/palg/ - Paladins General

I want to take long walks on the beach with Fernando's company!

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This is Ying.
She is my wife.

This is a threadly reminder that she's best girl forever and ever!
I knew she was the love of my life as soon as I met her. Now, she still remains as the brightest light in my eyes!

How based is GabeM?

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xth for GABED

essence getting fixed confirmed

>introducing cooler skins for your pedestals for pre match lobby

>>180556858
Whore

Is that Zigs in the OP? Is Cassie getting a summer skin?

>>180556914
But first you need to spend good goy shekels

>>180556931
Yes to both.

>>180556902
>666 KB

>>180557047
BEWARE THE MONKEY'S PAW

>>180556858
GabeM is cumming for her.

xth for gabem is based and the vid is pretty good

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>>180556902
S...Skye's bikini is a one piece thong.

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>>180557204
>Black guy probably gets arrested in the end
Some things never change

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Summer skins for Inara and Maeve WHEN?

>>180557619
I bet Inara is the kind of rock to wear nothing at the beach.

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>>180556924
Don't call her that.
She is not that.

>>180557162
You're a liar.

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"Who is ready for some fuuun"?

>>180557204
what vid

>>180558195
It was linked last thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PageYonZgEw

We need a quick rundown on GabeM.

>>180558790
>stole my bike and half the prices

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>>180557619
If we get nothing for Inara then I'm suing.

Due to this sale all the set pieces you're missing due to radiant chests/old colossal peices are now selling for 1 gem, even if you only have one piece of the set. So if you have uneven gems now is the time to fix it/fill out your collection.

>>180557263
I sure hope so.

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finally i can uninstall in peace

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>>180559154

>>180559154
Why is there an icon of Grohk's weapon

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Who is the most forgettable champion and why is it Torvald?
>In game for months
>not a single new skin
>just nerfs
>Have not seen this old fuck in a long time

>>180559237
Fernando is really Grohk in disguise.

>>180559154
Im proud of you anon

>>180558790
>waifus bow to GabeM
>in contact with Valve
>rumored to possess looks hotter then Fernando
>controls Hi-Rez Steam Room with an iron fist
>own spas and tanning salons all over the world
>direct descendant of the Hi-Rez bloodline
>will bankroll the first Paladins Summer Chests
>Controls the prices of skins, weapons, and chests
>Controls all sales of Crystals
>You are likely buying Crystals right now
>bangs Skye every night
>bangs Ying every night
>owns basically every Paladins skin, weapon, emote, MVP poses and sprays in existence
>first pedestal skins will be GabeM Pedestals
>said to have 200+ IQ
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of Team Fortress 3, Half Lif3, and Left 3 Dead

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I hope it's wrong.

>>180556749
>based
hang yourself fucking blm twitter dindu

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>>180559628
10/10

I heard it was GabeM that brought down Drybear.
He threw him in the steam room and then he was no longer a Dry Bear.

>>180559714
Literally every question in the reddit thread is about essence. It'll be hard to avoid it this time around.

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>>180560327
>"And now for...Oh, looks like we've run out of time for the Community Q&A."
>"No matter, we've still got those summer skins coming up! Reminder to never give up, never stop gaming, and we'll see you all in the Realm!"

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>>180559628

>>180559501
I would still smash it.

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>>180560092

GARAGE INCOMING

>>180560327
Watch them answer the memeoco questions from the last thread instead.

>tfw enemies say they hate you for the way you play
>they add you afterwards anyway

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>>180559416
Everything will change after the reveal of his speedo skin. He's actually jacked under those robes.

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>>180561613
You wish, old man.
I do hope Papi Succ will get a skin eventually, though. One day.

>>180561418
We forgot the most important one.
>Now, we have a question direct to Martini, Mermoco says, Whats your ELO, kiddo?

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>>180561750
made me laugh

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>>180561747
You better respect your elders, young man or I will suck up your Shieldorita again.
Holt said Torvald is ripped in one of the patch previews and I believe him

>>180561750
>mermoco storms Hi-rez's quaters if it's below 3k

>>180562217
Nah, he would stream snipe them and say gg ez in the post match lobby

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Hey hey, this time I did a swimsuit Maeve for your viewership's pleasure. I know, as per usual, I could improve on certain things but I enjoy this clean, clear way of drawing. It may look static though, like it lacks depth.
Whatever, enjoy !!

