/owg/ - Overwatch General

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canadian hitscan-pistol medic with medkits

with a cute voice and a stutter

I'm gonna main Orisa. What am I in for?

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So, will the new "support" simply be another builder?

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Cute trap hero when?

REMINDER THAT GENJI LOVES TO LICK MCCREES DIRTY BUNGHOLE CLEAN

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>>180147454
Jamison Fawkes!

>I AM READY TO UNLEASH THE WOLF

I picked up this game yesterday. Don't like healing. Who should I main?

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>>180147702

>>180147593
a lot of your time spent redeploying barriers and learning to use Halt!

>>180147607
Blizzard only works on one character at a time. The one they are currently working on is likely a defense character.

We will not get another support character until later this year. Likely around November.

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Orisa is cute. CUTE!

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Uwaaaah~

>>180147721
For what it's worth, Pyro was my favorite team fortress character and I'm a decent sniper in other shooters.

>>180147656
Caps lock doesn't make your statement true.

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>tfw no dancing sniper lady

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Pharah is best [spoilerImouto

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>>180147454
>13+ posts in
>no daddies

>>180147721
>>180147903
Mei.

>>180147884
>still no pachimari hero
what's the fucking hold up?

>>180147841
She's adorable, I love her

I really hate that all of her non-base (recolor) skins fuck with her eyes and face though. I really liked the expressiveness and creativity with how they made her stock eye apertures work. It's really neat and imo is a big chunk of what makes her as cute as she is.
Which means I'm stuck using her default skin or recolors because the rest are ass.

buff when

>>180148027
I still don't see any fathers

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>>180147756
Thats what I'm saying; Blizzard seems inept at classifying heroes. Symmetra isn't a support. Widow works better as an offensive hero. Sombra does more heals than Zenyatta, and stated to not be offensive. And Roadhog will soon be demoted from tank status.

>>180148168
The entire "defense" category is just bullshit. And half of the "tanks" aren't tanks.

>>180147756
>The only character class in Overwatch that hasn't yet received a new hero is the defence class, so we asked Kaplan whether it would be safe to assume a new defence hero was on the way. "No it is not safe to assume that," is all he said.

They also work on multiple heroes at a time.

I bet Pharah players think they're good when they have a Mercy stuck up their ass.

>>180148168
THIRTY
MILLION

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>>180148224
>Defend the point
>No defense heroes are ever used

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>>180148056
Uwah! Uwah!

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Which is the best ship, and why is it Ana and Reinhardt?

>>180147454
None of those characters are fathers

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>>180148475
>>180148164

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>>180148447
Big guy, Little Girl is always the most patrician of ships.

>>180147884
you know
it makes me wonder
what the fuck is a pachimari and why are they everywhere

>>180148591
That's nice. Is McCree a father now?
No?
Still zero fathers then.

>>180148447
>>180148637
Meh.

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>>180148728
U-Uwah...?

I'm sick and tired of people talking down on Mercy mains. Have you ever tried to play her and have the god like positioning you need to play her? Sure I may not rez the whole team every fight but those solo rezzes help win games. You try climbing to 2300 SR like me playing only Mercy yeah I thought so because you don't have the skill to play mercy. Just stop bullying us mercy mains cause you're just jealous of how skilled we are.

>>180148728
>what the fuck is a pachimari
An unholy hybrid of octopus and onion
>and why are they everywhere
They're just a toy and mascot. You may as well ask why Mickey Mouse is everywhere.

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>>180147454
Is Torb best dad?

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Hana Song is very cute and I would like to go on a date with her, but I don't think she's looking for a relationship anytime soon and also I'm way older than her and she's also not real. Should I kill myself?

>>180148728
I want one. They're cute

>>180148819
CUTE

>>180148857
>having to climb to 2300sr
Oh, so your terrible at the game.

>>180148903
tulpas

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>>180148751
>being this trigger than Jack and Gabe are the father figures of Overwatch
You need to chill out anon.

>>180149021
>Father figures of all these full grown adults

Just give up with your shit meme and shipping, faggot

>>180147656
Do you never sleep?

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>>180148857
>implying Zenyatta doesn't require more god like positioning, aiming, and management
>climbed only to 2300

>>180148901
He never even mentions them. He has a photo album dedicated to his turrets though.

>>180148903
If you feel the need to ask an image board if you should kill yourself, the answer is yes.

>>180149021
The dad meme only applies to Jack. Reaper has never applied

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>>180149123
>my meme
>my ship

Just putting out what's in the community and in the game.

>>180149293
McCree.

>>180149330
Teachers aren't fathers

>>180149330
>McCree
What, telling a guy that he can either join your black ops and do illegal shit organization or rightfully rot in jail for doing illegal shit is being a father now?

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>>180147593
Struggling to think when to use superharger.

