/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

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*hacker noises*
I'm in.

Patch note:

Caber provides enemy team with unlimited uber

>>180862364
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All hail the Detonator

>>180873363
thats an unfair comparison, people know where a jump ends, aka when the player touches the ground. demomen can just essentially make a new ground wherever there aren't rockets which makes it much harder to track

>>180873371
far too unpredictable which is the point of nerfing it to begin with

>>180873617
its random and unfair to everyone using a projectile weapon, stop pretending you can just guess where a demoman will pull back out his parachute when he can do it anytime he pleases

>>180873759
so sniper, direct hit soldier, and reserve shooter are the only combinations that would be good against him. even a pyro has a chance against a demo on the ground but sure as fuck not while in the sky

delet this thread
neps must be stopped

are there any graphic mods that dont look like shit and dont fuck up the skyboxes?

Adapt and overcome - U.S. Marine mantra

Whine and nerf - Competitive TF2 players

>>180874316
>caring about the skyboxes
this isn't csgo you don't need to line up grenade throws with certain clouds

>>180874382
nigger its a videogame, its supposed to be fun for everyone, its not war. surely you are just baiting me at this point?

>>180874543
i don't appreciate the pink and black chess board really.

>>180874645
shitting on comp players for being garbage while they simultaneously condescend to us "lessers" is the only fun to be had anymore

>>180874657
that means you installed something wrong

>>180874927
hard to install something wrong when the instructions are "paste these to your /tf folder

the mod itself might be broken

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Yo i played the shit out of this game back in 2009-2014, thinking of getting into it again. Should i?

>>180876012
go for it, there's an update coming "soon", so now would be a good time to relearn everything

>>180876462
I read the patch notes. They actually look good.

Why are all these nerfs comp focussed.

pyro update?

>>180877179
so that all weapons can be viable in comp and also because balancing the game around comp doesn't harm casual at all, and in fact makes it more balanced

>>180874862
i top fragged on vanguard with base jumper, sticky jumper, and pain train in a casual match, players in casual don't do any better at all if that is really the point you are trying to make

after heavy who gets a class pack
I bet they'll revive engi vs spy

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>>180874067
?????????????????????

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official attack/defend cp tier list

nothing else even fucking compares tier:
>steel

good maps tier:
>gravelpit
>gorge
>mountainlab

better dustbowl tier:
>egypt

it doesn't get worse... right? tier:
>dustbowl
>snowplow

dedicated to everyone who thinks 2fort is bad tier:
>junction

>>180877963
>there are people IN THIS THREAD who still get lost on steel

>Goal: Reduce the effectiveness of "pocket'd" Snipers in stalemates/standoffs (this primarily happens in organized/competitive play)

What does pocket'd snipers mean?

>>180878117
reporting in

>>180878117
>he knows ho to navigate steel
how to spot a tryhard in on easy step

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>>180877721
oh maybe he was talking about the BB

You know it's weird I don't see people on pubs using it more, once you've got 4 headshots stacked that thing is a fucking menace

>>180878130
im pretty sure they meant pocketed snipers, i see why you are getting confused

>>180877963
>steel and gravelpit on top
Good taste fampai

>>180878331
fuck pocket medic, thats right

>>180878130
snipers that don't die to the other sniper's headshots because they got healed

Honestly they should just make it so that regardless of a sniper's health, he'll still die to a single SR headshot

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>hear spy nerfs
>say fuck it and get reacquainted with stock
>feels good
>look good
Anyone else on the acceptance part of dealing with loss, yet?

>>180878176
i used to use it but its more of a gamble than for example the heatmaker. once i learned i could use the focus even without the bar being full i went bonkers

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>>180878643
>not already playing with almost entirely stock weapons
get your head in the game spy who looks almost exactly like mine

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Comedy tiers:
Top tier: calling people faggots on the internet
High tier: replacing the beginning consonants of words with the B emoji
Mid tier: arbitrary shitposting
Shit tier: Well thought out and structured original jokes

>>180878939
faggot

>>180878789
Nah I was an amby/ice pick/dr for the longest time. headshots turned me on, being fire immune and sonic speed was great.

