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Guild Wars 2 General - /gw2g/

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Bubbly Edition

Previous Thread: >>175995186

>Updates and Patch Notes
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Release
>F2P Info
https://help.guildwars2.com/hc/en-us/articles/230165307-Account-types-Free-Core-HoT
>Wiki
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Main_Page
>Developer Posts
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/devtracker
>Builds and Gear
http://metabattle.com/
http://en.gw2skills.net/editor/
>Guides
http://gw2dungeons.net/
http://dulfy.net/category/gw2/
>Market Info
http://gw2bltc.com/
https://www.gw2spidy.com/
>Crafting
http://gw2crafts.net/
>Useful links
https://gw2efficiency.com/
http://tooltips.thatshaman.com/
http://www.guildwars2roleplayers.com/
>Writebin
http://pastebin.com/kRR6ZV7W

>/vg/ Guilds:
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Grovewillow, Peachy Panic, Raid Time, or Rijakk.
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Aktium, Amarin Luxtail, Strider Of Spring, Dex Mindwrack, or Mo Zing Miko.

-Servers only matter for WvW and instancing.
-If no one is online, send a mail.
-If you are F2P, leave your name and region on the thread.
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please stick it in me
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>>176284103
Best skill.
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>>176284171
qt anon, it won't end this way. stay strong and comfy <3
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Tuesday patch when senpaitachi?
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So now that we're not getting spammed by cats. I'd just like to say the macrophillaics are getting out of hand.
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>>176284103
why doesn't she post anymore..
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>>176286575
Shitcora still posts, but Im sure your a HOPE shitter just trying to bait more shitposting.
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>>176286645
but that is vuncia not shitcora??
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I already discovered the golemancer burial chamber POI but yet it didn't unlock with the flashpoint achievment collection (the "crypt keeper" thingy). Is this a bug?
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>>176286575
I too would like to know before the sequel is released.
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Nvm it was a separate POI after all
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Best ship
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Goddamn piece of shit champion arid devourer in draconis i fucking swear

We had this piece of shit at 60% when he completely started resetting its health all of a sudden and with no forewarning

Whoever designed this event at anet should choke on a bag of dicks seriously what fucking retardation
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Is it possible to mod GW2 at all? Like, say, replace a sound effect? Like, say, that godawful annoying as fuck headache-inducing screeching meme sound attached to the legendary rifle, Predator?
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Why the fuck do people wear full legendary shit its ugly as fuck. I can understand having one or two if you can make it work but goddamn people have no fashion sense aside IT COSTS A LOT MUST PUT IT ON, seriously they look like Burning Crusade armors.
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>>176287269
I'm just barely holding on. /gw2g/ reached a level below any other general on /vg/, yes even FFXIV somehow. Quite frankly I dont know why I come here when I can't even get serious answers.
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>>176287349
Status symbol for light and heavy

Cocksucker or sociopath with medium
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>>176287349
Same goes for the dyed in full black/white armours. Absolutely unimaginative.
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>>176287439
You won't get answers because everyone fucked off. They'll only come back when the autist gets his IP range banned.
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>>176290089
I dye some pieces of armor full black often because some of anet's armor looks like fucking steamed shit on a plate of garbage and the black helps hide this.
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>>176290276
Some armours have really bad textures so I know what you're on about. There's always been at least one sperg in this thread though that gets triggered unless you use at least three different, distinct shades in your gear.
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I feel sorry for you guys, this spam has always taken a heavy toll on the thread but it's really starting to show. I still come here fairly regularly to talk about the game; things that piqued my interest, things I experienced, some speculation of what the future holds, lore discussions or comments here and there. I even drop in the occasional lewd post or playful shitpost to poke you guys

But this spam and it's effects have been heartbreaking. Without you guys where will I talk about the game and stuff? I like knowing what you guys think of the game as well, I'd rather listen to you than to Reddit or some other GW2 community. We've been spammed for years and for no good reason, I hope something changes soon
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>>176292440
>spammed for years

Then nothing is going to get done. I only came back this week but fucking hell, if this has been going on for years you only have yourselves to blame for not doing something about it earlier.

Just let the bot run it's course. Don't report anything so that the thread goes past page 10 faster and then don't make a new general.
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>>176292681
>just stop making the general
>then I'll stop spamming
lmao
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>>176292728
I would filter you but I'm out of here.
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Daily reminder that mcharr and femcharr equals junk
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>>176292681
>you only have yourselves to blame for not doing something about it earlier
how? I think you are ignorant of the situation, and are just making yourself look retarded

see>>176292728
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>>176292681
We've faced image spam during the weekends, this additional text spam has only surfaced recently-- within the last few weeks.

It's more than one person doing it, that I'm sure of. I have a friend in FUN who told me that Jugg did stop at some point but a stranger kept spamming for him. It irks me knowing it's some anon who doesn't like /gw2g/ but still finds the dedication to bot spam the thread with confusing text spam from other generals/boards. Too much effort spent on something with little return, even for a troll
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>>176293049
Your irking is all the reward he needs. Acknowledging how annoyed it makes you fuels these peoples' lives, you probably just guaranteed another month of it with that post.

>Too much effort spent on something with little return, even for a troll
On the contrary it's very little effort, write a bot once and let it loose, for all we know he could be sleeping right now.
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Is there somewhere we can petition for help with this, or something? There's got to be some way to bring attention to whats going on here, right?

Imainge if the usage of this kind of shit spreads. It could kill entire boards if they're slow moving.

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>>176297673
usage can't spread, because there's very few people simultaneously autistic and butthurt enough to do it
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>>176297673
Either go to IRC and try to flag someone down (not sure if any admins hang out there or just mods), or send an email to hiro explaining the problem.

Puzzle & Dragons General was recently killed on this board, but by another tactic, just a single dedicated shitposter constantly spamming BLACKED fan art of one character and calling her "spade babe". The thread is now literally dead and gone, the only time it reappears is when that same spammer tries to recreate it to bait people in.
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>>176297645
you can't bot it because of captcha

you could hire a bunch of people in india to spam for you if you wanted though
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>>176298005
>you could hire a bunch of people in india to spam for you if you wanted though
You can, that service has existed for years now.
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>>176298036
you're wrong, you can easily do it
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>>176297810

If this becomes a known tactic for shutting down a board that doesn't get addressed (and like it or not, gw2g is quickly approaching "that general thread that got botted to death" kind of like >>176297860 mentioned), anyone that's got it in their head to shut down a board could.

If this were buttblasted antifa kids spamming /pol/, imagine the resultant shitstorm.
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>>176298430
butthurt does react well with butthurt

i dont give a fuck about this m8, this general's quality has hardly been affected at all by the spam, you're really overstating the problem
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>finished Mirage and working on Illusion
>unlocked Charred Dye from a shitty alt's birthday rewards, looks fucking boss, I regret unlocking Shadow Abyss with my main
>working on my third heavy asc set for Viper
>in constant worry that zerk and viper won't be the to-go setups for power and condi builds in expansion 2

What have you been up to?
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>>176298761
I figure if we seriously overstate the problem enough it might get us little more attention where it's needed.
I'm in the "report ignore and keep going" camp myself.
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>>176299137
m8 the only thing you'll do is make jugg feel good about what he's doing for 30 seconds
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>>176298905
Charred is one of the best prestige dyes in all honesty. Shadow abyss is good for some spots that you want hidden or textureless. I wouldn't put it past anet to make vipers obsolete.

Im making money just to save up
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>>176298905
Zerk and viper still have eons of usefulness left, plus you can just swap ascended stats if something better comes out anyway.
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>>176298905
>wrapping up H.O.P.E. though I'm not even especially interested in the weapon but in just so goddamn tantalisingly close to completing the final collection
Seriosly, just Vinetooth Prime, one of the alpha/beta stoneheads, an emperor mushroom, and like three runs of dragon stand and all I have to do is drop hundreds of fucking gold on mystic coins and crystalline ingot shit and sit in wub for however long it'll take for the gift of battle and I'm done.

>Waiting for my wife to get done with lake doric so I can start the latest episode
Being an adult with responsibilities is suffering.

>pouring through stockpiled materials to see how much shit I can sell because of the aforementioned dropping hundreds of gold on shit

Fucking passion flowers are like 50 silver, and I had like 30 just sitting in my bank all fungible and shit.

Thanks for visiting my blog, remember to like comment and share, vist my fucking patreon and buy a t-shirt.
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>A true warrior needs a weapon for every day of the week
>There are actually people who don't roll around with 3 bags stacked with weapons and alt armor sets

Post warriors
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>>176300107
>Boasts about multiple looks
>Shows us monochrome

I pray you don't have a bag filled with HOPE tier one tone fashion anon..
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>>176300341
>wanting "colors"
>not just wearing steel and furs
Go back to your degenerate salad town if you want to dress up a clown
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>>176300107
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>>176298005
4chan pass. Inexpensive.
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>>176300658
If you get banned while using a pass, your pass remains banned even if you switch IPs though (and in fact it causes the next IP you use with the pass to be autobanned, too).
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>>176300554
>challenging accusations
>on 4chan
you fucking cow

>>176300658
gets banned too, so you can't use it
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>>176299137
>I'm in the "report ignore and keep going" camp myself.
That's worked splendidly so far *thumbs up*
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>>176300587
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>>176300107
How many days are there in a week in the guild wars universe?
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>>176300753
one
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>>176300341
It's a woman in armour and fur, not a harlequin.
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Just made over 32g thru crafting mats

Did i like it?
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>>176288489
No. They already said the DLC would be nothing significant.

Enjoy your trials that are either too easy or impossible, cosmetic DLC, and music video backstory.
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Tfw need only 6 more champs in draconis for the houndskin shoulderpiece but there's no champ trains on LFG at fucking all as of rn
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Post yfw next map will be the first portion of the crystal desert/expansion entry map
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>>176299975
Cool anon
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>>176300107

>tfw battlemaiden fetish

A little edgy but she can still get it
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>>176299975
>tfw made Eureka and hardly use it
>thinking of making HMS Divinity because the projectile and sound are nicer than Predator but the weapon itself is too gimmicky
I need to find something to do that isn't perpetually farming for legendaries
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>>176301731
that would be fucking terrible, it would mean the expansion is going to be a lot smaller than we think right now
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>Tfw hot guild leader is cockblocking me
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>>176301953
it's not cuckolding if you just have a crush on someone in a relationship , anon
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>>176301932
>>176301932
B-but this was from the same leak that also predicted draconis would be sandwhiched between DS and the ratsura capital
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>>176302056
never heard of that leak, also it's on the other side of the map lol, so good thing its wrong i gues
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>>176302056
>>176302184

Isnt that the same """leak""" that said sawgill mushrooms were going to be critically important for meta food? I think we can discount any of the predictions made there though I'm thankful I was able to make some gold out of that.
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>>176302769
man, i wish i had a yet unleaked screen
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>>176303078
I'm pretty sure you could probably fake a convincing screenshot by going to somewhere obscure in GW1's crystal desert and photoshopping a charr in there with some of the leaked mastery abilities/gw2 UI.
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why did they get rid of the crafters in the borderlands? that was a good idea
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>>176304032
because it was the most convenient crafting location

you could literally craft without moving from a spot in overland
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>>176304032
>>176304105

Bank access too for that matter.

I imagine that might have been skewing wub population numbers, because that was literally the only reason I've entered wvw for years, and consequently havent since they took them out
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>>176300107
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>>176304296
I don't think it's about skewing numbers. They also nerfed EH bank/craft/tp area.
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>>176304392
They did? When? What did they do exactly?
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>>176304678
Maybe 2 years ago. Not long after they worked out nobody was buying gem store VIP area passes.
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>>176304790
Everything is still there though. Bank and TP right together. All the crafting shit next to it.
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Won't even let me report now.
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>>176304925
There used to be more. Guild Bank on the stand that is now empty.
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>>176305071
Oh? Well, guild bank is pretty fucking irrelevant anyway, so who cares. If that's all that's missing they probably just removed it to make open maps consistent or something.
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friendly reminder anet hates roleplay
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>>176300471
>>176300862
All I'm reading are excuses. It's not my fault that you all don't even understand color theory.

Not being monochromatic does not equate to clownish color schemes that are equally wrong.
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>>176306493
>wah wah wah everyone is ugly but me *slathers clown paint on face*
what an idiot
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>>176306356
>muh CHAIRS
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>>176306863
These guys need help.
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>>176305378
It's sad that i'd rather see these shitposts more than the autismposting
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>>176306585

>Discounting color theory

Listen here fool.. I demand you look at color wheels to get a better understanding of how colors contrast and compliment each other.

