TF2 general - /tf2g/

thanks

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1nd for artwork

1st for anime

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what is your favorite competitive map

what is your least favorite competitive map

should have let it die

>>180026676
snakewater

viaduct

>>180026676
Oasis will always be my favourite.

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>>180026620
>>180026625

>overwatch has more maps in its competitive rotation then tf2 despite tf2 being a decade older
really gets the noggin joggin

>>180026863
didnt overwatch get only like 2 maps since its release?

also it counts for nothing when all of the maps are shit

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>overwatch release their moonbase map despite tf2 is still in """""development"""" for a few years already

really pushing my buttons

>>180027159
valve could just as easily ask tf2maps to finish it for them and it will look more polished than what they will ever release

but i think theyre too lazy to even do that

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Why is the physician's protector cosmetic so expensive??

>around 5 refine

wow so expensive

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Any of you goys have the tf2g discords copied somewhere?
If so, post them so more people can enjoy discord stuff and find gaemz.
Also I lost that small copy pasta, so I can't.

>>180027359
probably because its a higher grade so it drops less often

>>180026676
Gullywash
Badlands

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good hat you guys

Sure thing

Here's one
https://discord.gg/7nwEmR

>>180027705
hes like FUCK MY SHIT UP lol

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>>180026676
Snakewater ties with Gullywash for favorite. Viaduct with snipers might be least favorite. Without snipers, Viaduct is actual favorite and Badlands is least favorite.

I played Reckoner for the first time in an NA lobby yesterday, and it was just this 15-minute long delirious dream. We only rolled because DM, but nobody knew what the fuck was going on. I think it'd be an alright map if we were more familiar with it. I know that it gets a lot of flak, though. I personally think it's strength is in the size of everything. It's pretty open but still holds things in check with hallways, lobbies and obstacles--kind of like a more controlled Sunshine. Serious 7.5/10 map, honestly.

>>180026676
Granary
Gullywash

>>180027425
All I basically do is play 6s, so I live off of drops.

>>180027520
That doesn't mean it'll change colors or something if I own it long enough will it? I just want the plain version.

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>overwatch doesn't allow players to surf damage and stand on flavor objects such as lamp posts, rooftops and other slanted geometry despite being a decade old
Overwatch is a shit ass game because it doesn't heed any of the good ideas, accidents and beneficially conscious design decisions begotten from decades of work and play within the developmental lines of DOOM, Quake, UT and any realistic sim FPS. It's not a matter of comparing it to TF2 or anything else, it's a matter of how Blizzard made a shitty game that ended up being an FPS despite not being a game worth marketing to FPS players because of how it really has nothing to do with how a good FPS has played within the continuity of nearly 30 fucking years of FPS development. They're just riding off of their brand name like usual.

>>180027979
how new

>>180028454
and fuck me I wrote overwatch in the greentext despite me wanting to point out that tf2 lets you do fun things instead of overwatch who greases any slanted geometry with industrial-strength teflon

>>180026676
Granary

Swiftwater

https://scrap.tf/raffles/WEWKS9

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>>180028457
I remember when hats didn't exist at all.

When's the next big update?

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>when your back to TF2 after 5 months of private server WoW

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>Be Blizzard
>Decide to make a movie
>after a nitpicky design and fuckload of additions decide to brand it as a FPS
>have 21 heroes
>a good half of them aren't wanted in casual meta
>another half of the rest aren't wanted in comp meta
>none of the characters have distinguished gameplay
>their features, purpose and mobility simplified over a few button taps
>game meta revolves around ultimates like it's a MOBA
>all maps are cramped spaces and one important choke
>no means of thoughtful combat positioning unless you dominate certain areas
>add waifu faggotry; sleek cuties, korean gremlins, lesbians and stronk dykes
>sell like hotcakes
Anything I'm missing?
Also, when will Volvo make specialists any relevant in the meta?

>>180029964
actually it was supposed to be an mmo, that's where every bad infuence comes from

they should make a overwatch vs tf2 movie together or maybe a team up with both franchise that to defeat similar enemy against the two

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got new taunt

>Still complaining about Overmeme
Why can't you guys just realize that people don't want to put in effort to play video games? They're just entertainment. Entertainment shouldn't require skill, nor should it require you to have to think. Pandering to the lowest common denominator will always be more profitable than pandering to people who see vidya as more than just a way to brainlessly waste time(and noobz) while drinking a few brews with the bros after work.

