/owg/ – Overwatch General

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Here comes T.Racer!

I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD

>still playing Overwatch

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Every post below mine is not viable inthe current /owg/ meta

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88530 seconds till doomfist release

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Posted in the last thread but it just died, can any fellow Mercy mains here rate my stats, I'm trying to improve

>>181655453
I think the posts above you are the only ones we need to keep the thread going desu.

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>>181655386
forgot pic

>>181655453
So the current /owg/ meta is

>T.Racer
>Reinhardt Tittypad
>still playing Overwatch
and
>making fun of OP

sounds alright to me

why is mccree's kit so uninspired?

>>181655587
Procreacion

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>>181655587
nice

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SHI NO NIOI KA? YOSHI! ITSUDEMO KOI!

>>181655587
Thanks anon

>>181655587
>>181655608
Do you mind if I save these?

>>181655587
I swear to god I'll kill one of the mods if you don't get a 3 days vacation for this.

I was banned for posting a pic of Ana in a Bikini once.

At least the animation is pretty alright compared to the rest that's out there.

>>181655750

mada mada

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I JUST WANT TO WIN A FUCKING GAME
PLACEMENT HELL IS REAL

where the fuck is the hard reset for SR?
comp mode really fucking needs one

>>181655835
I was banned for joking about Torb height once, don't be a pussy

Favourite hero in each category?

N/A
Junkrat
D.Va and Winston
Zenyatta

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>>181655750
WOAH THERE

>>181655889

Just choose pharah my friend.

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>>181655640
You forgot something important.

>>181655958
S76
Junkrat
Roadhog
Mercy

>>181655958
Soldier 76 and McCree
Hanzo
Winston and Reinhardt
Ana and Lucio

>>181655958
McCree
Junkrat and Torbjorn
Winston
Everyone but Mercy

>>181655529
like passing a gnarly turd that's been clogging you up. it'll be good to get it out of the way at least

>>181655958

Pharah
Hanzo
Winston
Ana

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>Doomfist
Can't wait for his interactions with Talon members.

>>181655958
Zenyatta
Mei
Winston
Lucio

Can Helix do anything right?
Their politics of accepting autistic people into ranks really doesn't pay off

>>181655275

Who are the hardest heroes to get POTG for and why is it Zen and Ana?

>>181656078
>>181655889
The irony

>>181656332
Helix rockets do a lot of damage and are a great tool for finishing off or wounding squishies. It's also quite satisfying to airshot airborne targets out of the air with helix rockets.

WHY CAN I BE PUT ONTO A TEAM WITH PEOPLE I CAN'T EVEN QUEUE WITH. IF I CAN'T QUEUE WITH MY FRIEND 600 SR BELOW ME THEN I SHOULDN'T BE MATCHED WITH SOMEONE 600 SR UNDER ME EITHER

>>181655958
>Genji
>Junkrat
>D.Va
>Lucio

>>181656335
Zen's not that hard.

>>181655835
I'm just sharing the decent goods with my chum at /owg/

>>181655649
Because it was built around an ability that blizzard essentially removed and now he is basically just a leftclick bot.

Roll is basically a wasted skill and only really existed for its synergy with fan the hammer. You basically just use it now every time you reload, it's more of a passive than an actual ability.

Flashbang is more of a deterrent than anything since you usually aren't within range of anything to flashbang. It's a good ability, but doesn't fit with the character at all.

Deadeye used to be fun when you could actually flank with it. Mccree could win any 1v1 pretty easily which meant you could go wherever you wanted, now he's basically forced to stay in the backline, behind a barrier, with your healers.

Mccree used to be a glass cannon, but now he's just glass.

>hahah just play mercy you in top 500 easy fast lol ahah xD mercy op ahahaha
>win 20sr
>loss 35sr
yea sure

>>181655958

>Reaper
>Torbjorn
>Winston
>Zenyatta

>>181655889
You know youre just going to be placed -200 to -300 of where you were last season regardless of your placements right

>>181656446
Should Blizz give McCree +50 health?

>>181656454
>being too stupid to play the most braindead hero in the game
I think your SR is the least of your problems.

>>181655958
Reaper
Mei
Dva
Lucio

>>181656454
They forgot to let you know that you have to not be absolute trash

>>181656446
flashbag was obviously given to him to synergize with his right click

>>181656438

How do you get PotG as Zen? I've gotten 3k transcendence heals into a double kill before and it will skip me over for a Mcree who gets an assisted triple kill.

It's completely random when Zen gets potg. Blizzard's algorithm forces Zen to be a dps in order to get potg.

>It's a double 2 stack team
>Both 2 stacks refusing to switch off double DPS

Activates the almonds

>>181656537
That won't fix him, he needs several things:

He needs fan to either have a tighter spread and the ability to headshot, or just more base damage

He needs flashbang to actually fucking work, and to go farther than 3 feet

He needs roll to work in midair, and to have a much lower cooldown

I wanna fuck Pharah

>>181656537

They should give him a second pistol, double his fire rate, decrease his damage per shot by 55%, decrease the damage falloff, and give him a 20% bonus to damage on crits (headshots).

>>181656446
>>181656537
Worst of all, buffing the guy would bring him back to his insane days, and everyone would again be fucking done with his bullshit.
This is what bugs me out about Overwatch - a lot of design behind heroes implies that either they utterly destroy everything in sight, or are useless junk and waste of a character slot.
That's not a good gamedesign at all.

