/hotsg/ - Heroes of the Storm

>tfw you get a teammate who is smart enough to stand in your purple goo

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Obligatory russian leak. The date in the left corner (when this leak was published) says 8 may.

Text says that they will be released in following order

Hype?

Where the FUCK is Maiev????

>>182461170
What is that thing next to KZ?

>>182461170
Man that is an all-star release order. I'm even hype for the hybrid.
Come on, bulky-ass StarCraft main tank warrior.

>>182461170
Why would I trust this vs. the leak that has so far been 100% correct and indicates KT or Junkrat next.

>>182461242
Zerg/Protoss Hybrid

>balanced tentancle man of many heals and silence
I fucking hate it, at least when you got a malth they'd always feed, stukov just makes fights take needlessly long

>>182461170
>bottom right
who dis

>dw and kt next
too good to be true desu

>>182461284
>Diablo legendary skin

>>182461298
Well this one was correct with Malthael + Stukov aswell. Tbh I'm fine with any outcome (as long as they won't release other overshit heroes)

>>182461284
>Terrans still dont have a warrior

although I guess the only thing they could have would be Thor, which overlaps with Tychus' Odin

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>>182461242
Protoss-Zerg Hybrid (Reaver type), a unit on their short list a few blizzcons back.

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>>182461170
Post on russian facebook from random blizzfan is not a russian leak anon.

>>182461461
did one even have a name in SC2?

I don't think so

>>182461538
Murky, Morales and Probius weren't named before hots aswell, like any Diablo 2/3 player character tho

>>182461538
No. The only named hybrid that comes to mind is Maar, and he was a Destroyer. Nevertheless, we have Probius the Probe, sometimes units are made up whole cloth.

>>182461393
it got "leaked" after their releases you moron

>>182461461
>Dr. Boom
>The Innkeeper
>No fucking RAFAAAAAAAAM, THE SUPREME ARCHAEOLOGIST

if you're going to add hearthstone heroes why not add the best one you fucks

>>182461170
>no waifus
it's shit

>>182461645
This apparently is from may 8th.

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Great match making indeed!

>>182461170
>deathwing
>shit human form
fuck humans can't have a fucking character that isn't orc angel or human

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>Get excited because with Legion Maiev was relevant and mentioned on the WoW front page
>Had her own lore page
>She does nothing
>Isn't out for HotS either
BLIZZARD!
I WON'T STAND FOR THIS!

I NEED TO BE THE IRON HAND OF JUSTICE!

>>182461461
>literally almost two years ago
>since then of these only Xul, Varian, and Cassia have made it in

>>182461976

Based retard bro on the scene

>>182462057
Samuro was the first hero put into Blizzard dota 6 years ago and only came out last october

>>182461170
Why are people trying to trust a new leak when the leak that correctly predicted D. Va, Malthael, and Stukov still hasn't been proven wrong yet?

>>182462329
Maybe people are just sick of cancerous overwatch heroes and want to believe anything that doesn't say we're getting more overwtach.

Friendly meta alert reminder that Malthael is no longer S-tier, merely A-tier.

>nova always cloaking
>nova only stealing kills
>nova complaining about team
>nova always the lone survivor (didn't participate in team fight)

>stukov going solo
>stukov being shit healer
>stukov not silencing the right players
>stukov complaining about team

>tanks dying due to no support
>everyone dying due to dead tanks

These have been 85% of my games.
This is going to be a long week.

>cho'gall in discount for gems
well fuck me i need 150 gems more

>>182462735
Me unga too, bro. Team ALWAYS bunga.

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do i have to play 1 game a day to participate in the giveaway or actually win?

>>182462946
Win. Ai games count.

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>stitches gorges me and walks behind wall
>swift strike right on out

mada mada

>>182462626
Stukov just ruins his hopes and dreams. Valeera used to shut him down really hard with her silence but she's a garbage character and his AoE would cancel her stealth. Stukov is one of the best support characters ever and his instant ranged silence shuts him down so hard that even with 50 armor he goes down in a second.

>>182463105
>Drops lurking arm at stitches feet

enjoy eating shit without your 3 escapes

I can't tell if lurking arm is the best thing blizzard has done for the game in over a year, or the worst thing.

