/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

what happen to the last thread?

>>182279993
pokemon porn raid

>>182279993
pokemon raid, shilling their discord

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>>182279993
archived instantly

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Uuh... What the hell happened?

Is not like I got banned or anything.

>>182279993
rogue janitor

>>182280102

Aah... I thought it was my fault.

Is this the power of Pyro mains?

>>182279908
delet the blog post from the OP it's like 3 months old

>>182280102
god damn i thought this shit was contained to /vp/ at 4 am. if mods don't ban him after this then i don't know what's going to happen.

>>182280502
its the only relevant thing thats happened in six months

>>182280574
at least remove the ''NEW!!'' from it

previous thread meme count: 6

important
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g3l1H7WrRo

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>>182279908

>(embed) (embed)

>>182280968
c-c-combo

Is the Phlog an acceptable choice, ever

>>182280897
LE EPECK DEFORMED GEE-MAWD FACES SO FUNNI AND RANDUMB!!! XDD

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Well that sucked.

>>182281209
it's fun in pubs

>>182281384
My nigga
>All the salt farmed from using the Phlogistinator

Would combining the Mantreads and Gunboats be a horrible idea?

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Fucking degenerates

How about that Team Fortress 2? Post Medics for the 139nd time

>EU tf2
>connect 87.98.254.85:27015
Thanks for getting my hopes up

>>182281648
While you're at it, combine the conch, battalion, buff banner and base jumper too, and reduce their charge requirement.

>>182281825
>Unusuals
0/10

>>182281648
yes because the gunboats are already viable
this is like the opposite of what they did with the pickaxes

How about we post the face of TF2, the heavy weapons man?

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some of the pics posted in the raid were actually really cute and hot tbhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

there i said it

>>182281825
medic from tf2 yes

>>182282124
>Poor

Haha

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>>182282341
got you senpai

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MeeM

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POTT

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>>182281825

I've seen no point in updating the cosmetics in like forever, he looks perfect like this.

looks like pyro mains raided /vg/ haha
am I right, guys?

See this is why I hate people not replying to posts. How am I supposed to hide all your trashy loadouts with one click? Jokes aside, I really don't understand why you can't reply to the thing you're responding to.

reminder flamethrower is a better damage hose than minigun if two or more enemies are close together

>>182282527
>He doesn't like unusuals so he's poor
ebin argument

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dude pottis lmao

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>>182281825

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Fashion Police here
You're all under arrest unless you can show me a good Spy loadout

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>>182284318
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPERS

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>>182284318
Lock me up and throw away the key

>>182284469
We get it, you vape/10
>>182284613
Consider switching the spats out for something else

>>182284789
>Dapper Disguise
10 years minimum sentence

>>182284789
Dapper disguise would be 10x better if you could dye the metal bits so they could look like a bit of chin hair and sideburns. But I like it.

>>182284798
>something else
such as

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>>182284318

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>team full of people with purple badges
>they don't even show up at mid and get rolled one by one because they can't even move as a unit at the easiest point in time

>>182285143
>team coordination in team fortress 2
what are you, crazy?

>>182285018
I'm not sure, loadout.tf doesn't seem to be working for me right now, but I'm sure there's something that'd be a better fit

>>182285018
Not that anon, but have you tried the brogues? Spats seem a little formal, although I do like them in that loadout.

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>>182280102
>how do I take screenshots

>>182285563
It's a meme, like the other tabs, you dip

>>182285678
nah

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>>182285563
Welcome to 4chan

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>>182284318
Right here, sir

>>182285457
the brogues look like clown shoes honestly. it just doesn't feel right. spy has no pants options besides the fucking sweat pants, and the only other option for shoes are the flashdance footies which also don't fit with the outfit. none of the pins or badges really work either. i think the spats are my best option until we get better spy cosmetics. they're groovy enough to fit with the rest of the outfit for the time being.

>>182286124
You could dye the sweats black/after eight (don't remember which) to hide the stripe and just make them look like nice black pants, but I agree with you.

>>182282252
whats your problem with SKILLSTICK

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>>182284318

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>>182284318

>>182286446
>stock watch
damn where'd you find that?