>>181656696
>Blizzard's algorithm forces Zen to be a dps in order to get potg
Yeah, pretty much.
Have harmony orb on someone, unload a full right click into a tank's head, and land some good left clicks, ideally all on the objective. I get a couple plays like that each session.

>>181656696
He is dps

>>181656762
Flashbang could benefit greatly from longer range and the ability to detonate it mid-air. So that we'd have more CC in game than just a sleep dart from a hero that no one even plays, because your fellow neighbour mercymain wouldn't let them.

How am i doing bad with junkrat when i have gold elims and gold dmg????

>>181656989
Although if you give flashbang more range, then you get assblasted genji and tracer mains who will whine about him being OP now, because god forbid anything actually counters them

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>>181655958
Sombra
Mei
D.Va
Ana

>>181657195
MEDALS DON'T MATTER
CHAAAANGE

>>181656454
I posted my stats, I've climbed 440 SR with a 45% winrate. I typically win 26-32 SR and lose 11-22.

You're either complete shit or not padding your stats enough.

>>181656537
That would just be a bandaid and wouldn't actually fix his broken character design. Literally every part of his kit was made to synergize with an ability that you aren't actually supposed to use.
>>181656664
Yeah, that's my point.

>>181657195
Junkrat is trash in almost all circumstances.

>>181657195
Stop falseflagging, I've never seen an actual Junkrat player say something like this in game or anywhere else.

>>181655889
haha dumb frogposter is bad at video games

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Isn't this the fetish OP poster?

I'm glad Reaper finally had a single successful mission

and now he has a fellow black friend

>>181657204
No because retard McCrees that complain about not being able to counter Tracer and Genji due to their lack of aim would still whine about flashbang carrying momentum.

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I'm so hyped for doomfist, it's unbelievable. My one and only love is fistfighting in games. I fucking love monks in d3, they are a shit ton of fun to play. I fucking love brawling games like hotline miami and streets of rage. I would legit kill someone, if you would promise that we'd get a proper melee fighter in overwatch after that.
I mean, think about it. What do we have for melee right now?
Sym isn't challenging and lacks... Everything.
Rein, while being a "melee" hero - very rarely gets to actually melee, since barriers and all that shit.
Genji only uses melee while ulting and is a piece of shit character anyways.
Winston barely uses his monkey fists. Who the fuck cares about tesla gun, throw that shit away and whack people with your big hairy monkey arms, you dumbass.
God, I want to punch someone right now.

>>181657370
>junkrat talking about muh medals
>doesnt happen
Id love to play underlook in bizarroland with you

>>181657493
He's mexican

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>two whole mad max characters
>no payload race or chase or whatever
Blizzard needs to start stealing the good parts of other games

>>181657204
I don't even think longer range flashbang would hurt genji/tracer at all. It's difficult enough to hit them when they're up your face, how the fuck would you predict their chaotic movement at longer ranges?

>>181657513
I love how Genji mains always insult people's aim whenever the subject of countering Genji comes up

>just aim better haha *does a double backflip while throwing shurikens then dashes away*

>>181657591
>what is blaxican

>>181657714
I don't even play Genji, but McCree does in fact counter flankers.

Is there a way to get banned in QP? Tired of this shit ass bullshit trash game

>>181657714
>Head hitbox literally up own ass, rotating on an axis in all three dimensions doing backflips and half-a-second wallclimbs in the meantime
What's so hard about hitting a target, eh? GENJI IS FINE, HE DOESN'T NEED A NERF, GUYSE

>>181657845
Genji counters McCree though

>>181657879
No, then stop playing it.

It had happened a lot to me that i'm playing mei, use her ult but it never came out and me charge is reduced to 0, also it is not because i died, i was full hp when i used it and 10 seconds later, it just bugged....
Am i the only one with this issue?

>>181655958
Genji
Bastion
D.Va
Zenyatta

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>pick pharah
>another player instantly picks mercy.
don't do that please thank you.

>>181657845
In your ass: The movie

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>>181658003
>he doesn't want personal healslut
weirdo

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>>181655587
Sombra is only for the american penis.

>>181657945
>>181657905
>>181657714
Mccree definitely counters Genji and if you think otherwise you're complete shit at using flashbang. Throw it above his head, to the side, or at the terrain. It has a massive splash radius and is pretty easy to do once you get the hang of it.

Mccree countering tracer is a meme though, good tracers will fucking dumpster you.

>>181657945
Genji counters everyone that isn't Winston or Tracer

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RIGHT NOW!

COME UP WITH CHARACTER SPECIFIC KILL LINES FOR HEROES

>Sombra on Reaper kill
"Gab quiere ser hardcore y su mama no le deja!"

>>181658420
Anyone kills junkrat
>Why dont you switch?

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>>181657558
Why the martial artists are so much shit on these days?

>>181658420

No you faggot stop posting this shit.

>>181655958
Tracer
Junkrat
Roadhog
Zenyatta

>>181658420
>S76 to symmetra: haha i bet u do tech support u stupid currynigger XD

>>181658420
>mcree kills anyone
"banged you good dain't i?

