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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
http://www.dotabuff.com/
http://www.opendota.com/
http://www.datdota.com/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
Previous Memes: >>180125782
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BASED SLAVS
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LITERALLY pick nyx'd
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is Secret getting invited to TI?
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>>180138296
>not related to VP edition
shit thread
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Secret deserved it for being so tryhard
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>Secret are good
-dee too gee
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>>180138428
nope
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>>180138450
>dota 2 gen
double shit thread
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STOP MEMING
DON'T BE SO STUBBORN
YOU CAN WIN TOURNAMENT
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based slavbros fucks secrekt cucks in the ass GONE SEXUAL
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>decided to win
Secrefags on suicide watch
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>>180138484
>>180138386
>>180138415
>>180138428
>implying VP are good
>Can only win on teamfight patch
>Still going to lose in first/second round in Losers/Winners bracket at TI
Yeah, come back to me when VP was good in a real patch like 2.79
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BASED FUCKING SLAVS
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BASED LIL
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>>180138576
>DECIDE TO WIN
>WIN
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>we decided to stop memeing and rofling
>and decided to win
>actually destroys secrekt
kek
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>>180138592
>2.79
go back to /lolg/, Guinsoo, you know shit about Dota2 at this point
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What is Secret thinking right now
How do they feel
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JUST WIN
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>>180138592
>teamfight patch
you mean the meta we've been in since DAC 2015?
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>>180138592
:^)
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A minutes silence for MP's ass, which is going to have a lot of rage taken out on it tonight
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>>180138716
Yes, anything since then is garbage
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>manlet in the rekt shirt
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Solo is such a cool guy
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what do i do with my life now?
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Now what?
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>>180138705
PLAYED
LIKE THE DAMN FIDDLE
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[LAUGHS IN RUSSIAN]
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>gets married
>stops working out
I've seen this movie before
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how much did VP just win?
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>>180138789
masturbate till open qualifiers start
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>>180138747
MP
DID
NOTHING
WRONG
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What is d2g doing for Singsing's birthday?
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Wait, was there Rotk?
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I can't wait for redditors whining about how VP dropping a handicap they weren't obligated to play with was an asshole move. Secret knew full well that VP were doing this and tried to exploit it anyway, and VP bit them in the ass for it in game 5.
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>>180138797
>>180138653
>go against team that pics diff. heros each game
>ban and choose from their limited hero pool
>they pick sven, which they played before
>you counter pick sven
>it's a sven support
>you get rolled over by an AM
L
M
A
O
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>no cute girl montage to end the lan
nice job beyond the sjws
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>>180138858
masturbating
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>322s
>somehow still gets to play Valve tournaments
>memes a whole tournament
>decides to win in the final moment
Is there an active captain more based than Solo the 322-God?
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>>180138823
100k
>>180138819
LD got married?
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>>180138858filtered
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Well, i'm already sad it's over
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>>180138819
GOLEM GET YE GONE!
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>>180138941
teach me please
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>>180138819
>implying she married him for his looks to begin with
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>>180138819
He's finna get cucked boy
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>>180138858
I already subscribed, but gotta sell him some memes
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i still don't get the jojo reference with yapzor, khezzu and bath, dotards
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>tfw balding
help me dotards
should I just wear a hat for the rest of my life like loda?
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>>180138819
GOLEM GET YE GONE
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>We decided to win
How do I make this decision?
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WHAT DO I DO WITH MYSELF NOW /d2g/?
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>>180138819
LD ever worked out?
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>>180138819
>implying LD ever worked out
>>180138931
He got a trophy Pinot wife at Manila
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>>180139050
shave it now and grow a beard if you can and you'll be fine
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>>180139043
doesn't it have something to do with the bath scenes from the old summits with merlini and EE
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>>180138819
GOLEM GET YE GONE
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>ywn be a part of the comfiest tournament
>ywn be a part ofany tournament
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>>180138819
Who's the asian chick?
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>>180138819
OY VEY
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>>180139064
hibernate until the next sports
>>180139094
>He got a trophy Pinot wife at Manila
nicela
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Rate the summit 7 out of ten
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>>180138819
what was he thinking about
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Why was Universe at this tournament if EG wasn't playing?
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>you will never be at a summit in your lifetime
how do you cope bros?
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>>180138747
>play all games as solo safelaner
>your mid dies a lot but your pos4 soaks all the farm everygame
>your pos5 always starts in jungle
>but somehow everyone flames you
MP gaming
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>>180139080
>>180139094
he put in effort to stop being a fat fuck
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Show Ppd jumping into pool, for fuck's sake
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>>180138819
GOLEM GET YE GONE
also
>implying ((((they)))) ever work out
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>>180138819
>uni went there just to get free food
this ain't a birthday party uni, go home
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>>180139190
Honestly this gets a 9/10, purely because of VP memery and hot_bid content
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>>180139130
my beard it super patchy. i'm just gonna have to go full skinhead
>>180139205
he lives at the EG house which is nearby so he came along to film a meme sketch with hotbid and hang out with his boy Aui
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>HotBid mentioned in credits
Wait, Hotbid was there? I never saw him on stream.
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>>180138858
adelaide what are you doing for Sings birthday?
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>>180139080
he benches 280, has a vid on his twitter
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>>180139173
what do you call this body type /d2g/?
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>>180139094
>>180139080
he got really into running around the same time i did, which was why i remember it.
Sad to see he couldn't stay on it, i can do 20 min 5k now.
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Anyone else think GodZ is on estrogen?>
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>>180139191
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>>180139190
I rate it memes/10
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>>180139205
I think he decided to go to the EG house early, and that's pretty near the Summit house. He's there for free food
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>>180139313
Ken Chen is a producer for BTS. He created all the sketches and competitions and whatever that were shown during downtime. He also does general event organisation stuff. He doesn't do front-of-camera personality stuff anymore though.
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Open qualifiers when?
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>>180139313
He came up with all the funny content
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>>180139315
i dont know what to do tbqh
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>>180139328
280k dollars you mean?
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>>180139420
fuck that sucks, I loved hotbid interviews back in the bw/sc2 days
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>>180139190
>no reddit teams except for NP
>breddy gud "talents"
>best memes in a while
>slavs being the absolute madmen
9/10 easily
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>>180139313
Cmon man, it's the Summit. Of course HotBid is there. I think he was the producer for the filler content
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>>180139457
Killing yourself would be a good start, Mermelaide.
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>>180139313
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>>180139479
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Blooper reels.
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wtf i hate china now
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>it's over
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>Open Quals start on the 25th
ESPORTS SOON DOTARDS DON'T KILL YOURSELVES YET
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TI7 open quals start in 4 days
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>Universe literally physically struggling to make a sad face
guess that's what being the highest earning Esports player of All time does to you
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>>180139556
fenrir is /not my guy/ anymore
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>>180139556
umm dotards?
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>>180138592
Khezu is that you?
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g-guys.. what now?
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>>180139573
Just like shitrekt's chances at a ti invite lmao
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>>180139654
nah we could use some thinning of the herd
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that was memes
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>>180139274
>implying Fly doesn't work out
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>>180139389
based fucking lacstoeetetehehe
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What's the plan between now and TI open qusl now boys?
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Just carried a courier feeding manchild + 3 angry teammates to victory to win my double down match
fucking AMAZING
2.7k life is hard
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TI4 EU HUB
The summit 7
TI5 EU HUB
Any other "hey don't kill yourself yet" tournaments?
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>>180139702
Masturbate and sleep?
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>>180139659
doubt his earnings beat that of flash, jaedong, boxer, or faker
most prize winnings though
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https://clips.twitch.tv IntelligentDifficultBunnyBrokeBack
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f-fuck.. why's ppd so cute?
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http://www.dota2.com/international/announcement/
http://www.dota2.com/international/announcement/
HAPPENING
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Can't wait until /ourguy/ singsing stomps through the qualifiers
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>>180139757
These threads are dead as fuck already. Anymore thinning and it'll just be you left anon
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http://www.dota2.com/international/announcement/
http://www.dota2.com/international/announcement/
http://www.dota2.com/international/announcement/
http://www.dota2.com/international/announcement/
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>>180139868
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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GET FUCKED SECRETSHITTERS
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>try hard
>try REALLY hard
>even then you can only drag it to game 5
>get bamboozled and ban io/riki
>"well it's a carry sven so we can pick these to go agai-"
>it's a support sven
>lose
How is he feeling right now?
