Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>>182184056
pudge

>>182184087
asking for a friend

TA in Waga's cosmetic got robbed

Pudge should not have won

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nice game
now stuck at blackscreen

>>182184167
blacked.com

>>182184034
Pugna is a boy stop forcing this meme pls

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nth for /ourgirl/ Rylai

>>182184204
It's a beta.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XtdsYtgtC8&feature=youtu.be&t=8

who is the lion of damascus of dota?

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Monkey Queen arcana when?

I reach the calibration point for mmr. What hero should I spam on those 10 games to get a nice MMR?

I know how to play Viper, Spirit Breaker, CM, PA, Sniper, Drown.

Any of those its ok, or should I learn another?

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>>182184301
www.youtube.com/watch?v=huKjg65Xz-E&

when will valve allow us to choose the gender of heroes with cosmetics ?

>>182184430
visage

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>>182184430
you should be playing unranked

>>182184430
Viper is probably fine, it does a lot of damage and doesn't die. PA is good if your dotabuff says "normal skill"
zeus is real good

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>>182184512
>male Lina
would he also be a giant slut?

>>182184430
Troll Warlord and Luna

>>182184430
viper unless you want to be full on support slut CM

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>>182184603
not as slutty as male CM

>>182184430
calibration games won't influence your mmr much

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>>182184681
umm CM is pure...

>>182184681
>tfw no CM (male) arcana for only 50$

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viper is a perfectly good safelaner
whats the enemy carry gonna do when your attacking him with a skadi and his 5 seconds bkb runs out trying to kill your ass that has 40 armor and extra magic resist huh?
fucking nothing

>>182184813
then again what the fuck are you gonna do

>>182184813
He's not going to attack you, he'll just kill all your teammates and walk past you to take your towers.

>>182184813
what if he like just walks away from you
what do you do then

>>182184913
>>182184956
he cant kill my teammates/towers when he cant even move before succumbing to my poison and deadly autoattacks
>>182184993
>walking away
>from skadi viper
lol

>>182184813
*blinks behind u*
*kills the rest of your team*

I have this RARE tinker set

http://dota2.gamepedia.com/Submerged_Hazard

Anyone want it? willing to "trade" it. (AKA Gifting because valve is a bunch of fucking jews enabling DRM on hats)
Link profile if interested please. Looking for a Crab Nyx specifically but will accept offers.

>>182185096
So he'll walk a bit slower than usual. Viper just tickles any proper farmed carry after 30 min.

>>182185203
skadi viper is like 180% slow or smtg

>>182185203
>viper with a mjolnir and his passive
>tickling
what did he mean by this

can these retards stop picking fucking lifestealer in my pubs
this hero is fucking dogshit and we had no good infest target in our team

>>182185275
you try that and tell us how that goes champ

>>182185415
i did, thats why im shitposting about
mjolnir gives viper
>attackspeed
>fast farming
>extra damage
>a shield that synergizes well with his passive and tankyness
need i say more?
the shackles of a meta dont contain me
nor should they contain you my metaslave friend

immortal III when

>>182184592
Im pretty retarded. In wich part of my dotabuff should I read "normal skill" or "high skill" etc

>There is people who play Overwatch in this general right now
I'm onto you

>>182185629
Nvm I just realize what you are talking about. Sorry

>>182185578
it doesn't work, because it won't trigger with viper's orb

>>182185578
but then again why would anyone subject themselves to ge pain that is playing viper

>>182185629
i think it's safe to assume you're in normal skill
it's written in your match list btw

>>182185812
7.00
Maelstrom's Chain Lightning is no longer a Unique Attack Modifier.
Mjollnir's Chain Lightning is no longer a Unique Attack Modifier.
6.87
Viper
Poison Attack is no longer a Unique Attack Modifier.

>>182185812
>orb
what are those
thought there are only attack modifiers now that stack with everything haha

>>182185895
fucking icefraud, really?
I swear, this mechanic needs to come back.

