Dota 2 General - /d2g/

FIRST FOR RURU AND DICKFLAME

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1st for China #1

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Hi

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very IMPRESSED by lfy

>>182141303
she's a good looking gook
that's so rare she was bound to be successful

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nth for RURU

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why is this jugg sword more expensive than all its counterparts?

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>>182141946
hi

>batrider
lfy lost ggwp

>>182142050
Because it's a blade of endless power. It's infinite

>>182141936
>chinks finding girls in la

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>a 5'4" lanky nerd gets a girlfriend like this

uhhhhhhh dotards??

>>182141964
Well, good looking qts are supposed to be "another" pop-idol actrees, NOT FUCKING BUSINESS-LADY OWNING BIGGEST DOTA ESPORT TEAMS AND DOING WHATEVER SHE WANTS IN CHINA

>>182142118
?LA is full of rich chinks

>>182142124
And?

>>182141920
>>182142076
I want to furiously masturbate to her but i have no cute pics.

>>182142151
>fuck yourself into power
how is that hard

>>182142118
that's xiao8 talking to zai, this was brought up on reddit recently

LGD win at minute 0 due to draft (as is the verdict from Ruru)

>>182142231
Thanks, mr insider

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>>182141936
>you can have wife and girlfriend
madman

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>>182141936
>looks up xiao8's wife

so this is what you get for being the champion

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+6 stats from the beginning

HOW IS THIS BALANCED???

>>182142416
didn't they break up? or is this a new wife?

>>182142417
>not 6 branches and regen in the backpack
Weak..

>>182142481
oh shame, they broke up in 2015

>>182142076 It could happen russian invites are : Tonya, fng,resolution,xboct,goblak,inmate,alwayswannafly,smile. Others you dont know and are irrelevant. Why burgers dont leak invites, i wanna know is ppd going or not.

for cores in the fantasy team you just pick two mid players right? safe-lane is pretty garbage

>>182142417
should have gone triple slippers for more agi

>>182142609
no one lieks doturds, china doturds desu

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>>182142609
for her

>picking morphling the badTB

>>182142124
>gets a girlfriend like this
She is a 4 ~ 5 at best. 6 if you suffer from yellow fever.

>>182142756
>windsor
what

>>182142821
But she has $$$$$$$$$(and some more $$$ in backpack)
What else would you want?

>>182142897
>caring about how much money your woman has
fucking niggers

>>182142980
Not niggers but casual china mentality

>>182143010
but generally chinese men dont like to depend on women for money...not good for face

>>182143056
But these are china doturds, they dont care about face.

>>182143056
based chinks

>>182143110
what?

>>182143296
Go ahead and think about this, you poor pleb.

>>182143324
>lets make a sweeping generalizing statement that is not even true

you sound butthurt

>>182143406
no u

this thread would honestly be better off dead desu

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TODAY IN DOTA (July 9th Edition)

>2013

Alienware Cup 2013 - Season 1 won by Natus Vincere

morphling is such a dogshit hero

>>182143056
>men don't like to depend on women for money
are you serious? lol

i mean, i dont like ruru. but if i had an opportunity to take advantage of her, then i would.
she can make your life live as a teenager even when you're already 33

also, few men would rather depend if they had a chance but its likely 50.50 for or 70.30 for either side unless your woman is cucking you.

ETO GG

Team RuRu wins!

Glory to Team RURU.

>>182143547
>le waternigger of 1.5 bat and infinite agi/str + a FREE copy of an enemy hero
>dogshit
watch it dotard, you dont want another TI 2 do you?

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>>182143652
>Glory to Team RURU

Why is LGD being retarded?
They outdrafted LFY, all they have to do is not be retarded ψ(｀Д´)ψ

>>182143592
>being this much of a nig

you dont understand eastern culture, its called 小白脸 and 吃软饭 there...both derogatory terms

Pride and reputation is important, people have died over it

and its not like inflame is some poor person

>>182143487
don't you fucking post brunos face again or I will murder your mother in her sleep tonight

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>>182143547
dont tell everyone but 4-4-1 build is legit

also, 2 wraith bands

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>>182143487
>bruno

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I want to hug and squeeze Dusa for laifu!

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LFY is so much better, all they need to do is not get outdrafted

LGD is so much better, all they need to do is not get outdrafted

been gone for a while. What is this Nightstalker meme? He's in every game. It looks like he's a basic roaming support??

go team ruru

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>Manta & Linkens of Medusa

>midone talking shit about rtz after getting 10k

lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDRw3fxg8bk

I mean LGD drafted a pure phys DMG lineup into DK, Morph, Dazzle, NS

"outdrafted" my ass

>manta likens medusa
SAY IT WITH ME BOYS

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>Medusa bought Manta
chink pleb

>>182143996
>shitton of armor
Check
>huge base attack damage
Check
>long-range stun
Check
>silence
Check
>hour-long silence at night
Check
> FUCKING FLYING MONSTER
Check
>hour long ult cutting off your vision
Check
>with aghs enemy have literally 20 secs of daytime
Check Check Check Check Check

Based batman owning his Gotham

>>182144127
I don't think Dusa does shit even with Mjoll+MKB+Bloodthorn here, LFY is ultra tank and LGD have no magic damage

>>182143996
DUDE FLYING LMAO

>>182144156
We need a big guy in Dota.

>medusa just tickling everyone on the lfy team
GOOD HERO, if he only built the RIGHT items instead of manta linken

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>>182144224
we already got a big guy

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What support should I play in solo if I get stuck doing that role?

>>182144320
Clinkz.

