/hotsg/ - Heroes of the Storm General

Where the FUCK is Maiev????

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I will continue using the same brood war cinematic until someone else makes the thread

Why is Nova fucking cancer?

>>182568009
Because you're level 53.

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>Stukov in every game
>200k healing per game
>instant aoe silence on a little cooldown
>cant kill anything if you dont play a nuke hero

guess i'll just wait for the 50% reduce healing nerf incoming

>>182568009
She's shit and only shits on shitters.

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>my team absolutely shitstomps theirs within the first 5 minutes
>team then gets extremely overconfident, ignores my requests to retreat, and proceeds to try to 1v5 cause lol talent advantage and then loses the game

remind yourself overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer. Especially if you're a fucking moron effectively trying to spawn camp the enemy on hanamura instead of turning in a payload with 3 shots

>>182568107
how do i counter stukov ? which hero ?
no i will not play stukov

>>182568107
>healing is heavily dependent on the team staying close together
How is that any different from BW or Auriel? use KT's living bomb and watch them scatter like rats

>>182568368
zeratul
chronosphere stukov

>>182568368
just pick zuljin and hard focus stukov and ult when necessary

>>182568510
>TAAAAAAZ-
>BEGONE
>shoves you across the entire map

>>182568107
>instant silence
>literally has a delay

Triple Tap is literally the highest damage ult in the game.

>>182568009
>never participating in team fights
>only good at finishing off players at 50% health or less
>continues to walk around cloaked for 95% of the time
>always complaining about team
nova isn't that bad

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>>182568009
>>182569197
>nova
>anything but useless

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>>182568009
She hasn't been relevant for years.

>>182569197
And The Butcher has some of the highest sustained damage.

>>182567790
>https://pastebin.com/sNQ3GgGb

Next OP use this Pasta.

>>182569197
false
last rites can do more
shadowbolt volley does more

>>182569197
[PROTECTED]

>>182569197
Despite the fact that it doesn't, It also roots you while you use it making it one of the most useless ults.

>>182568625
get out

>every ranked match someone starts to insult we lose
i'm sure its a coincidence!

>>182569925
it can also be blocked, body blocked, protected, parried, reflected, or nullified via stasis. And it tells everyone where you are while you channel the slow ass move.

>play any mage
>never run out of mana
>play jaina
>have to tap after two spells
why?

>>182570341
>be a moron
>make moronic posts
????????????

>>182570341
Jaina's kit is outdated and they haven't updated her mana costs.

Is Auriel black under her hood like Tyrael?

>>182570908
pls no

>>182570908
No, angels literally don't have anything under their armor. They're beings of pure energy that move around by controlling their armor through willpower

Tyrael is black cause he choose to be, he could've equally chosen to appear as a white guy or a wolf or someone's pet gerbil

>>182570908
we was angels and shiet

>>182571134
What do they need armor for then? why not just be "beings of pure energy" instead of dressing up?

>>182571329
fight demons, I guess it's hard for beings of energy to hold a spear

>>182570908
You just randomize a human appearance when you give up your angelic form

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>>182570908

I hope she's asian, so weebs kill themselves

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That's the most votes I ever got in HL

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this is your shit-talking varian tonight

>>182570341
She has multiple talents for mana recovery. Her kit and trait are also too strong without something to counterbalance them.

>kael damages you for 2.500 damage in 2 seconds
perfectly balance i guess

>>182571905

pardon my bronze, but is there any valid circumstance in which you take Warbringer over Shield Wall?

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Why is Biotic Armor so underrated? You can combine it with the level 16 talent for 9 seconds of 50% physical damage reduction to your tank or whoever is getting focused

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>>182571329
>>182570908
>>182571134
Angels are beings of spirit and willpower, as opposed to demons flesh and blood. Their 'physical forms' are literally just light (or bending light so there is an absence) and sound, they use armor as a means representing a physical form.

It's *usually* pretty hard to damage an angel because you're literally trying to hurt an intangible soul, but well, demons are special and their polar opposite thus the armor.

>>182572340

Malthael and Auriel should explode on death then.

>>182572190
Jaina's kit isn't even good in the current meta, I don't know where you get this "her kit and trait are too strong" from. If she didn't have mana issues she still wouldn't be good.

>>182570908
Nah. The skin color depends of what the persons lack what angels represent

>Tyrael: First justince then wisdom
black people lack that

>Auriel: Hope
I assume germans are in a hopeless situation now so she is true aryan then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flMK8sNzjYg
Blackthorne cucking Thrall when

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guess silver is average non-retarded player?

>>182572704
>Looks like diamond

no wonder people in diamond are so trash,they are actually silvers

>>182572704
if you just finished placements for the first time it's way more dependent on qm than how you actually perform

I was playing with bronze 5 players at the start of them cause my qm winrate was ass, placed like silver 2 by the end of it

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>>182572704
>guess silver is average non-retarded player?

