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>stream
twitch
.tv/srgmarathon
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule

>resources
https://www.speedrun.com/
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun
https://www.reddit.com/r/samandtolki

>maintaining a healthy diet
https://www.soylent.com
https://www.papajohns.com/
https://medlineplus.gov/hormonereplacementtherapy.html

>finding help adapting to your new lifestyle
>>>/lgbt/
https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes

>relevant speed news
https://twitter.com/RWhiteGoose
https://twitter.com/clintstevensTV
https://reddit.com/u/zfg111
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second for first
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>de_gay
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>>181795918
He could not beat Red and then stopped the run, therefore the run was not completed nor finished.
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>>181796429
The Credits play after the Elite Four. Red ist a extra aftergame content. De did complete the run.
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>>181796515
red is part of the run, the timer was still going.

he couldn't finish the run so he stopped
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>>181796515
dem goalposts
dat moving
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This hgss meme has gone past autism
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>>181796670
>it's the runner's mom
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>>181796756
>horned anime
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ENOUGH
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>>181796804
It's obviously corned anime
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>>181796835
Oh buzz off you bean head
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I'm I'm outta my mind, outta my FUCKING mind outta my mind all of the time
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>>181796515
that is not how the run is defined.
the timer stops after the last input after beating Red, not the elite four, you seem to be confused on the timing.
Please refer to speedrun dot com for more information about the Pokemon run
Therefore with this definition, he did not complete his run.
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>americans waking up
>thread turns to shit
every day
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hey guys... nobody likes chibi!
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Anyone else cum to her feet?
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>Spongebob The Move The Game will never be at a GDQ
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>>181797060
>americans waking up at 1am
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>>181797114
Why do you seek this attention
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>>181797059
The run ends when you get the ending, when the credits play. Postgame content is irrelevant in an any% run. If speedrun.com says differently, speedrun.com is wrong.
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>>181797114
you're really angling for that it's a dude reply aren't you
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>>181797117
Start running it and submit it
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>>181797252
>If speedrun.com says differently, speedrun.com is wrong.
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>>181797252
>speedrun.com is wrong
go home everyone
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>>181797284
There's no way that's a dude
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>>181797369
PLEASE NO MORE
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>>181797252
>>181797059
will you faggots shut the fuck up, you've been autistically arguing about the pokemon run across like 10 threads now. it's over, nobody fucking cares
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>>181797318
>>181797368
>I don't care what logic dictates, when it contradicts what a website says!
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>>181797252
You may use that definition when you do your own personal runs of the game, however the most widely accepted and the timing he also used in marathon run was to end the timer at the last input after beating Red.
Therefore, with the defined parameters he set for himself, he did not complete his run.
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>>181797579
But he did complete a run of HG/SS, which people in this run claim he did not.
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>>181797542
some people enjoy pretending to be retarded for (You)s you should try embracing other lifestyles dude
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There are 2 people bitching about HGSS and one person trying to get everyone else to say those are a males legs. That is about 80% of posts for the last 10 hours.
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>>181797545
lol you faggot, we get it, you want to sound intelligent and important and so you go to a forum like this and find some other jizzbag like you who just writes the same shit over and over again to have a debate so that someone can finally listen and hear your point of view because everybody who comes across you isn't interested. You're not smart, you're not interesting, you're an unemployed dullard who uses 4chan to get the attention he doesnt get at home.
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>>181797661
You're being fraudulent as fuck right now, this is a speedrunning thread and everyone is talking about the speedrun. You're doing this all because you said something before he gave up and you want it to be true.
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>>181797402

PROVE IT'S A MAN BECAUSE I CAME TO HER FEET
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hey senpai what kinda game you wanna speedrun. a zelda game? ok. you want one with major glitches? no? ok. you want one with minor sequence breaks all over, exploiting the game to open routing? no? ok. you want the best version of the game? no? ok.
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Is the Oblivion speedrun finna be lit familys?
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>>181797687
in other news: the /vv/ thread has midna porn

do what you want with this information
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can this guy just get a trip already so i can filter him
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>>181797825
it's a lot of abusing saves to warp through walls. With a good delivery from the runner or couch it's an entertaining enough run.
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>>181797817
>you want one with minor sequence breaks all over, exploiting the game to open routing
You just described what's being run right now. You haven't even been watching.
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>>181797860
No.
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>>181797885
extremely limited routing constrained by many progression triggers is not "open routing"
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>>181797661
He did not do a complete any% run defined by himself and the community, as he quit the run before beating Red.
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>>181796429
The run finished under the estimate.
>>181796515
Stop false flagging.
>>181796596
The timer stopped.
>>181796658
That wasn't me. Also, what game do you run?
>>181796670
It's not a meme, it's facts. It's hard, mainly because most people here don't actually run games.
>>181797059
He did though. He finished the run under the estimated time.
>>181797252
Why are you continuously false flagging?
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>>181798049
HE SAID HIMSELF HE DID NOT FINISH THE RUN
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>>181798049
>The run finished
can you stop now?
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>>181798163
>>181798195
It's almost like he's doing it just because people keep replying
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>>181798049
2 carts of different games

hurr durr he completed it guys!! ! banjo kazooie doesnt need to kill the boss !! there is credits before it!! !!!
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uh huh, yeah, uh huh. but what about horned anime?
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>>181798279
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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>>181798049
If you are defining "finish" to mean ending the run, then you are correct

However if you are implying he completed an any% run of HS then you are mistaken.

He quit before beating Red, which is a requirement in the speedrun he was attempting
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>>181798195
That's the wrong category.
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>>181798279
This is actually in violation of twitch TOS
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>>181798430
any% has the same definition of what counts as the 'end'. my point still stands
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I came to her feet again
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>>181798480
Wanda streams on Youtube.
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>>181798378
He did complete an any% run. He may not have completed a "Beat Red" run.
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>>181798049
The run didn't finish.
You didn't finish something if you quit before completion.
Your mom told you to finish your supper as a kid, and wasn't telling you that you could leave.
Your dropout friends can't say they finished their education just because they gave up.
A cheesy action movie isn't about to have all the characters pack up and head home when the hero says "let's finish this"

ARE YOU OR ARE YOU NOT DISAGREEING WITH THESE STATEMENTS?
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>>181798543
>He did complete an any% run.
no he did not
http://www.speedrun.com/pkmnhgss#Any
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>>181798480
Twitch wouldnt dare to ban a tranny
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>>181798621
Postgame content doesn't belong in an "any%" category. The Japanese people have it right.
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>>181798770
your opinion does not matter. what matters are the rules the runner agreed on. he did not finish the run he said he was going to do. end of story
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*yawn dessu*
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>>181798870
He may not know that he did, but he did.
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>>181798770
That's great, not related to the topic being discussed. In fact any% isn't even relevant, so who fucking knows why you brought it up.

The runner could literally have established a custom category that didn't exist before, and that would be the run and objective. If he failed to complete it, he would be leaving that run unfinished, no question about it.
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>>181798938
Why defend him like you do?
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>>181798938
no, he did, in fact, not finish the run he said he was going to do. nothing you say will change this fact.
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>>181798992
He said the runner would finish before he stopped and did not finish. For some ungodly reason, this failing in his oracular powers has caused anon some serious problems reconciling with reality, word definitions and understanding what goals are.
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>>181798967
>>181799024
The run he submitted and was listed on the schedule was "any%". He did complete an "any%" run. If he intended to finish a "Beat Red" run, he failed on that objective, but it's not relevant to the discussion.
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>>181798770
>>181798938
also, he didn't even finish the run by your retarded definition: he switched games half way through, so what you have are TWO unfinished runs.
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>>181797114

