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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz5BU44_h74
"Pop it don't drop it" Edition

>list of good comm. servers
http://www.teamfortress.tv/servers

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf | tf2outpost.com | backpack.tf | bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf | trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf | scrapbank.me
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W

>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing
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i like tf2
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>>176228360
i like you
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i like non-fempyros OPs
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Startling lack of hats for a TF2 post
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Threadly reminder that medic mains are gays or girls.
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Demoknight was a mistake
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I just joined someones etf2l 6's team out of pity
Did I make a mistake?
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>>176229727
BasedViva, breaking stereotypes left and right. He is neither a homosexual or a woman. It's a Christmas miracle
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>>176229727
I always wondered why so many girls play medic and develop huge ego's because of it.
I got a some theories tho
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>>176230663
yeah a season takes almost three months and you will be devoting a lot of time to that team if they want to scrim which they will
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>>176228360
TF2 is a good computer-game.
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>>176231018
they keep rubbing my dick tho, describing me a "beast" and "godlike"
It's a nice egoboost, it feels like I am pretty girl surrounded by horny mormon boys
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>>176231090
i know that feeling except some of my teammates are actually good
one of them said i was a big fragger
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>>176230938
It's easy enough, medic doesn't require much skill, and he's the backbone of his team. Therefore medic players have huge egos and it's perfect for attentionwhores, so women naturally gravitate toward him.
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>>176231602
Well, medic does require skill, but he doesn't require as fine motor skills or hand/eye as the other classes who can actually frag* This is also why so many deviants play pyro.
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>>176230663
I've been searching for a 6s team for 5 days now :(
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>>176231816
what class
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>>176231858
roamer
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>>176231916
we already one that's really good sorry
good luck though
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>>176231090
see if any of them will rub you irl, then it may be worth it.
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i should proof read my posts better
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I'm the cosmetic connoisseur and Ill rate your loadouts.

Rate mine and Ill rate yours.
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>>176232926
You are NOT him.
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You have a considerable amount of knowledge in the being a faggot area.
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>>176233307
why are you wearing that then
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>>176233497
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>>176233497
Well, I am bisexual.

So maybe.

>>176233554
Themed, similar color scheme, perfectly fits with the shape of the beard.
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low tier unusual or professional killstreak australium
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>>176234068
Depends on which effect or australium it is.

What're you planning on buying?
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>>176230938
as a medic main
theres something....weird.... about watching everyone work together and knowing that your the reason they dont have to run away from fighting every 2 seconds

that and z2 is like headpats
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>>176233307
not
>Well I think I know a little more about cosmetics than him, pal. because i INVENTED them! and PERFECTED them so that no living man could beat ME in the art of STYLE.
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>Expecting creativity from Wanderer
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>>176234410
Baby, I'll z2 you all day.
I always say Thanks to all the fellow teammates who try to work together.
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>>176234661
I guess referencing things are considered creative now. Besides I was gonna originally do that, but ehh..
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I wish the runner's warm up was a good hat.
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>>176235075
What in blue blazes are you doin'?
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>>176235075
Stop
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http://tf2r.com/kwtvewa.html
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http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=921159323
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=921590643&searchtext=
bost werkshoop EBIC
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Epic.
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>>176235438
>fempyro with the hula girl dance

GOD DAMN..
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>>176235075
>>176235425
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>>176235438
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=921265456&searchtext=
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>>176235885
o fuk,
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>>176235438
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=916668223&searchtext=
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=327814079&searchtext=
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=188764264&searchtext=
and now actual epic;
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=234331980&searchtext=
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=893162720&searchtext=
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=439337070&searchtext=
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=869230280&searchtext=
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http://tf2r.com/k1vcelk.html
http://tf2r.com/k1vcelk.html
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Did a quick video of me exploring 2bine if anyone is interested

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98eZ4vi2QTk
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Did a quick video of me offing myself if anyone is interested

https://youtu.be/ZizaVicM3LI
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f
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>>176236740
its almost like a team fortress classic map
>>176236976
its almost like i actually want him to be serious but for really though.
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AM THE ONE AND ONLYY
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>>176236740
they made the bridge easy to get onto yet didnt add something to help escape the water

big mistake!
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>Viva hasn't offed himself yet
>Still shilling his april fool's day video.

It's disgusting.
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>>176236740
2bine mid really sucks though
the best part about turbine was the midfights and control over the whole area
if you fall down the pit its impossible to get jump out not with the rocket launcher (because of the water physics) and not as a scout (unless youre exclusively using the winger)
the map maker completely butchered it imo
he should have made turbine mid as normal (maybe replace the three pylons with the bridge) and under the mid, make the sewers look like the airducts in turbine
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http://tf2r.com/kd9cwug.html
geitem while they hot
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>>176237848
VIRUS DO NOT CLICK
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>>176238092
Why click on raffles in the first place?
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>heavy medic combo
>kill medic
>hurt heavy pretty bad
>he gets random crits
who needs skill anyway lol lmao haHAA Xd
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>>176239172
Medic's blessings upon his pocket for the avenging kill
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Come play with /v/

vanilla rotation

216.52.148.223:27015
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>Playing with /v/ermin
No thanks. They're probably all shit.
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>vanilla rotation
>highertower
cant fool me
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>>176240130
ruffle it
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>>176240130
Why?
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>>176240130
KELI NO
YOU WONT EVEN GET STRANGES
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>>176240130
>no strange flame thrower
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here it is, my epic
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>>176240259
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Post simple, comfy loadouts.
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Oh wait it looks like I accidently held my mouse over the items, concealing the rest
silly me
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>>176241302
lmao
well now at least you have
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*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
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>>176241345
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>>176241576
thats not simply nor comfy you doof
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>>176241345
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>>176241489
don't you fucking dare
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>>176241640
>using grey text on weapons ever

Not comfy for me, desu.
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Well just my luck
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jesus christ how horrifying
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oh...
oh no...
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>>176241895
What did you expect there to be under there?
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>>176242030
i didnt really expect anything to be under there
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oh boy i cant wait to play some TF2 this afternoon

>[dun]
>ALERT! THE LAST CONTROL POINT IS BEING CONTESTED!
>YOU FAILED!
>*KACHINK*

>[dun]
>BLATANT_AIMBOT2004 IS ON A 32 KILLSTREAK!

>[dun]
>ALERT! THE PAYLOAD HAS ALMOST REACHED THE FINAL TERMINUS, AHAHAHAHA

fuck
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Only one left
Pray for me
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>Spending my prayers on anything other than my family, the Homies, and myself

Lmao
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>>176242224
do it you pussy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PUc7C1rO1Y

If anybody has a good idea for the next one get in touch with me.
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Well that was anticlimactic.
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>>176241345
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>>176242516
Pyro Tennis
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>>176241345
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>Westerner practicing Buddhism
Congrats, you are a living meme. Slightly better than the Abrahamic religions,
but still.
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>>176242516
Only blutsager
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>>176241345
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>>176241345
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>>176242959
>El patron

Very nice.
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>>176241345
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HEH...uyo thought that that was the only one?......
Well now uyo are very wrong!
http://tf2r.com/kx9sv0i.html
on a side note, what do yall do with craft hats that you win from your fellow tf2gs? I wear them like trophies, letting the pubbos marvel at the anonymous fraggers that adorn my body
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>>176243321
Let them rot in my bag.
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>>176243321
Someone got 8 from me and he crafted them all
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huh, apparently the pocket medic cosmetic has a fully modeled backside as well
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>>176243321
I craft the ones I don't wear.
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>>176243445
shameful
>>176243479
devilish
>>176243559
understandable
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omg it's muselk
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>>176243321
It depends if I'm friend with the person. If it's somebody I don't know too well, Ill just keep them or sell them
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>>176243720
did nothing wrong
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>>176243321
I didnt craft them all. Like any tf2g craft if I dont use it and its craft price I just craft it

Otherwise I keep it, or accidentally raffle it thinking I crafted it which has happened
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>>176242516
Caber only
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>>176242516
equalizer
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>>176243479
>>176244608
Meant to reply to this
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>tfw u accidentally craft a /tf2g/ craft you like thinking it's one of your crafts because you have a duplicate
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>>176239894
21 players

it's bumpin, join up
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>not redesigning you entire loadout to incorporate the tf2g craft you just won
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>>176243540
wow unoptimized much
no wonder this gamee runs like shit, they spend 5000 polygons on an item that could look as good with 500
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>>176245620
you play tf2
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>mysolider1242.png
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>>176245620
did you make that trash thread earlier?
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>>176245620
whats your fursona, breh?
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I can't believe im friends with you people.
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why does that anime have no leg?
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hey xionxang can you post your full avatar
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>>176246410
I love feet
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https://youtu.be/CT3-_TxSgmo
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Oh, boy. I sure do love Team Fortress 2

How about that Gold Rush? What a fun map
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>>176246490
YEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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i like koth maps more
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i like minecraft idle, thank you very much
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Who the fuck asked you?

I love the Kritzkrieg
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>>176243321
>Good hats or hats with some sentimental value behind them
Keep them forever
>Hats from people i'm close to but are bad
50/50
>No craft name or very shit hat
Crafted and raffled the results

I still have my 2012 tf2g secret santa Heavy Duty Rag. I don't wear it, but it's there
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i love viva's blessed based normie life
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>>176246490
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>>176247180
>that crop
still are, furryfucker
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i love badlands
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I went to a museum with Red of fellow tf2g and Homie fame last week
I don't need to smoke marijuana to chill. Instead, me and the boys from my last job would go to a billiards spot
I don't make an effort with dating. Women weaken legs

But how about that Team Fortress 2, though? Looking through my inventory, I found my favorite tf2g craft other than the Lv 69 Archimedes by some dude who didn't last very long
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Why are valve and the community so scared of the idea of class limits?
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>>176248035
>highlander
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>>176246490
"I am dressed like little girl"
"kiss me"
wew i need a cold shower
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Daily reminder to buy my thing on the market.
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>>176242516
is there any way to have the respawn cabinet constantly going, so we could do a Huntsman tourney where you only win if you get a headshot
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>donated $14 to the hugs.tf jew
>still havent received my medal

just give me my fucking cosmetic

i knew i shouldnt have trusted this shoddily crafted website
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urby6XazUH8
gn tf2g
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where are the cute brazilian boys
(xion is banned and asked me to post this)
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>>176248693
They only hand out medals during game updates.

