/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

>>182001792
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kill me

lmao idiot op

>>182001921
later

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>>182001792
Nice job on the new thread man. Thank you.

>>182001921
>early thread
>poorly made pc

>>182002179
>>182002189
>>182002350
im sorry

>list of good comm servers
>no servers found
Really activates the almonds

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I forgive you OPpie

>>182002509
that is furry porn

>>182002627
no it's my pyro

>>182002509
WTF O.O is she naked? Lol.
>>182002539
HAHA nice tits! I love :D

>>182002693
good post

>>182002693
Best post in the thread so far

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lets go

>Join game
>BLU team about to cap the payload
>I'm on RED
>Our team is down 5 players
>It's the second round
Meet Your Match was such a good update, guys.

>>182002978
free, trade me

>>182002978
pootis fazbear

>>182002978
LET IT RIP

>>182002978
kurt co-Bane?'s yiff stick (for you)

>>182002978
mods are fags

>>182002978
Kurt Cobain's last copy of The Jungle Book

>>182002978
have you heard of the high elves?

>>182002978
kurt cobain's autistic powerchords

you guys suck at rolling 4s

>>182002978
dotsy cum

>>182002978
Bane's Airplane

>>182002978
twilight sparkle's magic wand :3

*rolls a 4*

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>>182003494

>>182003712
rate my pyro

>>182003712
CHEATBOYS MACHETE

>>182003712
lol jk the i'm kidbing hahah i'm not gay

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>>182003806
HE'S HERE EVEYBODY RESET YOUR PASSWORD NOW

where is the 3d cheatboy

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nice epic i like it

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>>182003806
>>182004097
Frauk I think my items are gone.

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>>182004000
Those didgets can only be accomplished by hacking, by a master hacker none the less...

post yfw these two actual literally whoms won't stop forcing their shitty meme on the thread

i have no face

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>>182004171
I made a cheatboy for you anon because I like cheatboy. Post your damn plushie already

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>>182005064

,

>>182006974
•

'

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and i thought furries were only on the furry pound
he also had a VAC ban from 8 days ago

what is furry part oдин

>>182008343
i dunno anon, i need to find some shit for you so i can fufill that for you

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i thought these were extinct

>>182008457
I saw one posted here just last thread. Even had an unusual.

tfw people are dumb enough to cheat in ugc steel

how good do i have to be to play faceit pugs

Speaking of people cheating in Steel, anyone remember that one fucking heavy a while back who got banned for it? He even posted an AMA on Reddit. It was right before the big LMAOBox VAC wave and he didn't get caught in it.

Has anyone found a use for the Shortstop shove yet?

Do Soldier mains really do this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZK6JiRVJKw

>>182009772
i just remembered that was a thing

>>182009772
empty clip
shove
switch to pistol
frag

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>>182010012
Yeah
The gunboats really are a crutch

Ofifical TF2 crutch list:
Gunboats
Mad Milk
Spycicle
Dead Ringer
Darwin's Danger Shield
Rescue Ranger
Iron Bomber
Anything demoknight
The entire pyro class
Machina
Black Box/Concheror
New Mantreads
Base Jumper
Diamondback
Frontier Justice

>>182010978
iron bomber allows you to deny area better than stock
its a straight upgrade
>mantreads
explain how

Official TF2 crutch list:
all stock weapons
all non-stock weapons

Ofifical TF2 crutch list:
medic

scout and soldier are literally just crutches for people who can't play pyro

CRUTCH TIER
Medic

UBERMENSCH TIER
Battle Medic

>>182011605
agreed ^_^ *yiffs*

Scout as a whole is a crutch class.

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Wow I found a new-- oh

ZENOMITE MADE A NEW VIDEO GO WATCH IT

t. zenomite

literally qui

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>>182005540
Epic i love it, but unfortunately I haven't seen him yet. I didn't pay extra for the behind the scenes. Buy don't worry, as soon as he comes I'll be sure to post him.
as it shiild gor he is a mystery wrapped in an enigma....