>>180029964
>like it's a MOBA
It's more of a MOBA than WoT which was already quite up there.

>>180031126
then why are they trying to push it so hard as an e-sport

>>180029964
>Also, when will Volvo make specialists any relevant in the meta?
Just because sniper/heavy/spy/pyro/engine isn't run 24/7 every single map(and god forbid it ever happens) doesn't mean they're irrelevant.

>>180031126
Overwatchers are probably more into "serious" gameplay than TF2.

fucking streamlined comp shit

>>180031282
>>180031306
Sweet sweet television ratings. TBS airs CSGO matches, so why shouldn't they air Overwatch ones? They're probably working out a deal as we speak.

>>180031480
>>180031306
Also, unlike TF2, CSGO is a very simple game. It's easy to get into and understand what's going on. The ease of gameplay also makes competitive much more accessible to the common dudebro and 12 year olds. This is also the appeal behind Overwatch. Of course people who have played more complex games(Quake, TF2, etc.) will see right through the shallow gameplay, but let's face it, most people into esports now were just barely starting kindergarten when TF2 came out and have no interest in it.

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>>180029964
>specialists relevant in TF2
Generalists have one thing over specialists: speed. The problem with making specialists into generalists at this stage is that most of the specialists would become outright overpowered if they were able to keep up with generalists. Pyro is really the only valid one that could be transformed into a generalist, and the way to do that responsibly would be to give him a rocket jump sort of mechanic while also nerfing base airblast cost to something like 30 per use.

>>180026676
A toss up between sunshine and product

Snakewater can go kiss girls like the fag it is

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>skial

>>180029964
Well, Dota strats don't always revolve around ultimates. In some cases (Dazzle, Slarder, etc) the Ultimates can't be distinguished from their """"""""""regular"""""""""" abilities.

Asidr from that you're pretty spot on

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>>180034850

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>>180034850

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ez class tbqh

>Enemy team has two demos that are in a lobby
>Playing spy, doing pretty good but I'm using dr so it's to be expected
>Demo #1 sets off ringer and I run like a bitch
>Can here his WOOOAAAHHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOOHOH through the walls
>Come around the corner and he sees me again, gives chase
>Sets off my ringer and laughs
>Uncloak behind him
>Nothing personnel
>He kills himself
>Laugh anyways
>Demo #2 comes around the corner and kills me
>He laughs
Fun as fuck game, we kept taunting every time we killed each other. God damn I love taunting after kills so much

>Ster seen in moosetits video
>His face just begs for the sweet release of death
https://youtu.be/PmYK34AigAs?t=7m

>Shit on another sniper as sniper
>they go darwins crutch shield
>go soldier and shit on them until they rage or leave
feels good

>not continuing to dominate them even with the dds and whipping out your saxophone after every kill
you need to put him in his place, not go the thing that should counter him even though it makes no positive difference

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>>180039186
no ones going to watch that entire video faggot

>>180040997
thats why he conveniently skipped to the important part you ignorant piece of shit

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>>180040997
Sure must be nice living with a disability, i hear the government checks are p nice

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>>180039186
>unironically watching these types of videos

>>180041617
>Not knowing neo-/tf2g/ has no standards
newboi purge when?

reminder scout is a crutch for people who can't play shotgun / reserve jockey or funslinger combat engie

reminder soldier is a crutch for people who can't play demoman

reminder stock engineer is a crutch for people who can't play brass beast heavy

reminder spy is a crutch for people who can't play sniper

reminder medic is a crutch for people who can't play

ah
you are bait ?

>playing koth_viaduct
>lmao have a fucking engineer and his pocketmed girlfriend (male) on the enemy team
>am the only person ever to have damaged his med
>lose 2-1

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>>180043076
I love playing engineer on Viaduct. There's so many bad scouts on that map I can't resist.

I walk with crutches due to my legs, any class I play now is a clutch?

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>YOU OWE ME YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECES OF SHIT
What did he mean by this?

When did he said that?

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>>180044231
>You are such a bad person!
what'd he mean by this

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>spy mains

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>play shotgun pyro
>frag everything get a 40 KDR
>nobody cares

>play reserve shooter pyro
>frag but only get a 15 KDR
>"fucking reserve shooter noob"
>"take off the crutch faggot"
>"literally satan"
>"kick"
>"pyro is overpowered"

:thinking:

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>>180047048
>when a spy is so bad you kill him twice
gotta love these moments

>>180047048
>using the scorch shot
>using the phlog
i'm not saying he's right but i'm saying he has a point

>>180042830
I'd bite that and explain it throughly but I'm tired af.
Enjoy your (You)

>>180044231
Is that Ster? He really said that on twitch?