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>PPD just casts or does talent work on the odd occasion
>Asks clear and concise questions getting decent responses
>Funny without constantly bringing up memes from 2012 or gay innuendos
>not invited to the major
sure looking forward to my ld nahaz purge godz panel at ti thanks valve
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>>180139868
OH SHIT
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SAY MY NAME
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>>180139792
new PC on tuesday
breath of the wild 1480p , dota 120 fps and 4k shitpost soon my brother
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6 DIRECT INVITES
IG
OG
EG
VP
NEWBEE
LIQUID
SHITREKT BTFO
NP BTFO
REDDIT BTFO
NOXVILLE BTFO
NAHAZ VINDICATED
VIDEO GAMES
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POOPEY ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>gulag loves posting memes about how sharteezy rubberbands on EG and fat fuck stealing millions and Puppey vs EE and Digital Cucks and baffling scientists-man with the huge ego kicking Cloud9 players and other scadenfreude about dotard "drama"
>BTS turns it all around with the behind the scenes of Remember When Kicked and shows how the players dont give a fuck at the end of the day
>they're all chummy about it, so much so they can make a skit mocking it aand hang out in a nice house in sunny Cali and play games and have fun because they're all pro dotards together
>we're still here shitposting on a mongolian sewing forum about them trying to vicariously live through them
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>>180139457
did you tell him happy birthday?
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>OG invited
WTF
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>Planet Odd NA qualifiers
What a fucking joke
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>planet bundles in NA qualis
Secret will breeze through EU qualis
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>>180139964
>AND don't get direct invite
Holy shit, add that to the wound and tell me, /d2g/.
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>OG invited
lmao 16th place losers
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>>180139868
No surprises here
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Rooting for VP and Liquid to win TI. Whose teams are you guys rooting for?
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>Vacuums your entire team out of a TI invite and into the dumpster
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>>180139984
THE PROFESSOR
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>18 teams, two dropped in the round robin
OH SHIT BOYS
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>>180139870
He will stomp until finals and then intentionally feed, because he is no longer pro-doter :^)
Like he did at last quals as BEAN team
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>>180139868
>THE ABSOLUTE BANANA REPUBLIC OF SHITREKT
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>South America Winner
for what purpose
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>tfw no more meme videos
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>european bulls cucking the america qualifiers
lmao, based misery
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>>180140075
Yeh
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Regionals
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>>180138196
This girl looks so much like my ex. I miss her terribly. I want to die.
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>>180139958
>tfw GOOD teams got invited
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>EIGHTEEN TEAMS
>TWO GROUP ROUND ROBIN
>TOP 16 MOVE ON TO MAIN STAGE
WHERE'S MY SWISS STAGES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>180140119
Is too early for me to bandwag... I mean, root for any team.
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>>180139958
Was Valve really waiting for the Summit to end to see if Secret was worth inviting or not? Thats pretty funny
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>Invictus Gaming
>Invictus Gaming
>Invictus Gaming
>Invictus Gaming
>Invictus Gaming
>Invictus Gaming
lmao
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>>180139868
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>SA
>only 4 teams invited to regionals
why the fuck do they have their own qualis again?
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>>180139971
He's not invited to 1st parties because he is CEO of EG
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>china gets 3 slots for qualifiers
FUCK ICEFROG
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>>180140221
shes cute, what happened?
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PLANET NUMALE GOING INTO THE FUCKING QUALIFIER, THANK YOU BASED VALVE
>BUT MUH 2ND PLACE AT TI6
GET FUCKING REKT YOU FUCKING NUMALE KEKS HAHAHAHAH
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>>180140140
wait he has a team for qualifiers ?
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>>180139938
>WAITING MINUTES AFTER SUMMIT FINISHES TO ANNOUNCE INVITES
>SECRET DOESNT MAKE IT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUK U U RAT FUCKS BANNIGN HANDICAPS HAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>why SA
>retards already forgot they BTFO Secret
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/our guy/ is streaming
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>Chinks get 3 qualifier spots
>SEA gets 3 qualifier spots
what the fug
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So lets me get this straight
In the last 30 days we have had : new patch, treasure 2, liquid winning, based nahaz win again, best summit in a while, western confirmed winning TI7 ...
Is this the best time to be dotards
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>>180140319
She hates faggots who blog after esports ;_;
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China qualifiers look exciting
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>>180140343
Probably the gorgc whatever stack
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>Nahaz turned out to be 100% right
When are people going to show the professor of dota the respect he deserves?
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>>180140321
let's be real here they are gonna breeze thu the quali anyway
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>>180140119
Shitquid will choke, due to shitters like Matumbabad and shitracle
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why the fuck does SEA get 3 spots ? looking forward to seeing Theeban at TI but really
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why the hell does SEA get 3 qualifier spots and EU only gets 2? I hate that whole "b-but CIS is part of Europe" thing
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>2 invites to china
>Despite the fact they can't justify 1
thinking
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HOLY SHIT NO WILDCARDS THIS YEAR HOW WILL SWINDLE STAY RELEVANT?
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>wings grand finals game four draft
rip in pepperonis
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GUYS.
EIGHTEEN (18) FUCKING TEAMS.
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>>180140523
sea doesn't have any direct invite this year, eu got 3
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>>180140514
SEA is the biggest DotA region next to China
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wew nice game
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>2 invites for china
>3 qualifier spots for china
how is this shit fair?
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>>180140595
only 16 at main event tho, south america BTFO
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>>180140539
CoL just needs to get through the NA qualis :^)
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The last time I played Dota was WC3 around the time Batrider was released. I tried Dota2 but after getting used to HoN's speed it felt really sluggish and unresponsive. I still follow most tournaments. Anyone else not really play the game but interested in the scene?
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>>180139658
would you lick the cream off her face when she gets messy anon?
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Who's going to be on SingSing's team for TI dotards?
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>>180140653
Bow down to the yellow master race, gweilo. They will get btfo this year and STILL next year get all the invites.
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EE is guaranteed to qualify for TI7 right?
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>>180140670
i-I never doubted nor insulted you b-based professor.
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>>180140670
THE PROFESSOR
>>
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>>180140743
I'd rather him than Planet Odd
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Did I miss singsing's stream today ?
You had one job adelaide
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>>180140653
>>180140739
>region thats won half the TIs and won the most recent one gets lots of invites
shrug, what a mystery
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Qualifier invites are out.
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>>180140384
>streaming right after summit when everyone are tired and going to sleep
Its 06:10 am there btw
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Holy shit the EU qualifiers look like a breeze. Even SEA looks harder.
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DOTARDS I AM BACK FROM MILITARY SERVICE AND WHO THE FUCK IS ADELAIDE
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>>180140670
based Nahaz, that south african cuck completely BTFO
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>>180140119
I would like to see Liquid beat EG in the finals
I'd also like to see Faceless do well, a classic SEA dota top 4 placement would be nice.
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MEN
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>>180140831
>SA is literally a free 200k dollars
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>>180140869
my personal cumdump
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>>180140782
wtf
he's not streaming today
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Told ya
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>>180140869
Singsing's biggest fangirl(boy) from Australia
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>>180140837
The majority of zai's fans are cute underage Chinese girls
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>>180139868
>SEA gets three places
>FIVE (5) chink teams
>NA and EU have to share their qualifiers with sub regions
wtf, why?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WuR5GCqcgo
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>>180140869
Ban evading avatarfag that should be reported on sight
>>
SO THIS TI IS ANOTHER CHINA SHIT LIKE TWO YEARS AGO???i dont remeber who won last TI, china or non-china?
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Zai stream is super comfy right now. Artour and Sumail arguing in the TS
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>>180140938
S-Sorry I doubted you.
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How did you find your group of friends to play with, /d2g/?
>Level 25
>No group to play with
>Pub matches consist of mexicans
>No communication anyway
>Same heroes picked every game
When does it end?
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https://twitter.com/Liquid_Miracle
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>>180140670
>Cuckville btfo
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>>180141014
True
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>>180141059
based retardbro
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>>180140094
>>180140084
NA looks harder than EU
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>>180140770
og tl vp
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>>180141059
odds is non-china
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>>180141059
Even TI = China
Odd TII = Not-China
its the law of the dotard universe
>>
>TS7 finishes
>anime avatar sluts suddenly appear
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>>180141049
adelaide is a janitor
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>Europe and NA only get two slots
>China gets 3
>SEA gets 3
Literally what the fuck? Valve is literally giving China and SEA fucking CHARITY with this format.
The regions with the best teams should have the MOST SLOTS. NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND
What the FUCK
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>>180141029
SEA should not have gotten 3, only TNC +1 deserve to go to TI.
China has a p competitive field but only in the mid bracket they have 0 top 3 teams this year imo.
SA is a meme that reddit has harped on about
EU quals are literally the weakest shit EVER.
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>>180141140
VP is CIS
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>>180141081
is that envy on the wyvern? he's not in europe?
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>>180140484
stfu yurocuck, DC, CoL and NP will man handle them
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>>180141138
that's because it is
EU got 3 invites so the good teams are secret and mouz
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This is the current roster of Prodota, team invited to EU quals...
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>>180141205
Even if I believed that it doesn't make it less true
>>
SEA is the real winner.
Faceless and TnC are guaranteed and one team between CG and Mineski will get to the main event
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Alright which one of you dotards wants to party with me in the Champion's Cup and win TI7?
