/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

At least it's not fempyro

2th for dead game

Engineer's a fun class and best merc.

what do the moonrunes say?

>>180209793
no
not like you gain anything from avataring, it's more work too
you just do it because you're a fag and so you can be >le epic i don't care about you or your opinion

>>180209964
op is a faggot

>>180210121
thank you senpai

>>180210086
Personal insults are not an argument ,ma'am.

They are reaction images just like anything else, mine just happen to only specifically be of Clint Eastwood.

Daily reminder that avatarfaggotry is against the rules and to report, hide, and ignore any and all rulebreaking posts. Also the iron bomber is a crutch.

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i asked this yesterday and still no one answered

what feature would you like to see included in tf2?

>>180210463
the ability to burn it to the ground

>>180210463
matchmaking to not suck cock or go back to quickplay

>>180210463
killing unusual wearing players has a chance to drop their hat on the ground for the impovershed masses to temporarily wear

>>180210652
Im ok with this :)

>>180210463
Functional anti-cheat.

>>180210652
>>180210741
OH WOW, WHAT ABOUT ME AND MY RIGHT TO THIS 10K HAT HUH? YOU'RE JUST GOING TO IGNORE MY FEELINGS AND MONEY?

>>180210463
more hats

>>180210406
fag isn't much of an insult, fag

>>180210463
more engineer secondaries
more engineer buildings

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>>180210652

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>>180209305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQaVtC_NRZY

>there are people that hated EotL
when will they learn you can't expect anything from valve

>>180211571
i dont hate EotL. I hate the community members that were a part of it

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>>180210652
I'm geniunely alright with this

also allow dropped strange items to add to the original item's stat counter.

>>180211875
>strange part: kills by theives

>you're getting sent a soup can
this lie has gone on for 10 years, this is unacceptable. I have not heard anything about being sent a soup can, and valve wont respond my calls.

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>>180211991
>it's the cheapest part on the market because traderfags are the most triggered by it

I expect that thy jungle update will reach us by the first week ofJuly, hopefully

>>180212036
The soup is relatively stale, anyway.

It's not even good soup like tortilla soup, it's regular old chicken noodle

will the next contract have a coin, a stamp, or something completely different

>>180211556
when this one started playing i just couldn't handle it

>>180210463
Actual working competitive mode that limits weapons etc. yadda yadda. Cheaters getting dealt with. Casual becomes a 6s training mode with elo, half of the valve servers get split and put on the server browser. Duel mode added that's essentially MGE on valve servers, that works on the base of your casual elo. No new content, focus on balancing the present issues in tf2. Automated trading getting banned, because that's what the community market is for. No hats setting in ini, so people don't have to work to mod out all the visual crap that got put into the game. Make an entertaining video series a la Meet The.. explaining the game basics to noobs, and have each video accompany ingame challenges to prove you can do it. Add a next level gibus item to the action slot, so you can show off you were able to do it. Delete some of the more style breaking hats and refund an appropriate value of gabenbucks, it's not like they don't have it. Add a huge button of b4nnys crying face on the main menu that says "die white girls", if you click it. That's about it.

>direct hit has no reskins
>bad box has two
>bad box will probably get decorated versions

>>180215205
liberty launcher has no reskins either :(

>>180215348
that's like asking for a manmelter reskin
there needs to be demand for the liberty launcher before there's demand for a reskin

>>180215479
>Dad
>But also a huge gay
idgi

>>180215479
if there's promo items I'll buy anything
all-class dad jorts

guess the next promotional weapon reskin
my bet is on the medigun

>>180216150
stock melee again

>>180215674
>replaces domination lines with dad jokes
I'm sold

>never hear domination lines because I spam thanks as a reaction to everything
how do I stop my voiceline addiction

>>180219193
bind z to make you explode

>Never here the new beginning round voice lines because I always spam "Incoming" and "Go Go Go!" at the beginning of the round
>Never here domination voicelines because I always spam "Nice shot" and "Thanks" after every kill
>Have gotten myself killed because I taunt after every bullshit kill (Kritz, killing taunting players, pushing people off of cliffs, etc)
These addictions are too much fun to want to break

>>180219565
>not interrupting domination/round start voice lines with voice commands
At least you died for honor... and my MEDIC!

>>180219565
>>Never here

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>>180219729
Oh my god I swear I'm not retarded don't make fun of me it was an accident I swear I'm sorry please stop the rude insults and your constant barrage of hate I apologize for making a mistake that only a mentally handicapped baboon would be capable of making

I bet he was the one that bought the tc for 14.000$.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Wafflemuffins

>>180220194
>he has less hours than I do
>the only unusual I have I got for free in a raffle
why do people spend so much money so quickly on a game?

