/srg/ - speedrunning general

pokemon hg/ss was one of the top 10 worst gdq 'runs' of all time

This event has no energy, cant bring myself to watch it much.

Bring back werster

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anyone else looking forward to silent hill 2

>>181683265
i agree

this is honestly the worst general on /vg/, and that's saying a lot.

first for coolmatty is dickbutt

>>181683265
>>181683309
what game do you run

>>181683282
I really like watching silent hill speedruns.

>>181683265
I missed it, what made it so bad?

>>181683265
It doesn't get much worse, especially since he even cheated with a save state after fucking up in the start.

>>181683282
i'm looking forward to this shitty pc game block being over

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>>181683174

>>181683401
Life
It seems you failed in this game

>>181683415
>save manipulated for 10 minutes
>fucked up anyways
>had to switch save files because he couldnt catch raikou
>fucked that up too and lost 329832 times to red

>>181683415

Tried to get the correct ID a few times at the start, failed and switched to a copy with the right ID, but still managed to fuck the RNG up, then switched to ANOTHER copy to get his perfect Raikou, and still managed to fail the run by not being able to beat Red (while having a cheat sheet on what exactly to do each turn, so long as he timed it right).

>>181683495
ooh ooh INVERT THAT *bonobo howls and flies away*

>>181683415
he tried to get a good RNG a few times at the start and failed
so he used a backup console with the process pre-done, but turns out the clock on it was wrong so the RNG was also wrong
so he played through half the game with bad RNG
then halfway through the run he just stopped and swapped his HG cart with an SS cart with a pre-made good RNG save
then he reached the final fight in the game, got swept by red's pikachu a bunch of times and just gave up before finishing.

>>181683415

used save states, was playing off a guide on laptop next to him. Didn't even get close to killing red.

Basically he cheated and still fucked it up and was boring.

>>181683527
>>181683561
>>181683654
>>181683684
Werster was probably laughing his ass off watching this run I bet.

>>181683749
I bet his wife's/brother's son was laughing too.

>>181683749
He probably laughed at whoever thought it was a good idea to put this in a marathon

Reminder that you had to send in an application to be a host and you were selected amongst others because you were better

>>181683875
>he believes meritocracy is anything more than a fantasy
(lol

>kill the borders
IS NO ONE FUCKING VETTING THE COMMENTS

>>181683875
also i think there were 'auditions'

>>181683840
him? since hes done the run before

>>181683875
One of the questions was "how do you say pikachu?"

>>181683875

Given the current ((DIVERSITY)) I'd assume its a "who you know" situation at this point.

>>181683875
bubbles is and always has been our boi

https://twitter.com/ClarisRobyn/status/882342541785477120

>>181684051

to be fair, that is a pretty good filter question.

>>181684158
No.

>>181684201

Maybe that was sarcastic

>>181684201
is this the artist previously known as milessmb?

>>181684201
Claris "I didn't feel like dressing up today so call me Miles" Robyn
Claris "I only became a tranny after having a mental breakdown after the election" Robyn

>>181683875
here's the list of hosts btw

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1mFNCDfcJUq4SccNnIA65oTEGh-l9jGDrxwUULT8t7vE/edit#gid=1392737381

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>>181684201

>golder the Savage @golderzoa
>Replying to @ClarisRobyn
>i barely can read it anyway people in there maybe are like have an IQ of like what 80

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>>181684201
>this is a real tweet and opinion

>>181684443
jokes on him. my iq is a perfect 100

>>181684201
One of the responses to just closing the chat is "That might just spread the problem to a thousand chats rather than just the one :/" -- so the problem isn't "harassment", it's that shitlords can find some corner of the internet where they can call a tranny a tranny, even though their "victims" won't ever see this

>>181684365
>uyama is a host
but what about his mono?