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>>180141228
All the GOOD EU and US teams got direct invite
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>>180141108
I'm not called a solo ranked warrior for nothing
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>EU Winner
Secret
>EU runner up
Mouzchads
>CIS winner
Vega
>China winner
IG.V
>China runner up
LGD.FY
>China third
LGD
>SEA winner
Faceless
>SEA runner up
TNC
>SEA third
Clutch
>NA winner
NP
>NA runner up
Planet Numale
>SA winner
SG
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Singsing is going to win TI7
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>>180140319
It just didn't worked out. I was struggling very heavily with depression so all I wanted to do was stay inside cuddling/having sex/watching movies (she said she didn't mind and liked it but I felt like absolute shit because I couldn't do more to her since I was a neet at the time). She was also in the last year of high school and she got pressured pretty hard by her family to get into a good college to the point where she would lose her shit over the smallest things like me disliking a band she liked or me not agreeing with her on some politics stuff.
Eventually her stress and my sadness started eating us up to the point where we just decided it would be best for both of us to break up and maybe try to make it work later. We did try but it didn't last long regardless.
She was the only girl I've ever loved and been in a serious relationship with and to this day I can't feel anything towards other girls because they just seem boring and shallow, so I just fuck them occasionally to scratch that itch and feel like shit afterwards.
On the other hand it's been 5 years and she became a massive SJW (she's majoring in History in one of the most leftist universities in the country) and is already dating a pothead che guevara wannabe, so I guess I dodged a bullet. I am slowly getting over her, but I still miss the old her a lot.
And holy shit sorry for the wall of text.
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>>180141336
How is fanatic right now?
happy for my boy iceiceice desu
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>>180141332
Believe me I report him every time he does that shit for 2-3 months now
>>180141408
fnatic is auto disband after quals
>>
all i want for TI is for Planet Numale to get btfo
mason, EE, swindle, anyone
you do not get to pick that name and expect people to take you seriously and get away with it
>>
What if secret lose the qualifer
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>>180141228
NA should have an extra slot taken from SEA.
Name 1 (1) EU team that isnt secret that deserves to be at TI from the qualifiers.
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>>180141260
He's at the summit. Literally playing from the summit house right now.
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>>180141336
>Mineski
Mushi ain't going anywhere, Fnatic is taking that 3rd spot
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>>180141457
Mouz
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>>180141260
Zai lives at the EG team house
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>>180141452
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>>180141489
i'm talking about zai
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>>180140426
kek
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>>180141452
puppey starts HRT
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>>180141496
Febby/DJ will never work as a sup combo
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>>180141554
Oh, Zai is at the EG team house. They're gonna be bootcamping soon.
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>>180141452
Cyborgmatt will have to start buying his own food again
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Why is everyone counting out Alliance?
My boy Era bout to wreck the open qualifier
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>>180140670
Wat happened? Did someone get triggered by this?
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>>180141496
fnatic couldn't even get to Galaxy Battle vs all the T2 SEA teams. I don't know why they kicked Meracle for Ah Jit when they're essentially the same player
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>>180141583
I believe in mah boy DJ
>>
post unironic team rankings of the 6 invites:
1. EG
2. Liquid
3. VP
4. OG
5. Newbee
6. IG
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>>180141452
DLF
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>>180141631
He left KALLE. He's as good as dead to me
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>>180141450
whats wrong with Planet Odd? am I missing a reddit reference or something?
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>>180141631
Because everyone else on the team sucks
Era also sucks
>>180141670
Newbee over OG otherwise I agree
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>Wheels Wrecking While Whistling
lul
>>
>no secret invite
This is the power of Dotards...
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>>180141659
All the other shittier statsmen bullied Nahaz for him saying Liquid deserved an invite as much as the other teams
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>>180141669
Febby could not handle 5 and cucked DJ into the role despite DJ being the bigger playmaker
It's just too disfunctional
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>>180141670
>eg
I wonder who could be behind this post
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>>180141670
OG
EG
Liquid
Newbee
VP
IG
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>>180141754
if Secret won Liquid would've lost their invite desu
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>>180141670
>eg > liquid
>after liquid crushed them at epicentre
ebin
>>
Fnatic needs to get 343 back if they wanna qualify for anything
>>
>China got super team DK
>West copied with Secret
>China got the phenomenal meme team Wings
>West copied AGAIN with VP
baka
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>>180141717
>we're named Planet Odd because, like, we're so weird because, like, we're nerds and gamers, you know, like, so geeky
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>>180141670
EG just got dumpstered by liquid at epicenter. Delusional little murifat
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NA > CHINA > SEA > CIS > EU > SAfor qualifier quality
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>>180141826
>caring about honeypots
stupid shitter
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>>180141717
>>180141836
343 is Complexity's coach for TI
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>>180141810
>winless in the entire year
>Liquid has 3+1 champs
You're retarded.
>>
>>180141752
i hate poopy and suckret and even i think they got screwed here
IG is dogshit but gabe loves that chink moolah
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>>180140831
>CIS and EU are separate regions
>people still try to claim CIS teams as EU
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>>180141670
1. Liquid
2. VP
3. OG
4. Newbee
5. EG
6. IG
EG above any of the top 3 teams is faggotry. Sh1t, Shartour and Zairrhoea are too heavy.
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>>180141893
so what non honeypots has eg won
>>
Reminds that EG got a pity invite to make it more diverse.
>>
who wants to make a sea team with me?
>>
Imagine the shit storm it would had been if Secret won and didnt get invite lel
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>>180141810
>winning one lan would have let secret take an invite from a team with three lan wins
based retard bro
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>NA quals unironcailly more stacked than EU
How did this happen
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>>180142051
EU got two direct invites, NA only got one
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>>180142025
I'd have been more surprised if they would have gotten invited from winning a tier3 shit tournament
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>>180142051
because before it was eu+cis, look at CIS qualifier, its more stacked than EU
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>>180142051
more direct invites
alliance in shambles
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>>180142051
>stacked
in what possible way?
who's scary in that region? craplexity starring swindle "my euls" melonzz? planet numale who just lost to a chink team rolling shit lord?
i think NP and digital crapass win that going away
>>
Rate Singsing's team
>Gorgc
>Cancel
>TheCoon
>SingSing
>adelaide
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>>180141531
funny
>>
>>180142262
Second place is a toss up between DC and Numale. Envy would have to throw really, really fucking hard for NP not to sweep the NA quals.
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>>180141925
one eye on the streets
one eye on the titties
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>>180140678
Literally everyone in /d2g/ either doesn't play the game or they're 3k dumpsters
>>
>eu is already damage control
ready to lose another TI to NA and CIS bulls ?
>>
How mad is Poopey right now?
>>
>>180140831
Whatever happened to the gook squad MVP phoenix
Are they dead?
>>
>>180142280
>adelaide as the healslut ward bitch
Perfect
>>
>>180142280
just have team yarrak
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>>180142134
>tier 3
Say that to my face not online and see what happen
>>
>Zai confirms that RTC and Sumail do nothing but play CSGO all day
No wonder EG are dogshit
>>
Damn, I bet it feels so good seeing you got a direct invite. Locking in at the very least $100k.
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>yfw when Planet 'we're definitely NA' Odd won't make it out of NA qualies while EU qualies are one of the easiest ones in years
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hey NA tards,
the term you are looking for is "most competitive" , since your qualifier teams are all dogshit filler tier teams
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>>180142468
Im so fucking excited to see this dogshit team lose to MASON god and EE sama
>>
Why would Planet Odd play in NA when they could play in EU, aren't the EU qualifiers a billion times easier
>>
>>180141305
https://twitter.com/wykrhm/status/876628547439177729
he browses d2g?
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>>180142414
LMFAO
based Zai
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>>180142392
ded
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>>180142468
I will literally cum on Soe's face if that happens
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>>180142414
>you can only play dota for the rest of your life
Are you retarded?
>>
>>180142468
Numale aren't bad enough to lose to the Mason stack or fucking Swindelz
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>>180142512
Uh, they don't get to choose qualifier region...
>>180142517
most disgusting reddit subhumans do
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>>180142620
Yes they do
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>>180142608
>Not working hard and pubbing in the lead up to TI like /ourboy/ Zai-chan
>>
Really makes you think
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>>180142609
>doubting the legendary mason
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>>180142134
>implying LD isn't already running the scene
he enslaved tobi, the rest are child-plays
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>>180142561
based
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>>180142763
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>>180141114
>TB Profile Pic
confirmed my favorite player
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>>180142734
They still have 2 months left. That's plenty of time.
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>>180141631
Handsken is one of the worst """pro""" players in the scene rn, and surprise he's captaining Alliance for the quals
>>
Dont tell me you forget me anon
>>
Does EG have an Enchantress player?
>>
>>180141238
>>180141029
>SEA should not have gotten 3
They had 3 top 8 teams at TI6 and got no invites. Also Mushi might pull a good team out of his hat again (only to destroy it immediately after TI7 is over).