>>176248743
>Cute
>BR
Pick none.
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>>176248693
It will come in like a week.
They need time to see who should get one.
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Looking to get back into the game after a year or so hiatus and want to get some hats again

Doing SFM renders for ref or whatever you want to spare, reply to this post with what you want and feel free to send something when it's done

https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=999730&token=X_lzbJ0K
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>>176248837
xion said there are cute brazilians boys and asked you to shut up
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>>176249000
xion said ur a faget
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>>176248931
Do this Pyro relaxing somewhere and I'll throw you some dank shit
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>>176249000
Xion must surely be delusional. Must be years of eating literal monkey food and living among apes.
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>>176249159
xion said
>not little girl
fag
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>>176249159
This artist's stuff always gives me some relaxing vibes, it's nice to look at
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>>176249385
source? it got deleted before I can search it
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>>176249465
use 4chanx dummy
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>>176249465
Vader-san, very little hardcore content, mostly pinups if it's lewd
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https://tf2r.com/klpnioc.htmI
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is stabby /ourspy/?
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>>176249820
>>176238092
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why do people break tf2r links intentionally
it takes like 2 seconds to fix
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>>176250410
See you in three days t. moorweg
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>>176250410
*deletes your post*
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The Blunt Buffer
>Ãœbercharge heals everyone within range at a normal rate, and can be deployed and dropped at any time by holding down Mouse 2
>Ãœbercharge only applies immunity on yourself and requires a patient.
Would you use it?
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>>176250715
Rude as hell
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>>176250737
sounds like overpowered for mvm
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>>176250817
*glomps you*
fuck the back off??!
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>>176250715
>implying you have a dick
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>>176250586
Hey! That's me!
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>>176242516
Fists of Steel
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>>176242516
Rocket Jumper + Manntreads
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>>176242516
Fan o War or Half Zaitoichi
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>2017
>You still can't see cosmetics in first person
VALVE
FFS
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Where's my big smoke demo render
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>>176239894
We still on this one?
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>>176249080
which team colored paint is your bone dome
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>>176252160
Looks like VoT
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What personality does this demo have?
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All these personalities are the same

Trash. Now fuck off
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what type of personality does viva have?
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>>176252395
says nothing all game
kills everyone and all sentry nests
never asks for a medic but still gets one
finally dies to a random crit
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Bagboy.
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Post something TF2 related instead of putting everything down faggot

>>176252538
Shouldn't he be working on the wall by now
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post your fast bois r8 h8
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>>176252981
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>>176252981
Did yours run so fast he became invisible?
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>>176253094
yes i'm sorry :(
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>>176252538
Narcissist

>>176252580
Archimedes is the best pet

Why would I be working on a wall in Brooklyn?
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>>176248931
Can you do this medic holding/buying a dragon dildo? I have hats and hat accessories for your trouble
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>>176252538
Uninportant faggot who is free to bask in all the undivided attention he can get now that everybody else that was important left
This is the only form of validation available to him, and that's why he keeps coming back while saying that he doesn't care about tf2. None of his friends come to this general anymore, so you know i'm right
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>>176253094
cosmetics are fine renames are trash
>>176253124
can afford imaginary video game hats but not a fast computer
>>176253137
generic as fuck
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>>176248931
>>176253157
This one, forgive my retardation. I had about three hours of sleep last night
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>>176253124
>Can afford unusuals, but not a strange capper
? ? ? ?

>>176253218
I got that gun named like that in a /tf2g/ raffle, and the other two are /tf2g/ rolls.
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>>176250909
its mvm dude
kritz is meta

meta is stupid
xxswagxx has called a vote
kick anon (accused of scamming)
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>>176253218
>Ignoring my scout
wow ok OK buddy
wow
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>>176253094
go for the backwards ballcap and converse for scout imo but great fucking names for your guns

>>176253042
at least you tried

>>176253137
those socks are disgusting but baker boy is ok and so is c9

>>176253328
i actually just got that capper yesterday, i had a strange killstreak pistol for the longest time, desu i use winger more and i have a strange pro ks one

>>176253218
you have no idea i have a friend with a shit laptop that has >$2000 in unusuals
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>>176252981
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>>176253486
paint those summer shades the default color is gross

also why the fuck don't you have any stranges?
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>>176253457
Is there a better way to have a mass-shooting scunt?
I am really, really interested.
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>>176252981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEannNh8ihA
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>>176253486
>>176253137
>>176253124
ok fine i'll take my cool cat cartigan off now that it's cool
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i want a strange pda
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>>176253157
>>176253318
find me a dragon dildo model and i'll give it a go
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>>176253913
I used to have one.
Shit was so fucking cash.
I loved every second I spent with it.

Gave it to a friend after a while though as a birthday gift.
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>>176253881
stay away from my jacket
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I do too, but you could just get a renamed unique one until you can afford it, it's less than a ref
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>>176254070
Fuck meant killstreak PDA*
My bad
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>>176254121
but i crafted my flapjack :c

>>176253729
oh goody, we're posting our troll scouts now?
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>>176254123
i mean, i can afford one. its a matter of whether i want to drop $20 on a virtual notepad or not. ive been playing a lot of engineer lately though. parts for it would be equally expensive too...
are there even killstreak kits for PDAs?
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>>176254121
see look. mine.
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>>176254538
Probably used an unlinked kit.
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>>176254645
nice craft
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>>176254538
You can slap a glitched one on them, but that's a pretty expensive poor decision
>>
what does a killstreak pda count? or just sentry kills?
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>>176254538
Engineer melees already track killstreaks on sentry kills so not much reason to use a blank kit on one unless you really want the sheen on the PDA that badly. Also it's not really worth $20 unless you want to track allies teleported and health dispensed that badly.
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>>176254797
Nothing, just look neat
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>>176254850
i just think it would be cool to track one number across all my wrenches

can i attach parts to it? i dont see any on the market with parts attached
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>>176254797
It just shines and thats about it
Its all about your wrenches
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>>176229727
>Not Gay
>Not a girl
>Mains medic
My life is a mystery
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>>176254538
I would reccomend getting a strange engie cosmetic so that you get points for everything you do, if you think it will be a good enough replacement
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>literal hacker joins and plays soldier
>2 medics start pocketing him
>everyone, even the enemy team getting steamrolled defends him and says he's just good
>spams binds constantly
>we still lose
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>Hacker
>Soldier
Are you sure he wasn't just good? Or was he using the DH and went like 125:5 or something?
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>b-but you can't hack with projectiles!

This needs to stop.
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fidgeted like all hell, never missed a direct within mid range and would sporadically turn around to airshot people

used stock. i think the reason everyone defended him was that it wasn't particularly obvious
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>>176255934
>Not Gay
yet
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>>176256351
Check his profile, how many hours did he have?
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>>176256413
cant tell because there's 8000 people with his name and the steam community isn't exactly intuitive for sorting them
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>>176256204
>>b-but you can't hack with projectiles!
https://youtu.be/CX_0Klx83bE
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>>176249080
style 2 for bone dome isnt in sfm
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>>176256473
>>Friends
>>Recently Played With
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>tfw want to comw back to thia game
>all the servers I used to play on are ded
>matchmaking sucks
>jewing was killed last time I checked
>cashed out when I left so no juicy cosmetics
Whete do people play and how do I make that sweet sweet ez dosh?
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>>176256635
>how do I make that sweet sweet ez dosh?
get a job instead of working for dimes of profit an hour in a video game
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>>176256635
Whatever servers are open or not dead and scam children/idiots. Trade holds make it harder, but not much.
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>>176256540
it's private

whoda thunk it
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>>176256967
Probably a hacker then, there's usually no good reason to have a private profile.
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>2015
>not running direct hit / mantreads / disciplinary action to completely destroy sentries and be immovable scout remover

wat u doin lole
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>scout and spy are the only two classes who don't have their class emblems visible anywhere on their outfits
why is this
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>>176258332
*airblasts your rockets*
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>>176258382
*hits teammate*
*runs at you and crits from 30 feet away*

pssh
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>Run into hacker on casual
>He is pocketed by a medic
>Entire team decides to switch to engi just to fuck with him
>It actually works
YEEEEHAAAAAW
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>>176258754
>4v7
Wow I wonder how that happened
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>>176258850
it was one of the few times where having a hacker on the enemy team actually made it more fun
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>>176248931
Hey give me one of those. These look pretty nice.
Make it look aesthetically pleasing like the engie one in your post but more darker.

Like a clint eastwood vibe.
>>
>think about spending 13$ on hugs.tf for that badge
>realize I could spend 13$ on something I actually want and would use
>>
what badge look like and where would the money be going
>>
Don't give wanderer what he wants
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Thoughts?
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Yeah, you could unbox 5-6 hot garbage crates
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The money's going to some children or whatever, who cares, most charities are a scam. The badge looks okay. Check hugs.tf

>>176261348
I'd use it with my medigun skin if the colors were a bit more pastel.
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its a cute badge
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>>176261348
>forget link because I'm a fucking retard
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=916841852
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can the children ever be functional or are they autistic or retarded or downs
>>
>Helping children with disabilities to play video games
lol
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>>176261497
it looks good when its not the majority pattern, like on the scattergun or shotgun

it looks awful on weapons where it is the majority pattern, like the grenade launcher or the minigun
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>>176261508
>>176261515
http://www.specialeffect.org.uk/
This is what you are giving your money to.
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>>176248931
Please do one of my autistic Medic
>Pink Max
>Beak
>Pink dead of night

Killstreak effect is Hotrod Fire Horns in case you want to include it

Could be kind of funny if it was freeze frame similiar to the breaking bad "I AM THE DANGER" scene with glowing eyes.

I'll send you some ref, or hats, whichever you prefer.
>>
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=900162768
Now how bout this?
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>>176261681
on one hand that's nice

on the other hand the jews are probably going to pocket 80%+ of the earnings and the kids will get bored of it because games are no fun without a keyboard / mouse setup
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>>176261681
So they're helping create the next generation of /tf2g/?
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>>176261967
Looks too much like that one camo skin.

>>176261991
Yes.