Is it gay to cum to her feet if there's a chance out might be a guy, but I tell myself it's a girl?
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Zelda fucking sucks
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>>181799180
>He did complete an "any%" run
Not by the definition anyone present, including the runner, uses. You understand by this point how extremely desperate you sound, right?
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>>181799182
This the same as loading a safety save and has happened in plenty of previous GDQ runs without an autistic crusade against the runner.
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>>181799280
>This the same as loading a safety save
no, it is not. it would have been the same if he switched to another hg cartridge. but he didn't, he switched to ss, an entirely different version of the game.
TWO unfinished runs. what a trainwreck
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>>181799230
you know reading your posts about cumming to a dudes feet are actually infinitely more entertaining than the guy defending the hg/ss run.
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What is the best split software?
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>>181799448
hjsplit ;)
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>>181799387
The problem is both of these memes are done by regular posters, this wasn't caused by the influx of redditors and shit
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>>181798279
link's animation makes this 10x better
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>>181798163
He did though. He finished the run before the estimated time.
>>181798324
You have a tremendous lack of understanding when it comes to basic game mechanics.
>>181798378
Like I've been saying for two days now, he finished the run before the estimate.
>>181798552
He finished the run before the estimate.
>>181798992
It's because people have a severe lack of understanding.
>>181799176
I was right. My statement was that he would finish before the estimated time. He did finish.
>>181799361
The same thing was accomplished by switching carts. He explained exactly what should have happened and then switched carts.
>>181799275
That's not me.
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>>181799361
But according to speedrun.com hg and ss are the same game and you already treat that website as an authority on these matters.
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>>181799258
As a speedrun, some of them are bad
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>>181798279
i just vomited all over my keyboard
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>>181799542
>>181799543
was it autism?
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Chibi just can't catch a break
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>>181799542
You disagree with all of these statements, then? >>181798552
You can't have it both ways. Are you going to acknowledge what "finish" actually means or not?
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>>181799642
Why does no one like this person? I genuinely don't remember who Chibi is.
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>>181799642
O my god why is he doing this
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>>181799759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG5D4J_RSIE
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>>181799830
haha what the fr*gg
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>>181799805
He will commit sudoku soon. I work with children that suffer from depression for a job, and Chibi has been exhibiting signs that he is in serious need of help. I am convinced he has gotten passed the "crying for help" phase, and is now going to act on these signals.
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>24 (You)s in the first 100 posts
pretty good first split for a thread
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>>181799640
Please, in specific detail, tell me exactly what is wrong.
>>181799653
My statement is that the runner finished the run before the estimated time.
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>>181799658
what about 47?
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>>181800050
you are starting to bore me. get a trip please
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>>181797114

Do you really expect me to believe these are a man's legs and feet??? I came to them and I will again.
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>>181799920
It's weird, because his life is infinitely better than mine. I live in constant severe pain, have no friends, and can't leave my home. I would trade everything in my life to have Chibi's life. I feel like if I had a working body like that I'd be able to turn myself around no matter what. Yet I somehow manage to not cry like a faggot on twitter all day and don't throw pity parties to everyone around me.

Weird how that works.
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reset
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>>181800216
I worded this post kind of weird because I'm hitting the bottle tonight, but I hope it made sense.
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>>181800216
If you want to talk about this further, you can contact me. Only if you really want to though.
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>>181800313
Na man It's all good, I deal with what I've got.
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>>181800216
But you live on disability bucks and don't have to work, right?
That sounds pretty sweet to me.
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>>181799542
>He did though. He finished the run before the estimated time.
He did not complete his run as defined by the runner himself. The runner also complies with the speedrun dot com definition of any%.
>You have a...
However exaggerated, that anon has a point in that switching game cartridges does break the pre-defined rules of an any% run. The run must be completed on a single game.
>Like I've been saying for two days now, he finished the run before the estimate.
As stated above he did not complete the run per his own rules.
>He finished the run before the estimate.
As stated above he did not complete the run per his own rules.
>I was right. My statement was...
You are mistaken as he did not finish his run.
>The same thing was accomplished...
switching carts is against the runner agreed upon rules
>That's not me.
although that maybe wasn't you, that anon's point is perfectly valid if you are to defend your position.
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This is the final nail in the not so proverbial coffin.
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>>181800216
Thanks for reminding me not to take being able-bodied and without chronic pain for granted
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>>181799920
>>181800216

Could you explain who that chibi guy is? Why is he acting like that?
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>>181800216
At least you can cum to her feet:
>>181797114
Right?
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>>181800409
I'd suck 1000 aids ridden dicks to be able to work, dude. It's demoralizing watching the world pass me by.
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>>181800517
Im pretty sure hes got aspergers
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>>181800517
Depressed, literal autist, that is the laughing stock of the speedrunning community for various fuck ups that are completely his fault. He made his first debut in I think AGDQ 2013 with CavemanDCJ
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>>181800646
>He made his first debut in I think AGDQ 2013 with CavemanDCJ
Nope, the dark energy moon collar happened even before that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg3gTKiPq3c
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>>181800549
You want to slave away 60% of your waking life just for food and shelter instead of speedrunning?
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>>181800517
he likes to jump on bandwagons too.
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This pity posting though.
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>>181800646

Oh I get it, he's the guy from the "I would really prefer if you'd be quiet" 'incident'.

I never knew.
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>>181800868
>I just tried to strangle myself
ahahah
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>>181800868
Tbh the smell of laundry detergent makes me want to drink it sometimes
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>>181800791
I don't and can't speedrun. And yes, I do. I want to feel useful.
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>>181800216
yeah, i can understand where you're coming from. i got hit with schizophrenia when i turned 22, i was severely depressed (suicidal even) for years before that. now i'm 27, no job, no friends, no money and the only people i talk to are my mom and my psychiatrist. i rarely leave my house.
and yet i don't seek attention anywhere and i'm fairly content with my situation. probably because i'm drugged up all day long haha, but whatever.

i can't understand how you can be as needy as this guy, he should really try to learn to be his own best friend first. he is trying way too hard to force relationships, that's not healthy. i wonder if he has some serious mental issues, he definitely doesn't seem 'normal'. but at least he's able to leave his room and do stuff, he should be happy.
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>>181800735
didn't he get caught cheating in paper mario or whatever the game was?
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>>181801010
Have you ever used soap that smells like fruit? My curiosity will get the better of me one day.
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>>181800868
someone get this guy a hooker please, he needs it.
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>>181801161
That was long after the caveman thing.
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>>181801010
>>181801167
wtf is wrong with you people
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>>181800868
>laundry detergent

LOL, worst he's gonna get is sudsy vomit. Nigga can't even kill himself right
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>>181801174
right? I seriously hope he winds up balls deep in some speedslut before SGDQ is over, I would be so happy for him.
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>>181801174
He already has one, he needs to find a differen gang to worm his way into instead of keeping on trying to get into the speedrunning one because not only has he made himself a laughing stock on multiple occasions he committed the cardinal sin of speedrunning.
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>>181801224
pukes that get stains out of the carpet, a visionary.
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>mild tranny drama
>"glitchless"
Uneventful.
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Isn't this the runner nancy wanted to fuk?
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This chibi guy makes me sad
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>>181801303

Anyone else cum to those girls' feet?
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>>181801174
Pick one
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>>181801490
uhh you havent seen his best hits. Look up Easter Speedsters. People hacked his shitty attempt at a speedruning event and kept putting up gay porn. Then after Iwata died he streamed a funeral service for him
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https://twitter.com/princessproto/status/882786894609879040
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$600,000 SCAMMED! YAY!
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>>181801618
Left
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Any updates on EDOBEAN'S FAT CARAMEL TITS AND THE INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH 32DDD BRA THAT STRUGGLES TO CONTAIN HER GLORY?
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>>181801676
I hate this girl. She is so annoying.
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>>181801618
neither, i'm not into crack whores
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>>181801618
left
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Just thought I'd let everyone know the total is going to surpass $2 million.
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>>181801618
Nuke
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>>181801802
>girl
>she

Someone tweet her a picture of protoman
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>>181801618
>for-profit feminist or fetal alcohol trailer trash
No thanks>>181801618
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>>181801892
>>181801892

Inb4 it doesn't and you try to defend that it did for days straight
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Ok, so briefly who Chibi is and why he's ostracized:

First and foremost he's severely autistic beyond normal nerd levels and was never part of any cliques in the scene as a result.

Secondly the infamous incident with caveman that most know about: CavemanDCJ did a run of Tomba 2 at a GDQ event a few years back. Chibi, who did not know Caveman, did not know Tomba 2, and did not run a game at the event, decided it was a perfect time to sit on the couch. He proceeded to ruin the run for caveman with sperglord commentary, which caveman endured for a very long time, before humiliating him in front of the entire community by nicely telling him to shut the fuck up. This incident is the primary reason the runners now decide who sits on the couch, and special exceptions have to be granted for people that don't run the game they're providing commentary during. That pissed a lot of people off, and both this and the actual incident made him a leper in the community.