Leaning towards the good side because of how many heroes it not only makes viable, but how many characters it fucks over. Also the combo potential like mentioned here >>182463457

We also need Leoric Stukov best pals art

>tfw leoric entombs their whole team and you drop the lurking arm

My dick can only get so hard

>>182462010
play hearthstone

>>182461080
>Zoning arm
>Team decides to set up a perimeter in front of it.

>>182463810
I never understood why the Entomb upgrade gave it damage instead of a silence, or at least a silence for the first two seconds of Entomb.

>>182463857
>play
>heartstone
pick one shill

>Azmodan is only 2k gold now
when the fuck did this happen?

>>182464664
the lakers traded him off the team

>>182463673
I love it. Planting my Lurking Arm beneath Void Prisons, Devouring Maws, Gorges, Entombs etc. is all very profitable.
It's like a Silence variation on Malfurion's root.

>>182462010
Maiev is a fucking cunt

why do people like her

>>182464664
A few months ago along with Gazlowe, I think.

>>182464978
>muh generic fem nelf waifu
dunno

>>182464978
Maiev is a cunt who:
A) Did nothing wrong.
B) Was completely correct.
C) Deserves my love.

>>182465213
She was just running after some demonhunter's dick whole time

>>182465323
Maiev is gay and loves Naisha.

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>>182465213
D)Would have gotten Tyrande killed if she had her way.

>>182465213
>lied about tyrande's death
>stopped illidan from destroying the frozen throne
>blinded by revenge over false pretenses

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pst... anon... wanna know who the next hero?

>>182461872
at least no stukov mirror match
you are the only one to shout GET OUT REEE

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>>182466237
pls

>>182465915
God if only we could be so lucky.

>>182466148
Tyrande was pretty much as good as dead. Also, she deserved it for slaughtering the Watchers.
Illidan would've also caused Northrend to melt and drown 90% of Azeroth.
>False pretenses
Excusez-moi?
Everything Maiev did was right.

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>>182466307
SEX

>3 losses in a row
>this always happens after i win 1 game
>had a 56% winrate but thats not allowed so now its rapidly declining

im piss

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post 'em

>>182466934
What a cunt.

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>>182466934
Fresh...

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Stukov is so overtuned

I love playing him but they will 100 % nerf his healing output

>tell ally to come to objective
>"DUDE ITS JUST QM IM JUST PRACTING MY SPLIT PUSHING LOL"
this game is giving me cancer

>>182466934
>how to be a pussy 101

>>182468730
>it's some retard without waveclear or relevant pve/structure dps

like I can understand Zag splitting to eat a fort/keep
but when tyrande is like hiiii we're level 10 and they're 9 but you can 4v5 obj gl :3

>>182468859
hey I slapped a varian with abathur and stole the kill credit, I'm pretty good at not being total bitch

>ask stukov why he only has 40k healing at 20m
>tells me he isn't going healing build
Only constant :^)

>>182468679
He only gets out of control once you finish Vigorous Reuptake. Without that he's only about Lucio-tier.
Granted, Lucio-tier heals with his incredible AAs, push ult, and easy-access silence is a little much all together.

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>>182466934
I like Medivh a whole lot so far but all the games are on my friend's account when I did the OW event for them

>>182468679
>>182469097
Lucio 2.0

way too strong of a support when released, will get nerfed until he is useless and then the Double Support/ pick Uther or else meta will come back

>>182469092
Can't heal dead retard teammates.

Goes both ways bungaposter.

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>>182466934
Nova buffs when

>>182469869
Wouldn't be dead if we had a healer.

>>182468184
>522 games
Nice.

>>182469092
___________bunga

>>182470028
Wouldn't be dead if you knew how to engage
>have healer
>better dive into their backline under full towers to get their 90% hp Morales
>dies
>ME BUNGA HEALER

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>Be Stukov
>Silence Hammer in Seige mode
>She literally cannot do anything to fight back

That's the funniest shit ever

>>182470176
You were that stukov weren't you?

>>182461242
>Kelthu'Zad

>>182469786
I seriously hope they will be careful with the nerfs. his kit is so great and Im a Stukov fanboi anyway
pls blizzard

>>182470254
wait can she not unsiege or use Z

holy

>Play hots
>join game
>Genji in enemy team
>lose
>join another game
>genji in enemy team
>lose
>repeat
Why is he still ingame? Why to those cancer patients pick him in QM?

>>182470423
She can unsiege.

>twin blades does less sustained dps than colossus smash and doesn't even have the option of doing burst damage
what did the balance team mean by this?

