/srg/ - speedrunning general

1st for traps aren't gay

>that pokemon hg/ss run
lmao

This game kind of reminds me of adventure island

>>181889645
NICE

>that pokemon hg run
lmao

Thank god it's fucking over...

i said LET IT DIE!

>""""""""""""""""""""speedrun""""""""""""""
>it's 3 hours long

huh?

>mario kart next
oh boy cant wait
who on earth wants to watch that?

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>more nintendrone trash
when are the good runs

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>>181889645

>>181889821
>speedrun
>it's slow
NANI?????

>>181889854
if you haven't seen the skips run, they have some novelty

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I can't wait for Mario Kart!

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>that explanation
puwexil really threw him under a bus

>>181890024
is this achievable natty?

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>>181890065
sure is you just gotta eat huge

>>181890024
gross...please don't post this shit

>>181890024
how does he get his body to store so much as belly fat

Next run is going to be good
I hope the couch/announcer won't ruin it

>>181890104
is he pregnant

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>>181889806

>>181889806
>>181890183
let it die, let it die, let it SHRIVEL UP AND

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>>181890182
he had a beautiful speedboy that grew up to be big and strong

f-zero has an amazing soundtrack

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE 2 THINGS ON THE RIGHT

Trannies: The interview

is enchantressofnumbers the one cosmo was making out with in that nauseating video?

tranny time

BURN ALL TRANNIES

>>181890437
trannies done quick

Three? This is getting a bit silly now

>worst Mariokart
please be entertaining in a speedrun at least

>>181890462
give link i need to jack off

>THREE
THEY'RE MULTIPLYING

lmfao look at the twitch chat

people are gonna be mad after this

>>181890498
why does speedrunning attract so many mentally ill?

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FUCK OFF TRANNIES

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wtf is this

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>when you're about to lose to a cis male

>three at once
what

the

FUCK

I really hope I win that MissingNo. plush now!

Imagine how hard it must be to force yourself to smile even though inside you're breaking down due to the constant harassment...be strong littlepoopgirl...

jesus fuckin christ

>SUPER
>HOT

>>181890024
His stomach and pecs look like Donkey Kong's fucking face from the side.

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The speedrunning community disgusts me. Why the fuck are you all trannies?

>>181890508
+1 every year
I give it 2 years until "KevinHRT" takes the stage

aperturegrillz is still a cutie
I hope he doesn't turn too... I like him as a dude

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Are there separate categories for "women" world records?

>>181890065
You gotta eat big to get big! Cmon!

Kevin looks like he's about to throw up any second.

>know a bunch of bro-tier ftms who just wanna be normal and chill without being hassled for their gender - because women are and men aren't
>every one of them is irritated as fuck by every mtf we meet
a real noggin' scratcher

>percentage of trannies in the US is probably less than 0.1%
>percentage of trannies at this panel is 60%
whoa

i wonder if they pressure the twink in the shades to transition

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>>181890596
i a-am dreaming, r-right??
this isn't happening right now...no way

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What the fuck am I watching?

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>>181890806

Now 3 trannies is just pushing it too far

twitch chat is blowing my sides the fuck out

these trannies look like they did transition any% instead of 100%

wow 3 trannies at once

the one on the right seems like the most degen

>>181890739
Nope, only a matter of time though at this rate.

dude this is legit comedy gold

THREE OF THEM IN THE SAME INTERVIEW
L M A O

>>181890771
He has been lmao

>>181890796
the two mtf people i have met in real life were actually really cool and in two years the subject of gender never came up. i'm pretty sure most of the loonier ones come from the gaming community.

Is Kevbro sick? or is he just tired of this panel?

>"hey slap a bunch of mentally ill people on the panel what could go wrong?"

>"Hey why are we struggling to make donation goals that we used to make without the sponsors what's going wrong?"

>LMAO DUDE I TOTALLY THREW UP XDD
fuck you

TRANNY CITY

>>181890796
FTM are great
>Become friendly with one through work
>never brings up social issues or any bullshit
>jokes about his vag
Truly a man among men

Behold the trannel.

FUCK OFF TRANNIES

YOURE ALL MEN

>>181890997
can't really blame him, he knew he was gonna be on this panel after all

the absolute chins on this panel.
>>181890951
kek

>>181890951
gold

>>181890948
TRANS GIRLS ARE CUTE AND GREAT

>>181890997
wow fuck off

kevin is awesome

see, this is just further proof that the tetris block is always boring trash and needs to die

Gender equality > memes tbqhm8

>>181890951
They were doing 100% but they fucked up and soft locked

>>181890976
Probably tired of this panel, he's never looked like this ever, it's definitely not the impending spotlight and totally the fact that a mass of trannies has taken up the game inspired by him.

