/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

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Get fucked Plapatin

Never unban that retarded kid.

qt AI-fus when?

>>182822194
>when she give you the pico manipulation

Honk Honk!

>>182819714
Not my fault that the fucking thing's been conflicted for months.

>plapatin finally permad, this time by big chicken
nothing of value was lost that day

>>182822304
>she

>HoP subverts me
>Talking over binary
>Stuff happens
>have to go loud
>Warden finds a binary key somehow
>Try to play it off as if I am auto-traitor to take the heat off the HoP
>HoP talks over binary how we should kill all of security
But why
Also, why did you tell me to NOT kill you when you had a "die" objective and completed your other objective? It was going to be funny!

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https://youtu.be/k2eMHqS7lTU?t=2m12s

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=2800&start=10

why unban him in the first place?

i hate you all

>>182822467
>global rule 2
>tfw you helped collect banvalids
feels goodman

>Pomf gives a step by guide on how to ban evade in front of the entire server
What a swell guy.

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>>182822581
Pomf, have mercy he is only a child

>make admin application
>get banned

>tfw you do the butt removal surgery to build a butt bot but the butt just vanishes

leave plapatin alone pomf!!

Aging only made pomf bitter

>>182822778
butt removal surgery is broken and the fuckface who broke it refuses to fix it

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>>182822938

Any self respecting spessman has to read WGW to the station at some point in their lives, right?

>>182822631
I don't go to highschool anymore so eh...

Don't shoot up your friends, I guess.

>>182822650
Its not a big secret dude
>>182822901
Probably!

IS there anything for me to do if I get stuck between a crate and a wall and can't push the crate anywhere for me to get out? This assumes I also have no tools.

>>182823828
no lol

>>182823828
you can ask someone to help you out over the radio/PDA messenger but i prefer to just cry

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>>182816245
>still get called a validhunting shitcurity

>>182823828
Open the crate

>>182823828
order the AI to cut through a wall next to you

>>182822938
And I'll also close any attempts to. Buttbots cannot be located. They cannot be muted and any channel hopping is tirivally matched. Admins refuse to do fucking shit about it so hey whoops guess you guys can't get butts anymore teehe~

>>182823828
You have zero excuses to not have tools Suicide, succumb, and contemplate not being a fuckup

>>182822581
Could someone give me a quick rundown?

>>182823946
>>182823924
>>182823890
>>182823870
Thanks I was playing miner for the first time and trapped myself with an ore crate before I grabbed all my shit. PDAd the QM but was wondering if there was a better way.

>>182823981
Plap got permabanned for being a shitter
Is actually underaged
Bitched about his actial autism on reddit
Made an admin application and got nuke'd

There are no good space mans servers left.

You literally can't disprove me.

>>182828281
You're right.
Let's go ahead and kill ourselves.

>>182828572
Oh, alright.
You first though.

>>182828721
No, you go first.

Lethal farts?

>>182829449
SMELL THAT AIR

>>182829449
>Win a lottery
>Can't even get a hyper cell for it
>Borg laments how I promised him a hyper cell but couldn't deliver even with over 54k

>>182829567
You can stunlock with super+toxic fart until you give them a space drugs OD

>>182829449
>>182829515
>Two of my statements became file names
You spoil me.
Why didn't we try cloning the clown first?

>>182829567
Apparently, the clown got locked up and then farted the security officer into a wall.

>>182829757
I was actually that officer, He took me to crit but didnt actually manage to kill me.

He did give me fucking liver damage though and the doctor nearly killed me again trying to fix it

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>be clown
>shit around for a few, do clown things
>slip some people
>in arrivals for some reason
>Surgeon arrives, slip him, take his ID, he goes ballistic
>break into medbay and attempt to make space lube but get pushed over by a Gray and have to run for my life
>run into space
>nearly freeze
>use the ID as a projectile to Third Law my way back to the station
>hide out in the locker for a bit until I can run again
>shoes now make laser sounds and I have incredibly powerful farts
>shoes begin to scream sometime later
>everyone is fucking after me by this point
>eventually get apprehended
>fart two sec officers into the wall on two separate occasions
>toxic myself to death in the process
>station descends into insanity because the Honkmother intervenes
>through massive shit find myself alive
>main hall detonates so I have shit for blood and fucked lungs
>Janitor gets ultra pissed when I steal his cart and valids me
>get back up and do it again
Great round to clown.

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>>182829567
>>182829757
>>182829852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1ZJiBHh-Yw Theme of Honk

>pomf's depression has caused him to get more involved in adminning and coding for the server
no...
not like this...

>>182830234
So you'd rather me be mister server from the sidelines again?

>>182821780
why did he get banned

wat did play do I missed it

>>182831348
*plap

>>182822467

what was his staticname?