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>>182572704
Hahaha. No. You're so retarded you don't even know the mistakes you're making.

>>182572823
yea first time placements
>>182572962
you right,i dont even like the genre

>>182572704
Ahaha, no.
Average, mostly not retarded players are Plat. Diamond for actual average people
It's only Masters+ wherer people get good

Anything below Gold is just various levels of "fucking kill yourself" tier.

>>182572324
>underrated
>lowest winrate

I only take it against Butcher so I slap it on whoever's getting charged.

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>>182572704

>Ally picks abba
>Weak ass push
>Doesn't body soak
>Monstro

Gee, I'm so glad to have a marginally better experience gain and 3 little stingyies and a paper shield in every team fight.

>>182573787
abas who dont understand bodysoaking should be banned

>>182572324
If your tank is really a tank you shouldn't need to hardly do anything to him regarding survivability.

>deflecting a Li-Ming's disintegrate
is there anything more satisfying?

>>182573342
>Lowest winrate
It's like saying Genji is shit because his winrate is low. This guy requires some skill to play you know
Slapping 50 armor for 4,5 seconds on a target with pretty low CD can do amazing things

>>182573941
Why not? Sgt. Hammer is pretty squishy

>>182572704
Silver/Gold is the hell gulch.

Slightly less retarded, but infinetly more bad habits.

Filled with Illidans and novas that have gotten out of bronze thinking they are hot shit with garbage heros and shitty drafting.

>>182574169
I can't get out of gold 1
w l w l w l w l w l

>>182574002
>I don't have to consider positioning, the hero
>Press button to invincible
>Literally no excuse for dieing
>skill

>>182574269
Platinum is a clusterfuck this season. Wait until sappers are fixed too because both mines and towers are in rotation.

>>182574002
genji is ez mode, the hero

>>182574591
just like ming right my dude

>>182574732
You can master Ming in five minutes

>>182574732
maybe a year and a half ago, yeah

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>When you find the EXP cap
AYYYY
If only I had my first win of the day bonus

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>it's on full display

l-lewd!

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>>182575010

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OFFICIAL MAINS POWER RANKINGS

1. bruiser
2. specialist
3. tank
.........
90001. assassin
9000001. support

>>182574169
so far haven't gotten any illidian or nova , only 1 tracer

>Be Azmo on cursed hollow
>Soak in line while spamming my Q on tribute, kill Tracer a couple times and weaken them overall, send general of hell down an unoccupied lane to push it
>Teammate gets mad at me and tells me I need to be joining fights

isn't this how you're supposed to play azmo? I don't know what else he can really offer in a fight other than Q spam, laser and minions are kinda weak

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>>182575240

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>losing 7 to 30
>johanna runs away from every fight before she can even take damage
>nazeebo spawncamping camps
>xul just sits in his lane and pushes
>enemy always in a deathball doing objectives
>me as falstaad with stukov trying to defend our keep 2v5
>the motherfucking xul leads a huge wave of mobs + camps from nazeebo
>he destroys their fort but they ignore him
>same with keep
>their core is down to 40% and they must have realized what the fuck is happening because they stratred hearthing
>victory
What the fuck is this game? The 20 minutes of autism from my team must have killed their braincells because it sure did kill mine.

>>182575859
Your enemy team was real bad at the game, sounds like bronze mmr

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Why are Azmodan players so retarded?

WHERE do i find decent players to play with? im real tired of shit players ruining my GAME experience! Please HELP

>>182576269
Not here

>>182576239
I don't understand how to play azmo, like other than black pool I don't see how a Q every 10 seconds adds up in siege damage. Unless you're going laser but really azmodan should not be able to get away with lasering down buildings solo even during curse

>>182576239
>quickmatch

>>182576239
There's two kinds of Azmodan players.

The first kind picks him for maximum autismo splitpushing and does literally nothing else all game but also always insists on the same lane, never leaves, and always gets caught. He's also usually Russian and doesn't talk or ping.

The second kind tries to teamfight in melee range with the laser and dies and spergs out at everyone.

>>182576269
>someone please carry me
No

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>Now arriving at Hanamura

>Open chest right as game started
>Come back, suddenly have 6 chests

Did I out jew Blizzard?

>>182576615
you're legitimately retarded

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>>182576868
>HANAMURA IS FINE. I DONT CARE THAT THEY REMOVED SAPPER SPAWNS AND BECAUSE OF THAT U CAN BE CAMPED FOR ETERNITY WITHOUT THE GAME ENDING.
>THIS LITERALLY ONLY HAPPENS TO "SHITTERS" (AND MAYBE THE OCCASIONAL TEAM OF GRANDMASTERS AND PROFESSIONAL/EX-PRO PLAYERS)

>>182575240
>Mains
Kill yourself and make this world a better place

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>Hanamura hasn't been disabled

>>182577894
What a good fix, people loved hanamura so much they get to play on that map for even longer!