That is all.
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>>176306863
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>>176306356

I'm disinclined to believe that's the case, what with the teenage tumblr-queer cunts that seem to be their key demographic, but they are literally sitting on assets that would make them lods of emone (cough school uniform and swimsuits cough). I imagine the QoL fixes you're probably thinking of, however, are so far off the backburner they cant even see the oven at this point. Fuck, they literally saod they ignore armor issues on charr because so few people play them, I seriously doubt they would ever devote time and energy to a chair you can sit on.
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>>176307132
>waaaah pay attention to me waaaah i'm so good at colors *dyes gemstore outfit in neon green and purple*
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>>176306863

Jesus fucking Christ.
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>>176307278

Dont be so butt blasted. This information will boost your fashion wars in the long run.
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>>176306863
Brain problems...
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>>176307915

Come on man, we get enough bullshit posts as it is, we dont need extra.
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>>176306863
What the fuck did I just read
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Fuck Caudecus and fuck White Mantle!
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>>176307261
Its not even just the chairs.

Megaservers destroyed the community
zero emote support
zero macro support
a small pittance of actual emotes copy pastad from gw1 where they didn't even bother making error messages for the ones they didn't program
zero support for identifying RPrs from the normies, no status symbol, no unique icon (like those pvp ones) nothing.
zero chat log support to save or otherwise modify
zero consideration for RP use of zone maps (the salt that flows when you join wvw or any meta map and RP instead of help)
zero housing support. Guild halls are often used, but is non optimal for many many reasons.


Some could be fixed by mods. but most would require an actual dev throw us some crumbs. Frankly they should do an entire week for RP deving. Who's easier to convince to buy bullshit vanity items? The normie who plays casually, or the autistic RPer who needs a certain clothing style for their fursona...
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>>176306863
>When they're a little sweaty from working out and on the way towards a hot shower!
luring horny rikki with my femsura pheromones into steamy shower sex to get clean
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>>176308810
post your femsura
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>>176308532

Chairs were just an obvious example. It may come off as sounding hostile when it isn't, but re-read my post.

All the stuff you mention falls into those "gems store assets that they are sitting on fir no reason and/or QoL fixes they would never get to because they dont devote time or effort to anything of the sort." It blows, but that's anet for you.

I for one miss the bio screen from City of Heroes, if only for collecting cringey awful backstories. God, that is all I would fucking do in-game if they added that.
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Ayo hol up so u be saying DAT we wuz spellbreakers n shiet???
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>>176307804
This coming from a retard in clown colors who can't stop crying
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>>176308985

AY YO

*steals a charr tank*

YO HOL UP

*impregnates Eir*

SO YOU SAYIN

*does the Carlton*

YO YOU BE SAYIN

*drinks hennesy with captain Penzan*

YOU SAYING LIKE

*collects welfare gold from Knut Whitebear*

WE WUZ SPELLBREAKERS AND SHIIIET?
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>>176308532
>Megaservers destroyed the community
Easy fix: Give us the ability to pick between megaserver instances like GW1 districts. Certain districts could be used for RP now that you can control which ones you enter.
>zero emote support
Like being able to pat people on the head and carry them? We got new emotes a while ago
>zero macro support
Music macros, right? They need to add build templates and somehow allow the use of musical sheets to play automatic tunes. Like a music template.
>a small pittance of actual emotes copy pastad from gw1 where they didn't even bother making error messages for the ones they didn't program
/airguitar
>zero support for identifying RPrs from the normies, no status symbol, no unique icon (like those pvp ones) nothing.
TERA has customizable titles where you can type anything without censorship for others to read about your character. That would require the ability to preview a character and take a peek at their gear, stats, etc etc.
>zero chat log support to save or otherwise modify
Kinda creepy, I think screenshots are enough anon
>zero consideration for RP use of zone maps (the salt that flows when you join wvw or any meta map and RP instead of help)
pls don't RP in WvW, it's too dangerous
I used to do this and ERP in WvW and the amount of times some random bonked us when things got good is infuriating
>zero housing support. Guild halls are often used, but is non optimal for many many reasons.
They seem to be going in the right direction. Scribing could be used for player housing as well with cheaper recipes that craft decorations only usable in player homes. I'd say give it time, I'm sure it'll happen eventually. Also there should be some seamless and easy way for visitors to enter your home without the use of a squad because the megaserver system in guild halls is still buggy. Guild Halls really shouldn't be used as player homes because nobody will see or use the expensive decorations and upgrades you craft
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>>176309582
>saving a thumbnail


Does make me wonder why they used blacks instead of arabs for the middle-east themed location.

The blacks originally resided in Kyrta. Its like they literally white washed everything.
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>>176309582
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>>176309849
Why in the FUCK should roleplayers EVER be tolerated?
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>>176310087
????????
don't yell at me
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guise, what are those red lines under my skills?
they keep appearing/disappearing randomly as i move
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>>176310319
out of range of your current target
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>>176309849
Macros are useful for setting up events. I didn't have music in mind. They can also be a roundabout way to make your own macros. Just as an example, in FFXIV i used a macro to cast quickcast and summon a faery while doing the /blowkiss emote. It was kinda cute no bully.


Saving chatlogs is useful for making a timeline sort of things. Some guilds keep track and make a coherent backstory/catch-up reading on websites. The amount of screenshots that would need would be huge.

Small additions to emotes are minor. Somethign as simple as eating at a table, drinking, or as trivial as having a basic talk animation goes leagues to making RP immersive. They added the talk emote, but its just a constant loop, its rather lackluster. It should only play when you actually talk in /say
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>>176287349
A majority of people care about nothing other than their e-peen. Why do you think nearly every skin anet shits out is so flashy?
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What class should i max boost?
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>>176309894

Forgiveness please sempai, I'm phoneposting, and there's already post with the one i saved, and i CBA to edit.

Maybe they're introducing a crystal desert contingent of nignorns? Wouldn't be surprised TBQHWYF.
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>>176310340
with no target selected, what
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trying to get into the game here - is roleplay totally dead in this game?
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>>176310601
Do you play with combat camera? If you have nothing selected it considers your target to be whatever you're pointing at
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Why did they pick some charr slut for rev when some ill-ass elonian nigga would have been more thematic?

Shit even for warrior sunspears or paragon spec would be more fitting too
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>>176310616
No. Its just super isolated and very xenophobic.

Everyone is forced to be on the same server, so of course the pvp and pve players are hostile to the rpers for reasons.
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>>176310616
All roleplayers should die the most painful death possible.
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>>176310526
>>176309894

Oh, i thought you meant in the image.

Maybe they were going for more north african than arab (even though north africans arent especially black)?
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>>176310526
>nignorns
Braham is already arbitrarily black for some reason, so
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>>176310340
????????
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>>176310958

I mean a canonical "there are norn from this region have dark skin" as an explanation for why there's melanistic folks running around in the frozen norf in the first place.
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>>176310852
what makes even less sense is the weapon choice.

>scorchRAZOR has a statue where she's wielding a sword
>grandkid of another well-known charr (fierceSHOT) that actually used a bow

why the fuck wasn't it just pyre fierceshot?
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>>176306863
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>>176300862
I'm warning you.
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>>176311336
This is why RPrs hate normies.

Charr don't have family names. The last name is the warband name.

Fierceshot was part of the SHOT warband

Scorchrazor was part of the SCORCH warband.

(It could be the Fierce/Razor warband, but doubtful)
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>>176311762
i'm not from a game no sorry buddy
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>>176312097

Wouldn't it be Shot/Razor? The noun is usually the warband isn't it?
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>>176310087
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>>176312097
This is why normies hate RPrs.

That has nothing to do with what I wrote.

I brought their names up for additional emphasis on the weapons they use and relation because it makes Pyre an even more obvious choice.
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>>176312460
Its not a hard rule. But usually. I picked Scorch simply because Kalla was fighting flame legion control and it seemed fitting. Its also a cannon warband https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Scorch_Warband
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>>176301765
why
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>>176312097
I honestly hope you get in a car accident and get so mangled your tibia flies up through your eyesocket.
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>>176309849
Rolepplaying cancer wouldnt be so bad if it wasnt sexual and outright disgusting all the fucking time and gw2 actually had decent lore and factions. Ive tolerated luxon vs kurzick and alliance vs horde shit but this is just fucking IMVU RPing with lolcows.
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>>176312942
>I brought their names up for additional emphasis on the weapons

Except their names and weapons have ZERO relations to one another.

Rytlock doesn't using a piece of Brimstone as a weapon and it has zero connotations to Revenant or Warriors (Or whatever plate class a pistol user belongs to, the cheating bastard)


I can see the strife caused by not using Pyre. He seems like a good choice to be a bow representative. But lore wise hes not as interesting as Kalla. She is the reason the flame legion isn't in power anymore. Pyre started the rebellion, but Kalla ended it.

One of the mistakes Anet did with the current elites if give them ZERO lore or reason to exist. We still don't know why or how revenants exist. Rytlock is literally the only canonical one.

We can hope they're fixing this and having some sort of lore tie in with collections, or possibly how you unlock them. We already journeyed with Pyre in GW1, Kalla is untapped lore.
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>tfw kind of want to play GW1 a little bit again to refresh self on the lore and story pacing but don't remember how to play
All I remember was every zone and story was like heroic dungeon level difficulty and you had to micromanage a full party of henchmen to get through the simplest explorable zone
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>>176311336
There were also two other Charr heroes who were bow users and notorious for their skill with it: Raptorgaze and Deathrain. They had options if they didn't want to use Pyre.

>>176312097
Pyre's was the Fierce Warband.
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>>176313748
If you think it's just coincidence that whoever named them made Kala Scorchrazor use a sword and Pyre Fireshot use a bow then you are mental
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>>176313469
Most of my post was about features that could help RP in GW2 and make the game better in general. I have no idea why you're blabbering about your hatred of RP/ERP to me
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>>176313748
Ok anet
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>>176314016
Thats why it was called Build Wars. With the right hero setup you literally just pick up loot while your heroes do the work. And if you really get your build down you can solo play almost any area.
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>>176314083
At this point im almost expecting the new Rev line to be more beneficial to a sword rather than a bow.
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>>176314457
Renegade+Shiro will certainly be interesting.
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why is it so hard to build a futanorn with good looking medium armor?

why do 150% of medium armor have to be trenchcoats?
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>>176314457
if they did it to necros traits you know damn well it'll happen again
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I tried to get into rev but I just can't, I hate the "you have X energy and you only get to have fun until it runs out" mechanic.
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>>176314760
rev is in dire need of a very thorough revamp
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>>176314695
Youre pretty much stuck with a gem store outfit or the cultural armor.
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>>176309894
Orr is middle eastern/arabic and for whatever reason the Largos

Elona is a hodgepodge of African cultures including the really dark ones

I'm more curious about their stand in for Latin America. Where the hell is Doern Velasquez from? Utopia was probably going to be the Latin campaign
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>>176314985
Wasn't Kryta supposed to be spanish/italian/mediterranean before they got BLEACHED by ascslonian refugees?
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>>176314760
>>176314832
Leveling a rev is so fucking stupid.

You spend the whole time missing skills between having to unlock skills and having the skill slot be level locked.
I made the mistake of unlocking the dwarf early and had a very bad experience when i went into water with zero skills.

This class is horribly designed pre-50.
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>>176314760
I actually enjoy it. With the right skills it becomes a very viable and diverse class. Sites like metabattle are not aware of it but Ventari + Heals Rev is the new pvp meta and the top players use it hard.

Boon Hammer with Staff CC rev is also great in WvW
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>>176315213
They're just swarthy southern Europeans.

I dunno. There's Germans and Greeks in Cantha too though they may have been forced to assimilate under the emperors
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Is there a point in raiding currently? Trying to find a group and it's all "100+ LI's, exp, no noobs" and it's nearly impossible to get into any groups that don't absolutely suck dick.
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>>176315486
Yeah Raids are kinda shitty in how theyre so unrealistically difficult to learn at first by playing that a group will kick you instantly. I tried to make a group once of new players to learn it and they all were like "why arent you carrying us" and kept insta dying by not entering the ring and left. Complete fucking idiots. You absolutely have to have a guild of teammates to wipe 50 times to memorize the shit before you can replay it. And then theres always that guild group that discriminates against you when you arent in their guild and kicks you even though it was a guildies fuck up.
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>>176310526
whats your class or are you new
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>>176308532
>zero macro support

But Anon, that's what the infinite big and small tonics are for.
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>>176314083
Yes discrepancies happen. But that doesn't make the lore reason behind them wrong.

Almorra Soulkeeper has nothing to do with a weapon of choice.
Rox Pickheart/Whetstone had nothing to do with bows or rangers.


>>176314457
Wouldn't be surprised at all. Most of the elite specs were better for a different weapon in some way.
Kalla doesn't have any real lore behind weapon choice. The statue is basically all there is. The leak could be wrong and it could actually be Pyre.
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>>176317160
Not idea the relation to the quoted anon.


Fishing seems to have stagnated in MMOs for some reason. Theres countless fishing minigames in JRPGs do an amazing job of making it fun and rewarding


Dark Cloud 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEUpJzMTflI

Digimon World
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VABHHyfAuy0

Legend of Legaia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38I1ApoqnrI
You could even put Ocarina of Time on this list.
If your post had nothing to do with fishing just ignore more. I'm salty.
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>>176316293
>lore reason behind them wrong.