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>>180220194
>2k hours

>>180220194
America bucks sign goes before the numbers and they use commas not periods.

>>180220194
That's alot of gifts

>>180220434
commas not periods to separate thousands/millions/etc.*

so the pyro's a female?

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1497806793617.webm

I don't think I'm ready for that jelly

>implying you aren't already jelly

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>>180220907
There has never been a better time to post this pic

Why would I be jealous of a uber thick woman?

I feel like she was born in a family of triplets but ate her siblings

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>>180215586
>>180215674
>>180218893

Come to think of it around half of the mercs would make good dad characters.

>Scout
Nah, seems too immature and unstable, good intentioned but would continuously get in trouble.
>Soldier
Fuck no, Soldier is the type of asshole who would force military routines down your throat
>Pyro
Pyro just isn't a good dad character.
>Demoman
Good intentioned, but too much of a drunk
>Heavy
Obvious choice for bearmode dad, loving and caring
>Engineer
Bro tier dad, the BBQ in the courtyard type.
>Medic
Nice... Though kinda crazy
>Sniper
Seems like the type of loner who would be deeply protective, the type of dad who understimates his skill as one.
>Spy
While classy and the type of dad who would make sure you'd get the best possible education, he also seems like the type who would always be at work.

>>180220194
He is.
http://backpack DOT tf/item/5012259969

>>180220907
Jesus fucking christ, what a fatass.

>>180223053
Holy shit, that matching profile faggotry in the trade history.

https://steamcommunity.com/id/greenwoifi/
https://steamcommunity.com/id/Purplicious93/

The Tide Turner
Level 1-100 Shield
+40% self damage resistance on wearer
+10% critical damage resistance on wearer
Full turning control while charging
Kills refill 50% of your charge meter.
Taking damage while shield charging reduces remaining charge time

Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs. Gain a mini-crit explosive or melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance

The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range and deploys and holsters slower
0.5s increase in charge duration
Wearer's shield charge cannot be halted by damage
Melee kills refill 50% of your charge meter
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
-25 max health on wearer
No random critical hits

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>it's a scout randumb crits you at mid-range for 140 damage episode

>>180220907
Let's be real here. Viva looks like personified aged milk. He's out of shape and he's not the best looking guy

Personally, as a spic in ashamed he can't handle this much ass. I've handle bigger.

Besides im better looking too. She'll be all over me like sour cream on tostadas.

Borneo's last point is a bitch

>shoot medic from 100 feet away with scattergun
>19 damage no crits or mini crits

i dont get it

>>180224348
TF2's hitreg is garbage. The more ping you have between two players the worse it gets.

>>180222736
I mean, Spy's already Jeremy's dad, and he HAS never really been around, but i'm pretty sure he kept scout's mom happy with money

He's even shown up a few times while he was a toddler, if The Scout's dreams were real

So is the spy also the father of scout's 15 brothers? I bet by the time the scout was born, it was so loose he could walk out.

I always assumed his mother was just having an affair with the red Spy.

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>>180225372

But I mean with an actual dad relationship, as in him being publicly his father instead of the dramatic international agent thing he has with Scout's mother.

dropped this game roughly 1-2 years ago because none of my mates played anymore and one of them was getting into csgo

we kind of drifted apart and now I'm burned out on cs

Is tf2 worth getting back into? Figured if I am to enjoy the pyro update I should at least get a bit of target practice..
Is matchmaking good yet?

Lmao

>>180226603
matchmaking is better but still has many, many problems with it

Matchmaking is utter trash and dead but casual is tolerable, needs major improvements but at least it fucking works. Weapon balance is better then it has been in the past with underpowered weapons being more of an issue then overpowered ones. Pyro still sucks ass. Wait until the Jungle update comes out to get back into the game, the contracts will keep you engaged in the game while you slog through getting gud again

tf2

is

an

vagina

i remember when we had months-long update droughts and we DIDN'T run out of stuff to talk about
to be fair, back hen people actually played the goddamn game sometimes

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>>180231398
remember /vg/ pugs
i remember

So why does everyone complain about Demo? I'm talking sticky spam. Complaints about that all the time.
Also apparently people complain about Rocket spam too, but who cares about that.
I just want to know why.

>>180228773
>>180230153
>>180230235
>>180230336
why tho

>>180223979
boi thinks he slick
HE DABBIN

because

>>180231813
Salt, mostly.