>>176261987
Never, ever fall for the charity scam. If you want to help out those less fortunate, there's better things you can do than just shove money at them.
>>
xion asked me to post where are the raffles
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>>176248931
You got any examples of your work?
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>people disrespecting Max's head by painting it garish colors and using it as either currency or a furry cosmetic
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>>176262379
>max's head now conflicts with anything that goes on the head
What changes?
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>>176262536
That would be a welcomed change.
>>
How do we stop this menace and return community servers to their former glory?
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>blatant hacker joins
>i dunno man he's not hacking
>starts spamming lmaobox bind and clearing the chat immediately
when will it END
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>>176262379
>>176262536
>>176262608
>Max head dosen't even conflict with maxhead

Also, it seems the minority of people even use lime on it.
Black & Team Spirit are common.
Pink is not that bad on it desu it fits it somewhat
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>>176262213
Did you even look at the image he posted?

>>176262174
Right here.
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>>176263532
Did you miss the "s" on example?
I wish to see other exampleS of their work.
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Reminded to join the real official /tf2g/ Discord!: http://discord.gg/kl3qsm3
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>>176262213
here's most of the good ones

http://steamcommunity.com/id/sneables/images
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>>176262907
>when will it END

when we get community servers with actual moderation and active playerbases back

blame the monopolies like skial/lotus and idiots like >>>/v/376278115 who think server admins are the devil
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>>176263934
What's wrong with his post? Why are you on /v/?
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>>176263908
How was I not able to find that when I checked your profile.
I must just be dumb or something.
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>>176264025
i had just now made them public again, sorry
>>
the fuck happened to /v/
Even going there for the memes sucks now
>>
* stickies your sentry and detonates them all at once *
What exactly do you do in this situation?
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>>176264291
That explains it then.
I sent you a friend invite to inquire about possible team ups for promos for shit I make. I have gotten too rusty with sfm and also can't be assed.
>>
I haven't played tf2 in like a year. How has the comp scene been? I kinda miss it.
>>
It went to shit somewhere in 2009/2010.
/vg/ and consistent moderation was supposed to make it better.
Instead all the vidya discussion moved to /vg/.

>>176264339
Rescue Ranger it away if he's retarded enough to lay all 8 stickies at once. Just build another with the Jag once it goes down and shoot his ass while it's building.
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>>176264010
>Why are you on /v/?

i wasn't, i just knew that if i typed "harassment" into the archive search i'd immediately find a post like that

basically these people go into small communities, deliberately cause problems then cry when they get banned because "free speech!!" and then proceed to give matchmaking even more traffic by creating threads like that, making the dying community server problem even worse
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>>176264415
Still bleeding players. Valve matchmaking hasn't been touched in nearly a year.

>>176264463
You picked a dumb example, then.
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>>176264537
>Still bleeding players. Valve matchmaking hasn't been touched in nearly a year.

damn thats a shame. Any tf2g teams or anything like that happening?
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>>176264616
>tf2g team
Wanderer soldier
Keli scout
Dukefag scout
xion medic
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>>176264783
damn I only know xion from that group and hes like foreign as fuck if I remember right.
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>>176264616
no point in it. i tried queueing up with five friends and we never found a match. even when playing on my own, its riddled with hackers and new players. it is far too easy to just hop into competitive.
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>>176264912
Guess we'll have me as Medic, then
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>>176264924
I meant like UGC/ESEA teams.
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>>176264998
AAHAHHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHHHHAAHHAHAHAHA
AAHAHHA
AHAHAHAHAH
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>>176264616
>>176265107
Only people who play in open left are Saturn and Quantum, and only one of those browses regularly
Everyone actually good left, there's only pubstars here
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>>176265217
Is Saturn getting any better? I thought he was IM material over a year ago.
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>>176264783
Can I play demo? It'll give me motivation to actually bother learning the rollouts

I'd unironically play demo in comp for a tf2g team
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>>176264998
If you pocket me and I can mute you on the mumble then yeah
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>>176264924
With Valve matchmaking, the more people you have in your Q, the longer it takes to find a match. This is why I never play with more than one or two friends.
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looping/indefinite taunts were a mistake

why is this not considered a form of griefing
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>>176265954
>hard to play as a team in a team based game
this will kill it
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its already dead
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why are people so stupid when it comes to server commands

how do i do X

>do /whatever in chat
do /whatever
>no as in just ./whatever
./whatever
>no as in literally /whatever
???
>>
>there are people who dont have mouse input on the scoreboard enabled
>its not enabled by default
>>
>Implying I know how to turn it on
>impying I know how to use google
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>>176267301
I only recently remembered that you could do that, too bad you can't call votes from the scoreboard though.
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tfw /tf2g/ is full of brainlets
tfw no one solves ur puzzle
>>
I solve puzzles all the time. I love sudoku and Flow on my phone
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>tfw ruined brain cells with booze and vidya
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>>176267301
>sprays still enabled by default
>not allowed on all valve servers
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>>176267512
still makes it incredibly easy to check if someone is hacking. just a couple clicks away to see that they have less than an hour
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>>176268668
speaking of this
the steam overlay -> players is absolute garbage at working and when it does realize "oh shit boy im in a server with people" it list like 2 people in a server of 24
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>>176258754
*unzips directhit*
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>>176241576
how good is that weapon set, do you get enough time to dish crits with that switch speed?
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>playing on a comm server
>xizuysjkdi on the enemy team
>pretty good sniper
>go to his profile
>nothing
>someone starts accusing him of hacks
>his team defends him
>he turns on his aimbot to the max
>his team still defends him
>gets vac banned
>our team explodes in chat, enemy team goes completely silent
>someone goes "yeah haha guys i told you he was h-hacking!!!"

i fucking hate these people
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>>176270497
>vac ban actually working
this story is fiction
>>
>>176270901
if you download the free version of lamebox it bans you as soon as you enter a game
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So I was looking for some old valve games and I found Deathmatch Classic, and within it, the super shotgun, which looks surprisingly familiar.
How come no one tried to make this into a tf2 scattergun mod yet?
I'd do it myself, but I'm an idiot when it comes to creating models.
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hello tf2g

come watch saxxy entries together

cytube room is SaxxyAwards
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Third wave ska is the best music to listen to while playing tf2. This isn't up for debate.
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it's not what i listen to but i respect your opinion :)
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Am I the only medic that doesn't like using the Crossbow? I dunno man, it just feels weird as fuck for me to use, I honestly prefer using the syringe gun or Blutsauger.
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>>176272596
im sorry but thats not the sound of bullets and rockets exploding
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>>176241345
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>>176272662
I can appreciate that.
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>>176272797
I used a strange overdose up until the point I realized the effect only applies if you have the gun out. 217 kills.
>>
>kicked for capping on hightower
i don't get it, if they want to dick around why don't they go on a cartless server?
>>
because they are autistic

getting kicked for capping is super satisfying
>>
Anybody here that also got kicked for using the cowmangler and equalizer in a pub?
Bonus points if the person that called the vote was a soldier main with so many unusuals you cant see his head and a medic up his ass.
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>>176274794
cm5k + equalizer is good if you run gunboats because you can melee the sentry
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>>176274608
because they dont know how

>casualization of community servers
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>>176262871
What's wrong with skial? Seems like any other server to me
>>
>>176275292
i love disabling sentries
the engineer completely forgets that there is such a feature and still keeps hitting it as if its gonna save it

I REALLY HOPE VALVE ISN'T GOING TO ""FIX"" THIS ""BUG"" EITHER
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>>176275984
next update
>fixed loch and load dealing extra dmg to buildings
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>>176275984
Wait, it can't be repaired?
>>
Im thinking of starting to play tf2 again i miss it and its been years since i played I cant play ow anymore the game is too cancerous.

Question does tf2 ban for phone sharing i have to make a whole new account it seems or use one of my other ones cause my main got vacced it was my own fault i have no one to blame but myself.

I have the money so i can go right to being non f2p so.

I got banned for phonesharing on another account for csgo.
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>>176279424
That's the entire point of linking your phone to your account, buddy.
>>
>>176279834
I don't wanna start playing and get banned for phone sharing i stripped all accounts off the mobile version of steam so.
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>>176279876
The idea is that every associated ID gets banned if one of the associated IDs gets banned.
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>>176279952
So im fucked?
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>>176279979
You should talk to Mordx about that, he gets vacced a lot, I don't have any of his information though.
>>
>>176280029
What if i just make a new account new and remove all steam guard from accounts using the app and use a email that has no steam accoutns tied to it.
>>
You cant even do that.

i deleted everything like on my phone steam related and it still comes up youll be banned even tho i removed the authenticators for any account on my phone.


Thats pretty invasive and Orwellian of you steam.
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>tfw get a charged airshot with the cow mangler and then another airshot on a floating soldier
>tfw teammate sees this and compliments me on mic
holy fuck ive never felt so good in my LIFE

>>176277013
dont think so
engineer basically cant do anything to his sentry for 4 seconds, which is plenty of time for you or your teammates to shred it
>>
Are there any good Gmod or SFM videos featuring Heavy and Medic?
Not gay shit, just Heavy and Medic working together and watching each others' backs and such. That's probably the oldest character interaction in the game, but it seems oddly absent outside of Valve's own videos.
>>
>>176280559
>Thats pretty invasive and Orwellian
tell me about it
i change my password and now i cant trade or sell anything on the market for a WEEK
all i did was change my password to something more simple
valve has been pretty shitty with their "safety first" regulations lately
>>
>>176243321
for the brazilian and the lucario guy, ill get yall later.
for next time though be sure to include a trade link in your steam profile, it makes things much smoother.
>>
>>176265217
>>176265434
q3dm6 is on an open team too and another guy was talking about joining one yesterday
pretty sure saturn used to play in intermediate but it looks like he quit
>>
>having numbers in a name
>>
http://quake.wikia.com/wiki/Q3DM6:_The_Camping_Grounds
>>
what was the point of removing valve pubs again
this mm shit is so bad i actually dont want to play
why do i have to wait for getting matched with retards, then play for 10 minutes and have to wait again because server says pack your bags, no fun allowed and boots everyone
>>
haha guys look at me im such an oldfag and hardcore quake player, i have a map name as MY name! doesnt that prove how knowledgable i am and how im really good at videogames and QUAKE?
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>>176283843
Because shitters can't stand playing without arbitrary progress markers telling them that they leveled up and that their gaming is accomplishing something.
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it's always bad players that complain about mm. This is fact. Any good player stomps just as easily.
>>
reminder baby face's blaster is still better than stock and still broken

sure damage drains your charge fast but just run away from projectiles or meatshot the enemy who shot you with hitscan, boom back at F A S T E speed again
>>
When did they remove highlander from the competitive matchmaking thing?
>>
>>176285906
it's actually really bad