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holy fuck what a slut
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>>180142965
hope they make it desu
>>
>>180142986
Zai is Enchantress.
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>>180141138
That's what happens if the 2nd strongest EU-qualifier team plays in NA.
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>>180142965
Who is he playing with? Don't tell me he's playing with Singsing.
>>
>>180142965
I gotta admit I was scared it was kelly before opening
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>>180142965
funniest guy in the scene, 7 years and hes still doing the same joke
>>
>>180142468
>>180142510
>>180142561
O B S E S S E D
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>>180140653
Because they have a lot of good teams?
Do you want to invite some retarded all-female teams to have equal gender representation as well?
>>
I think the qual format has a lot to do with determining qualifying teams. If it's a groupstage followed by double elim from seeding in grp stage, then it's really anyone's game and I can see DC, PO and even coL taking the spot away from NP.
Quals are lit, I'm so excited
>>180142995
bye fren
>>
>>180142995
>gif
get with it grandpa
>>
>>180143294
Team Freedom is stronger than complexity. All they have to do is protect their mormon kid in the first 15 minutes to prevent tilting and they will easily be top 2.
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>>180143261
>china
>good teams
tell me when they win a non chink lan
>>
>no Korean team
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>>180142965
fuck you, liquid will win TI7
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>>180140831
>SA is its own region
why though
>>
>>180141670
VP
Liquid
OG
EG
Newbee
IG
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>>180142995
>WR
but she's pure
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>>180143619
Not once I'm done with her she's not
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>>180143519
SA is a huge audience
TI is a marketing scheme
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>>180142730
Should play in SA then.
>>
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Is it finally his year? Will he finally get to retire?
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>>180143721
Icefrog nerfed IG. They're much weaker this patch then last. I don't think he can do it this year.
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>>180143714
LC's such a thirsty cumslut
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>>180143714
>innies
Perfect
>>
>>180143379
Yeah, so about those all-female teams. Do the Russians still have some of those?
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>CIS and EU separate
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>>180143721
Liquid would have won against iG if it wasn't 7.05 meme respawn and epic 40+ min game. Fuck them.
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>>180143924
>CIS didn't get 2 slots over EU
>>
why does bulba wear an x games flatbilled hat and act he likes hes too cool for school?
>>
>get so bullied they steal your twitter acc so you have to create bulbadota_
where did it all begin anyway
>>
>>180144013
>all 8 cis teams are esport organizations
>EU has random teams like danish bears,crescendo, 4 protect 5 and battlecuck winner
>somehow EU gets 2 slots and CIS 1
What were they thinking?
>>
>>180144251
why in the fuck couldn't he have just made it like bulbadota2 or bulba_dota, something less retarded
>>
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>>180140869
My wife
>>
Does somebody have the final hero graph with all the ones VP picked?
>>
>>180144415
making it easy mode for team secret
>>
Is abed cuter than sumail?
>>
so you might as well reshuffle or disband if you're secret and somehow doesn't manage to qualify, right?
>>
how do I enter the pro dota scene? not good enough to play but interested in events and maybe casting
>>
>Newbee and iG invited
>LFY not
what the fuck?
>>
>>180144890
I don't think you're asking it in the right place
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>>180144890
nepotism, you gotta get friendly with the right people
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>Puppey unironically spent a first phase ban on RIKI in the final game of the Grand Finals
my fucking GIGAsides have been vacuumed into another dimension
>>
>>180144962
>inviting the washed up shitter known as "Super"
"No!"
>>
>>180141238
>SA is a meme that reddit has harped on about
t. shitrekt fancuck
>>
>>180144890
How good are your bjs?
>>
>>180145118
Go back favela-san
>>
>>180145069
If you've just begun to watch, wait until it gets better
>>
>>180145118
>i share a thread with unironical south amerimonkeys
bad feeling
>>
>>180145069
Honestly, has any team been more /ourguy/ than VP?
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>>180144890
you could always go the Slotherina-route if you've got the looks and the jaw for it
>>
no wildcards this year?
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Who the fuck looked at these qualifier invites and thought "Wow, we should give EU 2 slots and CIS 1 slot"? It should be the reverse. None of those teams save for Secret are TI-worthy.
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>tfw Solo looks like Yuri from Fargo
>>
>>180145843
Mouz alone is more tiworthy than any of the trash on the right
>>
>>180144890
you'll do it for free, you'll be stuck casting SA/SEA games in the middle of the night, and you will NEVER cast at TI unless you become best friends with LD, Godz, or Tobi.
>>
>>180145585
nope
>>
>>180145843
>All this time the reason why EU qualifier was stacked because they shared teams with CIS
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>180145219
>Le SA is le free win
>MUH EU BULLS SHOULD HAVE 10 TI SLOTS
and SG wasn't the best SA at time, just better drafters
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>>180145347
She doesn't even have the looks really, her face is doughy and shapeless
>>
Hey guys I want to play ES what do I do with him gimme tips
>>
>>180146282
Damn ppd is transitioning?
>>
anyone else think ppd looks like a cute version of griffin mcelroy.
>>
>>180146331
PPD new investment.
Clonning
>>
>>180146319
land your boulders, usually max fissure then get bots so you can push lanes with sof really hard
>>
>>180146282
I wonder if her pusy is as doughy as her face
>>
>>180146047
Mouz hasn't done anything this year.
>>
>>180146282
she wasn't doughy back then
>>
>>180146226
aww look at him he thinks he's people
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>>180146552
Is soe the only person in esports that isn't getting fatter over time?
>>
>>180146628
Black
Blitz
Bdiz
>>
>>180146670
I worry for Black because he's pre-anorexic, face is so gaunt and his legs/arms have no fat on them
>>
>>180146542
what have the other teams on the left or right done this year?
>>
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We all know SingSing is going to claim one EU Qualifier spot so who is going to get the other one?
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>>180146597
>Implying I am not North American
>Implying I don't enjoy triggering Yurocucks
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>>180146795
Didn't he have some dangerous medical condition?
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>>180146282
>>180146552
based Peter dumping that shit like hot coal when it started getting doughy
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>>180146795
>>180146967
Yeah he got super skinny because he had fucking cancer. He doesn't have an eating disorder.
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>>180146670
Good point, it's more of a caster thing
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>>180146995
Meanwhile Ppd been working out. He was looking thin at The Summit.
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Gave singsing $300 on stream for his birthday!
remember to always cheer for /ourboy/
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>>180147120
link twitch clip u cuck
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>>180146282
>>180146552
>>180146995
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>>180147120
I want to impregnate you adelaide
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>>180147219
uhm dotard? I told you he was streaming, I do it in most threads. If you refuse to watch /ourest/ of guys that is your fault
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>>180141791
>OG
Can't wait for TNC to fuck everyone's predictions again.
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Who's singsing's team for TI?
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>>180147219
Sing hasn't streamed today retard
That's not even banevade, I can tell that and I hate the fuck, it's someone pretending to be retarded for (You)s
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>>180147321
wtf
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https://twitter.com/Blitz_DotA/status/876628474785447936
well I guess that settles it
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>>180142965
WTF is that thing SPOILER THAT SHIT
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>>180147575
based Valve
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>>180146442
Earth Spirit
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>>180147402
>un plug modem
>suddenly ban is gone when you plug it in
nice meme
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>>180147575
I feel bad for Planet Odd
Play all year with 4/5 of original roster
Don't get TI invite
Have to go against Freedom, coL, NP, DCjust kidding fuck these guys for making us call them by this fucking bullshit I hope cncc knocks them out
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>>180147402
>singsing hasnt streamed today
t. non platinum patron member.
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>>180147575
lmao EU faggots tried to dodge NA what a time to be alive
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>>180147847
W33 unironically loses mid to CCnC in pubs, we're gonna be fine. no one is going to be pronouncing that name at TI7
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>>180147402
Everyone's complicit for enabling this faggotry. Place is literally worse than reddit
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I never found ppd cute until this summit. Just the way he sat, talked and carried himself was so attractive.
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>>180147575
KEK where's that shitter now who said they could choose region?
Planet NuMale on utter suicide watch
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>>180147575
>wasn't our choice
BASED
FUCKING
VALVE
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>>180147575
>Swindelzz: Go play in EU opens
lmao Kyle thinks his dogshit team has a chance of beating DC is Numale leave
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>>180147962
>We live in a world where it is possible that the official dota announcer could have a sound file that says, "Planet Odd are the DotA 2 International champions!"
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>mfw swindlezz has no twitter verified acct but zfreek does
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europe is in absolute fucking shambles
2 invites and 2 qual slotsand they are about to unironically have only one team in top 8
what a time to be alive when american, slav, and SEA dota are the strongest scenes
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>>180148163
Honestly now they're all at the team house including Jimmy and have 343 coaching them they have a good shot of pulling it together
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>Kyle will never let his brother go and let him go on to achieve dotard greatness
he should learn from fucking Yawar.
