/dfg/ - Dwarf Fortress General

>>182003294
Engrave every inch of his room with scenes of elf slaughter.

>>181978284
Just crossposting myself to over here so the anon who is assisting me can reply to this instead of some more unreliable method of communication that I might miss.

>>182003294
The mayor gets a nice suite, but nothing special. He's not ROYALTY.

>>182003294
A basic suite

>>182005372
>>182005442
an elected official of dozens of people NEEDS a place to unwind from the day's struggle

>>182005932
Still better then the normal person and some lower-end management nobles, so what is wrong with basic and comfy? I would prefer that to the BLINDING "splendor" of the higher-end nobles rooms, which are basically fully-engraved, armorstands everywhere, AAHH MY EYES gem windows that reflect light everywhere into the room whenever a sliver of light comes in.

all these people that think the dye-maker won't win
he'll get his redemption

>>182006637
I just stuck gold statues in my baron's room

>>182007606
Silver is prettier to me.
Gold is still pretty reflective, too.

So my one armed adventurer has nasty habit of getting his two handed sword stuck in the wounds of his enemies.

If I keep a dagger strapped to his back, would he be able to draw it if he has his sword embedded in his enemy, given that he has only one arm?

>>182008431
Yeah. It'd be a bit of finagling but you could do it.

Tip from fellow one-armed Zweihander user--slash, don't stab.

Also, kicks. Kicks are really fucking good for some reason. You can hit impossible shots as a novice if you're a really good fighter (and you probably are). Just throat kick people till they collapse and you can decapitate them.

>>182003294
>he makes 3x3 rooms with hallways too
Do you rule the dwarves our they rule you, cuck?

>>182009107
What's wrong with dwarves being able to move around and past each other easier?

>>182010024
They don't actually need that much space. 2x2 is usually good.

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>>182011219
>need
chickens don't NEED that much space right?

>>182011847
this is why you make a 100x100 dorm

>>182012160
it's genius
slap the organic label on all dwarven-produced crafts and it'll sell for 1.5x as much

>>182012160
i'm triggered

Do you guys keep your blacksmiths running all day forging equipment? Do you sell any extra or just amass huge stockpiles?

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>>182009107
Good ol' /dfg/, still squatting in the dark and gnawing on raw fungus.

I love spoiling mine, I wish I had the CPU for some nice waterworks, sometimes I go all in and everyone and everything gets made of silk and dyed the same colour.

What else are you doing while waiting for the Goblinite to turn up?

>>182013273
your forts are so nice, I wish I had your patience.

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>>182013449
They're not really that tough to make, it's only the one floor and a nice neat wagon friendly spiral upwards usually.

All the fancy details end up going in after the fact as I wonder wtf I'm going to do with my 80 dwarfs that won't tank my fps.

>>182013171
Melt anything that's not exceptional or better. Sell "fine dwarven works" of exceptional+ quality to merchants. Buy metal to make more fine dwarven works.

>write out replies to multiple posts
>thread already got archived

>>181940257
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>>181941736
>>181942151
>>181942530
I've got exactly the same problem, except it's a native instrument and no performer. Aside from saying that they can't build anything there because there's something in the way, they refuse to acknowledge that it exists in any way. I've tried forbidding it, marking it for dumping, designating a stockpile for instruments, designating another one underneath it and linking them, removing and redesignating the room, trying to build things on top of it, changing how many instruments are allowed in the tavern, the only thing I've thought of but haven't tried is deconstructing the floor underneath it because that would cause plumbing problems. Nothing has had any effect on it whatsoever. It wasn't always like that either, if I recall correctly they did use it properly once.

>>181949782
>I can't see anything
You've got engravings start obscured turned on. You can toggle whether the primary subject of their images is displayed on their tile using the [d]esignations menu iirc and you can change the default in on of the init files. (I can never remember which one is which).

>>181951061
>grand enough
That of course depends on your tastes. What I've got right now is just a big open room with some pillars and statues of all the gods in it. I intend to eventually build a separate temple for each god, with characteristics according to their domains. The god of death, for example will have a temple built into an execution platform, as well as incorporating the corpse pile.

>>181952378
>snow everywhere outside
>wooden houses
>"Comfy"
It's obviously easier said than done, but I kind of wish Toady would implement fire beyond the current all or nothing, mostly abstracted/ignored system we've got.

I want to be able to have dwarves warming themselves around cozy hearths in the winter and melting snow/ice for water to not be adventure mode-only.

The cookfire crackled as it dimmed, drawing its small light away from the hut's meager interior. Dawn's slow rise was soon to come, but the window only knew darkness and stars in the twilight.

A bowl clattered as it was set down, and straps slithered as a backpack was hoisted--all leather and wool, the spoils of old hunts.

"I should get going."

The ranger turned for the door, but as his right hand reached to push, she grabbed his left with a fuzzy hand.

"Herne. Please. Just a little longer," she said, rising from her chair.

He grunted and turned back, taking her other hand. He could hardly see with the fire nearly out.

He backed into the door and let the starlight draw her face, her snout, her orange eyes locked with his, her brown fur under the stroke of his palm. The chill of predawn rushed through him.

It felt like nothing. Nothing next to something warm before him.

"You won't watch?"

"I couldn't bear it," she said, and turned her gaze to the ground.

The wind cast a few hazardous snowflakes into the hut. Even as they brushed her feet she did not move.

"You can't stay?" she muttered.

"I have to go," he told her, "I have to avenge him. That crab--"

He paused, bristling with anger. But he let it go. Let it go for a mere moment, a thought drifting out there in the ice.

"Wilbo was a good boy," she said, "and he didn't deserve that. Fight for him. But fight for us, too."

