/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

>2hotdogs makes the best OP in the last week

Unban him already, he's a valuable asset!

Remove all weebs who use anime girls as their social media avatars.

>>181340785
This is an anime server

3rd for how to harm label

>>181340785
>removing weebs
>from 4chin server
simply ebin xD

>>181341040
self explanatory

>>181341031
>>181341061
I'm fine with weebs.
But weebs who use anime girl avatars on social media are scum.
Hide your powerlevel, babies.

>>181341250
This.

Fully upgraded wizards fire-breathing is really strong. Surprisingly so. I imagine the only hardsuits that can handle more than a couple hits are atmos, engineering and captain's

What is this twitter thing?
what happened?

>>181341576
The fire is the same as the tomb's fire I think, meaning it applies the damage directly.

>>181341669
I know my next wizard gimmick hopefully I last longer than 10 minutes like the other 3 times I've gotten wizard

>>181341250
>not having a second normie account for family and friends

>>181341753
>not taking the bundle
It's like you don't even want to get the special bundle-only spells

>>181341838
I was unaware of that. I'm not robust though and not too creative with antag stuff.

is there a known bug right now?

in Windows 10 my screen is freezing a few seconds after connecting. i tried uninstalling and reinstalling byond but it didnt help.

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>>181340785
I unironically used an anime girl avatar on facebook back when I had it. After I stopped using that I had a picture of me wearing lion paws and a lion hat

>>181341981
>windows 10
that's just the telemetry
do not be concerned
go to sleep

>>181341810
Even wanting to interact with anyone who uses an anime girl avatar is a sin. They are all the worst people. Get a unique identity, you mugs.

>>181341997
I'm sorry for your friends and family.

Give me three good reasons to not reinstall windows xp(stripped version)

>not supported
it's supported until 2019
>insecure
don't be an idiot and you won't get infected
>DX11
I'll give you that one

>>181342262
Because 7 is better.

>>181342361
>telemetry
>software powered gui compared to XP hardware GUI
>literally hundreds of MB of memory just to clean boot compared to XPs 50mb

it's alright but it doesn't compare

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>>181341997
I would be disgusted to know you

>>181342262
all major OSs are botnet so why use a crappy old one?

>>181342548
because it's not crappy and it's old enough to not be a botnet

>>181341646
nothing really
someone just posted twitter screencaps talking about ss13

>>181342580
XP is the easiest OS to find exploits on because you can just look at the new patches for supported OSs and test the vulnerability of XP. Hackers are also known to favor older more reliable exploits than chase the newest thing.

>>181342192
>friends
LOL
>family
they hate me anyway

>>181342470
people like me well enough, most of my friends didn't have facebook anyway

>>181341997
sounds cute anon

>>181343256
And this is one of the reasons why your family hate you...

>>181341250
It's anime fanart of something very non-anime, does that count?

No need to be so spiteful lads, we're all here to enjoy spess so let's not devolve into personal attacks lest we fall to Sarca's tier of shittiness.

>>181341981
It's wangblows 10 being a broken piece of absolute dogcrap.

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>>181343256
>>friends
>LOL
>>181343256
>most of my friends didn't have facebook anyway
so which is it? why lie anonymously on the internet if not to simply make yourself feel better?

>>181342548
Gentoo isn't botnet.

>>181343702
If it has a god awful uguu artstyle and isn't distinguishable from any generic shit anime then it's shit and you should delete it.

>>181343848
I used to have friends when I had facebook, I don't now
;_;

>>181343942
but what if I enjoy shit?

>>181344035
Kill yourself!

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>>181343702
>Caring what some spiteful anonymous poster thinks about your avatar

If you like it then use it!

>>181344079
I've tried.
It didn't work. It means I'm a failure even at killing myself.

>>181344197
You didn't try if you didn't succeed.
If you are genuinely this mentally ill go to a hospital and check yourself in.

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>he uses anime avatars
>he doesn't use western art instead

>>181344676
>western """art"""

>>181344676
Personally for videogame and nerdy networks I use a frame from an ero-manga with an image of the ocean superimposed on it.
For personal networks however I just use whatever the latest artsy photograph of myself.

I only watch Family Guy when its all thats on TV past 11pm.
t. moreweiner

I did your waifu in dorms

>morena is banned
>[REDACTED] is unbanned

worst timeline

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>>181344010

So whenever I join /vg/station, the one in the OP, the game freezes as soon as I press any key. I can still hear sound but nothing else.

Any solution? Doesn't happen on any other server.

