/lozg/ - The Legend of Zelda General

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fish

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UNNNH THICC

Where's the compilation of Zora ass shots in multiple colours

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>>180014442
fish

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Your waifu is dead.

>>180014442
She has passed on
expired
terminated
deceased
given up the ghost

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>>180014601
You're mistaken.

Daily reminder that Hylia is a false god.

>tfw Gorons eventually get pissed and strike back when you keep attacking them

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>>180014863

Praise the Goddess of the Sands

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>>180014601
So is Link's virginity

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Why is this game so good at waifus

>>180016246
because nintendo wants people to suffer over the fact that their waifu isn't real.

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>>180016246
It's a staple of the series

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>>180016246

Konora but no Buliara or Lukan. Your taste in Gerudo is strange

>>180016832
I don't like her personality and she doesn't make me laugh. She does look good though.

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Reminder that Link was literally made for Gerudo cunt.

>>180016246
I'm a fan of Sagessa the girl at the Dueling Peaks Stable that gives you a free elixir.

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>>180016246
The random travellers wouldn't be so bad if they weren't Yiga and didn't try to murder you.

>>180017221
that sword is fucking tiny for a gerudo.

>>180017324
The way she runs into the stable with her hands over her head when it starts raining is super cute.

>>180017342
This one got me a few times just because I thought it was Celessa. She needs like a completely different outfit or something. Or at least not have the choker.

>>180017342
You're too picky anon. You'll never find happiness if you dismiss every girl that pulls a sword on you.

>>180017543
Neither would I find happiness if I'm dead.

>>180017543
I'll just stick to running around in the desert thanks.

>>180017680
Not with that negative attitude.

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>>180017120

if you want interesting personalities and laughs then Tali (seal racer) and Estan (meat fanatic) are you go to Gerudo

>>180017792
I don't think wanting to murder me would be a positive attitude on her part either.

>>180017984
Don't you realize that most of the happiest people in history are dead people?

>>180018084
I wouldn't know. Maybe I should ask Mipha.

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>>180017221

I thought we'd established that your average Gerudo would be all 'What are we going to do on the bed?' rather than Amazon pressing you and milking you dry

>>180018254
DELET

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>>180018395
>giant eight foot warriors that are utterly naive and lose all confidence in bed

>>180018395

how boring

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>>180018731

maybe but it's in character. Gerudo seem very serious about love plus a lot of them seem to want to get the whole finding a man thing over and done with so odds are you're going to be a Gerudo's first and probably last sexual partner.

>>180018395
Only most the Gerudo are that way, you still get plenty of snu-snu bed destroyers like that one in the voe and you class.

>>180019771
She's just being edgy in front of the class. Back in her room she's as shy as the rest.

PRAISE TO THE GOLDEN GODDESSES

>>180020262
That's an interesting name for Urbosa's tits.

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For the fish lovers

Don't forget about the Tetraforce:
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>>180021164
>Ceremonial Trident

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So we've had a few attempts at a fully revived Ganondorf but I think this one is the best although his beard isn't luxuriant enough

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I WANT TO FUCK FI

It's convenient enough for the shrines to be blamed on the shiekah predicting that Link would need them, but it does kinda minimize the story opportunities. Don't get me wrong, BotW is a great game, but for the next game I'm ready to see a Link that has no idea what he is up against while nobody has prepped anything for him in advance.

>>180023360
>That pose
It doesn't look like she fell, it looks like she was dry humping the floor.

>>180023287
How does it feel that you can finally be inside Fi in the DLC?

>>180023445
>Zelda's are getting weird quirks.
>They are a xerox of a xerox of a xerox of a line of past Zelda copies once based on Hylea.
>They turn out a tiny bit more wrong with each copy.
>It gets harder and harder to hide their problems.

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>>180023675
I don't know, they all seem pretty weird

Maybe even TP Zelda is crazy as hell under that stoic exterior

>>180024443
Secretly a boy. They needed a Zelda, but had trouble producing any daughters. Don't tell Zelda, she doesn't know.

>>180024561
>TP Zelda was born a man
>King decided that he was in fact a daughter
>never told him otherwise
>all servants are instructed to never tell Zelda
>he grows up legitimately thinking he's a girl

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>>180016246
There's always been waifus but now the game makes everyone cute so its even easier.
Plus Link is a hunk so even more people are thirsting after him now

>>180025664
people have tried that before. It didn't end well

>>180025664
How good is her prom date at keeping a secret?

>>180026340
very but not from Zelda

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>>180026487

funny but waste of good art. we've got so much gay art. This game has produced so much art both safe and work safe but the majority of it is useless to me

>>180026850
gays and fujos are cancerous

>>180026981
It's the price we pay for getting Gerudo in this game

>>180026981
Don't bully fujos. Thats how we get all that cute Link art.