>edobean is the host during earthbound
fuck this shit

wait a minute he's gonna go over estimate

>>181684563
>you only matter if you donate
Nice to see Mike Uyama's alt account putting in work

>>181683995
>Killing an arbitrary concept is bad

>>181684201
Who actually cares about chat? It's literally thousands of people spamming copypasta at the same time

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Blessed be thy name

this american gods ad is so fucking shit
what is it even about
it doesnt even make me want to go search for it

>>181684862
shitty that he's hosting a block a lot of people won't be awake for

but he's also hosting during all of chrono trigger

>>181684862
Damn that's a good block

>>181684812
people who need to maintain their victim complex or face reality

>>181684781
You're an arbitrary concept.

>>181684365

wow, I hadn't actually looked through the schedule, we are finishing on earthbound? that is the most mind numbing game to watch ever.

>>181684563
did he pay to make that comment?

>>181684981
But edobean will get to make funny sounds and possibly cry for hours.

>>181685110
Sig?

YOU'RE HUGE
THAT MEANS YOU'VE GOT HUGE GUTS

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At least someone is excited to watch Doom.

>>181685165
nah

>>181685257
damn he looks happy as fuck.
I wish I could be that happy to watch doom.

>>181685257
>vodka in a cup

>>181685257
:)

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>>181685196

>>181685257
Cute

>>181685257
That makes me smile

Can someone give Sent a shower and a shave, or at least put a bag over his head

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IMAGINE
BEING
AS
MAD
AS
PRINCESSPROTO

RIGHT
NOW

can someone hook me up with the uyama 'maybe not' picture?

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>>181685526
No.

>protomagicalguy btfo'd
feels fucking great

>>181685581
What happened? Get me up to speed, I love when trannies get blown the fuck out.

>>181685257
>ywn be this happy about video games

>>181685581

I went to see some meltdown on its twitter but it looks like its private, have there been any updates?

sent ;)

anyone have clips of best moments of sgdq so far?

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>>181685683
not really

>>181685656
Protomagicalguy finally btfo'd?
How?

holy SHIT that was awkward

>>181685581
people are trying to doxx him, which is actually really fucked up.

You'd think with amount of soylent in the building they could ask to borrow some powder or something before going on camera

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>>181685581
>mfw if protoman gets reported/banned for shit talking dansgaming on twitter
I really hope some hero that follows him reports all the tweets where he calls dans a piece of shit.

>>181685795
here you go

I got timed out for 10 minutes for saying "bread makes you fat" what the hell?

I thought I could throw out a random comment in the shit storm and it would just be instantly forgotten, did I trigger someone?

>>181685849
Twitter is run by the hardest left and owned by Saudis. It's run to such a level people with less than 100 followers are banned by hand.

Someone at twitter will look at him and probably verify, let alone ban.

>>181685975
nah that wasn't the awkward part

it was right before that, when sent tried to make a joke about toast and there was utter silence while bloodthunder looked off in the distance

>>181685837
>>>reddit

>>181686025
stop fat shaming

>>181685837
it hurts when i shoot myself in the foot ow

>>181686025
Fatphobia is disgusting.

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>>181686025
lmao "fat" is the original ban trigger from way back in the day

>>181686025

The word "fat" is banned. Between making a gender joke and calling Clefairy and Wigglytuff fat, a guy on the couch got in trouble during the Pokemon run.

>>181686025
Pretty sure they have a filter for the word fat.

anonymous sure is rich

i hate the term "HOYP"

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Remember to donate at least $15 for a chance to win a $15 prize

400K DOLLARS SCAMMED AND LAUNDERED!

>>181686236

It's pretty amazing how he hasn't had enough these last few years, but decided to "make it up" with a 10k donation.

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>>181686048
Actually I've gotten a ton of sjws and trannies banned for exactly what he's currently doing. Twitter has been hardcore banning people that call other people mean names.

It's fucking hilarious using the very tools sjws campaigned for to get them banned.

>>181686287
you dont even need to donate anymore they got busted for not following sweepstakes laws last time

>>181686323
dont forget the 900 thousand dollars in bits too

How many brown invaders you think $2mil could ferry on over to the EU? MSF must be wringing their hands at the chance.

>>181686428
not now croni please

Based glitchless guy back on the couch.

>>181686095
doxxing people isn't okay, you fucking psychopath. we're talking about putting someone in actual danger because they whined about an emote.