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>Talon, a terrorist organization
>Reaper+Sombra are Latin
>Doomfist is black
>Widowmaker is white but also she's Isn't white because some contrived bullshit about blood flow, and also the poor baby is brainwashed it's not her fault uwu

Hey

What did Blizzard mean by this?

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>>181658550
I have no idea, lad. It's sad, tho. And I really want something good to play in competetive while listening to hot Mother Russia Bleeds soundtrack

>>181657974
Someone posted a video of a Mei ult vanishing into nothingness, no D.Va or Genji on the other team, so no, you aren't

>>181658646
Whats sad is his VA would probably agree to do this, but only if it was specific to Hanzo because of how much of an SJW he is and trying to push Mccree/Hanzo shipping.

>>181658768
>SJW hurrrr

stop buzzwording you supreme fucking faggot

>>181658660

Spics and niggers will try to steal da hwhait wymminz if you give them a chance.

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>>181655958
"Piece of shit noskill flying rat, fucking crap bitch ass nigger cunt Jeff Kaplan"

Mei
Probably still Mei. She's kind of a tank, too.
Sexy grandma

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>>181656791
Everyone with patrician taste does too

>>181655958
Sombra
>lol
Winston
Ana

>>181658847
he literally streams himself while RPing Mccree and talking about how he wants to fuck Hanzo.

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>>181658003
Are you seriously complaining about getting the best healer in the game?

>Doomfist has been confirmed to be a loli

Wow Blizzard really?

>>181658186
And Tracer has to look up and wait the Deflect to try to kill him while anything on the ground can oneshot her

>teammates completely ignore symmetra and reaper flanking them
>everyone splits up
>half of the niggers die before they even make it to the point
>they ignore all sound cues like reaper shadow stepping behind them
how am I supposed to win when everyone's fucking dumb?

>>181658847
>stop buzzwording
>proceeds to use buzzwords
whoa...

>>181656696
Some of my POTGs are of my Transdences saving a teamwipe ult like reaper, soldier, or genji.
Although most of them are actually sharpshooter clips with my outsniping widows and hanzo

>>181657370
Junkrats are some of the worst, most insecure players around.

>>181658967
And that's why I'm calling you a stupid fucking faggot for buzzwording SJW

not being bothered by gay shit and promoting it to increase your fanbase and chance of being hired on for other projects due to popularity and loyal fans =/= SJW

failing to shit your pants because teenagers are shipping a character you voice with a man is not radical social justice racketeering

>>181659114
>hypothetical what ifs hurr theorycraftan
I can do this all day but I'm not going to, Genjis will always have a hard time against any tracer that knows how to aim.

>>181659215
Well if you constantly attack people for the sole reason they pick Junkrat, its understandable they might get defensive. Maybe you should stop being an asshole and let people play what they want. If you're playing comp, you won't even see Junkrat that much above gold, so unless you yourself are a shitter you shouldn't have a problem dealing with them

>>181658967
Fuck off retard.

>>181658660
Isn't Widowmaker the only actual Talon agent and Sombra and Reaper mostly just mercenaries contracted by Talon?

>>181659473
Unclear, like all Overwatch lore

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>>181658880
People love to jerk off healers in this game. When I played DPS, I'd usually get flamed every time I lost a game, even if I was doing incredible.

Playing Mercy, literally no one complains about me. Even if I fuck up and die, or don't heal someone fast enough because they're behind another teammate, no one blames me.

I'll die with res, we'll lose the teamfight, I'll apologize and multiple people will come to my defense saying it wasn't my fault, no one killed anything, no one protected you. I can literally do no wrong.

Plus when we actually win, everyone tells me how amazing I am. How I'm actually the best Mercy they played with, how great my reses were, upvote my card, send me friend requests.

It's like I'm playing a completely different game. I don't even like playing Mercy but I love how nice everyone is to me when I play her.

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>>181659605
Went over to visit my sister, played OW on her PS4. Picked Mercy, sucked because the controls were new, 25% of all healing done. Still 5 upvotes

literally why

>>181659473
>>181659540

If maybe you payed attention to inconsistecies you could realize it's highly likely that Reaper is not a mercenary anymore. Or was/is conceived to be but that isn't the reality of the situation.

Sombra is the unknown. And that's fitting because... she's Sombra.

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>pick sombra in comp
>Other dps picks junk because le memes
>We end up winning 2-0
>Two stack changes to hanzo and widow because le maymays
>Lose 3-2

>Pick sombra on hanamura defense
>Sym shitter stars reeing in voice chat and says she can't do any damage
>No tank so tank instead
>Sym does nothing, somehow doesn't get a single ult off
>Lose

>>181659630
Thanks for the (You)'s, but if you're trying to imply something you're probably wrong. I'm just a Torb who hates seeing people constantly arguing about hero picks. Thankfully it doesn't happen nearly as much since I've reached plat

>>181659790
>If maybe you payed attention to inconsistecies you could realize it's highly likely that Reaper is not a mercenary anymore.

Overwatch lore is full of *inconsistencies that don't always amount to anything

It's unclear unless they state it specifically

>>181659123
get some freinds, play with /owg/

>"omfg dont go zenyatta he sucks go mercy"
>gold elims
>silver damage
>gold healing
>gold objective time
>Hurr durr Zenyatta is a shit healer


No when im fucking zenyatta and taking care of the fuckers who are flanking because my team cant dont fucking bitch at me when we lose

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Happy Independence Day, /owg/! And to those of you who aren't from the US, have a happy Tuesday!