Tobi is so annoying and cringey I can't stand him

>>182185981
the only UAMs left are ODs, mana break, and lifesteal from morbid mask and items that build from it

>>182186021
fuck off cyborgfat
tobi is /OURFÜHRER/

>>182186021
Tobi is one of /ourguys/

Oh right, so these sugar drink ads we're getting in the stream..
I've started diluting my diet soda with water, 1:1
The beetus actually scares me despite me being underweight
Iced drinks are nice, hopefully I can ween myself off soda but still wouldn't mind 1:1

>>182186021
you mean durka right

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>>182186021
tobi has always been and will always be our boy

holy shit why brewmaster ult is so fucking BAD
give 30 ms to every panda after split, give them passive phase movement and make brew revert to his original form after split niggers die instead of dying with them

>>182186142
NIGGA JUST DRINK WATER JESUS

>>182186438
How do you lose all 3 of them? Earth is hard to kill and wind just ghost walks away.

>>182186438
just make it so the ult summons storm spirit, earth spirit and ember spirit

>>182186438
or
just play brewmaster as a rightclick carry with a radiance so you atleast stay semi-useful if youre forced to pop ult

>>182186535
Look dude, it's a relatively cheap luxury drink I have that makes me feel good

>>182186142
>being afraid of a little beetus
pussy

>>182186845
I don't want my toes to fall off or suddenly collapse on the street in front of my future kids
Sue me, sir

>>182186142
just cut out all soda excpet occasionally when you eat out or go to a party lmao, soda is cigarette tier of putting bad shit in your body.

>>182186968
>wanting kids
>sir
el réddito!

>>182187030
no reddit doesnt want to have kids or advance their life in any way because of the rise of racism and drumpf, but really they are just manchildren who are trying to blame their failures on a mean president.

>>182187030
>antinatalism
bonjour reddit

>>182183049
its actually decent thanks

>>182186051
unless it was changed and i missed it, vlads is the exception and not a UAM; its why AMs used to build vlads for a couple patches

>>182187156
>thinking kids actually add something to your life
you wont fool me redditor

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Hey /d2g/ quick rundown, when is undying a good pick?

I'm queuing right now and I think i'm gonna pick him

>>182187223
Vladimir never was Unique, it was always an aura.
That's the entire point of the item.

>>182187223
well it's an aura not a modifier so it's been built on AM since forever

>>182186142

being underweight is a common characteristic of Type I Diabetes.

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reminder

>>182187371
Will the squishy heroes become even more squishy?
Can they get the tomb stone?
Can you build tank and tank ahgs or support?

>>182187292
really really wondering who might behind this post

>>182187371
He's shitty version of Phoenix. Don't bother.
Tombstone went from one of best early teamfight abilities to a joke.

>>182187454
I have always rooted for the team that picks more interesting heroes unless EG, Na'vi, or VP are playing

>>182187223
vlads has always been an aura thus not an orb

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>>182187543
oy vey go- anon, i dont know what you mean

>>182187415
If you have Type 1 you either know or you're dead.

>>182187372
>>182187395
>>182187610
he said "morbid and the items built from it," i was just clarifying; i know vlads is an aura

>>182187557
phoenix isn't good vs trilane

Is damage-oriented winter wyvern possible/viable/good?

>>182187415
Is type 1 the one where you're born with it?
I don't have that if it is and I don't exactly have either type1/2 symptoms (touchwood though)

>>182187848
type 1 is genetic
type 2 is the one the develops from obesity and unhealthy lifestyle

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>>182187371
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?

UNDYING WAS JUST PICKED

who wants to be valve announce a dota 2 card game at TI7?

>>182187848

I was just pointing that you shouldn't rule out diabetes just because you're not overweight.

Also sodie pops are poison and you should daily intake.

>play CK
>go to lane with OoV, Mango, and some regen
>either free farm, or literally just kill anyone that thinks they can come into my lane for the first 15 minutes and fuck with me
>emerge with Armlet, Treads, and Echo Sabre
>build BKB before 25 minutes because I'm not dumb
>shit stomp everyone in team fights for next 20 minutes because I'm a fucking farmed CK
How do you lose with this hero? I understand that the ulti is kind of shit against teams with AoE, but 5k HP critmaster horse man doesn't even need his illusions to be strong as fuck from the beginning to the end of the game.