Also Orisa is not great against bastion or any snipers but decimates torbjorn and roadhog

>throw out Halt! off a cliff
>activate it when you see multiple enemies in range
>bright lines connecting their team to the orb appears, indicating they're about to be sucked in
>nothing happens

The fuck is this shit, this is like the third time

>>180150117
Yeah, whether or not something will be affected by Halt! should be a bit more obvious.

>>180150117
If they move out of range before it actually pulls them, it won't pull them even if it seemed like they were connected. It's pretty misleading, and it sucks. Hopefully they fix it.

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>>180149424
>Teachers aren't fathers
wew

>it has to be biological
Like that stopped it from being popular or Chu from adopting it. Want to see his collection of Gabe being parental to McCree he's saved up?

>>180150394
>my fetish is real!
No it isn't you dumb faggot.
Torbjorn is the only father in Overwatch.

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>>180148447
I have a folder full of anahardt images.
I also have a fanfic I was writing that I stopped doing because of depression.

What level of consistent weapon accuracy should I be aiming for with McCree? So far my aim is like 40-45%.

>>180150623
50-60% so keep at then stop because mccree is not in a good place right now

>>180150623
60% is a realistic goal. Anything higher is ideal but not likely.

>>180150623
100% or off yourself.

>>180150751
anything higher is fucking impossible and you're aimbotting

>>180150623
dont farm stats, hit the shots you need to, thats all that matters

>>180150785
:^)

>>180150820
I want to use that small human as a living cocksleeve and fuck her senseless.

>>180148224
The only real tanks in the tank category is Reinhardt and Winston, Roadhog is definitely a bloated dps, D.Va is still somewhat arguable.

>>180150820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9zG34SM1jc

>>180150623
Weapon accuracy doesn't matter much in a game with unlimited ammo, but if you're consistent in headshots and killing priority targets, you should be good. Ideally, you'd be making as many shots as you can, but just make sure to kill problem targets like [insert /owg/'s FotM character to hate].

>>180150972
Roadhog is a bruiser, D.va is (supposed to be) an off-tank
also orisa sort of fits with being a tank but is so trash who cares

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>>180150820

>>180150896

please seek help

>>180151019
>>180150830

I think realistically I hit the target over half the time, I just can't be sure and only have the game stats to see where I am. If we're not counting random shots I make in the direction of where the enemy is hiding I probably hit my target 60% of the time, but only a third of my shots are headshots.

My current problem is hitting flying stuff. I can only hit Mercy/Pharah a third of the time so I'm working on that. I also for some reason have a problem landing headshots on Zenyatta, which makes no sense but that's how it is.

>>180151441
You're right, it might be better to doubleteam her.

>>180151541

you are a weird nigger

>>180151502
Zenyatta's got a tiny head. It would make sense that you have trouble with him. Try the Ana training regimen with Zenyatta as your target dummies instead.

Pharah just takes time to adjust. Depending on your SR, Pharahs can either be stupid bad at flying or stupid good at flying. Either way, you just need a few games playing against them to adjust to the Pharah mentality and her trajectory.

>>180151113

Orisa is a good off-tank. Drop your barrier in front of a Bastion or Torb turret sometime, and practice your Halt-fu.

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Sleep tight /owg/

>>180151686
Don't let the spiders bite

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>>180151686
Sleep well anon

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>go on /v/ by accident
>see a junkrat thread on first page
>outside of op post everyone else in thread agrees that junkrat is mained by retard bronze and silver players
>the one guy defending junkrat makes this treasure of a post

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>get solo focused with ults every time you respawn
>your team stomps in a landslide victory because the enemy keeps wasting their ults on you
>you weren't even playing well in the first place to warrant the focus

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>>180149462
Hear what Pharah says about Jack and Gabe? Does McCree lash? No.

Not to mention Chu has a trove of parental interaction between Gabe and McCree saved and I doubt it's because the lead writer has a personal head canon that won't be reflected in the story. Pic is just one example.

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Mccree is best Onii-chan

>>180148224
Tank main here. This is how all tanks.. well tank
1) Reinhardt and Orisa: very straight forward you put your shields in front of your team to elliviate the pressure and move forward applying pressure yourself.
2) Hog: serves as a threat when he is seen in front of a team the enemies retreat behind cover giving your team space. Also his huge hitbox offer a meat shield with 300 hp. Also used as a peeler to protect the backing from genji, tracer and Winston.
3) Zarya: 2 shields 200 hp each. They save you an your teammates from a death threat. She can be used defensivly as a peeler to help her backline or offensively making sure her dps reach spots they want to reach safely. (right now zarya+reaper combo is actually not bad since she helps him get in which is his problem currently)
4) D.va: absolutely not a flanker. Her main ability is her infinite hp shield. She should stay either her team and protect from ults, hooks, etc using DM. In a dive comp she can escort her dps to their most effective position. Defensively she can peel dmg of her backline.
5) Winston: he is a tank for dive comp. His shield can be used by genji and tracer in the backline. His huge hitbox also servers as meat shield aspect.

