Heroes of the Storm General - /hots/

Xth for Li Li a CUTE!

>>175691804
>>175691804

Actual old thread, mistype in OP

First for overshitters can't beat the tutorial

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BEST TYRANDE SKIN

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Xth for Scarra might actually place Gold

>>175727460
Eh?

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>Hanamura
>Playing Malfurion
>Our team starts losing hard right out the gate
>It's quite literally 1 hp to 5
>Say fuck it and go full moonfire build
>Hit level 16
>The enemy starts melting
>Mashing W quick enough to give myself RSI
>We wipe their entire team three times over
>Take the boss
>Push two forts
>Get the last payload in
>Victory

Only in this fucking game

>>175727542
were you not in the last thread or something?

>>175727542
Last thread an overwatch player complained about not getting oni genji because he didn't get past the tutorial in time.

>>175727805

no comeback mechanics though, 6.5/10

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>>175727542

Holy fuck that Scarra play lmao

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fun and cute!

>50+ people in the /vg/ chat whenever i ask to play
>ignored every single time
Why do I bother?

>>175728305
na or eu?

>>175728305
You gotta sound like a cute cum slut if you want any attention.

or they check your profile and see you at bronze

>>175728320
only 3 in eu chat so it cant be that

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>>175727948
I'm still laffin

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>>175728273
>femdiablo

>>175728305
ah thats you then.
dont ask if anyone wants to do the quest.
people just assume that youre an overwatch fag and nobody wants to play with those

>Keep getting horrible teammates
>For the fuck of it keep checking their match history
>4 games played in the last 3 days
>Then onto a bunch of games last played 11 months ago

Every. Fucking. Time. I want it to stop. Fuck 2.0, I don't want this shit anymore.

Is there any /hots/ group? I lack friends but want to finish the nexus challenge **im not an OW fag if it helps**

>>175728692

It'll get better as soon as the Nexus challenge finishes.

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>fighting against arthas
>he's an invincible god unkillable

>play arthas
>i'm made of soggy cardboard

what the fuck?

>>175728821
its RIME time baby

haha

because you can pick a skill called rime that reduces damage a lot which in turns increases your tankness

it's a bit hard to understand

>>175728821
Arthas does not engage.
Arthas counters AA heroes and melee heroes.
Arthas wants you to run at him like a moron to get slowed, rooted, and a sword shoved up your ass.
Arthas requires you to gitgud

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>>175727317
Post yfw Blizzard starts teasing that the next hero has something to do with cold and ice and everyone thinks it's Kel'Thuzad and then they release Mei.

>>175728693
join the /vg/ chat then do this >>175728496

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Is there any way, any possibility, anything that can make Tyrande useful on any comp or at least on pro level?

She's so underrated and so weak that I can't see how can she fit on any team.

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>>175728886

>mfw Mei
>mfw Bikini Mei skin
>mfw more faggots crying over overwatch heroes running their nostalgia fapfictions

:genangry: I NEED HEALING

>>175728995

She's a roaming gank support, works great in vikings comps, on spider queen, best support in "deletion" compositions where you kill key target instantly then clean up the stragglers.

>>175727317
god dammit OP, you forgot the g

Voyboy about to start his placements if anyone is interested in watching him

>>175728995

Tyrande is outclassed by almost every support in the game because she lacks a defined niche. My suggestion would be to make her a multiclass assassin/support and rework her talents so she can function as a "kill this hero" support or an AA carry.

>>175729203

posted from mobile copypasta sorry for mistakes

>>175729257
The kid wonder? Who would want to miss out on the kid

>>175729609
get out of here voy

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>>175728451
>not liking femdiablo

>>175728496
No one should assume I'm an overwatchfag unless they are the overwatchfags. I've been in that chat for over a year now.

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>>175729007
>implying they wont make her fat from community complaints
fags complained she was too thin in her chinese skin and they "fixed shelf ass" by making her fatter and making the shelf ass worse

>>175729805
everyone in the /vg/ chat already has their own little clique so they dont even ask in chat anymore

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place bets
pls no butcherlisk

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>40 minutes till i go to work
>Aight i'll go for some casual qm
>Some dude goes ''sorry i will go feed i just want dva skin you can report idc''
>Lose
IT'S JUST 5 GAMES YOU ASPIE OVERFUCKS

>>175729840

I like her fat.

