Spessmen on a Space Station - SS13 - /ss13g/

>>182279862
Gas all vox!

I made the other thread at the exact same time lel

Second for B L O B

>the shit thread survives
>the thread with the good OP is deleted

Just like our server, drawing in shitters and closing out anything decent

peanus weanus

>>182280228
Don't be a negative nancy

ded?

>>182280228
>drawing in shitters
>souhei just got banned

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*blocks your path*
This is your antagonist for the shift, name 3 robots that can defeat him + what type of robot they are.

>>182280415
Did i miss it? is "hopcurity every round" banned?

>>182280331
Queen of Venus

>>182280535
three service robots

>>182280548
Check the banpage, top result.

>>182273695
It was Daniel Fucking Dredd too. Like, oh my god dude really?

It's such an unskilled crew it's sickening.

>>182280535
Glitch, a Morbot
Krunk, a mechanic bot
Zobby, the robo canine

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>>182280535

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>>182280548
We free

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what the fuck was his problem /vg/?

>anonymous shitposting can get someone banned for not even breaking any rules
cool

I think we recovered from that mess quite well. Why was the shuttle called? We restored power and air in science and there were no xenos aboard last i checked.

>>182281331
shitposting is bannable though.

>>182281331
wouldn't be banned if the logs weren't solid and concrete

>>182281497
and what did the logs say?

>>182281119
I never get chink games.
>have to defeat legions of evil robots
>weapon of choice is a fucking katana
>not even a mallet, a bucket of water, or some other practical shit
>a fucking katana, every time

>>182281568
They play purely to piss others off and abandon their duties to do other shit

>>182281568
they said to ask NASA

>>182281663
What did NASA say?

>get to abuse a tranny and shoot wizzies and xeno's in one shift

nice

>>182281585
androids are idiots

>>182280946
>P E R M A N E N T
>by mrpain12
Damn how the fuck did i miss this, last i went to the forum it was "nuke defending him by any means"

>>182281661
Worse, they bitch at others about THEIR jobs

Can you imagine any other CMO screaming at security and telling them how to manage a prisoner?

>>182281585
because nothing makes sense, and katanas are cool

>>182281331
>not even breaking any rules
OwO whats this?
>1. Don't be a dick. We're all here to have fun, and if you're deliberately ruining other people's fun that's a problem. Unless you're an antagonist, then it's sorta your job to be a dick. Try to be a fun jerk though.

>>182281806
they told pain to ban Elon so he can go back to funding their space launches.

>>182281585
Most of the androids do use conventional weapons and vehicles though, and the pods use lasers/missiles/machine guns. It's only YoRHa that specifically uses stuff like swords, and they use them more like magnetic projectiles than melee weapons.

>>182281857
big chikun came along and talked to pain about it, nuke is an irrelevant autismo

>>182281910
Coupled with rule 0 and 7

>>182281568
>[03:17:05]SAY: Souhei Saikawa/Elon Musk/(Souhei Saikawa) (@252,250,1) Deadsay: cries, "I just do whatever I feel like to do"
>[03:17:55]SAY: Souhei Saikawa/Elon Musk/(Souhei Saikawa) (@252,250,1) Deadsay: cries, "I'm not looking for friends"
>[03:17:59]SAY: Souhei Saikawa/Elon Musk/(Souhei Saikawa) (@252,250,1) Deadsay: whines, "people annoy me"
>[03:18:06]SAY: Souhei Saikawa/Elon Musk/(Souhei Saikawa) (@252,250,1) Deadsay: cries, "more than anything"

>>[03:22:55]SAY: Souhei Saikawa/Elon Musk/(Souhei Saikawa) (@238,254,1) Deadsay: spooks, "I'll have fun somewhere else"

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THE HAPPCON LEVEL HAS BEEN LOWERED FROM 1 TO 3

THE MAIN SHITPOSTING IS NOW OVER

>>182282056
and what's the problem

what rule did they break? Rule 0, a rule with no concrete meaning that can be interpreted every which way, which we have now set an unreasonable precedent for?

>>182282270
>Rule 0, don't be a dick
>Elon admits to play just to be a dick

>souhei gets banned for murderboning and being an unfun powergay fuckwit
>yred gets admin for it
woah...
really makes you...
think....

>>182282270
I joined the thread just to laugh at people

>>182282178
awesome

I've been gone for a while. Anything new happening?

>>182281857
>someone tells VPN anon to ask for admin second opinion because nuke is defending him full stop
>VPN anon does so
>pomf gets redirected to elon's logs in thread >>182282056 where he confirms himself as an unrepentant shit
>pomf and mrpain talk
>mrpain delivers the bannu

>>182282270
>1. Don't be a dick. We're all here to have fun, and if you're deliberately ruining other people's fun that's a problem. Unless you're an antagonist, then it's sorta your job to be a dick. Try to be a fun jerk though.

This rule. Every. Round. Confirmed by the autist himself. >>182215945

>>182282270
>take up head roles
>don't even play the roles, just validhunt and fuck with people
>rule 0, don't be a dick
>multiple logs of them saying they just like to ruin others fun
really
gets my neurons
jogging

>>182282367
Souhei didn't bother making an application, much less a forum account. With nuke as headmin, it wouldn't be surprising if Souhei became an admin desu

>>182282526
depends
how long is "a while"?

>>182282874
Nuke isn't headmin

>>182282958
>tfw you're a good player and people like you
>tfw no art of your character

>tfw souhei is universally hated
>tfw souhei gets loving art and praise as they get rule 0 banned

>>182283093
The secret is that nobody actually likes you

>>182282967
>has color of headmin on forum
>has every admin flag
?

