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>>180761423
is this FATAL

>>180761423
Goldsteel actually got fired from admin.

>>180761587
No, I recognize it, it's a VN made by the same people (person?) as Corruption of Champions, except it's set in space.

>>180761587
Trials in Tainted Space.

>>180761878
hey that flash was good ok

>>180761796
>>180761878
>>180762535
>>180761587
It's a furry smut text game. And will be the reason why this thread gets deleted/autosaged.

Is there any better feeling in this game than doing a good job and being recognised for it?

>>180762730
It won't be deleted because it's not obvious and even if it gets deleted the next one will have some x-slut image and it won't get deleted.
Reporting anyways but without expectations.

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post /spess/

>>180762730
SS13 is a furry smut game depending on the server

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>>180763225
This isn't a furry smut board

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reminder that valk is actually the best player on the server

Daily reminder that the majority of the crew is always incompetent

Daily reminder security is actually real easy and fun and full of camaraderie with secbros

Daily reminder that meteor is a fun gamemode

Daily reminder that features that make meteors bearable must be removed

>>180765687
took it too far

>>180765853
take it back

Im clearly a mongoloid but how in the fuck do you wield a weapon with two hands? Or is that not a thing on /vg/?

>>180766104
depends on the weapon, what weapons?

>>180766104
It isn't. Few weapons have this.

>>180766104
Activate it in-hand with pagedown if you're using arrow keys, or just click it on itself while you're holding it

>>180766104
only certain weapons (melee), you do so by using it in hand I think

>>180766249
There are ranged weapons that need two hands

>>180766370
It's the snoiper stuff and miniguns, right? Don't usually get those outside of wiz shenanigans

>>180764554
>tfw you will never get off of work, remembering that tonight is your special night with Valk
>tfw you will never stop by her favorite fast food joint to get her favorite meal
>tfw you will never unlock the door to find her already waiting for you, smiling
>tfw you will never give her the bag containing her meal and seeing her smile wider
>tfw you will never both sit down on your couch and turn on your favorite programming
>tfw you will never fall asleep after a long night of quality kino television

why are we still here, just to suffer?

>>180766983
>>>her
sorry about that friend

>>180766591
Not just those.

>>180766983
>fast food joint

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>tfw you will never go delta with the emergency shuttle called

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>get dragged to medbay in crit with bleeding
>get stripped and stuck in cryo
>get mancrowaved
>die
>defibbed
>get stuck in cryo
>get mancrowaved
>die by crit whispering my blood type and instructions to revive me
>defibbed
>cryo
>mancrowaved
>die

Read the wiki Konstantin

This is the second time I've found the shunted apc and not known what to do, how do I kill it?

>>180769856
You low on blood or what?
Not him but I figured they all had shit handled.

>>180769969
Just shoot it. But it was too late at this point, round had ended a whole minute beforehand.

>>180769969
Weldertank bomb it.

>>180769856
>get dragged to medbay after being dead for 20 minutes
>cloned for 10 minutes
>pod pops me out
>get stuck in cryo
>...
>...
>grenade
>...
>...
>delta
>...
>...
>shuttle recall
>...
>...
>smelelele
getting stuck at near-crit in cryo is Fun

>>180770017
Shooting the APC does nothing.
>>180769969
Welderbomb with the tank on directly north south east or west of the APC.

>>180769970
yes

>>180770118
Sure it does. Git gud.

>>180770118
shooting it breaks it iirc

>>180769856
you got hooked with blood, but one bag wasn't enough and we didn't had any iron pills ready.

>>180770269
If you shoot it with an RPG sure, but lasers do nothing.

>>180770345
Iron pills take like five button presses to make.

>>180770118
I've SEEN shunted AIs die when shot though. It just doesn't affect the APC itself, strangely enough.

>>180770671
Lasers cause it to enter broken state

>>180770761
Can't enter chemistry without access and shocked doors.

>>180771453
Depending on the map there's something called windows.

>>180771541
It was Metaclub.

>>180771841
Even easier, there's a table. Just get thrown over it.

>>180771957
That is an excellent point. Even if I was involved instead of observing I probably wouldn't have thought of that.

>>180772164
Gotta know the tide well to become the perfect player.