But then now I need to relearn meatshots and shit. but now that you mention it I do have a ranger I never use and some maps are devoid of ammo packs. ganna give it a go. thanks

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>>180878643
Stock is always supreme, but l'etranger can be good too. I like these balance changes, makes it easier to spot all the crutch users by their tears.

>>180878117
the only map I ever get lost on nowadays is yukon

>>180878643
>>180878789
awful

>>180878117
>There are people in this thread who cannot even pubstomp

>charmer's chapeau
literally reddo's hat

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Goodbye amby and dr, you were the bestest stuff.

Dead Ringer, you I can understand getting nerfed
But Amby my old friend who survived 2 or 3 stat wipes and almost 5 or 6 years.. you did not deserve what happened to you.

L'etranger + Big Earner + Dead Ringer new meta.

get fucking ready people

L'etranger + stock + stock

>>180878939
Ho! That's me alright!

my sister (male) works at valve

https://pastebin.com/sz75NDiW

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>>180874125
I got one too Viva! ;)

>>180879748
is your sister hot
do you have pictures of her feminine benis

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post more spies

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>>180880157
This is THE best spy loadout.

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>>180879748
>manmelter buff
oh boy
>no third degree buff
angery

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>>180880157
>>180880336
>blood banker

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>>180880157
I don't play this class

Where's the 'feedback' option in the tf2 menu? Am I just blind?

>>180880725
What does this mean

>>180880768
it's on the right of the website

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>>180880157

what the fuck

do you think valve won't go through with any of the changes?

>>180881236
the changes are being made by some DOTA2 intern who fucked up, played 1 comp match and decided to nerf the things that killed him.

and for like a 9 year old shooter game, no one is left around to stop him

>>180881236
i think they'll probably change around the ambassador because not only is the change not that good but also because of the outcry in general, but i don't think they'll keep any of the weapons they're changing as-is.

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does the no-fall damage bonus from the pbpp block damage from the mantreads too?
someone should test it out while it still has that upside

>>180881372
Their idea is good, they don't want the close-range melee class to be a long range snippy snip class because we already have a snipperman. Maybe just make it less RNG, because with the change, long-range headshots can still happen and are even more horeshit.

>>180881370
(You)

>>180880725
It's the perfect cosmetic, improves his default look without really changing it

>>180880615
but it does get a buff depending on how you look at it

now nobody can call it a direct upgrade even though it is in 80% of situations

lurker's leathers are the best spy shirt since it replaces the ugly default pinstripe pants

>>180881892
Is that even an upside? I've never seen someone get a manntread kill on someone who wasn't afk, much less an actual moving scout. I don't play much hightower though.

the only time i ever got a mantreads kill post-2013 was on medieval mode

what is this meme about direct hit behind harder to rocket jump with i can literally only rocket jump with direct hit

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>>180879987
>>180874125
It's all about the detonator baybee

new watch
>infinite cloak
>leave behind team colored cloud when invisible

there should be collectors collectors weapons where it takes 200 collectors weapons to craft one

new watch
>no cloak
>on right click: send out 2 bot clones
>clones have 60 health and act try to get players to chase them, but they never attack
>can't use watch again until 30 seconds after the last clone dies

>>180883620
Annoying and pointless. Just like the spy class. You're hired.

>>180883620
Other than the fact that people would absolutely use that to overload and crash a server with bots, that sounds fun.

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>>180883620

Why are scouts mains so whiny?

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It's been forever since i've made a spray, but does anyone know why when I try to make this transparent, the background shows up as black?

I've split the gif into 6 png files, and made sure that the background was transparent, but it still shows up as this

>>180882217
>Maybe just make it less RNG
that's what i'm saying, i don't mean that making spy not able to pretend they're snipers anymore is a bad thing, i mean the proposed change to solve that isn't so good

>>180884092
prob because valve doesnt allow transparent? don't quote me on that

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Post a picture of the most valuable thing in your inventory whether it's by how expensive it is or how rare it is.

>>180884849
Damn Viva.

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Why must people who apparently don't know what fun servers are allowed to ruin games for people who actually want to play the game?