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>>180148397
>mercenary jimmy who gets super complacent when hes put in good conditions (see EG, Fnatic)
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>wake up
>its singsings's birthday
happy birthday :3
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>>180148397
As long as Swindelz is an active player on that roster they aren't going to TI
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>>180148359
I wouldn't call SEA a strong scene
I'm not even sure if TnC is tier1 (well maybe they are...I think they are...I don't know) because fL, fnatic, CG, Mineski, etc definitely aren't
while NP and PO are straddling T2-T1 and DC is definitely T2
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>>180148473
it is jimmy's burden, curse, but also blessing to wander endlessly, leaving better teams and regions in his wake
nobody knows if this is the life he chose, but it is the life he's living
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>>180138296
can we take purge out of the OP, I was new to dota after ti6, and he says so much objectively wrong shit it irks the shit out of me, d2g shouldnt shill his shit website.
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>>180147120
wtf leave my husbando singsing alone
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>>180148727
Post dotabuff
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does anyone have a vid of the post win VP team interview? i missed it
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>>180148545
Hey Kyle has been to 3 majors and two TIs (kinda), he's perfectly capable of dropping items and getting them destroyed on the big stage
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Remember to play Dark Seer if you're new. He's the easiest hero in the game, and no amount of nerfs have stopped him from being overpowered as fuck.
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>>180148735
dotard! lets just share [:
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Wait, Secret didnt get an invite but Shitquid did? What happened?
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>>180148861
It was lil who destroys swindlezz hopes at ti, now that i think about it
VP really are /ourguys/
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>>180147120
>>180148735
uhh, Adelaide?
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>>180148991
>liquid
>won 3 lans in 6 months
>secret
>won 0 lans in 6 months
Gee i wonder
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>>180148991
Did you not watch Secret throw away an easy win today?
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>>180148887
NO singsing is a pure monogamist man
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>>180139348
fat ugly jew
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>>180148991
Well "shitquid" won Epicenter and two Slavladders in the last six months and Secret won.... uh...
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How much will navi pay to get to the ti?
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>>180149342
They're gonna break up before TI.
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>You will never breed with a Princess
FeelsBadMan
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>>180149581
I will breed her to my mount
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>>180149235
all you are is just a side chick ;)
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>>180149746
>Being cucked by a horse
This is a new level of cuckoldry even for EU
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EVERYBODY QUICK HOW DO I PLAY EARTH SPIRIT
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>>180149758
I dont have to listen to this.
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why are there two adelaides now
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>>180149929
You first become Jerax.
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>>180150035
there is the door right over there
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>>180149929
Start with oov and gank mid. Fail and lose game
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>>180149929
>roll into their tower
>die
>never pick ES again because you are not Jerax or tims
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>my boy Burning got an invite
nice
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>Pugna got cucked today
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Adelaide?
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>>180150662
never
ever
just like artour
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is this love live general
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>>180150945
yea ur in the right place
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animeNEETs need to be gassed
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>tfw anime posters come back after esports
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>wings not in direct invite
i haven't followed dota 2 in a while
someone give me a rundown?
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>>180151356
Memes burn bright but fast
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>>180151356
team no longer exists after the chink dota cartel decided to exile them
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>>180151356
the old Wings left the organization, like an Ad Finem thing and then they disbanded into other teams
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Sydney?
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Fucking christ I leave for an hour and the general devolves to this shit. I'm out, see y'all at the TI quals.
Word of warning for the people who are actively trying to fuck the generals up: /lolg/ get their threads deleted because of waifu spam. If you want that to happen to us then keep ruining it for the rest of us.
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>>180151931
>waifu spam
singsing is a husbando, and he is pure.
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Will my boy funnik go to ti?
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does Tiago still post here?
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>>180152137
no u offlane nigger
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>check d2g to discuss the ti7 invites
>it's a adelaide spam his shitshit episode
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>>180152638
>going to /d2g/ on singsings birthday
lmao@urlife
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I've got him in my sites lads
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>>180152609
B-but he is the follower of Moon and a high priest
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>>180152761
who
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>>180152761
DONT PULLY MAKI!kill NICO instead
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>>180152916
this
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Gulags, does anyone know the option/hotkey for making your hero turn in place? Like not move anywhere?
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reminder to sit up straight and stay hydrated dotards
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is eg liquid gonna be the new classico?
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WE DID IT
>60 minute game
>playing core silencer
>ahead most of the game, the enemy lifestealer is a concern though
>gets a few pickoffs
>suddenly our enigma disconnects
>his friend texts him
>ISP issue
>pause
>enemy continually unpauses and tries to take high ground 4v5
>win the fight
>defend more
>win another fight
>push their high ground and rekill the troll and LS
>win 4v5
thanks for blog
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>>180153978
I'm proud of you son
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>>180153756
wrong, smelly dotards need one thing, a good washing.I invoke...DEAFENING BATH
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Pugna is the most fucking cancer hero ive played against in a long fucking time.
2 games in a row against a pugna spammer with over 500 games. And pugna is fucking broken as shit. Why the fuck does decrepify have a 1.5 second down time and 0 movement speed penalty for allies? Pugna just uses it on himself either blinks or runs the fuck away, and if u have no escape blinking point blank decrp blast ult will kill you. Why the fuck is this hero so fucking fast, and have fucking unkillable spell on less than 2 second cd. Pugna fags need to be gased
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>>180152685
but you're on /d2g/..
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>>180153832
No, VP EG or VP OG
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>>180153978
Core silencer is amazing and never gets played
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>>180152638
>ti7 invites
But there's nothing to discuss except apologizing to Nahaz
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>>180154517
How can one guy be so based?
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>>180154492
Nigga please, won myT5Battlecup with one
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>queue for All Pick
>get Captain's Mode
>requeue for All Pick
>Captain's Mode again
What the fuck.
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>>180154071
;__; thanks dad
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>>180153978
>the enemy lifestealer is a concern though
did you get Aghs? seems like that would vaporize him
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>>180154583
they don't call him Professor Nahaz for nothing
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>>180154620
Either way gratz but like on the comp scene outside of VP and what ever team illidan stormrage plays on
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>>180154696
I did, it didi made a mistake though and bought skadi so I'm not sure which attacks were glaves and which were skadi
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>>180154793
Midone likes it
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>>180154640
dota 2 has a shitty client
what do you want it's a beta
entitled af
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QUALIFIER PREDICTIONS
>China
LGD
LFY
CDEC
(Really activated my almonds)
>SEA
TNC
FL
Fnatic
>NA
DC
CoL (So we can have Jimmy BTFO N0skill again)
>SA
SG
>EU
Secret
Mouz
>CISNavi
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>>180155221
>DC
>not NP
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>>180155373
Only if fata doesn't shit the bed
They found a way around envy with putting him on a braindead, beefy hero and letting him be autist while aui carries the game
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>>180154640
retard
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>>180148634
>I wouldn't call SEA a strong scene
lmao, put any NA team in the SEA qualifier and I fucking bet none of them would even come out at 1st or 2nd.
SEA's meta is different from NA and has always been fucking NA's ass in any major. (ex. TNC vs EG / TB / DC)
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>>180154802
Skadi isnt a uam tho is it
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>>180156906
just learned that actually
neither is glaves, they're really trying to remove UAM's from the game from the look of it. it's just am and OD now
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>people actually thought OG wasn't getting an invite
Hope someone screenshotted when I said it's completely pointless to even argue since they were getting it 100%.
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>all last year muricans boasted about Planet Odd getting top 2 at TI
>USA USA
>now it looks like they might not make it they pretend they were EU all along and hate them
lmao
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>>180157192
>heh, hope someone got a screenshot of my post so obvious even noxville could predict it
nice going champ
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>>180157192
>implying anyone who is not under the age of 12 saves the "screenshot this" meme
you fucking twitch mongoloid
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>>180157349
people honestly believed they weren't getting it after the poor performance outside majors.
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nothing more boring than a ~20 minute stomp
valve needs to fix matchmaking
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>>180157404
lol i swear i finish a game and see posts like this that make me think it was my game they were playing ingl loser :invokerkisseyface:
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SEA BLOWN THE FUCK OUT, Thank god Valve are inviting based off performance and not by fucking region.
Also VP are based as fuck for winning the Summit like this and deserve a lot of respect.
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>>180157403
but winning all those fucking majors was like an auto invite in the first place
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>>180157551
>SEA BLOWN THE FUCK OUT, Thank god Valve are inviting based off performance and not by fucking region.
>SEA get 3 spots
>BTFO
are you retarded anon?
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>>180157551
SEA still gets 3 spots at TI anyway
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>>180157591
>>180157592
knew they would take the bait. always do.
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>china has 5 slots
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>180157592
>>180157591
They've always had 3 spots, Point is Valve isn't just forcing an invite from the SEA region because they feel obliged too like previous times.