>>182575172
>Vaginal grasping claws designed specifically to hold a human male at the waist and milk him of all his protein DNA material

Why did they think making hanamura longer would make it better? Ever before the dumbass idea of taking out the sapper for the infinite games.

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>>182578189

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>>182578157
>[hatred intensifies]

>>182577894
>Quick Match retardation
you're desperate

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Lord of the Clans characters when

>>182577894
I hope people keep griefing like this so blizzard deletes hanamura

>>182578252
They didn't want to make it better. Hanamura is literally designed as a punishment for players.

>Objectively the worst map, absolutely nobody likes it
>Based on Overshit to remind you of all its cancer heroes
>Annoying layout with no bushes anywhere
>In every single map rotation so far
>Gets changed and becomes worse
>Can potentially be turned into an endless limbo for people who are unfortunate enough

>>182578771
Is that an ogre or a dwarf lady?

>>182578678
That image was apparently from teamleague, where it also happened to the team of grandmasters/pro's.

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>>182578979
Thats Thrall shapeshifted into a dwarf and a female dwarf that he seduces
Deathwing smokes a hookah

>>182579138
>Two Stukovs
It's quickmatch.
I'm not saying it doesnt happen in team league, but that picture is 100% from quickmatch.

>>182577894
>taken from leddit
Laffin

>>182579261
Fuck. I didnt notice that. I *have* heard about TL examples though.

>>182575725
See if you can get in close and draw some fire from the range. Azmo has more health then some tanks.

Most people who play Nova are literally retarded, they don't understand how roaming works, how to position themselves and how much stupid burst they can do.
She is obviously still not a very good hero, but braindead playerbase makes it look much worse. I still haven't seen Nova who played better than I do on her, and I know what I play far from perfect.
I am sad my waifu have such a terrible fucking representation in the game.

if you type slut in the hero search filter only li ming and nova show up

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Welp I did it boys, I found the EXP cap for an AI game
I can finally die without accomplishing anything of any merit and very little of note.

>>182582134
you can't die yet, you still have many more stimpacks to buy goyim

>it's a bronze rites malthael on your team episode

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Just a few quick facts about Diablo!
>she's wide
>the w i d e s t !
>extra fertile!
>can breathe fire!
>is the lord of terror!

>>182582350
>playing against bronze rites malth
>drops it on me after autoing me once
>heal it all back with 2 autos because I'm illidan
at least it looks cool, right team xD

>>182582134
tell us how pls

>>182582134
How long are these premade bot games, anyways?

>>182582134
details?

what's good against strong backline mages? I never seem to be able to safely get close to them

>>182583674
Illidan, Genji, Tyrael, Chen, Anub, Zeratul/Valeera to an extent

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>tell dude don't first pick li ming
>he does
>tell him don't go orb build
>he does
>ends up with less damage than lili and 4 times more deaths

>>182583779
we don't really care

>>182584126
haha nice post fellow redditor

>>182582512
>She
Assuming Diablo's gender in 2017, I see

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>>182583485
>>182583497
>>182583654

Around 60 minutes if done properly
Make 5 man for max exp bonus from group size
Add a friend for EXP bonus
Have a stim if you want
First win is not essential unless you want max EXP from 1 game of course.

Find a 3 lane map, leave and requeue with your 5 man if it's 2 lane.
Warhead junction I have found is the easiest to manage the objective.
Beginning of AI game (set on Beginner) allow bots to push all three of your lanes so all structures are down. Soak EXP from minion waves but dont push back at all.
Have 1 person in each lane for max soak, have the other 2 feeding.
Now all 3 lanes structures on your side are fragged push the waves back to mid lane and hold here, don't push their structures just keep things at a stalemate. Still have 2 people feeding.
Objective tactics are map dependant but Obviously you don't want to let the AI frag your core so adjust accordingly.
Get to level 30, let the bots get to level 30, letting them frag your structures is to give them an EXP lead.
Once you hit 30 kill forts but not keeps. Hunt the AI until you have around 450k 460k EXP gained, find this number by mousing over the levels at top of screen next to game timer.
once you have 450k-460k kill keeps and farm more AI kills. you want 500k EXP any more will not yield further EXP on game ending. Surpassing 600k apparently gives you ZERO exp for the game so I never chanced testing that. Frag core once you have around 500-510k EXP
Boom there you go.

>>182583779
>bad plays badly
>you blame build
Off yourself desu.
If you think some shitter would've died less playing low range risky build than long range poke build you are completely retarded and deserve whatever shitter rank you have,
Off yourself please.

>>182578963
You forgot that it also is a forced rubber band map.