>>175730025
horse Mount

>>175730025
Murky announcer

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>>175728886
>>175729840
Thiccness incoming AND nostalgiafag bitch tears? Sign me right the fuck up.

Which role is the hardest to start in ranked?

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>>175730025
Butcher skin.

>>175730036
Yeah, I know. The unfortunate downside of not allowing these people to complete the promotion in Vs. AI.

Is there a way to attack move favor enemy heroes instead of just whatever the closest unit is?

>>175730036
i hope you reported him so blizz will take the skin away from him and he'll be butt blasted about it

>>175729007
>>175730041
>>175730086
Gas yourselves Overcancer.

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>>175730025
an actual legendary skin, not bad

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>>175722551
>finally bought Prime Evil Diablo with shards
LEEEEEET'S GOOOOOOO

>>175730196
rip

>>175730174

Cry more you emasculated cuck.

i cant wait for overshits to leave

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>>175730174
>hating the t h i c c
Did your dick do something to offend you in a past life? Why deprive it?

>>175730336
yeah so the game can go back to being dead right?

>>175730196
God, I fucking can't stand that skin. I can't believe I actually got it too. It's so fucking ugly.

... Congrats, I mean.

>>175730460
Being dead is better than immense suffering.

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>>175728886
>Mei will have the shoot while moving meme.
>Freezes people every 5 seconds
>Community start hating her except her playerbase
lezz go

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>>175728886
deleet thsi

>>175730558
true but i play alone 98% of the time so its always suffering

>still no rengar-like hero that leaps from bushes

>Overwatch player plays Azmodan
>Has no idea how black pool works, puts it on ungotten merc camps and does nothing
>Buddy and me as Cho'Gall carry the team along with a sylvanus
>"Finally I can stop playing this shitty game"
Go ffffffffffuck yourself

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>>175728886
>Kel'Thuzard gets released
>it's necromancer Kel'Thuzard instead of lich Kelly

>>175731030
>Lich ult at 10 or 20 that transforms him for the remainder of the match
>or maybe until death
>something about a phylactery

Is it me or do Xul's skeletons kinda suck? The rest of his kit is fun but those skeletons don't feel impactful.

>>175731190
they auto push lanes, soak minion/tower hits
they aren't very impactfull for fighting heroes, but they are good for pushing

I just came back to this game today after a hiatus since shortly before the first ranked reset, got the warrior megapack [s]just for ragnaros[/s] and Im lost in terms of new heroes, current meta and stuff

Any tips?

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>mfw watching voyboy not picking up the shit from each hanamura camp

>>175731030
I actually like that idea.

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Do I really have to play against AI?

>>175731190
Outside of clearing the wave and immediately rotating? Yeah, kind of.

>>175731256
This is sort of their thing. You shove the wave into tower while simultaneously making it bigger. Increased structure damage, ammo drain, etc.

>>175731316
quest is bugged so you wont be able to finish it anyways

>>175731190
They're for absorbing tower shots and pushing lanes, maybe they're not super visibly impactful but it's definitely bigger than it looks on most maps.

Speaking of Xul though, I see the lvl 4 "brone prison spawns 2 skellies" talent being taken by a lot of good players - is that really the best option?

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>>175731190
Skeletons? More like skelepounds!

>>175731316
>Play 3 AI games
>do I really have to play against AI

uhh

>tfw can't stop wasting gold rerolling chests
Help.

>>175731030
I'd want that available as one of his skins at least. The old necro model is underused as hell.

The main problem is it would mean they can't add Heigan with his DDR ult that turns lanes into lava dancefloors.

who's the most fun lane pusher?

>>175731492
Sylv

>>175731359
It fucks skillshots and finishes off weak enemies while you're getting your skinny ass to safety.

>>175731492
murky

>>175731492
Xul and Bribe Murky

>>175731284
help

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>>175731492
Murky
Xul
Azmodan
Lunara if you take Culling and Thornwood

>>175731492
Jaina or Sylvanas.

>>175731492
Xul imo, feels like he offers something in a team fight too.

>drop banshees on someone
>they're running for a full 15 seconds from middle to 2nd fort and past all the towers before they die

rmb-man is kinda funny

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>>175730086
>>175730417
enjoy your apples, fox

>3 placement games
>3 novas
CAN'T WAKE UP

>that voyboy match
he plays pretty well aside the obvious fuckups on not taking the stuff from hanamura camps

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>>175732029
Ye, even if he did chase a few kills.