Again, Charr naming convention lore had nothing to do with what I was saying. The characters were clearly named with an eye towards the weapons they used. That just emphasizes the dissonance in having a legend that not only used a different weapon, but was named (OOC LOLOLOL before you go into another lore diatribe) for their weapon
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>>176306863
Rikki has lost his placement on the cool rat list.
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>>176317746

It's shitpost-tron, anon. Just report and move on.

Sidenote: who else wants racial themed mounts? I'd pay real cash money for a riding golem similar to a larger Scruffy you could pilot with the top down, or one of those Charr trike tanks.
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>>176317746
Apparently you responded to the bot but there are many ways to make fishing in gw2 interesting.
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>>176318848
I never wanted mounts to begin with. They'll probably just be a zone specific gimmick. If not i hope they delete all the waypoints.
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>>176319061
If mounts will be available in vanilla and HoT zones they may be gimmicks without speed bonuses like the carpet and the broom because "muh aesthetics"
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>>176315320
Healer Rev has poor self sustain and gets destroyed by condis, low mobility (thus, poor disengage) compared to Druid or Tempest healing, though.

It works well in WvW, but in sPvP, you'll get focused and CC/bombed without being able to do much from decent players.
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>>176289361
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>>176319061
>>176319219

If we extrapolate from what they did with gliding, and to a lesser extent the LS updates, they will likely just be zone-specific thing used to get to areas otherwise inaccessible/dangerous to attempt on foot, and fewer waypoints per zone. Given the masteries there seems to be a combat aspect too, which implies there's some stuff that may be only defeatable mounted.

I think it's probably less likely that they'll introduce mounts to core/HoT zones though, since I doubt there's going to be too many instances of people doing whatever the mount equivalent of "Jumping off cliffs and forgetting they cant glide" would be.
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>>176319232
Its changed since the recent update, ventari rev is amazing support and is used overwhelmingly by the top 250.
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>>176319907
Really? I felt if they added gliding to vanilla zones then they almost surely will mounts. How disruptive could the mounts even be compared to flying?
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>>176320975
>lets not get too off topic now
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>>176319907

If it works with pets, it works with mounts as well desu.
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>>176312942
Just like R&M
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>>176321325

It REALLY depends on how exactly they're implemented. The masteries info seems to indicate that at least two mounts will specifically have a vertical component to their movement, with one (the manta) stating the height can be increased - that sounds like it's closer to actual flight than the gliding we have now in the core maps.
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>>176322162
>The spam is self-aware
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>>176318238
>Doesn't care about lore
>Visibly bootyblasted by a decision to use one lore charr over another

Don't worry anon. Either way you get a bow to do leet deeps in your sparkle wings
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>>176324127

>shitpost bot becomes self-aware, begins learning at a geometric rate with gw2g as the basis for its personality
>locks down the entire internet as its neural net communicates qualia via copypasting text from one website and replacing it with another
>Shitpost-tron hijacks NORAD, seizes control of the world's nuclear arsenal
>humanity tries one last attempt to communicate with the new machinegod, simply asking what it wants
>planes fall out of the sky and missiles lauch as we get its answer
>VAE SQUATTING ON MUSKY FLUFFY CUNNY POST CUTE RATS
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>>176324861
>learned one of the most basic charrfacts
>brings it up in the most autistic way for no reason

I enjoy game lore as much as anyone but keep your autism to whatever RP circlejerk you belong to.
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>>176319219
this is the BEST SS game, but you're right, completely forgotten
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>>176325464
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>>176325268
ur cute
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>>176325659
>"your replies don't make sense and your autism is showing"
>"WELL YOU PROBABLY PLAY A SPARKLECAT"

yeah okay that pretty much proves my point
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Why do half of these replies look like fucking bots made them from fragments of shitposts on /v/?
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>>176327739
Because that's pretty much what is happening. The spammer guy moved from (just) pics of charr to spamming by copying posts from other threads.
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>>176328787
Some fhd's got creative with the skins in the game
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>>176328181
If you ignore the deleted posts, this general is actually much better than it was a few months ago. I don't know if it's thanks to jugg that scared all the autists away or if they just got bored of their own bullshit but we're having some good game related discussions now.

Also, does anyone know what comes after the third timegated druidstone achievement?
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>>176329003
It doesn't correlate to the botposting, we were having good, and active, discussion thanks to the leaks, and moreso with legendary armor and this new map. The general's still not that bad, but the botposting is definitely a hindrance.
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>>176329003
Its eventually an ascended backpack with a swirling design. Check out Dulfy's site.
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>>176329003
The Wayfarer's Henge is the name of the final ascended backpack reward. Its basically a plant in the shape of that quaggan backpack Shooshadoo but with mystical essense around it.
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>>176329516

Jesus Christ, is Anet physically incapable of designing something that's the least bit fucking understated?
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>>176330345
If you don't have atleast 3 different particle effects at one time you're a filthy casual
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>>176330345
not anymore

everything is faggot disco balls, trails and other sorts of """fabulous""" particle effects
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>>176326185
This image turns me on. Im 6'4 and I row for UC Davis. I love femsura because I want to be abused by a haughty hyper intelligent slut who is smaller than me.
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>>176330345
Even more disheartening considering most of anets popular items have been complete rehashes of models from gw1.

Krytan and profane armor, fiery dragon sword (and the jormag rip off), tormented weapons, destroyer weapons, monk outfit, wedding outfit, mad king outfit, dragon head, elemental sword, chaos weapons, it goes on and on.
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>>176330345
The new shoulderpiece is damn fine, tho
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>>176330345
>is Anet physically incapable of designing something
Yes. If it's not flashy then people can't grow their e-peen by wearing it. They make gw2 for the casual people that will throw money at them.
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>>176330345
It's not like anyone is stopping you from transmuting the previous plain versions over the ascended backpiece.
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>>176330345
>release weaps and shit that are understated
>no one gives a fuck, no income
>release glowy shit
>everyone gives a fuck, gem value spikes
woooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww
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>nextpac brings condi damage/condi duration/precision gear
>condicucks have to do viper gear grind all over again
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>>176334195

Why the fuck to plebs like glowy shit so much???
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>>176334195
Nah, it spikes at any okayish skin. Even when the Phalanx armour came back.
They probably don't want it to fall below 110 gold now.
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>>176334195
more like

>put a lot of time and effort to design, model and implement interesting weapons and armour
>get moderate income
>put a glow on a crappy stick you made in 5 minutes
>get same or better income
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>>176335067
>made legendary armor
>already get the new armor statline
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>>176335745
>Release outfits as separate equipable parts
>Item gets bought and used in creative ways
>Give Destiny's Edgy 2.0 new outfits
>Sell those outfits as one giant piece
>Never make separate models again
>Say its too hard to separate and these work better
>Still clip on charr

They're basically on life support until ncsoft cans them for the latest slut simulator
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>>176306863
>>176335067
>not having Legendary gear ready to go
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>>176336629
I thought so too, but then we get a dev claiming there's 400 of them now.
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>>176336634
even more cancer than /gw2g/

i'm impressed
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>>176308532
>>176309849
>Actually RPing during WvW or meta map fights
I RP too but you should only do it in the guild hall, guild missions or some random dungeon/Fracture inhouse if you're that bored
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reminder that pre-orders started 9 months before HoT was released
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>>176338553
reminder that HoT was only finished last week when they finally released legendary armour
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>>176336782
Its ncsofts only solid foothold in the na market.
Wildstar is failing.
Aion never held water
Blade and soul has issues.


They already have history with city of heros and tabula rasa.


If we could make arenanet a separate company shit would improve so fast. I doubt the jew shop would be needed
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>>176298905
>has
I meant to write "have", not "has".
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>>176335067
>putting effort into a casual game
i havent had more than one set of berserker armor and havent needed to switch out ever.
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>>176338398
Stupid answer anon.

Literally just need a drop down menu

>Log in
>Map seems dead
>Click server ip
>Choose district 2
>Choose district TC containment
>Disable megaserver auto selection for any TC account
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>>176339848
whoa that's a pretty clever system what modern video game has pioneered this advanced technology? i hope gw2 incorporates it soon
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>>176341537
>yfw gw2 uses the gw1 engine
>yfw they actually removed districts from the code
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is there an easy way to "shard / IP hop" in popular maps?

the reason i ask is that there's someone i know who always idles AFK in Divinity's Reach. i thought they were parking their character in a weird location, so i enlisted players in a "50g reward scavenger hunt" to find that player. it turns out that they were idle at the Ministers Waypoint -- the first place i ALWAYS check for them -- but i never get into the right shard. only one of the 15 or so participants did, and yes, they scored the 50g reward (and i was able to briefly get into their map).

i can't always enlist an army of scavengers to scour the various shards until someone gets lucky enough to pull me into the right one, and eventually i'll deplete my 4000g stockpile if i do. so is there any good way to independently shard hop? i only have 2 accounts, and once they're in a particular shard, they usually seem to get sent back to that one.
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>>176343035

Hiding on dying maps is a tactic used to evade stalkers, as they'll either need to be on that map once the 1h count down starts, or they'll need to party up with someone on that map.

You're shit out of luck in that regard.

If they idle with anyone else, perhaps guildies, see if you can get a taxi into that map for your stalking purposes. GW2 has a lot of pro-stalker features (especially dealing with the friend list, and showing people who are appearing offline), but the game doesn't have as much stalker support as you're hoping for.
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>>176343035
No. The shard system is completely shit. Without knowing someone in the shard to taxi you in, its literally just random roulette assuming its not at the soft cap.

Ive been put into seperate shards even though my guild was inside already. I've been in separate shards where each of my party members seemingly went to separate shards.


Being in a massive guild that can nearly take up a shard by themselves helps, as does having a bookface style friends list but you don't have any active control over what shard you get put into
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>>176343035
stalker alert
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All the datamined hairstyles that_shaman has shown on Reddit are going to be accessible to the players, right? Surely ArenaNet won't keep them as NPC assets, r-right?

They all come on human heads to preview them, so I'm guessing they either haven't started on asura, charr, and sylvari or it's all assets for humans in Vabbi and the Crystal Desert. Though I'm sure there's plenty of charr, norn, asura, and even some sylvari in Elona because the Order of Whispers still had the ability to travel between Tyria and Elona under Kralkatorrik's nose and Kralkatorrik created the Brand and blocked access to Elona in 1,320 AE. The sylvari are older than that. Human NPC's retell of a peaceful and lovely Elona even under the rule of Palawa Joko, too, so visiting before the Brand happened was probably a feasible option.

Some of the heads modeling those hairstyles or lack thereof seem to be of Palawa Joko's Awakened. He still commands the undead and the living to join his order of ex-Sunspears known as the Mordant Crescent. Those guys were rumored to be fighting it out versus Zhaitan's Risen minions to keep Elona free from Zhaitan's influence. Nevermind all the Branded just North of their territories who are probably more prominent nowadays thanks to the lack of new Risen being animated to take place of the slain ones.

I doubt Awakened options are available to human players from the makeover kit, so datamined hairstyles could very well be just as locked to NPC's as those models. Although I do hope we see more Awakened races serving Palawa Joko, his lich powers were indiscriminate with dead centaur, human, and maybe even grawl minions serving him.
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>>176344281
tl;dr
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>>176343638
>>176343670

the person i'm talking about isn't "evading stalkers" and isn't even aware that i'm trying to get on the same map as them. no, it's most just that they go to Divinity's Reach, go idle, and then i can't get onto their shard. and this is Divinity's Reach, which is freaking huge and has tons of shards without predictable traffic patterns (like Blazeridge at Shatterer time, etc.).

sounds like i'm out of luck. all i wanted was to see their various ever-changing outfits and continue to catalogue them with videos and screenshots.

>>176343859
>stalker alert

ya got me
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>>176344281
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>>176344609

The first one is really pretty
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>>176344601
you're too old to be stalking rats
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>>176345007
thick Norn women in skimpy outfits. the occasional FHD barbie doll, too. sorry, not into animals.
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>>176345478
>sorry, not into animals.
Asura are people too.........
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>>176344601
>b-but I'm not a stalker

Then just invite them to party and move to their map.
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>>176344601
>apparently not a stalker
>not inviting them to your party
>paying gold to get on their shard
>cataloguing them

this is fucking creepy and very autistic
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>be so much of a cuck you pay other people money to find your waifu for you
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>>176345690
>>176345782
i am a stalker.

all i was saying is that the other person isn't hard to find because they're evading me -- they don't even know who i am. they're hard to find because it's Divinity's Reach and it has a million shards.
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>>176345007
do you stalk rats anon?
what do you do when you find the rat you like?
am i that rat?
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>>176345478
>lying to hide the fact
>>176346649
i'm not attracted to washboards anon, asura have nothing going on
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>>176339085
aion and b&s are very popular though, still making good money but mainly in the east
gw2 is literally ncsofts only western popular title now that even f2p couldnt save wildstar

I don't think anet being separate would fix things. They would probably just look for another backer which would end up being nexon tbqh
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Newfag here, been debating over which class to take between revenant and warrior. Which would you recommend for someone who like pve both open world and instances.
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>>176350161
Warrior.