>>181686608
why is he always crossing his arms though

what is he trying to hide

is the tranny drama general?

>>181686658
>doxxing people
>people
>tranny

>>181686658
sure thing princess.

>>181686718
probably his breasts rofl

Are FPS the true speedgenre?

Seriously, do you all not understand why certain emotes are banned? Why certain commentary is frowned upon? It doesn't really matter that "lel that's just twitch chat xD". If people in chat are making fun of someone in what world should that be encouraged?
This entire sub really gives off a vibe of a bunch of white kids that really like saying the n-word and then get defensive when they're told it's not cool. There was another thread earlier where someone said something along the lines of "well yeah given the context it's used offensively, but it's not an offensive emote itself". They actually admitted that it was intentionally being used offensively and still were upset it was banned.
I know that everyone says this is a great community and it's easy to get involved, but this sub definitely makes it hard for people outside the speedrun circle to want to get involved at all. I know there are a lot of people that agree with me but are downvoted for (usually cordially) voicing an opinion. Before you cry about censorship, take a step back and actually think about it. If tons of people were to repeated call you autistic, or something racist you would be totally cool with it?

>>181686771
yeah with a side of /pol/

>>181686718

It's something people usually do when they're not entirely comfortable in social situations and want to feel protected.

>>181686658
His fans contacted Dan's "boss" to tell him that he was attacking a trans woman.

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>>181686608

>>181686658
He's putting himself in danger by chugging estrogen, we're just helping him by speeding up the process.

>>181686851
P E A K
R E D D I T

>>181686851
>giving a flying fuck about twitch chat
is just /pol/ anon
same faggots that don't care about videogames and support censoring for the LULZXD.

>100% Doom
but why?

>>181686794
I can't even conceive what it's like to be as sadistic and mindless as you.

Putting a mentally ill person and their family in physical danger is not a rational response to their crying about an emote online.

>>181686658
not saying that doxxing is cool, it's the method of trannies and SJWs after all

But Protomagicaldude did more than "whine about an emote", he tried to slander others for attention.

>>181686960
>physical danger
what

>>181686658
Don't stick your dick in a bee hive if you don't want to get stung.

Also odds are he was gonna kill himself anyway being trans and all. His life was in danger the moment the people around him supported his decision to pretend he was a woman.

>>181686851
Nigger

>>181686960
You live in a fantasy world sweetie

>>181686960
implying he's not putting himself in physical danger by swallowing internet pills without any type of medical advice and control
more than hypothetical nerd sending him pizza

>>181687020
>don't complain about things online if you don't want your private information posted
ok

trans people need to be reminded they are not welcome if they are ugly

>>181687020
>>181687058
Putting a mentally ill person and their family in physical danger is not a rational response to their crying about an emote online.

>>181686851
OY VEY GOOD GOING KEEP THE GOY IN LINE

>>181686960
Ebil netizens gassing the whole tranny's family again? Happens every time.

>>181687058

A fantasy world where doxxing someone is a rational response to people saying stupid shit on twitter?

>>181687142
He tried to ruin someone's life to get attention, can't say I feel bad.

>>181687058
No, it's an irrational response in the actual world too. Many people in the actual world also behave irrationally. I know you're way too fucking retarded to understand basic shit though so I don't know why I bother lmao.

>>181687109
More like
>don't be a belligerent degenerate faggot and and people won't fuck with you

>>181687109
>>181687142
>slander one of the most popular streamers to get some attention
>email his boss to try and get him fired
>oh no why is his 13 year old fanbase attacking me
Literally no sympathy. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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>>181687207
>ruin someone's life

>>181687207
>trying to get an emote banned
>ruin someone's life
Look at this mongoloid.

>>181686960
What is this purported physical danger twitter trannies are always hysterical about? Is there a single documented instance of it as a result of their internet drama?

Might as well just ban all emotes. If context is all that it takes to ban an emote, why stop at just the emotes that make Proto feel bad? Gonna have to ban all emotes that have Black people in them too now. No other choice. It's for the greater good after all.

