/utg/ - Undertale General

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>>181833538
first for fish

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>>181833538

Whoops. I'll post it here too. Watch Undertale: Deja Vu, it's good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pH-TNnNEwkI

>>181833776
>it's good
Not so

I'm gonna fucking cum

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>>181833538
Does Undyne have a good relationship with the dozens if not hundreds of children Gerson must have sired?

>>181833905
You gonna shoot for me, bud?

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>>181833905

>>181834120
I can't do it through a screen. I should know, I just tried.

>>181833159
the plot isn't a rethread of regular Undertale, the setup integrates Chara, but leaves a couple of blank spots (the burn on Asriel, how much they might have reset etc), and it pretty much put together a setup that could be lovingly destroyed with Frisk now behind bars and looking pretty mad about it. it could collapse sure, but at least it's trying stuff and I'm somewhat curious where it ends up going

>>181833776
It's criminal how little attention this got.

I really wish they'd make more.

>>181833776
>open video
>Expecting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
>do not get that
I'm just disappointed now.

>>181833159
I left this >>181834176 comment in the previous thread to explain.

I also agree with >>181834372

Post cute Sans
Sans is cute

>>181834528
I'm sorry. Try this instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOIzZ-mNJFU

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>>181834674
ain't he cute

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Does anybody else remember this scene? I thought it was really touching.

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>>181834748
that's more like it

>>181834960
"Undyne being a terror behind the wheel" is something I never considered but is now instantly my headcanon

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Orson Welles falls into the underground, what happens?

Hint being close to 500 lbs he fucking bursts like an overripe fruit from the impact

>>181835369
thicc

Huh, what's this exactly?
http://underveil.unisphere.tv/extra/

Would you love your favourite if they were eight years old and had a heart shaped face and were clumsy and that pale kid Edward Cullen stared at them a lot?

did /trash/ died

>>181836004
trash, co, tv, mlp

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>>181836004
worse
/s4s/ died and its inhabitants are running amok

>>181836105
bummer

>>181835840
I would put bars on all the windows and ensure that there is a can of gasoline and matches in every room in the house.

I will also educate my fave on consent, stalking and abuse so that they can recognise threats to themself in romantic relationships.

Lastly, I will tip off the international guild of vampire hunters to the fact that something is wrong in my town and that they need to investigate.

>>181836275
Good decisions anon

is undyne a finger

>>181836275
I thought this was a reply to the post about Orson Welles and got kind of worried

>>181836419
Thanks.

The success of my actions does, however, hinge on my fave not falling for Edward and deciding to make him the centre of their entire life.

If that happens, I will have no choice but to cut my losses and disengage. I will not stop loving my fave, however. If they ever manage to escape that abusive relationship, I will ensure that they have shelter.

>>181835840
I would make sure my fave gets bullied at school by everyone for trying to be prettier than me

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>>181836275
WHAT'S THAT SMELL

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>>181837121

>>181836105
k too

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>>181837229
Stinky lying dirty lizard traitor

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>>181837229

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>>181837485

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>>181837619

>>181837619
Cute!

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"Make up your mind, Azzy!"

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Hey /utg/ it's been a while how've you been?

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Are there more parts of this? This is all I have
>>181837789

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>>181837957
Dandy.

>>181837940
Asriel's true love is SRITR

>>181835523
New fan album. The first two Underveils were fairly good and recently they had a live show in Japan, playing those albums, the game soundtracks and this new album as well. This is just the countdown to the official online release.

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Pet?

>>181837963
>Are there more parts of this? This is all I have
Starts here: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/7596856/#7600974

>>181838324
Ah, great. I thought it was something like that but it wasn't very clear. I liked the first two.

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Alright, who has this, and who can translate this?

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best goat

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It's been a long time..but
I wanna let everyone know I'll be doing a Sonic and Undertale request stream tonight 9pm EST till 12- 1 am Est depending on how long it takes me to finish.. if you guys wanna hop in later that would be cool. I'll be talking with my austist friends aka brobafet doogle and others just an FYI. Just for those who ar interested Thanks, <3

>>181838418
Thanks. Looks like the image server is down, though. Do you happen to have the two pages I didn't post?

>>181839237
I thought I did, but I can't find them. Maybe the person who posted them here still has them.

>>181839197
Sounds fun! I'll try and tune in and request something.