>>182281313
I think he was a pub griefer or at least has autism. He stunned me and stole my toolbox of minerals when i was hacking into eva as an assistant to help fix the chapel bombing. And before you say it, yes I do mean actualy minerals. I had minerals, a medkit for a medbot, arm, prox, and 2 airlock circuits.

>>182281447
Whoever kept calling shuttles was a giant bitch nigger.
All we had to do was call an ERT or use more nymphs/posibrains to replenish our numbers and fix a couple little holes and it'd be fine

>>182283093
you just have to make friends with the right people anon

>>182283093
I lovingly make art but that isn't "loving art".

Also post ckey and static name so you can be laughed at.

>>182283275
Hey, I have every flag except for +PERMISSIONS. Nuke's the "head of trialmins," though, so he has the same and also +PERMISSIONS (the flag required to give other people flags)

>>182283275
Head of trialmins. But he has no power over normal admins or their decisions.

Pomf, I see you are coding a lot of neat shit lately does that mean you are feeling better?
I hope so.

>>182283543
He got a "suspicious mole" thing removed today and it looks like it wasn't cancer so I imagine he's happy about that at least

>>182283543
Nexis did say that Pomf is in charge of antag datums

will our chicken friend prevail?

>>182283682
All Pomf said to Nexis was that he was looking at how it could be done or something like that so I think Nexis was just looking for a ticket out.
He told Nexis in the last thread or the thread before that he just got more work hours and isn't working on it anymore

>>182283682
He said a rough test to suss out basic issues in about a week and a half despite increased work orders. Depending on how that goes, any of the randoms could probably slambang it into shape from there.

>>182283789
>>182283682
Pomf asked nexis that he thought nexis didn't really want to do it either and nexis agreed with him.
Chicken also said that antag datum's is going to take a while

>>182283385
if I post my static name people will call me a dumb tryhard waifu faggot that smells bad and is ugly

>>182284039
>>182207284
"A while" sounds right

>>182284042
I bet you do smell bad and are ugly.

>>182284190
only irl

>>182284042
Just do it, maybe I'll draw your shit maybe I won't.

>he doesn't go in a bathroom stall in-game when he has to get up and shit IRL

>>182284884
I do!

>>182282178
your thing starts with half of mrpain's name cut off

would be gud to start it at the opposite end, to better line up with the ending

>>182284967
good
that's what separates the men from the boys

>>182284884
>Come back and the antag has cut off my feet and raken my radio
>Nobody ever goes in them anyway
>Trapped for the rest of the round
Never again

>>182285013
Bitrate, delay before recording, programme wouldn't let me pause the scroll, file cap. Otherwise I'd have it loop

>>182285043
>he doesn't duck into a locker and RP pissing himself while just letting loose irl

>/vg/ codebase doesn't have bluespace emags or pumpkin emags
it hurts.

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tfw half the crew escaped

why did syndicate win again?

>>182286003
literally go back to TG

AHAHAHAHAHHA FUCKING ROBUSTED

>>182286137
Disk still on-station

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tfw I was the only fluke op to survive

>>182286137
the disk was left behind since the holders bunkered up like a bunch of sissies. it's warranted desu

The following shitters need to be banned (please add to the list):
Sasaki Haise
Sawbones

The following shitters need a slap to the face and might need a ban in the future (please add to the list):
Hachi
Bawka Gayjim
Randome Naymio

>>182286267
>the holders bunkered up like a bunch of sissies

what did you mean by this

>>182286307
it begins anew

>>182286137
>when you drag the corpse of a dumbshit back to central for cloning and a medal
>when you're so unrobust that's the most you managed against ops as sec

>>182286260
>he was in space
>he doesn't know how to get back to z-level 1
>literally deserted his squad
just be thankful you didn't get a team antag ban.

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tfw fluke ops cause the shuttle to be called, ruining your Cargonian dreams before they have a chance to flourish

>>182286376
It shall not end until the PURGE is complete.
MAKE /vg/ GREAT AGAIN

>>182286260
were you the fucker who shot me right next to the bar and medbay while i tried to hit you with a crowbar?

>>182286390
I didn't desert I got teleported to deep space

>tfw your ckey never gets posted here
thank fuck

>>182286317
the disk holder encased himself in a wall fortress, and didn't leave for the shuttle. be a bitch, get a bitch score.

>>182286307
This list shit is just as stupid as the wallweed and wallflower shit. Stop forcing your shitty shit, shitter.

>>182286407
So, my tactic did work, huh, memes work.

>>182286462
yes

>>182286307
what's wrong with bawka

>>182286610
nothing, that dude's just a faggot who's letting the fact that some shitter got banned go to his head.

>>182286541
wallweed and wallflower is a good system fuck you

>>182286003
Just go back to your containment server

>>182286137
>tfw you completely forget the disc is an objective
I felt dumb

>>182286448
Start by purging yourself of childish petulance.

>>182286407
Be a cargonia HoP and just recall spam

>>182286467
Find and edge and keep going back and forth until your pointer registers the disc.

>>182286610
Cancername. Also vox are pox but mostly cancername.

>>182286664
I don't remember them saying anything about anyone.