>>180027483

I'd like some cute Riju and Purah art as well. Cute Link is fine but only/mostly Cute Link is not

>>180027483
The ratio of Link art to any female art is colossally in favor of Link, which is a shock considering how many cute women there are in this game. Obviously someone needs to get blamed

>>180030060
there's a seed in the shrine of resurrection?

fuck.

>>180030429
>not Saria being the one waking up link.

>>180030429
ruining my rumination while its at it

>>180030757
BotW Link is a different person, would she really do it even if Saria was a Korok now?

>>180030757
She only liked her own Link and since this Ruto is mentioned as a sage in the Zora monuments, then it means that Saria is also now a sage ghost.

>>180020439
>Urbosa will never sate her appetite with you semen

>>180031892

Somebody filled her up at some point if she had Riju's grandmother

>>180032054
>Somebody filled her up at some point if she had Riju's grandmother
Silly anon
I doubt it took only one try

>>180032209
somebody's head must have been crushed between her thighs.

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>>180032209

implying Gerudo with their survival dependent on seducing men and the unreliability or poor quality of their supply wouldn't be super fertile as evidenced by those epic child bearing hips

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Was an Urbosa teaching Link and Zelda how to fug fic ever written?

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>>180033812

We were promised a Riju crushing on Link fic but that hasn't materialised either

>>180032054
>she had Riju's grandmother
Did the game actually say Riju's her descendant?

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>>180033989

it's heavily implied

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>>180033812
I haven't seen one yet unfortunately, hopefully someone will write one or draw some porn

I have seen a fic of Riju raping Zelda in front of Link though

What the fuck did you just say to me you little shit-blin? I'll have you know I'm the youngest swordsman ever to be knighted and have been involved in innumerable assaults on monster camps, and have over 300 million confirmed kills. I am trained in all forms of combat and am the hero chosen by the sword that seals the darkness. You are nothing to be but another z-target. I will wipe you out with a precision not even the rito champion could match. Think you can get away with saying that to me over the internet? Right now I am contacting my network of sheikah towers all across Hyrule and your location is being targeted for absolute obliteration, so prepare for the storm, moldorm. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing called your life. I can be anywhere anytime and can kill you in over 700 different ways and that's just with the Master Sword. Not only do I have the Blade of Evil's Bane but I have access to the full arsenal of the Hyrule Royal Guard, and that of the Zora, Goron, Rito, and Gerudo, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the plains of Hyrule. If only you could have known what Hylia-blessed retribution your little comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, I will shit Urbosa's Fury all over you, and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>180033989
No, it doesn't, which is odd since Yanubo is specifically mentioned as Daruk's descendant.

However the thunder helm is supposedly passed down by chiefs, so eiither

1) Urbosa is Riju's great grandmother or whatever
2) Urbosa died childless and Riju's great grandmother or whatever took over, or
3))Urbosa wasn't the chief and just had the thundercrown for some reason

I think them being related is a reasonable assumption

>>180034515

What the fuck did you just say to me little voe? I'll have you know I'm the only Gerudo male and have been involved in innumerable assaults on Hylian settlements, and have robbed over 300 million hylians. I am trained in all forms of combat and am the ruler chosen by the Triforce of Power. You are nothing to me but a minor annoyance. I will wipe you out with a ferocity not even a Lynel could match. Think you can get away with saying that to me over the internet? Right now I am contacting my network of Gerudo all across Hyrule and your location is being targeted for absolute obliteration, so prepare for the storm, moldorm. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing called your life. I can be anywhere anytime and can kill you in over 700 different ways and that's just with this trident. Not only do I have the Tri Force of Power but I have access to an assortment of mystical arts, and the military might of the Gerudo, and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the plains of Hyrule. If only you could have known what retribution your little comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, I will hurl so many deadly volleys over you that you can’t parry them. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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This is your trident tonight.

>>180037265
if people here wanna fuck a sword, i don't see how a trident is any different.

>>180034157
where?

>>180034520
alternatively the thunder helm was specifically Urbosa's and after her death it was made a chief heirloom to honor her position as champion

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>>180039154
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12396380/1/The-Slavery-of-Zelda

>>180039530
why thank you

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>>180039530

>>180034520
>Urbosa wasn't the chief and just had the thundercrown for some reason
Maybe just like Link, they were letting Urbosa borrow the Thunder Helm, since she was their Champion.

how the fuck am I supposed to get thought these stupid ice blocks to the Hebra tower? there's nothing even remotely nearby to glide from either

>>180040985
Fire

>>180040985
Fire or Gale works.

Yay, i beat ganon and currently in credits. Was Firsrt Phase part two suppose to be that ridiculous? I spent 20 minutes doing nothing then when found out what to do it took another 20.