>>180562953
It's very cute, I think you are getting better and better!

>>180562953
Hope we get a cute swimsuit for her.

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>tfw there is still no seris sfm model
just end my existence famalam.

>won 6 consecutive games
>MyPaladins ELO has not gone up so much as .001 point despite recognizing every match

yeah this website is sooo good guys

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https://twitter.com/PaladinsGame/status/878281460171407361

I know we are all excited for summer skins but remember
Delete loadout button.

>>180564194
I predict it would not look shit if it doesn't have the huge bugeyes like in the spoiler pic.

>>180564150
>imaginary numbers

>>180562953

See those 4 lines outlining her hip bones and vagina? You have one of them branching off to the right of the vagina cutting across the leg - that one isn't implying anything, get rid of it.

>>180564234
I have so many shitty test loadouts, I'm so glad I'll be able to delete them and then make some more shitty loadouts.

>>180564335
Would it be cool if it was more comic sided? Kinda goofy looking with big eyes

>>180564353
>not using transcendental numbers for elo

>>180564150
It counts test queue. Nobody should use it

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>>180562953

Like this. You have the hip bones correct on the outline, but you misjudged them on the inside. Since the pressure is on the right leg, that leg is going to be more defined along with the exaggerated hip.

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>tfw gabe has more lore than paladins

>>180565387
Jail warlord champion when? Zhin aint in jail

>>180565387
What if Paladins' lore is that we gather resources (credits, crystals, essence) to pay Valve to release our beloved overlord GabeM?

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Thoughts?

I have 15k gold, what should I buy?
Im a new player

>>180565961
What will i eat tonight

>>180565961
i hope we'll get speedo fernando

>>180566038
Maybe 2 new champs

>>180566038
Chests for cards and essence?

I hope Pip and Ruckus mastery skins are next.

I like their ability designs, but I hate playing these goofy ass Pixar lookin ass Don Cheadle lookin ass Furry lookin ass potato lookin ass heroes.

>>180566038
Buy champs, you'll get some of it back quickly from level ups.

>>180565961
Does Evie's carpet matches the drapes?

>>180566326
>more skins for Pip
NO
Ruckus is fine.

>>180566714

Anon, the mastery skins are basically is one texture plastered over the whole model with a few highlights. It's not like it's taking up much time.

And Ruckus is hands down the ugliest hero in the game.

>>180566910
I guess if you put it that way...
Still, I think some champions like Grohk should get theirs before.

>>180567020
grohk wont get his or any new skin for a long time because they're going to redo his model and ruin him :)

how do weekly quest even work? sometimes i get like 5 a week, otehr times i only get 3

>>180567336
I only ever get 3.

>>180562953
Maeve(18) is cute!

>>180556858
Whore

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thx hi rez

>>180568619
What's up with this?
I managed to complete like 10 sets for only 10 crystals

>>180565961
>Bella is 4.8k

Literally how? I would always just destroy and I am only 3k.

>>180569030
Fuck if I know, maybe memestacking and slow +2 elo at the time grind.

>>180565302
Yeah, I see where you're giong but legs aren't just rods attached to a tubular body. The way you modified it makes the leg start halfway the hip upward, so to speak, can't explain it well into english. Basically instead of the legs dtarting from the South-West / -East, the way you modified it makes the legs start directly from the East / West. Holy, that was a weird explanation, hope you see where I'm getting at.

Anatomy is not my forte obviously, I just do things that I think look well on the spot.

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HOW DO I FUCKING TURN OFF THE HEALTH BAR HIDING WHEN SOMEONE THROWS A FUCKING GRENADE

Does anyone here ever get anything from one of those gleam.io giveaways

>>180568784
It only works if you have single parts from colossal chests or direct purcharses and you can't do any of those anymore.
1 crystal sets are not new but it's probably enhanced by the sale.

>>180567679
You get to have up to 3 at once, but sometimes you immediately get one or two new quests after completing one of those 3. I can't tell if they stack up to a certain point of if the system is glitchy as fuck, or both.

https://twitter.com/HiRezAlyssa/status/878326277987483651
y'all ready for "GIBE SKIN PLS"

>>180568006
Stop.