>when you remember to check your antag preferences 30 seconds before roundstart.
>all off

NEW, DEFINITIVE LIST:
Neoswed
Puglife
Yackemflam
IFlashYou
Lunafall
9br9
ALonelyBard
MadTechpriest
Vania
RealestEstate
Kaptin Morgan
Gregovich
BAN 'EM ALL

>>182286778
his articles are godly, fuck you

>>182286967
>tfw i'm not on the list

>>182282921
>tfw my (you)'s are broken
fuck. It's been at least a few months, so not really all that long. I believe round start slime people were just being added or about to be added the last time I was around.

>>182286967
I have no idea who these people are. statics?

>>182286967
>banning /ourguy/ frank

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>>182287494
mfw frank gets banned

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>>182286967
>i'm on the list
>first time ever being mentioned in a thread
>i don't play antag or talk in OOC, and i barely play in general
Hmm.

>>182286967
What'd I ever do to you autismo?

Who are the hip new waifus everyone wants right now?

>>182286967
>Not on the list
Safe again

>>182287878
riccardo

>New waifus
Forget that. What waifus have aged like fine wine?

>>182287878
Goliath is my waifu

>>182288106
moi

>>182288106
me

>>182287878
pAI-chan is my why-foo. She smokes the cyanide away and calls the po-po on bad mean mister linger dinger the sister fister

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>Be clown doc
>Goal to be the best MD
>Grab ghetto surgery tools to set up surgery in the theater
>Detective comes up and shouts for me
>"I need all my organs replaced with these advanced ones"
>Oh boy, here we go
>Hand him a drink and get things started
>Spend a good 15 minutes on the chest
>OPs called out and shuttle call
>Dont care, need to be the best
>He dies on the table shortly after
>Finish the lungs and spend 5 minutes closing him up
>Start on the eyes
>Fork when used on head forces you to stab so I cant remove eyes after many trys
>All his limbs start flying off from the fork stabs
>Switch to the kidney
>Knife when used by clumbsy people sometimes stabs yourself
>Nearly kill myself in attempt to start on the groin
>Round ends
>Surgery status: 3 limbs missing, face burned off, multiple broken bones, one organ of three replaced, dead detective, and one dead clown doc with 2 broken/cut off limbs
The best around!

>>182280548
yes and it was glorious

>>182288403
I was missing all four limbs, man, no regrets it was hilarious.
I think wirecutters do the same as the fork though.

>>182287154
can't remember exactly when that was, so I'll just recap the past two months
>slime people still not roundstart
>new map: Bagelstation, a remake of Goon's Donut 2
>new away mission: The Hive
>wizard spell: Interdimensional push - kind of unbalanced right now
>More AI voicelines
>Raiders can now have a 'kidnap' objective
>Some drag damage changes
>see-through glass floors
also
>Rin banned

>>182288865
huh, so they finally pinned the Rin. Thanks for the quick rundown.

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Teach everyone how to ban evade and let's crash this faggot station without any survivors.

>>182288403
Crowbar is a more successful retractor and wirecutters are a better retrieval than a fork which is a 20% chance in both cases wheras a wirecutter/crowbar is 75%

Hatchet - Saw -
Cable coil - Hemostat-Clamp bleeder - Fixovein
wirecutter - Hemostat - Fish shit out
mousetrap - Hemostat - Shit
kitchen knife - Scalpel -
Glass shard - Scalpel -
cigarette - Cautery -
lighter - Cautery -
welding tool - Cautery - shit
screwdriver - Bone Gel!?
Crowbar - Retractor
fork - Retractor/fish shit out hemosta - shit
wrench - Bonesetter
Pen - Surgical drill
Metal Rods - Surgical drill

If you want to ghetto surgery, remember the following:
Wrench some wood, make a bowl, put a metal sheet in hit, then mortar a metal sheet 3 times for iron
If you decon some flaps and make an IV, you can store about 300 of your blood per half hour if you have O-, a negative in genral or one of the other 2 common blood types
Get a vendor of food and set it to throw. Nutriment replaces blood and poorly heals brute. they also lose their natural brute regen when starving
Get bruise pack/trauma kits. It's integral to not have them bleeding all 14 accumulated stabs
Get medbots. Either buy arms from robo or buy emergency crates.
Hack and buy antitox from a dan's vendor or at least feed them tea, lime/oranges/kudzu pods with a medbot on hand to mitigate the tox damage and keep an eye on it. Let it heal up before trying again so you don't tox him to fuck. Trying to mend an organic organ with a bruise pack instead of a trauma kit is gonna cause a lot of toxin damage

>>182289556
Why would you want to take a decent place to play and turn it into a cesspool of shit. You'll be ruining what you wanted to play at.

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letsago

>>182289756
I have financial backing and media development support from h3 productions. We're going to make a wild and crazy video game meme video with community and content creator idea exchange interactions then talk about it in real time on the podcast live.

>>182290065
holee shib
bbunker wen?????

>>182288817
>>182289602
I couldnt get the wirecutters to act as a hemostat correctly or it might have been my own error somewhere due to all the failed steps everywhere.
I honestly thought I was going to kill myslef before I even made it to the second organ. Was going to later send the turbo fucked bodies to med for clone then keep fucked up bodies in beds next to the table to show off my fine work to worried future clients.

>>182289825
where are we going?

>>182286967
>tfw on the list
;_;

>>182291314
If only ops didn't happen, that would have been great.

>>182287087
Literally babby's first imitation of mine. Not only that but they're also generally extremely low quality, sometimes being merely annoying rather than shit.

>>182281585
>thinking the robots are evil
>not using hacking
>not knowing you can use a mallet
>not knowing the new hip thing are high tech spears

>>182291314
Practice on some monkey humans. Once you sever the organ you can get at it with the wirecutter's functioning as a remove thing hemostat. 25% can still happen 5, 6 times in a row, that's just how probabilities work.