>>180231761
i 'member
i never took part in them because i was a little bitch

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>>180232076
cockold

stock stickies arm too slow to work in close range and i don't wanna shoot the ground 5 feet from a guy in hopes he walks over there so quickiebomb is good weapon yes i want to make things explode as soon as i see them ;)

>>180231398
community servers a filled with either aids gamemodes and the same 5 maps on a 24/7 fromat, and if you want to play anything else tough luck
casual is complete dogshit and no matter how many times i give it another try it just ends up disappointing me again over and over and over
its either a team rolling another team or a cheater that cant be kicked or half of your/enemy team laves and makes the game extremely fast and boring

nothing to talk about when the game isnt fun to play

>>180209964
Monster B

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I'm more of a mid UGC neutral dude

There's may not be anything to talk about when it comes to new things in TF2, but we can still post our loadouts. How about we see some Medics in the chat?

>>180210463
Refined metal sink

>thinks he's mid ugc while also thinking goldrush and hoodoo are good maps
>thinks he's neutral and not a top tier faggot
this level of delusion

They really oughta change casual so there's just a 40 minute timer on the map and changes map until the round is finished. The first to 2 wins thing is bullshit considering how quickly Koth and CP maps end when you get rolled because you're waiting for the matchmaker to bring in more people.

>>180232874
Saved

im better than b4nny where does that put me

tfw not cool enough to be on any charts

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>>180233028
its from mid-2015 dont worry about it

>>180232956
i was internally debating putting tracer faces on the girls

I've been coming here since just before Gun Mettle, though.

Wow, they're all dead

>>180233180
That sounds really funny.

>>180233168
>tfw you recognize the avatars on the outpost ban list

>>180233372
i know two are crona and .. but whose the middle one

Jajo jajota

>>180233168
>THIS will never be updated
i'd do it myself if i were more confident in my drawing abilities

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>>180233601
drawings update THIS
this is the earliest pic i have saved from tf2g

>>180232874
actually, a pretty nice job

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Guess it's a trip down memory lane

Thunder Mountain would be a 10/10 if it weren't for the Sniper haven of stage 3

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I'd draw something if I were more familiar with the people currently inhabitating the thread.

I hope this never gets updated, desu. There's way too many irrelevant whos who would force themselves on the list, just like that shitty picture Wanda made.

>>180234057
They're all irrelevant whos. Not a one of them even plays competitively.

i play pyro in 6s and win

I'd draw something but no one posts anything worth drawing
old draw rolls used to spam out a thread but at least it was something

prove it

People stopped doing draw rolls because the new janny is really fucking anal about them.

*proves it*

People stopped doing rolls because it's against 4chan rules. Follow the rules, and you'll be fine

Fucking morons

you mean like the rules about advertising your shitty youtube channel

its also against the rules to post off-topic, but somehow that hasnt really stopped you

spy to mid is an excellent strategy because not even my team expects me to be this much of a faggot

Clearly, I've been a good boy

>>180234461
I can't really tell if you're being serious but shitposting aside there really aren't any rules against draw rolls

>>180234057
your artstyle is shit anyway please dont draw anything

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rules are for queers

Asking for number gets is against the rules

"Hey, get this number and I'll do so and so"

Against the rules

My favorite melee from Team Fortress 2 is the Conscientious Objector

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>>180234795

I'm kinda busy atm, if not I would.

Get that shit the fuck outta here

shut the fuck up viva

shut the fuck up viva

shut the viva up fuck

post some loadouts and I'll pick one to draw
I mainly draw OW these days but their cosmetics lack almost any character

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>good boy
self proclaimed good boy and global site rule upholder "based" viva

I finally saved up enough to get a Headless Horseless Headsmann's Headtaker... But I need to wait a week before I can trade the keys.

FUCK.

they're cheap though
what are you, not a trader main?

>>180235801
Nah m8, I'm not a big trader.
I am but a (reasonably) poor anon.

then why didn't you craft one
what happened to your haunted scrap

That second comment of mine wasn't even about my videos. It was when someone brought up some Who commenting on fresh videos on YouTube. He asked something along the lines of "Look at so and so commenting. Why?"

Besides, I'm enough of a good boy to post my videos when they forward the discussion. Like earlier today when someone asked about "Post shit describing the state of Casual" and linked a timestamp'd video of the Homies running into a 7 v 1 situation. Quit your off-topic bitching

2ez. Just like how Detonator jumping in Team Fortress 2 is easy. How could anyone possibly struggle with it

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>>180235482
this is hte only loadoat i have on my computier
please draw it

Daily reminder that wearing a skirt and insisting people call you a "she" doesn't make you a girl.