>>181346527
What version of byond do you have?

>>181346527
Read the MOTD. You need to downgrade to 510.

>>181346527
Use Byond 510.1347

My client freezes for like 15 seconds every time I try to examine a mime's invisible wall. This happen to anyone else?

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this is your admin for tonight, say something nice about her

>>181347048
How about "At least Allen Baker wasn't that bad"

>>181346837
>>181346841
Uh malwarebytes just said 510.1347 from the link in OP is ransomware

>>181347048
Probe is too good for this world

>>181347048
Probe is a rude asshole to be honest.

>>181347167
That's because you're using MalwareBytes.

>>181347210
t. lummox wanting people to install his ransomware

>>181347167
every iteration of byond is bad lol

>>181346841
>>181346837
My friend is running /vg/ fine on 511.1385

>>181347360
Good for your friend. Everyone else is having issues where the viewport freezes randomly, which is fixed by reverting to 510.

>>181346837
511.1384 just works for me. Although it did freeze a few times.

>>181347475
Which download do I get for 510? exe, zip, setup?

>>181347360
>works on my machine
This doesn't help anyone.

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>>181347640
setup is the installer.
zip is for when you want to place BYOND yourself without an installer.
exe is ???

>>181347747
http://www.byond.com/download/build/510/

this is the right place right

sorry for spoonfood

>>181347954
Yes

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>pray to gods to have something interesting happen because I'm bored as fuck sitting in my office
>ass flies off

my fucking sides holy shit

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>>181348204
Admins are basically drunken monkey's paws.

ded gam

Gane really has been dead the last couple of weeks. Even on the weekend.

>>181350089
>>181350323
Good

>>181350323
>>181350089
>50 people on
>dead
this time last year we were lucky to get 30

>baron's family
>a kindly doting mother, a brave compassionate father, and a fat artful son
>baron pays great sum so that peasants can eat freely in the inn and a painting the son made is hung by the bar, while the baroness dotes about the sanctuary with the serpents and visiting the ill
>even share a wholesome dinner together

>heir is cursed so that all he hears from other people are threats and hostile remarks. panicking, he flees to the brothel to seek aid from a beloved whore only to break under pressure and accuse her of cursing him, slaying her with a saber before a merc kicks in the door and beheads him
>baroness is accused of heresy and tortured to death by possible cultist falseflaggers in cerberus
>baron's hands rot off after leading a raid to reclaim the undercity from the homeless

things were so innocent

how do you climb over tables? all I end up doing is hitting my head on the table

>>181354672
Get out

>>181354672
it's a random chance, just keep trying untill you climb it

>>181354672
you need to back
also you don't

>>181354672
GO BACK TO /tg/ THOT

can someone post a distro optimization aac script

>>181354672
Fuck off, we're full.

>>181354717
>>181354728
>>181354741
>>181354743
>>181354829
jesus christ you guys are easy to bait

>>181354890
I knew you were baiting, I was metatrolling you dumbass

>>181354890
>i was only pretending to be retarded guise

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>>181354890
>>181355253
obligatory

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>>181354890
>merely pretending
flagrant shitposting is against the rules

Do you ever impress yourself with a good ad lib or improv on the spot?
>Get busted for something
>Out of nowhere I give a perfectly smooth and believable story
>So convincing that Sec defends me and my honor for the rest of the round
Is there any better feeling?

>>181355829
report him then you cuck

>>181355829
this is what 4chan has come to

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>>181341250
>I'm fine with weebs but weebs are scum
???
You normies make less and less sense with each passing day.

>>181357503
Nice epic I like it

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>>181357589

>>181355875
>Mechanic
>Team up with Clown to get dat spare, give him tools and glubs
>He gets the spare and brings the ID computer to the theater and calls me over
>Borg: "HoS Just saw clown go into theater, had the mechanic with him"
>Door to theater bolts shut
>Immediately whip out my crowbar and start beating myself in the chest and head screaming "H-HE-LP" over comms
>Clown jumps down disposals while I beat myself stupid
>Throw my bloody crowbar and my now all-access ID in disposals and /sleep in a puddle of my blood
>Praying to christ there isn't an AI who just watched me do the dumbest thing ever
>Mutter there's no fucking way this is going to work as I watch sec officer drag me into medbay
>Finally wake up
>"Are you alright? What happened, do you see which way he went?"
>Tell him Clown took my ID and beat me and ran off into maintenance
>They run off to get him
>Later I saunter over to cargo and ask for my PDA out of the trash

I don't even know where it came, I just started bashing myself as if out of instinct to frame the clown.