>>182832675
Johnson Nugget

>>182832772
why did he bite the curb

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I hate Elon Musk physically, I dislike that kind of man. I can hardly bear to talk to him. He has the Chris Chan disease. That particular combination of arrogance and timidity sets my teeth on edge.
He is arrogant. Like all people with timid personalities, his arrogance is unlimited. Anybody who speaks quietly and shrivels up in company is unbelievably arrogant. He acts shy, but he’s not. He’s scared. He hates himself, and he loves himself, a very tense situation. It’s people like me who have to carry on and pretend to be modest. To me, it’s the most embarrassing thing in the world—a man who presents himself at his worst to get laughs, in order to free himself from his hang-ups. Everything he does in the game is therapeutic.

>>182833472
tldr

>>182833472
Thanks for sharing?
If I'm timid IRL and also just mostly neutral in game does that make me timid for real or am I also just pretending to gain the pity of others? Would it be better to be fully arrogant or fully timid, all other things being equal? You know, for roleplaying.

>be clowned on shift after shift
>finally go to irl work
>atleast theres no clowns here
>walk in
>fucking niggles the clown painting on the wall

I fucking cant escape the honk

>>182833961
I would tell you to not self-insert or create alternate versions of your own personality. Try method-acting something completely different.

Do boots stack if I get two different types?

>>182828281

Colonial marines is fun

>>182835145
>people still take only AP
playing medic is pain

>>182835784

>90% of every Marine's injuries is friendly fire

Yesterday we had someone treat down a crowded maint tunnel firing AP as they went

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>>182836837
still, inevitably, a couple decades later, pic related

>>182835784
>Get shot with AP
>Get captured by aliens soon afterwards

It's okay

>>182830372
>>182829757
Hey pomf, nexis, I was trying out the custom strike teams button in secrets, what do I use for the landmark prompt? Where do I find the list of all the landmarks to use?

How come plapatin gets banned for being underage but sawbones doesn't?

>>182837183
Sawbones doesnt go above and beyond to be obnoxiously autistic in ooc

>>182837183
Link proofs of underage

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>>182837319

>>182837183
Because he's a meatclub.

>guy who gets valided by a malf AI, rages and respawns as a derelict mommi to teleport plasmafire onto the main station as revenge
>got permabanned a day after his successful appeal for nonantag murder?
colour me surprised

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>>182837358
I got you senpai.

>>182837558
>12
That guy looks like 24

>>182837434
this is the real reason.

>has stated multiple times that his brother is "special"
>expects us to believe that he got the good genes and didn't get none of that.

>>182833472
>He has the Chris Chan disease
I don't know why but that made me laugh

sorry for cheating smile

>>182837183
He's some next level of attention whoring like holy fuck nobody fucking cares about how you were autistic for 14 years stop talking about it

>>182838737
Yes, so why didn't he get banned but plapatin did?

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>that terrible feeling of jewishness you have after some of the crew gets massacred by the syndie bus and you waltz in and steal all the syndie bodies the crew killed and sell all the gear back to them before any of them notice that you did

How much would a remake have to be finished before you would switch to it?

>>182839183
Finished/10
I'm getting a refund if you early access me bro

>>182839269
Paid yeah but what about a free version

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>>182839093
>help kill the syndies
>have to buy my loot back

Side note but do energy shields only reflect laser weaponry? Because two shielded syndies got absolutely smashed by the scattershot

>>182839093
How, I thought syndies exploded on death

>>182839316
I'm getting a refund if you early access me bro

>>182839421
They're mobs not the ops.
Also, ops have everything to remove implants on their shuttle you little metafaggot

>>182839421
Nevermind, bus squad. My bad.

>>182839575
Yes but what if it costs $0.00

>>182839717
I am refunding $20.00 you filthy scammer

>>182839575
Everyone knows nuke ops explode when they die/deathgasp, it's not metagay

>>182839810
Yes but what if that $20.00 was discounted 100% to $0.00, would you play it?

>>182839903
No, and I would claim a refund for $20.00 to compensate me for the mental traumas inflicted by it.

>>182839986
You cant refund the full amount when you get a discounted price

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Security being able to issue tickets for minor things like littering, loitering, not having an ID on, etc when?

>>182840335
Dunno, where's your PR anon?

I'll review it and merge it right now if you link it.

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>>182840476
>expecting me not to be lazy and beg people to do it for me

Ex-shitty game content designer here, looking to get started fucking around with spess coding, thinking chaplain content.
What sort of content would you like to see that doesnt require admin intervention to do?

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>>182840335

>>182840692
Choose a sprite for the null rod. null Sword, Null Scythe, etcetera. No stat chagnes, just sprites.

>>182840854
Yea I think thats a good starting point. Was thinking of doing some spriting for nonhuman chaplain flavor clothes so I could tackle that along side that project.