>diablo just pressing Q and E on cd
I wasn't here when it started what mmr was this game

I've played all five of my hots games to get the d.va skin. I have minimal MOBA experience so I can sorta pull my weight.
Every fucking game we had a solo queue (in Quick Match, mind you) who was raging at the other new players.

Are you lot all this much of idiots? Doing a lot to encourage new players guys...

Murky or Nazeebo? I have tried Nazeebo already, he's fun, but Murky also looks fun.

>>175732435
>Doing a lot to encourage new players guys...
Yeah but new players are like this >>175727948

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I got my first rage whisper.

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>>175732526
what did you do to him

>>175732435
Fuck new players and fuck overwatch fags, blizzard fucking destroyed the matchmaking with this updater.

>>175732526
Lmao rage whisper are really rare in hots, treasure it

>>175732435
list of things new players does the average qm player:

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>>175732526
nice

rexar is shit dude wtf

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>>175732435
I'd like to think not, but this is a moba, which also happens to be an online multiplayer game.

And the people down in literal Bronze getting matched with new players are bound to be bitter.

>>175732520
For fun? Murky. Hitting level 20 and winning? Zeebo.

>>175732526
Whew. Friendly reminder to report.

>>175732560
Be on a team that lost in quick match.

>Play LiLI
>Just Q lmao
>Never die.

It would tell me if theses were AI matches right? The enemy has so far just been retarded...completely...retarded.

>>175732435
I'm okay with new players, I just want them to tell us they're new so we can help them try and have fun and win.

>>175732565
Here's an idea- don't play fucking quick play expecting some insanely competent team comp, retard.

>>175732525
This wasn't at all what the players on my team were doing, they were at least trying to play.

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>Trying to play Alarak
>Feel like I cant do anything
Whats the general strategy for him? Or is he just garbage?

>>175732809
Here's an idea fuck off fag.

Nothing yells dead game like trying to play ranked.

>>175732863
Cant take being assblasted. You should go and see a doctor buddy.

>>175733042
>u mad?

:^)

>>175732850
inconvenience people by pushing them 2 feet to the side laugh maniacally a

>>175732850
he's a beast

Did Stitches get buffed or something? Didn't see him very often before, but lately every game I see him he's outdamaging his own assassins, and dueling pretty much anyone on our team.

What's going on?

>>175731348
Is there any way to get rid of it then? Or am i stuck with only 2 quests forever?

>>175733160
But how do i make him a beast
I am rarely in range to shove people and when they let me in range it never accomplishes anything.
Then I use my other abilites and they laugh at me.

Why doesn't Arthas just have a black void with no noise under his mask it looks so much better

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>>175733183
Health buffs.

People run Slam build now.

>Try to play Ragnaros
>Get outranged and ganked every time
>Don't once molten core and get value out of it

feels bad

>>175727542

I actually hope Scarra sticks around, he was one of my favorite LoL streamers.

>>175733503
Alarak is the hardest hero in the game to play imo; moreso than any of the "Very Hard" ones. He's insanely mechanically heavy.

If you can consistently land your combo then he's absolutely bonkers, especially if you silence two or more people. If you can't land it often, then he becomes seriously gimped.

Honestly, once you get that combo down you should feel much better.

Is it me or does Genji's heroic abilities just suck?

>>175733991
you just suck

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>When you kick foreigner ass.

They were trying way too hard. They were pushing us back quite a bit, Then we turned that shit around at the last minute, wiped them in a teamfight and rolled em over the rest of the way.

It was beautiful.

>>175733892
>Alarak is the hardest hero in the game to play
Well I can believe that.
Weird how the two most difficult heroes are alphabetically the first.and second

>>175733991
just you

>>175734105
>Abathur
>hardest to play
No, I don't think so.

>>175733991
Just you.

>>175733991

Dragon blade can be reallt fucking devistating as long as you don't get CC'd to hell. Just take the other one if nobody on your team has clense and th eenemy team has a fair number of stuns and you're good.

>>175733991
just you

I actually don't own Genji and don't know, most don't take Dragonblade though. Is there a reason for that?

>>175733892
This. Easy start is to get the poke talents, and just poke as often as you can. At some point, you should be able to get kills, or trips to fountains if you cool your head enough to get the combo, which is displace towards you, silence.

What does Tassadar do? Is he good for anything? Whenever I get a tass on my team it just seems like he does nothing.

>>175734617
He does low amounts of healing over long periods of time.