>>181354808
What do you mean by this?
You replace the distro gas pumps with a normal pipe and a digital valve, then you name the valve and set it to the same frequency as the distro pipe meter and the AAC.
Then you make a script which closes the valve once distro is above 100 and opens it if its below 100

>>181347747
I would fug that birb

>>181355875
That literally never happen
>get caught on pure suspicion, have nothing on me and no sec witnesses etc.
>never given a hint of a chance to explain
>execution for minor crimes like b&e into chem, every time

>>181357439
Not all weebs are trash. If you use an anime boy avatar you might be okay but I doubt it. Anime girl avatars are trash though and you should hang yourself for something so shit. It's exactly like using cropped hentai, it's just shit.

>>181358157
>huurrrrr I hate myself for being a weeb here is an arbitrary method to call other weebs worse people than me because I'm traumatized
Fuck off. You have no place here if you're triggered by anime girls.

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>>181358157

>>181358296
I'm not a weeb lol, I don't even watch anime or consume japanese media.

>>181358445
see:
>>181357503

I bet you're a furfag too

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A true photo of sawboner sucking bone

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>>181358445
>I'm not a weeb lol

>>181358489
I'm not a furfag and this place isn't some hardcore weeaboo collection.
I don't hate anime either. I dislike the type of people who use anime girls as their avatars because they're always the same strange and socially awkward people with no idea how to act around others.

Suddenly, books and guns appear out of nowhere!
While enjoying the sights and the chaos unraveling all around you from the safety of your phazon, you come across:
- The corpse of a gem encrusted crewmember
- A staff of change
- The stacked belonging of a security guard
- Standing near the gem encrusted corpse, a tajaran

What do you do?

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Nice round

>>181358948
unzip dick and fug the catbeast

>>181358786
>not all furfag are trash

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>24 mechs

>>181359041
>all the mechs were shit and useless except the 2 phazons
>could've spent the time to make useful things instead
>nope, just mechs

>>181359007
>HE manifold

>>181359104
>one of the gygaxs just had a wormhole jaunter, energy relay, and a repair droid
retarded

>>181359041
BEAUTIFUL MECHS!

>>181359104
AND I CRASHED THAT MECH, MY GOD THAT WAS STUPID.

good fucking round, redshirts represent

surprised the janitor wasnt an antag though

>>181359215
I noticed a lot of them were that or gravity catapult instead of jaunter.

>>181359270
I was the janitor

it was pretty fun

>>181359041
4 Ripleys
2 Firefighters
2 Odys
3 Durands
10 (Ten) Gygax
3 Phazons
1 Unfinished HONK

>>181359364
>unzipping lethals on sec

what did you mean by that?

>>181359270
Same with the mime. Mime almost murdered a sec officer.

>>181359041
MECH CITY

>>181359467
Sec was trying to apprehend me so I let out some energy justice

>>181359429
>just one honk
DIS
GUS
TING

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>be mommi
>oh, another mommi, great, no loneliness
>oh, another!
>hatch a plan
>bagelescape r-ust
>fugg yeah
>incapable of doing anything other than maintenance and solars
>"i'll work on the decorations and aesthetics
>make comfiest possible r-ust grassy cafe with a cow in the corner
>even comes with a fireplace
>during round filthy carbons try to get in
>clown jumps in with firesuit
>obliterated by 12 million K plasma
top kek
>burns completely, based admin turns him into cluwne
>tps tajarans into fire
>ohlawd.png
>during rest of round 2 mechs in total jump in, burn of course
>generally chill and comfy ext. round
>feelsgoodman
>suddenly explosion, fucking carbons making a mess, turning into xenos with the mask
>nobodyexpectsthewizardfederation
>adminbus gives us wizards, absolute chaos
>station mommis all get 0th law to defend the r-ust at all costs (derelict cousins could only watch the chaos)
>through out round pray to MoMMI Jesus for various things
>based admins cooperate and help us when needed
>MoMMI Jesus grants us plasma glass and reinf. walls
>thanks MoMMI Jesus
>we're arming ourselves
>one of the MoMMIs becomes a freaking wizard
>we wall ourselves and wait for end of round
>wizardslutsstealingshardlemons.gif
>OH FU-


We got blasted, our TEG started releasing plasma which was set on fire and we all died from the EMP. I was deafened and blinded as a MMI, screaming why God, why.

