Dota 2 General - /d2g/

first for nyx assassin

second for nyx assassin

third for nyx assassin

nth for nyx

not the assassin

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fifth for knicks assassin

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Daily reminder that Leshrac is the best offlaner.

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As if Valve couldn't get any more blatant of obvious with their signalling

There are only 2 regions now, China and Rest of the World

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>make item models for dropped items
>use them for a cosmetic instead
>charge for it
Defend this

>All of this nyx posting

FUCK YOU GUYS I OVE YOU!

POST NYX PICTURES

>>175913372
aren't valve forced to release item drop rates now?

>>175913341
what about him makes him fit for the offlane?

>custom game behind a pay wall

REEEEEEEEEEE

Can someone pirate the custom game like they did with dark moon?

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>here have some particles

>>175913464
Shut the fuck up

there is always a nyx assassin

onerous!

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me as captain

Wow the new terrain looks like shit.

Actually it has a lot of nice little details and the river area is the best looking one among all the map terrains so far (honestly the river alone almost makes me want to give my shekels to valve even if I hated everything else in the goypendium) but when put together it feels like it just doesn't fit, also it fucking hurt my eyes, immortal gardens and MK maps felt like an improvement of the regular map in terms of how easy it is on the eyes, this one makes me think that I will be squinting to know where the fuck am I stepping on.

another emmisary of nyx

CRUSHED

>>175913459
Since the chests are tied inside the compendiums and not sold separately, it might be Valve's loophole of avoiding the requirement

>>175913532
thats what i thought. by refusing to answer my youve admitted that enchantress aka CuteLeshrac is the better offlaner

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>>175913549
Truly the greatest hero.

>>175913787
Shut the fuck up.

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>>175913646
I think you mean this

>after like 5000 games of dota, intentionally choose nyx into an int heavy lineup for the first time

okay i really, definitely never realized how good this is. You can just run anyone out of the lane or they die, and you have so many high damage spells to reflect/escape

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>>175913859
make me!

>>175913870
This perfectly represents what playing dota is like.

>>175913549
>Still no sex assassin hero

sad

>>175914049
on countless balls!

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>Clinkz taunt

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>>175914240
>Clinkz taunt

>tfw too poor for that underwater map
;_;

>>175913549

>For you dear nyx, for you.

What did he mean by this?

i dont like that river

>>175913949
Shut the fuck up.

Everyone, go look at Lifestealer's taunt.

dota 2 without steam?

also as a new player, whats the best thing to focus on? my background is lol

No spring cleaning. Plus starting full time job soon. Equals no shekels given to Valve.

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>>175914431
a little late on that one

>>175914660
enchantress is the only hot female (and even then not really in game)

>>175914705
lina's pretty hot
XD

>>175914737
in an abstract fetish way i guess

>>175914660
Shut the fuck up.

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>WW taunt confirms she is literally the chain smoking librarian stereotype

>>175913920
int heavy lineup?
Nether Ward say hi

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Good thing I saved up some money for the L75 Battle Pass.
And the treasure bundle if they bring It back from last year.

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>>175913873
holy shit how rich are you?>>175913873

>>175915002
4 digital inputs + VSR on an RX 480

I knew new taunts would be retarded but not THAT retarded https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6exGMPsgyNA&feature=youtu.be.

>>175914240
webm please i don't have dota2 installed right now

>>175915283
>i don't have dota2 installed right now
/d2g/ in a nutshell

>>175915002
dota is such a ridiculously detailed game..who even notices creeps hitting the blood out of each other
i was high on acid the other day and noticed for the first time that lion has like a darkness aura following him

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>>175914801
hehe

>>175915194
woooooooooowowoowoowooowoowooowoowooooooooooooooooooooowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoooooooooooooowoowoowoowoowoowooo

>>175915371
wheres her deer puss puss

>>175913407
That's actually one of the worst things I've seen Valve do. And I've been playing since beta. Ouch.

>>175915345
>that lion has like a darkness aura following him
uhhh
you sure youre not tripping still

>>175915194
It looks even more ridiculous while moving
Imagine trying to play riki against that

>>175913407
We are just one step to see them on the game without paying for it?

>>175913746
Lol no, they removed them from the store in china to avoid this

What's with all the nyxposting

My favourite hero, to bad im on a phone and can't post pictures

I won a 50 mins hero quest with chen and didnt count in the daily hero quest fuck my life

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Defend this

>go carry
>other people wont support

>go support
>carries cant end game

Fucking hell life in the trench is bad

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>>175915194

HOLY SHIT WHAT GAME AM I EVEN PLAYING ANYMORE THIS IS INSANE, IS THE ENTIRE ORIGINAL TEAM JUST GONE AND REPLACED BY INTERNS FROM RIOT?

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Sub-1k MMR report in

>>175915648
if you were actually in a bracket below your skill level you would win most games and climb out quickly. get better lol

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>>175915485
>nyxposting

W-Whatever do you mean? Nyx Nyx.

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>>175915194
BR will taunt everyone to a TI7 victory

>>175915194
kek

no beach qop set

oh

If i get Chen, Meppo, Chen, Meppo again fml

>>175915586
Is fine, i had an idea for a weapon for them that looks dumb, now i might need to do it since is a bit childish like this set

>>175915650
RIOT would be like: "Battlepass (level 1) is $30 bucks"

>>175915586
cringe cringe cringe, motherlover

Those immortals, rip my money

>>175915650
lol at least has writers from warhammer 40k, so no

>>175915931
>writers

Every god damn LoL lore is cringy as fuck, literally retarded and all over the place. Fucking space ninjas and midgets with bazookas, fuck off.