I guess i better find all the memories this time.

>>180041239
Was there ever any indication from the game that you could reflect beams?

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>>180037265
That belongs in a trash can

>>180041364
No. The only thing that says it can reflect beams is Ancient Shield. There's nothing else in the game that suggests you can do that.

>>180041739
yeah, I would never have figured that out if I hadn't heard it here. Can you turn off his shield with bombs?

>>180042613
Yeah me too. I tried avoiding most spoilers before I completed the game but that one got through. Bombs don't work and neither do bomb arrows.

>>180043036
A couple got through to me but I figured hanging around here would do that to me. I learned you could chop off their legs here too

>>180043554
That would've happened naturally when attacking a Guardian so that's not too much of a biggie.

>>180043726
It gave me the balls to actually try tackling one though, and then I was fucking them up left and right

>>180041497
It's actually a good weapon, probably the best out of the champion gear outside of Urbosa's shield
Good durability too

>>180044467
not to mention it's easily replaceable too.

>>180044686
>breaking your waifu's cherished weapon

>>180044798
Zelda doesn't use any weapons

>>180044686
>easily replaceable
>requires diamond

>>180044923
Actually we're Zelda's weapon.
we break a lot

>>180044957
It's not hard to gather Luminous stones.

>>180044957
>guy forty feet away gives you a diamond if you give him ten of the most easily attainable gems in the game

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>>180044686
>not saving your waifu's weapon for ganon.

>>180045289
Ganon is the only thing the Master Sword is actually useful for, why waste the champion weapons on him?

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>>180045606
for the sweet revenge of killing him with your waifu's weapon.

>>180045732
How about taking revenge for killing me with my weapon?

>>180045732
What if my waifu is Paya?

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>>180045962
then you have shit taste anon

>>180046068
Sorry, not into necrophilia.

>>180046068
You stepped it in now, Miphafag. I'm coming for your waifu and I'm going to rape her.

>>180046146
How do you rape a spirit?

>>180046259
>he doesn't know

As expected of a Miphafag.

>>180046289
>Miphafag admitting she's dead

Nope.

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>>180046146
>implying you could overpower the best spearwomen the zora have ever produced who also commands a giant divine beast able to levy some serious damage to ganon.

>>180046454
>got killed by Waterblight
it wouldn't be so hard

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>>180046769
something tells me you are not a combat master like Link is.

I wish there was more dialogue for the vai sitting next to the Hylia statue

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>>180046454

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>>180047731
>link loving the princess who constantly bitched at and insulting him because he pulled a sword out of a stone before she learned to use magic.

>not the childhood friend who always had his back and healed him from any wounds he sustained.

Zelda would have been married off to a noble anyways, a king's daughter and only child is not wasted on a hero unless he has political connections as well.

>>180048197
You're only going to incite the Zelda shippers to be louder and more obnoxious.

>>180048197
>going for the person who kept her feelings to herself for a long time and watched as Link cut himself off from his emotions
>Not the only person who tried to bring him out of his shell and gave him someone to unwind around

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>>180048351
it's the truth however, unless King Rhoam had another child we never met, Zelda's most important responsibility after stopping Ganon is to rule as queen and have a proper noble as king and her husband.

>>180048580
That can be said of most Zeldas.

>>180048651
why do you think that SS is the only LoZ game that has link and Zelda canon? Zelda has an obligation to not marry or romantically engage with Link.

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>mfw Beedle is hiring Yigafags to kill me and steal my Rhino

>Would marry a nobleman blah blah blah
Like who? Sidon?

>>180048735
WW may not have had romance, but it was at least open to the possibility. I guess that's it.

>>180048735
Shut up Hylia your manga isn't canon

>>180048974
Nothing he said had anything to do with any manga.

>>180048903
your right, i forgot about WW.

however, WW and PH never really had Link and Zelda as a thing, more of just some pirate buddies. however i could see it years down the road.

>>180048835
i assume Hyrule and the surrounding land is not the be all end all of civilization, and even if that is true do you think that the entire castle of Hyrule only had Zelda and Rhoam as the only nobles living in it?

Did they mention if the DLC with add multiple save files?

>>180049417
Hard mode will get its own.

>>180048903
More like ST, WW/PH didn't really have anything.

>>180048798
Bastard
He'll watch me eat them first

>>180049847
Beedle never forgets. Beedle never forgives.

>>180050161
They're mine you bastard

>>180048197
>a king's daughter and only child is not wasted on a hero

Wasted on the hero of Hyrule and Hylian champion who would have saved everyone from Ganon if everything went right? Whom King Rhoam thinks is the bee's knees? Yeah right.

Also this applies to Mipha as well.