>Monet playing the sub 1200 HP morph
BALL OF STEEL

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>>182144316
Not as big as undying with Aghs

>>182144320
Rubick

>>182144286
What physical damage hero short of a Sven does anything to this lineup with Weave up? I don't think even Sven kills people here, you beat this team with QoP, Lina, Ember etc

>literally no mjollnir on LGD against a team of a million armor
simpyl disgusting

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>>182144127
>>182144143
>>182144286
STOP MAKING FUN OF MY WIFE!

how do we fix EG?

>>182144387
Rubick needs protection from his team or else his 200 HP pool will just get abused by the enemy team and your team will not get return kills

>>182144371
>bajillion armor
>medusa with lmao no damage build
>damageless void
>only thing threatening is agi stacking Drow and kunkka combo

>>182144416
None, maybe kunkka but then again
>core kunkka
The thing is, he should have adjusted and go diffu, mael/mjol, mkb, halberd instead of this shit hes doing

>Damageless Snake
Why do pros want to make the hero tankier when it's already tanky? Just fucking build damage

>>182144496
You just need good positioning. He's also pretty good at making early game rotations which is pretty useful in pubs.

>>182144484
I wanna rub my cock between those tits

>>182144629
the point of the hero is using ult to protect your team and win fights while someone else does the actual carrying

wings understood it better than all these shitters, they picked her with Huskar and aimed to win in 20

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>>182144484
fine we can just sexual her

>>182144629
This, you can just get MoM + Maelstron on medusa and shart on everyone while still being tanky

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New medusa talent!

+2.5 Seconds Stone Gaze Stun | -7 Seconds Mystic snake cooldown
+600 Mana | +20% Evasion
+40 Damage | +1 Split Shot Target
+12 Attack Speed | +9% Lifesteal

>>182144693
the only team i've seen doing that other than wings in team NP.
Envy just walks into the enemy meanwhile FATA is on qop or lina destroying the enemy team

>aghs snake medusa
>suddenly the only heroes capable of doing damage is medusa(lmao), drow and WD ult

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>Manta&Linkens
>Aghs

>>182144798
I like cheeseburgers ॢ(⸍⸌̣ʷ̣̫⸍̣⸌)

Void with this shitcan build is also doing nothing good. Should have gone early Maelstrom and farm for his Diff+Manta+Bloodthorn, then he'd be able to actually take the game late. Vlads+Aghs is such a cuck build

>>182144897
so bts acknowledged the gulag
what now?

D A M A G E L E S S M E D U S A

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>bloodthorn Lina has better right click than MKB medusa
what went wrong?

great dusa build

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>>182145160
wtf I hate the jews now

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>>182144380
EHHHHH????

>>182145209
Medusa has no steroids, in fact she has an anti-steroid. Simple buff would be allowing attack modifiers to act on all split arrows, like a permanent Flak with 80% dmg. Then at least she could go crit or maelstrom and do something

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>void no damage
>medusa no damage
>drow no damage

>>182145269
>Simple buff would be allowing attack modifiers to act on all split arrows
because being able to put skadi on the entire other team while you're basically invincible sure is a good idea

>>182145160
we can't do anything

>>182145269
that would be imbalanced AF

>>182145324
Choose one
Tanky
OR
Fragile

>>182145269
Mjolnir proc every single hit

>>182144798
good

>>182145269
>satanic split arrows
gg no re

>BEST MID IN CHINA losing to Super

reminder that muh ebin individual skill is literally meaningless

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>>182145229
EHHHHHHH??????

>>182145513
well, yeah.
Welcome to post TI4 dota, the game is a casualized 5 man shitfest.

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>>182145229
>>182145563
u like?

>>182145513
to be fair DK is super's best hero, his effective MMR on that would be higher

>dude void why are you going shadow blade, vlads and aghs this game, can't you see that you need to do more damage in the chrono as your teammates can't?
>no dude this is how every offlane void does their build, so I must replicate it exactly!

>dude drow shouldn't you get a maelstrom instead of SnY, your physical damage isn't going to be great against their lineup, and maelstrom is a way to farm and gives you magic damage, plus if you get caught out you're dead anyway, so SnY doesn't really help in that regard
>no dude lmao i need agi im a drow, i must follow what the chinese tort de lini says

>dude medusa shouldn't you get some damage items instead of manta and linkens and aghs which gives you no damage like the rest of your team?
>no dude lmao im going to get this cookie cutter item build like the chinese torte de lini said would work

>>182145613
>DK
>best hero
cmon bru, how much mechanical skill does DK require? NONE, that hero is everyone's best hero

>>182145709
also you cant really make plays on a medusa...

>>182145702
>maelstrom on drow
what the fuck are you even saying, she kills creeps in 2 hits off good attack speed without items at level 12.
Also, yes you do need to stack agility, so you can exploit your broken aura.

The general idea on medusa is that you buy survivability items until you're basically invincible, then you get rapiers. But Manta and Aghanim don't really do anything for her.

>>182145804
At least on medusa you have to make a choice on item build and when to press R

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Is Rylai the Crystal "Maiden" really a maiden?

>>182145709
DK is extremely difficult.
Shield Bash is a high impact spell, that requires you to carefully consider who to stun.
Because the spell is your only way to influence the outcome of fights, it's very important that you carefully consider who you stun.
I'd argue that teamfighting with DK is much more difficult than with Invoker.

>>182145876
shes still a virgin if only the backdoor is used...

>>182145834
On that specific game maelstron wouldve been good because everyone had 50+ armor, so her 'broken aura' is actually shit

>>182145709
its not about mechanics you literal fucking 3k mongoloid, its about comfort. a hero you've played hundreds of times will be executed to near perfection compared to a hero you've only played a handful of times.