>>175915806
Riot, at least, would make sure every hero had a silly skin and a wacky taunt, instead of only some of them

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>>175915194
I unironically dream of a day where the pro scene just devolves into non-stop taunting animations

>>175915975
>alien
>alien ghost
>literal gods
we have the same issue

>>175915586
The innertube is fine, everything else about the set is fucking bad. Why does it have a flower theme? It should be shells, fucking shells, not flowers, what the hell.

>>175916105
Yes, we do. That's why having writers form warhammer means horseshit.

>>175915586
What's wrong with it?

>Hero responses when you check them on the heros tab

Thats cool

>>175915998
Riot also has the 2006 graphics that we all love

>>175916105
Nah.
The strongest playable being lore wise in Dota is merely a demigod after he got demoted from being an actual god.
That said his actual power level is pretty mediocre due to him being debuffed so.

What is the strongest hero lore wise in Dota anyways? They've all been scaled down to relative terms with one another through various means. Tidehunter is the size of a skyscraper normally and all, I imagine Elder Titan was a fair bit taller before he joined the Fields of Battle.

>>175916275
ancient apparition is a part of a giant entity that'll exist until and after the heat death of the universe

>>175916275
i always thought it was aa

>>175916275
>What is the strongest hero lore wise in Dota anyways?

Enigma

>>175916246
LoL literally looks better than Dota 2 nowadays

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How did he open the demo options on a full map?

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>>175916662
you can demo the terrain itself

I sold all my Dota 2 items and quit like 2 months ago.
Is the game any better and should I buy the goypendium?

>literal homosexual/beastiality/paranormality(or what the fuck you call sex between ghost) announcer in the game

Uhh Dotards?

>>175916693
>it's true
>actually helpful

I'm a dotard, thanks.

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>>175916725
no

>>175915931
I'm not sure that's a positive.

How quickly can you level up just by playing? I'm pretty over Dota but some of the rewards, the terrain, and the campaign sound awesome so I might play a bit but I'd only like to spend $20-$30 at most on buying levels.

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>>175916614

>>175916275
>>175916361
>>175916373
>>175916401
yall are close but wrong
it's either ET, Weaver, CK, or FV
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwiy4snoktjTAhVK9YMKHaGjCEoQtwIIIzAA&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dxg7KO6l6_8A&usg=AFQjCNEx7AmKW0MTsUohDEv1iLa1IPr44Q&sig2=ig_CJlnZIklUrv46WSwbPw

>>175916275
I once watched a youtube vid saying it was weaver, the dude literally weaves the multiverse or some shit like that.

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Meanwhile in the parallel dimension of reddit...

Why do you think Valve never wants to listen to d2g's ideas and complaints? Do you think the fact that only around a hundred manchildren complaining about stupid shit and proposing awful ideas has anything to do with it?

Why do people on reddit always look happy and people on d2g seem permanently mad and frustrated?

>>175916662
how do i get this?

>>175917138
I thought you were saying it looked better than 2006?

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WHERE IS IO ON THE ARCANA VOTE
REEEEEEE

>>175915194
I'm not really mad about any of the cosmetic stuff put into the game so far, but this is fucking retarded, at least the other taunts put into the game so far have some small connection to their hero.
But what the fuck does this shit tier animantion have to do with naix

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>>175913372
>now
newfag spotted for not remembering valve releasing two blogposts back to back, on the same day, one telling westerners that their festivities are unimportant, the other to tell the White Race to learn about the culture of the Carry Role of planet Diqu, the Chinks

I don't even play this fucking game, why am I considering buying a compendium.

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>>175916275
Weaver is an extradimensional god who controls time and create entire universe.
http://dota2.gamepedia.com/Weaver/Lore

Juggernaut is good with a sword, so that's something.

>>175913372

This and all the bugs and all the battle pass rewards and bugs and tacky immortals and and bugs and one hero a year reminds me of what Valve spends all of their time on.

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>>175917453

Pretty things for little money.

Also seeing all the neets getting mad because they want it yet can't afford it only makes it more desirable for some reason.

That's the main reason why I buy it nowadays.

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>>175914350
he's a massive waifufag

>>175917202
Because reddit's entire system encourages circlejerking.
>supports dindu nuffin dey gud bois dey bui wards erry sunday
>based valve fixing something irrelevant!!!!
>i think we need to make the game even easier cuz im new

>>175917453
>he doesn't dress up his dotafus

>>175917653
Or you could use "popular opinion" instead of "circlejerking" like a grown up.

>>175917127
Need some upvoats here

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>>175917653
I hate lebit so much.

>>175917740
And what were you trying to imply with this? My point still stands that Reddit's primary system encourages "preaching to the choir" (how adult is that?). Thus primarily you'll see people just simply agreeing with what the "majority" thinks so they wouldn't be looked down upon and farm those le upboats because that's what matters the most in the end.

>>175917785
He's right. Are you false flagging to make d2g look even more stupid?

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Anyone want more cute DOTA pics?