/////REMOVE ORGAN//////
/datum/surgery_step/internal/remove_organ

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/obj/item/weapon/wirecutters = 75,
/obj/item/weapon/kitchen/utensil/fork = 20,
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max_duration = 80

hey senaat mcfucking kill yourself you stupid twat

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>have a hard as fuck day at work
>learned that the hard work is about to get even harder for the next 3 months
>doing most of the work on my own time to get forward in my career
>a little free time when I get home, thread memeing about another ban
>look at the ban page
>MFW
Thanks pain and Pomf, you two based motherfuckers did a good thing.

AND WE'RE
BANNED FROM /vg/ EVERYOOOOOOONE
BANNED FROM /vg/ JUST FOR HAVING A LITTLE FUN

>>182291585
My right arm broke after cutting it too much half way through and my left leg too. I fell to pain in the shuttle's 3 min travel.

>>182292926
Ah, I did hover over you as a ghost the entire time but only payed attention for a while.

>>182292459
>work is easy but boring
>employer lied about the nature of the work
>employer lying to me about what's going to happen
>4 months ago employer promised me I'd be working on good things now and now he's saying "later, later"
>THIS close from resigning and jumping ship, just waiting for the first bonus, since they're so large
>also employer is the only one in the world who doesn't do sign-on bonus and acquisition bonus as lump sum, it's all 5-years bullshit
>also salary is mediocre
>today learned that employers doesn't plan to stop lying right to my face and really doesn't want me to do the fun stuff even though that's literally what I was signed up to do
>have to bear it and grin for the next 6 months or I don't get the phat bonus
>feel like going on a rampage every single day

>look at the ban page
>at least I'm not elonmusk

So how do I make the custom vending machines?
How do I load them? PR has nothing and I'm too dumb to read the code of the pr

>>182286003
>pumpkin spice traitor items
whoooooooooooooooo cares

>>182294012
If it isn't a sales job don't chase after the dangling fish, because they are going to Bullshit you out of it somehow.

>>182294230
It's an acquisition bonus so it's a guaranteed payment, but it's literally 1/5th of what it's supposed to be because lmao 5 years meme. Not only that but the total value is about 1/10th of what I should have gotten, but the ceo fucked over everyone except the head staff (they get paid ridiculous amounts in both lump sum and salaries whereas we get next to nothing).
I didn't see that coming but I'm certainly not falling for it again. I thought getting a job would get me to start trusting people since I've only ever been backstabbed. Now I know better.

antag datum machine broke

>>182294230
This.

Well, NOW I know why 9br9 was on that list.

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Martians when?

>>182295676
Yeah? Why is that?

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>>182295921
Never ever
ever

B L U E S P A C E
L U E S P A C E
U E S P A C E
E S P A C E
S P A C E
P A C E
A C E
C E
E

JUST END IT

Fucking Christ, what was that?

That was the worst round I have played in some time, and it ended appropriately

THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL

Fuck that AI. Glad I lasered it.

rip in piece pomf
u were gud chikun

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AHHH YOU SHOULDNT HAVE BANNED SOUHEI HE SPENT HIS GOOD BOY POINTS ON DDOSING

>>182296282
babby's first FEATURES

>dat ban note
FUCKING KEK

>>182296356
Why???

>sec tells me to cut the borg from the AI
>do so and gain a borg buddy
>guy asks me if im with the revolution
>"for the good of the station" by which i mean nanotrasen approved heads
>apparently trusts me implicty off that
>feel pretty cool being a double agent
>sec tells me the AI locked them in sec and i need to reset the AI
>shit, i dont know how to do this, i dont even have access
>call my borg buddy and ask him if i need to be in the core to reset the AI
>" i think so"
>slap a ranged defense module on the gygax and tank the AI's lasers while the borg disassembles the walls
>retreat to fix the mech
>stations gone to shit
>general panic
>science totally locked down
>exit through the broken window and get some welder fuel
>rapidly cicking to fix the critically damaged mech, hit z but apparently only brush it and it doesnt fully turn off the welder
>welderbomb myself
>AI was never rogue in the first place

God, it feels like the more i play this game the more i learn just how much of a potato i really am

>>182296356
Are you the paramedic that use thermite to zas 4 people?

>>182296450
>AI literally doesn't know how laws work
>kammemeJUNK bans the law uploader instead

>>182296474
It might as well have been

>>182296450
From sec's point of view, it really looked like revs. I know AI way basically being a tyrant ASIMOV but it still let the captain, the commissar by its laws, die. For one case of human harm. Then it locked down the whole brig, causing 2 more deaths (albeit to normal security dumb shit but still).
Killing it felt good.

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saving this one

>>182296474
AI was effectively rogue. You did good even though you should have reset first.

>>182296545
No I was the warden. I killed the AI right before features started.

>>182296556
i don't give a shit about what the law uploader did, it added fun. but the AI didn't fucking know how the priorities work. like shit job ban the ai for a week or so

>>182296356
Reminder that you should just fucking purge asimov it you retard

>>182296629
Then why did sec shot each other?

>>182296556
>>182296629
How about you valid hunters go for a reset for next time you use thermite?

>>182296680
memeing doesnt pay kids. do the crime do the time

>>182296556
AI offered to let another guy out though (but not the captain because he lasered someone to death)
It also told sec to heal the cap and, as far as I could tell, opened the way to the free chem dispenser (you must be at least this healthy to ride) and gauze kits

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>>182296680

>>182296753
Exactly this. I don't know what kammer is thinking. Maybe it can be sorted in appeals.

