/srg/ - Speedrunning General

>>181476196
LEGGO

>>181475816
>taking your hobby seriously
imagine that. none of these people are entertainers, nor are they obligated to be.
>take this shit too seriously
they don't take the stream seriously, that's for sure. seems like it's all the autists watching and getting mad doing that.

almost no speedrunners care about the actual stream. the stream is, and always has been, the most boring and vapid part of the event. speedrunners go to these things partake in all of the off stream parts of the event and to party at a hotel with their speedfriends.

stop being so cynical you fags

I don't really feel like I've missed anything

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inb4 the thread is overrun by faggots

>NOW
Luigi's Mansion (Any% (No Out of Bounds))
Estimated Length: 1:05:00
>UP NEXT
Metroid Prime (100%)
Estimated Length: 1:45:00
>THEN
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (Any% Glitchless)
Estimated Length: 0:36:00
>LATER
Guacamelee! Gold Edition (100%)
Estimated Length: 1:22:00

>>181476343
You haven't missed anything for the last 3 years

I haven't heard a save/kill the animals yet, are they not doing it for once or have I just missed 'em

>>181476372
but what's on deck

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serg lives tonigth

>doesn't know how a circuit breaker works

>>181476484
They're doing it. Unfortunately.

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>animeNEETs on /v/ getting BTFO

help i've been banned from gdq. what should i do? all i did was touch someone's chair by accident and they took it as rape.

Video games.

>>181476709
This guy didn't didn't get banned. You should probably only believe 10% of what's being said in these threads as 4chan loves to exaggerate to the eleventh. Remember that time that that one girl slept with another man? Yeah 4chan are now asking if girls go to these events to gangbang, that's how exaggerated that joke went. That's how stupid the people in these thread are.

>>181476510
Zack & Cody

>>181476709
Go to NASA and sniff slayers wheel chair

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>>181476323
>party at a hotel with their speedfriends.
yeah we know all about that part

>>181476414
I'm gonna need the sauce on that one

Speedrunning is not a spectator hobby

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>>181476709

>>181476484
It is there they've gotten almost 6k on it already, they are trying to move on to mario races though.

>>181476869
no clue, found it on /tg/ in a filename thread

>>181477057
getting bored of seeing that boat already tbgh

>>181477154
g?

>>181477057
fuck off back to pol , nobody cares

>>181477514
thank gondola

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>Calls 57:26
>He's does better by one second

That's kinda cool actually

>>181477891

Nude

Tayne

>>181477509
>>181477661
>Discussing the charity this event is raising money for is /pol/

Nu-4chan is shit desu.

>>181477057
Why are you posting a boat of refugees as if it's some damning thing? Is there something broken with the empathy part of your brain?

>>181477996
>>>/pol/

>>181477997
>empathy for people statistically likely to immediately go on welfare and commit violent crime
that's a kek

>>181477996
you are nu-4chan

"Hi I'm here to run Guacamelee, here's an interview about why Ori is the better speedrun game."

>>181478110
>b-but muh statistics

Do you even hear yourself right now?

>>181478505
Did he submit both?

I wonder what DS Dad's choice is

>>181479061
Literally everything /pol/ has ever said, ever.

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so that's tonight's gay orgy sorted

uh, wheres kirbymastah?
hello?

>>181479198
dead I hope

>>181479198
hopefully murdered

This Metroid Prime commentary is already really bad.

Too bad, this is my favorite game and I was hoping for a good run.

>>181479197
They're only having 1 this year?

so uh, where's miles?

is miles the girl(guy)?

>>181479472
>>181479497
>Miles
She is named Claris now thank you very much.

>>181479472
>>181479497
>miles losing that much weight in half a year

>>181479594
Why can't they ever pick normal names? Christ, I think I'm going to start calling myself Darkbane from now on

>>181479594
>Claris
Why are all trannies weebs?

>>181479659
He says during a run by a guy with the screen name "Justin."

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>>181479594
oh no
not miles too

>>181479497
The guy that pretends to be trans to get attention.