>i rate it bretty gud/autism

>>181359579
I'm sorry anon, the clown was dead

>>181359552
going catatonic when arrested is bad form lad

>>181359657
>go to hop
>honk access please
>???
>profit

>>181359737
>letting security get any sort of warning that you're about to spam a honk blaster at them

>>181359674
im sorry i had to go make myself lunch and they were talking about executing me

>>181359839
It's OK, we understand that your butt was too sore to continue.

>>181360059
plz stop bullying me

>>181360116
that wasnt me man, and also thanks for the laser

oops forgot my namefield

>3hotdogs banned
lol

>>181361213
>no link to banpage

>>181361305
its at ss13.moe you ninny

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>>181361014
>plump
>juicy
>tender

>>181342548
LTSB? Nope.

>>181358157
okay post some good anime boy avatars and maybe I'll consider changing mine.

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>>181361475
STOP POSTING THIS SHIT MEME. At this rate dizor and sawboner will have a meltdown

>>181359814
>hop
>security
??????????

>>181361663
I don't have any saved. Find some obscure manga with a good male character a find a nice panel of him, or some fan art of a decent male anime character. The anime Celt had his avatar from is a good one for characters, shit like that.

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>>181361663

>>181361475
You ever seen the film Nocturnal Animals?
The intro to that movie is what that these people like Carsh and Dizor think "thicc" is in actual real life.
And if you find that attractive you have a severe mental condition and need immediate help.

>>181361951
if any hop plays like I play hop they would give the HONK access while also telling security to start a little war

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>>181361663
Take notes

>>181361663
Finding an avatar is a personal experience in finding a picture that reflects your inner being.
And no one here is a kawaii uguu anime girl or a girl at all so they shouldn't be using some shit screencap or fanart of their favourite shit anime character.

>It's a "Premade stolen AAC script for blasma" episode

how do scripts work in ss13

>>181362832
>create memetic AAC script
>expect noone to have it/create scripts against it

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>>181362484
The inner vexonix

>>181362109
I had to google that and good god they should be gassed along with their hambeasts.

I love bioshock infinite up until the shooting starts. Why oh why would anyone alive ever fucking shoot at such a magical and beautiful kingdom in the sky? I feel like just replaying the beginning over and over again without ever advancing the story at all. Makes me sad of what could have been is an enemy in a video game. That which I long to be and live within is my painted target in a video game. That's not a game to me that's simple propaganda made from people who fear a loss of control over what they consider to be slaves.

Do people have to be stunned for the borger?

>>181363121
2hotdogs why don't you banevade like the cool kids to shitpost in game

>>181363086
It's a weird art film and I'm quite enjoying it.
The intro is what seems like the main characters take on "Junk Culture" cause shes one of those art gallery directors or something.
But yeah they are both fucked up and are genuinely attracted to obese, fucked up people.

>>181363272
I think they have to be in a state of 'rest' for it to work. So, anything that makes them lay down should work.

>>181363272
They have to be lying down.

>>181363272
no, but they have to be lying down
and that's usually achieved by stunning them

>>181363295
because I've never once banevaded and I don't plan on now! accessing the server from a new IP on a new machine with a new account is not banevasion it is simple relocation.

>>181363272
They need to be laying down, so it's asking them to rest or stunning them.

Where the fuck do these subhuman shitlers who use their exact ckey as character name even come the fuck from? Have mods investigated them for possibly being the same person yet?

>>181363437
If this is the real hotdoggu I have to say I've always enjoyed 2hotdogposting

Is Carshalash banned or something?
I haven't seen him bitching about medbay lately.

>>181363835
Yeah he is lol.

>>181363858
The fuck happened? kek

>>181363983
He's just a terrible player.

>>181363983
carshalash
Broke his probation when he killed someone an MMI told him was a ling. He wasn't a ling. MMI's arent obligated to tell the truth, and you've been around long enough to know better. Appeal in 6 months with a voucher from TG. mrpain12 PERMANENT

>>181364067
>>181364208
Dang.

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>>181364067
Or he was creeped out by our resident retard

>>181364321
No no, carsh is just a really bad player and hasn't learnt anything about the game or the rules in the year or so he played.

>>181364321
Which one?

BIG
HOT
R-UST

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>>181364506
Possibly xev or sawboner. Seeing as CARSH and saw fag are meta club rape buddies

So you think you're powergaming kid?
Heh... watch this...
*whips out nofruit*
*hits it at just the right time*
*gets bluespace tomato*
*squishes it*
*teleports behind you*
*disarms you*

>>181365685
lol

Is grabbing tools as an officer power gaming?