>who constantly bitched at and insulting him

Why do people exaggerate this?

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>>180050241
It's not much of an exaggeration, she admits it herself

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>>180050241
that's great and all, but do you really think that a simple Knight, regardless of if he saved the realm, is fit to be King when there are likely many other suitors more capable at being a King and administrator?

>Also this applies to Mipha as well.
except King Dorephan has his Son, Sidon, and the Zora as a people seemingly give little fucks on who Mipha marries, with the biggest obstacle the fact that Link isn't a Zora. An obstacle that the vast majority of the Zora seem to not really care for.

>>180048197
Link should go for someone that can actually give him children

>>180050576
>is fit to be King
He wouldn't be king, he would be a consort

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>>180050639
>implying they can't adopt or use magic to bear children
>>180050759
Prince-Consort is still a fuckton of work that Link was never raised or taught how to do, it'd be a total nightmare administratively for the kingdom until he's properly taught.

>>180050639
There is every reason to assume they can reproduce just fine.

>>180051105
no there isn't

>>180051168
why not? if reproducing is such an issue i'm sure a Great Fairy can fix that.

>>180051276
He's a Zelda shipper, and wants to invent stories that somehow make his ship feel nice.

>>180051105
There needs to be an edit of this video with Link and Mipha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOLaTBMxmbk

>>180051347
Zora don't do well in saltwater, anon.

>>180051347
>Miphafags accusing others of "inventing stories" when their own ship is literally impossible because she's dead

>>180051575
According to your fanfic, which has no basis in any game.

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>>180051625
>literally impossible.
>implying you can't fuck a ghost.

>>180051729
You can when you're a ghost yourself
but you can't die because Mipha's power keep healing you

>>180052281
30 minute timer

>>180053228
>Medli laughing because she's fucking Link behind Tetra's back

>>180053796
Wasn't she fucking the bird prince?

i was mad link and ruto never fully got together but hod damn this is some spicy anime love triangle shit

mipha was planning on proposing to link and everyone but that old guy knew mipha loved link. link even knew, one zora calls link linny, a pet name for when she crushed on him. she made the ultimatum of her or mipha, and the proceeding dialogue doesnt mention anything about choosing neither, and it implies heavily he didnt choose the lynny zora. she would have been shocked if he chose neither and mentioned it. mipha and link were a couple with zelda jealousy watching, she was friend zoned. until everyone died now zelda wins

>>180023320
so botw 2 (botw gamepkay 2.0) will be in a wild of mystery niceu

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>>180054079
Can anything stop her?

>>180054079
Did Link know that Zelda liked him or did he first hear about it in Kass's song?

>>180054673
shes only gonna win this link because shes the only one not dead. its pretty pathetic. the ship in skyward was good zelda and link but this one is more like oh wow my fiance died

guess ill settle for bitchy but great ass

>>180054673
Too late, she's already killed everyone.

>>180054963
my new headcanon is zelda got them all killed just so mipha would be killed..truth is she couldve revived all of them but made up bullshit about only reviving link, she couldnt just not revive mipha and get away with it. but if only 1 were to live.. and it be the hero of legend, who is to second guess the goddess hylia reincarnate?

>>180054673
Paya's Pure Pussy

>>180055154
if i were link id choose paya over zelda
>>180055125
i thought in ww bird people evolved from zoras, does that mean this isnt wind waker timeline or what?

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>>180055154
Paya won't try anything

>>180055241
>i thought in ww bird people evolved from zoras, does that mean this isnt wind waker timeline or what?
There is too much wrong with your post to even discuss it.

>>180055432
medlii was a direct descendant from the old zora sage

>>180055597
Wouldn't matter if she was.

>>180055432
This denial is getting flat earther tier

they overtuned weapon durability

it feels like launch version Dark Souls 2 where you couldn't swing big weapons three times without breaking the fucking things

give us weapon fairies or something, fucking hell

tired of carrying around 3/4 of an inventory of weapons I don't want to fucking use on normal mobs because as far as I know they're irreplaceable

>>180055721
this will be fixed in zelda for switch , not botw switch but that consoles zelda.

>>180055812
holy shit anon speak english please

>>180055721
There are weapons everywhere so it's fine.

>>180055721
dw only like 4 shit weps are irreplaceable. anything not in a chest respawns every blood moon
>>180055952
maybe change your perspective but that was perfectly comprehensible

>>180055952
He's saying a Zelda made specifically for the Switch, rather than the whole Twilight Princess thing where it was released on two consoles at once.