I didn't know there was a tournament going on right now
Can someone give me a quick rundown?

>>182145563
>not making rubick steal decay and get infinite str with 0 cast time

>>182145981
You didn't play back when drow got reworked, did you?

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guys whats up with the pugna picks so FUCKING disgusting honestly

>>182146035
western favourites all flunked out and we're now essentially watching an internal chink scrim between 2 sister teams

>>182146035
Ching chong nip nong EG a shit.

>>182145980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY

>>182146035
EU NA PINOY all lose to chink-MDL
[A] waiting peru in final-FinalMatch

>>182145954
>stun the hero you want to kill
waow that was hard

>>182146032
Lmao what is there to perfect? its fucking DK, he is simple and easy, not just mechanically but also conceptually. Any pro player can play DK very well

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>>182146153
>thank you making me holy
>and giving me holes to choose

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Chances of EG choking at TI?

>>182146293
>Any pro player can play DK very well

thats not true. Ana sucks dick on DK for example

>>182146293
But that's wrong.
You don't always want to stun the hero you want to kill.
Especially once you have level 3 Dragon form.

>>182146293
>Any pro player can play DK very well
>be EE
>get out of position/overextend
>die
>scientist baffled
And d2g told again.

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>>182146386
>let me overcomplicate DK's stun because lamo y not
ya fuck you

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>ANDY MAGE PICKED

322 scripted executed

main team must win

>>182145709
>>182146293
You must really be a shitter if you think the mechanical complexity of any Dota hero is high enough for it to matter to people who are actually good at the game. What's way more important is knowing the hero's timings, positioning etc.

>>182146127
5 out of 8 teams in this tournament were Chinese teams. All 5 Chinese teams are TI participants. The remaining 3 foreigner teams were EG, OG and Clutch Gaming (who might as well have not been there in the first place).

Since EG and Clutch aren't even close to the other teams' levels it was pretty much 6 actual good chink teams and OG. Simple probability dictates that a China vs China grand final is the most likely outcome.

>>182146536
He's talking about DK mechanics, to the player's skill as a whole. Or do you think playing DK is as hard as playing Invoker?

nice rigged tournament

good thing i didnt give a shit about it

it's a
>ruru telling lgd to throw so her boyfriend can win
episode

holy shit how can anyone like that girl

>>182146536
>>182146679
not the player's*

anyone can play dragonknight mechanically well, hs not hard

but not everyone knows how far you can push him in every situation, its easy to think you're tankier than you actually are and just overextend and die

>>182146698
>letting the B team win

ultimately the rules of "face" says LFY has to throw

>>182146530
>>182146693
>>182146698
>chinks cheat
STOP THE PRESSES!

>>182146679
What I'm saying is that any pro level player can pull off perfect Invoker combos with ease if they've ever practiced it. At a high level the difficulty of playing a hero comes from how you use it as a team and how good you are at abusing the hero's particular strengths. It doesn't really matter which hero it is, they all have specific things about them that you only learn by playing them a lot. You start seeing opportunities that you can exploit. That's what playing a comfort hero is about.

In other words, anyone can play a decent DK but using the opportunities you get perfectly requires a lot of experience with it. Same as any other hero pretty much.

>>182147107
>I have no reading comprehension
-d2g

We all know the outcome. How can they allow this shit? I say they should ban "sister teams", there's a fucking obvious conflict of interest should they ever play eachother.

>>182147184
You too.
>waow dk so easy only 3 buttons
My point is, the base mechanics of any hero don't matter at all to good players. Invoker is not harder than DK because he has more buttons.

>wake up rather late
>lgd vs lfy

whoa.......

should I spam mid tb_____ in ranked

>>182147334
>My point is
You missed the point since the start, dude. And now you just keep replying to have the last word.

>>182147374
yes but kys first

>>182147408
whats your point

>>182147237
this desu
>wow but that's uncompetitive
don't have more than one team then you greedy fucks

>>182147408
Nice attempt at derailing the argument, buddy. If you have a point, make it.

>He's STILL replying
So your autism triggers when you're not the one ending an argument? Alright, feel free to reply to this if that makes you sleep at night.

>>182147639
I'm not trying to end anything. It seems you're the one trying to get the last word. I want you to explain what your point was instead of being a little bitch.

>>182147639
not him but u still have not said what is the point you are trying to make....

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I'm new to the game and I have a question. When do I know how to stop farm and join the fight?

>>182147374
>tb in a zeus, necro, qop meta

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I got a 24hrs MM ban for not accepting a Siltbreaker game.

How's been your sunday so far, /d2g/?.

>>182147794
>>182147817
>He's STILL replying
So your autism triggers when you're not the one ending an argument? Alright, feel free to reply to this if that makes you sleep at night.

this is a pasta you dumblords

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>>182147821
pick ember and gets BoTs blink, then you dont have to think, that's what I do anyway

>>182147821
When you get your big item but if you're a core you never really stop farming.

>>182147374
QoP and lina are pretty popular now,only pick him against melee heroes like DK or alch

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>LGD's main team is going to beat LGD's secondary team
WOW
WHO WOULD HAVE
FUCKING
GUESSED

>>182148007
waiting for mega vs megas

API wins lol

CABAL = SUNDERED

>>182147821
just play specter and press r when fights happen

>>182148057
Why? It's a throw and literally everyone knows it, they can throw at 25 minutes and it'll change literally nothing.

do you think ruru makes them jump through ridiculous hoops for access to the api key? like make them lick her pusy? or her feet?