>>180235951
I don't even fuckin' remember.

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rate my loadout

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>>180235482
eh fuck it what do I lose by posting this. Not like I'll get told my loadout is shit or anything. That'd just be downright rude

>>180236175
6 out of communist, it's alright.

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>>180235482
Oh me me! Pick me please!

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>>180235482

>>180236193
5 out of sneaky, see me after class.

>>180236339
What can I do to improve it senpai. I know it isn't Cuban Pete tier but I rather fancy it

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Shit, it's so hard to read whole comments and context, guys

You know what's actually hard? Finding a full server in a Casual game of Team Fortress 2 in 2017. Step your shit up, Valve. Fucking bums

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>>180235971
"advertising (ALL FORMS) is not welcome."
forget to put on your glasses? you got rocks in your head? you sure talk yourself up big as a youtube video guy even though i've seen random people comment on my videos with more subscribers than you have total views.

>>180236483
>no low-tier unusuals
>no shitty paint
It's like your not even tryin'

>Complains about offtopic posting
>While offtopic posting himself
:thinking:

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>>180236121
smooth move, knucklehead

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Isn't it hilarious how he cut out the top of the post there showing who the poster was?

Prolly cause he knows it wasn't BasedViva who posted it, but rather, a person who wanted to mimic me on /gtag/ and failed miserably. Keep coming up with more of these. It's fun to debunk

You know what mystery I wish we could debunk next? Where the fuck is the Team Fortress 2 team working on the update? Call in some authorities to find these missing individuals

I've never really cared about hats that much but I really need a new hat for my scout

He wears the hot dog hat atm, what are the best scout cosmetics?

>>180237157
"Best" is subjective.

>>180237157
What are your other cosmetics, I can't recommend you a hat if I don't know what they are

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Argyle Ace
Ye Ole Baker Boy
Cool Cat Cardigan

Don't wear them all simultaneously, though. I called dibs

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>>180236654
i'm just pointing out hypocrisy when i see it since viva is apparently some crusader for following global rules on rolls for drawings, but not when the rules suddenly don't work for him.
>>180236829
alright fair enough as i didn't actually read the entire tripcode. that wasn't intentional, the top of the post was just boring and useless information. let's give another example, with context. wow, how on-topic to the discussion at hand and also to tf2, the game you're in a general for and simultaneously calling dead. and to think i only had to go back one whole page on the archive to find this, it's almost like you pull this shit all the fucking time.

>>180237194
cmon man
>>180237260
I don't really have shit for cosmetics because I took a large break between the second hat update and now

>>180237335
There is no best. Whatever you like the most is what's best for you, what I like the most is best for me. There's a very high likelihood that these two interests are different, and as such, I can't accurately say what hat(s) might be best for you.

Hey, there you go. Only took you 3 tries to post a complete BasedViva post. Notice how that one never got deleted. No trash icon next to the post number. It's cause I'm clearly talking about Team Fortress 2 in the same post

Just give up, dude. I follow the rules. I'm a good boy. The dudes working on Team Fortress 2, though? They're bad boys. Not bad meaning good, but bad meaning bad

>first time in this general
what the fuck is all this namenigger drama

i'm out

/vg/ was a mistake every thread on this board is just /soc/

>>180236730
I know, I know.

>>180237504
i don't get to post child porn if i talk about tf2 in the same post, you fucking imbecile. if a post breaks the rules it breaks the fucking rules. all forms of advertising are not allowed, that's how it fucking works. don't act like you're not breaking rules because you're on a board with worse moderation than fucking /tv/.

>>180237556
I'd tell you it gets better, but no. It doesn't. Just go and stay go.

And you're still off-topic shitposting and failing to talk about Team Fortress 2 while giving me free (You)s

How stupid can one guy be?

As stupid as Valve thinks we are, asking us to make the update for them. Fuck you morons. Do the shit yourselves

>moving goalposts this fucking hard
viva damage control in action, it's almost like he knows he's wrong but doesn't want to admit it or something
haha the bazaar bargain is a direct upgrade i'm talking about tf2 now, i could post furry porn right now and i'd still be following the rules subscribe to my youtube channel

>Fishing: the thread

Lmao, this kid is PISSED

Just like when I enter a Casual game of Team Fortress 2 and find out it's only a 2 v 4 game. Fuck that noise. Fuck you, Valve

>i have nothing to say so i'll just call him pissed
ok, i guess viva is a rulebreaker on the same terms as the drawfags rolling that he called out earlier in the thread, seeing as how he has nothing to say that could defend his case, so we're done here. add another tick to the "viva is a moron and hypocrite" tally.