>>182013495
what stage is it in

also their human plushes are notoriously shit and they literally base the design on the actual drawing you sent. if the 2d version looks like an ms paint children's drawing the 3d version will too.

good luck

where do you get aimbots?

do you have to like send them a 3d file or something if you want them to get it

>>182013904
no you just send a drawing with actual effort put in

it's why the furfag ones work so well

>>182013879
just play overwatch lol

>>182013597
Couple weeks before it's shipped out, if your unironic ironic furry guy then we should be done ours at about the same time, so fairly soon.
>>182013836
That's what I was going for so we'll see when he manifests himself.

>>182014021
Furry guy already got and posted his.

>>182014018
gootteem

they said mine had been "shipped to main facility" for quality control and once it passes it'll be a few days shipping
>>182014093
no the picture was sent from them to see if i was satisfied with it before sending

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if they have another holiday / seasonal sale i can probably get a second one for only 50 bucks if i also manage to jew a friend into clicking my referral link for a 20$ gift card

what should i get next year

>>182014473
Your favorite tf2 loadout.
It'll be EPIC trust me.

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y/n

n

>:s

n

i need a good medic loadout

stock

no i mean cosmetic loadout

stock

i give up

Name a more fun loadout than

Grenade Launcher
Sticky Jumper
Eyelander

stock

stock

nah

>>182013495
>Implying Cheatboy is a mystery when you have one of his items in your item showcase
lmao

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y/n

stock

what the fuck

fuck me

what the fuck me

i just want a fucking cosmetic loadout for medic is that too much to ask for

y

stalk

r-really?
d-do you...
like... it...?

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When will God stop your sinful hands

who

i just want a fucking update for tf2 is that too much to ask for

hundkoph painted slate
burly beast
surgical survivalist painted slate

>>182017859
Went to go make cosmetic set for medic, and he really doesn't have that many cosmetics. Kinda sad.

@182018226
ew what the fuck
>>182018281
I just want to pretty up my main aaaaa

>>182018480
girly makeup
frilly skirt
buttplug

:3c

>>182018567
n-no...

>>182017369
N E I N

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>>182018480
Honestly the best I could find that isn't silly. Not that many cosmetics for the doctor.

courve corner

just courve corner

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>>182018480
look to my flawless medic for inspiration

>>182019329
hi 2011

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check out the best medic loadout ever, its mine. maybe it will help you make your own.

>>182020587
max no offense but I will never ever so much as acknowledge your medic for existing

i can't that believe pyro is getting the tide turner and heavy is getting the splendid screen

>>182020680
you just did though

>>182020754
oh

>>182002978
Delet

that (You) tells me otherwise

i know you're jealous. its hard being in the same general as a medic as stylish as me.

if you are heterosexual reply to this post

stormy storm gentleman's gatsby > literally anything else

(im saying your unusual is shit)

>>182020972
no

132th for medic best class

design a 10th class that isn't shit and also isn't already done by some meme subclass

my design is a black guy and he's a melee character and he has a robot fist and he can punch people really good

tracer. just put in tracer

>join 2fort server
>friendly furry on there with 600 points
What the fuck. How?

>>182021743
throwing 600 sandwiches. or maybe he was playing another class before and got healing or teleport or extinguish points or something. who's to say.

belch

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backburner is gud wepon

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LOW
TIER
GOD

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Bustin makes me feel good

what was that link

meatspin

oh

>>182027707
Lemme tell you somethin'

Sleepin' makes me feel good
really nice airshot on the soldier there.

>>182009590
you have to know that pyro might not be the class to play full time
that's all

>>182027707
are you nervous
stop shaking

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>>182027707
bob weapon

why are you still awake go to bed

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>>182029078

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RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>182028923
>stop shaking
Ye, i shake quite a bit, especially when i tend to do decently

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>>182030271
really satisfying webbum

pottis/pootis

Am I banned

I love the Kritzkrieg

>viva posting about tf2
Something's wrong

>>182029078
as a medic player it makes me feel bad when i die like this.

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>tfw you keep dropping uber as medic.