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>thumb my nose at sec
>join communist revolution
>get all access
>grab taser by slipping the mall cops
>spread propaganda
>arrest counter revolutionaries
>stun cuff the captains murderer
>the fucking warden kills the guy while im talking to him through the window with an egun
>end round with mag boots, bag of holding, all access, several eguns and secured valids as well as the approval of sec

means of production ceased

>>182296474
You can purge asimov or asimov+reset from any AI upload console. Print an asimov circuit in rnd then go use the upload and reset from tech storage.

>>182296775
Everyone went retard that round. From the chemist to the captain.
The only sane people were the vampires.
That's fucking saying something.

>>182296797
>>182296775
>>182296770
Because they were Trinity and Riccardo. They wanted their valids. I tried to save some of the commies because I still wasn't sure if it was actual revs. They went ahead and started shooting people. I just stayed in the brig and tried to keep those awful records updated.

>>182296775
I shot the other sec, (who was unofficially a sec) because the Captain fucking hacked into the armory and when he opened the door with the officer I was with, we all got sucked into the fucking vortex. when this happened I got up and saw some fucker with the name (komrade) as his job title with sec clothes and a gasmask on. I shot the fucker because he was looting the the captain. I thought this person was the rebels the AI was sending to kill us but it was one of our guys

>>182296843
Literally not how laws work, mugumbe.
>>182296753
Normally I'd agree but mugumbe plays AI all the time ad thus obviously knows what he did was wrong.

>>182296680
Here is a great example of an administrator spotting something creative which made for an interesting round and deciding that's not okay.

>>182296843
The captain had 50% blood left by the time we got to sec medbay. Bandages aren't going to fix that.
>>182296921
I actually couldn't see you in the room. The guy just admitted to it so I killed him right there.

>>182296710
>>182296557
>>182296937
Well now that i know about just building the AI upload thatll go smoother next time. Im still unused to actively crafting shit beyond my borgs and mechs and maybe a chem dispenser

>>182296983
>I just stayed in the brig and tried to keep those awful records updated.
>shoots someone dead from behind their desk with no warning

If you were so clueless why did you do it

>>182297005
I didn't hack into armory, I teleported in. The door was bolted by AI, someone else hacked it and opened it, or AI did it on purpose. I was trying to teleport back out with the armory, but it lead to space instead, which created a vacuum.

HEY YOU 2D SPACE GAME PLAYING FUCKS, THE SERVER IS UP

>>182297116
Use the blood and sleeper in the

>>182297150
Whenever you have downtime in the round, you should find something you don't understand or know how to do, write it down, then ask people for mentorship.

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>tfw acquiring a soviet hardsuit from the vault and everyone is communism

>>182297151
>>shoots someone dead from behind their desk with no warning
?? I asked "did you kill the captain" they said "yes" so I offed them. The shuttle had already been called and I was just trying to get a space suit and saw the SPS "CPT DEAD" and went to it.

>>182297189
Oh shit, I thought it was you. But yeah the fucking AI did some shit and then when I saw Trinity or whoever the fuck our Sec guy was looting your shit with Komrade as their job title I was thinking they finally were gonna rush us

>>182285156
How do you manage a 2mb webm that's 17 seconds of white text on black background

>>182296474
I mostly was fumbling with the walls, I've never had to dismantle reinforced before.
Also, I've never really had to deal with AI uploading, sorry
I enjoyed turning into a commie borg trying to break the chains the AI had on the station though.

>>182297321
Don't officers have an implant?
Why couldn't you just tase them?

>>182297150
I thought you knew you could make one when you PDA'd me, maybe I should have specified.

>>182297245
>Use the blood and sleeper in the
It was meta. There was no blood. The captain was already in crit so the sleeper does not work. I chocked him full of dex from the medkit and argued with the AI to get let out. By the time it happened, captain was dead.

>>182297390
He or she wasn't an Officer. It was one of the Communists that I guess defected to work for us. Pretty sure they weren't implanted.

>>182297340
I made it in a hurry and didn't bother making it properly

>>182297390
Officers die a lot and never get holy water'd then re-implanted

>>182297436
Sleeper will let you inaprov lock him to stop the oxyloss. Make a mortar and feed him iron. Next time, make a mortar and box it while you gear up

>>182297273
wow great security 10/10 don't play security every again

>>182297487
Neat

>>182297514
How do you make a mortar? I thought you needed a bowl from kitchen. Is there an alternative?

>>182297487
isn't it just encoding?

>>182297514
I don't powergay that much
>>182297521
>man kills captain
>admits to it
>can't reach him, can only laser
>meanwhile AI is subverted, station falling apart, commies everywhere
I guess I should have just let him go then

>>182297594
I recorded it with ShareX because I already had it open

>>182297629
Don't play security actually

>>182297471
The logs are up, you know.
[15:41:28]ADMIN: (bittervanilla/) started the game as a Security Officer.

>>182297691
Pray tell, what would you do

>>182297718
Fuck off go die in your dead meme hole power gaming shitter

>>182297718
trinity was not a sec officer at round start, that is someone else i'm very sure of it

>>182297867
>[15:42:02]SAY: Trinity Prewitt/Bitter Vanilla (@256,192,1) As Galactic Common : Now I'm ready
That's literally Trinity

>>182297801
Not play security

>>182297917
why was trinitys name set as komrade?