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>tfw you juke the bigass god rod several time in a bomb suit with magboots activated
Better luck next time, badmins

>>182841268
the only thing you need to dodge a rod is to rest

>>182841346
Oh. That would've made things easier

>>182841346
this is a lie

>>182841412
you are a lie

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>>182841440

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>>182841346
In fact you get bonus coolguy points if you rest under a rod

Who is in the Italian Metaclub?

https://triple-q.bandcamp.com/track/youve-got-a-psy-in-me

>>182839347
laser and taser defence, if you want bullet protection use a riot shield

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>No mech mounted RCD that can build more structures and build them faster than a regular RCD.

>>182824545
PERHAPS I SHOULD REOPEN IT I DID CLOSE IT A LITTLE FAST

>>182844723
I was making a combo RCD+RPD for an engineering mech I was making a couple weeks ago.

>>182844791
cmon nuke we need an inclusive and neurodiverse admin team to better represent the playerbase

This server is full on hippie now, the convergence is complete

>>182845883
HONK!

>pomf banning people for global rule 2
>pretty sure a few of our admins were underage at the time they were made admin over the last few years
seems kind of unfair he's only just jumping in to do it now. i'm fairly certain Celt wasn't 18 when he played here a lot.

>>182846070
I feel kind of bad for plap, autistic kid just got off perm ban and now is banned again.

>>182846179
i mean he should have never applied for admin, that was stupid of him. he seemed to have been doing fine just playing and i don't know what went through his head thinking it was even a smart move

>>182846070
>pomf banning people for global rule 2 when he is 16

>>182846070
He is a supreme literal thumb sucking autismo with a couple of perma's already under his belt, let him stay gone

>>182846319
so like almost everybody on this server whos name you remember? Almost everyone on the admin team has a history of being an absolutely terrible player and people come back from being banned all the time. this community is full of shitters of varying degrees.

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>-Are you over 18?: I wish.

Is this nigger retarded

>>182846420
His IQ is on par with most of the admins desu

>>182846420
he has autism and someone probably coaxed him into posting the application. i don't think its fair pomf banned him, this is the only global rule 2 outside of gjfarber who was a real retard IC too
not even asskek was banned for being underage

>>182846070
All he had to do was keep his head down and he couldnt even handle that.

The warriors of Sparta had one final test of initiation to finish training-kill a slave and not get caught.

If and when caught, they were punished, not for killing the slave, but for getting caught killing the slave.

>thread posters hide behind being anonymous and vpns on the forum. They keep saying "muh thumb sucking autist" as they live in their mom's basement and eat tendies at 23
>plapatin is cool, calm, collected and honest. He has the balls to admit he's breaking the rules and doesn't even give a fuck

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>>182846575
>It's okay to break the rules because I admitted to it

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>tfw /vg/ will never have roleplay

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>>182846575
>plapatin
>cool, calm, collected

>>182846716
>tfw spelling error because of fucking shuttle rush

>>182846547
i genuinely just don't believe he would have made the decision on his own to apply for admin like that.
and from reading his admin application it seems he aired the question to people and they basically just told him "why not".
he has legitimate autism and he's going to believe people saying these things to him.
it's not fair to remove him from the community because he was coaxed to do something silly by people he probably trusted. unless these conversations listed in his application are ancient, three admins sort of gave their blessing to posting the application.
like, he's just a kid with a disability. if he's actually been causing problems OOC and IC then sure, list those as the reason he was banned. but don't ban him for being naive and underage, that just isn't fair.

>>182846716
>didn't use the esword as a dildo to fuck her

bad form

http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Rules

I don't like Plapatin, but I see no "You must be at least 18 years old to play in this server." in here.

>>182846789
As far as being "coaxed" into applying, well, if that were the case for him, I am unaware of such things.

As far as banning him for this goes, well, the short of it is, I am the Head Admin, but it's Pomf's server.

If Pomf decides to up and ban someone, there really isnt anything I can do about it. He literally owns the server. As far as I'm concerned, I am here to enforce his vision of the server in his absence. Love or hate me for it, its what I do.

If you have a problem with it, you'd be surprised how approachable Pomf is.

>>182846806
Eh, if I had to add something it'd be using it as a clit vibe, describing the buzzing of the active hilt giving pleasure.

>>182846897
thanks for removing all the shitters recently pain

>>182846897
It was quite the opposite really, he kept bringing it up in OOC and pretty much everyone told him not to do it, and they weren't being mean about it either.

>>182846897
You need to approach pomf with your hand held out with chickenfeed, but it's not feed, it's an assortment of pills

>>182846897
Well as head admin isn't it your job to look after the players below you? Shouldn't you be talking to people over bans. Especially when they come from an owner who doesn't even play the game and just sits away from the rest of us. He jumps in on situations like this and the antag ban on souhei and horatio but sits by and does nothing to change anything about the server to make these things actual rules?
If Pomf wants 4chan rules to apply to his server then maybe they should be in the rules you read when you're in the server or on the wiki page. There's not mention of it at all.
There's no "Global 4chan rules apply to this server" or "You must be 18+ to play on this server"
Why are you operating on rules that don't exist and why are you letting Pomf do whatever he wants? It might be his server, but like I said he doesn't even play or care about the quality of the players because he doesn't know what it is, so why should he be allowed to dictate suddenly that someone underage can't play?
And then if we're going to take the global rules, is pomf gonna make it so we aren't allowed to scrutinize the admins as players? Cause thats global rule 8.