>>180885020
why are you ruining their fun anon, they're just playing the game the way they want to play it :^)

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>>180885020
>Oh no, there are people who are better than us on the other team, better throw the game by taunting in spawn
Why is this not considered griefing? Why does the TF2 playerbase actively encourage this?

>>180885108
>They want to play baseball on the soccer field while everyone else is playing soccer, why can't you just let them do what they want?
I wish everyone who thinks like this a slow and fiery death.

>trying to play turbine seriously

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>>180884702
tfw poor

>>180885358
:(

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>>180880157
I don't play much spy, I've had this fedora and col roule ages ago, not long after I stopped being free to play.

>>180878357
heheh ty anon but I know ;3

>>180885309
I don't expect serious gameplay on a pub, but I do expect people to actually play the game. If you're that upset by dying to someone better than you in Team Fortress 2, so much so that you have to throw the game and ruin it for everyone else, you should seriously reconsider your choice in game.

what are some in game mechanics that need to be fixed? I want to email valve, but I'm sure I'm forgetting many

>>180885020
>turbine
Stop playing shit maps

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>>180884702
at least i'm not the poorest one here

>>180885916
I like playing Turbine and I think it's fun. I'd rather play CTF than Payload any day.

>>180885916
turbine is good for sniper dm but that's about all i use it for

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>>180884702
This thing.

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>>180884702
405 keys

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>>180884702

>>180886024
>but it's fun
clearly not if you're complaining

>>180886090
>turbine is good for sniper dm
no, play actual sniper dm maps instead

>>180886598
actual sniper dm maps don't have you shooting at non-sniper targets

sniper is literally just an easier scout

>>180886598
i don't mean sniper v sniper, i mean just sniping in general without having to care about the objective.

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>>180884702
kind of poorfag reporting

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>>180886679

>>180886837
not really, i find sniper easier than scout. though sniper is my most played class so that might have something to do with it.

sniper is broken in tf2 and the only thing balancing him in tfc was the fact everyone could bunnyhop to close the distance

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>>180884702
EOTL effects are GOAT, this is not debatable

>>180887059
then why doesn't everyone run sniper on 6's teams at all times

>>180887120
you're correct, except for molten mallard

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>>180880157
mmkay

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Whats wrong with my spps?

>>180887373
he wants out

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i bottom fragged this game but CHECK THIS OUT

>>180886717
>>180886647
if you mean just sniping in general turbine is the worst fucking map

>>180887531
youre hud looks like SHIT

>>180887551
how so? it's flat and open with wide sightlines. also getting crackshots through the stairs is satisfying as shit.

>>180878643
>>180878789
>Charmer's Chapeau
What's it feel like being the thumbnail of a spy kill montage?

>>180887582
YOU DONT MEAN THAT IT IS VERY INFORMATIVE AND NICE LOOKING

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>>180884702
1/1 in existence; selling for two keys

>>180887719
i spent like 20 minutes in loadout.tf looking for a decent spy loadout because my spy is the loadout i'm least pleased with and found like no good hats. miscs, sure but good spy hats are a bastard to come by. the l'inspecteur is good, but that's about it. all the good spy hats are overused as shit, there's no untapped ground to work with. you want me to make a good looking set around that fucking egyptian hat? really? what about the ninja cowl? you don't even know what that is. you probably think i made that up. spy seriously has some of the worst hats in the game and this is coming from the same game that has pyro in it.

>>180888034
>Having taste THIS bad

>there are people in this thread unironically wearing charmer's

>there are people who unironically post in this thread

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>there are Lime/Pink Scout that still exist in TF2

How do I move that Gear Up?