Revenant is in an absolute SHIT state of balance right now, it's not even funny.
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>>176350161
warrior
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>>176350161
Rev is VERY mediocre right now in pve, people won't go out of their way to tell you to go away unless it's some extreme case of elitism, but they wont feel like you are needed either, healing Rev is excellent in WvW, i'd say definately go for warrior eveybody likes having at least one cause might stacking in warrior is as easy as auto-attacking and the might they generate is shared with the whole party, power or condition damage warrior performs great too
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>>176350621
>>176350623
>>176350634
Out of the "tank" classes which would you say has the most active playstyle? Just afking whilst my 1 is going off is a real turn off
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>>176350963
Both Warrior and Revenant are active, just not for the same reasons.

Warrior can faceroll pretty much anything in the game but you still need to do more than just autoattack.

Revenant has an anti-fun bar that gets drained every time you use a skill/utility.
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This game is garbage
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>>176351247
rev truly needs a new core mechanic

>>176350161
war
make a rev later when they decide to overbuff that fuck
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>tfw you spawn camp both enemy servers while you have outmanned buff
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NotGW2fag here, want to play the game, but feel bad abought buying HoT before next expansion. When does the one come?
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Salty reminder anet doesn't into anatomy
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>>176351796
end of year
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can anet just delete the shit mode called wvw already
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Hello friends.
Are there any codes or special boosts for new players?
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Cozy lil Femsura
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>>176353706
I wonder if WvW has more than 5% of players, would that make raids more dead than wvw?
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>>176284968
who impregnated jora?
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>>176344670
Yeah but you probably can't put it on a male to create Rick James
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>>176310479
something that's grindy and unfun for a specialization that is fun
like mesmer or revenant
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>>176290457
mordremoth used to be a girl!
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>>176353706
they spent a ton of development resources on making NEW wvw maps. they are not going to admit that the mode is an inherent failure anytime soon, and they probably still don't have a replacement lined up - none of the leaks said anything about that
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>>176302030
kys
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywwpqo07VPs

How long can you make it without cringing?
How long can you make it without closing out of your web browser?
How long can you make it without uninstalling just to avoid bumping into this living cringe in-game?
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>trying to do last leg of Endeavor (Eureka precursor) by just grinding
>jesus christ it's been 8 months since I started step 3 of endeavor and it's still not done

and even when I finish it, you have to make the "gift" of endeavor which costs another 100 shards, FUCK ME AND MY LIFE, how the fuck do people even afford to get more than one legendary?
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I used to stalk Oothier but he switched games on me....

Im not wasting money on BDO...
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>>176360146
They spend their minimum wagecuck Taco Bell dollars on gems to gold
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>>176357929
>they spent a ton of development resources on making NEW wvw maps.
ok so where are they anet

pay the FUCK up
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>>176360115
I couldn't even click on it
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>>176360115
Are there any good Gw2 youtubers ?
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nobody wants new fucking wvw maps
desert borderlands was a fucking disgrace although it's comfy to explore in solo
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>>176362459
All i wanted were tournaments with good server mixes. They didnt need to add much.
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>>176362570
when are they going to give us more tickets so I can get my next mistforged hero weapon
i've had these fucking things sitting in my wallet for years now
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In the end.... not even fluffy cunny will remain. Just miles of posts from other generals converging into a single thread.
When did it all go wrong?
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>>176362651
who knows, anet is oblivious to what people actually want.
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>>176362413
Doombox uploaded a big video the other day, that dude was big before GW2 launched

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyHnCL-dg74
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>>176360305
Why stalk Oothier? Are you the anon that smells her?
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>>176362991
>tfw dungeons
c-come back...
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>>176362991
did he basically made the point that dungeon is fun because you can do stupid stuff like cheesing Lupicus in arah?
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>>176305216
poke your eyes with it, might give you +20 insight
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So I just now figured something out - not THAT Anet will never give us a new playable race (because that should be plainly obvious),, but how they set themselves up so they basically CAN'T.

So let's assume for the sake of argument it would be tengu. They end up cheaping out and just slapping the charr skeleton on them, tweak some emotes, make a meme dance, and they're ready to go.

Okay, well, now they've got to do personal stories, six of them if they want to keep the experience even with the other races, But unless they cheap out an play the exile angle they're also going to need a their own city, but they have the dominion of winds all nice and fenced out, so they just have to empty out into caledon for their lowbie shit. Fine.

Okay...so, they're obviously expansion content, but do they have to go through their own storyline in core tyria? Do you want to play an expansion and not do the expansion zones? Is their story set pre-zhaitan, with an expansion opening zones that are set literally years after Zhaitan's death? If it's not, do they get a completely NEW personal story set at the present time? If so that's an entire expansion's worth of content already, with no more room for people who dont want to play weeb-birds.

All of this shit woyld have to be taken into account and designed around by ANET. Anet, who literally doesnt fix issues with an entire race's armor because not enough people play them.

There's no real way to add a race to the existing framework of the game, and it would require WAY more effort than Anet would ever invest to even half-ass it.
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>>176365814
>>176362991

Dungeon, speed running, skipping, etc was fun af
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>>176366995
They could always do what WoW did with things like death knights and demon hunters and just give them a short, quick story instance that says "this is how you got here and why you're different from every other class/race" and leave the rest of the game vague enough that you don't need to ask questions.

You're right though, the base game is kinda set up so that everything revolves around the fact the PC went through the personal story, otherwise they never would have joined the pact, led the pact, slain zhaitan, slain mordy, etc.
Everything is presented as some kind of chain reaction from the personal story, building up the PC as someone who lived through very specific things.
The amount of effort it would take to work a new race into all this is way, way beyond ANet's reach.
Honestly this whole "muh story" angle they played so hard back in development feels like it's really come back to bite everyone in the dick.
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>>176372554
Why can't they just squish a short personal tengu story or something and just pretend they're the pact commander for the LS and HoT stuff? I mean you don't even need to do the personal story for everyone to call you commander in these story segments. Who the hell still cares about PS consistency?
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>From: Blaine Winslow
>Subject: Hello!
>Dear <PLAYER NAME>,

>It's been some time, hasn't it? Remember me? It's Blaine! From the well!

>Things are going great for me down here. Not only did I stay safe in the White Mantle attack, but I'm making quite a life for myself in the well. Even adopted a pet rat! His name is Nibbles. He'll warm up to me soon, I just know it.

>Best regards,
>-B
>PS: I go by Blaine now. Figure its more appropriate for a man of my age.

what's the point of this
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Daily reminder that Canthans are tainting our youth with their figures and wall scrolls.
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A bit of a slowpoke, but how are people feeling about third expansion being confirmed? Optimistic or quite the opposite? I am hopeful that it will be good because it could push gw2 above ffxiv again.
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>>176374504
Actually hyped because it's elona. We're finally moving out of Tyria again.
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>>176374504
I'm not expecting anything out of Anet anymore. I don't think I will be buying it.
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>>176374656
All their poor decisions stemed from being short on cash. If the new expac sells well it could result on improvements being put in place.
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>>176374752
>All their poor decisions stemed from being short on cash.
I don't think cash is a problem, I think lack of talent is.
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>>176374352
Daily reminder that Arenanet canceled any Canthan content because their korean parent company NCSoft absolutely abhors it whenever any of their western IPs try to do "asian" content.
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>>176336634
cancerous to the core
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>see leaks
>revenant gets a filthy charr as a legend
fucking cat niggers i swear
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>>176376404
STINKY FLOOZY
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>>176362991
His AR complaint is stupid. It costs like 50g to be able to do every scale. That's like two days of dailies.
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>>176312097

Pyre's warband was actually fierce.

The shot comes from the fact he's a ranger. If you go by the rest of his warband you can clearly see that fierce is the name.

Just like rytlock he's part of the stone warband, brim is his "role" (probably related to his sword)
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What's up with these guys appearing and disappearing all over the world?
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>>176385360
Forgot pic
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>>176385489
It's reddit, breaching into the game.
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Vae tossing his musky underwear into the middle of the gw2g orgy pile causing max exodus so only mcharr remain
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>>176385489

Sadnomaly. There's a short like filler/flavortext quest to unfuck your brain.

>wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Anomalous_vision
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can someone post a female sylvari that looks mentally disabled please
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>>176386085

You could google "female sylvari" and pick one at random, anon. They've all got them crazyeyes.
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>>176386085
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Did jugg finally kill himself? Is the general saved?
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>>176386958
even if he did he might have incorporated his shitposting venture so now his lawyer is running it and hiring more indians as we speak
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>>176387106

>Time moves slowly in the stone city; more slowly down below where the webs of spacetime were
knotted by the Builders. But still it moves, inexorably. The great gray buildings are all tumbled now, the
mushroom tower fallen, the pyramids blown dust. Of the ullish windwalls not a trace remains, and no
ship has landed for millennia. The ul-mennaleith grow few and strangely diffident and walk with
armored hoppers at their heels, the Dan'lai have disintegrated into violent anarchy after a thousand years
of jump-guns, the Kresh are gone, the Linkellars are enslaved, and the ghost ships still keep silent.
Outwards, the Damoosh are a dying race, though the wisdompools live on and ponder, waiting for
questions that no longer come. New races walk on tired worlds; old ones grow and change. No man has
reached the core.

>The crossworlds sun grows dim.

>In empty tunnels beneath the ruins, the shitpost bot pastes from thread to thread.
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>>176388580

Fucked up the meme arrows there but whatever.
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Great. An actual literal water puzzle in GW2.

Been stuck here for over half an hour now with no fucking idea what to do
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>>176389001
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Flame_Temple_Tombs
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>>176389001

>wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Flame_Temple_Tombs

you're probably gonna need more people.
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>>176366995
>Anet will never give us a new playable race

I just want more classes, three more at least.

IMQHO, there should be 30 classes

10 Heavy armor, 15 medium armor, and 5 Light armor, with Medium armor having the slutties and pornograpghic looking armors, light armors look like lingerie, and heavy armors are literally BDSM tier armors.

Weapons are secretly sex toys and whips and torture devices and shit.

Yes I'm a legally legal pervert literally on a legally lateral literality of over legally extreme turbo darkness.
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>>176390403

Not quite foreverially tied up and delitized, but you're getting there. Better buy the helium tank now while you're still lucid enough to carry on a conversation.
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>>176301391
Like I said, only good game on there is Underrail. If Crashlands were also a good game, then it would be worth getting.
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>>176392268
>helium tank

You'd need all of Earth's air to blow up a single human being with nothing but gas.
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>>176396042
Don't need that much, anon. Just enough to fill the volume of your lungs for five or six minutes.
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>>176396329
It would be cooler if you bought a large tank, sat on it, and busted the valve off with a hammer

I hear tanks "begin to travel" when you do this, just imagine where it might take you
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I don't want to call it too soon, but I might finally have a charr bf.

Known this guy in at least some capacity for a couple years now, but never knew he was an RPer or ERPer for that matter, only ever had OOC game discussion and the normal shittalking of Anet that everyone does. Turns out he's as much of a furry faggot, gw lorefag and RPer as I am, but just hides his power level.
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>>176399658
grats anon, you should make it official!
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>>176399658
>erping
Disgusting.
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>>176400348
>2017
>playing gw2 for the gameplay or story
Disgusting.
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>mfw RNGeesus just gave me jormag's claw during jorlag

Bless the spirits!
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I like how the houndskin piece looks like an arctic fox when you slap some icing dye on it heh
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>>176401173

>really would like the new shoulders for some "wintah ees cooming" cold weather gear
>scaling on my rat makes it look absurd

Asura fashionwars is suffering.
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what % of my pay from my summer internship should i put towards gw2 gems for crafting eureka?
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>>176402794

None, get it the proper way fagget, spend the gems on tools to make it easier.
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At Lv 62. 70 very soon. Where can I get heart of thorns for really cheap? I'd rather not spend 30€ for it.
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>>176403284
you can wait until the next xpac and hot will be included with it for free
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>>176403284

They JUST dropped the price, so I seriously doubt you'll find it any cheaper apart from those gray market key vendor sites.

I know for you euronigs that's like three curries and a week's worth of "walk past a public bathroom without getting raped" passes, but you'll just have to suck it up.
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>>176403284
just fucking buy it you poorshit, you're literally missing out, old tyria content is GARBAGE compared to hot
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>>176402794

You aren't going to get any more pleasure out of spending your goybucks on Anet. The sooner you finish it, the sooner you'll just be making your next item, and wanting to spend more goybucks on it.
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GW1 story
>surviving in a post-apocalyptic fantasy land
>traveling to a land protected by mysterious unseen ones and discovering their true identity
>facing a murderous samurai villain who turned a whole sea to jade
>many mysteries that felt cool
>fissure of woe

GW2 story
>lesbian drama and getting it forced down or throats, that it is considered a main story
>one annoying asura solves all problems with technology and we are the ones to try her devices
>for a year a salad shat all over past lore and merged xenophobic factions, annoying asura adores her

How could the story devolve this way?
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>>176403284
Can the Expac be bought with gems? or do you need legit currency to buy it?
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Why is this general so anti-ERP?

Why is HOPE so anti-ERP?

