/srg/ speedrun general

What game does he run?

>>182549653
He's a Let's-Player.

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What's Squid's BOB 100 time?

Reminder that 51 is easier to get than 1:49.

>>182550556
and 48 is easier to get than 1:43 lmao.

70 star is a joke category.

>>182550374
why would you ever get a star that's not in the 70 star route? lol, are u getting slow stars? wtf?

>>182551524
You don't need to get any stars, faggot. We have these things called "categories" in speedrunning.

"Competitive" speedrunning is fucking retarded

>>182552495
preaching to the choir, my man.

[distant bird laughter heard high above it all]

>>182552495
speedrunning is fucking retarded

mindlessxgrind

>>182550374
Doesn't he run 70? Why would he even do that star? Also I heard you need an expansion pack to time stars. Why would you assume everyone has one?

endlessxgrind

>>182550374
What's yours?

patheticxgrind

>>182553363
>Doesn't he run 70?
You can run more than one category, and you can also do stars that aren't in any of the categories you run.
>Why would he even do that star?
Because SM64 is fun to play.
>Also I heard you need an expansion pack to time stars.
Why would you need an expansion pack to time a star? Anyone can retime a star if they record it.

>>182554018
1'39 igt.

>>182554302
But he only runs 70, retard. You don't obsess very well, do you?

>>182554715
>But he only runs 70
That sounds horrifyingly boring and monotnous. Why would anyone subject themselves to that?

>>182554715
>But he only runs 70
Menial category for a menial man, I suppose.

>>182554831
It's an hour shorter and a lot easier, so people can get into it faster. How is this hard for you to understand?

>>182555162
t. guy who spams the thread about the same guy 24/7 for 3 years

>>182555201
So basically you're saying it's because he's lazy and doesn't actually want to play and get good at the game.

This would also explain why he doesn't time his stars during practice.

>>182555530
lol

>massive game with hundreds of different things to do and explore
>only do 70 of those things over and over for years

how are your speedgames going?

keeping this doggy alive is cruel
LET IT DIE

*flies high above it all and bird laughs*

squid more like squawk

>>182556780
>why doesn't everyone do 100% in all of their games
Retard alert.

>>182559261
Very few people only run one category in their game. You're talking about a very, very small minority. Even biinny does 45 star and 16 star.

>>182552495
LUL le epic bait
>go on the internet and tell lies

>>182561172
Fuck off necroposter

>>182559802
he even has a 1:49 in 120 lmao

imagine being so talentless and boring that playing video games really fast is your only "skill".

>>182563024
Well my day job is being a software engineer, so I guess I'm good.

I'm about halfway done learning my new game. Any other newfags from SGDQ?

>>182563024
anyone who is alive to give a shit about that will be dead in 100 years anyway, so whatever.

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>>182563573
not entirely a newfag but i want to give speedrunning another shot. this time around i picked a game that's under 15 minutes and doesn't have retarded RNG that can completely fuck you over 45 minutes in so maybe i'll actually play for longer than 2 weeks.

if anyone knows of any games around that length with somewhat fast paced movement gimme some recs

>>182564598
>if anyone knows of any games around that length with somewhat fast paced movement gimme some recs
Gimmick!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OChZSpWdQw

>>182565051
i gave gimmick a shot a couple years ago. it's a cool speedgame but i wasn't really motivated to keep going with it after doing a couple runs.

>>182565548
There aren't many games around 15 minutes with great movement tech. Most games with cool movement are longer 3d games.

Looking for a 2D platformer to run that isn't oversaturated as fuck (super metroid, super meat boy, etc) recs?

>>182566249
Rockman X2 is the greatest 2D speedrun of all time.

>>182566249
other 2d Metroid games
Castlevania series
Super Mario Bros. 2 (US) or 3.
Super Mario Land 1 or 2.
Kirby series
Sonic series
Megaman I guess.

>>182566539
gonna slap a fat ass word on this if you're talking about low%

>>182565969
yeah, it seems like im pretty much confined to the NES on that one.

>>182564598
You can't complain about boss luck if your time wasn't even remotely good to begin with. If you have a 45+ in X4 zero, the vast majority of that is from having shitty movement and not boss patterns.

>>182566539
like a lot of megaman speedruns it has dumb rng with bosses but it's 10/10 otherwise

How is it possible to have these many trannies concentrated on one fucking community.