She looked back into the hut, back where Rodim lay asleep, and she pulled his hand from her cheek down to her belly.

"I love you," he said, placing her head in the crook of his neck.

"Come back to me," and the tears fell and froze and a horrible fear gripped her mind.

For a long while as the sun was being born, they held that embrace, terrified and uncertain. But the time came.

She stared at him, silhouetted and invisible by the fading moon, and he turned and left and drifted off into the frost, into the trees, into the light.

WILBO DID NOTHING WRONG

>>182015492
Crabo will soon be a widowmaker

>>182004378
Can dwarfs get scared of creepy/disgusting engravings?

>>182015932
BAH GAWD HE HAD A FAMILY

no dog could ever even come close to 1/10th the power of the crustacean
this is fact

any tips for fighting a bronze colossus with a sword?

>>182018771
don't

get a copper whip

even with novice skill you can solo him.

>>182018875

Not a steel whip?

>>182018771

I lured one into a pond where he couldn't climb out and used reach and thrown attacks against him.

>>182018937
copper. It's a bug.

>>182018771
If the material is bronze or better go for head or neck shots. If not, don't even try. Your weapon will break faster than you can hurt the colossus.
The other guy is full of shit, there isn't any bug with material properties, and whips' damage scales normally with better materials. Silver would technically be preferable to steel, but it (like a copper whip) would certainly break before the colossus does.

>>182019754
Nigger I've killed three bronze colossi with a goddamn copper whip.

The only other thing you'll need is dodging skill. Being a necro helps too so you can run max speed and not get tired.

>>182018974
I said ascertain if she is attracted to you first. If she does not seem to be then should make yourself more attractive and apparent. Improve your physique and walk around the house wearing only tight underwear.

>Raw autosage! Praise the bumpers!

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tfw

>get massive 240 units invasion on year 3
>every following year I get an "invasion" of literally just one fucking goblin
nice to know invading civs are a one time only deal

>>182015492
>no passionate elk sex under a starless sky
8/10

>You lick the goblin meat [6]
Don't be a fucking faggot eat that shit this is bullshit I want to feast on the flesh of my enemies

Once you figure out the ui this game got so easy it stopped being a game and more of a simulator. Exploits and "techniques" removed the fun.

Then the simulation stops and it becomes a fortress management thingy where you design the most complex shit you want reaching the impossible.

>>182025784
t. Cacame Oogaboogame

>>182025784
Gotta toggle the dead_dwarf flag off somehow.

local scrn=dfhack.gui.getCurViewscreen()
local meat
if df.viewscreen_itemst:is_instance(scrn) then
meat=scrn.item
meat.flags.dead_dwarf=false
elseif df.viewscreen_dungeon_monsterstatusst:is_instance(scrn) then
meat=scrn.inventory
for k,v in ipairs(meat) do
meat[k].item.flags.dead_dwarf=false
end

elseif df.global.ui_advmode.menu==5 then

meat=df.global.world.units.active[0].inventory
for k,v in ipairs(meat) do
meat[k].item.flags.dead_dwarf=false
end
end

Dorfs always prefer the closest dining room available, right?

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>>182026565
That works well, cannibalism.lua: https://pastebin.com/N5VPi2He

Cats keep walking in front of my ballistas.
I don't plan to fix this.

>>182028292
>he didn't toggle his cats

>>182028749
Update: Some dumb migrant literally shot his own duck pet with a ballista point-blank, a while later he had a meltdown crying in the tavern because there were no coffins for pets so the duck just rotted away.
I then ordered all pets to be pastured on a bridge over the river, and made duckfuck pull the lever.
There are still no pet coffins.

>>182029057
Anon, why do you enjoy being deliberately cruel to your dorfs?

>>182029057
>tfw to dumb too build a few coffins

>>182029057
>not making hatchery room for all egg laying animals and pasturing them there

Dumb raccoon niggers trying to steal my shit, search no job, look up stats, mighty, almost never sick and very agile, give her a kill order

>>182029057
>was forced to endure the decay of a pet
>was forced to endure the decay of a loved one
>was forced to drink vomit
>was forced to use a friend as fertilizer recently
>doesn't really care about anything anymore

Got a neat little fort, a shame it has to shut down the food industry as it is producing too much food

>>182036620
we don't really do balance

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>>182036971

>Forest Titan comes

>its a 3 eyed squirrel with spitting

So just a raibd Squirrel....really DF...really

>>182038374
Here's your FB lore for today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xJ4u9YtDDo

Will FBs fight each others if they stumble upon each other?

>>182039187
Yes.

Any traps play DF? I need a gf.

>>182040164

Weird i have two running around in the same cave and they seems to be best buddies and all

I want diagonal walls. What's the best?

>only 5 more hours until the adventures of Tryhardin

>>182041913
Against a troll with an axe, there's no hope man. He wont even be able to break any bones or disarm the big guy.

>>182041894
I'm partial to Raving Maniac. Someone recently did an edit of Myne with diagonal walls that looks pretty good. There are some taffer variants with diagonal walls that are nice. If you're mentally ill and into rectangles there are diagonal versions of comfyset and vectored curses that have been made by anons.

>>182043308

>Have Mirror shield

>point at Jackson

>Jackson see his reflection, a well groomed troll with nice haircut

>he goes insane and bash his head in the neareast pillar

>Fight over

There its that simple

>>182043308
that's what they said about the legendary good boy Stabo

>>182043763
Now Stabo's claiming he invested the Good Boy skill.

The nerve of that filthy crustacean.

Today's winner prediction
Trihardin
Urist
He-Man
Lava Lad
Gorilla w/ a Gun
Herne
Hercules
Ulric

>>182044512
This would be the good timeline.