>>181479630
probably anorexic now Tbh Tbh, symptom of severe beta male dopamine insensitive depression and assburgers just like being a tranny is

>speedrun
>over 30 minutes
actually... sweetie... im sorry... but you're kind of wrong :/

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>No more Something Autistic

>anonymous donation
here we go

>$1000 anonymous donation
quite early, must be desperate

Is there any speedrunner more skilled than TheMexicanRunner?
>spends years assiduously beating every NES game ever made with no outside help
>easily reclaims the world record in one of the most difficult games ever made (Battletoads) only a few months after finishing

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>$1000 "anonymous" donations already starting

>>181477997
>muh empathy
I'm gonna invade your house with 10 other people, rape your mom, kill your dad, steal your stuff and tell you to not only accept us as new residents in the house but also expect you to buy and make food for us or you lack empathy for making us starve.
>muh refugees
They're not refugees. 90% are scum that can't bear to live in the mess that they turned their country into, so they venture to new lands to plunder like locusts.

>>181480498
dugongue

who's the girl on the couch?

>>181480605
which one?

>>181480643
Not him, but race is real. And you talk about whoever you're responding to having a lack of education. smdh

>>181480643
t. late 20s liberal arts cuck who wears ray ban eyeglasses has a patchy beard and drinks craft beer

>>181480902
whomst'd've'll

>>181480884
And race is the classification of people based on those things. How can a form of classification not be real?

Race is an abstract concept, but that doesn't mean it isn't real.

>>181480643
>just like when you dehumanize an entire group of people right?
Nobody denied that fake refugees being shipped in from Africa by the millions are humans. Neither did anyone deny that the millions of Wehrmacht soldiers seeking new habitats in Eastern Europeans were humans.
>cause race is real amirite?
Yeah, it is.
>gas the jews amirite.
No, anti-semitism is based on the same as anti-white attitudes. People are jealous of those more successful than them.
>a lack of education and complete lack of self awareness
Are you talking to yourself?

>>181481121
is this copypasta?

if i had 100 dollars to throw away i would probably donate with a comment false flagging as a pro refugee leftist

"loving the runs so far! also love the work that MSF does. it warms my heart so much to see countless refugees in need find their way to a welcoming home in europe's most vibrant cities"

whens medievil

>>181481121

lmao cuck

>>181481121
LOL. . . funny post. . . but. . . press enter, my guy. . .

>>181481121
im an employed engineer with an asian gf

watashi wa bad boy

also, is ur favouyrite craft beer flavour sperm?

>>181481214
What would that accomplish? twitch chat gets triggered for 12 seconds?

WOW I SURE LOVE VIDEOGAMES

>>181481270
>is suicide-bombing justified
>Turkey
ummmmm

>>181480884
>ethnicity is real, religion is real, different societies and social upbringing is real.
Oh and that means race cannot possibly be real. There are so many studies that prove race exists I wouldn't know where to begin to school you, but you have nothing to base your claim that race doesn't exist on. It's just a made-up claim by the UN, never verified. Subsaharan Africans were mostly cut off from the rest of humanity for 40.000 years. Americans for 10.000 years. But no, no different evolutionary paths whatsoever! There are known measurable differences in disease, digestion, bone density, height, build, ....

>>181481214
The audience that is 90% numales, aspergers, children and the like would probably just donate more

sigh cronikeys is at is again

>sees Metroid Prime
>not Miles running it
>hmm.png
>few minutes later...

Ok seriously Miles now too?

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who's this?

>>181481523
someone who really regrets coming to the event

>>181481578
I would too

Missed you lot since last marathon.

Love,
Your favorite marathonshitter

Post speedrunner nudes

>>181481686
I missed all of you guys~

>>181481523
me

HIS name is IAN

>>181482010
There's a girl(male) on the couch.

someone drop some gdq/uyama infographics for me

>>181482194
lol. Love the posts! Keep 'em going, friend! Really funny! Watching speedruns and reading your jokes is great! :)

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>>181482194
>You dont realize that race is just a concept that europeans made to justify slavery?
What in the actual fuck?

I wish /srg/ could just shit on specific people instead of arguing with each other

>>181482575
Just stick to the jokes. . . You're a bit of a cunt otherwise. I think a lot of comedians are like that though!