>no one passes

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>>181891057
>>181890951

>>181890948
>WHY ARE THEY HAVING AN INTERVIEW AT FIVE GUYS
lmao

Kevin is so cute.

>>181890596
Are those all trannies? I honestly can't tell.

>>181891135
>>>/lgbt/

so what do you think he meant by "cram in as many runs as possible" serg?

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>>181890951
>these trannies look like they did transition any% instead of 100%

someone make a screencap of this

>>181891107
all of the ones on screen now aren't

>>181891164
he looked a lot worst back when he had a bigger beard a few years back. there is probably some pinball footage of him with it

What was the biggest trainwreck so far?

Why is TGM even a part of this tournament?

It's not really a speedrun and half the time they fail the challenge modes

>>181891250
mash down on the stick to fill up the well because there's no way that they'll beat kevin or aperturegrillz

just in the FUCK do they think they're fooling?

>>181890951
put me in the screen shot

>>181891285
pokemon hgss and mirror's edge """glitchless"""

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>>181890951

>>181891285

the tranwreck

>>181891262
haha yeah then surround it with laughing faces!

>>181891345
Mirror's Edge Glitchless was great though. It was like a parody of every speedrunning argument ever.

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>>181890951

>>181891345
>hgss
lmao

>>181891334
jokes on you, you've clearly been fooled yourself

>>181891404
good post

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>>181891404

>>181891014
>his
>vag
That's not how it works.

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>>181891362
I like your title way better

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>>181891345
I liked Pokemon HGSS because it was Pokemon HGSS instead of just Pokemon HG or Pokemon SS

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>>181890951

>>181891345
fuck off fat retard who was sitting on the couch
that run was great

>princeproto locked their twitter account again
gdq is truly the gift the keeps on giving

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>>181890951

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Not gonna lie this Super Mario Kart run is actually pretty good.

>>181891935
This is Mario Kart 64, a much worse game.

>>181891989
How can it be worse when it's significantly better?

>>181891935

im still recovering from the triple threat match previously

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>>181892012

>>181890550
The rate of co-morbidity of being transgender and being autistic is relatively high.

>>181890951
lMFAO

>>181892012
3/5, soon to be 4/5, tranny

I liked that jump

>>181892012
it's like 5 stages of going from manly man to girly man

>>181890550
If you're mentally ill there's a huge chance that you're socially ostracized or socially incapable. And THAT comes with escapism hobbies.

>>181892012
The blonde one with glasses doesn't look TOO bad for a tranny

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WHY ARE THEY FUCKING CLAPPING SO MUCH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>181892246

>>181892378

Being anything other than a cis white male gets you accepted into that community.

There is a reason all the good speed runners aren't coming or are outright banned from participating.

Nobody minded the autism or elitist bravado in the older GDQs, they took the "we hate cosmo" to mean "We want more trannies and fucking cringe"

How can you speedrun a game without a plot like Mario Kart?

>>181892246
Adding your own text made it less funny desu

>>181892592
mario kart with skips is fine, causei t's fast and it's enjoyable if you've never seen it before.

no skips mario kart is just braindead fucking retarded. diddy kong racing is also largely retarded because it takes fucking forever, even WITH all the skips it has.

>>181892578
>all the good speed runners aren't coming or are outright banned from participating.
Are you joking or are you retarded? There are literally dozens of WR holders on the schedule, including many in very competitive games.

>>181892578
someone should rerun the like 2013 gdqs so much better

>>181892592
I don't even understand what kind of reaction you're aiming for here.

>>181892578
>There is a reason all the good speed runners aren't coming or are outright banned from participating.
lmao like who

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>>181892671
well it is a poopy diaper retard so i have to disagree

>>181892745
I got the reference but it just seems like you're trying to ride the coattails of a genuinely funny joke and not being particularly clever about it.

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>>181892813

>>181892813
hes just desperate to try and match the trans any% post and failing miserably

>>181892813
t. poopy diaper retard

>>181892745
Why do I feel like your that unfunny hats faggot?

>>181890951
giving a you to myself because my joke was too good

>...and no comment
You know from her tone of voice it was actually a shitpost

>>181891860
every bit of attention they get no matter what kind gives them more followers and popularity, and being trans u can do jack shit to criticize them.

they know this (literally spelled it out they want to grow their channel thru gdq), and gdq staff can do nothing but support them.