>>180047520
>using DR
>has a point against Scorch
Yeah, no.

>>180047898
>not putting a spy using a broken no skill piece of shit weapon in his place without having to resort to using a broken no skill piece of shit weapon
i bet you don't counter snipe danger shield snipers either

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>>180048230
>trying to prove your "skill" in a pub match against legitimately broken weapons
>muh challenge of high skill ceiling wepunz
>muh online reputation in muh communitee
>muh self rispekt and honor in a casual free to play FPS
Yeah, no. I don't do that.
Also scorch+phlog is almost same as using airblast+shotty on him, which I oftenly do.

>there are people who actually think the scorch shot is overpowered when it replaces the shotgun

>>180049238
Not overpowered, just annoying to play against and easy as hell to use.

>>180049408
lol like just shoot the pyro hahaha

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>>180049483
It can be used at far distances to annoy the enemy players. It's annoying and it should be removed.

>>180049483
>shoot pyro spamming from far as fuck away with scattergun
>6 damage
>shoot pyro from far as fuck away with slow ass rockets
>reflected
>shoot pyro from far as fuck away with flamethrower
>zero damage
>shoot pyro from far away with stickies
>reflected
>shoot pyro with minigun
>20 damage before he runs around a corner after popping you around 3 times without having to aim
>shoot pyro with sentry?
>???
>shoot pyro with medicine???
>??????
>snipe pyro
>he has to aim even less now that you're standing still and can easily two shot you because MINI CRITS ARE FUCKING FAIR FOR A FIRE WEAPON WITH SPLASH DAMAGE THAT YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO FUCKING AIM
>play spy
>die
no counters

Who's gonna read all that shit?

>>180049795
>Run at enemy as pyro
>Reflect projectiles
>Kill with shotgun as he screeches autistically

???

>>180049995
>run forward as pyro like a big stupid idiot
>get popped in the air by stunlock bullshit from a distance before you even manage to get close
>do chip damage with baby shotgun before he runs around the corner like a little bitch
and even then, if you manage to reflect all that, i resent any weapon that forces you to play a single class, with a specific weapon in your case, just in order to counter it

>>180049795
Try hitting A and D sometimes.

scorch pyros are literally never a problem if your positioning isn't shit

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official class tiers worst to best

>>180050202
>Full stock pyro/degreaser shotty pyro
>wahh, I have to pick someone that isn't spy

Just shut the fuck up. It literally takes two kills to make those assholes switch class/weapon.

>>180047520
I use the scorch because valve is retarded and can't stop me from shooting through walls and when i trigger a DR the second explosion points me in the direction he's running away
also having full phlog charge before setup is over is nice

>>180050438
why is this dead meme so popular on 4chan all of a sudden

this is the 3rd one I've seen today

>jungle update comes out
>a set of contracts that are just the same contracts form tough break
>the jungle pass costs 7.50
>another round of cases with shitty cosmetics and some edgy/overly flamboyant cosmetic on the top
>a single jungle map that is really just a reskin of an already existing map and map that isnt even related to jungles
>the jungle map is only available to pass owners but then made available to everyone after a lot of angry screeching from reddit
>non stock items get skins, except for the scout soldier demoman heavy engineer medic sniper and spy
>the pyro mojo doesnt get fixed, instead pyro just gets different looking particles that are bugged for weeks and even worse than before
>disabled custom huds/hitsounds in casual and competitive mode
>introduced hud and hitsound packs, all of which have "increased functionality"
>huds cost 5 and hitsounds cost 2.50
>balance changes nobody asked for, like nerfing the buff banner because its "too effective for mvm" or ""fixing"" some bugs like reserve shooter not dealing minicrits after 3 seconds of holding it
>"""""reduced""""" waiting times for casual mode

ARE YOU READY KIDS

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thinking of making an autismo loadout based on mugiposter's

>inb4 buy my shit

>>180050670
>mugiposter
How new.