Them chinks looking guily as shit, ya'll

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Why is the /vg/ in-game chat so dead.

>>182148529
Mass VAC bans and it requires to register your phone with (((valve)))

>>182148529
It died when reborn came out. Also being unable to spec chat during matches doesn't help.

>>182148529
Antia is pretty hot tbqh

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what's up members of the non-human gulag

>>182148593
Wait, is /d2g/ really full of underage faggots who are scared to register their phone?

>>182147821
Just pick LC and leave jungle minute 40

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>>182141946
Hello. Just wanted to let you know I'm a better carry than you. Good bye, have a nice trip back and see you at TI!

>>182148872
>giving personal data and your global position to some jews so you're allowed to play and chat
it's the other way around, underage faggots don't know how much giving them your phone means

who's going to be the agressif of TI7?

>>182149060
Hey, go watch alex jones you CIA nigger

>>182149147
later, too busy spying you

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>>182149143

What does /d2g/ think of Pendragon?

As a new player, what are some good characters to play while I learn the basics of the game?

>>182149060
Tell me crybaby what does giving them my phone means other than confirming that my account is truly mine.

How is your 1k mmr unranked going by the way?

>>182149352
Meepo, invoker, chen.

>>182149352
arc warden

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>>182149337
I don't think of Pendragon.
>>182149352
Templar Assassin is the best hero in Dota. Start learning immediately.

http://blog.dota2.com/2017/07/The-
International-Casting-Talent/
>machine
>grant
I guess you have to balance out the good with the bad

>>182149380
>>182149402
>>182149407
Ok, thanks for your help.

>>182149495
>maut
they're really bringing him back after that LD fiasco?

>>182149495
>Annedroid
>Zyori
>trent
Fine whatever I'm ok with this as long as bts doesn't take over the scene

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What do you do when you want to play Carry in solo queue, but someone else takes it, and by that point there are no core positions available for you?

I feel like you can only hope to win consistently by playing core positions in solo queue. Playing support feels useless. Am I wrong? Am I just bad at supports? I would like to play support if possible. It would be good because that role is always available + supports have cool abilities, however it doesn't feel effectual or realistic to climb MMR that way. Please help, /d2g/

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>>182149352
Luna if you like popping random boners

>>182150201
choose first?

>>182147408
You got owned hard in this discussion by a person with good arguments.

>>182150231
Team gets pissy and will pick a 4th carry sometimes

The girl ran through the dense forest, her breath condensing as mist in front of her. Panting, she quickly ducked behind a tree, taking a risk to glance behind her. She couldn't run any farther. A stitch was building up in her lower chest, tearing into her. Her short legs were tired and sore from all that running. Her blue boots, cute and fluffy were sprinkled with dirt and wet with blood. She fell to her knees behind an ancient oak tree, at least three times wider than her in width. Gasping for breath, she could barely continue standing, fatigue overwhelming her body. Clutching her scepter tighter towards her chest, she stuck her head out farther. It was a beautiful artifact, a golden stick, with a sapphire of the deepest blue engraved at the tip. It gave her confidence and strength to run on, despite her oncoming demise.

“Awww. Where are ya, little pumpkin?” a deep voice boomed out from a few meters away. The girl quickly gasped and held her breath, as a pungent odour filled the air. The smell reminded her of rotting corpses left in the sun. As she peeked out further, she saw the behemoth it belonged to.

The Butcher was a mountain of a man, dressed in rags and a blood stained apron. In his right hand, a silver hook dimly glint, reminding the girl of its sadistic intent. Most people smelled him before they saw him. But either way, by then it was too late. His cauldron belly stuck out, its entrails trailing in the floor, as he walked closer and closer to the girl. He couldn't possibly know where she was could he? He probably couldn't see her. Or smell her. The girl gasped, terrified, her heart throwing itself against her chest. She heard about what this monster had done, the way he chopped his victims into little pieces and sang to their screams, the stories of how he sometimes tortured them for days and weeks, until they begged for death. How he ate their corpses, or sometimes even ate his victims whole while they were still alive and struggling.

>>182150359
yeah I'm not reading all that shit
post ending in 3 decides what I read next

>>182150359
“Come out, come out little pumpkin.” The Butcher rumbled, his steps coming louder and louder towards her, making the earth near her tremble. Her heart started smacking itself against her chest, harder and harder, her blond hair trembling in fear. “Pudge always plays nice with little girls. They barely make a mess.” he He chuckled, a dark chuckle that seemed to echo around the misty, dark woods that surrounded her. It raised the hair on her back, and sent shivers, tremors down her spine. She gasped, breathing in a lung full of smelly, noxious air. Her eyes watered. She was going to cry, both from the smell that seemed to sting her eyes, and the thoughts of what he was going to do to her.

‘You have to run.’ A voice deep inside her whispered to her. It was a warrior's voice, the voice that spurred her on when the times were bad, when everything seemed lost. ‘There's no choice left. He's too near to continue hiding any more.’ She whimpered, quickly wiping up her tears that threatened to trickle down her face. The smell was getting closer to her now, she could smell it, the rotting scent of carrion and blood and filth. With every passing second, the booming voice that tormented her seemed to be gaining in on her. The ground shook more violently, as the mammoth of a man got closer to her. The stench of him almost knocked her out, overwhelming her sense of smell.

‘Wipe up your tears, Rylai!! Run. Now!!”

The girl, Rylai, leapt out from her hiding place, just as a gigantic cleaved smashed through where she was a moment ago, chipping through the thick tree like butter. The loud crack sound made her cry out, as the trunk split into two.

Still, better it than her.