>>180763225
this is an anime smut board

Unban 2hotdogs

Unban 2hotdogs, kingston and iamgoofball
ban zealotron, xevonix and mrpain12

>>180773052
>kingston
IT WAS ONLY NONLETHALS
HOW THE FUCK DOES DRAGONSHIT THINK HE CAN GET AWAY WITH BANNING A DETECTIVE FOR DOING HIS JOB AND NOT EVEN KILLING SOMEONE
KINGSTON DID LITERALLY
L I T E R A L L Y
NOTHING WRONG
O
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W R O N G

>>180773272
ok kingston, calm down.

>Set Atmos up
>Some Vox tech changed a few pipes around that I had to fix
>suddenly station starts getting overpressurized
>cut distro and start trying to fix this
>running around trying to manage the pressure
>turns out AI kept fucking with me by turning on my air dump valve into distro
you're a monster, AI.

>>180773976
that sounds hilarious

>readd skeletons as round start
>move the buff behind genetics as something to work for

Then we can ack ack without bullshit again. I miss my ack ack

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>>180775046
>I miss my ack ack

>>180775046
Nah you get your fucking ack ack when you get through the genetic wall for it.

>>180775046
skeletons as a player race was fucking stupid

plasmamen are at least a sci-fi flavored undead

Borer as roundstart job option when?

>>180775738
this

>>180775046
have fun in genetics, bonerboy

>>180775046
megamaw get out

>>180775046
hello I am also a high-estorgen sycophant and skeletons also make me very angry
I really like rei1226 memes he was very funny and a cool guy and not a faggot
funny rhyme ecksdee

hello im kingcrimson and i become extremely upset at any mentions about cracking skeletons and any mentions of vox upset me too please remove them now that you removed my beloved boners

>>180775046
If the buff is behind genetics it's not a skeleton buff anymore.
And it would be the same as rushing for hyperzine every round.

>>180777021
The buff was stupid anyway, they were fine as is as a intentionally feeble shit race.

>>180777021
What was the buff, anyway? Thought they just took more brute damage and could play themselves like a xylophone

>>180777192
Faster speed

>muscle vultures with watermelon heads and downs syndrome totally fit the setting because I beat my dick to ground turkey at the mere mention of them oh my god they're like so hot bro hnnng fuck
>their halo armor is also wicked sick epic and I really really really want to fuck one

haha birb :)))))) wholesome tumblr memes non-confrontational ladyboy funnies

was the only change to skellies just faster move speed?

>>180777345
Yes

>>180777240
That's it? That's what this big shitshow is over?

We already move fast thanks to smooth code, what's the issue with a speed buff?

>>180777321
English please.

>>180777321
> I beat my dick to ground turkey at the mere mention of them

This made me laugh.

But you're fucking retarded nonetheless.

>still have to eat
>can't reassemble yourself when you lose a limb
Port TG skeleton mechanics when.

>>180777413
megamaw pushed and shilled it to be faster than human speed and in doing so fucked the rest of the acks over.

Should of just left it as is, with the only change being the milk meme drinking.

>>180777413
SKELETON POWERCREEP
IF THE SKELETONS MOVE FASTER THAN HUMANS THEN EVERYBODY WILL PLAY SKELETON
ALL RACES NEED TO BE BALANCED (except for humans)

>>180777698
Humans should be the best race

>>180777463
eat shit

>>180777971
There are ways of accomplishing this without making every other race shit.

>>180777971
humans ARE the best race

>>180777321
kingcrimsonSJW

>>180777971
>humans thinking humans should be best race

>>180778635
what the fuck?

>>180778635
>everyone who disagrees with me is (scapegoat)

>>180779089
>haha I'm Anonymous : )

>>180777624
So then remove the speed buff and slap skeles with something else, like fragile bones or inability to clone or something

>>180779284
or just dont

>>180779195
>le shadow government roleplay

>>180779603
what the fuck?

>>180777971
what the fuck?

>>180777321
what the fuck?

>>180761423
>consider applying to JPL once
>nasa meme forever
i hate everything just fucking kill me please

>>180778821
>>180779765
>>180779995
>>180780128
what the fuck?