>>182575172
>But I- I creep tumors come frome there

>>182568186
it kills me how many players do noy understand the meta of getting hero kills.
Early game before lvl 7 they are nearly worthless and wave clearing all lanes is the much better choice, getting pressure on forts early is a much needed game starter, hero kills could just be helping the enemy team learn their mistakes and make you pay for the lesson late game when those kills do matter. But regardless the main goal is getting that core destroyed. Sometimes hero kills can help but what helps the most is pressure on forts and keeping track of when to prioritize objectives because it doesn't matter if you have 35 hero kills to there 10, if you ignored that Murky/Azmodan that just pushed all the way to your core you are going to lose that fight.

>>182584392
>no caring about your shitty story makes me a redditor
wew

>>182571134
we have a paradox issue then because all the lore tells of how angels and demons had human babies. Also there is lore stating they do have bodies because Azmodan has a file talking about how soft and juicily angel meat is and understood why his armies were growing restless for more. There is -Something- biological under the hood, where it look like a black human or some kind of demon it is there.

how is stukov's healing fucking fair? unless you can nuke a hero from 100% to 0, you're just wasting your skills
fucking hell

>Draft UI doesn't tell if pick will be single or double

Why is draft UI so bad?

>Get 5 free sun's out chests from the random drawing thing.
>Out of 20 items, one (1) is an event item, and it's just a spray that I will never use.

>>182572634
Brtty gud post

>>182585592
But is it actual meat or is it a substance that demons can devour?

>>182584660
>check the hots website
>description says diablo's gender is malleable
she can be whatever he wants to be

>>182584820
playing orb build on a 3 lane map is guaranteed low damage, yes

>>182585341
no but feeling the need to write it does

>>182570341
What is Conjurer's Pursuit for 200, Alex?

>>182585676
>2 weeks in a row without getting anything

Pretty ebin if you ask me.

>>182585983
Why do you take conjurer's on jaina? are you stupid?

>>182585731
He calls it meat and another time flesh. Diablo calls it flesh. Hell the Angels claim they have blood. Also I think there is a voice note that states the demons were offended the nephilim look like the angels and not the demons.

>>182570341
Orc semen is a surprisingly bad resource
just kidding I love cute mages, but she's just so outdated I can't even play her. Raynor 2.0

>>182585649
I say that about lucio too

>>182586506
I would assume regardless how angels work when walking around, we know they grow (?) flesh when their wings are removed. So the demons can easily eat angel flesh by just having the extra fun part of tearing off angel wings.

>sgt hammer keeps saying "hiroshima" whenever someone drops a nuke on warhead junction
Can I report him for racism?

>>182586858
you'd have to report the owner of 4chan, Hiroshima Nagasaki

>>182586858
You should report him when he's heading back for a tuna

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>>182586797
Actually the accounts in cut scenes show they have blood and something that is flesh, When Diablo cut into Dick bags it had a very fleshy sound to it and then he started pouring out glowbright blood. There is something living under all that armor.

>>182584723
too autist of a method to even try

man i just had my very first ranked game and already feel like shit

i asked everyone who to pick and what do and they still ended up blaming and reporting me (they wanted me to pick li li).
one guy even sent me a friend request and continued harassing me.
i dont know guys this doesnt seem like fun

>>182587292
>asking people what you should pick
Yeah, don't do this.

Try to have a small pool of heroes that you prefer, ideally with the ability to fill (support, frontline, etc)

Also; you don't have to enable chat. Or play ranked. At the end of the day it's just a game. and nobody cares about rank.

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>>182571134
>>182585592
>>182585731
>>182586506
>>182587164
Until D3 angels were flesh and blood and look like humans under there robes it was just the radiance of looking at one would melt you. D2 Tyrael's appearance was suppose to be unique among angels but that was obviously thrown out the door come D3.

>>182587547
Nope. d2 angels were supposed to be similar to tyrael as well (based on how izual appeared after you killed him).

However none of this should be new because blizzard aggressively retcons in every fucking game they make.

>>182587547
>make shitty story in 1992
>20 years laters
>now a lot of new shitty justifications for old shitty story

>>182587914
Metez stated that they recycled that due to cost and if he ever did a remake he want to use the pic in >>182587547 because he saw Izual as a very traditional looking Lucifer in visuals.

>>182587292
If you don't have a good number of meta/good enough heroes in your pocket yet, you may wanna stick to unranked for now, at least until you learn who's good when in a draft.
It might also help to watch some people stream their drafts to learn what you should do

>Hanamura
>My team 27 kills
>Enemy team 8 kills
>Had two forts down on enemy side and none of ours down entire match
>Total fucking steam role entire game
>almost 2 minutes between each cart spawn
>Only win by 2 points
>Comes down to a fight over boss
>Enemy team only down 1 level

Why is this map so awful? Is it like this on purpose? You push your cart in, then wait TEN THOUSAND YEARS INTO THE FUTURE WHERE MY OVER WATCH IS LAW NOW THE FUOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE PAST AND UNDO THE FUTURE THAT IS OVER WATCH

This is basically Mario Kart. Every game I play is just waiting for the fucking map to be over and they made it longer. NOBODY FUCKING LIKES THIS SHIT MAP!

