrary limits you've invented.
>It dilutes the meaning of the SOB because there's no consistency.
How can it dilute the meaning of your sum of best, when your sum of best is literally your sum of best?
>By that logic I can just multiply a mile time by 26 to get a marathon time.
If it's based on the same pace you would take during a marathon, then yes, that would be your marathon sum of best.

>>183004480
Upstairs RTA segments are NOT legitimate for SOB!

>>183007284
>>A sum of best means a runner could plausibly get a time near that time (like a minute or 2 away) with one good run.
>No, it means it's the sum of your best segments. All this other nonsense is based on arbitrary limits you've invented.
>>It dilutes the meaning of the SOB because there's no consistency.
>How can it dilute the meaning of your sum of best, when your sum of best is literally your sum of best?
>>By that logic I can just multiply a mile time by 26 to get a marathon time.
>If it's based on the same pace you would take during a marathon, then yes, that would be your marathon sum of best.

Why even fucking bother having a SOB if that's your approach. Then it's no longer about "I can get this time if I don't make any more mistakes." Instead it's about "heh, I know all of this time save is instantly going to get erased in every run I do, but WHAT IF I DID THAT WOULDN'T THAT BE COOL GUYS."

You way of taking it literally turns it into a totally useless metric.
refer to >>183006546

>>183007286
I honestly agree with you, I just said that to appease the faggot who thinks you can have 5 splits per star and could count all those golds for one star mega gold.

>>183007570
>dwhatever was stupid enough to think it was real

>>183007570
>Then it's no longer about "I can get this time if I don't make any more mistakes."
Nobody can do a run without making mistakes. Nobody can achieve their sum of best. A very large sum of best gap means you're inconsistent.
>refer to >>183006546
He has a 54 because he is inconsistent.
>If it's not in a run, it's not legit.
So it's legit if I pull off an IL only strat on a shit run and get a better gold than anyone else? That's the logic you're using.

Sum of best is a way to measure the best possible theoretical time for you. It's essentially a segmented run utilizing the strats you would normally utilize.

>>183008041
you wouldnt ever do an il strat in an actual run.

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>Grindmonkeys don't exi-

>>183008181
>you wouldnt ever do an il strat in an actual run.
Exactly.

>>183008041
>So it's legit if I pull off an IL only strat on a shit run and get a better gold than anyone else?
No, it's not. Puncay and cheese will sometimes do no resets or keep going with shit runs that can't PB and they'll get golds.

They don't fucking keep them. Know why?
Because there's a difference between golding RR in RTA or shit runs with no pressure and golding RR when you're on 1:42 pace and it's down to the crunch.

You have infinite attempts to gold RR in shit runs or RTAs, but you only have ONE attempt in the there and now on a good run. And the only time you get another attempt is in another good run.

>A very large sum of best gap means you're inconsistent.
Which is the entire argument for why Diddeh is trash and toast can't get 1:39.

>Sum of best is a way to measure the best possible theoretical time for you
And Diddeh's is way off the mark. 49 isn't even theoretical for him.

>>183008347
>They don't fucking keep them.
Prove it.
>And Diddeh's is way off the mark. 49 isn't even theoretical for him.
Yes it is. With his movement and strats, 49 is his best theoretical time. Of course he can't achieve it, because nobody can achieve their sum of best, but nobody claimed he could achieve it.

>>183004089
why did you spoiler?

fuck off cunt

>>183007979
Why are you telling lies about dwhatever? Did he piss in your cornflakes?

>>183008223
i don't get how arcus can grind for as long as he does
i looked at the ninja gaiden 2 leaderboard and saw he had nearly 3.5k attempts and isn't even that close to becoreds time
granted i don't know becoreds attempt counter but i can't see it being anywhere near that high

>>183008541
>Of course he can't achieve it, because nobody can achieve their sum of best, but nobody claimed he could achieve it.
And no one is claiming cheese or punchay can get their SOB either.

We're claiming they can actually get closer and within reason to their sob. Diddeh's pb and sob are on different planets.

>>182986778
>>183004480
AHAHAHAHAHA NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>183008626
you do it with squid daily.