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>>182187454
you are still blind my son, unlock you true potential

>>182188096
what about diet soda? :^)
atleast you wont get the beetus from that

>>182188096
Yeah I know dawg
I can confirm I didn't have it because of my last blood test like 2 months ago

>>182188152
>no battlefury
pleb

>>182187996
SG are known undying pickers, its one of the few heroes their 4k supports can play

>>182188012
that sounds awful, why would you turn wizard chess into a wizard card game when hearthstone holds the monopoly on that

>>182188012
I'd play the fuck out of it, but balance would be an issue. What kind of card game? A simple one like Hearthstone which would be trash? Or one like MtG?

>it's another LiNaThEsLaYeR episode

not nerfed enough desu

>>182188426
I thought gwent was the superior autism collector game?

>>182188426
>hearthstone
>monopoly

blizzard only holds a monopoly on blizzdrones, hearthstone hasn't killed any card game

>>182188641
video game* card game, i misspoke

>>182187827
You're basically shit sniper.
No, it's very obviously not good.

>>182188183
well my 2 favorite heroes huskar and enchantress also have great porn potential so im still good
.>>182188292
mael>battle fury on non-am heroes, especially heroes that have crits and illusions.

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>>182188183
AND THIS... IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER... BEYOND

>>182188194

Good for all I know, there are some studies that have instigated on long term health effects of diet soda consumption, but so far none of them are conclusive.

Water is the best though.

when is matumywoman going to stream again

>>182188838
beastmaster is better with a battlefury though

>>182188292
buy maelstrom, it's better
Illusions get attack speed, they don't benefit from cleave, regen or damage

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>>182188195
>doctor asks me if I wanted to be tested for HIV at my check up
>don't want him to know I'm a virgin so I say yes

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>He's trying to make /ourgirl/ even more popular by putting his girl in our's clothes
Nice

>>182189060
>caring about what other people thing about you being a virgin
pathetic, no wonder youre a virgin(not by choice)

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>>182188876
you are like a little baby
wathc THIS

>>182187732
This is why Muslims are taking over Europe

>>182189060
Dude, he's a doctor who probably looks at people's asses for hemorrhoids and sticks his fingers up butts and asks them to cough or warty vaginas
Why would he care if you've never had sex?
I hope you live in not-USA otherwise you'll probably pay for that HIV test with next month's salary or something

>>182188967
beastmaster doesnt have a crit or illusions.

>>182189361
America has better healthcare than Europe

>>182189368
my mistake

>>182189423
yeah if you got the money

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>>182189241
>rooting for the team that requires reality to rewrite itself to prove /d2g/ wrong
this is why I cheer for NP

>>182189060

It's ok if you're an 18yo kid, now if you're still a virgin at 22-23 you should honestly just end it

>>182189241
the only redpilled choice

>fng tping right next to bountry rune instead of grabbing it and then tping
I guess that's why I'm not a pro player
I would've taken the bounty rune and watch my carry die, cancel the tp then farm bot lane

>>182189558
TNC at TI6 also came under that

Jimmy surprised everyone

>>182189614
t. slave to the vaginal jew

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>>182189614
>22-23

>>182189614
maybe if you stopped posting pictures of anime girls and got a fucking job and a life you wouldnt be a fucking virgin blogging to people on this shitty website that does literally nothing positive for you

>>182189614
>randomly lost it at 19
>know I'm never going to touch a woman again in my entire life
heh nothing personnel

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>durka cast

>>182189492
or any middle class job, its not that hard.

>>182190190
ok

Is there a viable Alacrity/Cold Snap Invoker build out there? Like pure physical power build.

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>>182189241

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>>182190425

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anyone else not play solo anymore?
I actually have trouble getting past 4300 for some reason even though ive been as high as 5200 solo
my party is 5600 and solo is 4100, each time I go solo in my spare time its usually just boring and depressing having to play with 4 randoms who all hate eachother and rarely win enough games in a day to break even. I actually have trouble getting past 4300 for some reason even though ive been as high as 5200 solo

>>182190768
So execration? Assuming TI7.

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>>182190768
we are reaching the limits of human consciousness

>>182190835
I'm in the same boat, Ive been stuck at 4300 for weeks now, just like I was at 3800 and I've been to 4700 years ago. The grind is real.

>>182190964
yeah maximum 9gag incoming

>>182189927
dELET THIS

>>182189614
does licking a girl's vagina make me not a virgin?