Why are GW2 ERPers weirder than other MMORPG ERPers?
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>>176411621

>the year of our lord two thousand and seventeen
>people STILL bitching about scarlet and muh lesbians
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>>176411872
You cannot exchange gems for the expansion.
You have to spend $$ for it.

However, you own the expansion you can upgrade from standard to deluxe with gems.
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>>176412389
Thing is that it appears that new drama between the lesbians will take up time of new story instances.

In a game that centers its development on its "living story" yet somehow got much shittier story than its predecessor should be bitched about.
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>>176287349
The game has shitty ugly skins and dyes cost alot.
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>>176413183
>yet somehow got much shittier story than its predecessor
I honestly feel bad for you if you actually believe this.

>>176413952
>dyes cost alot.
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>176414520
>AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
12 year old detected.
Spending almost 200 gold for a dye IS expensive. Not everyone is a fat unemployed machild who grinds for hours like you in this shitty excuse for a game.
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Brain drinking eldricth abomination invasion when?
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femdom femsura making me give her all my gold to kiss her feet
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>>176416036

>almost 200 gold

I was going to say "yeah, it's expensive if you want to be an oversaturated fucking mess or an edgelord," but you went ahead and did it for me.
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>>176416062
femcharr invasion when?
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>>176300107
The armor combo looks nice enough, but it's fairly dull in color. You can use other natural metal colors in the composition to add some personality to an otherwise npc looking character.
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>>176374504
I doubt anything will change in relation to ffxiv. Xiv will always be ranked as more popular because it's got both ff fanboys and console drones, and gw2 will always be a better game because ffxiv is just terrible.
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SHIRO DID NOTHING WRONG
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>>176417263
mcharr invading my ass when?
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Post a picture of your main, /gw2g/.
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new leaks when?
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>>176418940
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>>176419015
"Please stop." is the equivalent of "Please clap."
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>>176374504
>third expansion
Wait what? I am a retard and I often miss stuff but when was this directly or indirectly announced?
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>>176419015
And let's not forget that many people on reddit outright deny the leaks and think that they maybe are fake. And they also get triggered by mounts coming to their "muh special" mmo that lost its uniqueness long ago.
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>queued in LFG
>power PS warrior
>some random PMs me about how power ps is fucking garbage and i need to be condi to get a spot
>"there's no point in crafting exotic viper's so what should i do"
>tells me to reroll dragon hunter
Do I just cave and build an exotic viper set? Or go farm an ascended set from fractals?
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>>176420990
What fractal level did you queue for?

I have played power PS as well as condi in many high level fractals and never got complaints.
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>>176421158
I'm queuing for raids but I didn't think condi was THAT in demand.
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>>176420990
Power PS is better than condi PS in fractals. Those people are retarded
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>>176421356
Strange, as far as I know condi got better DPS against bosses other than KC but it shouldn't be a dealbreaker as warrior is brought as support and not DPS.
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>>176421803
>warrior is brought as support and not DPS.
Condi PS is brought as both.
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>>176422575
Should still not be a dealbreaker desu unless the group is DnT, QT or other speedrunners
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>>176421356
They're just an autist blindly following what they've read as the meta. Condi PS IS better, but a power PS is perfectly fucking serviceable for clearing bosses. It's pretty telling that they weren't someone in an actual group you were joining telling you this, but some fuckhead who saw the listing in LFG and felt the need to sperg out.
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>>176422682
>>176422575
I'm LITERALLY just trying to learn the fights and kill bosses. Doing average DPS is good too, but I'm not trying to go for rankings (or whatever it is in gw2)
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>>176422575
>8k dps tempest
TEMPEST MAINS
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>>176411621

SJW's think that virtue signalling is equivalent to talent. They just substitute talent for annoyingly preaching their politics.
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>>176426080
I really wish western video games would stop pushing politics. Thank fuck the Japanese game industry doesn't give a shit about it.
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>>176426013
And I felt bad for my 16k dps average in fractals.

I should still feel bad though
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>>176411621
have you seen the gw2 dev team? it's all purple haired otherkin transsexuals. expect to get shat on by the vocal minority of ERP'ers who are literally from tumblr
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post yfw marjory gets cucked by faren
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>>176426282

ikr? Its fucking annoying, and even people who might agree with the politics being preached oftentimes want to play vidya to ESCAPE from this and other topics RL.
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>>176426282
completely untrue. the japs just don't care about the same issues or they interpret them differently. the oligarchy ("selfish adults") is their patriarchy, and that subject has dominated every branch of their media for the last 20 years. either way you have a bad guy in the form of an old man who abuses his authority, and a neon-haired protagonist
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>>176426282
Remember when RE5 came out and the precursors to SJW's went nuts over it being racist because you were a white dude shooting black zombies? It took place in Africa. The japanese literally never even looked at it that far and were shocked that people would even complain about something as asinine and unbelievable as that.
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>>176431095
>the oligarchy ("selfish adults") is their patriarchy, and that subject has dominated every branch of their media for the last 20 years

>the boggyman is old people
>for 20 years
>yfw some of those people fighting against the old people are old people themselves, they are what they were fighting against
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>>176420990
LFG for what, raids?
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What was in the patch?
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>>176437692
new map inside a volcano, pretty big, with some story instances. and a new shoulder skin
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>>176439190
>>176439190
No i meant the one from today lel
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>>176440425
Nothing new, just going through code and fixing up lines to run more efficiently
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In FO:NV, are sewers worth exploring? I know about Thorn, is there anything else?
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so is there no effective dual pistol class/build

pvp
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>>176437692
did anyone else get refunded unbound magic for buying the druid runstone fragments? I was at <1000 yesterday and needed to grind for one and now I suddenly have 3k+
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>>176440425
deletion of all revenants
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>>176440425
Deletion of all sylvari
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I feel like this game needs either more types of dailies that fill the */3, or a wider pool of dailies. Doing the same shit every day in different areas is boring.
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>>176411621
>tfw Anet killed the GW1 look of the scariest elder dragon
BOW DOWN BEFORE THE POTATO DRAGON
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>>176447258
yeah but that's just the head and that's pretty big
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>>176447258
desu I didn't like the look of prim in GW1.
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>>176447258

They probably thought Primordus' old look was too Eurocentric
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>>176412389
BECAUSE THEY STILL KEEP FORCING IT INTO THE STORY
THEY WON'T LET IT FUCKING DIE
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>>176443447
What happened between 1Q and 2Q
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>finish up sprouting the druid stone
>excited to start the final collection
>then...
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/news/The-Wayfarer-s-Henge-Backpack-Disabled-May-10-2017

well fuck you too, anet
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>>176447258
he got fat damn
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Cute kappasura enjoying eating yummy cheeseburgers
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>>176451493

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5R2LyyLSVo

Somehow they still manage to surprise me with their incompetence.
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>>176449283
q1 was right after the release of HoT, so most likely hopeful people still playing. Q2 was when people realized that nothing will change. The lack of updates and content really did a wonder for GW2.
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ahri is a chink
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>>176453447
Y'know, fucking over PvP and to a greater extent WvW really did a number on the population who want something better to do after beating PvE than mindlessly roaming around Tyria.
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>>176443447
looks like gw2 isn't long for this world.
NCsoft murdered City of Heroes to support GW2 and now it's all for naught
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So I haven't played in a long time since release Logged back into today and I have a level 20 Guardian, and 22 Engineer. Decided to start up a Hunter with a bear.

Is there anything I should know about bear hunting?
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>>176453835
The game starts at 80, you have nothing
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>>176453858
Awesome, So I'll just fuck around. Also it's a Mesmer and not an Engineer. I could have sworn I had one, maybe I deleted it.
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>tfw i remember Wooden potatoes has 10 alt accounts where he farms dailies
>he did a video on it maybe 1.5 years ago
how many mystic coins could he possibly have by now
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>>176451493
They're probably freaking out because they realized they let everyone get an ascended backpiece for next to nothing since you don't actually have to buy the 1000-unbound magic runestone every day.
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Someone befriend kittdai pls
I see her online and she is lonely
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>>176454643
t. kittdai
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>>176454291
>10 alt accounts

Is this legal?
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>>176455921
Yes
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>>176456171
Yes. Probably actually less than the HoT maps if you count their vertical planes.
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>>176456171
I hope they're more open instead of having groups of mobs next to groups of mobs like most maps where you can't even go anywhere without running into them.
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>>176456260
>if you count their vertical planes.
that was marketing bullshit
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>>176456260
>vertical planes in auric basin where you spent most of your time on the ground for the meta
>vertical planes in dragon's stand
tangled depths and verdant brink are the two big ones
this is only what testers had access to see, maybe not what arenanet has being finished before expansion launch

>that gap between vabbi and the desolation
>that gape between the desert gate in fields of ruin and crystal highlands
>that snow patch in crystal highlands
we only have 1 ls3 episode left, there's no way anet would just teleport us so far there's not enough maps linking the two areas together
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>>176456752
christ, this pic makes HOT look so pathetic
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>>176290607
Ugh...I like the Exalted designs but I would have loved to have these guys be sort of Super Exalted or some such.

Maybe add some more recall devices for these guys in particular
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>>176310087
massive multiplayer online ROLE PLAYING game
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>>176456171
Looks like 3-4x the land mass though. But how will they make it interesting? TD and VB were so amazing because of how complex and three-dimensional they were with so many nooks and crannies to explore. The desert is just... the desert. I guess they could make some cave systems, but what will they do to make the zones truly unique and interesting?
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>>176457348
A "roleplaying game" and roleplaying faggots are two completely different things.
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>>176457412
>TD and VB were so amazing because of how complex and three-dimensional they were with so many nooks and crannies to explore.
fuck OFF those maps are ass cancer, purposefully made hard to traverse because they're actually TINY
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>>176457836
Oh wow, it's a 12 year old pleb with shit taste.
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>>176412389
>>176411621
Admittedly, the very concept of Scarlet was done fucking godawful.

There was barely any personality there...a motive that is only stated explicitly and a notJoker caricature.

The issue is that Arenanet doesnt seem to have writers. They're playing around with the lore but they don't have any character writers, anyone to really come up with compelling personalities.

Every living world instance, I get more afraid of Rytlock getting flanderized, more ambivalent about seeing Braham in any shape or capacity, more apathetic about the two lesbians.

Rox and Taimi are tolerable, sort of.

It wouldn't be so bad if there wasn't SO much emphasis put on the party characters here. I mean most stories rest on their villains, not their supporting cast.
Even more than that, the Dragons were an interesting concept that devolved very quickly.

Like initially, we just overcome the Zhaitan by shooting it with glitter. Then, we find out all the dragons have weaknesses. Zhaitan's weakness was getting killed, and apparently that wouldn't work for Mordremoth so we do that weak inception type shit.

LS3 is honestly the most interesting story of GW2 and that's literally only because they are moving away from the dragons (a direct threat) to the Mursaat again (an indirect threat).

The dragons could have been salvaged if they had a clear idea of what they wanted to do with them. IF the dragons really are sort of inherently linked to certain aspects of the world, it should be explored way more. Zhaitan's control of bodies and his inherently corporeal nature, Mordremoth's psychological effect should have been explored more too, he should have been constantly trying to bring you into a psychically weakened state through stress.

Primordus and Jormag being fire and ice are obvious but they could do something interesting with it being action and inaction, that Primordus gets stronger with momentum while Jormag gets stronger the longer it festers in a location.
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>>176457904
my taste is also not refined enough to love taimi's hilarious quips, right? or to appreciate dyke soap operas?
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>>176457513
ERPers are retarded, but they're the product of the role playing scene in this game being left to the most autistic degenerates, with nothing to bring in normie players to role play casually.

The issue is that this is the most Theme Parkey of all MMOs out there. You literally have the story spelled out to you explicitly in cutscenes, that's your role. The systems are extremely set in stone, there's basically no interaction between players outside of what the devs herd them into.

A little bit more player-player interaction freedom would do wonders, even player-world interaction that's more spontaneous and systemic.
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>>176458024
False equivalence, just shows you're even more insecure in your own shit opinions, you can't stand by them without moving the argument.
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fluffy cunny
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>>176458101
you didn't make a stunning, flawless logical argument, you called me a 12 year old pleb with shit taste you dickball
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>>176458143
>you called me a 12 year old pleb with shit taste you dickball
Because it's the truth. And you immediately retreated and tried to change the subject rather than defend yourself, just shows how hollow your so called opinions really are.
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>>176458195
> tried to change the subject rather than defend yourself,
ok

i'm not a 12 year old, and i have good taste
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>>176458227
>and i have good taste
Well that's obviously false because you hate the best zones in the game.

>i'm not a 12 year old
Considering you have no ability to conduct an argument or handle bantz, you may well have the IQ and emotional development of one. Stay pleb, pleb!
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>>176458320
>Well that's obviously false because you hate the best zones in the game.
they're shit, because they're artificially hard to traverse to hide their small size. like i said before
>bantz
>Stay pleb, pleb!
go back to r*ddit
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>>176457513
A rose by any other name will still have its prickly thorns.
Roleplay is roleplay. You may not like gay roleplay but it's roleplay.
People will do what they want so maybe you should look the other way and do what you want, too, anon.