>Win a match
>Get 25 mmr
>One guy gets 50 because he paid money

Fuck

Off

>go down into 1k
>intentionally feed half the game
>break my items
>end up with more net worth and damage and a better score than 2 people on my team playing cores

what did they mean by this

>>175917912
are you going to post some?

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>>175917912
sure

>>175917878
How the fuck is he right? Do you need me to call you everytime you are about to miss a last hit? You fucking nigger, how is making the game beep for everything a good idea? How is making everything pop out to say HEY IT'S ON COOLDOWN HEY YOUR MID JUST GOT HIS TALENT HEY RUBICK GOT BARATHUM FUCKING HASTE LOOK AT HIM BEEP BEEP BOOP MINES NEARBY BEEP BOOP SOMEONE IS DYING OH LOOK OUT A CREEP BEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOPO

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>>175917912
Nothing you post will be cuter than old veno.

>>175917925
it's a bet, stupid.

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>>175917653
the whole reason we hate reddit isn't because of circle jerking, because that happens on every internet forum with a basic rep system and user accounts. Even fucking YTMND had a good deal of dicksucking.

the REASON we hate reddit, is because reddit essentially inherited ebaumsworld and 9gag (during the whole /b/ invasion of 9gag thing)

oh, and also because /r/funny thought re posting rage faces and pushing arrow to the knee jokes was fucking hilarious

actually, fuck it. Reddit blows dicks. nvm

>>175917872
Except you are wrong. Go to the new section and you'll see there are plenty of troll and stupid posts that could perfectly fit on /d2g/.

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>>175918024

>>175918141
why don't they just right click each other?

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>>175918141
honestly can't believe there are people who prefer generic anime girl pugna to cute skeleton manlet pugna
>>175918206
because pugna would decrepify either of them

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>>175918102
You entirely missed my point. Those "troll" and "stupid" posts will never make it to the "Hot" section, which is the default section when you open a subreddit. Those posts will just be buried to the ground because surprise surprise, people still don't know how to use the downvote system (even if it's been explicitly stated how to). My whole point was that to actually get your shitty post noticed, you'd have to use the way the system is made to be used, which is write a popular opinion that the people might agree with. This in return, reduces differing opinions, so it'll just dissolve into fanaticism, like subreddits such as r/The_Donald (a favourite of /pol/ to bash). From what I've noticed, it's gotten so bad they had to make a different subreddit to discuss the meta and various builds.

>>175918267
>generic anime girl
t. reddit

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>>175918267
>being gay

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Who's teaching the class? Winter Wyvern?

>>175918267
>draw generic anime girl
>make her naked and give her green hair
>giver her a purple cape with some nipple cover and a dress

WOW OMG what an original and intuitive design! I'm glad /d2g/ is the peak of intelligent design

>>175918310
>imploring reddit is not full of tons of weeaboos who waifu the first girl they see from a fotm shit anime
>imploding husbandoing real pugna is not the most patrician of choices
>>175918345
>>>/tg/ is that way. they like retarded genderbends of already good characters over there

>>175918307
You missed the point. There are all kind of posts, proving that you are wrong and doesn't encourage just a single idea while the system weeds out the crap when using the top page which was my point about popular opinions.

Now stop being retarded.

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I'm sure the fishes like the new underwater terrain

>>175918440
>There are all kind of posts, proving that you are wrong
Then provide an example
>doesn't encourage just a single idea
Then provide an example in the dota subreddit, from what I've seen it's mainly carries that are bashed and support players praised, barely is it the opposite

>while the system weeds out the crap when using the top page which was my point about popular opinions.
If you mean top page by "most upvoted" then those threads are long dead by then.

You can either stop talking out of your ass like a retard, or actually prove it to me, that it does not encourage circlejerking. And a post that shitsmacks supports for being mainly retards who only buy wards and do single pulls is highly upvoted.

>>175918379

Professor Elder Titan.

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Course. Rough. Irritating. Gets Everywhere.

god this sniper immortal is hideous

rest are good though, bristles fits in well with his other

>win a game
>say "commended, thanks for the support"
>don't actually commend them
lol fucking retards

I wake up to the sound of silence and sigh. It's been three months since I started playing Rylai and I have yet to wake up to the masses singing my praises. Oh well, time to start the day.

I throw darts at a picture of a melee creep to improve my CS (her base damage is surprising high), work on my autobiography so I can tell future generations I was a CM Main (It’s titled: Nerf Slark; the Story of a CM Main), and practice pressing R for forty five minutes. I haven't pressed R yet in game because I'm waiting for my five man FF, it's bound to happen soon.

I decide to go to the bank. As I walk to my car, a light breeze blows a leaf into my hair. It nukes me. I begin screaming and burst into tears. I'm being ganked! Why hasn't my carry killed them?! Forty five minutes later I collect myself from the most traumatic experience of my life and manage to walk to the side shop with my 280 MS (only noobs buy boots). [1/3]

how good is Luna?

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>>175918827
Don't do this to me, I always try my best

>>175917202
They shouldn't listen to either Reddit or 4chan because both sites are trash (when I had good suggestions I posted them on their dev dota 2 forum)

Now to address the underlying point "do they to a ~happy~ forum over a whiny forum" well yes they do and it's a horrible thing for anyone with creative control to do. The fact is that a whiner may be exaggerating, but he's still more likely to give useful critique than some stupid fucker who's praising DanielJ as if he was feeding the poor or something. It may be better for DanielJ's ego to hear the praise, but it's far better for the game to hear the criticism (and a game designer should know that).