I hated Braxis when it first came out, but then it grew on me, I thought "gee maybe Hanmura will grow on me once I understand it", well no I do understand it, and my hatred for this map has only become more detailed in nature. I now just know MORE reasons I hate it.

Fuck it's not even fun to win on this map. Nothing is rewarding.

The camps except the healing one are shit. Make a camp that decreasing your fucking cart spawn time or something, jesus, I don't need a scouting merc camp because I WATCH THE GODDAMN MINIMAP.

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>tfw team can fight but can't play map worth shit

illidan spent like a year trying to solo boss while zag took literally every camp

>>>182585673
it follows the same pattern every time retard

>>182588660
>second worst player in the match
>me team bunga
Like pottery

>>182588992
team includes me dude, I just included the scoreboard to show the kills. Didn't really know how to organize vs them, but it was annoying I was the only one who could really clear creep

Tass does stuff that doesn't directly translate in numbers anyway

Why the only things I keep getting from summer event are Bikini Stitches skins? Got now almost whole collection of them
And no buldge Tychus, feelsbadman

>>182589323
>That dull empty cheap plastic thud sound of Bikini stitches attacks

Accurately portray his attack damage.

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new hero when

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more cute elves soon!

Taste for blood or Sieging Wrath?

Sieging Wrath is quicker and easier to complete but I feel that even with a full Q build, it "only" does 1k damage every 10s which is too easily outhealed by most supports?

>its a team wants to push instead of get gold on bhb episode

stukov made playing alarak impossible, that silence and stupid arm move just completely invalidates him

christ, I hate varian

>>182588660
>worst xp contribution
>only one kil
>nerfed anubarak got more hero damage
>dont even use the nuke

The problem is you, Crabcakes

>>182590785
Sieging Wrath.

Taste for Blood takes too long to become relevant, especially without a Leoric, Xul, Jaina, Johanna or whatever to help you stack, ideally from two lanes.

desu his E talents also feel a bit underrated at low mmr

>>182590785
Taste for blood might be better if you have a stukov to work with you.

>>182591587
I'll make sure to include myself in the bunga next time to make it more clear

>>182591587
>referring to people with their bnet id

pervert

whats a rather fail-safe hero for first time ranked games

>>182592390
If you feel the need to ask that you shouldn't be playing ranked.

>>182592524
thanks for the advice

Why the fuck is Genji still in the game?

>>182592390
Raynor, Valeera, Butcher

>>182593143
same reason why d.va is in

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>>182593143
>mada mada

Just played a game where our illidan literally only took camps and ignored everything and everyone. Why do people do this?

>>182593934
they miss farming from lol and dota

>>182593934
Pushing PvE to the limit

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>>182593934
you would be pretty mad if tyrande cucked you for 10000 years too

>arthas walks through literally the entire enemy team to try and kill genji
>li ming and valla are always out of position and get focused
>"first time playing stukov?"
Sometimes I don't know about QM, man.

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Is that a typical Nova?

>>182594543
>Only delete his nick
>Not the others
r u d e

>queuing on weekend is stupid, it's nothing but shitters
"OK, I'll queue weekday evenings"
>teammates are even fucking worse than weekends
Why do I even try? There is literally nothing I can do that changes the result.

>>182594543
>2 deaths
No, they're usually worse, also Jesus you guys got Molly whooped, wtf happened in that game?

>>182594838
have to wait until summer is over and the kids go away

>>182594838
What rank are you friends? Also if you're just playing QM it should be all about learning not only from your mistakes, but the mistakes of others, I bet if you take the time, you'll notice enemies doing what your team was doing and you'll learn to capitalize on it

>>182594838
Why do you think there's a magical special secret time where only good people queue? Are you brain damaged?

>>182595394
is grubby a secret bogdanoff descendant?

>>182595368
Because literally everyone says don't queue on weekends?

>>182595065
talking about hero league

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why does it say varian was 33% of team fight damage on the mvp screen when I had more hero damage?

does swapping to molten core mess up the stats or something?

>>182595527
take the grubb pill

>>182595710
key word being team fight

>>182588452
scouting mercs are absolutely retarded on a 2 lane map where theres nothing to do but push forts or a payload you can clearly see WITH the amount of people pushing it as well

>keep spamming fall back pings at team
>they walk back for a bit and then engage again
>repeat all the way from enemy core trough our keep and fort
>constantly someone dying so it's 3v5 all the time
>literally lose to one 5 minute push from enemy core all the way to ours
>kill two enemy keeps as Abathur while these faggots are throwing the game

rexxar is fun

>>182596171
You mean Misha?

