/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

First for PoP is the dark souls of Warband mods

>>182066939
>>CTT for Dickplomacy
is this actually working or is it buggy as fuck because dickplomacy is a piece of shit

This Rhodok soil

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>>182067349
>or is it buggy as fuck because dickplomacy is a piece of shit
???

>>182067349
No feedbacks on it. So it stays for now

>>182067476
>make a change to source
>shits itself upon compile
quality

Why are all the female companions so hateable except for Katrin?

>>182066939
>8 women on the team
bannerlord confirmed for trash

>>182067538
you have to compile with compile.bat not build_module.py

>>182067603
i know

>Try to play vanilla
>It sucks
Im so used to mod features that I cant go back to it.

>>182067578
They never speak without being spoken to and shake their butt amicably.

What's the problem?

>>182067679
then there's no reason it wouldn't work
i've made changes to the dickplo source no problem.
when you say "shits itself" do you mean the unused variable messages? because you can ignore those.

>>182067791
>you can ignore those.
AT YOUR OWN PERIL

>>182067791
because it compiles but it does things that shouldn't happen
changing item order by 1 in source should not matter
do it in dickplomacy and it fucks up the item order like it would in text editing

>>182067683
only play vanilla for the memes

>>182067578
KatrinxBunduk best ship

cao cao

Any essential PoP starting character configs?

>>182068218
uninstall poop for starters.

>>182068218
1. A rough and mysterious figure
2. Left you to fend for yourself
3. A bard (also brings you to the best rumour value,
4. Too many enemies that seek to end your life.
You now have 9 looting and the game is trivial

>>182068218
pathfinding is pretty much a must, trainer is nice to have.

>>182068218
Wow you can get 9 Looting.

Looting is OP tbqh senpai

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>>182068218
i don't even remember what i picked but this is how geared i got after an in game week
truly the dark souls of mount and blade

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Are houseguards in >perisno supposed to have 200 proficiency or 400? I installed the mod from steamworkshop first and patched it from moddb later but they still show as 200, but a friend claims theirs are 400.

>>182069297
what the fuck do you think nigger

Any reason in PoP to take riding above four?

e.g. some exotic mounts?

>>182070067
The truly tanky mounts like Netherworld Chargers take 7 riding IIRC

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>>182070067
yes

>>182070413
From what I see in some of the posts the mod seems to be extremely overpowered, is it? And is it fun anyway?

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>>182063190
Dyeworks in Rivacheg should still be top-tier, unless Dickplomacy did something with the raw silk production in those villages. Also Ironworks and Oil Press are ridiculously underated, even in Native (I think the dyeworks everywhere idea was mostly a meme, as oil and iron workshops can get the same relative net income for the investment depending on the town).

Sure things: dyeworks in Rivacheg, ironworks in Curaw, and oil press in Veluca. Check cities as they go to see what enterprises are the best, if you can't find one that pops out, put in a brothel.

>>182066931
Great pic. Didn't think Klethi had fanart, and Ymira looks cute but not super hot (she has the long face like in native).
>>182067061
>>182067229
I think that pic is overrated, Ymira is made too hot I think, and she isn't even blonde in that pic.

>>182067578
>>182068030
I do like Katrin, and especially her relationship with Bunduk, but Katrin's biases against others are bullshit. She has no reason to hate Bahestur, and while she has an understandable dislike of Firentis' past, she's a bitch for not accepting his willingness to atone for his past. The only character with worst beefs than Katrin is Alayen. Deshavi is a bit of a bitch too but atleast with Rolf she has reason, I don't know why she bullies Borcha though beyond him being a bit shady.

>>182067683
Native is great up until you have to manage fiefs and a kingdom, then the lack of Diplomacy-added features is painful. Early game Native is just fine though, only major annoyance is no guildmaster/elder option from the menu.

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In dickplomacy, is there a way to turn off negative points towards me when I rape other lord's daughters and moms? I'm at -100 with everyone I meet no matter if they are from other kingdom.

>>182070413
>Speed: 39
terrible

>>182071352
>this is a real mod
nice. here I am playing PoP when I could be playing something that sounds fun as hell

>>182070875
Yeah, I played it a lot. But it is a bit harsh and/or silly at places. And the dev is autist, but that's pretty much a given when it comes to people spending a chunk of their lives developing modifications for indie turkish games for no monetary compensation.
I do like it mostly for two reasons:
-early game (which is my fav. part) takes longer
-even at very late game there are still things that can challenge you seriously, you can't just get 150 knights and roll everything solo.

A few general tips:
-especially early on quality>quantity. 40 village recruits are a dead weight. With a dozen tavern mercs you'll be able to fight much more, and outrun the rest.
-young <location> nobles are a very cost efficient cavalry that can be leveled into a real rape-train (Adventurers). If you wan't to stay low-ish cost stop your leveling a step before that.
-always ask travelers and bounty hunter for rumors. One of them may give you treasure maps, other sell good troops for a discount prices
-I'd stay on the top half of the map early on, heretics, cultists, slavers that hang out at the bottom will fuck you up pretty well. Easiest bandits to farm in order: just south or Marleons, NW corner, NE corner.
-keep checking the victory conditions page, it updates spawn rates of enemies according to how much you killed them only then for some retarded reason.
-you can join knighthood order, there are several, once inside city/castle go to the inner keep, they should be guarding the doors instead of regular guys. Once you grind their quest enough you can become grandmaster for special shit.

what music do you like to listen to while playing?