>>180888769
bind "mouse2" "explode"
then right click to grab the gear

>>180888924
gotcha

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>TF2 still exists

>2007 was 50 years ago

>>180887698
>how so
You're retarded and will never get good at the game

>>180889412
well you're not very good at explaining things so i guess we're both in a bad place

>>180889485
>you're not good at explaining things
I don't need to

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>>180888303
ok what about this then, this was the best i could come up that doesn't use some fancy fedora or charmer's shit

>>180889647
Groovy/10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpkPet9dtl0

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>>180884702
Move out of the way poorfags

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>tfw found the moogen gloryhole futa animation in my downloaded sprays folder

what now

post it

post it

upload it somewhere that doesn't require an account

and where would that be

mega or anonfile

here you go you fucking baby
https://anonfile.com/WbpcQ1b7b4/moogan.vtf

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>>180879748
>being so autistic you post your headcanon patchnotes in every thread, updating it each time

>spawn camp in casual mode
>talk tons of shit
>leave after games so they dont make me eat my words
r8 plan

>>180893798
2/10, apply yourself

I just got vote kicked for 'hacking' because I was better than everyone

>>180894153
It's a good feeling, ain't it?

>>180894259
nod really. it makes me mad that my team kicks anyone the other team tells them to.

>>180894413
A lot of pubbies just can't tell the difference between skill and actual hacking.

>>180893798
>talk shit but can't take a hit
>still manages to make kiddos frustrated
4/10

>>180893360
>being so autistic that you write a song entitled 'i am a cuck' to """own""" the word cuckold and combat the mean 4chan bullies who call you a cuck for having asinine world views

tim heidecker is a joke give me my fucking show back

>>180894941
They really need to put spectator mode back in

>>180895515
where is charls

>>180895658
fuck you

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tfw u ruin the friendly party
tfw ur not good enough at pubstomping to have a 2:1 k/d

>>180895658
Bitch

are they going to put in the option to reset medals

>>180895813
>join game
>H-HEY EVERYBODY GO ENGIE
>go pyro to protect from the inevitable spies
>K-K-KICK HIM FOR NOT PLAYING ENGINEER
>passes
this game sometimes really sucks

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>>180895962
Got matched into a Hightower meme server with like 7 friendlies on the other team and I kept bullying them over and over until they convinced my team to votekick me.

6 scouts vs 2 engineers with all buildings fully upgraded and a heavy who only uses buffalo steak + fists of steel

who wins

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>>180884702
Rarity is nice.

reminder soda popper is a direct upgrade because the blue text completely nullifies the red text

give pyro every stock hitscan weapon in the game as a secondary but make them ignite people. sniper rifle wouldn't be able to get headshots.

pyro is fixed

>>180897491
Why would he need any of that when he has the shotgun?

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>force a nature has more pellets so you can deal more damage
>but also has a damage penalty

whats the point ? ?? ?>???

let pyro equip all 4 flamethrowers at once

>>180897758
Probably to encourage getting up close for meatshots

give pyro current sandman

give pyro a glock

pyros did 9/11

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Give pyro some melee weapons, he barely has any.

>>180895813
>kdr
Literally irrelevant. It's all dependent on what gamemodes you play and since none of them are DM it says little about someone's skill.

>>180899197
t. bad

>>180899267
I knew you were going to say something like this. Having a 2:1 kdr on pubs is not impressive.

>>180899267
I'd gladly take someone with a shit k:d who actually got the objective done

>>180899083
pyro has enough melee weapons for every situation
>powerjack for going fast
>koth/5cp: back scratcher
>spies: homewrecker
>combos: axtinguisher
>medics: third degree
>water: neon sign

the one who does need a melee weapon ironically has the most melee weapons in game: demo
his only melee weapons that arent for knight are shit
>capturing control points and dying to scouts: pain train
>killing yourself but not your enemy: caber
>going slow: skullcutter
he just needs a normal melee that isnt stock like soldier or medic have

is 5cp gorge still in casual rotation?

>>180900249
no:(

>>180900295
fuck, the 2cp version sucks

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>when she sees your dick

>>180900659
>the only girl tf2g ever had isnt even a girl

shuckle is a girl (female)

>>180900836
there was an ugly fat bitch w/ a moustache here in like 2012/13

>>180900971
Don't forget Puddi.