>>180570828
!skin

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>2017
>still no smug, classy vampire champion that treats blood as wine and is quite the connoisseur and also considered the greatest sommelier in the realm.
And instead we get a **ahem** "evil", should I be allowed to even utter the word, warlord who has quite the penchánte for arson, mayhaps?
Honestly...

I shall, thence, bring my-very-own-self a bottle of Domaine de la Romanee-Conti (1990) in order to rap myself in, and ponder over this sort of conundrum.

>>180562953
Never got the chance to say thanks for this image

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>preparing myself for no speedo skin for Fernando

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>>180564335
hes qt desu

>>180570429
isnt it related to being on lower settings?
I get that shit too with grumpy bombs

>>180571634
JUST

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I instalock androxus and dont play anybody else. I also play androxus against subhuman retard 1300s on my smurf account I'm good at the game I swear!!!!!

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I really hope the summer skins aren't just "lol swimwear" like in Smite.

>>180572126
well prepare to be disappointed, because this is a lorez game and that's what they do to cover their poor modelling

>>180572126
Cute Mal'Damba in hawaiian shirt or something like that when?
Fernando in a romper when?

>>180572126
i hope they are nigga
but knowing them the animals will probably get a summer varient
hirez has less chance to fuck up such a basic concept, i cant wait for textured models

>>180571861
same with me and Viktor desu desu
Can't trust anybody else to do the killing

Currently at 76% winrate over 70+ matches and climbing steadily. Viktor also got me out my last week's insane losing streak. Today somebody instalocked Viktor before me, so I picked according to the "team's needs". Surprise, we LOST!
Nah, I'm done trying to play this game, it's an actual warfield out there.

>>180572126
They're gonna copy LoL and give Drogoz a lifeguard skin aren't they

>>180572591
I see nothing wrong in that

>>180572126
All the females need string bikinis.

>>180572126
Evie that has an portable refrigerator as an iceblock when?

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>>180572746
>they wont do it

30 minutes boys

>>180572746
vvn
vvn
vvn
vvn

>>180571779
I got max settings and I still get this retarded shit

Skins are nice, but I want Andro to be nerfed.

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>>180556749
I can earn chests this way right? Or must I be on Twitch using browser?

Why does Inara feel like the only "complete" frontliner?

It feels like the rest of them are half-assed and too specialized to actually survive most types of damage. Like most of them are just damage heroes that they wedged one frontline ability into.

Then again, I guess a lot of heroes feel this way. Very few of them actually feel like they have a complete kit. They just excel at one overly specific thing and get raped everywhere else.

I think this game would be better if they combined some heroes.

>>180574562
t. lizard main

>>180574562
Andro won't get nerfed this patch because he's getting a (shitty) skin.

If we're lucky some of the other cancer characters can get wheelchair'd this patch though.

>>180574679
I want Drogoz to be nerfed too.
Fuck him, we are playing Exploding Sultan and Willo now.

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>>180574995
Wait,Willo is good now?
I've been out for like a month.What changed?

>>180575150
nothing. Memers is all

Drogoz and Androxus are still king

>>180574663
Because Inara is the only one whose defenses aren't compromised by Wrecker

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>>180572887
This is Hi-Rez we're talking about here.

>>180574995
>Exploding Sultan
I like this meme

>>180575150
She is okay, got her health and damage with blastflower buffed and fuse time on seedlings shortened. Plus unlimited ammo while ulting.

>>180575150
She got higher health, more damage and her ult is actually good now
Drogoz is still the most broken piece of shit in the game but she can actually compete now

SPEEDO

>>180574601
long as you're logged in, account linked and don't have adblocker fuckin shit up you should be good.

>>180575436
adblocker makes no difference
if you're logged into chat, you can get drops

>>180575479
Ublock and adblocker used to fuck it up.

blacked

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Literally everyone will get BLACKED by Lex

Cassie is a big girl.

WHERES FERNANDO

LEXED
E
X
E
D

T H I C C Cassie

Those ameri-guns are sick.