Then, on top of that, while running Paper Mario on live stream, Chibi was caught using some kind of script to execute a very difficult trick. He then lied about it until presented with incontrovertible evidence. I'm surprised he wasn't banned outright from GDQ forever just for a fundamental lack of ethics. Needless to say this killed whatever stature he had left.

Sprinkle in some twitter pity parties and several on stream arguments with his mother about him being a loser going nowhere in his mid 20s and that's pretty much all you need to know.
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>>181802040
I will defend it, and I will respond stubbornly to every person who disagrees and ask them what game they speedrun.
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>>181802054
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>>181802054
Did not he also bring condoms on GDQ?
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>>181802110
I will cum to that girl's feet
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>>181802129
Kek, I almost forgot about this
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>>181801892
>>181802110
It's only at $600k and over half way done. I'd be surprised if it got anywhere near $2 million

and speed running is probably the dumbest hobby on the planet. I'd rather be forced to donliterally anything else than play the same game thousands of times. Pure autism
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>>181800868
>25 minutes
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can someone post the grind amoeba evolution picture?
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2 billion dollar hoip!

mike thanks you
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>>181802306
People say this every year then during the weekend the rate at which it increases skyrockets exponentially.
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>>181802306
ah i see you haven't seen the anonymous donors that pledge at the end
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>>181801676

ProtoMan attention whoring again. Remember to report him on twitter.
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LEAVE CHIBI ALONE
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>>181802417
Even so. 1.5 million over 3 days is very unlikely

Of course there's always the chance (((Anonymous))) decides to drop in some $10,000 donations every minute
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>>181802482
This dude will absolutely kill himself
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>>181802630
Are you sure? Seems like he's totally capable of being validated by the smallest possible things. If he was just depressed he wouldn't be constantly putting everything out in public I think.
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>>181802573
Never.
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>>181802573
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>Yfw that HG/SS run had almost the highest viewercount of the entire event (The start of Doom beats it by 11 viewers)
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>>181802630
Not before his transition.
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>>181802713
this is why autisms don't need twitter
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>>181802630
Yeah by drinking soap
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>run over an hour thirty minutes
>"""""""""""""speed"" run
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>>181802763
>worst run of event
>highest viewcount
LUL
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Why does speed running attract so many trannies?
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>>181802763

It's because of those sexy girl feet on the couch that I came to.
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Reminder that feet have no gender
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>>181802910
Name one other place you can get constant validation without any actual skill
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>>181802785
much like the caterpillar turns into a butterfly, the speedrunner must transition to a new gender
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>>181802763
*Start of half life.
Rightfully so at least. The Half Life 1 run was some good shit.
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How much did you donate this year?
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>>181800110
I'll gladly stop posting when people understand basic speedrunning concepts.
>>181800429
The run would not be able to be submitted for a WR. However, he did finish the run under the estimate.
>>181802763
Of course it did. It was an enjoyable run that had a few mistakes along the way. Not only was it viewed by tons of people, it was also well received throughout the community.
>>181802902
It was a decent run.
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>>181802981
Good joke
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>>181802981
lol
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>>181802952
>i support communism
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>>181802981
>been watching since 2013
>haven't donated a cent
Feels [G O O D]
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>>181802990
It's was a poor run and most of the community agrees.
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>>181802981
I donated my semen to these feet:
>>181797114
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>>181803137
feet are literally peддит
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>16 hours a day someone supports that trash run
really gets you thinking
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>>181803054
PAY FOR MY LIFE
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>>181802763
>calling it a run

It was more like a walk LOL
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>>181802713
shes insane she tried to kill herself on facebook live
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>>181803124
That's not true. The outcome was unfortunate, but that doesn't take away from the journey. People had a great time watching. The runner now has even more support.
>>181803213
What game do you run?
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>>181803325
you refuse to tell us what game you run
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>>181803325
>That's not true.
THAT is not true!
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Why no GTAs.
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>>181803593
too insensitive
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>>181803618
Floridian isn't a race.
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>dat boi
Are you fucking kidding me?
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>>181803695
can confirm, am Alligator
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>>181803773
At least it isn't Iwata...
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haha the npc said "for you"
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>>181803593

Long. Not that interesting versus the length. Aren't donation bait like some of the other over-long runs they let in.
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>>181804184
But GTA3 and VC are just above hour and both are dynamic and stupid fun, anon.
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Garish is C U T E
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Good night, going to dream about her feet and how good it felt cumming to them. Can't wait to do it again.
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Why are there so many goddamn trannies?
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>>181804463
Because GDQ is the whitest event imaginable.
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>>181804504
no bully funcannon
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>>181804558
Black people are actually statistically likelier to be gay or trans than white people
>>
dead run
cant do any movement first try
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>>181804635
Not true, they just get more support.
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>>181804696
Not that guy, but "on the down low" is a cultural and rampant thing among blacks. If they somehow dont have more gays, then they just do it more because they have internal cultural mechanics for fucking dudes while married, while whites suppress it.

But if you ask me it's just evidence of higher prevalence of gays,
>>
>>181804504
photo recognition mod? they've gone too far
>>
Best runs so far that I need to go back and watch? I enjoyed Sanic Generations, Doom and Halo
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half of this run is menus and loading screens wtf
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>>181805015
>bethesda
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>>181805003
mirror's edge glitchless and pokemon hg any%
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>finally get something first try
>saves 2 seconds
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>>181805015
they had to make an open world game fit into a console with 512 mb of ram
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>>181805015
That's what all open world speedruns are like
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>>181805098
nice troll :)
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>>181805015
every single bethesda game
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>flips-flops with jeans
what's even the point
>>
>literally one of the best games of all time
both skyrim and morrowind are better
>>
>fun and competitive category
>doors and loading screens
nice
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>>181805346
it's fun if you put 150 game changing mods on it
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>cheap photoshop filter on loading screens
BRAVO TODD
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>>181805346
>he thinks skyrim is better in any way
disgusting normie shit
>>
basically if he had an nvme ssd this run would be 20 minutes shorter with all those loading screens
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>>181805264
Ever seen handicapped people with one of those shirts that say "please be patient with me I am handicapped" or whatever, it's like that
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>>181805482
Doubt it
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>>181803054
>>181803226
communism will win
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>>181805003
Banjo Kazooie 100% but don't show your girlfriend or wife.
>>
Stellar gameplay.
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>Divinity: Original Sin up next

Hmmmmm
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did they just say that taking drugs is fine
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>>181805860
do you disagree
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whens the diablo 3 speedrun
>>
friendly reminder that save scumming is not fun to watch
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>>181805998
saves and loads past your comment
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Stop speedrunning Todd Howard games
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>>181805998
wut
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>>181806095
i just had an uncontrollable urge to pay for mods
>>
It was an ok run.
>>
and out father's father's father's
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>>181805181
its more like they blew their budget on celebrity VA
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Autism
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anyone else with uv shades in?
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Anyone else cum to her feet?
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Who fucking HYPED for Divinity Original Sin and Might and Magic?

I'm totally tired but I woke up just for this!
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>>181805098
Redpill me on the Mirror's Edge run
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>no good runs until Tetris: The Grand Master
BAD event.
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>>181806467
Same my dude
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fsu4miYMWo
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>>181806467
>I woke up just for this!
it's 2am dude wtf
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These shitty interviews are such a waste of time.
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>>181806467
Get a sip.
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>>181806464
Yes it was amazing
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>>181806605
Imagine being so autistic you don't realize they're both in on the joke.
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>>181806619
they just cover up 30 minute setup times
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what's up with all those scabs on sent's arm
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>>181806619
It's not a waste of time if there is nothing else to fill the time with
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>quick rundown
lol, 4chan meme :)
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>>181806605
Speaking of which...
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>>181806804
i hate 4chan
it's full of bitter virgin losers
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>>181806548
Cute tetris guys!
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>>181806846
Don't forget the transphobes and literal nazis
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wow this run is extremely uninteresting
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>>181806860
That's not Protomagicalgirl.
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>>181806467
I like watching nearly any co-op speedrun. Battleblock Theatre was one of the greatest runs GDQ has seen.
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>>181806961
I said cute tetris guys.
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classic
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>>181807016
Protomagicalgirl:
Cute [x]
Runs Tetris [x]
Guy [x]
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>>181807112
Pick 1
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>>181807112
proto is not a guy tho.. ?
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>>181807106
I saw "GAS ALL TRANNIES ONCE AND MAGA" once.
>>
Doctors Without Borders presents Summer Games Done Quick 2017
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>>181806948
your opinion has more holes than this fine gorgombert
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>>181807149
Guy [x]
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>>181807239
ok so what do you find intersting about this run
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>>181807163
Proto is a guy
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>>181807335
thats just a line from the game

i enjoy it
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>>181807517
oh, well played
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THREAD RULES