>>180056047
Changing perspective to a retard's is not a good idea

>>180056057
i dont know why you are repeating me but i guess he didnt know botw means breath of the wild and that switch is a console

>>180056165
You phrased it poorly

>>180056130
My iq is 127 i hope you feel enlightened
even if only a little you arrogant fool.
>>180056057 oh look others understood me fine, maybe re-read what i posted u dyslexic fuck

>>180055969
ran around up north and east for a while, collected a half-dozen soldier/knight claymores, filling my inventory

then ran through middle of the map to head southwest, suddenly guardians fucking everywhere

I was literally burning an entire sword per fucking guardian, and you can't get away from them easily so once aggrod you have to kill them

and now my melee inventory is completely empty except for some shit 10 damage moblin club - but there are equivalent weapons laying around everywhere amirite?

weapon durability is overtuned to a dumb level

>>180055658
okay so how do you go from fish person to bird person without evolution

>>180056394
Nobody said there was no evolution.

>>180056265
You certainly don't display that IQ through your typing. People who still use "u" in place of "you" need to be gassed

And before you make a retort, I'm that guy who "understood" you

>>180056437
you said, rather implied, everything about the post was wrong, so please almighty knowitall please explain how you know everything and act smug like a lil loli getting piunded by nii-chans cock lil shot

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>>180056394

>>180056265
Oh little retard. I'm sure it is.

>>180056545
Do you acknowledge that dogs came from wolves?

>>180056265
oh shit the oxygen thief doubled his IQ to make himself look smart!
>>180056346
>fighting guardians without guardian weapons
>not taking the hint after breaking a sword per guardian.

you and retards like you are why we're not allowed to have difficult puzzles in games anymore.

>>180056467
oh no i used shorthand pls kill me. xdd

fucking summerfags
>>180056567
believable because zelda, ironically
>>180056597
do you acknowledge zoras are alive in botw? wind waker is water everywhere, zoras love water. they can breath underwater. where the fuck did these zoras come from? this is probably after ww because of the bird people.

>>180056749
Do you acknowledge that dogs came from wolves? Don't dodge, it's an easy yes or no.

>>180056628
>implying I can carry around an inventory full of guardian weapons when they break almost instantly on normal enemies, but I don't have the space to carry them AND normal weapons
>implying you can run away from a mobile guardian on foot without an inventory full of stamina potions

eat a dick, asshat

poorly balanced anti-fun game mechanics have nothing to do with "puzzle" difficulty

>>180056749
kill yourself

>>180056628
you just confirmed yourself to be of low iq because 127 isnt even high. you are summering it up here newfag, grammar nazi'ing on chan, literally go back to your cesspool social media you came from

>>180056749
I can't wait for it to stop being summer. Not just because it's fucking hot and miserable outside but because idiots like you can stop blaming the season for people saying things you don't agree with.

>>180056854
>being this ass ravaged
>all while missing the obvious joke

>>180056797
i already destroyed your arguments false premise fuck off, if you cane even
call false equivalency an argument. its sophostry, hegel talk
>>180056856
apparently you cant even follow a conversation on a website where replies are linked by individual tags, hilarious and proves your newfaggotry. it wasnt about right or wrong, he flamed me for using short hand. god damned normies go back to mariomaker

>>180057087
>get out bantzed
it was j-just a drank pro!!
>>180056840
you belong on leddit u underage cancer, only you lil kids say kys and get mad they are too retarded to kill guardians

>>180057095
Why are you afraid to answer yes or no? Don't be shy, there is a follow up after your answer. Do you acknowledge that dogs came from wolves?

>>180053228
Is there any good art of a BotW Zelink wedding? There should be one especially with the guideline of the Tarrey Town one.

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>>180057179

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>>180057179
you are actually retarded.

please continue sperging the fuck out, it's rather hilarious.

>>180057095
Ha! It's funny you mock my ability to follow a conversation when you reply as though I am a different person.

Also, the idea that normies would "flame" someone for using shorthand is laughable. You've seen tweets by public figures, right? Those fuckers use shorthand like they're fucking 13 years old.

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>>180057405
>the two retards are going at it now

>>180057501
Shhhh, they're keep the thread alive.

>>180057405
i used to be a grammar nazi when i was 14, so im assuming ur 14

>>180057593
If you don't realize that dogs came from wolves, then there is not much hope for you to ever understand how evolution works. if you understood how evolution works, you would realize that there is no reason why the Zora would be gone, even if the Rito originated from within their population.

>>180057794
i googled it, wolves and dogs have a common ancestory whom they evolved from. the zora were also gone in wind waker, but you wouldnt know that because yoy are cancer sheeple with botw as first game. ive played all but the shit cdi zeldas

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>>180057593
what in the actual fuck did i just read?

>>180057927
A post from the president of the United States of America.

>>180057794
http://www.csmonitor.com/Science/2014/0117/Did-dogs-really-evolve-from-wolves-New-evidence-suggests-otherwise
>Being this retarded.