>>181687142
changing your gender is not a rational response to anyting

>>181687127
Even if they aren't ugly they aren't welcome.
Traps are gay.

>>181687283
You're conveniently ignoring the part where it's a mentally ill person who by definition is incapable of behaving rationally.

It's like doxxing someone who has down's syndrome. Does this really make you feel good about yourself?

>>181687286
he is trying to go to dansgaming's superiors and complain. the intent is to get him suspended or fired playing the transphobia card.

>>181687369

You're avoiding what he's saying. Do you or do you not think it's a rational response?

>>181687286
>>181687291
Did you miss how they tried to ban him from twitch and emailed his boss?

>>181687408
>mentally ill person
Ummm... But that's wrong, sweetie. There's absolutely nothing wrong with being a transperson.

>It's like doxxing someone who has down's syndrome.
No, it's not. Are you trying to imply that transpeople do not understand cause and effect?

>>181687404
if they arent ugly they can blend in seamlessly with everyone else, is what i meant.

I love speed drama, but this one looks fucking boring.

>>181687451
>dansgaming's superiors

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>>181687286

>>181687408
It does. Papa Hitler gassed insane people for a reason.

>>181687530
>this much dodging and dancing around
Yeah, you've lost. Your pathetic display of flailing isn't getting you anywhere.

>>181687565

I think you're posting this in the wrong place, this is tranny drama general.

Dan's emote was more like a go-to to people who would've spammed, say, BCWarrior otherwise (except its banned)

good job whoever banned that global emote!

>>181687417

It makes me sad people like this exist.

>>181687570
>>181687583
they will screech until he gets banned

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>>181687408
If we all have to go around pretending these tranny freaks are normal then I'm going to fucking treat them normally. That means they get to deal with the consequences of being fucking retarded online like everyone else.

When trannies stop pretending they are normal and accept that they have a mental condition I'll treat them as such. Until then they can enjoy the equality they so desperately wanted.

>>181687597
>>>/pol/

>>181687535
Until some dude tries to fuck him during one of those GDQ orgies. Would make for quite a surprise, lmao.

>>181687565
Doom is a good ass game

>Mentally ill person behaves irrationally
>"It's not okay to doxx this person."
>"WELL THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN MENTALLY ILL THEN. THAT'LL TEACH EM"

>>181687663
Thats rude

>>181687616
>this much dodging and dancing around
I directly confronted your bullshit.
Trans people are not mentally ill. Gays were considered mentally ill too, you can figure out why.
Down syndrome impairs thinking, transsexuality does not. You can't compare those condition.

>>181687530
Considering their suicide rate isn't 100% yet they could stand to learn a few things about cause and effect.

>>181687697
>When trannies stop pretending they are normal and accept that they have a mental condition I'll treat them as such. Until then they can enjoy the equality they so desperately wanted.
Imagine having this little integrity.

I feel bad for Kevin and TWF. Just cause they're doing the two players 1 controller race they're probably going to be involved in some way.

>>181687702
But this is /pol/

>>181687775
>proto isn't mentally ill
Holy shit lmao. You are delusional.

>>181687694
They're just going to be ignored. This episode is dead and buried, it's only dramafiends and culturewar twitter warriors desperately fanning the embers now y'all need to let go

>>181687828
Well, Proto is mentally ill but not because xir is trans. Some people just fucking love drama.

>>181687775
changing gender doesnt make you mentally ill but they only reason that they change genders is because they are already mentally ill

>>181687697
>Trannies are mentally ill
>but they think they're not mentally ill
>so I'm going to treat them like they're not mentally ill because it makes me feel bad they they think they're not mentally ill.
That's some pro mental gymnastics you've got going on there man.

>>181687823
No its not
Go back to /pol/

>>181686718
He's insecure with his body and uncomfortable in the social situation

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>>181687821
Do you think kevin pounds twf's cute little bp?