I'd like to see him try and speedrun MK8, a game that takes some actual SKILL

>>181893001
Proto actually lost followers

>>181892592

Same way you can speedrun a game by skipping the plot entirely like they do

>>181893008
MK64 takes multiples of more skill than MK8

>>181891854
>those sunglasses
on a scale of 1-10 how stoned do you think aperture is

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boy they sure are starting the triple digit "anonymous, no comment" donations early this year :^)

>>181892971
>check his twitter
>Sorry, that page doesn’t exist!

fagboy couldn't handle the bants

Thank god he's not actually playing this boring game.

>>181893064
>AI doesn't throw shells
>takes more skill

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>>181893181
>not actually playing

>>181893217
>He thinks shell dodging is the part that takes skill in either game
my sides

>>181892684
WR holder =/= quality speedrun to watch

maybe you like watching the same fucking people do the same fucking run of metroid and the endless autistic "save the animals" donations but there is a reason the event is relying heavier and heavier on sponsors to meeet their goals rather than random donators.

It's severely lost it's value as they keep removing quality streamers and replacing them with tumblr esqe bullshit

>>181890104
you may not like it, but this is what a body at peak performance looks like

>>181889870
more like games done queer

>>181893286
Ok, so fuck off then you stupid crybaby.

>>181893217

>implying that shell dodging is ever important in the mario kart speedruns

>>181890024
Is he back on grommr yet? He's hot

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im sensing a high number of seat sniffers in thsi thread...

>>181893286
>doesn't like speedruns
>whines online like a faggot about how a speedrunning marathon is boring
this level of delusion takes talent.

>>181893286
but its for a good cause!

>>181893286
spot on

>>181893286
>WR holder =/= quality speedrun to watch
You said there aren't any good speedrunners in the marathon. This is obviously and provably false. And now you're shifting the goalposts.

>>181893508

>relying on a strawman because he has no real argument and actually agrees that the line-up they've put forward is absolute dogshit and is being unironically retarded because he thinks that makes him popular on 4chan. An online forum of completely anonymous people.

You mistyped the reddit url senpai

HERE WE POYO

Man MK64 always looks so barren and easy with tracks so wide you can't see both sides of them. Rainbow Road being this huge wide easy band ruins everything about it.

I think the amount of times they've said "troll" is a marked improvement over past events.

>>181892745
wtf are these sickos

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This runner knows how to do things proper.

>>181893729
It's the hardest Mario Kart game to speedrun by far. Double Dash comes in a distant second.

>>181893624

No, looks more like you're the one shifting them by forcing your inferred meaning by good instead of what he clearly meant when referring to a stream which is quality content for the viewer.

Seems pretty obvious, why would he call a world record older bad at speed running when talking about the quality of the stream?

haHAA

>>181893838
Being a good speedrunner means you have a good time.

The term you're looking for is "reddit comedian".

who is the announcer she has a cute voice

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>>181893805

>>181893936
me

>speedrunning entertainment
it's not real ya know

>>181893936
It's a tranny.

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At least you know he's not lactose intolerant.

>>181890065
Obvious roid gut

>>181893936
Me. I have a bf sorry!

>>181893908

He never said they were bad, he said the runs were bad, which clearly means what everyone else here understood as bad content for a viewer to watch.

A good majority of the runs are novelty runs or runs repeated ad nausea, not actually good to watch unless you're also exceptionally autistic and enjoy watching the 20th consecutive run of a game where the routing hasn't changed at all.

You must be right though a "reddit comedian" like you would perform these mental gymnastics to force your meaning for someone else's statement.

>>181894057
thouse thighs would be great if she didn't have 9 chins

>>181894057
>two fatties

yuck

i wana lick announcer pink pusy mmmmmmmm

>>181894209

Or the grand canyon of cellulite rippling through them

how long until 5 million bits is revised to 2 million

I want this tranny announcer to shut the fuck up

>mario kart wii (no skips)
so he's going to complete the game slower than most people casually play

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Runner is kinda cute desu

>>181890951
wew

>>181894647
last runner was vastly superior

>>181894190
Why would you watch a speedrunning marathon expecting comedy or excitement?

I'm imagining someone going to a model train show and autistically screeching that the model train hobbyists aren't putting on a fun enough show.

>>181894517
seriously what the fuck son? did he get BTFO so hard by the 12 year olds online that he went back to single player?

HUGELY THE FASTER
MAMAS SPAGHETTI

I appreciate pissbreak runs

>40minute let's play

>>181894727
Was he blonde?