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>>182071352
>wants to be a rapist
>doesn't like the consequences.

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>>182071352
>friends

>>182071352
>wah why do my actions have reasonable and predictable negative consequences?
If you can't take the hate, don't be a player.

>>182071679
In-game music.

>>182071679
TOMORROW

>>182071352
Are they honorable? You shouldn't lose relationship with anyone but the relatives, iirc. Di(ck)plo changes honor so honorable lords hate you if it's in the negative.

>>182067683
because native is all-round pretty terrible

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I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.

>>182072217
Dynasty?

>>182072217
>inafter dynesty warriors mod

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>I like what you are saying and want to subscribe to your newsletter

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>>182072282

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I'm posting Show Show the Cow Cow until we get a good Fallout universe mod.

Training lance is pretty good.

Blunt damage lance gets some nice bounties.

Now if someone could just mod in storage to inns that would be great.

So, I'm very confused.

I decided to do a typical banner replacement. But for some reason the banner has changed on the units. But the flag itself hasn't, except when you get close to it, then it changes to what it's been changed to, and as you get further away it becomes translucent until it becomes the original.

wtf is this?

Playing 1257, and Ive not been able to find a good spear for thrusting, anyone knows where I can find one? Most weapons are either axes or swords.

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>>182071696
>>182071750
>>182071719
>Khergit Khanate has declared war on Spurdo Supremacy
>Vaegirs have declared war on Spurdo Supremacy
well fugg this might be the end of my bath house operation, I should have listened.

I've found something in the Custom Troop Trees Dickplo mod. You can get rich by selecting the option to close your brothel multiple times before leaving. The lady gives you 2000 denars every time you select it
Please fix

>>182073372
>I should have listened.
your mistake was not being audacious enough

>>182067578
Ymira based. Fuck you.

>>182072338
I still do not know why PoP does not have freelancer in it and the mod creater is to much of a faggot to allow some dude to add it.

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>>182073594
>generic rich slut #4945
>based

Is there any possible way to get fiefs from other lords after the fief has already been awarded to them? I managed to get Curaw as a Vaegir lord but did not get Rebache or Bazeck. I could get some of the surrounding castles/villages by conquering them during wars but I'm wondering if there's a way to get Curaw and its villages without letting an enemy conquer it, re-conquering it, and then playing politics.

>>182073863
gays not welcome

>>182073916
You can trade fiefs with other lords, IIRC, but you need to have something worth trading for.

>>182073689
because all of the submods for PoP have to be "in-house"
ie they aren't running diplomacy or PBOD, they're using their own things

>>182072217
Cao Cao is my favorite Dynasty Warriors character

>>182073916
If you defect as lord of Curaw, you'll keep the town any any territories attached to it will become unassigned which you could get. If you have other villages outside of Curaw, you could ask the lords of the villages near Curaw to trade for your other one, if you want to consolidate your fiefs. In general if you have a town, don't worry too much about the villages around it unless they are in horrible economic shape (although that's par for the course).

Is the Gekokujo in the pastebin the best version?

never

>>182074454
Thanks for the advice on this, I hadn't thought of asking for other villages and then trading for ones nearby my town.

>>182076323
gonna

>>182076749
give

>>182076926
a shit

NEVER

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tfw blood & steel 2 never

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>>182072217
just play Tiger™ Knight™ instead

>>182066939
>tfw no qt gf to play Mountain Blade with

>>182077479
gonna

What's the best enterprise? Should I just go dyeworks for velvet in every town since I have the dosh to throw down or is there an art to figuring out the best enterprise for every town?

>>182077884
fuck

>>182077884
give

>>182077928
in general dyeworks are always the most profitable except for a handful of towns
if you just ask the guild master what every one would profit and go with the highest profit every time you'll be completely fine, at least in native

>>182078064
Chill out bro

>>182078104
What about in Diplomacy/Dickplomacy?

bannerlord never
accept the inexorable pull of death

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>>182078176
Nah fuck you

>>182077638
that's just what swadians need

fucking atst walkers

>>182078212
probably the same
just pick the one with the most profit every time

>>182078273
Calm down man

>>182077638
>milanese plate with a heaume
that's nasty as fuck

>>182078332
thanks anon

>>182078619
xenoargh is not know for his sense of aesthetics

>>182078212
Ignore dyeworks meme. Check for profits everywhere but Rivacheg. Even in the other cities that have a staple enterprise like Curaw.
Or if you feel like razing the entirety of Calradia, brothels pretty much everywhere but Rivacheg.

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>>182078441
FUCK YOU

>>182077638
>last news about 2.0 were in March or so
FUG

>>182078992
Just relax dude

>>182077638
>blood & steel
Is it good or is it just wacky at-st´s?

