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Mayor K edition
>stream
twitch
.tv/gamesdonequick
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
>resources
https://www.speedrun.com/
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun
previous :
>>181683174
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This runner was clearly not having fun.
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solid 8/10 run
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>>181724209
yes
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>blindfolded majora incentive only at 20%
when do they plan to have this run anyway?
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So do the autists still not shower at these things?
Or have they been shamed enough to force themselves to shower?
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>>181724479
Second to last game, I believe?
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>still regarding dogs
baka rn
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more like speedrunning GRAVE after glenn laid the smackdown on /srg/'s ass
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These threads are already so shit that it makes me morbidly curious about how bad the /v/ threads must be.
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i really like these threads thanks for hurting my feelings
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why's the thred so ded
did everyone go to agdg
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>>181725354
its 7-10AM in burgerland the day after We don't like the brits day.
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edobese
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politics getting b& ITT now?
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the man himself
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>Protomagicalgirl
>EnchantressOfNumbers
>aperturegrillz
the state of tetris
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>>181725354
been shitposting as an incel in cowfarm after someone linked it last thread.
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>>181725801
DELET THIS
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Iceplug is a boss
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>>181725830
>Protomagicalgirl
Will she even turn up?
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Oh nice, another meme game.
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>>181725354
the obsessed freak is asleep
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did garrison start doing heroin or something
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>>181726209
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>>181726209
>>181726553
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>>181726553
do the amoebas again
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>muffled spike laughter
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I think the reader is getting annoyed.
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lol imaging playing shit like this all day haha lol
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BANNED
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Wait I blinked
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>testicle jokes
BAN THESE HOMOPHOBIC SHITLORDS
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>5 minute setup
>3 minute game
wew lad
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>medecins sans frontiers
what the h*ck is this some kind of undertale reference . .
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>>181726638
he forgot "47 - literal sm64 twink god that blows me the fuck out every time I pb"
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>>181727620
not sure if bait or just stupid
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>>181727681
im 100% sure that your post is bait though
heh
got you
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>>181727681
both
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WHO CAN NAME THEM
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>>181727847
oreo
m&m
peanut m&m
twix
snickers
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>>181727847
I only remember Adam Cuscnzaccksnzy, sorry..
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>>181727847
adamak, lee, mr k
based based based
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>>181728063
>mr k
Wrong
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[distant bird laughter heard high above it all]
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>>181728232
kill yourself
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>Keeps shooting to the beat when he can
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[distant bird laughter heard from even higher above it all]
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>>181728230
Are you telling me that ISN'T mrk?
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>>181728736
Yes, photo was made at agdq 2014, mr.k was without beard
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>>181728734
kill yourself
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>>181728859
you have no idea what you're talking about lad, that's mr. k and the picture is from 2013
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>>181729132
>mr. k and the picture is from 2013
Why the hell you think so? I saw these glasses at agdq 2014, at 2013 no one wears em
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[distant bird laughter heard from yet even higher above it all]
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>>181729389
>>181729534
stop spamming this erp shit
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>>181729793
*banshee screeches*
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>>181729316
because i know all of those people personally
it's 2013
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my favorite was the freedom fighters run
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>>181730183
what species is your fursona? :33
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WE
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>>181730303
who's we?
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>>181730303
we what?
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>>181730372
just me & u bb
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>>181730267
kys
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>>181729901
stop spamming this erp shit cakeboy
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EEEYYYYYYYYEAAAAHHHHHH
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>the out-of-breath braying of an overweight autistic donkey
>false, ironic "enthusiasm" at meaningless gameplay quirks and "story" beats
i grow more and more impatient with this marathon every year.
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>>181729929
based oldbois still post in this cesspool
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boi
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>>181730687
*bonobo howls*
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girl(boy)
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>>181730760
It's funnier every time!
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>>181731345
>de hippie spacing
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>>181730818
toad22484 has been speedrunning for 10+ years, my man. learn your oldbois before spouting shit.
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>>181730818
>>181731807
He seems pretty based, why would you hate on the guy?
It's the announcer that is being annoying.
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nice dead thread
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>>181732409
>It's the announcer that is being annoying
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>>181733189
I'd rather it be dead and comfy rather than twitch chat
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comfy is just a code word for boring desu
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>>181733603
what do you know
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>>181733275
Wasn't even trying to imply that he sucks, he just pushed the yeah a bit too far.
He is still among the better announcers.
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>>181733727
that comfy is just a code word for boring desu
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>>181733874
desu is just a code word for shitposting
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I'm stinky
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diversity is a codeword for white genocide
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>>181733749
>54
>cant finish a run to save his life
>already ran to sunshine
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who is donating to these events
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>>181734315
>srg goblin thinks his opinion matters more than a well respected top runner.
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>>181734409
Not sure but they pull from a pool of 20 donation messages at best.
Somehow I find the idea that it is used for money laundering pretty realistic if I think about it like that.
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>>181734652
He has a high SOB because he cheats his golds in segmented practice. It is NOT a representative of what he is capable of, as he is very inconsistent.
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>>181734315
>>181734817
squid sweating bullets.jpg
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>>181734684
Considering all the obscure memes that get sprinkled in, I think it's more likely that the list of 20 messages consists of ones that they like reading. All of the edgy or 'offensive' messages probably get ignored.
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proto is back at it, just a heads up
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nice fight
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>>181734926
That is likely as well
>>181734985
Does ProtoGuy need his daily shot of attention again? What happened?
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>>181734889
Squid is minutes ahead and is capable or taking minutes more off his time. Why would he be worried?
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>>181734409
anonymous
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>>181734684
But where does the laundered money come from?
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Why do all the younger runners have the same try-hard deadpan lame ironic humor? Is this what getting old feels like?
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>>181735437
you're worried because it's taken you 2 years of grinding 18 hours a day to get to where you are and you're about to be exposed for being a brainless grind monkey yet again
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>>181735254
12th daily shot
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>>181735697
irony is the heckinest funniest thing my d*de ;)
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>>181735815
What the fuck are you doing? Me? What is all this grind monkey buzzworld bullshit? Come back with an actual answer that makes sense. I'll be waiting.
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I didn't know batman was speedrunning
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>>181736440
>p-please stop exposing me... ooh ooh...
it's hilarious that you're pretending that anybody who isn't you would defend your pathetic grind monkey ass
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I just can't get into Castlevania runs
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>>181736421
"Wow... this is like... completely normal. Yeah... why did that happen? Because <name of game> *LE DEADPAN FACE*"
"Oh wow... this is weird tooooooo... because <name of game> *LE DEADPAN FACE*"
Just kill me
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>>181736719
probably because they're boring no skill runs
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>everyones mocking his voice
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>>181736459
wonder what he sounds like after a party night
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>>181736573
No answer, again. Obsessive monkey related ramblings, again.
Come back when you have an actual, legitmate answer. I'll be waiting.
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>>181736723
"Just <name of game> things *FUCKING DEADPAN 2000 FACE* HAHHAHAHAHHAHAAA*"
Getting pissed now. I'll stop.
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>>181736865
*bird laughs*
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>>181736880
When did they do that?
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Irony was a mistake
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>>181736997
No answer, again. Come back with a legitmate answer, I'll be waiting.
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indeed
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>>181737140
Constantly, every modern streamer, with a voice that says they jerk off to their own reflection.
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>>181737484
Evidence?
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>>181735437
>capable or taking minutes more off his time
lmao
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What's with his voice?
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>>181737701
Do you stream?
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>>181738110
No.
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>>181738156
Too drunk to find stuff desu, so I might be full of shit. I've noticed that streaming style with lots of younger streamers at least. It's like they're all following the same lame script.
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blechy isn't there is he
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Is that Mike on the mic?
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>>181738542
yes
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>>181738542
Sounds like it. How brave of him to read donations in his condition.
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>>181738542
Fuck uyama
I hope his thyroid explodes
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Dracula has an eight-foot cock
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>>181737780
Instead of moving onto something else you no doubt have a logical and compelling argument for, let's focus on the previous point you keep avoiding, eh? >>181736865
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>>181738817
makign sacrifices to wr worlds longest mono
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>>181738817
I'm really impressed that he can both gain weight and speak properly in spite of his condition. Any lesser man would've been crippled by this particularly serious and lengthy bout of mono.
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mike is so brave, i cant imagine 4 years of mono being too good for your immune system, but he toughs it out to collect his paycheque
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>>181739325
You need to include more semicolons or you'll look like a moron dude
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who's on the couch he's a qt
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>>181739426
Mono? As in mononucleosis? Doesn't that shit only last for 4 weeks at most? More importantly, who would kiss that fat fuck?