No racism, sexism (including excessive grill spam), discrimination, homophobia, or hate speech against other viewers, runners, staff or attendees
No history, politics, conspiracy theories or religion (including 9/11 and nazi spam)
No links
Do not encourage others to spam
No Custom bots that post in chat or whisper
Adding Kappa to your message is not an excuse
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>>181807554
>>181807517
Gonna get me some halibut!
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>>181807754
>No history
?????
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>>181807754
So what games do you run?
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>>181807754
>No history
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>>181807848
Tetris.
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>>181807848
Pokemon HG/SS
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all they did was walk in an mmo and use menus and now its at the end
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tfw no girl wearing sandals to fap to during the run
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>>181806605
this run was hilarious
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This run was a fucking waste of time
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>>181808180
um no he was being 100% genuinely rude to a complete stranger. cringe.
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>>181808232
>a complete stranger

Take your autism meds
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>>181808126
The run finished under the estimate. Stop false flagging. The timer stopped. That wasn't me. Also, what game do you run? It's not a meme, it's facts. It's hard, mainly because most people here don't actually run games. He did though. He finished the run under the estimated time. Why are you continuously false flagging?
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>>181808225
jut like my life lmao
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what speedgame is the biggest safe space?
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>>181808294
>Finished

When did he beat Red?
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>>181808294
>wasn't me

lol.
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>>181808232
You are such a fucking retard, GDQ doesn't allow random people onto the couch ever since the Chibi incident, they know each other
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>>181808312
Any nintendoshit.
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>>181808312
undertale
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>>181808232
I can't actually tell if this is bait or you're that painfully retarded
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>>181808350
>>181808357
He did though. He finished the run before the estimated time. You have a tremendous lack of understanding when it comes to basic game mechanics. Like I've been saying for two days now, he finished the run before the estimate. He finished the run before the estimate. It's because people have a severe lack of understanding. I was right. My statement was that he would finish before the estimated time. He did finish. The same thing was accomplished by switching carts. He explained exactly what should have happened and then switched carts. That's not me.
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>>181808294
I'm genuinely impressed. Why are you upset? All I did was post facts and call out people who didn't actually run a game. Hopefully by the end of this you'll actually learn basic game mechanics and understand the run actually wasn't that bad.
>>181808350
He finished under the estimate. He did not beat Red.
>>181808357
People were false flagging earlier.
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>>181808294
>what game do you run? It's not a meme
you post this endlessly though
for hours and hours, and all we want to know is what game YOU run
you will never reply because you dont run anything
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>>181808450
The fact that got two unironic defensive replies is more retarded
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>>181808489
I'll gladly stop posting when people understand basic speedrunning concepts. The run would not be able to be submitted for a WR. However, he did finish the run under the estimate. Of course it did. It was an enjoyable run that had a few mistakes along the way. Not only was it viewed by tons of people, it was also well received throughout the community. It was a decent run.
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>>181808487
>Like I've been saying for two days now
>My statement was that he would finish before the estimated time.
>He did finish.
was it autism?
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>>181808487
>being this mad
Are you okay? While it is important to understand basic game mechanics when you post on this general, one's mental health does come first. I've supported the runner for the past two days, but I have no problem supporting fellow runners who are having a mental breakdown.
>>181808504
That's not me.
>>181808595
Oh, I get it. You're using my old posts in order to make coherent sentences. Pretty good.
>>181808604
He's sperging out pretty hard right now. I'm worried.
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>>181808676
>That's not me.
:tm:
>>
>>
>>181808676
>He's sperging out pretty hard right now.
>Oh, I get it. You're using my old posts
BUSTED!
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where is big boy?
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>>181808773
It's the action of what he is doing, not the words. Also, please post a YouTube video of a run you've completed in the past two years.
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>another tranny on the couch
>>
oh hey

it's that guy who congratulated his girlfriend on her transition in the middle of his fallout run
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>>181808848
haha yeah... but seriously, what game do you run?
>>
>>181808831
Who's that handsome out of focus man in the back?
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oh boy another boring multi player average graphics skill based mo game ect ect
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non glitched pokemon speedruns are boring as fuck
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>another menu run
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>>181808859
no, that's THE tranny
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>>181808859
it's the runner on the right's 'girlfriend'
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i hate this faggot's nasal voice
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>>181808916
you shut up. blue 124 glitchless is the best speedrun
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>>181808848
I would post my Pokemon run but I did not complete it.
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>>181809006
>>181808963
Oh right I remember them, they both seem like autistic siblings.
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>there will be two ladies there who will cast some spells on us
will either of those spells be "lose virginity?"
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pc speedruns are pointless
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its interesting because its more than one guy looking at menus
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>>181809076
uh... his girlfriend's on the couch?
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>HoMM 6

what were they thinking?
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wooooooooo burning days to grind to do your spells in a game to advance time to do some more training to get broken
wow so fun
>were not even going fast yet
so why is this a speed game
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>>181809142
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

Is this the guy that did the shoutout to his """girlfriend""" last year, and that's "her" on the couch? Someone find the fucking clip
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I will just leave this here.
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>>181809214
why is pokemon a speed game if you never go fast
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>>181809168
"what pity runs can we have on at 3 in the morning?" probably
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>>181809168
probably trannies
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>>181809250
i have never considered it a speed game
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What is the Trannys twitter? I'd like to see his dildo collection
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>>181809250
you can beat pokemon yellow in 0 minutes.
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>you mean you spend all day playing the same video game over and over again?
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Our srg boy Azorae is good friends with this tranny degenerate.
>>
Why are there so many empty seats? Did they actually think there would be that many people that?
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>running rpgs
no matter what you do or how you practice you are a fucking grindmonkey if you do this. they are 100% grinding.
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>>181809432
i am just a regular monkey
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>>181809142
>>181809228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5j6MHZb2QY

Modern classic
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>>181809432
all speedrunning is just rote memorization and muscle memory
>>
this run is like oblivion if it was a much more uninteresting game
>>
>>181809479
Literally nothing wrong with that.
>>
>>181809479
his girl(man)friend looks like he really enjoyed that.
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>>181809505
That was called arena, it's free try it out
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>>181809532
Ed please
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>>181809479
what is it about speedrunning that attracts the mentally ill?
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>>181809592
explain your thought process when it comes to your use of commas
>>
>>181809503
pretty much anything worth doing has a strong element of rote memorization and/or muscle memory
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>>181809637
This site is terrible transphobic for a place that like traps and futa.
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>>181809479
Is and will be my favourite GDQ moment forever.
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>>181809332
princessproto
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chocolate cleric?
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>>181807112
>Protomagicalgirl:
>Cute []
>Runs Tetris [x]
>Guy []
>>
is there another fucking tranny on the couch
is there something in the water at gdq whats with the fuckin mental illness
>>
>>181809648
>playing the same single player video game thousands of times over and over to try and complete it as quickly as possible

Being mentally ill is probably a pre-requisite

>>181809692
Do you also think that misogynists aren't attracted to women?

