/wtc/ - Witcher, Cyberpunk, Forced Memes -(/krw/, /cpg/, /fm/)

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>>176144854
I'm pretty sure I won here but...

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Geralt and Triss OTP

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>>176144998

>>176145320
Anyone else notice that the BaW innkeepers got some seriously improved decks? One of them had a nearly-perfect NG decoy/spy deck and that made for one annoying mirror match.

i tried to romance both triss and yen and this playthrough just makes me massively sad

>>176147078
I did one whoremonger Geralt playthrough, kind of enjoyed it as I finally got to try all the different romance options. Usually, I keep Geralt 100% faithful to Triss.

And on the bright side, you'll get to see Ciri in BaW.

Who's the manliest ruler?

Foltest - incest lover, impregnated his own sister
Radovid - sadist, blinded Philippa, tortured Sile, impaled Keira
Henselt - rapist, raped Ves and who knows how many more women, burned Sabrina
Emhyr - failed incest lover, wants to fuck his own daughter but lacks the balls to go through with it

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>>176147916

What's the best ending? Empress or witcher?

>>176148152
That's up to you to decide.

Witcher ending is giving Ciri the freedom to do what she wants, but it's a hard and shitty life that usually ends in a pointless death

Empress ending puts her in a position to do something more significant with her life and help other in more substantial ways, but it's not something she dreamed about

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Triss IS A CUTE !!
A CUTE !!

God will punish Nilfgaardians

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What is best skill and swords choice for pre-gm feline armour?

I can't think of any build as useful and versatile as manticore+fast attacks+euphoria+toxocity hp boosts

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>barbarians
>in MY thread

Man I can't get over how good the soundtrack is in W3.

Is there any RPG that matches it?

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>>176154036

How did Roache managed to assemble an brand new army from the end of W2 to W3, while Ioverth was completely btfo and not even mentioned in W3.

While all of the blue stripes are slaughtered by Henselt but the Scoiatel manage to defend the city ?

>>176155142
Roche probably assembled new Blue Stripes from the members of Temerian army, or the ones killed by Henselt weren't all of them and they had more people back in Temeria.

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When you play the Ciri game and have to choose between romantic options, will you pick according to Ciri's wishes and pick either a female or male, or will you self insert and pick a female no matter what?

>>176155439
I'll play whore Ciri and fuck everyone

>>176156017
don't reply to me ever again

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>>176155439
>will you pick according to Ciri's wishes.
Yes. I will pick horses exclusively.

Does CDPR still offer any tech support if you use the contact us page or email?

What would a good witcher movie look like?

Mads mikklesen as Geralt?

Christina Hendricks as trissfu?

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wtc is basically "waifu-triss-ciri" the general now

>>176155439
What kinda person isn't gonna self insert in a Ciri game?

>>176160448
What quest is she doing

>>176162536
Looks like Wandering in the Dark

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Holy shit Triss is ugly as fuck in TW2

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>>176164348
Also does the rest of the game look this ugly? I've only seen the tutorial sequence and a couple cutscenes so far but there's something very wrong with the colors and the sharpening here, and this is all the settings cranked up to the max

>>176164348
I think she looks hot as fuck. Her Witcher 3 face is better, but her Witcher 2 body is perfection.

>>176164514
Yeah she does have nice as fuck titties. But that face and that dumb haircut with the buns are a big turn off

>Choose this branch.
>And this branch.
>Acquire this missable item; don't use or sell it for 75% of the game.

>Did you fuck up? No fuck off sword of ultimate doom for you!

I hate this philosophy on game design. Sitting there with a guide in front of you 24/7 is no way to play a game, especially when the game freezing your computer if you alt-tab out of it.

>You don't really need the fuck off sword of ultimate doom.

It's still annoying.

what can i do with Ore in gwent ?

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It;s hard to make a proper screenshot if you dont have a trained eye yet

>>176145320
needs more Villentretenmerth

>>176160448
is that polish on the screen?

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>>176166945
It does

>>176160448
Damn thumbnails are deceiving

>>176164509

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=357482972

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>All the Trissfags itt

>>176174314
YEN A _hag

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Little Miss Merigold is cutest of them all!

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Comrades, what should my next deck be? I've got 935 scrap to play with.