Doesn't sound very blessed

I'd be sad if I dropped a lot of ubers. Good thing I don't

reminder you can't drop uber if you type +attack2 in console

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let's go boys

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yay

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Dead as fuck

At least I had some fun last night in constant 12 v 12 games, praise Christ

Praise Kritzkrieg

>medic won't switch off kritz to take out sentries
only time that medigun is bad

YOU KNOW IF THEY MADE A COMIC ONCE IN A WHILE THATD BE NICE

Lmao, just don't care for them instead of clinging onto whatever hope you've got left over it

>>182021470
Ms Pauling


...oh you want stats? Idk

>>182037049
The last comic took almost two years but holy fuck was it worth it

>>182021470
i have 3 in mind

>lightning gun man (shocker?)
+lightning gun rewarding tracking aim
+meant to play as a major dps class like soldier
+essentially heavy with smaller health pool and higher mobility and w/o the tank role
Could be added to soldier as a primary and have an alt fire for rocket jumping with it

>rail gun man
+as to traditional arena shooters, rail gun that deals 80 damage and does not headshot
+higher movement speed than sniper, equivelant or less than scout
-no double jump (duh)
this could be just added to sniper, i'd love to see a traditional rail gun added

>Nail gun man
+nail gun is actually re-introduced to the game
+self explanatory
+just slap it on miss pauling and make her another glass cannon dps class

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Gimme a good casual server to practice and have fun with people from 4chan.

>>182039175
eu or na

>>182039223
na

>>182039038
give scout ng and lg

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choose your faction, there is no going back. this is life and death maggots.

little known fact, burning flames has a mild smoking effect that is barely noticeable and scorching does not. Not entirely sure why this is

>>182040558
burning

>>182040558
scorching compliments hats alot more

Where's option C: Sunbeams?

>>182040558
sunbeamns

>>182040662
i'll consider this for the sequel. the great debate 2: robotic boogaloo. Let's keep it simple.

>>182040602
>>182040603
this is exactly what i want to see, conflict. personally i'm team burning but i can see what you mean by scorching compliments

>>182040558
I always liked scorching more
The extra smoke is because burning uses the afterburn particles and those have that as well

Don't forget about the 4st option: Nebula

>>182040956
nebula won't get much love because the hats it's on are cancer, and /tf2g/ actually gives a shit about that, but i'll see if i can pencil it in lol

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Was it autism?

page 10 save rave

>>182040558
Burning, cus fire aint fuckin green. Scorching only works on green hats.

The simple things in life
>100 damage pipes
>105 damage meatshots
>102 damage amby headshots
>150 damage quickscope headshots
>direct hit rockets
>dropping ubers
>getting chainstabs
>the sound from the machina/shooting star when you get a penetration kill
>chainstabs
>killing a DR spy or predicting where an invisible spy is going
>out dm-ing people with a frying pan
>ubersaw crits
>sniping someone with the crusader's crossbow
>the tomislav
>rescue ranger + pistol + jag

>>182043556
It can be. Fire can take on many colors.

fuck put chainstabs twice

>>182043760
>getting a full phlog charge and destroying their spawn
>frontier justice crit meatshots

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>>182043490
Hey those stats look famila--
>They're my stats.

Stop stalking me.

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>>182044257
>>182043490
better than my stats
t. former edgy spy main
as bad as spy is he's fun to play

>>182044397
at least you play something other than your main

spy is at least a decent pick class, soldier is just subpar all around

>>182044478
>soldier
>subpar
fite me

>>182044478
I'm kinda at the point where I just play whatever class I want to play, I don't really main anyone anymore
also this >>18204453

>>182044531
*outDPS's you as engineer on a no sentry server*

pssh

>>182044564
meant to quote >>182044531

having a main is pointless unless you play comp
even then it's a good idea to have some experience as every class

i main meleeman

in 6s

>playing demoknight
why

and win

Lmao, comp

>>182044564
That's what maining is. Nobody except for f2p retards literally only play one class for 1k+ hours (or more than 30+)

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>>182045089
>not having at least 100 hours in each class

>>182045298
>not having at least 300 hours in each class

I'd post a pic but my internet is out

>>182045298
>500 hours on god damn spy

was it autism

>>182045359
>not having at least 1000 hours in each class
shitter detected

>>182045450
>1000 engine points
Yes. Yes it was.