>>182191438
depends
was she dead?
was it a human female?

I don't miss sex itself, I miss eating girls out

>>182191438
it makes you extra virgin

>>182191438

I dunno I was just memeing but your situation is at least intriguing how the fuck do you lick a minge and not but benis in bagina?

>>182191438

if it was a girl(male) and a vagina(penis) then no

>>182191535
we were 16 and just fooling around
didn't really want to stick it in cause I doubted it would last

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this old guy could be a movie star

>>182187292
they add peace of mind so you accept death.
you dont want to be old and still fear it because thats the worst.

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when you've become so irrelevant you need to wear a hat with your name on it to remind people who you are

>>182192170
i literally dont give a shit about death, only fear the method of it

>>182192276
im sure your mentality will stay the same for the next 50 years

>>182192339
>implying i want to live 50 years more
id be happy with 25 max desu

>>182191507
the last one i went down on, had dark-like borders and didn't look all that great. It was clean and all but it just looked bad

>>182192205
he's launching a fashion brand dumbass, check redit

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>>182192205
oh god is this mumbling faggot going to force himself into casting because he's le living legend

>>182191674
cute

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>>182192475
more fool me for not keeping up to date with the hot goss on reddit

>>182192492
I'd take cuckda over gorman any day of the year

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>>182192339
>kids changed my life

>>182192205
JUST

What is the most autistic role? Carry?

>>182193001
mid

Pity the soda plebs who can't appreciate the patrician taste of coffees and teas.

>>182193001
Yes. It's literally about clicking on as many npcs as you can in the shortest amount of time.

Medio Lleno

>peruvians in charge of production value

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Guys
Please pick me next time you play Dota 2
Thank you

what breed of wetback is fogged?

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>>182193067
>not living purely off water and cum

Been gone for 2 days. What did I miss?

Any hot new memes?

Any worthwhile pro games?

Did Tony settle his quarry?

>pick ck
>enemy pick fucking medusa, invoker and earth shaker
>they still lose
i wonder what was thought process behind these picks, did they really think that medusa is a good pub hero?

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>An enemy in their team buys a shadow blade
Your supports are dumbfounded, unable to deal with this mixup.

Around which MMR does this stop? I'm a lowly "high skill" player but it's quite ridiculous I must say

>>182193067
>soda is something you drink when youre thirsty
>coffe/tea is something you drink when you feel like it/need it to stay focused because of lmao caffeine
or are you telling me you drink coffee and tea all day?

>>182193001
worst - pos 5
mid
carry
best - another autistic piece of shit
godtier - 3.5

>>182193296
adelaide got perma range banned

>>182193391
don't toy with my heart

>>182193309
comp play. pubs are always weak to invis in general unless a detection hero is involved

>>182193391
man I wish

>>182193349
jesus
water is what you drink when you're thirsty
coffee/tea is what you drink for pleasure

>>182193195
i think he's half greek half spanish

>>182193515
but water has flouride and female hormones in them

>>182193349
>soda is something you drink when youre thirsty
American?

>>182193593
then buy a water filter you pussy

>>182193593
>he doesn't have his own well

lamoing @ ur life

>>182193593
and fish fuck in it

>>182193298
Medusa's aghs turns ck off.

You won because you're better than them, not because their hero was bad versus yours.

>>182193309
how come nobody lost their shit when ned was beheaded or jaime got his hand chopped off but when ramsay gets too handsy they start screaming their heads off?

>>182193195
ioannis loucas, greek as shit, look at his perfect alexandrian nose

>>182193296
New commissions

>>182193391
gosh i hope so
it would mean my insta-reporting everytime I saw the love-live posts actually did something despite him pulling out his router

>>182193606
didnt mean the ones that are cock full of sugar

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I want luna to _____ on my face

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>>182193663
i wonder who's behind this post

>>182193953
Where do you live where soda isn't full of sugar?
Keep in mind diet soda isn't really soda anymore

>>182193960
spit

>>182194102
>its not soda if its not full of sugar
american?

>>182194102
diet soda uses fake sugar which is literally worse

>>182194102
here is kebabistan soda is what sparkling water is called

if a t1 carry said to kyle hey I want to join your team, do you think kyle would tell moo to fuck off or nah?