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>>180157628
>I was only pretending
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>>180157628
I was only pretending to take the bait
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>>180157551
VP was the next best thing by default. There weren't any better teams in the Summit to begin with. I doubt they would've given the invite to Shitcret had they won it.
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>>180157738
>SEA gets 3 spots at TI
>SEA getting BTFO is an unironic post, and NOT bait
/d2g/ everyone
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I'm Nostradamus, and I predicted VP, Liquid, and Newbee in Top 3.
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>>180157872
>Newbee topping anything that isn't a honeypot
literally lmao
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>tfw you want to get the tip achievement but you can't get enough wins to tip enough people
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>>180157995
>doubting /our boy stralia/ Kpii
Fuck you.
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>>180158110
>australians trying to claim chinks
utterly pathetic
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>>180158225
>t. 2k mmr
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>our guy singsing is going to win a TI
We made it lads
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>>180158332
hah im 800 mmr you fucking idiot, shows what youknow
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How in the hell EU deserves 4 slots (2 invites+2 qualifiers) blows my fucking mind. No team outside of liquid+OG+Secret from there has had any kind of reasonable results in the past 4 months. Also,
>3 SEA qualifier slots
Fucking hell. The NA qualifier has 3 teams with recent quality performances at LANs and one of them isn't going to make it. EU or SEA should have been the ones paying for the SA qualifier slot, not NA.
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>>180158332
simply embarrassing
steve irwin is turning in his grave as we speak
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>>180157323
They wanted to play EU and Valve wouldn't let them anon.
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>>180155221
Ur wrong about chyna, EHOME will take one of the spots from LGD/LFY and make ACE buttblasted, NP will beat coL, TNC will throw vs Clutch and some weird tiebreaker shit will happen, Mouz will tilt hard as fuck in EU, and yeah NaVi will get CIS slot
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>>180158434
salty ameritard detected
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>>180158372B E A N E D
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>yfw singsing wins the dotabowl
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>>180158562
how can EHOME win if they can't scrim anyone apart from Shadow stack?
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>>180158434
Which 3rd NA team from the quals had a recent quality performance?
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>join game
>5 smurfs
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>>180158783
They're practicing SEA teams, pubbing a shitload etc. Its not the best practice but I'm like 80% sure they're better than any chyna team save Newbee
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>>180158562
For China there's no doubt that the LGD org. will rig the qualifiers so they win by being ACE
For SEA, TNC has been memedrafting (PL and Oracle) that worked so far for now and they have exotic strats that will BTFO the entire SEA
For NA, NP will be unstable so CoL has a chance now
For CIS, Navi will win it I can feel it
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>>180158783
Valve will make them win so they can make another movie on their story.
>banned by ace the big daddy in chinese dota
>no teams to scrim with
>didnt get invite
>scrape through qualifier
>win ti from lower bracket run after placing 16th in group stage barely avoiding elimination
Valve already made movies on a rus team, SEA team and western team. its time for a chinese true sight
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ya'll gotta stop tri laning mid this muslim boy or else
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>>180155221
CDEC shouldn't even bother since September can't get his visa
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>>180159136
some of you are alright, don't go to Key Arena in two months
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The best TI storyline would be Na'Vi and Alliance qualifying and getting eliminated in groups. Prove me wrong.
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Where can I watch the summit games with casting?
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>play with friends who are better than me
>get carried because they're better than me and I'm still learning
>play solo
>get my shit pushed in because now my MMR is inflated
well this is fun
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>>180159087
But the Fnatic true sight sucked
A TNC or Fnatic 3.0 true sight with subtitles would be better
>Kuku working hard for his family
>Tims being a hero at his province
>Raven BTFO of Mushi
>Theeban showing the full potential of SEA dota
>SamH is the I suppose
But they have strict training schedule I doubt TNC would show their scrims in public
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>>180159138
This is LGD org. m8 they will find a stand-infor the guy
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>>180159407
Dota's not a solo game anyway. If you aren't playing with your friends, you're doing it wrong and deserve to lose.
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>>180159407
dotards plz answer me everyyoutube video i have found has no casting
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>2 euro teams and 1 cis
>only 1 NA that barely has any american players
really makes me think... wow...
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>tfw no squidkid hero
dotards?
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>>180160040
we have kel snippity
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>>180140670
It's amazing how accurate he was, but what he did to Sheever is still inexcusable.
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>>180158562
Now i want ehome to win just for the drama
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>>180141670
>1. EG
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Is anyone playing right now? I'm playing Rubick tonight and I'd like a group to support.
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>>180160040
neither a squid nor kid
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>>180159407
At least you don't have my life:
>still don't have an MMR listed on my profile
>it won't populate no matter how much I play
>literally all of my matches are against 100+ account level players who do nothing but play dota
>lose every single match because I'm barely level 7 and still don't know how half the fucking game works
>continue to be matched against teams of players with magnitudes more game time than me
>never once play AGAINST anyone my level
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>>180159792
>barely has any american players
there are no american players in the current eg
translator's note: terrorists aren't american
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>wake up
>VP won
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAI left after game two, how were the last three games?
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>>180161127
hilarious
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>>180161127
Full of memes
They picked sven and when secret countered they got carry am and sent sven to supp
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How come the casters section is inaccessible in the battle pass? Is it too late to predict?
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>>180161454
No, it's too early to predict it.
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>>180152761
kill all animeshitters please
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It's amazing that Dota 2 has literally no smurf account detection. I mean, I'm benefiting from it because I get to utterly rek new players who can't even find the secret shop, but it's still amazing that Valve just doesn't seem to care.
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>>180161639
sure thing kiddo stay where you belong
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>>180161639
free to play game
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why are you guys still playing?
dota 2 will be functionally dead within a couple years
valve will continue to bury it in cosmetics and horrible balance patches until its players disappear
just like tf2
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>>180161880
Why do anything when we will all die at the end?
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>kpii interview after winning Galaxy Battles
>So who do you think are the strongest team that came out in this tournament?
>I think the strongest ones are Vici and TNC, but I think TNC is a bit stronger and they beat us last time so we wanted to beat them more.
>no mention of Planet Cuck
lmao the amount of the disrespect that Planet Numale's getting are off the charts.
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>"core" items
Anybody who thinks items can be core are sub-2k trash.
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>>180162358
exactly, that's why I buy arcane boots on tinker
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>>180162358
Yeah, thats why peoplewell, just that one anon in heredoesnt think blink is core on axemaybe there are some other shitters who think so as well in here, idk
Do you think blink isnt core on axe? Hmm anon?
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>>180162403
>not going greaves for "free" mana and hp
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>>180162274
>Vici
>strong
????????????????
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>>180162562
It was kpii's opinion. They lost to Vici in the groupstages.
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>>180162478
>bringing up my post about the fact I COULD NOT GO BLINK ON AXE BECAUSE I DID NOT HAVE THE SURVIVABILITY
you fuckers need to learn to let things go
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>Pugna and Brood so bad, VP didn't even pick them
Truly the worst heroes
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>>180162274
planet who?
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>Battlepass level: 16,548
what the fuck
even if you're rich as fuck with money to burn, why the fuck would you do this
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>7.06F
New Aghs upgrade for Axe.
berserker's call now has vaccum effect. Higher level increases vaccum aoe.
There, I fixed Axe.
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>>180162714
china money
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>>180162698
pug who?
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>>180162714
>he hasn't seen the 61k points from that one player
lmao that's cute.
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>>180162617
NO!
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>>180162714
I just did the math. That's at least $6.7k worth of levels.
Man spending money on Steam levels makes more sense than this. At least your Steam level is kinda always there. This battlepass shit will expire and stop mattering after TI. What the fuck is he thinking?
>>180162790
>level 61k
I refuse to believe anybody is that wealthy and retarded.
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>>180161880
go back to plebbit starcrumpet
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>>180162714
>>180162923
WOW RICH PEOPLE EXIST??!?! UNBELIEVABLE!!!
Johnny Depp spend millions to blast his friends ashes out of a cannon and you're surprised someone buys video game levels? 7 thousand is nothing to these people. Stop being an impressionable child.
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>>180162923
Count that you can recycle shit ton of lvls also.
There is some arab that has 60k lvls and every rare hat in the game. Also he gives couple of hundred lvls to people on his friend list
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>>180161880
daily reminder the
>LOL YOU PLAY THE GAEM?!?! I ONLY WATCH
are the dead game shitters and if you truly like dota you will play it and watch the digital sports.
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>>180163175
B A S E Don what
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>>180139867
I dont think he should take his glasses off. He doesn't look normal without them
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MEN LIE
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man how the fuck do you climb when you've got people picking shit heroes, losing their lane and going mid to steal it from you
i don't have the dunking donuts effect, I know that I fuck up/don't play or farm well enough but how the fuck do I not tilt when I get a ticking bomb of a retard like that on my team?