>>182297949
gr8 memeing m8
act like an antag, get treated like one

>>182298004
Put on a mask to wear internals like everyone else in the vacuum probably

>medbay waifu chlorals me because I'm trying to grab an oxygen tank
bigger tismos than science

>sec officer shoots me because I'm trying to grab an oxygen tank
bigger tismos than medbay

>>182298258
There is no such thing as a waifu that carries chloral, or any kind of weapon.
That is called a hag.

A waifu is pacifist.

>>182297521
ur fucking autistic if you don't think killing the captain warrants an execution

>>182296680
I was a fun trainwreck to watch desu, he should be blamed for the retarded AI lawset and the dead guy at perma. Sec was being retarded and that paramedic/chemist combo too.

>botany throws death tomato at me because I'm trying to grab a snack
bigger tismos then security

>>182298431
What about a Sec waifu? They're supposed to carry weapons.

>>182298745
Only acceptable if they never use the weapon except against confirmed antagonists, and any time there is crew conflict they simply try to use persuasion and gentleness to solve things.

>admin bans me for nonantag bombs
bigger tismos than players

>missed a commie round to watch predator

I can't tell if it was worth it

>>182297070
>commie
Literally as uncreative and overdone as jihad gimmicks

>>182299258
You missed a massive clusterfuck of not understanding AI laws that ended in 10 minutes of lag, forcing the server to restart.

You be the judge.

>>182297585
Wrench a wood chair/table or crowbar a bookcase for planks. Order from cargo with your usual shipment. Make a bowl from wood then use metal on it. Or yes, just use your super all access to get the bowl from the kitchen

>>182300883
>10 minutes of lag

Felt like 30 desu

>>182301184
You babies are so spoiled. singuloose and explosions used to be a slideshow.

>>182301269
At least you can play a slideshow, this was straight up no gameplay ticks at all

>>182299419
Maybe you're playing the game too much, because pretty much everyone else in the server was having a great time.

>>182301269
>implying there is anything wrong with that

>>182301123
>bowls are made of wood
HOLY FUCK time to sell blackmarket pacid

What should I code?

>>182301345
It was only OK until everyone started killing each other as non-antags and AI being a nigger who doesn't understand how laws work.

>>182301487
a movie theater

>>182301487
code in throwing sharp objects at people and the objects stick in them and you can see it

>>182301487
SS13 remake.

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>mfw victimizing the janny as grey shit
>has robust stuff but low enough down so sec wont bother with chasing you to much

>>182301487
augments
we can't be scifi without more augments and stuff

>>182301583
Already exists. Put a link on paper

>>182301686
We had it, the health checks cause horrific lag and there's no workaround

>>182301768
Augments sound good. Make a specific list of what and what each does

>>182301487
let people with no legs on the floor buckle themselves into chairs.

>>182301487
A mech UI so you dont need to view stats to see shit and/or switch weapons

>>182301789
code in some makeshift magboots that make you SUUUPER slow but you wont get zas'd

>>182301563
People killing each other as non-antags for a reason more narratively interesting than 'he took my stunprod' is great.

The entire reason antagonists exist is because the station needs conflict. If you can have conflict WITHOUT antagonists being involved, and it's not just a deathmatch, that's great.

>>182301487
STACKABLE

SYNDICATE

WHEELCHAIR

>>182302030
Code glue that you can apply to the bottom of your shoes

>>182301959
Like the AI UI bar?

>>182302030
Roller chairs and extinguishers. Label it Bustacore for -2 move delay
There's also magbites because powercreep

>>182302081
Like, just stackable in general? Or stackable medical malpractice?
If in general, is it role specific?

>>182301487
wheelie shoes

>>182302261
Never actually played AI but probably. Making it slightly stylized too would be hella cool

>>182302048
>and it's not just a deathmatch
HAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
EBIN :DDDD

>>182301487
New traitor item, tebbit knife
https://books.google.com/books?id=22M-hFhzYREC&pg=PA103&lpg=PA103&dq=altered+carbon+cyanide+blade

If you don't want to click the link, it's a concealable blade coated with a compound which produces cyanide on contact with blood.
In game terms, you would probably make it dose whoever is hit with a reagent called C-382 which reacts with blood to form a poison of your choosing.

Going through the reacts-with-blood song and dance, rather than making it simply create the poison, leaves the potential for enterprising little chemists to jab a bloodless creature like a slimeperson, quickly extract the C-382, and toy with it and feel like true scientists. It also makes it not work on slimepeople and grays and whoever else doesn't have blood, which is cool.

>>182301563
>AI being a nigger who doesn't understand how laws work.
What?

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>>182302646
Shitty buttons on the bottom. A lot of it wouldn't carry over to the mech but some stuff could if it's a fairly simply system to plug stuff into.

>>182302724
We have a hypospray sword.
If you're just wanting cyanide you can buy an assistant, scientist, or botanist off to autism until they get a source

>>182302261
>Like the AI UI bar?
But not as instrusive, you still need to be aware of your surroundings in a mech

>>182302958
The laws were vague and stupid meme laws. Because of said meme laws the station degenerated into what amounted to skub vs anti-skub brush war and dumbasses zasing other dumbasses to death in their quest to kill the AI in the most ineffective hamfisted manner

The vampires and thralls were the least antagonistic people in the round

>>182303108
That's what I was worried about too. The best I could think of was using the collapse bar. Having not looked at the system for it, I doubt it's something I could do with my amateur skill anyway.

dead game

I wish we had holoparasites.

Will pomf "destroyer of Souhei, saviour of the /vg/station" 123 coding datums be the damn of a new age for Video Game Generals Station?