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>reset my stats because I used to play on idle and trade servers
>didn't like seeing max points: 800 as spy every time I join a server
I promise I'm not new guys

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big yiff

>>182043556
same

1 go to inventory
2 make the douchiest loadout of your main possible
3 post results

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>>182046101
forgot image

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>>182046101
I don't main a class, but you can have this snipper I made a while ago.

>>182046341
pretty cute

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>>182035210
Okay.

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>>182046101

why is /tf2g/ so triggered by pyro

REEEE PYRO REEE IM TRIGGERED

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This guy blocked and removed me when I said pedophilia was disgusting:

http://steamcommunity.com/id/boysidaho

I was just joking but it really makes you think

>>182047661
It actually doesn't.

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>have more protection and restrictions for item trading than the United States government
>hackers run around and ruin casual 24/7 without getting banned

>>182047661
Who cares?

Asia has like an age of consent of 14.
The only thing that TF2 and Asians have in
common, is that it gets hard when kids play with it.

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>OW gets a new hero
>we get nothing

>>182048172
trading items that are worth monetary value =/= kids downloading a program to ruin a game

invent a heavy main weapon that is not a minigun

>>182048302
>items matter more than the game itself

Apparently Valve agrees

>>182048393
The pootis launcher
+shoots sandwiches that can either heal or damage enemies
+replaces minigun with a pootis launcher

>>182047661
>You have one friend in common

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>>182021470
Update name: The Hales
All characters are based on already existing comic ones, that have relationship with Hale and designed to make more viable options that aren't Soldier, Scout and Medic for the 6s. 3 classes would be added to make the categories even.

Maggie as the Amazon (didn't come with better name)
First primary Melee Tank offense class, her idea is to stop high mobile classes (Soldier, Scout mainly).
> 250 HP
> Trait: More damage to her fist as health lowers.
> Primary weapon is a hunting whip that has 50% longer range that shots in a straight line. Alt attack has a longer range and makes you launch toward the hit target (buildings included), weapons can be launched while this happens.
> Secondary is a fist, named Australian Handshake, that Crits when it would mini crit.
> Melee would be a ranged utility item. Stock would a boomerang that would grant a mini-crit, other would be a bolar that would stop movement of the target for a brief moment and then Jarrate would be equipable.
Personality: She would caring Australian brawler girl, just like the comic. She would have a interactions with like she treat him like a kid. Traits: she would be always, because she is back to "action".

>>182048393
>The boxer's boots (boxer-style boots for heavy that replace minigun)
>cuts damage taken penalties from items such as the Warrior's Spirit and Buffalo Steak in half
>boosts firing speed/recharge time by 20% for secondary/melee weapons
>+4 health regenerated on wearer, works like the cozy camper and conch

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>>182021470
>>182048621
Continuing.

Jerry as the Pilot
Kind of a support scout, but instead of double jump a jetpack.
> 100 HP
> Trait: Takes crits from fall damage. Has a decent movement speed on ground.
> Primary is the jetpack that has is it own 125 HP. Normal attack makes it begun the flight and Alt Attack the put allies on it so you carry then, up to 3 people(they can while in it). When it is destroyed everyone aboard receives explosion damage and, if in air, start to fall(clearly). Engies can heal it, but not health packs. To revive it would have to collect ammo. This could be used to carry tanks the other side of the battlefield without losing their offsensive power, Medics could even uber while in it to make the Pilot and the jetpack invcible. Other version of it would be a mini-baloon, with more life but less speed.
> Secondary is assault rifle that has good accuracy but does minimun damage (2 or 3). The Nail Gun could be a good unlockable.
> Any generic melee weappon will do.
Personality: Composed man and normal man, but because of "Mr. Hale" eagerness to destroy the planes he was pilotting, just jump out of them, he developed a PTSD, when falling from any height he turn into a pussy that only knows to scream.
Tip: The idea of the Pilot to make a support that could be picked alternatively from Medics, without shadowing the German guy.