/tf2g/ was a mistake.

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>>180236016
first in best dressed
the palette didn't turn out too well but you get the idea

>>180211130
More engineer secondaries for sure.

The big mistake was the Team Fortress 2 team giving you puppets false hope and dead hype

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>>180238679
very nice, my friend

Kadode a cute!

>newfags falling for bait and shitting up the thread
fuck this, im going to bed

They'll learn

>demo, engineer, sniper and spy are the only classes where using stock melee is even considered an option
even then the skullcutter is arguably a straight upgrade to stock and the bushwacka is a straight upgrade if you have jarate, the carbine or a buff banner soldier that you're coordinating with.

>All this offtopic shitposting
>But it's my one image of the trap from DDDDDDD that gets deleted
Step your game up, janny.

maybe the janny just hates traps

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>|ACP|Sinep left the game (outtie bois!)
What the fuck was this

why are all the current mm map rotations such shit?

>>180241767
>ACP
A cheater.

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>when you out M1 an aimbotting phlog pyro because particles are so fucking retarded even computers can't figure them out

explain to me why koth_badlands exists

explain to me why koth_sawmill hasn't been replaced by ctf_sawmill

neither of these maps were built for koth and are really unfun

>>180234057
Everyone in that picture is dead except renards and drawings
90% of the current tf2gs don't even post in the thread anymore
Drawings doesn't draw except when he's stealing my idea and doing it ten times better than me
Magicmax is still a fatfag
Randy is drunk forever
Thole is dead RIP thole: 1999-2017, he got a gf
Larry is sad
Snams is banned from irc for polposting #freesnams
Junk posts 10/10 mems
Neppie still isn't a mod and is perpetually angry
Jocelyn J. Jones is still a master shitposter
Hamaham is a shitposter who has been playing for longer than most people here probably
Dotsy is an ANGRY BOY and a DRAMA BOY
DCKM is a faggot
Xenos is a /meanboy/ now
Tiger is a furfag
sops is a furfag
videogames is a pedo
yelo is too pure for this world
human is in the /trash/
26dollar is in the /trash/
kirikipp or however the fuck you spell it is also in the /trash/
shoebox is dead
xionxang is the king of /trash/
Wanderer is a faggot
Cheatboy is an enigma wrapped in a shroud of mystery
egg is a pyro main who keeps avatarfagging with furries
Viva is still a spic who bags groceries for a living
Redward is now /svg/
Lids came back for a bit but has a gf and a life but he's in the discord every now and again
Sn is a coolboy and makes epic pottis
I'm a giant faggot who can't get a draw done
IRC is dead

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Im assuming the newbie mixes arent happening? I havent been in the thread too much, but I havent heard anything about them. I want play game...

>>180220432
im gonna need a name so i cant se properly when im NUTTING SO HARD

xD

>>180233168
and to think people;e bitch about how we have to many attention fags now.

yakui i think you should work on making your faces more sharp and maybe the eyes smaller

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someone a month or two ago challenged the thread to make a collage of every kill icon in the game but I gave up. here's what i made so far

>>180244482
good job duder, working on mine right now trying to make it look like not complete shit

>>180244482
There are multiple weapons that outright aren't obtainable, so what's the point?

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i just got out of a pub where there was like a group of spinnbotters and the chat kept disappearing. does this happen to anyone else cause fuck if it dosent suck the fun out of everything.

yes, it's why i don't even touch matchmaking
welcome to 2017 tf2

>>180244707
for funsies you no fun loser

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http://tf2r.com/kmbusll.html

>>180244813
i had that last night

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cant win em all

>>180244907
Then why not make the condition, "for all weapons in your inventory," rather than "all kill icons?" Seems like that could have been planned a little better.

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>>180235482
Their cosmetics don't just lack character, they're fucking pallette swaps half the time

>>180244639
thanks man
have fun with very specific pyro reflect kills

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>>180243785
>not in BTFO list
Am I even real?

Gonna play a few casual (NA) games if anyone wants to join

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>>180235482
also here

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What games is /tf2g/ interested in from E3 2017?
my list
>Cuphead
>Dragon ball FighterZ
>Metro Exodus

>>180244482
You missed kill with the sandman ball

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>>180246390
>i gave up
>>180246261
the last night and far cry 5

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>>180246261
>Kingdom Hearts finally gets a conclusion, I've been waiting since middle school for this
>Then there's Detroit: Become Human; Never played Heavy Rain or the other games from that developer, so this'll be my first from them
>That one zombie game looks cool
>Death Stranding, first game from Kojima after leaving Konami and leaving behind the MG name
>Monster Hunter World on multiple consoles but cross console's probably not gonna be on ps4 because lmao sony
There's also Yakuza: Kiwami that comes out in August, so, hope I finish Yakuza 0 by then.