I wish Trump would man up and kick those degenerates out of the fuckng country,

>>182567420
i ran x4 zero any% and x5 all stages for about 2 weeks or so. looking back through the videos i have on youtube, i ended up getting 44:55 in z any%. don't get me wrong, i know that you are complete dogshit if you can't cut at least 43. it's just so demoralizing to actually get runs where you execute well and then have general or black devil just ruin the entire thing. i ended up practicing and messing around in an emulator 80% of the time and dreading actually doing runs. i might go back to it though, now that i look at my pbs they are pretty embarrassing.

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>>182565051
>>182565548
>24 years and all I ever see is this
one day.

>>182566249
AM2R
Sonic Rush
Mega Man (non 1-8 or X titles)
N++
Warrior Land
Axiom Verge
Fly'N

more 2D shooter like
Kero Blaster
Butcher
iji

Why do bounceyboy and Squid both move their joystick around while mid-dive? You're supposed to hold the joystick in the direction you're diving. Doing otherwise is extremely slow.

>>182566249
Ninja Gaiden 2 for the NES

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>tfw ur speedfriend turns tranny

>>182572716
stop your pathetic crying you immense fag

>>182573710
It's a simple question.

>>182573195
is he completely withdrawing form speedrunning and the internet or just staying low key?

>>182573746
fuck off faggot this isnt the bouncey boy and squid chat, go in and ask them and find out in 5 seconds

fucking hell you are thick as shit

>>182574368
>seething

>>182574368
>implying bounceyboy wouldn't ban you for being a dumb stinky troll

wrong board crosser
sgdq's long gone now
time to go back already

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>>182574736
exactly, you need to respect our actual bois instead

>>182549486
I'm glad you enjoyed the run so much to dedicated this thread to the runner.
>>182549653
He runs Pokemon. The manipulation run is fascinating.
>>182550112
What game do you run?
>>182556804
People don't actually run games here.

>>182576705
people were literally talking about mega man x speedruns 10 posts up

>>182572716
That is a good question, I hope we can find some answers.

Why are all speedrunners either socially awkward or overall weird? the idea of speed running is cool and shit, but the people who do it fucking kill it.

>>182580592
It's replaying the same game ad-nauseam while they tell themselves it's different every time.

Can't do it without being mentally ill.

>>182580592
this is why people with high iq become lab rats and let the grind monkeys do all the shit work

>>182581117
bad tranny meme

>>182581117
the pinnacle of speedrunning is being a 12 hours/day grind monkey while autistically whispering to yourself and pretending it's your real job

examples: arcus87

no sane individual would do this

>>182581605
the actual biggest meme on twitch is thinking that you will ever break 500 viewers grinding speedruns in the current year of 2017 and a half

>>182564598
Barbie (NES)

>>182581117
>>182581178
Croni is very smart. SHE is the greatest. I love our President Croni (croni here)

>>182582295
thanks for the late response!

>That HG/SS Run
LMAO

what were the most autistic moments this year?

>>182581992
>thinking 500 viewers is bad

>>182585485
every moment of squid's pathetic grind monkey life

>>182585538
if streaming on twitch is your job and you can't pull at least 1,000 i am literally lmaoing at your life

>>182585946
i've got one for him to choke on
*unzips pants*

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>check GDQ channel
>every youtube reupload from SGDQ that has a tranny in it has comments disabled

>put absolutely no effort into transitioning or appearing female
>get upset when people think you look like a man
some people are so autistic that they mistake it for being transgender. see chris-chan.

>>182586517
>thinking it's just about the vanity aspect behind it
No. Becoming a tranny is sentencing yourself to a hollow life of being a freak whose inherent nature is to deceive and pretend.

You can't defy nature and pretend your sex is different than it was at birth. You will NEVER be normal and instead but a fetish to similarly insane people.

The endgame will always be suicide when aging happens.

>Why are all speedrunners either socially awkward or overall weird?
They aren't all like that, but the reason many of them are like that is because the gaming population in general is overwhelmingly like that. Awkward nerds play video games, this shouldn't come as surprise to anyone.
>>182580816
>It's replaying the same game ad-nauseam
Well, no.

There's glitch hunting, routing, strat development, practicing, racing, testing, running multiple categories, running multiple games, TASing, ILs, etc. etc. These are all a part of speedrunning, and all things many speedrunners participate in.