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So if Navi don't even get through their easy qualifier, is it the end for our boy Danil Ishutin?
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>>180163472
Either learn ta or invo and just mute everyone and carry solo or pick someone like qop and move from lane to lane feeding your team. You should treat them as babies. They don't cry if they are fed and have diapers changed
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>>180163684
How do I control shit with Invoker? I guess I can farm well enough but it feels like I can't play the map like I do when playing TA orTinker
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>>180141670
1. VP (Can memedraft and win)
2. EG (Meta favors them the most)
3. Liquid (Can do really specific drafts at an excellent level)
4. Newbee (Same with Liquid but really predictable drafts)
5. IG (Agressive play style is still viable)
6. OG (Patch nerfed the fuck out of them, they will bomb again)
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>>180141670
VP = Liquid > EG > Newbee > IG > OG
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PPD has tear ducts when he takes off his glasses, the same kind of tear ducts itachi has
is he...our guy
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>>180164036
>VP = Liquid
LMAO I'd like to see VP do their meme draft and regret it after Liquid stomps them again.
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>won TI5
>got into one of the worst roster change, had to play Open Qualifier
>won TI6
>got fucked over by shitty Chink organization
Winning TI definitely brings bad luck no matter what you do. While still tier 1, EG been floating around top 3/4 in major LAN.
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>follow Zeus guide
>deal absolutely NO fucking damage to ANYTHING
>lose game because constantly hitting for pickles
How do you even play this stupid fucking hero?
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>russian """""comedy"""""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L51v-ZyQfo
why the fuck do so many people watch this underage cancer?
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>Implying our guy (bone7) wont win TI starting from the open qualifiers
Who /TUHO/
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>>180163845
You split until you are 25. Don't even bother joining fights before. Use ss every time you see your teammates fight. It deals ridiculous amount of dmg if you hit it on one person. If you have trouble doing combos practice them in demo
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Who's singsing's team dotards?
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>>180164554
le curse must be le real
or maybe it's just that one tournament win doesn't really mean anything
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>>180164554
that has been known since the times of TI4, later years only further confirmed the theory
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>>180141670
Why rate EG higher than Liquid after they lost 3-1 at a recent major LAN?
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Why do redditors hate on our guys Blizzard? Why don't they appreciate jewels of gaming like hots, hearthstone and overwatch?
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>>180165427
they make le funny posts on reddit/twitter and play funny music on stream, what more do you want?
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>>180165478
>summer posts
>>>/out/
>>
next esports when
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>>180165478
Valve are pretty jewy but I do think Blizz would be worse. And funnily enough the most alive out of any of those games is hearthstone
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>>180164886
>guys I read a guide and I didn't curbstomp
>this hero is fucking stupid
Oh man, what a question. "How do you play Zeus?" That's the thing: YOU don't. People who are good at Dota get to play Zeus. People who are shit (you) are the ward bitch and nothing else. Play a garbage piece of shit like Lion instead of taking a good hero from someone who knows how to use it, you absolute waste.
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DC will make it through NA right? wanna see /ourguy/ mason at another TI
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>When you are in the zone
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>>180164554
>only team to consistently do well at relevant TIs
oh no!
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>>180165651
Icefrog balances for the 1% of players. Blizzard balances for the masses.
Blizzard would have killed this game in the first year.
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>>180165651
I can't believe retards still throw this "jew" shit around when all that requires money is cosmetic shit while the whole game is free. 4chan will always be 4chan I guess.
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>valve mixed up the # of invites for CIS and EU West
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NEXT ESPORST WHEN
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>>180165843
no they didn't but keep being a retard please, it's amusing
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>>180165860
Open quals for TI, MDL, then quals HUB and TI itself.
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>medusa : i thought you'd last longer
>hero making fun of how ugly they are
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>>180165843
>SEA having 3 fucking slots
Even Chipenko can qualify to TI at this point
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>people still pick worthless heroes like Tusk, Naga Siren, and Monkey King
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>>180165884
All the good teams are CIS.
Secret isn't even EU, it's SEA.
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quick gulag which stream do I watch?
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>look at yesterdays matches
>vp actually did carry doom and won
wheres that faggot who said only utility doom is viable
i want to laugh at him
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wait, hol up. you're telling me there was a meta where Beastmaster, Lone Druid, NP & Ench were all tier 1 offlaners? take me back
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>>180165954
This game doesn't have worthless heroes.
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>>180165624
not for ages lad, MDL is July 5 but until then it's dry as fuck
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>>180166069
except he just listed three of them
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>ti4 eu hub was the greatest goat of all time
>ti4 na hub was awful reddit shit
>ti5 hub was awful reddit shit
>ti6 hub was awful reddit shit
>ti7 hub will be awful reddit shit
really would make some neurons fire if i had any left
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>>180166141
>bts is shit
yup thx for pointing it out
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>>180166141
>ti4 eu hub made by our guys
>other hubs copied by redditors
hmmm
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>>180165478
man I get angry at some of valve's decisions but I can't honestly name a single developer that would have handled this game better`
so fuck you valve but also thank you valve
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anyone know if you can still gain a normal mmr via playing enough int ranked games regardless of whether you have a phone number or not?
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>>180166276
you can't. reddit complained liked 2 days into the compendium about it
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>>180166304
fuck, thanks
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>>180166304
>reddit complains about le ebin phone number ranked shit
>all the problems of ranked remain but now you gave valve a phone number
is reddit the dumbest fucking community on the internet?
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Who's the easiest hero to play? It feels like Anti-Mage, but I want to be sure.
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>>180166615
nah with anti mage you'll need actual map awareness or you're just going to die like a retard or lose with no farm
my bet is on bloodseeker
>farm up a radiance
>doesn't matter if it's 18 minutes or 180
>put Q on yourself
>run down people
This hero plays itself
Not saying you'll win though.
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>>180166615
Bounty Hunter
>leech xp invis til 6
>literally do nothing but spam track from the backline and occasionally press Q or an item
>get carried
>team feels like you're doing a lot
>getting lots of info
>when in fact you're just out of position and the other guys are too dumb to buy detection
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>>180166615
AM takes a lot of finesse. Lich on the other hand, it's all coastin, whole game
>>
non-human gulagians or nhgs as they are known
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>>180166615
AM requires never once dying while playing smarter than the entire enemy team until you finally manage to get rolling. I'd say he's a medium-to-hard difficulty hero. If you can last hit, play Centaur. If you can't last hit, play CM.
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>>180165049
they are spanish
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>recently started playing dota again on my smurf (haven't played on main since 2015)
>playing a lot worse since game knowledge isn't anywhere near as good now that everything's changed
>feel the temptation to play on my main again and start playing ranked
>don't want to do it because having more hours on steam for my mmr (4k) is embarassing
>also want to do it anyway because fuck it
I can't make a decision dotards
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>3 slots from SEA
are you serious volvo
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>>180167309
gotta get the thirdies in
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>>180166362
power reddit possesses is incredible. they made a shitty voip program the biggest in 2 years.
whats worse is that in every single sub people parrot popular ideas to fit in.
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Who has the highest chance of qualifying from EU:
Secret
Mouz
Akke/EGM stack
Alliance
Loda's open qualifier stack
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>>180167549
Secret, this isn't even a question
It's a fucking insult the 2nd EU slot didn't go to CIS
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>>180167549
Secret>Akke Stack>Mouz>Alliance>Battle Cup Team>a sock>>>Loda Stack
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>>180167549
definitely secret, unless there's a massive choke of some kind
I don't even know who second place would be, honestly
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>>180167525
>they made a shitty voip program the biggest in 2 years.
?
i'm guessing you might mean discord
please elaborate on what alternatives exist
keeping in mind that vent and teamspeak cost $$$$ for servers!
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>>180167549
Is Loda forming an open qualifier stack? Seems like a strange thing to do after leaving a team he was already on right before TI qualifiers.
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>>180167635
Hes just an idiot, skype was on the way out and Discord not only was in the right place at the right time but had the contacts in the stream/esports community to push it up.
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>>180167549B E A N E D
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>>180167678
The NiP guys wanted to replace Loda with Era and that's why he really left. Kelly spilled the beans by writing a rant about the team not standing by Loda on twitter and deleted it.
>Next season I'll fking make sure we will get a team that would at least back my boy up when things get tough instead of ditching
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>>180167963
>Loda and Alliance make it seem as if he stepped down willingly, saving his dignity and their reputation
>Kelly just fucks it all up with one tweet
The gift that keeps on giving
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>>180167549
BeanBoys
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>>180167963
i tot Loda is the boss?
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>>180168006
Anyone got a saved copy of the rant?
>>180167601
AkkeStack is atrociously bad, they've been losing game after game against tier 4 teams.
Sing Stack from Kiev Qualifiers is just about Alliance-tier when they fuck around, if they play seriously they could actually get a spot at TI
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>>180167635
Why would you ever not use vent?