Can you please stop shitposting already

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rhodoks are white and based

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>>182079178
its fun_

>>182078892
Well, profits are pretty consistently high for dyeworks in Curaw (which I have) when I ask about enterprises. An oil press or toolmaker come in second. Should I just check the overall profit like the other anon said and go with that or is there a trick I don't know?
Also, what's special about Rivacheg?

>>182079178
I'd say it's one of the most enjoyable mods out there.

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>>182079223
The days of Rhodok bullying is over. Now WE bully

>>182079393
piss cheap raw silk

>>182079393
Check highest and go with that. Rivacheg is special in that they shit out the raw material but don't process it, so dyeworks gives profits in the 1000 range.
The same applies to Curaw where you usually want to build in ironworks, but depending on RNG something else might be more profitable.
If you feel like working for it, brothels give a flat 500 when fully staffed, so they're usually the best choice aside from Rivacheg's dyeworks.

>>182080416
>Take chill pill bud
Now you made me want that chill pill.

sincerely, some other guy

n00b here, how do I find bandits to fight early-game? My party is 30 soldiers, I think its too big for bandits to attack me anymore.

>>182080035
yeah but brothels require you to enslave people and that's mean
I'd rather invest in honest businesses for the file I'm currently working on

>>182080856
Camp their hideouts.

>>182080856
Shrink your party. Switch to cavalry units. Solo sea raiders.

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>>182080664
Chill at the tiki bro

>>182081013
enslaving commoners doesn't drop your honor, so you can go for it unless you roleplay good guy

>>182081291
I'm afraid that I developed habit or two and I can't just "take a deep" breath" anymore (literaly and not). That chill pill sounds more like my stuff

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This kills the cavalry.

>>182081523
This isn't Red Alert 2 senpai

>>182081781
>cntrl+left click
no more tree

>>182081512
Drink some tea/coffee and play some mount and blade

Productive enterprises in PoP are worthless. 300 gold/week? Garbage.

>>182081317
I roleplay good guy

the calradic empire quires a savior
let me be that savior taleworlds
please

>>182077928
Dyeworks are alright because velvet is always high value except for a handful of towns, but the investment cost is high. Many towns you can get a reliable income from less-expensive enterprises: ironworks and oil press especially can be more cost-efficient depending on the city.

>>182079393
Both Curaw and Rivacheg will have high profits for dyeworks, because the primary production region is Jelkala, which is far away. Rivacheg is the most ideal because there is also raw silk production along the northern coast which the Vaegirs aren't really making use of. Same with Curaw and ironworks, Curaw has a lot of cheap iron which makes ironworks profitable. With Veluca, oil press is great for the same reason, that area produces a lot of olives so the raw materials are the cheapest.

In general, if you can afford dyeworks everywhere, go for it, but if there are other good alternatives in towns choose them first, keep your enterprises diverse and it won't mess with the market. I think that's the best if you don't want to manage business too much; if you want to go a full merchant playthrough you might want to try manipulating markets by holding your warehouses closed and the like, but that's too hands-on for me.

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Daily reminder that Alt+Enter is safer than Alt+Tab

what happens if you express admiration to more than one lady while single?

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what should i put my points into

>>182086796
>iron flesh 10

>>182086796
put some in INT irl

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>>182086796
>ironflesh 10

>>182086796
Nord players, everyone

w-whats wrong with iron flesh

>>182086598
Nothing.

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>>182086796
>10 PS

>>182086796
>>182086935

>>182087098
It's useful, which means it's casual-tier. Literally nothing wrong with it, though I usually stop at 5.

>>182086796
inventory management

six more horses

>>182087098
2 more health is literally nothing if you play with normal damage to player

its like putting points in tracking

>>182087378
>tfw tracking could be good if defeating lords actually meant something

>>182087098
those 10 (ten) skill points would be more useful spread across power throw, shield, athletics, inv. management, and possibly looting, path-finding or persuasion

>>182086796
+1 cha, +3 agi, rest in Int
4wm, 5 leadership and lot of skillpoints for +2 bonus for party skills

Both Jeremus and Firentis complain when I sell slaves. Thinking of getting rid of these cucks. Who to make party surgeon? I guess Ymira will complain too?

>>182088251
Jeremus, Firentis and Ymira are some of the best NPCs. Just stop trading in slaves, you filthy Telvanni.

>>182088251
Bahestur have shitload of spare points even if you make him full combat character with really point hungry build. And he has 12 Int at start.

Playing PoP

I bought a treasure map in Rune

Went to Rune

How do I use this thing?

>>182090723
ok I just walked around and found it

turns out the city is really small

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>>182073863
Whatever homo

>>182088251
Any INTbitch makes a decent surgeon. Marnid is usually mine, as he's low level to start, and while he's supposed to be a merchant he sucks at it and has shit CHAa so you might as well buff his INT and make him useful.

>>182089139
High INT at the start sucks for making an INTbitch though, as you don't get the extra skillpoint every level you're raising their INT. It's only useful if they were set to be an INTbitch to begin with anyway, which isn't something Bahestur is ideal for since he has no particular INT-skill specialization. Artimenner on the other hand, is maxed in Engineer (4 for his 12 INT), so in 3 levels to get him to 15 INT to raise his Engineer, you'd have had 5 unused skill points availible to invest in other INT skills as well (whereas with Bahestur you'd be playing catch-up regarding INT skills as he had no specialization). Artimenner can make a good medical companion, which is nice as he's one of Jeremus' rivals.