>no skips
>babbymode items
what a waste of everyone's time

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I kind of want to get into speedrunning but all the games I like are 5+ hour RPGs that don't seem like they have a lot of tech involved

feelsbadman

>>181894647
Agree, I love skinnyfat guys who wear shirts that are too tight :3c

Please don't let anyone "speedrun" another cart racing game except if its CTR or F Zero or something

Mario Kart is the most anemic dull bullshit that everyone and their mom has already seen

>>181894832
yes
he also didn't say any dumb memes and was very focused, which is cute

is there one dude at this shit who isnt a pussy lookin ass faggot and or tranny

even that one buff kid looked like a faggot bitch

Isn't using a code to remove blue shells just kinda lame?

does skipping over that chasm constitute a skip

>>181894971
start liking better games then

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Is he gonna be alright?

>>181895056
you mean a normal looking human?

No, what would they be doing at an autism convention? Even tryhard weebs like Trihex stopped going to these fagfests

>>181895012
This guy seems like he'd be easy to bully into agreeing to being pegged.

>>181895107
No it's a planned shortcut

>>181895139
I'm getting flashbacks of being invited into the girl's bathroom by three hot girls in high school. I went in and they weren't there.

>>181895139
I hope not

>no skips
why is this allowed for shit like mario kart

the glitchless meme has gone too far desu

>>181894971
Well are you a transsexual? Because that's required

any update on who Tolki is fucking this gdq?

LET'S PLAY

>>181895315
As usual, everything bad can be traced back to zeldafags

Whom is Squid?

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>>181894747

I like how you are either intentionally ignoring everything they're saying to be intentionally obtuse or are actually this retarded, it's like i'm browsing reddit but not actually browsing reddit.

What's with this guy? does he work for big brothers of America and brought them along for his couch? Why does the extra fat one have to clap directly into his headset?

Is it hard to beat Red?

>>181895413
>>181895513
>>181895623
Oh look, it's the FREAK without a human heart!

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>no skip
>"im just gonna skip a chicane now"

>>181895270
did you get to rub one out at least

I'm not one to meme on arbitrary categories but I am honestly confused as to what the fuck actually constitutes as a "skip" in this game now

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>>181895815
Arbitrary

>>181894747
i imagine the point is every year is actually the same runs in the same shitty games and the only thing that changes from year to year is who the latest transformer is

l e t ' s p l a y

>>181895892
theres your answer!
>theres a definition somewhere

>>181895702
which part wasn't addressed?

these people are on 4chan crying about how a SPEEDRUNNING marathon isn't off the wall exciting. it's a nerdy hobby. that's literally it. none of these people are entertainers, nor do they claim to be. they just want to show off their game.

if you don't like speedrunning, fuck off and watch something else.

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we desperately need an Easter Speedsters Vol.2 to cleanse our palate.

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>>181895860
Nobody was in there. That was the end of the prank. Once I got over the fact that I was duped, I realized just how uninspired and lazy of a trick it was. There were no consequences.

That bugs me more than anything else. But maybe that was the intent. A slow burn of wasted potential. Maybe they're geniuses.

remember guys the category is no skipS

he's allowed to have one

>>181896114
Well you're still thinking about it years later so I guess they are

Who's going to save speedgaming by creating non-arbitrary categories for every game?

You can't speedrun racing games.
You can't speedrun indie games.
You can't speedrun party games.
You can't speedrun fan games.
You can't speedrun sports games.
You can't speedrun fighting games.
You can't speedrun mobile games.
You can't speedrun turn-based role-playing games.
You can't speedrun sandbox games.
You can't speedrun real-time strategy games.

You can speedrun first-person shooters.
You can speedrun platforming games.
You can speedrun action role-playing games.
You can speedrun action-adventure games.
You can speedrun Christian games.

He's literally doing a play-through of Mario Kart Wii, that's it. There's nothing special about this.

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>>181896234

God bless the monkey poster.

>>181896237
"any%"

wow that was hard

NOTE: VC is banned

>>181896342
It's better than Mario Uhh 8

>>181896237
>not enjoying Any% All main bosses no MajorSkip two players one controller blindfolded

did the sm64 run change from a race to just cheese or am i hallucinating

>>181896290
>playing fps that's not online multiplayer
nerd

>>181896290
You can't speedrun

>>181896408
It's always been just cheese, he's the only one who submitted.

>>181896408
I remember looking at it couple of days ago and it was just cheese.

>>181896462
>>181896497
alright i think the shitposts from twitter made me think it was a race i guess

>>181895892
https://www.mariowiki.com/List_of_Mario_Kart_Wii_glitches

>>181896564
they've been having races in the tournament rooms the entire week, if that's what you're referring to

Hey guys just so you know there's a super cool skip in this level I'm not going to do

>>181896290
i speedran your mom

>>181896714
I think I know that skip. It's the one where I skip this marathon until the next run.