>>182194198
man swedish people are weird

>>182194102
Literally club soda you dip.

Although why anyone would want to drink it strait is beyond me.

>>182194163
theres no winning with "MUH HEALTH" people
eating fucking salad will give you cancer nowdays
or so people say

>>182194314
salad is bad for you because people drench it with dressing and ends up with more calories than a big mac

>>182194292
demon would get kicked again

>>182194373
>caring this much for food
spoted the vegan

Why do we keep getting raided by these faggots talking about soda?

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>>182194296
>not Germany

>>182194163
aspartame is the single most tested food additive on the planet because of this meme and guess what? they never find any danger to it

>55 packs opened
>fucking mind control is the only card I don't have
dammnit

so if spirit makes it to the finals we'll see [A](NIP) vs old VP

>>182194538
hol up, liquid sweeteners cause diarrhea if you consume too much

>>182194538
>studies done by coke show that coke is good for you

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>>182194543
>wanting badnoone

>>182194639
>if you consume too much
then don't. Eat too many apricots and you'll get diarrhea, eat too many bananas and you'll get congested. Doesn't mean they're unhealthy

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I dont get it, its just water, why is everyone afraid of drinking it? Its not like its going to kill you like soda or coffee actually will

>>182194543
i had to manually dust shitload of cards to get puppey, wish he was gold tho

>>182194759
i just wanted to meme it up anon

>>182194680
>>182194543
>mind control
>noone
nigga you dum

>>182194762
>not adding camellia sinensis to your water

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does anyone actually give a shit about player cards?

>>182194857
not as dumb as you nigga

>>182194879
>not adding sugar and vinegar to your water

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Daily reminder to stay hydrated

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>>182194639
Ah sorbitol. Be careful with that shit.
Polyols like sorbitol are banned from sugar free drinks for that exact reason

>>182193960
kiss me

Also why is zai allowed to look like such a fuccboi on his player card?

>>182194538
no danger doesn't mean it taste good

>>182195024
sure thing bby i'll do it with some sodas!

I like force staff. That's probably why I like TNC even though they're tier 2. Any other teams who utilizes force staff in their strategies well?

>>182195265
but I'll get too fat to fit into my favorite panties if I drink too much soda >_<

>>182195116
Aspartame

>>182195372
our guys

>>182195384
coke zero or pepsi max
sweetie

>>182195384
>drinking sugary soda
american?

>>182195604
murrifat confirmed

didn't fng used to be good?

>>182195604
>drinking muslim semen
european?

>>182195532
>falling for the zero calorie meme
theres a reason why people who drink diet soda are still fat

>>182195687
>>182195604
>two aussies throwing shit at each other
its my favourite episode

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Are we ever going to get better bait than the soda meme here

>>182195687
>beeing this amerifat and pol
is d2g another containment board?

>>182195807
subvocalizer will always be the best bait

>>182195662
>>182195687
>>182195764
Jokes on all of you. I am actually a Leaf.

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>>182195808
triggered swemalian detected

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>>182195604
its funny cos american soda has shit corn syrup sugar instead of superior master race cane sugar

>>182195989
And the joke is on you

for i too am a leaf

>>182195808
d2g isn't a board so no

i want to summon
ruru
frog role player
2GD
to revive this dead tjread of alive gaem

>>182196004
what I find really weird is that theres a thing called low frusctose corn syrup which you pour on popcorn, but American drink high fructose corn syrup. Just think about this for a second.

>tfw playing Random Draft as my main gamemode instead of all pick

this feels far different, the picks are a lot more varied without being as restrictive as single draft
it also helps me decide on what to pick thanks to the limited pool
i love it

>>182195807
is that mayo?
mayo on pizza?

>companion cube cosmetic for wisp
>plays still alive
hmm yes cosmetic integrity i see

>>182196234
ranch dressing, its an American thing

>>182196215
you're playing with worse players lmao

>>182196234
no its very shitty mozzarella cheese

>>182196307
i want to try it now

Reddit spoken. Rubick's victory is imminent. Why even try.
http://imgur.com/DwRdwIu

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>>182196327
>you're playing with worse players lmao
what did he mean by this

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>>182195808
>is d2g another containment board?
entire 4chan is a containment board for /pol/
>>182196004
this
>american friend brings coke from america claiming it's better
>>182196215
been playing all random exclusively for a while, i really improved myself and increased my hero-pool significantly.