>>180058032
fuck now i gotta get the nsa to scrb pcs again god dammit

>>180058032
But Obama isn't president anymore

>>180058091
>Christina Science Monitor
HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

>>180057927
the real question is what in the actual fuck did i just write then post

>>180058184
o srry right i didnt trigger your monarch programming, heres a wikipedia article, is that better retard? says the same shit https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Origin_of_the_domestic_dog

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>>180058293
i want /pol/ to fuck off.

stay in /pol/, i just want fish love right now.

>>180058293
How is this supposed to help you?

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Can't we just go back to posting cute pics?

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>>180058771

>>180058664
The dog and the extant gray wolf form two sister clades,[5][6][7] with modern wolves not closely related to the wolves that were first domesticated.[6][7]
>>180058628

>implying im not vg a and x

>>180058975
Dogs and wolves exist at the same time. This is the opposite of your position.

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>>180058975
in that case, how would i go about summoning mipha? she's a ghost so it should be good enough.

>>180059017
>zora dont exist in ww
>ww only other game to have rito
>botw has rito
>distant future
>zora magically come back

ur fucking iq is sub 100 aint it

>>180059173
not seen is not the same as not existing

>>180059075
its all about intent, gather objects that symbolize mipha and then meditate upon the altar you create
>>180059208
>medlii direct descendant of a zora sage
>zoras love water
>ww is water everywhere

cmon ur just going through the stages of grief now while stuck in denial

>>180059173
In your mind, try very hard, and replace the word "wolf" with "zora", and the word "dog" with "rito". Try really really hard to have a thought.

>>180059319
alright first of all

the wolf and dog arent close relatives at all if you even bother to type are dogs from wolves? into google
and secondly zoras disappeared in ww, a fish people who sleep in water and breath water dont get fucking flooded out

>>180059317
would she require a vessel of a sort to posses? would a 6 foot plushie of her i'm about place a custom order for work?

>>180059319
I hope to dear god you are trolling, because you are very dumb if you are not. Dogs and wolves share a distant ancestor and have nothing to do with his argument.

>>180059453
Try harder.

Dogs came from wolves.
Rito came from zora.
Dogs and wolves both exist.
Rito and zora both exist.

This should be getting obvious, even to you.

I know you are a creationist, and it gives you physical pain to think, but actual evolution does not mean losing one species when a new species appears.

>>180059632
dogs didnt co e from wolves.
rito did come from zora
rito and zora both exist in botw
zora exist in oot rito dont
in ww rito exist zora dont

its like you are tripley retarded, did you even read any of the articles i posted? also im not a creationists but sorry you are such a proud atheist you cant accept science article because is from some random christians. i bet you voted trump as well

>>180059785
It's your fanfiction that zora don't exist. Nothing in the game says that they don't. nothing in evolution says they don't. Nothing says that they don't exist. Are you starting to get it?

>>180060017
do you see any mention of zora besides medlii being a descendant? its implied extinction lrn2readbetween lines, not every fact is handed to u on a platter

>>180060114
There is no implication, that is your creationist assumption about evolution.

>>180060171
what? the question was never how do they exist at the same time and im not even a creationist, otherwise i wouldnt accept the evolution at all. creationism is the opposite of evolution. the zora went extinct then reappeared no explanatiok, instead of pretending like they never went away just accept you dont fucking know

>>180060171
>>180060017
His ideas are supported through the lore of the game and follow it exactly. What's the problem?

>>180060276
You put BotW after WW, not me. Your post is too screwed up to fix, as you were told at the time. Your citation of zora vanishing is your fanfic, and is not evidence for or against anything, because it is your fanfic.

>>180060385
im a creationist apparently is the problem i dont even know
>>180060416
its clearly after ww, where else would it go? its probably, no guarenteed furthest along. it has the highest tech weve seen and the people of 10k years ago invented this tech

>>180060114
You must think that the only Gorons in the whole world are the ones that were on the rafts.

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can we get back to fish posting?

>>180060534
Hyrule was ended in WW. It can be in any other timeline, but not that one.

>>180060552
the gorons didnt also mysteriously ALL vanish when the habitat is their most natural survivable place. zoras thrive in water, gorons dont. them not beoing around is easily explained.

but then you go to earth temple o shit a zora statue even tho thats the rito temple!!! Whadduppp shes medlii anceztor! so no sign of zora plus rito? they went extinct is the only logical conclusion, you hzvent even offered any other explanation

>>180060552
Can you prove there were other Gorons?

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>>180060639
No. Paya time.