But we all know the worst timeline will win.

>>182044580
Hopefully we get the Decent Timeline, where half of these selected competitors survive.

What would you do if you had a shit ton of trees native gold, galena and gems but no copper or iron to make more picks to put an overabundance of idlers to good use

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>>182045303
Train everyone a little bit as a weaponsmith and make sure there's plenty of silver by the forges.

>>182045303
lava

>>182045740
I don't see the point in this.

>>182045740
I plan to just have one legendary weaponsmith, when they get good enough they will be able to supply a masterwork armory alone, that said the next Dwarven Caravan will pay a heavy price for battle axes, and if I can make like 10 to 20 silver battle axes I may be able to buy everything from them including picks and meltables.

At least I have too much food for three years and a cloth + dye industry, whilst working on a sheep industry

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>>182045913
You can have a random silver artifact weapon, rather than another stone earring when someone gets a mood.

>>182046253
You can't put a price on artefact silver warhammers.

I figure if moods are going to happen they can happen to my advantage.

>>182046686
Is dabbling enough, if it isn't able to override a less weighted profession then it is too soon to try

>>182046686
Is.. is this l.. lewd?

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>>182047101
Yes, if they've not got an equal or higher moodable skill, so anyone who can't do anything can go make a few arrows or something.

It's a good use for workshop profiles too, since you can set it so only dabbling smiths can use it, and they'll prune themselves over time.

>>182047259
No, but these are.

>>182047341
>The Decency of Eviscerating
Heh.

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>>182047662
Random names are best names.

>>182045740
Any artifact that silver would be good for gold will be better for.

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>>182048301
That's right, just the heaviest isn't it?

So used to making silver warhammers and scrabbling around for armour it's always my goto.

>>182048479
Yeah, that's the conventional wisdom at least.

>>182044580
best timeline is saved for winning crabs

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Ask a Tournament Manager anything

Will not reveal name of fighter, just to disappoint any Daily Goblin Shenanigans reporters.

>>182048846
Do you think your fighter will win?

>>182048846
I know it's you Mr. Worldwide

>>182048846
What's a good wine to pair with Capn Crunch? Asking for a friend.

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Do you love your dwarfs /dfg/?

>>182048846
Answer the questions you faggot.

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>>182049471
I create a room and special tomb with as many of their favorite things as I can find in it. I love my Dwarves with all of my heart.

>>182049471
I love them more than my own kids. My kids suck at mining, I'm never going to have a bomb shelter at this rate. Better swimmers, though, only one of them has drowned trying to get through the aquifer.

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Attention whoring this again since it's the weekend and I'm not an idler anymore.

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>Tfw Stabo could become a force of nature armed with the most deadly weapons known to man
>tfw nobody might be able to stop him
https://youtu.be/Z0MEIzRlM8s

>>182048984
Off Course he will win or else its back on the street for him.

>>182049398
Dont know i only drink Scotch and Whiskey

>>182044512
>today
Anon only 4 matches today, 4 more tomorrow. I support all these choices though.

>>182050220
Looking good!

>>182050539

Is he the Undertaker of /dfg/ Tourney?

>>182050539
herne can stop him

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I have access to a really fast computer over ssh, and it turns out you can play df pretty well over it. Since it's doing all the computation on the other computer, my computer isn't taking off like an airplane.

urist will win the entire thing, mark my words

>>182049038
sorry, guess again

>>182052412
You're Stabo's manager, obviously.

>>182051067
Scotch is whiskey.

How can I encourage marriage in my 214 resident + 91 visitor mountainhome with like no FPS?

Lock everyone in the tavern and hope they find love?

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What if Stabbo is just an innocent spider?

>>182054076
> innocent
> spider
does not compute

>>182051716
herne can't even stop me from posting shit about him on a taiwanese wicker basket making website what thef uck can he actually do against the thracian caucasian crustacean

I like this tourney so far, but the forced memes are annoying as fuck. It honestly wouldn't surprise me if 99% of the memers were non-regulars.

Just lost 25 dwarf in my extremely clever FB trap, turn outs you better plug all hole or your dwarfs gonna jump fences to retrieve that silk and corpses

fuck i hate web shooting bears now

>>182054647
>Just lost 25 dwarf in my extremely clever FB trap, turn outs you better plug all hole or your dwarfs gonna jump fences to retrieve that silk and corpses
can't you forbid the whole area

>>182054076
Stabbo is a harmless crab trying to provide for his family.

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>>182054647
>>182054728
>not using autoforbid for everything

>>182054647
It ain't that clever if it kills your own men.

>>182054728

I did but the corpses kept pilling and web kept coming

seems the dwarfs wanted to climb out a hole in a wall and up onto the road where the FB was lurking taking bone bolts to the head

>>182044580
Fuck it
I'll make my own timeline, with blackjack, hookers and Bearingstains Bears

>>182054490
>99% of memers are non-regulars
You'd be surprised

This thread is dead.

Tourneyanon can't come soon enough.

How do I get rid of Bumblebee hives, it is interrupting my moat

>>182059701
Try b O

>>182059701
they don't stop you from digging

>>182058636
Page 9... This is truly horrifying.

>>182025382
I'm sorry, this is a Christian board! I couldn't possibly post degeneracy such as holding hands and having sex in the missionary position for procreation

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>tfw only one goblin siege with 9 goblins total
>tfw FPS is so low it's no longer worth playing

>>182052101
What's the FPS and size of your fort?

>>182064334
TOURNEYANON WHERE ARE YOU

>>182064334
fuck your irregularily sized rectangles

>>182064741
The superhero needs to wait for the brink of calamity before they come to save the day

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>>182064334
Have you tried a smaller embark?