>>175734617
he does nothing

>>175734617
shielding and good dmg with his ult

pretty bad solo support though

>>175734617
Smart Tassadar players buff their damage, sustain, and go Archon mode. They heal allies and themselves with their vamp shield, use it for quick saves, restore their mana with their storm, and basically wreck things hardcore.

The fact that they can reveal areas helps them shoot over walls and avoid ganks.

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>Masters
>Braxis
>Enemy picks Hammer / Guldan
>Say we need something to pressure them like KT
>"Don't listen to him"
>Last pick takes a second tank
>Lose both forts before 10
>Lose the game before 15mins

>>175734916
how did you feel after that match anon?

I want to maximize heal with Uther can you guy help me the optimal talents?

>There are auriels that don't know that you can bestow hope more than once

>>175734406
Genji is more of a hit-and-run hero. You want to stay on the outskirts of the fight and poke with shuriken and Basic attack, then E in once you see an opportunity for a kill, and get out immediately. Genji wants to do his job ASAP, which X-strike is better for; he doesn't want to actually stay and fight like Dragonblade requires him to do.

It's better for cleanup but honestly once you're in cleanup mode then you've basically already won the fight.

>>175727317
I just played this game, wasn't as bad as I expected, went from hating it and not wanting to play it to finding it okay. Although last game was a total shitfest, one of my teammates asked if team was trying to throw match and apparently they were. We were getting our shit kicked in beyond bad that there was no recovering.

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>>175735103
Horrible, I know these people because I always match up with them everyday too.

overwatch was a mistake

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>>175735115

>>175735331
well i hope you have better luck in your upcoming matches anon

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>>175735115
>>175735452
Also a reminder, Uther is not a solo support.

He can be, but he struggles, a lot.

is chogall any good

i might try and get a friend to buy him to play him with me

>voyboy 3-0 placements rn
Off to a good start

>>175735642
His Sonya is clean

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>>175734839
I would like to know more please.

why did blizzard pay washed up league of lesbians players to promote this game?

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>>175735594
Yes, at least in Quick Match.

>>175735642
Mhm. If only initial placement queues weren't so long.

>>175735893
because more than anything blizz knows how to franchise.

>>175735893
You really think this game has any interesting personalities when they hired a naggy woman caster for their main esports League?

Reminder that if you are Genji do NOT use your Swift Strike as an initiation tool! Only if you know for a fact that you won't need to get out immediately!

Save it until you see an opportunity for a kill. It is not simply a damage tool!

>>175735452
>>175735562
Ty love u lad.

>>175736051
T. Fake news.

Gengu swiftstrike is good for initiating unless you're a shitter

>>175735893
because they're desperate for a playerbase boost, i've never seen other big game companies try to jack other big game companies' players this hard. Their event is called "twitch streamers tryhard for good" but it may as well be "league streamers advertise our game for us"

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that team comp tho

>>175733892
retard

The friend suggestion tab thing is gone for me, does anyone know why that might be? I can't find any setting to get it back, and I need to add people to play with for these rewards.

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>>175736456

>>175736468
Open the battle.net friend menu and look at the bottom.

>>175736456
>plat 5, plat 4, plat 4, plat 5

some of these people have lost all hope of climbing.. or staying in plat at all.

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>>175736696
Sorry, in game I meant. There was a tab where players could send each other invites, so I would invite people and add them. That tab is gone now so I can't get the rewards. I was wondering if there was a way to enable it.

God damn Voyboys Sonya is good mechanically, but his decisions are terrible

>>175736882
have you tried closing the game?

I want Reinhardt in HoTS.

>>175737052
Bastion first :^)

>>175737052
Sometime this year.

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Why do queues take over 10 mins? Jesus what a shit game.

>>175737309
>MOM I HATE WAITING AHHHHH DUMB GAME
Thats what i picture

>>175737309
At last check that was just placements. Or very high MMR.

>>175737358
Nope, was waiting in quick play for the skin. I'm like level 2

Is Sonya an okay hero to use as a newbie? I feel like im not sucking as much with her as anyone else, except maybe Li Ming

>>175727864
noobs can beat pros if they go for objectives, truly 6.5/10

>>175737358
You might be thinking backwards.

Low MMR is loooong queue times for this game. High MMR you get games instantly

Why do I only get shit teams?

>>175737472
you did literally so badly in your first few games that matchmaking is struggling to find people on your level :^)

>>175737309
Overwatch queues are way longer, the fuck are you talking about?