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>>181659605
That picture legit sums up all of compliments I've received throughout two seasons of mostly Ana. And yes, mercys usually get jerked off whenever they do good. Apparently that's a thing that is reserved ONLY for them, because I've never seen neither zen, nor lucio receive any credit from the team. Not just mine, but, like, at all. Never.

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JUNKRAT BUFFS WHEN

>>181659605
>mercy doesnt do jackshit
>gets autoupvoted on play card
>play literally any other healer
>playcard never gets upvotes regardless of if i played good or not

>>181660007
That can't stop you from seeing the direction the story in headed in. The writing is not that clever.

>>181660121
Because people can actively see Mercy healing them on the lower part of the screen, showing she is paying attention to you

Lucio is AOE, sometimes you don't even notice Ana is there

Zen, everyone is wishing you'd just picked Mercy

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>>181660017
>have friend who only plays zenyatta when its his turn to be healer, even if he's the only healer
>he has great aim, but he absolutely sucks at healing people, barely pays attention to who needs harmony and will frequently throw harmony on someone and then immediately break LoS with them

>>181659413
Then you should know that most gold Junkrats are absolute trash.

>>181655958
Reaper
Mei
Roadhog
Mercy

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>>181660061
It's already wednesday here, and exactly 5 months 1 day until our independence day

>>181660189
>That can't stop you from seeing the direction the story in headed in

The direction of the story is vague and also constantly changing - remember how they pulled their Origins comic? So, yes, the writing is shit.

You're pretty fucking new to Blizzard if you're presuming to know their story direction, because they're not even clever enough to foreshadow

>>181660302
Lots of people in gold are trash, it has nothing to do with the hero they picked

>>181660292
I specifically switch to zentyatta when im on a team that is incapable of defending a healer

>>181660383
Is that Mercy a man

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LOOTBOX

CHANGE

FUCKING

WHEN

>>181660302
*all junkrats are absolute trash
FTFY

>>181660230
A bit sad. Zen is tons of fun. But guess if you can't cover a big mistake that is diamond rank by ressing five people - you're fucked, no appreciation for you.

>>181660383
is that Rick Sanchez?

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>>181660292
I'll be my own healer!

With Discorbs! And headshots!

In fact, forget the healing!

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>>181659815
I was agreeing with you. Even in arcade people bitch about picks before the match even starts.

>>181660473
MERCYMAN

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>>181659263
>Shilling yourself for identity politics is not Social Justice Warrior actions

People can do whatever they want, but when the VA starts pushing his identity politics into the game and community personally, its unprofessional and shows a lack of concern for the content of the character he is representing and would rather just pander to the lowest common denominator.

Like imagine of Mako, the original voice actor for Aku started streaming about how he wanted that hot samurai dick in his female form. Shit is cringeworthy beyond belief.

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>>181658420

>>181660397
>constantly changing
No
>You're pretty fucking new to Blizzard
Also no.

You're just a bit dimwitted. Chu said there is plenty of foreshadowing. And there is. He's passed it right in front of you and your response is "the direction of the story is vague!". lol

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Mercy main> Symmetra main

>>181660473
Mercy man btw

Why is Roadhog's character design and voice acting so bland? It feels as if he's got one personality trait.

Who's the gayest male in Overwatch barring Tracer?

>>181660639
Oh, alright then. It's pretty sad to see it in arcade, but I guess with the lootboxes on the line people can get kind of tryhardy

>>181660376
Well, in that case, happy Wednesday! Finland?

>>181660729
The only thing worse than a symmetra main is a junkrat main

>>181660753
Gabe is next. So Gabe.

>>181660729
Mercy fills my /ss/-needs more than Ana

>>181660745
>gas mask
>it's sorta hard to differentiate him from junkrat without being Reaper Lite
>it comes out more in his appearance than voice lines

>pharah

remove all drop off damage when she is hit. I don't fucking care. If she doesnt have drop off, then fuck her

I'm not switching to widow to shoot this stupid bitch.

>>181660745
I think his voice acting is pretty neat. Personally I think he sells it, I mean the laugh after you hook someone at times is gold.

>>181660452
They can help by not picking Junkrat.

>>181660501
Thank you, my mistake.

>>181660668
>Shilling yourself for identity politics

Blizzard already said there's gonna be more than one gay character, and Chu just recently reconfirmed it

If Mercer offers up his own because he's not /your guy/ that's hardly identity shilling

Plus Hanzo's VA is married to a dude (VA is just shy and doesn't like events), so it'd probably be closer to an actual identity than any of the other characters

>>181660745
Kaplan mentioned in an interview that Roadhog looks like the type of character that would be an enemy in any other game. But he liked how Overwatch is composite of all sorts of different character designs.

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>>181658675
>Mother Russia Bleeds soundtrack
10/10 taste Anon, I hope he will be at least fun to play.

>>181661090
I suppose. But that usually opens up some unusual avenues when it comes to character development

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>>181658420
Genji:
Don't bring a knife to a gunfight, kid. Even if it's a big knife.

McCree:
Giddy up.

Pharah:
Maybe the apple does fall far from the tree.