>>181479198
they wanted the run to be enjoyable this year

>>181479419
>Then it should be pretty easy to list a single example.
Do you eat bacon?

Satistically people who eat bacon are more likely to get cancer.

>>181480314
>There was more than one guy.
She only slept with one of them.

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>>181482715
fuck you pal

>>181480498
>one of the most difficult games ever made
Battletoads is a piss easy speedgame lmao.

Reminder that casual difficulty has almost no correlation with speedrun difficulty.

>>181482897
Not him, but I'm not a big fan of bacon myself.

>>181483103
These people are really fucking bad at keeping things under wraps.

3d Metroid ugh

((((glitchless))))

>>181483183
>Which is what, they think homosexuality is wrong? What are they going to do, control government?
You haven't heard of Sharia courts and muslim rape gangs yet, I guess. You also haven't noticed how the politicans bow to every whim of the invaders, because they are more picky voters than the natives who will keep cycling the same 2 traitor parties anyway.
>>The survey of 2,349
>bro
actually doesn't know how maths work

The God Gamer Stigma

>>181483228
Anything with nitrates/nitrites.

Also any red meat in general, really.

And potato chips.

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someone needs to do the rite of janny summoning desu

Guacamelee any good to watch? If not guess I'll just go to bed

>>181483652
>greece or rome
>much more progressive
greece is only a major factor because of rome so its hard to really you should look at them separately

also I can't really call humping children for bonding "progressive"

>>181483779
Maybe if you already like the game a lot but it's just an okay metroidvania

JANNY JUST DELETE THIS THREAD IT'S FUCKING RUINED

GO DO THIS SHIT ON /POL/ RETARDS

Euthanize this thread

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fuck this thread

>>181482897
>Satistically people who eat bacon are more likely to get cancer.
Yeah, the chance raises from 1% to 1.1% or somewhere around that. Nobody should care.

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janny is dead

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Who 2 display masterrace?

DQ3 > Islam > SM64

>>181483853
The turn this thread has taken is boring me, if the game will too I've got nothing better to do than sleep. gn imo

>>181483953
>>181483964
>>181483981
>waah waah stop talking about the charity of a speedrunning event

hey shut the FUCK up!
hey shut the FUCK up!
hey shut the FUCK up!

hey shut the FUCK up!

>>181484010
Speedrunning Islam is some high pressure stuff. Only one shot at PB.

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>>181483994
>I had to compress these for 4chan

the CURE for mentally ill tranny FREAKS is 357ccs of LEAD injected DIRECTLY INTO THE BRAIN

>anonymous $50 donator is glad that the stream is family friendly
alright mike isn't even trying to mask it anymore

>>181484219
Roughly as subtle as a brick to the face.

remember to donate to such a wonderful organization goyim!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsyKTYz7GTA

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>>181484189
also
>meme card
>i5
fuck you, I'm happy with my overclocks.

Come to room 612 jacob

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>>181483994
>>181484189
This is my secondary two display setup, chilling on the couch and surfing with phone.

damn anonymous has a lot of money O_o
didnt know u guys were rich

>>181484191
underrated post

>another $1000 anonymous donation

>>181484520
get out

>>181484118
All I see are people wishing we were ancient rome and talking about nitrates in food
this is regular serg shit I expect better during a gdq

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>>181483994
the only way to watch GDQ

>>181484381
Don't you know? Telling your 6 year old kid they're another gender and getting them on hormones is super family friendly! You wouldn't want to be transphobic, would you? I'm really very thankful that Mike has taken time to shed light on this noble issue, even though he's having such a painful fight with Super Mono.

>gdq bans people from ever attending the event again for cursing or making jokes during their runs
>guy who got another guys wife drunk and then fucked her at agdq is allowed back and is given a timeslot to run a game

>>181484760
It wasn't on stream so it's fine

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>>181484591
Have you considered your speedrunning retirement options anon? Never too early to start memorizing menus for RPGs later on in life.

>>181484760
>gdq bans people from ever attending the event again for cursing or making jokes during their runs
Things that have never happened.
>guy who got another guys wife drunk and then fucked her at agdq is allowed back and is given a timeslot to run a game
Hotel rooms are not part of the event. They're private domiciles rented out by the hotel.