>>176285931
it was never added they just had the option but it was never selectable
>>
>>176265996
Because without taunts & unusuals there would be no reason to play Versus Saxton Hale.
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>>176286074
no ur bad lol
>>
>>176272596
>He doesn't listen to Mannrobics from a reel-to-reel tape.
How do you know anything about life?
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Steamcharts says there's 40 fucking thousand fucking people playing.
Here I am. Sitting in this feeble little matchmaker. Waiting for a game to come. It won't.
There they are, perfectly acceptable community servers. 0/24 them all. How can that be
I could load Day of Defeat Source. 350 players right now. And find a lively server. One where the people know each other.
40 fucking thousand fucking players.
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>>176283906
What's YOUR steam name anon?
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>not playing Quake: Champions, the clearly supreme choice of vidya
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matchmaker is not a system that works on its own. it is actually bunch of underpaid indians assigning people on a server manually, "queue" times can be long if they're on lunch break or doing something else like looking at steam support stuff

they get paid $2/hour
this is what they don't want you to know
don't let valve see this or I'll get fired
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>nerf scattergun ramp-up to 125% so it does a max of 75 damage
>leave shortstop untouched

how many scout mains implode
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Seriously why hasnt this thing been fixed, its terrible, am i just supposed to use the iron bomber and loch just everytime?

Its rollers need to have a fixed path like the grenade launcher from serious sam so you can predict and actually make some use from them, the grenades also need to stop spinning so you can actually be sure that you will hit your target
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>>176286665
that's pretty stupid, what i would nerf would be scouts midrange capabilities not his close range
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>>176286337
Remember that the player-count, could either be exploded or that the people playing are on the opposite site of the globe.

Increase your max ping settings for search.
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>>176286716
iron bomber is a direct downgrade
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>>176286906
how? because of the range penalty? you have better weapons for that
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Why is it so easy to play Scootybooty with the Force-A-Nature?

Why is it such an EZ-Mode piece of shit?
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>>176287923
the shitters you were using it against had awful movement making it easy to hit both shots
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The Hard Counter Update

Over the years we've introduced a number of weapons into Team Fortress 2, intended to alleviate the rock-paper-scissors approach we originally had when the game launched. While in theory it was a good idea, seeing as these weapons were simply meant to soft counter a class' given counter class, it seems we've jumped the shark in some ways when it comes to these weapons. So, we're going back to the basics. Introducing the Hard Counter Update, an update that focuses slowly on addressing the issues that many players have voiced their ire about in the years TF2 has running.

SPY
- Spy-cicle no longer extinguishes flame, nor offers afterburn immunity
- Instead, the Spy-cicle now grants the Spy a 35% faster weapon switch speed
- The Dead Ringer no longer offers afterburn immunity

SCOUT
- Mad Milk no longer reveals cloaked Spies

SOLDIER
- The Beggar's Bazooka now fires its loaded rockets all at the same time instead of staggering them. This should allow Pyros to effectively airblast all three rockets fired at them, instead of only being able to reflect one and then take the other two to the face

SNIPER
- The Razorback no longer blocks backstabs. It now explodes upon being backstabbed, inflicting 60 damage to the attacker and setting them on fire.
- Jarate no longer reveals cloaked Spies
- Darwin's Danger Shield has been reworked. Instead of offering bonus health and bullet resistance, it now causes headshots you take to act as if they have a 2x multiplier instead of 3x. Additionally, all your headshots act as if they have a 2x multiplier instead of 3x.

PYRO
- The Homewrecker/Neon Annihilator no longer removes sappers. Instead it cripples them, reducing the damage they deal to buildings they are attached to by 50%.

ENGINEER
- The Short Circuit has been reworked. Instead of nullifying projectiles, it supercharges your sentry, doubling it's rate of fire and increasing it's knockback at the cost of draining your metal.
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>>176288902
the classes were never meant to counter each other
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>>176288902
>That Beggar's

I would love to see that in mvm. Though seriously that would make it's burst problematic imo.
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>>176288902
This post is dumb and you're dumb.
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Valve i want my fucking good goy medal
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Stop being such an impatient child, you were told at least twice before that they only hand out medals during updates. You will likely get it at least by next Thursday.
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>>176289223
Tap fire will still be superior.
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>>176289510
nah 300 damage instantly would be better than what it is now
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>>176283906
are you upset anon
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Everyone in here not talking about Team Fortress 2 should be hanged
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That includes you you dumb shit
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>>176283906
calm your fucking autism masketta
jesus christ I'm glad you deleted yourself from my friendlist
I usually try to approach people without prejudice but you're such an unbelievably unlikeable, annoying little shit you managed to grate even on me with your dumb random nagging about subjects not related to anything
I hope your country turns into a caliphate soon
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>>176290416
"xD telling people off for being irritating degenerates talking about off-topic things in a general is exactly the same thing as doing it"
on second thought, hang yourself, save society the trouble
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jerma985
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>Obvious aimbotter on team
>teammates mash enough braincells together and votes yes after two tries
>aimbotter rejoins instantly

What's the fucking point then valve.
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>>176290773
dont make me remember how good things used to be, how exciting it was seeing a new video in my subscription feed

>ster now has the attitude of an old man who has been working 9-5 minimum wage for 30 years
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People still play this game? lol
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>>176290773
I can't help but adore him though.
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>>176290773
byeah
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>>176290773
Been marathoning the Jerma Rumble series tonight, even though he calls quite a few spots wrong he is still a better commentator than MAGGLE
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>hahabox user activates his cheats
>votekick him
>passes with only one no vote besides cheater himself
>(Team) trashcan guy: ffs why that would have been an easy quick win, why kick

what the fuck is wrong with people like this? are they grinding meme levels in casual so hard they WANT a cheater on their team?
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As an engie main, this makes me confused.
help me /tf2g/.
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>>176290773
>type TriHard in chat for any reason
>get banned

t-thanks Kim

at least his stream is a quality meme factory
>>176291124
>widowmaker

that moment alone made me adore the rumbles more than anything else
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>>176291173
Laziness is a powerful thing, anon.
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>>176290682
You mad?
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>>176291282
Sadly enough it's becoming more common too, really ticks me off when I see a medic leech on to a cheater just to boost his precious medal.
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>>176291248
I haven't actually got to the livestream Jermania yet, the run time is putting me off. If i haven't kept up with Jerma content for a while will the characters in it go over my head or are there enough old characters to keep it interesting?
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>>176290914
ster has long had this attitude
>>176290903
some botters will give up and go away if you get rid of them enough times. also although they can come back once, kicking them twice is usually permanent
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>>176291551
the runtime's worth it and for a reason. the game crashes mid rumble
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>>176291476
I've vote kicked the quick fix medic instead before once, so the enemy team could fuck up the scripter's game. It worked for a while.
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>>176291663
>kicking them twice is usually permanent

Couldn't get my teammate to roll with it a second time so I ended up leaving.

Hopefully vac is preparing a second purge.
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>>176291551
50/50
if youve seen his sorcery streams and are familiar with his connection to paul bearer and orson wells, youll be fine.
If not, youll miss a lot, but there are a few catch-all jokes that are absolutely hysterical without needing any background knowledge and you are really missing out on
>>
>/tf2g/ is dead during the morning and afternoon because everyone who plays it is still in school

really activates my almonds
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>/tf2g/ is dead during the morning and afternoon because everyone who plays it is still in college or at work

really calms my almonds
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>>176292456
>/tf2g/ is most active when you are asleep

really gets my kangaroos hopping
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>/tf2g/ is dead because the game is

almonds activates really my
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haha twitter memes
>>
give heavy the stock rocket launcher as a secondary

it'd be balanced because he weighs more so rockets wouldn't propel him as far + he doesn't have innate damage resistance so he'd take like double damage per rocket jump + no gunboats + combos wouldn't work because miniguns require spinup
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haha
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7gAF1B57q8
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hehhehe boobe
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What is going on in that image
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>>176293264
I refuse to click play on that video.
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hehhehe boobe, duh
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>*revs up*
>*fires at nothing for two seconds to boost damage*
>*blocks last chokepoint with 30 seconds left on the clock*

literally WHAT do you do here
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>>176293578
Stickies
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>>176293578
Hit him with a long range stunball and have four spies flank from each side for the backstab and cap
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>>176293578
1 click 450 damage
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>>176293620
>*deals 60 damage to you as you peek the corner*
>*deals another 100 damage as you turn the corner because of lag*
>*calls for medic*

pssh what now kid.... youve fallen into my trap...
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>>176293715
name 5 times this has happened
>>176293774
*1 click 125 damage crits you*
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>>176293794
* sends pm to friend asking him to pocket me *
* Ubercharges *
Umm no sweetie ;)
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What is the single most POWERFUL loadout in Medieval Mode?
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>>176294024
backscratcher
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>>176294024
Boots + Tide Turner + Eyelander
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>>176291663
>ster has long had this attitude
At least before he could pull it off and make it funny, now he just seems like a salty 60 year old.
Especially with that kerfuffle with Uncle Dane (the engi main) even though star is known for being a really big bitch when he isn't dominating.
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>>176286716
Use the loose cannon if you want predictable projectiles
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>>176294024
baby face's blaster + guillotine + wrap assassin
mantreads + disciplinary action
backscratcher
booties + splendid screen + skullcutter
steak + KGB
southern hospitality
crossbow + bonesaw
huntsman + danger shield + sahahshahahsa
lol spy
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How do I find a HUD that really defines me?
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make one
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>>176294848
>SH
>When every kill drops a healthpack that stops the bleeding
>When it can't get crits on a melee-focused gamemode
>When the gunslinger exists
u dum
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>>176291124
Nothing can beat the pure joy of watching glue man in action.
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>>176295018
t. glue man
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>YER has a hitsound
>spycicle doesn't

it's fucking hilarious to turn around after hearing *stab stab*, kill the spy and get accused of hacking but it really makes the weapon useless
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>>176295071
>backstab with YER
>dead body cloaks
>obvious cloak sound

I've seen it used pretty well when people are spaced out or in the middle of larger fights, but people try to take on large groups travelling from A to B it's pretty obvious.
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>>176294175
anything backscratcher pyro can do, demoknight with skullcutter can do better.
>>176294243
Against other Demoknights with equal capabilities?
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how do you get your friends to play TF2?