>>181687965
But this is pol

>>181687998
I hope so

>>181687530
>Are you trying to imply that transpeople do not understand cause and effect?
Mentally ill people often don't understand cause and effect. And the effect of whining about an emote isn't normally having you and your family's personal info spread around the internet. That's not a rational way to respond at all.

everyone in this thread is a degenerate

>>181687998
I believe they share an apartment together so probably daily

the CURE for mentally ill tranny FREAKS is 357ccs of LEAD injected DIRECTLY INTO THE BRAIN

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>>181687998
>>181688081
aperturegrillz is a cute

Are the couch guys asleep?

>>181688120
>That's not a rational way to respond at all.
Says you.

>This person who complained about an emote deserves to literally be murdered.
I'm not sure who's more mentally ill, the trannys or you faggots.

>>181688223
It seems like it there's no commentary going on.

Is this runner a tranny too wtf? What's with the long hair?

>>181688223
the guy on the right is awake

guy on the left is fading in and out

there's a legit chance the guy in the middle has been asleep for the entire run

A doxxing to the twitter of every tranny!

>>181688120
>Mentally ill people often don't understand cause and effect.
no wonder why /pol/ is so cancerous then

>>181688243
>Says you.
And a majority of people with a moral compass, yes. I'll concede that literal psychopaths and people with borderline personality type disorders might disagree.

>>181687998
>tfw you allocate too many hair points into chest and upper arms that you don't have enough left for top of the head

>>181688338
>And a majority of people with a moral compass, yes.
Stop extrapolating yourself.

>>181688317
what's wrong with pol?

>>181688053
https://youtu.be/9JRLCBb7qK8
OFFICIAL THREAD THEME

>>181688223
There is a tv on the floor in-front of the couch.

>>181688338
Trannies are the type of mentally afflicted that nobody likes. You will not find sympathy for them here so you can just go back already.

>>181686718
I don't know but he's cute.

>>181688463
>You will not find sympathy for them here so you can just go back already.
Oh I know. I'm well aware that the majority of people here are very lonely, frustrated and socially inept.

>>181688557
If you know this already why come sperf here. Reddit or tumblr would be a better place.

>>181688463
>You will not find sympathy for them here
You won't find sympathy for them in real world. The only people who defend trannies are batshit insane lefties.

>>181688413
>what's wrong with pol?

>>181688692
>>what's wrong with pol?

>>181688692
?

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All these people defending ProtomagicDong in this thread.

>>181688413
lol

why are there no negros in speedrunning after the mhc dissolved? are speedrunners racist?

This isboring as fuck, not even shooting shit 95% of the time. just out of bounds and boosts. same shit tier as 3d metroid runs.

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>>181688752

>>181688749
What's wrong with /srg/?

>>181688752
"nobody should be doxxed" is not quite the same as "I endorse everything the nutjob said"

>>181688413
Nothing is wrong with /pol/. Gaming communities are full of oversensitive children.

>>181688678
Well real world is kind of irrelevant to the topic but yeah, trannies are usually universally shunned. I dunno what's so hard to understand about that for them.

>>181688871
> Implying he is getting doxxed
Yeah attention grabbing trannies have NEVER lied about that

>>181688896
the people in these threads are so fucking stupid it boggles my mind

THANK YOU CORSAIR

>>181687931
Gas every MTF mistake.

>>181688871
"Nobody except those who asked for it and is also a disgusting avomination"

so much for pc master race

>>181688896
Ok thanks. I see the same guy complaining about pol in a speedrunning thread, was curious what is so bad about it.

>>181688982
oh hey you moved those goalposts why are you anti people just as unreasonable as the pro people

>>181688413

t_d

>>181689064
>anti people just as unreasonable as the pro people
Would you gas a tranny?

Why the hell are we not talking about speedruns? Oh wait its GDQ week thats why.

can't wait to get past the drama and get to making fun of caleb for choking in the MMX2 race

>>181689145
tumblr is here.

Does this faggot thread EVER stop wringing their hands over trannies and SJWs? Do they really trigger you that much? :^)

>>181689145
Is this what normally what happens here on GDQ weeks?