One more thing:
6) Mei: considered by a lot as a tank. Her wall is very strong yet on a long CD.

>>180152175
I'm gonna just chalk that post up as bait and save myself the sanity.

>>180150478
Father figures and I guarantee you it's in the story. Chu already acts like it is. You're in for a rude awakening.

>fetish
Literally what? Easily triggered autismo over here

So is the meme of pickrate affecting SR gains/loss true, or not? I can't get a straight answer, perhaps nobody truly knows. But I keep hearing it.

>>180151826

I'd let Widow bite me, my friend

>It's another Mei/Symmetra camps spawn and nobody does anything about it so she gets to 1v6 and win the game episode
>It's another everyone spends the whole game dodging out of your LoS so they can get into the enemy's LoS and die episode
>It's another gold damage episode
>It's another let's pretend this is team deathmatch and never get on the point episode
>It's another let's spam "We need a healer!" after you switch to another hero to carry these shitbags episode

Team literally couldn't handle a Bastion. How bad can you be.

>>180152463
not directly but yes
only shitters pick bad characters, so they lower the statistical average and thus it becomes easier to do well on those specific characters, meaning your gains will be higher and your losses will be lower
basically you can climb with a 40% winrate

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Why do people act like Mei is fat? She's probably not even overweight. People seem to forget she's wearing several layers of thick clothing because she was a scientist in the fucking Antarctic. She is 'thick' and not like the meme most people use that word for; she has thick legs and hips.

I hate the fucking landwhales who say they can identify with her when she isn't even fat. She's what normal proportions look like on non-supermodel women.

>>180152723
So SR is (at least partially) linked to the overall playerbase skill of that character?
That's good to know, thanks.

>>180152828
>She's what normal proportions look like on non-supermodel women
That's the point.jpg

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>>180152251

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So does the new map drop tomorrow?

>>180152828
Mei might not be fat in-game but she sure as fuck is fat in every goddamn fan piece of work and I've grown to hate her by association.

I really like her as a character though, her kit is a lot of fun to use

>>180153004

>tfw no pharah/egyptian gf

Seriously, can I just have a brown gf pls?

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>>180153004
Tuesday at 11 am pdt

>>180153101
Have you tried going to the middle east

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>>180153101
Go to literally any bar near a college on a friday night

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>>180148447
Because it's canon.

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>>180152929
Yeah, but my point is that these morbidly obese cows want to try and cosplay as her and act like they're the same when they're not. Mei isn't even fat. She has excellent proportions and is in pretty good shape.

They're abnormal degenerates trying to twist Mei's normalcy into their obesity.

>>180153009
I don't even like her that much myself, but I still think she's cute. It legitimately makes me angry that people try to MAKE her fat just because they're obese pieces of shit.

I have seen lots of art where she has more normal proportions, like pic related. But you're right, there's a lot of art where they've added legitimately 50 pounds to her even though she's nowhere near that heavy in-game.

>Newer friend wants to play with me
>Every time we get queued up with super low levels that barely know how to play the game
>Enemy team are all multi-star prestiges
Nice matchmaking

>>180153151

no

>>180153237

I don't like bars. Are there nice brown girls who are nicer than bar flies?

>>180153270
>black haired Reinhardt
Just as bullshit as your post.

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>>180153101
You won't get a gf just by asking in 4chan.

>>180153272
Except nobody irl has those proportions unless you're cinching your waist, or are Latina
Certainly no Chinese ladies

>>180153270
A reminder that Chu still likes AnaHardt.
And that Ana76 died a while ago but we all know that

>>180153389
nobody has Tracer's or Widow's freaklishly long legs either

>>180153272
Fatty

>>180153270
>spends his christmas watching torbjorns kids while he makes another one
Reinhardt is a guncle and you know it

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>>180148447
But that's not Gérard and Amélie!

>>180153237
why arent her legs spread open? FUCK

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Anjali's a cutie

>>180153386

will you be my brown gf?

>>180152138
Should have been Hanzo instead of Soldier for the trifecta of shitters.

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>>180153702
No I already have a boyfriend.

>>180153638

Anjali's so little. I feel like I would break her

>>180153718
Soldier never stand behind the shields though.

>>180153730
Cute, but you might want to crank up the opacity on that spray, anon.
If I can see that puss through it so can the mods

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>>180153730
She wears stockings and noticeable panties. She is a high class slut.

>>180153747

are you as pretty as the girl whose picture you're posting?

>>180153850
her job at Vishkar is to be the office bicycle.

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You know, I used to hate Tracer, but lately she has grown on me. I think she's cute, and I would like to hang out with her. She would be fun to go to a pub with and have a few rounds.

I hate that she's a dyke and even if she were real I would have no chance.

>>180153894
>implying he's not a dude rusing you

Is there some reason there's only ever 5 games max in the arcade? Do they not know how to make more than that available?
Is this a "Bethesda too stupid to make ladders work so they didn't put them in their game" stupidity going on?