>>180901112
was chigga a tf2g or just an orbitter

Can anyone remember an old gmod video where the demo got a full 'makeover' - poking fun at the addition of cosmetics, may have been made around the time paints were added as I think that's what it was poking fun at

Just remembered it and thought it was pretty ironic since full cosmetic sets are now a thing, would like to see it again if anyone knows what I'm talking about

>>180900836
>granberia
>mai
>yellowquiet
>puddi
>deejay
>shuckle
>jocelyn
??? theres been plenty of girls here dude

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Would you buy it?

>>180901776
Why would anyone when pocket Pauling exists

>>180901776
>decalable

>>180901976
oh god yes

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Name my 2v2 TF2 LAN

>>180901741
all literally who and probably dead

megau ltiduo

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Kino?

>>180902142
"im not gay but $20 is $20"

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>>180901976

oh hahahahahah, yes

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>>180901776
Not rea-

>>180901976
Pic related

>>180901310
Nvm found it lads

https://youtu.be/gIafaUfkLSQ

A modern classic

minicrits should do 50% more damage

>>180901741
deejay wasnt a girl

*mini crits u*

>playing against a stack of 6+ level 150 friends
is there a worse feeling
like at least hackers you can convince them to kick but it's the unbeatability of hackers combined with the inability to do fuck all about it

>>180905306
iirc 6 is the max stack for queueing.
Why don't you stack with tf2g?

how many people from your country are ETF2L high level?

me

im mid but i could probably be high if i played medic
but playing medic is horrible at a high level

>>180905537
barely any tf2g's on the west siede. there's like jnkns and HEE HO and i think morwanegg i've seen once or twice? i know i saw wanderer once but i know he's in florida or some shit so i don't know what he was doing here. i know i'm probably missing a couple but i'm just going by what i've seen and who's on my list.

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>>180905907
Morwanneg is east coast like me, but I'm up late as fuck. I'm usually down to queue.

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>>180905907
well I'm a westie, I just keep weirdass hours

>>180905570
two
what's the point of this question

give the pyro a lightning gun

Quick question: Can't they just make the upcoming weapon changes (some of them) exclusive to competitive? So in theory, a weapon would have different usage in casual and in competitive. That would stop the whining right?

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Show us things you've built.

>>180907323
their goal is to make casual and competitive not be completely different so that would be the most counter-intuitive thing they could do

lightning gun would be stupid op in a slow fps like tf2
in quake its fine because everyone is fast but not everyone is fast in tf2

>>180907708
What if you were to increase the damage tick intervial?

>>180907708
wouldn't a weapon that melts through slow (tanky) classes be perfect to counter the stalemate problem

>>180907675
But aren't they meant to be different? Like in CS:GO you try to have fun in casual, and take the game a bit more serious in matchmaking. What's the point of having same gamemodes but with different names?

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>>180899083
>>180899736
>flanks: Powerjack
>escort and camp at pushes: Backscratcher
>divebomb ambush on pockets: Axting, Third Degree
>pybro at defense: Neon, Homewrecker

Only melee that doesn't fit any classment is S.V.F and I think it can be tweaked to fit in either flanks or divebomb purposes.
In general you can't go wrong when you pick Backscratcher, because 25% more damage is something and downside is irrelevant.
Medics can heal you with xbow bolts without sparing their attention away from their pockets, also healing a BS Pyro with Medibeam builds a high uberrate longer since it takes ages for BS Pyro to reach 142.5% health from a hurt state.

Also in my opinion Demo already have a really good melee selection.
>pocket with stickies or hybrid gl-knight: Zatoichi, Pain Train, stock Bottle
>full time booties knight: Eyelander, Skullcutter, Claidheamh
>sentry defender: Caber, Persian Persuader
Problem here is; Pain Train and stock Bottle appears to be multipurpose but that's okay. Just appreciate Zato more.

>>180905907
Still waiting on that update. I wanna drink in the tears of guillotine users and spy mains

It's not hee-ho, though, it's notebook (or niggerboy like wanderer says)
also changed name to everyone's favorite MGS character for a bit

>>180908336
why do you namefag as niggerboy then

>>180907798
it would still be strong

think about how many weapons are
-100% accurate
-have fast fire rate
-are hitscan
-have no clip size
thats right, there arent any
and this thing would be extemely broken because of these four qualities
it allows for hitscan spam and massive damage without any spool up and its perfectly accurate
no thanks

>>180907830
to break stalemates is okay, but this thing would consistently melt heavies soldiers and demos, not just when stalemates occur

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>>180908669
Eh, easier to remember?