>>182280552
He's been doing this literally for years
He also uses a botnet making it nigh-impossible to ban him

>>182286651
ebin

>>182286246
after eight makes it look better i guess, but they still look so out of place, it's like this fancy dress shirt and then a pair of normal black slacks. and the texture on them is inconsistent with everything else you're wearing, it's mind boggling why it's even available on spy.

>not purposely going kamikaze and attempting 1v5s because when pressure is on there's no time to stress and you go autopilot and FRAG deep

>who are you quoting

>reapplying to a poster in twenty-seven jeans

often when I play I get too focused and forget to blink
then my eyes hurt

often when i play i forget to breathe and die of asphyxiation

often when i play i tear the skin

mmmMMMMMMMMMMMmmm

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>>182284469
>>182284798
I wish there was a stealth suit for Spy so I could make a full Solid Snake set

>how i learned to stop scaring and started loving the Lack of Updates
Hope the annual major fuckup doesnt even happen T B H

Ditto

i will never stop scaring
BOO

>>182288862
GAH

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>>182288862
AWOO!

[peals of thunder]

There is a skeleton right behind you!

It's quarter to eight on a Monday night.
Do YOU know where your update is?

nowhere lol

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>OVER ONE YEAR SINCE THE LAST BALANCE/CONTENT UPDATE
>NEARLY ONE YEAR SINCE PYRO WON THE WAR
>STILL NO UPDATE IN SIGHT
lmao it's over
there's no way they can pull this off
how will compfags and valvedrones ever recover?

who

Me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g3l1H7WrRo

>>182293246
>2 or 3 years since the last actual new weapons were released

>>182294710
only shitters with no foresight want new weapons

>>182294850
good post I read it

give demo a new demoknight sord that kILLS people very hard

>>182295018
you know the eyelander and zatoichi exist right

haha what

give demoman an sword that explodes

make the caber throwable and have a recharge on it

give demoman a gun that shoots explosive swords

engineer set - professor almondbutter's fortress of teams

primary - amygdalus amalgamator
+for each pellet hit: embed 1 almond in the enemy for 10 seconds.
+20% bullets per shot
-15% damage penalty
-no random critical hits

secondary - almondine autogun
+on hit: activate 1 dormant almond embedded in the enemy. activated almonds explode for a flat 25 damage in addition to bullet damage. explosion radius is equal to direct hit, in that it's 70% smaller against enemies but identical to stock rocket radius against self. explosion inflicts 12 self damage if enemy is nearby and has some knockback.
+15% faster firing speed
+50% faster reload time
-20% damage penalty
-82% max secondary reserve ammo on wearer
-no random critical hits

Randy "I'm With Her" Pitchford get the fuck out of this thread

give demoman a weapon that makes him the most powerful and versatile class in the game

hehhe le ebin memelands reference :L

>>182295545
>grenades explode on contact with surface
>grenades have falloff
>no arc
>slower firing rate and travel time

god damn the rocket launcher sucks holy shit

>>182295745
this but unironically

Give demo a glock

Wow I'm astonished by the amount of esoteric funposting rampant in this general

how do we make soldier more than just a worse demoman

how do we make the demoman not the best class in the game

make the rocket launcher hitscan

>>182296198
try unequipping the gunboats

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>>182295517
This activates my almonds.

i have been awake for 24 hours and am taking a shit at an outlet mall

post tf2 memes

pootis

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I am incapable of shitting anywhere other then my house due to the very specific needs that need to be met. As such, I semi regularly go days at a time without shitting

give demo a shotgun

make short circuit's primary fire shoot 20 times per second, deal 6-7 damage per hit and consume 2 metal per shot so i can pretend to be a pyro when i play sentry man

give every class in the game a "thanks pally" line

give pyro an ice revolver

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>>182296671
Cool

>>182297202
this is alberto del rio's loadout

>>182296861
give all classes an alt weapon that mimics another class' weapon from the same slot

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>>182296671
I've got the same thing but with farting. I cannot fart in public, even if my stomach's about to give out on me, due to previous humiliation from gambling on a fart being quiet when it ended up being hilariously loud.

give soldier long bombs away

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>>182297565
>>182297202

I can do some of these now if people feel like, post your loadouts.