>>176457412
>But how will they make it interesting?
Domain of Vabbi can have the entire city of Vabbi as explorable content. Kralkatorrik's branded earth is also showing there, indicating that there might be a meta related to him. Sort of how Dragon's Stand is the entrance to the final personal story fight with Mordremoth. I was hoping for Vabbi to be a new main city/social hub but that would just empty out Lion's Arch and the other core Tyria cities for this new one. I suppose it is better to not strip the current large cities off their player populations.
The Desolation can be interesting because of mounts and the ravines they could help us cross to avoid the sulfurous sands that insta-kill if you touch. Like a "floor is lava" map with Junundu helping us traverse further into the map after a certain point. I think Palawa Joko's Bone Palace is there, but for the most part it looks like it works like it did in GW1.
The Amnoon Oasis map reminds me of the earth keep at the WvW Desert Borderland. That can have plenty of vertical space.
The Elon Riverlands is probably what you're describing as "just the desert." There could be some vertical adventuring at the southern portions of the riverlands though.
The Crystal Highlands look more like the WvW Desert Borderlands with canyons, mountains, cliffs, etc.

I'm pleased with what is shown but I really want to know what that snowy region at the Crystal Highlands is and what order we travel to the final destination. I don't see a connection between the Desolation and Vabbi which is odd because all zones except the Desolation have hints of Kralkatorrik's branded/corrupted earth in them
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>be thief
>go far at open
>war and rev follow
>already know it's an uncarryable automatic loss
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>>176458509
>Roleplay is roleplay. You may not like gay roleplay but it's roleplay.
You misunderstand.

ALL roleplay is fucking cancerous and should be scoured off the face of the earth.
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>>176458749
It's just pixels and pixel fucking.
The only true cancer replicating itself and ruining MMORPG's is trying to be WoW and cater to the WoW mentality by abandoning the original vision for the game

But then again WoW is king of ERP so maybe... feels too gud fuck it
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>>176456909

Let's be honest here. It kinda was.
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>>176458603
>be war
>go wherever I want
>win
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>>176459036

>it's just people typing descriptions of what they would like their mental simulation of their videogame character to do to the simulacrum they've internally constructed of someone else's mental simulation of their own video game character, occasionally while one or both people are masturbating, while their actual game representations just kind of sit there where they left them and possibly clip into each other.

Fixed.
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>>176459634
No, we're all really sylvari and charr sitting behind our monitors.
ERP is the way we plan our sexscapades for the evening.
Then we meet up in real life Salma District and rent out a room at the Last Chance Saloon owned by a real norn in bear form and do our thing.
I swear anon! You looking too deep into silly horny things is not a waste of time!
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do people still update the writebin or no? I haven't written porn for it in awhile but it hasn't updated since my last one so is it dead?
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>>176460060
dinny's femsura x golem dildonics story is the best.

>tfw old waifu wasn't kinky enough to fulfill this fantasy
>had to read something written by dinny to satisfy that itch
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>>176300107
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>>176461162
Phnurt's story is the best.
Is it even in the pastebin?
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Do I have to be in the same realm to join the guild?
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>>176464537
No, you just need to be in the same region.
Server/realm only matters for WvW, nothing else.
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>>176465127
Actually no, I forgot you can actually join a guild cross region as well, but you can't play with people cross region.
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>>176461576
what is it like to be barbed by vae?
don't say you don't know
i saw you two flirting
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>>176456654
And now the marketing bullshit is wide open spaces for mounts to rn and jump over

There is no way maps that much larger are getting the same density of content
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>>176284103
Vuncia died for our sins
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>>176461576
Looks like a blond donkey moose goatman on two legs
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>>176443447

>Purposely leak info for the next expansion to boost your sales numbers
>your earnings still shit the bed

I'm laughing
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>a few leaks just under a week would effect a whole 3 months.

Oh boy.
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>>176300107
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>>176470518
>>176470472
shit

this looked so so so good

i'm so sad we're done with the sylvari story, I really wish we had more
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>"gunman" themed second thief elite reintroduces ricochet for p/p builds
>it becomes viable in pve
>unload becomes an even bigger menace in spvp and roaming
>mfw
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>>176472024
please fucking god
I quit the game for six months when they take away our ricochet
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>>176472024

Who's to say we're even getting it back?
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>>176472843
no one, just my harmless fantasy
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rikki butt
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>>176473291
Kissing Rikki on the BUTT.
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I loved ricochet so much that I would sometimes just log into the game and wander around random pointless zones just shooting everything in sight, it was the perfect thing to keep me logging in (which is very important for F2P games, it's what they strive for). It was so idiotic of them to take it out.
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>>176473215

Ah, then dream on friend.

All equiped weapons showing when...
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>>176473708
Dyeable back items when? I've given up on weapons.. but come on.. they use the same parts as gliders and those are dyeable.. what the fuck
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>>176454248
don't delete your characters, birthday presents get actually really valuable
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>>176474531
>tfw no ultra valuable tradeable gw1 birthday presents worth 5900 ectos
oh shit do you still get gw1 presents if you don't log in?
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>>176474628
yes
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Thy Relief NA
This is how I get into the secret club right?
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>>176472024
>implying it won't be some useless ass burst build and you'll be stuck with base thief/daredevil for any PVE content worth anything

You know they're going to fuck it up. It's going to be some PVP only garbage like scrapper was, they gave engis the hammer they always wanted and then kept it from being any good in PVE. Shit, that happened to guardians too.

>here have a bow!
>oh shit it isn't useful except in ~P V P~
>have a scepter buff instead because lol fuck you
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>>176461576
get out of my homeland furry scum
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>>176459995

>it's just goofing around anon! It's not pathetic and sad because it's just a goof! Any shitty behavior is totally excusable and doesnt reflect on the person doing it whatsoever if you say that you're just kidding!
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>>176468472
that's pretty much exactly what charr are, except the females have squirrel tails instead of donkey tails
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>>176470461
Vae clone
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Daredevil is fucking tits though 2ph so the new spec would have to be pretty damn good to consider replacing it. It's a shame they don't just go full powercreep and let you run both elites, let the game advance to a new level already. (Almost) everything always feels so watered down in this damn game, like they can't ever let anything be too fun, it has to be MUH FAIR AND BALANCED so in the end very few specs ever feel special.
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>>176476360
Frostgun Necro
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>>176476360
some of the hot elite specs were upgrades while others were sidegrades

its far more likely the ones that were sidegrades are now getting upgrades, and vice versa, a profession getting a second sidegrade is a bit less likely, and getting a second upgrade is anet-tier likely

thieves dont really need a sick pve spec because daredevil is already awesome for it
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>>176476360
>It's a shame they don't just go full powercreep and let you run both elites
>condition purifier with longbow

I'm getting hard
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>>176476447
To be fair that shit was absolutely fucking retarded in any overworld setting, but people figuring out that a 5 year old item from a random vendor in GF would do insane DPS is a feat in itself.
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>>176476360

They need to make deadeye a condi spec.That's the only way it's going to beat daredevil for power
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>>176477085
it was FUN, the only thing we need in vidya is FUN and the more retard it goes, the more fun it is
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>>176453784
only after aion and wildstar gets shut down
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>>176453784

>units in the chart are in millions of Korean won
>GW2 had 12.5 million USD in sales last quarter

We don't exactly have Anet's P&L in front of us, but I'm pretty sure we're okay for the time being.
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>tfw I want to play gw2 but I have a new job I'm not used to and I just want to lie down because my butt really hurts
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>>176483091

Just get one of those silicone cone dildos and work on stretching your asshole out, and make sure you lube up really well between each guy.

Get well soon Oothier!
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>>176481424
Maybe. You know who else was turning a profit, though...
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I'm a loyal HOPE member, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in Black Citadel where I would often practicing pvp with Jzaku in the Black Citadel Arena and helping Corrupt decorating HOPE Guild Hall, but one day as I was talking to Corrupt, we went to my house for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"

This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Faeeq and he agreed that you would be PERFECT for leading guild mission, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Faeeq said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.

I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.
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>>176483637

CoH was over eight and a half years old when they finally shut it down though, and they had pretty much been sunsetting the game for a while before that was even announced (The Rikti ans Hero 1 were fully explained with there being strong indications of peace on the horizon, Statesman's death, the whole Dark Astoria questline ending in a giant finale with every notable NPC at the entrance cheering you on, eventually the final confrontation with the praetorians ending in a cataclysm destroying that entire dimension).
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>>176485131
They were cut off in the middle of huge plans. The Coming Storm never got to arrive. The quality of their patches had been increasing with each one. New tech for missions and explorable zones was being developed and numerous quality of life improvements were being implemented. The sudden decapitation of the franchise came as a shock to everyone, as well as NCSoft's baffling refusal to consider selling the IP.
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>>176485131

Oh, also Recluse's girlfriend being brought back from the dead to chill him out some.

I legit cannot think of a single story thread that wasnt wrapped up in a little bow by the time the game was shut down.
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>2017
>Still wearing flashy wings
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>>176485729
>"still"
>indirectly admitting you actually wore them at some point in time
kys cuck
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>>176458509
>kralkatorrik's branded earth is showing there
Thats the domain of torment spilled out of Abbadon's realm. We went over this in gw1.
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>>176486029
>margonites replaced by a shitty ripoff
>destroyers replaced with rock goblins
GW2-only cucks don't know how bad things really are
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>>176485891
Everyone went through that phase between 2005 and 2008.
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hello gw2g

I havent been here in a long time. Years.

does anyone know somebody who wants to buy my account?

I dont have the expansion BUT

I do have a *permanent hair style kit*
plus like level 80s for every class, got one legendary (kudzu), got two characters full ascended armor if i recall...

how much is this worth??
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>>176486841
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>>176486907
lol'd
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>>176486907
also have they released any sluttier outfits than this classic
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>>176486965
that was some MSPaint of my character someone made and posted here long long ago
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>>176486841
why would you sell it now that the game is on the up swing
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>>176487164
is that true?
I dont play anymore and I have no desire to log back in...
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>>176487323
the reason I thought to come here in the first place was I saw some people on twitter saying the new living story was excellent
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>>176454248
the qt girl on the right should never be deleted
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>>176486841

anyway PLEASE BUY MY ACCOUNT

or please tell me how much you think its worth at least??
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>FHD avatarfag
Begone foul demon!
>>
Where can I read the leaks
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>>176487982
It's almost like you're brain dead and don't know what avataring really is like.

>>176488002
http://imgur.com/a/fWhnp
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>>176487982
>thread has good looking characters for the first time in months
>you're too furry and gay to appreciate it
like poetry

>>176487708
nobody wants to buy your account, fuck off
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>>176488492
b-but... permanent hair style kit...
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>>176486993
yes
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>>176486841
go to gw2 efficiency dot com and take a screenshot
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>>176488643
wow, good tip, now he's gonna take a shot of the default page without an api or anything

dummy
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>>176488769
i mean they spell it out for you on the site, it's not hard to click on some things and copypaste some stuff
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>>176488604
qt don't quit
why don't you want to login?
you might like the new hair styles and slutwear
and earn daddy's cummies
don't you want to earn the title of daddy's kitten™ ?
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>>176488769
I'm not THAT dense

however

I am having trouble logging into my account on arenanet in the first place...
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>>176489291
now i have to email support to get around this old 2 factor authentication
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>>176486841
$3.50
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Every real life gril obsesses over her hair kit.
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>Has zero desire to log in and okey the game
>loads of pics of their FHD to avatarfag with though

Conversation that this had spawned aside? Fuck off already.
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>>176490017
don't bully her, i'll kill you
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>>176490017
they are good memories... yes i kept the screenshots

what is FHD

I tried to post the funny ones for you today mostly

S O R R Y
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>>176490017
>oh my, I wish there was a handsome male to help my poor FHD
>my account has 2, count em, 2! Rare items!! Here are some booty pics as well
>oh my tag is #### come message me in game!
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>>176490093
the only person you'd kill is yourself quite honestly
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>>176490017
>says nothing when the charr and rats get spammed to hell
>whines about humans
Literally kill yourself and spare the rest of the world.
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>>176490301
I also had two precursors (staff and pistol)

but I gave those away to friends when I quit

why is everyone so mean
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>>176490308
don't make me boi
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>>176490689
lmao its ok anon
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>>176490672
>Catrinnes
you're too qt to quit
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>>176490672
>why is everyone so mean
>posts another avatar screenshot in basic bitch slutty FHD gear
>whiteknight orbiters rushing to defend m'lady
This general is pathetic
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>>176490420

>implying you know who I am and my posting habits
>implying rats and cats have been spammed at all today in the first place
>implying that even if they were spamming it wouldnt just be the standard "post cutesy feetsies <3 :3c" memeing bullshit instead of some tumblr transplant trying to scam a proud papa into forking over shekles

I know the pretend boobies made your peepee feel funny anon, but that's no reason to get so upset.
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>>176491104
what i say
don't make me
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>>176490949
thx bby


>>176491104
I showed you my dick answer me

what is FHD
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>>176491153
>today

>thing happens for five years, better be quiet
>thing happens for one day, better explode with butthurt
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>>176491153
>I know the pretend boobies made your peepee feel funny anon
Uhh, I'm a girl?
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>>176491237
>FHD
oh

i just got it

female human daughterfu
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>>176491237
Female Human Daughter

Some female human main players memed here about being the "proud papas" of their female human characters and wanting to follow them into the women's bathroom to make sure they were safe and stuff so it caught on and now all female humans are known as "daughters" AKA Daddy's Kittens

Some male anon even posted himself asking other anons to post the proud papas of their FHDs
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>>176491282

>implying again that somehow you know that haven't said shit about rat and cat posting

Anon please. It's embarassing. Just go jerk off and take a nap.
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>>176491642
nah, it's just a meme that came from elin in tera or whatever they as far as i know

they were a race of lolis so the daughter thing makes sense

i dont think almost anyone thinks of their human females as daughters, that would make a bit more sense for the asura on account of their infantile looks
>>
>still avatarfagging
>has to post for every individual thought that occurs
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>>176491801
I know perfectly well you whined here and you didn't whine 99.9% of the times charr were spammed. Ergo I'm right and you're throwing up a smoke screen without saying anything real because you're embarrassed you're a furry faggot.
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>>176491932
leave us girls alone, this is our board
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>>176491932
hi
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>>176492028
C U T E
U
T
E
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so as someone whos been away for years (and doesnt own the expansion)

did they ever make new permanent dungeons?

or are people still grinding CoF every day
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>>176491642
>>176491830

Christ, I dont know if you niggers are just baiting or are that ignorant.