>>180153638
So who took the cello and tried to pretend they were playing on an electric guitar?

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>>180153916
Just think about how cute she and her girlfriends are. And how hot their sex is.

>>180153638
>>180153795

Did you see the video of her arm wrestling Chris Hemsworth yet? Sombra's VA watched.

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What this game needs is another dive tank who can also deliver Roadhog levels of burst damage

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>aimbot, also you can run around shields or run away and comeback
>2 screens swing splash damage, also you can dash around and doublejump
>can fly behind and instakill 2-3 people
>here guys, ez teamfight for you

>can jump from above/come from a side and kill bunch of people if not noticed

>stands still and have to see an enemy for 2 seconds while screaming about it
>whoah I've got a whole 2 kills with Deadeye, today was a good day


>bugs are not fixed for months
>no decent spectator mode
>meanwhile tons of skins every month
>they are pushing this shit to be an esport
>mfw

>>180153939
Limited options means that:
1. The playerbase is split among less options, so there are more players for each individual mode
2. Limiting what you can play will (in theory) prevent people from being burnt out on a particular mode, and keep things feeling fresh when they cycle things out for new options.

Those might not be their reasons, but those are some possible reasons I can think of.

>>180153939
Muh queue times is Jeff's usual excuse. But hey, 30+ million accounts and it still takes minutes to find a match

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Anyone else with there was an option to make teammates semi-transparent so you can actually see what you're shooting from behind your tank?

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>>180153795
>implying you wouldn't love that

How should the defense heroes be buffed so that they're actually viable?

>>180154084

No, I would tenderly take care of her and love her softly.

>>180154064
Anyone else wish that the option to turn on allied health bars made them visible through walls as well?

Like seriously why the fuck is that not a thing

but yes I do wish that I could see what the fuck I was doing when someone's fat ass is in my way

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I have over 700 hours in this game (467 in QP, 206 in comp, and at least 40 in Brawl or custom games) and all it does it make me mad now. This fucking season is cancerous in high masters.

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>>180153894
Not really.

>>180154064
Personally, I'm fine. Although it might have to do with the fact that I can gauge distances by sound so I can tell where characters are even with Reinhardts and other tanks in front of me.

>>180153929

I know, mate..... :(

>>180153718
>implying Hanzo players are worse than Soldier players
Only difference is Soldiers tend to be more useful because their hero is braindead

>>180154142
Take a break and come back to it.
I used to buy WAY too much into winning above all else and it just burnt me the fuck out. I put in a lot of hours and work but it just sucked.

That was about 6 months ago - I just started playing again about a week ago and now that I'm playing for fun above all else I'm having a blast. I don't get tilted anywhere near as often and it's even become rather relaxing. Sure I lose a bit more because I'm tryharding much less, but I'm willing to take that tradeoff in exchange for spending most of my hours smiling.

I don't know if that's gonna be possible for you to do but I'd recommend giving it a shot. It'll help your sanity, and you might be able to enjoy the game again like I did.

>>180154180

I bet you're beautiful on the inside at least paco close

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>>180148903

>>180154042
Pretty much. Overwatch just seems like a shitty spectator experience to me

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>Some WM instapicker gets salty because the Pharah/Hanzo combo is forcing her back
>Ask them to swap
>refuse
>Lose first round hard
>This happens next round
Do reports even do anything? or is another unfortunate team doomed to be held hostage by shitters like this

>>180154035
you mean doomfist

>>180154401
There's way too many tiny things happening for a spectator to see them all. It's hard enough when you're watching a stream of a pro's perspective and you can hear all the players' calls. Trying to see every single important shot and individual skill uses from third person is incredibly hard.

FPS games are hard to make into good spectator sports. The only ones able to really appreciate it are people who already know the game's workings. In something like League, you can at least see everything happening at once because of the way the game works.

That being said, Blizzard also isn't putting enough effort into making it a good esports game anyway.

>>180154345
I hope I can enjoy it again, but lately I've just been getting pissed off at it whenever I play it. Every single game has at least one
>Symmetra "main"
>Torbjorn "main"
>Mercy one-trick who was below Platinum in S3
>Thrower
>Leaver
>Cheater
It's fucking infuriating. In S3 and early S4, I could have fun with it even if I lose. But recently it's just been awful and I don't have fun even if I lose. It feels like wading through a river of sewage.

>>180154767
Meant to say I don't have fun even if I win. This is mostly because there's rarely an actual good game. Most of the time, the team that lost lost because of one person making them lose.

>>180154743
>That being said, Blizzard also isn't putting enough effort into making it a good esports game anyway.
Nobody ever wants to put the effort into making a good esports game, because in order to make it a good esport you need to make it a shitty game. No new content releases, constant balance patches aimed towards the 1%, it's totally not profitable at all and esports isn't really a thing yet, so no one will risk it.