>>181365968
Yes

It always makes me laugh seeing the "metaclub" posts, like seriously you think there's a conspiracy out to get you? Stop drinking the insane banned shitter coolaid.
. Man I used to be just like you, then I got to a gym, started lifting and fucking 7's on the regular. I haven't thought about Sawbones even once in the years since.

>>181365685
lol

>>181366336

That's weird, I often think about sawbones while fucking my 7's

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>>181366814

do we have almonds in game yet?

>>181365968
guess it depends on the tools. Nobody is gonna say shit about a crowbar otherwise security would be easily defeated just by someone hitting the fire alarms.

>>181365968
Nah, just fill a box with tools and put it in your bag

>>181367068
no but we have peanuts

>>181355875
>Do you ever impress yourself with a good ad

>Maintaining the wild ride in bagelstation medbay
>Been playing Sax and Trombone all shift while helping people
>Save a guys life
>When he wakes up he starts telling me about his time in the Navy
>Always awkward when people start to RP on me
>Pull out the Trombone and tell him I played in the CAP Color Guard, that's kind of the same as the navy right?
>"I don't think so"
>Tell him sure it is and pull out the saxophone and play them together
>March a little and tell him "This is my trumpet, this is my horn, this ones for blowing and this one's for porn"
>Chuckle out loud at how terrible my joke is, but secretly proud of myself for having thought of it on the spot

>>181365685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjaqrPpdQYc

>>181368412
Waynes World is a pretty enjoyable set of movies.

Post a random static you remember(not yourself) and others post theor opinions on them!!!

>>181368786
me

>>181368786

(you)

>>181368929
>>181369121

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyNyHark4xk

>>181368786
Ben Dover
Dean Bash
uh
Coolio Jr.

>>181368786
>"I hope someone notices me" the post
This always makes me sad

quick post a static in [my_department] that you think is OK

>>181369304
None

>>181369359
you were meant to say me you dolt

>>181369304
Riccardo

>>181369504
There aren't OK statics anymore, whatever the department

Top 25 security waifus???

say me

>>181369971
fuck that, security is a man's job

Top 5 Security Husbando's?

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TOP TEN JUICED UP WAIFUS
AND TOP TEN JUICED UP HUSBANDOS
GO

>>181369737
Fuckin wops

>>181368786
Dean Bash
Blast Ripneck
Mike Cooper
Gerald Walter
Yahir Kepplinger
Joe Fiddler
Dean Du
Elok Standorf
Cash Hardie

all cool fellas, i'd like to share a space beer with

>>181370661
Congrats, you are cancer personified.

>>181369737
Nice person and good player, complimented my character so they have good taste!

>>181370661
>Thinking yahir is cool
must be a shitter

>>181370661
>Dean Du
>almost everyone else

>>181370661
>assistants whose entire character is just "I have the personality of a retarded child isn't that so wacky"

>greyshits thinking they can break everywhere and steal everything because it's wizard and muh metaknowledge, I can't be an antag if it's a wizard

>>181370661
The only good person on this list is Dean, who's surprisingly pretty cool despite the meme name

MENTION ME ALREADY YOU SHITTERS I NEED MY VALIDATION AAAAAAA

>when you outjew the IA and sell him to the vox

>>181370661
I hate you so damn much even if I know you are fucking shitposting.

post statics you like to see
post statics you don't like to see

>>181371160
>me
>(you)

>picks security to be an attention whore "so cute" forced waifu

>>181371447
>that detective that accents so hard it keeps flipping between baguette, redneck, and retarded

>>181371160
>like
bob the necromancer
my nigga steve
yahir
kayahi
that one HoS who always replaced the captain's spare with a fake
rinmaru shitzoku
>don't like
avada
souhei
crotch-rot rin
sawbones
waifus in general

>>181371160
I've been a fan of most of the people in sec the last couple of days

>>181371537
>bullying people for roleplaying

>>181371948
>homestuck text filters are roleplaying

>>181372516
It dumb fun

>>181371948
>being borderline incoherent and not a whole lot else
>roleplay

>all the ckey=name shitters keep getting banned
Come ON, get a fucking clue. They're obviously either the same person or a group that most likely communicates outside the game. In either case, they need to be removed from the serb.

There's literally nothing better than ordering combat shotguns from Cargo and hunting a wizard

>>181371537
Eloise is cute!
Cute!

>>181374083
Of course there is. Ordering combat shotguns from cargo and hunting a HoS.