>>182091136
good post, not 4 ants

>>182091136
>ymirafags cant even get their waifus hair color right

>>182067578

Matheld is somewhat viable knock-off for honoroable lord until you don't have enough of proper guys- she's not as moody as regular shitty lord

>>182091473
to be perfectly honest I'm speaking from position of my own int bitch. I make 8 companions pure combat and Bahestur just have just spare points pretty relatively early (as well as Alayen and in contrary to Bunduk and Jeremus). I should've add that this pure combat builds are HA for them all, too :^)

>wearing >60 armor
>Noldor ranger hits me for 128 damage
fuck this game. PoP a shit.

>>182093072
truly the dark souls of mountain blade

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>>182092590
Oh, that's true, Bahestur is the only companion that is set up at start for horse archery, so he wouldn't need investment for that. If you do want some INT task for him, Trainer is a good dump stat for INT, he's generally a high level, and regarding normal troops, trainer stacks amongst all companions so end-game having all your companions have some training skill really helps to quickly train recruits.

What's the best way to set up companions to be lords?

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>>182093072

>>182093905
mind you this was after my armored mount got one-shotted out from beneath me so don't give me any of that speed bonus bullshit.

I guess this game was designed to be played with player bonus.

never

>>182094083
>I want fewer OP immortal units in my roster
but why

>>182094161
Hah! Good one.

>>182094161
how do i join them

Installing DICKplomacy bros

what am i in for

>>182095301
unbridled faggotry

>>182095301
shut up faggot

>>182095301
using your boi hole for the pleasure of your men and the men of your superior enemy.

>>182094552
isn't it ideal to set up the companions you don't want to use as lords though

I just thought about something. If you never ever do something that upsets even one of your companions and never appoint them as lords, you can have all 16 companions in the game. They will complain about each other but never leave because -2 mod from 2 hateable neighbours gets offset by one likeable companion.
On the other hand, playing like that is extremely boring. 2 int bitches specced into pathfinding and medic, 2-3 fighters is how I restrain myself.
Also, can you sell your female companions to TAVERN AND BATH in dickplomacy?

>>182094014
yeah, I neglected trainer a litlle bit- and that was not that good idea
same goes for my char and no persuasion at all

but since I'm shameless and granted myself right to never start from the scratch ever again:
>>181992501
>>181990204
it's not a big deal (and oinly because of that)
I

>>182096228
always end up with all the companions in 1257, but it's nice having a solid heavily armored infantry core of 25~ unkillable warriors

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I met this girl in the bar and she came back with me to my camp

where is the sex button

>>182095301
make 1 save of shame, cheat 600cha and 10 persuasion on your char, check what and you you can fuck. Keep families together- better rape scenes

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>>182096494
dickplo has answer for your question, particulary if yo plan additional 8 chars tp be soliders
this is overkill, grindy and too late to complete 100% and mayby even not worth it at all unless that's the actual goal (not conquering Caladrai as usuall.
my youngest wife at pic related, 3 levels away from mw warbow

>>182097983
and exp is running out...
(only 1 nord castle outrsiede the picture)

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>>182098391
I

>>182094083
Usually setting up Companions to be lords is a mistake, as you don't really benefit from it as they have neutral personalities and no connections with the nobility of Calradia.
>>182096228
The single friend does not offset having two rivals, everyone would be miserable. Also morale checks can occur when you're not doing anything so you could still lose companions even if you aren't directly doing things they dislike, if party morale is mediocre. Basically the scenario where you do have everyone in your party is essentially untenable.
>>182096812
Enable lewd in the Camp Menu from the world map screen, then in the camp menu select the "walk around camp" scene, and talk to her there.

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>two factions left, including mine
>makes me think

>>182099698
faction name?

>>182099910
>23k Nords

England, I assume.

>>182099910
It used to be kgd. of Uxhall so just changed it for Kingdom of Dhirim when I got Dhirim for me.

>>182100072
that's a 123 and 119 dummy

>>182100379
sh-shut up

>>182100331
2/10

I am using dickplo, how do I get companions to read books?

requesting the juan estiban vs. the zulu video for posterity

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>>182100654
I'd take solid 2/10
I unironically I hate giving kingdoms and charaters names, proof related

>>182101141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezl2yg6i-Jg

>>182100331
>he doesn't try to come up with at least semi creative names.

>>182101263
the day the randal died

>>182101263
Never forget

>>182101536
Calradia is godless
it exists outside of our matrix

>>182101589
TODAY THE GODS WILL DECIDE YOUR FATE

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>>182101321
I kept trying, it usually ends up like this

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>there are people In this thread right now who don't unironically fight to save christendom from the subhuman sarranids.

>>182101673
i wonder what their polytheism is, maybe they're all mormons

>>182101589
>>182101673
>>182101853
there are many references to a monotheistic God among the nobles and tutorial merchant in M&B
only the sea raiders mention multiple gods

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>>182101820
>Implying im not going to brutally _tug your wife in your bed.