Even in a single category, the experience changes wildly between when you first learn it to when you become an expert at it. On top of general improvement, the meta is constantly evolving and you never stop learning new things.

You can make anything sound ridiculous if you use reductionist reasoning in tandem with baffling ignorance.

>>182563634
You're a nihilist loser.

>>182587734
Yea I don't get it, even "good" trannies will look like shit at 40

>>182588760
thanks for the late response!

>>182588760
And you're a narcissist.

how hard is super metroid any% nmg

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>>182588760
>he thinks his actions mean anything

>>182590767
Easy to learn, difficult to optimize.

>>182574829
is that pie

>>182592460
no its zfg

>>182590881
is arm pumping super important or can I just ignore it till I get better? that's the only part that is turning me away from the game right now.

>>182594393
from what i remember arm pumping just moves you forward a little bit faster. i don't see why you couldn't ignore it until you get better at general movement or only use it during easy parts.

>>182594393
There's literally no reason not to do it.

>>182580816
>It's replaying the same game
why do people act like this is exclusive to speedrunning? rhythm gaming and arcade gaming are basically the same thing.

autistically grinding CS:GO pubs for some meaningless rank up or grinding demons in an MMO/ARPG aren't much different either.

>>182594393
it's literally a few seconds over the entire run

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>>182573195

>>182598707
score runs, MMO grinding and rhythm games are good examples, but i wouldn't say it's like that in most pvp games, for lack of a better term. the rules are the same every match, but there's less of an execution requirement that's replaced by having to react to an opponent.

rpgs take no skill

I speedrun instead of pvping, because I can't find friend online to play with and the only real singleplayer pvp seems to be rts, which I don't like.


>>182600218
What about Western RPGs?

yo someone toss me a good stream to watch

>>182600568
stream.me/cyberdemon531
currently autism shaming while doing the most autistic speedrun ive ever seen in my life

>>182599934
>there's less of an execution requirement that's replaced by having to react to an opponent.
The only time this has any real relevance is at very high levels. People do the exact same shit every single round in pubs with extremely minor variance.

>>182600568
zfg1

>>182600884
that's a good point honestly, but you cant base the entire game on master guardian rank where they learn one smoke and rush the same points or whatever. you will never, ever have to react and think on your feet in an optimized speedrun. it's all very difficult execution.

>>182601746
>you will never, ever have to react and think on your feet in an optimized speedrun.
Sure you will. SM64 runners do all the time. There are a million ways to fuck up in that game and being able to recover elegantly from mistakes gives you a massive advantage over runners who panic and flop around.

Also, watch the difference between how Cheese reacts to coin RNG in say, BOB 100, and then compare that to someone like Bounceyboy. The difference is impressive.

>>182602063
but how many possible outcomes does the coin RNG have? i don't know sm64 well at all. the coin also cant react to and counter you. im gonna get epically memed for this but sm64 seems like one of the more dynamic speedruns, that's not a really common thing.

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I got my very own cringe comp. from GDQ
what'd you all do these past few days

>>182604697
>I got my very own cringe comp. from GDQ
link?

>>182604885
you think i would just out myself like that

>>182604995
ok, then I won't "out" myself either and tell you what I spedran

I had sex with Arian. AMA.

>>182605379
based not werster

>>182605379
>Arian
Adrian*

fuck

>>182605379
u got pics

>>182605438
Nope. Sorry, my dude.

>>182605379
were you afraid of breaking her in half mid thrust or do you also have an eating disorder?

>>182605505
this is a disaster

>>182605670
I'm not a fucking gorilla so no I wasn't worried. She also wasn't as skinny back then as she is now. I never knew she had an eating disorder. You sure about that?

>>182605875
im not an autist that saved the pictures but there is no way in hell she got as skinny as she is now without being anoxeric or unreasonably anxious or something. she is terrifying looking. did you fug her while she was with cosmo or is this just narcissa being epic again?

>>182606117
>did you fug her while she was with cosmo
Yeah. She "cheated" on cosmo a lot with multiple different people. Just the one time with me though.

I'm 90% sure he knew about most of it, but it wasn't a topic that came up. I don't know many details about their relationship.