>>182150421
the divine comedy

>>182150442
“Aww. Ya got me blade all blunt!!” The Butcher laughed, towering over her. His fat folds of skin were apparent up close, his leather armor made from the skins of his enemies, each one stitched together crudely. A thin crust covered a few of them, with maggots crawling in and out, feasting on the carrion. “Now, hold still, and i'll make it less painful that it should be-”

“Frost fire take you!!” The girl shrieked, her blond hair twirling around her as she pointed the scepter at the gigantic brute. Summoning the last of her magical energies, she casted her spell.

A snowstorm the force of a blizzard flew from the end of the scepter, billowing and blasting into the Butcher. Chunks of ice immediately formed around the Butcher, encasing some of his body parts, rooting him to the ground, freezing him in place. The Butcher roared in pain, as the icy maelstrom tore into his flesh. Pieces of his skin peeled off, his armor frozen in some places. Taking advantage of the distraction, Rylai turned and started running, panting.

“You little bitch!!” He roared, no longer smiling. “When I get ma hands on you, I'm gonna peel your skin off centimeter by centimeter, and make you into a coat!! Ya hear me?!” As she sprinted, his voice echoed out from behind her. She kept sprinting, as the sound of shattering glass filled the air. Her spell couldn't hold him for long. Already, he was breaking free, his pure brute strength cracking through the ice around his arms, restricting his movements.

“Get over here!!” He roared, and she ducked, barely dodging a huge hook that flew past her head, gouging chunks out of a tree in front of her. She gasped, and continued sprinting, as Pudge’s yell of frustration rumbled through the woods behind her.

>>182150323
Have fun desu
just dun care other

>>182150530
Despite her narrow escape, she continued sprinting. Her lungs were on fire now, burning deep into her heaving chest. Her legs were sore and aching, not used to running. She gasped, forcing herself to run. ‘Get away.’ the voice told her. ‘keep running. Don't stop!!” Putting in her last dregs of energy, she sprinted across the woods-

She tripped across a high root, sending her tumbling into a mud hole. Her body was soaked in mud now, weighing her down. Beneath the brown, sticky fluid, nobody could see her blond hair. Which was hopefully a good thing. As she stood up, she cried out in pain. Her ankle was sprained. Every time she stepped down on it, it sent a pain up her legs, making her wince and cry out in pain. Weighed down by mud, with a useless leg, she began to limp, as fast as she could to the west. Every step she took was agony, the pain reverberating through her.

‘You don't have much time. Run!!’

She ignored the pain, and put her foot on the ground, starting to jog once again. She couldn't sprint, not in this state. Forcing herself not to limp, she bit her lips and started to run again. Behind her, a loud roaring and crashing could be heard. The Butcher was on her tail.

Despite wanting to curl up in a ball and sob, Rylai continued on, crying out in pain as her injured leg shot pain into her hip, her lungs burning, a stitch in her side biting into her. She rounded a corner, and threw up, emptying her insides all over the forest floor. Damn it. That was a good sign though. When the body is exerting itself, it automatically empties its contents to ensure it doesn't hold any excess weight. The stomach acids burned her mouth and lips, her throat dry. Quickly wiping herself up, she continued running, gagging at the burning sensation on her throat, tears flowing down her face.

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>>182150638
>>182150530
>>182150442
>>182150359

>>182150638
Where was it? It had to be somewhere around here-

Then she saw it. Like a godsend. A tower sentry. Over forty feet in height, six or seven times wider than her, it loomed ahead, a protective sentinel. Its white marble walls circled with protective blue rune energies, crackling with power. She could almost laugh. If she got there, they couldn't do anything. The towers powerful strikes would pulverized even the toughest of armies. She was saved.

She started sprinting, her strength renewed, ignoring the pain in her gut and chest. “Hey!!” She yelled, as she neared it. “I'm here!!” she was so close. A few more meters in range and she would be safe under its protection-

“Not so fast.” A nasal, metallic voice rang out from behind her. She gasped, feeling despair soak through her being. A blue cable wrapped itself around her throat, a vice like grip that threatened to crush her slender neck. She turned her head around and saw the whip’s handler.

In the dim lighting, Razor’s entire being was a godly blue, shining with a malevolent aura. Around him, blue electricity sparked, making crackling sounds as it ionized the air around it. His breastplate was twisted and crooked, with spikes protruding sharply out of the sides. Despite being a very slender person, his aura of cruelty was unmistakable. He stalked about the underscape, ready to dispense agony to lost souls who caught his eye. His helmet, its horns twisted and curved at the ends, bore a beak, like a giant dystopian raptor.

He pulled her off her feet, and her back hit the floor. Gasping in pain, she cried out as a surge of pain shot through her leg. She had landed on her sprained ankle. The agony was excruciating, making her cry out in pain. Chuckling sadistically in his metallic tones, he began to drag her back from safety. “Save your screams for later, dear girl.” He smirked, as he dragged her away.

>>182150751
Rylai gasped in fear, and almost started weeping in despair. She had been so close to rescue. And now this happened. The frustration was beyond words. But it was this frustration that gave her strength.

Her blond hair caked with mud, her limbs sore and tired, her body sagging with fatigue, still she struggled. She grabbed the cable, pulling with all her remaining strength, throwing Razor off balance. He snarled. Still, Rylai struggled, clawing at the ground, trying to pull herself in range of the tower. Just a few more meters.

The whip tightened around her neck mercilessly, making her gasp helplessly. Spit dribbled down her lips as she choked for air. “Keep struggling.” Razor laughed, as he pulled the leash, making the chord cut deeper into her throat, cutting off her air supply. “See what happens.” She whimpered, her vision turning blurry, black spots dotting her sight. Razor mercifully released the whip a few seconds later, leaving her on the floor, gasping for air.