>>182298502
no one is interested in you farting on their loadouts.

>>182298502
can you draw my waifu

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>>182298502
Don't you dare meme my loadout

>>182296917
"Thanks Pally" is the biggest meme within my circle of 5 online friends.

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>>182298621

I'm busy with a commission, so unless your waifu is Mawile, then no.

>>182298502
if you really want you can get spicy with mine
>>182283702
>>182286082

oh
;-;

>>182298502
Do me
>>182284318

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>>182298502
Go ahead

niggaro copters `

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>get put into a match with Mr. Paladin
>try to ignore him and his bumbling and frag
>pyro almost messes me up with a flare combo, but our Med hits me with an arrow in time
>z2
>"Thanks Pally"
>Mr. Paladin, who was missing Ambassador shots behind us, thought I was thanking him
>mfw he makes passive aggressive comments about needing to carry me and the medic in one of his videos

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>>182298502
My dog heard the door creak and freaked out and now he keeps pacing around the house looking for whatever did that. Textless posts are bad so there you go

nice try mrpaladin im not watching your shit

Would it be bad if you could rocket jump from spawn to 2nd point on a payload map with just 2 rockets or 2 stickies.

>>182299338
you can stickyjump from spawn to almost third on badwater but i dont see your point

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>>182298656

:)

>>182299463
>kings
>not kangz
0/10

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meme me up

>>182299463
>not kangz
>shiet and not shieeeeet
it's ok, at least you tried :)

>>182298502
>Decide to check out the TF2 general for the first time in years
>The dude who draws TG comics is here
Huh. Small world.

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>>182299614
>>182299673

What picky assholes

>>182299450
In one jump?

>>182299953
bretty good, thanks pally

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>>182298502
Let see

Who the gosh darn heck is paladin

post raffles

>>182283702
>>182286082
>>182298756

I've been looking at these for some minutes but I really don't know what to do with them.

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>>182298502

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>>182299015

>>182300565
Thank you based meme edits man, I will definitely be using this.

>man
:x

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>>182300370
here's my pyro instead

ecks dee

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>>182284318
Evening, officer

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>>182299267

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meme please

>>182300682
Mentalcrash is far from the one/only person to do meme loadout edits.

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>>182301396

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>>182298502
I do not take this game seriously

>>182300565
>check em
>one off

fukkin newfigs i swear

>>182299634

Shit I don't know, I've been looking at yours as well for some minutes and I don't know what to do with it.

>>182299729

Oh, I've been visiting /tf2g/ for years, I just happen to drop off for months or a whole year then pop up again.

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>>182301535
lol

someone post the unusual tier list

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Meme me up, scotty.

>>182301396
Thanks for that mann

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>>182300115

>>182302627
pretty accurate desu, thanks

>>182299082
Paladin is utter dogshit. You can unironically see the difference between Stabby and him. It's night and day

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>>182299634
>>182302073
Here you have a shitty edit

>stabby
>the same person who is throwing a shitfit for the not-yet-implemented amby nerf and saying he will leave tf2 forever despite already having said that before

yes, who is notably better than Mr "the DDR is fine stop whining" Paladin

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>>182300792

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>>182301535

SOMEONE POST THE UNUSUAL CHART

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>>182302483

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>>182301667

who does these days?

>>182304298
hmm, okay okay. i wanna trade my steaming hat for something better.

>>182303619
thanks pally

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>>182302506

I guess that's enough of these for now.

How do i start enjoying this game agaim?

>>182306625
Don't focus on winning/losing, just mess around with whatever loadouts sound fun.

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R8 Hoovy
Also meme me up.

>start to play around with tf2 settings, try enabling dsr since I have a gtx 1080 and tf2 should be able to handle it
>game immediately shits the bed
>stops every couple of seconds and plays the last few seconds of sound on loop
>okay, turn off dsr
>problem is still there
>fervently revert every setting I can think of and verify the integrity of the game's files
>problem is still there

That's what I get for trying to make tf2 look better I guess.
Anyone have any ideas of what I can do? The game worked fine until I meddled with it's settings.