>finally convince friend to try TF2
>first match is against a stack on upward
>entire team is getting buttfucked so we leave
>play on a couple other payload maps
>spies are constantly dicking him
>team isn't really playing the objective
>sometimes he's by himself trying to defend while I aggro various spots trying to deny map control to the other team so I couldn't help him like I wanted
>he constantly tells me he has "no idea what's going on"
>he quit after the 3rd match so he could help fix someone's car

do you think he'll play again today bros or did I blow it?
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>>176295292
play in a custom server to start off, dongus.
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>>176295278
except heal
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>>176295292
You should just play an AI easy match with him instead.

>first match is against a stack on upward

Did you jump into casual matchmaking, bad move bro.
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>>176295352
you mean from the server browser? can anyone recommend some US east ones?
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>>176295363
>except heal
who cares? you have 25 more base HP, putting you over the crit threshold, and you can charge all over the fucking map to get full health packs
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>>176295278
>Against other demoknights with equal capabilities?

Yeah, you just need to git gud. Also farm heads from medics, snipers and scouts running about first before attacking them.
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>>176295292
i have no idea but my first game was on cp_steel and had literally zero idea what was going on or what i was supposed to do but it somehow got me so hooked i have 1.4k hours now
i still can"t navigate steel though
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>>176295540
It's so much fun and so confusing, shame we won't see another map like that as it's "too confusing for new players".
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name 3 things that aren't pottis

i'll wait
>>
gottem
pYOUtis
painis
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reminder every class but pyro is a crutch for people who can't play pyro
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>>176286716
Use ground and wall bounces, it's not that bad against same level targets. However you'd want Iron bummer or Loch for airborne targets.

>>176287923
Because it actually gives what Scout needs when you most seek it. Jump height abusal for climbing high flanks, damage spikes, jump evades whenever you want.
On top of it, it synergizes with Cola pretty well

>>176293578
Vaccinator, long range flick Kritz stickies, Spy or a good Sniper
Else, hide from his sight, force him to revv-up again then rush in as a team.
Because there's no way he won't run outta ammo if he shoots for 30 seconds
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>>176286906
>downgrade

+stable flight path
+nades STAY FUCKING STILL
+/- reduced fuse time
-cant bounce off walls(minor, your not gonna hit anything like that anyway)
-15%explosion radius
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>>176296043

>stable flight path
>unstable for default

I've been trying to get to grips with the default grenade launcher after they nerffed loch, still feels weird.
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>>176296043
-no rollers
-no rollers
---no rollers
-physics are weird if you're used to stock
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since when did the enforcer get a hidden spread recovery boost wtf
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>>176296272

It just has a slower firing speed, there's no hidden bs there.
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>>176296272
Because it shoots slower but the spread recovers at the same speed, same thing with the ambassador
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>>176296272
since its nerf

>>176296351
There's another mechanic called "recoil recovery" check wiki
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>>176296141
im still trying to cope with
>4 round mag with the 6 round model
>EVERY propipe launcher uses default reload anims

>>176296165
>needing rollers
pic
>physics are weird if you're used to stock
because theyre consistent just like demoman and skill
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>>176296380
>Amby
Attack interval: 0.696s
Spread recovery: 1.25s

>Enforcer
Attack interval: 0.696s
Spread recovery: 0.95s
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Fuck r/tf2. What a fucking piece of shit subreddit. It's like the first time in pubs where you're made fun of for wearing no hats. TF2 is supposed to be some fucking mercenaries talking about how cool their guns that cost $400,000 to fire for 12 seconds are, not everyone with a different loadout paintjob or weapon than you. OH LOOK THIS GUY WEARS ALL PINK AND USES THE DEGREASER HOLY SHIT HE MUST BE A TRYHARD. Fuck off. Seriously, fuck off to hell. Players can be different, people can have unique and diverse loadouts. If you berate and bully a Lime Scout because they derive happiness from something you dislike well you're the only tryhard in that situation. It just shows that you cannot enjoy yourself without looking for teamwork from others. I hope your piece of shit subreddit goes the way of r/jontron, that's what it deserves
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>>176296505
>not denying snipers their fun
>relying on perfectly round projectiles to determine trajectory
>any pipes needing skill
>calling demoman consistent when sticky damage is literal RNG

what
>>
is the degreaser actually good? how?
>>
>>176296591
>r/tf2
>hats
>Lime Scout
Don't know what else you were expecting to be honest.

>It just shows that you cannot enjoy yourself without looking for teamwork from others.
I'm confused, thought this was Team Fortress 2.
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>>176296591
>I hope your piece of shit subreddit goes the way of r/jontron, that's what it deserves
If I may ask, whats up with that one
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>>176296710
afterburn does nothing anyway so why not
>>
http://clugu.com/tf2mate/

Is this site still useful or is it too outdated?
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>>176296862
>>176296710

Can agree, afterburn is pretty useless as a damage dealer, only good paired with a flare gun.

Funnily enough the most after burn kills I've got are with stupid snipers not healing up from scorch shots.
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>>176296920
outdated, use cfg.tf
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>>176297004
Sweet, thanks.
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>>176296710
Good at flanks, somewhat manageable for Pybro, bad at divebombs.
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>>176296791
Jon said those alt-right things and then r/the_donald came over to take constant dumps all over.
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bhopping works in TF2 right? I swear to god it works but a couple people said it doesn't.
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>>176297538
it does work
>in mvm speed hoovy can hit 700 HU/s with speed upgrades
except on scout its aids on scout
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>>176289358
>cant even use the same size pixels
Jesus christ man
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>>176297538
it does but the speed gain is minuscule
you can get into some interesting spots on maps with it but it's not really worth it for the movement speed
>>
does anyone want a heat of the winter
trade will be on hold for 1 day because i didn't know you needed steam auth to trade
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>>176298029
How much?
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Is the insulated inventor not going all class anymore?
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>>176298090
backpack.tf says 7 ref so i'll do it for 6
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http://www.teamfortress.tv/41213/may-global-whitelist-changes
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>>176298302
GET FUCKED PISSFAGS
>>
does the natascha slow down ubered enemies
>>
>>176298302
Machina should be banned. The only people who think its not OP are those who arent playing against good enough snipers.
>>
Explain to me the stalemate issues in competitive Team Fortress 2.
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>>176300215
obviously people only push when they have a chance of winning the push
usually you know you can win a push if you have uber and they don't, their demo, medic etc is dead and so on
now when both teams have uber and there are no players down one team is totally content on parking the bus because they are already winning (they already won a few rounds or something) and the other team has little hope of pushing out because they have no player or uber advantage
the only thing you can do is play sniper or spy and try to get their med or demo otherwise you'll just be sitting there until the timer ends
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>>176300847
Solution: if the demo doesn't get a kill every two minutes he gets slain
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Oh no! It is a full moon! I have turned into a monkey! *monkey noises*
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what if demo had an AK
>>
thats racist
>>
how
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>>176302739
make frag movies of yourself and send them to potential mates
>>
I just got the "Doctoring the Ball" achievement. Never thought I'd still be getting achievements.

Provided you've been playing for awhile, what is your most recent achievement?
>>
what's the chance of unusuals per crate? 1% or 0.1%?
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>>176302739
try NOT using a picture of your loadout or a picture of clint eastwood for every post you make so you dont seem like such a desperate attention whore a good haircut is a good start :)
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>>176303170
1%
>>176303114
snakebit
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoB_MDSkHms
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Do you guys think the f2p update was good or bad for the game as a whole?
>>
bad
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>>176302739
Go for a run everyday, doesn't even have to be long. It'll help build up your confidence and make you feel more positive, leading to better interactions with people in general, not just girls.

may as well just go to /fit/
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>>176304363
this is bullshit
>>
>>176304403

You sound like someone who hasn't tried it. Exercise makes you look fit and healthy as well, being physically attractive is a good way for girls to like you.
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>>176304103
both bad and good
tf2 was dying, so making it free to play helped it last until today

bad because russians, chinese, BRs, and a whole lot of gypsies for some reason came.
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>>176304103
would this game even have players anymore if it wasn't f2p
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>>176300134
It's only really strong against overhealed heavies. The bonus damage only comes in when fully charged, and a fully charged shot with any other rifle will kill every overhealed class EXCEPT for heavy. If you can show me a sniper that can consistently get collaterals, then I'll eat my words. Plus, a fully charged bodyshot only does 173. It won't kill 175 classes, and an uncharged headshot will kill any class below that. What makes the gun so OP?
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just the hutsman left and then my strange festive sniper weapons collection will be complete
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>>176305012
Hello, goyi-I mean friend. Would you be interested in purchasing a Flames/Team Shine professional killstreak huntsman kit?
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>>176305959
no i want mean green and i don't have a strange festive huntsman to begin with so why would i need a kit
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>>176307772
>Mean green
Your loss. And clearly you would buy one while you can get a good deal on it ahead of time, gosh.
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>>176304490
I am fit and extremely autistic.
People get mad at me for being so shy despite my looks
>>
https://tf2r.com/l3qsm3.htmI
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>>176307992
Literally does not exist, even after fixing the html and removing the https
>>
>Being a brainlet
>>
>>176286462
its short and concise and people know how to pronounce it and type it without any problems because its a word, not a mumbo jumbo of numbers and letters that are an obscure reference to QUAAAAAKEE, THE TRUE HARDCORE FIRST PERSON SHOOTER VIDEO GAME AND THE BEST VIDEOGAME
DID I MENTION I PLAY QUAKE GUYS
>>176289857
yes
>>176290668
i think you have autism
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>>176290668
????
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reminder
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>>176309414
Mask always deletes me from his list, I think he has a stricter definition of the word "friend" than I do.
>>
>>176310163
>Even bothering to try
That guy's both sociopathic and autistic, do you really want to be friends with him?
>>
i always delete masketta from my friendlist
>>
same desu lad
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>>176310276
It's not like he can do anything but talk to me.
>>
when are the new contracts
they got me back into tf2 in the first place
>>
been away fo a week, what did I miss
>>
When the pyro update comes. Monthly contracts could be a neat little thing. You get past skins for completing and then whoever does the most contracts in a month gets a special one.
>>
>>176310696
you missed the pyro update HOLY SHIT THE GAME IS SO GOOD NOW
>>
>>176310696
Slanderous lies about the best person that walks earth right now
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>>176310364
How'd you get him there in the first place or multiple times, even
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That person who posted my scout loadout asking for advice on how to get women, good joke, lad. Made me chuckle. I'm currently banned right now, so any post pretending to be me is false and slandering my name. I personally work out and already had several girlfriends. I could easily pick up any girl. I'm not desperate, I'm just a selfish asshole.
Nothin' persenel..
>>
>>176310696
You missed the Aussie Axe tournament
>>
Quick rundown on fagetta man and wandshit?
>>
>>176311165
Literal whos
>>
An autistic pedophile and an attentionwhore. There, that's all you need to know.
>>
>>176310907
he doesn't have a tradeoffer link on his profile and i won some raffles