>>180780260
wtf

>>180780373
watafak

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>>180781596
What the fuck the fuck?

what a ride

>when you floop flop that hard

>>180761423
>gold "I'm a total bitch but it's okay because I'm playing a waifu teehee" steel
>working anywhere that requires teamwork
k

How are you supposed to revive a plasmaman without setting him on fire?

>>180782920
You don't

>>180782920
mancrowave

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>DEATHSQUAD LMAO
I'm glad I c4'd the cloner. Fuck ned

>>180782920
You clone him.

>>180782920
A lot of Leporazine

>>180782920
Zap zap

>start making a hidden door in perma just in case
>officer sees me
>make a run for it
>wanted by the cops
>they continue to chase me but are all incredibly unrobust and keep fucking up
>eventually HOS gets mad and uploads an AI law to kill me
>AI traps me in a hallway with shocked doors
>a borg walks in and misses a taser and i escape
>fuck around a bit more, most of sec doesnt bother me anymore
>AI traps me again but i escape again
>convince detective to take me off arrest
>AI is put back on to asimov
>time passes and station is mostly fucked
>see some sec cowering in medbay
>feel bad and offer to go get them some weapons
>break into sec and die to death squad

at a certain point bullying sec isnt fun anymore

What is the purpose of the mass spectrometer?
I've never really used it much.
Like I know what it does but I'm not sure which situations it's going to be useful for me.

>>180783242
Don't know about the regular one, but the advanced mass spectrometer can be useful for managing your creatine dosage, making sure you don't run out or take too much.

>>180783179
>>they continue to chase me but are all incredibly unrobust and keep fucking up
Holy shit, I've seen this so much lately. It's like all the newfags that are flooding in from TG go for the job with the most valid hunting but still aren't very good at it.

>>180783361
Why is /tg/ invading?

>>180782920
I was stuck burning inside the suit even before you got to me. The suit said it put it out, but it didnt and I kept burning to death.

I even spaced myself, put the suit back on, got the message it was put out, and still wouldnt stop burning so dont feel too bad.

>>180783242
>some dumb fag comes into medbay he feels icky and doesn't know why
>i ate some floor pills i guess
>mass spec: you have mutagen in you
>adv mass spec: you have X amount of mutagen in you

Cloacas and tapered penises.

>>180783179
>>180783361
I don't know about those guys, but I know I am terminally unrobust with any kind of ranged weapon.
Like, between a tazer and a beaker of water, I choose the beaker of water EVERY TIME. At least with the beaker of water, I get reliable kills.

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>>180783361
Hey, i was told to go for it, spessmen isnt about being robust its about having fun

And what better way to robust the fuck up than trial by fire

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>>180783361
Looks like someone was butthurt after being BTFO by sec, yet again.

>>180783492
I've just never had to deal with plasmamen in medbay before.
I was determined to save you.
Sadly we got deathsquaded in the end.

>>180783242
for when someone has a bullshit rare disease that you can't otherwise diagnose.
Assuming you don't want to just carbon them.

>>180783487
Trust me, I doubt /tg/ goers wouldn't like /vg/ that much. Too similar to Bay and compared to their server, we'd be considered "slow".

>>180783631
Go back.

>>180783713
Keep crying bitch nigga.

>>180783646
>>180783492
why didn't you just give him a keloderma perscription?
Can plasmen no longer eat pills?
How do plasmen take meds these days?
Why am I the only one that gives people pill bottles full of perscription meds?

>>180783626
This image greatly disturbs me on many psychological levels...

>>180783492
You needed leporazine, the mancrowave or a cold shower. Plasmamen have the NO_SWEAT_GLANDS trait so they can't cool down even when there's no more flames.

>>180783749
Go back.

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&p=20336

D I G I T A L I S

>>180787339
>Vouch from CM
That's a dead appeal

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>>180787339
>use in game feature
>get banned

>>180784694
Plasmamen
>have to breathe plasma
>get a free space suit, if they ever take it off they die a slow death
>take extra brute
>take less burn
>can never cool down
Vox
>have to breathe nitrogen
>get a free space suit, if they ever take it off they are still as space proof as diona
>get their own unique job, station and shuttle

>>180788130
Coming to your near Github

Remove Syndicate Relay: the issue

>>180788130
if you're sec banned, and get a job change to sec, that's considered ban evasion.

>>180782846
Fight me.