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>join pl_borneo casual match
>assigned to red team
>playing demoman
>blu captures first 2 points
>half of the blu team dies
>i move up and begin spawn camping with my stickybomb launcher
>dominate a sniper by spawncamping
>"I HATE YOU CAMPERS! EVERYBODY BLOODY HATES YOU!!!"

>>182306625
If you come back, play it and don't like it, nothing is going to change that. If you try to force yourself to like something, it's very likely you will dislike it more than you already do. Sometimes you just have to move on.

>>182306625
You don't

>>182306714
is there really not a better terror watt unusual you can afford besides a dread knot

cant wait for geel to buy the tf2 wiki

cant wait for the tenth class

>>182306714
Really like the Shadowrun Hong Kong style

>>182308447

>inb4 the 10th class is donald trump armed with a big wall and the nessies nine iron

medic primary - super nailgun
+10% damage bonus
+25% maximum damage ramp-up (120%→150%)
+80% reduced projectile arc
+No random projectile deviation
+No reload necessary
+No damage falloff
-Wearer cannot use Übercharge

>>182308826
i swear to god there's a robot out there that just takes the most trending memes and crams them together into thoughtless posts like this

robot please go

There is this guy who has been lying about his mother having something called ALS just for votes on the workshop as well as free stuff. He has recently changed it to her being dead to rake in more pity. The whole thing is bullshit. Here is the workshop item in question. http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=869553192

It is completely disgusting and underhanded. I am very positive that this guy is fake. A lot of people have called him out for it, and he deletes the comments and blocks them. As well as having a VAC ban, the whole thing is just fishy. Not to mention he has a history of stealing models from different games and uploading them to the TF2 workshop, claiming he has made them. When it's brought up that he's a fraud, he plays a "be nice, I have depression and autism" card. And that is just downright despicable. That is also how he has gotten people to work on his "concepts" for TF2 items, play the pity card and lie. http://steamcommunity.com/id/lordvipes/myworkshopfiles/?appid=440&sort=score&browsefilter=myfiles&view=imagewall Notice how not one of them he has done anything other than "concept". I have talked to a few and from what I have heard he is horrible to work with and does pressure you and play victim until you make something of his. Here are some of them. http://imgur.com/a/pI6LH http://imgur.com/a/WmKzP

But the rabbit hole does not stop there. He steals ideas from others and redraws them. From other people's concepts to already existing workshop items, you name it he stole it. I'm even positive some are very recognizable. For example the item he is trying to get pity votes on is actually a stolen idea. From a terrible quality submission, but stolen nontheless. http://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=502980307 Yes, the quality on Ryuga_knight's items are questionable at best, but theft is theft no matter how you slice it.

>>182309891
not going to read all that
saw something about a mother, assumed it's some vipes shit
don't care, fuck off

>>182309891
very informative, let me have your steam profile so that i can help you out

>>182309891
0/10 Stephen Hawking

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OPINION: Sticky jumper is what demoknight should have been; it's much better skill-indexed, doesn't discourage teamwork and doing objectives like demoknight does and is all around great fun while still being a powerfully viable loadout.

Even after all the nerfs, it's still borderline imba. I kind of want them to remove being able to capture points/carts even though I use it to carry pubs I had no business winning on a semi-regular basis.

>>182311124
>doesn't discourage teamwork and doing objectives like demoknight does

> I kind of want them to remove being able to capture points/carts


made me think..

>>182311124
Demoknight and sticky jumper are equally detrimental to the game

>high on energy drink
>fragging while jumping like a retard
>salty soldier main with unusual and strange professional killstreak killed me once
>"you're not even good anyway"
>despite losing 2 times
>next match he dueled me
>went 10-1 and rage quit after making passive aggressive about why I still got bronze duel badge
Why are soldier mains's ego so fragile?

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>>182306714

Better late than never I guess.