>>180060686
stop changing your argument, if you thought this at the start you wouldve just said so, unless you arent samefag then whoops. either way it wouldnt make much sense

it wouldnt make much sense for it tombe anywhere but after ww because of the korok and rito. enough time has passed for the flooding to go away or for neo hyrule to be established

>>180060775
The Zora were easily on Greatfish Isle, before Ganondorf attacked it and sent the Zora's patron deity into hiding. You remember meeting him, right? As with the Gorons, the Zora are easily alive and not met. There is nothing in the game to even hint that the Zora are all gone. The assumption that they are all gone is 100% from creationist misconceptions about how evolution works.

>>180060991
This some nice forced meme.

>>180060918
>>180060639
Fusion!

>>180060991
but we met some gorons and no gorons are implied extinct via having met them in person. when you get told this species is descended from the other species but dont see them around you assune natural selection took place, not creationism. besides, zeldas world is actually technically a creationist world now that i think about it.

i read something somewhere about the gods kicking the zora out of the water because they could find sunken hyrule, the gods wrre the ones that hid it after all

>>180061064
hes not trying to make a meme he legit thinks im a crwationist and that ita an argument

>>180061207
Nothing in natural selection stops two species from existing from the same origin, it only pushes that they need to be geographically separated. Nothing in the game suggests they are gone. The game even gave them a home, and a patron deity, which is the opposite of suggesting they are gone.

>>180061589
then why dont zoras have their own temple? ow8 they do, and now the rito guard it becausr the zora arent there
you are full blown denial pls gtfo

>>180061725
Again, Greatfish Isle. The place that the Zora patron deity had to flee. Remember him?

>>180061795
Where are the zora? their patron deity is there but no zora? you just argued against yourself

>>180061842
Do you remember what happened to Greatfish Isle?

>>180061885
do you remember that the only zora in wind waker is a ghost

>>180061885
Ganondord*f zamaus'ed the island and the jabun guy was in outset. by himself.

>>180061927
Of course, because the Zora existed.

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>leave for an hour
>come back
>both of the retards are still going at it

keep at it you two, you keep the thread alive with your pointless banter, both ignoring how it was entirely possible literal magic from the goddesses could have been involved to prevent the zora from going down to old hyrule.

>>180062063
and why is lord jabu jabu around with no zoras? you digging deeper and deeper normie
>>180062083
i read a hypothesis aboutnthat, already brought it up as well. it went like this: the gods stripped zora of their swimming ability after flooding hyrule, they did flood hyrule. they get their flight from that dragon as well, not natural born.

also the argument was over for ages its been one sided and hes in denial

>>180062252
Why would he have to have them at outset? They have the literal entire ocean. Proof of them existing is their island and their god and that Link's quest was to travel there. Proof of them not existing is so far nothing but your assumptions, unless you have some citation you want to dig up.

>>180062430
thats proof they existed at one point, just like the zora ghost. but guess what? ganon killed the island and their god has no zora with them. just face itz if the zora existed we would see them. we even saw some gorons

>>180062498
And still nothing in the game says they are dead. Just like many many other creatures that the game doesn't talk about. You are just assuming they are, and it only originates with your assumptions about evolution.

>>180062705
what kind of bullshit is this? the only zoras we see are dead zoras. they are legit fucking dead u dumbass this is a video game, they arent just in the ocean somewhere waiting to be found.

>>180062826
You have yet to offer anything to prove they aren't around.

>>180062941
yes i have, many proofs. the temple for the zora are now for the rito, their descendants. if they were both around they owuld get seperate levels, like in botw. or gorons and zora did in oot. not to mention jabu jabu is alive and well from oot yet he has not 1 zora with him nor mentions them. they are gone. grwat fish isle got rekt by ganon, maybe there were some survivora therw for a while but he raped every single one.

>>180063060
Umm. nuh-uh!

>>180063091
C-c-c-creationist!!!!

>>180063060
>If A exists then B can't exist
Your creationism still isn't a proof. Especially when the game provides a new home for the Zora, where their patron deity lived.

>>180063174
>>180063159
Holy shit ninja'ed. The rito didnt come to co exist, they replaced. Also the zelda universe is literally creationism, not that it has anything to do with what i said

>>180063270
Nothing in the game says that. They could be alive or they could be dead, but nothing in the game says it. You haven't provided any proof. The diehard insistence that are dead is just your fanfic.

>>180063270
When you want to bring up a theory, don't be so angry when people have poked holes in it.

>>180063417
The devs told us by showing us they are descendants of zora, the rito are. then by showing us their are no fucking zora. just face it, jabu jabu got ditched for superior fire flyer of hurt tailbut

just look everyone lurking is laughing at you
>>180063091
>>180063159

>>180063486
its not a theory its canon. the zoras are dead in wind waker. nobody poked holes in anything reta-

oh, same typsetting

same use of language

enough time passed for a post

most people arent that dumb

samefag

>>180063495
>showing us they are descendants of zora
This is your assumption about how evolution works again.