>>182076467

To add to that, I'm not sure if trade fiefs is a diplomacy feature. So if it's not available, you can defect, then assign all surrounding villages to you, then put yourself under a vassal protection. I think that should work.

>>182102198
>implying i'm not tenderly loving your mother in the missionary position for the sole purpose of recreation

>>182102012
It's because the kingdoms in the game probably just follow a Calradia version of whatever faith their real life analogue follows. Swadia/Rhodoks/Vaegirs/Sarranids follow one god, Nords follow many gods, Khergits follow some abstract meme concept and worship horse dick

>>182102229
it is, but I tried it twice (trading village for casle didn't work, trading castle for village did (or town for castle, I don't remember now)

>>182102636
they worship tight horse rectum according to my intel

>>182101820
heretics?

here?

Gregor, get the cross.

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>>182102636
>worship horse dick
>this isn't an option in dickplomacy

>>182102946
If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.

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>>182101234
Not a big fan of those faces, although the ones I was using are horrible sameface. (I was trying to change the skins.txt file to make the morphing having more effect, and it does work some but doesn't seem to effect the NPCs, although I haven't tried a new game with it yet.)

>>182101536
>>182101820
Fuck off on all levels.
>>182102012
The reference in the Merchant's tutorial quest simply refers to "the heavens" which is generic as fuck, and the Merchant also disregards your response anyway. Religion obviously doesn't play a major part in Calradia beyond lip service by the moralistic and superstitious.

>>182102698
Lords will only accept a fief more valuable than the one you ask them for. So you can never ask a lord to trade his castle for your village; even villages will only work if your village is noticeably more prosperous than theirs (and they still want you to pay them a bonus for their "inconvenience").

>>182102450
>implying im not going to hold hands with your daughter.

>>182103165
>Fuck off on all levels.
Rude, but nothing less than expected from a dung worshipper.

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>>182103182
>going to hold hands

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>>182103165
both mine and yours are better than original ones and yours really look good
> sweet lady Aliena agrees with my point (without a lot of enthusiasms, but still...)

>>182103182
DONT YOU DARE

I can't say that my lords overdo it with defensendig their fiefs. They'd probably say something like "quality over quantity" if I could bitch about it

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>>182104671
damn, I always forget
I wonder what "defenseding: means too.
Packing 9 soliders into garrison during 1-2 weeks of peace is probably good example of defensending

what does it mean when you ask to be affiliated with another lord?

>>182105340
You want to affiliate their benis to your angus, you know what I mean?

>>182105912
no
no I do not

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>>182106295
>do not
I'm pretty sure you do

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ded

>>182110047
What's going on in this picture?

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Right time and place, Bariye if I'm correct.
My point is that it's a difference when you give your troop a hand a little. Many of the fiefs have spawn point on countryard and it's nearly always packed with t5 distance troops.
Sorry if I'm stating obvious shit, but we are at page 10 and mayby someone doesn't know that anyway

>>182110592
Actually it's something originally Nordic, probably Jamiye castle

>>182110439
What you'll see right before hearing "BOOM HEADSHOT"

>>182110713
nope, that's Almerra Castle
and last fight with Kherghits (which looks like Rhodocks for some reason)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCJGFO80yQg

Join the 41st today!

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Noob playing Vikings story mode here.
>piss off traitor jarl
>get free boat
>too many troops already, make a refuge in noobville
>eventually get three boats before starting danmark part of story (can carry 65 troops)
>bad jarl wants me to get 200 troops
>at around 100 now
>not enough bandits in danemark to keep up with increasing costs
>too many troops to go over to england without wasting a ton of money
>not enough money to buy another boat
>can only buy one more boat anyways
>too many troops to use my own boats
wut do?

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>>182110439
Arrow above the left eye, because too CHA for helmets.

>>182111018
Downsize, ship out and then reestablish.

>>182111018
>noob
>vc story mode
oh shit pham what are you doing

what kind of people do I even try to lead...

(two pictures taken from different angels at the same time)

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>>182113356

I'm sure I added this picture...
"I'm sure I garrisoned 100 archers ..../spoiler]

mayby we just deserve each other

>>182105340

Did you Google it yet?

>>182116130
What's google

>>182111145
Just mod item_kinds1.txt to have head armor rating on chestpieces.

>>182119363
and rename it to plot armor

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This has probably been discussed so many times here and I apologize for this, but I'm an /mbg/ newfig so here goes. What's the best way to garrison a fort so that it can defend itself against auto-calc (where you just watch it from the overland map) sieges? Can 700 recruits stand well? How about 700 tier 2? Is auto-calc studied enough to know the best value garrison? The ones I see are just pure speculation.

>>182116931

You can Google that too!