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wew lad

>>180575601
16
also, ASH SKIN

>One girl gets a summer skin
>It doesn't show any booty
ob53 sucks, ob105 when

fucking terrible, holy shit

WHY CAN'T THEY DO GOOD VOICE WORK

>>180575650
YYYAAAASSSSSS

>>180575650
TITTTEIS DUEDE
SPECIFACIALLY TEXTEURED TITEIS

My god, those Cassie lines are the worst. Perfect

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SHES A FUCKING LA BITCH
People will get triggered for sure
Im loving this update already

>>180575697
>one guy gets a summer skin
>it shows off his booty

>superior genetics

What did prettyhair mean by this?

S U P E R I O R
G E N E T I C S

>>180575717
>>180575717
>>180575717
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>>180575717
>>180575717

"superior genetics"
like pottery

These voice packs are so terrible and people will get really pissed off. I love it.

>>180575717
Summer Lex is way better than default Lex

>those lex lines
Damn, somehow it improved his edge.

>just 2

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>Russian guy with an USA weapon
Cykas on suicide watch

>>180575650
did they just fix her arms

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>no speedo Nando

WHERE
IS
MY
BOY

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>only two skins
>for lex and cassie out of everyone
Really?

FUCKIGN Surfer slide

Disappointed they didn't try to go in the water.

USA USA USA

the team really did a great job with all of this garbage :)

vfx team did pretty kool
they really knocked it out of the park

MEMES

xdddd stale facebook memes

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WHERE

LETS CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE, BOYS!

I'm happy they didn't make a million merica skins, so I can actually get the one I want. Except they made it all one chest so it's like a 90% chance it costs way too much when I mostly want the Ash gun.

Guessing the sales of the other horse was so bad they needed to add something else.

Horse looks cool though

none of you retards should buy that shitty pack

>>180572126
BUCK IN A HAWAIIAN SHIRT AND KNEE HAWAIIAN PATTERN SHORTS
BOMB KING WITH THE COCONUT DRINKS
MALDAMBA THROWING ICE PACKS INSTEAD OF GOURD FOR HEALING, ULT IS A SHOWER OF WATER, SNAKE HAS A LITTLE STRAW HAT
FERNANDO SHOOTING WATER AT PEOPLE INSTEAD OF BURNING THEM WITH HIS WATER GUN, WEARING SOME HAWAIIAN STUFF MAYBE
EVIE ICE BLOCK IS A SCULPTURE OF SOME SORT
DROGOZ SHOOTING WATER BALOONS, THE JET PACK ACTIVE BOOSTS HIM UPWARDS AND LEAVES A TRAIL OF WATER, LIKE THOSE STUFF YOU CAN RIDE ON SOME BEACHES THATS BOOSTED BY WATER, THE HOVER BOARD SHIT
YING WEARING A FULL BODY BIKINI AND HAVING A TRANSPARENT BEACH GOWN OVER IT, THE MIRROR HAS SOME BEACH PATTERNS OR SOMETHING
GROHK MAYBE WEARING SWIMMING SHORTS ONLY, FLIP FLOPS AND HIS WEAPON SHOOTS A STREAM OF WATER LIKE THOSE FOAM GUNS KIDS USE AT THE POOLS
MEAVE WEARING THAT KIDS SWIMMING SUIT, HAS THE KIDS SHOVEL AND RAKE INSTEAD OF KNIVES, HAS SWIMMING HELPING PILLOWS ON HER ARMS TOO, ALSO WHICH KIDS USE
INARA WEARING A TOP BIKINI SIMILAR TO THE THING SHE HAS NOW, BOTTOM IS REGULAR BIKINI WITH A TRANSPARENT VEO/SCARF THAT STRETCHES TO ONE SIDE OF HER LEGS probably right since shes right handed
SO MANY POSSIBILITIES
SO MANY OPTIONS
If anyone doesnt get what i mean with some of these, ill try to illustrate it the best i can

>>180576487
>DROGOZ SHOOTING WATER BALOONS
I think this makes more sense for Pip.

>>180576464
b-but Evie will look cool on that frostmare.

>>180576487
you are like three minutes too late unfortunately.

>British guy
>With an Aussie accent
>using a Meeerikan gun
Hi-Rez plz

I love watching these streams, They all look like such bros

>>180576487
yeah bro but how about this:
tiddies

>willo mastery skin
wtf?