>>182606289
i know this is a larp but please give me some sort of evidence that cosmo was a cuck

>>182606460
you can't larp on the internet

>tfw your bae is speedrunning
#Poyo

>>182606709
poor kinnin

>>182606460
>i know this is a larp
lol whatever man. I can't prove it without giving away who I am, so take my word for it or don't.

>>182606665
finally, thought I was the only one triggered by that

>>182606665
>>182607035
there is live action going on in my pants rn dont tell me what to do

>>182607260
post pics

Why are there so many trans in speedrunning

I fucked >>182606986's boipussy. AMA

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>>182607318
gotchu

why is the dog not buried

does caleb own any real shirts

caleb has never worn a shirt in his life

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Oh boy, I get to cross the bridge. With nothing but a bomb and my shield.

>>182605436
>>182606289
can you post a picture of her?
i have no idea who you guys are talking about

>>182608109
welcome to ocarina of time!!!!!

>>182608183
how fucking new

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>>182608183

>>182608419
>still not animedrian
come on now

>>182608183
she's a 5/10 turbo skank who dated cosmo for a while before he went insane.

>>182608728
>not the crop
remove the ugly ass fags dumbo

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>>182549486
I watched a Link to the Past swordless run on youtube from SGDQ. Very funny, very neat, loved it. Thought, "oh? A Breath of the Wild run already? I don't own a Switch or this game so I guess I'll wat....

...that better be a woman....it's not a woman FUCK THIS." Closed tab.

Can anyone answer me: why the Hell is everyone at these things a transvestite?

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>>182608728
those fucking thighs

>>182609205
We just don't know.
We hate it as well.

>>182609370
thanks for the late response!

>>182609515
>2 minutes is late
fix your fucking bot

>>182609591
Just remove it instead. It's not even funny

>>182609726
word

>>182609205
speedrunning turns you into a girl

>>182609221
i can back this up

What kind of controller do you use for your Gameboy/Color speedruns, /srg/?

>>182611764
SNES

>>182608728
desu if I lost this gf I guess maybe I would turn into a grill as well

>>182611945
you cannot turn into a grill

>>182614130
>not even the og
back it up kiddo

>>182614130
>1500000040686.png

lmao look at this newfag

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noob here. What websites list the world records for games? I want to watch the world record for Castlevania II.

>>182615312
go away fag

>>182615312
www.speedrun.com

>>182615391
No, you can't make me.

>>182615391
Shut the fuck up cancerous stream monster we actually need speedrunning discussion in this shithole for once.

>>182615839
>>182615948
go away fag

good defense anon

>defense
this isn't football you retard

stop crying fag

>crying
this isn't babysitting you retard

if this guy up here ^ talks smack @ me one more time this thread is done for

do something, faggot

hmmm
*learns super metroid*

>>182618120
keep up the work

/ourLITERALhomewrecker/ is on WR pace right now why arent you watching?

>>182622823
i'm asleep

>>182622823
mexicanrunner?

>>182626149
you fucking retard

>>182626149
by the time you're ready to say that the game is over

>>182568841
Play the superior Mega Man Zero games instead.

our girl is on though

THEME OF THIS THREAD:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NIj4Xm6-98

What happened on the GDQ BotW run video?
They disabled comments and theres a high dislike ratio, so something clearly happened.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7ccTpwEcp8

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who the fuck is this guy

>>182634617
holy fucking cake

RPGs aren't even games.

>>182628251
Z1 is okay, unskippable cutscenes kill Z2, Z3 is good, and nobody wants to put up with the meme that is junk armor so nobody has ever put effort into Z4

great series

>>182635361
thanks for the late response!

Is Xem top 10 in SMS yet like he said he would be?

The God Gamer Stigma

What's with GDQ and disgusting trannies?

based FUCKING ˢᵏᵉᶫᵉᵗᵒᶰᵇᶦᶫᶫ

Does anyone else remember Indextic? Literally the most annoying, cancerous SJW shitter on the planet who had to make a new identity after being so much of an annoying beta cuck.

>>182633856
Looks like some disgusting tranny. People were probably making fun of them

>>182636537
him*

>>182636537
>>182633856
no hes disliked because of his backstabbing

>>182636749
>thinking people can control whether or not others submit a game to a gdq
The Zelda community is so pathetic

>>182636749
meows...

>>182636749
Backstabbing?