>>182470582
lmao fury is a shit spec

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>>182466934
Here roast me

Everyone wants new characters and i just want Diablo to have his OWN banner. (Azmo too)

>tfw bad with stukov

>>182470457
>be braindead
>lose
Fucking blizzard

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ITT: Stukov buffs/nerfs that are needed

>flailing swipe should have a lower CD, maybe ~50 seconds
>increase TETSUOOO cooldown to 25 or 30 seconds
>his trait heals for far too much, maybe nerf it by 20-25% and lower the cooldown to compensate
>W build is absolute garbage, partly because the level 1 quest takes way too long to complete even if you are absolute god at skillshots

>>182470841
>>W build is absolute garbage, partly because the level 1 quest takes way too long to complete even if you are absolute god at skillshots
yeah, it should be like half of what it is

>>182470582
More attacks = more heals, better for camps and dueling
Also it does give MS, meaning better sticking to targets, meaning better duelist and more consistent DPS
Also it doesn't reduce his max health, so he won't explode -as- fast as CSmash going in

>>182471140
>he unironically picks fury

>>182471140
MS is a talent separate from that, the only benefit is that blades can keep the debuff indefinitely

>>182470841
His W in general is trash that I forget to use half the time.

>>182470841
W isn't that useful anyways. It's only good for killing someone that is trying to run away and you have to detonate it for that.

>>182471278
I don't. I rarely ever even pick CSmash. I just explained why Fury is still better at blending someones face over time

>>182471346
Movement speed you silly

>>182471437
Mortal striking people indefinitely is only better versus certain heroes
In a lot of cases, arms will still outperform
And we're not even discussing how good the minus armour debuff is in teamfights

does stukov have the strongest basic attack (not DPS) in the game? is colossus smash varian stronger?

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>>182466934

>>182472257
find better waifus

>>182472141
>does stukov have the strongest basic attack
Yes.
>tfw punching murky in his stupid fish face
So satisfying.

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>>182471346
Movement Speed, reading comprehension tells you as much if you reread that sentence.

>>182471645
That is a bonus, sure, but never an argument of mine in the first place.

That aside, mind showing me your math? Because it doesn't match up as far as I calculated, since frequent trait procs of Fury will always lead to higher dps compared to CSmash, regardless of which talents you take.

>>182472301

Are you that cancerous LiLi faggot? My taste is fine.

>>182472141
>does stukov have the strongest basic attack (not DPS) in the game?
Excluding the Butcher with a finished meat quest, yes.
>is colossus smash varian stronger?
Not per hit.

what build are you guys running?
I've been trying this
https://www.icy-veins.com/heroes/talent-calculator/stukov#26.0!3122142

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>play specialist
>trigger your teammates
>trigger your enemies
>still win

>>182470423
She can't use z but she can unseige

>>182472531
Unless the butcher has abattoir and quite a few stacks he wont be hitting as hard as stukov.

>>182472606
>playing the same build every game
B u n g a

>>182472141
Strongest Attack, yes, but only 180-360 (20)dps, which is the third highest IF NO ABILITIES OR TALENTS factor in
CSmash does 188-372 (20) per hit, but has higher attack speed so he's got like 210-420 (20) dps
There's also High Kings Quest which adds 150 damage for CSmash, so you're at ~520 per AA at 20, for 600 DPS

>>182472768
You wat?
Stukov's base AAs are 272 damage. Butcher, after completing the meat quest, has a base AA of 371.
NOBODY matches Butcher with a complete meat. He's ahead by a mile.

>>182472768
that is the 'meat quest' he is referring to

>>182472959
No, Abbatoir is a quest that adds more damage even after you finish stacking your 125 meat for 225 extra damage.

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Some cute facts about Diablo:
>she's wide
>the widest!
>extra fertile!
>can breathe fire!
>can't feel fear!

>>182472896
shut the fuck up you autistic cunt i swear to god if you ever reply to me again with your low winrate i will report you

>>182464978
>literally willing to do anything to keep Illidan's dick to herself
>tfw this will never happen to you

>stukov is broken
>meanwhile, he'll be lucky to break 50 percent Winrate
I like him, and think he'll help with the stagnation of healers, but his awful ults and low mobility means he isn't even close to malrhael tier

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>double tap lurking arm
>it casts then cancels it
i wouldn't have to double tap if this game could handle more than 1 apm
also double tapping isn't a problem in try mode

is haunting wave shit? fuck shit can't run away from anyone

>>182473473
B I G A R M is a fine ult and there's occasionally right places for autistic flailing technique (not often though).