>>180788130
>use in game feature to do something, knowing full well you have been banned from doing that thing
>get banned

>>180788186
Vox have literally been the powergaming race for three years running.
>admin favoritism
>coder favoritism
>silicons NEVER bother you
>instant metafriends unless you don't do the gimmick
>can greytide as any job and not get in trouble

Literally catbeasts with beaks.

After faxing for an away mission to be activated.. OOC: Digitalis: Lag the entire server for minutes on end with one easy fax! Find out how! by ArchSunder (Goatmin) on Tue, March 21st of 2017
heh

>>180789781
>Literally catbeasts with beaks.
What did he meme by this?

>>180789781
Waifus have literally been the powergaming race for three years running
>admin favoritism
>coder favoritism
>silicons ALWAYS obey you
>instant metafriends unless you don't custom emote
>can greytide as any job and not get in trouble

Literally shaved catbeasts

>>180790010
>"hey, boot up this obscenely laggy thing for me mid-round"
>actually does it
absolute madmin

>>180790121
false equivalency
you don't spawn with free EVA gear and damage resistances

>>180790121
Clowns have literally been the powergaming race for three years running
>Admin favoritism
>Coder favoritism
>Silicons NEVER bother you
>Instant metafriends unless you don't prank
>Can act like an antag and not get in trouble

Literally catbeasts in clown makeup

>>180789781
>>180790121
>>180790521
>vox clown waifus confirmed for metaclub

>>180787068
Try some buttcream to soothe your pain

Why is chemistry so miserable to play?

>>180791275
Go back.

>>180791275
No ERP on blue boards.

>>180791275
ahelp: being raped

>>180789781
Huh? Silicons random non-humans all the time. Admins hate the shit out of birds. Metafriending as bird is no easier than as female humans but only works on other birds for a while. They get in trouble for just being birds, even if they do nothing at all, and the entire crew fucks with them in that case. Meanwhile if a human is touched in any way it's greytide stationwide dindu nuffin riots.

>>180791356
You have to go back

>>180791470
You must leave this place

>>180791352
>only chemist last round was me
>someone complaining about chemistry
??

>>180791356
10 feet higher juan

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>be atmos tech
>go do the SME
>do everything alright as far as i remember it
>crystal starts to go unstable
>space it twice before i remember that the chamber was missing the coolant inside
>shit starts to run out of power
>found out bagel shard engine isn't linked to the enginnering SMES
>tfw i found out i'm fucking retarded not once but thrice

>>180791850
>not wiring into the grid every round

>hop murdered
>security busts in and fucks around and fucks off
>break in
>all access
>rescue hop body parts
>reassemble
>give him another wheelchair
feels good to give you know

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I hated being cap that round.

>>180791928
it's not necessary unless you wanna get everyone fried
i only wire into the grid if i feel like using the shield generator

>>180792002
one of the officers thought I was the husk of a rev I killed a while ago

>>180792116
>he doesn't want to fry the refugees who don't know about remote signaling devices

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>>180790746

Space pod cargo holds when?

>inb4 when you code it

Did they buff changelings beyond the retarded maintenance tunnel boogeymen yet?

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Holy shit this general exists on a different board than the one I was searching on.

Haven't played in a year, but I recently heard the title 3 song and couldn't resist coming back if only for a time.

What are some good servers to play on? I used to do citadel station, but when I went on, everyone was a furry, which led to me kidnapping them as an MD to remove tails.

>>180794028
Baystation is good if you like serious roleplaying (You don't automatically recognize every antag and know how to beat them, you're not expected to react to a hostage situation by daring the traitor to kill the hostage because they can be cloned anyway, et cetera), but they're tightwads about the way people play as a result. /vg/station's good for a more lax atmosphere, where people tend to roleplay a bit but the only mandate is "don't reference the fact that this is a video game."

Every other server is either furry garbage, hugbox garbage, or uber-valids TTT-in-space garbage.

>>180794028
baystation is actually a bunch of stolen valor military larp wank at this point. ignore the guy spewing buzzwords.

they're all pretty shitty but some are less shitty than others. if you just want to faff a little our server isn't too bad.

>>180795080
Vg sounds like it might be fun

How do I put someone to sleep FAST without killing them as a MD?

>>180796283
Punch all their blood out

>>180796283
I'm surprised how long it takes for sleep toxin to kick in.