>>182048393
grenade minigun
very big double barreled shotgun
lightning gun with infinite ammo but a cooldown bar

>Encouraging melee based subclasses
Demoknight is already cancerous enough, why would you want another but with even more health and a bigger crutch?

>tfw blatant wallhacker scout on the enemy team exist he isn't cheating
>enemy team doesn't votekick because despite having 0 hours in the game he's not cheating hard enough to matter

>>182048760
>>182048621
>>182021470

Anxious Meriweather (could be Pauling, instead) as the Saboteur
Defense infiltrator, based on complaints about: "how do I defend this choke point if I can't build sentry here?" Or "if I put a sentry or a mini sentry here it just get destroyed right after." Complaint that a I'v seen through multiple matches.
> 125 HP same as Spy.
> Trait: She can pick up most of her ammo back from the ground but all of the items have low ammo clipsize and reserve. She can do sick pakour moves(idea can be discarded).
> Primary dual pistols. Clipsize reduced to any pistol equipped on her.
> Caltdrops (named: "Ouch, your feet!"), minimum damage while the target walks on them and bleed damage after he leaves. Alt Attack throws one at the target. Unlockbable Trampolines(named: "Off YOU go"), two can be placed at the same time(can be placed on walls), enemies or allies that walk too near or on that will be launched forward or upward depending on where it is placed.
> "Oh no! You didn't!" while active she has a radar active in her left hand that can see the icons of the detected players around, lasting for 5 seconds if not holstered with Alt Attack. It doesn't show a map or anything besides the icons, like an old fashioned radar would do. The range would be sized of the 2fort undeground intel room. In her right hand she would have a melee taser, deals moderate damage and/or only deal minicrits underwater.
Personality:She hates people, she hates the world and even worst she hates men. But for been the granddaughter of the nurse Patience Meriweather she had a granted job on Mann Co. as Hale's Chief Security Officer.Or Pauling's one. She would too much to talk about the others men mercs, and how patriarchy is shit.
Tips: As mentioned before she would be used to stop advencement in choke points, and radar would be used to check where the enimies are and if the traspassed, so you can chase them.

leaked excerpts from pyro update patch notes

>Flamethrowers: Direct & afterburn damage now both reduce Medi Gun healing and resist shield effects by 33%. Mediguns still extinguish flames rapidly, so pay attention to burning heal targets as they will be much easier to take down for a short duration.
>Direct flame damage now causes targets to take 10% more damage from all sources and deal 20% less damage with all weapons. This change was added to promote Pyros focus-firing targets with their primary weapon and will allow pushing without as much danger from burst damage.
>Degreaser now has +40% faster weapon switch, which affects all weapons equally. Removed airblast cost penalty. Replaced afterburn damage penalty with -50% afterburn duration for less harassment potential on Medics.
>Removed slower draw speed from Axtinguisher.

Dabbing taunt when?

>>182049061
no

>>182048393
Obligatory riot shield suggestion.
>passive damage mitigation
>active damage blocker when pulled out
Railgun.
>like a sniper rifle??
>but a fast projectile???

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>tfw always end up at the top of the scoreboard when playing pubs
>no matter what I do
>no matter what

Why?

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You are not good at the game, the average skill leverage is just stupidly low.

>>182049575
This applies to every pubstomper main, btw, not just you. You can't claim you're good at TF2 until you can stomp comp players.

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>>182049575
>being better than the average does not mean you are good, you are only good when you reach my arbitrary cutoff

>>182049672
t. I only play against shitters

>>182049752
what does it matter? it's a dying game that never had a popular competitive scene anyway. do you also brag about your competitive battlefield skills?