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>this choke
im honestly feeling bad for him
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Why the fuck is he 2 inches away from the screen
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>choke
lol. . .
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>>181740190
to hide his shame
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Add Kaff and Diddeh to the lists of meme game runners who couldn't handle SM64.
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>was looking forward to this run
>is easily the worst choking of the marathon so far
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>>181740190
Because he spent his money on traveling to GDQ instead of buying new glasses
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greetings from Germany
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>>181739882
>>181739426
stream monsters, please educate yourselves before posting. see point number 2 in pic related. thanks.
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>>181740289
Someone missed Pokemon yesterday.
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>I-It's a really hard level guys, I promise!
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no bully
he's trying his best
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>>181740351
>he was misdiagnosed and actually has a chronic illness that will remain unnamed
hmmmm
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>>181740471
It really is though.
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>>181740414
that was the best with that one anon trying to defend the guy/run
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>>181740289
Definitely not, my dude.
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>>181740571
100% AIDS
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just took a cheeky nap what did I miss
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>la mulana
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>>181740414
not same guy but i did what happened
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>>181740273
you're at the top of that list grindxcucklet
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>>181740414
That was technical difficulties, not choking
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>>181740754
he had to use 2 backup save slots and he still couldn't even finish the game
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>>181740864
holy shit lol
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>>181740754
many resets, save states, switching consoles, switching version (HG to SS), had laptop open next to him as a crutch, didn't even finish
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>>181725893
I hope not.
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>>181740787
What?
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>>181740853
>repeatedly missing an 8 frame window in a 30 fps game
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>>181740956
What was the problem?
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>>181740853
>KIDF still here
(lol
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>port of adia
so good
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>>181741094
He didn't get the specific seed he needed to be able to run it reliably apparently, same idea as a Fire Emblem run I guess, and the DS with the seed he switch to had been turned on for too long or some such, so it didn't work. And it ended because Red's Pikachu wiped him.
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>>181740414
What happened?
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>FieryBlizzard
time for
C O M F Y
O
M
F
Y
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>>181741281
Pokemon has been reclassified as a choking hazard
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>>181741017
That's still a less than 20% chance
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does bounceyboy have autism? I can't imagine a grown adult owning one of these things ironically, let alone two.
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>>181741916
what is the problem?
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is this mike on the mic
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>>181741916
No, this post is autistic though.
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>>181741916
Wow that guy is so cool as fuck.
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The yetee only donate at every hundred thousand
Pricks
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>>181741916
i think you're the autist familia
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>>181741916
how do you know they're his? there's clearly some kinda party or something going on there.
and who gives a shit anyway even if he did buy them they're like $5 lmfao how fucking poor are you
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>>181742373
schedule says yes
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1mFNCDfcJUq4SccNnIA65oTEGh-l9jGDrxwUULT8t7vE/edit#gid=1392737381
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>>181742782
i say no
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Proto perma'd yet?
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what's the reason for pausing during the level?
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>>181742875
choking
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>>181741916
Based peaches
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>>181742782
he says no
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*flies high above it all and bird laughs*
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omg this guy doesn't stop talking, I don't mind commentary but this is physically draining to listen to.
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>>181742725
>hotel room full of dudes with fidget spinners
>"party"
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I'd really prefer if this guy on the couch would stop talking
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>>181743049
the most fundamental rule of commentary is that dead air should be avoided at all costs.
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>>181743146
tells him to shut up
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>>181743123
oh shit it's the arbiter of parties passing judgement on gdq orgies
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>>181742852
Hell will freeze over before GDQ takes any action against a tranny.
ProtoGuy is invincible.
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>hating on someone who has one of the best times dropping legitimate knowledge about a game
if they don't talk, you get dead air and the run is actually shit
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>>181743270
His voice was making me nauseous, I had to mute it
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>>181742852
That'd be transphobic
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fucking hell twitch chat is so autistic
don't they have anything better to do
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>>181741916
>i run super mario sunshine
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>>181743589
>reading twitch chat
lmao
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>>181743589
fucking hell anon is so autistic
doesn't he have anything better to do
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>>181743259
MORE EDOBEAN PLEASE
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>>181743589
you really read twitch chat?
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>>181743739
>no u
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>>181740956
and then he said ass at the end
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I miss him..........
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>>181743880
there's nothing to read
i'm just baffled why someone would sit there constantly spamming nonsense that no one even sees
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>going over estimate
They suck at this game
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>>181744117
autism
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Hope the attention whore with the sign gets his card punched.
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>>181744327
That is an intense handshake they got there.
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>there are people IN THIS VERY THREAD that don't use streamlink
top rofl
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>>181743037
stop spamming faggot
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edobese
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>>181744489
*bird laughs*
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>>181744327
Christ
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>mfw gdq will make fake twitch account to give bits to himself and meet the majora's incentive
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>>181744448
>de hippie spacing
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>>181744327
what
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>>181738542
You should be able to solve this.
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MUTE
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>protomagicalgirl
that's not a girl wtf
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Y'all ready to smash some fruit!?!?
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nice to see Proto back in good composure. I'm glad she didn't let it get to her.
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>>181740351
>okay guys seriously Mike doesn't have mono, he actually has a totally serious unnamed disease which somehow hasn't even been leaked to the general public despite having it for years and having to deal with it for the rest of his life
>also Mike totally doesn't get any sort of cut from founding an LLC and helping organizations launder their money
>he gets paid the same rate as regular GDQ staffers in proportion to the work he does, which was very little a couple of times!
Who does he even think he's fooling? I mean really.
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>>181744691
thats transphobia
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>>181744717
It is like I am reading a twitter hugbox.
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>>181744717
>she
>her
no
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>>181744807
Those fucking monkeys.
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>>181744717
Her? I don't see any girls on the stream.
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>>181744881
Did they ban it again?
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>>181744717
Let what get to her. What actually happened to her that was so fucking bad
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>>181744717
>a man in a dress is a woman
sure thing bud
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IT's time
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>>181745037
>>181744717
What happened?
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>>181745086
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>are you actually 40 metaknights in a coat?
ummmmmm, so we're ok with this beautiful woman mocking people with multiple personality disorder?
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>>181745132
Now that is what I call superhot.
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I'm really loving twitch chat right now.
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>>181745037
Public harassment and doxxing
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>>181745132
I think thats a seizure
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anyone have screens from the pokemon run? I wanna fap to the girl who was on the couch's feet.
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>>181745037
She called dansgaming a transphobe and demanded his emotes be banned.
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>>181745224
no one attempted to dox him. it was him tweeting "I'm scared people are going to dox me" when literally no one was doing anything but shitposting
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>>181745224
I'd just like to interject for a moment. There is a controversy about the proper spelling of the word "doxing"; some write it with a double x, but that is a mistake.
The digraph "xx" is pronounced like j in Spanish or the "ch" in German "ach". It is used with computers as a replacement for the letter exx, which has a single stroke going down to the right and two parallel strokes going down to the left, because computers generally can't handle that letter. The exx is derived from the Greek letter chi, and pronounced like it; but since that Greek letter looks like our "x", it had to be modified with an added parallel stroke when it was introduced into English.
Thus, we usually have to write the name of the oil company as "Exxon", though its proper spelling is "e exx o n". (Don't make the mistake of pronouncing "Exxon" like "exon"; you will appear unsophisticated.)
The exx also gives us an unambiguous way to phonetically spell the exclamation of disgust, "yexx" or "ixx".
Since the word "doxing" is derived from "docs", it should be written with a single "x", as it is pronounced.
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>"Mh"
based
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>wake up, check stream>"poyo?"
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>>181745293
Fucking heshe acting like an emote of Dan being a girl is transphobic.
What if Dan is trans. What if isn't she being a shitlord now?
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must be nice to just hang out with people though
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Trannies being permanently banned from GDQ is a step in the right direction
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>>181745741
more like alt-right direction you fucking neo nazi
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>>181745669
I can confidently tell the gender of less than 50% of the people in this photo
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>>181745792
Trannies are the only people who start shit at every GDQ
It's clear they're mentally unstable and can't handle being in public, therefore removing them is the best option for everyone
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>>181745842
then you're dumb
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>>181745905
your*
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>>181744546
stop spamming faggot
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>>181746075
*bonobo howls*
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>>181745741
banning them would only help their case. they thrive on perceived victimization. let the ideology play itself out they'll start defeating themselves. all it's gonna take is one or two otherkin or a forty year old dressed and acting like a two year old and then entire thing will come crashing down.