Why does the AME take a while sometimes before the cores will appear?
Sometimes they pop in properly near instantly other times the blocks act kinda weird for a while and then finally pop in

>>180796283
Chloral mixed with sleep toxins.

>>180798838
Because instead of having a trigger it has a timed check, the speed at which it finds another core to attach to depends on how close to the next check you activate it with the multitool.

Think of it this way, what you're asking is kind of like if you have two disposal bins set to auto-flush, you toss a pen in one that has 98% charge, and another at 50% charge. One is going to get flushed sooner.

>>180799890
Oh okay. Thanks anon.

>>180796283
5u chloral

>>180800045
That won't kill them?

>>180800106
Thirty or twenty will.
5 is too quick I recommend 15.

>>180800106
Not him but no, I keep 5u chloral autoinjector on me at all times.

is cargo supposed to be so fucking boring? I had more fun as janitor. Not a single department sent us any orders. wtf

>>180796283
Sticking them in a cryo tube.
>>180800106
The dangerous level is around 15u and up.

>>180800205
it was low pop last round. no one needed shit.

>>180800106
only 17 units and above is deadly

>>180800205
You're supposed to order things yourself and build shit.

>>180800205
Happens when everyone is a cultist

>>180800205
You can order yourself stuff and renovate. And fill the vending machines when it's Bagel.

>>180800274
I ordered a cow, chickens, borer eggs, and two gun crates I couldn't open. So I tried.

Rate my AI playing last round.

>>180800410
It's not very rateable. To get a rating you have to be in an extended, vamp, ling, or tator round. Otherwise too much shit happens and it's hard to tell which part was your fault, the antag's fault, or someone else's fault.
At least you called cult/cultists clownomancers/clowns once and even though it was so innocuous it was quite funny.

>>180800410
Pretty good. Had to rebuild the borg console to stop your cyborg from stealing the body.

What is ZAS?
I keep seeing it on the wiki.

>>180800580
Zone Atmospheric System

>>180800580
ZOINKS! Airlock Spacewind!

>>180794028
They're all shit and have been shit for 4+ years now.

>>180800580
It officially stands for Zone(based?) Atmospheric(s?) System, depending on who you ask. It's our (and Bay's) atmospherics system. It is renowned for being significantly more robust than the various tilebased systems, due to a combination of faster possible movement speed of gases, and /vg/'s personal configuration settings for it. (The main server is perpetually set to the setting known as Hellish.)
If someone says it in-game, they will usually justify it by saying they meant Zany Atmospheric Shenanigans. Which, to be fair, is definitely something that tends to happen.

>>180801057
why do you have a trip faggot

Pick one:
>silicon that only does what its laws specifically say he has to
or
>silicon that does whatever he wants unless his laws say not to

>>180801383
He's the biggest faggot and owner of the shittiest server. He just won't go away no matter how much we shit on him.

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>>180800746

>>180801383
He's... the host of /vg/station
The station that it is just assumed you're referring to around here if you talk about the game without mentioning a specific server

>>180795621
>stolen valor military larp wank
>ignore the guy spewing buzzwords
So ignore you?
Got it!

>>180801876
i heard that /vg/station was overtaken by furries

>>180802017
Not anymore. Skeletons are no longer a roundstart race.

>>180802017
Everywhere is furries.
Goon is furries, Paradise is furries, Bay is furries, /vg/ is furries.
The only real difference is that the furries on /vg/ only have one race with which to play as a fetish animal, and it's a disgusting shitbird, so they keep most of their faggotry contained.

>>180802157
>animal

>>180802157
goon never had furries and bay cleansed itself and is only humans and borgs now, with the old furry races now being slowly removed or stuck behind a whitelist they refuse to add people to

>>180802102
Skeletons aren't furry.
Humans have more fur than skeletons.

>>180801383
Because it gets me sweet sweet (You)s
>>180801454
>implying I'm thin skinned enough for that
>>180802157
Nonantag Vox were a mistake.

>>180802320
Skeletons are the furry race though.

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post yfw reading digitalis' notes in his unban request

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>>180802441

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>>180802441

>>180802323
present the evidence

>>180803459
Evidence for what?

>>180803694
For your claims.