Reaper:
Maybe you'll stay down this time.

S76:
That's more grey than I remember...

Tracer:
Even you can't outrun bullets, kid.

Bastion:
Now this brings me back.

Hanzo:
Bows are for hunting, not war.

Junkrat:
Your aim's as bad as your posture.

Mei:
Bring a helmet instead of a coat next time.

Torbjorn:
Get your toys off my battlefield.

Widowmaker:
Squashed.

D.Va:
[grumble] Are they drafting from cribs these days?

Reinhardt:
You had to retire some time.

Roadhog:
It's like shooting at the broad side of a barn.

Winston:
Should've researched how to duck.

Zarya:
At ease, comrade.

Lucio:
You kids these days listen to the worst music.

Mercy:
Doubt even you could fix that, Ziegler.

Symmetra:
Don't worry, I made sure the bullet holes were evenly spaced.

Zenyatta:
Sure don't build 'em like they used to.

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>doomfist drops
>check tumblr riot
>all this R76 shit posting NTR

Hilarious.

>>181660230
Plus ana is basically a throw hero at most ranks. In diamond whenever I have an Ana on my team I never get fucking healed. I can be right in front of them and they still will refuse to heal me, or miss me multiple times standing still and give up and use their grenade. They never use their grenade on the enemy, they never sleep dart anything that's not a tank, they never top you off, and they always nanoboost the reinhardt like it's season fucking 2.

It's also always some DPS main with too much pride to just play mercy.

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>>181660825
Indeed.

>>181660710
>You're just a bit dimwitted. Chu said there is plenty of foreshadowing.

whatever helps you sleep at night, or not, red-line faggot

Chu's definition of foreshadowing is plopping pictures of Reaper in Necropolis and then going six months later 'bet you didn't guess Ana and Jack were looking for Gabe ;)' or 'Doomfist smashes up the place, I wonder if he is coming ;)'

>>181661148
What songs do you guys recommend for it?

>>181661203
i like these

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Which one of you guys was this

>>181661203
I heard a new voice line for Soldier killing Roadhog.

>Age before beauty. Guess you came in third

Had to apply some cold water to myself after that

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>there are people that cry about hero choices in Arcade modes and QP
That's supposed to make me switch? Kek

>>181661241
I really, really hope Gabe tries to dump his purse out at Doomfist's feet and just gets ignored

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>teammates all go DPS

>>181661273
Your whole post just proved my point on your being dimwitted m8. Story isn't that complicated. Sorry you can't follow along.

>>181661251
I know this feeling.
I had this Ilios Match once and srsly Ana didn't heal for shit. Told her to get the fuck off Ana, because I do know what I am doing with her at least (60+h, Main previous seasons) and surprise surprise, we had heal and actually won.

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>>181661203
>Don't worry, I made sure the bullet holes were evenly spaced.
damn anon. savage.

>>181661203
>Junkrat:
>Your aim's as bad as your posture.

>Symmetra:
>Don't worry, I made sure the bullet holes were evenly spaced.

FUKKN BROOTAL

>>181661397
>wanting Reaper to act like a desperate fucboi

Nah, Reaper should hate him like he hates the rest of Talon. Remember, "I like working alone.".

Sombra is somewhat an exception but that hasn't really made significant progress yet.

>>181661406
dance emotes were a mistake

good thing they are event locked

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>>181658420
The diminutive for Gabriel in spanish is Gabi

>>181661428
>hurr durr slurp yummy chu's cock Emmy-award winning series

whatever you say inbreed

>>181661203
This banter fits TF2 more than overwatch. Blizz tries to keep things at managable levels of insanity

Which Hero gets the best POTGs frequently?

>>181661590
Shh, don't reply to the Chu whisperer. It's not worth it.

Arcade is the only way I have fun with OW anymore. On the plus side it's really fun.

>>181661590
How did you suddenly switch to thinking I like Chu? Oh, right, because you have no other defense then make shit up. Cool.

>>181661203
These a funny anon, you actually know what you're doing.

I dare you to try and do some for reinhardt and fit his character.

>>181661551
Dumping your purse at someone's feet doesn't mean you're desperate, it means Gabe tries to spill his deep edgy feelings about how Jack and Ana are mean 2 him :'( and Doomfist doesn't give a shit

>>181661203
Quality post, that's really something I'm missing in Overwatch all those interactions between every single hero. I loved that shit when I played TF2

>>181661662
Torbjorn

>>181661615
The Tracer list I wrote up was even more TF2.

>>181661350
The duck alone is priceless

>>181661758
He might do that to Sombra because she has the details on all that, but why Doomfist?

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>>181661662

Torbjorn.

>>181661665
probably but look at him go

>>181661717
SLURP SHLURP CUM IN MY MOUTH PUSSY OHTOESAN

>>181661839
Because Doomfist is the only other male character he has to talk to

Also Sombra bullies him tbfh

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Waifu rankings (personal)

Widow > Sombra = Tracer = Dva > Pharah > Young Ana > Zarya > Symmetra > Mercy > > > Orisa > Mei

Husbando

McCree > Rein > Genji > Everyone else > shit > Bastion > Hanzo

>>181661350
And here I thought I was bad as Widowmaker

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>>181661350
Am I witnessing the elusive Tracer flirting ritual?