Wait, why am I replying to bait
>>
wow this speedrun is only half over? its just constant skips and gliding how long can it be?
>>
>>181809806
gender dysphoria is not a mental illness
>>
>>181809806
speedrunning is an autistic hobby and that attracts weirdos
>>
>Pokémon HeartGold/SoulSilver
Bad run.
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>>181809879
t. ranny
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is cavememe running this year?
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>>181809903
no kidding
>>
>>181809884
But the european speedrun event is fine, theres even real women.
>>
>>181809879
yes it is
>>
>>181809806
idk video games attract betas and its the only forum trannies can exist without getting completely btfo because gamers are a bunch of spineless orbiters and gratefully lap up any opportunity to even exist near something that even slightly resembles a female
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>>181809879
According to the World Health Organization it is
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>>181808892
pretty sure thats Dio.
>>
>australians waking up
>thread turns into tranny discussion
every time
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>>181809990
GDQ staff probably wants as many trannies and degenerates as possible
>>
oh no he didnt get it had to rerun 3 seconds of a dungeon

like this run is awful there is no challenge for the player it just autosaves his position every few seconds. all he did was read some shit to see what he could skip. no movement tech or whatever.
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>>181809990
>real women
what the fuck man i don't want real women anywhere near my games
>>
>>181809879
Should I believe some random anon or JHU Med professor/medicine fellow

http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/michael-w-chapman/johns-hopkins-psychiatrist-transgender-mental-disorder-sex-change
>>
bad commentary
boring run
almost as shitty as pokemon
>>
>>181810063
>6:30pm
>waking up

the fuck america? europe or someshit is waking up
>>
Please stop talking about trannies and responding to bait about trannies, you're making me feel sick
>>
"ahh dude if i fucked that up and i didnt have lloyds beacon it would cost me a lot more right now"
>>
>>181810064
>PCF is an equal opporunity employer. we need to show that speedrunners are diverse
>tell streamers that if they transition, they'll get in for free
>have edobean and protoman be the most obnoxious announcers possible for half of the event
>>
>>181810226
Stop being transphobic.
>>
Any good runs soon? I don't know any of these games in the schedule.
>>
>next run is a 90 mins jrpg
fugg
>>
does anyone have the "i love c man" donation on youtube?
>>
another $500 anonymous donation hmmmm interesting....
>>
Man, that chin on the couch "girl" makes me feel less manly by comparison
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>>181810070
so like half of all rpg speedruns?
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>>181810345
we're only getting started. once the surprise bandai donation prize is announced, all of the generous anons will come running.
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Is Dark Messiah a good Speedurn game? Never seen it at any of these events
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>>181810396
just these horrible rpg or indie random games honestly
>>
Just got banned for typing "WE WUZ" in chat
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>>181804184
take your fucking words back
>>
>>181810414
i can't jerk off to traps because most of them have bigger dicks than me and it makes me feel bad
>>
>>181810345
Just wait till the end and the 15k anon donations with no comment.
>>
oh nice dude you finished your lets play
>>
>>181810470
I'm not ashamed of my words or deeds
>>
yea that was nice brought it down from broken to i did this a few times
>>
>>181810617
>not reddit spacing
Stop replying for other people.
>>
why are there only 7 people in the audience? this run was great
>>
>>181810453
It was at AGDQ this year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gDPiIODlw4
>>
how come toejam and earl have to be .... erm

'ethnic'
>>
>>181810674

No.
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>>181810716
Oh, nice!
>>
>>181810745
GQD supports POCs
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>>181810745
they always were
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>>181810835
they negatively reinforce their stereotype in that advertisement though
you know because they sound kinda uneducated
>>
>>181810928
They aren't supposed to sound educated
>>
>>181810901

triggered b*tch
>>
>>181810928
nigga they're fucking aliens
>>
just did a poo lads
>>
>>181811186
why they black ass aliens tho
>>
Whob is the cute Australian girl on the mic? Please don't tell me it's another tranny
>>
>>181811214
in a loo, I hope
>>
>>181811219
Because part of their theme is urban culture
>>
when are we going to have visual novel speedruns?
>>
>>181811174
>de hippie spacing
>>
>>181811293
is it? i have to admit i hadn't noticed that but i only played their first game
>>
>>181810901
That the kind of thing based Pac would say
>>
I love this goddamn OST
>>
>>181811257
just did it the street
>>
>>181811346
Probably because you're stupid as hell and get offended over caricatures in video games
>>
Anyone cap that interview with Aquas?
>>
>>181811439
but you're the one that noticed the culture approach?
>>
>>181810901
Is this a DMX song?
>>
>don't know the name of the guy beside him
awkward....
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>>181811485
Most people have noticed it because it was never meant to be hidden. You're the one whining about stereotypes on an anime imageboard.
>>
>>181810901
a ______ _n the ______ of every _________ tranny ______ !
>>
>>181811214
Just came to her feet again
>>
>>181811862
that's enough EG
>>
>boys dressing up as girls is allowed
>anime is not
nice """"""""""""event""""""""""""
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>>181811807
what are you talking about you're just being super disingenuous and pretending you forgot everything before this
>>
>i'm gonna ask for some serious time right now
>can i read some more donations?

Gee i don't know, can you?
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>>181811986
are you autistic? this conversation started because some retard (who I can only assume is you) started whining about their ethnicity

or maybe you're just an epic troll
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>I need serious time
>can I read some donations
really
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>needs "serious time" for easy mode
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>>181812101
>>181812113
>>181812145
please stop bullying my australian wife
>>
Music for trannies and trannyposters:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEtN1Vv1oU4
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Why the fuck are the chillest runs at 5 am
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>>181812650
real nigga hours. True god gamers are in their purest state of mind from the hours of 3 till 5 am
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>>181812650
So we europeans can enjoy things for once
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https://twitter.com/princessproto/status/882282562730807297
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>>181806514
>wait did you just glitch
>no it's just a badly placed trigger
>xDDD
>Repeat
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>>181812950
:gun:
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>>181812937
european master race checking in
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what kind of autist thinks speedrunning story based RPGs is a good idea
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>>181813081
>Ys
>story based

Top bait.
>>
>losing 20k viewers during a jrpg speedrun
Really improves my opinion of twitch viewers.
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>mfw he skipped the fucking plant
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>>181813470
This shit sucks ass, autist
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>>181813506
thats his point you mong
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>>181813580
How do you know he wasn't being ironic?
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>>181813691
Because he isn't retarded
>>
>nylon falcon games
who the fuck is this sperg on the mic who doesn't know basic english
>>
>>181813470
Plebs
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>>181809648
The sense of hedonism and low level achievement to comfort the self loathing and personal failures of individuals whom suffer with ocd.
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>>181812950
>>181812995
>majority of drama mentally crippled queens are also narcissists

Narcissa isn't even trying to hide it.
>>
why is this fucking loser trying to be adam ak?
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>>181814537

If you're talking the shades, he has to wear them for some kind of medical thing. He didn't specify.
>>
werster streaming white 2
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>>181814690
>de hippie spacing
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Don't forget to donate!
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>>181815127
DO IT ANONYMOUSLY GOY
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What wrong with anonymous donations
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I wonder when those anonymous donations will kick in
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>>181815206
money laundering meme
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>>181815317
the wonderful thing is you can't fake bit donations. They have to come from registered accounts and you can trace every single bit to the purchaser (or owner if bits were donated to them)
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>>181815329
Oh. Well, that's silly.
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>>181815361
Best goy.
>>
time to take a nap so i can wake up and watch ratchet and clank
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>that was cool to hear the echo in this empty room
hahah aw
that made me sad
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>>181816138
it's 5:30 am, he knows what's going on
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0l2WBfHx4Ih
>>
azuhzel
>>
I think if they made the MM goal for bits only 1.5m it might have passed.
five million dollars is a retarded asking price though. Why did they jump from 500k to 5m anyway.
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>>181816428
what the fuck is this
>>
>>181816864
100 bits to a dollar fampai
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>>181816916
birdxbrain
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>j-just in case a runners choice comes up
aw come on is this the "feel like shit" block everyone looks so sad
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goodnight
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>>181818314
good night proto can't wait for tetris with the girls (males)
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I only started watching this game halfway through and I think its better not knowing whats going on.
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>Salesman head

Head of Sales
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>>181818467
That's why you should insert words like nigger and faggot in your posts.
>>
Why is this "run" not even listed and this runner doesn't have any runs posted on sr.com
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>it's a studio forces a shitty run episode
>>
Why is srg dead
>>
https://twitter.com/princessproto/status/882833679613140992 not even trying to hide it
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>>181819273
I sometimes wish i have twitter
>>
nice try desu
>>
classic studio
>>
HE
SAID
FUCK

BAN THIS MAN FROM GDQ.
>>
I have excellent news, /srg/. My coffee tastes fantastic this morning. I'm almost ready to begin contributing great things to the thread.
>>
is that caveman
>>
>>181820016
maybe?
>>
werster just said he's gonna speedrun if he gets 10 subs

he's gonna do it
>>
>Ok, Freedom Planet guy, take it down a notch!
Caveman at it again, the absolute madman
>>
>>181820563
I think it's pathetic. He's trying to be a relevant meme again.
>>
COLLUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSIOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN.
>>
>i was dying of cancer, then I got better
holy
SHIT
lel no forethought in these donations. That was a good run though, does studio still come here or has he grown out of the swamp
>>
man they really suck at shilling bits
>>
succinctandpunchys voice made me nostalgic for old srg marathon shitshows.
>>
>ratchet and clank in a couple hours
noice
>>
>>181821110
It's mostly twitch's fault to be fair. People are used to just donating to the charity through the website, why would they take the extra steps of converting the money to twitchbux to then give to stream which then goes to the charity

Especially since twitch is pocketing some of the money you spend on bits

It's literally the worst way to donate to the charity, isn't it?
>>
>>181821403
>sa goon
nah.
>>
https://twitter.com/h_bienaime/status/882896538003025920

this is how tranny sjws operate
>>
>>181821830
Not really, it's just Amazon taking the cut that Paypal or equivalents would have
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>>181822067
>greentexting on twitter
faggot
>>
>>181821830
5 mil is also utterly ridiculous, for one (1) blindfolded boss fight in a three hour run (im not sure avg viewer even knows that with how ambiguously its worded?)

at the very least they should've had a few more milestones in between
>>
>>181822183
that would be a quote newboi
>>
>>
>>181822124
Do Paypal actually take a cut of the charity donations? Wasn't aware of that. Either way, converting to twitchbux is still an extra step for people who just want to donate

>>181822197
Ya it's a shit goal. Having goals leading up to it is a great idea they'll probably do at the next agdq

Twitch should just make a shitty global chat icon for people who donate like 1k bits during gdqs
>>
>>181822067
>this is him
https://twitter.com/H_BienAime/status/877517135324557312

LMAO
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>>181822454
lmfao holy LIPs
>>
>rent a huge hotel
>room is empty more of the time except for huge runs
epin
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>>181822454
he looks like a black person
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>>181822590
No hate speech please
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>>181822627
i'm sorry i meant he looks like a fucking nigger
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>>181822454
the face of someone who defends a random tranny freak to the death
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>>181822942
he looks strong
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>>181822942
he was stick thin last gdq, what happened?
>>
Any good drama this year?
>>
>>181823254
just some light tranny drama
>>
>>181823254
samandtolki is shutting down
>>
Imagine spending 500 hours learning how to speedrun a game that makes a fart sound every 5 seconds
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>>181823519
It takes about 6 hours to learn how to run a game, unless it's SM64.
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>>181822942
lifting more than me desu
>>
based oldbois run
>>
All right guys. I'm going to the store. Actually going to the store, and I only have about an hour's worth of recording I can record uncompressed at a time. I'm counting on you to let me know if anything noteworthy happens during my absence.
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>>181824570
Imagine being this autistic.
>>
>>181823597
you can learn how to run sm64 from a couple of night of watching clint stevens streams
>>
https://www.reddit.com/r/SamandTolki/comments/6lkaki/final_goodbye_thread/
It's ogre
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>>181824818
I don't need to imagine. I'm already there.
>>
someone make him stop
>>
more oldbois xD
>>
>>181824990
jesus christ, what a gathering of creepers
>>
>>181824990
literally who
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>>181825571
>>>/v/
>>
>girl announcer (male)
>>
why is this thread so dead
>>
>>181826784
because this game is a fucking snoozefest and this is the time most degens are sleeping
>>
>>181826979
>the time most degens are sleeping
i just woke up tho
>>
>>181827013
early bird :)
>>
Did you donate today?
>>
any good runs since TP?
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>fucking ads even with streamlink
fuck gdq for putting ads in the actual stream
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>>181827428
Of course, I was the anonymous donation, lets kick cancer's butt.
>>
>snakebites are not cared about
Maybe because venomous snakes only live in shithole countries?
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>>181827627
maybe they're shithole countries because people keep dying of snake bites?
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>>181827709
holy shit
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>>181823254
Just ProtoMagicalDong trying to make up harassment and drama to get more followers and attention, not much else.
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>>181827709
is this bait
>>
why don't we meme some weird name for crono? like pepe, that would be hella friggin ep*c XD
c'mon 4chan we can do this!!!
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>>181827964
They would just sweep donations for "Pepe" under the rug.

We'd need a meme name that the staff does not know about.
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>>181828207
like the Germany one at AGDQ?
That was a joke r-right?
>>
>side jumping is faster
are you fucking kidding me
>>
>games where you have to do some retarded jump to save 10 frames a minute
>>
is the audio fucked or are my headphones dying
>>
nice audio team
>>
would rather have right audio only than listen to spikevegan at all
>>
>the one run I was looking forward to has audio issues
fuck
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>>181828441
Fuck that shit synced with me moving my headphone cord....
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This guy is the opera singer or something, isn't he?
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>>181828649
what a SLUT
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>>181828649
look at all those khaki shorts holy fuck
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>that pokemon hg run
lmao
>>
>>181828893
yeah they are like bugs crawling out from under a rock
>>
>>181828958
HE FINISHED UNDER ESTIMATE
>>
>>181828958
WHAT ARE YOU RUNNING????
>>
>>181828991
no, he aborted the run.
>>
>>181828991
the only thing he's finished with are his gdq runs
>>
>>181829064
baten kaitos 100%
>>
>every year
>REEEEEEE TRANNIES
>REEEEEE AUTISM

I don't know why I come to these threads
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>>181829250
because you're an autistic tranny craving for attention, proto
>>
>>181828958
maybe now we'll figure out the time zone of this faggot
>>
>>181829250
still better than the /v/ thread, reddit or twitch chat
>>
>>181828958
It was a decent run.
>>
So what are the biggest disaster runs this year?
>>
>>181829843
pokemon hg and mirror's edge
>>
>>181829843
Pokémon HG/SS.
>>
>>181829927
>>181829957
HAVE YOU SUBMITTED A RUN TO A GDQ???
>>
>>181829927
What game do you run?
>>181829957
What game do you run?
>>181830036
What game do you run?
>>
>>181830069
i run baten kaitos 100%
>>
is it me or spike gets more and more obnoxious by the years
>>
This seems like a quality run
>>
>>181830287
He's slowly and slowly losing his autism
the spiders are free to roam
>>
>>181830315
decent commentary, too. and the runner isn't a total sperg
>>
>>
>>181830387
cute
>>
>>181829927
what happened with mirror's edge?
>>
>>181830901
It was "glitchless" but the dude used tons of glitches
And the couch dude commented on it every time he did it
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>>181828429
That's called movement tech, my man. It's the first sign of a good speedgame.
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>>181831079
What glitches?
>>
>>181831363
good tech doesn't have to look fucking retarded though
>>
>>181831079
Guy on the couch was actually mocking people on 4chan and reddit who think those things are actually glitches.

It's funny how this wooshed right over most of your heads.
>>
>>181831543
It doesn't matter what it looks like, actually.
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>>181831615
it does matter to me. oot runs are fucking unwatchable
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>>181831656
>oot runs are fucking unwatchable
They're among the most complex, unique and high skill ceiling runs there are. And I find them fascinating.
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>>181831730
i never said it doesn't take skill, i said it looks fucking retarded. watching someone jump backwards is not very entertaining to me, i don't have autism.
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>>181831829
> i don't have autism.
Maybe, maybe not.

One thing I'm sure of, though, is that you're a retard.
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>>181831518
https://www.twitch
.tv/videos/156250663?t=17h13m0s
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>>181831914
>waaaah someone has a different opinion than me
>better call them retarded
autism
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>>181831998
>opinion
You certainly didn't frame it that way.
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>>181831829
You haven't seen any pannenkoek videos, then
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>>181832059
yes, i did frame it that way. the adjective 'retarded' is ALWAYS highly subjective when used in this context. as in: used to express a PERSONAL OPINION.

let me spell it out for you, so that even the most autistic guy on the planet understands: these jumps LOOK retarded IN MY OPINION

happy now? take your god damn meds before you post
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>>181832221
>seething
>>
>>181802306
are you new?
they make more money on the last day, than the rest of the week.

how many RTS did we have so far, I only once saw Age of Empires 1
>>
>>181802306
They're pretty far ahead of where they usually are at this point.
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>>181832221
>autism
>>
>>181832221
>take your god damn meds before you post
The irony here is so good.
>>
>>181832460
not even worth a serious reply at this point. failing to recognize an opinion is aspie levels of retarded. seek help asap
>>
[distant bird laughter heard high above it all]
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>>181832486
What game do you speedrun?
>>
>>181832486
hook line and sinker
>>
>>181832579
the sad thing is that he wasn't pretending
>>
Speaking about autism, Should I try and route Serious Sam tfe all secrets? Just so I can at least have a run that doesnt involve standing in one fucking arena for 30% of it's duration.
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>>181832059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIyt5pEcE_g

i do have to apologize for not being more patient with you though
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>>181828893
What is wrong with khakis?
>>
time to mute
>>
Good run
>>
I would post the moment he nailed the hard trick with sound in /wsg/ but I'm getting that bad gateway shit.
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Why haven't you donated yet , anon? You don't want to be known as that guy who doesn't donate to charity do you?
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>>181832486
>aspie levels of retarded
That's hurtful.
Aspies are different. They're not retarded.
>>
>>181833440
link the twitch clip and i'll make the webm if you want
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>>181833359
Yeah. Makes me wish they were all like that.
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SINGING
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>>181833521
Same desu, maybe if spike wasnt on the couch but eh, theres no such thing as perfection
>>
>>181833520
I don't have a twitch clip.
>>
>>181833505
Why haven't you employed an actual competent tech crew and paid them with real money yet, Mike?
>>
solid run senpai
>>
Guy's a decent singer
>>
I could do better.
Definitively.
>>
what speedrun is this
>>
What the fuck is this shit, Pavarotti done quick?
>>
it's not that bad given how shit the sound has been all event
>>
>>181833359
this guy is always good, plus ratchet and clank series are good speed games with lots of movement tricks

>>181833732
lowering the viewer count any% (IRL, 2017)
>>
>great run
>great singing
impressive
>>
>>181833732
Wii Music
>>
that was actually pretty fucking awesome
>>
>>181833824
Yeah i remember him from last year agdq, was pretty good, he ran r&c2 if i remember right? Or was it r&c1 100%? One of those two i believe
>>
Does singing tenor get you laid?
Does it get you a nice gf that will love you forever?
Does it cure crippling depression?
>>
I liked this
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>>181833934
i think he's done r&c 3 at a recent GDQ as well

>>181833940
>well-spoken, nice, not that autistic, talented, at least a 7 or 8/10 looks-wise

he could probably get any girl in that room rn
>>
>>181831079
Glitchless in context of ME runs means "muh consoles can't do them".
>>
THOSE
LEGS
>>
>>
>>181830901
It was a great run with fun commentary.
>>
>>181834058
I just checked the schedule from previous years, he was at agdq 2016 with Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal and agdq 2017 with Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando with another runner, it was a race i believe, i cant find him in any other event, being agdq or sgdq tho
>>
>>181801618
i pick dunkey in the background there
>>
>>
DUDE NICE
>>
>bonesaw
I'm kinda lost as to why he was banned but why is any of that insensitive? Shit I don't even get the jokes other than that they're Owen Wilson references.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_yLhHfc3i4
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>>181834905
We are so, so sorry for this
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what in the fuck is wrong with this person
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>>181834791
Why do you keep posting blueshirt and barethighs, they haven't even done anything interesting
>>
>>181835095
Not every webm is going to be meme gold. Sometimes it's just people doing mundane stuff.
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>>181835028
love it when guys without jobs, financial independence, or ambition talk about how red pilled they are.
>>
>>181835028
woke
>>
>>181834905
>>181835010
Wait sorry I get it. Why are they banning someone for making fun of a public figure?
Do they really not consider that fair game?
Not even that it's actually his character and his appearance (see:trademark) that's being made fun of. Not anything personal.

Whaat the fuck.
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>>181835190
Then why make them webms if they're mundane?
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>>181835282
You're asking some tough questions here, man.
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>>181835028
>our boi goose misses Trotsky
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>>181835028
>>
Is naeg going to have another meltdown during SOTC? Or did he just have a hate boner for meows?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzYjvK9yrio
>>
>>181835419
when did they change the couch and why do they change the couch so often. Does some peoples asswater makes this necessary or something?
>>
>>181835370
i wish that hand was me
>>
ha ha time for shoutouts
>>
>>181835919
can you imagine the smell in that place? Just give me another Easter Speedsters marathon, way more entertaining.
>>
>>181836181
they have a rule that enforces smell, believe it or not. it was pretty bad in previous years.
>>
>>181835856
that was really pathetic
>>
>>181835370
He totally wanted to scratch his sweaty ball sack in front of a million twtich viewers.
>>
>>181836240
holy fuck really? that is disgusting.
>>
>>181836446
yeah, it's not that uncommon though. FGC has the same issue.

the rule does a good job of keeping it scent free.
>>
>>181835370
He almost got banned there. Well played.
>>
*flies high above it all and bird laughs*
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>>181836446
>>
What a bad goy
>>
>>181837363
who the fuck would discriminate against a pregnant woman at a charity event? sounds like there's a story behind that one
>>
>>181837363
>citizenship
Illegals are welcome!
>>
>"boyfriend"


tfw no bf

End my life guys :(
>>
>>181837363
Remember: If you go into the girls bathroom and someone berates you for it, you can get that guy banned for bathroom policing.
>>
>>181837635
>"wheres your attendance pass for the fetus?"
>>
>>181837932
They'd kick you out for general disruption. Learn who your masters are.
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>Did you have a shower today?

also keefry lost weight good for her
>>
>>181838442
Why are old people at gdq?
>>
>>181838626
you'll be old too one day but you'll feel exactly the same as you did when you were young inside
>>
Why is it called ammo?

If it is short for ammunition, shouldn't it be ammu?
>>
>>181838978
Questions the establishment will never acknowledge.
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>>181838978
>>
>>181838978
This really makes me think...
>>
>>181838978
Word turnication in English tends to favour ending in -o,
Ammuntion -> Ammo;
Conversation -> Convo;
Camouflage -> Camo;
Distribution -> Distro.

There's a bunch more examples desu.
>>
>>181839532
>Camouflage -> Camo;

weird
>>
>only 620k US DOLLARS donated so far

It's good to see that Jewyama's income is declining steadily.
>>
good audio team
>>
>>181839816
Don't worry an extra $1 million dollars will suddenly start flying in during the last 24 to 36 hours just like last time.
>>
FUCKING STOP
>>
>>181839902
thought my headphones were finally giving out
>>
>>181839743
The o is silent though, that's why I included it. Shortening those words has more to do with the way they are said rather than spelt.
>>
>>181839816
It's okay, they can just compensate by increasing ticket prices. Now runners will have to pay even more for the privilege of providing entertainment to the masses so Mike can profit.
>>
>another donation with no comment
MONEY LAUNDERING LUL
>>
>>181839902
sorry too busy running shitty "art" games and sucking the staff's cocks to work
>>
>>181839816
Wait till the last day so the (((anonymous donations))) will rack up 1,5 mil
>>
Is GDQ really an avenue for growth when it comes to streamers? The avg person does not really give two shits about speedrunning, they're just there to see their childhood get destroyed and whatever. I highly doubt anyone follows the runners on twitch/twitter after a run.
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>interview the audio crew for like an entire fucking hour talking about how great and amazing they are and how hard they work
>audio has been fucked the entire event
>shit audio like this has become routine
>>
>>181840198
it depends on the performance. big jon's channel basically took off after his wacky smb2 run and gained 5k follows.
>>
>>181840198
Idk i got into speedrunning and follow a couple of runners because i saw them there, i'm pretty sure i'm not the only one
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>>181840198
oh yeah, witwix is probably the best example of someone using speedrunning to launch a streaming career
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>>181840101
It was so obvious last time when they started streaming in all these $500 anonymous donations towards the end then the total just shot right up.

I'm sure they will be more subtle about it this time.
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>>181840198
Usually yeah, if the streamer has a personality and is funny/quirky and similar
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>>181839816
Let me tell you about Mike.