>>182473473
Though I do think they should fix his 20s, I don't think you really need a ridiculous ult with that much healing + a silence on such a low CD.
I'm waiting till his build(s) is/are 100% sorted out before I really judge how powerful he is, consideriing everybody seems to have the opposite opinion.

>>182473559
>play snu snu
>get stunned
>spam spin move
>immediately begins then cancels

Same thing with brainlet Samuro ult.

>>182473601
are we mobility crept yet

>>182473602

It becomes a lot better with the level 20 talent, though by that point he won't get terribly much use out of it. Where as the level 20 talented version of bigarm is kinda meh and usually never occurs.

>>182473601
Its a juke spell, so it's only as good as your ability to trick your enemy into either chasing the ghosts or into not chasing the ghosts so you escape in your running direction.

Do not use it as a liner run away tool

>>182472931
>stukov at 20
469.6
>butcher at 20
262.8
>butcher with fresh meat stacks
481.8

It's a lot closer than you think.

>>182473601

Throw haunting wave in one direction, run in different direction. If they chase ghosts keep running, if they chase you teleport to ghosts. If there are enough people around who are also competent enough to chase both then you are screwed. But usually 2 people running after you won't co-ordinate in time to pull it off so that usually only happens in a team fight.

>>182473878
well main problem i have is
>cast it
>need to wait to be enough far away
>get killed while waiting to be more than 1 feet away from me

>>182474497

you retards are completely discounting attack speed. Butcher has higher dps, even without meat.

>>182475097
>not DPS

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>>182472345

>>182475097
That wasn't what was asked retard.

>>182475097
They're also not discussing dps, but single hit damage.

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Reminder of reddit karma-whoring sell-out rats: https://www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/4mh256/theres_a_guy_on_4chan_who_has_accurately_leaked/

https://www.reddit.com/user/SSJ5Gogetenks
>ponyfucker

They are in this thread RIGHT NOW!

>>182475097
And you don't read reply chains, yet think your worthless comment absolutely needed to be said anyway?

Diablo heroes are most fun to play
Starcraft heroes are least fun to play

>>182475293
Diablo heroes are all literally the most boring apart from Overshit.

>>182475293
tychus and stukov are best heroes tho

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>>182475097
Not following but they're probably talking about individual hits, comrade.

>>182475353
Nah
Diablo heroes are most fun
Warcraft heroes can be very fun or not fun
Overwatch heroes are fun to play, but not fun to play against
Starcraft heroes are generally plain boring Stukov may be an exception

I noticed a bug in Blackheart's Bay with the total count of coins for team in the corner of the screen. Isn't the real number

>>182475697
Diablo himself is the single most boring hero in the entire game so that alone should tell you enough.

>>182475903
>single most boring hero
But that's Raynor or Morales

Xul Scythes now are really fucking rad

Just unboxed the LeChuck skin for Stukov, is he fun to play or just numerically good?

>>182474721
cast it earlier then you fuck

>>182476558
>from 100% to 0% in 2 seconds
how earlier?

>>182476463
If you like healers playing ebola management sim can be fun, otherwise no

>>182472931
>>182474497
Actually just tested it on the dummy and
>stukov at 20
574
>butcher at 20 with stacks
531

Evidently I don't understand how damage scales in this game.

>>182476632
use your game-sense (spidey-sense) to realize that heroes are off the map and probably coming for your ass to start running before they initiate on you

>>182476734
thanks you master spidey

>>182476717
It's 4% of the previous level each level, not 4% of base damage each level, If I remember correctly

>ping for help
>type in chat that if somebody doesn't come bot we're gonna lose both the keep and the fort
>entire fucking team rotates top
>lose the keep and the fort
>they flame me for losing the keep and the fort
who was in the wrong here

>>182474721
Then your issue is just not having map sense and being too deep. Pretty typical of inexperienced splitpushers.

>>182477242
>in before le me bung team unga amaraite bros xd

>>182476858
Wait, does that mean butcher fluctuates depending on just how fast he gets his meat and his team levels? Fucking strange scaling.

>tfw smacking a tracer with my thicc tentacle

>>182477242
Me bunga team of course :)

without replay can't say, probably both

>>182477356
I don't believe meat scales, it's a flat amount.