>>180766983
>special night
>fast food joint
>"kino" television

delet this, Valk deserves home cooked spaghetti and nothing but that!

>>180804547
valkyrie is a literal tranny, go hang yourself

>>180804547
>implyign anyone on /vg/ would know how to homecook anything that isn't macaroni, ramen, or sandwiches, much less a decent pasta sauce
ill give you fuckers a hint though;
barilla spaghetti noodles, some canned tomatoes (which you chop in a food processor), onion, carrot, celery, red pepper flakes, and some pancietta go a long way

Is there any way to create wire outside of ordering it from cargonia or am I just retarded?

>>180804436
Which claims dude?

>>180804695
I can cook

lvglstation

>>180804547
epic post avada why don't you go try to hit on them in the discord some more

>>180804835
The genfab can make it.
There's enough scattered all over the station most of the time.

>>180804905
fuck you i haven't shitposted in this thread yet

>>180804894
lVeryGoodl Station

>science thot gets feely with me
>chop her head off with a pickaxe instead
Hail Cargonia

>>180804615
>a literally tranny is a better person than you
go away /pol/, you're scum
>>180804695
>not learning for your wife
>>180804905
not everyone is avada /)

>>180804847
>>180802323

>>180804894
>>180804983
/va/station

Videogame Admirals, because it's space right?

that guy, what the fuck

>>180804993
Bit premature though lad.

>>180802157
Which makes sense.
This game attracts autists and there's nothing more autistic than furfags.

t. autistic furfag

>>180805026
I still like to think it was all a meme

>>180804993
when did this happen
provide evidence

>>180805036
>lad
SHIGGY FUCK OFF

>>180805063
weebs are on par
everywhere there are weebs there are furries and vice versa

and god forbid if you've got kemonofags, worst of both worlds

>>180805067
he has many notes dating back years

>>180805036
>delta reached with zero opposition
Might as well have been round end

https://pastebin.com/NWK4AdbH

>>180805067
Of course it was a meme
According to the rapsheet, that ckey first logged on in 2013

>>180805147
Did you smele what the rock was cooking?

>>180805001
Vox are a pox what more do you want me to say?
>>180804695
I make da good fud
>>180804996
End yourself
>>180805142
What's kemono?

Why did the AI self destruct?

>>180805180
She panicked that the explosion was going to reach the research outpost.

Offing her before she got to know was a mercy killing.

>>180805224
because he was a L videogame admiral L

>>180805090
>that tfw feel when you are the Shiggypiggy and you did not post that post
Calm down, lad!

>>180805147
If you keep doing this "oh, the round's almost over so it's okay for me to ick" shit you're going to get banned.

>>180805258
shiggy is that really you
what is your opinion on your rundown

>>180805214
japanese furries

>>180805303
It's really me, and I love it.

>>180805214
>end yourself because you don't automatically hate people for things they have no control over
end yourself>>180805258
>is shiggypiggy and has no control over it
end yourself
>>180805303
>replying to shiggypiggy who has no control ovr shiggypiggy
end yourself
>>180805147
>ic ock
end yourself you lack of control memer

>>180805278
but the round ended when that was posted

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>>180804695
>barilla fucking "spaghetti noodles"
>carrots and celery
>no herbs
>no olive oil
>no garlic
>literally making wop-inspired salsa in your cuisinart

fucking weeeeeeeeeew buddy

I'm going to turn Valkyrie Stamps into Valkyrie [my last name]!

>>180804835
In addition to >>180804946
The engi-vend machine comes with 10 coils and gets 10 with each recharge pack. Also engineering cyborgs regenerate their coils when they recharge their batteries, but they can't drop them as items as far as I'm aware, so to transfer they have to lay them on plating for carbons to cut. They CAN make cuffs I think.

>>180805214
Can you actually give an argument as to why? Memes don't count.

>>180805691
They're somewhat imbalanced and them being easily accessible fosters a strange community.

>>180804695
Literally just fucking make this, >>180805462 is 100% correct
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/geoffrey-zakarian/spaghetti-aglio-e-olio-3106375
It's easy and tastes incredible

>>180805759
What would be a fix to the current community without removing nonantag Vox?
They bring a lot to the table but there are definitely downsides and problems.
Personally I like playing one as is, and the shitbirdery has actually died down a lot as of late, it feels like.