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>>182196234
Japan loves mayo on pizza

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>post 2016
>say anything not pc in a tourny stream
>get banned
epic

>>182195989
me too rofl

don't bully Americans!

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>>182196126
why is she so perfect?

is digiorno any good? I could go for some pizza right now

>>182196537
nice bod but looks like she got hit in the face with a frying pan

>>182196537
she is the only kind of beautiful there is
powerful

wait you can't load anymore
wtf

>>182196537
Ruru looks like shes into femdom

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>chasing them back
wtf they were thinking

>>182196785
will you trow some lite for me? im only here for dota cause i cant do anything but f5 until later today

>>182196948
people (that aren't brainwashed by (((them)))) like to look at aesthetic things

>>182196401
the player pool for random draft (((ranked))) queue is lower-skilled than the pool for allpick at the same mmr

>>182196689
>femdom loving sugar mommy
this is my fetish desu, i found one doujin with this as the plot and wanked to solely that for over two years

>>182196948
marketing baka

>>182196948
because white people are the only ones who can afford these products they're pushing
exactly like how the people in the manila masters commercials spoke good english and didn't look like domestic helpers

>>182197054
any source on that?

>>182197054
allrandomers make better teammaters
it is known

>>182197076
>>182196948
aw fuck you piece of shit
you baited me into /pol/posting
mods please have mercy and don't adelaide me

>>182197054
seconding >>182197161
that said, I don't play ranked

>>182197161
play some games of both modes and think about it

>>182197218
Australia?

>>182197218
who, the variety streamer? i think you're lost here. go to /v/ or something.

>>182197205
oh you poor thing god forbid having to reset your router

Is Germany the most cuckolded country on the planet?

Their best player is literally an arab.

>>182197251
that's not proof you dumb faggot

Tavo is probably bottom 3 "pro" enigma players.

Literally makes me angry seeing him play so bad.

i only like playing greedy 4

>>182197251
>anecdotal "evidence"

>>182197369
hmm no that would be the us
and you know it ausbro

>>182197449
>>182197498
>looking for proof in every single thing
there's only one constant in your games desu

>>182197364
resetting it takes 5 mins to get back up with all the portforwarding settings i have and having to rename the thing and set the password back so i can get my ipad/phone net settings back online
though i doubt it's as troubling for the avatarfag since he probably lives alone or has parents who are never home and work to feed him

>>182197369
>Adrian "FATA-" Trinks
>arab
nice try

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>>182197610
>the only constant in life is (You)

>>182197627
>>182197691
orphan?

>>182197369
Fata is probably the best european player

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>>182197063
>you will never be an up and coming chinese dota 2 player
>you will never please mommy ruru by winning ti for her

>>182197857
jerax exists

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>>182197369

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The /d2g/ "I've given up on the argument" starter pack:
>reddit spacing
>I was just pretending
>spotted a <insert race>
>u mad?
>*reaction image + quoting the person*
>I don't even play the game

>>182197958
you don't know this things for sure

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>USA is so cucked BulBa "Sosale" is their best player
top this

>>182198071
you missed blogging
oh well
>>182198116
whos the female?

>>182198225
my sister

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>>182198081
>win ti for me baby

>>182198254
your sister is hot dude

>>182198116
are those bruce willis heads?

>enemy picks strong offlane

>Me playing support: if I leave the lane figuring that it's lost, my carry dies and blames me

>If I stay in the lane: "OMFG DON'T YOU KNOW I JUST NEED MY 6!! LEAVE MY LANE [PINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPIGPINGPIGPINGPINGPINGPING]"

Forgot this game is full of niggers who whine no matter what you do. They're like women; there is no way to please them

>>182198297
im hotter ;)

>>182198278
please, please, stop, it's starting to get me
>>182198330
'play' the 5
be the 3
o/

ruru isn't pretty 4 real. Lucky she has money.

>>182198003
isn't jerax finnish?