D.va playable on the PTR fucking when

>>175737629
>tfw always play the most beneficial roles
>keep all damage soaked and heal everyone so they hardly ever die
>DEFEAT
>DEFEAT
>DEFEAT

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>play with an OW fag on team
>"let's throw"
>the others agree
help

If I buy Cho'gall and my friend doesn't have it, can I play as either Cho or Gall?

>>175737309
They just made a statement yesterday saying the queue times are broken because of the massive influx of players.

>>175738053
>letting the shitties pick assassins

>>175738072
Yes, you'll just need to lock in first, I think.

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post WoW bosses that you want to see playable

>>175738115
at least i can support them and hope they don't get fucked over instead of me playing them and getting no help and instantly fucked over

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>>175738167

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>>175738167

>Voyboy playing against pros
Lmao

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>Masters
>Some person wants to d boss when the rest of us agreed to rush core when they start it
>They start it
>The person who wanted to d is is halfway across the map
>Also our dps comes late
>We get their core to 20%
>Wipe and lose
>He then complains about how he has horrible luck
>Match up against him this time
>30 min game
>We won because we picked him off

>>175738130
I was under the impression that only the player who owns him can play as the Cho head.

Also about Cho'gall, do area attacks done against him do double the damage?
Does Thrall's self healing thing stack twice as fast against him?
Or is he really just one character for all purposes except he has double HP, gives double XP and is controlled by two?

>>175738379
Nope, he's a single entity, just with two people inside of him. So nothing does double the damage, Thrall doesn't get double stacks, he's only good for 1 stack of "Hit enemy heroes X amount of times" quests.

>>175736161
They should pay washed up Dota players to stream this game, there are alot more of those

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>finish game
>upvote myself

>>175738379
Nope.
Nope.
Yep, although there was a point at which Rehgar's Chain Heal bounced between the heads, or something.

>>175738330
Ye, I feel like this could be his loss.

>Master mmr already
neato

>>175736161
What's wrong with that?
No one is being forced you know.
Blizzard wins because its game gets more popular and the other guys get money.

>>175732629
Only if you're retarded
How hard is it to micro a single pet
I mean, it's misha you're playing, not rexar

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Should I buy a stimpack?
The one I got from my first loot box earlier this week just expired and it feels like games give me no XP now.

>>175738167
Good news, everyone! I've fixed the poison slime pipes!

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>Dehaka
I don't know what that was.

>>175738745
Seconding this, or Queen Lana'thel.

>>175738645
No, just do your dailies, you'll get there.

Why are you rushing anyway?

>>175738783
It's only 400 gems for 7 days and I'm not using my gems, I only care about unlocking more characters right now.
I just got a stimpack from opening loot boxes, luckily, I'll have to think about it when it expires.

I avoided this because I assumed in cost money.

Now I see it's F2P, and I really want that genji skin.

Where can I quickly find someone to complete these 5 games with?

>>175738984
1. ask here
2. join /vg/ or overwatch rooms from the game and ask there
3. add random people from the reddit

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>>175738984
The Genji skin is gone, m8. D.va's police brutality skin is this week's reward.

>voyboy "THE KID WONDER" is 6-0 placements right now

Not bad not bad.

>>175739062
>2. join /vg/ or overwatch rooms from the game and ask there
Didn't know they had anything like that. Seems like my best bet.

Still downloading

>>175739127
Wait what.

Does that mean I can't get dva's skin because it requires Quest 1 to be completed?

>>175739145
reroll

>>175739178
Just beat aPm aswell lol what a god

>>175739145
expected butcherlisk

>>175739184
That guy is wrong. Previous quests don't go away. You can do all 4 quests playing 20 games on the last week.

>>175739184
>Does that mean I can't get dva's skin because it requires Quest 1 to be completed?
You can get it of course. It's just a different challenge each week.

>>175739252
>>175739262
Ah ok thanks, I was about to cancel this half way through too.

How long would it take to complete 10 quick matches? About 2hours or so?

>>175738982
if you just want to unlock more heroes, just keep doing your dailies, no need to rush with the stimpacks. They're mostly not worth it because you'd have to play alot of games in a day to even equal what you'd get just by knocking out a daily mission

>some guy in /vg/ chat wants to join the party
>unranked, lvl 200
>sucks
>talks as if he has the best knowledge of the game of all of us
>literally "focus morales"
>also keeps spamming memes
yuck

>add people for the quest
>dont delete them

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>>175722551
im not playing any hero past level 5 til they're all level 5

>>175739719
>That one lvl 7.