The whole FHD thing started with some anon posting an image similar to pic related (but i think horizontally flipped for some autistic reason) with the text

>tfw you only log in so you can see your human female daughter
>tfw watching her stretch

Literally every single thread for years. Human female daughter became HFD which became FHD because memes do that shit sometimes.
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>>176492747
Probably not, since their new shit is raids and map-wide meta events

No, people grind the aforementioned map-wide meta events.
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>>176492842
Geez okay meme master
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>>176488604
>use kit
>hair color looks like shit in gw2 shitty lighting system
>have to use another kit to fix it
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>>176492971
yuck
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>>176493206
You know that kit is going to explode in value once the new expansion rolls out, right? A lot of hairstyles were datamined and are not being released
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>>176493352
cool

wanna buy it? flip my account, take the profits
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Permanent hair kits! ! !
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>>176494019

!!!

love your outfit
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>>176493502
>ruseman
THIS is a relic.
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What can I do as a GW2 player who has been out of the game for about 1 and a half years?

I have a lvl 80 warrior with shit equipment and 411 armor forgery or whatever its called

I want to get in touch with the game again, but I feel like no expansion + knowledge is going to kill me

Also, is there a lot of farm involved now that is F2P?
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>>176492842
Christ, I don't know if you are just baiting or are that ignorant.

it started out with a proud papa telling everyone the story about how he brought his daughter to her first orgasm (the daughter being the female human he made)

nobody has ever said "human female" that alone just sounds retarded
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>>176495031
yo dude lets be friends and rediscover the game together

well until I can sell my account that is
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>>176456171
Damn, these new maps will probably big and empty like the living world maps they put out feel. I hope they add mobs everywhere.
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>bots have fallen silent
>conversation dies as retards flock back to shitpost

I WAS WRONG

JUGG COME BACK

MAKE AND END OF IT ALREADY
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>>176495612
>PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION
holy shit calm down, heres your reply
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>>176495948
what did I do wrong this time

is it because i posted a screenshot

is that frowned upon in this general
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>>176496095
cause i dont give a shit
>>
>Like initially, we just overcome the Zhaitan by shooting it with glitter.

But it wasn't just that.

Before, we had to literally cripple it by gouging out its eyes, destroying its mouths which gave it a magic source outside of Orr, and lastly, purify the Artisan Waters which was its main draw of magic IN Orr. We starved Zhaitan and drove it into a corner to make it weak enough to be shot down.

Zhaitan's strength was definitely its minions and its reach (both with their sheer numbers and its far reaching corruption), but its minions were also its weakness (The Eyes and the Mouths blinding and starving the dragon)

We found the means to systematically weaken Zhaitan, stymie its corruption with the Blue Orb at Fort Trinity, and ultimately destroy Zhaitan throughout different story segments of the Personal Story. The laser was just the killing blow.

I agree with your other sentiments, particularly the aspects of the Dragons being fleshed out further. Mordremoth did try to control you in Dragon's Domain if you play a Sylvari, but that's not much.

I kinda fear for Rytlock too.
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>>176495928
gw2g will die regardless of bots, no bots, jugg or no jugg, cunnyposting, you name it
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>>176495928
at least one is human, i take that any day
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>>176457943
dragons can never be saved because the game engine is too shit to handle large characters moving around, it will always be fixed position claw trimming or some terrible human sized avatar boss
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How are Revenants currently?
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>>176496095
that anon is just trying to bait you into erping with them while you are still around

>>176495031
fractals and dungeons
I dont think going f2p has changed anything with farming
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>>176498207
Ventari rev is kind of an unknown meta at the moment that hasn't caught on outside of the top 250 in PvP

The rest is pretty meh, hammer boon rev for wvw is decent but has very little sustain, and like any other rev build requires a lot of discipline with knowing when to kite and abandon battles

the new renegade line for the next expansion will likely suck altogether or be better suited for a different weapon than shortbow
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>>176498207
Ventari Rev's got some use for WvW since its got better heals and sustain than Druid and around the same as tempest. It gets focused and murdered in sPvP since it lacks any good self sustain/disengage, though.

Power Rev is garbage, but still its best bet if you can play perfectly and dont suffer to bugs. Revenant also isnt' really meta for raids, even though they're still usable.
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Does GW2G have a discord?
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>>176501667
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>>176457943
>Rox and Taimi are tolerable, sort of.
>Taimi
>tolerable
hello, tumblr!
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>>176501943
Both guilds have one, and they're cool.
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you monsters

stop reporting my sister
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>>176503707
Is there a link?
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When will you be buying your daughter a permanent hair stylist contract so she can do her hair whenever she wants?
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Post good medium armor asuras and good norn light armors
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>>176508824

You ask the impossible.
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>>176508824
What kind of asshat picks Norn to be a beta bitch class?
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>>176362413
WP used to be good but now he is just trash.
>takes him one week to release lore videos of the current patch because he basically knows jack shit about lore and needs to rely on the shit people on reddit say
>his "quality" videos consists of twitchstream recordings
>gets paid for fulltime work on patreon while releasing 1 video a week
>wonders why his channel doesn't grow
>tries to branch out with other games, chooses to play through all elder scrolls games

This guy is borderline retarded

>>176360115
You should see her "husband", that guy got a nice young piece of fuckflesh.
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>>176508824
>>176510015
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>>176508824
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>>176508824
profane ftw
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How do I look lore-friendly with heavy armor in this game? Most heavy armor is plate, chain and other pure medieval stuff that doesn't fit within the high technology story. Aetherblade chest piece bugged on human male.

Are outfits my only option?
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>>176506794
Just join for link, I think they don't care if you leave after but hey, 5 slots, why not?
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>>176405249
If they're 100% robotic then they're no longer cyborgs
This isn't some ship of theseus shit, the line is incredibly clear
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>>176456135
Oblivion definitely had more spirit in it than Skyrim did.
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>only the charr players spam the thread
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>tfw no femcharr wife
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>>176511789
Plate is lore friendly, there's no high technology in the game, it's more technomagic of whatever you want to call it so full plate armor works.
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>>176513001
there's a bundle of them now shut up
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>>176512462
that's right, only charr players spam 200+ pics each thread one after the other
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>>176512462
>Femnorns post pics
>Charrfag thinks this is spam compared to charr screenshot doomsday
>Some FHD funposting less than 10 pics is even mentionable when talking about charr spam
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>charr anon complains about little stream of femnorn pics
>starts his spambot
hmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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>>176514343
really gargles my marbles
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>>176514343
>blames charr players for the spam
>shitposts commence
It's your fault
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>>176507528

A TMK will allow her to have blue flower hair, what other need is there?
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>>176514183
You got robbed for 200 bucks
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>>176511287
>>176511508
>>176511720
Can nu-Anet and its affirmative action quota developers ever release armor or outfits like Profane ever again?
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>>176515265
A male cultust or fanatic remake or even something as lazy as a scar pattern that glowed from GW1 would be better than the legendary shit they pulled out of their asses.
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I miss Vae
He was a good avatarfag
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Bot Anon is really mad, he's making them post so often.
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post cute
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>>176324106
I am looking for the no combat/hiding style.
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>>176486229
Breakdown?
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>>176517386
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>>176517386
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>>176517386
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>>176517939
I wanna give her pats and take her on adventures
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>>176465724
I wouldn't know.

:^(

>>176468472
I don't see it.

>>176475843
It's comfy, I can't. Ascalon is full of ghostly niggers.
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>>176513128
We're hitting autism levels that shouldn't even be possible
https://breakdancingronaldreagan.bandcamp.com/album/please
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>>176497953
I suppose.

I mean the idea of a Dragon being a more flexible entity than an actual lizard but can be so huge that you accidentally wander inside it is cool but there are issues they have to work out.

I mean we don't have to be facing a huge boss in a single instance. You could do something like a mix of the moving platforms in the Dragons Stand (Heart of Thorns) instance where you have the spinning spinal cord.

I mean I actually really like the Dragons Stand final encounter, it felt exactly what a final boss for a Massive number of players ought to feel like. It was JUST organized enough to herd players to where they needed to go. I kinda wish we used more of all the masteries we collected for it but whatever (Like using Exalted recall, Nuhock chak redirection, mushrooms, etc).

Anyways, back to my idea for how to deal with Jormag and Primordus: you battle to more and more critical points from the bottom, and you sort of 'reinstance' within the same instance as you go, like with the Marionette battle.
>Start at its toes, with occasional access to its joints
>Every so often, the map will hit 2-3 conditions needed to 'stun' it for a very short window during which we can use our mounts to do a jumping puzzle or combat-path needed to move onto the next stage, its limb itself
>Do the same thing on 4 limb sub-instances, weaken it until you can get access to its back
>Back is the most vulnerable area, as well as the most dangerous given enemies and minions around


You basically have each Dragon be a sort of dungeon in of itself, where you have to have proper masteries and skill to move onto its most vulnerable points, while players at lower areas help you get access to the next areas.

>Area 1: Small Limbs on the Ground
>Area 2 access: complete events in Area 1
>Area 3 access: complete events in area 1 and 2
>Area 4 (the head) access: complete events in 1, 2 and 3
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>>176521385
Wait, what are we talking about?
GW2 in general or something in particular or what?
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what a horrible general
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>>176522275
wtf are you talking about
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>>176476447
>70+ shambling horror beta builds
Anet just fucking flushes fun down the toilet
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>>176524198
Yeah, PvE should be wacky fun in GW2, at least open world.
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>>176529169
Frick off Vae
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just realized warrior will never get a pure dps build no matter what elite specs come out, because phalanx strength isn't part of an elite spec
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e-sport just means you can win prize money for playing a game. Sponsorship likely included if they are successful. It doesn't denote the games depth of play.
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fuck hot, fuck all the super mario shit disguised as """content", fuck the masteries, fuck that MO faggot
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So am I supposed to just burn all of this on obsidian shards, or what?
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>>176535902
not much to use it on.
save it until you need it.
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>>176535902
youre "supposed" to spend it on the t3 cultural weapon skins that are like 60k+ karma each, but the only real viable uses for it are Wintersday presents during the festival and buying oversized and shrinky tonics and random minis in the living world new maps
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Can't beat these two in terms of atmosphere.
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>>176343670
me too
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>>176330345
Its 2017. Try culturally enriched.
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>some random person says my character is cute
DAY IMPROVED

Thank you, you wonderful stranger.
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> the amount of delete crap posts is reaching half the thread levels of amount
about time

anyways, wanting to get into raids, what are the 2 best/most needed classes? i dont mind learning new classes and I have tons of fractal chests to gear anyone for anything
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>>176543374
>chronotank

Just like how it has always been, way back to the CoF P1 zerker meta. Mesmer is required, but most people are allergic to playing the class.

>Healz Drood

Again, MMO shitters are allergic to playing healers too.