Considering Henselt. I would need to blow 240 scrap for the 3 towers and 200 on Henselt and 200 on the chick that shits out a 2 power wizard with every gold, but on the upside I've already got some solid NR cards since I've got a decent Foltest treb deck. Got KoB and Roach, Yencon, Dandelion, Shani, Nenneke. Haven't got some really good shit for it like regular Yen but still.

Considering Skellige axeman. I've already got Blueboy, Donar, and Holgar. Would probably drop 200 on Boar, Sigdrifa, maybe Restore.

Considering Nilfgaard. I've already got a reveal deck and I haven't got Letho, but I do have John Calveit, Fake Ciri, Vilgefortz, Cahir, Xarthisius, Auckes, and Cynthia. Calveit kinda feels like he's only strong if I craft more silver spies and/or have Letho, so Morvran would probably be better. Morvran with Cahir also sounds pretty solid but I wouldn't have a gameplan exactly which makes me think I would get my shit pushed in by everything.

Considering generic-ass devour monsters because it seems ridiculously good. Got Dagon, water hag, katakan, giant toad, old speartip, Caranthir. My shit's leaning more toward weather monsters than devour, but since I haven't got any double weathers or aeromancy or anything I wouldn't think it would be that hot. Dunno.

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Beauty and the Beast, then Snow White. What's next, a Cinderella story?

Are all Polish writers this shit?

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>worst voice acting of any character
>cucked geralt
>is a jealous witch
>takes advantage of people

how do people like triss again?

>>176184623
minus the voice acting, you just described yen

Could the Wolven Hour potion be used twice with the potion that let you use potions twice?

>>176179853
Went axemen Skellige since it was cheapest (Only dropped 400 for Siggy and Boar) and then I could potentially swing some other deck sooner if the urge strikes. Feels good thus far, my cobbled together version is a little clunky and running savage bear and shieldmaiden and warcry shenanigans but so far so good.

>>176153808
anyone?

>>176183083
Stick to your edgelord George RR Fatty then

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he wants the succ <3

I want to fuck Yennefer in front of Geralt and Ciri

>>176195164
why?

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Is there a map, fan made or official that show all the places in Witcher universe?

Pic unrelated.

>>176147997
I just googled him and wtf? I've read all the books bar Season of Storms and I don't remember any of this future stuff. Is it all in there?

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>>176174314
Friendly reminder that /v/ has spoken.

>>176196081
Yes but it has tits. Can't post it here.

>>176200641
imgur it

>>176183083
More like Beast and the Beast, Snow Raped and Strigaerella.

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>>176201204
RIP those poor nips

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>>176155439
>implying I don't want to get my lithe, witcheress body fucked by chubby, skellige peasants

>>176155142

He joined Natalis army after the events of the Witcher 2 to stop Nilfgaard's offense. They believed that Redanians will arrive to help them if they just hold long enough, but Radovid decided instead to use this extra time to prepare his own defenses, After Natalis disappearance during the battle against Nilfgaardian forces, Roche was the most prominent surviving commander, thus he managed to gather the scattered forces and moved toward Redania boundries, hoping that Radovid is going to keep his word about restoring the old order after defeating Nilfgaard (might seem naive after he abandoned them, but at the time it was probably the best option). With his approval he formed a resistance, so after that he started picking up a volunteers willing to die for Temeria plus any surviving soldiers he could find, thus forming his new army, ironically becoming the same thing he fought before, freedom fighter sabotaging enemy forces on behalf of another country in preparation for it's counterattack.

>tfw ciri game comes out
>tfw everyone plays ciri as a giant whore
>tfw ciri will never be pure again

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>>176202678
>"I have completed the contract, the Leshen is no more"
>"Ooh I'm so sorry ma'am witcheress, the truth is that we don't have any coins to pay you with, our young'uns are starving, we's but a village of poor farmers"
>*Studies his body with her eyes* *licks her lips* "Well... maybe there's another type of payment I'm willing to accept from you, farm boy..."
>*13th century slav folk music starts playing in the background*

>>176196419

Yeah. He forgives his enemies, and vows to not make Emhyr's mistakes.

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>>176151763

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>>176206139
>>176151763

>>176204732
Delete this ;_;

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Anyone has the image comparing this cumdumpster with Anna Henrieta? For a friend.