>just reached mastery 15 willo a week ago
I'm ready lads

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NO NANDO MASTERY

>>180576464
buying it immediately

God the mastery skins are so fucking bad

FULL EDGELORD

>TORVALD ON LIMBO
Put him out of his misery

>Willo got her fucking mastery skins before Torvald gets a single skin

10/10

>>180576735
buying three just in case

I'm sorry but andros mastery emote is shit

>non pink-hair maeve
woooo

Is this the begining of Maeve era?

I want that orange cat

please watch our dead scene

>>180576967
Me too, but that's kind of a long trip.

>even more skins that are borderline impossible to get

just kill me now

>>180577026
Did they confirm at location only and not stream?

>>180577093
I'm not sure. Thought it was stream, but then they implied it was given out there.

i want a third person camera

>HUDDA HUDDA

>>180577093
stream of course, also, shit andro skin

STEAM DEMON

I don't hate this Andy skin

>>180577142
Probably both

>that fucking head

Holy shit lel

>>180577093
http://smitevalencia2017.com/synopsis/
>Every fan (age 13+) who attends will receive: the DreamHack 2017 Bundle including four awesome skins, SMITE thundersticks, an exclusive DreamHack Maeve skin in Paladins, and a free Coca-Cola!

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>Androxus gets a steampunk skin just because
>Torvald, a tinkerer, gets no Steampunk skin and has still yet to get anything unique

VUNDERBARRRRRRRRRRR

>german stempunk androxus
fuck yes

Voice pack is good.

is that a fucking bane joke?

>Androxus gets two (2) skins in the same patch
>Both of them are trash
it's like pottery

>>180577285
skinlets, when will they learn?

>>180577285
Nobody likes torv, get over it

>>180576464
>implying im going to listen to some faggot on an anonymous forum

BADASS

>>180577390
t. androxus main

ANDROXUS?

>>180577365
FINALLY, WE GOT IT. Will he die if we take away nether step cd reduction?

>>180577390
hes getting a skin along/after seris
also they just said they wanna do more steampunk skins

>its actually called Steam Demon

I have no words

>not direct purchase
wow who the fuck cares

lol chest

>>180577382
Good model, BAD colors

hey guys, delete loadouts

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>no seris

D Y E L
Y
E
L

I guess I'll spend my crystals on a sale.

>>180577814
>hair
shit art

>Making things easier
here we go boys

Why is this stream so comfy on a friday night? I played all sorts of games throughout my years on the internet but these guys just have sort of a good chemistry between them. I also like Raynday, no secret there, he a cool guy.

>>180577986
but shes cuter this way.

haha jokes about how a character has a useless ability

Making Andro less busted one step at the time.

>>180578023
Fuck off Shillday, nobody likes your manlet nigger ass, even your own father is disappointed in you.

>>180578052
thats one of the shittest opinions on this thread
thats disgusting

>>180578023
They know what they are (a circlejerk for a f2p game that is a collection of memes) and don't take themselves seriously, it makes all the difference.

>>180578023
and remember

This Ash change doesn't sound promising.

>>180578126
is it hard to believe someone is genuinely interested in this shit? I'm a bald dude from bumfuck nowhere in europe, I work my ass off 12 hours a day and I think raynday brings some sorta optimism into the stream. Fuck off yo

>>180578126
Calm down whiteboi.

>>180577814
i want to pinch her cheeks.

>>180578257
What did they change?

>nothing for Ying
Shit summer patch desu.

oh shit

time to main cassie, lads

>Cassie buff
Oh god, no
Please, no

>>180578269
Not that you can't find part of it interesting but having some sort of positive opinion toward Shillday, he is fucking human waste and a waste of oxygen. Patchnotes are 200% better on the few occasions he is not here. I'm fucking glad they're showing changes on screen so I can mute it.

>>180578434
gave her more range

>>180577365
there's already a bane reference on the original though

>>180578434
nothing too incredibly huge, but the range change is good. No idea what that dude is talking about.

Evie is dead

aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>evie buff but also nerf
I'm scared, very scared.