“Good girl.” Razor chuckled, which was when Rylai leapt up and struck. Her friend Lanaya, drilled into her that surprise was often the best attack. Razor had his guard down. Now was the time. She jumped, throwing dirt into his helmet, through the eyeholes. She heard cursing, as the sand momentarily blinded him, cutting his eyes. She immediately threw a punch at the blue oppressor. She swung her whole body, letting the force carry through her arms. She had slender arms, but she could throw a wicked hook if she needed to.

Her fist bounced off razors armor, with a sickening cracking sound. She cried out in pain, clutching her hand, her knuckles bleeding and cracked. Her hand was on fire. She could feel her tendons pulsing, strained and pulled. His armor was tough. It felt like she was punching a rock wall. She turned and faced Razor, her hand hanging at her side, limp and useless.

>>182150846
“Did you really try to do that, you silly girl?” Razor sighed, before Rylai smashed her scepter into his head. It was a vicious swing, that made Razor curse. The scepter broke into two, but managed to force Razor a step back, throwing him off balance. The sapphire lost its light, and Rylai screamed in horror, as she felt her source of arcane disappear. Her scepter was essential to casting her spells. It held all her energy. Without it, she was unable to use magic. She started limping towards the tower. Just a few more meters!! If she could just get there in time, this ploy might just have paid off-

“You silly girl.” Razor hissed, and Rylai felt a chord tighten around her ankle, pulling her off balance. She fell face down into the ground, just less than a meter out of tower range. The frustration of being so close yet so far made her cry, tears flowing down her face. Then the chord tugged, and she felt her broken hand twist awkwardly against the floor. She screamed in pain.

“Oh dear me.” Razor smiled, as he dragged the petite blond girl closer towards him, his chord gripping like iron around her leg. “Is the little girl in pain?” He laughed, as Rylai lay, crying on the floor. “Don't worry. I have some anaesthetic for you.”

The air crackled with lightning and was filled with the smell of ozone. Rylai gasped and began to struggle, but was helpless as the current ravaged her body, coursing through her. She opened up her mouth to scream, her body jerking and spasming, but found no air.

Only a cold oblivion.

>>182150421
>>182150421
the chain post you replied to

>>182150421
read the Steam TOS

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Name a better smurf hero. Protip: you can.

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What mmr you at boys? 3k shitter here

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>>182151515
>nerf and reworked over and over
>still manages to stay relevant
what other heroes are like this /d2g/?

>>182151595
Batrider, Dark Seer, Earth Spirit

>>182151541
I don't play ranked. It's silly to ever believe that you're good at this game.

>>182151961
>I'm just eternally bad and there's nothing I can possibly do to ever improve

What a lazy attitude. Were you born a loser?

>all of SA gets btfo'd by t3 euro teams
really makes you think

How is Warlock a balanced hero?

>>182153241
no mobility, lackluster slow, and requires enemy team to group up for a good fatal bonds and no good farming tools

>QO playing pubg
I mean normally I'd appreciate this but you're kind of less than 1 month away from the tournament of your life which you may never get to again

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Why hasn't anyone picked up Planet Dog yet?

>>182141980

>>182152728
Not him, but I only started gitting gud at the game when I stopped playing ranked. Not having to care about your autism number makes self-critique fun and you will naturally improve over time by worrying about your plays instead of your rank changes.

>>182154391
mouz chose the wrong fucken team

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>>182143717
BASED
why is Fly dating a Christian girl? Note that she said God, not G-d.

>>182154523
LoL teams are getting more expensive aren't they?

>>182154431
You can still play ranked and git gud at the game. It's all about the attitude. If you can relax in unranked because there's no rank to care about, you can relax in ranked by consciously not giving a fuck about your rank.

>>182154769
yeah you gotta pay for all them viewbots firstly.

>>182154627
I think mouz picked them because of their history of not disbanding/changing players

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>>182145160
Isn't it obvious? We use this to push loli pugna until Valve is forced to make a loli pugna arcana.

What, you thought you could get loli pugna for free?

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>>182154915
That kind of quality would be worth every penny

how does /d2g/ deal with crippling depression?

>>182154824
I wish they'd just buy Team NP, as unlikely as that is now that they're sponsored. I dislike these stupid teams with meaningless acronyms for names meme.

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>>182155238
Play dota when you wake up, and continue playing until you go to bed
>mfw

>>182141815
why do you even bother with this game

you repeat the same thing over and over again. you come here and look at "hehe dank memes" even tho its just obvious its a thing leached to some boring meme but hehe its so funy becaus its truu xd

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Your daily dose of fresh memes

>>182155238
not a doctor, but have you considered seeing one?

>>182154810
Not giving a fuck about your rank while trying to improve is nonsensical.

>>182155383
what is the "it" that he's referring to?

>>182149060
It doesn't mean any more than giving them the information they have available when you spend money on their platform.

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>>182155383
>Honestly I don't hate Dota or want it to die
>That's why I went to League when one is becoming dead while the other is still growing

People from Riot will never not confuse me

>>182150201
you have to pick a carry that isn't a traditional farming carry.
Something like Visage.
You just run around the map bursting down any hero you see, you can do that the moment you hit level 6.

>>182155383
>I didn't try to kill dota
>that's why I tried to kill dota
? ?
?

>>182154391

Very easy to identify asian traps ; noodle arms and legs and a manjaw.