>>182477356
No. Stacks are just a flat 225 damage increase.

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>promotion match
>level 89 player doing his placement on team

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>>182477576
>>182477614
Just goes to show I don't know my own main (I'm >>182468184 by the way)

>tfw such a cheap kike that i create smurf accounts for the 1000 gems every time a new hero comes out to buy them and try there

maybe i should stop spending so much gold on rerolls

>>182476463
fun as hell, expect a nerf tho

Holy shit, Valla has a FAT ass.

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>>182475168
Wrong though.

Fury has 2.5 attacks per second, ergo one attack every 0.4s. Every third attack procs your Heroic Strike, so 1HS/1.2s = 0.83333s
Also, purely on AAs, at level 10 Fury has 103dmg/AA and 2.5AA/s, so he's at 257.5 damage per second from AAs, and Heroic Strike 187dmg/HS with 0.833HS/s equaling 164.14~ ability damage per second.

That's 421 DPS at 10, NOT 191.

For your Arms DPS, your AA damage is wrong again. It's 257 damage per AA and 1.2 attack speed, so 308 damage per second from AAs.
HS/sec are wrong again. As for HS/s calc, 7AAs for 14 sec CDR and 5.6s to land them all = every eighth attack also triggers a Heroic Strike, so it's actually 0.1785 HS/s, ergo 35.16 spell damage per second.

That equals ~343 DPS at 10, NOT 231 DPS. Fury has ~25% higher DPS and a much easier time to stick to targets due to the movement speed.

You completely failed to account for the 4% damage scaling on AAs, 36% at level 10, so it's way higher than you calculated, AND you somehow fucked up your Heroic Strike calculation.

>>182478172
There is literally a trymode

>one of the most popular HoTS players is a person who goes by the name of "nubkeks"

the absolute state of HoTS

>>182478247
pics or didn't happen

>>182478487
Never heard of him.

>>182478487
who?

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>>182478283
>being this dense

>>182478479
>trymode
thats not actually playing a hero though, you wont figure out anything except the basics by doing trymode

>>182478670
Pig Orcs best Orcs.
Source?

>>182478487
Literally who

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>Prime Evil Diablo
>Pirate Falstad
>Angry Red Cloud

Today is a good day.

retard question: how can I save replays in webm format to post them here?

got some real funny shit for you guys but i cant figure it out.

@182478670
It's ok, I didn't expect a Varianfag to show any sign of appreciation for being taught better, I'll still take your badly worded concession though. Also got a (you), so I'm good :^)

>>182462735
this is more common that i'd like to admit

unga bunga posting needs to go back to /lolg/

>>182479229
The fact that people get so butthurt over just goes to show how true it is.

The simple fact is that sometimes it actually is bunga team, and sometimes it's your being the bunga, and more often than not in 99% of all the complaining greentext blogposts that happen, it's actually both.

Sad but true.

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javascript:quote('182479047')

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>>182479229

>>182479229
It doesn't belong there because unlike literally everything else related to that general it's actually good.

>>182479562
>spam it for weeks now
>le u mad xd

Sad but true also nice reddit spacing kid.

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>Ping mercs
>"I am going to go grab these with my bribe stacks."
>Get halfway there
>Teammates engage the enemy team and start a 4v5 teamfight
>"Wtf why weren't you there?"
Ha ha ha me unga, team bunga. Right boys?

>>182479823
>nice reddit spacing kid
>he says as he's himself reddit spacing

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>>182479824
>fallin for the bribe meme

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>>182479824
Correct.

>>182479927
>Implying there's any other talent worth taking at that level as Nova

>>182479824
>taking bribe
>ever
>when most meta heroes can clear a camp faster and not waste a fucking talent tier
unless you're murky you're a moron

>>182479914
sad

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>>182479824
>play nova
>blame team
Make me think

>>182475353

Diablo, Malthael and Auriel are fun

>>182461387
I'd not even be mad as long as it had unique dialogue

>>182461538
Probius, Moralse, and Hammer all Original generation, though have all shown up in the Coop of 2 in a way

should I get leoric or stukov

on one had, i think leoric is fucking awesome, but im trash at him

on the other, stukov is pretty good and fun but i know he's getting gutted next patch

what do my dudes

>>182480137
>Implying it's not their fault for being retarded, regardless of whatever hero I was currently playing at the time.
I could've been Valla and nothing would've changed; they'd still engage 4v5 with ample warning of "Ugg. Me not there. Fight bad. Defense yes."