>>183008713
>We're claiming they can actually get closer and within reason to their sob.
Because they are much more consistent.
>Diddeh's pb and sob are on different planets.
Because he is inconsistent.

>>183008713
>he thinks sum of best is a measure of consistency
just shut the fuck up jesus christ i hate you people.

>>182986934
>>183005418
>>183008713
who is we?

>>183008347
>Puncay and cheese will sometimes do no resets or keep going with shit runs that can't PB and they'll get golds.
>They don't fucking keep them.
Yes they do. What in the fuck?

>>183008640
Becored's is probably higher, but he is far ahead of everyone else and actually optimizing the game.
Arcus's approach to speedrunning is to literally grind his current game 40 hours per week. His grind:practice ratio is like 20:1.

>>183008725
No I don't, you're probably thinking of someone else.

>>183008223
Give the man a break. He must be nearing forty years old.

>>183008943
you dont know how often people practice offline.

>>183009101
Go into Arcus's chat and ask him if he practices offline, if you don't believe me.

>>183008845
>clueless fag lacks reading comprehension
No, the difference between sob and pb represents consistency.

It's not a matter of diddeh being inconsistant from 49-54, it's a matter of him being a consistent 53-54.
Grind monkeys skew this.

>>183008940
No, they literally don't.

>>183008845
Eat shit retarded nigger.
You and your fag toast are shitcans.

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hey guys speedrunning

>>183009484
>the difference between sob and pb represents consistency.
Correct.
>It's not a matter of diddeh being inconsistant from 49-54
Yes it is. He has pretty good movement and is very inconsistent with it. That's why he has a big sum of best gap.
>No, they literally don't.
Prove it. I've never heard of either of them doing this. Stop lying about dwhatever too.

>>183007570
>Then it's no longer about "I can get this time if I don't make any more mistakes."
sum of best has never been about that lmao

>>183009994
You're right in a way, but it is true that if Diddeh made no mistakes, he would achieve his sum of best. So I'm not really sure what point that guy is trying to make.

>>183009484
AHAHAHAHAHA NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>183008347
is this bebopbandit? you sound as stupid as him.

https://pastebin.com/xGRnehWX

>>183010815
"Fatal" implies that this monkey is dead.
These are monkeys relaxing in a hot spring.

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>>183010974

>>183010912
emily WHO?

>>183010994
He's not actually bathing. This is from the movie Duston Checks In.

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>>183011112

>>183010912
>anime turned me gay

>>183011037
The former Paper Mario World Record holder

>>183011154
This sort of works, except now you're insinuating that Squid is smart a la Detective Chimp.

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>>183011346

>>183011346
a detective chimp is still a chimp.

>>183010912
I was excited to add him to the list, but then I realized he already is on it.

>>183011263
>anime turned me gay
>former Paper Mario
what, is this a warning to pie or something?
send it to him yourself cfb

>>183010912
WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE SO MANY TRANNIES IN SPEEDRUNNING?

>>183011678
because you keep giving them attention every. single. time.

>>183011678
There aren't really that many, they just stick out like a sore thumb.

Think about how many speedrunners exist, and how many of those are trans.

>>183011989
>There aren't really that many
It feels like there's literally another speedrunner coming out as trans every week.

>>183011989
>There aren't really that many
Who are you trying to convince?

>>183011678
>>183011989
how many are there? like actual tranny speedrunners, not people who loiter around the community.

there are 83,000+ speedrun.com accounts. let's do some math.

>>183012151
you keep looking for it

>>183012151
>what is confirmation bias

>>183012236
>83,000+
next you'll claim people are actually from the area they state

>>183012297
Don't throw your big fancy terms at me, Detective Squid.

>>183012395
okay, let's adjust for a ~10,000 account margin of error and say there's 73,000 speedrunners. how many trannies are there?

>>183012997
How would I know? Do you think all 83000 people have a Twitter profile with preferred pronouns?

>>183013294
You claimed there were many trannies in speedrunning. I assume this is based on a number.

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>>183010912
>autistic min-wage fast food employee
>speedruner
>turned tranny from forming an autistic obsession with idol anime after watching a japanese speedrunner on twitch every day
>still has a GF
what the fuck...