3 new classes

>electrician - alternate engineer
150 hp/pyro speed
primary - coil rifle
20 magazine gun that has accuracy slightly lower than the shotgun, has 60 ammo in reserve
doesnt shoot in automatic mode, but shoots faster than shotgun

secondary - arc pistol
acts exactly like engineer's short circuit but only deals damage, and deals much more damage than thr sc

melee - wrench but with sciencey doohickeys on it

he can set up shield projectors that function like mvm shield but are smaller and round
they have 300 health, and take damage just like buildings
allies can shoot through them, enemies damage them, but still can walk through them
you cannot set up two projectors near each other, only behind
they take time to setup

he can build hoppers, they act like small bounce pads that shoot you mostly horizontally and quite far
you have to stand on one for a bit before it activates
he can also build dispensers
his buildings can be sapped
he can repair engineer's buildings and vice versa

>commando - solly/demo mix
225 hp/slower soldier speed
primary - rpg
shoot arced projectiles that explodes in impact, has clip size of 3, speed of direct hit

secondary - flak shotgun
stats identical to shotgun except it shoots 6 projectiles instead of 10, not hitscan
projectile damage is 10 so damage is identical
benefit is that projectiles explode and deal damage even if you miss
drawback is that its not hitscan

melee - his boot

>mender - alternate medic
175 hp/pyro speed
primary - over/under shotgun
functions a lot like the FaN but is more accurate

secondary - health kit with 10 second recharge time, can use on self to recover health or throw it

thrown down kit heals teammates 66% of their health and gives them a short health regen

it poisons enemies with DoT like bleed, and they receive 25% more damage from other sources
health kits are team colored

melee - oversized scalpel

would you play them yes no why not

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>>182049575
i don't need to be good to have fun

>Not wanting to be the best at everything you do
Never going to make it, son.

Can't wait for that dead ringer nerf, sushi scout nerf is beyond dumb though

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new class
>me
>looks like me and is voiced by me
>400 hp and has passive health regen
>primary weapon shoots rockets with primary fire, and grenades with secondary fire
>secondary weapon is a sniper rifle with automatic fire and no charge time
>melee weapon is powerjack

but its balanced because it takes skill to play

>>182010978
t. solly main

>my heavy oneshot meme got nerfed
get over it

F U N
U
N

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I know I've said it before but what if:

New Sapper

+Turns the Building against their team
+Takes twice as much damage as a regular Sapper
+Sapped Building can't be destroyed via Destruction PDA
-Sapping takes twice as long
-Sapper has reload time everytime sapping is succesful.

>>182049635

Comp does destroy me though, with most classes at least, I main Scout and things tend to go generally well when playing against skilled players, in pubs it's just laughable.

give everyone a shotgun that shoots perfectly accurate slugs and crits on headshots
its balanced because everyone has it and it takes skill lol

>>182050338
that sapper is retarded

give everyone ultimates

it's balanced because everyone has it lol

>>182050338
easy to abuse

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>>182050338
>No with dealing with a sentry gun unless a spy saps your own team's sentry.

As an engie main, this sounds retarded.
How the fuck will you get close to it to remove the sapper without it instantly mowing you down?

new engi wrench
+ when he smacks a spy they explode
- When he kills a spy they get 25 latency added to their connection
- Engi cannot be ubered

>>182050338
Would only if the "turn against" mechanic activate after the sapping time.

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>>182050373

What else can you do with a sapper though? You have the standard one and one that reverts the building proccess, what else can a sapper do? Make the building explode and cause damage?

>>182050476

Maybe give the user some extra weaknesses to certain damage(s)?

>>182050612

The Sapper basically has to Sap the building completely before it takes effect, and the sapping process takes twice as long, it's a fair amount of time for an engineer to remove, and if they can't then you deal with the sentry the same way you deal with an enemy sentry.

>>182050727

That's what I meant with 'Sapping takes twice as long', sorry, that may have not been very clear.

>>182050832
sapper doesn't need replacing
its hard enough to balance and the best it can ever be is a downgrade or too niche to be used
its a tool, not a weapon.

guillotine shouldn't even exist. even when its crit gimmick is removed it'll still be fundamentally broken because SCOUT DOESN'T FUCKING DESERVE RANGED BURST DAMAGE

>>182050936
It's a fair trade off for the pistol, though.