Again I'm not saying they should listen to this place either because it's a trash heap.

>>175917740
Yeah, but the popular opinion of Reddit is unlikely to be representative of the playerbase. That's another reason listening to Reddit is fucking stupid, and has clearly cost them.

>PRESTIGE TOWERS
With the rise of your Battle Level comes a similar rise in esteem! At the beginning of each game during the Battle Pass season, the Battle Level totals of each team will be combined to construct special Prestige Towers in place of the usual defensive pillars. Want better towers than your enemy? The type of towers you're able to construct will depend on your team's combined level of prestige.

This is joke, yes?

>>175919070
isn't that just a skin?

Once I get there, I call the courier, ignoring the Invoker mid who finished Aghs. It's fine I'm a support main. I shove the person talking to the teller out of the way, and he begins yelling at me. I tune him out and think about how broken Slark is (disgustingly so), how many commends I’ll get for my five man Freezing Field (nine probably) and what emoticon to type in chat. He storms out. Probably just another toxic carry.

“I need 2250 gold.” I tell the shop owner. I slip him a white card and wink, the card reads, “I main Rylai.” (I had a few thousand printed up once I hit five hours playtime and I've been handing them out whenever I can) If that doesn't get me a loan nothing will.

“Ma’am, why do you need a 2250 gold loan?”

I chuckle, “I need it to buy a blink dagger so i can farm jungle faster." (CM can't gank until Scythe)

“Blink Dagger?”

“Read the card.” He looks at it but he doesn't bow at my feet so he must not be able to read.

“You have no established last hits and no source of GPM. Sorry, I can't give you this loan.”

“Fuck you, why are you being so toxic? Enjoy not getting any wards, jackass.” I tell him. I storm out with my surprisingly slow footsteps (280 MS). [2/3]

>>175918513
That one is really cute

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>>175918513
>>175919158

>>175919152
I sure hope it is. The 'better towers' wording really leaves it open though

>>175917127
Depends on how many people throw down their tokens at the start of the round.

>>175918980
>Reddit is unlikely to be representative of the playerbase
This, neither side represents the majority of the playerbase. The dev team members are basically shooting themselves in the foot right now.

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>underwater terrain
>no special response from the seafolks

>have to get it to level 345 for my waifus taunt
FUCK YOU VALVE

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>>175919274
>underwater terrain
>morph is still visible
Dotards???

>>175919276
>waifu is a slut

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>>175919341
>Slardar isn't at a constant 522 MS
DOTURDS?

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>>175919359
>his waifu is a pure maiden
Hope you enjoy never getting laid

>>175919274
>underwater terrain
>sea monsters not moving at max ms
>everyone else not limited to 100 ms
dotards?

On the way home, I see someone forget a bounty in the enemy jungle.
It's 16:00 and farming is heavy both jungles, but I walk across the river anyway - it's not like my safety is my problem, it's my team's job to protect me. An enemy creep wave follows me, giving the enemy vision, I shrug it off and pick up the bounty, unscathed and one step closer to Blink Dagger. Suddenly, I hear a carry call for help from across the lane. I wait; If you’re not going to be glued to me 24/7 you're not going to get any CC. The carry calls again. I roll my eyes, no need to spam for nukes.
I notice I have a small cut on my arm and burst into tears again. I yell at the carry in the lane for not protecting me (what a bad team) and collapse into fetal position for twenty minutes. A police officer arrives and I demand he report my shitty teammates. He’s probably a LC main, so I talk (cuss him out in Peruvian) slowly. He insults me in allchat and promises to report me.

“You can't do this to me, I main CM!” but he doesn't stop. I cast Crystal Nova into his face and slow him(it does a surprising amount of CC). I slip one of my cards into his shirt pocket and run back into my fountain while he’s slowed. I kiss the bust of my head I keep on my night stand and thank it for protecting me. I'm tilted so I call GG.

I put on earmuffs before I fall asleep, no doubt I'll wake up to fanfare and a parade in my honor tomorrow and I don't want to hear them setting up so I can seem surprised. [3/3]

>>175919551
penis

>>175919274
>>175919341
>underwater terrain
>phoenix doesn't die

'''''''''''''''''''''serious eSports game''''''''''''''''''

>>175919551
This is surprisingly an accurate representation of the average CM player.

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>>175919604
>>175919440
>>175919386
>>175919341
>>175919274
>underwater terrain
>clinkz is still burning
Really rustles my jimmies dotards

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>inb4 Disney copyright infringement

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>>175919735
>Lina not instakilling everyone in the map with laguna blade underwater
Dead game

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Sven and Jugg are probably gymbros

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>>175919274
>>175919341
>>175919604
>>175919604
>>175919735
>underwater terrain
>storm spirit and zeus doesn't electrocuting all to death

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valve please remove me from low prio.
i'll buy your compendium, promise.

please valve

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>Cm isn't much of a babysitting support
>WTF is she sapping XP mid?

>>175915469
>Lol no, they removed them from the store in china to avoid this
We are talking about immortal chests, retardo

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>>175920016
>doesn't electrocuting all to death
third-world education

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>>175920081
>tfw support just stays mid for a minute after a failed gank
>tfw support ganks without smoke
>tfw support places an observer in the same place it was dewarded after destroying the sentry

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Obligatory beach episode

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>>175915586
lol nothing wrong with it, they based it on my aquatic Brewmaster set idea. Have you guys forgotten?