>>180246592
You still did good, soldier.

>>180246962
Did they actually announce that 3 was going to be the conclusion? I don't think they're nearly done with milking the Kingdom Hearts' teat.

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>>180244813
>chat kept disappearing
the hackers spam several empty lines to make people not see the "kick X he's hacking"

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>>180246592
Metro Exodus reminded me so much of Far Cry 2 with the kind of map you have
but im afraid it will lose quality and depth while making things open world
>>180246962
>expecting something good from a heavily scripted zombie game "gameplay"

>>180247079
I sure hope to God so.

Also, didn't hear much about The Last Night other than that it's dev was a former GamerGate dude.
Game kinda reminds me of Shadowrun: Hong Kong; do we have anything on it storywise?

>>180247142
I said it looks cool, didn't say it'd be good sempai.

>>180245772
depends on who you are

I only mentioned the people i talk to regualrly in the irc and now dead discord so if you've never talked to me chances are i don't know you

>>180245268
just something to pass the time till the update gets here, nobodies twisting your arm to do it. it was upposed to simulate contracts in a way so you could have something to strive for/show off. Can everybody say they've got the taunt kill icon for the lumbricus lid? you know stuff like that.

>>180246261
None of them they're all shit and Quake Champs is at the very top of Shit Mountain

>>180247142
>2009-2011 hats or nothing at all

Does anyone have an approved list of A R T S T Y L E hats? I want to know if I was able to nail it with my loadouts

should I start namefagging for the sole purpose of repopulating /tf2g/ with namefags for shuckle and drawings to draw?

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comment on these frags on the enemy toons

>>180247908
frontier stinks

>>180247908
nice flick

>>180248091
Ye.
I think if they fixed that thing where you can shoot through the glass frame on final i would stop playing it, it would make that point impossible to get without several coordinated teammates

http://www.strawpoll.me/13236952

>>180247458
I don't really say much in the IRC except when the conversation touches my areas of interest

>>180247458
>now dead discord
chances are you're in the wrong one

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So, uh, how about them pubs?

They boring and most games is stomps.

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boring alone but fun with friends, if somebody posts their id here you should hit them up.

>>180249000
Fucki mean discord and now dead irc

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>>180251870
>with friends


Stacks fighting are not fun either. If you would want to play in this way i would go on tf2center.

Where can i buy cheapest keys possible without contacting real humans? Marketplace?

post FRAG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_7nRrnNjTs

>>180254040
https://youtu.be/APIKVLw1tT0
https://youtu.be/KJY1TomgkBs
Unironcly this

>>180254389
I thought I was the only one who listened to anime ost's while fragging
https://youtu.be/K3u5h9cPTBw
https://youtu.be/4-PkAQcuZOw
https://youtu.be/EIVgSuuUTwQ

https://youtu.be/1EKTw50Uf8M
Yes I love anime too fellow team fortress two friends.

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>>180254661
>ergo proxy
>lain
>ghost in the shell

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpDvtIt6Lsc
>yfw it's almost 2020 and we never had WW3

>>180254661
Yes yes good fragging tunes but have you accepted the one true fragging music into your life yet?
https://youtu.be/z54MpfR3XE4

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>not using your repressed sadness to frag anybody who gets in your way.
https://youtu.be/vZa0Yh6e7dw
https://youtu.be/mAH7CLUmvhE
https://youtu.be/P5-2-jD-42Q
I sure hope y'all don't do this

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>>180254040
that fox looks very judgemental

>sadness
No emotions here, only frags

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W43aQxzjyeM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC0swW-ahkM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9FM-FkDeWs

>>180255685
>using crutchbomber

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>>180255137
>not posting music fucking MADE by the frag daddy
https://youtu.be/zPalu0uykfE
>>180255420
Being a sadcunt is cool some times but >>180254661 had the right idea you gotta post those soomth tunes to frag to
https://youtu.be/yx9RgTiIKDE
https://youtu.be/eyI635o2pmk
https://youtu.be/DK4FTvaW_6Q
https://youtu.be/Yu1zT1KjbPk

>not using the straight upgrade
also >inb4 shit webbums where anon can't aim a pipe correctly