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>>180154346
That doesn't matter.
As I said, if you want a gf, you'll have to go out to look for her.
If you aren't already, getting fit helps.

>>180154767
>worked my way from bronze to gold
>suddenly surrounded by the most insufferable cunts that auto lose the game at the start because of their shitty fucking attitudes or refusal to fucking switch when its obvious their one trick hero isnt fucking working
>im here being flexable saying ill fucking fill just to get them to fucking change heroes but they would much rather spend the entire game screaming in voice chat than trying to cooperate with team

This isnt fun at all

>>180155104
Being flexible is punished by blizzard because it doesn't pad your stats, which means you'll often get less than 20 SR for a win.

How do I get into playing new characters /owg/? Every time I try and can't contribute shit I get discouraged. And I'm playing in quickplay. I'm good at the heroes I play, so I wanted to branch out. But it feels like shit to not be able to hit things as well/get around etc.

This is a terrible game to be good at. I enjoyed season 1(and 2 to a lesser extent) but every change since then has made the game worse and worse, just everything about it is anti-skill.

Why bother being good at Mccree when a drooling retard who jerks off to DVA rule 34 can just hold M2 while you get gangbanged.

Why bother putting in the time to get good at Ana when you'll just get put into a match with 2 gurl gamers fighting over who gets to play hide-and-seek angel.

Why bother learning a large variety of characters to maximize your chance of winning a game when it just means you'll be bending over backwards to carry some haha so random torb main who's somehow in GM despite having a negative fucking winrate.

Why bother being good at the game at all when you'll still get matched with fucking diamonds half the time and most games just come down to who got the stacked team vs who got the team with more season 2 plats.

This game is fucking garbage and if I hadn't already wasted so much fucking time playing it I would just uninstall.

>>180155624
>be 3900
>get matched with a fucking gold because he was queued with his unranked GM friend
>gold locks DPS

>>180155624
>and if I hadn't already wasted so much fucking time playing it I would just uninstall
Don't let your past choices hold you ransom. If you genuinely dislike this game, then try taking a break from it. You don't need to uninstall, just spend your time doing other things, and you'll either reach the point where you no longer have any interest in the game, or where your interest in the game outweighs your anger at all the bullshit.

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>>180148447
Not saying it's bad, but it needs more JUSTICE

So if I get golds I get more SR in a win?

I feel like 90% of the people bitching about how this game is so shit are some guy samefagging.

If you hate it so much stop playing it. Nobody is going to stop you. But I doubt it's legitimate since all the crying always starts at the same time, in a wave.

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>>180153904
Pharah can relate

>>180156627
Only if you play non-meta trash heroes. I got 4 golds as good ol' robo weeb and got 19 SR.

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gas all mercy mains

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>>180156654
Ana was the bicycle.
Pharah is pure.

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>"HaNzO SwItCh NoW!"

>>180156784
Pharah is pure slut and Helix's bicycle.

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>>180155624
>Why bother being good at Mccree when a drooling retard who jerks off to DVA rule 34 can just hold M2 while you get gangbanged.

This is exactly why I love this game

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Reminder that if you ship these, you are a terrible person
>Meihem
>Widowmaker with anyone
>Reaper with anyone except Soldier(Mercykill is bad and you should feel bad)
>Pharah and Reinhardt
>Roadhog or Junkrat with anyone except each other
>Hanzo and Genji wtf is wrong with you

>>180154767
i grinded wins last season for my golden gun (orbs) and came to despise comp

i started up again and have just been playing for fun and using heroes i dont usually ever play like tracer, pharah and winston and i've got an 80% winrate so far

i need about 90 more wins for my next golden gun but apart from that i stay out of voice chat, and really dont give a single shit about metafags and the forced 50/sr rollercoaster

its a lot more fun

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>>180156958
Wrong.

>>180157154
Right.

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>>180156784
this
Ana was the corrupting one

>>180157054
Reminder if you ship you should find a noose and end your pathetic life

Does anyone know the exact timing for deflecting Graviton? I'm not sure where in the voiceline the projectile pops out, but it feels completely predictive.

why can't i just leave when a comp match ends? why do i have to wait for it tell me whether i won or lost? the game is over, i leave and i get a punishment for it? gj blizz

Why do Honzos think they're hotshit until a Winston kills them a few times and then need their Mercy to pocket him?

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>>180157054
>Meihem makes you terrible
>Roadrat doesn't

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I just played a game where someone threw because a guy shot the basketball he was trying to shoot into the hoop in the spawn room. Love this game.

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Haven't played comp since early Season 4. I'm going to try doing my placements today. Hope I don't get bullied for being a low-league silverborder!

>>180157934
its fucking stupid i dont care about potg memes i dont give a shit about play cards just let me fucking leave when a match is finished without punishing me

>>180153506
Wait until he finds out that Ana's still kicking.