>>181838383
In a perfect world

What if Flowey was about to absorb all the souls when he slips on a banana peel and feels really embarrased about it?

>>181840392
What if someone got their hands on the famitsu article in English so that I could fucking read it?

>>181840639
I think this would get Toriel to realise the faults in her actions and work with Asgore to properly handle their grief.

>>181840392
He yells at Frisk to forget this ever happened, then continues on as usual.

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Best boy.

There is no competition.

>>181841485
Then Frisk marches across the whole Underground to tease Asriel about it.

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>>181841992
Big best boy

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>>181841992
I think you are forgetting about this one.

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>>181842164

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>>181842369

Would you still love your fave if they were eight and they kept asking the following question, followed by its quotation: "Would you still love your fave if they were eight and they kept asking the following question, followed by its quotation:"

>>181842790
Yes.

I'll stop answering, eventually, though. Same as if they trapped me in a 'why' loop.

>>181841992
I prefer him a bit taller

And paler

And with arms and legs and a snootle

>>181833683
art of fish taking the knot when?

>>181843538
Alphys's custom-made techno-knot strap-on with vibration function?

>>181843783
no just some canine monsters big red sex organ

>>181844149
All the dogs are taken

Toby is busy fucking over his fans and Tem
Doggo is getting the knot from Ice Wolf
Greater and Lesser have a forbidden love
and dog marriage speaks for itself

>>181844282
And Endogeny?

>>181844282
>and Tem
W-what?!

>>181843538
Undyne taking on the Gordian knot?
Sounds like her kind of challenge. I'm surprised it doesn't exist already.

Do we like Majoratale?

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>>181844646
Asexual reproduction

>>181844932
Link? pun intended

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>>181844646

>>181844932
I've never played Zelda, so I don't have the connection to it, but it looks fine for what it is

>>181833776
This was going well till the OC showed up. Ruined it for me, especially that edgy line at the end.

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>>181841992

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>>181846759
>October 23, 2015

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>>181842274
Context?

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>>181847410
I like these

>>181844932
It's pretty good.

I like stuff with Asriel as the protagonist.

>>181844932
I like it. It has nice artwork and the right mix of light humor and melancholy.

>>181844932
Is Asgore or Sans the Ikana king? This will determine what I think of it.

>>181849340
Sans is already the Happy Masks Salesman, so.

>>181849340
Sans is a mask salesman.
I know this because I tried to look up Majoratale, and then I discovered that the "Undertale AU wiki" has an article about "Sans (Majoratale)" but not about Majoratale.

>>181849550
That's kind of retarded desu

>>181849661
Ok

Link to Majoratale

http://majoratale.tumblr.com

And yeah Asriel as protag is a nice change

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Skeleton doing a summery thing!

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A new page of Caretaker, wherein it is revealed that W. D. Gaster is an underweight rodent

>>181852010
Cool

>>181852010
Master Splinter fell on some hard times after the Turtles left for good

>>181839197
Neat. Will try to make it.
>>181843538
Didn't Mspg do something like that once?
>>181844932
Never seen it.
>>181852010
They went full on Gasterdog mode. What a twist.

>>181852010
I'm okay with this. Makes a nice change from harvesting them from transformed Sans/Papyrus

>>181852839
>Didn't Mspg do something like that once?
Yes. Yes he did, a long long tiem ago.

>>181852981
I'm honestly waiting for some additional joke, that he's only like this because he spiked his coffee with dog genes or something.

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Sup everyone. Posting a minor NPC for the fangame. Meet Bluno.

>>181852981
Yeah. I had a knee-jerk reaction when I first saw it (and posted about it) but it doesn't seem like it will have the things that usually turn me off the Gaster Blaster thing.

>>181854140
Nice Giraffe rabbit!

>>181854140
Nice Alpaca hare!

>>181854140
>Bluno
That sounds like a big guy name

>>181854602
But why does he wear the hat?

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>>181854187
He kinda looks like a skeleton Alphys, especially while he's leaning like that.

Here's a bonus comic.

>>181854140
BenderNeat.jpg

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>>181854140
W-wait, is he wearing a shirt or...?>>181852010
I hate when people do this shit (pic slightly related), but I like this comic a little, so I'll try to keep up with it.

>>181852010
>people are still defending this
How long until /utg/ turns on it? Until it shits on the skeletons, shits on Asgore or makes Asriel flawed in someway?