>>181483981
sometimes boys have really cute legs too ~

>>181484858
my palsied oldboi fingers can't handle menuing of that magnitude does anyone want to blind race snake rattle and roll?

>>181484910
>Hotel rooms are not part of the event. They're private domiciles rented out by the hotel.
Not only that but consensual sex between two adults isn't the marathon's concern anyway lmao. Why the fuck should they care?

>181484632
>overmeme
Fuck outta here

>>181485018
what does any of this shit have to do with speedrunning

i really really hate when people fake their voice to make it sound 'cooler'

mostly because it's really obvious when they do it, like this guy reading donations

>>181485084
My wife snorted when the reader started up and told me, "you watch some really dumb shit"

I can't disagree

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>>181485195
pic related, my wife

>>181485363
Qt

horned. anime.

This is so fucking boring.

>>181485550
watch a movie then

>>181485463
>>181485634
>>181485656
>>181485692
none of this shit is about speedrunning.

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Anyone else hate Metroid and Metroid runs?

>>181485550
come to the sgdq thread in /v/.

We got jokes, lewd, shitposts, food, etc, all kind of shit.

If you're lucky you'll get spitroasted just like you secretly want to, so stop by.

>>181485742
Wouldn't say 'hate' but I'm pretty sick of them.

anyone else watch GDQs mainly to see caleb choke in every race he's ever in?

>>181485925
That's not the "main" reason

>>181485925
>>181485878
I exclusively watch for the autism and drama and really give absolutely zero (0) shits about speedrunning or video games in general Tbh

what are the essential runs of the week?

>>181484632
I was considering this. I'm scared to play OW though, because I'm afraid I'll be bullied. People won't expect me to use voice in unranked games right?

>>181485878
Not understanding the tech doesn't mean there isn't any.

They can't only have runs that appeal exclusively to you.

>>181486223
>not using a mic
i bet you don't even smoke either

chibis on twitter begging people to come to his birthday "party" thats hes throwing for himself

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based FUCKING Glenn
tfw serg rn

>>181486223
no, they won't
in fact, if you're bad enough at competitive, you'll be put in a rank where no mics is the norm

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I've been posting on this website for a decade now and I've never understood the faggots that feel the need to argue about shit like politics but then I've always believed that arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics

>>181486397
t. agreeable centrist agnostic

>>181486397
I can understanding wanting to argue about politics on 4chan.

But why in a speedrunning thread is beyond me.

WGHEN THE FUCKS MEFDIEVIL

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so how many of these are our bois?

>>181486630
This is the wrong thread for this shit. Fuck off somewhere else.

>>181486630
I only speedrun your mom

What runs are good my dudes

>doesn't happen to you without you having your hand in it. The other is relatively easily preventable

Don't those mean the same thing?

>>181486812
>Okay, mark that one down someone who killed in the name of Islam.
But he doesn't know that he is actually fighting western imperialism. :^)

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>>181485363

so explain to me how grindmonkey posting is deleted immediately during 10 posts an hour /srg/ but there can be a presentation on why islam is evil complete with bullet point charts and infographics during gdq and the freemen aren't here

speedrunning made me hate platformers

speedrunning made me hate marxism

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>>181486717
#freebrainslug

speedrunning made me hate life

>it was a good run except it was bad
Everytime.

>if your game has a timer, why not use it

RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>181486893
The event is over 150 hours long. What the fuck games would you choose to fill that amount of time?

>>181487795
runescape

If it takes garbage content to fill out 150 hours, maybe it shouldn't be 150 hours long.

>>181487657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaMGf1V3MMM

>>181487635
Yeah that's pretty silly.
They're ruining the fun when there's good runs.
>>181487795
There's a lot of games that don't make it anon.
Is Red alert 2 in there this year?

>>181486893
dude just accept that there are runs you don't like that other people do like.

What the fuck is the mod doing?

>>181488030
Not his job that's for sure lmao

FUCKING STOP!!!

NO. We can clearly self-modewate!