>Buffed Cassie
>Nerfed Evie

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING

EVIE
PROJECTILE
SPEED
DOUBLED

I liked old evie better wtf

>>180578635
good

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EVIE BUFF?

>doubled projectile speed
YES
>no more bonus damage after blink
NO

>no drogoz nerf

amazing game

>nando buff
>but
>no nando speedo
w-woo

>drogoz gets a fucking buff

>evie gets core mechanics that have been in the game for years changed
>reprieve cancer untouched

W H Y

shit changes for Fernando

what the fuck is cone attack angle

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fRoM 30
tO 50
Fuck them, holy shit

>>180578694
The takeaway from blink is kind of huge but double projectile speed means you can actually connect.

This patch is frankly fascinating

>>180578694
It's a 20% damage nerf on some shots in exchange for a 999999999999% damage buff on all shots because you'll be able to consistently hit non-retards.

Stop fucking changing the projectile speeds for shitty nerfs
>>180578830
how wide his lance flame is

>reduce damage scaling
>damage scaling reduce
what did they mean by this

AUTOMATIC
AXE
DISPENSER
MACHINE

>>180578830
It's a nerf to a blast radius :) :) :) You will hit less people now around you :) :) :)
Because that's what Nando needs to be even more dead

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quality writing

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>No heal buff
Whatever

Grover is the best tank now.

>>180578819
bonus damage after blink is too high of a concept for console players :^)

>major changes before tournament
Jesus Christ, they are actually retarded

>>180579009
the weapon and cripple buff is pretty crazy though

oh boy I sure am glad that Kinessa got the amazing buff of "better weapon feel." Now she'll never be a detriment when on my team!

gotta go fast: the patch

>>180579098
fuck off this is good
cookie cutter metas in tournaments are cancer

>>180578997
>less max dmg
>reaches max dmg faster

>>180579123
No it's not.

>>180579159
Yeah, because Bomb King's Master Lan was so great.

>>180579159
this

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>people want Maeve buffs

>makoa buff

are you FUCKING KIDDING ME

FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>INCREASED PROJECTILE SPEED
>INCREASED PROJECTILE SPEED
>INCREASED PROJECTILE SPEED
>INCREASED PROJECTILE SPEED
WHAT IS THEIR PLAN

INCREASED PROJECTILE SPEED

>>180579098
Does tournament use the updated game?

>>180579264
over 1.8k elo players

>>180579312
OH LONG JOHNSON, BE PRAISED

>>180579302
Honestly haven't played against a Makao for some time.
>3k elo here.

>>180579264
I suggested it. Holy shit aren't people tired of only seeing androxus every single match?

>>180579098
This isn't really changing much other then maybe adding more potential picks compared to the same bakers dozen we've seen the last two weeks.

>>180579312
GOING FAST

>>180579312
someone at lo-rez decided to try playing willo and realized how fun sanic projectiles are

>our retarded playerbase didn't know how to aim projectiles so we have to make all of them faster
lol

>Double projectile speed Seris
Jesus

>shadow travel nerfed

NOOOOO

Seris going full Touhou now

>>180579312
Removing the only benefit Willo had against other projectile based champs

gotta go fast
what the fuck is these speed updates

SERIS DUMPSTERED TO THE

GROUND

HAHA
HA

MORE INCREASED PROJECTILE SPEED
>MORE INCREASED PROJECTILE SPEED
MORE INCREASED PROJECTILE SPEED
>MORE INCREASED PROJECTILE SPEED
MORE INCREASED PROJECTILE SPEED
>MORE INCREASED PROJECTILE SPEED

>>180579514

half radius though

dang dude way to remove uniqueness from characters playstyles just make everybody shoot super fast for the consolefags. this game is going down the shitter really fucking fast.

>>180579558
~le scarlet devil face

THEY NERFED SKYE

LOL
O
L

HEY SKYE

FUCK YOU

lmao skye nerfs, holy shit

>SKYE NERF

LMAO

>skye nerfed
why do they hate her so much?

vIKTOR BUFFS

INCREASED PROJECTILE SPEED

ALSO HOMING PROJECTILES

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>Skye nerf

wow, they killed skye dead, neat.
I guess the br's whined hard enough

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SKYE
NERFS

AND NERFING ONE OF THE ONLY FUN LEGENDARIES IN THE GAME

WHAT
THE
FUCK

nobody cares about skye anymore anyway

TORVALD IS DEAD
F TO PAY RESPECTS

Give it to me straight guys, what did they nerf from Skye?