>>175919840
Laguna Blade isn't actually electricity, it's just heat so extreme released in a short span that it becomes a laser. Kinda like the Godzilla beam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MSQcolaSjU
>dota 2 sfm like this
when?

>>175917369
>tries to be funny but comes off sounding stupid and posting a stupid image as well

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Is it likely the wisp arcana is gonna be part of the jewpendium? I don't wanna have to fucking buy/level it up just for the arcana

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Fucking Naga Stacy, wanting Chadvoker's dick

>>175920264
Stop posting Dazzle, nIOgger.

>>175920237
The creative SFM scene is so dead, it's sad

>>175918030
this made me lol

reddit are a bunch of retards who think their ideas are in any way good. I'd strangle them all if they were my employees and they suggested shit like that

>>175920339
Whatever happened to dotacouch?

>>175918097
>reddit essentially inherited ebaumsworld and 9gag

reddit has nothing to do with those sites outside of your own personal perception

Did they fix the biggest Ability Draft bugs like double ultimates?

I was kind of tempted to buy the goypendium until I remembered that the game is stale as fuck at the moment and the only game mode that isn't a total bore at the moment is probably unplayably broken.

>>175918379
Is Bane busting a nut inside Queen Of Pain?

>shit on reddit
>is using reddit spacing
kek isn't this like the equivalent of backstabbing your race?

>>175920393
found a redditard.

Reminder that no one on 4chan would ever defend reddit

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>Extremely attractive
>Second-highest int gain
>Super-popular
>Invited to every tournament and pub game
>Extremely arrogant but noone cares since he's so alpha

Invoker is a Chad

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>>175920476
>Reddit spacing

I don't understand this meme, I've always formatted my posts that way because it looks neater and more grammatically sound.

It's like when you're doing paragraphs on an essay and you're discussing a new aspect on the same topic.

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>>175920407
He's asleep in class since he's a thestral.
But QOP is REALLY easy; everyone but Omni and Chen has hit that

>>175920282
>>175920501
>chadvoker
fuck off Carl, stop shitposting on 4chan you have a war to participate in.

>>175920501
So who's the omega robot?

>the 75 level option doesn't even get you one of each tier of treasure
holy shit the jewening is real

>>175920650
FREE
GAME
now lets beat that prize pool.

>>175920650
With a 20% loss in playerbase, how else are they going to come close to TI6's prize pool?

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I miss her, lads.

>>175920614
>Deformed face
>Smells bad
>Extremely fat/eats too much
>Picks GPM talent so he can live off of NEETbux
>Extremely slow; no cardio exercises whatsoever

It's Pudge

>>175920824
She was right to have jumped from Dota 2 when she did

She stopped wasting her life on a shit game and moved on

>>175920824
>gets paid to host e-sports events
>has the audacity to start a Patreon

DIS BIIITTCH.

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welp the phone number thing did nothing

this storm has 3,000 games of dota by the way

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CM actually has a dog

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>>175920824
She's still hot as fuck, I just wish she did Dota 2 stuff.

bit low on money , can anyone gift me compendium Oh vey i mean it would be much appreciated .

>normal skill
never change psg

>>175921002
wow, that's his 67th game of storm spirit.

he rushed a bloodstone and immediately balled out of the fountain into 4 people and died. i just started intentional feeding at that point

>you can gain mmr if you try!!
why would you ever try honestly

>giving Slark, the most cancerous pub hero, an extra rare immortal for his most cancerous and broken ability

good idea valve.

>>175921028
>hot as fuck
>looks like any generic 30 year old woman
>old lady haircut
>tattoos

girls who drink beer all the time have stinking pussies.

>>175921002
you deserve to play with ppl like that desu, patrick swayze you are the worst dota player in the world

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>>175921071
>i just started intentional feeding at that point

perhaps storm was not the problem?

also stop posting psg u nerd

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ok i need some answers:
>what can you sell?
>what has sell cooldown and for how long?

>>175921213
>perhaps storm was not the problem?

perhaps he was? 7k damage in an hour game. 67th game on hero. i dont even have a hero with 67 games.

i tried to feed the game away but it still took an hour, gee why is dota dying? I surely thought we would win with not one tower hitting hero vs tb luna tinker

btw storm left mid and let tinker free farm it for like 5 minutes in lane stage.

>tfw haven't played dotes since the end of last TI

I was hoping this compendium would incentivize me to get back into the game but... nah.

>>175921024
This image would be really good if CM was rubbing ODs benis tbqh

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Oh look, Chadvoker dumped Crystal "Maiden" as soon as he found out about the pregnancy

>>175921278
Don't drop any money on the game senpai, if you give Valve money, they'll just keep thinking they're doing a good job

>>175921002
>welp the phone number thing did nothing
No way, who would have thought

>>175921002
>welp the phone number thing did nothing

hahahaha and now let's see what Reddit starts blaming and adding another hurdle to play a fucking free to play casual game

>>175921278
theres no reason to ever begin playing this game again dude. ever.

im sitting here pissed off i got low priority and muted for my game with storm 7k damage who just left mid and let tinker free farm

right there the game was over. surrender button fucking when

i dont care about the dota mystique of you can win any game any longer, that just means the enemy team fed you. you didnt win. the enemy just fucked up with their advantage didnt group didnt use skills etc

same fucking shit always, why would you ever go back to this game, when i get punished in a game where i have 4x my mids damage as fucking clock

i intentional fucking fed half the game and have 4x more damage than someone who is trying. gae before that i intentional feed half the game and have same damage better kda as 2 people who are trying

why would you ever play this game? the player numbers are going to start falling like a stone

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How accurate is this, specifically the bottom row?