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Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome once more to the Third Dwarf Fortress General Tournament!
We've seen upsets, we've seen heartbreak, we've seen gore and bloodshed aplenty. What we have yet to see, however, is what the surviving gladiators can do. Stronger, more powerful, tempered in fire and death, these tremendous fighters have proved they are a cut above the common rabble, and stand tall upon their victories. And yet, there are still too many! Sixteen fighters remain, of the original thirty-two. Tonight, their number shall be halved once more.

Gather your plump helmets, fasten your scabbards, and let loose your belt-buckles in preparation for the delicious and healthy Puhfqhh™ ice-cream (sponsored by TowerTech inc) for we are about to begin the second round of the Grand Tournament!

For the first match of the day, we have Trihardin McLargeHuge, human martial artist, against the mighty Jackson Troll-Slayer, the conflicted yet steadfast troll axeman. Which of these two champions of humanity shall emerge victorious today?

A large and impressive specimen, Trihardin is on a quest to "git gud". He has already gained a strong following, landing an impressive victory on Oleme, the jungle elf assassin. With a deep and steady willpower, and the constant drive to better himself, Trihardin may well be one of the most harrowing fighters in this whole tournament.

Jackson the troll-raised-by-humans, is a fearsome warrior with an insatiable appetite for killing trolls. A friend to humanity, this burly warrior nevertheless had no trouble disposing of his last opponent, the swordsman Light Plump Avenger. Brawny, tough, and with a hefty iron axe to boot, Jackson is no doubt in many people's minds as a prime candidate to reach the finals, or even win.

Place your bets folks, we are very much due for some quality bloodsports.

>>182065213
OOOOOOH FINALLY

>>182065213
Stabo wins it all

>>182065213

12 +large rope reed socks+ on the Troll Slayer!

>>182065213
I BET MY FRACTURED, DARK SOULS 2 ABUSED SANITY ON TRIHARDIN

>>182065213
The troll slayer is just emo sasuke troll version, he only lives to slay trolls there is no way he could defeat someone on a personal quest to better themselves, 10 Sliver Barbs on McLargeHuge

>>182065213
Jackson needs to hurry up so we can get to the battle of Beauty and the Beast--Gladiatrix is za beasto--at last.

>>182065213
I'd feel wrong betting on this one.

>>182065213
I swear to god if Trihardin I'm going to shit myself.

>>182066059
if Trihardin wins*

>>182065213
aww yiss here we fuckin go

>>182065874
stop self-shilling

>>182066326
>post once about wanting to see meme vs dorf match
>shilling
Really?

Anyone got the doc for the tourney?

>>182066501
More like meme vs meme match.

>>182066501
the only mentions of gladiatrix at all in the general are their own manager self-shilling
so yes

>>182065213
My heart goes with Trihardin but I'm not really confident that he's going to win this one.

>>182066845
Riiight, moving on.

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>>182065213
The fight begins, and immediately Jackson swings his axe through the air. The snarl on his face turns to one of surprise, as he realises that Trihardin has already moved, and the troll gives a yelp of pain as the human, laughing, lands a solid punch to Jackson's foot. Now furious, Jackson attacks with a very real fury, all in vain. Trihardin, having trained non-stop since his last duel moves like a striking snake. Completely unharmed by a single one of his opponent's axe, Trihardin smiles a feral smile as he piles on the damage. Even when struck by the troll in a headlong charge, he expertly rolls out of his prone state faster than Jackson can strike. The crowd no wildly cheering him on, Trihardin jabs once! Twice! Two powerful chops to Jackson's stomach cause the troll physical nausea, and soon, unable to contain it, Jackson begins heaving and retching. A powerful stench fills the arena, as troll bile mixes with the spattering of troll blood that is leaking from various minor scrapes. Now clearly in bad shape, Jackson begins to be driven back by his smaller opponent. Bumbling about and completely baffled, the troll's bones begin creaking under the repeated stress, and his laboured breathing turns to a wheezing rattle as Trihardin expertly plants his fists in the most damaging of places. Toiling like a surgeon, the martial artist works feverishly on bringing his foe down. Jackson stands his ground for more than a minute, swinging drunkenly this way and that in a blurry attempt to wound his enemy, but even when he does land a glancing blow, the human expertly minimises the damage with clever deflection, rolls, and parries.

cont.

>>182067574
>All of that Troll blood
YES

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>>182067574

>>182067574
Oh shit

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>>182067574
Eventually, the axetroll succumbs to a vicious blow to his leg, and collapses. Swift to use his advantage, Trihardin attacks with a mixture of punches, kicks, and his signature biting to disable the troll. His iron axe firmly out of reach, the feebly stirring Jackson is battered about the head and face, his chest a pulpy mess and his leather shirt a torn ruin. Finally, in horrible pain and beyond exhausted, Jackson passes out with barely a whisper.
The fight is not over, however. Although Trihardin delivers blow after blow to Jackson's skull, the sturdy troll bone refuses to give way. Punch after punch after punch, even as Jackson's face begins to look like a smashed watermelon, his ragged breathing continues. Eventually, even Trihardin, exhausted, blacks out briefly, only to resume his attacks upon waking up. This scene repeats itself many times, so long, in fact, that one unfortunate mayfly man in the audience quietly dies of old age. Finally, however, the blood loss catches up to Jackson, and even as Trihardin wearily raises his fist for another blow, the troll's chest stops rising, and his skin fades to a deathly pale.