>>182121562
T2 and T3 are the best per-cost for garrison wages
castles and towns have no party size cap so spam away
archers get a buff in defensive siege autocalc

>women
>coding

the game's fucked

>>182122562
Armagan's wife was the only other dev besides Armagan before Taleworlds expanded

>>182121562
last time I checked 700 whatever guys, even peasants, made AI never ever attack a fief. It was many patches ago, tho. Rule of the thumb is that you don't use autocalc. - it will always be very unfair for you.
Throw 400 t3-t5 infantry and archers there and alt+tab/alt+enter for the time of the battle. This is the closest viable thing to autocalc. that I know. Odds/tactic skill/even particular fiefs may change outcome of this method, it's not something that works everytime and everywhere.

2bh, even if siedges get fuken boring after 100th or so, they are such an exp feast. Shake your disgust off, grab something sharp and heavy, find yourself good spot at the top of the ladder and spam overhead slash. It's normal thing to get whole level in one battle, even at levels 35ish and more.
AI often does something pure retarded very often, to miss that. For example half of their arrny gets busy fighting caravan so you can attack remaining paries and break siedge before it's even started.
Siedges are like shits- all stinks and look ugly but every one is bit different than the others.

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>>182119363
That's lame. Although I did edit the Sarranid Cavalry Robe to have more leg armor than it did natively (stupid how a "cavalry" armor had less leg armor than an archer vest).
>>182122476
Didn't know that about defensive buff in siege calculation, that's nice. I agree with you on t2-t3 troops, my favorite is to have equal parts Nord Trained Footmen, Vaegir Skirmisher, and Rhodok Trained Crossbowmen. Those have always seemed to be solid garrison forces in various scales (I usually go 50/50/50 for castle and 100/100/100 for town garrisons).
>>182122562
I think the woman in the OP in particular is a graphic designer/artist, not a coder.

>>182123329

Well I don't mind unfair auto-calc since I'm at the point of the game where I can throw 200 tier 4 into the grinder and have another wave ready in a few weeks. Companions with trainer is really, really, OP.

As for what you say, I find that I get sniped by some javelin or arrow before I could farm the stack.

>>182122476

Thanks for the tip with the archers. I'm training horse archers because of how OP they are everywhere but melee. Should match up perfectly.

>>182124943
Horse archers are bad for garrison duty because being mounted greatly raises upkeep costs for troops, and if they are in a garrison they don't use the advantage of being mounted (speed). It's alright to have some cavalry in a garrison as a reserve force you can pick up if needed but not as the general stationed defensive force of a fief.

>>182095301
daily low poly fugging.

>>182122562
She's not american so it's okay.

>>182124943
sometimes it's tricky stuff to find yourself good spot. I have it little more comfy since I play archer (still, sometimes you take bolt-suprise in the head)
But I know what you mean. When I'm more or less sure that fief has decent garisson in comparsion to invading army, I just hide somewhere and alt+tab for 10-15 minutes.
Whenever I tried autocalc. the result wasn't just "unfair" or "too costly", it was literaly plain retarded. Mayby it's fault of Good AI, mayby dickplo, mayby shit works this way, no idea.

btw. whenever I can afford it, I keep 120-150 heavy cav, in the fief, pretty often I'm able to stop siedge before it starts (classic move with half of AI army chasing caravan suddenly and this kind of "good AI" tactical manouvers...)

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dumb khergits

>still no M&BII release date

>>182126703
>M&BII

>>182125092
please excuse me, but as self declared HA expert and fan I just have to put my tl;dr in this (you).

>>182125092

even considering the fact that dickplo fixed HA a lot, kherghit troops (archers) have hardly anything that they are good in. Hard to train, shit gear, high cost, anything t4 or better on horse deals with enemys' HA better than the same HA. Black Kherghit are more like funfact since you can't easily get them.

But npcs HA...they are OIP as fuck when you will put some heart into this. They are scary with attacks and at last they are great at keeping safe distance between them and enemies. I tried to order charge and let them deal with various kinds oif parties - only well trained Nords are tough for them (arrows wasted on these big shields eventually => swithing to melee => getting rekt due to too many Nords who could stay alive (behind that hudge shields). But I mean 50-60 size t5-t6 parties here..)
Their best show are Black Knights, they get owned since half have no shields and/or rides saddle horses. (Tb h I wouldn't know that Black Knights are strong if exp for 1 and hudge renown boosts after battles)
Once in blue moon they don't spot edge of the map and stuck there, that's only error in their script that I spot so far. (1 full gameplay)

even considering the fact that dickplo fixed HA a lot, kherghit troops (archers) have hardly anything that they are good in. Hard to train, shit gear, high cost, anything t4 or better on horse deals with enemys' HA better than the same HA. Black Kherghit are more like funfact since you can't easily get them.

(1/2)

>>182126764
HA HA HA

>>182126816
as in horse archers

>>182126764
good news, (1/2) is my mistake, and that's all of my excuse for essay about HA

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>>182126816
well, I fucked up formating and as usuall there are typos (and complimentary sentence that even I have no idea what it means)

to put it brief, horse archery ftw if you give it some love and don't spare few coins for gear

plus you can turn polygamy on and make yourself quite big HA unit (multi-purpose unit, they ftw at siedges too)

>>182127202
that's alot of queens

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>>182126546
you are like a little baby

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Playing The Eighth Elohim is regrowing neurons in my mind. I can feel my IQ increasing as I drift off to sleep. Amazing.