>>182595939
does it make a difference between team fight damage and skirmish/poke damage?

just found out you can't play heroes that you don't have at level 5 in ranked

>>182595691
Well,
What rank are you friend

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>>182596262

>>182594964
oh, awesome "don't play for four months, it'll be fine."

>>182596519
relax buddy
that was just my 4th placement match

>>182596234
not entirely sure but I believe it has to do with having a certain number of team mates within proximity of each other. 1v1s and 2v2s probably don't count towards "team fight damage"

Why do the sharkbite variant surfboards exist. My past 3 pity legendaries have been those eyesores.

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>>182596861
truly a mystery

I like to imagine that d.va is in to femdom and is open about it to her stream
>if we reach today's donation goal, I'll add another week to Anon's chastity sentence!

should I get d.va or varian.

note that whichever one I don't get will be the next one I get, so its really a question on who I should get first.

>>182597259
d.va if you are a cuck like
>>182597125

>>182597259
Varian is the much safer pick

>>182597259
Varian, that way you'll forget about D-va

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>have universal carrier on with quest'd bio kill switch for more healing
>enemy xul poison nova's team
>press D
>entire poison damage gone from every team member
>press q and immediately start heals over time again
loving stukov, he's going to get nerfed into the fucking ground but i'm going to enjoy playing him while it lasts

>>182597382
>universal carrier
But this talent is shit, anon-kun

post your stukov nerf predictions:
>significantly decreased D healing
>the level 4 bio killswitch quest removed or reworked
>mana per second added to e

one or more of the above 100%, what else?

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>>182597382
>universal carrier
>he didnt finish the quest around lvl 13 or so

>>182597382
>universal carrier
>not timing D's when the pathogen is traveling to not have to recast Q
your brain isn't big enough for that build anon

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Why cant playing diablo heroes feel more like this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEyk63UaBI4

>>182597573
If anything he will see buffs to broken/shit talents before his numbers get tuned back.

D healing is fine, the 5 second CD talent is the issue.

Tracer or Zul'Jin /hotsg/?

>>182597779
Neither lol

>have cho'gall both at level 1

>no one to play with and get them to 5 for some easy gold and boxes.

>>182598012
>spend 10k gold
>to get them both to 5
that's quite the return on your investment, you're gonna net a whole 1k gold from that

>>182598012
EU or NA?

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>>182597779

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>>182597573
>decreased D healing
>E having a lock in channel time to reduce mobility
>huge autoattack damage nerf even though it's the only self defense he has, just because tracer/genji mains are going to whine about it
>shove cooldown increase
>shove armor reduction
>detonating Q will detonate projectiles in progress of travelling so universal carrier isn't irrelevant because blizzard really loves that talent
he's going to get dumpstered because blizzard is retarded and think that the average support should be around tyrande's level and not around where uther/rehgar is at

he's overpowered right now but he needs minor retuning, that isn't going to happen though because reddit is whining hardcore about him ATM

>>182598208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0G8znfy_hs

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>>182598320

>>182597779
tracer is absolute fucking garbage and zuljin is the homeless person who sits around the trashheap

so zuljin

Abathur buffs when?
Playing him in in QM is complete RNG if you win or lose

>>182598320
>tracer feet
!!!

>>182598320
tracer is a lesbian

>>182598696
there's nothing wrong with licking lesbian feet and you know it.

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>>182598604
>>182598382
Tarantino pls
>>182598696
Not when lifeguarding she isnt.

>>182598696
thats just blizz jew lies for publicity

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>>182597779
tracer is good and cute and not a lesbian

>>182576438
>reach level 10
>pick demonic invasion
>walk up to fort
>press R
repeat until you have at least gorillion siege damage

>3 specialists and 2 healer on my team
>2 assassins, 2 healer, and a tank on the other

just your average qm experience of trying to play a specialist

>>182598104
Can you not get Cho'gall for free anymore?

>>182598104
>not opening cho'gall from boxes

rofl

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IRzpGj3bD4

:(

>>182599732
You could get him at the beginning of the last year or something for playing 10 games with a friend with Chogall (he was free to play) as far I remember, now you have to buy him.

Althought when you buy him you will get both Cho and Gall together for 10K g

>>182599827
>not having luck
laffin @ noobs rn git gud scrubs

>>182587045
Is sashimi patrician?

>>182594221
Tyrande is CUTE!

>>182598696
Only for Widowmaker

>>182599893
The chance of getting a hero drop has to be below 1% right. Sure seems like it.