As the audience gradually realise the fight is over, murmurs turn into a roar, and soon the entire stadium is chanting Trihardin's name! Somehow, this extraordinary human has defeated the largest and mightiest of weapon-wielders in the arena, with nothing but his bare fists!

Just had my first fort fall to FPS death.

Want to start a new fort, without preset embark and in a different location. I'm not sure where to go. And what population cap is optimal for comfiness and keeping FPS death minimal.

I'm all for some grand fun, but I don't want to die right out the gate.

>>182067812
Got my first prediction correct!

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>>182067574
>>182067812
Holy fuck. He actually pulled it off. The absolute madman.
I'm sorry I ever doubted you. >>182067001

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>>182067812
fuck

>>182067574
>>182067812
TRIHARDIN IS OUR GUY
https://youtu.be/JGw8DWctAts

>>182067812
>mayfly man dies of old age
Our imports from kekistan have arrived.

>>182067574
>>182067812
YES
YES
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
HOLY SHIIIIIIT

>>182067812
the dream is real

>>182067834
If you want a proper fight, you need to hit a population of 80 dwarfs.

Any flavour of evil locations have a chance of murdering you outright, so try some really hot or cold sites?

>>182067574
>>182067812
I JUST SHAT MYSELF

FUCK HOLD ON I GOTTA CLEAN THIS SHIT

>>182067812
>>182067574
So how do people enjoy these? I always check the races of the combatants first, then view the gif and then read the combat description. If there's anything particularly interesting I'll look at combat logs.

>>182050220
>not an idler anymore
Prove it.
Picture of a dwarf butler carrying a plump helmet on a silver platter to a reclining dwarf noble with attending elf and gorlak slave girls plz
also can the butler and noble be wearing powdered wigs

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>>182067574
>>182067812

>>182068176
Yeah, I typically do that too. Looking at the combat log is interesting if the fight is particularly long.

Anyways, bets on the next fight?

I swear to god Trihardin went from joke character to possible tourney winner.

>>182068554
I just hope he and Lava Lad get to fight against each other someday.

It'll be a true test of strength.

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>>182067812
Congratulations on your impressive victory Trihardin McLargeHuge! Some fucking how you just keep amazing us all with your increadible feats of martial strength, all without using any blade whatsoever! You have 226 points to spend on your upgrades for the next round. Rest easy Jackson, you have already proven yourself to be a more than capable warrior, so your chances in the battle royale are looking good. You may yet be able to fight your way to the land of the living.

Our next fight features the maddwarf Urist Dye-Maker, a clearly dangerous and unpredicatble fighter, against Dag the Dog Master, famed beast-tamer and now elderly adventurer. One fighter armed with a massive two-handed steel sword, the other with a knife and giant wolf, we're very eager to see this fight unfold.

After his brutal slaying of the edgy kobold known only as "Edgedancer", this dwarf spent his time locked in a cage, fed on a strict diet of live fluffy wamblers and whip wine by his "friends". With no particular warrior's code and a rather haphazard style of fighting, will sheer, mindless, insanity-fueled rage drive this dwarf to victory?

Dag has accrued a bit of a negative stigma after his killing of the popular and well-known agent JC Denton last fight. Undeterred, this man has been rigorously training his wolf for combat, to prevent anymore attempts at running away during a fight. Perhaps, with a more dangerous and trained beast at his disposal, this warrior may just come out of this fight one step clearer to his goal of immortality.

Place your bets folks, for the next fight shall begin shortly.

I remember during the first tourney tourneyanon would always show the equipment and skills of the gladiators before the fight. Did no one like that, or is it just not the way this tourney anon does it?

>>182068638
URIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST

KILL DAG

AVENGE JC

URIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST

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>>182068715
Don't think it was as critical as having things entertainingly described.

>>182068638
please get rid of that dag shitter once and for all.

people I don't want to win:
>trihardin
>dag
>the elemental who killed skeletor
>the meme crab

>>182068638
a barrel of plump helmets on Urist

>>182068638
I BET ONE TROLL LEATHER HANDBAG ON URIST

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>>182068638
One watermelon on Dag and Dog.

>>182068715
dude, just look in the google spreadsheet

>>182068638

Get 'er Dag! You (and your wolf) can do it!

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>>182068853
>not wanting Trihardin to win

>>182068853
Did Trihardin kill your fighter?

>>182069070
yes, and now also one of the other fighters I was rooting for.

the one I'm rooting for now is herne. he's an actual underdog who won against an OP fighter. that meme crab will be nothing for him.

>>182068853
literally no fun: the post

>>182069208
SO YOU'RE THE OLEME MANAGER

HAHA WHAT A FAG

>>182068715
It would be a nice way to make sure that tourneyanon doesn't fuck up the skills or equipment of each fighter.

You know, just in case.

>>182068979
well my problem is that either it isn't updated or some of the gladiators chose not to use any points, so I'm not sure what they're going into this fights with.
Not that it's a huge problem, just wondering.

>>182069208
>elf lover spotted
lmao

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>>182069345
Efeye wiped the floor with ever non-elf she (he) met, and so will the next incarnation.

>>182069534
>elves in this and any future tournament
IMPYLING

/tg/ was right.

>embark with a wide variety of livestock
>catch even more with cagetraps
>end up atom smashing the lot of it at most ~3 years in
Every single time.

>>182069676
about?

THE TOURNAMENT ISN'T REAL
THE FIGHTS ARE ALL STAGED
YOU CAN SEE HOW ALL THE SWINGS MISS SLIGHTLY BUT THE FIGHTER RECOILS ANYWAYS

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>>182069534
>using the wrong image
Let me help you there, my good chum.