>>182480273
How can you be trash with Leoric?

>>182480307
>they didn't see you going for mercs
>you didn't see all nine other players in the game posturing for a fight
>ughh imma get dese mercs dun fight
>wow gg this team

maximum
overbunga

>>182480008
>not taking decreased holo time and cost so you can One In The Chamber more regularly

>>182461170
here's hoping the reaver is a grill

>>182480307
Typical Nova player :)

>>182480515
>they didn't see you going for mercs
Ping mercs.
>"[NOVA] wants to take this Mercenary Camp.
"We should capture these mercenaries."
NOVA: "I'm going to grab these mercs."
>you didn't see all nine other players in the game posturing for a fight
The enemy team was not posturing for a fight.
>ughh imma get dese mercs dun fight
>wow gg this team
Correct.

>>182480516
>Not getting Snipe Master because you can actually shoot things that aren't just Heroes now.

>>182480575
>implying hybrids have genitals

Althought I wouldn't wonder if there is already a Kerrigan x Raynor x Hybrid futa

>>182480516
>not snipe build every time

why

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>Genji first pick
>6 deaths, lower hero damage than our tank
>Always gets caught out trying to dive 1v4


Every single time

>queue as xul
>2lane map
wtf i hate QM now

>>182481143
>nuXul
Don't the issue here

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Murky in Quick Match is something else

>>182481092
>me genji
>bunga
>they genji
>unga

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>hey let's do some quests, i got play 3 games as X class
>go to UD
>3 times last pick

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Instead of unga bunga let's discuss really important question:
Do D.va prefers zerg or protoss dicks?

>>182481742
Not just any zerg, Ultralisk.

>>182481716
Draft modes give credit for any quest for any pick. You can complete specialist quests for picking warriors etc.

>last pick dude prepicks Jo
>we base our comp around the fact he's gonna pick her
>when it's his turn to pick he goes for Kael
Kael'Thas pickers are just as bad as Nova pickers at this point.

>>182481742
she's kind of a size queen, she only goes for ultralisks or hybrids.

besides, aren't protoss canonically incapable of reproduction through sexual means?

>>182482569
pls no bully fire man of large eyebrows

>>182480741
>>182480896
>implying Snipe Master even at max stacks is better than OitC
Haha, not if you get all three autos off in a standard combo.

>>182482569
SALAMI, ASH ALL OF NORWAY

>>182482637
How the fuck protoss reproduce?
Their woman even got tits

>>182464978
Most of the game she's next to Tyrande, which makes her look less cunty by comparison.

>>182482830
probably with machines

they're advanced enough.

>>182482946
So what did they do before they had all that technology?

hey guys id like to try out ranked for the first time as soon as im home today

do you have tips for beginners?

>>182483205
Try not sucking

>>182483205
git gud

>>182483205
first pick nova and leave the draft just when the last people pick their heroes so you waste the time of 9 others

>>182483274
>>182483283
a-a-alright guys

>>182483135
Budding.

>>182483547
huh i though nova was a bad pick for ranked games
but okay then i really like playing her

>>182483710
i hope youre joking

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>tfw no spooky

>>182483710
She generally is. Would recommend against playing her.

>>182483205
Don't argue with people, especially in-game
Try to avoid typing/talking too much
Always look back to see if there's something you could've done differently/better, even if what you did worked out
Focus on yourself
Relax
Have fun

>winning team fight
>stukov pushes them all to safety

So nice when you only have Jo as tank and the nigger picks the fucking jump ult that removes her from the battlefield, really smart move, dumb fucking shit

>>182484198
>catch immobile squishy out
>Auriel/Lucio doots them to safety
>often don't even realize it

>teammate is afraid to engage 2v1 when i land a good cc
>later walks straight in 1v3 to get a regen globe

i don't understand

>>182484331
>playing vs auriel
>she gives me hope and pushes me to safety
Auriel is cute!

Is it actually smarter to play ranked at night? No idea if that makes a difference but all the shit players are asleep r-right?

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Stukov is 100 % the support I never knew I wanted
please dont overnerf

finally won a game as valeera. E build with crippling poison seems pretty good. ran out of energy like a fatboy though

What the hell is the "proper" way to play sylvanas? I just played a quick game and ended with like 30k exp and 300k siege damage and my team is sperging at me for my "low hero damage" even though we won the game.