>>176204732
Perfect.

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>>176204732
Lewd... I thought it said the lesbian is no more which made me kek given all the half-wit tumblr dykes who watch the Ciri cut-scenes on youtube, don't play the game, and then have the audacity to think Ciri is a lesbian just because she doesn't play the role of damsel in distress.

>>176154306
Every Nier game.
Idk if the souls games are RPG's or not but some of those tracks are god tier.

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>>176204732
fucking disgusting

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>>176217775
>"There are times I doubt you three realize how it looks... Triss plays the big sister to Ciri, but eagerly awaits a chance to hop in bed with you. You and Yennefer play the parents--"

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>>176219253
I love that line, Geralt's response is even better. No fivesome for you Phil.

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So, what's the counter to ST card-advantage? You could get dimiturium shackles and Cleaver, but unless you get one or both of these round one, you're in for a bad time. Running NR trebuchet murder works alright, but it's 50/50, depending if you can play some other high-value cards to either take first round or make them thin a lot for it.

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PS4 crossplay with PC Gwent when?

>>176211093
Anarietta is a cute blonde, not a slutty redhead. If anything Bella is more like Triss.

>>176219253
>>176219889
i wish phil was a romance option.

>>176224160
i repeat myself but i wish for Phil sex rpg stretching from her hildhood, through apprenticeship, slutty sorc phase, tormenting shota Rad, lesbomancy, and bdsm/torture and death

>>176224342
>stretching from her childhood
That would be a long ass game, considering she is no less than 300 years old.

>>176224342
Philippa Eilhart Violated Heroine mod never ever

>>176224342
>tormenting shota Rad
niiice.

>>176224536
>That would be a long ass game
I heard CDPR is an ambitious dev

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>S-so... Mr. Jailor Sir... You said that if I willingly suck your cock, you will ease up with the daily beatings? d-do you promise?

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Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon

>>176226834
if i was a jailor i'd rescue margarita

>>176229751
longneck

What's next for the series? Are they going to do a Witcher 4 with a new main character, or will they start a different franchise?

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Why did Yen change so much? I think she looks way better in the teaser art.

>>176230616
old yen was based more on the book. new yen was just to tingle the dicks

>>176230853
you're not jesus, triss

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>>176230486
Very beautiful neck

>>176232568

bet it'd be great at collecting jism

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>>176232867
It'd be great for kissing

>>176230575

Cyberpunk my dude.

>>176233317

and rubbing your willy against

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Cerys a qt

>>176234871

yet we couldn't bang her.

thanks cdpr

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Post fights

>go to bed
>trissfu a cute
>wake up
>trissfu still a cute

>>176192216
idk why but seeing Trissfu exposed like that triggers me.

She is literally hotter with clothes on according to me.

>>176235703
She wanted that Witcher dick, she was really jealous of how much Yennefer had a hold on him

>>176237653
Trissfu is a gorgeous woman, but her beauty is only a bonus to her kind heart and sweet personality. She is perfection, nude or clothed.

>>176230674

It was actually other way around.

>>176238169
She looks like she feels uncomfortable, or at least she feels cutest when clothed, at least to me.Hotter too.

>>176234871
I'm just about to replay her quest different way by not baking the baby this time

Is there any significant impact on later plot?

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>>176238361
Trissfu is always cute to me. Every time I see this beautiful face, I start feeling happy.

I'm running around with a Yrden build. Grandmaster Griffin Armor, Entanglement enchantment, enhanced Petri's, a ton of random Greater Yrden Glyphs in the other slots, upgrades to Yrden intensity, duration, and damage over time. It's not a min/max build; just something I stumbled upon at the end of my first playthrough and it's absolutely hilarious. I drop a couple Yrdens at the start of every encounter and just watch everything die in front of me. Chain stuns, insane AoE and DoT... I don't have to use my sword, or Igni, or anything. You should try it.

>>176238828
ALright, I've been looking for a different build for quite some time, will try it out.

thanks

>>176237135
why is Geralt's cock on fire?

>>176238813
What would Trissfu do if Geralt literally died when he dies first time, lets say he does some random contract on drowners and dies, but the story goes on and the Wildhunt/North vs Nilfgaard war etc..