>>181374083
How about not being a faggot, have you tried that out yet?

>>181374083
Ordering combat shotguns as a wizard and hunting the captain.

>>181374073
Why are they getting banned? Not having good names or because they're shitters?

I don't keep track of ckeys.

>>181374240
Have you? Because if you have, it didn't work

>>181374240
That's pretty aggressive man, you need to calm down. You can have some of my Cypro to chill, you fucking nerd

>>181374406
Because they're shitters. Look at the bans page:
thorossudatos Overdosed multiple hosts as a slug 4no good raisin, said that the hatch message stated that "some were trying to murder him". After bwoinking him a lot he seems to finally get that such thing is not allowed, since it is non-antag murdering and goes againt the primary and secondary objective of being a borer (survive and procreate).

xandertifft Doorcrushed roundstart by a auto-traitored AI. Respawned as a derelict MoMMI and made several attempts to return to the station. When they found out they in fact could not do that, they just teleported open canisters of plasma and started a plasma fire on the real stations bridge instead. When asked why, I was told 'im just sick of the fucking ai, its fucking bullshit' 'whatever, laws dont matter'

for the latest ones.

>>181374575
Oh, I don't check the ban page.

>>181374575
Literally against the rules to use your ckey as a name unless it could be an actual name

What causes you to get succed out of double airlocks at massive speed? It doesn't seem consistent enough to purely attribute it to plain ZAS

>>181375469
That's just plain ZAS.
I think that the greater the difference in atmospheres might have something to do with the speed and strength you are sucked out though.

>Started slipping people with banana peels when he thought no admins were online as Clown. Didnt kill or crit them or anything but still worth keeping an eye out for. by Mrpain666 (Unknowmin) on Saturday, July 1st of 2017

>>181377005
You're joking right?
I know Mrpain is a fucking sperg and likes giving people notes for some really stupid shit but this isn't real right?

>>181377207
>Started stabbing people with pens when he thought no admins were online. Didnt kill or crit them or anything but still worth keeping an eye out for. by Mrpain666 (Unknowmin) on Wed, December 23rd of 2015
This is real.

>>181371160
>like
Dee Fib
Patrick Bateman
>not like
'Torture every round' Issac
Assorted shitters I've forgotten the names of

>Started arresting criminals with cuffs when he thought no admins were online. Didnt kill or crit them or anything but still worth keeping an eye out for. by Mrpain666 (Unknowmin) on Wed, December 23rd of 2015

>>181377337
Ex-bay admins were a mistake.

>tfw the waifu masters have all left
>tfw you'll never find out what the waifu master's top five waifu list was
s m h t b h senpai

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>>181378743

>>181377213
Looks a lot like a tg player in security

>>181377554
He was an admin for gaystation and now he's headmin here?

wtf

How to best play captain?
Running around outside the bridge pretending to play sec is dogshit and admins get mad and everyone ahelps if you take the laser for a walk anyways.
Seems like a trash role which HoP and the armoured memecoat get to emulate with a free validhunting pass to boot.

>>181379030
I see nothing stopping someone from doing that.

>>181379101
>HoP
>free validhunting pass
>allowing hopcurity
What

Just oversee all of the departments and make sure things are running smoothly.

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>>181378897

>>181379389
I have never seen a round on /vg/ where HoP didn't go validhunt with sec after giving themself all access.

>>181379101
Stay in your office and play videogames till you actually have to do work.

Coordinate your lackets, hide the disk, offer the pinpointer, give the clown access for a joke that actually makes you laugh, pda people for communication, buy people stuff, go back to hiding in your room and playing arcade.

Really, just be a leader and let people do their job unless you really have to go and do something, also, no armor till shit hits the fan.

>people keep getting drunk and bitching at the doctors in medbay
why
Go bug the fucking chemist

>>181379449
You must not play frequently then. It's not their job to go out and deal with criminals, that's the job of the HoS and if you see them doing this as the captain, you stop them.

>>181379909
t. the unobservant

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>>181379398

What was the incident responsible for the rule change on ERP?

I remember something about weird PDA messages but it was over a year ago.

>>181380065
Yes, I am aware you are unobservant.
I don't see many go out and be HoPcurity anymore, have you played recently?

>>181380189
Pomf finally hit puberty.

>>181380189
>change
Huh? Wasn't it always bannable?
At most admins could act to instead valid ERPers on their own and giving a note and a warning but I was sure that it was always actually bannable.