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>>181854140
I can't believe Fatz liked Bruno

>>181855372
It had a pretty strong in medias res introduction to its premise and that surprise edgegote upended expectations. It hasn't been nearly intense since then but there's been enough nice little touches to keep me interested.

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>>181852010
>Gaster Blasters based on Gaster's skull

Does that mean Gaster breathes lazers?

>>181855372
I'll turn on it when it excuses Chara or shits on Frisk. Not before.

Just stopping by to angrily demand Famitsu interview in English like an entitled baby. Feed me.

>>181855858
>when it excuses Chara
but it did that already

hmm... something tells me this person isn't arguing in good faith

>>181856004
?

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>>181856086
Really gets the neurons firin'

>>181856004
Providing a character's reasoning for their actions is not the same as trying to portray them positively by dismissing their actions.

We know why Chara is doing what they're doing, but we are not encouraged to sympathise with them over Frisk.

>>181855858
Do you honestly think this is going to end with Chara being evil and not redeemed in someway? Even Undertale made the two most evil characters, Asriel and Asgore, 'good guys'.

>>181856604
You literally can't redeem a character if you excuse them, because that would mean there's nothing to redeem.

>>181856705
Tell that to Asrielfags and Dadfags

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And he's back. You know what to do.

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I'm surprised there's been zero acts of flirting in Caretaker. It isn't even listed in Frisk or Chara's likes. Considering how much the artists obsess over the lore, it's hard to believe they'd miss one of the game's defining quirks.

>>181856834
This again? I just meant that Asrielfags and Asgorefags claim that their favorites are redeemable and yet they also give reasons about why they did what they did and say they should be forgiven

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The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

>>181856604
If the redemption arc is plausible and well written enough, it might even make me have an exception to my Chara hatred.

But I doubt it will. I'll probably drop off when they lay on the Chasriel thick. But I wouldn't start hating outright unless they excused Chara or bashed Frisk.

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>>181855058
Yeah he's wearing a shirt. Why do you ask?

Colors are not final btw. I did want him to be a white rabbit but I wanted to try the barbershop colors first.

>>181856974
But can the spider find the gold at the end of the rainbow!?

>>181856932
Well to their credit, there hasn't been much of a chance for flirting on Frisk's part. They more or less hit the ground running, dying, then running again.

I am almost certain Frisk will get out of prison by flirting his way out. It will be disappointing otherwise.

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>>181856974
But can the Spider Beat Darkeater Midir solo on her first try?

>>181857278
Given who's guarding them, petting is more likely.

>>181856959
Understanding, forgiving, redeeming and excusing are all different things.
Understanding can be done with almost any well-written character, no matter how abhorrent and unforgivable. If they don't have understandable motivations there's usually something wrong.
Excusing is showing that they did nothing wrong in the first place. If excusing happens, forgiving and redeeming become impossible, because there's nothing left to be redeemed for or forgiven of.
Forgiving is done to the character, redemption comes from the character themself.
Forgiveness is mutually exclusive with excusing. Redemption is also mutually exclusive with excusing. Forgiveness and redemption are not exclusive.
Do you understand?

>>181857586
So what is it when Asrielfags claim that Asriel did nothing wrong as Flowey because he reset or claim that Flowey was lying?

I thought I had something going, but I'll stop replying now. Sorry.

>>181857586
seriously don't bother with this individual. there's no way of convincing them.

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>>181857881
good. glad we straightened that out.

>>181857916
>>181857881
>>181858085
Serious question here >>181857801

Which one is that or these?
>>181642976
>>181642529
>>181641765

why is everyone leaving the discord

pretty sure he was banned last thread anyway

>>181858359
He phoneposts, so it doesn't matter.

>>181858348
because people aren't linking it here anymore

>>181857278
Frisk is biologically female in Caretaker, and still uses they/them pronouns. Personally, I'm not a fan of specifying a gender for either of them at all.

Reminder that Asriel and Chara having bloody diarrhea and drooling uncontrollably due to the poison from the buttercups is canon.

>>181858348
Which one?

>>181856974
Firing an ICBM at the baby spider's computer!
The baby spider's computer blowing up!
The baby spider losing all her games and her essay on how much she loves her friends and family!
The baby spider crying!

>>181858749
Just Chara. Asriel didn't eat the buttercups.