Trissfu would be broken i imagine, but it would probably better if he dies before they meet again in Novigrad ?

Would Trissfu ever fully recover if Geralt was alive the whole time, but didn't visit her in Novigrad ?

What would Trissfu do if he died while fighting the last fight against the Wild Hunt in Skellige ?

>>176238828
what mutation do you use with that?
>>176239102
she'd get rekt with all continent by wild cunt i guess

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>>176239227
>she'd get rekt with all continent by wild cunt i guess

Wild Hunt couldn't force themselves to hurt Trissfu, only Nilfgaardian subhumans could do that, nobody else is immune to Trissfus cuteness

>>176239057
Isn't it always?

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>>176239057
because Cerys just mentioned Yen

>>176239102
Depends. In the books when Geralt died, Triss wanted Ciri to take her with them.

In the games, I think she would take it hard, especially if Geralt decides to renew his relationship with her. It was really cute how she just wanted a moment alone and how worried she was before the final battle with the Hunt.

I don't know about not visiting her in Novigrad, Triss was clearly trying to move on, but she obviously still loves Geralt. He left a mark on her heart no matter what.

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>the same Yencuck from Poland praising Yen
>the same yencuck from Poland bashing his own country
>the same Yencuck from Poland is a literal wageslave with a dead-end job

could a person get any more pathetic ?
At this point i literally only feel bad for him

>>176155439

There's no Galahad in there, it's pretty much irrelevant

>>176239517

Can we just discuss the hansafu like normal, educated people?

>>176239517
>the same yencuck from Poland bashing his own country
>the same Yencuck from Poland is a literal wageslave with a dead-end job

I'm none these guys tho

>>176171842
this is the hottest triss fan art ever and i just found the nude version

>>176240075
so all Yencucks are from Poland ?

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>>176240158
"Yencucks" aren't even a thing, outside of you sick mind.

>>176239227
>what mutation do you use with that?
Euphoria's best. Conductors of Magic was also an option but I discovered it only affected the alternate Yrden, the little turret. It did not affect the AoE which is what I'm going for.

>>176240127
its shit her waist is too big

>>176240279
she looks voluptuous and her waist is tiny, but her hips are round and hot. it's overemphasized due to the pin up style, but my dick has a strong reaction to it.

why does letho sound like a redneck in english? can someone find me a video of polish letho?

>>176239517
>implying Trissfags are the majority.
see >>176199931

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>>176241216
>/v/

hands down the worst board on 4chan

>>176241074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Xs5aPREgEE

THere you go. Dunno whether it's me being used to it or what, but most characters sound miles better in polish version imo. I can't listen to english Geralt without smirking over his straight-otta-grave voice.

It's really impressive, because polish dubbing usually sucks dwarven balls and I avoid it at any cost

>>176241360
Polish Geralt and Triss sound miles better than their English versions. That and the fact Triss has the same voice in all three games coupled with muh Slav feels, make me vastly prefer the Polish voice over.

>>176241710
does Trissfu sound cute ?

>>176241360
thanks, Letho sounds much better although I still don't mind English Geralt.

>>176241783
Polish Triss is audible chocolate. For me, that voice is perfect for her. She odes a fantastic job at conveying emotions. English Triss can sound sweet at times, but she is vastly inferior compared to the Polish actress.

>>176242221
gonna need some proofs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFqbrJCLWWE

>>176242830
meant for >>176242292

>>176242830
she sounds too rude for my Trissfu <3... she does have some joy in her voice and sounds like my Trissfu tho idk... maybe is the language

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>>176242990
I think it's perfect for her, but I've been playing in Polish since the first game. To me that how a perfect Triss sounds. Nothing wrong with English Triss though.

>>176242990
Ya i think Triss' eng voice actor sounds better, despite being shittier quality. But Polish Geraldo is way better than Eng Geraldo

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>>176241305
Kek, says the one posting in the board created to be a containment board for that board.

>>176245145
Nop, this is a gen board where people can post about their video game whenever they want and keep up with news/patches/gameplay etc...

/v/ is... i literally have no words for it, it's a fucking shithole, literally worse then /b/ where 95% of hte posts are trolls or weak baits or flat out nonsense.