>>180255937
I usually use stock, that round i wanted to practice trimping so i complemented with pipe jumping.
I still don't fucking get how that shit works, sometimes i get a little nudge upwards, others i get catapulted into low orbir

>>180256047
>hit pipe
>do no damage to anybody around him
great job using a direct downgrade because you can't hit pipes

>>180256045
frag daddy's song sounds rush as fuck

I listen to trigun post when I do jump maps some times. Most of the music is real mellow and bluesy which I like. There's one song I remember though that I haven't hear in a while, it had a lot of trumpets and horns and I had to do with trigun but I can't fucking remember what it's called.
Trigun Badlands Rumble: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLVVvAQi6BXZMk0xrbc2KEoe40td4EFx1u
Oh and also this, his goes pretty darn hard to.
https://youtu.be/raOO98pwvnc

Stop posting your fucking songs, answer my question you god damn cunts.
>>180253589

>>180257452
scm usually

>>180257523
>7 days waiting
No. I selling some stuff and don't want to bother my self with chargebackpal so i asking for tf2 keys. Real cash traders might be 2complicated for buyer so i need online bot service.

>>180257452
marketplace has em pretty cheap, plus I think uncle dane has a buy 10 get 1 free code

>>180257452
Rude 2berfranj
https://youtu.be/p-o_bMkzOW0

Song about the sexu wit a robotu
It even has OwO in the link
Why

>>180248857
it doesn't help if you don't post your name. I forgot a couple of people in there actually but I don't know if that's you or someone who i never talk to

>>180247079
>>180247168
KH3 is the last game in the Xehanort saga, not the end of KH as a whole. Confirmed by Nomura years ago

>>180257740
>plus I think uncle dane has a buy 10 get 1 free code
So can i use it just a one time?

>>180260374
you can probably keep buying keys in pairs of 11 with the code, it should be at the end of some of his recentish videos

>destroyed building parts let you spam DR near-infinitely
i regularly use the DR when i play spy and have no problems fighting against it but even i think this is bullshit

make the dead ringer lose all charge no matter when you uncloak

>>180260374
>>180260558
the code is "uncle" if you haven't found it yet
you literally have to say uncle to get your extra key

>>180260862
I got it. I mean i need 25 keys. Can i use it two times?

>>180260898
I'm pretty sure you can use it as many times as you want
just buy 11 keys and then buy 14 keys

>there are people in this thread without even one hale's own

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>>180261006
Nice

Are unusuals worth getting and if you have unusuals how did you get them? Lucky unbox, trading or a gift?

redpil me on circling tf2 logo
i think it's will fit with my aussie

post your loadout

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>>180261640
they aren't the medic magnets you expect them to be, but the right one can make your loadout stand out
hwnn is from making good deals and putting some money into the game, bubble pipe is from winning an unusual and trading it for one I want

>>180261676
it's a good gen 1 effect that isn't a sniper magnet
it isn't "god tier" though

>>180261754

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>>180261754
If you mean me you stupid le no reply xD fag then it's will looks like this.

>>180261987
>samurai hat with no other samurai cosmetics
if you're gonna cosplay ingame at least go full bushido

>>180262050
I don't fall for themed loadout meme. I just like the hat. Currently i wear the same loadout but with black tyran't helm.

>>180262119
>matching your cosmetics is a meme
you look like every trader main ever, just missing an aussie black box

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uHPn51tC20

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>>180262197
Black bandanna and parka match with litterally every soldier cosmetics except some stupid shit like cowboys hats
Prove me wrong.

>>180262349
>stupid shit like cowboy hats
y-you take that back RIGHT NOW
black bandanna is for teenagers with the same loadout on every class, parka is alright, I just only ever see it used by trader mains
combined they look edgy, and with a samurai hat it looks like random shit thrown together

>>180262642
>he don't want to look edgy
what are you 31 yo

>>180262724
I forgot what website I'm on
my [B]

demoman

nigger

give demo a glock

give demo a [B]lock

demo man wepon idae
+ cooll
- nigger

wloud u useit

hey beter

tell me why the family business shouldn't be multiclass

>>180264781
Because being a straight upgrade from the shotgun is the only reason people equip it

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>>180261754

>play tf2
>takes a couple minutes to get into a game
>matched with the worst teams imaginable against teams at or above my skill level
>get anally raped because it feels like I don't have half a team
>At the end my computer freezes after a connection problem like it's been doing lately
That's enough TF2 for today, what should I play instead

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Game crashes just as I join every game.

help me god

>>180267410
Anyone?
please, i dont want to go through that again

>>180267410
Beat some singleplayer games. Then comeback in tf2 after few weeks. You would be at the same level as fabio.cocainiano2009 so shitty balance won't bother you so much.
Or play tf2cunter.