Can I get a shoutout for my boi Glenn?

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>>181487889
Gotta get as many "anonymous" donations as possible in.

anyone else looking forward to the strider run?

>>181486331
I just don't want to talk while watching the stream. I specified unranked for a reason. I would use my mic, if I was playing ranked and not watching gdq on my other monitor.
>>181486364
Okay, I'll go for it.

>glitchless
>"glitch"
wut

Well sotn is okay even if it's not romscout right?

>>181489009
"""""glitchless""""" doesn't mean anything because of Ocarina niggers

>>181489379
Different communities define glitches differently.

Many people disagree on what is or isn't a glitch. It's not as simple to define as you would think.

>>181489009
>>181489379
>IF IT DOESN'T FOLLOW THE STRATEGY GUIDE STEP BY STEP, IT IS NOT GLITCHLESS!!

>>181489481
>>181489543
How about this, if it uses a glitch, it's not glitchless.

damage boosting is a glitch right

>>181489596
>if it uses a glitch
see the second sentence in this post: >>181489481

Define glitch.

Is using pokedoll to skip silph scope a glitch?

>>181489647
>it's not a glitch because if it was then i couldn't call it glitchless

I hate zeldafags so fucking much

>>181489631
no

>>181489758
I can't tell if this is bait or if you're just turbo retarded.

>>181489692
yes

>a sudden, usually temporary malfunction or irregularity of equipment.

Is it glitchless?

sequence breaking is an irregularity for sure

seems like the run isnt glitchless

>>181489692
No, a glitch is something that can't be explained by the mechanics of the game.

Pokedolls can only be used against wild pokemon, they end the current fight, and they flag it as a victory.

The ghost marrowak is a wild pokemon, you can't catch it, and you must defeat it to progress.

Given the description of the pokedoll, it's not a glitch.
It's just a hilariously bad dev oversight.

>>181490087
that wouldn't be all inclusive, though.

the knockback from a bomb in zelda isn't a glitch, but you could use it to jump over walls you need Epona for like in Majora's mask.

Did the devs intend that? No, but you used a mechanic of the game.

>>181484478
Yeah, not me.
>phoneposters

people who complain about "glitchless" not being restrictive enough are people who would never actually watch the borefest they advocate for

twitch.tv
itscustom

sm64 runners trying to beat vc 70 star wr

>>181484478
nice place anon, I used to live in one with the same floor plan!

>>181490564
>vc
>70 star
>literal whos

It's fucking nothing.

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>>181490564
>vc

>>181490682
hey bluebob isnt a literal who you take that back faggot

>>181490564
you know when ique runs became I thing people said "well at least it can't get worse than this" but they were wrong

>duplicate skeletons glitch
>glitchless

>>181490743
He's not. And 70 is a fine category. Those two were exaggerations.

But I'll say again.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>VC

>>181490924
it's for the meme

>>181490890
>tries to get a free mana refill
>we call this the mana refill glitch
>glitchless

ON THE FLY STRATS!

>make that many mistakes
>wr

nice run babs

>WR using glitches in a glitchless run
ok goy

WHIRL REKKY
WHIRL REKKY
WHIRL REKKY

>>181491551
It's only a glitch when they say so

Wow, yet another marathon full of shitty games.

>>181491693
I love you~

W R
O E
R C
L O
D R

>>181491883
needs a picture of a ship

>>181491883
They need a place where you can donate to more effective and ethical caused. Segment it.

>>181492269
All international charities are heavily corrupted. WWF pulls some shit, but it is more reasonable for a cause everyone can get behind (saving the animals)

>already behind schedule
Nice

>a cause everyone can get behind (saving the animals)

You don't speak for me. Fuck the animals.

>>181492464
nobody here is donating to fucking GDQ, go take your slacktivism elsewhere

>>181492730
Save the animals because it wastes everyone's time and fuck everyone who runs metroid

>>181492464
Nobody gives a shit about Syria.

They literally have "without borders" in their name.

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>lecturing serg to not donate to gdq

>>181492947
Шeл бы ты oтcюдa, пeтyшoк.

Please don't summon the incompetent mod again.