>>175921445
Do people actually get this salty or is this a copypasta?

>>175921445
>waah i'm a whiny feeder who ruins games
Yeah I wonder why player numbers are falling...

>>175921486
dota is not league do not think of dota in terms of league it will not help you in any way.

All of these heroes are too complex for you to play except for PA. start with supports like i told you earlier. you do not learn this game by going carries when you have no idea how to play.

>>175920948
>wasting her like on a shit game
>hosts events for Blizzard games which can only gather attention when they have a new money grubbing event going on

There is a reason it's still behind Dota even in the off season. Nobody gives a fuck about star craft, {pro} overwatch is more boring to watch than a fucking pub game which is just awful and what is left? HotS? They just did an update that gave players bunches of characters and skins and other shit for free because they literally can't keep people interested not even with spamming Overwatch characters into the game. The only reason I even saw the update was because people we talking about a new cute D.Va skin.. Come on now.

>>175921486
a.) Nobody has two skill trees
b.) Just use dotabuff for stats

>>175921002
>a shitter is made because he plays with shitters

You could try being a better player first before worrying about how good or bad other players are.. Just an idea.

Returning player. Heard there was a true solo queue again. Is there an opt-in option or is it just the regular ranked matchmaking queue?

>>175921571
>doesn't notice all the top talent that used to work on Dota 2 left
>still defends it by saying everything else shit

You are so fucking defensive to the point of desperately trying to prove this game isn't shit but the only reasons you can bring up is that some other games are worse.

>>175921445
btw the queue ban doesnt even fucking work

if you get a time ban and low priroity you can just go straight to low priority

>>175921568
i actually liked the way pa looks and was considering her mainly. Pudge just seems like skill shot hook which considering i was a thresh blitx main in plat shouldnt be too hard right? idk who you responded to earlier but it wasnt me

>>175921583
two skill trees? this wasnt for stats but champ comparisons

>>175921486
>oriana
>timber and visage
LMAO
>thresh is tony
>aatrox is nyx and bs
LOL
>vayne for pa and spectre
Well atleast thats accurate in terms of game skill and who picks them

>>175921675
it isn't about my skill. i'm consummately better than all of these people, always, i just cannot tolerate going through the games with them

mmr never worked because it never tracked knowledge

>>175921718
>top talent

LMAO THANKS FOR THE LAUGH

>>175921778
>Pudge just seems like skill shot hook which considering i was a thresh blitx main in plat shouldnt be too hard right?

stop thinking of dota in terms of league. it won't help you. to repeat myself since you're retarded.

Farewell, anons. It was pleasure chatting with you for the last 5 years. Never forget that you are all cool.

>>175921804
>>175921804
>thinks the tournaments now are even half as entertaining as the legendary TIs1-3

THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS RETARD

>>175921950
take it easy man don't ever play a video game again where other people can make you lose.

>>175921778
>plat
>thinking it matters much
People need to stop comparing apples and oranges already, the skill doesnt transfer from league to dota or vice versa, you need to work on it slowly
Think of it as a roguelike, you have all these different skills like charms, hexes, stealth, stabbing, short blades, long blades, axes, etc.. and in most roguelikes theres thing thing called crosstraining, where short and long blades share some skill level if you train one or another but you dont get full skill level in either of so if you have, lets say, 5 skill points in short blades you have like 1.5 or 2 inlong blades for example and its just like that for league and dota, you understand what you need to do, sort of last hitting, map awarness, bla bla but its a totally different shit to learn from the start
You need to treat it like that and not like a league of legends clone or whatever and say 'heh well atleast im decent at league im decent at dota too right?? hehe' NO, youre fucking shit and youll learn that easily in first 10 - 20 games

>>175921718
No. No. Stop deflecting and focus. She didn't move on to a better game she moved on to worse ones. Period. They can't even draw in the mindless fucking hoards on twitch for their games. Not even that. If she'd have moved on to a better game sure I'd agree and stay quiet but you're just plain wrong. Dota is garbage. Unquestionably, but it is in literally every way better than anything Blizzard has shit out. It even stole shit straight from HotS and does it BETTER than HotS did it. You'd have to be a Blizzdrone to not see that they are doing nothing but pandering to tumblards and the worst of the casuals with their games who evidently don't care unless it's to do cosplay or porn. For fucks sake not even the boob streamers play that trash anymore. They're too busy playing the meme of the month game PUBG. Don't pretend other games are doing better they simply aren't. I would bet all the money I have that she's not even making as much money now.

>>175921995
:)
It has nothing to do with this, anon. But good luck!

>>175921904
>>175921968
You can't even post properly retard.

It's not "thinking" it, it's knowing it.