>>181689064
not saying that its the case here but sometimes one side parodies the other and makes it seem like they're the level

Does this faggot thread EVER stop wringing their hands over people wringing their hands over trannies and SJWs? Do they really trigger you that much? :^)

>>181689145
poltards and tumblrinas are converging in this thread to discuss their differences. When in truth they're both mentally ill, safespace needing faggots who should kill themselves tbqh.

>>181689060
The users there railed fiercely against the left, particularly during the election. They also love memes that involve race or religion. These two things trigger people exceptionally well, so they have loads of fun with that.

>>181689064
>why are you anti people just as unreasonable as the pro people
It's because the average IQ is 100, so most of the opinions you hear come from people with an IQ of 100.

Well thought out and rational opinions are in the minority. It's a sad fact of life.

>>181689470
t. dunning kruger

>>181689470
too true

real talk tho this run is boring af

>srg
>ever discussing actual speedruns

>>181689550
>dunning kruger
Lol yeah. Clearly that's me, and not you.

>>181689613
>makes statements about IQ
>doubles down
No, totally me. It's quite clear.

>>181689613
>I'm not dumb, YOU'RE dumb

kys

>>181688223
Holy fuck, I thought you were kidding, but that guy on the middle was literally sleeping.

>>181689739
You've given nobody any reason to think otherwise.

>>181689403
Imagine having a common interest club for reasonable like-minded enthusiasts and anybody can join. Some people that join like to climb on the club's table and defecate. Now why would everyone else talk about them I wonder?

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>>181689584
It doesn't help that the GDQ's are meh nowadays

>>181689769
Clearly I'm the one that has been arguing with you this entire time, and not the other guy.

Do you know how an anonymous basket weaving website works?

>>181689064
Let me sum it up for you:

No doxxing is not something that should be endorsed, and guess what, it isn't.

No one gives a flying fuck about ProtoGuy, dude is a lying piece of shit anyway, he is not getting doxxed, so fuck off with your "OHMAGAWD you should think about Proto, doxxing is NOT OKAY" bullshit, stop shilling for him.

All he did was try to stir shit and slander people, and now that it backfired his "I'm scaring someone killed my dog, help me" is his way of damage control, and nothing new.

>>181688223
HE MOVED

>>181689739
>>181689769

Heres a compromise, if you're talking about anything but speedrunning in the SRG, you're retarded, seriously fuck off.

>>181689912
>"OHMAGAWD you should think about Proto"
nobody ever said this
"doxxing is NOT OKAY"
this is just what people said

>>181689985
>the SRG
dude..

>>181689912
>No doxxing is not something that should be endorsed, and guess what, it isn't.
Who said so?
I'd endorse doxxing trannies.

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>>181689985
If you want this shit to stop then change the conversation yourself. This run is boring as fuck though desu.

>>181689985
wording this

>>181689985
can i talk about how insufferable edobean is

>>181690170
Let's ERP instead.

>>181690170
no, this run is fine.

now we discussin'

haha how about that fight the runner did, beautiful haha.

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>>181690250

>>181690250
*touches your girlcock through your skirt*
teehee

Who else waiting this shit run to end to watch HL2?

>wanting megaman X

>>181690328
This is bad enough to seem real. Good job.

>>181690363
i probably gonna go nap before this ends and miss hl2 all together

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>>181690479
people said that exact same thing when narci came out

>>181690328
xenitalia

Why do these runs not have music on, it might make watching this game bearable.

A reminder that Half-Life literally set the trend to reduce, simplify and gameplay secondary in favour of narrative.

>>181690581
i'm not normally bothered by trannies at all, but there's just something grotesque about wanda that makes me nauseous every time i see it

>>181690647
Half-Life interwove level design and narrative. That isn't at all a bad thing.

>>181690703
did wanda get pumped with hormones?

>>181690737
Hence "set the trend". HL1 isn't a bad game on its own at all.
Oh and it also brought 10min unskippable cutscenes.

I really need to know the name of the guy in the middle of the couch.

Dude literally saves all the runs he's in. Saved Mirror's Edge and now he's pretending to be asleep to give people in chat something to meme about.

>>181690973
that's drtchops

might as well just turn on noclip and fly to the exits. speedruns like these are fucking pointless.