>>182050936
>"i'm bad and can't counter scounts: the post"

>>182050832
So it's a straight upgrade to the regular sapper?
Saps a building as well as the added bonus of turning the enemy sentry against them?

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>new class is an astronaut
>is covered in "space age technology," which is really just hunks of Apple 1 computer
>250 HP, moderate movement speed
>main gun is a computer gun; left click shoots steadily-moving balls of energy that pass through enemies and hurt them, right click can be held to shield himself and someone directly behind him (uses ammo)
>secondary is a zap gun, hold down for 2.5 seconds on an enemy to stun them like the sandman for about 1.5 seconds
>melee swings around an inanimate carbon rod sword, which does more damage and slows enemies the more consecutive hits you land
>uses a robotic voice modulator, somewhat obviously a monkey in a suit but nobody seems to realize it

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>>182050896

Being able to turn a Dispenser or a Sentry against it's user could be a very good situational sapper though, it's just a replacement like the Wrangler replacing the Pistol or the Sandvich replacing the Shotgun, it's just an alternative.

Going off by your logic Engineer should absolutely always keep the stock shotgun since it's a perfectly viable main weapon.

>>182051117

Longer sapping would make things significantly harder though, you know when it comes to regular sentries the engineer is always going to be close by.

spy sapper

+on application: instantly turn enemy building into ally building
-60 max health on wearer
-engineer can still detonate his own machines

>>182051218
That sells just because of the sound modulator thing.

>>182051218
>astronaut class gets released
>valve releases a patch a day later that fixes a bug with his primary that caused players to be hit by the same projectile multiple times, causing damage dealt to vary wildly

>>182051218
>>>/owg/ is that way

>>182051218
>melee monkey class

We already have that.

>>182050991
its a downgrade in 99% of situations, it just a heavy check, and really fun one

new class: heavy's sister. middle ground between soldier and heavy

250 health
scotsman's skullcutter movement speed
primary: rapid fire mini-rocket cannon. comparable DPS to the flamrthrower. very little knockback but with its firing speed it can be used to glide across flat terrain for extra speed.

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>>182051857

Two weeks after she's added, SJW's and Tumblrinas complain and campaign about a female being killable and even worse the fact that she's a white russian girl instead of a black, fat, disabled, mentally retarded muslim african intersex.

i dont think they will do that
sjw dont care about tf2

tf2 is like quake 3 team arena but not good

make a medigun that operates like the flamethrower instead of a lock-on beam

HAHAHAHA LOOK AT ME I AM SUCH AN OLD FAG AHAHHAHAHAHAAH QUAKE QUAKE QUAKE DOOM DUKE NUKEM AAHAHAHAHHAA
MUH FAST

>>182052478
He doesn't even post here anymore man.

merge medic and pyro

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>>182052478
>havent played in a while
>use the spacebar
>every class but scout feels like they weigh 300 pounds

>>182052478
this but unironically

>>182052541
That's fucking hot.
The ultra tf2 waifu

>>182052416
team arena was shit

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when was the last time you played matchmaking?

>>182052713
I got to troublemaker and then never touched it again

>>182050680
lag spies are worse

how 2 bind mousewheel to jump

>>182053353
bind mwheeldown +jump
bind mwheelup +jump

>>182051479
Would want this just for the Kunai

>>182052648
I sorta agree. I know soldier's normal rockets are supposed to be better than DH. But I can't help but want to actually aim and hit my shit

>>182053505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=010KyIQjkTk

>>182052713
yesterday, played 2 games. lost first one because we had a bot and an afk. rolled easily on 2nd one wasnt even fun.

add the -100% overheal penalty they're gonna add to razorback to scout class as a whole

>>182052713
>decide to try matchmaking a few months ago
>join game
>don't get enough people to start
>try again 2 more times
>not enough people each time
>never touch it again

>>182055229
its weird how long it takes because there are usually at least 40 people looking for a game

liberty launcher would need a +12.5% damage bonus to compete with direct hit

this would make it a direct upgrade

this puts into perspective how broken the direct hit is and how shit the liberty launcher is

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Bug Predictions:

The new razorback will allow medics to heal at max speed all the time

The new RR will randomly take all of your metal

When the GRU drains all health it somehow make the heavy immortal

>>182055491
You also have to take into account how many people are playing in a group when you look at how many compatible people are searching.