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>>182155383
>acting humble and sincere
>focus on meaningless positive emotions about the future that are completely irrelevant
>apologise for things that are completely irrelevant
>"it's all lies and I'm in the right, but I never intend to prove it"
How can one man sustain himself on such PR bullshit alone?

>>182153241
He's balanced by the fact that he does absolutely nothing while Offering is on cooldown.

>>182155383
Why is he so fucking butthurt about dota?

>>182150201
>Playing support feels useless. Am I wrong? Am I just bad at supports?
Yes and yes. Below 4k playing support in solo matches is a crapshoot because you are praying to god that your cores won't throw hard and blame you for it.

>>182155979
because the community turned on him when he shut playdota down to promote his new company riot

>>182155979
we got more prize money than them

>>182156016
Sure, but what if the support just doesn't support?

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>>182155587
"it" refers to completely removing the hub of the dota community and replacing it pic related

>>182155383
>kills Dota
>we end up winning
was Trudeau right?

>>182154120
kelly was probably the one who put the ad out on craigslist

>>182156016
>>182150201
when you play support in the trench, you're not playing pro-dota support. You really cannot play position 5 at this MMR- there is no room for it in the meta. What you're basically playing is more like position 3.5/4.

Omniknight/Abaddon/Visage are pretty good "supports" to play. Someone who can benefit from farming but isn't wholly reliant on it to actually do something in the game.

>>182156206
>implying wards are worth buying at an MMR when people don't look at the minimap

The first two wards you buy at the beginning of the game are to check if your cores have map awareness.

>>182156016
Its because your way of supporting is wrong.

You think that its about roaming/warding/pulling etc.

In pubs its all about saving your fucktarded cores when they overextend or get caught and enabling them so even a monkey will carry ur game.

Also tilting enemy

>>182156274
Well isn't that a lie and a great big fuck you
How did he expect anything different?

>>182156381
I don't give a shit about wards. I have enough awareness to play trashbracket without any wards.
The problem comes in with things like being faced with a very strong offlaner and the support simply refusing to assist in anyway.

>>182156381
>implying
dazzle is a goat support all versions
he fucks bitches with no farm and buffs your entire team

>>182154638
>he doesnt know about the jew-asian meme
jews are the biggest demographic of yellow fever

>>182156381
>Omniknight/Abaddon/Visage are pretty good "supports" to play
None of those can contend aggressive offlanes, therefore they're pretty useless picks.

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>>182156274
>dota 1 was 10 years ago

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>yet another game with four russians on my team and five russians on the enemy team
I've now climbed to almost 6k mmr with my own blood, sweat and tears
when will I be free of them?

>>182156476
He lives in culture where being positive about what you're doing in the future and acting sincerely sorry about anything you've done wrong in the past is considered as a perfectly good way to absolve any guilt.

Employer reviews of Riot are fucking hilarious. They're a company full of hardcore SJW sycophantic yes-men.

>go out for a smoke
>3 new cobwebs have appeared
they're multiplying
send help

>>182157141
dude spiders are great
who do you think eats all the annoying bugs?
you should go the the pet store & buy some crickets as a thank you

>>182156287
>winning
i don't think we're winning
if you're looking at it from a money perspective, all the tv deals, sponsors and the sheer amount of people giving money via microtransactions adding up means that LoL is a "richer" game, it's just that they share less with the pro players

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>>182157291
>buying bugs
>when bugs are literally everywhere

>>182157291
>t. spider

>>182157468
w/e man just do something nice for the spiders

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>>182157530
>do something nice for things which are doing their job

I hate you guys sometimes

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>>182157291

What position do I play to win games that isn't mid?

>>182157291
Come on broodmother you're gonna have to try harder than that.

>>182156476
the people I played with in dota switched to lol and hon before the release of the beta, the community in lol was completely different than it was now because it was all dota players who could take an insult
Most people who kept playing lol after the beta got banned, which means the most valuable accounts in lol are almost all owned by dotards
>>182157294
>broadcasting rights owned by a disney joint venture
The worst thing Riot ever did was destroying casting to be """"""""professional""""""""

>>182157925
middle arc warden

is there anything scarier that getting reality rifted into 5 big horse cocks that kills you in 1 second

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>>182158147
that doesn't sound scary at all

>>182158147
getting fucked by identical electric alien twins

https://www.twitch
.tv/esl_csgo

esports is on dotards

why is BTS hosting a BR LAN?

what do you do when you get minute 1 dove offlane constantly and your offlane camps are warded and you already have a faggot jungler?

>>182156381
>>182156414
Learning to wrangle your tards is important, but I like you said, roles are pretty loose in low MMR. Your exact choice of hero is what matters most since normal skill players suck at farming, so there will be enough gold left for you anyway. I've done my fair share of "supporting" while farming a 20 minute Radiance which is an item that can win literally any game in retard level.
>>implying wards are worth buying at an MMR when people don't look at the minimap
You don't ward for your team, you ward for yourself so you can safely pick off enemies you know are alone.

>>182158240
dude i'm so burnt out from esports
next thing i'll watch is probably ti fuck dreamleague

>lose 3 in a row
time to black out at at 11am bye d2g

>>182158328
always quit after the first loss senpai

>>182158253
dont be a faggot that skimps on your spark wraith traps

>>182158253
>picking notbristleback in 7.06e

>>182158253
>and your offlane camps are warded
Buy a sent a deward it.
If i cant, then i go to the main jungle. Or tell the support to buy you a sentry.
Also, tell them to tp when you get dove

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>>182157291

I have 29 tarantulas and I wish I knew how to make sets for DOTA 2, I'd make a broodmother set that looked like a P.Metallica. Pic related.