>>182479971

I want to fuck gnar.

>>182486113
Push with, not alone. Show up to team fights, but be prepared to run away or chase weak enemies.

>>182486113
you can enable the objective for maximum value on alot of maps
dont push alone and go out too far

she deals a surprising amount of hero dmg if you play carefully, and can snowball harder than anything in this game

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>start a game
>halfway through drafting
>want to take a shit

>>182461170
Isn't this hybrid? What the fuck he can even do? Like cast lightning and spit out zerglings?

>>182487353
there are several varieties of hybrids in the game, but the most likely scenario is a cc-heavy tank like diablo, as seen in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_jHMxGkDLU

the other likely scenario is a mage with some kind of confusion ability or shields to reflect their protoss nature.

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>QM
>Stukov+Morales+Tassadar on the enemy team
>Like 300k+ combined healing
>Eventually win solely thanks to them going full retard

I want to die.

>>182487787
Looks cool tho, I would be hyped if this true. Much better than another cancerous OW hero desu

>>182488305
I wouldn't get your hopes up. the other leak has been right like 4 times in a row, so it's fairly likely we'll have kel'thuzad and my boy junkrat next.

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>>182466934

Tell me how glorious I am. REVEL IN IT.

>promo to plat after win streak
>suddenly only get shitty teams
hmmmmm

>Blackheart's Bay
>Team 47 kills. Enemy 28
>Advantage of 4 levels almost all the game
>Loss anyway

>>182488440
>2 best baras + tsundere highlorde
r u gay

do you guys exclusively play ranked? i cant go back to qm after seeing decent team work, pushing and soaking in ranked games......

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>>182488604
>decent team work, pushing and soaking in ranked games

>>182488604
yes except if I'm silenced then I don't play at all

>>182488440
>level 20
wish i had so much free-time. that takes like 15 hours to do for a single hero

>Playing support in ranked cause nobody else will

I have major respect for everyone that mains a support now. Okay not for the commies but everyone else. That shit is stressfull

>>182488604
yeah but right now I'm not to get heroes to lvl 5

>>182488604
>play ranked for months
>decide to get drunk and do qms last night
it was a really fun experience. i forgot how good relaxed matches with nothing to lose were

>>182469959
>Nova nerfs when

>>182488761
I usually fill and from my experience people somehow hate playing tank much more. I often have to pick Arthas or Nerub or something because nobody else will, althought there is always someone who wants to play uther/auriel/rehgar and now stukov

>>182488761
support is least stressful. You literally just follow teammates around supporting them

>>182488604
I quit ranked after being placed in silver because it was the same shit as QM, but with ten times more stress.

>>182469959
so many people I see in ranked with 300+ games as Nova...

>>182488748
He's the only hero I have even close to that level. I have over 3 times as many games on him as Lunara. All my others are level 10 or lower. Mostly lower.

>>182488935
its the role with highest level of responsibility

>>182489013
I don't pick Nova in ranked because I am not retarded.
I do, however, quick meme the fuck out of my tight booty waifu.

>>182488604
I wish I could, but my fun comes from playing with a buddy, so its unranked for me
feelsbadman

>>182488560
I like strongfat chicks if that helps. Too bad this game has no strongfat chicks. I don't think any games have cool strongfat chicks.

>>182489286
zyra

>>182489356
How is Zyra strongfat? Unless you count getting slightly bigger when Leona hits her but that's like mini-GTS or something.

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So what rank would you end in if you win like 7/10 games when you first start the game?

I played in the beta and Season 1 but started again like 4 months ago and decided to try ranked again. Does it still keep my Beta/S1 ranking I had back then (Diamond) or does it start from fresh?

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>>182489356
You wish.

>>182489483
Depends, but probably low Diamond.

>>182489089
But you can almost never fuck up as a tank even if you play less save as long as you won't go yolo in 5 man unlike with healer (not giving that instant heal in the right milisecond) or DD (getting deleted by 1 random stun) so the most safe role to pick (especially for noobs) would be tank, why are people afraid of that?

>>182489356
I'm retarded and I just realized you meant Zarya. Too much strong not enough fat. She doesn't even have an ass on most of her skins, including default.

>>182489757
I'd still fuck her.

>>182489901
Me too. She just needs a better hairdo.
Or better yet, just bulk Li-Ming up and make her strongfat. My dick would be diamonds.