Also, post rocketmen

>>180908773
what are we naming here

>>180908836
rocket launcher

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>>180908773
Cop Killer

Born to kill

>>180908773
penis dick cock launcher

>>180908773
4chan.org/vg/tf2g for epic memes! XD

>>180908773
hahaha hoyl shit

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>>180908773

>>180908773
dickniggersuckcockpen

>>180908773
I started this, and I regret it already desu

>>180909503
Turns out, filenames really are a myth
>>180908773
I eat donkey balls

>>180907069
>only 2
hah, noob

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13296174

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>>180908773

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>>180909517
>>180910340
Alright, my fucking router stopped working for more than a minute, i'm back

Wondering, should I buy a Head Case for this, or just go on being the Teufort Knight?

>>180911583
rainboober

>>180909305
Nice pairing with the No Name and the Stash

>>180911583
buy a new rig before you consider buying virtual shit. I bet you don't even have a 144hz monitor

>>180910626
we're just that rare

>>180910927
i don't really play pugs, just scrims and mixes
mixchamp seems dead

>>180912348
>using a 144hz monitor
everyone knows 128hz is best dipshit
theres a reason why computers work in multiples of 64 bits instead of 72's

>>180912431
this is the worst pseudo science i've read this week

>>180911583
Friendly fire

>>180912484
well its true

have you EVER heard of a 144 bit cpu?
a 144 bit gpu?
144 bit encryption?

dont give into the memes anon
144 hz is the new "blast processing"

>>180912654
it wasn't that funny the first time either

>>180911949
Thank you, friend

Any of the new maps any good? With new I mean 1 to 2 years old

>>180913651
If you want matches that last more than an hour, play Powerhouse.

Borneo has to be my all-around favorite payload map.

i like sunshine
dunno if you'd call that new

powerhouse is pretty good too

shit, I guess NOBODY reads filenames, not just janny-jans

I read it I just don't care

beggars bazooka + rocket jumper when

tomorrow

!!!

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>>180911583
stand strong, pybro knight

>>180915349
Well I guess i've gotten a name for the flamethrower now

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It's late, i'm tired, and i'm going to bed.

Will roll for desc later

i like lord cocks pith helmet

i like cocks :x

>>180887248
I know Im fugging late on this but
>dissing on ducks
nigga Ill hunt you down

>>180917638
>worst EOTL effect
>worst halloween event
Seriously, screw ducks.

Whats a good hud?

aHud

>>180918372
>like KBN
>completely bork'd target_id system
>cant be used to see health in mvm

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>>180918096
fuck off!?!?

>>180921484
if you really liked ducks, you wouldn't want a duck to be on fire

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http://tf2r.com/kcv21ya.html

>wearing unusuals
>wearing genuines
>wearing vintages
>using killstreaks
>using stranges
>using australiums

>using weapons or wearing cosmetics of quality other than pure stock or unique
how hard do you have to compensate for being bad at the game?

You jelly brah?

>>180923371
i like sparkly things and counting numbers. i'll give you vintage and genuine though, i don't see the point.

>implying I wasn't that one smurfing gibus battle engie that dominated your burning flames professional killstreak ass yesterday with frontier justice
lmfao

>>180923371
>>using killstreaks
>>using stranges
Nothing wrong with these.

remove levels from casual

>>180923838
>i like sparkly things
I dislike most unusual effects, they're just flashy in a trashy way or edgy for the most part or sometimes even disgustingly ugly although some are admittedly pretty and tasteful (blizzardy storm and death at dusk come to mind - you can't go wrong with nature)

killstreaks are obviously for e-peen and stranges too in some way but there is one thing I don't get

numbers on stranges mean nothing afaik, you can just go on some idle server and grind all day and night to get hale's own and anyone can do that, is this supposed to appeal to autistics or something?

collector's show that you clearly have nothing better to do in life than to hoard same fucking weapon or cosmetic and then waste time in crafting process

also killstreak effects are just edgy

I have a dual monitor setup and sometimes when i move the mouse to the left fast while playing, i lose focus from the game and minimize it accidentally since i guess the mouse technically moves to the left screen
how can i stop this from happening?