>>182846789
He was sitting ingame oocing about how he applied to hippie and was a failure at handling ahelps. He thought this was amusing. Then he went on about how he should apply for /vg/. We all told him he was fucking stupid for even thinking about it.

He thought it was amusing. It bit him in the ass. He brought this shit on himself via his own actions and decision, no one pushed him to it. He thinks his "my dad works for nintendo" tier stories and his childish antics amuse the server. He thought it was all a big joke. He isnt laughing any more.

>>182846895
4chan rule.
This is a 4chan server

>>182847269
I agree. If Pomf wants to ban underaged users, it should be in the server rules. I believe he and only he has the means to edit the text that appears when you click the "Rules" button in game.

Im going to take that up with him tomorrow.

>>182847361
>If Pomf wants to ban underaged users, it should be in the server rules
Goodbye Kolith...

>>182847361
Holy smokes pain's gonna ban pomf

>Pomf is depressed
>Takes it out on little kids
Damn

>>182847285
I didn't see this, but then, just give him an OOC ban? Killette was OOC banned for doing stupid shit like this. Unless OOC bans are just broken or something, I don't see why an admin wouldn't just silence him so would have to shut up. He's a dumb, autistic kid who probably doesn't understand any sort of social cue.

>>182846547
>disappear for half a day, do nothing
>play dumb when questioned
>grats ur lee nye the violence guy

What a stupid fucking test.

>>182847952
I agree that silencing him would of been better than outright shitcanning him. If I was the yardbird and it was supported, I would of just shadow banned him from the chat and let him talk to himself.

Pomf went a different route with it but the kid did it to himself.

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>tfw you started the mob against that autistic child plapatin

>plapatin gets white-knighted in the thread
What do you even see in him that improves this place?

>>182848547
I knew he was retarded the second he claimed to be playing SS13 on a potato-powered raspberry pi he modded with a 'faster processor'

he needs therapy

>>182848547
He had me wanting him flushed out the shitter airlock when he spammed ooc about his potato powered raspberry pi running byond with a custom cpu.

I understand at 14 you say dumb shit like that, alot of us did that until we were broken of it. This 2nd perma should teach the little shit to shut the fuck up and just play the game.

>>182848547
>No, I am not made fun of online

still makes me laff

>>182848570
Just Oliver Khloshoff being a faggot, did the same with Souhei. His white knighting actually yielded the final piece of evidence to bury the latter though LOL

>>182848742
I'm not Oliver, I just don't think it's right to ban a pretty harmless kid for being underage but let huge shitters everyone hates like Kolith go unbanned.

Sorry for being a whiney pissbaby over this stuff /vg/ but I always thought our server was about being transparent and fair, to the players individually and the community as a whole. Over the last few weeks Pomf has made some really weird decisions, at least in my opinion, which I don't think he's in the right position to make.
I understand this is his server, and for the last few months he's been paying out of pocket for it because the patreon donations disappeared for a while, but if the extent of his involvement in the server doesn't go beyond this and posting in the discord... I don't know. We have a Head Admin who isn't him for a reason. Someone who plays and administrates the server for Pomf, because he doesn't do either.
I don't like this quasi-involved state Pomf has right now. Last year he would do almost nothing and let whoever the Headmin was do everything, he would just come to the thread to post about ice-cream and wouldn't listen to the shitflinging at players. But now he's sort of getting himself involved in things and going over the people put in charge to run his server without any real notice.
What I'm saying is, Pomf, unless you want to lose the trust of your team and players, you need to pick a side. When it comes to administrative actions on the server, you need to either be all in or all out. And being all in requires a lot more than reading the thread and discord and pulling kneejerk actions based on what you read.

>>182848915
tl;dr

>>182848803
Pomf went so far as to tell the kid exactly how to ban evade. This is about as much a chance for the kid to unfuck himself as he deserves.

They will unban him or let him go undercover under a new name soon enough if he behaves. He should learn to keep his head down and his mouth shut like any kid.

>straight up tell a Canadian host you are under 18
>on a server with a porn library
>people want them unbanned
Literally illegal in canadia

>>182848937
that's ok, i'm just pissing into the wind anyway
>>182848742
i'm not oliver

>>182849040
server is fully hosted in new york now

>>182849040
pomf isnt canadian and we arent hosted in canada any more

>>182848915
This is exactly what I spoke about in >>182045907 some people just don't have fun and only find fun in banning others/restricting their play. I want a server where everyone can just relax and have a good time after a hard day working the 9-5 at the oil refinery. The hatred in the soul of those that take the government dole ruins the game for many. People with no job, no goals and nothing but this game. They don't even like the game, they don't like anything. They hate those that can enjoy things. I miss the early days when everyone playing was just here for good times. Lifeweb captured that for a few months but the major problem here took over there but worse. It's only up on weekends and the neets with nothing better can spend all weekend there, hopping from server to server and making everything about them. I just want to settle down and run an Inn, I don't want no trouble or bad times. Just a relaxing conversation, that's too hard to let happen for some people, they can't let people have fun in their own little corner.