>>182636778
thats a lie and you know that
otherwise he wouldn't have done it in the very last second

>>182636789
i'd backstab meows if you catch my drift

>>182637259
trying to control it in the first place is weird and pathetic

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>>182642173

Why does this video have so many dislikes and disabled comments? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypNtyMVV8S4

>>182645240
Ok nevermind I just saw the thumbnail and the early parts of the video before the run starts.

>>182598707
Pvp games are completely different in the same way that football is different from golf. In one, you play against the man across from you. In the other, you play against the course.

>>182549486
what the fuck is that thing?

>>182636000
he's 169th so he's close

Why are speedrunners so awkward so often?

>>182649229
It's hard to explain an art you've practiced for a long time to a layperson.

>>182649229
Because awkward nerds play video games. This is knowledge everyone else learned in the 80s.

>>182628251
>>182635361
i did fuck around with z1 for a while. i dont think i will ever be able to beat the WR though, the run on mmrta is really well done

>>182649229
I only watch Alpha Runners such as ClintStevens.

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>>182645240
I was just watching one of the tetris runs and was wondering the same, because I always use the comments for the time stamps that get posted there to get to the actual run. It became immediately clear once I watched the run, they are so brave and strong they have to be protected from mean words

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>>182651356
>ClintStevens
>Alpha

>>182651901
spoken like a true beta male.

>>182651979
You must be joking. Clintstevens is living embodiment of beta nu-male. Just look at the guy.

>tfw our society has become so feminized that skinny faggot twitch streamers with spiky hair are considered "alpha"

>>182652282
lmao the same people would probably call Justin Beiber alpha too.

>>182652282
sig did you make poopie in your diapie again?

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>de alpha male

>>182652081
So, are you telling me Flik the lead character from the 1998 Pixar hit classic A Bug's Life is a beta nu-male?

>>182652415
He could beat you up and you know it.

>diddeh doesn't have good moveme-

https://youtu.be/1_fgqzdfFOE

>>182653409
grindmonkeying the same inputs a hundred times isn't good movement

>>182653749
Squid probably hasn't even gotten a 20 on that star lmao.

>>182653749
He got a very fast time that requires good movement to achieve. You have no argument.

>>182653791
if you think squid's THI secrets is bad, you should see his TTM reds lmao

>>182653749
>practicing good movement isn't good movement
you are this retarded

>>182655452
>so retarded he devolves into a primate
it's too easy

>>182655317
correct, if you have to practice it, that means you can't do it yet
tell me when diddeh has a similiar performance in all 70 stars in sequence

>>182655610
no because nobody else finds this funny

>>182655673
so when a pro athlete practices a sport they're suddenly not good at the sport? woah...........

>>182655673
>that means you can't do it yet
Clearly he can do it, as the video proves.

>>182650720
Speedrunning isn't just about getting WR my dude. If you have fun with the game speedrun it anyways.

>>182655841
proving
my
point

didn't you say he's only good at 10% of the game? and now he's suddenly able to make it to endgame? at least be consistent

>>182655849
i didnt pick it up because it was just too far back on my list of games to learn. i was just surprised at how clean the run is, i didn't think a lot of people really ran the zero series.

>>182655821
>it takes 10,000 to become an expert in something.
10,000 what?

>>182656206
Hours

>>182656206
i think he meant hours

>>182656297
>>182656303
No, clearly he meant 10,000 dollars.

>>182655693
monkey posting is hilarious desu

>>182656325
that makes no fucking sense
he obviously meant 10,000 marbles

According to Malcolm Gladwell, it takes 10,000 hours to become an expert in something.
http://gladwell.com/outliers/the-10000-hour-rule/

>>182656537
It doesn't take that long to become an expert on speedrunning because speedrunning is fucking easy lmao

>>182656412
keep telling yourself that, you'll probably believe it someday

>>182656569
i believe it right now lmao
stay triggered

>>182656635
sure you do buddy
sure you do

>>182656537
>it takes 10,000 hours to become an expert in something.
If you don't practice efficiently it takes much longer.

>>182656562
This. Most people can get WRs in 1000 hours.

Speedrunning confirmed for little skill.

>>182656703
>if you make it take longer it'll take longer
/SRG/ WITH THE WISDOM

>>182656206
attempts

this thread is so boring lol

lmao

Tool-Assisted Speedruns are the way of the future.

>>182657159
why don't you go speedrun then?

>>182657258
word

>>182657258
Is becoming a tranny a TAS to suicide?