181380217
>no you

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>>181378743

>>181380189
it's always been against the rules you fucking newfaggot. The PDA thing was simply a way to get around it appearing the logs or some shit.

>>181381050
does yu knot know how to 4chin

>>181379839
>implying anyone plays chemist now that doctors have Chem access
>implying doctors aren't responsible for providing chems when there is no chemist

>>181377509
My static is liked?

>>181381241
What the hell is the original image

>>181381924
Loss

>>181365968
yeah but don't let it stop you if you think you need them.

the one exception is maybe confirmed malf tbqh

>>181381260
>it's always been against the rules you fucking newfaggot.
it was allowed but mods were encouraged to fuck with you.
little over a year ago they changed the policy after a specific incident.
You're the retarded newfag here anon. :^)

>>181381408
I didn't make you drink the booze though anon.
IDGAF about how drunk you are until you're dying from liver failure.

>Mime with a pocket radio tuned to security
Mcfucking kill yourself.

>somebody tells me I've done good as a warden
>my auto-turret starts firing lethals on the chaplain immediately afterwards

henk

>>181383323
A reminder to carry a radio tuned to the syndicate frequency to make security paranoid.

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>>181380189
Morena and Shiggy went to the bar and used PDA notes to ERP together. Morena and Shiggy both got banned for it after Yahir and Nevill took their PDAs and ahelped it, but then pain reversed the bans an hour later after the thread bitched about it, and then Shiggy and Xevonix got in a bitchfight in deadchat about it. Pic related is the bitchfight.

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>mfw the only cultist sec didn't catch was the braindead geneticist
>mfw I was tempted to bring the geneticist in when I saw him
>mfw I didn't

>>181383323
>solo cult
>clown and mime serial shitters all round
>eventually just snap and off the clown, taze cuff and shave the hop's head
He who fights greyshit must fear becoming a greyshit himself.

>>181383323
>Had it turned to AI Private earlier in the round, with the microphone on, thus leading the AI to complain to sec and getting everyone in the bar at the time brigged

>>181377509
its either torture or hortatio tier faggotry. Most other gimmicks require admin help (which turns into a mess of its own) or i get valided to hell

>>181383460
>clown and mime serial shitters all round
>doctor and CMO serial shitters all round
>a couple greyshits serial shitters all round

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>Running around maint with another fellow cultist
>See sec officer
>Taser him
>Try sharding him, doens't work
>Drag him to convert rune
>Remember that sec can't be convetered.
>Get dog piled by a sec borg and the detective

Spaghetti

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>>181383323
>CMO cultist uses his talisman to summon a tome
>some idiot is standing nearby with a radio tuned to sec frequency

>>181379101
You're supposed to assign roles to each department, such as telling RD to start shitting out guns instead of gygax, or telling CMO to take care of sec before anyone else no matter what.
Other than that you can mingle with the crew (go to the bar, play dnd) but should never be involved in firefights unless you're part of the reason why that firefight exists, or if it's nuke ops, wizard, xenos etc.

>be Cultist
>research words
>see mime
>unzip stun talisman
>they have an active radio on AI channel, AI knows about the talisman
>drag them to my hidey hole
>can't convert
>Nothing on the banlist, did they actually get an Implant before?
>switch to toolbox
>kill them dead
>AI talks about the talisman incident on comms
>AI broadcasts all remotely suspicious stuff on common
>AI goes ;ITS CULT on command channel when the crew isn't hitler enough for the AI
>AI continues to tell Sec to arrest/question me
If Nar-Sie is real, how could he let that happen? If the AI hadn't gone full "HE'S ANTAG CATCH HIM QUICK" on Asimov, this could've been a good round

>>181383563
>trying to shard someone that's alive
antag shakes, or do you just not know?
soul shards only work on people that are either in crit or dead

>>181383649
I though he was in crit, the other cultist shot him and i did too.

>>181357503
the common misconception here is that 4chan is an anime board

it isn't.

regardless, there's a number of different boards for you to enjoy anime and japanese culture, as well as a number of generals in /vg/ that are japanese games/anime games for you to post your anime in

ss13 is not anime

>sec keeps catching the clown
>clown keeps PDAing me to release him
>sec never removes his PDA, EVEN WHEN PUTTING HIM IN PERMA
>all this time nobody changing laws to non-asimov
Unrobust shitters the whole lot of you silly carbons.