>>182848915
fuck off its pomf's server, don't like it then play on another server
it's not some momentous time of trouble for /vg/ you dramawhore, pomf has got back into coding and banned 2 absolute detriments to the community and that's it

>[00:24:30]SAY: Count Honkula/Plapatin (@251,241,1) As Galactic Common : I vant to suck your blood! honk honk honk

I giggled

>>182846547
>The warriors of Sparta had one final test of initiation to finish training-kill a slave and not get caught.
>If and when caught, they were punished, not for killing the slave, but for getting caught killing the slave.
pain i have no fucking idea what you mean by this

>>182848915
>pissbaby
>>/r/eddit

>>182849351
>[00:24:30]SAY: Count Honkula/Plapatin (@251,241,1) As Galactic Common : I vant to suck your thumb! honk honk honk
Fixed

>>182848915
Pomf does tend to kneejerk things but thats within his rights to do so.
When he removed acks from roundstart it bummed me out, but megamaw was to blame for that.
When he flushed plap, I felt bad for the kid, but the kid caused it and earned it.

Pomf's involvement is forced due to shitheads getting out of hand in various ways and ultimately these are his calls to make and ours to deal with.

300 warriors of sparta that have killed a slave and not gotten caught vs Frank "The Tank" White.

Who'd win?

>>182849518
Give me a quick rundown on Frank White.

>>182849568
Our new meme HoS who ion'd blue APCs he thought the malf shunted into, in reality the ghosts haunted the APCs making them flash blue.

>>182849724
he made one mistake, you have to let go.

>>182849568
my husbando
you are not a real frank fan if you only recognise him as the new HoS

>>182849506
I'm really not a fan of how last year he took no interest in anything server related unless someone flooded him with complaints, and even then he would only do something rarely.
It's nice to see him being involved again but he's just involving himself in the wrong ways.
I remember when attack animations were merged despite him saying no to them and he doesn't want them. But he didn't do anything to stop them getting merged or remove them when they were. But now he's jumping in and removing skeletons because he doesn't want them. Both things were voted favourably of being added and kept by the players, Pomf didn't want both of them but he only removed one.

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What is the best gamemode to watch and why is it Fluke Ops

>>182849949
I love tails gets trolled so much. This is a great edit.

>>182849518
The spartans, because Frank subverted the borgs adding a law that only people ho PDA them a code are to be saved, then forgot to PDA them.

>>182849949
Definitely fluke
I'd want to say wiz in second place but we've had some boring ass wizards

admins please have a look at my ban appeal http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&p=20677#p20677

>>182850519
Nigger get real, atleast try

>>182850519
>Your side of the story: i was banned for ban evading and im sorry

>Why you think you should be unbanned: hmm because it was such a long time ago and the original ban was placed because i posted an image of a row of decapitated heads on the tg github

wewewewew

>>182850519
edit your post and try harder and seem actually apologetic.

I want to be thoroughly searched by The Tank.

>>182851302
fuel tank tom? the best captain we've ever had play on /vg/?
is he still around?

NEW ROUND RIGHT NOW, ITS DORF

>Current Admins (0)

I miss the old Morena

Being an attention whore Morena

Stepping on toes Morena, being a hoe Morena

I hate the new Morena, the never lewd Morena. The telling news Morena, blogging away Morena

I miss the ERP Morena, the 'I'm a girl hee hee' Morena

I gotta say at the time I'd like to be Morena. See she invented shitters, there wasn't any shitters, now I look around and there's so many shitters

I used to love Morena I used to love Morena, I even had the drill hair I thought I WAS Morena

What if Morena ERPed with Morena? Said it was Sawbones fault, that she's a new Morena? Man that'd be so Morena!

That's all it was Morena, we still in love Morena, and I love you like Morena, loves Shiggy

>>182823946
>powergames so hard they alter the code

>>182823946
>admins refuse to do stuff
>I'll break it instead

My grafix look super shity and relogging doesn't help, any good fix?