>>180063619
Please elaborate.

>>180063714
Why are you assuming that the emergence of a new species means the automatic destruction of the other?

>>180063619
Eiji Aonuma the fucking director even confirmed they are descendants of zora

>>180063905
See >>180063848

>>180063848
That assumption is never made, the zora are missing completely from wind waker you retarded niggers need to euthanize your genes from the human race, i remember when zelda discussiosn werent full of mouth breathing how do i eat cereal durrr im usin fork 4 cereal retards>>180063947
>>180063947
the assumptions never ade, but a new species emerging ￂWHILE the other spwciew s is no where to be found except in statue form, then that tells you they went extinct. especially after a huge ecosystem change like the flooding in hyrule, not to mention fishing is bad in the great sea and very dangerous. its like you people wetre born retarded then act like know it alls do some god damn research u dumb fat cows id kill u if i knew u irl, just to save your potential kids from being born with down syndrome, you have faulty genetics

>>180063947
>>180063848
Not to mention they do not appear in phantom hourglass or spirit tracks, both take place elsewhere No zoras

>>180064086
You just posted the assumption. It has been the entire basis of your fanfic.

>>180047420

why she has enough to explain why she's there, a little about Gerudo society and give more hints of the Lover's Pond

>>180064256
What assumption, and in your words what fanfic? I am reading the authors intents quite well

>>180064359
You are not reading it at all, you are inventing your own thing. You are sill making the assumption that being descended from something means that the original species has automatically been wiped out.

>>180064464
I never made that assumption once, stop putting words in my mouth u god damn down syndrome tard. I said there are no zoras in the game. The rito also evolved from zoras. How do you even get that nonsenwe i hope ur trollibg because if u arent im killing myself

>>180064572
please do

>>180064572
Your assumption is the only argument you've made so far.

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>>180064572
Please kill yourself.

>>180064661
>>180064646
What assumption? There are no zora in wind waker, spirit tracks or phantom hourglass. the devs did this for a reason. they replaced them with rito. clearly they can exist at both times in botw, but this isnt the botw time?ime we are talkong about, in wind waker universe there are no living zora post flood except for the rito.?
thereforw zora are xtinct. its not an assumption its a logical conclusion based off of pre established in universe rules and observations

>>180064803
go away redditor

>>180064931
>>180065053
Cemu?

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>>180065730

Damn, why are so many NPCs so waifu tier cute?

>>180065902
Because the team cared. They actually cared about quality.

Eiji Aonuma: "We created the Rito as the evolved form of the Zora that appeared in "Ocarina of Time" and the Koroks as what the Kokiri became once they left the forest. They appear different, but they have inherited their blood."

also kokiri are to korok as rito are to zora, thos statement hints that and when combined with the instrument scene they basically yell hell zoras got replaced

>>180065839
>That filename
It's just the right size for the great fairy.

>>180065902
There are a lot of ugly ones too. Most of the Stable girl workers, the honey moon girl, entire Hateno minus Ivee.

>>180066035
Koyin is cute! I'd kill Bokos for her anytime.

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If you want to run the cancer into his promised suicide you are on your own. Goodnight.

>>180066115
>a round of beer
Hah, you think Gerudo drink weak ass baby drinks like beer? One of them is sitting there with an entire bottle of whiskey like it's nothing.

>>180066140

So not everyone is beautiful and not everyone is ugly seems like a nice balance

>>180066115

after all the ice I brought Furosa that's Noble Pursuits all around

>>180066217

???

>>180066217
>Claims she hasn't seen the sun in ages and always stays in the dark
>Still has a darker skin tone than a lot of Gerudo

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>>180066592

just show the skin tones aren't a matters of tanned vs untanned

>>180066217
So, what exactly is the GSC for? With all the secrecy it feels like Greta is the town drug dealer, but with a the forbidden mens clothes, it feels more like a sex shop.

>>180066183
Bokos are not for violent

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Best gerud.

>>180067040
That's what the S stands for, dumb voe. This is the reason why you're not allowed inside Gerudo Town

>>180067040

it's a sex shop but it's a kid's game so they can't say it directly

Selling Voe clothing shouldn't be a problem if the women are buying them for their husbands and who's to say they're not

>>180067118

Nope. One of the few distinct Gerudo in terms of look and dress but hardly the best.

>>180067040
>Drug dealer
>Sex club
The obvious answer is it's both. Greta clearly sells forbidden sex paraphernalia along with the best desert herbs to help her clients better enjoy her products.

>>180067421
tfw ur doing desert herbs rn

What would cumming inside a Rito be like?

>>180067770
Like fucking a down comforter.