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>>181746075
stop spamming faggot
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>>181745892
>whoever smashed an NES a couple years ago
>Cyberdemon being autistic
>Mirrored ruining Cosmo's Wind Waker run
>Bonesaw getting banned for making fun of Owen Wilson
It's okay buddy. You can just keep pretending the community itself doesn't just shit out drama. Turns out when you get a couple hundred autistic people in the same place stupid shit happens.
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>>181746339
bonesaw did nothing wrong
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>>181746339
>Mirrored ruining Cosmo's Wind Waker run
I miss those times when Cosmo was still Cosmo.
What ever happened to Mirrored?
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>>181746339
>impersonating owen wilson is drama
you could have at least said the rob schneider joke of "this summer, rob schneider finds out attending a gdq isnt all its cracked up to be"
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>>181746339
That's not an issues with "the community", it's with GDQ itself moron.
NASA was community-run and it was great. No trannies on pedestals, no bans for humor.
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>>181746479
People on the internet fucked with him so hard because of what happened that he disappeared from the community forever. Nobody knows where he is.
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>>181746452
It's more that the staff made drama out of nothing.
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>>181746479
Some say he's still polishing a triforce to this day.
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>>181745892
>Trannies are the only people who start shit at every GDQ
Did you forget when controllerhead sexually assaulted someone?
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>>181740687
AIDS that pure should not even exist!
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this isnt ur hugbox proto, fuck off outta this thread
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>>181746787
>he thinks anyone but no life loser neets give a shit about 4chain let alone srg
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>>181746608
Did you forget who the accuser was? No one would sexually assault that hamplanet.
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>>181746606
kek
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>it's not just the trannies guize!
being an asshole/autist and being a little titty-baby are two different things. all of the counter examples you're giving are assholes/autists.
>attacking someone
asshole/autist behavior. and they face consequences.
>crying to mommy and daddy because not everyone likes you
titty-baby shit. the trannies always do titty-baby shit. and then get celebrated because of it, because everyone is so afraid of triggering another titty-baby fit.
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>>181746917
>there were witnesses
>controllerhead admitted it apologized publicly
yeah, it was all a shame, surely.
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>be in a public discord discussing gdq
>everyone call's Proto an asshole
>some fucker from Proto's personal discord is there to call us all disgusting and transphobic
GO AWAY YOU NIGGERS, AN ASSHOLE IS AN ASSHOLE REGARDLESS OR NOT IF IT HAS A DICK OR NOT
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>>181747028
>shame
sham*
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guys, my vodka is running low :(
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I'm a gay bottom and regularly take it up the ass. It's extremely rare that I'm offended by any of the anti-gay stuff I see online. Most of it is just fucking funny to me, and most of the rest I ignore because the guys writing it are retarded mouth breathers and not worth wasting time on.
The trans community needs to get the fuck over itself.
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>>181747028
Fake news.
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>>181745892
>Trannies are the only people who start shit at every GDQ
if you genuinely believe this you are deluded lmao
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>>181747028
>a bunch of "witnesses" colluded
#freecontrollerhead
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if ur dont wanna get raped by a creepy nerd with 0 social skills mebe you shouldn't go to GDQ??
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>>181745892
>Trannies are the only people who start shit at every GDQ
No, that's not even close to true.
There was even massive drama at AGDQ 2017 surrounding pvtcb.
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>>181747195
He choked on the American flag.
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>>181747110
I mean it does suck people make fun of gays for being gay because it shouldn't matter at all. not like it's your business what happens in bed and that's the only difference.
If I was gay I think this stuff would bother me on the inside for sure.
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HOLY TURD MAKERS
WE ARE AT OVER 1 MILLION DOLLARS IN BITS
this has got to be the most successful marathon EVER
BITS were a great idea!
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>>181747436
1 bit is one cent, not one dollar
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>>181747110
The gay community has a lot more allies than the trans community. It's very socially acceptable to be gay now. Not so much to be a tranny.
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>>181747195
did that pathetic nuthugger ever say what game he ran while defending savestate% as a real run?
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At this point I'm almost surprised Jewyama doesn't have them running twitch ads throughout the entirety of every 1 hour setup.
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Why are you even watching this live, just wait for the recaps. You're enabling the sick fucks.
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a guy in a dress is still a guy
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>>181747516
He gets a cut from twitch directly anyway
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>>181747502
not an argument. try forming a coherent argument so I can provide a rebuttal.
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>>181747502
Of course not.
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>>181747601
what about a guy in a dress that is also on hrt
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I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU FUCKS, HAND OVER THE EDOBEAN PICS OR I'M GONNA TURN THIS THREAD INTO A BLOODBATH
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Star Topics is a good game
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>>181747739
why go after fat weeb beaners I don't understand
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>>181747375
I don't know. In a way I think it's kinda stupid when people band together over stuff like sexual orientation. I don't feel any more togetherness or whatever with other gay people compared to people in general (unless I'm about to get my ass pounded), and it feels a bit patronizing when gays are treated like we are brittle little snow flakes who need to be protected from hurtful words.
Might be my personality though. If I was black I'd probably find black racist stereotypes funny. And if that's offensive, I don't care...
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>>181747963
cause she can make tostadas and call me senpai
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you know what's the problem with trannies at gdq? they are all ugly
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>>181747963
She'd be cute if she lost weight desu
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>>181747963
when are we going to see edofeet?
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>>181748040
amber is cute
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>>181747719
a man with a dominant anima. whether it's mental illness or a psychospiritual relationship with the feminine infinite isn't really for me to say.
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>>181748142
amber is a dude? uwu
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>>181747195
I came lul
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>>181748040
>you know what's the problem with trannies? they are all ugly
FTFY
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>>181748014
fag
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>>181748014
>In a way I think it's kinda stupid when people band together over stuff like sexual orientation.
You live in a world where it's socially acceptable to be gay. Try being born 50 years ago. Try being born in Russia. That's pretty much how trans people feel now.
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>>181747560
this is what the healslut mercy pocketing you looks like
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>>181748241
good fuck em
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>>181748238
Fuck me sore
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>>181748230
>implying you wouldn't do this beauty
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>>181748241
Good. Kids shouldn't see self destruction being celebrated.
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>>181748014
i'm black and i fucking love kfc
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Just like half life games there's only 2 sexes.
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>>181748230
not really
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>>181748369
post boipuss
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>>181747739git gud :^)
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>>181748705
who is that
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>>181748241
I don't live in the US, and it's def. less socially accepted in my area. I don't feel like it's my fight though just because I happen to be gay. I get away with it fine.
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>>181747719
>>181748040
>Its always the hands and shoulders
Come to think of it. Are there no surgeries for said body parts?
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>>181748705
Someone should tell the trannies implants are disgusting.
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I heard someone here was using glitches.
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Speedrunning is the most degenerate act mankind has ever come up with.
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i dont mind trannies or whatever you wanna be, just dont be a loudmouth cunt if someone calls you disgusting when youre flaunting your shit on everyone and forcing it
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What qualifications do you need to be a couch person? I bet I'd be pretty good at it.
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>>181748875
>Are there no surgeries for said body parts?
maybe in south korea
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>>181748904
but narcissa invented speedrunning and she's a girl so it's womankind
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>>181748904
>dujunnurut
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>>181748904
symptom
not
cause
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>>181747195
Am I the only one that fapped to her feet?
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>>181748974
invited by the runners(s)
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>>181748975
middle right has some serious joker face going on there
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>>181748904
Goose pls
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>no flicky
>no funkdoc
>no peaches
>no blechy
nothing worth seeing this year.
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>>181748904
Down with RNG, my friend
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>>181748891
No it was just a badly placed trigger.
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>>181748798
she's called 2017 and your fat cunt fingers still can't click google reverse search
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>>181746339
>Mirrored ruining Cosmo's Wind Waker run
>gets asked do do commentary
>does commentary
>diva cosmo gets upset because he's doing commentary
>people hate him
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>>181748997
I like that snot!
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>>181749263
blechy is a fucking midget
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I've never heard of this game.
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>>181749291
What's his name
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>>181749263
kingdom hearts?
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>>181749340
Come again?