Let's see the """"""""""""""""""""""""""""top talent"""""""""""""""""""""""""""" that left:

>Bruno
Working at Valve.
>2GD
A complete memer that got BTFO because he couldn't contain himself when told to do so... WEW SO EPIC I LOVES JAMES LE HARDENING XDD
>a girl with 0 dota knowledge that no one liked except the kids that fapped to her underage looking face
SURE IS TOP TALENT HERE XDD

Idiot.

>>175921904
>>175921968

Really?

Really?

>>175921786
bro i dont know im just clicking.

>>175921858
yeah i get what you mean partially, i know its not all about skill shots but rather more game macro

>>175922037
dont worry, i know ill be shit at dota, in fact it only just finished installing. what i do want to know too though is whats the go to for learning the non basics?

>>175922043
So this is what a valvedrone looks like...

>>175922223
>No. No. Stop deflecting and focus. She didn't move on to a better game she moved on to worse ones. Period. They can't even draw in the mindless fucking hoards on twitch for their games. Not even that. If she'd have moved on to a better game sure I'd agree and stay quiet but you're just plain wrong. Dota is garbage. Unquestionably, but it is in literally every way better than anything Blizzard has shit out. It even stole shit straight from HotS and does it BETTER than HotS did it. You'd have to be a Blizzdrone to not see that they are doing nothing but pandering to tumblards and the worst of the casuals with their games who evidently don't care unless it's to do cosplay or porn. For fucks sake not even the boob streamers play that trash anymore. They're too busy playing the meme of the month game PUBG. Don't pretend other games are doing better they simply aren't. I would bet all the money I have that she's not even making as much money now.

>>175922119
>>175922120
Reddit spacing. I'm not even surprised why you specifically mentioned 2GD hahahaha

>>175922223
You have nothing to say. As I figured. Scurry on back to the Overwatch thread.

>>175922295
>reddit spacing
>projecting
>no u xDD

the trifecta of flags for knowing someone got BTFO

>>175922316
No. No. Stop deflecting and focus. She didn't move on to a better game she moved on to worse ones. Period. They can't even draw in the mindless fucking hoards on twitch for their games. Not even that. If she'd have moved on to a better game sure I'd agree and stay quiet but you're just plain wrong. Dota is garbage. Unquestionably, but it is in literally every way better than anything Blizzard has shit out. It even stole shit straight from HotS and does it BETTER than HotS did it. You'd have to be a Blizzdrone to not see that they are doing nothing but pandering to tumblards and the worst of the casuals with their games who evidently don't care unless it's to do cosplay or porn. For fucks sake not even the boob streamers play that trash anymore. They're too busy playing the meme of the month game PUBG. Don't pretend other games are doing better they simply aren't. I would bet all the money I have that she's not even making as much money now.

>>175921242
Asking the real question around here.

No. No. Stop deflecting and focus. She didn't move on to a better game she moved on to worse ones. Period. They can't even draw in the mindless fucking hoards on twitch for their games. Not even that. If she'd have moved on to a better game sure I'd agree and stay quiet but you're just plain wrong. Dota is garbage. Unquestionably, but it is in literally every way better than anything Blizzard has shit out. It even stole shit straight from HotS and does it BETTER than HotS did it. You'd have to be a Blizzdrone to not see that they are doing nothing but pandering to tumblards and the worst of the casuals with their games who evidently don't care unless it's to do cosplay or porn. For fucks sake not even the boob streamers play that trash anymore. They're too busy playing the meme of the month game PUBG. Don't pretend other games are doing better they simply aren't. I would bet all the money I have that she's not even making as much money now.

>>175922223
>>175922282
>>175922434
>got shit on
>goes full retard
You could of poked holes in his post.

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>tfw the Jews got me beat again

I NEED THAT UNDERWATER TERRAIN

>>175922503
Resist.

>see "level 1000 compendium" stream
>it's a comfy cute creepy girl in a black bath robe

noice

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just give in to yours desires go- i mean friend, you know you want to

>>175922503
at least wait until Icefrog releases the next balance patch you fucking idiot

>>175922487
>No. No. Stop deflecting and focus. She didn't move on to a better game she moved on to worse ones. Period. They can't even draw in the mindless fucking hoards on twitch for their games. Not even that. If she'd have moved on to a better game sure I'd agree and stay quiet but you're just plain wrong. Dota is garbage. Unquestionably, but it is in literally every way better than anything Blizzard has shit out. It even stole shit straight from HotS and does it BETTER than HotS did it. You'd have to be a Blizzdrone to not see that they are doing nothing but pandering to tumblards and the worst of the casuals with their games who evidently don't care unless it's to do cosplay or porn. For fucks sake not even the boob streamers play that trash anymore. They're too busy playing the meme of the month game PUBG. Don't pretend other games are doing better they simply aren't. I would bet all the money I have that she's not even making as much money now.

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>>175922579
>the guy getting mad at dota is the badsheever poster

this is more hilarious than it should be

I honestly can't remember her name right now

>>175922573
>go to stream some Peruvian is complaining about not getting the Lifestealer item.

They just keep getting worse.

>>175922503
Is it possible to get to that level WITHOUT buying the extra levels?

>>175921002
>the phone number thing did nothing

Of course it didn't, all the whites moved to International Ranked.