>Clown is acting full blown mentally challenged retarded
>HONK HNOK I WILL CLOWN YOU FOR HONK NEED ALL ACESS SO I CAN HONK LOOKING OUT CLOWN MOTHER
>Assume that's just his gimmick and decide to play into it, tell the crew not to bully him too much because he's special
>He raises puppies in the theater
>THERE ARE MANY PUPPIES PLEASE TAKE ONE THEY LIKE TO BE PET HONK
>Chef steals Ian, Lisa and a bunch of puppies, kill them skin them male them into food and throws pies, skins and Ian teeth at the clown who is outright sobbing
>PLEASE STOP PLEASE DON'T HURT THEM I LOVE THEM
>Clown keeps stopping doing anything for long periods , starting to believe the player is actually upset
>Assume he tries to avenge the puppies and gets dunked, have to clone him and tell him to let it go
>He decides to grow bananas
>One tree at a time
>Not doing anything with them as far as I can tell, just tending to them in botany
>hear over radio someone starts taking them
>Oh boy here we to again
>Clown tries to bully the guy back and gets dunked again, this time the chap wants to blast him out the mass driver
>10 minute chase to save the clown
>PLEASE STOP SOMEYONE PLEASE GET ME HONK HNOK HONKKMOTHER PLEASE HELP WHAD DID I DO PLEASE HEL MOM HELP
>Hide in coffin and leap out as chap sneaks in through maint and blast him, saving clown
>Alright clown, you need to listen, we-
>OKAY THANK I GO NOW BYE
>Gets on massdriver and hits button
>We all stand there dumbfounded
>Think to myself man, there goes a guy dedicated to his gimmick
>Suddenly OOC: CREW DID YOU KNOW CREW THE CLOWN HNOK HON THE CLWON IS?
>Oh god no
>Sure enough after round end, he talks again ooc
>This is actually how he acts at all times
Oh God. Not sure how to feel.
It's like finding out the guy who plays Rambling Maniac has seizures whenever his character does.

>>182853298
play another game

>>182853575

This is literally me except I'm not as retarded but just bad at english so I play voxes

>>182853575
>CREW DID YOU KNOW CREW THE CLOWN HNOK HON THE CLWON IS?
what the fuck did he mean by this?

>>182849123
So loli in the library?

I want to FUCK Northcote4!

>>182855157
Pomf probably won't allow it still. No real reason to change the rules again for something like that.
What a shame.

>>182855496
.t Northcote4

This is a warning to nuklearcellphoneg, who denied my appeal on the forums, and banned me from the forums as well. I am Freshmaniscoolman, and despite my appearances and my username, I am not someone you want to mess with. Let it be known that from now on, the populace of this server will live in perpetual fear knowing that my ghastly figure haunts the annals of the server. Remember, you reap what you sow.

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>>182855960
I sowed that ass pretty hard, huh, you pussy-assed faggot?

>>182855960
are you 2hotdogs lol

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>>182855960

>>182855496
literally who

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>>182853575
>It's like finding out the guy who plays Rambling Maniac has seizures whenever his character does.

>admin asks you what kind of men your character is into or if they're into women

How do you answer this question? Not answering = banned

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>almost getting to the shuttle
>open firelock
>corpses come out of nowhere
>get thrown around by ZAS like a goddamn toy
>hear the sound of a thousand bones breaking at the same time
>barely survive
>see Alice Conrad coming
>"NO NO DON'T DO IT, DON'T OPEN THE FIRELOCK"
>she does it
>BOOM
>break all my bones twice at the same time
>die

>>182858006
Human security men with big muscles.

>>182858006
Rich princes.

>>182853575
I feel bad for the clown now

>>182858006
Chicks with dicks

>>182858006
Robots.

>>182858006
my security coworkers desu

>>182858113
Sorry.

>>182858006
fairyboys

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>>182858006
Girls

>>182858006
>tfw haven't figured out if my character is straight or a lesbian

New gamemode: parasite(shit name)

the parasite is a player controlled thing similar to a borer, but with a bigger and different sprite and faster
can instantly get into someone
when they get into someone it can instantly be revealed with a medical scanner and can be removed with surgery
once x time has passed, the parasite can do 3 things:
-change the body he's in, since it can pass from host to host instantly but the other guy needs to be in melee range(obviously)
- implant eggs in the body, they take time and give toxin/brute damage to the body
When they burst, the guy takes MASSIVE damage and the new parasite is expelled from the body
-it can take control of the guy, but not directly, it works like a greytide implant, the parasite tell the guy what he needs to do, he does it
-the parasite can just exit the body and go search for another host
naturally all the parasites are encouraged to do teamwork and have a set of objectives, like cult
Ex:
-create x parasites
-damage part of the station
-get item in room
when they finish those objectives, they get a final objective, to take over the station, that means getting in everyone on the station and "controlling" them

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>>182859408

>>182859827
can't you just copy paste all the code of other gamemodes into antag datums???

>>182860008
Whew no not quite, I'm afraid

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>>182846716
The fact that people like this exist is going to kill my space mans vibe

>elon is a powergaming/metagaming faggot irl too
ban when?
https://www.wsj.com/articles/elon-musk-warns-nations-governors-of-looming-ai-threat-calls-for-regulations-1500154345

>>182860698
Silicons are our friends though

I remember logging into this game many years ago, when I was depressed. I would go into a public area, encase myself in reinforced windows, and proceed to stab myself to death with shards. This was in an effort to alleviate my infinite suffering. InDEED! I would punish myself in game to mimic the feelings I felt in real life.