>>180157712
Ana was gone, so Pharah decided to take the mantle as the organization's cum dump.

>>180158295
I played a comp game with a guy who couldnt speak english and was cursing at everyone in spanish and was a instalock sombra who kept diving in 1v6 ulting and screeching when he died

>>180158392
and it's not even a light punishment. got a 30 min. suspension for leaving 3 seconds too early

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>Your team kills five people
>None of them was Mercy

>>180158648
W A L L
A
L
L

>>180158301
If you have a silver border and aren't at least masters it's time to kill yourself.

No idea how people can spend massive amounts of time at the game and be irredeemably bad at it.

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>>180157054
What if I ship widowmaker with mourning her dead husband?

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>>180158759
>Mercy gets the 5 man res
>you shut it down with the deadeye you saved for it

>try to have fun and play quick play
>enemy team has full prestige on their team
>my team has fresh new accounts

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>>180147454
NEW WINSTON SKINS TOMORROW OR FUCKING RIOT

Post things that immediately let you know you lost.

>"sorry I'm stoned as fuck xD"

>>180159070
>implying
IT'S HIGH NOO-AGH

>>180159156
Don't worry, those prestige players AND the new players are roughly as shit as you.

>>180157154
Is Frostbite the best skin in the game?

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>>180159572
Yes.
Just need one skin that gives her dark red hair and green eyes.

>>180159274
>"oh hey x we played in the last game remember xDD"

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>>180159274
>"talon could restore your family's legacy"
>"but at what cost"

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>back when blade had 8 second duration

>Killed someone with Junk's deathbombs
>He says "I love it when that happens" after respawning

>>180159691
I've heard that a couple of times too! It kind of worries me that he's so gung-ho about having just died, but at the same time it's in character and the delivery is very on point!

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>not maining mei
>not landing "calculated" one taps on enemy tracers
>not saving teammates from roadhog's hook
>not sneaking around the enemy team and 1v2ing their supports
>not charging your ult for free off a dva
>not infuriating low sens mccree mains who can't turn around while frozen
>not stalling out the point for hours on 2cp so your mercy can res from spawn

Why don't more people play this character? She's actually way better than anyone gives her credit for(outside of plats who think she's op).

>>180159274
>Welcome to Volskaya
>Prepare to attack

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>>180160056
>hanamura
>temple of anubis


when will this 2 chokepoint barrierwatch pile of shit end

>>180159906
i dont play gook characters sorry

>>180159274
>Welcome to Oasis

>>180159676
>being unable to do the same with six seconds
git gud

>>180160342
To be fair that webm was from early release when people sucked, the pharah was on the ground the whole time, the symm didn't even have any turrets down, the mercy didn't fly away, and the mei ignored me until the end.

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>>180159274
>player locks in mercy
>season 3 gold

>>180159274
>two snipers and a junkrat

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>>180158264
Roadrat's not a particularly good ship, but it at least makes sense and is good for comic relief.
Meihem is just straight up senseless idiocy. There's no basis for the relationship at all except some pre-game banter where they express how much they hate each other.

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>>180159667
Underrated post

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I wish Overwatch had more heroes, part of the reason its getting stale quickly is because its always the same picks every match.
I've been getting into HotS since the promo because it has tonnes of fun characters with different play-styles.
Why do they take so long to develop?

>>180160553
Actually, the real answer is they're both bad ships, because Junkrat is pure and not to be subjected to the whims of the lustful masses.

>>180154373
if there was 100% chance of me getting asian pu$$y wit those tits I would kill myslef right now.

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>Play ranked
>internet shits the floor
>oh fuck.tapestry
>Go out to check modem in living room
>see something moving by the wires and cabling
>Oh fuck its a roach
>drench the floor with Raid and pro-Armenian literature
>wait
>a fucking scorpion comes running out
>oh shit oh shit
>AND THE internet is still down
So how is your night going bros?

>>180160553
There's no basis for whatever the hell Junkrat and Roadhog's is either. National Best Friends day.

>>180160887
>not chucking the knife at it
Pussy.

>>180160430
Man early release was hilarious
>6 man earthshatters every single game, nobody knew you could block it and it didn't really matter because winston and reinhardt were the only barriers in the game and it was bugged anyway
>every rip tire was a team wipe, especially since nobody knew you could kill it
>meanwhile dvas ult was garbage because nobody knew how to launch it so LoSing it was effortless, plus most dvas were too fucking stupid to run away from it so they almost always blew themselves up too
>minimum 2-3 hanzos/windowmakers on each team in every single game
>bastion potg every single game for holding down lmb while everyone walked into him
>alternatively, mercy potg where she gets a two man rez, is sniped by a windowclicker mid cast and spends the next 6 seconds dead
>mercy ressing the whole team, including the other mercy, who ressed the whole team including the other mercy, ad infinitum because mercy's ult charged in the time it took for reinhardt to finish saying "I need healing"
>""pro"" meta was two tracer, two lucio and two winston
>mccree and windowlicker players blatantly aimbotting in professionally sponsored tournaments

>>180160056
Oh sweet time to flank.