>>182127608
>Wait, what is happening?

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>>182066939
>Ladies edition
which taleworlds girl would you fug?

>>182127336
they are devils, don't get tricked
they even do the same cheap shit that I do (like leting enemies get close and headshot them from point blank range. I guess you play(used to play) dickplo so you know how enemy parties can use formations (loose single row taiga bandits). But these ladies and guys still do just fine.
Ofc I'm hyping, they earned my hype

>>182128086
literaly any (and probably 1 or 2 guys too)

>>182127608
is this what happens when the full power of the quick rundown is realized

>>182128086
>no white girls
I'd let number six watch from the corner all tied up and plugged as i hold hands with a redhead

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miss of style, category "ranged" :^)

I make her wear this chunk of iron, because there has to be someone to bully in every group

>>182128086
That cute redhead in the middle

>>182128086
4 > 2 > 3 > 6 > 7 > 1 > Frank > 5

>>182128086
>still no Banerlord release date

>>182128086
>which taleworlds girl would you fug?
Whoever can make Bannerlord can be released faster.

Just installed Floris Evolved, when I click anywhere on the map, it just auto selects the town im in, so I can't move on the map. Anyone know a fix?

>>182131649
yeah,
Uninstall the mod

>>182131649
>Just installed Floris Evolved
>Anyone know a fix
go to the Modpacks folder in your install directory and delte the Floris Evolved folder

you're welcome

>>182131717
>>182131792
not him , but why the hate?

>>182131717
>>182131792
turns out I enlisted into an army :^)

>>182131827
lurk moar newfag

>>182131827
Hello (((Redditor))),
Welcome to /mbg/, It appears that this is your first time here? Please consider lurking for a couple years before posting.
Thank you
-/mbg/

>>182131827
Just go back.
Why ate they still coming?

Why did the good mods die early/were never ported to Warband, while shit mods are still alive and kicking?

>>182133016
examples please
lets just start that shitstorn already

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>>182133125
>never ported to warband
1866
>shit mods still alive and kicking
1860's old america

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tis but a scratch

>>182133225

I can't go apeshit if I don't know neither of them.
I could pretend but it would be lame

>>182128086

1 is super cute, but only if she promises to work overtime so that we can get Bannerlord out faster.

Hey, wait a minute!

>>182133453
You don't want to know about them, especially the latter

How do I execute a frankish charge?

If I form a wedge and then say to charge my formation is disassembled.

>>182133303
Your HP say otherwise, bud.

>>182133527

hp is coward, and a liar

>>182133506
I'm curious too, I figured out that they are in more tight group which looks a little like a wedge (when they eventually engage enemy). I'm not sure if that's correct.
I have "formations" turned off in camp menu, (default setting), mayby this is the reason?

>horse fell dead
PoP more like PooP

>>182134131
>horse fell dead
isn't that something from warband that happens if you knock out an already lamed horse?

>>182134467
i wouldn't know i don't ride lamed horses since I keep about a dozen in my inventory to speed up movement.

this one was not lame

>>182134643
>horse dying in battle
seems pretty lame to me

>>182134806
I...maybe it was.

Oops.

Guess it will never get to experience the thrill of a frankish charge.

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>not playing as a Barbarian in Blood&Steel

>>182135183
shieeet
he-man mod

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>>182072217
alright so how do I start

>>182066939
Why is it important that 8 ladies are in the team ?

>>182136739
>spoonfeed me please
>zero effort question
>python
>not emacs
normie pls go

>>182136739
start with a gun, place it in your mouth, pull the trigger

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>>182136739
Have /g/ to design the menu logo for your module.

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>It's still in pre alpha -Devs E3 2017
>We wish we never announced it so early.
It's never coming is it?

>>182139884
Did they ever say its still in pre-alpha?

There's a video where erdogan says they are making the finishing touches, fine tuning and what not.

They'll announce a early access or just the release date at gamescom definitely.

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>>182128086
1, 2 and 3

>>182093072
you should try to befriend them not kill them

>>182141416
fuck off knife ear

>>182140456
>They'll announce a early access or just the release date at gamescom definitely.
Y-yeah, of course they will.

>>182142915
my dad is the ginge and he says they will

>>182142735
seriously befriend them get their gear know their secret fortress location then attack it

>>182093072
Good, now increase their level by using edit mode.

>send NPC to mission
>week later
>just talking to myself [Error - (Triggered by NPC to rejoin party)
>happen every 30 seconds
>try to edit save data in hope to snuck bugged unit into my party
>invalid troops when loading savedata
Fuck.

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>want to marry a lord from a good family
>keep getting refused by him
>relation is 81
>says other maiden has captured his heart
>ask around and find out it's Lady Katia
>ask about Katia from her mother
>says that Katia keeps rejecting him
>Katia says that she's hitting it with another lord
Is this real life or just fantasy?
Only one other lord would be good candidate and he hates the fact I have high relation with the king. I just can't win in the game of love.

>>182093072
is this mod have dmg spd bonus change?
my slow as hell horse add 100% dmg on infantry

>Just started native for the first time. (I was a idiot and didn't realise I had to change the module, so I was playing Viking conquest instead.)
>Been having a blast, have about 70 men and hired out my services to the vaegir.