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>>182311707
>Be medic, in the final push
>Sticky-spammer demo insists I give him uber
>no
>Uber another, better demo, we almost cap but get fucked
>Sticky-spammer insists I uber him again when I'm ready for another pop
>Uber a heavy instead, the two of us cap
>While we're wrecking house and winning the game, sticky-spammer announces snidely that it's astonishing how he hasn't gotten uber twice
>sick of his shit, I tell him "It's okay, we won anyway, you're not as important to the team as you think you are"
>Leave as he starts boasting about p o i n t s (he was second, you guys!) and about how much of an idiot I am

>>182311651
But in different and very important ways. Demoknight is a millstone of a loadout as well as being a retard magnet of the highest caliber while Demojumper straight breaks some maps.

I'd much rather deal with sticky jumpers than have to carry yet another fucking retard charging into sentries multiple times.

>>182311707
>some twelvie scout sees my festive mackerel
>challenges me to a fish only duel
>accept
>never lose once, honorable fish duel only
>first duel win in like a year and a half probably
i forgot duels were in the game honestly

>>182312237
>sticky spam
man i know, i got hit with some pill spam yesterday
and bullet spam
and flame spam
and melee spam
xd

>>182312634
good post I read it

xd inteligent comet

>>182309891
if this was anything other than kamen rider related, i'd side with you

sorry dude, he's got a vote

>>182309027
yes please

>>182312824
>Wanting more horrible, clashing cosmetics to the game

shoo now

>>182312824
What does it being kamen rider have to do with anything?

>>182313667
after banana and many new unusual effects, the art style is dead

also >implying goofy tokusatsu doesn't fit with TF2's art style

>>182313673
i like kamen rider

>>182312237
who was first? hopefully one of the people you ubered

>>182314154
me actually

>>182314240
then you should have ubered him

what the fuck does "sticky spamming" even mean

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mages lfg, know minor healing spells.

>>182316416
>minor healing

kek have fun in ugc magick school fag

Where we ESEA WATER SPELL NIGGAS AT

>>182316664
>water
>not glorious lightning
stun game crazy

>>182311124
They should add mini crit and crits to jumps.

>>182318348
>crit jumps make to fly thirty feet up into the air with no explosives required.
Somebody plz drawn this it would be very epix plzzzzzzz

You should play more lobbies, Anon!

>>182305403
very nice.

>>182318720
>tfw never played a lobby because scared
haha yeah

>>182318720
theres no lobbies in sa and our mixes community is a tight circlejerk

if i had the opportunity i would play on them but lol

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Why do these kind of people play MvM?

>can you leave so I can play with my friend

This always makes me mad and I don't know why.

Why are skial servers so consistently terrible? I can't remember a single match in years that wasn't horribly unbalanced.

>>182320948
just play in na league like all the other brs do

>>182321756
>play mvm once
>wtf u suck

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>>182322065
thats what i did for a couple comp seasons with joke tf2g teams and a couple lobbies too
150 ping isnt my thing anymore, i get 3 ping to local valve servers im spoiled now

>>182322042
>24/7 servers
Ha Ha
>Skial
OH WOW

Have fun being stuck on the team with figuratively no other real humans, and then when all of the JoeGreyBadges disappear and are replaced with bots you get teamed up with literally no other real humans.

>>182322469
>playing tf2 casually
why even bother

>>182322593
pubstomping is fun
breaking premades is fun

>>182322704
Breaking your own premade after autobalance of offered: Priceless

>>182322836
is offered, wow.

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>>182322836
never happened with me shrug
me and my lad wreck face

>want a fancy hat
>cant justify spending more than $40 realbux on one
>dont want a dinky one cus if it sucks why even bother
>trading is deader than its ever been
man, this sucks

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>>182323369
If there's nothing that really interests you it probably is best to stay out of it. Stormy Storm and Blizzardy Storm are relatively cheap and good looking though.

>>182323369
don't spend more than $40 then. get a decent miami nights hat and be done with it.

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>>182299082
>>182302813
Paladin is a pub Spy, Stabby grew out of it long time ago.