>>181662071
I'm gonna have to ask you to delete this.

>>181661270
Whoa 37 wins a-mei-zing

>>181662071
>unfeeling ice pussy on top

you do realize waifu is someone you want to marry, not just someone whose bulbous blue ass you want to nut in

>no reaper's thick thighs to save lives

garbage, really

>>181662071

D.Va is the worst waifu imaginable.

>>181662071
But Hanjo is the best waifu, he's a leader of Yakuza clan and always has spare sake to share with you.

>>181661662
Torb

>>181656246
He is going to be the Wobbufett of Talon

>>181662071
My ranking

Ana > Pharah > Zarya > Tracer = Mercy >>> Symmetra > Sombra > Widow > D.va >>>> Orisa >>>>>> Mei

Reinhardt > rest

How do I aim with tracer? I always freak out when I take damage and end up flicking my reticule away from the target in panic. I also lose track of my target quite frequently, Like if it's a mercy and I'm trying to dodge the enemy team to get her. I'll like lose spatial awareness when things get too hectic and I'll just lose her.

>>181662071
>sombra not after mei
>Amaris that low
???

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>get mad at someone in quick
>tell them to kill themselves because they stood off point while they pushed the payload for no fucking reason
>leave game to have the last word and thus win the argument
>hit join game immediately
>get placed with the same team
>they start shit talking me

>Doomfist constantly hits on Widowmaker and talks about how Fine she is
>Forums go apeshit

cant wait

>Sombra finally found a way through Helix's firewalls.

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>>181655529
Lol

How do you counter a good genji with a good ana pocket healing him? Winston is a big sleep target and ana can just out heal the damage. Symmetra gets one shot by genji so no dice there.

>>181662439

Aim for center of mass and then when you're firing just wiggle the crosshair 2 mm in every direction.

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>>181662450

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>>181662071
>mei being this low.
silver shitter detected. i bet you believe the "mei is retarded" memes as well.

>>181662439
Just start shaking your mouth in the general direction while spazzing out and you'll do just fine. That's what I do, anyway. Tracer's too intense of a character to play continuedly.

>>181661575
>enemy is getting stomped
>dance
>team is getting stomped
>dance
lies

>>181662464
What if he hits on Reaper?

>>181662071
Ana>Zarya>Sombra>Mei>Mercy>Tracer>Pharah>Widow>Dva>Orisa>Symmetra

katie the penguin of doom(fist)

>>181662647
Name one good thing about Mei.

>her butt doesn't count
>her childish demeanor doesn't count

>>181662689
What if he's the womanizer we deserve?

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>>181658420

GenjI:
This Sparrow can't fly no more

Pharah:
I broke your wings

Reaper:
There's nothing I can't kill

S76:
You should have stayed dead

Tracer:
Not fast enough

Bastion:
I love this

Hanzo:
Dead before honor

Junkrat:
Contract ended.

Mei:
The cold never bothered me anyway

Torbjorn:
This is for the outback

Widowmaker:
Mine is bigger

D.va:
Too young

Reinhardt:
I am stronger

Roadhog:
No bacon on the payload

Winston:
Should've tried a real gun

Zarya:
Not strong enough

Lucio:
Gettin tired of you, frog

Mercy:
Shame to kill something so pretty

Symmetra:
Chaos is paradise

Zenyatta;
Another one down

>>181662534
You do realize a single day has 86400 seconds right?

>>181662689
I'd like it desu. Way better than R76 already.

>>181655958
>ATK
Pharah.
Pure _ fun. _

>DEF
None.
Maybe Widowmaker. Junkrat and Bastion can also be fun for a moment.

>TNK
Reinhardt.
Just when I finally learn how to play the German rectangle, he "falls out of the meta." Fuck that, he still wrecks. Nothing has actually changed except for how retarded this community collectively chooses to be at any given moment.

>SUP
Mercy.
Unironically.

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>>181661292
Just take what's make your blood pump fast, for me it's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyvjvu6qTOg&list=PLdAKzedV2P1v-LYzrAKmudRAIVOAdkMke&index=5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhAKUco7xHE&list=PLdAKzedV2P1v-LYzrAKmudRAIVOAdkMke&index=6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUWE2aR07Jc&index=11&list=PLdAKzedV2P1v-LYzrAKmudRAIVOAdkMke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW3ROy__3j0&index=12&list=PLdAKzedV2P1v-LYzrAKmudRAIVOAdkMke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoXs6wTxNKw&list=PLdAKzedV2P1v-LYzrAKmudRAIVOAdkMke&index=18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a93f3-_tDJM&index=20&list=PLdAKzedV2P1v-LYzrAKmudRAIVOAdkMke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhtbHP8GI1c&list=PLdAKzedV2P1v-LYzrAKmudRAIVOAdkMke&index=22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAHSsCiXT8Q&index=32&list=PLdAKzedV2P1v-LYzrAKmudRAIVOAdkMke

>>181662689
the only people who can find reaper attractive are the ones who knew him before he became reaper desu

unless you're invested in his baggage, there's thicker thighs in the sea

>>181662071
Young Ana > Pharah > Widow = Mercy > the rest

>>181662859
>Roadhog
>Personality
Pick one

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>>181662464
Doomfist is basically Adebisi. He would rape Widowmaker without a second though if she wasn't working for Talon

>>181662839

Mei isn't even childish, she seems genuinely stupid.