>>181858894
How many are there?

>>181858735
Chara has a fat, juicy cock and loves taking it up the ass.

>>181858913
Asriel ate Chara's soul, so by the transitive property, Asriel ate the buttercups too

>>181857801
People say Flowey did nothing wrong because resets purely to troll the retard. Seriously, look at the way that previous thread conversation started.

>but Asriel is the mass murderer?
They were pretty much demanding a controversial opinion to a statement formatted that way.

>>181858987
>Fat
Caretaker says Chara is a lil guy down there. 4.9 is below average.

>>181858951
I only know one but it's got a healthy population.

>>181859136
Fat refers to thickness, not length.

>>181859131
I'm pretty sure most weren't joking considering how offended they got when someone claimed that Asriel was morally worse than Asgore.

>>181859268
So a chode then.

>>181859081
Anon do you always soulvore your dinner?

>>181859136
Asgore's dick is canonically fat, even though it's relatively not long. Clearly length and width are not strictly coupled in the Caretaker AU.
[code]https://the-demon-that-comes.tumblr.com/tagged/it%27s-kinda-wide-tho[/code]

>>181859457
>[code]
What

>>181859347
See >>181644132

>>181859457
>7 inchs isn't that long
h-haha yeah...

>>181859351
It's roughly the size of a can of soda.

>>181859568
I meant to spoiler it, but I post code more often than I post spoilers, and I got my tags mixed up.

>>181859574
There were more than one person fighting about it plus you had the retards like >>181856834
who were screaming about trolls the entire time trying to derail the conversation because they hate when people try and talk about the game unless its their way so they were most likely just shit posting

>>181859616
Asriel's is 8.8 inches. Keep in mind that they're both really tall. Make it relative.

pot, meet kettle

>>181859457
>7 inches isn't that long
That's scientifically incorrect, the average penis size is 5.1 inches, so 7 inches is long.

>>181859810
So what you're saying is that Asgore and Asriel are the perfect size for fucking cute humans?

Athough how wide are we talking about with Asgore? Too wide and that could be an issue

>>181859805
If you post anything resembling an opinion that doesn't follow the imaginary /utg/ hivemind, you automatically become Soriel. I'm sorry, anon, that's just how it is.

>>181859974
It's canon that Asgore has a tiny dick and that's the real reason why Toriel left him. The whole war and human thing was a convenient excuse.

>>181860085
Didn't you say you would stop doing thing?

>>181860057
>everyone that doesn't conform to /utg/'s hive mind is soriel
That's a load of bullshi
>>181860182
Woah

alphys when

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>>181860182
He's faked leaving before.

>>181860304
You're also not allowed to tell jokes.

>>181860304
I didn't say that was Soriel Its someone else
>>181860406
I wasn't even talking about Soriel, go away

>>181860616
That guy killed himself, retard.

>>181860616
if only you girls knew what it was like to NEVER EVER

>>181860348
In the prehistoric ages after Gaster came back and gave her the punishment she deserved

>>181860697
He did? Really?

>>181860697
i hope so

source?

>>181860697
Who, me?
When did I do that?

>>181860697
>>181860728
Wow, i can't see, what was that?

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Welp, I gotta get back onto the game. Here is one more picture of Bluno for the road.

Til' next time.

>>181857242
Totally! As you probably know, rainbows are made up of cuteness resonating on a variety of wavelengths, giving them their colors. If someone with enough cuteness of their own follows the rainbow, their cuteness will result in constructive interference which will produce pure gold!
>>181857349
Yes she can! That looks like an evil creature, which means it is weak to cuteness!
>>181858912
Comforting the spider!
Informing the spider of the backup hard drive containing all her favorite games and essay!
Getting the spider a new computer!
The spider being so happy and having fun with her games!

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Sans

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Best ship

Canon post TP

>>181861112
But its canon that Flowey stays underground forever until he takes his own life because hes a giant piece of shit that doesn't deserve a happy ending and knows that he doesn't deserve to interact with other people?

Did you even play Undertale?

>>181861275
The QA shows he mellows out and Frisk keeps visiting him.

Asriel euthanasiafic?

>>181861402
Stop enabling him. SERIOUSLY.

>>181861437
Fuck off.