>>181690973
DrTChops

>>181690971
It was that piece of shit HL2 that did that.

HL1 never had cutscenes that went on beyond the opening.

>>181691091
>>181691186
Does he run anything?

>>181691231
Dishonored, Prey I think, Morrowind and he used to run Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light

>>181691231
he's doing divinity original sin tomorrow

>>181691231
com/user/DrTChops

>>181691220
It was almost an hour long opening though, iirc. Without the tutorial integrated into it too.
HL2 always felt like a showcase/ad for the source engine and all the new physics. Fucking around in HL2 was fun, the game itself was nothing remarkable.

It happened I actually fell asleep with the stream open, this guy is so softly spoken.

>>181691569
that's just like your opinion man

Is Wednesday (EDT) the worst day of this GDQ

>dark souls 3 all bosses with dlc 1 but not dlc 2
Why? No one does this category. Either all bosses with no dlc or all bosses with all dlc.

This is retart

the choke is real.

>>181691960
maybe some dumbshit like last time where dlc1 wasn't out yet when ppl were submitting their games to run?

>choke

>>181692106
>>181691960
they told dist he couldn't do dlc2 so he backed out and now some random guy is doing it

>>181691905
Yesterday was worse, wednesday (for me) is actually good. Starting with Hl2, SH2, RE, then Ninja Gaiden, Castlevania, Super Meat Boy and the best speed game of them all, VVVVVV.

And then ending with Mega Man X2 (although I'm not a fan of a four way race) and based Pheenoh.

>>181692106
why not add dlc 2 then? it's only another half hour

>>181692302
would they not let him due to time constraints?

>>181692316
>>181692413
gotta have the 3 hours of majoras whogivesafuck followed by 5 hours of earthsnore am i right haha

>>181692413
that's what they said, but his estimate would have been 1:40:00 just like the guy who is only running dlc1 so who knows

>>181692413

I think it was due to the dlc2 having been released too late or something.

This is a pretty cool lets play event for cancer twitch is running.

megamans all feel the same

>>181692316
Because they autistically just pointed at the rulebook even though the runner had in his accepted (!) application explained the situation and given an estimate for DLC2 that ended up being very accurate. They said they need to screen all the games for acceptable content which is not only a laughable argument in an established franchise, could've been done almost effortlessly after the fact.

But no, instead of making a concession and aiming to be more explicit about the rules and their own adherence to them, they went back on their word and now we have a shittier run in the marathon. Autism speaks.

>>181692302
they did the same thing last time said he couldn't do ds3 with dlc 1 so he backed out then aswel. must be the same reason that it wasn't released when submitting.

>>181692316
it is against their rules to run content not released when submitting the games.

>>181692642
shut the FUCK up

>>181692642
Pre-sliding MegaMan is gay

>>181692643
>to screen all the games for acceptable content
wtf does this even mean?

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you don't think tekkie is going to run silent hill in his fursuit do you...

What does the category mean?

>>181692934
https://wiki.sourceruns.org/wiki/Differences_between_Half-Life_2_Engines

>>181692637
What game would you run?
>>181677625
I'm back. I just wanted you to know I had a great time, much like the great run Keizaron put on.

>>181692812
I assume that there isn't a surprise tentacle rape or the protagonist advocating gassings and race war now or something. Which, again, is laughable with a DLC for Dark Souls 3.

>>181692989
Oh I didn't even know there were multiple versions.
Cool.

>>181693040
Didn't they have hunie pop in one of the bonus streams a few years ago though?

>>181693108
That stuff happens with a lot of source games
Source is constantly updated by valve and they sometimes port old games to new versions

>>181693134
That game has a built in clean version, though in nu-GDQ that probably wouldn't fly either

>>181693216
>clean
you still see titties

>>181692989
So, what I got from that is: New Engine is slower.

>>181693216
>>181693270
nvm I checked and they never ran it, the video on YouTube is the game overlayed on a run that's actually Tetris

>>181693302
New engine is actually faster because ABH is possible.
https://wiki.sourceruns.org/wiki/Accelerated_Back_Hopping

>>181693640
think again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnFjTG9J-T8

I'm always impressed at how lengthy setup is. Truly amazing.