>>181662647
>the only rebuttal meifags can spout is ur bad
>posts shitty art that can't into anatomy
every time

>>181662992
I usually pick Roadhog

>>181662071
Junkrat > Reinhardt > Lucio > Roadhog > Zenyatta > Genji > McCree > Reaper > 76 > Hanzo

Even though our taste in husbandos is pretty different, yours is still a good list! Does Bastion count or would it be a waifu/something else?

>>181662839
All of her voice lines are memes

>>181662862
Doomfist isnt gonna come out tomorrow amigo

Keep dreaming

>>181662862
Why would the prisoner's cell start a countdown clock for 25 hours?

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Post yfw you didn't fall for the Doomfist bait knowing that they wont release him as the next hero.

>>181663002
Yeah, my blood starts boiling when that bitch says "I think I am a bit overdressed for this place" or something like this when you're playing on Anubis.

>>181662847
>>181662689
>>181662464
>Doomfist hits on all of Talon
>Get art of gaping creampie'd trio by BBC

good end?

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>>181662839
i'll name you more than one.
>she's cute.
>she's thicc
>she has a nice rack.

>>181663005
if you hate mei then you are bad at the game. she's easily coiuntered bu half of the heroes. plus she's way more attractive than poo in loo and widow.
as for the picture, that's my bad. most of the good art of her on the booru are already frequently used on here.

>>181663229
Do you have anger issues?

This game's balance is fucking moron-tier

>symmetras design, at all
>bastion can't headshot, transform times being a thing
>roadhog balancing and conception
>pharah existing at all when over 3/4 of the cast can't hit her reliably
>Mercy

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>>181662994
>tfw when she dont want to succ

>>181663047
You have awful taste.
>disgusting australian amputee covered in shit over the literal perfect husbando

>>181663128
That's a bad thing

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>>181662071
For me it's Widow.

>>181662839
>>181663005
Cute, Intelligent, Her accent.

I prefer Zarya/Ana, but would wife Mei.
>>181663047
>Mccree/Hanzo being that low
>Lucio/Junkrat being that high
Only decent taste you have is liking reinhardt.

>>181662450
>get mad at someone in quick
Stopped reading after that

>>181663329
reminder the game is balanced around swapping heroes

>>181663329
t. gugi

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>Tumblr has dubbed Doomfist/Reaper 'FistGabe'

fucking hell my sides

>>181663275
Not really, I just really hate the way Mei's "character" is written

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>Cat died a year ago
>Still cry every time I think about her
When will this void be finally filled?
Why is Sombra so much fun?

>Doomfist hits on every female member of the Overwatch cast as well as Genji

>>181663432
>balanced around swapping heroes
>always punished with less sr on wins and bigger sr loss on a loss if you swapped heroes in a match

>>181662071
Mercy
Widowmaker (non-bloo version)
Tracer (in some alternate reality where she's straight)
Pharah
Widowmaker (bloo)
Ana (young)
Sombra
Symmetra
>gap
Ana (old)
>power gap
Zarya

nobody else

>'it's so easy to climb as a mercy'
>guy on my team sees im playing mercy and throws the game because 'he hates mercy players'

yeah xd so easy

>>181663338
Which one is your favorite husbando, anon?

>>181663393
I think Hanzo just has too many issues to work through - he should definitely learn to love himself before he tries loving someone else. McCree's an alcoholic and I'm really not equipped to deal with that.

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Dont come crying tomorrow because the timer wasnt what you thought and fistfucker isnt coming out anytime soon, alright /owg/?

>>181663634
Congratulations, you made a dumb blog post with the minimum amount of relevancy to post it here.

>>181663393
Her being cute and her accent is nothing but personal preference, that I can respect.
But I never even once had the feeling that Mei was a highly intelligent character during my time playing Overwatch.

>>181663657
i want to DOOMFIST the gay out of tracer

>>181663767
Reinhart is objectively the perfect husbando.

>>181663853
Don't get me wrong, I think Reinhardt is great! He's just not the best for me, that's all.

>>181662275

He seems like a controlling cunt t b h. Wouldn't even fuck with the girl version of him

>>181662647
I can kill that bitch like nothing, I actually prefer her to be on the enemy team because it's so easy.
I dislike her because she's a pig

>>181663813
>men thinking that men are better at making women orgasm repeatedly than women

always funny

>>181663745
>splitting up Ana

Are you for real?

>>181663813
>implying Doomfist isn't the brand new gay character

baka

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>>181661203
>Winston:
>Should've researched how to duck.
>Hanzo:
>Bows are for hunting, not war.
>Junkrat:
>Your aim's as bad as your posture.
>Symmetra:
>Don't worry, I made sure the bullet holes were evenly spaced.

>>181663960
>lesbian """"sex""""

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>>181663367
I'd love to get a look at that fusion core!

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How to (start) fix(ing) streetpig:

>HP reduced to 300
>passive: 300 HP barrier, uses hog's own hitbox
>an aura indicates whether the barrier is intact or not
>barrier has regular properties, eg: interrupts earthshatter and d.va nuke shielding those behind
>take a breather now restores up to 300 HP of barrier instead of health

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>>181662859
>Mei:
>The cold never bothered me anyway

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>Mccree main
>Used to rage whenever I died to Roadhog
>Was thrilled when they nerfed him
>Everyone plays dive every single game now
>DVA always in her mech, holding right click in my face
>Winstons terrorizing our supports
>Expected to deal with Tracer AND Genji AND Pharah on my own

Never appreciated how much he did until he wasn't there. Please come back buddy, I miss you.