>>182301487
flags that can be held like balloons and have one of them be the USA's flag with the description "SonixApache - The Greatest American Hero, He codes for our FREEDOM"

>>182301487
Mechanical torso.

>>182301487

feeding cows too much makes them fat and fat cows break glass floors so you can tator bagelstation botany by stealth fattening the cow

>>182302958
>asimov laws
>plus, "you must act like a commie otherwise it's human harm"
>plus "the station is ussr and captain is the boss"

>refuses law 2 orders
>fucks up law 1 and lets many people die because captain killed a high-risk criminal before cloning him in cuffs
>thinks potent ham is a valid reason to ignore both law 1 and law 2
>never, ever does anything related to laws 3+

>>182302724
Extracting reagents from inside mobs would have to be a whole other PR probably, and it would come under a lot of scrutiny.

>>182306000
nice trips but
see >>182283789
and >>182283993

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>>182301487
i posted this before and some people said it sounded like a good idea.

whenever someone says something over comms or to you and the sentence contains any traitor codewords, the words will be the opposite color whatever the color of the comms chat was. (general comms opposite would be a pink, the word would stand out among the rest of the sentence)

If someone approached you and said for example "honestly fuck these greasy niggers" (the codeword being greasy), the word would automatically be red since it spoken sentences are black

only traitors supplied info on the codewords would see the colors, but anyone can speak those codewords

i think it would add tension and make rounds more fun to see antags work together instead of murderboning constantly.

reply if you think it'll work

>>182302724
>parapen that's also a sword that's also deathsting
>also it can be used as a cyanide factory

>>182306996
You can just syringe a blood sample and get a sample of what's in their bloodstream

Unless the med and chem systems have regressed greatly since I last played

>>182307231
You can stab someone with a tebbit knife and have them run away and die 5 minutes later after they've already typed 'say ;HLEP ALEX IS TRAITOR WE MUST UNITE TO DEFEAT HIM' forty times

or click them with a stun baton then an EMP flashlight for a completely infinite 1-hit kill

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>>182307151
Replying to this because its neat, does that image mean you've coded it? Or is it a mockup?

>>182307547
fuck no man, I wish. I was willing to code it if this code was something like C++ or C# since that's easy to learn. This is instead a mockup made in gimp that I'm hoping a coder would actually try and implement

>>182307521
>cyanide
Do you even play? cyanide knocks you out faster than chloral.
Also I can't decipher the gibberish about stun batons and flashlights being a one hit kill so I'll just assume you're from somewhere you should be going back to.

>>182307151
I think it could work but also could be annoying.
Also don't think all traitors spawn with codewords

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>>182307151
what if i told you it's already a thing

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What if there were more things to click each other with to make them go horizontal?

>>182308314
Only if they get cool abilities

>>182308314
all irrelevant since stun n done exists

>>182308694
Shield is pretty good though.

>>182307682
From what I've been told, python is close enough. If you did basic free courses in python and C++ I'm sure you'd be able to adapt fine because dm is basically retard.

>>182307521
Or you could just use the hypospray sword, decapitate, and fuel tank his head before anyone can stop you then jetpack to your backup outfit. Only idiots have their actual id or any id at all on and only one outfit.

Any reason supply, service, security, janitor, combat borg modules shouldn't get an extinguisher?

>>182309106
POWERCREEP

>>182309202
Is it really powercreep when the only alternative is getting the AI to blow me and teleporting me back whenever I have a spurt of lag?

>>182309357
POWER
CREEP

>>182302261
>Like, just stackable in general? Or stackable medical malpractice?

stackable medical malpractive,

>If in general, is it role specific?

nuke ops

costs -10 TC but you get the bannu if you don't use it

>>182309357
Taser and kinetic accelerator do propel you though. Try pressing the move key at the same time.

>>182309106
Because then they could fly in space and that would be terrifying

>>182308114
The whole point is for it to NOT be manual, because people never bother actually using that feature. If it's automatic, people could easily communicate (nevermind see the challenge vs response) even if they don't remember/didn't notice/didn't setup the strings.

>>182309736
Inertia is buggy so I want to get around that

>>182309779
Most of them already can, there's just stupid inconsistencies that end up with a borg having to be blown.

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>>182301487
Every round, 10% of the people on the server late-join to avoid being antag targets. We've been putting up with it for years now, and it's always been bullshit. These people are also usually notorious validhunters. Fuck them.

Code a system where-in traitors can receive optional kill targets as people join the round.

>Urist McLatejoiner, Validhunter has arrived on the station
>Message from the Syndicate: Satellite surveillance has observed a high value target arriving onboard the station. Should you choose to persue this target, you will be granted an additional 10 Telecrystals.
Not sure how you could make it in-character for lings/vamps/malf, but it would be a quality of life change that would make things more interesting.

>>182310521
Objectives are already just a suggestion. If the legend of mixed mode is ever realized it'll be an easy fix anyway.

Does anyone have that pic of the guy on the sofa with a pizza while the other guy is crying?

>>182301487
More stuff to craft with leather

>>182292487
thats Banned from Argo :o

>>182310710
You mean the edited BLACKED.com cuck-porn?

>>182310521
>giving a fuck about los funny objectivos in the year of our lord 2017

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>>182310521
I latejoin to look at the manifest and see what jobs are neeeded dude what the fuck is this tinfoil hat shit

>>182307151
Do it

>>182301487
remember those RC consoles? Add 2 things to them. Sending a message PDA's everyone in the receiving department the message & you can insert mineral sheets into the RC console to be drawn out at another RC console like a material ATM.
OR do >>182307151 since that sounds really good

>>182310521
Hi I'm nuke and I have two settings I stick to:

Assistant: YES, If job unavailable: GO ASSISTANT

Or: [Jobs I wanna play], If jobs unavailable: Go back to the fucking lobby

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>>182279862
Uh, should I tell the admins?