>>182311124
Demoknight is an alternative Engi-pet after Pyro. They're designed to feed and repel Spy and incoming Medics from Sentry nests.
It's not borderline imba, they can get shut down if they ever overextend. Any Heavy or enemy Sentry makes them twiddle thumbs at the behind line.

>>182311651
i disagree, demoknight has ruined more games for more players than sticky jumper ever has or will

>>182325163
this but the opposite because i'm not a baiting retard

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>>182311124
>tfw sticky jumper main in pubs

Fuuuuck it's so good

>>182325457
are you seriously trying to claim sticky jumper is more popular than demoknight in pubs, where most of the playerbase resides

Good morning lads. Who wants to queue???

>>182326819
eu or na?

>>182326839
eu

>>182326891
damn, I'm na

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>>182327002
: (

9th page

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Is it bad to play at 4:3 bros? I went from playing 16:9, to 16:10 and currently testing 4:3.

>>182329257
Personal preference

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>>182299082
Spy mains can't ever appear threatening, they're all too cutesy

>>182330908
>two invisible spies bump into each other and awkwardly go about their business like it never happened
>spy misses 4 stabs in a row and finally gets someone before looking around to make sure nobody saw him miss
>dead ringer spy jumps off a balcony and his ragdoll faceplants into the ground
>spycrabs
if i didn't hate the ones that pissed me off and pestered me so much i'd think spies are adorable

>>182321756
just had a guy start the match going "hf " about 12 times then "xD" and i assumed it was going to be a spinbot, he ended up spending every round raging about his team while bottom of the scoreboard

probably the kind of guy who only goes have fun/good luck at the start of a match to get """"karma"""" before shitting everything up

I can't believe half left is FUCKING dead!

how is he KILL

>don't want to give valve money
>don't want to give geel money
how do I buy shit for tf2

>>182285563
how new

>>182334338
paypal and people who sell paypal / btc

>>182334338
Give BasedViva money and buy his Keys through Paypal

Hell, buy his Aussie RL and C9 Cotton Head

>>182334742
>C9 Cotton Head
Why buy it from you and not from that other anon instead

>>182335815
Cause it was unboxed by BasedViva. A legend

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>tfw spend more time and money on Team fortress 2 rather than making myself fit and more handsome inrl.

Truly blessed, r-right fellas?

Except BasedViva prolly has about 10 hours of TF2 and spent $30 on Team Fortress 2 in the year 2017

i fucking want the update NOW where is it valve???

It's going to happen today, screencap this

>>182336132
ok. However if it doesn't happen you owe me a hat.

tf2 is for casuals

your FACE is for casuals

>no irl friends
>great internet friends
>suddenly realize that in 5 years time most of them will have moved on and I will still even sad and lonelier than before

s-shit

>>182322149
>play mvm
>miss $5
>get kicked

where are the rafaels

where are the balance changes

never ever

post those rocket men.

>>182338440
sooner

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>>182339405

>>182338440
>5 years

top kek try 2 years or less

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>>182339405

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Usually don't play the objective and only ab projectiles but this was pretty fun.

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>>182340382

>>182340468
>Auto balance.

After playing in the mess that is Valve mm, I *nearly* forgot this was still a thing.

>>182340382
>>182340468
>Demoman takes out sentry nest on goldrush.webm

>>182340382
>>182340468
Why would you play on the worse map in the game against bots

>>182340382
>>182340468
What is impressive about this

Every time I play 2fort, I immediately spawn camp them the entire game because of how bad the players are and how shit the map is designed

>>182340468
Hahaha, bring back autobalance, am I right?

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>>182341050
>>182342415
h-hahaha
ha

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>>182342876
>he dies

Kek you have nearly unlimited mobility with the sticky jumper, but you decide to jump directly in front of the sentries

Is this the power of a pubstomper that I always hear about?

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>>182339405

is tf2g still filled with bad players that think they're good

I don't think I'm good. I know I'm the best

>>182345271
you're here, so that's at least one

Not me
I know i'm not good
but i'll try damnit! I'll become a bick dick fragger if it takes the rest of my life!

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not the best lookin' am I right, fellas?