How do i be a good ana?

>>180160887
Stop living in a third world country that has roaches and scorpions

>>180158838
Luckily nobody in my games so far is as edgy as you.

>>180160676
>Why do they take so long to develop?
Because players don't have to pay money to unlock them, so there's less pressure to get them out quickly and more pressure for them to not be total fucking garbage like 120% of everything to do with HotS.

>>180161303
Teammates low? throw nade at them, if not, at the enemy = GM

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*Eats your ultimate*

>>180161382
I too believe Texas is a third world country

>>180161463
>ulting while the enemy D.Va is still in her mech
I deserve it desu

>>180161419
What's garbage about HotS?

>>180161481
>implying Texas isn't third world

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>>180161463
>eating a hammer-down
Guess again, little girl.

>>180160998
Knifes were in other room, and this fucker was flailing around ready to ruin my toes

>>180161569
>enemy Reinhardt presses Q
>put my shield up and block it
>press Q myself
>he blocks it as well
Most anti climactic Shatter play desu

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>>180161257

>>180161463
Her shield needs to get fucking gutted. It can shoot down way too much shit and none of it even makes sense
>Lucio's sound blasts
>Fire strike
>Orisa's barrier AND Halt because fuck you
>Graviton Surge?
>Fucking Earthshatter???

Post the McCree potg
You know the one

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>>180150478
>"there are no fathers in OW!"
>"except torb but that doesn't count"

>>180161854
This is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire life

>>180161854
kek

>>180161860
Mei's Blizzard too.

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>>180162043
Are you serious? What the fuck

>>180162087
When It's still the little robot. Gengu can deflect that too.

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>>180161901

>>180161860
Are you retarded with some of these?

>>180159274
>last pick and we have no healers
>"sorry guys I'm bad at healing"
>*picks Junkrat*

>>180162141
Whats wrong with it? Looks like a normal one

>>180162141
Enumbre with a solid potg once again

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gas all mercy mains

>>180161860
>barrier
>earthshatter
>eaten by D.va
u wot?

>>180161860
firestrike and halt going through it would be nice
it plainly needs to be properly designed though, like reins shield it actually needs indicators of its status and a "broken" state if you overuse it, thats the biggest issue, the idea of it actually being able to shut down characters like bastion is a necessary one and they cant fuck with that

>>180147553

Oh wow yes pls thats actually a really good idea.

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Is there a single thing more enjoyable than ulting as Hog and having a Ana nanoboost you and power heal you as you rip and rear through the enemy team

>>180162957
this reads like a samefag

please don't reply to my supportposting like that

>>180162789
As if the DPS will take advantage of the fact you're sending all of Bastion's shots into the ether.

What's the worst ult in the game and why is it Whole Hog?
>ult
>do piss all damage
>knock enemies 7 miles back
>which makes you do even less than piss all damage

>>180162141
Holy fucking shit, did mccree really do that much damage? Thank god they nerfed fth

>>180163061
thats a player problem not a design problem
cant balance the game around stupid

>>180163198
Yes. FtH used to do 65 damage a shot

>>180163110
>not using it kill Reinhart or Orisa shield
It also charges stupid fast so even if an ult isn't that good if you can get like 6 in a game I can't hate on It too much

>>180163110
junk

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>payload map
>defend as hard as we can to not let them take the first point
>OVERTIME
>they become the dream team and snowball all the way to the last point
It's fine.
It's completely fine.

>>180163110
Whole Hog is my favourite ult to DM

>mei on temple of anubis
Let's take the way way people can realistically get through unless you're Genji/Pharah/D.Va and COMPLETELY block it off

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>>180163110
>he doesnt ult people into a corner

And they wonder why they cant leave gold

>>180162983
being instantly slept by the enemy teams Ana and knowing you just traded 2 ults for a 6 second downtime ability

>>180163747
good thing I'm an Ana and Hog main :^)

God this game becomes fucking unplayable at night. Trolls on both sides locking in characters they never play.
>>180163251
Used to do 70, the same as a normal shot.

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>>180163914
>being an anacuck

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>enemy team is capping first point and my team is dead
>ult before I die because I plan on switching
>4 stack on my team goes apeshit, calling me fucking retarded, baddie, thrower, etc
>calmly explain I was switching
>they say okay but something tells me they're embarrassed/tilted by their own outbursts because they all suddenly start playing dumb
>game is coming to a close
>doesn't look like we're gonna win
>everyone is dead
>have Zarya ult and 100% charge
>throw it down and grab two supports and a baby dva
>4 stack goes APESHIT, screaming at the top of their lungs, crying that I threw the game because I ulted while they're dead, I can genuinely hear the tears in their voices
>d.va immediately gets her mech back and starts absorbing my right clicks and bodyblocking my laser
>die and only kill the supports, doesn't really matter because they respawn close
>admittedly not a great ult because we ended up having one last chance to stop them and I could've waited for a better ult and it might've helped
>lose game
>four stack spams chat saying I threw, they get on voice calling me fucking retarded, baddie, autistic
>I finished last season in GM and they finished in mid masters
>All over one "meh" ult

Remind me again why more than 2 people are allowed to queue together in comp?