>>180050670
other than the hair, those cosmetics have nothing to do with anything

git gud

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>>180050670
consider getting a better waifu
not mine though

>Heterosexual
Demoman mains

>Heterosexual with weird kinks
Pyro mains
Spy mains

>Effeminate but 90% straight
Scout mains

>Probably homosexual or bisexual
Medic mains
Sniper mains

>Very flamboyantly homosexual
Soldier mains

>Physically incapable of being attracted to another human being; will never get laid and only masturbates to inanimate objects
Heavy mains
Engineer mains

>>180052574
everyone that plays this game or talks about it is a fag
that includes me

>>180052132
w h o

>>180052574
As an engineer main I can confirm.

>>180052574
As a demoman main, I can confirm.

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>>180054329

>>180052574
>main soldier, demo, and scout
Yeah, this is pretty accurate.

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>>180055359
>maining 3 different classes

>>180052132
nice generic anime girl with blue hair

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>>180056279
don't bully

>>180056104
>not maining more than one

>>180057196
UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND
UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND
UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND
UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF MAIN

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Someone in a pub told me my scout looks like D.va, I was playing on BLU

I had honestly never considered it.

they must be fucking blind to think of that

bruh your guy has heir

>>180058379

Meh, with the clothes on BLU I can see the similarity.

Kinda like that loadout of Finn that was going around a while ago, scout wearing a white Cockfighter, Three Rune Blade and a green... That bag I don't remember what it was called.

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>mfw I remember that the Pyro update still isn't out

>>180059663
Why is Ben aflac so sad? :(

>>180060452
Because it's not aFLAC it's AMP3.

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post most recent cheevs

>>180026676
Process
Reckoner

>>180060994
Wetwork (Kill 5 people in the water on Powerhouse)

Sitting at 79% now

>>180052574
As a pyro main, I can confirm.

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>Attacking on payload
>We got 5 spies on our team
>Get rolled horribly
>New round, our turn to defend
>5 engineers on our team now
>We get rolled horribly, again

>stand at point to guard it
>get focused by 2 heavies at once and die instantly
>rocket jump to pick medic and divebomb him
>deal exactly 149 damage and die to sticky / pipe / minigun / fire / shotgun before being able to shoot again
>try to fight a demo in direct combat
>get piped twice and die before he even takes 100 damage
>see a sentry in the distance and try to snipe it because that's one of the few things soldier is good at
>it gets wrangled or rescue ranger'd or moved
>try to kill airblast happy pyro
>die to reflect
>try to kill m1 pyro
>die to self damage

so this.... is the power....... of soldier...............

>>180063418
any other class would die to 2 heavies
git gud
bomb the demo
take out engineer
use shotgun
git gud

literally everything you mentioned is because you are bad

>>180063589
umm try again sweetie

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lmao I gotta blame someone else because i'm bad

>>180063646
soldier is a shit class and you were just caught in situations other classes would perform better in :)

>>180064724
dumb dykeposter

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https://youtu.be/r1dtukZv4NM
Me when I FUCKING NUT all over the other team

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From last thread.

stop deleting my on topic posts

>>>/global/rules/3

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>>180052574
Fuck i am a heavy main and can confirm that i am not attracted to another human being.

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>>180060994

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*wwalks into thread*

get out of this thread

>soldier counters pyro, I play comp and know what I am talking about

What did he mean by this?

soldier has consistently been pyro's only hard counter in qwtf, tfc (even though pyro was shit he could 1v1 anything but a soldier) and fortress forever

tf2 soldier / pyro relations are a tossup depending on terrain and positioning

*reflects everything back into your face*

y-you counter me, im a pyro main, you have to use the shotgun or you are bad at the game

>>180073047
i literally cannot decipher what you are talking about

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this is your average spy main
http://steamcommunity.com/id/billgaither

heavy also counters sniper, depending on terrain and positioning

>see pryo
>it sees me
>adads with its flamethrower out
>I just start walking forward without shooting
>s starts to accompany the adad
>you can see the fear in its eyes and hear the sweat running down its neck
>'haha b-but I will reflect!!'
>pump him full of lead
>*DEAD* TheEpicPybro69: s-soldier is an easy c-class
>TheEpicPybro69 left the game (Disconnect by user.)

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>>180073329

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>>180073329

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>>180073329

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>>180073329
I don't know what to say.
He looks punchable.