Only a braindead idiot would visit that board more then 2 times.

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>>176241216
>100 people sample, kek
>try 19k

>>176245370
Nope newfag. /vg/ was created because years ago it was almost impossible to open a thread on /v/ without finding it at page 10 in a matter of seconds, due to dozens of waifuspam generals getting constantly bumped by autists like you. Thus /vg/ was born.
If according to you /v/ is shit, then we are currently posting at the very bottom of the septic pit.

>>176245846


Exactly what i said autismo, relevant game threads and discussions were moved here and all that's left in that shithole is shit-tier trolls, weak baits and plain out autists.

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>>176245453
>19k redditors
>Triss wins.
Color me surprised, kek.

>>176246094
Except you didn't realize that it's the waifuspam generals that where moved here, not the "relevant discussion", which never belonged to /v/ anyway. Now we have two waifuspam boards, the only difference is that one is slower.

>>176246437
Except now 90% of the /vg/ content is actually information and discussion about the game and 10% waifuposting and 90% of the posts on /v/ are trolls, baits and pure autism.

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>>176247245
>except now 90% of the /vg/ content is actually information and discussion

>>176250397
you should visit out gen's outside of tournament time

But it doesnt matter a person unironicly defending /v/ is not worth talking to

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>>176245145

Welcome to the general of The Waifu 3: Wild Cunts

>>176253114
xddd upboat +1

>>176253114
>Wild Cunts
every woman in the game is a wild cunt except for ciri

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>>176254236
Ciri is literally wild, can't be tamed... Trissfu on the other hand <3

>>176240127
link?

>>176255928
type witcher rule 34 hentai on google and voila, it's the first result

>>176256051
My google must be retarded cause none of them are the nude of that pic.

>>176256431
http://rule34hentai.net/post/list/The_Witcher/1

there's like 4 different versions, all nude

>>176256528
Thanks

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Why is Trissfu so god damn cute ?

>>176259383
Personal charm, charisma, freckles...

I was going to do a Triss romance run but this thread made me want to romance both and get neither

>expose the merchant
>long loading screen
>load straight into being dead after a wolf attack

What? Something tells me that's why he keeps getting away on his horse when I retry, too.

>>176261046

Oh, I didn't realize you had to tap twice to gallop.

>>176261905
I didn't figure out you could double tap to make the boat move much faster than just holding the button until I saw it on reddit after I'd cleared the Skellige caches.

>Back down in the 2100mmr toilet smelling Triss' farts
I feel like it's my gud gittin holding me back more than my cards, even though I've got few legendaries. Probably a combination of gud gittin and deck construction skill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Cerf8769WE

What are some good moments where people deserve what they got. For instance, I really enjoyed seeing Birna Bran get caught and sentenced

>>176270419
killing imlerith

what does ciri's ass taste like?

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>>176271816
like heaven

http://xpsfm.tumblr.com/image/154291558630
truly a goddess

>>176271816
>>176273261
degenerates kys

Who /dag/ here?

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>>176277156
Ciri - /wtc/
Yen - /dag/

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>>176277156
>/dag/

>waifushits post polls

What are you guys trying to prove? That your waifu is plebbest?

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I want to fuck Francisca and Eda in the next Witcher game!

Triss, Yen, Keira are all ugly, plastic whores.

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>>176280226
>the next Witcher game!

should we tell him ?

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Going to bed right now, hope i dream of Trissfu, it's been almost a month, even drugs didn't helped me...

God, what have i done wrong ? I don't ask for much, i don't ask to be with Trissfu, I mean I wouldn't complain if could just TOUCH her for a second... but still, nobody should endure this kind of torture... :(

At least if you don't want to share her, don't create such PERFECTION and expose her to mere mortals... all i want to do is watch her while i sleep, nothing more...

>>176282143
Good luck, dreaming of Trissfu is a true blessing.

tell me a story about ciri's sex life /wtc/

>>176282998
she almost fucked a guy in exchange for his horse

>>176282998
it's a blue board you sick fuck

>just started my death march platinum playthrough
wew

is GWENT any good? i can't imagine the game being half as fun without collecting an all-legendary god deck
as an actually balanced game it doesn't seem like it would be anywhere near as interesting

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>check all the grandmaster armor
>Viper Armor/Kaer Morhen Armor/Warrior's Leather Jacket is still the best looking armor
Enhanced Ursine is also good but stops once it becomes over 9000 pounds of dimeritium

Speaking of which, how can Geralt cast signs if he's full of Dimeritium ?