>>182158872
doesnt matter if I deward it even they will still walk in there and kill me

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>invoker arteezy

>>182159003
Then buy a ward and put it in your offlane lane (next to the shrine)
If they come, go the jungle. Tell the support to TP to kill their supports.
If he doesn't pay attention, nothing else you can do. Go jungle.

>>182159103
so they took an l on purpose just to leave china earlier?

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>the only way Alliance can win a LAN is to play in Peru
its Zephyr all over again

>>182158989
How big is that one?

>>182159353

That isn't any of mine, but they can get between 7-9 inches at full size.

>>182159348
>Zephyr
I wish he was in dota

>>182159464
D E A D W O O D

>>182159457
>7-9 inches at full size
perfect fit for my cock

>>182159561
>go mid with 100 damage at level 1
>slow and -armor root means you can threaten most heroes 1 on 1
>one shot any hero at level 6
NICE DESIGN $2

https://discord.gg/S9CJv8T

Discord for D2G. Needs Admins and open to ideas for channels.

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@182159829

>>182159829
didn't you learn last thead? fuck off

>>182159910

What happened the last thread? Because it wasn't me.

I just found out how EG ruined Paparazi..'s 10k. Jesus, I didn't think I'd be so sad about this.

The guy has owned Sumail and Miracle for the world to see when he became 1v1 champion, and would probably do the same with Arteezy if they met at the tournament. Yet people still talked shit about him, and thought he didn't deserve it (lol).

We gweilos are truly the worst. May China break teh curse and win another TI this year, I'll be rooting for them.

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man listening to Tobi cast this tier 4 tourney brings back some memories

>>182160018
shut the fuck up faggot

>>182159464
tfw no zephyr, vamp or shadowblade hero

>>182160091
>Not watching Ayesee

HAMMER = DROPPED
SABRES = RATTLED
ISSUE = FORCED
ANKLES=WET
PUSH = TP REACTED
DOLLAR = SHORT
DAY = LATE
THOUGHT = BETTER
HAND = COOKIE JAR
BUTT = SLAPPED
SKILL = CONNECTED
MUSCLES = FLEXED
WELCOME = OVERSTAYED
WORK = GONE TO
FIGHT = COMMITTED TO
SPOT = ON
GOLD = INFUSED
WICKETS = SPLIT
DAY = AT THE END

>If Ayesee casted TI2
"THE BAGLES ARE STORMING THE RIVER
NA'VI ARE ABOUT TO BECOME BREAD STICKS IF THEY DON'T REALIZE WHAT IS GOING ON
DARKSYLL SHHHH STOP TALKING ABOUT NAGA COUNTERS
BLACK HOLLEEEEEE
THE WEASELS WERE TURNED INTO RATTLESNAKES
DENDI DROPS THE HAMMER TO THE PEDAL ON THE METAL OYOYOYOYOY OPAPOPA OYOYOYOY
DENDI
DENDI
DENDI
IG WERE A DAY LATE A DOLLAR SHORT WITH THAT SMOKE"

Tobi:

>THERE'S YOUR RP
>NOW LODER, HE HAS HIS MJOLLNIAH UP AND RUNNING, BUT WITH HIS TEAM ON THE SIDELINES AND DENDI HAS THE GHEM TO TAKE A CRACK AT DEWARDING, AND YEAH, EASIEST DEWARDING OF HIS LIFE EVEN WITH THE CUDDLE BLAST AND THAT?S ALL SHE WROTE
>IT'S A DISASTAH
>WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH THEIR LIVES? - courtesy of CV

BTS studio:
>Oh boy, oh gee, I'm so happy all the time, what do you think Godz, great RP catching 4, right?
>Most people don't know this, LD, but Chinese usually only catch 5 with their RPs. What do you think Lumi?
>Jeshus, I mean, ushually you'd eshpectrf some more pashienss from s4, but yeah, pfllrtbrbrtbtt, they're playing OUT OF THEIR MINDSH

The GD Studio:
>Where's my whisky? You bloody bastards, stop wanking to Soe on 4chan. God dammit, Bruno explain the lanes.
>So, we'll have the Benomancer on the eassy lane, and we're using Ogre Magi because we have no Jakiro. I'm going to repeat it. BENOMANCER. Draskyll?
>I mean, Jakiro is not THAT important of a hero, by any strech of the imagination. I'm not saying he's THAT good, too. It's just that he's pretty much average in most ways, and ends up just being a medium hero over all. Who do you think will be in mid, Weppas, Mag or Puck?
>... Yeah

>>182159829
>already expired

>>182155340
sounds like you're only making it worse
i cant play more than 3 dota games per day

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>BTS studio:
>Oh boy, oh gee, I'm so happy all the time, what do you think Godz, great RP catching 4, right?
>Most people don't know this, LD, but Chinese usually only catch 5 with their RPs. What do you think Lumi?
>Jeshus, I mean, ushually you'd eshpectrf some more pashienss from s4, but yeah, pfllrtbrbrtbtt, they're playing OUT OF THEIR MINDSH

EVERY FUCKING TIME

dont like the posting style here

>>182158201
i want to kiss fuTA tummy and her other places too

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>>182152875
Honestpy though
Aside from secret vs sg, can antone name one valid reason infamous deserves a ticket to TI over a team with potential, like spirit?

@182160453
don't let the door hit you on the way out

>>182160131
?

Are you thrash as well?

>>182158989
Neat. I've always wanted to get a tarantula, but never actually gotten around to it. If I ever do it, I'm getting C. Versicolor myself. Have you got one of them too?