>>182198330
pull and connect you fool
FREE MONEY AND LEVELS

>>182198528
>how to die under tower 101

>>182198402
fb? tinder?
>>182198470
aren't you seduced by sheer power?
i guess its a 'my kindda thing' thing

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SD PICKED

>>182198483
finland was west of the urals last time i checked

>>182198330
>figure the lane is lost
>guess we don't need this core to get any farm lol he's already getting beat better leave him alone to get beat harder

Your job is to force feed that idiot gold and not let him die.

>>182198330
That's the problem with playing support. I don't mind playing the support role (they usually have the best spells in the whole game). The real problem with playing support is that if your team loses because everyone on it plays like shit, you get blamed lol.
>"wtf u didnt save me by flying 3,000 units over to me and instantly casting *Spell X*"
>"(All): report Rubick pls noob"

>>182198556
>5 min in your carry dies to a solo offlaner under tower
you failed

>>182198071
>saying the word "strawman"
>asking people to post degree/passport as evidence
>call them a troll because they don't have the same opinion as you

Brood picked in peru

Repeat brood picked in peru

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>>182198418
>I believe in you anon, you can defeat the jew fly and shartour.
>I just know you will bring home aegis to mommy.

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Guys
tfw no gf

>>182198071
mmrdick, amirigh?

>>182195041
>need to lose weight
>huge sweet tooth
sugoi
I hope they still sell these

if nyx is banned, is od first pick material?
i hate lina and qop

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>>182198732
>"wtf u didnt save me by flying 3,000 units over to me
well you're a shitter for not stealing icarus dive

What does sex feel like?

>>182198725
I was just in a game where I tried to fucking do this against a Huskar/Dazzle lane. My slark just said "leave lane noob" and he was a whiny white guy type. I said "you will die under tower if I leave, I stay here to help." He just kept crying about how I have to leave the lane or else he will feed. I was just walking away from the lane after he started ping spamming me but I guess I was too slow because he went into the jungle with iron talon and just farmed there, even when safe lane was 100% free and open with nobody in it. He acted indignant like he was the most oppressed person on earth because I didn't leave the lane and "let him get his 6" (read: die repeatedly under tower)

how do you suppose I feed gold to retards if they actively don't want it, or start feeding on purpose, or throwing on purpose, or acting like giant faggot babbies, which is very common in this game?

>>182198827
she's just so much better than enioane else
sheevs can't even compete
skinny americans cant compete
all in on ruru

>all this talk about soda
WHAT
ARE
THE
THREE
BEST
PIZZA TOPPINGS?

>>182198725
t. 3k

What the fuck is that abortion of an IO cosmetic? Valve is fucking trash.

>>182198970
salty coins

>>182198735
Who says we are talking about a solo offlane? In fact I stated explicitly that we were talking about strong 2+ lanes.

>>182198989
By playing on your own fucking servers you gook/spic

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Does anyone else here play Defense of the Ancients 2?

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>>182199053
peppers
mushrooms
ground beef

>>182199053
carpaccio
smoked salmon
roquette

>that 3 lane view
MY BRAIN

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>>182199049
I just want to win ti for her and make her happy

maybe one day

>>182198970
battery liking

>>182199115
then hes stupid and youre the smartest guy ever and deserve to be 5k mmr

>>182199287
ruru would crush your balls with her heel and sell them to a chinese apothecary if she could make a buck how can you want to help her

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>draft something
>lose
>draft it again
absolute madmen

>>182199178
name of that semen demon?

>>182199053
Pepperoni
Sausage
Pineapple

>>182199287
you are a kind and gentle desu anon
but i want her too
you make me feel weird
>>182199379
are you trying to make me cum??

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>mfw delicious publix sweet tea made with sugar

>>182199405
clips-media-assets twitch tv/vod-155336754-offset-1822-854x480.mp4#t=0

>>182199053
anchovies
olives
pepperoni

>>182199053
anchovies
Artichoke heart
feta

>>182199139
Wow nice response dude

>>182197610
But you're the one saying there's something wrong, anon. I'm just telling you to back up your claims. I haven't had the negative experiences you claim to take place in Random Draft, and thus i can only conclude that you're fucking retarded

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>>182199543
>floridians in my /d2g/