>>182312386
About what...?

Why is detective such a popular job on /vg/, if there's any security there's a 90% chance it's a detective.

>>182312191
Making a Ringer mk2 for Request consoles' is probably beyond anything I could do sorry. Can you make a feature request in issues on github if you haven;t? It's a very good thing and Sonix could probably get some pomfcoin coder valids doing it

We had a mineral dispenser box. It was by all measures, a colossal failure

>>182312580
we had a mineral dispenser box? ive never heard of this. How exactly was it a colossal failure?

>>182312537
>actually considering detective as part of security and not a seperate entity.
This is why you don't understand its popularity.

>>182312537
Not much responsibility if you don't want to be responsible, fun easy and safe against stealthy antags, shitty peashooter to scare faggots when loudantags.

>>182312516
Some one flooded plasma.

>>182312660
Nibba detective is part of security, you have to do the part of security work nobody else can and the officers do the arrests and brigging you can't do.

>>182312794
Again
>considering yourself a part of security
No my dude, consider yourself a seperate entity that works along side security. Or you might as well end up acting like a security officer instead of a detective

Rusty Shackleford? More like Mushy Shacklebrain!

>>182312949
You're a part of security, a cog in the machine. An officer is a different type of cog

>>182312654
Miners/cargo didn't communicate so half the time minerals would have been there for 20+ minutes
The first guy to know would take everything so good fucking luck if it was the literal clone abortions from the eng dept

It was back when the ore redeemer (smelts and gives cash for the ore) was in the cargo lobby window. People could vend minerals from it.

>>182312949
Until you raise the max on most sec job slots it's a sad reality you have to accept that det = officer with a scanner and a holster

>>182312338
same here except it is for silly cons.
knowing that I am triggering someone's autism just makes me want to do it intentionally now.

>>182313078
>>182313041
I'm not saying they aren't a part of security, I'm saying to act like you aren't and you just work alongside them.

>>182312537
Lots of these fucking kids just play to make the bad guys go lie down nigh night so when you give them the fucking "who touched this" gadget, guess which job they're gonna gravitate towards.
That and they're competing for space with the Paradise faggots who forgot that you can't just drink yourself to death and buttfuck skrell without racking up notes and job bans.
https://youtu.be/f4QBRgyitFs

>>182313217
>act like you aren't
You mean I can't go out for a drink with my coworkers and instead have to be an antisocial frickhead??

>>182313078
so what if we combined my original ideas. When minerals are inserted into the RC console material ATM it PDA's sci n friends. To prevent enginiggers from emptying it instead put draw limits on it to stop a atmos tech from taking all the minerals

>>182280535
Janibot
Janibot
Janibot

>>182313217
When you aren't outnumbered 6:1 sure. Until then, go to polaris and be autistic there.

>>182313375
>>182313345
I think you're misunderstanding me.

After 4 years out of /vg/, how has it changed?

>>182313412
>you are a part of security
>act like you aren't
>don't be an officer
>be a detective
>forensic tech is gay

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>do not contemplate why theres a welder tank at arrivals
>walk right next to it

I only saw ini in a few rounds but I do not think he is a good silicon player

in fact I think he is a very bad silicon player


and not just because he picks standard borg roundstart

>>182313223
>>>TG

Until more than three people are willing to touch the security department at one time it's gonna be all hands on deck whether you like that and it fits with your aloof macho nihilist character or not.

>>182313370
People are going to be turning off the RC console ringer as it's abused as bell spam 2.0

Mechanics are the shitters by the way. Literally exist only because people were so autistic they didn't want to be called scientists while they get rnd work.

>>182313504
I'm awful at conveying my thoughts into words

>>182313621
you had at least 3 that round, which is better than most rounds I've played. stop whining, it doesn't justify you playing like shit.

>>182313501
Everyone is an overly sensitive soyface and most of what goes on relates to high-estrogen henpecking on the part of namefag players and indignant staff members.

>grey shit
>robust around the hallways with the clown and sec
>ass hole sec tases me and is about to strip me and toss me down disposals for slipping a few floors when chasing the clown
>clown tries to slip me with his PDA
>grab PDA from him and hide it
>force him to complete three clown challenges
>he just sits there, then tries to slip and cuff me
>tries to sic sec on me, warden is about to arrest me
>talk them out of it and they wont pursue me until the clown completes my tasks
>clown becomes suicidal
>continues to fail every time he tries to out robust me
>eventually kills himself
>his borer joins me and my borer
>chase vamp around and take polyacid to the face after trying to cuff him but his borer wont let me
>have to get surgery
>doc removes borers
>suit up after i get out, get an egun from the HOP, ready for the final battle
>see my enemy who polyacided me in escape
>get stunned and beat to death by a vox thrall

a sad end to a great round

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>>182279862
>SCIECE IS CULTTT!!@$!@#1!!1!!!!

>>182313584
I mean you can flap your hands and make onomatopoeias and faces at me but it is what it is. If you're the exception you sure aren't leading by fucking example.

>>182313851
wow, what a shit clown, he didn't even play along. that's like the whole point of a clown, you play along with EVERYTHING.

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>>182314007
>when someone doesn't reciprocate your "me/ waves." and give you an opportunity to ranged parasting