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>>181749291
all i wanna know is if there are pics with his dick out cos otherwise i dont care
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>>181749063
can't wait for the vod so I can fap to it while that guy chokes
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>>181749340
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>>181749391
fuck off spike nobody likes your child game
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>>181749531
I wanna pick him up and throw him across the room on stream during a run so you just see him flying across one side of the screen to the other
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>>181749063
>de EG spacing
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>>181749454
there are, good luck fiding them tho, it'd take 5 minutes for someone with a functioning brain but seeing the ammount of time you're wasting begging for the name instead of taking 2 mintues out of your life to look it up on google images you'll probably jerk off to her after you die of a peaceful natural death 40 years from now
>>
So what have the memes been thus far?
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>>181749642
>de hippie spacing
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>>181749642
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>>181749705
trannies
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>>181749705
this looks like a glitch
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>>181749705
"glitchless"
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>>181749643
I bet you didn't even fap to her feet you fucking newfag
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Wow, that Pokemon run was really bad.
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>>181749705
Marathon safe = using savestates with optimal stats
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>>181749340
so what, cunt?
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>>181749832
are you talking about mirror's edge by any chance? because i was thinking the same think while the guy was fucking kicking walls cancelling shit and other things
i mean the run was pretty interesting and i kinda like the game but i wouldn't really call that glitchless, i guess it refers to some game breaking shit that ends the game in 5 minutes but then just call it "no [x glitch]"
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uh oh
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This game is transphobic.
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TRANNIES ON TRIGGER WATCH LMAO
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>>181749642
Thats pretty rude, you know
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>>181750032
SotN glicthless started it off but the Mirror's Edge run made it.
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and why is skybills everywhere? are they trying to fill a quota of females on stream? she knows fuck all, is she the sherry jenix of the speedrunning community?
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>>181750438
I refuse to watch when she's on stream, she's ugly as fuck and sounds like a retard. Please someone tell me when she's nowhere to be found.
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I was kind of looking forward to this but I haven't watched a single run so far because the same few donations being read over and over again TICKS me off
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>>181749927
>de hippie spacing
>>
>5 million bits
what the fuck where they thinking, if everyone watching the stream simultaneously donated 10 bits that would still be only 1,3 millions
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>>181750845
Fag
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>>181750919
Each bit is just a penny donated.
So 5 million bits is just 50k donated.
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>>181750949
>de hippie spacing
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ProtoMan has opened up his twitter again. Since he supports group reporting efforts let's all report this tweet: https://twitter.com/princessproto/status/882401106994843648
Twitter is very protective of verified users like dansgaming. Plus recently they have been deleting a shit ton of tweets that direct "naughty" language at people. It's VERY likely that if people report it twitter will delete it and/or ban him. Imagine how triggered it would be if it actually got punished for shit talking dansgaming.
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>>181751051
>his
>he
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>>181751034
>reddit spacing
nice
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>>181751051
If people are going to do that people should screencap all the tweets that have been made related to this shit just for archival reasons.
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>>181751051
are you really brigading serg for twitter shit
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based?
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>>181751051
If enough people report, does his twitter get locked automatically? Sounds lulzy
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>>181751034
>de hippie spacing
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>>181751263
EPIC
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>>181751263
>t. Lamestrike
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>>181751303
I think so yeah. At the very least the more people that report the more likely twitter is to delete and/or ban.
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>>181751051
nypa faglord get fucked
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>>181747195
Everyone cum to her feet
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>>181750103
>>181750105
What happened?
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>>181751024
still that's unreasonable, it's not about how much it's worth it's about how improbable it is, they'll just create some fake twitch account and donate a shit ton to themselves just as usual
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>>181751683
That would be throwing money away since twitch takes a huge cut when you convert real money to bits.
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>>181751762
as if they care, it's just about saving face, regardless even tho i think 5 millions it's a dumb number they'll probably get close to 4 towards the end and then start closing in, it's not like they have to do 4 millions all by themselves
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>>181751762
You forget all the sponsor money they get.
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Why are there no Touhou in SGDQ?
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>Thanks Canada
Is he, dare I say it, banned?
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Are you guys doing this: >>181751468
?
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>>181752171
weird nerd shit scares normalfags
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>>181751762
still >>181752007 , forgot to mention that twitch is actually their fucking sponsor, it's not that hard to imagine gdq just straight asking them to help them at it, it'd be a strong marketing move for both of them regardless
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>>181752171
Funkdoc overdosed on his own mustache. 2hu was never run at a marathon ever since.
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do the bits count as donations or are they just pocketing that?
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>>181752171
It's better this way
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>>181752284
To be fair Reimu had it coming she was showing off her naked armpits on the couch
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As a Canadian transexual I am feeling victimized by this run.
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>>181752415
1 bit is worth 1.40 dollars
1 dollar goes to doctors without borders
20 cent go to twitch
anathor 20 cent goes to mike/gdq
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aaaaaaaaaaand s(he) protected her tweets again.
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>>181752284
REIMU NOT ALLOWED ON THE COUCH BUT NIGGERS AND DOGS ARE REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>181751263
Nah, edgy 14 year old, possible third worlder.
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>>181752743
good maybe you fags will quiet down on this shit again
I don't get it proto got btfo why are we still talking about this trash
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>>181752743
Why would you publically show your email to dansgaming
christ he is a fuckng idiot
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>>181752959
>>
i'm about to get my dick sucked by proto
ama
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>>181753252
why
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>>181753252
Are you going to kys after?
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Was it autism?
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whoa
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>>181753252
Why do kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
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>>181753447
>960x960
disgusting
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>>181752680
100 bits are 1.40
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>>181753447
how can one appear to have such an ugly face with lighting like that
whoa
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>runner finds out time
"that's actually not bad"
[10 thousand shoutouts]
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>Their twitter description says "she/her/
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Everytime I tune into the stream it's either commercials or setup donation reading haha
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>shoutout to my wife for letting me come here
why are speedrunners such cucks
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>Kirby block
HA HA TIME FOR EDOBAE!!!!!!!
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>>181754045
what is wrong with that?
>>
E D O B E S E
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>moar edobae
BASED
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>edobean during the kirby block
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
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Any drama this year?
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>all these ads so far
Seriously, might as well just run ads during all of setup. Everyone already knows you're a jew doing it for profit, so they've either stopped caring about the event or will defend you for free on the internet.
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>>181754363
Actually kind of cute
>>181754246
Just proto throwing a shitfit on twitter over nothing.
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>>181753997
does this lil pepe have a name?
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>>181754045
he just thanked her for being home with the kids so he could do something he's passionate about, that's quite the polar opposite of being a cuck, i understand and agree that a lot of runners are quite pathetic but that's not a reason to be edgy about the ones who're actually ok people
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>>181754363
god damn that looks like shit
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>>181754457
pepo
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>>181754219
I yet await a day to see her nipples or pokies atleast
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>>181753447
i wanna speedrun sara salazar
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>>181754461
>>181754180
it's not because he mentioned his wife, it's because he said "letting me come here"
that implies that she dictates everything he's allowed to do/not do
it'd be one thing if he thanked her for watching the kids so he could come to the event
>>
kirbymastash couch when
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Remove
Memes
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holy shit pipes ban all 2d platformers already
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>>181754596
t. kissless virgin loser
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meanwhile in the back room there's a sunshine race going on
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>>181754483
You look like shit fag
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>>181754596
it was a joke, jesus
you fucking 'normies reeeee' people are the worst
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>>181754738
>bounceyboys head
unfucking real
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>>181754738
can anybody go there?
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>>181754737
missed the mark on all three, but nice try
t. pathetic beta orbiter
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>>181754726
is that murphagator? he got fat as hell
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>>181754806
>normies
"""they""" are called normalfags you dumb redditor
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>>181754726
Lmao what, why?
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gee i wonder if there will be a lot of donations asking edobean to sa-
OH LOOK THERE'S ONE ALREADY
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>edobese
>>
The God Gamer Stigma
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>>181754596
are you retarded i just explained to you since you're too braindead to listen to someone speaking that he literally said she let him come to sgdq by watching over their kids, he was just implying he wouldn't be able to do it otherwise because you can't fucking leave kids alone, hence she "let" him come there, are you so much of sad, lonely virgin youhave to be helped understand otherwise implict concepts to normal, functioning human beings? I'm depressed as fuck but at least I'm not so pathetic i can't understand something nice when i see it just because I'm angry at life
>>
>>181754962
>he's not good enough to mute it before she screeches like a harpy
Try harder senpai
>>
This hosts voice is so cute onee-chan
>>
dudes had to reset twice in 5 minutes, is there no quality control that goes into picking runners?