>>176311165
obnoxious and new
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>>176308987
well then say who you are and what is your _actual_ problem with me instead of throwing a childish hissy fit while hiding behind anonymity

>>176309414
posting 6 minutes apart doesn't make it any more believable
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If people are gonna be making raffles or entering them, please have your Trade Offer links on your profile

Please and thank you. God bless
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>>176311341
>Entering his raffles
>Not just giving him a +red and closing the tab
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you will never hack past my defenses
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>>176311462
? ? ?
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>>176311562
nice virus mate
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>>176311565
idgi
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>>176311562
Trying to lure me in by posting my wife satanya?
I dont think so laddie
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>>176311562
Confirmed not virus~
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>>176307992
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Generalissimo dropping the redpills
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what if i just dont give a shit about free hats because theyre 50 cents and i already have any hat i could possibly want?
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>>176312627
t. brainlet
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can you buy the morwegâ„¢ version though
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I can buy the Unusual, one person history, non-duped variant if I wanted to, though
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>>176312753
h-haha-haa!! hes so stupid! i bet he doesnt know how t-to enter raffles hahahaha! he doesnt know the advanced secrets of inserting a k! haha!
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>Unusual gold digger
Where?
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>>176295292
You didn't blow it, but it occurs to me that pressuring him to get back won't really work either.
Just wait it out, don't even ask his opinion about the game let the event flow.
Throw him a few videos about gamesense, gameplay and SFM fuckery sometime here and there but that's it.
Everyone have different tastes.

>>176263808
What are other tf2g discords? I lost the pasta, I know there's another one that is not dead.
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>>176310836
what is the overwatch opinion about this update
>>176310881
who cares
>>176311037
gonna leech the next tournament then
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>>176313078
Oh, well with cosmetics like those, I can just buy the Strange, or Collector's variant for other other cosmetics, if I wanted to

tfw no Collector's Archimedes
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>dr main joins the game
at this point i'd rather play against a rage aimbotting sniper
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>>176313441
Why does a Medic main trigger you that hard? How does it trigger anyone that hard?
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>>176295292
if he doesnt like it from the start then he wont like it even if you show him the entire game
i tried convincing my friend by taking him to tubine and showing him engineer basics, by taking him to barnblitz and letting him play heavy and pocketing him while he shreds the enemy team, he just didnt like it
tf2 is a hook, if he doesnt bite then hes not interested
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>>176313182
you definitely should
Ryuke does it out of his own pockets and gets a lot of people together. Ive been lucky enough to be free for both aus axe and epic wrap battle, both of which were a blast.
Reminder to bully BLU cucks, and rep the RED gang if you a real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GYKsni-SlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PUc7C1rO1Y

ALSO reminder to reply with any suggestions for future events as ryuke has openly stated that he wants to involve tf2g in the process
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>>176295292
I ask Blaris "Hey, wanna play some TF2?"

If he says "Sure", we launch TF2
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>>176313586
To be fair, Substrata did donate to Aussie Axe.
We came up with the theme together and he put in the snek for third place iirc.
>>176313182
See you there
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>>176313441
>Crutchringer main
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w2jGJqHm2I
Play a dedicated Scout, Sniper or Pyro to shut him down else he'll roam around and pick your Medic eventually.
That means you have to leave your payload or objective to shut him down but it worths it.
Keep him away from newly destroyed buildings, Pybro is the best solution keep M1-M2 sweeping the area and get metal.
He'll head for ammopacks nearby the moment he feigned death, track him back to flanks and keep using voice command "Spy!"
Don't let him stand at one point, manipulate his pathing by pushing him away. Be it airblast, Short shove, Loose juggle, Scorch juggle, FaN pushforce.
Better if you can shove him to the walls or Dispensers to get a visual clue of where he is from healbeam acting.
Finally dousing him in liquids like Jarate, Milk, Sydney or tagging him with F'oWar will give clues about where he's heading to.
If you keep doing that he won't be a problem until he switches back to CnD or IW.
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>join community alltalk 2fort server
>remove all cosmetics and shit
>shoot a guy walking in a straight line across the balcony
>get called a hacker
it wasn't even a skillful shot, he was just walking in a fucking line
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ded
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gaem
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pottis
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painis
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gottem
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there's something wrong with posting system I think.
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Works fine for me.
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>>176293264
DON'T CLICK UNDERTALE X TF2 FAN GAME PROMO TRAILER
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There is nothing wrong with liking Undertale.
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>>176293264
>You get to play as Ms. P
I'm gonna fucking download this shitpost and make a video out of it
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Ok threads kinda dead so I guess now is as good a time as ever.
If any of you goys want some extra metal for some detective work, im offering anywhere from 1+ refined (depending on the item) over BP price for any Craft #426 item in the game. I dont care how you get it, I will pay you regardless. I have 2 most wanted items (both alien isolation items I know of still in game) I will pay a key each for *pic related*. Any bulk ones given to me will recieve extra metals.

TL;DR I pay metals for craft #426, sorry if this is obnoxiously long: heres a raffle for your effort in reading this http://tf2r.com/k8b86nf.html no brainlets allowed
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>>176261497
If it gets added I'd for sure use the stickybomb
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>>176290773
>le epic raging friend of star
I don't know why everyone here love him so much. He's nothing without star.
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>>176319846
oh... it looks fine...
alright... Just to let the conversation going.
I sent TF Team an autistic mail about what I want from Pyro update a week ago.
>"destroy stickies and sets off scorch shell but low reach" Flamer
>"damage built one-shot airblast that crits the reflected projectile" Flamer
>"innate built jet floater that drains from your ammo pool for refill" Flamer
>"stronger afterburn damage but direct damage penalty" Flamer
>a new secondary; "throwable gas canister" prolongs afterburn. Neon and SVF becomes useful.
>reserve shooter tweak: "larger pellet spray"
>manmelter tweak: "2 paced (1.7s) shots before a long reload (3-4s), damage penalty"
>melee tweak; "more pushforce from all sources(include self)" at Third Degree to support Det/Scorch jumps
From a scale of 1 to 10 how bad I'm gonna disappointed when Pyro update hits in 15 months?
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redpill me on pottis

why does he throw the sandvich
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>>176321702
he's a big guy
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>>176321702
ottis
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On right click: "inhales" enemy rockets, up to 4 stored
Once rocket meter is filled, you can release all four in a sort of barrage that does maybe 40~50 damage per rocket
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that's a great sapper replacement for spy
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thx I worked hard on it
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someone redpill me in what situation should i use each medigun
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>>176322231
Stock uber offense
Kritz defense
QF on 5CP
Vaccinator against retards on KOTH
I just use the kritz in all situations.
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Full time Kritzkrieg
Switch to Uber if there's a nest on the last point
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If he can't take out a nest with only kritz, he's not worth pocketing.
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>>176322552
>>176322629
why do you sandniggers never reply properly
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Why are you such a newfig?
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if he uses kritz full time he is not worth protecting
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post a good all class hat for this retarded piece of gay
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how do i demoknight properly?
have a reward in advance
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>>176308987
still waiting for you to come out and reveal yourself, fagola - unless you're a spineless little coward who can do nothing but hurl spiteful invectives without attaching your name to anything you post
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>>176323776
unequip your shield booties and sword and you're golden
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>>176323776
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>>176323724
cardbeard
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>>176323776
Stick around Sentry nests to feed yourself with DR Spy and dropping Medics. Chase Spy back to ammo packs if you wish and confident about it.
Move outside your comfort zone by following pockets. Tank rockets and pills for your Medic, chase away divebomb Pyros, DR Spies and ask for overheals from Medic.
Generally people prefer Targe or Splendid when going for Demoknight but Tide is okay too I guess.
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>>176324174
that looks already taken
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>>176324259
bedouin
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>>176323796
>le look at me i am so le hardcore player i can play le quake
fuck off
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>Join shit-tier 6's team to help them out and teach them about the game
>Yesterday
>I play some practice matches as scout with them
>The retarded demo on our team claims I am le aimbotting because I can actually track well
>Claims I'm using aimlock
>Immediately tells everyone on the team I am using hacks
>Tell them I got thousands of matches on tf2c without ever being banned and my inventory is worth more than all of them combined. Explain calmly I am not hacking.
>Look just now
>Removed me from team entirely now
Shitters stay shitters
I just wanted to do something nice
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>>176325273
what class do you play
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>>176323724
wow i already feel like im going to vomit
this or salty dog maybe (http://imgur.com/a/ewkYi)
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>>176325273
When you own noobs too hard they start complaining that's normal. If there's a huge skill gap they may took it as personal and think that you only "help" them to boost your ego, even if you are not cheating.
You should've take it slower and explain that "Scout is a natural counter to Demoman unless you have a matching skill" if you want to convince people instead of boasting your item load value.
>Shitters stay shitters
eh damn right.
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should i get a burning or scorching hermes
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>>176325803
Burning.
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>>176323724
gibus
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>>176325803
whats the rest of the loadout???
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>>176325803
get a unique one and put the money into your pc or something
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>>176325924
tempting but then i cant get an unusual to stroke my massive e-peen with
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>>176325273
show me your scout loadout

>>176325928
balaclavas flapjack and balaclavas bonk boy.