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>be cap
>ordering the second round of implants after a lot of deconversions
>pray that I hope Nar'Sie is pissed off
>Nurgle tells me he's bored and asking the Honkmother to snapchat a picture of her pussy
>ask if he gets it
>he does

>>181383770
>repeatedly ask the chain of command why they haven't changed laws
>radio silence
>call for shuttle
>'NO WE MUST FIND THE ANTAGS'
Shitters the lot of 'em

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>>181383774
>Nurgle tells me he's bored and asking the Honkmother to snapchat a picture of her pussy

Give that admin a fucking medal, who the fuck said that.

>>181383427
This is probably the most autistic fight I have ever witnessed.

>>181383641
>If the AI hadn't gone full "HE'S ANTAG CATCH HIM QUICK" on Asimov
Is AI allowed to do that?

Also, why the fuck would the AI care about cultists?

>>181381924
Looks like some SJW wolf-whistle retardation.

>>181383427
wasnt that the siuation where yahir metagamed with Nevill to get their pda?

>>181385405
That's why I want to know. It looks like the original might be retarded enough for me to doubt it's a real thing.

>>181383758
>it isn't.
moot disagrees with you.
sorry
:^)

>>181385379
AI can ostensibly do anything that doesn't violate its laws, but no one likes a piece of shit that announces the every action of every antag just to valid, and most of them get rule 0'd if they go around killing shitbirds and plasmemes just because they're non-human.

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>Isaac has finally gone off the deep end

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>>181383969
>he says it kinda looks like a banana split

>want to be an AI
>begin the AIfication proccess
>borg kills the robotisist in charge
>scientist gives me a rundown on what happened and what the status is
>forced to either collect valids like a nigger or let blatant harm continue
im sorry mugambe

>>181386473
What does that image have to do with isaac

Are there any good uses for Mr. V.A.L.I.D?

>>181386774
jakmak is isaac

>>181386774
Unless I am remembering wrong, Jakmak is Isaac's ckey.

181381315
how new are you?

Can the station have multiple AI units?

>>181386917
Yes

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>>181386917
You tell me, anon.

>>181386783
decoration. Thats it. It only triggers if you have a gun in your hand when you walk by

>>181385491
moot doesnt own 4chan anymore

>>181386783
they block stuff

they make a sound when someone goes past. sound is different when somebody is potentially bad

they're like the kind of thing that isn't really useful outside of a couple of very specific circumstances where they may not even really make a difference anyway. Use them to alert you as warden to people moving around while you're watching cameras I guess

I always make a single entrance to the brig and put one just outside anyway. Sometimes it might alert you to somebody who's about to emag and waltz into the brig to murder everyone

>that malf AI round the other day
>cover blown instantly when a borg wasn't sure if it was supposed to lie about the existence of an AI
top kek

>>181387025
No, it is now owned by a gook, so you are even more wrong.

>>181385379
>Also, why the fuck would the AI care about cultists?
Related: as a borg I've had AIs tell me that Centcomm doesn't consider summoning the geometer of blood to be probable harm, which makes sense for gameplay reasons but it's incredibly counter-intuitive and not on the wiki.

>>181387385
That's what I figured.
Unless the AI became aware the cultists were trying to sacrifice someone I don't think it should give any fucks at least not under Asimov. Maybe another lawset would change things.

>>181386861
>>181386842
Which Isaac? I thought Isaac the Slaver was Isaac

>>181388079
he abandoned the old account for some reason

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If I sprited possums would a coder add it as a pet? Possums are cute and they could eat bugs if they started growing somewhere.

>>181388496
post dmi

>>181388496
Nope

>>181388496
Opossums to stop the cockroach infestation?

@181388496
no

>>181388719
meant for >>181388496

>>181385427
He literally asked him in game to steal the pda

>>181387536
>trying to sacrifice
Since silicons can't exactly recognize a sacrifice rune and the process is pretty much instant, Asimov doesn't lead to stopping a lot of sacrifices. And since the cult usually only needs one sacrifice, you're kinda back to square one in the probable harm department.

Probable harm is literally just potential harm with a clause about law two orders and bolting sensitive areas so admins wouldn't have to deal with as much bitching.
Senaat was a brainlet who could not come up with an actual solution to the problem presented.

>>181388496
post them anyways, don't care about naysayers

>>181383427
>morena and shiggy
>shiggy

I have created antag datums, however it does not compile. I believe this is purely a byond issue so lets lynch lummox okay?

>>181389860
okay

>>181390196
Okay good I'll be the guy in the chicken suit.

>>181389440
What's your elegant solution? Playing Asimov the "right way" on this server doesn't seem like something you can codify in a hundred words or less.
>inb4 lazymov