>>180268263
What type of game are you looking to play?

>>180268436
Something singleplayer preferrably. I was thinking maybe Spelunky since I always have fun with that

>>180268263
Stop using the fucking matchmaking and take a look at the server browser

>>180268484
Have you played Risk of Rain? also this >>180268536

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>>180233168
I wish i browsed /vg/ back then.
>tfw i am always the last person to hear about stuff like this
Something just end me already since suicide is for pussies.

>>180268484
rimworld is pretty time-consuming
enter the gungeon is good if you're looking for roguelites

>>180268484
AoE2, FFA against two bots at hard AI, Aegis enabled, see if you can win
And no fucking black forest, you gonna work for that wood

Just started playing this game after a year of not

Why have stranges got so expensive? I remember a shitty strange would go for 1 reclaimed, but now they're over a refined at least.

>>180271832
Less people uncrating, less shit stranges going around
Also basically every crate added in the last year or so only had cosmetics in em
Man i remember when strange detonators were two fucking scrap each, now look at this

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GEEL

>>180271938
>now look at this
>>180272240
The fucking kike has done it again

>now main logo of backpack.tf have ponies
OwO brohoof /)

>backpony.tf soon™

jewing is magic :3

>>180271938
don't forget about the devaluation of ref
most stranges are under a key though, so it isn't a huge change

>>180271938
I remember when keys were less than 3 refined... I really wish I held onto mine.

>>180261640
I just saved up a bunch of keys from trading around, bought my first pair of buds and traded them for my first unusual. From there I traded unusual for unusual until I got lucky and made a big profit.

I think I started with an orbiting fire Old Guadalajara, worked my way to to an unusual all class hat (I think it was a human cannonball) then selling that off into two more unusuals, ending up with a stormy storm salty dog and searing plasma tough guy's toque. Salty dog was changed to all classes since I got it, which probably tripled the value.

I have 3 unusuals total, as I got one from my lucky strange festive huntsman unbox. I've seen people with pages and pages of unusuals, no idea how people reach that point.

>tfw no eerie flames effect

>check my workshop favorites
>I liked every 2016 halloween effect before they were put ingame
post workshop items you knew were good before they were added

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>>180255420
>Nujabes
My nigga
Here's some tunes I listen to when I'm downish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pKCAM7NiWE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPUMLhZo1HY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qK8LfZAOqKs

Fuck, during highschool when I was depressed as shit I listened to a lot of nomak.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKKmly7fbhQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2NQditiTm4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDAKPHScin0

>>180281039
hi /tf2g/

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you're doing it wrong. Fun, fast-paced music makes you unstoppable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uMrOv1K1s8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ0xBCwkg3E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgGzAKP_HuM

>>180281198
This anon gets it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcqC8LSoBws
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bbNmXMLImg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVEG0uNHK64

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Reminder that relaxing music is the way to go
>CURRENT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD57ZvSjOrA&t=1803s
>also good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vk6MMe5iUBE&list=PL2hbGkVbBWdtYbTboQNKroVCbL3MpOyG4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFZSXc6wH0A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjOVICqIpjQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDWls1BdGxo

I frag with 70's Canterbury prog because I have mental health issues

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbkOorhjcIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z99w41FVpqY

>>180211346
He has a point though

Does somebody have the link where ster talks to siri?

It's all about them love songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0Gu-CyE-NQ&list=PLT22UEvC0obP8YHw2cWozEzIO1tY49lKc&index=4

My favorite Team Fortress 2 cosmetic is Archimedes

>>180284330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbEqf2zR9K0

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>not having a warm up ritual with specific songs to get into the groove

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Did star_ browse tf2g

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http://tf2r.com/ko2lvmr.html

>>180286027
Who the fuck is this literal who band

>>180286376
>literal who band
>not literally The Who
????

>>180286027
is there anything more narcissistic than making your loadout in sfm? All these players who think they're hot shit when in reality a gregor shitfucks them

Eurobeat is the only acceptable form of fast beat music to listen to. Prove me wrong. Protip: You can't

>>180288068
in their defnse it's a good map

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I really love this loadout

>>180288068
Someone here was giving them away

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>>180285193
>ЦЯ A FAБЭT
I think it's supposed to mean OP IS FAGGOT (OП ПИДOP) but it's just bucnh of random cyrillic letters.