>>181861402
>Q&A
>Canon
Flowey is alone forever and he only has himself to thanks. Sorry but its the truth

>>181861437
>people aren't allowed to tell jokes
wow maybe you should grow up

>>181861428
Asrielfag euthanasiafic?

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>>181861402
>anything Toby-related
>canon

comfy domestic life with asriel fic?

>I WAS JUST PRETENDING

>>181861483
>tell jokes
They should be funny

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Anyways I like this ship

>>181861275
Must have missed that DLC, my game stopped when Toriel left the pie with Frisk.

I do have a quite nice doujin where Frisk brings Flowey up to the surface after a year. Gaster being there is weird and the english translation is a bit dodgy, but it's quite heartwarming.

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>>181861730

>>181861679
They are though?
Flowey getting what he deserves is pretty great imo

>>181862012
Maybe

>>181861686
That's not a ship that's a plane.

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>>181861942

>>181862328
>>181861730
I've seen even Papyrus fans gush how good this is and I cannot understand the appeal.

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So we all agree that its canon that Sans finds Papyrus' annoying and a burden and that's why hes cool with letting you kill his brother, right?

>>181862381
it brings tears to my ice

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>>181862572
Because its more interesting than 95% of Sans content and at least Papyrus gets to play a major role in it instead of just being killed off screen for angst or just existing as a fuckbudy for Sans

>>181862572
It's so stupid and over-the-top that I can't help but find it funny.

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and the last comic

I wish they had done more.

>>181864058
Why?

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Wait I forgot this one

>>181864239
Sans is a bad brother. I mean he does let you murder Papyrus without even lifting a finger, that's pretty fucked up.

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gays

>>181865720
Small penis.

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>>181865720
they cute

>>181865890
Perfect for blowing

>>181866086
Ew no. Penis=moldy sausage.

>>181865890
They're the perfect size for fucking a cute anon sandwich style

>>181866354
Eww, no moldy sausages.

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>>181866414
embrace it

>>181866414
Anon I don't think you even know what a dick is

>>181866645
a dick is gross

>>181866765
Dicks are wonderful and feel great inside you.

>>181866598
>Embracing moldy sausage
Nah.
>>181866645
A moldy gross thing.

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>>181866923
>>181866765
Dicks are wonderful, anon. I hope one day you can find someone to give you one maybe two maybe even three at once

What size is Shyren's dick and is it pretty or is it gross

>>181867295
shyren is a girl fish and doesn't have a dick

>>181866645
A dick is a moldy sausage, most typically one that has been forgotten (and, in the more modern usage of the word, left unrefrigerated). The term originates in the late fourteenth century, and is nowadays believed to be derived from the diminutive of the first name of Richard FitzAlan, Earl of Arundel and Surrey, and a military commander. He tried to attack Harfleur with ships, but he was eventually forced back, partially because of logistical mistakes on his part that caused the rations to be improperly packed and spoil. The moldy, uneatable sausages cost him his battle, and made him the laughingstock of the decade. Only part of the spoiled rations was sausage, but the modly sausages painted a more vivid image and were remembered.
The term saw infrequent use until two centuries later, when Shakespeare immortalized it in several of his plays - notably the Tempest, which features a ship, although that is likely a coincidence as the term had gotten dissociated from the incident that originally spawned it by then.

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ive decided to bring it back, despite my complete lack of knowledge of any changes. Every catagory from the one from 2 years ago is still present, besides
>>>>>>memes
mostly due to my lack of knowledge on what goes on here now. The last time i was active on /utg/ was January 2016(unless you can catch me up to date, which probably isn't gonna happen.) but other than that, its the same. Voting begins tomorrow, and ends on the 15th.

>>181867773
Could you elaborate for those of us who weren't here until later than January 2016?

>>181867639
She is a girl fish with a fish dick.

>>181867295
Nonexistent.

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>>181867895
The booby awards was pretty much a popularity contest on characters, music, bosses, memes, and shit you jerk your dick to. around 250 people voted back in december 2015.

>>181868027
Why is Muffet so high?

>>181868138
Muffet has a lot of porn and there was a dedicated lewd writer for her here.

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>>181868138
Muffetfags used to run the show around here, I can tell things have changed

>>181868138
Muffet bribed the judges, and made it to the top on some awards.

Is Onionsan canon?

>>181868274
I thought it was always Asrielfags.

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>>181868601
Yes.

>>181868601
No.