Help them take a city from the Khergit before they called a truce, now we're going fighting the Nord's.

Should I join a specific kingdom or just continue to raise my straight before trying to make my own?

>>182144217
Strength*

>>182144217
>all these female (male) gender on various modules
Man, i just wanna be qt3.14

ded

>>182095301
if you scratch the nudity, a decent version of diplomacy with some very neat additions, like how Firentis, Jeremus and Marnid hate it when you sell slaves or that lords are willing to let you go from their castles in exchange for some dosh, and if you don't pay they eventually hate you forever, which is funny when you get bad-tempered lords doing it.

>>182132010
>>182132353
>>182132745
I've been reading that past 5-10 threads and the only mentions of floris were equivalent to the shit i originally replied to (i.e.shitting on it), without any context, so finally i asked it.

I've my ideas as to why: bloated with unnecesary shit, quality all over the place, performance issues, stolen mods merged, etc... But knowing you guys, there is a big possibility of some devdrama being involved, for which (if it exists) i would want to know the details of, and it usually wouldnt be discussed unless the topic is specifically bought up, hence my question.

>>182143842
>love.

this was your first mistake.

Man, why is Nova Aetas such a strange mod. I love some parts of it, but others are trash.

>>182149840
>but others are trash.
For me at least, it's really just the aesthetic design choices that kill it. It looks really fucking bad both with the shitty filter the author insists on using and without. otherwise i like a lot of what's in it. But i since i don't like having my eyes bleed, i don't play it.

>>182150043
>It looks really fucking bad both with the shitty filter the author insists on using and without. otherwise i like a lot of what's in it. But i since i don't like having my eyes bleed, i don't play it.
That's one of the main things that me dislike it.

>>182067578
but Nadia is perfect

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>>182152396

>>182144302
It's very tough to make your own kingdom without joining one first. You'll need a pretty good amount of guys and a large garrison when you go solo so you don't get instantly attacked and killed, and you'll want to be friends with a lot of lords because you want them to join you.

>>182152897
Thanks anon. Any suggestions for whose the best to join?

Right now I'm not that friendly with any lords in vaegir, and I managed to improve my relations a bit with some of the khergit after the war was over. Friendly with 1 or 2 nord lords as well.

>>182152396
isn't that the floris character which which has a cuckold fantasy background

>>182154063
It's mostly personal preference. I usually base my choice off of what troop I want to use the most at the time, with Nords and Rhodok being my favorite.

Nords = amazing infantry, decent archers, no cavalry

Rhodoks = super durable infantry and insane crossbows, no cavalry.

Khergits = heavy cavalry and horse archers

etc etc.

>>182155501
Also I should add that for a newer player joining Swadia is tough. They're in the middle of everyone so it's pretty normal for them to get completely shit on right at the very start of a campaign.

>>182155598
Thanks for the tips. Might go join the Khergit once my contract with the vaegir is up or try my luck with the sarranids.

>>182147853
the original floris devs are some of the least autistic ones as far as m&b modders go actually
no one cares about the guy who made floris evolved

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>>182155053
>the village elder became mad when his first wife cheated on him with a black slave. He then killed both his wife and the black slave, and from that point on hanged every women he was to marry.

Floris confirmed to be written by cucks.

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>>182152832
Fixed.

I instelled the game, I can post here now

>>182155817
The Khergits can be decently fun. Every troop you have past the lowest tier are Cavalry so you're pretty powerful on the field, but as a result you end up being shit in sieges.

Sarranids are pretty well balanced, decent infantry, strong archers, great heavy cavalry.

>>182156038
only if you praise sultan Hakim (pbuh) and smite the butter munching "knights"

>>182156038
no, you have to play it first

>>182155978
What should I play if I want to be in Calradia but don't like Floris? Silverstag seemed pretty shit. Just Vanilla with Diplomacy?

>>182156249
silverstag is cool but you might not like the recruitment system

other mods in calradia are
>dip/dickplomacy
>tocan's calradia
>native expansion
>blood and steel
>

>>182156434
I really liked Blood and steel, did they ever update it? last time I played it was years ago.

>>182156547
no but the guy is making a sequel
and he hasnt posted on the forums in months

>>182156249
If you don't care about the time period the game is set in, you may try Nova Aetas and Last Breath of Calradian Empire, those are set in 15th and 11th century respectively.

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>>182156612
fugg

>>182156249
Dickplomacy
Silverstag
Nova Aetas if you can stand the awful coloring and filter
Phantasy Calradia
Calradia: Imperial Age
Blood and Steel
The Red Wars

how sex dickplomacy
hOW SEX

>>182157078
read the readme

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>>182157078
PONOS IN VABINA

>>182157078
just be yourself

>>182157150
no SAY NO SAY
HOE SEXUUUUUU DIACK SEEEEEEEEEEX

Is there any way to make Nova Aetas not look like shit?

>>182157078
sausage in sandwich

>>182157523
guac-amole guac guac-amole

>>182157803
poo poo cachoo