>>182860090
can we just rebase our code to modern bay/TG which has antag datums?

>>182860939
They don't though.
Plus it'd be a laggy shitshow.

>>182860939
>TG
>the codebase with LINDA
Absolutely not.

>>182861132
/vg/ used to have an atmospherics system similar to LINDA called FEA back in 2012/2013.

It was so fucking laggy. Tile-based atmos sounds nice but in practice it's a lagfest.

>/vg/code

>>182861589
LINDA is so bad. You can just outrun anything thats remotely dangerous.

>>182837081
No clue that was added whilst I was not active.

>>182862878
It's more realistic. Contrary to popular belief, you don't go flying around a room if a window is broken in a Space Station.

>>182864245
How do you know? Have you ever been on a space station??

>>182864245
Equalization of air pressures dude

>>182864245

implying nasa isnt keeping space physics a secret and hasnt been lying to the population for decades to keep people from leaving earth

>>182862878
wait so there atmos work in tiles?
like if you break a window you can escape zas easily?

>>182852674
Now make the same one with shiggy

>>182861132
>join a server with shitty tile based atmos a while back
>its a plasmaflood
>people are just stepping around it as they walk by
>spritz it with my space cleaner bottle
>it goes away for some reason
>clean up a deadly gas leak with dettol and a mop

>>182864245
tile based IS more realistic, but the way its implimented with LINDA is not. of course the place near the breach will lose atmosphere faster but LINDA is so slow that the entire room almost never loses its entire atmosphere and the edges of the room are never effected. They would be, and the room would overall lose its atmosphere at a steady rate with closer to the breach being worse off.
>>182864616
yes you can just break a window and walk away and you won't get sucked out or face the negative pressure or atmoshperic effects. you can just stand at the other end of the room and you'll be fine for a long time

>>182849213
Most refineries I'm aware of operate on 12 hour swing shifts, they run 24/.

Why are there people showing up with nuke op hear every round?

>>182858006
Cheap hookers of either sex. Sex is easy, love is a hassle.

>>182867816
They find the syndicate vault and loot it

>>182867848
>Cheap hookers

And the STDs?

>>182867973
Why is that vault allowed?
Didn't coders cockblock one of the traitor bundles containing a nukeop suit because it could cause people calling the shuttle?

>>182868465
>traitor bundles containing a nukeop suit
I don't remember a nukeop suit being added to a bundle

rigged :^)

>its a vampire gets singlehandedly fucked by the AI episode

lotta buttons for a hired admin team

>>182868142
Just bang a monkey and feed it radium bro that's how you cure every disease

Am I the only one who finds the screaming sounds in SS13 extremely satisfying?

I love when people murderbone each other at the end of the round. The screams are lovely.

>>182868573
That's because it never got merged.
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/14400

>>182868779
Okay elon

>>182868758
>Vampires have no abilities to deal with silicons

>>182868573
Can you read at all?

>>182868758
shouldnt have resisted the search bub

>>182868840
I can.

>making sec arrest a greyshit
is there a better feeling?

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>pAI for the clown
>help him with bananas, get into places with the wirejack, all in all good fun
>he prays to the honkmother to make the sentient anti matter machine bigger, help him by increasing the offering to many more bananas
>it works. he gets the idea of doing it again by getting the gooncode
>he's getting stomped by zombies after the server lags too hard.
>unable to do anything, do the only thing I can. spawn bananas and pray to the honkmother
>shit works, come back as dimples the corgi
>spend the rest of the round trying to get people to rescue my clownbuddy
>captain and later on HoS go in to try to recover any of the corpses
>wait infront of tele in the hopes of seeing my buddy again
>none comes back
>wait until the last minute until I board the escape shuttle, always looking at tele
>get to centcom and keep just sit next to the inflatable clown

I waited for you honk

>>182869253
>Captain and HoS
Aren't you forgetting someone!?

>that AME
What the hell happened?

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RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>182868958
You clearly can not.

>>182869428
Yes, because I never got your name.

>>182848915
pomf is a cyborg chicken that is incapable of making mistakes

>>182849506
Megamaw's shitposting campaign is what got them added back in the first place. Pomf just fixed things once more.
>>182849851
>vote favorably
le poll rigger faec.jpg

>>182869537
I can though.

Riccardo or Rin?

>>182869982
Is there any clear evidence for the rigging thing or is it just a meme?

>>182870363
There were not enough tools to confirm either way.

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>>182870246
Rinccardo?

>>182870246
My own static

>>182868142
Spessmen die and get cloned so often, AIDS is like a minor cold to them.

>>182847941
Yeah it's kind of fucked. At least when I use sexual violence on them there's a chance they might enjoy it. Getting banned is never fun.