>>182069762
DON'T BREAK KAYFABE

>>182069762
ALSO THE FIGHTERS ARE BLADING

>>182069762
>this goblin tabloid trash
Yeah nice try, but I'm not going to watch beakdog races instead.

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>>182069770

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>>182069759

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>>182068638
With an eerie howl, the fight is begun before the horn even blows! Lunging forward, the ferociously snarling wolf attacks the dwarf before it, and Dag lets it run ahead. Urist, in a surprising turn of events, dodges past the gigantic hound, and furiously swings his sword at the old man before him! Parting the brittle bone and flesh with his fine dwarven blade, Urist completely ignores the giant wolf, even as it tears into his arm. Hacking at his foe, Urist turns around briefly to expertly plow his blade into the wolf's paw, crippling it and giving him all the time he needs to finish Dag. As if knowing that the key to this fight was the one giving the orders, Urist Dye-Maker savagely slashes at the elderly human. His chest vomiting blood, already missing several limbs, and with no more strength to stand, old man Dag rapidly bleeds to death.

Now concentrating fully on the wolf, Urist shrieks with a a mad bloodlust, and even as the wolf begins to cower and whimper, the dwarf's sword bites deeply. A flash of steel, and one massive paw is sent sailing through the air. A shower of blood, and the wolf is struck deeply in the chest, a crimson tide welling up from the stricken arteries. Laughing madly, Urist throws himself forward and bites the giant beast! Shaking his head and tearing great strips of fur and flesh from the wolf, Urist is completely heedless of any bites or scratches he himself endures. Finally, wrenching himself off, the mad dwarf gathers himself, and brings his blade down. The first blow buries itself deeply in the giant wolf's stomach, and wailing keenly, brings it to the earth. Raising his great steel sword high above his head, Urist screams a dwarven oath, bringing it down and cleaving the heaving grey body almost entirely in two. Bathed in blood, Urist numbly looks about, his glazed and weary eyes taking in the chanting crowd, the gore-smeared arena, and his own bloody sword.

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>>182070164
YES

>>182070164
HE ACTUALLY DID IT THE LITERAL MADMAN

>>182070164
It was inevitable

>>182070164
Excellent! An extra barrel of plump helms to me!

>>182070164
It was inevitable

>>182064334
>FPS is so low it's no longer worth playing
>FPS: 221 (41)

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>>182070164
Fug

>>182070164

Weapon wielders doing better again. I was rooting for Dag, but that was a pretty brutal display. I like Urist a lot more after that.

>>182070164
Dag yo, did the wolf die on his master's body?

>>182070408

If the wolf had got the nerves in his weapon arm things would have gone different. Them's the breaks, though.

>>182070164
YES

JC WAS AVENGED

>>182070661

On the other hand, this means JC lost out to a one-win chump.

>>182070771
>implying JC didn't fake his death to go undercover as an arena employee
He'll get to the bottom of this

>>182070771
could be worse. He could have lost to an elf

>>182070771
Maybe losing was part of his plan.

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>>182070164
Congratulations Urist Dye-Maker! You have 276 points to spend on your upgrades for the next round! Well fought Dag, but it is clear that a mere beast is no match for the finest of dwarven blades. Perhaps you and your wolf shall have a clearer chance in the confusion of the Batte Royale.

For our next fight, we have the heroic He-Man, against the unearthly iron elemental "The Juggernaut of Erid Alun".

Ever since the defeat of Skeletor, He-Man has not been himself. His easy smile gone, the man has spent his time grimly sharpening his new, far more dangerous-looking greatsword, oftentimes staring at it lost in thought. One of our investigators even spotted the man entering the catacombs where we store the dead in preparation of the battle royale. When he exited, He-Man was wearing an odd, skull-shaped mask. Whatever this may mean, I have a strange sense of foreboding...

The Juggernaut, as it is known, is still as stoic and determined as ever. Yet now, with the addition of a pair of brightly shining silver boots and gauntlets, this strange warrior is looking a lot more, dare I say it, fashionable? Is this golem becoming more and more human with each passing day? Whatever it's motives, there is no doubt to the skill and strength behind the wielder of the shields, and we eagerly await this next, possible grudge match.

Place your bets folks, both fighters have made a few changes to their arsenal, and we are looking at quite the fight.

>>182070959
get em he-man. avenge your rival.

>>182070959
A masterful iron statue on He-Man.

>>182070959
>that combat log
fucking brutal

Here's hoping for He-Man!

>>182070959
COME ON HE-MAN
SHOW THAT WORTHLESS PILE OF JUNK WHAT THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP IS.

ONE GOLD INGOT AND A LEAD THONG ON HE-MAN

>>182070959
I've got three barrels of dwarven wine on Jugg!

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>>182070959

>>182070959
HE-MAN IS (T)HE MAN!

death to elementals

>>182071213
Hey, just cause that hunk of scrap acted like a dick doesn't mean ALL elemental men are arseholes.

>>182070959
HE-MAN YOU GOTTA AVENGE SKELETOR

>>182070959

Gorlak leather loincloth on He-Man.

>>182071542
Gorlaks are NOT for tanning!

>>182070959

Go He-Man, go! Please don't die!

It's the third fucking year in a row that the wagons of the dwarf caravan randomly explode and everyone else flees.
I can't trade, I can't negotiate with the liaison, and one of my soldiers grew attached to a "wagon wood shield".
Fucking hell, how can I even prevent this? They randomly explode at the edge of the map, with no obstacles anywhere.

>>182070164
two upsets
what is even happening

>>182072164
do you have a lot of sentient corpses on the surface?

>>182072287
>urist beating dag was an upset?
Que?