>>176326043
i'm trading these 2 bad boys for it, bonk boy is duped. i played a lot of mvm

>>176326106
go modest if you want to go all class. most others are trash/too expensive
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>>176326043
>not already having a 10/10 super epic gaming computerâ„¢
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>>176326212
dude pink LMAO
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>>176326227
>>176326212
as you can see he can't even afford to run anti aliasing yet is spending hundreds on hats that make his character look worse than it did did he not spend a single cent
traders in their natural habitat
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>>176326212
Never really bothered getting unusuals for scoutman, I have for other classes tho
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>>176326550
dude lime green LMAO
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>>176326309
i like pink with PE :c but here is the current one as im transitioning to a burning flames hermes

>>176326467
no i just hate anti-aliasing. makes games look less "game-y". personal preference though.
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reddit please leave
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ok bye
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>>176326550
lime green is cool and all in my book but only with like green energy or something, but especially not a lime max's head man, at least take it off him. and maybe do a lime dead of night

consider the following
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Post yfw you die to a random crit
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i dont really get the appeal of max's severed head it just looks weird unless its paired with some other hat that leaves only the ears visible
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>>176326550
>>176327457
does this look good to you
explain the thought process behind it
number 457
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>>176327645
Same reason people like lime and pink. Shit taste.
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>>176327681
meant to say 457 is even worse
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>>176327457
This has been added to my box of "Objectively better scout loadouts", I might run it soon.

>>176327681
lol lime lmao
I kind of grew used to it after 2 years
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>>176327645
>>176327767
>it's a heart unusual and pink painted cosmetics and max's severed head episode
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>>176232926
Might as well.
Pyro: 7/10 works surprisingly well
Soldier: 5/10 looks a bit dumb but w/e
Engi: 6/10 darn tootin'
Demo: 8/10 might steal that
Scout: 5/10 looks like he glued a steak fillet to his face
Heavy: sniper/10
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>>176327645
max is cute.

>>176327681
i just hate lime max's heads. trying to get it to work while still appealing to someone who likes lime green. figured dead of night matches the white of the max's head while still having the lime green stuff that appeals to some appeal even though it's criticized.
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White Max head is the way to go lads
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>>176327867
I used to have that before I deleted the unusual I had
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>>176327994
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>>176328121
who is this albino discount keli
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Keli > Viva
FACT
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how to now you need to kys
>max head
>lime green or pink
>more than one unusual effect per class
>all cosmetics painted the same color
>sfm avatar
>using the same 3 all class items on all classes
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>>176328673
>3/6

fugg
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>>176328673
Do unusual weapons count as a second effect per class?
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>>176328673
>0/6
came close on the last one but it's only graybanns and crafty hair
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>>176328863
unusual weapons count on their own unless they are factory new and the effect matches the color of the skin
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>>176328981
Then I'm 0/6
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>>176325273
post the 6s team
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>>176328673
you forgot
>head prize
>halloween animal heads
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hey what's up my fraggers?
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>>176325803
Planets
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and the rain fell like pearls
on the Engineer should have a Dispenser for a leg leaves of the flowers
leaving brown muddy clay
where the earth had been dry
deep in the trench
he waited for hours
as he held Sandvich makes me strong to his rifle
and prayed not to die
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Get a job, you fucking bum
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cool team fortress discussion bros
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uh-oh better start talking about TF2 guys, janny's awake. What's your favorite map?
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i started this with some real tf2 discussion

>>176330426
>>176330426
>>176330426
>>176330426
see??????
you should have your eyes checked
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mvm_manhattan
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>>176331020
unironically cp_steel
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>>176330548
>why does he wear what he wears
Ironic but it's hard to tell since he spent a lot of money on it
>how do you pronounce his name
I do it "Kelly"
>what does he do
Posts a lot and actually discusses the game, but also gets obonoxious
>does he frag?
he frags hard, he does bragposting at times
>what does he play
seen him play medic and demoman
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im form reddit
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>>176331020
bad (actually good) lands
pro (REAL pro) cess
up ('lets up the ante') ward
2 (2 times the fun) fort
metalworks and sunshine are eternally shit

>>176331238
hm yes i see
and how is he in the comp mvm scene?
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half please stay
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>>176331678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHhqMYsoPMs
is the pyro update out yet
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>>176331882
what do you think
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le lizard lass
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>>176331992
cool is the lightning gun any good is the heavy update next what are they replacing afterburn with
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dumping 1/30
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Random Crit chance now increases with damage taken instead of damage done.
What happens
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>>176332315
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>>176332472
heavy wins tf2

>>176332478
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>>176332472
just as you're about to kill someone, they get a crit to kill you first
soldiers dive into the middle of crowds, take a load of damage and get a crit just as they die, killing everyone there
people die before the increased crit chance does anything
the more you shoot a heavy, the more powerful he becomes
people abuse it to farm crit chance (eg fists of steel + brass beast)
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>>176332663
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>5cp
>casual
>Pushed to last point
>7 people on the enemy team rush towards it
>Shoot sticky at point
>It's a crit
>Get 7 kills right then and there
>No one left to cap
>The point is so close to being capped that the hud looks like it already has been
>2 people disconnect
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>>176332843
goodbye tf2g i hope the pyro update is out next time
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>tf2 has had minor bugs for so long that people have grown accustomed to them and ignoring them is second nature
why does this game have to be like this
why do i always see people holding multiple weapons at once
why do i always see floating unusual effects
why do i always see broken killcams with incorrect weapons
why are the backpack icons for decorated weapons still broken
why is going to a resupply cabinet while reloading your gun always leave you with -1 ammo
AND WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GRENADE LAUNCHER STILL HAVE 6 SLOTS, THE FIXED MODEL HAS BEEN OUT FOR YEARS
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>>176333120
they should just give it 2 more grenades
and then nerf the sticky bomb launcher
C:
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>>176333240
>wanting demoknights to be even more cancer
fuck off
>>
swordvan when
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Why wont spy get more spy gadgets? Like a tracker pistol that makes enemies glow through walls but not hurt enemies, or a new "cloak" which creates a decoy where you cloak but cloaks for very little time. Right now all he really has are new ways to cloak and that is all
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What am I doing
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haha ebin spycrabs!
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>>176334031
Is it just reskinned undertale or a whole new game in the style of undertale?
the trailer made it look like the former
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>>176334163
Reskin with 90% of the rooms changed, but the story as far as gameplay is the same, rewritten to be accurate to TF2 with many, many shitty memes shoehorned in

Basically each main character of Undertale is replaced with the TF2 equivalent and then their bossfight is changed to match with slightly different mechanics

After the demoknight fight is when it really goes downhill in quality though, and starts to reek of reddit
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DUDE HALF LIFE LMAO

s m h
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>>176263441
Pink doesn't fit, stop lying to yourself
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>>176334821
What is it with kids these days?
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The dispenser tries to date you because you're a cute secretary

Spoiler: the dispenser is actually the scout
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Why not just film it and your reaction and become an ebin YouTube eceleb??
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And this is as far as I got into this game before being tired of it

It gets bonus points for referencing sterma

>>176335278
Windows 10's built in recording doesn't like the game and I'm too lazy to download OBS
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Question: Are there any cute girls in this biedo game? Super important as to whether or not I continue down this path.
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>>176335440
You get to BE the cute girl, anon!
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>>176335624
Eww! That's not cute at all!!

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
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>>176335624
No No No! I know that! I want to know if there are any OTHER cute girls.
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>>176335886
Man, what are you, gay?

>>176335893
It's got birds? And big muscular mercenary men.
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>>176228078
>tfw out dm'ing 2 dh soldiers at the same time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5MB5uayovs
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can we just go back to shitposting about hats instead of this fangame shit? can't yall go to the rom/undertale general? to be fair i won't shit on undertale anymore than it already is but please get your shit under control
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>>176336092
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heh...
http://tf2r.com/kx29b29.html
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The guy who was doublechecking our brackets during AussieAxe made this in gmod.
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>>176336656
oh shit i'm coming down from the top rope
this is really cool though
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why is third person not a default option?
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>>176337104
>making spy even more useless
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>>176337179
that's not a bad thing
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>>176336656
>didnt add my unusual effect
>I will be remembered as the broke fag that came in second
jk this looks really good, wheres thokity at to bring the macho madness to tf2g?
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>>176337179
spy shouldn't exist in the first place. TF2 should be about outskilling people, not hide and seek bullshit.

having to devote energy to spy checking is fucking stupid.
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fucking crutchringger nerf when
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>>176337816
There's tons of skill involved in playing Spy, shitter.
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>aim at head
>backstab idiots
>deadring out of everything
wow, how hard and skillful
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I like the fact that they turned 2fort into Teufort
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>>176338868
This
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>suck ass at demoman
>wonder how I see all these people dominating with him
>find out about holding RMB to detonate stickies quickly
>suddenly I'm shitting on people

feels good playing OP characters
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>>176338306
With this incoming Pyro update, I at least await a total duration nerf (down to 5.5 seconds) for DR plus less cloak gained from metal and ammo packs when Spycicle is at melt period.
Just if Valve can slip something about the update's release date, that'd be really helpful. May be we should ask b4nny and Uncle Dane about it more.
Deadringer's purpose should be faking death of teammates to induce a sense of false security among enemy team, not brute forcing your way into one damned pick. That's boring.
MrP can make many salt vids as he wishes, he can't go further than backstabbing gibus Heavies. DR is still a crutch and deserves a nerf.
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>>176338868
good luck nailing headshots consistently. Everybody moves so fast in this game and you're going to get dicked by the shitty netcode and hitboxes.