Hi steven

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>>180073329
profile customization was a mistake

>>180073329
>15353 feigns on strange dead ringer
if only I could disable that item for one day
not even one day, 6-8 hours without dr would be enough to make all spy shitters quit

>Team Fortress 2\tf\resource\tf_pirate.txt
"TF_Observer" "WAYFARER"
"[english]TF_Observer" "OBSERVER"
"TF_Random" "TAKE A CHANCE"
"[english]TF_Random" "RANDOM"
"TF_BlueTeam_Name" "BLU"
"[english]TF_BlueTeam_Name" "BLU"
"TF_RedTeam_Name" "RED"
"[english]TF_RedTeam_Name" "RED"
"TF_Scout" "LASSIE"
"[english]TF_Scout" "SCOUT"
"TF_Sniper" "MARKSMAN"
"[english]TF_Sniper" "SNIPER"
"TF_Soldier" "MAN O' WAR"
"[english]TF_Soldier" "SOLDIER"
"TF_Demoman" "GRENADIER"
"[english]TF_Demoman" "DEMOMAN"
"TF_Medic" "SURGEON"
"[english]TF_Medic" "MEDIC"
"TF_HWGuy" "OVERWEIGHT"
"[english]TF_HWGuy" "HEAVY"
"TF_Pyro" "FIREMAKER"
"[english]TF_Pyro" "PYRO"
"TF_Spy" "TRAITOR"
"[english]TF_Spy" "SPY"
"TF_Engineer" "HANDY-MAN"
"[english]TF_Engineer" "ENGINEER"

>>180075790
the fuck is that shit?

>>180075906
a language file that got added in the last update
you can finally understand what the screen says in tf2 if you are a pirate

>>180075989
How do you become a pirate?

>>180076090
the only way i can think of is copying everything from tf_pirate.txt into tf_english.txt or whatever your current language is
i don't think there is an ingame menu for language, the commands are cryptic and you can't select pirate from the language menu in steam -> library -> tf2 -> properties -> language

"If ticked, ye won't have t' look at yer fellow scallywag's markin's they leave on th' walls. Some o' those sprays ain't meant fer th' pirate's eye."
That's what's taking them so long, they're too busy using the two people working on tf2 to make fucking pirate jokes.

Oh no, someone wasted half an hour making something fun, instead of what I want them to do.

>half an hour
lol
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Template:PatchDiff/June_16,_2017_Patch

almost certain coders didn't make this

>>180076624
Its not valve employees making the meme pirate language.
Its an outside set of people that only translate things for the localization files.

>>180073357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lU1Qg1oWqz4

So do you have to actually pay money to get the killstreak weapons and the rated weapons? Even if you actually bought the game?

what do you mean

You can make the grind of Spycrabbing for things until you win a Key. Crab the Key for more Keys until you've received a good chunk. Like 50

Then buy any Killstreak you'd like

or just play the game like a normal person

Or just get a job and buy all the Keys and Killstreaks you'd like

craving for useless virtual items is a sign of autism

>>180076982
and they do it FOR FREE

dead

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https://youtu.be/t7Bi-AvCTlg
Did they fix it?
I used to do it all the time, it was a great teleport location but I can't seem to make it now
I looked in Valves updates list and it didn't say anything about this
Anyone knows what I'm talking about ?
Video related

>>playing demoman properly
>This isn't you, is it?

If you have more kills on your grenade launcher, you're a shitty pubber that doesn't play demo properly.

>>180079828
https://youtu.be/H48kOqqaWv0

>>having your medigun out at all
>This isn't you, is it?

>>using your scattergun over the pistol
>This isn't you, is it?

Someone remembers !premium servers?

https://youtu.be/5nGdHeaPXw8

>>180080209
6 years.

>>180073329
holy fuck i remember playing with that guy, his spy loadout is exactly the same as i remember
He wasn't even that good

Tf2 has the worst matchmaking I have ever seen. If the player numbers are equal for once, it's mostly who gets more red meal 3000 hour players and less <100 f2ps. Trutly a scary place

rip

Lmao

Who is dumber, an uncloaked, undisguised spy standing still and repeatedly backstabbing an ubercharged soldier right in front of the medic, or a soldier standing still wasting an ubercharge and not noticing the spy stabbing him?

>>180090603
ur mom
lmao
gotem

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>queue up with friend
>nucleus
>both of us go soldier, with cow mangler and conch
>charge shots only while we're camped out up in the dark parts of the map
>when rage is full use normal shots to heal up
>at the end of the match we dominate a combined 7 players who can't look up

How do I see my fps and ping while playing

>>180093271
net_graph 1

>>180093271
Look really hard at the screen and count the frames.