>bertin streams once in a blue moon
>sj streams once in a blue moon
>DSS does rythm games and mario maker now
>TriHex kicked out of MHC for being a bitch as nigga
>werster, formerly the most autistic of the bunch, is now the most normie of them all

C-can't stop the MHC am i right guys???

>>183014474
>Siglemic is dead
>Jiano is dead
>Sicko is dead
>Cosmo is dead
>Jape is dead

Can't stop the jopes!!!

CFB WINS CFB WINS CFB WINS

heres a namedrop you werent expecting cool6t9

heres a namedrop you werent expecting John "FUCKING" Numbers

yashi

>>183017012
This implies you can become a woman through effort. You can't. At best you can turn yourself into a mix that is neither really male nor female, but you can never change your gender. It is medically impossible and if it was it would change your personality enough that you wouldn't be the same person anymore.

>>183016952
>>183017001
why did you spoiler?

>>183013395
there aren't very many trannies when you take into account how many people are in the community. Theres just a giant magnifying glass on the few that are in the community so it looks like there are a ton of them.

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>>183017171
Yeah but at least if you look like this I can pretend as long as you keep your pants on

>>183017171
cold hard word

>>183010912
https://twitter.com/headstrong1290/status/790315722962415616

this is your average vip

>>183017201
I'll give you something giant you can magnify if you don't shut the fuck up with the apologetics

>that guy who doesn't factor in run anxiety to his sum of best

what's his story?

>>183017201
>there aren't very many trannies when you take into account how many people are in the community. Theres just a giant magnifying glass on the few that are in the community so it looks like there are a ton of them.
So the problem isn't really the trannies. The problem is that people fail to think critically about the situation.

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>>183017760

>>183017760
Because anxiety isn't a part of the game or the strats you do.

>>183017760
it's "sum of best" not "sum of best under all of these very specific circumstances that i pretend to have the authority to decide"

>>183018189
I'm sorry, but did the trihex already choke? Oh, that's right. The run isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only 6-4. Does not having the green splits at 6-4 count as a choke? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the run is still on? Trihex is still playing right now and has been the best yoshi runner in srl for how many years now? He's playing one of the best teams in the site which just happens to have a red splits because they're feeding off the energy of playing stepmania warm-up. But you know what? It's still fucking easy. Trihex is one of the best fucking runners in srl, he got sub 2:53 last year and would of won the wr if the japs didn't cheat. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the trihex gets the wr and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the trihex just got lava skip when he needed to get one, just like the wr does. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-trihex topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the runner because his good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

>>183017507
nice rebuttal.
>>183018128
exactly. but you shouldnt expect critical thinking here.

>>183018568
you know what's a true sign of a critical thinker? someone trying to change their gender

Cronikeys' campaign message of PBs, PBs, PBs is really coming to fruition. I'm glad I voted for her to be our Speedpresident. The Russian tranny conspiracy theory LIE needs to stop!

>Thread death rate down 19%
>Speedmarket up 11%
>Naegleria and all of the Canadians have been fully exposed
>Cancelled the R/SamAndTolki/ Accords

Really gets the noggin' joggin' if you know what I'm sayin'. She's not a subversive (((Russian agent)))

they aint done a god damn thing

GOT damn thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>183018813
What does that have to do with anything?

>>183019958
Why did you reply to me?

>>183020240
To ask you the question I asked.

Just got back from a 3 year religious retreat, anybody have the lowdown on what happened to some of my favorite streamers like CosmoWright, MilesSMB, and HeadStrong1290?

>>183020978
They're putting their strong critical thinking skills to work in an attempt to fight against physiology itself

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>>183021337
Sounds like I got back just in time

>>183004323
>>183008397
why did you delete?

>>183023250
word
sometimes you have just already done all you can do as a man

and

AND

>>183027297
he must have been laser-focused on getting that video up

>>183030761
>that one guy looking at barry's foodies
based

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>>183030761

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>>183031206

>>183009843
that was a good webm until you didn't get the dash jump out of the junk pit

gl with the s-rank stuff though, would be neat to see somebody actually update the s-rank runs since they're basically all ancient uyama runs

>>183032141
thanks for the late response!

Bonesaw just finished his first 70 star run in 2:05:54. How much more will he improve and how quickly will he do it?