>>181693810
Summer Games During Setup

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>>181693810
with organization of this caliber what can go wrong?

>>181693810
I'd understand if they needed to switch consoles and such, but... last game was literally a PC game. You just need to login into your steam account and bam. Setup's ready.

Why not just have two stations set up so you can set up the next game while the first one is still being played?

>>181694092
Because that would double setup times. You'd have to set everything up twice! Duh!

>"""""no scripts"""""

>>181694154
Didn't James Chen go to the last AGDQ? How was he not horrified after being to 100s of fighting game tournaments where they have like 80 concurrent stations going?

>no scripts

>>181691778
That's a pretty fucking good opinion though.

>>181694487
I'm glad you have a high opinion of your opinions.

anyone have a cannon I can borrow in OSRS for my khalphite task? god bless

>>181694461
What does that even mean?

>>181690323
>that pic
me irl

>>181694972
no cosplay or boobs allowed at gdq

>181694972
>landwhale
Fuck off

>>181694972
momokun

>>181695150
Disgusting

Trannies removed from GDQ's forever when?

How much do your parents have to hate you not to get your lisp fixed?

This run is so bad holy fuck

>>181694972

If you know who she is cosplaying it makes it incredibly easy to find out who she is, this isn't her first cosplay, she's probably the only decent BBW cosplayer.

>half life 2 is a really fun and interesting speed run
>not much of a hard game to speed run either
>this runner who apparently has no background except on speedrun got into GDQ
>no gocnak in sight

how do you fuck up a game thats really neat to speedrun? This runner even took the wrong route and fucked it up

Greetings from Germany! Long time watcher, first time donator. I love watching my favorite games from my childhood getting destroyed! My mom's second cousin's grandmother has cancer, so I'm glad to donate to a great cause. Can't wait to get to 2 million again this year. Money goes to saving the animals, and killing the frames. I'll donate an extra $10 if the announcer says "POYO!" and the crowd gives me their best "HYPE!"

>>181696006

No scripts, new engine

Woobly has a faster time than Gocnak

who tf even is this

What a -loading...- great run. I'm -loading...- enjoying myself.

Did I just doze off or did they say nothing for four minutes?

>>181696986
This thread has been dead for 15 minutes so it's not just you

>>181683647
kill yourself faggot

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>>181696986

Fuuuuck how much longer till Silent Hill 2.

These spergs are awful at keeping it lively.

ban all PC games from GDQs

>>181698268
how can you say that when the single greatest GDQ run of all time, starcraft 2, was run on PC

half life 2 is actually a really shit run
you spend so much time loading and out of bounds with nothing happening

>>181692819
He better fucking not if he wants to run it. I dont think they'll LET him run it in his furfag suit.

>>181698439
that's awfully bigoted of you.
furries and pedos will be accepted at agdq 2018

>>181698330
i contemplated killing myself multiple times during that """""""""""""run"""""""""""""""""

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why the fuck is it always loading

is it really faster than just going through the level? Like how much faster? Even if it was 3 minutes slower to go through the map I'd rather see that.

what was wrong with the sc2 runs? i watched the wings of liberty and the heart of the swarm runs and they weren't bad

>>181698572
lmao

>>181698561
Of course it's faster. Just not fun to watch.

((((((((((anonymous donations))))))))))))

>it's another anonymous "donation" with no comment for a large amount of money gdq

The God Gamer Stigma

>this run is still going
>no one is talking

>tfw I sat out a 7/4 party to watch sgdq only for this to be what's on

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wow how fucking boring and lame this run is right now. Although I do enjoy that all three people on the couch are sitting in the same awkward poses

>>181698476
Fursuits are banned at SGDQ 2017 due to it covers your entire face. Anything that does it out for safety reasons. Its also a good excuse to tell the furfags they're not gonna fucking fursuit there.

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>>181699814

>>181700046
is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

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why does this gdq suck so hard?