>>176291582
I guess as long as there's no Dimeritium near his hands, he can cast signs? I don't know, or maybe it's a special alloy of Dimeritium that protects against magic but doesn't stop magic casting

>>176291582
i don't think witcher signs are affected by dimeritium

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>Witcher 3 is almost 2 years old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2oVSwflClQ

>>176292248
you can't use signs on area you used dimetrinium bomb on

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>>176292990
>telling lies
this is a place for pure people only, like pic related

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>that soulcrushing unfillable void you feel upon finishing the game
Videogames were supposed to cheer me up, not ruin me

>>176298305
same, other video games can't compete anymore

What should I read next after The Last Wish?

>>176300493
Sword of Destiny

>finish the main story of blood and wine
>still have the whole northern part beyond the river of Toussaint to explore
>just stop playing at one point because something came up

How much am I missing?

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>>176297114

Ciri is for...

>>176304604
Voorhis

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This is my Geralt.

>>176306249
looks like a fag lol

>>176306249
Geralt?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

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>>176304604
cuddle

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>>176306478
Oh yeah?

Well your waifu longs for the BBC of my Geralt.

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If the setting is Polish folklore, why does everyone talk like an English peasant?

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>>176309726
because you're using the pleb version

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Has anyone tried the Enhanced Edition mod ? How is it ?

Thinking about doing a 5th playthrough with it

>>176312331
hnnnnnng

>>176312950
>neck tattoos
for what purpose

>>176313292
It's a nice TW2 memento

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Kiera is Kute

daily reminder that your waifu goes poo poo and wee wee

>>176314395
not if they're a witch. they can just magic it away

>>176314495
no. they have to use the old fashioned way. poop is immune to magic.

>>176314856

read the books pleb

>>176315309
you too. triss shitting is canon. yennefer also pisses herself after getting decompressed.

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Dat ass.

>>176315648
triss was weak and couldn't use magic on herself. Yennefer pissed herself in shock. If they had time to prepare, they could magic their fecal matter away.

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>2017
>Ciri still didn't teleport to my bedroom
wtf guys

>>176317151
I bet teleporting shit out of own bowels is risky as hell

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;_;

>>176315648
> yennefer also pisses herself after getting decompressed.
Not exactly. She jumps into fountain in Francesca's Findabair and pisses in it. Then she tells her she pissed in it with a smug face.
That's Yen, classy even when pissing.

>>176328721
>Francesca Findabair's palace
Goofd.

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What exactly does the game-engine do in the cutscenes to make everything super fucking good ? Is there any way to enable it for everything ?

>>176334948
Cutscenes have their own lightning and the camera angles are positioned really good

>>176335180
yeah but does the game use something similar to the uber-sampling from Witcher 2 ? I know character models are higher quality than the ones used in-game

>>176335598
I don't think it does, the character models outside of cutscenes look worse due to the draw or rendering distance or something like that, can't remember the name, but there's a mod that changes that and makes the characters look the same. I think the cutscenes are just manually directed and positioned to look as good as possible, especially the major ones.

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:3

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>Well, that was enough chatter lads, you said a woman can only ride a cock, well im about to ride 5, what do you say about that boys ?

Then she got fucked by everyone around the bonfire, tossed around being fucked and sucking cocks for hours.

it happened, right ?

>>176339190
ciri doesn't know anything about cocks

>page triss a cute

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>>176338684
:3

>>176346297
She's a big girl

>>176346297
>The staff is a horse.
For fuck's sake, she's obsessed.

>>176348230
it's Kelpie, silly

>>176339341
>ciri doesn't know anything but cocks
I agree.

>>176348102
she actually has a medium height, around 175 cm

>page trissfu is blissfu

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>>176334948
>Is there any way to enable it for everything ?
There are lighting mods. I recommend ULM, STLM looks ugly most of the time.