>>182490038
She'd be boring without the hairdo tbqhwyf.

Why would they bulk Li-Ming up? If anything they'd do it to Sonya.

>>182490038
Leave Li-Ming alone pls.

>>182490172
>>182490178

It doesn't have to be official, chill. Just fansmut.

>>182489457
>Unless you count getting slightly bigger when Leona hits her but that's like mini-GTS or something.
wait what

>>182490478
It's an easter egg. It's still in the game. Because sunlight makes plants grow and stuff.
https://youtu.be/neLeoUl70tc?t=77

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>it's a you're carrying your team and suddenly they start throwing and blaming you episode

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>>182466934
>When will they stop nerfing my bug

>>182491037
>That hideous Kael skin

>>182490038
do you like to be dominated by strong women?

>>182491163
Of course. My favorite part is when they heal for 20% of their max life after killing someone.

samuro viable in ranked?

>Play Rehgar
>Dont go in
>Why arent you going in
>Go in
>What the fuck you are a healer

Seriously though? This is not even bronze this is gold?

>>182491793
Surfboard, my dude!

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>tfw have 7 legendary horses from boxes

the jews will pay for this

>>182491793
Warring Kingdoms Arthas ofc

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>>182491840
this works also

>>182491807
yes, be on camps pretty much 24/7

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>>182491158
>Implying he has good skins

>>182482192
i know that dummy. i just didnt sign up to fill as a tank 3 games in a row with shitty comps

>>182491807
every hero is "viable" until somewhere in masters desu

anyone here who didnt get the surfboard

>>182492062
>All his skins are ugly so I'll use the ugliest one as a funny joke

Also

>Not just using his master skin

>>182492062
His superhero skin is cool! COOL!

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>>182492331
>master skin
this man gets it

>>182462735
we're all in the same boat

Why is Chen popular all the sudden? He fucking sucks.

>Flying kick
>Keg
>Flame
>Drink and do fuck all nothing gaining a shield for all the NOT FOCUS for the next 4 seconds
>Entire team fight moves past him
>Take shitty three pandas ult instead of "I WILL NOW HAND YOU A HERO TO KILL"

>>182492537
>Actually earned my master skin when it was "worth" something
>now everyone has it

Is there actually anything to show your skill with a hero in this game anymore?

>>182493858
What? There never was.

>I have the master skin it means I'm good
lol?

>>182493858
Just the giant target on your head when you taunt, if level=skill.

>>182493858
you need validation? try your mum lul

for real, skins are just that - way of changing your heroes appearance to something you like

>>182493858
Gathering 10k gold and playing like 30 matches isn't "showing your skill".

>>182489703
Bad tanks are glaringly obvious. Tanks are about knowing what is a good engagement. They will chase like a retarded illidan or act like the entire team should be harassing under an enemy fort while there's no reason to fight.

>>182493858
Yes. Kick people's asses with it.

>>182493858
This type of fucking logic I cannot understand. It'd be like people getting asshurt at overwatch limited skins becoming available all year long. Oh no more options for free how fucking tragic.

every third game is bhb. where's my braxis and dragon shire? unranked obv

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Buffs when?

>>182495910
Never hopefully. He seems balanced from what I've seen.

>>182495910
two good skills couldn't carry him?

>>182495910
he enables KT, Kerrigan and Jaina something fierce, wait until people find out about it.

Stukov Kerri Jaina new meta

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>Kael takes Convection
>Still hasn't completed it at level 20

>>182482637

As are the swarm.

Primal zerg likely breed but the "corrupt" zerg just make clones of a genetic template using biiomass

HOW TO SPOT A KID
>stealing kills
>constantly complaining
>giving up
>ignoring objectives
>thinks every hero is dps

>>182495910
you mean nerfs, right? l2p lul

>>182496647
>stealing kills

>2 lane maps

>>182496647
Spotting them isn't good enough. You have to do the community a service by reporting them.

>>182496709
Rag+(The bad) Azmo level 1 quests.

>>182496795
>1 lane map

>>182496949
>0 lane map
>Teams just stare at each other menacingly for 20 minutes

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>>182496647
>stealing kills

>>182496905
I don't play Azmodan but you can finish Rag's quest in like five fucking minutes on minions.

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>>182496647
>stealing kills

>>182493858
Having #1 Grandmaster

:^)

So is Stukov just godlike right now?

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>literally never

>>182497714
He's very good.