>I have a dual monitor setup
this is where you fucked up

that doesnt make sense
how is having 2 monitors fucking up

>>180911583
That's a really good pyro loadout, I like it. Rainblower looks out of place, though.

it's too much for anyone who isn't a fucking nerd..

>Playing a mix (6 guys looking to play comp against some other random 6 guys)
>Britmix + 1 rusky friend of mine pops up
>We win normally
>Rusky friends send me chatlog of how fucking mad they are at us and how they say we are toxic for having won against them
is there anything worse than a brit?

>>180927513
this tf2 is only for poor people that post their loadouts

>>180927291
never happens to me

try not playing in windowed

>>180928770
im on fullscreen

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>>180928884
maybe try enabling raw mouse input

i dont know

i have 3 screens

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>>180929110
googled around putting "CSGO" isntead of "TF2" and got the following semi-fix

>>180929319
oh

>>180929110
>2fort
Have you no shame?

>>180929531
he's just some noob that got rekt, forgive him

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>>180929531
:s

>>180929724
needs a vaci up his ass

do i need a **** up my ***

>>180929724
always the poorfags

>>180930014
anonymous spends more time looking at hats than playing the game

the shiny medal means i am a pro gamer

>>180929724
thats a lot of hud for such a little resolution

>>180930714
but i can see the sniper boy just fine

i use the mouse to look around

>>180930361
>tf2
>pro gamer
How much money you made? Is it enough to sustain a healthy lifestyle? Is it less than minimum wage? Ergo you're no pro gamer.

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>>180923371
I'm just topscoring two games at once, don't mind me.

>>180931312
um

>>180931312
I've made around 15 dollars in total

>>180931402
nvm, you're extremely professional

>>180931402
you are not me

>>180931453
he is not me

>>180931491
you're not the boss of me now

why does 90% of the playerbase play 2fort all day

>Nerfing Bonk!

why

>>180932184
Degreaser for shotgun bullying.

>>180932104
Crutch map for bads.

>>180932182
so it won't be banned in 6s
not saying I agree, but that's the reason for it

>>180884702
professional killstreak sticky jumper

>>180932596
I think it had less to do with 6s and more that bonk scouts jumping in just to destroy teleporters is annoying as heck. They're mostly trying to rebalance things that are considered crutches or underused from what I understand.

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>>180884702

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>>180884702

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>>180884702

I got rid of my valuables years ago.

>>180901776
yeah sure
>>180934439
BOSS
THAT'S AN ENEMY GUNSHIP

reminder that the mutated milk and self-aware beauty mark are direct upgrades

>>180927291
get a cursor locker that locks the mouse to one screen, it happens because youre moving your mouse too quickly

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>>180931370

what does 0.38 ref mean. how do i do that

>>180938148
0.05 ref = one unique weapon/half a scrap i think

>>180938148
One reclaimed and a weapon

>>180938148
it means they're desperate for metal and you should find a different trader

how do i trade away all my mvm parts

>>180940017
Go to a banking site or use the steam community market

use me

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>>180935790
my other spy loadout looks like this. I'd get an in game screen but I don't feel like opening it right now.

>>180941571
where's the third item

Spy Cosmetics Tier List

>shit loadout no matter what tier
>charmers chapeau

>edgey weeb tier
>noh mercy

>shit on any class tier
>lime and pink/stupid cosmetics like the banana hat

>totally looks like a face and not some creepy shit doll tier
>handsome jack mask

>no originality tier
>metal gear loadouts

>totally not edgy
>any of spys big bulky jackets or shirts

>good tier
>literally everything else

>good tier
>mullet
>nano
>brain warming wear
>janissary
way to invalidate your list

i forgot one
>edgy and not even pretending
>any bandana

>>180943491
yes, literally any of those are better than pro spy main loadout #834957

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>>180943520
It's good for frags