>>
The Grind Monkey Stigma
>>
>mfw /srg/ gets BTFO when Edobae speaks
>>
She fucking does Lets plays, how many cocks have she sucked for being a part of the organization?
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>we fly we fly we fly we fly
He knows he has to keep talking so this cunt doesn't say any more dumb shit. God bless.
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>>181755149
Soft resets skip a cutscene you fucking retard. Listen to the commentary before spewing mouth diarrhea.
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>>181755258
>Landwale CA
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>>181755071
>>
why not use a super game boy with a nice palette
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>>181755239
>edobae
unironically kill yourself
>>
edobean is fucking cute she saved the pokemon run OwO
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>>181755296
he literally got hit by an enemy and lost his powerup
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>>181754363
I'M A GAMER GUYZ! HEHE I'M A GAMER! DAE LIKE GAMES HEHEHEHEHE HERE ARE MY TITS!!
>>
>>181755258
she barely scrapes 1000 views a video
literally just female bubbles though thirsting for that e-fame
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>>181755038
this tbqh
if she starts droppin poyos i'll pierce my eardrums with a screwdriver and then smile at the monitor for the rest of the marathon
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>>181755323
kek, i read it as that too
>>
>edobean
And immediately out again.
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>181755374
Thanks for the (You) /v/tard
>>
>>181755149
You've been doing this for two days now, isn't it getting a bit old?
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>>181725167
All they do on /v/ is obsess over chibi because they are basically fucking normies
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i want to sniff the girl farts out of edobeans turd maker
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>>181755717
squid...
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>>181755717
>>
>>181755427
>top runners never make mistakes
lol
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>>181755678
what are you talking about
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>Mega Ma-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz block
>Edobese
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>>181755717
about the same topic
im actually thinking off what kind of panties edobae is wearing atm.
im thinking white cotton ones.
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>>181754457
apu apustaja aka help helper
>>
a BULLET in the HEAD of EVERY disgusting tranny FREAK
>>
>>181755427
What does that have to do with anything? The reason he's doing soft resets is because it skips a cutscene.
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>>181755687
/v/ is just trannies reeee like srg
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>tfw all out of vodka
how will i make it to sunday
>>
and mute
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>>181756112
it was like the second or third level in the run he lost the parasol and had to restart
>>
>She did it againKILL IT WITH FIRE
>>
wow a poyo donation!
wow another poyo donation!
>>
POYO!!!
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What an insufferable piece of dogshit that edobeaner is.
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>>181756142
I've had two liters of vodka and 18 beers so far. Getting another liter on Friday. Don't even drink except for during GDQs.
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>>181756237
so he fucked up. it happens man.
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What are the top cringes so far?
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woah haha poyo guys!! XD
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wow! another poyo donation! wow! they clapped!
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I'm really inclined to donate some fucking 500€ just with the comment of "Shut up you unbearable weeaboo edobeaner".
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>Edobese hosting
>runner constantly choking
Mercy kill it.
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>doesn't even make any indication when a poyo will come now
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/srg/ gets BTFOPOYO___
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She practices that. She works on it alone at home in her room while she's fingering her fat puss
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>>181756563
this post
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>>181756625
I CLAPPED I CLAPPED WHEN I HEARD THE POYO
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Can edobean pls just go rope cos if I hear another POYOO I might just do it to myself
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>>181756679
fucking HOT
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haha wow! she did it again!
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>>181756635
Alternatively "I'll donate another 500€ if the donation reader doesn't make any more annoying voices".
>>181756715
Jay pls
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>>181754953
I think he was asking if it belonged to anyone
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>>181756679
whats a puss?
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>More Edobean.
HAHA
POYO
PIKA
CUTE NOISE
HAHAHAHAHAHA
CLAP
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>181756842
poyo.
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Has there been a single good run this event?
I really only wanted to watch Pokemon and they had to mercy kill it..
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>>181756842
Don't forget that she always interjects and interacts with the couch, because just attentionwhoring donations isn't enough.
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>>181756980
>Has there been a single good run this event?
mirror's edge glitchless
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>>181756980
Half-Life I guess
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>the #sgdq2017 hashtag right now
Kill me.
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POYO
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>>181756980
Banjo had a good run that was almost world record & it had good commentary. I hated the commentary but I see a lot like Freedom Planet's run, I can at least say the runner did a good job on that. I didn't watch it but I hear positive things about Ninja Gaiden (Master System) as well.
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i love edobean reading. she's amazing when she's forcing herself into every run when she's on the mic, it's very epic. poyo btw
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so quirky xD
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>>181757217
nice meme
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>>181756829
Is a canyon between edobeses legs, only spergs want to be in it
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>>181757215
>almost world record
it was like almost 2 minutes behind it lmao. it was better than 2nd place, but it wasn't "almost world record"
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hey guys do you think she'd read this $5 donation? XD
greetings from POYO! long time POYO, first time POYO! i love watching my favorite childhood POYO get POYO! money goes to POYO the animals. POYO~!
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>>181757352
Lullllll ya do it OWO
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Do any of the GDQ staff read these threads?
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>the fat chick can only do an impression of a character known for eating everything it can
MY
FUCKING
SIDES
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>>181757343
can you fucking kids stop using "lmao" at the end of every sentence? It makes you sound like you're 12
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>>181757496
lmao
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>>181757496
lmoaaaaa
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>>181757343
It was a minute & a half but with a game like that & how second place was 2 minutes behind the time he got I find it close enough still. Point is the run was still very well executed.
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>>181757496
haha get a load of this joker rofl
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>>181757496
It's because they're 12 lmao
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>>181757496
stay mad lmao
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>>181757584
It was a great run, no doubt. But saying it was "almost world record" is massively hyperbolic.
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>>181757496
Haha word lmao
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>>181757496
lamow
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>>181757496
Ayyy lmao
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>POYO
Great, another stupid meme that will kill off /srg/s.
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I HEARD YOU LIKE AUTOSCROLLERS
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>my throat is going to die by the end of the day -Edobean
>tfw you won't ever get to throatfuck edobean
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My ears are numbing. I am becoming deaf. I am truly one of the lucky ones. #blessed
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he said it again!! LOVING EVERY LAUGH
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>>181758019
>he
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muting till the end of kirby block
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>>181757496
L
A
M
O
haha lol
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P O Y O
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HEY GUYS BAZINGA *CLAPS*
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it never ends
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So can anyone explain how the AGDQ org went from being pretty based to ultimate SJW liberal fags?
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>>181746504
>NASA was community-run and it was great
>it was great
>NASA
>Great
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>there is another kirby game after this
>it's over an hour long
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What if they're trying to kill the community so all of the normies leave and GDQ goes back to being good
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I heard you guys like autoscrollers!
POYO! I heard you guys like autoscrollers!
POYO! I heard you guys like autoscrollers!
POYO! I heard you guys like autoscrollers!
POYO!
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guy sitting next to chrischan is a pretty big guy
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HEY GUYS AUTOSCROLLERS
NO PROBLEM HEHE
POYO
HEY GUYS
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This is going too far.
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>>181758209
Yeah, agreed
NASA is by far the best speedrunning marathon there is
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I
HEARD
YOU
GUYS
LIKED
AUTO
SCROLLERS
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I wonder if edobean knows she's only an announcer because GDQ knows that desperate nerds will donate for her
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>>181758246
for you
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>It's an edobean only reads donations that involve her somehow episode
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>>181758230
It happened while I was reading this
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>>181758372
yes. just like everything else, she's eating up all the attention
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this happens EVERY eventand edo STILL can't break 10k youtube subs or twitch followers LOL
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>>181747560
this guy is clearly a Greek, and while lazy degenerates, Greeks don't fuck around with this whole "trans" bullshit. I guarantee this guy's entire family despises and disowns him. Sad really.
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Is it any coincidence that two of the worst runs of the marathon had edobean reading donations?
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Can we mercy kill edobese
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>>181754450
I feel like this isn't the first time proto's done something like this at a GDQ
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>>181758561
Maybe she needs lessons from witwix
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>>181758608
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>>181758608
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I hope caleb breaks something other than a record
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>>181758327
ESA>>>>>NASA
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Reactor online.
Sensor online.
Weapons online.
All systems nominal.
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>>181758608
It was on the shittier side but I wouldn't say this was one of the worst runs this year.
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>>181758939
ESA is the comfiest marathon
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>>181758904
I hope he chokes on more than just the race
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>>181758939
'no'
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Frigging JACKED
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comfy is just a code word for boring desu
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SAY IT !!!!