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>>181868027
>Muffet
>Asriel
>Sans
>better boss fights than Undyne the undying
Jesus /utg/ had garbage taste


Top 3 are Undyne the undying, Asgore and Sans imo

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>>181868604
>always Asrielfags
If only you knew of this generals past

>>181868601
Maybe.

I made an /undyne/ discord for us fishermen over at /trash/. Y'all can join here: https://discord.gg/qW6QkNa

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>>181869171
Did you guys really need your own super special fishlovers only discrd? We already have two

>>181869171
the /utg/ discord already has a /scalie/ section for fish though

>>181869171
As a fishfag, I have to ask: Why make another Discord?

>>181869596
To gather strength for the revival of R̪͍̳͖̱͜e̹͎̫̣͔̯͚͡a̦̱̯̤̗̼̙͡d̟̩͔͙̣e̯͚̦ͅr͔̳͖͚͇͔͡

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Ok nevermind making the changes I wanted was really quick, voting starts now but still ends on the 15th
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdTL_QcO0beP3Zu5e26Ze2TwIkW_6J_lA_PSFnZFOrZWwqtBg/viewform

Could Asriel get undyne pregnant?

>>181870404
>no Second Rock In The Ruins listed
kind of disappointing

>>181870404
Hey buddy, you forgot to add Flowey.

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>>181870842
I knew i had forgotten to mention something, hes grouped with Asriel, sorry for confusion

>>181870956
They have a different appearance and personality, so I think splitting them up is sensible.

>>181871056
technically the same character though

>>181870956
Finally, someone who understands canon.
>>181871056
Nah,.

>>181871176
I don't know how to vote, I want to fuck a flower, not a goat.

>>181870691
No, because Undyne is the kind of fish that changes sex when there's not enough of the opposite around and is too busy impregnating her wife with her huge new fish dick

>>181871261
Ill make the difference for lewd but thats it, the rest is grouped.

>>181871176
They're absolutely the same person, but I'm not sure if I would count them as the same character.
In any case, there is very little overlap between the reasons people have for liking Flowey and the reasons people have for liking Asriel. Lumping them together in this particular poll isn't useful.

Mettaton was at Alphys' house, doing his manicure, while drinking some water. It was incredibly hot in there and he couldn't help but venture himself with his pink fan. Until he realized how badly he needed to 'go'. He quickly rushed to the restroom, only to realize it was locked.

"Hey, is someone in there, darling? " he said in a sing-song voice while crossing his legs, almost falling on the ground due to his incredibly high pink heels.

Undyne, Alphys ' girlfriend was in the bathroom taking a well-deserved shower after a day of fighting.

" Oh, no! Don't tell me it's Alphys' prissy robot creation. What do ya want? "

" Undyne, sweetheart, please let me in. I'm really having an emergency right now" he said while beating his spiky heels on the floor so loudly Undyne could hear.

"You're a guy, aren't you? Just piss in the backyard! " replied Undyne from the other side.

>>181870956
A lot of people like Flowey but not Asriel or like Asriel but not Flowey. What you're doing is grouping two different groups of fans togeather. It would be like if you grouped Papyrus and Sans or Frisk and Chara in the same vote

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>>181871365
fine ill make an overall change

>>181871327
Boycotting shit poll

>>181871560
>>181871462
>>181871365
>>181871261
>>181871056
>>181870842
to prevent sperging i seperated them, be happy you faggots

>>181871679
My autism needs to be represented accurately, thank you.

>>181871518
>>181871679
Thank you. I'm entering my vote at the moment.

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>>181871805
Don't worry, all autism is represented now, please don't hurt my family.

>>181871679
all you had to do the first time famalam. Way to make a scene

>>181871902
I think it counted my vote twice, I just wanted to say I prefer to fuck flowers...

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>>181872309
Ill check the spreadsheet if it doubled ty for ur honesty

>>181872309
its an empty slot its ok

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The spider o btuse! BTUSE!!!

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kissu gote

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>>181876742

woomy

>>181879026
what

New part of the comic:
http://imgur.com/a/sZTwe

What do?

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Would you make pie for your favorite goat?

What about your second favorite goat?

What about for Toby?

>>181879026
manmenmi

>>181879152
bevis

>>181879795
>>181880191
what is this meme

Good evening, anons! How was your day?