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What the fuck is the reasoning behind giving SEA three quali spots?
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>>180168151
It's been bloated shit for years ever since they were bought. Mumble is basically what vent used to be.
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>>180168127
He is one of the owners of the team but if he had stayed the others would have left Alliance pre-TI which is a PR disaster. This "Loda steps aside" was a much smarter arrangement though Kelly did her best to fuck it up. He's obviously planning to get the NiP boys out of Alliance in the post-TI reshuffle.
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>>180168304
They didn't get any invite
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>Bamboe is playing for some SEA team
>the Suomi and the other Neanderthal are playing for other teams
Who's SingSing going to stack with for TI?
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>>180168304
cuz most of the team better than EU and NA tier 2
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>>180168450
CWM
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>>180168450
attacker
cwm
bone7 maybe
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>>180168450
Is Cancel actively playing for some decent team or is he free to join Sing?
Also, Gorgc
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Holy shit EU qualifiers look fucking pathetic.
Even someone like singsing has a chance to qualify.
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>>180168132
That's what you get for having a team with Babyknight and Synderen as your captain
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>>180167635
>>180167706
upboated, based redditbros!!!
>>
ripping out 3k anuses with my veno jungle build
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How did EU end up being a region with 3 good teams and the rest being like tier 4 teams?
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>>180168646
I want to see B E A N B O Y S rip apart team secret operarting at maximum tilt
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Who the fuck would be willing to play with Loda aka. The Living Trash
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>>180168646
Let's not go that far, there is no way CWM/Sing/Arise/Paris types are qualifying. They're a tier below Alliance and Na'Vi even now
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>>180168727
quite a few of the good players are in NA right now
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>>180168450
>C-dog
kek i cant wait to watcch them be eliminated
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>>180168798
I cant believe you said that. I'm shaking in my booth.
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>>180168006
She's a fucking gormless gook and your typical singapork whore. Shameless and classless
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>>180168867
stfu kelly
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>>180168818
Yes, let's actually go that far.
Current form Alliance and NaVi are THAT bad, Sing/Arise/Gorgc/Cancel/CWM stack would be on their level
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Would beat Sing stack desu
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>>180168132
Both deleted now:
@kellymilkies
Next season I'll fking make sure we will get a team that would at least back my boy up when things get tough instead of ditching ye w/e
@kellymilkies
A simple "how are you" or "how is he doing?" would have been fucking great thank you.
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>>180168980
Don't forget that RotK and the best chinkstack support duo fy/fenrir just lost to Na'Vi too. Everywhere but NA is in shambles
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>>180169218
Why she dun know loda is shit now?
She never watch him play in tournament?
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>>180168338
>He's obviously planning to get the NiP boys out of Alliance in the post-TI reshuffle.
This probably will happen, and under normal circumstances it would be just fine, but the thing is: how many other, better Swedish players does Loda expect to be available? Kicking the NiP guys would mean kicking 4 of their 5 players, meaning they'd need three new ones with Loda returning. There's a 0% chance that s4 or Bulldog are coming back, EGM probably doesn't want to come back after being kicked again, Akke seems to have left Alliance for good...and are the ex-Horde guys really better than what Alliance have right now?
Loda's continued determination to have Alliance be an all Swedish team may end up biting him now that the top Swedish players are on better teams. If he really wants Alliance to be a top team again, either he somehow convinces s4 and zai to come play with him or maybe he accepts that the Swede stack idea is a thing of the past.
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>>180169325
You think she knows how to play dota?
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>>180169379
His OQ stack probably won't be all Swedish, we'll see in a few days.
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>>180169471
at least she know what caster say about her husband?
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>This guy and his aussie gf walk up to you and your children at the zoo with his camera in your face and tells you he's streaming to 6000 people on twitch
What do you do?
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>>180170094
take a pic with him
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>>180170094
take him to the rat cage where he belongs
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>>180170094
Say "Swedish cuck chat spam kappa 123"
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How did bulldog even manage to snag himself an aussie gf?
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>>180169123
Has Sing registered a stack for open qualis already?
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>Europe's third spot goes to Europe runner-up, instead of the winner of Europe runner-up v CIS runner-up bo3
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>>180170249
Dude is rich, famous, (somewhat) funny and doesn't look all that bad. The actual question is why it took him so long to get one.
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>>180170358
They want both Alliance (or any TI3 Alliance member stack) and Na'Vi for those viewers.
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>>180170249
thirsty streamer whores gun for him all the time. look at PPD, the guys a manlet and pulls all sorts of pussy from all these streamer chicks cos he loaded af
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>>180170274
Not yet
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>open bulldog stream to see what's this about
>that massive neckbeard stubble
Okay if this isn't /d2g/'s guy everyone's in massive denial
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>>180170358
Please, Na'Vi has low chances of making it, since CIS is likely to either have Empire/Spirit/Vega as winner. Europe is going to be Team Secret, with runnerup 70/30 Mousesports/Danish Bears.
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Your reaction when NA qualifiers are Swindle and Planet Numale?
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>>180170580
fuck off ledditor
hes is literally réddit: the person
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>>180170645
Swindlez and Demon aren't good enough to outplay Misery+Yurocucks or C9+MSS where it counts.
NA is by far the most predictable qualifier region.
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>>180170645
DC andFreedomhave already claimed the spots
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>>180170747
he's worse then leddit, he's twitch: the person
the lowest form of "life"
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>>180170747
>Guy says nigger every chance he gets.
>His argument when confronted was "is more racist if I can't say it"
I don't even like the guy but he's not reddit.
>>180170802 Yeah this is a more accurate description and probably the reason why I don't like him.
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>>180170751
wait wat?
Demon with Swindlez now?
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>>180170802
>tune into his stream quickly to see how it is
>he has these fucking donation messages on loudspeaker or some shit
Jesus does he walk into crowds like that
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>>180170645
Misery will get to TI, the streak must continue.
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>>180170846
Yeah after Jimmy got kicked from Onyx/DC he joined Col, he's playing 4. I like Demon and I think he's a solid C tier pro player, and I think that Zfreek is actually a great player, but Swindlez, Moo and not-Miracle-Jordinian cuck they're running with are dogshit and people are dreaming if they think they'll beat NP, Planet Cuck or even DC in the quals.
I don't give a shit how much they're bootcamping they'll probably lose to whatever stack Fluff and TC run.
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>>180170843
reddit spy here: the dota subreddit is LE RAYCISSS XD( the form of being racist for le memes :^D)
spamming nigger for them is like telling a shitty joke over and over again
and they still find it funny
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>>180170583
Empire and spirit are pubstacks only vega has a chance
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>>180170967
heh maybe reddit isnt so bad after all
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>>180170964
really hope Zfreek and Demon can carry this team
Moo is still ok
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>>180171075
they dont like faggots like (you) though
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>>180170583
Akke stack has as much of a chance for 2nd place in EU quals as Danish Bears do. Mouz has been terrible lately.
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>>180171101
Moo is a BSJ tier carry. Not bad, clearly understands dota, but not nearly on the same level as actual tier 1 carries.
I like Demon a lot and part of me wants to think he can carry Col through the quals. There's some precedent. He carried Liquid through the TI groupstage with an impressive record, did amazing work with TNC, etc.
The issue is that Swindelz is a control freak egomaniac and will actively work to hamper Demon and the rest of his team if it means that he gets to be a cool guy. He's like PPD if Peter was fucking shit at Dota.
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>>180171107
define faggot
before you say anything futa is not gay so dont try to use it in an argument
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>>180171180
Mouz will bootcamp and make it through the quals. The Akke/EGM stack is not going to be serious enough to make it through. Akke isn't really playing, he's busy running his game company and shit, he's just helping out his boy EGM.
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>>180171226
faggot(you)
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>>180171192
thats being mean to moo desu
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>>180171263
not an argument
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>>180171192
But ppd is shit at dota
He was only there to draft
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>>180171301
Maybe I'm being kind to BSJ
>>180171323
PPD was unparalleled in his time at making the most of an underfarmed, position 6 carry. He was the Akke of the post Navi/Alliance Dota scene.
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>>180171192
>demon
>good
>that time he yelled at raven not to question mushit
Demon is a psychopath and has a woman's personality. you can tell.
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>>180171380
What could be manlier than taking Mushi's manly cock?
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imagine being beaten by Planet Dog and getting invited to quals
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>Based VP wins the Jewmit 7 in style
>Immediatly becomes the new Reddit
team
Why this has to happen to any good team
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>>180171380
Look, I don't think Demon is 'good' but I think he's demonstrated that he's a borderline T3/T2 captain that can make in the bottom 4 of your average year at TI
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>>180170645
Our guy CCnC will come through
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>>180171663
not if I have something to say about it
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>>180171878
new
>>180171878
new
>>180171878
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>>180171380
He is the one that lead a team of fking pinoy btfo OG in TI6
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