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>pass user since 2017

Hamtaro is a nice guy who frags and he gave me his config so he can't be all bad.

Image the butthurt if there was a baseball cap cosmetic that was unlocked by winning 100 games of hightower

get, a cap for capping

>>180096159
Add when.
The tears will be what the bonk reskin will be filled with.

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>>180097015
>bonk reskin

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>tfw no musksleklsklskl TF2 videos

>caring about youtubers
>not being better than every youtuber / streamer

huh

beat b4nny on mge to prove it

>>180097743
>being better than every youtuber / streamer
like that's such an accomplishment

>>180097853
ok

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holy shit
check the website

hey retard
you're late

>not being so good that other people make videos of you fragging

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post your predictions for the pyro/jungle update

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was it autism

>>180098139
i got fragged in a fragclip once if that counts

>>180098272
Pyro Update 2017

>Increased base movement speed to 345 (115%).
>Flamethrower: Overhauled flame functionality. Fixed variable particle range. Increased range overall by 20%. Refined airblast to better detect adjacent projectiles. Fixed point blank hits and hits against buildings occasionally not registering. Particles now move in a straight line, maintain a constant speed and will not slow down over distance for consistency. Made particles better represent their hitbox & trajectory.
>Increased flame base damage by 5% to a flat 7.
>Decreased flame fall-off to a minimum of 80%. Increased flame ramp-up to a maximum of 120%.
>Degreaser: Reworked. +50% faster weapon switch. -33% afterburn damage penalty. <Burn damage penalty applies to all fire weapons in the wearer's inventory>. Flames consume ammo 60% more rapidly.
>Detonator: Removed self damage increase. Projectiles can now be detonated when another weapon is held. Minimum splash damage is now 15 (20 on mini-crit).
>Afterburn now causes all melee damage dealt to burning targets to be mini-crits as an innate class ability.
>Sharpened Volcano Fragment: Damage penalty removed. Now deals "Fire" type damage instead of "Melee" type damage.
>Axtinguisher: Reworked. Now deals critical hits whenever it would normally mini-crit. -25% damage penalty. No random critical hits.
>Powerjack: Removed speed boost. Now allows the user to regain 25 health on hit and 50 health on kill. Kills may cause overheal, non lethal hits will not.
>Neon Annihilator: Removed ability to damage sappers. Removed damage penalty. Removed no random critical hits. Added downside: Will not mini-crit burning players.
>Homewrecker: Increased damage bonus vs. buildings to 200%.
>Backscratcher: Removed damage bonus. Removed Medi-Beam healing penalty. Added downside: Wearer cannot be overhealed.
>Added 3 new rocket launchers for Soldier.

Demoman is so much fun. I wish I never fell for the retarded demo is hard to play meme.

Holy shit I'm actually playing spy decently, what's happened to me?

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post epic

>>180100387
pubs don't count

>>180100557
>competitive spy
o i am laffin

*hits dab*

>equip bomber knight
>get healed by gibus medics because they think it's an unusual
LIFE HACKS

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>>180101615

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>>180073329
This kid has to be smoking 80% concentrate irony. There's no other explanation, and I thought 30% concentrate was a little heavy

wheres the discord?

>>180100505
where to cop?

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>steamrep
>backpack.tf
>a fucking steam bio beyond a short paragraph or sentence

>>180102421
Right here

https://discord.gg/NBUqVT

>>180103452
thanks

post u're steam custom infobox RIGHT NOW

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>>180103605
nobody that matters reads these things anyway

>be on harvest pub
>hmm i think i will play combat medic
>hardly anyone in game but fuck it
>some scunt on my team asks me to stop playing medic
>nah fuck that
>he goes on a rampage as if he were single handedly leading the uprising against the elite combat medics of the tf2 on behalf of all ft2 scunts
>i have a higher score than him anyway
>get vote kicked

the worst part of team fortress 2 is being part of a team

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>>180103605

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1/3 read preacher
4/6 watch videos
7/9 play vidya
0 raffu

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>>180103605

>>180103605
Impulsive gambler, Alpha Support, collecter of orange and white items. Profile icon courtesy of CageZ (the absolute madman) Trade link for your convenience

>>180103605
I list my myanimelist, league of legends account name, twitter handle and reddit account of course :)

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Any recommendations for what else to add?