>>183032141
thanks, this takes a bunch of effort to pull off
the failed dash jump out of the pit is half intentional; it gives me enough time to complete the buster charge which takes care of both of the shock robots
an alternate way to deal with that is a half charge>immediate jump slash, but for some reason killing an enemy with your saber introduces a few frames of pause (looking back at the webm, though, i could have used this knowledge to kill the second camera with a buster charge. i kill the rats with saber because missing is costly, though.)
speaking of which, though, do you know how to consistently pull off a dash out of the pit? it would save me a bit of time in the part that follows, and i can't seem to find any info on it

>>183032901
it's been years since I ran Z3 so I'm kinda foggy on it, but it was just press dash and jump on the next frame, or vice versa

there's really no consistent way to get them unfortunately unless you're QTT and playing on keyboard lol

>>183027818
>>183027862
>>183027925
>>183028053
>>183029209
why did you delete?

The God Gamer Stigma

FUCK OFF art

The Zero Time Dilemma

The Marble Blast Gold 100 level record looks like it's going to be shaved down by atleast 5 seconds if all the new strats are used by the upcoming experienced runners.

The Bourne Ultimatum

The Thousand Year Door

>>183033758
are they talking about amiibo

The Cure For Mentally Ill Tranny Freaks

>>183043318
was the second to last hit intentional?

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>never watched NASA
>assumed it was a meme
>have been watching AGDQ for years
>also regularly ideate suicide, possible correlation
>on a whim decide to see what NASA is about
>mfw
Holy fuck, this is not only tolerable but I don't feel my basic intelligence being insulted every second that I watch, why isn't this more popular? I could see it having a huge audience if only people knew

>>183043456
Did Glen just delete Beatrix practicing MGR?

>>183051874
was the second to last deletion intentional?

>>183043318
why did you delete?

>>183045825
When is our boy Clint Stevens going to NASA?

>>183051874
>>183052425
thanks for the late responses!

>>183052425
Clintstevens would never interact with the rest of the speedrunning community.

>>183057790
He shit stomped Cheese in connect four though???

>>183058026
Cheese barely interacts with the speedrunning community either. Neither does Puncay, for that matter.

>>183058250
because they're all alpha males who don't interact with all your autists

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>>183058325
>Cheese
>Puncay
>Clint
>alpha males

>>183058426
just because cheese and puncayshan are gay doesn't make them any less alpha

>>183045825
people complain that it's too chaotic and just an "edgelordfest" when it really isn't, it's just a group of speedrunners getting together and gaming without the need to censor themselves for the sake of charity

Hi, TonesBalones here to announce the Splatoon 2 blind race happening this Friday, July 21st. So as you probably know, Splatoon 2 is set to come out this Friday. Since I, and a lot of other potential runners, don't see the value in the casual single player experience of Splatoon, we're organizing a day 1 blind race. The rules are simple, do not enter the single player until the race starts, and don't be a dick (look up pre-footage, etc.). First one finished gets free wr. Hooray!

>>183062210
who is we?

>>183062210
>I, and a lot of other potential runners, don't see the value in the casual single player experience
Youtube comments are turning into reality.

>>183062631
>of Splatoon
you forgot a part.

>>183063953
>we're organizing
you forgot a part.

>>183065012
not relevant to the context.

>>183065140
yes it is.

Why doesn't Squid do the piss easy LLL elevator strat everyone else does?

>>183065334
Why don't you ask him in his chat, you worthless, subhuman shithead?!

>>183007570
>Then it's no longer about "I can get this time if I don't make any more mistakes."
wait, what? how does this not apply to diddeh? if he didn't make any mistakes, he would get a 49.

>>183065334
scared to ask?

>>183065860
>Why don't you ask him in his chat
The same reason the other guy is scared to ask top runners about Toastrider.

>>183065334
i'm pretty sure he knows better than us, just ask him

marxistxmonkey

buttxhurt

>>183070017
based
when will you just embrace the future srg

>>183069881
My strength is my ability to think critically :)

mindlessxgrind

endlessxgrind

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tattlextale

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patheticxgrind

stupidxmonkey

grindxmonk

shexmale

minexcraft

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inb4 he quits less than an hour in because he doesn't feel like streaming today