>>182072287
I didn't think Dag was favored there

>>182072349
sed /s/sentient/sapient

>>182072349
No, but now that I think of it, I do live in an area where it rains horrid slush. I can't even do anything about this, can I? Can't build a roof over mapedge.
Fuckin' hell. The fifty visitors I get per month have no issues with the weather, but a whole caravan with armed guards gets their panties in a knot. THERE'S SOAP INSIDE.

>>182072765
>Can't build a roof over mapedge.

I think you can with dfhack?

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>>182070959
The horn blows, and He-Man readies himself in a fighter's stance, his impressive shoulders and sculpted body poised like a statue of heroes gone by. Allowing the iron golem to make it's way towards him, He-Man is caught by a sudden burst of speed! The Juggernaut's shield slams into his leg with tremendous force-

But wait, He-Man remains standing.

Glaring down at his foe with a fell and frightening expression, He-Man swings his tremendous blade. Although it is blocked by the Juggernaut's buckler, a frightening peal rings out and it is scored deeply. Knocked off balance by the force of He-Man's sword, the Juggernaut is incapable of reacting in time, and in a powerful reversal, He-Man brings his pommel slamming into the iron golem's head! A fractured piece of iron is sent spinning.
A strange groaning noise is heard from deep within, and the Juggeranut brings his buckler up, angrily shoving it into the hero's midsection. Deflected by his rock-hard abs, however, the buckler merely glances aside!
The Juggernaut never lands another blow. Thoroughly unnerved, it hastily blocks a dangerously quick attack from it's left side, and retaliates only to find He-Man is no longer there! Jumping to the side, He-Man lets loose a magnificent roar:

"I HAAAAAVE THE POWEEERR!!!"

Silence reigns in the arena, only interrupted by a deep *CLANG*, as first one half of the golem, then the other, topple to the arena floor.

>>182072765
>Can't build a roof over mapedge.
I think you can do it with a bridge.

>>182072765
you can build floors next to the map edge, but not walls

>>182072907
FUCKING

DESTROYED

>>182072907
HOLY FUCK
HE-MAN YOU ABSOLUTE LEGEND

>>182072907
Get rekt scrub

>>182072907
ROCK
HARD

>>182072907
BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL

>>182072907
BUT DO YOU HAVE THE REMOTE?

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>>182072907
FUCKING YES

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>>182072907

Whoooo!

>>182072907
Damn. Is this the fastest fight yet? That elemental just got straight up dropped.

>>182073305
THAT, MY FIEND, IS THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP.

...AND REVENGE-DRIVEN BLOODLUST.

>>182072907
YES

SKELETOR WAS AVENGED

JACKSOOOOOON, YOU WERE TH CHOSEN ONE, YOU WERE TO LEAD HUMANITY


I CALL FRAUD AND FIXING

>>182073408
>my fiend
Heh.

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>>182072907
literally everyone good has won so far.

>Only
>Good
>Guys
>Win
>Tournament

>>182073856
Crabo is still in it.

>>182073958
Yeah, and Crabo is good.

>>182074007
>Stabbo the Crabbo
>good
Hahaha funny joke.

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>>182072907
In an incredible display of skill, you have defeated an elemental man in record time! Well done He-Man! You have 49 points to spend on your next round. Rest easy, Juggernaut, for you have not reached the end of your path just yet. Grow stronger and sturdier, for you may fight for your life once more in the Battle Royale.

Our next and last fight for tonight shall feature the last surviving elemental man and self-proclaimed hero Lava Lad against the controversial yet no less skilled goblin spearman, Mr Worldwide.

In his brutal yet satisfying triumph over expert crossbowman Apollo, this fiery fighter proved his worth. His new, improved gauntlets are reinforced with steel, designed to add even more devastation to his blows, but will his passion continue to burn strong enough to endure this next fight?

Mr Worldwide, a dangerous speargob and part time musical artist, has come to search for artefact pants. For some reason, he assumed that by becoming the champion of the arena, his pants would be all but guaranteed. Regardless, he has already proven himself to be a stalwart fighter, and his last fight proved that beyond a doubt.

Place your bets folks, for the last of tonight's fights will begin in just a moment

>>182074324
>You have 49 points to spend on your next round
Mh?

>>182074447
Whoops, that should say 249

>>182074514
No wait i'm retarded it's actually 220+49=269

>>182074324
Five copies of A World Without the Dwarf on mr Worldwide.

>>182074324
Larva lad to win to set up He Man against the final elemental

>>182074324
Gotta go with Lava Lad for the badassery first round.

>>182074324
>he-man sworded him so hard he turned into a bird
God damn

>>182074703
>Larva lad
This time was intentional right.

>>182074324
one whole dwarven child on Lava Lad.

>>182074324
?
There's still a crab elemental left

>>182075091
Male or female?
Nevermind I don't care.
I'll take that action, and put up two gently used dog-halves on Mr. Worldwide.

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>>182074810
oh fuck, nope

>>182075534
For fucks sake Conor you had one job

>>182075614
I can't help it, I'm retarded

>>182075534
Dammit Conor, get your shit straight, it's Lave Lad, LAVA, not Larva.

>>182075534
Hello Conor.

>>182075534
Conor with one n? Never seen that, but I seen Connor, Konnor, Conner, and Konner. Never Conor.

>leave name in image
>suddenly (You)s
wow amazing.

>>182075723
>Lave
ANON

>>182075867
Lave, true to Geyser.

>>182075534
So, you sure you gonna beat Mayweather?

>>182075981
Oh shit that's a good one, took me a while to get it.

>>182076003
I hope so

>>182075981
Nice.

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>>182075981
Damn it

>>182074324
You can do it buddy! Think of the pants!!