>>180105908
Mantreads, if only for the looks

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>>180103605

>>180106119
nah, it's for an actual loadout.

>>180105908
keep it like that

>>180105908
Curbstompers

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dumb hat

>>180107621
I like the desc

rescue ranger + wrangler + jag is a crutch for bad engineers who don't know how to hit meatshots and can't keep their sentries up by themselves

>>180105908
a shotgun probably

>>180104662
i thought you left
/arena/ too dead for you?

>Using wrangler
There are people who do this?

https://scrap.tf/raffles/WEWKS9

>>180110760
fuck off geel

>Being too much of a sissy bitch to enter a raffle
lmao

>entering raffles
lmao

^

>>180111325
>>180026469

>>180111325
fuck meant
>>180026646

>tfw a DR spy ruins your killstreak by purposefully moving like shit so you'd trigger his feign
>tfw this same shitty DR spy uses the same exact approach to sap my sentry every single time even though I move it after I've doublechecked for sure that he's dead

Wow, it's like I've never seen the picture before. Hell, it's not like BasedViva posted it himself or even took the picture

Wow, great linking up

>He's proud of being a fat, greasy shitskin working a wagecuck bagboy lifestyle
This still baffles me

>He still thinks BasedViva is a bagboy

This still baffles me

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>>180103605
>>180103605

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>>180108789
That entire combo is countered by a RTR Spy.
At the case of a serious attack they can't repair a Wrangled Sentry fast enough (they're penalized on repair) then fend themselves with RR.

tl;dr: crutch but still nothing of a serious issue, nor overpowered.

>>180113354
this

>Engineer builds on last right from the start of the match
>8 people in-game
>Call votekick
>Fails
>Badgineer: wow
>Spy main with 0:15 kdr: stop being such a hissybitch, let him play the way he wants
Why do people do this? Why do people defend this?

>>180113354
>>180113845
>not putting your trade offer link there

>>180114425
add me instead you lazy fuck

"5 ping is far more valuable than women" - b4nny
https://clips.twitch tv/SaltyOptimisticOkapiHumbleLife
is he right?

hey is quickplay back yet?

>>180114628
>talking to people for trading
never again, trade offers save me from talking to 15 year olds trying to profit

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>>180109538
got a bit tired of having fresh install retards on my team while fighting against people as good or better than me, 1v4 is simply not fun

>>180114901
what do you think

>>180114807
STRAIGHT OUTTA R9K *shoots scattergun into air*

>>180115208
If I knew I wouldn't have asked
Also I don't have the game installed, so I can't check myself

>2013
>trying to trade a strange festive grenade launcher for a sf axtinguisher + sf frontier justice
>the other guy is australian
>5 days later I stay up until 3 just to trade for virtual items
thank dog for trade offers

>Wanting quickplay back
lmao

Let me just connect through the server browser again, I never used quickplay anyway

>>180114807
the first time i got sub-10 ping it felt orgasmic, so yes
>>180114901
did you stop sucking dick yet

>>180115284
of course it isn't back

>>180115690
too bad
see you

what does /tf2g/ like on their pizza? I gotta know the real FRAGGER toppings

No toppings. Just good ole plain NYC pizza

>>180117374
Pepperoni n Sausage

>>180117374
Pineapple and anchovies.

Viva has actually taste for once

>>180117374
if it ain't got meat, it ain't worth the heat
also jalapenos for extra heat sometimes

>>180115205
same reason i stopped playing
im not that good in the first place but those games are punishing
along with the netcode, retrded abilities, and queue system this game is pretty shit

>>180117374
Candian bacon, pepperona, sausage.

>>180117374
pineapple, olives, mayo, banana

>>180117374
Olives, pineapple, ham
>Favorite small family run pizza store recently closed
>Have to settle for typical corporate trash
Fuck you capitalist piggu

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>hate tf2 netcode
>play other games
>it's magnitudes worse

tfw u crit the qf medic right as he pops

>>180117735
learn to make your own pizza, cooking is knot hard

>>180117838
This, ingredients aren't terribly expensive if you find the right place

>>180117613
netcode is a lot better since last beta, the only issue right now is non-existent matchmaking, at least for me
BJ is broken as fuck too

>>180117374
olives
anchovies
spicy chicken

also anyone who says pineapple doesnt like pizza

>>180117374
just plain margherita but only if the guy who made it knows what he is doing
more than three toppings ruin pizza, could be a good thing if the pizza isn't actually good though

>>180117787
the netcode is actually alright with adjusted net settings, the defaults are insanely bad even for a ten year old game
what ping do you usually get

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>>180117374
I prefer my pizza boneless, with pepperoni

image to prove my FRAGGER status

>>180118143
Depending on the server it's between 20 and 70. I use the net settings my config came with, maybe I should try to customize it a little bit. It's mostly melee that annoys me very much.