>>181493051
Удaлить poбoтa

this screen tearing is really quite annoying

>>181493113
I'm pretty sure a lot of video game posts were made by the same guy who was shit posting about politics.

>>181493243
No, it's A E S T H E T I C

>>181493294
umm croni is a girl doe

>>181492184
>>181492464
prove it or fuck off back to /pol/

>>181493025
I'm always impressed that Mike has so much willpower that he manages to gain large amounts of weight despite having the worst case of Mono in human history.

>>181493469
Do not reply to him, he earns fifteen RUB for each (You).

>>181493469
don't even prove it, just fuck off. noone here is donating anyway.

>>181493680
This, if he really cared about warning people he'd do it somewhere that has people who might actually donate.

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>>181493942
>https://www.rt.com

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>2D games

>>181494318
Wow, you mean the Russian-government-run """"""news"""""" site trusts the Russian government, what a shock

This thread inspired me to donate $7.

>>181494438
Fug, I don't even have $7 on my CC. Please donate for me.

>>181494684
It's silly. People trust WL when it agrees with them but ignore it when it doesn't.

>screen tear strats

>>181494684
le based trump bombing sandniggers and le commies xD

gonna get my crew of based black men and my wife's son to donate to MSF so we can MAKE THIS HAPPEN! I hope my friends from here on r/the_donald will join me too!

are you faggots still talking about politics holy shit

threadly reminder that /v/ is the superior board

>>181495040
>charity marathon
>charity is corrupt as shit
Gee, it's almost like we care about where the money goes from the slave labour

>>181495120
Every fucking person here knows it's a scam you delusional fucking teenager

Is that like hotel security or something standing in the background wondering what the fuck's going on with these nerds booking the conference hall for a week for this?

>>181495184
It's not a furry convention, charity gaming marathon is quite easy to explain.

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GIANT SM64 RACE IN THE PRACTICE ROOM

twitch.tv
itscustom

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>>181495562
>SM64

>>181495165
I didn't until you said it just now. How is sgdq a scam?

>>181495685
mono

>>181495727
Sorry I'm not a regular in this thread.

>>181495685
polio

>how about the audience
What audience?

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What's the most autistic thing that's happened at this GDQ thus far?

>>181495914
This thread.

>>181495914
the volt run with spike acting all salty was pretty bad.

Everything else seems like business as usual.

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>>181495685

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>>181495685
Funny guy.

>>181496296
GOOD proof

>>181496296
cyghfer perpetually looks like he wants to die

So I missed maybe 30 minutes of this run, but what i've seen has been pretty good. Seems like a fun game too

this game is pretty good desu

>>181496867
pls donate

>>181496296
>ecelebs and wannabe eceleb "speedrunning"
don't blame him

>>181496789
Imagine being around Edobese. I'd probably contemplate sudoku too.

>>181495562
good luck, chibi

>>181497063
I LIKE THAT JUMP!

Did the young man pretending to be a girl known as protomagicalgirl gain like 200 lbs? fucking hell he's a beast now

>>181497145
Come on it was only like 40lbs

>>181496296
haha holy fuck that physiognomy

>>181497145
Delicious THICCNESS!
What a Goddess.

>>181497145
>realize taking hormones and cutting off your dick didn't actually make you happy
>take up binge eating for happiness
>take up heroin for happiness
>take up suicide for happiness
the path of every tranny

This run is pretty entertaining.

>>181496296
Mmm

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>>181497267
no. this man is GARGANTUAN

>>181497553
You think that's 300+lbs?

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Why are you guys supporting a run of such a racist game?

Reminder that GDQ is NOT a scam.

>>181497428
taking up cake, more like it

>>181497689
Why are you posting your own tweets

>>181497689
Because I'm Gamergate Incarnate.

>>181497725
SGDQ isn't anymore than these sorts of charity events are

AGDQ is absolutely a scam

>>181497689
Do we have to do the whole "Insane retard says dumb shit while nobody listens" thing again

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>>181497798
The buttons on your own tweets look like this m8. I was just browsing the hashtag and saw this.

>>181497886
because /pol/io kiddos think that's some sort of acceptable posting

wow! a $500 donation from "anonymous"!