>>182054257
this is some need for speed soundtrack song

>>182052478
are you upset about something anon

serious sam is like duke nukem but good

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>>182048253
>tfw the hero might as well be nothing

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>>182055952
love the pills

>when you get a killstreak of 50 as spy but accidentally get headshot by a sniper because you were invisible trying to walk past the heavy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C70vDkYvqk

>>182055646
Soldier needs to be nerfed into the fucking ground, instead of being literally THE best at EVERYTHING he should be average at some things. Especially the Direct Hit, a crutch that is easier to use (for me at least) yet does more fucking damage for some reason.

Not just saying this because I'm a scout main desu.

>>182057681
give soldier 175 health and then make all banners give +25 health (and remove any existing passives)

>>182057906
RIP battalion's backup

>>182048393
A revolver so big only he can use it, think hellboy
>8/12 shot magazine with 48/72 reserve ammo
>Can fire on the run, but shoots slower and with higher spread
>M2 to basically ADS, no change in fov but slower movement
>Faster firing and reload speed
>Each shot shoots three bullets (for one ammo unit) in a triangle pattern
>Oneshots light classes at point blank range

OP y/n
would use y/n

>>182058226
it's still really good because of the unlisted "confuse new players on use" effect

>>182058486
>revolver
>magazine

>Basing class nerfs on how easy it is to pubstomp with them

>>182058486
>A revolver so big only he can use it
already exists
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=355857046

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>>182046414
Saved

>>182058886
Yeah but that's a secondary, this would be a primary
Sadly the only other "heavy weapon" that exists is the rocket launcher, and we know that's never coming to any other class, so a big fuck-off gun would be a nice alternative

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give heavy a mini-minigun
>+very short rev up time
>+more accurate
>-less damage
>-less fire rate

>>182055952
>>182056530
I just reinstalled it. Gotta test out my 144hz monitor with a game that isn't as unbalanced as tf2

>>182058731
>valve wants to 'balance' things
>mp_enable_randomcrits 1
>mp_enable_weaponspread 1
really makes me think

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>>182052478

New KGB

+Get crits on hit instead of kill
+crits last until you die

tada!

>>182060637
>Crit fist heavies on every server
Balancing around crits is fucking retarded.

Heavy will NEVER get a primary that replaces his minigun. They wouldn't make this into even more of a clusterfuck will they?

how is heavy a clusterfuck
what

>>182061634
>this
ESL please

>>182062423
what is it that you are meaning my fellow anonymous poster

>>182062529
ESL fuck off

>>182062574
i not understanding your sentence of purpose

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Look at this dude...Oh ho ho ho...No no no, HAAAAAAAAAA

>>182040558
Burning. I had both of them. I just don't like green color for somereason.

>>182063539
i just instablocked him, he added me too lmao. bunch of freaks man.

>>182057681
soldier is simultaneously

>the worst power class
>the worst pick class
>a worse version of demoman
>a heavy with 100 less health and a weaker primary weapon

if anything he should be buffed slightly

nice try soldier main

>>182064116
rats, foiled again

>>182063962
bunny pls go

demoknight?
not trash?
never heard of him

i just saw an engineer with the pomson + short circuit + eureka effect + flash of inspiration named "Mike Pence"

lmoa who did this XD

Yes yes those buzzwords over at that frog posting forum taut you well.

dead ringer deserved worse

brap

bap

ambassador is still a crutch. it throws the need for positioning out the window.

REAL skill based ambassador fix

+Crits on headshot
+Perfect accuracy
+No cooldown between shots
-45% damage penalty
No random critical hits
On Miss: Headshot yourself retard

It can 2shot light classes if you're really good but has an actual palpable downside and isn't RNG based