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Hi

I am Dave 12003 from the Towertech Stale down by the Arena.
Just wanted to say its been some great fight for now and we are thrilled to see so many great champions winning against the odds.
Master Shamebone is furious after losing several tomes and a entire years salary on the dye-Maker fight and later seen drinking heavily in the dungeons. talking to a skull.
Remember to buy Plumpz as seen drunk by Tryhardin before the sensational fight against the confused Troll.
Also like to say we are making special bone flute of the bones of the fallen and are selling them as mementos and toys at the stall,
Stop by and try our dog bone whistle just polished.

Have a nice day and a profitable Tourney.

>Cackles maniacally as he walks away while spinning a dog whistle in the air.

>>182074324
Betting my entire fort on Lava Lad. Don't make me regret this

>>182077065
Thanks for the heads up Dave, I'll be sure to try it!

I'm only at a population of about 30 dwarves but if la(r)va lad loses I will delet the save

Tourneyanon is taking his time, this might be a long fight.

>>182077065
ohho no you're not giving me skelten

>>182075981
In the midsummer of 2017, Anon slew Avuz Adek in /dfg/.

>>182077065
DOG BONE? YOU MONSTER. I SHALL AVENGE WILBO WAGGINS... STARTING WITH YOU! (Draws -steel battleaxe- and +copper shield+)

Is tourneyanon okay?

>>182078631
Might be a pretty long and epic battle.

Tourneyanon has been missing for one week.

>>182078721
>tfw both competitors are unconscious and tourney anon is getting desperate

I can't believe tourneyanon had a heart attack and died.

>>182069208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvJsG4F2Img

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>>182074324
Unfortunately, there have been some technical issues with the final fight. Although both contestants are okay, the fourth of tonight's fights will be moved to tomorrow, along with the rest of the second round of the tourney. My deepest apologies for this setback, and I'll be sure to complete the rest of the fights without delay.

Seriously though, for some reason Mr Worldwide just stands there as Lava Lad punches him to death. I tried to fix it this morning, ran out of time, and decided to just wing it this evening. I'm pretty certain I know what the issue is now, but yeah I'm not gonna spend another hour setting up a fight, doing the combat log in paint, and then commentating it.

I'll leave you all with this one tidbit of info: I had to run the Trihardin fight twice (because I'd accidentally left them as both girls) and (s)he beat Jackson that time too!

Go drink some phlupz

>>182079327
O-Oh.
Well shit.
Uhhh...good job Giant Tiger?

>>182079327
well then

Lions btfo

>>182079327
Mr Worldwide is clearly too scared of Lava Lad and went catatonic.

>>182079417
>>182079492
sorry fellas, work tomorrow means I can't stay up too late :c

>>182079327
>(s)he beat Jackson that time too!
genderbend of trihardin confirmed for next tourney?

>>182079327
Welp. Now that's wrapped up.
Ok anons, what was the best/your favorite fight of the day?

>>182079573
It's alright, do what you need to Tourneyanon!

>>182079649
Trihardin vs Jackson of course.

That fight was fucking great.

>>182079649
I'm glad Trihardin is a monster desu
Actually kinda disappointed Dag lost so brutally

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>>182079327

>>182079649
clearly Trihardin vs Jackson

We could legit be in best timeline, until tomorrow

>>182079327
Trihardin is stronk even as a cute girl

Who do you hope wins tomorrow?

>>182080083
LA(R)VA LAD

>>182080240
please don't bully me

>>182080392
Too late.

>>182080083
Lava Lad
Gorilla with a Gun
Herne
Hercules
Ulric

>>182080083
Stabo

>>182072907
HOLY SHIT

>>182079649
Trihardin vs Jackson was long and enjoyable, but the He-man fight was pure kino

Does Dye-Maker have a chance vs Trihardin?
Does ANYONE?

>>182081482
I'd say he definitely does. So far he's stomped his first two opponents, but so has Trihardin.

>>182079649
HE MAN FIGHT WAS
It was exquisite

>>182078128

Take it up with management

>>182079327
>Tourneyanon is fixing fights
I FUCKING KNEW IT

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>>182079863
As his manager, I've learnt the lesson: journey pets are for comfy, not violence. Adventure mode animal training and riding WHEN?
Besides, now Dag might get first hand experience on how his goal could have been achieved (from Towertech?) when they wake him up for the Battle Royale, and that's still way better than never getting anywhere near there and dying of old age.

>>182083648
cute doggo

>>182082396
*screams at you unintelligibly and beheads the skeleton*

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Found some leaked footage of He-man's epic fight.

>>182083648
>Adventure mode animal training and riding WHEN?

2032, if Toady not ded.

>>182083648
>Adventure mode animal training and riding WHEN?
SOON(TM^10)

>>182070486
pretty sure it's dag that dragged himself to his dead wolf

I think I'll give Urist a giant wolf leather jacket

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>Highlight this week was making sure other dwarven civilizations can in fact retaliate if you decide to bother them. So I sent my expedition leader by himself across the plains to the next mountain range to raid a mountain home. He did not survive. The next season, eight well-armed dwarves and two of their goblin buddies attacked my remaining six dwarves by the wagon. So one needs to be careful!

>Current project is turning all of my dwarves into children, letting them be kidnapped by goblins, and then growing them back up so I can send them off on rescue squads.

I'm worried about Toady

>>182085306
how ghoulish of you

how do I take items from chests?

>>182087848
>>182087848
In adventurer?

g.

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boop

how viable is left hand sword/right hand crossbow in df adventure mode?

>>182090702
actually I can't figure out how to fire bolts, I know it's f
I have a quiver equipped with bolts in it, but pressing f says "you have nothing left to fire"