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Did Edobese manage to get even fatter this year?
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*breathes into mic*
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>These nerds smell
>I could be lifting right now
>Where are the girls?
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>>181759228
>loses the race because he used up all his strength doing pushups before getting on camera
t. ginger
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>>181759373
>caleb
>close to normalfag
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>>181759373
>where are the girls?
he had a girlfriend
she broke up with him because he's psychotic
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>>181759340
can he grow his hair out and get lenses to at least make some kind of face gains?
its like he started lifting for no reason looking like that.
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>>181759521
I thought he dropped her lol
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>>181759223
yes, ya dummy.
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>>181759592
>de hippie spacing
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>>181759521
>>181759592
Yeah i really wonder who dropped who
She wuz da nasty one Tbh
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I'd let caleb cuck me if I wasn't permasingle.
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>>181759228
Oh hey, he actually got bigger. He spent so long in gains purgatory that I'm actually surprised he's showing noticeable improvement. Did he finally hop on gear?
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It's really entertaining to see srg swapping between hating a runner --> nutriding him the next year.
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>>181759886
caleb hart? more like caleb arms
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the doctor said I was on the spectrum
should I start speedrunning
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>>181759968
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>>181759592
the way i heard it, the last straw was when he threw a chair
also fuck these fucking captchas to hell and back
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>>181760294
>also fuck these fucking captchas to hell and back
I bet you don't even use legacy CAPTCHA.
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He said like like 3 like times like in under like 3 like seconds
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>>181758961
did his back break?
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>>181760483
>announcer's choice
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haha wow she said poyo again xD
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HAHA POYO SO QUIRKY XD
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poyo'd
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I'm going to kill myself if I hear 2 more cherry picked Edobean Poyo pika fuck this
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fuck it i'm out, good night all
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at least it's not superstar 100%
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>>181760749
I hope you've got all of your affairs in order. You don't have long to live.
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>bonesaw
>caleb
>caveman
the good old days
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>ok one more donation
n-no..
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What's up poyos, greetings from poyo. Long time poyo, fourth time poyo. Watching this with my poyo after my 6 year old poyo died from poyo last week. Put this donation towards killing the poyos and saving the poyos. Let's kick poyos butt!
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I am going to donate 50 dollars for edobean to say poyo pika 10 times and there's nothing you can do about it
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>>181761002
Liar, and as the guy who said he would kill himself. Please don't do it.
>>
5 Million Bits for the Majora's Mask Incentive "Blindfolded" Majora seems complete Bullshit to me. Normally these incentives are extra challenges or showing of something exciting. The Majora's Mask run however is in the "All Masks" category, which ends up awarding the player with the Fierce Deity Mask.
Which means the Final Fight against Majora will consist only of spamming the B Button until the Boss dies. In itself that is not bad, but doing that Blindfolded adds literally no extra challenge what so ever.
Making people donate extra Bits to reach the high goal of 5 Million Bits, which is about 50.000$ overall for pretty much nothing seems complete bollocks to me. Especially for people not knowing about the Majora Fight and how it looks in All Masks and 100% this incentive will sound really exciting.
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Why is her mic on when she makes stupid banter about the game? That's not her fucking job.
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>>181760990
I agree with Poyo.
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>>181760894
>put Bonesaw on the couch for Silent Hill 2
>don't give him a mic
>put a photo of the Silent Hill 2 runner + couch on the GDQ twitter
>but cut Bonesaw out of the picture
>and then upload another picture and do the same
Jesus what the fuck did he do, question Mike Uyama's """""mono"""""?
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edobean is the embodiment of everything that went wrong with gdq
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>>181761196
He blamed Canada!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_CNfe0VUsA
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>>181761112
because she's milking countless desperate nerds?
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>mfw poyo
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Is there a single announcer worse than Edobeaner?
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>>181761323
no, that's her job off-stream
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>>181761323
i want to get milked by edobean uwu
>>
What will the like to dislike ratio be on the uploads of these Kirby runs? How can anyone stand all of this poyo?
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This is where I die....
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>>181761437
protomagical"""girl"""
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CAN SHE PLEASE READ A SINGLE FUCKING DONATION THAT DOESN'T MENTION HER BY NAME OR ASK HER TO SAY 'POYO'
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At this point it almost seems like she's adding the poyos herself
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The start of GDQ suck coincided with Twitch banning shirtless. Clamped down hard on that fun.
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i'm THIS close to open twitch chat just to see how they like the poyo xD
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Everyone is looking forward to Tetris, right?
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>>181761678
Imagine a Caleb shirtless initiative this year
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>>181761776
it looks like his face is smeared upwards
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fuck marry kill power up
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>>181761064
The blindfolded fight will likely not be during the All Masks run. It will be separate, like they did with Sonic Generations
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>>181761776
tetris more like transis amirite
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>>181761892
Are the tight pants a requirement for the job?
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>>181761776
>Tetris
>Protomagicalgirl, aperturegrillz
yeah about that...
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HAHA WOW SHE READ A DONATION THAT SAID 'LOVE EDOBEAN' WHAT WERE THE ODDS
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>>181761776
tgm3 shirase mode will be there, so yes
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>>181762018
aperturegrillz is cute and very much a guy no bully
>>
Everyone is too busy being mad at Edobese to mention the runner's speech impediment.
>>
>>181762018
don't forget EnchantressOfNumbers (male)
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>>181762187
he can't help that shit what are you 13
>>
this thread is moving so fast, no one will notice that i'm gay for proto (i'm a grill) uwu
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Every time I hear the nick "spikevegeta" it cracks me up and I start laughing my ass off.
Is something wrong with me?
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haha another donation thanking edobean!!!!! and another poyo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>181762309
sounds like you've caught the gay gene
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>POOYOOOOOO
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>>181761902
I thought the incentive was for playing through the entire game blindfolded. :(
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edobean is so cute!!!
>>
SHE DEFINITELY JUST ADDED THAT ONE FOR NO REASON
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>Needing help from a speedrun to beat a kirby game
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>POYO~~
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>$2,500 to make edo say poyo
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>giving edobean $2500
What the shit
AND I AM ALMOST ABSOLUTELY SURE SHE IS ADDING THE POYO HERSELF
FUCK
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>donation baiting more poyos
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i am unreasonably angry at her constant need to read 'poyo' donations unprompted
i fucking hate attention whores
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Can you still read all the donations somewhere?
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>>181762586
dont be rude at edobean!!!
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>>181762520
She didn't add it. It's part of the donation.
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>>181762586
lol calm down nerd she is just being cute xD
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>>181762637
https://gamesdonequick.com/tracker/donations/sgdq2017
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>>181762670
fuck
someone actually paid $2500 to hear a woman say poyo online
You could get a decent hooker with that money
>>
>>181740414
That wasn't a choke. What game do you run?
>>181740853
People who don't actually run games don't understand most mechanics.
>>181740956
What game do you run?
>>181741017
Would you mind sharing your YouTube channel so I can see you flawlessly pulling off this trick?>>181741096
Nice contribution to the thread.
>>
you guys are way too easily triggered by this broad
>>
FUCKING
S T O P
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>>181762287
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>>181762827
gr8b8m8
>>
POYO
>>
>>181762890
Just ignore that guy, he's either autistic or baiting
>>
>>181762827
hey, the "He'll be under estimate." fag has returned
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>>181762827
LOL HE'S BACK
>>
Get ready for "Haiii"
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>>181762949
Baiting. Is obvious.
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>secretly increase his estimate by 20 minutes
>he'll be under estimate
>still have to mercy kill the run
>>
has edobean gotten thiccer this year?
>>
>>181762890
It's not bait, it's just that people STILL don't understand basic mechanics and sperg out whenever they don't understand something. It's obvious those people don't actual run any games.
>>181762949
What game do you run?
>>181762971
He finished under estimate. I was right.
>>181762980
You've yet to respond to any of my arguments. I'm patiently waiting.
>>181763015
What game do you run?
>>181763065
Do you mind sharing your YouTube channel? I'm excited to see runners like you attending future marathons.
>>
>messing up your manipulation
>messing up your BACKUP
>switching game cartridge in the middle of the run
>STILL CANT FINISH THE GAME
I'll be running 100 coinflips in a row Heads% with savestates next year
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>>181763065
>didn't finish under estimate
>didn't finish over estimate
>didn't finish
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*has to use three different files because I keep fucking up*
*still can't finish the run*
HOWLING
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>>181763205
>He finished under estimate. I was right.