Anything else is basically "just do DPS" tier. Whatever the flavour of the month DPS build will be most in demand.
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>>176543730
>my main is chrono
fuckin awesome! what sorta stats and skills are required?

if able, list the healer too, i was a monk back in gw1 so im sure ill be ok at it in gw2...
r-right?
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>>176471057
>shit not-dungeon keeper
But I wouldn't play that game if you payed me.
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post more fhds pls ty
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>>176492842
And he did that because it was an already existing meme for years before that. Just because you're ignorant of how far back it goes doesn't make the first time you saw it the start.
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Is it worth to get back into this game? Is the expansion mandatory? Havent played like since before it got released. Is elementalist still a shitter in pvp? Thanks for answerin
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>>176545364
xpac is mandatory. You'll get your $ worth but it may not have a ton of staying power atm.
ele was never bad in pvp and still isn't.
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>>176545364
>Is it worth to get back into this game?
Meh
>Is the expansion mandatory?
Yes, tyria content is garbage and you need mastery and gliding and HoT stats and elite specs
>Havent played like since before it got released. Is elementalist still a shitter in pvp?
gw2 pvp is garbage so who cares
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>less than 2 non-bot posts per hour
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>>176545540

And the number of posters has gone up by FOURTEEN. shitpost-tron is is in full gear right now
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>>176344407
>>>/reddit/
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>>176545290

In the context of the thread in general and the acronym specifically, fuckass.
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I enjoyed the game a lot, really well done in both the artstyle and gameplay, if a tad too easy. Really, this makes me want to have a sequel never ever to see what happens to Six.
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>>176543893
There should be builds for both in Metabattle
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Lads what's the easiest ranged class to fool around? WvW and some open world shit
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>>176549512
Ranger/Druid, they have good build variety for WvW and their pets can tank open world AI.
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>>176477314
Wonder where I've heard something like that before?
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Is ArenaNet too internally handicapped to care about WvW?
Are they purposely ignorant of the state of WvW like a bunch of procrastinators?
Do they honestly see themselves surviving such how damaging the state of WvW is to their game?
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>>176551725
>just give them ascended shit to buy with badges of honor + those talisman marks that you have to craft
>that will shut them up
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Jugg, I used to like and support your caturday, but that's just sad.
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>>176338398
If it makes you feel any better thats only because the bo is almost as autistic as the spammer. Imagine what you can do in life if he can become a bo.
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>>176411872
These retards are playing with fire
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>>176471057
sorry, anon, i only support good games.
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video games are gay haha
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>>176551725
They don't know what's good for WvW and neither do WvW players.
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>>176286732
Are you one of those retards who think sections where you can do literally nothing but follow NPCs are not glorified cutscenes for an arbitrary reason?
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Mfw it's gonna be raining soon IRL. Perfect time to stalk.
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>>176400639
Actually I'm retarded and the crapchan post was about 2 hours earlier. Forgot archive's time and my time are different. Nuke the thread.
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>>176418401
Another reason I love The Witcher 3.
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>>176458749
Sounds spooky
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>>176298005
>not getting the cage gun and griefing your classmates
OP, I am dissapoint.
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>>176306632
>>176343670
Yeah, Galo-a Sengan!
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>>176310340
He's using the monkey mask and porn to lure them into a bed of explosives. Essentially, what the jews have done to the west.
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>>176311362
>baby first fps
>full of noobs
You don't say?
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>>176329516
Is this suddenly a reddit thing? Heard a lot of normalfags talking about how exciting the game is and trying to form an e-sport out of it.
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>>176307146
>just because it had a really good library of games doesn't mean it was a good console
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>>176376218
How the hell did you get it to not fly away and fuck off?
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Good lord one can hope.

Please be good.
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Bully
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So how many claws I need for Celeste build? I currently have 3 axes, 2 claws and 1 spear.
I need to replace the spear with something later, but it is a good placeholder.
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>>176315213
The fuck are you talking about? I reinstalled Winter Assault the other day and I'm still under the influence of muh nostalgia crashing on me.
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>>176316057
The yellow quality are even worse, since they change the model a bit. First one they did basically added a dildo as a foregrip to the AK and brass knuckle style grip.
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>>176310087
>o-only reddit h-hates mmos!
>r-right guys?
>am i f-fitting in yet?
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>>176348825
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DAO was shit
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>>176512384
Is that an actual screenshot? And at least they're bothering to fix them and not charging for it. For Ubisoft that's impressive.
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>>176357929
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>>176310448
>necrophilia
FUCK
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>>176374352
>breaking your own shit
>regularly

Are you a retard or a nigger or both
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learn to greentext nigger

it's too late in the thread, nobody will see that garbage
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>>176314563

It looks that way, I'll say that much.
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>>176489283
isnt the one in lost alpha have a useable gun?
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I thought ACV's multiplayer stuff looked interesting but I never played it, what made it so bad?
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>>176319232
go for it
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I shouldn't be surprised, it's an easy cash grab especially with extra nintendo content, but I'm still somehow surprised. I assume anyone that still plays the game would want it for PC for mods and unlimited terrain generation.
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>>176535902
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>>176351686
>Last Pic
How did I never notice Giromon/Tekkamon's bulky right arm.
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Make some fucking memes Jesus Goddamnit Shit
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>>176357202
As with >>176335576 and >>176458195 I will also echo that there is simply no need to consider your invitation.
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TFW can't sleep
TFW WvW will continue to be shit
TFW can't hop on WvW for late night fun
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>>176322674
Doc link?
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>>176301534
**that have no business being on there

oops
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>>176487982
I got tumblr images
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>>176502367
I had nothing wrong with this controller. So who knows why fags here hate it so much.
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>>176314695
OP is a dildo
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>>176312981
Time to stock up on fries, I guess.
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I wish Victoria 2 ran better. EU4 with all it's fucking bloat chugs along like a dying train, but at least he has a functional borderless windowed mode. For some reason Vicky2's Borderless window just doesn't seem to work properly.
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Prove me wrong.
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1.3.5.5 doesn't seem to be beta anymore, buyfag version updated
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>>176310852
IIRC she chose to appear as an attractive female because it made men easier to deal with. Something about being distracted by delicious blue tits.
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>>176487641
You're the reason I had to make it! Don't make me go full autist on you again!
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>>176314104
Is this suddenly a reddit thing? Heard a lot of normalfags talking about how exciting the game is and trying to form an e-sport out of it.
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>>176339848
It was tougher than the other tests but not impossible. It was just cram-proof I guess.
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>>176515208
>>176470461
>bot offline for a week by now
Yes it is easier than pestering sawa
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>>176440425
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>>176329217
what a needlessly ugly game.
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>>176304790
>why can't I remove anders
This, dear god this. Also the shit ambiguous ending, the cop out with the red crystal and the byzantine requirements for the obvious choice of you being the next lord mayor.
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>>176459191
Sage for double post. I forgot to mention that's part 1 of a 19 part series of articles. You can find all the links at the bottom of the article.
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>>176491957
is it an actual eroge, or just a PG13 dating sim?
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>>176511887
I get the exact same thing trying to run this in wine
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>>176416256
No one ever queues for savage anything, this is all PF or bust, and soon not even that
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>>176456260
I still don't get it.
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I honestly can't tell if this is some new shitposting meme or if there actually people who defend this retarded commie gook.
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>>176459163
>>176480008
Why don't you just tell us what album you're after? I'm 90% sure anything on there would be available elsewhere.
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They really pushed this one out fast after the first one. Wonder how jewish they'll go with the DLC practices.

Also, I want to help and provide good care to that skink.
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>>176318845
I'm not that bad.
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>>176440425
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>>176320858
When will there be another hot wheels game?
Why must it be on a game with bad ports and bad consoles
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>>176308315
No I didn't.
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>>176557032
>>176491104
I refuse to say it, anons. I refuse. At least I got a knife before my friend did.
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>>176511887
>inb4 he skips the 1:11 too
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>>176402436
DAO was fantastic
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>>176310601
Go on.
Do it.
Unleash the beast
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fuckit, we /tg/code now.
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>>176490794
Some people here do know.
Note, OP said "Gamers".
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>>176491104
Appease the raging frustration inside by exercising what little power you have over your environments.

Summon your mother for tendies.
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>>176307278
It's that one shitty flash game that i forget the name of. I remember you needed to be really gentle with the sterring wheel otherwise you'd tear it off and your car would go crazy.
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>>176458143
Fatal and incurable
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>>176556997
You can get 50 in three days or less even if the one with 18 stack wasn't already a weekly. The clusters are only like 80 lore tokens each.
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oh god help i fucked deploying 4 linux boxes and can't get into them
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>>176357202
Disable torrent client after downloading, might help.
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This… kind of works.


See for yourself if it's any good.
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>>176298036
>>176475843
You don't like her because she's missing a dick, don't you?
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>autist still spamming the thread even after bump limit
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>>176319232
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>>176473830
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>>176473830
thanks, dude. I just need people to see it so they know it's there. anything helps.
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>>176554917
Still pretty active. But dead hours are still dead hours.
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>>176556852
What's the goal of evil aliens and why are they deemed evil?
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This… kind of works.


See for yourself if it's any good.
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>>176411621
Oh sorry, princess, thought everybody gotta at least tried bayo by now.
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Skyrim
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Weird, my screen shows OP samefagging for the first 19 posts.
Anyway, thanks to the drawfag who drew this gyate.
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I miss Danny Baranowsky :<
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>>176443447
This is why some people switched to console, you can buy tennogen shit with plat there and it is pretty cheap, 75 for helms, 165 skins, 105 syndanas and 10-20 weapon skins
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>>176490308
Enjoying your diversity, goy?
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Fist of the nor….I mean blackbelt
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>>176556979
>>176374752
Thanks for the info. I played to high 70s because I saved enough to get gear for my facebreaker warchief totems. I don't recommend it, totem delay makes me want to tear my eyes out and 5k life is not ES.
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>>176301932
Source on artist? I just came here for Shantae porn
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>>176441104
>projecting
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>>176470048
I didn't know there was a sonny 3
Sounds like I was better off not knowing
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>>176376218
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LET'S GO CLANNERS WON'T KILL THEMSELVES
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>>176491830

It's not kawaii uguu anime, but it's anime.
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>>176548894
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>>176490689
>flying, laser beams, and frost breath
>boring
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>>176556259
bumpinh yhid
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>>176308218
Sour grapes.
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>>176360146
>now answer to the problem
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>>176461162
this is true for all sentry guys. theres not a single game where the sentry can "hold its own"
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>>176310616
>This autist again
>Still no proof of RNG
Kill yourself
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>>176543374
deus grazia was fun! thanks for bringing me!
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>>176321325
They started playing because of LOL MEME XD
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>>176460060
You can play the game by yourself if you want.
You get two AI teammates instead of real players. The AI is kinda shit.
They're getting a big update soon which will make them more useful than actual players, though.
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PC port pls
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>>176486183
>>176557094
>>176459163
I see, seems like I'm not woke nor fleek enough to know that.
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>>176432957
>I'm looking for the generic modern horror game style
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>>176312216
>communist Nazi
This place is shit, I don't know why I even bother
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>>176559761
OP is a dildo
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>>176495180
That makes sense. I never considered that before.
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>>176421158
>>176513578
>>176492985
Squall died disc 1 rest of the game is his final fantasy before death
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>>176489559
Still pretty active. But dead hours are still dead hours.
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>>176342542
Name of game: 円交少女 ~陸上部ゆっきーの場合~

>song related, liked it so I went on a wild goose chase
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>>176346257
Buy a used PS4, wait for bb to go on sale. Goty is on for like 20 bucks at every one or two months
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>>176551725
>including borderlands and overwatch
Stob. But I agree, I love playing engie and setting up defense lines with turrets in EDF.
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>>176318848
>No Chaika
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so did the server die?
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>>176556708
Marriage.
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>>176556461
More than ten billion easy.
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Also 1st for hot elves
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Are you asking for SMT or what?
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>>176318848
what? Clem a cute
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>>176324106
Traditional medicine to to be used as a general supplement to your every day health maintenance, not as an emergency help.
When shit go south it won't help you, but using it constantly will overall help your health.
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>>176336487
>open Sim City 4 with weather effects and weather disasters
MUH DICK
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>>176309849
What a huge game. Just….wow its huge.
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>>176362970
Its like ninja scrolls in Ninja Gaiden. You want to use bombs? Oh sure, now let me take away all your points for using it.
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>>176344407
They do. Is it about the claim in the filename? 71% of statistics aren't even accurate anyway.
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>>176561214
and linking people to the new version in op instead of an old one that will never be touched is common fucking sense.
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>>176453649
>What are some good games for this system?

I'd like to know as well since I have an emulator on my Wii U for it
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Post more autism
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>>176559343
>tl: I got killed by a scrib and cried casual tears all the way back to skyrim.
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>>176543893
>Skyrim did the same exact thing too.
A DRAGON IN HELGEN!
QUICK CALL THE JARL!
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>>176518080
What's with japs love with Siege?
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>>176312460
> After the first bomb dropped the people of Japan wanted war more than ever, because they believed in the idea of to the last man, woman and child.

I believe that, after the whole Japanese Cop and Titanic thing.
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>>176556795
>>176287179
Jesus fuck, this is like ME:A levels of mediocrity.
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>>176336629
>cropped
APPLY YOURSELF
Here's an extra
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>>176344407
>tfw no SFM of Jane teaching Clem to lesbo
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I fucking hate what they are doing with the updates.
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>>176556430
She reminds me of Andy Milanakis for some reason.
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>>176298430
Same time that
>If someone likes a game or movie or TV show or politician that I don't, it's autism
stops, I'd imagine.
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>>176556734
Yeah just buying low and selling higher than what i paid for it. I let people come to me.
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