>>176335598
>>176336008
I recall an option for ubersampling cutscenes in TW3 but I dunno if it did anything. There aren't cutscene models but during gameplay sometimes the game will be using the low lod versions of models instead of the full quality ones. Like that anon said there's a mod to fix that though.

If you're using ULM or some other lighting mod there won't be a notable different in graphics between cutscenes and gameplay, but if you aren't using a lighting mod cutscenes(any time you talk to an NPC basically) will always look much better.

Webm very related.

Currently playing Blood & Wine, gor a question.
When you go meet Regis, he talks of a being that'd be able to summon Detlaff, but dealing with that being would be incredibly dangerous.
Will that being show up later in the story?
If not, is he perhaps talking about Gaunter O'Dimm?

>>176369045
It is addressed later in the story, keep playing.

Are Véa and Téa human or shapeshifted dragons? If they're human then do they know Borch's identity?

>>176369165
Alright, pretty pumped about this.

>>176369206
Its been some time since I've read the story, but if I remember correctly they're human dragon worshippers from Zerrikania and know about Borchs identity.

>>176369924
let's just say that, when the moment to choose comes, make a manual save

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Are there any hood & cape mods with proper physics ?

>>176372760
U just got Borkh'ed

Yen is such a worthless cow

Glad I went with Triss on my last playthrough

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YOU DISAPPOINT ME WITCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA883-ajdWY

triss is vomit

>>176380306

Trash tier waifu.

>>176380306
>>176384037
she eats dorf cock and drink troll piss

ps. it's true

>>176375898
Eh, Yen's not that bad, but Triss is just too adorable and fun.

Can you complete the last wish quest with Yen after going to Velen to pick up Uma?

>>176387230
No, it fails once you pick up Uma and the story moves to KM

>>176387428
okay, so that's the point i need to make template save before any of the decisions that affect endings is taken, right?

>>176387551
It's actually after the KM section and before an important story moment. The game warns you. It's just that Yen's quest has a very small time frame in which it's available.

>>176388161
I've already beaten the game, I just want that save to use to check out different endings without replaying all of it, and the only plots that affect the ending are:

>Ciri
>Romance
>War with Nilfgaard
>Skellige succession

These are all, and I guess out of these plots Yen's quest is blocked first - at getting Uma, right?

>>176388709
Yes, Yen's and Lambert's quest fail at finding Uma.

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duchess anna

>>176397857
one of the cutest

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>>176398575
all the cute girls are impossible to romance. how mean of CDPR

anyone know when the gwent card wipe is

What is the best place to research about lore and game related stuff? wikia and fextralife are fucking shit

>>176399890
the books and the World of Witcher lore/artbook

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Duchess Anna Henrietta!

>>176400389
imagine all the time wasted doing this posing you could actually be good at drawing, which is secretly what every poser wants anyways

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>tfw

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>>176403104

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GOD DAMN RETARDS YOU SHOULD GO EASY ON POOR TRISSFU

FUCKING DANDYLION AND ZOLTAN :@: @@

>>176407080
>Implying the slut didn't lose on purpose

>>176407319
FUCK YOU

>>176386063

Triss has no personality and is literally dumb bitch to fuck. Yen is fun and someone you could actually talk with.

>>176407080
Trissfu a CUTE :3

>>176408112
I personally find Triss' personality infinitely more interesting than Yen's

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OC

>>176408112
>>176407319

fucking scum

>>176408396
Trissfu should be sitting on Geralts lap and they play as 1

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>>176408512
cool, saved

>>176408917
I like the image, it's fun and Triss is adorable as always. Carving on the table is a nice detail. Besides, once Triss and Geralt get naked, Dandelion and Zoltan will take the hint and give them some alone time.

>>176400269
And regarding the games?

>>176409667
play them

>>176409393
>Besides, once Triss and Geralt get naked, Dandelion and Zoltan will take the hint and give them some alone time.

If you look at it that way... i guess <3

>>176409848
>beaten W1 in 2011 and another halfway playthrough in 2014
>beaten W2 twice in 2014 and once in 2015
>playing W3 for the first time, currently 80 hours in

Now back to my original question, I just want an accurate source for researching things I could have forgotten or gameplay elements I did not fully understand

anyone tried using their Support page ? do they reply ?

>>176410197
wiki, watch youtube recaps, there's not much else