>>182657371
why yes
yes it is

>>182657227
The hg/ss run?

@182657758
ye

(in reply to post No. 182658202)
How can anyone defend that run? It was garbage.

squid has way more than 10,000 hours of mindless grinding and he's nowhere near being an expert in anything but being a NEET chav with a bird laugh

>>182658865
Birds can't laugh.

>>182659062
PunGAYshan

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>>182657286
i will attempt some tonight

>>182659590
Once again, birds can't laugh.

https://youtu.be/DetpWpBVHKQ

Does goose ever name the jew offstream ?

He sounds like he's le redpilled but is actuallly afraid of voicing his opinions most of the time.

Also being afraid of girls when you're 28, tall, have a deep voice and look like an actor is pretty bad desu.

Today he told how he lost his kiss virginity when he was 21 with a drunk 17 yo slut and didn't dare going further.

>>182659906
Unfortunately, typing that isn't evidence. It's just text anyone can create.

>>182660084
He's just a cuck with no real beliefs. He'd never show his power level in front of a woman or in public in general. He wants desperately to be perceived as normal.

hey again, replying to my buddy 11 posts up:
idk

>>182660084
>Today he told how he lost his kiss virginity when he was 21 with a drunk 17 yo slut and didn't dare going further.

i mean i cant blame him. imagine the embarrassment of knowing that you slept with goose. any sane woman would pretend she was raped to save face.

>>182660084
>Today he told how he lost his kiss virginity when he was 21 with a drunk 17 yo slut
What a hypocritical degenerate. If our grandparents had done something like that, they would have immediately married to save face.

>>182660652
harsh dude

>>182660084
he doesn't want to be banned from tranny speedrun events like gdq

>>182660084
>tfw you kissed multiple girls by the age kissed his first.
lmao

>>182661008
>by the age kissed
by the age goose* kissed

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>>182660830
reality is a bitch sometimes

Goose is retarded lmao

>>182661447
BUT HE'S SO HETEROSEXUAL

I just speedrunned this whole thread.

It's not very good.

Speedrunning isn't fun.

>>182664695
speak for yourself

>>182665919
Then why did nobody look like they were having fun in gdq?

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>>182666108
trannies and fatties smell bad

>>182666108
>you have to look happy to be happy
That's not how it works, you autist.

>>182666326
Actually, not recognizing facial expressions is a classic symptom of autism.

>>182666441
What does that have to do with what I said?

>>182666493
Disregarding the importance of facial expressions and the fact that they are mostly involuntary, is an indicator that you may be autistic yourself...

>>182666696
My fuck you are an idiot.

Not everyone is an expressive person. I don't smile very often, and because of this, people ask me why I'm sad. But I'm not sad. I'm actually happy more often than not. I just don't smile unless I'm laughing or something.

So unless the hundreds of people who have mentioned this over the course of my career are autists, people in general can't detect my mood through my facial expressions.

>>182666441
its almost like some people might be nervous or trying hard not to fuck up

>>182666696
>Disregarding the importance of facial expressions and the fact that they are mostly involuntary
lmao. yeah, because nobody ever fakes their mood believably.

thinking the only variable that determines facial expression is how much fun you're having is top tier autismo. other guy is right, you're the autist.

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>>182666951
>>182667056
>>182667170
You're right, this guy is having a great time.

>>182666108
>>182666441
>>182666696
>>182667402
>not recognizing facial expressions is a classic symptom of autism.
So is black & white thinking.

https://www.aspiescentral.com/threads/seeing-things-in-black-and-white-terms.1083/

>If you’re not practically euphoric, you’re feeling down.
>If you’re not a virtual energizer bunny, you’re “lazy”.
>If you’re not pious, you’re delinquent.
>If you’re not held down by society, you’re privileged (without recognizing various levels of privilege vs discrimination).
>If you’re not perfect/a success, then you’re a “failure”.
>You’re either a friend or an enemy.
>Rich/wealthy vs poor/destitute.
>(And vice versa, for any of these.)

>>182667402
this bait stinks more than protomagicalgirl's dingus probably does if im bein honest

>>182667682
You can make the argument that you can have fun without showing it on your face, but it will always be an uphill battle. Because, why wouldn't you express that joy clearly then?