Would you rather
>new story is all about s76, reaper and ana, with other characters only touched upon if they're nearby
or
>all characters fleshed out, with the main story rarely coming into play

>>180164049
my most played are in order Hog McCree Ana Hanzo and Zenyatta.....I like exclusively play heroes that cuck other people out of stuff and I didn't realize this until recently

>>180164260
First only if it confirms R76

>>180164294
How does Hanzo cuck anything

>>180164260
All others fleshed out since a lot is already known about 76 Reaper and Ana

>>180164049
>AK-47
>Draws some shitty version of a modded AR or M-16

>>180164361
I cuck my team out of wins

>>180163110
>Implying it's not meant to be a CC ult
I bet you think Winston's ult sucks because of "muh low damage" too.

>playing 2cp
>we lose first point quickly
>some young adult man starts literally cry in the voice chat
>"why my team is always so bad??? this is supposed to be 50-50 but Im always losing!!! this isn't fair!"
>second round he went afk

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>>180164634
>Manchild playing OW
You don't say

>>180164453
autism

>>180164260
As much as I hate the plot not advancing I'll take it over more Soldier Reaper Ana wanking

>>180164634
just checked this guy's stats and he has <50% winrate on every hero he has played but he's still diamond for some reason

>>180164630
It does, this niggas meant to be a berserk gorilla and his swinging is about as threatening as a bunch of pillows

>>180164634
This is the result of blizzard trying to cater to brain dead monkeys and competitive players at the same time; you get people like that guy because it's babies first FPS and when they start running into players who have literally spent decades playing these types of games they feel cheated.

>>180164820
Sounds like matchmaking failed him and he's way higher than he should be.

>play fps games for 6/7 years
>still can't aim
Is there any hope for me?

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So close to escaping bronze!

>>180149136
At this point I'm convinced that there's a few of them that take turns posting it.

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1 DAY HOGGERS

SAY YOUR GOODBYES

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>>180147454
The world could always use more heroes!

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>>180165267
Don't post sluts dressing up as my girlfriend, please.

>>180165149
So far I've climbed from silver to plat
You can do it, anon.

how do i deal with tracer as reinhardt?

>>180165426
Hammer when she's stupid enough to get near. If not, have your allies deal with her for you. You're rein, they should be near.

>>180165426
You don't.

>>180165426
Spin real fast and hope your team can deal with her. Unless you get lucky with firestrike or she's retarded there's not much you can do.

>>180165345
Me too. Silver to gold was by far the most difficult.

>>180165243
RELEASE THAT POOR TOON

>>180165243
Are there any other characters like Hog which """punish bad positioning""" if you know what I mean.

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>tfw no roadhog boyfriend

Why do people think Torb = throwing in competitive no matter what?

I had gold in kills and damage but this Genji told me "Switch off Torb, he isnt working" when we started to fall behind.

>Win round 1 on Ilios
>everything's goin well
>Our Pharah starts complaining that our Mercy doesn't exclusively pocket her the whole game
>dies once in round 2
>starts changing characters randomly and stirring shit for no reason because of it
>wont shut up the entire game
>Other guy on team spends the rest of the game arguing with them and typing insults in chat every 3 fucking seconds

why

>>180165636
McCree kind of and Orisa

>>180165636
all the hog shitters are just gonna move to >muhcree and shitzo

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>lose first round
>"omg you are bad, let me go _____"

>see hanzo lining up the basketball shot precisely
>run up and punch the ball
>he leaves the game

gg guys

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>>180166030
>lose first round
>I had one bad Zarya ult, trying to make some plays happen in this shitshow
>still gold damage and elims
>"give me zarya"

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>>180166030
>be soldier and only hitscan on team
>doing a pretty decent job of keeping enemy pharmercy in check
>gets the better of me because a winston was on my ass
>"OMG soldier take care of that fucking pharah it's your only job"

just end my life

>>180148447
did she get BRATWURSTED and how did she survive it

What's the average accuracy of a good Soldier? I always feel like I'm missing too much.

>struggle to win and capture the point in koth
>dps go over extend and get hooked
>everyone is out of position
>lose the point
why do they do this? why is it so difficult to stay in your position and defend?

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>>180147454
Ana is for ________.

>>180166291
about 35 I'd say

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Anyone /suicidal/ here?
I can't even git gud in this game, nothing to live for now

>>180166291
Accuracy is such a useless stat, especially on soldier who spends half the time shooting barriers.

>>180166471
I didnt know we talk silver here