>>181880948
I spent all day playing Darkest Dungeon while listening to sea shanties

It was alright I guess

>>181875670
False. She's a cute!

>>181879178
Extreme fight time, two equally powerful combatants fighting, mayhem everywhere

>>181881621
The diagram clearly shows she's obtuse, not acute

http://www.strawpoll.me/13373665

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Did literally everyone die? Page 10 guys come on

>>181885306
I'm alive.

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>>181885306
I'm preoccupied

You, too, have known loss! And that loss torments you still.
You hope resets... Might someday replace the pain. But it never goes away. It makes a man hideous, inside and out.

Wouldn't you agree?

We both are demons. Our humanity won't return. You, me, we've no place to run. No place to hide.

And that is why I will show you my demon.

What if the Lady of Pain flirted with your favorite?

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>>181886094
Loss, you say?

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Post them tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgGzAKP_HuM

>>181885842
Then post!
>>181885991
What are you up to, anon?

>>181886227
Didn't she kill the one person who tried to flirt with her? That won't end well

>>181887218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JapDyUwAu8

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Alright, time for stream. Just me and broba and friend finn for now. Keep request simple

https://picarto.tv/GeekofLove

>>181887741
Its undertale and Sonic, right?

Asgore and Shadow having tea

>>181887741
Undyne taking on the Gordian knot

>>181887741
Sonic getting mad at Sans for cheating during their race by teleporting

>>181888025
Sonic is fast enough to outrun teleportation.

>>181888104
Is Sonic faster than The Flash?

>>181888104
Sonic can't even outrun a fatfuck.

>>181888151
No, they are 100% equal in speed.

>>181887741
Tails flying with Papyrus.

>>181888151
Barry Allen, The Flash, has caused changes to the timeline. Stuff like that is the kind of thing that would get the attention of Sans.

Sans Vs. The Flash. Who wins? Can The Flash beat Gravity, Light Blue Bones, Teleportation, KR, and ... uh.... "quantum hacking"?

>>181888369
Whoa that's fast
>>181888680
>beat Gravity
Speedforce pretty much gets rid of that
>bones
Considering his reaction times? Yes
>teleportation
I don't know about Barry but Wally has outrun instant teleportation at least once
>KR
Morally the flash is pretty great so I doubt it would do anything and even then hes fast enough that he can easily avoid anything

wouldn't even be a contest

>>181888918
Gravity manipulation can affect the affect. Aside from a zero-gravity field negating his ability to run, Sans uses gravity for pseudo-psychokinesis by altering the gravity to the sides and upside down and stuff.

Light Blue bones are anti-movement. Sans could potentially summon a massive wall of them, like a cage or some sort of impassible barrier. Because of their anti-movement qualities, The Flash can't run through them. And, even if he tried vibrating his molecules to phase, the bones would still detect his molecular movement.

>>181889230
So what you're saying is Sans is a perfect bad guy for the flash? Someone tell DC so he stops having to fight evil speedsters

>>181889230
>can affect the affect.

Apparently, I can not type today.

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>>181889251

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post protos

>>181889671
What's a proto?

>>181889331
Not bad guy exactly, just a kind of rival-like character that is morally on the Flash's side, but because reasons, the two are at odds, and stuff.

But basically, Sans' color scheme, abilities, personality, background, etc works perfectly against The Flash. Sans has abilities that can counter Flash's speed, Sans has knowledge and awareness of the space-time continuum and anomalies across different timelines and Flash's speed allows him to travel across time and space and he has caused changes in the timeline several times, his apathetic lazy depression works against Flash's hopeful and "keep moving forward" attitude, Sans' cool colors contrast with Flash's warm colors, etc.

>>181889986
Now I want this.

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Post edgy

>>181856974
No!

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>>181887218
Late night family pool party stuff. Gotta do it at least once per summer.

>>181891470
Sounds like a fun time

>>181887741
Rouge and Undyne on the beach

>tfw you will never dress up and become supervillains with asriel by abusing magic/determination as your superpower

feels real bad

>>181892876
>implying Asriel wouldn't be a good guy

>>181887741
Robotnik in a Mettaton

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>>181887218
https://youtu.be/Qa6xaAQhP7s

i wanted to stream but i guess i cant now

>>181893143
Why do you always show up when they stream? Its uncanny

>>181893002
he's not even a good guy in the game lmao

I fucking hate Chara.