THIS FUCKING GUY
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>>181763357
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>>181763357
would you let him suck your dick?
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>>181763357
DELET
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>>181763357
Cute
>>
edobean is significantly less annoying when she knows about the game and isn't making screechGODDAMNIT
>>
>>181763213
What game do you run?
>>181763217
He did the best he could in a bad situation. If he had the ability to reset constantly, he could have easily gotten it. However, that is not a luxury one is afforded at marathons.
>>181763437
I haven't been wrong once. The run was finished before the estimated time was passed.
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FUCK I DIDN'T MUTE IT IN TIME
I STILL HEARD THE FIRST HALF OF 'POYO'
AND SHE FUCKING TRICKED ME WITH ANOTHER ONE
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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>>181763481
without a doubt
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>>181763570
She is cute. Shut up.
>>
>>181763597
100 coinflips in a row Heads% with savestates can you not read
>>
You may only post in this thread if you've finished a run at a marathon before.
Not so fast Keiz!
>>
>>181763357
What is the point of being trans if you put so little effort?
Where are your tits? Do you even wear bras? Why are your shoulders so wide, wtf is that posture?
Just be a fem guy ffs, maybe you are just gay.
>>
>>181763639
But she is not, she's obnoxious.
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>>181763601
>muting before she says it
that's arguably more autistic that the people donating for her to say it
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>>181763673
so you can belong with the cool kids
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>when your janitor application doesn't get approved and you try to police a thread alone
GDQ is truly the time of times
Thank god you can filter posts
>>
>>181763673
He's a transsexual lesbian. Let that sink in for a moment.
>>
Can you imagine how embarrassing it is to practice for weeks or months in preparation to speedrun a game viewed by tens of thousands of people, only to mess up multiple times and end up not even finishing the game?
>>
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF P0y0!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
POYOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
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>>181763864
Didn't he not finish animorphs at AGDQ last year? I imagine he doesn't give much of a shit.
>>
>>181763864
yo shut up man fite me irl what game do you even run do you at least lift like
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>>181763864
People don't speedrun games to prepare for GDQ. They speedrun games because they like to speedrun them.
They don't consider GDQ or other marathons until after they already do all the work.
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>>181763821
PQYQ
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>>181763893
where have i seen this before
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>>181763864
B-but he finished under estimate!!
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>>181763657
I'm not surprised that you don't run games. Typical. Could you post leaderboards? How about your splits?
>>181763672
>You may only post in this thread if you speedrun a game
Not so fast, anon.
>>181763821
Nice contribution to the thread.
>>181763864
You do know that the run was well received in most circles, right? What game do you run?
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>>181763893
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>>181763132
she is now a square
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>literally having the answers on the screen in front of you
>literally having a PERFECT version of the game you're gonna run
>ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS
>STILL not being able to finish it
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*flies high above it all and bird laughs*
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>>181763946
Nice contribution to the thread.
>>181763948
The HG/SS runs are tricky to pull off in a marathon setting. You need to reset in order to get the right manipulation, but it's hard to do that when you're on the clock. However, when done correctly, it looks pretty great and is a worthy speedrun.
>>181763961
>wahhh he was right what do i do
>lol i know i'll just ignore everything he says that'll show him
>>181764154
What game do you run?
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>>181763864
I really don't think he or anyone at the marathon gives a shit, just you.
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POYO
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Just once, I would love to hear someone on the couch tell her to be quiet. Not even be super rude about it. Just 'alright I think that's enough poyos'.
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POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO
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>>181763976
>the run was well received in most circles
It was entertaining in it's trainwreckyness.
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>>181764229
What? Which one?
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>>181764202
holy fucking autism man
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>>181764202
>However, when done correctly, it looks pretty great and is a worthy speedrun
Too bad that isn't what we got.
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>>181763601
>>181763773
basically
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>WASTING HOURS AND HOURS OF YOUR LIFE ON SPEEDRUNNING
>WASTING IT ON A SPEEDRUN THAT'S TWO HOURS LONG
>BRINGING IT IN FRONT OF 170K PEOPLE
>LITERALLY FUCKING UP THE ONLY THING YOUVE BEEN TRAINING TO DO
I wish I could make this stuff up
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>>181764202
i run baten kaitos 100%
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>>181763773
>>181764358
>samefagging
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>>181764335
IT'S NOT EVEN TRUE TOO
IF THE RUN IS SEEDED THEN ITS JUST ONE FUCKING SET ROUTE WITH NO IMPROVISATION LITERALLY THE MOST WORTHLESS RUN I'D RATHER WATCH A SOLITAIRE SPEEDRUN
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>>181764448
take your meds
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>>181764276
It was more of the fact that despite most things going wrong, he still tried to pull it off. It was commendable.
>>181764319
This expertly worded rebuttal was aimed at which argument?
>>181764335
That's what happens when you have to use a backup strat for your backup strat.
>>181764390
What game do you run?
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>>181764258
cfb already died for our sins
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>>181763948
>>181764220
>keizaron fanboys showing up
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>>181764501
i run baten kaitos 100%
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>>181764390
yea, the only thing more embarrassing than dedicating your life to speedrunning and failing on camera is sitting on your ass all day continuing to watch bad speedruns and complaining about it with anonymous people on the internet
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>>181764390
HE FINISHED UNDER ESTIMATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>181764459
I don't understand how you have such a critical misunderstanding of the entire run. How do you run games when you can't even understand simple concepts? I think I might know the answer to that one.
>>181764569
>everyone who understands basic mechanics and logic is a fanboy
You're about to have a reality check.
>>181764654
Please, in incredible detail, tell me how I was wrong. I'll be waiting.
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>>181764591
oh no I wasted a week of my life
how will I ever recover
I should have brought a backup save
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>>181764493
>projecting
kek
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post the fresh cosmo webm pls...
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>>181764726
HEYOOOOOOO
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>>181764736
>n-no you!! *mutes speakers because human voices bother me*
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>>181764875
are you okay? you seem kind of upset
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>mute announcer
>unmute 10 seconds later
>"POYO"
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>>181764514
Never forget.
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>>181764875
That voice is not human. You are lying. Have you seen her?
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I'm gonna submit my every-finalfantasy-game 100% run but load a savestate that's 1 second from finish, anyone wanna sit on the couch with me?
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>>181764715
GODDAMN !!!!
BUT
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>>181763864
It really is pathetic. Stupid fucker couldn't even work out how to play through mistakes. That's how you spot a non runner.
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Someone please shoot this annoying fuck trying too hard to be cute
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>>181765073
yeah, that pokemon run was fucking garbage
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>>181765073
Count me in. I'll bring a wig and a dog.
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What game do you run?
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>>181752171
all decently runnable platformer fangames have already been in. the one competent photo-game submission got shot down last GDQ and i'm not sure they're going to try again.
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>>181765073
With a condidion.
Only if you finishes under estimate.
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>>181765108
No way, he ran the biggest meme of 2016: animorphs. He didn't finish that run either, but he was under estimate. He's basically the next siglemic.
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>>181765256
zelda
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>>181765256
I'm practicing running Hannah Montana the Movie.
No submitted runs yet. I think i'm the only one though.
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>haHAA: The Speedrun
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>>181752171
double spoiler and STB have been applied numerous times. I put a run in two years ago for SGDQ, even, but it got denied because "It's just not that enjoyable" which I can't really argue with
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I wonder if she can go 3 comments without reading one that compliments her or gets her to say some stupid garbage in that "cute" voice.
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>>181765256
I'll be waiting
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>>181765463
She's a fat fuck this is the only time of the year she gets to feel cute
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>>181765256
Ooh ahh and you: fetch-a-fruit
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Wooow This Announcer Is So Kawaii >:3c Her Voice Is So Cute!!!~ I Love When She Says ~POYO~ n_n;;
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>>181765463
announcers don't pick which ones. donation vetters do. And naturally since people give more money and more donations when she's on the mic, they're gonna push as much stupid shit that gets her to squeak like a japanese porno as they can.
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>>181765534
Shut up. She is cute.
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>>181765073
What game do you run?
>>181765074
I'm impressed that you still refuse to point out where I was wrong.
>>181765108
The only way you play through mistakes in that run is to reset in order to get the correct manipulation. You can only reset so many times during a marathon. You're obviously a non runner yourself if you don't grasp basic mechanics.
>>181765167
What's your YouTube channel?
>>181765370
He did.