>41 to 50 range increase
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>shield's nerf but health buff
...might be good

>>180579626
>>180579651
>>180579665
>>180579669
This whole patch is shitter aid, of course they'd nerf her.
LOL TORVALD LOST 2K SHIELDS FOR 1.5K HP

>>180579751
Need to land the killing blow to get preparation reset

>>180579751

You know that Legendary that reset all your cooldowns on eliminations? Now it resets on kills only.

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GOTTA

GO

F
A
S
T

>Torvald nerf

really?

GOTTA COMPENSATE FOR CONSOLE AMIRITE GUYS

>>180579751
Preparation legendary only resets cooldowns on killing blows, not eliminations

Let me be that guy who's happy about Skye nerfs. I just hate her, I dislike her. Fuck skye, seriously.

>>180579743
>-3k shield
>+2.5k health
That's a buff. Now he won't be raped by Wrecker.

>>180579442
MOTHERFUCKER

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INCREASED PROJECTILE SPEED FOR WILLO
AAAHHH WHAT THE FUCK

Torvald got a buff
dont be retarded

>>180579834
>>180579806
>>180579858
Nothing important because I just use the Poison Legendary. Learn to popular use your abilities ;^)

btw Sha Lin's probably dead without any buff lol
worse Cassie

>>180579751
Preperation now only resets CDs if you get the last hit, not on eliminations.

You know how you tag someone with lethal poison and then peace out to let them die but some viktor shitter clips them from across the map and kills them instead? Now you get to AFK for 20 seconds while your shit comes back off CD.

Who cares about all this irrelevent shit, they didn't nerf Andro, Bomb King or Drogoz.

As long as these heroes exist nothing matters.

the best part is that this is how preperation used to work but it was useless so they buffed it to what is on live

Why the fuck would you buff Willo's projectile speed? Might as well make it hitscan now.

>>180579960
>buffed everyone else
maybe everyone is at fag1,2 and 3s level

>>180579992
Hi-Rez loves to do this stupid shit. Card rarity was shit so they removed it, then they brought it back because haha hirez :)

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>>180580030
>shooting lizards out of the sky is even easier now
thanks hi-rez

Essence perhaps?

>>180579960
Agree, every other pick is sorta irrelevant.

>buffing projectile speeds because of console players

really makes the neurons go fast

>retarded fuckers STILL can't buy wrecker
>better nerf Torvald shield

Guess it's a buff overall but still.

LOL IT'S A NOTHING ANSWER, oh man I can't wait for the drones to praise them for it

>>180580115
Thanks for reminding that. Grover changes sound better now.

>>180580078

they aren't though
projectile buffs aren't going to magically make the other characters competitive.

>>180559714
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

>>180579992
Almost everything in the game worked the same for kills and elims which led me to believe they understood that having that distinction in a chaotic game like Paladins would be absolutely cancerous.

I can't imagine someone thinking this is a good idea. I could MAYBE tolerate "50% CDR on elim and 100% on kill" but this is so extreme for something you really can't control.

TLDW: We heard you and we don't care.

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>Grohk has more range
>Willo has faster projectiles
And people say Drogoz got no nerfs.

>hey what about the essence?

>BUY OUR FUCKING FOUNDERS PACK

>>180580164
you are the proof you fucktards will bitch about anything. Buffs? bitch about it. Nerfs? Bitch about it. Overall changes? Bitch about it.

Fuck you, seriously

DAMN YOU GABE

>>180580164
>people keep buying wrecker and making him useless
>lets just make him more not rapeable by wrecker without having to fuck up wrecker

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My team just managed to lose a 4v5.
I don't even know at what stage of grief I am.
I am just amazed that such retards can even start their computer.

>>180580164
The problem was that he was literally useless if people weren't retards and bought wrecker.

>>180580252
I think they made even more shit kill only instead of elim in the patch before this too

>>180580317
Not that guy but maybe if they stopped making shitty changes people wouldn't complain, retard