The iron bomber isn't a crutch, and anybody who thinks otherwise is a shitter.

>>182329257
i knew there was an fov difference but is it really that big? and does 16:10 offer wider fov than 16:9? I play 4:3 stretched (most 16:9 dont fit my monitor) and its pretty comfy. I think as long as you use sound and turn around frequently enough it should mitigate the downsides.

>>182345884
pinto is an ultra cringelord

>>182345271
try me on for size lil buddy, i got a bronze dueling badge and ill show you why

pinto would frag you into next week you bottomfragger

>>182346424
stfu vgr

>>182346424

t. pinto

>>182346474
sorry

>>182346424
who?

>>182347030
some memer that plays in pugs with us and is trash and for some reason everyone thinks hes good

>they don't have a hale's own
what's your excuse

>>182347959

Continuously dropped the game over the year, selling most of my items, so my stranges resetted several times, these days also I only think I'd get my SBL and Scattergun to Hale's Own.

>>182347959
Strange weapons are so 2013

Because i can't be bothered

>>182347959
kept selling my strange weapons to buy other things i wanted at the time

Because i don't stick to a single weapon, i use what i consider most effective or most fun at the times
Also after face melting the notifications are slow to come, and that's no fun

*one shots scout with direct hit shot*

OOOhh yes! yes i cumm! I cum BIG! BIG CUMS YES! VERY GOOD!

>>182348571
you
i like you

>>182347959
Have't taken the ten minutes to farm one on a strange server because strange kill count means nothing.

So wait when is the update coming out?

>>182349213
>update

Every time you dummies ask for the update the pony tranny pushes it back another day.

>>182349213
probably august in all honesty

>>182349286
then I will buy the horsefucker show and delay the new episodes until the update drops

>>182349213
October. The submissions aren't even closed yet. Give it like two weeks after the close

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>>182345538
>this faggot is in /gtag/ too

>>182350714
he can be nowhere if you filter him

>>182350937
Yeah, people are pretty stupid when it comes to not seeing my posts. They must love suffering. Poor bastards

My favorite class is the Medic. How are you spending your mornings, tf2g? I'm using mine to touch up some shenanigans in the ClientSceme files of my RaysHUD

>>182350714
At least he actually plays that game

Hey now. I still play TF2. The last few times I did, I had fun and it was constantly full servers. If it stays that way, I might play more

>>182353098
you get into full servers, you just have to re-queue after every match

Yeah, that is pretty stupid. I miss the old days

blame it on redditors throwing shit about wanting to play multiple rounds with the same people

calling it now
>Update falls mid August
>70% casual focused and 30% competitive
>Pyro is changed for the better but still not fixed
>new pyro weapons will try to "Reinvent pyro meta", will either be amazing or fucking awful, no inbetween
>primary will be bizzare, secondary will be useless, melee will be gimmicky
>update fixes a lot of broken items but completely ignores others
>ELO system doesn't make matchmaking any better and it will die after several weeks
>The new map is above average fun wise
>community maps will be gaudy and artstyle breaking
>Some 6's maps are chucked into the competitive rotation
>Some fucking retarded map choices are added to comp mode
>case with shitty hats in it which are 90% shit
>new cases with awful weapon skins
>new weapon unusuals
>"choose your own adventure" is just a choice between which class (of 2 classes) you want the next contract to be
>contracts will involve use of gimmicky weapons
>2 page comic for the update
>10 minute mildly entertaining SFM, something fun but not nearly as good as expiration date
>1 year wait until the heavy update
>dumb hats introduced for 10 year aniversary and no legacy servers

>>182355996
>will either be amazing or fucking awful, no inbetween
We're getting fun gimmick or shit weapons.
Nothing amazing.

>>182355996
>2 page comic for the update
now youre just being cynical to be cynical

also force a nature and huntsman will be left untouched yet again despite being the flagship weapons of their respective class updates that are all around awful at what they're supposed to do

>>182357831
>awful at what they're supposed to do
what is the force a nature supposed to do

>>182358340
KILL

>>182324746
He's a bad pub spy.