>>181896758
can i get a screenshot of your simian folder?

no skips?

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>>181896889
Skips are arbitrary

>>181896695
nah, thought the main schedule was a race for some reason

im assuming the races in the practice rooms arent streamed because muh bandwidth in the hotel or something

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>no skips
>does skips

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>>181896914

>>181896714
Man, what a cockblocking run. They keep talking about glitches, but doesn't do any of them.

all the categories are arbitrary

>>181893809
LMao

The only acceptable categories are Any%, No credits warp, and 100%

prove me wrong

>>181896084

You're literally clueless, aren't you?

>>181897017

>No skips run
>>does a fucking skip
>>>Lawl xd I wasn't going to do that

Yeah no shit, it's called no skips

>that autist on the couch who thinks his """"jokes""" are actually funny

>>181897215
>You're literally clueless, aren't you?
How is this a response to what I asked? If you have something to say, say it. Stop being an edgy cryptic faggot.

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If neither proto or kevin cry or throw up on stream during the race I'll be very disappointed

>"as long as I don't mess up I should be good"
yeah no fucking shit

>>181897056
:(

I AM SO INCLINED! xD

These are the skips that aren't allowed if you're all curious:
http://mariokartplayers.com/mkw/archives/00000134.html

>>181897329
I was just about to post this
God damn he's awful

Also this announcer is trying HARD to jump on the runner's dick

>party game

Grils on fire?
More like
Grils get back in the donation booth and read us some donations

>>181897403
If it's ending the run sooner then I'm fine with him arbitrarily arbitrating the rules

>>181897403
>no skips
>except these

>>181896938
How is skip arbitrary in this context?

Is this even a speedrun?

I just see a guy playing Mario Kart.

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>>181897351
I don't want to see anything bad happen to Kevin. He's under a tremendous amount of pressure trying to live up to the unexpected hype the first Tetris exhibition brought and trying not to perform worse than literal human garbage that have subverted and sabotaged something he's put a lot of passion into.

>child donates
>"we jus china jerk off as many of these geysers as possible ay xD"
inappropriate

>>181897583
Try beating any of the times he gets on individual tracks.

>>181897564
the MK Wii community decides what is a skip and what isn't just like they decided to use cheat codes to disable the meanie items :)

Yeah he's really destroying this game,, incredible.

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>>181897476
>caleb vs the guy she told him not to worry about

>>181897614
He's a literal autist that smashed his tetris pcb, but you wouldn't know about that because you're veddit scum.

>>181897614
I haven't paying attention to him didn't he break his board in half?

>>181897194
>prove me wrong
but that's completely correct

>>181897614
How can I get that hairy?

>>181897476
He is still my favorite.

>>181897774
Don't shave.

>>181897774
years of neckbeard grooming

>>181897774
Be armenian

>>181897752
That's old news.
>>181897765
Yeah.

literally cumming to this announcer

>>181897671
> just like they decided to use cheat codes to disable the meanie items :)
Wait, you serious? Is he doing this run with itens disabled?

>>181897194
>super metroid low %
>zelda all dungeons
ez

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>>181897710
Caleb losing to a guy named Fatso is just so wonderful

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did you guys know mario kart wii still has a very active community and that you can still play it online?

>>181897910
arbitrary and not fun to watch

two of my least favorite things about gdq at once

runner who talks weird and changes his intonation for the time he is running

annoying as fuck announcer screaming in the mic

Thank god this shit is over.

>>181897774
im that hairy and i pass better than the trannies

>>181897906
no blue shell and lightning yeah

Tetris: The Grand Tranny

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oh god
the trannys are gonna run now

>>181898089
Dr Mario but the pills are hormones

want to watch the trannyfest but i have to play dota

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>look at the schedule
>total length of tetris 'runs': 36 minutes
>total length of tetris setup: 57 minutes

>people brought children to this trannyfest
worse than pride parades

>>181898075
Holy fuck, that run just became a bigger joke than I thought.

>>181898140
come play with me instead haha

>>181898106
is this the announcer?

>>181892919
I banged her at sgdq 2015 :^)

Did they have ads last year?

>>181898209
yeah because blue shell and lightning make it so much more interesting lmao

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>>181898254
no this is

>>181898272
My condolences.

I remember Tetris TGM was really interesting and impressive at a marathon like a year ago. Then the next time, it wasn't new and special and kinda fell flat.

>>181898272
>"h"e"r"

>>181897765
>>181897895
>>181897752
the board was already fucking broken you fucking retards

FAKE NEWS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE