Imperial edition.
(Looted) thread: >>181550325 →
READ THE PASTEBIN BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS.
LATEST BANNERLORD INFO/VIDEOS:
Revealed at E3 2017:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUkL42p3Mss [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMeqj8WG0a8 [Embed]
Last blog:
https://www.taleworlds.com/en/Games/Bannerlord/News/174
OLDER BANNERLORD INFO/VIDEOS: See Pastebin
PASTEBIN: https://pastebin.com/cZ4jSufd
M&B Wiki: http://mountandblade.wikia.com/wiki/Mount_and_Blade_Wiki
NOOB GUIDE: http://imgur.com/a/FMAqV
>Anon's mods and upstab guide:
http://pastebin.com/agwZu9Df
>/mbg/ Steamgroup
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/mountandbladevg
New Modules :
>Dickplomacy
http://www.mediafire.com/file/i6y5khh7w6u3t9y/Dickplomacy_4.3.0.7b.7z
>Modded Hispania 1200
http://www.mediafire.com/file/51qiedmuthgm804/Hispania2000_modded.7z
>Custom troop trees
http://www.moddb.com/mods/custom-troop-trees/downloads/custom-troop-trees-version-2-beta
>CTT for Dickplomacy
https://www.mediafire.com/?8qbwrc98hqt8o9b
>"I made a mod recently or updated it. Wat do?"
Link to the OP in your post so that it might be easier to find for the one making the next OP (also for regular people).
rhodoks are white and based
>>181755259
>I left the embeds.
fuck me
CAN THIS ONE STAY
>>181755242
>>181755242
>>181755242
>>181755242
use the real thread, stop making duplicates you mong
>>181755421
yes if we don't believe like drooling retards
>>181755451
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>181755526
>believe
behave
>>181755451
DON'T GO HERE , THIS IS BAIT
>>181755669
THIS ENTIRE COMMUNITY IS RETARDED WE HAD 5 NEW OP THREADS THANKS JANITORS
>watch as jannies delete the other general for shitposting and this one for being a duplicate
>>181755856
I'd really like them to have a minimum of discernment
>>181755856
Well this was a fun night but believe it or not i have a job now mbg, so sleep tight ! ily all
>5 threads
it was just a prank
>>181756001
I hope you die in your sleep
>>181755259
>embed
>arrow
delete this thread pls
How the fuck does this autistic animeposter manage to wreck mbg like this everytime he joins, literally just ignore him you mongs
>>181756229
he replies to himself
So, can we have a normal thread now ?
>>181756197
For what its worth. I'm sorry. But it was that or having another anime thread.
>>181756229
We will not suffer another shit OP. That tends to draw other shitters. Also this >>181756286
>>181756286
nah lad, mbg is too butthurt to let me post anything without chimping out and destroying the thread, i didn't even post as many anime pictures as there were /mbg/s made in the past 20 minutes LOL
REMEMBER
REPORT ALL BAIT
I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.
>>181756443
well, that's because your OP wasn't up-to-date
>>181756363
i'm just fucking with you
though if you want to prevent that from happening just save a text file with the OP and use notepad++
then all you have to do is link the last thread, find an image, fill out the edition, thread name, captcha
>>181756501
telling people to report stuff is ban worthy, l heard.
>>181756515
>up to date with a dead game
please
>>181756608
>dead game
This place feels like reddit right now, l'm usually super picky about the OP having [embed][embed] in it and it doesn't even feel as bad as what happened to this place
>>181756567
I always keep a .txt of it somewhere but its just in case we die or the OP gets butchered too many times in a row.
It just seems easier to just copy paste it, update with thread and edition, and clean the embeds.
>181756608
We did get a new mod recently.
>want to play Fall of the Samurai
>Game stutters and lags in battle and on the campaign map to the point where it is unplayable
>Can find no solution online to fix this
I just wanted the revy to be ready...
>>181756790
no online fix will fix your toaster
>>181756740
Never been to reddit before
what does it feel like
>>181756740
oh no mbg turned into reddit
okay good night mbg :)
>>181757060
don't wake up
>>181756738
Around one third of the all-time total of players are playing right now. damn.
Don't most games go from like 100,000 at release down to an average of about 1,500? I swear even total war has smaller numbers than that.
calling out animeposter for a duel
>>181756790
Wrong thread?
>>181757060
You would know a lot about reddit, redditor.
>>181756790
Sam?
>>181756872
It's not my computer because I could play Fall of the Samurai just fine on my previous computer, which was worse than my current one as far as CPU and GPU goes. I'm pretty sure that I could play it just fine on this computer before I downloaded a driver update, but downgrading the drivers hasn't done anything to fix it.
>>181757226
Technically yes, but /twg/ is too busy talking about Warhammer or going "historical cuck" or "fantasy cuck".
Ya'll kniggas don't know about real, unironical shitpost.
>>181735348
>Custom Troop Trees literally in the OP
>"Hey guys are there any mods that you can customise troops with?"
>>181757476
I'd rather have 578 here than the animeposters
>>181757714
I'd rather have Varg Vikernes himself posting here. I'm sure he learned writing in french by now, could be fun having him translate 1429 la guerre de cent ans
>>181755302
The time of Rhodok bullying is over. Now WE bully
>>181757869
Was there ever an English translation for 1429? I wanted to try it, but I don't speak frog.
>>181757973
There is one, but it's still in alpha and uses google translate iirc
>>181757973
No idea frankly. I think not.
>>181758101
They should be getting understandable results with it if they don't just dump all the the text at once.
I don't think it can be THAT complicated to translate but honestly I can't be bothered to do it.
>>181757152
most games have a pretty linear decrease yeah
>>181757973
it's supposed to be 95% done or so
Stop shitposting
still doesn't beat the Viking Conquest group rape shitstorm imo
>>181758531
was that some libcuck who got triggered by something in VC i don't remember
>>181758531
>>181758531
>Viking Conquest group rape shitstorm
EH?
>Start my game being a Crusader States lord
>Before I was hesistant about either Crusaders or the saracens
>But I tought going full Deus Vult XDDD would be fun
>Almost 300 days later
>Most of the towns and castles are getting captured by the saracens
>One town is undersiege
>Meanwhile 4 lords are raiding a shitty village of the mongols instead of attending the siege
>The mongols were our allies and also were against the saracen but the retarded king decided to make war against them so we got surrounded
Anyway
>Try to convince the lords to help me defend the town
>All 4 but the king refused and he kept raiding the village
>While routing towards the town they all turn back when they see the big force of the saracens
>Have to defend them myself
>Lose like almost 200 soldiers in total against their 350 losses despite being outnumbered like by 3-4 times
>Get captured and lose nothing so I dont mind
>A day later go check on the king
>He is getting btfo by the mongols
The crusader states were a fucking mistake, they are the swadians of 1257 and Im surprised they havent been wiped out yet. The king is a cuck, the lords are cowards and now I cant join the saracens so my only option is to suck the dick of a king from another region and hope he gives me a fief.
Does someone have the image with all the troops trees we know of so far ?
Also, while on that subject anyone watched all the troops appearing on the Aserai side in the latest videos ?
>>181758815
>he fell for the le ebic grudaders meme
>>181758531
Now that sounds cool. i don't remember this at all, unless it was just the flavor text whenyou go to save your mother
>>181756740
I wouldn't know, I don't have as much experience with reddit as you do. Maybe you should go back there.
>>181758717
>>181758681
One of the choices as a king in VC (don't know if its still in), in a situation of "king solomon and the baby cut in half" was to give the lying woman to your troops.
Which made fucking no sense at all but instead of just aknowledging the devs as classic retards or this as a forgotten error it devolved in a thread long discussion about realism of the situation, and realism in warband paying mods
If I want vanilla male faces in dickplomacy is it enough to just copypaste man lines from the skins.txt or do I have to change something else too?
>>181759023
i imagine they put it there for you to increase troop morale
classic VC choices are to gain one thing and lose another
>>181759305
I think they wanted another solution to the Solomon's sliced baby judicial case but really had no ideas at the time.
>>181758956
Thats what annoys me the most, I was going to be a saracen lord or an emir in Granada but I tought I could convert the saracens.
>>181759026
Pls help. I don't want everyone looking asian.
>>181759305
>>181759023
Dunno, make sense to have such an option for people roleplaying as raiders in the game.
>>181761452
well it would hence the moral boost
not like being a roving raping cunt in VC is entirely a bad thing like in native anyway
Napoleonic Wars is pretty fun. I saw only two populated servers: minisiege and roleplaying. Played some time on both and liked crazy sieges and artillery bullshit. I suck at bayonet combat though.
Do you guys play NW? I saw very dank memers among players.
>>181758815
>The crusader states were a fucking mistake, they are the swadians of 1257 and I'm surprised they haven't been wiped out yet.
This is historically accurate. The only reason the Crusaders states didn't get wiped out after Saladin and Hattin was because nobody in the surrounding Muslim kingdoms wanted that crappy land.
It's been argued that Saladin only bothered recapturing Jerusalem because people in his court criticised him for spending most of his career fighting other Muslims.
>>181762209
on occasion
how can you suck with bayonets they're the easiest weapon to use
two directions and 45p, it's hard to be bad with them
>>181758815
I'm getting my crusader fix right now by just serving in one of their armies. I don't have anything to lose and the lords being retarded just gives me plenty of opportunities for glorious last stands. When they inevitably lose or I grow tired of it I'll just fuck off to somewhere else and set up there.
>>181760569
Bump.
>>181762660
Well I killed plenty of guys with bayonet, but mostly from behind or after ganging up on them with allies. 1v1 I getting btfo pretty fast against an experienced player. Then again, it is experienced player after all, I probably need practice.
>>181762524
>It's been argued that Saladin only bothered recapturing Jerusalem because people in his court criticised him for spending most of his career fighting other Muslims.
kek
>>181762209
>I saw very dank memers among players.
kill yourself.
If you ever plan on trying out engineering though, first join an empty server and familiarize yourself with your tools and exploits as a good sapper can absolutely change the course of a battle or siege with jank ladders of barricades to bypass walls or sandbags for defense
>>181763119
the melee gameplay is complete garbage in nw
don't waste your time
>>181763041
If you copypaste skins.txt you'll likely end up with distorted face models because the generated face codes in troops.txt will be different, but there's a chance the face codes haven't been changed perhaps because the faces are static models or something.
Doesn't hurt to try though so I dunno what u still doin here niBBa
>>181763315
what are you talking about
>>181763425
is this for ants or something?
>>181763425
Can we have a webm that wasn't made for ants?
>>181763545
Judging by the file size it won't get much larger without turning into a blurry mess. It shows the essentials.
>>181763545
>>181763485
>>181763350
I already tried some stuff. Either got an error or the faces were, as you said, distorted. I'll just switch to all native faces.
>>181763234
>a good sapper can absolutely change the course of a battle or siege with jank ladders of barricades to bypass walls or sandbags for defense
Yeah I noticed that. It can get funny sometimes.
Also, is there any other good multiplayer servers you guys can recommend? I saw only 1-2 populated Native servers and 2 NW servers.
>>181763206
That's not the case, Saladin recaptured Jerusalem because the only way to not make the muslims under his rule fight among each other was to give them a common enemy.
Why do you think he sent his medic to Richard? Because he felt bad? He needed the guy to stay alive.
>>181763485
>>181763545
>almost a min
>60fps
not really
How do I make a marshal vote happen? I am a woman married to a lord.
>>181764615
So, Crusaders actually helped Muslims because they restored order among them and gave them a cause to fight side by side?
>>181759023
I think it was "give the baby to the rich woman and the poor woman to your men". Rich woman got some other punishment.
>>181765150
There is no Marshall vote in Warband, retard.
Campaign AI good or average?
>>181763425
nice
>>181767119
Always the hardest difficulty for maximum asshurt.
Campaign AI doesn't actually make the Campaign AI smarter though, it just increases party sizes.
Threadly reminder. Alt+Enter is safer than Alt+Tab
>>181767640
> it just increases party sizes.
I know. I've played with good for years but it can get a bit tedious.
>Jeremus finally dislikes slavery
Pretty cool. Too bad I'll have to trash him now.
>>181764615
>That's not the case, because I have another factor
Why can't both things be true? There were a ton of reasons why he bothered taking Jerusalem (which was a crappy husk of a town with barely any inhabitants, even before the crusaders arrived). The recapture of Jerusalem also threw the Crusaders into disarray because there was a faction within the Kingdom of Jerusalem (poliens) who thought Jerusalem was meaningless and that the kingdom should expand into Egypt.
While Jerusalem was held the poliens had no reason to argue, but once Jerusalem was gone a bunch of newcomers in the kingdom who knew nothing about the politics and economy of the region thought the best way to keep the kingdom together was to attack jerusalem head on with a massive army and get loads of people killed. The arguments shattered the cohesion of the kingdom of Jerusalem and as a result it never expanded again.
>Why do you think he sent his medic to Richard? Because he felt bad? He needed the guy to stay alive.
I don't buy this. Richerd the Lionheart was a massive pain in the arse for Saladin and his very presence in the Levant threatened the cohesion of the entire Ayyubid Empire, because he arrived right as Saladin's army was ready to disperse, and was charismatic enough to launch campaign after campaign, which Saladin wasn't prepared for. The only way he could win was by slowing Richard down and hoping the crusading army got frustrated, which it did. Saladin really didn't want Richard alive if he could help it.
On the other hand, Saladin put a lot of effort into having good PR, so much so that he was the figure of chivalry even in western Europe. He had several dedicated propagandists who paint him as the coolest dude ever, a guy who tells dark jokes, a guy who walks around the palace in his underwear, a guy who gives castles to little girls and so on. Sending his medic to Richard was probably a show of power as much as it was a genuine chivalrous act.
i don't think i can continue waiting for bannerlord much longer lads
>>181772063
(make this with bannerlord footage and logo on the color side)
>>181756740
maybe you should go back ;)
>>181765407
>So, Crusaders actually helped Muslims because they restored order among them and gave them a cause to fight side by side?
Not exactly, more like they gave a couple of despots a justification for annexing all the independent states left behind by the seljuks. But by the time the Mamluks had finally united Syria and Egypt (the main power bases of Sunni Islam in the 1200s), the Mongols arrived and suddenly the mamluks and crusaders were making secret pacts to betray the mongols. It was all realpolitik.
Funnily enough the crusaders created a period of relative peace in the middle east because the constant wars between egypt and syria finally stopped. Nobody wanted to send armies through the castle-infested, extremely well defended, dirt poor wasteland of the holy land anymore, so war stopped being as attractive to whoever ruled Egypt or Syria during that period.
last thread was the worst /mbg/ general.
>>181773247
no, this will be
c u c k
>>181773247
It's fine. Everyone worth a damn is already safe in the discord.
>discord
and thats how you concentrate cancer. good job reddit
>>181773806
>discord.
learn how to make a general even shitter with this one simple trick...
>>181773806
>discord
yep, they're still here.
>>181773806
>we made a circlejerk only five people are allowed in
>"safe"
Just go suck each other off since you're so "safe" in your safespace you cuck
Might as well make a /mbg/ subreddit at this point
>>181758346
95% of google translation
>>181774934
just fuck off, will you?
>>181767060
What? Yes there is, retard.
Is it real Mount & Blade hours yet?
>>181776387
It's always real knigga hours when the swadcucks go to bed.
>>181776542
>real knigga hours when the faction with the best knights leaves
something doesnt add up...
>>181776387
post kniggas
>>181776878
what is this? a knigga for knight vision?
>>181776878
>Biggie Smalls, minutes before the driveby. 1997, colorized
>>181777080
kek
>>181775403
You are a fucking newfag and should kill yourself.
>>181777628
he's right though
when you don't have a marshal you can talk to other lords and ask who they support as marshal and tell them who you support/if you agree with them, same as when a fief is up for grabs
>>181777628
really makes you think
>>181777714
>>181777728
Nigga that ain't a marshal vote.
>>181777840
>all the lords pick their preferred candidate and the one with the most cumulative renown from their supporters wins
>"not a vote"
>>181777840
really tinkers the thinker doesnt it
>>181775403
probably means this
which is in original M&B, WFAS, and some ported original M&B mods but the feature got removed in warband
In Dickplomacy, the brothel says there are x common women and x ladies working. How do I get ladies to work there? I assume they'd make me more money. But I can't just kidnap them like I can peasants. And if I take a castle it's not like they're there. What do I have to do?
>>181778627
>And if I take a castle it's not like they're there
they are, go into the hall after you capture it
if there's no ladies there if just means the previous owner was a lonely fuck
You didn't even try hide this, jacob.
>>181779252
holy shit
how do you get itasking for a friend
>>181779252
fucking nigger
>>181772307
someone already did
Any mods that give the dramatic feel and have the aesthetics of Neo-Classical paintings? I want to sack a pretty pseudo-Troy
>>181779252
wtf is this
>>181784384
the ideal male body
>>181784384
a future refugee rape victim
>>181784384
Captain Sweden
Posting in honour of Cao Cao until we get a good Dynasty Warriors mod
>>181787257
>Dynasty Warriors mod
>not just a regular Three Kingdoms mod without the meme shit
ooga
>>181673045
I have started new dummy character, here's my siege test videos:
https://my.mixtape.moe/iqxbav.webm
It seems work now. There are some looping procedures in mission template script to set the troops to Hold Fire mode for the AI. I have to set them to fire at will instead.
>>181712814
Siege in freelancer mod is still broken, I still don't know why. But they did use their bows and crossbow for a moment, then they stop:
https://my.mixtape.moe/vbvejo.webm
ripperoni
This general feels tainted now
>>181796471
that's because you're a newfag
it happens every few months, just report and ignore when it does
What's the closet mod to playing dynasty warriors?
I don't mind cheating my character's stats
>>181796628
just fucking play dynasty warriors
>>181796628
there's literally a three kingdoms mod
or just play tiger knight
>>181796583
thank you for being a rock in such hard times anon
>>181796628
12TH mod with imported character and brainy bots for lords
You got shit like HP regen and nearly infinite arrows at high skill levels
*thinking*
Was visiting the khergit lands to get my spice on. After noticing that every village I came across was on fire, it became apparent that every khergit village really was looted. This was definitely orchestrated.
>>181800687
too accurate for sand people
>enhanced fucks up the animations
>dickplomacy doesn't have freelance
fuck, I can't play without diplomacy but want freelancer
i play Dickplomacy
is better brothel or dye?
>>181804249
Brothels require more hard work but they're sure to give 500 gold each when fully staffed with peasant girls, not to mention noble ladies.
>>181804249
>do I want to fuck pussy for free and get paid for it
>or do I want to make dyes
>>181804346
does effect honor or virtuous rule?
>>181804384
I prefer make most money overall
>>181806809
>this will never be you
>>181806809
I can't wait for someone to make anime mods
>>181807461
I can't wait for you to die in a car crash
>Two handed axe with the three bags of heavy throwing axes for cleaving the skulls of horses because cavalry is for niggers
Fucking Swadians
>>181803020
>They removed Freelancer from Warsword
I'm still mad.
It's so nice to see characters move more like people do in Bannerlord gameplay, animation- and speed-wise. I cheated my Athletics skill up to 10 in my last save of Warband to overcome your character's sluggish default running speed.
>>181808781
>cheating
turn on can_run_faster_with_skills
>>181808781
Worst bait I've seen in a while
Just in case the 1257 modder guy missed it: The save with the broken friendly siege AI (Freelance mode)
https://www.dropbox.com/s/qyuy839neipk93i/sg00.sav?dl=0
>>181712814
>>181809232
>>181809236
Huh? It's not about a lack of skill or even using it to my advantage in battle, it's for getting around towns and interiors faster. I'd try setting every character and troop's Athletics skill to 10 if I could.
>>181811256
>it's not about cheating
>cheats
really makes you think huh
So I just got this in the Summer Sale. Does Swadia always get instantly raped by all of its neighbors? I wanted to be a cool knight but the kingdom seems to irreversibly fucked.
>>181813448
READ THE STICKY
so dickplomacy only has the two (3?) animations right? any more detailed mods?
>>181806809
If you look closely its a onager projectile hitting him
Does anyone know what kind of tool one should use for creating new animations to replace the native ones?
Id love to make a mod that makes combat more like darksouls and Im probably gonna be too lazy to do it, but would like to get familiar with an animation tool at least.
I know that some mods definitely have custom ones if nothing else at least dickplomacy, but google aint helping me.
>>181816591
blender
>>181816591
>dark souls
what mods are worth trying, non obvious ones please?
Im thinking of doing a run as a merchant/ trader
any tips? what should i avoid doing and whats the most efficient way to play as a trader?
>>181797084
>literally a three kingdoms mod
That has the fucking lich king and Riders of Rohan in it.
>>181820103
>most efficient way to play as a trader?
By raiding other traders.
>there never will be black moon chronicles mod
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8QXXB1Kt3E
ded
It must suck to be Harlaus
>Surrounded by enemy's
>Vassals at each others troaths
>Have to keep calling for feasts just to keep relations above water
>This leaves terittory undefended
>lose teritorry every single war
>>181825243
at least he's a meme
>>181819642
Solid and Shade for vanilla M&B.
>>181819642
The Last Days of the Third Age
>>181825243
More butter for me.
ardent 'mirin
>>181721003
>join nords as merc
>a new campaign starts
>it's a siege to curaw
>we got like 8 lords
>too bad they all got around 30 troops each
>vaegir deathsquad with 7 lords and around 100 troops each appears
>campaign ends
Is Vaegir the patrician's choice?
is anyone else having trouble postingon other boards?
>>181826617
>its another vaegir shill episode
getting tiered of these
>>181827316
I'm having trouble posting on /sp/ because butthurt janny banned me for posting his salary.
Can someone recommend me a non autistic vanilla overhaul mod?
>>181827610
>43
/sp/ jannies a shit
i just keep getting connection error on loads of non-/vg/ boards
>>181828197
Dickplomacy
"Nordic war party"
>playing Dickplomacy, the best sex mod for Mount and Blade that is available
>you can't rape your slaves more than once a day
>you can't impregnate your slaves to create more slaves
>you can't get pregnant
>you can let your army rape your prisoners, but it doesn't increase their morale
>there's plenty of slave traders but there's no option to BUY slaves
>you can't rape your horses or cattle
>only 3 sex animations
>you can't skip boring animations sex
>in a typical village male to female ratio is 20 to 1
That's bullshit.
Can you recommend me some good modding tutorials and guides? I'm mad enough to fix Dickplomacy myself.Feel free to suggest other improvements as well.
>>181828513
>30 troops each
>stand so far from each other they won't join each other's battles
so honorable
>>181828792
"high morality" type of ladies could an hero after some short time of "serving people of this town with their cunts"
>>181828513
30 Huscarls can rip 400 of a normal army apart.
Too bad AI don't get more than like 6 of them and they don't matter in autocalc.
>>181828792
I was thinking of doing the same thing.
>>181829063
Or they could just break down and accept their fate.
It would also be nice if there was a way to keep track of how many people they've served. Obviously it's just an abstraction but talking to some haughty noblewoman and hearing her say "I sucked 49 cocks this week" would be nice
Is nailing a swadian knight in the skull with a throwing axe the best feeling in the world?
>>181829723
No, the blind crossbow shots from across the map that manage to hit somebody are.
>>181829723
It's better with a siege crossbow from afar while he's mid charge.
What do you think about Sayazn? I really like the visual design but the bugs and running sounds are murder.
>>181831665
This is how i feel about Sayan
>>181779252
>run a brothel in narra
>stock it entirely with khergit ladies taken from nearby castles
>assassin attacks me in the tavern there
>probably hired by their fathers and brothers
>kill him
>he was carrying a "strange sword"
>it's a fucking katana
I didn't even know these were in the game
>>181832234
http://mountandblade.wikia.com/wiki/Strange_set
>>181832234
You can get the whole set in Rivacheg with Dickplomancy.
>>181832234
B-but there aren't brothels in Caldaria...
>>181790457
Ok, this is strange as fuck. In my game they haven't shot a single crossbow/arrow from the very beginning. I did saw like a few of them take aim though, but they never shoot.
I also noticed they switch to whatever other weapon they have, like rocks and put their bows away.
Is it possible that some "Hold fire/use melee weapons only" script turns on a few seconds in? I am not an scripting expert but is it possible to put on some automated script that forces the "Fire at will" command every few seconds or something like that?
>>181833980
of course not, they're just taverns and bath houses ;^)
Ok what the fuck is wrong with Regas. First he attacks himself, then when I marry him for being an adorable goof, the wedding scene doesn't actually show me being there, so he's just marrying no one.
And apparently feasts don't work with him. Whenever I try to start one, it ends the second dialog stops.
Did I marry a fuckin' ghost or some shit?
>mountain bandits decimate my army
>the leader literally rapes my character
gg
>>181834831
He bested himself on the field of battle.
Why is Dhirim best boy?
>>181835810
What is Dhirim worth?
>>181835909
Nothing.
>>181836027
>>181835909
Everything
>>181835909
About 200 swadian knights
>>181835810
bitch please
What the fuck is happening in there
>>181836409
Russian LAN party
>>181836538
>>181836409
They gathered the bois for some CS GO
>>181836409
3.5k
nice
>>181836409
vlan challenged druli to a squatoff the madman
>>181836409
If that's a feast, imagine all the young ladies you could get yourself
We're back
>>181842453
Are we though?
Are we really?
>Swadians
>when the battle is won, your soldiers have been cheering for 15 seconds but you press tab and it considers you retreated when the whole 125 enemies are either slain or KO'd and your party looses a shitton of morale and your companions become pissy
>>181843846
STOP POSTING THIS
>>181845029
>fighting with allied lords
>battle over, complete victory
>take out as many of their tier 7 troops as I can to continue my sabotage of this rotten kingdom
And there's no option for baiting your allies, something I do a lot. The Nords are too strong, and I will be the one to bring back the balance of power.
>inb4 it doesn't matter
Tier 7 counts for at least 20 tier 1 in autocalc. It matters.
>>181846170
>Tier 7 counts for at least 20 tier 1 in autocalc.
>autocalc a battle against 6 Looters
>20 Swadian Knights die
>>181833794
>with Dickplomancy
It's a feature of Native.
>>181847009
You can't get the whole set in one chest in Native.
>>181847107
Ah right, well that's a neat little addition then.
>>181847009
newfag
page 10
>>181852871
what bannerlord mod is this
Why is it any mod in the Workshop that adds more female soldiers to the game, always full of a bunch of spazs saying how "unrealistic" it is for women to be fighting, and demanding the mod be removed.
>>181853248
grognards demand that a fantasy game adhere to realism
>>181853004
warwolf 2
amazon mod when
I was playing that Custom troops dickplo merge posted in the last thread and once I finished training some peasants instead of regular bandits we were attacked by a shitload of tier 1 player kingdom troops that had no equipment. Weird bug seeing dozens of naked guys running at us.
>>181840283
>leading a horde of swadian knights
good man
>>181853554
>warwolf 2
There's a second one?
>>181854897
anon pls
>>181854897
yeah, for bannerlord
>Get caught glitching
>Admin joins in
>>181853843
Hmm, not what I'm getting.
>>181853991
It's called a gaggle
>>181843846
>>181853843
>>181857190
Ahh Jesus, found the problem. It's random what bandit troop you get and there's this bit of code that can get called as part of that:
(store_add, ":bandit_troop", "trp_looter", ":random_no"),
Problem is, I insert the custom troops before the bandits_begin variable, which for some reason the Turks decided should be trp_bandit, one entry AFTER trp_looter, as if looters don't count as bandits. I'm blaming them on this one.
>>181858114
So getting those particular guys is random? Can higher tier player troops spawn too? If I actually start a kingdom and change their armor and stats will they keep them when they spawn afterwards?
>>181859514
Yeah it's random, 40% chance basically with 20% chance of custom recruit and 20% chance of tier 1 troop. Even if you start your kingdom and give them equipment, it'll only apply to them if you choose the Male 1 Branch with 7 Tiers option, otherwise they'll still be naked.
>>181859981
Cool then.
Another bug I found is a bunch of red error messages show up as notifications when asking a lord to support your claim/defect to your side and eventually I ended up with only one dialogue option for trying to convince him to support some other random lord I hadn't even met yet.
>>181853843
>still less buggy than sayazn
well done jacuck
>>181858114
might want to move them all to the bottom of the list then to avoid any of that
Just downloaded jacucks mod
Whats with all those towelhead factions and mustachioed turks. If I want to rek shit without being a CHAd it seems like the way to go will be STR+bows in this largely ranged&pike based mod, is it not?
Is there a non-subhuman faction?
>>181861345
>Is there a non-subhuman faction?
jacuck is a nigger so no
>>181860851
Nah, there's good reason to place them where they (just after all the faction troops). The script for setting agent animations in the town streets scene for example will only set them to stand as guards if they're in that position. I'm just gonna move them before looters.
>>181861345
they're all shitskin factions, it's a shitskin mod
>>181861616
>>181861442
Shit. Are there at least chinks? Think I found some snownigger Finnish mongols already.
>>181861932
there's units that use samurai gear but they're niggers
hol up
>>181828792
Pls fix it. I also want either better sex vocalisations or non at all. They are pretty cringy tbqhfam
>>181861345
>>181863917
>>181864121
*smacks lips*
Bannerlord is vaporware
How is the after battle cash reward calculated?
>>181861345
There is a faction with kinda romans in the northernest isles
Im posting this movie in honour of the Caocao poster that posted in honour of the other two CaoCao poster until yall stop being so fucking gay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7Ov0HIMsZk
'n I'ma show you Japan was a black land
Oda was a black man
Cause that's the way that Kami made him
'n I'ma show you our history
It ain't no mystery
Just listen and you'll understand
In dickplomacy how to assign brothel staff?
>>181861345
Khaldim (i think that's the name, their Queen is named Shastavi.) is the only northern European styled faction.
>>181864732
They're definately Ancient Greek and not Roman.
>>181864672
>>181861345
>Central Asian mod
>no Russian Empire analogue to fuck up the muzzelmen
>>181864732
what were they called? i don't recall any factions looking like that
>>181865139
pls respond
BANNERLORD FUCKING WHEN? WHY DO THESE ROACHES MAKE US SUFFER SO? IF THEY HADN'T ANNOUNCED IT THIS EARLY WE WOULD BE MUCH LESS DESPERATE AND MODDING WOULDN'T HAVE DIED
>>181867061
>what were they called?
Can't remember, honestly. They don't have much territory
We won't get a release date during Gamescom. We get some campaign gameplay plus a "big announcement soon ehehehe" from ginge then we have to wait 'til 27th September for any more news.
>>181867414
these?
>>181870475
What's wrong?
>>181871646
>10 PD
>>181806809
>>181871646
>>181869643
If Bannerlord doesn't come out why didn't I kill myself years ago?
Checkmate athiest nigger
>>181820103
On Vanilla? Keep your party mounted for speed. Probably start in Tulga and utilize the quick upgrade of peasents to mounted units, then add other mounted units as you go (horse archers suck shit against any kind of armor that has range support). Buy ale in Paven, pottery in Hamar, Spice and Salt in Tulga. There are probably other places worth stopping in, but you can make good profit by just making that run: Tulga-Hamar-Paven with stops along the way to max your sell price. Set up Silk and Dye shops in Paven, Tulga, and other places that don't get taken over routinely. Attacking Caravans/farmers and raiding villages adds an extra boost but the relations cost isn't a great trade off when your trying to be a trader. You can hybrid: be a trader and merc, so that way you can do those merc things when your faction is at war with other people and that way you don't constantly get chased around for being an asshole.
>>181829723
Personally, I always try and take out their mounts before they get to my formation. It's a waste of arrows, but hilarious to see.
>>181872436
>implying you didn't
Welcome to hell boyo, take solace in the fact that norimes in the materium are already playing bannerlord
I've played 20 hours of the game since I bought it without checking here and my general opinions are
Nords are kind of dicks but make great infantry
Swadia best
Fuck the Khergits
>>181875160
>Swadia best
You havn't played enough, son.
Any decent R O M A mod for singleplayer yet?
>>181873121
Well I did try
>My personal hell is being stuck in 4chan forever waiting for Bannerlord
>>181876391
Bellum Imperii or Rome at war. They're both set at different time periods. Bellum Imperii is set during the semi early imperial Era, Rome At War is mid republic
>>181875696
I'll get there
I'm really enjoying the game though, I suck at hitting dudes with a sword while I'm on horseback though, loving the Lances
Sorry for blogposting but this is a fun ass game
>>181877540
welcome friend
have fundont forget, youre here forever
>>181877540
>I'm really enjoying the game though,
That's all that matters. Just be sure to convert to islam so that Erdogan doesn't shut down Taleworlds for being pro western
ded
First time on these threads anons, is there some way to modify companion stats to turn Jeremus into a demigod?
>>181881775
turn on cheats, go to Jeremus's stats page and press Shift + L
>>181881775
Morgh's, but you need to have a fresh save
>>181875160
>Swadia best
good man, i can tell you'll go far
ignore the rhodok shills
>>181882254
>tfw you started as nord
>tfw you didnt want to attack swadia
>tfw swadia got fucking assploded by nords in the first 100 days of the game
now all the swadian lords hate me
how am I gonna do to have my glorious breton empire?
>>181881969
This, but remember to take your headphones off first or you'll go deaf.
>>181877540
get nords for infantry, rohdocs for ranged and swadians for cavalry
Congratulations, you advanced Calradia to the steam age, because that rape train is gonna do work.
>>181882801
only if you shift+l past level 62
>>181882801
>he doesn't like the sweet sound of becoming a demigod
>>181883781
>now I am become death, destroyer of eardrums
>>181881969
>cheating
>>181883964
but the original poster was asking how to cheat
>>181884039
you can make him a demigod by making him go str every level, easy to do since he starts at such a low lvl
>>181883781
I ended up using cheat engine instead, he has ascended beyond demigod now.
>>181882928
Which is a bad idea. What level do you become again?
ded
>>181885665
cant really remember but its over 2000
>>181888529
2119.
This is the true hard mode. At this level, even the small bandit parties number in the thousands.
>>181889181
Does that mean you can equip yourself with plate armor and punch several thousand looters to death?
Hail traveller. News from the bannerlords?
>>181889679
If you reallllllly wanted to
It's not war, it’s a slaughter.
>>181890619
Wat do
>>181892914
Objective: Survive
>>181892914
i hope you have jeremus
In the bad timeline, Bannerlord gets delayed until it's released 2 years from now. After losing following with such a delayed release date, the game doesn't sell too well, and it is easily piratable. Taleworlds stops developing new M&B games and makes a fantasy RPG.
In the worse timeline, Bannerlord is delayed repeatedly until Taleworlds goes bankrupt and the entire project is scrapped, never to be picked up by anyone again. Bannerlord will always be a "what could have been".
In the worst timeline, Bannerlord will be released within this year. It will be so buggy, and missing several promised features, including ones we expected to follow from Warband. With horrible mod support comparable to what we have now, the game can't even be saved from disappointment by modders, who will most likely not even try in the first place with such a shit game.
So what's the coolest mod out right now?
>>181755259
Ok so where should I put the Skype mini-camera view while I'm playing m&b? Like which corner or in the middle of a side or something does anyone else do this? It just feels like it's always covering something important
>>181894854
The one that you like the most
>>181894959
Top right is the best. You're covering the minimap in battles but who needs it anyway.
>>181895434
there's a minimap? what.
>>181896085
press backspace during a battle.
>>181896365
Oh yeah it's a piece of shit ok
>>181897561
>it's a piece of shit
What do you want? an embeded youtube player? it tells you where you are and how that relates to the enemy.
>>181898032
No idea what that dude is calling it shit for, better than F3-F3, F1-F3, F2-F1 all the time
I almost would prefer a time freeze so you can really play your shit
>>181898415
just ctrl+f9
Where are the leaked screenshots I've heard about?
>>181899097
I got leaked bannerlord nuuds. Pay in bitcoins
>>181756363
Bannerlord setting is inside a mini ice age?
>>181892914
someone add the rolling death notifications
Is there a way to recruit lords and having them take their fiefs with them when coming to you?
>>181900912
>Is there a way to recruit lords
yes, speak to your minister
server when
Does Dickplomacy have Freelancer included?
>>181901728
only one way to find out.
>>181901447
when bannerlord comes out
>>181901447
>legendary katanas
>>181901380
Just to confirm, they bring the fiefs with them, right?
>>181904147
castles and towns yes, not villages though
>>181904147
if they defected to join you they will
if they were indicted no
Are there any bikini armour mods for mount and blade?
BANNERLORD WHEN?
Thoughts on With Fire and Sword? I started playing it last week and it seems pretty fun. I really like the pike and shot era combat.
>>181909948
It's breddy gud
hello
>>181907513
FUCKING WHEN?
Hey, new guy again
Goddamn am I enjoying this game, it feels really good to defeat nearly 60 Sea Raiders with only 20 men after they fucked me up for so long
I'm a bit unsure where to go after all the bandit hunting though. At what point do I know I'm ready to enter the mid-game of vassalizing?
>>181914004
Just talk to some lord and ask for some tasks so you increase your relationship.
>>181914004
Become a merc for a nation, then grow your riches and army some more from there
>>181914004
Pillage a village owned by a king
>>181882834
No love for the horse archers? I personally like to keep my entire army mounted, keeping them seperated into groups: cavalry, mouted archers, and pawns. Send the pawns in to take range fire, then let the cavalry clean up behind them, meanwhile me and my horse archer posse circle the main scrum shooting arrows into their backs. When the initial skirmish is done, I rally the troops to follow me and we circle around and do it all again. Tends to work on almost any army.
>>181917057
Also, the bonus marching speed is great for tracking down smaller armies. Should mention that terrain really matters with an all mounted army though. Don't want to get caught in a hilly/mountainous terrain.
>>181914004
Go into mercenary work for a kingdom of your choosing. Raid the caravans of the factions you're at war with, and make quick and easy ducats. Raiding caravans will lower your relations with the target faction, but your relation to them will be reset when peace comes. At worst, you'll suffer a negligible relations hit with their ruler the next time you speak with them.
>>181909948
I fucking loved the multiplayer gameplay (even better than Napoleonic in my opinion) but the campaign was pretty boring for some reason. Are there any good mods for it?
>>181920491
the captain co-op in WFAS is still better than the ported version for warband too
>>181755259
So, is Dickplomacy = the Diplomacy Mod+ Sex content?
Or is it just sex content and otherwise Native?
also are there versions of it for other popular mods? Can I be a rapist Orc in Middle Earth?
>>181922438
>So, is Dickplomacy = the Diplomacy Mod+ Sex content?
are you retarded son? yes, dickplomacy is diplomacy + a few other things + sex if enabled (check readme)
Can I be a rapist Orc in Middle Earth?
no, other big mods dont have dicklpomacy integrated
also, stop watching interracial cuckold porn, you filthy cunt
anybody knows how exactly the recruit prisoners system works?
I mean, I know you have a basic % of succes of 40%, and from that its +4% per skill level of Persuasion up to 80% max
but, someone told me your reputation with the faction of the prisoners also matter, anybody knows how? it is possible to recruit prisoners if you are -5, -15, negative whatever with his faction?
>>181926529
Anon is it really important
I need a loadout for infantry companions.
Onehand - Shield - Polearm - Throwing
How's that sound?
They've got high apts with everything and 30 str.
Would a two-hander be better?
>>181926781
in some mods there are special units you can only get from prisoner recruitment, so yes
>>181926932
I guess polearm will be better vs cavalry, and a 2h for a more high damage output, but I always think 2h dont perform well enough on cpu controlled units but dunno
How the fuck do I improve my standings with my fellow lords? I've got a good relationship with some of them but when I ask them if they have work they keep telling me "you're too worthy of what I have to do".
I wanna try to start to setup my own shit for my kingdom but if I have no lords on my side it'd be hard.
also, I heard of an exploit where you could snatch the entire kingdom of a pretendant if you kicked them out of your party, is that true? The Rhodoks have two cities left and had their shit punched in by sarraniggers, but I've got Uxkhal already so it wouldnt be too far apart.
>>181928924
Walk around your kingdom, if you see some dude fighting some other dudes go help the dude you want to increase relations with.
Also, ask dudes to follow you and go beat up dudes together. Go conquer a castle with friends or something.
>>181929047
there's jack shit going on, and since we've now taken all of Swadia the kingdom is pretty phat
we're not at war but the vaegirs been looking at us funny lately, and if we take castles and I vouch for some peopel it seems to work just a bit
is there no other way? I remember being given important quests often by lords and the king but that doesnt happen for some reason.
>>181928924
gaining reputation with a noble in order to, when creating your own kingdom, flip them, its EXTREMLY hard.
an example, in native: I got married to a qt, and I had +100 reputation with the father. I created my own kingdom, still +100 reputation with the father, we were family, I had enough right to rule to be in peace with all nations, high honor, highest renown noble in game, persuasion 10... and the man didnt want to flip.
In my experience, the most important thing to flip a noble is how he feel about his king. you can know that sending your companions to spy, and when they come back, checking 1 by 1 all the nobles and how they are feeling with his king. in my past example, the father of my wife, he was +77 to the king and like I said, he didnt flip. so aim for the negative ones or very very low, and even those will be hard to flip.
dont worry, when creating your own kingdom you will have A LOT of deflecting nobles from all factions, like random ones. so you can have plenty of vassals, but exactly picking 1 by 1 all the vassals you want, like being very selective, is not factible
>>181929694
it's not that I'm being very selective, it's more that there's a fair number of lords in general I'm in good standing with, especially nords and rhodoks (the latter is weird because we never fought alongside but we never fought eachother either)
>>181926932
H. Great Long Berdish is nice.
>>181931165
Lucky me, just looted 2 of those by raiding enemy caravans.
hmmm
>>181932313
>Khergit orgy, 1257 (colorized).
>>181882834
source?
>>181900686
what dis
>>181933554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_MSFkZHNi4
Is there a more complete feature list for Anon's Modded Diplomacy anywhere?
I dislike using mods if I can't see all the changes they make.
>>181889181
I attacked a bandit hideout at this level and my game crashed.
>>181790457
>>181834413
Recently I suspected that there's one or more another procedures in mission_templates script that change agents' weapon randomly for some reason, some troops can carry more than one ranged weapon, hunters for example, they have a bow and a slingshot, and I really don't know why the agents prefer slingshot instead in your game. In my game, all of my troops and the opposing troops use bow or crossbow during siege battle, but some of the troops (probably like 5-10 of them) do glitch out like in your game, sometimes. I still can't find that particular script procedure yet, because reverse engineering of decompiled script is difficult. Every local variables and name procedures are unnamed, so it's like finding a needle in a haystack.
In my patch, the script procedure that used to be to set troops to hold fire, now I have changed it to Fire at will right after the battle siege began.
This is the download link to my mod:
modded modded 1257AD:
https://1drv.ms/f/s!AntuMZqjoMfIhJYfj34Fz-Z8aQvNpA
and the patch, ver 0.2:
https://1drv.ms/f/s!AntuMZqjoMfIhJcw2UpAz0ZwbEDzLw
The patch is compatible with your original modded 1257AD, make sure you only copy mission_template.txt, the rest are for the update for my mod. Pic related is my mod btw, what do you think? It consist of environment textures and overworld map to make it less brown, my siege layouts scene mod, bgm mod so It doesn't play that mundane battle music all the time like in the original anymore.
ded again
>conquer my first town
>give the villages to my first two lords
>some time later, have more lands
>want those original two villages outside my town to upgrade and tax for myself
>can't find a way to take them back from my lords even as I've given them keeps and villages elsewhere
Isn't there any way to take your own lands back?
>>181940330
why the fuck would you want villages? they are never worth it
>>181940684
Building schools, mills and generally just to have them say m'lod as I ride through for one of my recruitment runs
>>181940684
>they are never worth it
>village shits out 3k and dozens of trained nords whenever
>>181940870
thats retarded, they add tax inefficiency thats just not worth it, you should only keep towns for yourself and give everything else away
>>181940330
Boot out the lords who own the villages for treason. you can claim their lands for your self then.
ded
How the fuck does pike bracing work? Please explain this to me.
>>181943745
What mod ?
Usually you just get your pike in and and crouch by pressing y (german keyboard)
Is there any reason to use a lance that breaks instead of a heavy spear on horseback?
>>181943849
Anon's Modded Diplomacy
>y
Well fuck, where I was supposed to even find that out? I heard it's B in some mods and I tried a bunch of buttons.
Anyway, thank you anon.
>>181943745
>>181943849
>>181944270
isn't it supposed to be Z ?
its the crouch button, crouch and you will automatically brace
Hey fellas, what do you think Taleworlds will do at Gamescom?
>>181941008
>>181940330
you can do the treason boot or you can just talk to the lord and ask if they would like to trade fiefs. you need to own a village of course to do that, and if don't want to hand it over, turn on cheatmode and talk to them again with the 100% option
>>181944270
z key
by the way, thanks, I had no idea there is even such thing(I registered my copy at 6/22/2011 10:06:56 AM
, pretty embarassing, right? %^)
Explain to me why throwing weapons aren't GOAT on a decent build for PooP.
> You can use them for melee.
> You can use them for ranged emergencies.
> They deal massive fucking damage.
>>181944715
send more of us to hades where we belong
>>181946148
I'm no Poopfag but I guess shitty range and ammo cap
holocaust- easier said than done
Why wont the nord faction be eliminated?
they have no towns/castles/villages, and have like 5 lords, but they stil wont cease to exist
Vaegirs got deleted a few days after the last castle was taken
>>181948869
Keep beating their lords till you capture em all or they fuck off to another faction.
>>181948869
>they have no towns/castles/villages
dont bully them
>>181928924
join to the faction at war with them
wreck their shit then let them go instead of taking them prisoners
this way you not only broing them up, but they lose relations with their king every time they are beat.
To add more fuel to the fire, take as much of their land as possible so lords will be left fiefless further distancing them from their king.
Then we you dont get the shit you want just rebel, take an another castle and leave it unassigned and the fuckers will be flying at you ass first for the privlige.
Then you just have to survive the onslaught of your OG faction, then start taking shit and distriubting them.
Of note: if using diplomacy, you can set the policy to very decentralized and very aristocratic (i think) to get a monthly +6 relations with all subjects.
>>181933884
enders game
Also, is there any mod that lets you build your own towns and demolish others?
Gotta have my Falconia
>>181950293
nope
>>181949918
>>181950293
I want to say back in the day, some mods tried this. But its reeeaaallly unstable or gimmicky, because the game's engine doesn't really handle new towns cropping up or disappearing.
>>181950293
>Falconia
Get the fuck out
>he said as he named his group The Band of The Hawk
>>181950293
IIRC Nova Aetas lets you build farms/castles
ded
I'm just sorta riding around with about 30 Manhunters and 20 Ratniks collecting bandits, selling them, and using the money to buy properties in towns (mostly breweries, some tanneries when the profit margin is wider) while doing random assorted quests. Is there anything more to do without joining one of the kingdoms?
>>181953821
>without joining one of the kingdoms?
Build your mercanitle empire until you can make it an actual empire.
>>181953821
>floris
nigga why
HOLY FUCK GUYS, INTERVIEW WITH ARMAGAN AND NEW INFO ABOUTcombat
https://www.gamereactor.eu/news/560183/Combat+in+Bannerlord+is+ramped+up+a+lot/?sid=481ed1a7c2d23dbb68ea05b479285ded
I want to break this guy out of my own prison, but guards won't give me a key.
>pic related, ruler dono
>>181954849
>Directional shield blocking
oh shit
>>181955025
>>181950075
alright
I still dont wanna get the nord's panties in a bundle since they're my fav faction, any way to make them more distant to the king without having to go to war with them?
>>181949918
>>181950490
>not bullying sandniggers wherever you find them
>>181955025
I wonder how it will play out.
>>181950783
At least you aren't trying to learn C# so you can make a band of teh hawk bannerlord mod
It's been a while since I've played Mount and Blade and I was thinking of playing some PoP, and I was wondering if someone could give me a super quick rundown on what the factions troops are like?
I've played it a decent amount but I can barely remember anything about the specific factions.
>>181882834
not him but question, aren't Mamlukes better than Knights on account of the fact that they're better equipped to fuck niggas up if their horse dies?
>>181955959
Reread the lore for fucks sake.
>>181914004
>At what point do I know I'm ready to enter the mid-game of vassalizing?
When you companions can train knights from peasants (aka companions have 21+ level and max training according to their Int) .
>>181956151
Reread it... All of it.
>>181956017
Any difference is minuscule they can be considered equal for all intents a purposes.
>>181937312
dude this looks fucking sick, I wanted to enjoy 1257 and it's modded variant but both were too messy and dull. this sounds really cool
>>181955959
Swadian Kniggas and Memelukes are literally the same unit, only the Kniggas take one hit more, while memelukes get to the battle location one second faster
>>181937312
The textures are prettty damn nice. Never was a big fan of the original bland map.
Speaking of which, I am gonna assume the Freelance thingy is then still broken?
Would reaching out to the mod maker about this (finding the correct script line) be at least worth a shot? Can't be worse than Cozur I mean...
I don't know how to mod. How hard would it be to rename all the factions, locations and kings/lords to make it bannerlord? I know we only know a handful of lord names but I'd just make up the rest. There would definitely be some Lord adfkxcb
>>181958142
Just let go
>>181937312
I have original 1257 and not anons version, does it work for that one as well?
>>181958489
I can't let go. I want to play Bannerlord.
>>181958142
Look at this you poor man, you ginger fuck. Are you happy now?
>>181950293
Any more webms like this? This is fucking fascinating.
>>181950293
Oh boy, you're in for a ride.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAL3JXZSzSm8AlZyD3nQdBA
Hello.
Prophesy of Pendor is fun but the early game seems so fucking janky. You can just walk up to an army with 3 men, attack them, and take their 30 high tier prisoners.
>no mods that lets you father/mother heirs
>no mod that lets me spread my legs for my noble fuccboi and then timeskip forward and fill my house with sons and daughters
>no mods that lets me be free of all these crappy lords
I want to build my own dynasty, not make some shitty patchwork tapestry
>>181956017
i see tehm as intercahngeables, in fact i have a stockpile of them when going against the swadians so my troops dont get demoalized
And part of the reason knights are soo good, is becasue even without horses (as in, durign sieges) they preform on par, or even above the dedicated infantry units of other factions (bar nords ofc)
>>181959453
go to the kids youtube, quality content
primitive technology
>>181960380
heehe funni horsh
>>181958142
modding hot tip:
get total commander
go to the games folder
alt+f7 (search command)
tick text
type in whatever you want to change
if it finds anything, open it with a text editor (like notepad++) and change what you want
If it doesnt find anything, try searching for different terms, but most likely you wont get a shortcut and would have to do it the hard way, so give up. May be try the same thing in your appdata or documents folder
Works on a suprisnig ammount of games actually.
>>181961421
delete that image
>>181959453
>>181959512
>dude built a fucking floor-heated, tiled roofed hut from scratch
>about to refine iron
Holy shit, makes me want to try it out. Too bad in urop you cant do it even if you own the forest.
>>181962465
why not
>>181962339
What's wrong with it anon, I liked that video
>>181962619
commies
>>181962079
I'm so excited to play bannerlord thank you
Fixed HA+polygamy+wifes companions is broken as fuck combinationI love it
>>181963238
>>181964319
And then she whips out a dildo and fucks herself.
>>181964319
This is overrated anyway
>>181964316
Whats the problem anon? You cant reverse search for an image on google?
>>181962619
as far as i understand, technically all woodland in the country has a chosen purpose (recreation, reserve, woodcutting...), and by purchasing it, you basically buy the right to do said purpose while also maintaining it. To change the woodlands purpose is a lengthly legal process and rarely a fruitful one.
On top of that, building anything anywhere needs a permit, and the lines on what is what, and what permits are needed are a convoluted one.
On top of all that "camping" outside of designated areas is illegal in many countries.
So if you bought a woodland and built a tiled shack like that, and someone found it, you can be screwed over by either:
-missusing/damaging woodland, squatting, building shit without permit, and i'm pretty sure many more, but this is the point i stopped researching the topic.
The only thing even remotely close i found are bushcraft excercises, but even those needs shitton of paperwork before actually launching a single expedition, and im pretty sure they cant even cut any trees down.
>>181962079
You realize Notepad++ can search in files on its own, right? You don't need an extra program if you want to search a whole directory of files for a string
>>181926932
only give the AI one melee weapon
they're retarded with more than one
thrown/1h/thrown/shield is good
>>181937312
>and I really don't know why the agents prefer slingshot instead in your game
AI picks ranged based on damage
>>181944270
>Well fuck, where I was supposed to even find that out?
on the controls menu
>>181926932
Unfortunately companions are dumb so dumb option are best. Shield/1h is overall best. Can add crossbow.
Single two-hander is devastating in companions hands but it makes them very vulnerable to arrows.
>>181966289
Welp, i learned something today
>>181967045
You could use something like military hammer and shield for easy control (I never tried that 2bh). Good ranged weapon (strong warbow or mw siedge x-bow) and 2 quivers of arrows/bolts do the job too (I tried this one)
>>181967780
Want to learn something else ? DO you know what the name of this dish is ?
>>181969258
it's melting Raclette cheese being scraped onto what i believe is salami and maybe potatos.
>>181969258
Harlus's special?
>>181970107
Cheese is not the same thing as butter.
>>181926932
Siege Crossbow, Bolts, Flanged Mace, Board Shield. Best loadout for footslogging companions; sit them on a hill as your fallback/rally line, let them use the crossbows, then if they need to engage or you want prisoners they can pop brothel-fodder on the head easily.
>>181970107
Raclette.
Spilling it on cold cuts denotes a lack of taste
>>181962079
>>181966289
>>181967780
IT HURTS ME TO WATCH PEOPLE USING COMPUTERS
>>181972760
I know right? This is why I use my iPad for everything, it's so much easier. who needs a PC in 2017 anyway
>>181972851
I didn't mean PCs; I meant computers.I may have taken the bait, but such is life with autism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCJGFO80yQg
Join the best regiment in Mount and Blade Napoleonic Wars!
>>181973352
I'd enjoy it more if it wasn't related to autism wars rp
>as someone who lives in north america you can either suffer high ping euro servers or choose from:
>retarded bot survival meme servers
>autistic roleplay servers with 30 slots
why the fuck did the siege and battle servers die
>>181974479
thanks 4 service
>>181974479
specifically talking about NW here, native is similar but not in as bad a state at this point
>>181973352
join your ass with my pelvis
>>181973352
Did you really pay some indians to do that?
>took Dhirim early in the campaign as Sarranids
>about 50 or so days later Rhodoks declare war
>Swadians attacking Dhirim so everyone goes to defend
>Entire Rhodok army sieges Shariz
>Try and defend it
>1150 vs 368
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>181975391
Dont try to defend Shariz, dont you know how much is Shariz worth?
>>181975684
..nothing?
>>181975684
Nothing.
>>181975732
Everything.
>>181975773
thats dhirim
>tfw you make your enemy lord's wife watch you fuck her daughter
>>181975684
But my only Fief is attached to it :(
>>181975391
That's what you get for helping ISIS.
>>181976593
Anon villages are not fiefs but cancer.they bring some change tier of income or actually they would bring it, but they are in constant state of being looted, so they never do.
So they only fuck your budget up with tax inneficiency. Also you are less likely to be granted actuall fief (i.e. town) if you already have a village.
What should I do with policy actually? I picked some stuff but I have no idea what's what here 2bh.help
>>181755259
I'm looking for a mod which has muskets and other firearms but takes place in the native world. I remember it not being 2nd world war themed, but more like the 17th-18th century themed. Anyone of you know something like this?
>>181980262
Calradia: Imperial age.
The Red Wars is a Calradia themed game that would be reminicient of Europe between 1918 and 1939
>modder making all of the ingame writing almost entirely illegible by using some odd ball font.
It's not even just using a more stylized or cursive font, we may as fucking well be using pictographs at this point.
>>181946148
And they don't take 2 fucking weapon slots.
>>181982098
they take 1, for 7 projectiles...
well, at least their range is superb
how do i bring ladies to my brothel? i took over a castle with a mother and daughter and all i can do it rape the piss out of them
>>181946148
pretty sure none of the thrown have secondary melee modes in PooP
>>181982890
depends on the thrown
throwing daggers, knives, and stones are way more efficient
>>181984501
Why would you want to change that
>>181984501
nevermind i found out and now im sad
>>181958683
No, the anon's version has brainybots script.
>>181984674
from that point of view it's 60 proj. for 2 slots
can you 1-shoot ahything with dagger? (with 10 p. throw).
2bh I never really tried throwing in SP
>>181986372
>can you 1-shoot ahything with dagger? (with 10 p. throw).
pretty much, stones are even better since you get 18 (20? with large bag) and do blunt
they're also fast
ded
>>181989487
After years of neverending grindfest over and over again I decided that I earned my right to export/import my char and never grind again. I just don't read books in new games.
Disgusting, no? :^)
>>181990204
>0 prisoner management
>3 leadership
Indeed, quite disgusting.
>>181990204
>over 30 of an attribute
>>181990801
>0 prisoner management
I understand why people like leadership ofc, but why the hell is prisoner management such a meme? It's pretty much useless, unless you really wanna run brothel.
>>181991153
it's free money
>>181990909
well, I don't take CHA on purpose (that'd be too much cheating in my book). So I just take 2 skillpoints/level now
>>181991212
there are few or more ways to earn $ w/o spending skillpoints
I need these skillpoints to make it up for non-existant charisma/leadership :^)
>>181991350
>well, I don't take CHA on purpose (that'd be too much cheating in my book)
>>181990909
>he doesn't play a 300 STR char
>he doesn't kill people barehanded
>>181991682
the most you could get legitimately would be something like 70~
there's also this you could combine it with https://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,366778.0.html
>>181991835
that's wrong kind of cheating, these are right kinds of cheating:
exp/imp. companions
plus polygamy (picrelated, best wife out of 9)
Hey, two question here. How viable are the Nord's as a faction in Vanilla? I like the idea of axing people a question, but I also know that typically not having cavalry is a great way to get rekt (no kerghits tho, I'm not gay).
Also how viable is not being mounted as a player? Again, that sounds like a great way to catch a bad case of "couched lance in the dick hole" but I like the idea.
>Dominus Hugu has renounced his allegiance to the Rhodok Republic and has joined the <PLAYER_FACTION>
what the heck? I don't remember even talking to him. He has no fiefs too. What a liability.
>>181993606
>How viable are the Nord's as a faction in Vanilla?
Sea raiders can fuck you up at first but if you have a decent nord army it wont be too much of a problem.
> I also know that typically not having cavalry is a great way to get rekt
Just invest in some athlethics and whenever cavalry gets near aim your throwable axes to the horses and shield yourself from their attacks.
>Also how viable is not being mounted as a player?
Its annoying being to slow but it isnt that bad.
>>181993606
>How viable are the Nord's as a faction in Vanilla?
I guess it's question about field battles since they ftw in siedges.
Pretty much 100% viable, but it's sometimes boring (takes years between you and enemy engage each other on battlefield)
Horse is great for players, if you don't want to fall for couched lance meme, use unbalanced twohander or bow or something like that. Actually horses give enough momentum to make almost anything strong (as long as it's not shorter than said 90-100cm)
>>181990909
You can level INT for the additional skill points instead of just raising skill caps dumb frogposter.
>>181994117
>>>Floris
>>181994117
Go to your captial, he'll be waiting there for you to confirm him and (maybe) give him a fief.
>>181758815
>Not being a Lord in France and crusading against heathens on the side when things are quiet at home
Ahaha serves you right for not being good enough to be established on the continent you scrub. And once I'm done crusading I can then merc myself out to the Latin and Teutons or Poles for extra dosh before finally going back home.
>>181997380
Nah when I finish the crusades Im gonna be a blacksmith or something.
>>181991625
dumb frogposter
>>181998070
>>181998023
Of course you will be, you're probably not even a knight you commoner.
>>181999292
>chinless nobleman trying to talk shit
>>181974614
Just join a regiment, thats the only to have fun there anymore.
>inb4 le autistic meme
theyre pretty normal and nothing is that autistic desu.
>>181999292
Im actually the bastard son of some crusader noble so I got a shitty fief in a state full of cuck lords.
>>181999534
I will literally ride you down and you will not have the means or psychological capacity to resist my armor and training.
>>182000517
Well are you gonna jump ship or what? I really hope you are not serious about smithing.
>>182000880
I just need a pointy stick and your expensive fucking horse will fucking shit itself when it hits my stick, so much for riding me and the lads down ay?
>>182001079
That's why I mentioned psychological capacity because most hut apes didn't have the wherewithall to use massed pikes. You can't honestly think you could resist a knightly charge, ludicrous.
muh exp
does anyone know how to fix the glitch where all the lords have the same face?
i really dont want to fucking restart my campaign because of it and i dont know what causes it
>>181999534
>peasants
>mfw memelukes are wastly superior to kniggas when it comes to capturing prisoners
>mfw made a horrible mistake commiting to 15 kniggas and now broke because these fuckers kill everyone with swords
>>182000880
>Well are you gonna jump ship or what?
I basically retried the >>181758815 siege and if I lost I would fuck off to greece, spain or the byzantine empire and renounce to my oath but surprisingly we won and Im gonna see if I can get some good relationship with them or capture a castle for myself and then fuck off.
Seriously, the crusaders are beyond salvation since the saracens army is realistically efficient in organizing campaigns against us.
>>182005094
Why not rhoduck seargants and alt+tab to shitpost when they harvest prisoners? Even cheaper. Slavery isn't my thing but alttabing is very viable tactics overall
>Accidentaly press the tab key while defending in a siege
>fug.png
>All the enemy lords are weakened with most having less than 20 troops
>I somehow got like 60 troops unwounded
>Manage to capture 5 lords and other 3 escaped
>>182005094
>Not keeping a club on hand to get your own prisoners.
A smart leader knows if you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself.
>Sarranid Sultanate is no more!
>>182009653
>>181914162
>>181914183
>>181918136
I see, thanks all
I was mostly concerned about my reputation because I didnt want everyone to hate me forever, didn't know about the rep reset
>>182009653
>>182010243
>>182011014
>>182009653
>>Sarranid Sultanate is no more!
>>182011303
>rhodok fags have to resort to present day memes to outmeme swadian patricians
face it, mountain monkey, all you're good for is hiding in your castle smeared in shit
>>182011514
>swadian
>patrician
These two words don't mix, butterboy. But it's OK, your boyfriend still thinks you're cool.
>>182005094
Why not level Slaver Chiefs? I have a decent amount of them mixed with my cavalry and I got too many prisoners theyre falling out my pockets
>>182011514
>all they are good is your major activity if you wanna win shit out of the game
I hate these jewish dirty tricks, but I respect how hudge pain in the ass they can be
BANNERLORD FUCKING WHEN
>>182004287
Starting siedges (and not only siedges) with "Infanty, Hold your fire" is as good idea as I think it is? Mayby I'm missing something?
I can't help it, but I feel that throwing stuff is mostly deadly to its owners (if owner is AI).
>>182013628
make melee hold fire/use melee, camp archers and make them fire at will/use ranged
>>182011782
>>182012618
>uhh im totally not a rhodok guys praise grav- i mean harlaus haha
>>182013710
that's what I do, difference in survivability is impossible to miss
I wonder if there is good time to order infantry to fire again? You know when column of calvary gets stuck in tripple row of husclars. This might be good moment (and distance...) to throw
>>182014036
I'm not a rhodock too, go-I mean guys
I ride a horse and I love my bow
>>182014151
on the field you should tell them to hold fire/use melee till the enemy infantry is within throwing distance, tell them to fire/use ranged then swap back to melee for closing
>>182014372
really makes you think
>>182014601
what you do when you are forced to charge with infantry? I usualy form 2-4 rows of infantry, put archers behind them and then I press 0 and spam "advance 10 paces"
>>182014801
F1 micro if i'm playing a mod that has the newer version of PBOD where divisions can attack other divisions by placing them near them, F1 micro and charge, though it depends how the battle is going
>>182014894
F1 micro and charge otherwise*
RIP Swadia, Suno is about to be dicked by 400 Rhodoks
>>182014894
oh, so that's what that "hold this position and attack enemy archer divisionand return to the spawn point when you done..." means :^S
>>182015181
yeah but it's better for them to attack them till they retreat and then order them back, unless it's the last wave or they're causing a rout
>>182015292
>better for them to attack them till they retreat and then order them back, unless it's the last wave
right, AI often does fully retarded manouvers at these moments
last question (I think) do you order your cav to mount, just in case?
>>182016075
why would you dismount your cav
>>182016120
I mean they sometimes dismount on their own if it's set on "free" (which is default setting)
In native this was worse, but in dickplo they sometimes does this shit too, when they spawn in front of realy nasty hill etc
>>182016234
they only dismount if they can't move if they're stuck on something
really you should make them hold somewhere and use them in situations they'd be useful
>>182016317
I think I do, In case of emergency I pack my party with cavalry (fully) and order them to charge. On my defense, I try to don't use S. Knigas, it's usally mixed V. Knights, Slaver chiefs, lancers and other t4 cav and sword sistersthey staemroll everything anyway,
without commands, good AI..
>>182016758
if you're playing dickplomacy or some other native mod with formations, then it's less about AI and more that there's hardly any anticav troops in native
I'm thinking of buying Warband but have a couple questions. Ithere any difference between GOG/Steam/Taleworld versions or can I just get whatever
Are mods like Diplomacy recommended for a first playthrough or should I just go vanilla
How viable is wearing heavy armor and hacking people up with a greatsword? Usually I see people complain about Rhodoks being strong and they seem like horse archer types. Besides that it seems everyone uses lances. I know it's not realistic but will I be gimped if I want to run around stabbing people like Achilles?
>>182016854
I can't say you are wrong here.
for something completly different, Vaegirs are something else in defending fiefs. I had mixed t'shit' troops in my disposal, literaly everytime, no issues at all...
actually I used commands 2-3 times maxwhy t. words hates slavs? I'm slav ":^(
>>182017813
just play the game dummy
>>182017815
picture from this steamrolling
>>182017813
gog/taleworlds are drm free, taleworlds even more so
just play vanilla to start
>How viable is wearing heavy armor and hacking people up with a greatsword?
that's usually what happens to most people on a first playthrough
>I know it's not realistic but will I be gimped if I want to run around stabbing people like Achilles?
no
there's a free demo anyway
>>182017815
>why t. words hates slavs? I'm slav ":^(
on earlier versions swadians and vaegirs were the only two factions and TW never really bothered to revise vaegirs
>>182018089
>on earlier versions swadians and vaegirs were the only two factions
you mean warband beta? or vanilla beta?
btw. making game dedicated for Slavs is interesting buisness strategy ( Slavland is literaly homeland of piracy, second just to China)
>>182018514
when the game was still called warrider
>>182018089
>>How viable is wearing heavy armor and hacking people up with a greatsword?
>that's usually what happens to most people on a first playthrough
I think most of people starts with mounted lance, 1h sword and shield heavy cav. character, at least I did so. I never seen anything like it and I was amused for quite a while. Plus ofc full cav. army.Actually I still think that's pretty awesome feeling to charge like that.
>>182019784
it's usually either that or bow+2her
i think lancing is more common in the original due to how it worked in that compared to warband
>>182019784
noobs don't know how to couch lances though
>>182020091
game has it on automatic by default
You guys think there's any risk of market saturation if I own dyworks in Praven, Tihr and Sargoth? I'm pulling pretty good money in Praven and Tihr but I'm wondering if I should diversify?
>>182022875
I guess it's gonna be ok unless you'll sell buy materials or sell velvet in these cities. Prices will drop little by little but it's normal. If you wanna try something else, mayby linen factory can make some $ in Praven? It's half of dyeworks price iirc so 200-300 income should be ok I guess
How much persuasion is enough? I got 6, playing dickplomancy.
>>182022875
You gotta think bigger. Undercut your competition until they go out of business, then buy up every dyeworks in the kingdom until you have a total monopoly, then raise prices sky high. Use your proceeds to fund the largest army the empire has ever seen, and take the throne in a bloodless coup as your enemies supporters throw down their arms for lack of pay.
You will be the king in purple, and all that is colorful will be your domain
>>182023526
1 is too much
Having my own kingdom culture changed to Khergit, the enlist patrol option from the constable always gives Swadian troops. Is this a bug, or am I missing something?
I haven't been on /mbg/ since March
What have I missed?
>>182024591
nothing much
>>182024591
fuck all
>>182023526
>>182023727
0 is not enough - honorable lords won't come, ladies are even more bitches, and so on
I should've take 2 points from patchfinding (no cha so small= fast party anyway) and 1 from wound trateament (or even 2)
>>181990204that's considering that my npcs don't have party skills at relevant level
I'm trying to blunder my way through Warwolf and I've gotten to the part of the main quest where you find your little sister in a brothel and you get attacked. Do these bandit leader fucks respawn infinitely?
/mbg/ is dead
Post Anzu
>>182014372
>meme helmet
>>182029250
fuck off
[dickplo]
What does wealth excatly do? does it even have any impact on party size? I have two lords one with +700k wealth, other with less than 50k. Both have around 200 party size appareantly (peace last 1 month or so now)
Poor guy is kherghit, does it matter?
Second thing- AI lords never put a single solider into their garrisons, I have to take care about them all. Doesn't matter if it's 40 or 400 crew. Why? They regen. their parties alright.
>>182030539
>implying this is meme helmet
>implying there is anything not fancy in its look
>implying I would not spend shitload of gold for meme set just to throw it into chest and never use
I could hover over chest armor but I'm sure you belive me anyway
>was stupid enough to take a "capture a lord" quest
>spend 29 days culling the Sarranids
>16 lords taken down
>not a single prisoner
>companions having autistic breakdowns because I missed one invitation from marshall
>any lords I find just chill out in their castles
>one day left and we make peace with sarranids therefore nuking the quest
Why do I even bother?
>>182031745
speak with random foreing caravan, and demant toll from them, this will trigger war w/o usual annoying drama (with relations, honor drop, etc)
Sort button would be a godsend for me.
>>182032060
it's something distrubing in this graphicsthin horse legs and armored yellow shors
and helmet looks like some cage
>>182023526
I just level that bitch up to 10
>>182032060
mod?
>>182023997
I hate swadian so much
>>182033239
k y s
y
s
>>182033239
Why? they are overall nice faction. 11/10 field troop, 7/10 ranged and 6/10 infantry. All t5 w/o retarded wages or something like that. Don't hate them because Haralus is mentally ill.plus AI always is gentleman and pack garrisons with 50& of kingas and field armies with 50% of inf/x-bow so you never have issues with fighting them
Which faction actually has the best archers?
I thought it was Vaegirs and I went with them this playthrough but I've been fighting against Nords and their archers seem to be pretty fucking brutal too.
Which is better?
>>182034414
vaegirs one imo, but just for a little bit (n.v. archers are underrated as fuck). They are little bit less sturdy but have better killing ability (fire rate, damage, accuracy). I can't say which is better in melee (probably neither), people say that nordic ones, tho. Btw, sarranid m. archers are behind them but since they stopped to carry javs they are bretty ok, too.
>>182035176
I mean v. marksmen have bit worse defense than nv archers but quite a lot better attack.
>>182032946
my own mod >>181937312
>>182034414
Rhodok Sharpshooters
Nords have the worst Archers stat-wise
>negotiate a truce
>they immediately re-declare war after the NAP ends
>I had to pay them off with 60.000 the first time, now they want 70
>>182036189
but x-bow men aren't precisely archers (and I think he meant archers only)
As for stats, at best as important as gear, and here nord v archers are pretty ok. (2h for melee, mail shirts, bodkin arrows plus over 60+). And last but not least, they are cheap and t4. That's seriously pretty big thing sometimes.
>pic unrelated.Right time and place to be (example from Tulga),
>>182037570
battle won, 2 seconds later I took jav in the head for 82 dmg
that wasn't good time and place to be for sure
>>181980262
Nova Aetas
Anyone doing this? Pic also related current map for upcoming event.
https://www.reddit.com/r/mountandblade/comments/6jjb3s/the_churning_of_war_calradic_campaign_18/
>>182038645
>directly linking to reddit
go back
>>181757884
>>181973352
>He paid Indians to do this despite the history between India and Britain.
Fucking Glorious
>get as many high level archers as you can
>initiate siege and just have your archers sit in front of the walls shooting until they run out of ammo
>retreat and repeat until no more defenders left
Literally works every time in every mod, what a fucking meme.
>>182039008
pretty sure there was a counter-mechanic for that in PoP
>>182039008
>abusing game mechanics
dumb cheater
>>182038645
just fuck off, please.
please.
So what is the best faction for a complete noob?
I bought it during steam sale and I don't know which to pick. I like the look of the west european inspired kingdom but the guide for noobs says its tough due to how expensive everything is and the fact everyone wants to take their land.
>>182039056
yep https://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php?topic=177350.0
been there forever
>>182039008
unless the AI gets their little friends on you while you retreat and raise the next siege
gotta invest in that enginering
>>182039008
when you fight versus jews or nordswith decent diff settingsyou always meet the point when everyone of them is dead except 100-200 seargants/husclars
so you repeat the pattern
but their shields just won't break
so you repeat and repeat and they won't break for shit
eventually reiforcments appear and you must flee
you need much more cheese to win with themI unironically have 14 engeeneiring and tactics,
>>182039919
forgot pic of wtf I'm trying to say
>>182039582
If you want to stick with one factions' troops I think Swadia/Sarranid Sultanate/Vaegirs, from the easiest to the hardest respectivelly. These 3 are all around factions while remaining 3 (Rhodocks, Nords, Kherghits) has their specific strong and weak points. Using them might be sometimes tricky.
If you don't insist on usinig just 1 faction'd troop the formula is- Swadian Knights on field battles. Rhodock Sharpshooters+ Nord Husclars for siedges.
>>181787257
CEASE
so...a world of ice and fire or a clash of kings?
>>181954287
looks like rome 2
>>182043575
Depends, Acuck us alright if you can disregard how much of a triggered snowflake Cozur is.
>>182043575
>Lindy
>Crossbowman
>>182043875
Is this better then?
>>182044087
Too bad there isnt a proper British faction for Lindy memes
>>182044269
muh longbows
>>182044269
what's your meme troops? longbowmen are taken by slavs for whatever reason turks had.
So something naval mayby?there is 10/10 teadrinking bong faction but you never meet them because they live oversea
Can someone recommend for a few mods for a first playthrough? I read the OP but there is no list of recommended mods
proof that my wife felt from the heaven
>>181992754
How do you get multiple wives? Mod or some bug abuse?
>>182044892
Sharia law
>>182044892
dickplomacy mod
>>182044653
Everyone plays Floris after getting sick of Native. Then every one moves onto Prophesy of Pendor after they get sick of Floris. Then they try VC and go back to Floris again.
>>182044653
pls respond
>>182044816
just in case, I didn't mean "the best out of all 9 wifes at all"
she is the best fighting wife
yup, fair and square :^)
>>182045826
there are like 50 Floris mods, which one do you mean? "Floris evolved"?
>>182045826
>tfw I've been playing native for 6 years and finally moved to dickplo few months ago
is this very autistic?
>>182044626
>the player is from britbong land but he got tired of killing natives and having yellow teeths so he went to Calradia.
>>182047076
>they don't drink tea with milk, he realised suddenly
>nor tea
>"bloody hell"
>>182047076
There's actually a couple of factions in the lore that aren't shown in the game outside of companion backstories, namely Geroia and Balion(albion), Custom-Battle Konrad is from britbong land. Maybe we'll have some neat mercenaries from there in Bannerlord.
>>182048517
>Geroia
and this one? Georgia or something? I read that there was neat kingdom in Caucas neighbourhood once (Xc or so).
>>182048517
Is the Nord homeland also named?
>>182039596
>they are coming out of the castle
>better only bring one arrow
>proper time and place, Amerrad
>>182049095
Yeah, Nordland.
>>182049015
Might be, they have Counts and some form of engineer college judging by Lezalit and Artimenner. Nothing else is written basically.
>>182049280
I felt off the stairs because of pathetic skillz
horsefuckers ignore me so far, probably because I have no hoofs and such
>>182049642
just as I predicted, they realised me when I hit one with my saber. Not so stupid for common animals
>>182049805
he got me when I've been recording my epic victory,
rude
>>182048517
Thats actually really cool, it does state in the beggining of the game that you travel from X place to Calradia so if only Telltale was competent enough (or a bigger copany) they could release different M&B inside the Calradia universe.
>An east asia land with three dinasties, khergits, and nips
>A new world land with the Mexica empire, Mayas, Toltecs, Pueblos, Incas, Cherookes
It would be pretty nice desu.
Where can Iread full dickplomacy feature list?
>>182050724I would like to know aswell
has there been an south america mod?
>>182051029At least knowing is there lesbian sex would be enough.
-ubstab
-brothels
-legit sex
-rapes of few kinds
-broken 'dyeworks always work" meme
-some impossible to undersand shit with formations which you turn off anyway, unless yu are mit gratuate
-new 2 kinds of outlaws (two kind of troops in each, ~200-350exp for kill)
-polygamy
-hiring wife as npc (if she is adventourus one only)
-more kinds of bandits happen to attack you when you go to pub (from looter to 134exp worth brigand)
-patrols
-reqruiters
-policies (another stuff too smart4,me)
-3 kind of guys that you can hire for help in ruling ur kingdom (military, finacies or policy specialised)
-second househod stash
-diplomacy horse speed (i.e. they slow down at low hp)
I missed some stuff for sure, but, everything is described in notes menu or in camp menu or in txt in folder
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>>182051662
ye
going around Calradia plundering the sweet halls of maidens is fun
>>182052259
horse archer ai
>>182052945
So, I can finally play as finns without gimping myself?
>>182052945
fuck, I forgot the best, plus I benefit from it all the time literally
it's crazy how much better it is
>Pic unrelated, I forgot how usefull these may be sometimes
>>182053315
yes
you tell them to charge and they enter a never-ending cantabrian
>>182052259
>-hiring wife as npc (if she is adventourus one only)
how to find out if she is?
>>182053315
you are gonna scare shit out of continent at 1240 golden horde/10 level of being scary
go all out and max bow in build for companion(s), if you will rely on regular horsefucker troops, they are not that much better, since they are poorly equiped etc etc
I won't even start about how reliable they are in siedgesthey still have it :^S
took me week to make round from Narra(included) to this place. It was all their
>>182052290
>Those faces
Did you censor it yourself? Why? I think you can post nudity if its in spoilers.
>>182053805
they wear fur 95% of the times, ask bards about remaining 5% (not even kidding). Fur means she is adventours for sure. no fur still left slight chance that she is adv. despite no fur (I think)
>>182054013
janny banned me before for doing so
>>182054079
brofist lol (another anon)
>>182053909
I got around, Ichamur, Tulga, Baryie, all castle, not straight south :^)
Oh my heck, what do you even do when your faction isn't at War with anyone and your army is to big to catch bandits?
>>182054748
Put some of your dumb slow nerds in one of your towns/castles and ride around with your good boys
>>182054748
>put your troops in your city/castle
>roam around with 20 of your best men, Knights, Sergeants, etc.
>go farm sea raiders
>>182054893
I don't have a city/castle the disgusting Rhodoks took it from me
>>182054748
I grind companions and me (and wifes in the last gameplay)
or I start the war
>>182052259
What about firearms? There is weapon proficiency.
>>182055049
>I don't have a city/castle the disgusting Rhodoks took it from me
they still have it and there you let war end?you don't deserve it
>>182055118
I never seen one (nor want to see)
>>182055206
It was 1200 vs 300 and the war ended pretty shortly after they took it :(
I'm getting ready to fuck them up because the truce just ended.
>>182055496
I don't want to be bitch but 1:4 are not hard ods when you defend fiew- unless you have no tactics at all and your garrison is mostly low-tier
>>182055118
it has a handgonne but i dunno where it is
>swadian vassal
>slowly expand and conquer all other niggas
>suddenly find myself in war with everyone else
>can't even cheat a peace treaty
Nigga what the fuck
>>182056306
>become Germany
>surprised when everyone else allies itself against the expansionist threat
Nigga what the fuck
>>182039008
literally only works in native
>>182056457
meanwhile my factions keep low profile when I devour one after another
I'm Germany in Europe made out of Czech Republics only.
Nice, but pretty boring 2bh.
>>182056201
It was early into the game and not many of the units were above tier 3.
>>182057012
I guess the best low tier infantry would be nords and ranged would be rhodocks, btw. You are helping actively during siedges? (i.e. stay near ladder's top and smash shit out of them or shoot them from distance or something like that).
Jokes aside siedges sometimes go wrong, shit happens. After every war there are catle or few with garrison at around 50 shit tier units. Find something like that and siedge it.
>pic related, sometimes it's easy to lost hope when you don't see whole picture:
>>182003878
>>182057950
I have quite a lot of time in this game, I just got hit at a shitty time early on. The bulk of the Rhodok forces hit us while everyone else was defending a different castle.
We just finally declared war against them though and I've already dumpstered two full armies.
>>182058170
I don't get why you are attached to
1. fief, particulary non-rich town kind of fief
2. any faction, but your own
make your stairs to the top out of their corpses
>>182060035
When I start a new playthrough I like taking the first fief I get, and putting a lot into it. I always get my relations up super high and use it to refill my armies when I need to and treat it as kind of like a small little home, and since the Rhodoks took it I need to fuck them all up.
>>182060035
Maybe he wants to fuck the daughter of the king without having to be tortured for a whole year?
>>182060035
Never post this faggot again
>start new game on dickplomacy
>go grab strange armor
>two out of two boyars I've met give me collect taxes quest
>mfwI don't care if it's blatant exploit, gonna give it to them back after starting my kingdomalso, what are best enterprises and where since apparently velverworks got nerfed hard in dickplomacy?
>>182060035
fuck off griffith
>>182063190
tavern and bathbungabungalow
>>182023126
Noted, thank you
>>182023593
Reach heaven through violence and silks
>>182064236
Please, I don't want to burn every village just to get workers
Mount & Feast when?
What are some good mods anons?
I've played perisno and warsword conquest
Actually never really played much vanilla
>>182064861
talk about starting from the bottom of the barrel
>>182063286
>STRfag telling superior CHAd to fuck off
How's that arm doing?
>>182064861
Good mods are subjective, what setting would you care to play in? Prophesy of Pendor, 1257 or just play vanilla with Diplomacy, that's a given.
>>182065135
What a faggot lmao
>>182065103
well i liked the warhammer mod. the setting is great for roleplay.
>>182065135
The high fantasy in both of the ones I mentioned is pretty good... Perisno has dragon mounts.
I'll check out PoP, what's your favorite?
>>182065408
Try floris evolved
I'm getting the next thread ready.
>>182065787
?????
>>182065235
The average STRfag's reply lmao keep slogging in the mud at the front of my army
>>182065408
I like all three mods to some extent, PoP is definitely the best optimized and polished though, definitely worth a go
Anime shitposter alert. If the next thread comes early or contains anime in the OP, report and ignore.
>>182065850
haha defending some faggot this hard, why don't you marry him if you like him so much lmao
>>182065850
>I like all three mods to some extent, PoP is definitely the best optimized and polished though, definitely worth a go
Have you read the lore book?tl;dr
>PoP is a good mo-
>>182066602
who are you quoting?
>>182066289
>wants someone to marry a man
>calls other people faggot
woah, might want to put a few more points into intelligence there
>>182066486
It's shitty LOTR fanfiction, you're the chosen one and have to ally with the elves if you wanna "win" the gameThe path og sodomy is also open, get Knights of the Ebony Gauntlet and remove knife ears
>>182066702
what if we took ymira and made her eat lots of butter until she got fat haha does anybody have any pictures of something like that haha
>>182066816
all I got family
>>182066702
Holy shit what
>>182066602
>plays on reduced damage to self and allies
>astonished that things are easyonly 3 more
>>182066702
what is this faggotry
>>182066602
>archers on top of a steep hill
>lancers on the bottom
is it more than just that?
>>182067061
>he actually thinks that's reduced damage
PooP is literally that easy
>>182067061
What is this, Ymira for ants?
>>182066939
>>182066939
>>182066939
New thread
>>182067061
>reduced damage to allies somehow makes your units deal more damage to enemies