>>175922667
I hope you don't mean me, I've never posted a picture of Soe

>>175922743
Play and win like 200 games and you should be good. That also means betting the highest amount and getting tipped

>>175922503
shit how do i get it? hwo much is it

>>175922223
Go back to your overshit thread m8

>play low-priority match because internet shit itself yesterday
>it's actually more enjoyable than playing with a 5-stack of friends

Anyone got a higher resolution image of QoP from the rank double down thing in the basic bundle?

>>175922861
Waste 200 hours of my life just to get a fucking terrain, and that's only if I win all 200 matches

I'd rather just pay the money desu

Don't tell me anyone here actually bought the goypendium

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>we won't get swimsuits and sexy outfit immortals for our waifus because dota is "to serious for that"

fuck my life

>>175922904
No one even mentioned overwatch desu, only that autist did

>>175923013
go play lol with their pool party skins

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>>175922940

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>>175923086
but I want to play dota with pool party skins

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>tfw want to use the battle pass to recalibrate but you have no idea if you would actually do any better

>>175923013
>>175923086
We literally just got pool party ogre magi
Valve's standard's aren't what they used to be, there's still hope

>>175923013
If they added Cowboy Ursa, there's a chance they'll add swimsuits.

>>175922989
>tfw every major compedium gives you enough treasures to sell on the market and make a profit of ~5 bucks
very worthwhile to buy the compendium.

>>175923204
cowboy ursa? that was like what? 2012?

>>175923161
geen text: pool parth ogre magi
image: the mouse from tom and jerry with that retarded laugh

>>175922905
LPQ these days is just a punishment for having shit internet while not being a thirdie retard with 4 different accounts. When I get tilted but still feel like playing I'll join and abandon some unranked matches to fool around in it.

>>175923257
Who says the madmen can't do it this year?

>>175923150
you wont, you are stuck in the sub 2k mmr shithole, because you belong there

>>175923118
what's wrong with her face

delete this valve wtf

>>175923161
The pool set for Ogre is pretty okay desu, he's supposed to be a fat retard.

>>175923337
I haven't played ranked in forever though

Give me a single reason to buy the goypendium and give Valve money after what they've done to this game.

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>>175923496
well, get some cool free skins and retry and see if you are better. If you think you calibrated more than 1.5k off getting a new mmr with the battle pass is seriously worth considering. Only the deepest of trench players should consider this option.

>>175923661
sweet ass cosmetics

>>175923661
multiplayer campaign

Is the campaign out yet or is it for later?

>4th spirit was purple
>it's going to be aqua spirit
>associating aqua with purple
dotards?

>>175923905
1-3 weeks.

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Do you guys seriously think that a roughly 100-200k people loss was because of the 7.00 update and performance shit? I'm genuinely curious what the hate with talent tree shit has to do with anything for something so fucking minuscule when the game literally plays the same now.

Maybe I'm crazy. I enjoy the game even more since the patch and I've been playing for like 5 years.

>>175923990
Of course, thirdies with shit pcs couldnt run the game anymore

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>Leshrac is up against Morph, one of the favorites, in the first round
fuck

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Singsing is streaming

>>175924080
who?

>No balance patch

you are not getting my money jews shoo

>>175923990
don't people hate shrines more?

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>>175924106
um.. singsing aka our guy

>>175924112
Shrines are only really fucked pushing up highground desu

>>175924080
>pubg
wew

>>175923675
>Only the deepest of trench players should consider this option.
That's me pretty much, I'm used to shitting on 2ks in unranked and my solo MMR is 800 atm. I'm low enough where the Peru shits will actually buy more SIMs for their smurf accounts because extremely low MMR accounts are rare (I'm usually pulled into ~400 games).

I'll admit that I really want the taunts tho, and I'm hoping my boy Visage gets an immortal since he's becoming a pro pick.

>chat wheel sounds
Why is nobody talking about this shit?
Memes have gone too far.

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>mfw getting a triple kill with lightning storm

I just want out of this meta

>>175924178
Why do people unironically keep playing these flavor of the month early access survival garbage?

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>>175924075
VOTE GOAT
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>>175920614
probably rubick or warlock
ogre is 2 or 3 average d2g browsers fused together

>>175924270
Because they want one of them to finally not be garbage when the reason they even exist is to pander garbage to idiots.

>>175923118
anyone feeling horny looking at this pic"?
its like shes measuring the length of my dick

>>175924349
how is rubick omega? it's impossible not to get along with someone so likable

>i'm coming friends
>wait for meeee~

>Tradable & Marketable After: Sep 01, 2018 (3:00:00)

are you fucking kidding me?

>>175924349
Warlock makes more sense since his best friend is his creation (equivalent to a tulpa for robots). Rubick's way too sociable and likeable.

>>175924697
Hes a lonely nerd who reads books all day
Also, according to his lore, his fighting style is to manipulate his enemies against each other and he is LITERALLY a wizard
is that doesn't scream "omega" to you i dont know what does

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>>175924697
>>175920614
OD for sure.

>>175924170
Fucked up midlane and offlane harrass too.

>>175924805
>cunning = omega
retard

>>175924783
To add to that warlock has a spell that punishes people for being together (like friends).

Since we have international ranked back how does this work?
Does it have the same calibration cap of 3.5k? Because then it's fucking useless for everyone above that.

>>175924805
>Hes a lonely nerd who reads books all day
that suits warlock well but rubick is canonically a traveler, he spends his life meeting as many people as he can to git gud at magic
i agree with >>175924819