We went to high school together, and we were both kind of outcasts which made us quick friends. There was a little group of us who would get together every week to hang out, talk about life, play video games, play D&D, etc. We always had the most fun playing oldschool NES games and Mike would always kick our asses. He was a really interesting guy, very charismatic and a natural leader but he had some deep insecurities that he only shared with a few people, such as me. I won't expound on these for the sake of his privacy. Anyway, those nights we spent in Mike's parents' basement will always be some of my best memories from when I was growing up.
We drifted apart after graduation, but I every once in a while I'd think about Mike and wonder how he was doing. I always had a feeling he'd do well for himself if he could get past his personal issues.
Last winter, I was talking to an old friend and I mentioned Mike and asked if my friend had heard from him. He started telling me about AGDQ and the work Mike was doing for the Prevent Cancer Foundation and I was blown away. I checked out AGDQ on twitch and I was so impressed with how huge it was. I knew Mike could pull something like this off if he wanted, and I was overjoyed to see it happen.
After AGDQ I tracked Mike down through a mutual friend and texted him to see how he was doing. He responded immediately and we had a nice little chat. I said we should hang out sometime and he agreed. I figured it would be one of those things you say to an old friend - make tentative plans that never happen, but a week later he called me saying he was in town and wanted to meet up.

CONT.
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When you see it.
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>>181839816
why can't he just increase his cut
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>>181840313
>>181840323
Ah I see, but those two are examples of people with actual charm. Most runners have the personality of a cum soaked pair of socks.

Like who cares about proto and why is growing their channel such a big deal for them?
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>>181839816
you forgot about the 1 million dollars in bits
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>>181840470

We met for dinner at this greasy chinese buffet - it was one of our old hangout spots from when we were growing up. We talked a lot about our lives and I told him how proud I was of what he was doing with AGDQ and PCF. But at the mention of AGDQ he suddenly got all quiet and was acting weird. I could tell I had touched on a sore subject so I tried talking about something else, but he jumped back in and unloaded a bunch of stuff on me. Essentially, he was saying that the stress from running AGDQ was ruining his life. It grew way beyond his control and PCF was throwing down some serious money. He was in so far over his head and the pressure was killing him. He talked a lot about how he felt like he sold out, how the speedrunning community was a pure thing and his influence was corrupting it. I could tell he was really passionate about speedrunning and the money he was making from it was causing some major cognitive dissonance.
Eventually the waiter came and brought us the bill, and I took the opportunity to try to lighten the mood. Our old group of friends had this inside joke about not knowing what to leave as a tip. It doesn't seem so funny but it probably came from our many viewings of Reservoir Dogs back in the day. So I looked Mike in the eye and said,
"So, Mike, how much should I leave as a tip?"
And he said, "About tree fiddy."
And that's when I realized that Mike Uyama was actually a 500 foot tall amphibious reptile from the mesozoic era.
God damn loch ness monster.
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>>181840609
whoa!!
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>>181840547
The percentage he gets is agreed dependent on how much he made in the previous marathon.

It is a trick so they can pretend that the donations are all going to the charity and that they are not really taking a percentage when we all know they really are.
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>>181840513
T H I C C
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>>181840737
>hurr durr why are they allowed to take a small amount of donation money to pay the crew
>hurr durr they should finance the event out of their own pockets
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>>181840513

lmao at the American type SNES
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>>181837363
Pregnant people, amiright?
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>>181840915
Small amount they take FULL YEARLY WAGES for an event that lasts a week.
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Name of Chad on the right? He always has good commentary

>>181840575
>

Nobody buys bits m8
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any good anonymous donations this year?
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>>181840987
>citation needed
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>>181840609
I even read that last part in the guys voice.
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>>181840952
>de hippie spacing
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>>181840513
is that Billy the Fridge?
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>>181841312

>being this triggered by a properly formatted post

top lmao
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>>181841381
>de hippie spacing
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>>181837363
>gender presentation
>body size or type
>citizenship
>PREGNANCY

lmao these people are beyond a fucking joke, I wonder if that last one is something they had a problem with at some point or how in the fuck would you even come up with the idea of putting that there. Bet that's quite the intriguing story
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>>181841526
>eating someones baby out of their tummy to take the hormones
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>>181841345
Looks like it
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>>181841769
>ripping out the placenta in order to homegrow a clitoris out of stemcells
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>>181840987
> citation needed
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>>181840513
Who is the glasses wearing chick with the fat tits?
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>>181840198
>I highly doubt anyone follows the runners on twitch/twitter

Don't think that's true, I do at least
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BASED MONEY LAUNDERING
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>>181842312
His name is Jeremy.
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>>181841526
its offensive to some of the trans attendees because they cant get pregnant and it triggers them.
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>>181840198
Well there are people like ProtoDong trying to wring every drop of attention out of the event through any means.

But most do not seem all that interested in growing through it, if you check most of these runners in the days after GDQ you will notice that there are many that stream highly irregularly, maybe once a month.
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Just got banned at 2ch, hi there jerks
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>>181842765
>Proto
Really what is it about the trans community that causes them to behave so cancerous?
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>>181840198
My average viewership on Twitch increased by about 180 after my GDQ run.
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>>181842983
he peed his pants lmao
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REEEEEEEEEEEEE HE'S PLAYING THE GAME SLOW ON PURPOSE
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>>181843329
haha nice frog cry meme : )
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Every GDQ I like to learn a new speedgame while watching the stream.

I've spent this week learning Sonic 2.

I can feel the degeneracy growing in my chest.
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>>181843501
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I can't wait for this thread to die.
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>>181843019
Wondering about that myself, guess the biggest reason is that actively fabricate drama for the self-affirmation that the whole world fights against them, when in reality most just don't give a fuck.

And that gets them brownie points and instant gratification inside the trans community, which leads to most of them doing it, closing the circle.

Oh and also the general attention whoring, and using followers to attack people makes them feel powerful, probably.
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>>181843850
Yet you will keep coming back.
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>this run
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>>181844254
No I mean I can't wait because I have something to post in the new one.
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>>181844087
>actively fabricate drama for the self-affirmation that the whole world fights against them, when in reality most just don't give a fuck.
He says in a general that has spent the last five days fighting against them.
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lets stop here, no more new threads
let SERG die, its been through enough
let it die like that heart gold soul silver run yesterday, which didnt even finish LMAO
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>>181844325
Oh I see, looking forward to it.
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>>181844372
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>>181844372
>wants thread to die
>keeps posting in it
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That Pokemon run was absolutely pathetic and didn't even finish.
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>>181844502
BUT WHAT GAME DO YOU RUN?
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>>181844372
WHAT FUCKING GAMES DO YOU SPEEDRUN???
>>181844502
WHAT FUCKING GAMES DO YOU SPEEDRUN???
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>>181843019
Are you blaming this poor innocent victim right now?
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>they pointed the audience cam at the actual audience
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What is this? 30 degrees FOV?
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>that pokemon hg run
lmao
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>>181845191
WHAT GAME DO YOU RUN??????????????
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>>181845191
Can you even call it a run if the runner didnt finish the game?
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Why does Goose try SO hard to act like he is some kind of alpha? He clearly isn't. Trying this hard proves it.
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>>181845191
lmao
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>adult swim get to advertise at gdq
But, they're really offensive towards lots of people.
They even hosted that alt-right comedy show "World peace".
We can't have this.
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What game DO I run?
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>>181845191
Could anyone give me a quick rundown?
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>>181845295
>(You)
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>>181845406
ratchet and clank
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>>181845415
-Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
-In contact with aliens
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Control france with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
-both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
-The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
-They learned fluent French in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
-The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.
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>>181845452
Oh. I guess I'm a ratchet and clank speedrunner now.
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>>181845415
>rundown?
basically yeah thats what happened
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>>181845406
FEAR 2
Become one with the shotgun
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>>181845570
Sure. I guess I can run that one too. No reason why not.
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>>181845415
runner had to roll for a specific random seed, didnt get it.
was supposed to have a second DS on standby that already had the seed.
said second DS was on for too long (or something?) so they couldn't use it
run had to continue as a regular playthrough
he died to Red.
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>>181845648
cmon now chibi it's only a game
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>>181845406
warlock for sega genesis
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>>181845667
>he died to Red.
hmmm
That's some really bad RNG then. Should have stopped running the game right there.
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>>181845915
oh yeah I forgot, they mercy killed the run after that
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>>181846034
You mean mercy finished.
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>>181845915
Yeah he had a backup to switch to in case there was a bad RNG situation but apparently something went wrong with the backup so he did what he could. The fact that he got to Red at all was pretty amazing. Good performance overall, I thought.
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>>181846127
if it makes you sleep at night.
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>>181846248
How long did his run last?
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cody MENTIONNED
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>>181846414
2:36 (est was 2:40)
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