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>>182667682
>someone tricked a bunch of autists into thinking that aspie is a term of endearment
this is so epic

>>182668256
>Because, why wouldn't you express that joy clearly then?
Because not everyone has an expressive personality. What in the fuck is wrong with your brain that you've made it to whatever age you are and still don't know this?

>>182668256
this: >>182668402

but there are also many other variables that could be at play in addition to this. such as nervousness, anxiety, stage fright in general, being serious about their performance, intense concentration, etc.

maybe they find speedrunning fun, but didn't realize that they wouldn't have fun performing at a GDQ.

there are scores of things it could be. you don't just get to decide how other people feel, my dude.

that fucking I am Bread speedrun at GDQ, i liked spike before but he reached chibi levels of lmao im high sniggering and shit jokes on the couch jesus fucking christ

lmao he put a loaf of bread on the couch im f*cking dead

why all the downvotes and the disabled comments on the bubbles run on youtube?

(don't get me wrong i hate the faggot, i just wanna know why because i don't really feel like watching his dickface play for half an hour)

>>182673809
Tranny hosting, I think. His run was actually pretty entertaining.

>>182671837
you're not at GDQ now you can use profanities withoutbeing banned.

>>182674248
This is a christian board.

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If I faked being a tranny and submitted a Far Cry 4 Any% run to ADGQ 2018 do you guys think I'd make it in

>>182675367
you would have to change your name to shamerofbigots

Using the sexydan emote was intended to be provocative, no wonder why it was banned.

i speedrun dont shit your pants

I was gonna run something tonight but idk what game.

>>182678012
too late

^^^^^word

Speedrunning is the most degenerate act man has ever come up with.

>>182679042
What about transitioning?

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i'm learning so much

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>mfw (my face when) making a segmented run
i wanna die
btw WILL NOT be saying which game because its a secret!

when they thread 404s can we (the 3 people who still post here) agree to NOT make a new one?
pwease?

>when they thread 404s
so not when it's archived, got it

tfw speedrunning a fighting game.
Who here having fun with their speed game?

>>182684587
im fighting my speedgame rn

>>182686363
he's talking about you, grindxm0nkey

>>182684587
what fighting game are you speedrunning? i thought about doing one of the older capcom vs. games but never ended up actually doing it

>>182684587
>>182687005
what are fighting game runs like, anyways?

chokyo just took the x2 record

how have you been doing with your speedgame, /srg/?

>>182689013
just barreling through arcade mode as fast as possible. it varies depending on the ai and what you can do with the combo system i guess.

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*blocks your degeneracy*

https://clips.twitc
h.tv/ThoughtfulGlamorousGoldfishFloof

some bangin drama going on in the BOTW discord

>>182693045
scoop me here i dont want to talk to trannies

>>182693320
basically this >>182692230

>>182693417
oh ive already heard about this
so woke...

>>182693320
Narcissa is going into the Shadow Government HQ and tearing it down.

>>182611547
Is this why Witty, TriHex, and CarlSagan don't run much anymore?

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>>182692230
>>182694391
>art

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>>182694995
this IS NOT what i wanted
its not MINE so its STUPID RRRRR

was cosmo always like this?

Showing my girlfriend the "speedrunning community" lol

>So they play games... fast?
lmao nice work guys

>>182697057
he has always been a piece of shit.
serg used to meme all the time about the leaderboards he kept saying for years that he was going to make for SRL, then he bullied someone else when they made something similar in the meantime until they took it down. this is the same shit with a tranny hipster filter over it.

No Amiibo is now a different category!
Our girl did it!
The Shadow Government have bent their knees to the Queen!

Remember when everyone was against the speedrunning community partnering with Machinima becaues they were worried that people would join the community for the reasons of making money and pushing themselves and GDQ ended up making that happen anyway?

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>>182697875
I 'MEMBER

Do speedrunners attempt to make love with their partner as quickly as possible?

>>182697057
His personality has always been kind of this way. To him, becoming trans means being his "true self", which also means dropping any sense of tact or social filtration. So this is just the inner crazy coming loose.

post the forced tranny kissing gif thanks. need it for a friend who thinks sgdq is actually good

>takingextratimewithunnecessaryspaces
2slowinhere

>>182699943
It is good.
>not thinking girls kissing is hot
Are you gay?

>>182700273
but isn't a tranny just a guy dressed up like a girl?

>>182698586
>speedrunners
>making live
Anon, I....