How do you even deal damage to heroes as Samuro? You have to literally be right next to them and the stealth has long enough cooldown that it can't be used as escape and initiate.

>>182602421
You pop out of a bush and bodyblock them with your mirror images, hopefully with the assistance of an ally.

More often though, you don't, because as Samuro your job is to be the eternal jungler because he was hit so badly with the nerf bat that's literally all he's good for.

Is Murky the most anti tilting hero ever?

>>182602421
You stealth, wait until it has around 5 seconds left and do images plus two crits

>mastery taunt effects top at level 75
Where's my level 100 taunt effect?

>>182602421
>samuro
>pvp
Go invade their mercs and/or take a structure.

>>182602583
Yeah, along with Abathur, Nunu and Singed.

>>182602583
What does that even mean?

>>182602421
He's an ambusher, not a teamfighter. You jump niggers that can't fight you and you win.

>tfw lurking arm bugs out and just makes you walk to the location you tried to cast at

>>182603121
sweepstakes emails are going out for the last week, check your emails my dudes

>get 50 chests
>6 legends
>all dupes

>>182597679
dumbass kid, they cant hurt you!

>everyone said stukov would be op as fuck
>he has the lowest win rate of all healers
?

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>>182604189
>bronzies vs nova

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>>182603957
>Nothing for the second week in a row

>>182598270
>huge autoattack damage nerf even though it's the only self defense he has, just because tracer/genji mains are going to whine about it
nah
maybe slower, but I don't think the whole BIG MEATY ATTACK gimmick will get nerfed

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>>182604189
THATS WHAT YOU THINK SHITHEAD.

>>182604401
I like him even more because of that. All those faggots who picked him because they thought he was supposed to be OP will be gone and I will play my Vice Admiral UED be hailed in peace

Also his W is so damn hard to land compared to his (and not only his other spells) and the sole purpose of his W is the slow, the damage is almost nonexistant, they should make it better, doesn't sounds like virus, it should be something like Living bomb

>tfw your team of shitters compare your stats to the enemy abathurs stats
>they don't understand you can't do shit as abathur if your team is literal shitters

I fucking swear, each time you play TLV in Quickmeme, you're guaranteed to get a nova on the enemy team that is relentelss at chasing you, or an illidan

>>182604401
P-people just haven't figured him out yet! Although I think malth started out around 50% and just kept climbing.

>>182605057
Malth was pretty bad and he just went up, even after they gave him a small nerf he just kept climbing up.

I'll wait for buffs before levelling him to five, screw it.

>>182602627
Something special about five seconds?

>>182603121
With these QM comps, I can't even think of someone who can't fight me. I say that despite having been bullied by loads of samuros in QM because I'm trash.

But yeah, any AOE or silence or blind or root. I don't know.

>just got my 4th bikini stitches
>0 other summer skins

reeeeeeeeeeee

>>182605215
>tfw have 2-3 tints of each skin including the legendary one but don't play any of the heroes and have better skins for each of them anyway

They really should let us trade shit we don't want for shards.

>lose a game
>send a message to someone telling him only shitbag nerds play nova
>he can't message me cause i turned it off
>he invites me to a party
uh oh, wut do i do?

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>>182605928
>actually messaging people post game to be a salty ballsack

>>182606002
i am a salty ballsack, so what.

>>182606002
Not only that but being butthurt about fucking Nova.

>>182605928
I've gotten salty and talked a lot of shit in chat but how salty do you have to be to go through the effort of whispering someone after a game?

>>182606291
not much, tbqh.

>>182606243
I usually pick someone out and shit talk them regardless if they beat me or not, which isn't often, actually, I just do it because I'm insecure and an asshole.

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when the blizzjew is merciful

What's up with some people sending friend requests after lost games?

>>182606647
where do you check this

What is the best surfboard mount? I decided to craft one.

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>>182604490
didnt shoo the blizz jew hard enough

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>>182587547
>Metzen is a shit artist as much as he's a shit writer

>>182599272
cor blimey what artist is that

>>182607187
Who didn't know this?

>YFW Hybrid gets a proper character AND Skins for Diablo and Angels

>>182604676
Abathur is literally the least team dependant hero ingame, at least stat wise.

>play 8 games
>win one
Abathur buffs in QM when? Can I have an ulti that spawns a hero of my choosing instead of a murky?

>>182605928
>whispering people
>being too much of a pussy to let them whisper back
Get out

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>>182608254
lol, no. it pisses off nerds like you. i enjoy rattling you and you can't do shit about it. do i really have to listen to your unoriginal "u mad" faggoty bullshit when I want to talk shit to you?

>>182608207
Go shield build 1 and 4. You do far more healing than anything you get matched up against.

>literal bots playing QM
When will Blizzard ban these botters?

>>182608441
You don't accept whispers back because you know your argument skills are pathetic and everyone will call you out for sucking.