>>181497927
>having a twitter

>>181497927
>>181497689
all me btw

>>181498032
sorry that was me

>>181498178
Based.

>>181497689
why do they always say "white boys"

actually, why does everybody use the terms "boys and girls" instead of "men and women" all the time now?

2 lewd

>>181497854
what is the difference.

PCF is pretty shit with managing their money and not wasting it on dumb things, but it's not outright fraudulent or anything.

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Friendly reminder to kick cancers butt

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I miss the days when people got mad at mike for throwing out fumos instead of geopolitical shit

>>181498721
Waste of money. Aim to stop natural death instead.

THREAD RULES:
No racism, sexism (including excessive grill spam), discrimination, homophobia, or hate speech against other viewers, runners, staff or attendees
No history, politics, conspiracy theories or religion (including 9/11 and nazi spam)
No links
Do not encourage others to spam
No Custom bots that post in chat or whisper
Adding Kappa to your message is not an excuse
No excessive ascii or copypasta spam

save/kill the animals is the DUMBEST SHIT

>>181497626
it's not 40lbs. that nigga is BEEFY

>>181498935
gas the kikes race war now

kappa

>>181499058
>kappa
Banned.

>>181498935
THREAD RULES:
No arbitrary decision of what rules there should be for the thread.
Also see 4chan.org/rules

>>181498832
>natural death instead.

>Cancer.
>unnatural death

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People are donating all of this money to give free healthcare to other countries, while tons of us don't even have healthcare.

This is like giving food to the hungry when you're hungry yourself.

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>>181499095

>>181499168
>THREAD RULES:
>No arbitrary decision of what rules there should be for the thread.
You fucking what.

>>181498998
all right jesus christ he gained some weight we got it it's not exactly big jon levels of gaining here

>let's play a furry game
'no'

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>>181498935
i like video games played fast

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>>181499202
>while tons of us don't even have healthcare
Hello, Sam.

>>181499339
fag

>>181499181
Yes clearly. You have a mutation in your body that kills you (through a variety of ways).
Many of these cancers are in some way provoked by what you ingest. Often substances humans didn't have as their diet as they evolved (see tobacco, food additives etc).

When we solve age and certain other issues we can have more effective research since researchers live longer.

You wouldn't play an RTS spamming military units for all your resources unless you could win quick. You build your economy.

It's the right decision.

>>181499376
heh, enjoy the ban, kid

why doesn't blueglass go to gdq anymore?

>>181499427
Cancer is easier to cure.

>>181499427
>being a 5 min no rush faggot

I'm building 50 conscripts and I'm a moving them at your base

So wait, this run is basically like that awful awful RE4 run a couple years ago where this isn't actually a run at all, but is just the occasional sequence break and spamming OP one hit kills? Wasn't this what bayonetta was too? What the fuck platinum.

>>181499474
Check your mom's bedroom.

>>181499427
>mutation is unnatural
>ingesting things and having them affect you is unnatural
>tobacco is unnatural
>we should solve immortality before curing cancer.
>rushing isnt a viable strategy in some RTSs

>>181499490
How do you know? Is it easy enough to do instead of eternal life for most people?
>>181499561
No fuk u commie.
>*builds a single MGT and throws in a peace keeper*
we're playing RA 3 right?

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>starting with ALL of the shit from the previous save except endame weapons
>>>they're actually using the String of Beads
This is the dumbest category of all time.

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>ng+ with most items and weapons unlocked

cool run I guess

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>>181499730
>Is it easy enough to do instead of eternal life for most people?
Yes. You don't have to counter hunderds of things that detoriate naturally.

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>tetris guys are playing AGAIN
Well at least one of them is cute

>>181499913
that is a cute cat

>>181499902
We don't need most of researchers. Mainly their heads.

>>181499730
>"Congrats! You're immortal!"
>"Rad!"
>"Oh, but you just got terminal cancer, thus nullifying eternal life."
>ded

>not getting any abilities or powerups through the run that enable the cool skips

If you run this without new game by the time you get the abilities to skip stuff is the run already over or something?

>>181500054
>ETERNAL CANCER