I hope you all did something nice for your dad today.

>>180047898
Ster went on a huge rant in his latest OW stream video about how people who still think TF2 is getting an update are idiots.

All while still playing the same stupid comp matches as the same stupid character in the same stupid game.

>Caring about someone who doesn't even play TF2 anymore
When will you TF2uber fanboys ever learn?

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>tf2 SFM boneless pizza gets 150k views
>overwatch footage ripped from game with iphones edited in get nearly twice as much

>Caring that some other (newer) game is more popular than your 10 year old FPS
Most people who play Overwatch were just starting kindergarten when TF2 came out, chill dude.

>>180097442
I mean why just add a achievement cap for capping on hightower.
Add a can of bonk filled with the tears of soldier mains.

>>180118717
you can use class specific interp settings if you put the cl_interp command into the corresponding class.cfg files
projectile classes .0152
hitscan classes .033-.08 based on your connection, the better your connection the lower
melee should count as hitscan
idk if you're playing on wifi but if you can avoid doing so do that

>>180120554
That's actually pretty helpful, thanks

>>180117374
bacon + any good crust toppers I can get

>>180118493
Nibba what fuckin' pizza got :B:ones in it

Why did valve limit the size of sprays?
512kb isnt enough for a good gif.

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>>180121631
>sprays

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UPDATE FAGS BTFO TOMORROW WHEN NO UPDATE ANNOUNCEMENT

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m359CGvpBNE

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>>180124197
Do I run 30% faster with them on?

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>>180125072
I don't know, but I know that you run faster with a knife.

post hot garbage memes
i need to have them for memeing purposes

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>>180026469
nice gif (yiff)
>>180026676
my favorite established comp map is badlands
my favorite new comp map is logjam
my least favorite is reckoner
i dislike process but just because people overplay it, its not really bad

>>180126776
such a fucking mayhem
i love this gif

I have done nothing productive all week
How's life going tf2g

Life is good. Having some Pizza, getting ready to watch Money In The Bank. Work tomorrow, AC is on

Everything is dandy

what kind of pizza
don't tell me it's frozen

>>180127529
same
i tried hanging out with some friends but one of them doesnt like me and is trying to separate me from the group

I live in New York. The fuck makes you think I'd get anything other than fresh, local pizza?

the one thing viva has taste in is pizza

viva do you get your pizza BONELESS

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>>180126587
here's one that i made myself

I don't get this "meme" and I don't care about finding out

why cant you fags fucking reply to him
how many variations of "viva" am i supposed to filter

fuck this general holy shit

>Guys, I filtered Viva. Stop talking about Viva. Did you know that I hate Viva? By the way ..Viva

Love it

I haven't been in american and i have a question.
Is your food really like semi-solid plastic?
The people i know that have been there all describe it as plastic.

>>180128847
yeah, we're training for when all drinking water is unfilterable plastic garbage

Some people should be globally banned from participating in dmixes

i love my TF2 friends
they are better than all other videogame friends, and way better than RL sub-90 IQ friends
>>180128610
can i filter people without using plugins
how to do it

>>180128847
It depends and you can't generalize "American" food.
If anyone or any place offers you "American" cheese don't take it though.

>>180129294
this, American cheese is a direct downgrade from cheddar

>>180128847
Depends. Check the ingredients list. If there's a ton of shit you can't pronounce, it's probably made of plastic, rubber, or sawdust. Never, ever eat American cheese.

>>180129294
The people have been in cities hear the coasts.

>>180129684
near*
Also we /ck/ now.

I think it's trying to communicate. How adorable.

>>180129848
you should reply to whoever youre talking to

Newfigs are pretty adorable too, in their own special way.

>>180130010
>>180129952

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>>180130507
What did he mean by this?

i just slept for 14 hours what do i do now

>>180130762
Sleep to replenish the energy you lost sleeping.

>>180130762
frag

>>180130762
drink some water then frag

Is that guy who wanted the bind in exchange for a hat here? He never added me.