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holy fuck the dude on the couch is trying so hard to seem likeable to edobean
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OH, SO KIRBY PLUSHIES ARE ALLOWED BUT NOT TOUHOU
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>>181764202
>The HG/SS runs are tricky to pull off in a marathon setting. You need to reset in order to get the right manipulation
Werster played the game without doing any of that shit on a completely random seed and still got a better time than him.
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>>181765876
Because Poyo!
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>>181765732
you don't have to be a cook to know that the food tastes like shit
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wait, did that guy shout us out
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>>181765935
>still got a better time
and finished. Don't forget how he actually finished and beat red, in less time.
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I miss Werster . .
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let
it
die
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>Doctors (((Without Borders)))
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shitposting so fast nobody realised we're at 800 posts
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CANCER WON
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>I'm going to read a couple of quick donations before I hand the mic over!
Fuck off, Edobese.
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>ban werster with actually entertaining runs
>allow basically cheating and failed runs
nice
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>>181765980
Glad someone noticed, by the way, we on the couch hated the poyo nonsense except for one friend.
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>>181766117
Werster is too dumb to appear on live television
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>>181724140
Someone tell them "Picnic" comes from "Pick a Nig", the term literally means pick a nigger and lynch him. If we can get them to ban "Picnic" it would be hilarious.
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>shit, this is my last game i'm hosting for a while
>BETTER RAPID-FIRE READ ALL POYO DONATIONS
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>>181765935
You obviously don't understand how these runs work. It was a completely different route / way of playing.
>>181765956
You're right. Unfortunately, you're a fucking retard. So, having the experience in the industry would help your basic understanding.
>>181766202
What game do you run?
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>>181762814
>tailsfox88
Reminder that furries have a rich history of doing chargebacks.
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>>181766363
get a tripcode already
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Edobean still has THREE (3) hosting blocks remaining in the marathon, including the closing hosting block, and all last multiple hours.
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>no real movement tech
>RNG is decided for you at the start
>you literally just have to follow a script
>still don't manage to finish a run after 3 hours
lamo
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DS Dads poyo is redeeming this shit
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>>181766531
At least edobean is confirmed female.
Still don't think she should be doing the closing earthbound.
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>>181766531
if she ruins the chrono trigger run im gonna be sad
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why am I sometimes getting twitch ads and other times not. It's weird as shit just staring at the audience with this quiet ass music.
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>>181766531
I hope you're all ready for a dead earthbound run with three hours of her reading donations.
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>>181766505
Nice contribution to the thread.
>>181766532
Oh, you're posting things that are completely false. My turn: anon isn't a complete moron. He also understands basic mechanics and how runs work.
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>>181766669
No, Iceplug is hosting during Chrono Trigger, thank god.
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>protoguy hides his tweet again
What is with trannys causing drama and then hiding from it all.
Isn't he supposed to be GDQ staff?
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>>181766709
are you narcissa
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>>181766709
Nice contribution to the thread.
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>>181764591
>dedicating your life to speedrunning
This is the funniest thing that non-speedrunners think about speedrunners.
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>>181766339
The etymology of the word picnic does not suggest racist or racial overtones. Picnic was originally a 17th Century French word, picque-nique. Its meaning was similar to today's meaning: a social gathering where each attendee brings a share of the food.
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>>181766532
>load up a save where you get a legendary pokemon with just the right stats that you need to do the run
>still can't finish the run
>meanwhile Werster actually finishes and gets a better time without any of that bullshit
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>that ds dad ddd laugh
kek this is magnificent. He's such a fun dude. Does he actually run anything or what.
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>>181766871
Nice contribution to the thread.
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>>181766531
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>>181766583
I'm glad he's not a complete shit host. I was a bit worried since his being a literal meme is what got him on the mic, but he's turned out to be pretty good
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maek nu thread pls
i hae some hot memes here and i don't want to waste them on a dead thread
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>>181766865
You fucking alt-right troll it's a racist piece of shit word for cishet males like you to oppress and murder the rest of us with.Am I doing it right?
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>>181766825
What game do you run?
>>181766836
I am contributing to the thread. There is a severe lack of understanding when it comes to how speedruns work. It is important, for the people who run games anyway, to understand how things work.
>>181766871
How do you manage to be consistently wrong? It's honestly impressive.
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>>181765732
>What game do you run?
As they said, every FF game.
>I'm impressed that you still refuse to point out where I was wrong.
Finishing implies completion. He did not complete his run. So "finished under estimate" is inaccurate. "Forced to stop under estimate" is more accurate.
>The only way you play through mistakes in that run is to reset in order to get the correct manipulation. You can only reset so many times during a marathon. You're obviously a non runner yourself if you don't grasp basic mechanics.
"Playing through mistakes" implies that they continue playing with said mistake being in the game's memory and adapting. The majority of RPGs that rely on step counters have backup after backup for if the step counter gets fucked, with resetting being the final solution after all backups fail. Resetting as the one and only option isn't an adaptation or strategy, it's a "I fucked up again" button, and the person relying solely on resets as a backup shouldn't be running in a marthon.
>What's your YouTube channel?
Who the fuck watches YouTube anymore?
>He did.
He didn't.
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>>181767093
Nice contribution to the thread.
What game do you run?
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>>181766363
it was a safer way of playing if you actually prepared cause it's execution based, rather than relying on a 4% chance of catching mewtwo
get your tongue out of keiz's ass
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>>181767167
>As they said, every FF game.
Post your splits.
>Finishing implies completion. He did not complete his run. So "finished under estimate" is inaccurate. "Forced to stop under estimate" is more accurate.
He finished the run.
>"Playing through mistakes" implies that they continue playing with said mistake being in the game's memory and adapting. The majority of RPGs that rely on step counters have backup after backup for if the step counter gets fucked, with resetting being the final solution after all backups fail. Resetting as the one and only option isn't an adaptation or strategy, it's a "I fucked up again" button, and the person relying solely on resets as a backup shouldn't be running in a marthon.
Please, in extreme detail, tell me how he could have played through his mistake in this specific run.
>Who the fuck watches YouTube anymore?
Please show me your recorded runs.
>He didn't.
He did.
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>>181767292
The whole point of the run was to show off the manipulation / tweaking. It was accepted on those grounds.
>>181767239
What game do you run?
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>>181767378
>Post your splits.
As the anon said, they can do them all in one second. Want the splits? Ask them.
>He finished the run.
Please provide proof of him finishing the run.
>Please, in extreme detail, tell me how he could have played through his mistake in this specific run.
After loading a save state with a specific Pokemon with the stats required to beat Red after multiple resets to try and salvage the step counter... hmmm. I don't know. Beat Red and finish the run with his marathon-safe backup save?
>He did.
He didn't.
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>>181767703
>As the anon said, they can do them all in one second.
so he's lying, obviously lol
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>>181768420
Not necessarily. If not beating Red and finishing the game counts as completion, one could load one second of every FF game, turn the system off and have a 1 second run for all the FFs. As it is apparently a valid "finish" to not complete the game.
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>>181767703
>As the anon said, they can do them all in one second. Want the splits? Ask them.
Right. What game do you run?
>Please provide proof of him finishing the run.
Watch the run again.
>After loading a save state with a specific Pokemon with the stats required to beat Red after multiple resets to try and salvage the step counter... hmmm. I don't know. Beat Red and finish the run with his marathon-safe backup save?
Rewatch the run, read up on some of the strategies used, rewatch the run again, and then come back and post that. You'll realize how retarded you sound.
>He didn't.
He did.
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>>181768842
I never said the world completion. I said that the run would finish under estimate. The run then finished under estimate.
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>>181768950
>Right. What game do you run?
FFXV. What game do you run? Post splits please.
>Watch the run again.
I just watched the last two minutes and saw him not finishing the run. So provide proof please.
>Rewatch the run, read up on some of the strategies used, rewatch the run again, and then come back and post that. You'll realize how retarded you sound.
Actually, knowing the strats used and refusing to rewatch a trainwreck again, I'll just reitterate. He didn't finish the run.
>He did.
He didn't. Proofs please.
>>181769076
>I never said the world completion. I said that the run would finish under estimate. The run then finished under estimate.
The run didn't finish. It was stopped. There's a difference. Unless you count the award acceptance speeches at the Academy Awards getting played and rushed off the stage as they're still thanking everyone finishing. Even then, it's not finishing. It's "being forced to stop before you can finish".
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>>181769076
>I never said the world completion.
I don't really care about you guys or your autistic argument, but "finish" is a synonym to "completion." They both mean the exact same fucking thing.
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