>>180806347
Another badclown maybe

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>glorifying constantly a TG shitter
>embracing the Eros refugees from the first day
>making admins from the worst players
>WHY ARE THERE SO MANY TG PLAYERS NOW

The signs were always clear, you didn't stop then and you aren't stopping now either. You let this happen.

>>180806627
the first 2 are discord things, not /vg/ things

There is someone I really hate and have been watching for a few weeks to slip up, but they don't break any rules. Is there a way to get people banned that don't break rules? Like a donation system?

>>180806876
Because there aren't Avada or Valkyrie posts in this thread, right?

>>180807089
Valk isn't a TG shitter and like it or not but Avada is a VG player and has only played on VG since she started.

>>180807187
>she

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>>180807187
no one cares about you fucking server history avada, go back to the discord where you belong

>>180807349

Just because you can't stand the thought of a girl playing on our server, doesn't give you the right to harass them.

>>180807187
>She

>>180807187
>Valk isn't a TG shitter
You only need to ask

>>180807484
>Girl

>>180807484
There are girls who play on the server, but Avada is probably not one of them
And either way saying >she is not even on the same physical plane as actual harassment

>>180807484
There are girls on the playerbase and avada isn't one

>>180807187
>>180807484
This is some delightful memery.
Such amazingly constructed b8, I am impressed.
Adding a (you).

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Give me the rundown on shield generators and how many meters are in a tile.

>>180807349
>>180807507
>>180807598
>>180807805
Imagine being so /pol/ you hate the idea of women playing videogames with you

>1 doctor
>half the crew needs medical attention

>decide to stop playing med, chill as assistant
>wanna build a bar
>it's fucking wizard
>get clowned, clumsied, and have to nigger into places to geet the shit i need to make my bar pretty since there's basically nobody in cargo
>finally get my hands on a tile painter, start putting the finishing-ish touches on my bar's flooring
>rock has dinner
the universe is conspiring against me

>>180808505
If I hated women playing with me I would be more likely to accuse shitters of being women, you fucking idiot.

>>180808505
Imagine being so young you think the root of all that is evil is invariably /pol/

>>180808505
>If you don't have the same opinions as me you're /pol/

>>180808516
I walked out of genetics only to realize that medbay was fucked.

>>180808560
>be shit bird
>kill wizard
>offer to sell wizard's head for mad dosh
>ERT fag tells me to fuck off and tases me
>pick up a spare body and am about to surgery the wizard back to life to release him back into the station
>I can scent the stone preparing his aromatic meal

>>180808741
I was ripping my hair out trying to treat people only to find we had no chems.
Thank God it was a short round.

>>180808674
But /pol/ is one of the main inlets of reddit into our sekrit club, and leddit is evil. Ergo, /pol/ is invariably evil.

Ling buffs when

>>180808928
When you code something that makes lings tolerable to have in a round.

>>180808928
When you code them. Otherwise at least provide non-stupid ideas.

>>180808456
Tiles are 2x2 meters.

>>180808928
When N3X15 finishes antag datums.

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>>180807451

>>180809223
Excellent attempt

>>180808928
I like the idea of deathsting turning players into lesser horror form minions instead of killing them outright. Although I have the feeling you're talking about early game.

>>180809252
RIP me

>>180808928
>ling manages to get enough absorbs for death sting
>round becomes stealth murderbone

>ling gets caught before getting death sting
>round becomes extended

no, fucking remove ling when?

>>180808928
I had an idea for a ling buff.

What if changelings had the innate ability, regardless of their gene count, to sprout an organic weapon from their body? The changeling would receive one out of a handful of types at the beginning of the round, with slightly randomized stats. When it spawns the weapon, another "hand" would be given to the changeling specifically to hold the weapon, so that the ability can be used without taking up a hand slot, as though it was actually another appendage.

>>180809434
>randomized stats

No powergamer here is going to rely on RNG, stuns and chloral are still better.

>>180809609
Slightly randomized. Like, it could either a bit more damage than the baseline with a slightly longer cooldown, or deal a bit less damage than the baseline with a slightly shorter cooldown, that kind of thing.

>>180806929
what do they do that ruffles your tail feathers?