>>182608565
I never suck, even when I lose, it's really just my team. I'm an asshole and can't stand losing, so I put it on someone that did well on the other team. Sue me.

>>182608492
Not when the shitters in your team keep going in 1v3 and dying instantly

>>182608541
that would require spending their shekels to hire gms so never

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>>182608629
You sound like a huge faggot.

>>182608565
>>182608629
And tbqh, most people I talk shit to can't come up with anything other than "u mad lol", or something equivalent. Honestly, you fucking newfags suck at talking shit, and it bores me. This generation, I swear, has no fucking stomach for throwing it back and forth. They lower themselves to memes and that's it.

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The first legendary I get since the start of sun's out with constant playing is a shitty non-event mount that i'll never use

A nice way to compliment the qm I just had with level 30's who never went to the objective on ToD

>>182608815
Thanks. I'm quite proud of it. I'm actually kind of surprised I haven't been banned yet. Riot Games may be gay as fuck, but they caught be early. Blizzard must only care about the money, which I fork over quite a bit because I'm white, have a job, and make all kinds of dosh.

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>Play QM with friends
>Teams are heavily unbalanced
>Friends screams about not being able to carry
>Tell them it would help to not go twin blade
>They say its op while constantly dying

I mean it doesn't help we get an aba while they get stukov/medic, but there are definitely a lot of things that could have been improved.

>>182608629
>>182608819
Let's see your rank, shitter.
>calling people newfags when you came here two years ago

t. Grandmaster oldfag

>>182609549
Maybe you shouldn't be friends with 15 year olds.

>>182609594
They are 30 years old with kids. Still age doesn't really matter to act like a child.

>>182609586
hold on, lemme find a pic of grandmaster on the internet.

So on Zeratul, every guide recommends Seeker in the Dark or Wormhole on level 7, but I've found far more success with a second charge of Blink than either of those. Wormhole seems like it can be useful, but you only have 2 seconds. And I've never really had trouble sticking to someone so what do I need Seeker for?

>Stukov complains that we aren't pinging around the map, and instead of looking at the mini map, runs off and dies
>We are winning an almost landslide and he bitches and complains and just pushes a lane for the rest of the match and provides nothing but feeding.
I can understand a losing game, but why throw a perfectly good one?

>>182610045
>not even attempting to lie
I applaud your honor, if not your bronze 5 skill.

>>182610189
Both provide you a second teleport without making your primary teleport have double the cooldown.
Seeker is preferred due to also giving you movement speed, letting you jump forward twice, synergy with 16, and letting you use it independently. Wormhole is notable for not caring about minions or heroes between you and your target, and being easier to use, but it's strictly inferior, since if you're playing Zeratul you should be slightly competent at least.

>>182610197
I'm gold, actually. I should be Platinum, but I refused to play a good hero for a dozen games to make a point and it dropped me a fuck ton during placement.

>>182610468
>good
>throwing ranked games on purpose
Pick one
Not to mention
>any hero bad in this game below diamond

>>182610532
Why just one?

>>182610624
Since to be good means wanting to win above all else. You obviously don't.

when does this piece of shit event end?

>>182610468
>I refused to play a good hero for a dozen games to make a point
Okay.

>Gold
>hero viability
hm

>>182610748
In like two weeks.

>>182610680
lol, how does it feel to be a autistic virgin?

>>182610748
"""""event"""""

>some cosmetics and one summer-themed brawl that lasted a week

>>182610792
thanks

>>182610794
>dude these fucking newfags can't insult for shit
>autistic virgin

Settle down cucklord, you played yourself.

>>182610760
>>182611206
All you niggers are the same, it's not even amusing anymore. I wonder how many of you talk to yourselves over and over in this general like you're a bunch of fucking badasses and everyone else in this game is shit. I bet there are some srs pros here.

>>182611446
Global Rules
2. You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

>>182611206
>gets called out for being memelords
>responds by being a memelord
Holy shit.

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>>182610794
>autistic virgin

>>182611446
I do believe that you have lost your "cool", friend.

>>182611912
Nah. I only come here to knot your panties. You pussies are too easy.

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>>182610851
Hey, the free lootboxes aren't bad.

>>182612016
>merely
>pretending

>>182612141
Too bad you can't prove otherwise.

>>182612202
>get called out for being gold
>fuck you autistic virgin niggers
>wtf im not mad I was just baiting

Like, there's nothing wrong with being Gold.

>>182612359
Never said there was, tbqh. I'm there because I did it to myself.

>>182612141
>free lootboxes
>implying

I ain't got shit.

>>182605215

i have 1 barabulge tychus but also 4 bikini stiches. i swear they're doing it on purpose.

>Want stukov bad.
>Have 45k gold.
>But still waiting for Kel' Thuzad.

Should I do it /hotsg/?