If it were easy to headshot, Ambassador Spy at the frontline would be meta.
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>>176339404
if the server has multiple bad connections or if your connection is bad, use the enforcer or diamondback
bam, now you don't even need to hit them in the head
>everybody moves so fast in this game
get a better computer or get your brain checked, they move quickly but far from untargetably quick
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P8Ubkn_a6Y
Take a fucking look at that Dane's video, 3 fucking months ago.
Where's the darned update? Where are the maps he mentioned?
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what if when you used dead ringer people actually thought you died

>entering dead ringer cloak now allows you to pass through enemies instead of blocking them like an obnoxious little shit

>all damage reduction removed
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>>176339970
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>>176339970
>all damage reduction removed
Acceptable.
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im gay
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wow me as well lets hook up
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Great, we really need more people to come out of the closet more, especially on tf2g
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>>176336637
>not p4nny
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With the next major update coming soon, what weapons will be buff and what will be nerf?
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my dick will be nerfed and my ass will be buffed
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>>176339745
I remember in his animated short recap he mentioned that a new short is coming out soon so where the fuck is it?
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>>176339360
>Deadringer's purpose should be faking death of teammates to induce a sense of false security among enemy team
i like this this seems like a good idea
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>>176339293
>play highlander or 6s
>get consistently shit on and lose the games for your team because demoman is the most important class in the game and your strategy wouldn't work at all
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>>176340757
>nerf
Darwin's Danger Shield
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gday yall,,,, mr pallydin here,,,,
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why do unusual weapons not have purple kill feed icons but australium weapons have gold kill feed icons
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I am uncreative and need other people to make bad decisions for me
Please don't stop suggesting until i get one i like, there are a NUMBER of reasons as to what i'll choose
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is paladin /ourspy/?
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>>176341110
i killed harambe XD
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>>176341110
see you in 3 days
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>>176340757
beforenny has confirmed pocket pistol buff, crossbow nerf and other shit i forgot
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>>176341309
Source?
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Pyro is a fun class
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Fun is a buzzword
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>players now have random critical resistance chance that is equal to
>doing more damage increases this chance so good, aggressive players won't get critted as often
>doesn't affect forced crits

prove me wrong
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Buzzwords are fun
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>>176341662
equal to random crit chance*
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>>176341662
Might as well just remove random crits
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>full uber
>my pocket gets headshot by a stray arrow
>take on a hurt soldier and a healthy f2p scout all on my own
>on my way back to base to find my pocket
>spy runs in front of me
>can literally see the back of his head
>backstabbed
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>>176341871
random crits help pubstomp dont do it ples
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>>176341939
>he cant stop without crits
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>>176341960
>he dont deal enough damage to get 1000% melee. critical
?????
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Stomp on my balls
It makes me hard
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Weirdo
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>>176341889

>>176341889
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>>176342072
>he doesn't naturally have 1000% melee crit chance because of his innate skill
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pennis
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>>176342160
>>176342160
>>176342160
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>>176341425
just vague comments he made on stream, he obviously won't go into specifics

>>176342296
check the catalog before you make threads dingus

>>176341889

>>176341889
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>>176342362
Why did you make a thread with 50 posts to go
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>>176341662
medic has innate 50% crit resistance
what happens
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>>176340903
>play highlander or 6s
that's where you fucked up.
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delete this
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>>176342797
>it's a spy using the dead ringer, big earner, and l'etranger on pl_barnblitz episode
Literal cancer
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>>176343548
>it's a spy using the dead ringer, crutchcicle, and diamndback
Literal cancer
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>>176339360
i disagree with changes like that, it isn't easy to use deadringer at all. firstly you can't cloak at all without having a full cloak bar, using it once taking it down to half bar, which you need to decloak to be able to pick up anything anyways, a huge detriment. secondly there is no element of surprise, it is the loudest pocketwatch and everyone on the enemy team would know you exist. i even think that is going too fucking far, a spy running deadringer will probably be just as effective as stock just because it works best against shitty players who will always do shitty. the only issue i actually have with it is the damage resistance, they can already outrun pyro without the speed buff, but now if you are spy checking, and even forgetting afterburn for a second, if you can manage to keep a CONSISTENT stream of flamethrower hitboxes they won't fucking die which is absolutely bullshit. one time i got particularly lucky and was able to keep up with a bad dead ringer spy, i heard the hit noise consistently, i kept it on him for four seconds before he fucking died. all while them having super god damn speed, how are people supposed to combat that? if anything i would want dead ringer to charge faster but removing the fucking damage resistance, making both classes have fun

>>176342508
maybe if the only reason you play team fortress 2 is a powertrip and don't want to compete. hl/6s demoman is a lot of fun if you can actually aim
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>>176343808
>if you can actually aim
that's where you fucked up
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>>176341915
see pic.

>>176340757
>nerf
DR, DDS, Razorback
>buff
SoHosp, Bison pardoned, Claidheamh Mór
>slight nerf
FGuillotine
>overhaul
PBPP
>tweaks and pseudo buffs
Pyro melees

>>176341662
>totally nullifying some publing's chance of killing or damaging a pubstomper.
>balanced

>>176340848
You can do that, by going a teammate Demoman disguise near your team's sticky traps or act like a doppelganger for your Medic to welcome the rushing team with an uber.
Alas, no one bothers with it when you can brute force your way into the enemy base through a choke point with DR's 7 second cloak. Total cloak duration must be nerfed.
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>>176341662
winning team cannot randomly crit
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>>176343808
>yappers wiki shit
>claims a cloak that can be abused by decloaking over metalbits is harder to use than stock
>thinking DR is as effective as stock with heightened survival rate
>trying to W+M1 a Deadringer while you can airblast them away and Shotgun their shitter
>not tracking them back to ammo boxes
>not climbing somewhere up high on lost track
Have a (You)
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>>176344896
>claiming that something that allows you to completely go around all conflict by going literally invisible for 5 times as long is harder
>that allows you to pick up metal while cloaked, is harder
>assuming i didn't kill the spy even though i literally said i did, making half your post an attempt to actually sound good at the game
have a quote
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>>176345282
>killed a bad deadringer spy
>boasts over it
Have a (You), want a medal?
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>>176345395
i was correcting you not boasting, i even wrote
>one time i got particularly lucky and was able to keep up with a bad dead ringer spy
why are you being so annoying
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>wow guize I killed a bad Deadringer spy
>that makes all your argument about it being a crutch irrelevant
>guize lissen
>guize
>I said I killed one guize
>I swer
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>>176345562
Stock requires you to memorize ammo packs and do your job, DR saves your ass from a clutch situation you supposed to die. It gives Spy the time of his "life".
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>>176345627
it is a pocketwatch that allows an alternative playstyle, unless you think gunboats is a crutch just because it also allows you to play differently
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>>176345753
Yeah, like increasing Spy's ehp to 350 for the first second. That's really some alternate playstyle there, lest not forget about 3 seconds of speedboost, flicker protection and afterburn immunity? Yeah, totally alternate playstyle.
Add in that you can prolong it with a Big Earner or just simply decloaking over metalbits. You feigned death somewhere? Chasing ammo will take you like 10 seconds at most, which is your cloak duration and you'll be in the fray after you stab unaware players. By that time DR will be ready for the second feign and save your ass from pills and rockets you tank.
Had under 100 hp, just flick it and facetank a rocket away from there. Because no way in hell a Soldier could pin you down.
DR can't be countered by anything but certain loadouts. It will get a nerf one way or another.
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>>176346271
read my fucking post retard, i said i wanted damage resistance to be removed. why are you trying to argue with me when you aren't even reading my posts
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>>176346648
Dude, sorry but it's fucking easy to do that. And removal of damage reduction betrays the cloaks main theme. Deadringer supposed to be hard to hunt, but easy to shutdown. It's not entirely easy to shutdown now, because how easy peasy for it to recover. If your teammates are unaware, you can't stop him. If no one is looking for him, you can't stop him.
Argue all you want, but anyone can catch and kill an IW spy, same doesn't apply to DR spy and you can't make people eat it as "alternative playstyle". No, it doesn't work that way.
Go in a pub, and try to get better at Spy.
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>>176346913
the extra speed boost already makes him harder to track down without having to do more damage than you would a heavy to an invisible sniper hitbox running faster than a scout. my idea of a better deadringer, both more fun for the spy and more manageable for others, is just to have it not have damage resistance, keep the speed buff, but allow the watch to charge faster while uncloaked. this way it would allow spy to be closer to the frontlines than with stock, but not make him a skinnyheavy with a sniper secondary
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>>176347527
>not have damage resistance, keep the speed buff, but allow the watch to charge faster while uncloaked.

so
>remove dmg res
>make it more spammy

you should work for blizzard
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>>176347527
So, Spy would more oftenly spam flicker and afterburn immunity at will. Great.
Consider the above anon's idea about working at Blizzard.
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>>176347642
how it is currently used is tanking damage, that would force them to actually plan ahead instead of just being able to spam because they can still die just as easily if they weren't cloaked. this would reward spies who know the map, how is that not fixing the problem?

>>176347823
im not saying you could use it without the whole fucking bar being full, really where are you faggots getting this from my posts
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>>176348085
also i don't understand why afterburn immunity is a thing for dead ringer and that should actually be removed. if they absolutely want that they should be forced to use spycicle
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>>176348085
>>176348197
You post without getting context then blame us for not getting it.
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>>176348268
you assumed by me saying they should regenerate cloak faster that they would instantly refill the second they uncloaked, how do you expect me not to consider you retarded
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>>176348370
>you assumed by me saying they should regenerate cloak faster


> but allow the watch to charge faster while uncloaked.
seriously go to overwatch general
and ask for a blizz application
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>>176348605
reread your post and tell me how i am a hypocrite
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>>176348893
"hypocrite"
that was easy as pie
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>>176348893
i dont have enough posts left untill archive
nor the crayons
to explain how "bright" you are
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>>176348943
>>176349026
>i was just pretending to be retarded
you aren't making any sense, where have i stepped on my own shoes? you just quoted two things that say exactly the same thing like ive betrayed my self
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>>176349135
>you don't get the context of DR
>you post shit to make it more abusable and elusive
>when we point out you change tail
"hypocrite"
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>>176349214
>i can't read so it is the person i am arguing with who is wrong
maybe they should lower the text limit from 2000 to 140 so twitterfags can actually follow a conversation
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>>176349680
Have a (You)
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>>176349815
stick with the passive aggressive quoteless reply when you lose an argument champ
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>>176349893
>implying there was a conversation besides you change tail when conflicted yourself
Have a (You)
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Only if you know how it's easy to refill that shit already...
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