What have you done.

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/owg/ HERE, WHOS LAUGHING AT US?

>>175738238
Algalon would be absolutely amazing. One of the best boss encounters that blizzard has ever done.

>>175738167

KEL'THUZAD WHEN?

>>175739339
about 4-5

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>>175735594
Literal QM baby and former 3.5k dotard here.

Cho'gall is good, sort of. With a healer like Auriel, so long as the fight is roughly even Cho'gall should absolutely buttblast the enemy. However, he's got 2 primary weaknesses as far as I can tell: 1. % based damage and 2. Any map objective that requires splitting up.

On QM, both issues are a gamble and usually you should come out on top. Maps like Sky Temple and Towers of Doom are relatively small maps where you get to 5man around like retards and rarely get punished (again, in QM) so Cho'gall is almost always fucking unstoppable there. But Braxis can be a bitch because it requires map presence, you're already down a player there, and the radars are decent spaced apart meaning you're the fat kid running around trying to plug the holes in a ship. Hanamura can go either way depending on much either team gives a shit about the horrible objective.

But if things are going well you'll start snowballing once you get the explosive dot talent as Gall and go bonkers once Cho gets the % damage talent. I've dragged ardent lolbabs and dotards kicking and screaming into hotshit and NO ONE has been able to deny how stupidly fun Cho'gall is once you're in gear.

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>>175738167
one of the best designs that came out of WoW imo
too bad that samuro basically stole his ultimate :(

>>175739719
>abathur highest hero level
I'm afraid it's terminal, sir.

>>175739759
>when your f2p worst moba in existence is more alive than your FotM fps

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>>175738452
I would probably pay money to see ixmike play this game.

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So do we have a release date for D.Va?
I really want to play her since I also play her a lot in Overwatch.

>>175740117
>worst moba in existence

I genuinely think it's better than every other moba because games don't take a fucking hour and you don't have to wiki the shit out of a character to know which of the 500 items you should buy.

>>175740251
16th now fuck off until then

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>>175740251
>>175740306
Expect PTR monday

>>175740258

That's just DOTA though. Everyone else is about 20 to 45 minutes.
SMITE can be over in 15 minutes if you pick Arena mode.

What do you do with Rexxar nowadays? I took a break just before his rework.

The 1000% bear charge sounds fucking hilarious but I'm not sure if that's viable.

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>>175740231
money, you say?

>>175740351
Smite has shirt art design though.
>third person moba

>>175740498
I actually like Smite's artstyle but the animations are fucking garbage
also Hi-Rez deserves to die

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>>175740489
Don't get too excited, he doesn't come cheap.

>>175739753
>>175739941
it stains me but abathur is a lot of fun
really just want to autistically play aba and probius

>just finished downloading
>alright time to quickly grind these quests
>never played dota tier games before
>no idea what the fuck is going on
jesus christ

Any good youtube channels?
Need something to watch in bed.

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>>175740765
>dota tier

>>175740765
It's easy, just don't fucking one man army things and you'll be fine.

Ask your team for like pro tips bruh :^)

>>175740928
mobage? dont know what to call them.

>>175740976
I hope I don't have to actually win matches to unlock these skins

Diablo is so fucking overpowered holy shit

just fucking throwing people into your team like it's nothing with my SIX THOUSAND HEALTH and my cooldowns refreshed

>>175741056
>mobage
That means mobile game anon.
Moba is the shill term riot coined to not seem like a shitty dota clone.
Dota-clone or Dota-like is the appropriate name unless you're memeing and want to call them ASSFAGGOTS

Do featured skins rotate every week?

>>175722551
>Get Prime Evil Diabo in a loot box
>Play Diablo all the time now
>80% win rate

Nevermind new heroes

List New Battlegrounds you want to see!

>A Cow Level
>Rock and Roll Racing Battleground
>Night Elf Forest Map with changing lane routes as the trees move about.

>>175741238
A map with snow or rain.

>>175740845
Voyboy is online

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Did you dispense justice today /hotsg/ ?

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>>175741119
assfaggots is still the most accurate term I've seen. moba can describe fucking anything including quake and hots/strife are too different to really be considered a dota clone.