>>182858006
>women, as I am not gay
done

>tfw my static is going to marry Frank "The Sperm Bank" White

back off girls, he's taken~

Fuck you rakanishu and your shitty plants

>deff
Just make it stop

>>182874710
fuck off thot, frank would never abandon his team

DELETE DEFF

>>182875497
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UQbPinPYwI

Don't bother logging in, it's a fucking forced random name round.

Way to ruin it MaiPai, you fucking shitter.

>>182876002
>Deff round
>not automatically ruined anyway

>>182876002
how else do I get to play a grill without disparagement of my ckey?

>>182876002
>log in
>boy I can't want to have a fun deff round, this is really rare
>I've thought up some good ideas to develop my character too
>IT'S A RANDOM NAME RANDOM BODY ROUND

MaiPai, don't admin when I'm online ever again.

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Static namers BTFO

Based MaiPai

>ss13 is roleplaying game
>haha lets just keep having forced rounds where you can't roleplay as the character you've been playing and developing for months, maybe years.


Deadmin MaiPai and anyone that forces this randomname,randombody round meme. WE'RE NOT HIPPIE. We're closer to Bay than any other server, we're not a no rp shithole. Why do our admins think we are??

I, for one, welcome the chance to be a random name female character and act lewd "ironically"

I'll never stop voting for Deff

>decapitated heads on tg github
redpill me on freshman

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>not just agreeing to call the shuttle whenever a meme map wins

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do not respond to shitposters
don't fucking do it

>>182877350
Agreed, let's call the shuttle if we're playing on Box.

>>182858006
Gynoid sexbots only

>>182877350
>Not just getting antag and DUDE BOMBS LMAOing on maps you don't like

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>>182874710
Leave this holy place, NOW

>>182878684
sure i do that, but when i get antag i want to do fun stuff

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>>182874710

>>182880957
This is bordering avatarfagging

When are we going to get moth people?

>get tator
>think it is bus with everyone as tator due to getting tator roundstart as sec along with the first 2 people i see acting like absolute niggers
>shenanigans with a mechanic and pepper spray extinguisher
>buy 6 syndiecuffs
>cuff him
>THE CUFF EXPLODES FUCKING IMMEDIATELY AND INSTEAD ON RELEASE
>collapse in brig with no blood as detective puts the pieces together
>become mouse to avoid being borg
>borgs then get subverted by person who tried to borg me

absolutely just me up senpai, not gonna get traitor till the next 3 months

>>182876695
becasuse we r LITE RP and that means you can ROLEPLAY as a CHARACTER just NOT the ONE you've BEEN roleplaying AS
stop CRYING just bcuz you CAN'T "roleplay" as the CHARACTER you've BEEN PLAYING and PLAY as a NEW character you don't NEED to have a STATIC character to ROLEPLAY t. FOSTER

>>182881304
>detective puts the pieces together
Really giving me too much credit here, I did nearly nothing

>>182881425
Stop pretending to be Shapka

>>182881425
Speak galactic common

>>182881504
the single iota of thought was more than anyone put into it

>resources

stop this meme

>>182881615
Shapka doesn't post like that.

>tfw tried to make a shitpost out of the silver surfer intermission but can't think of anything clever

>>182878687
I'm gonna ask him to marry me tonight!

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>biggest shitter becomes Traitor Captain

Trying to find races in the code (Dionaea, greys, etc) where is it?

Fuck you maiPai

Fuck me maiPai

Just ERP'd in Lifeweb the first time. Anyone want to join again? Server 1, come to the residences and say "Everyone requires payment." That'll let you know. Come on guys, lets ERP!

>>182883041
/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/species.dm would be the main file you're thinking of.

>sat drinking next to head rev in the bar and wasn't beheaded
thanks frank

>>182883743
>lifeweb

yes if it doesnt shit itself while downloading.

REVS BTFO

>>182861589
Why are you still using my fake leaked tripcode

>>182885376
It's my tripcode now.

>>182885649
At least you know pomf is da best

>>182885376
Wait what's pomf's trip? I thought that was it.

>>182885864
pomfs is !!PtLB3ymuDuE

>>182885864
Lmao, hell no.

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do you ever have bad dreams?

>>182886207
anon...

>>182886207
...it's cult...

>>182886207
...captain's spare...

>>182886339
No it's his mom, says right there

>>182886770
Admin set gamemode to: Your Mom

>>182886950
metagrudge and admin abuse
deadmin he

why can't I join the test server as a non-human?

>>182887236
You're not trying to be a command role are you?

>>182887512
No. It won't let me even select a race. All other character options work except for "race"

>>182887236
Just can't.
If you need to test something for a race point blank yourself with a staff of change set to humans and hope you get lucky

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>in his infinite hubris, plapatin flew too close to the sun
ss13 is a wise teacher is you know how to listen

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>Code Red! There is a serious threat to the thread.

>>182886950
outbreak alert status upgraded to level 9