>>181664037
>illiterate

>press two buttons
>get to top 500
really makes you think

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>>181661350
>ducks
holy FUCK i died

>>181664040
>interrups earthshatter and d.va nuke
Yeah no

>>181661350

Cute!

>>181663930
Controlling is hot t b h, I want Hanzo to dominate me.
>>181663810
I don't follow the "lore" or read the comics, but isn't she a scientist? Not sure why anyone would think she's retarded.

>>181664309

Every other tank but D.Va can do this.

>>181664182
Genji E+L-Shift?

>>181663965
I guess milfs just don't do as much for me as they did when I was in high school.

Young Ana is cute. Vaguely close to my age. I like her smirk.
Old Ana reminds me of wrinkles and gray hair. I already feel like I'm getting old without being reminded of the shit that I still have ahead of me.

>>181664403
I don't really care about lore either but she doesn't really act like a scientist. Take Winston for example, far from being my favorite character be he does act like a smart scientist, always clam and collected,don't you think? To me Mei is just acting like a child nothing she does or says feels like something a scientist would do. And that just makes me really dislike her overall character.

Nothing grinds my gears more than people joining voice chat and not fucking saying anything, and what could have been a won round due to superior communication becomes a glorified quickplay match

>>181664583
But it's the same Character but with a different skin.

No one is going around and says shit like "Nah I don't like Torbjörn but PIRATE TORBJÖRN NOW THAT'S MY KINK"

When is Doomfist?

>>181664516
yes with shields but not with their body

>>181664935
Probably the next 4-7 days

>>181664935
Never

>>181664823
>muh communication
how come it's always the worst player that bitches about the lack of "talking"

just git gud
although a better ult meter (one that shows exact percentages at all times) for all teammates should be implemented

>>181664823
Tfw 70% comp winrate and never join teamchat
Yeah listening to a mercy main bitch about getting attacked really helps win games ;)

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>>181664823

no bully talking is scarey

Doomfist gona be a support hero
screencap.

>guy rages over mic about muhh healing muhh ress
>stop healing and start shooting
>n-n-no m-mercy please i'm s-sorry
>throw game
>wow mercy wtf man UNCOOL BRO

You dps cucks sure are funny

>>181664403
>Not sure why anyone would think she's retarded.

Because she acts like a retard.

>wears fuzzy animal slippers into cryosleep
>puts little smileys on all her notes like a teenage girl
>all of her emotes where she gets scared by her own robot or is mesmerized by snow like a babby
>all of her voice lines where she says things like "a-mei-zing" and "yay" and "I'm gonna have to science the heck out of this!"
>only dance she knows is animu dance
>frequently appears confused, like in most of her victory poses
>canonically incompetent since she fucks up so much that "sorry" and "I was only trying to help" are some of her voicelines

Mei's a retard.

>>181664823
I just mute everyone and play the game since there usually seems to be raging spergs on the mic in diamond.

>>181665239
She's not retarded, she's just a dork. It's endearing.

>>181665219

>be a passive aggressive shithead and lose everybody the game instead of just telling that guy to shut the fuck up

Yeah OK you sure showed everybody

>He doesn't play Zenyatta

What the HECK is your excuse?

anyone else having shit games today? my alt is on a massive losestreak

>>181665417
but I do, anon
too bad I get twice the SR for playing Mercy, for quarter the effort

>>181665417
I play lucio an send niggas to heck via boop

>>181665417

i can't handle his insanely slow mobility and most of the time my team is too dumbfuck to make use of the discord orb.

>>181656478
Why is that? I'm only a goldshitter but I ended last season at 2300. Played better than last season on placement matches went 7-3, carried every game, and even had a game with 81 elims. Yet I end up with 2175.

>>181665239
Her voicelines are dumb, yes, but that's a girly thing - having dumb not funny things to say. Otherwise, she's just an adorable clumsy nerd. I can't take you seriously if you write having smileys everywhere as a sign of retardation

>>181665426
I get shitty games on my actual account. I get good games with my troll account

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>>181665391
>she's just a dork.
Only dorks like other dorks, you dork.

Doomfist better be a muscle bound bara god, with a Eurocentric looking face (Nig skin ok). Then the next hero has to be a D.va framed cute twink from like Ireland or something so I can see BBC fanart

>>181665595
No idea. Its just how this season is.

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>>181664869
They're two fundamentally different manifestations of her character that have been presented to us in-game.
Nobody bothers to mention other skins like they're extra options because they're all pretty obviously non-canon. Pharah was never a cyborg, Halloween Hanzo isn't a literal demon, Chinese New Year Roadhog didn't actually stitch the bottom of a pig mask directly into the flesh around his neck and upper chest.
But young and old Ana are both canon manifestations of her character. And since there's a decent difference between the two as far as waifus are concerned, they seem like separate options.

Why the fuck are we talking seriously about the topic of waifus.

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that's why you discord the enemy your teammates are trying to kill and not the one you want them to kill