>>180805685
you could make a machine frame, add 5 wire, cut, drag onto cable pile and repeat until the carbon is happy

>>180806929
The only way to deal with that cancer is through Rule 0. Shitposting on thread and notifying admins of X's constant shittery will eventually end up in bannu, most recent example being Rin.

>>180806929
what roll do they play

>digitalis has like 4 notes for ick ock and ock ick
lmao that shitter has no impulse control, no wonder he is a hitler in sec

>>180793259
is that Sue in the bottom or am I just imagining things?

>>180806929
Fuck this.

who is it?

>>180807565
/vg/ was my first server, Bay is the only other server I've played on thus far.

>>180814153
is bay still doing that torch shit
i was actually thinking about playing there but then they pulled that, and i didnt want to anymore

>>180804695
Had some steamed veggies with my leftover chinese earlier.

But that just means you're going to move the goalposts.

>>180814271
actually that sounds pretty good right now
really, anything that requires more steps than 'boil water, stick in noodles, remove noodles three minutes later, stick """"seasoning""" packet in, eat' is cooking to me

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>>180814349
Yes, there was so much skill involved when I added a few liters of water to my steamer and dropped in a bag of mixed veggies I had chopped up on a day where it wasn't so fucking miserably hot. 5 minutes of cook time in the steamer, came out perfect.

Not exactly gourmet, but still satisfying.

>>180814708
there's plenty of skill involved
its called 'having the motivation to get up and actually cook something that isnt ramen, and also chop something'
it's something i lack, i envy you

>>180814203
Yeah, it's still Torch or bust. While I appreciate how well made the Torch is and how fleshed out it is as a setting, there's not a lot to do as a Passenger. Some more common areas would be nice, maybe a lounge that isn't more of a glorified reading room in a less tucked away area.

>>180814203
Torch?

>>180815191
https://wiki.baystation12.net/SEV_Torch

>>180783507
>my shit post about animal genitalia is memed

>>180812097
>shitpost about somebody till they get rule 0'd by pain
>he just unbans them 3months later because "handled in discord"

is bay at all okay if I want to explore new mechanics and like roleplay?

>>180816693
I assume you can provide a similar case that's happened before so I can believe that?

>>180817079
Google it

>>180817123
So it didn't happen and you're just retarded, alright.

>>180817176
they're clearly referring to solariousgabriella and mrpain but they're still retarded

>tfw mrpain will never handle you on the discord

Reminder that Goonstation is the official version of SS13 and that Heisenbee is the official mascot, not Ian

post the round end bingo card please

>>180817248
>>180817834
lewd

___ is for ___!

>>180822956
(You) is for fuck off!

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>>180822956
space pods is for upgrades

pod bay is for mechanics

>>180822956
Thread is for dead.

>>180823350
>pod bay is for mechanics
more like to steal the metal and glass sheets as a greyshitter

>>180822956
Lanaya is for breeding!

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>MFW digitalis might get unbanned and I'll be forced to play ss13 with him again

Why do all waifus have weird names?

Nothing normal like Anna or Ella, instead it's things like Valkyrie, Avacado and Souhei. Trying to name even 5 waifus with "normal" names is impossible, they are all weird japanime hybrids, nothing that is just a good and plain english name

>>180825774
I'm seeing one Anne quite often.

Apart from that, it's the same special snowflake mindset and attention hunger that makes them pretend to be women in a derelict spess game for imageboard autists.

>>180826009
Oh, and inb4 salty, I actually like to play with them anyway.

>>180825774
Remember when half of all girls were called Alice?

>>180826009
Why is it always about this attention bogeyman though? What if they just enjoy having a female character? Is that really so wrong?

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>>180825761
Who is digitails?

Is he worse than me or rin?

>>180826794
similar shitter level to rin but with more redeeming aspects

>>180825761
aw shit.

>>180826794
He's a fucker who OOC while the round is running all the time to a point that his quotes become a spam in the chat just like the notifications that you're in pain do but instead its in blackened blue and its about another game

Also who the fuck are you?

>>180825774
If your character is actually foreign it's fine, like if you roleplay them as foreign the name is ok. Just playing normal with a Japanese name is not okay!

>>180826794
No one is wore than you

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>>180827109
2hotdogs.

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Hachi deserves a plasmaman husbando

>>180812902
Yes, it's him.