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>>175741390
>watching voyboy after 2012

>>175741056
You can literally let the other team win every match. But it give it a try for a few matches.Find your class you like playing. You might actually have fun

>>175741238
>RnR Battleground.

My fucking nigga. I would pay money for an announcer that sounds like the one that old gem.

>>175741116
>tfw play Diablo
>Casually throw ernemies into my team for them to jump onto
>They run away instead of attacking

>>175741423
No..but I dispensed healing, does that count?

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>>175741238
>>175741743
how would you make a Rock'n'Roll Racing map work?
i'd absolutely fucking love the potential that map could have in terms of atmosphere, like being on a race track and having that announcer hype up objectives like crazy, but what would the objective be?

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what could it be?

>>175742254
A hero you already own

>>175732526
you probably deserved it, stop playing quick match if you have no clue how to play, and go practice in versus AI.

>>175742254
I want to ____ Cassia!

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>>175742325
you cursed me

i know its predetermined but still

>Voy suddenly playing like shit

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>>175742254
An horse,

>>175742363
What the fuck is a Legendary Hero? 10k?

>>175742358
refund

>>175742024

Both teams have a car and taking out merc camps causes them to Dick Dastardly the track with traps.
When their car goes over the finish line the fireworks damage their opponents Core.
You can make your car go faster or change lanes by hitting giant steering wheel and accellerator pedals in your half of the map. But you're opponent can touch them as well if you aren't careful.

You can fight on the race track to destroy the traps, but if a car runs you over it instakills you (or something.)

>>175742363
>haven't once opened a legendary hero, just mounts and skins for characters I don't have


reee

tychus isn't even that good I don't wanna spend the gold on him

>>175742373
>random noname lol pleb is playing like shit
Who would have thunk it

>towers of doom
>Enemy Sylvanas is super fucking strong on that map and basically got to bully us for free, I couldn't do much against her as Diablo because of her range and teleport so she just wrecked our towers along with Anub'arak
>say gg after we lose, it wasn't too bad a game
>"diablo you're fucking shit kys"

why do people need to be so fucking mad in qm

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Is not showing the entire level intended design, or are the UI designers just that retarded?

>>175742971
the green border shows you hit 100, so you're the retard

>>175742971
The color of the border is part of your level.
>leaver status

>>175741972
>tfw when retard tank picks Diablo
>Proceeds to push Muradin into his Li-Ming/Valla's face
>Whine when they escape

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>Get furious in HL
>Go apeshit on the assassins on our team because they weren't contributing
>One of them was a popular streamer
>Their chat goes nuts with copypastas and memes, negative of course
>Did not know, didn't even know someone was a streamer, I was told this by a teammate in another game

Fuck me man.

The worst part is, me sperging out was mostly because a new antidepressant I'm taking has irritability as a side effect.

>>175731030
>HotSG tries to come up with a shitty ironic meme mechanic.
>ends up more entertaining than most of the shitty meme mechanics already in HotS.
This is the new age state of video games.
Where our joke ideas end up better than the developer's actual ideas.

>>175743131
>feeling the need to post this in /hotsg/
kfc yourself retard

>>175743131
who cares bro you'll become a twitch meme revel in it

>>175743131
>HotS players are actually mentally ill people that need to take psychiatric drugs
My God...

>Voyboy placed diamond 3
Just like Dyrus

What did Scarra place?

>>175743246
>not being mentally ill

normie get out

>>175739870
mfw 3.5k dota player (aka a literal retard) is giving advice LUL

>>175743246
its 2017

>>175731359
The problem is most of his level 4 talents are shit. You don't really need the extra spectral scythe range since Xul's playstyle is mostly close range/mid range and mana talents are usually useless if you're good at managing your abilities. The skellies are the least shit because they at least provide some minor poke when you prison someone and if you take Rathma's blessing it'll also heal you a tiny bit.

>following twitch meme streamer personalities

>>175743246
tell me what you enjoy so I can go do it and say that people who enjoy it are mentally ill people who need psychiatric drugs

>>175741390
I played against him earlier in one of his ranked placements. My team decided to troll and go all assassins, so it wasn't very enjoyable

>>175731463
I wish they'd add more fun characters that are a little more niche like Heigan or Loatheb.

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>>175743581
your loss gave $100 to charity

anyone got the Li Ming spray cutout? I have a nice meme for you

>>175735562
Some games as Uther I end up face tanking more than our actual tanks.

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>>175743731

>It's a "Team of Russians" episode

>>175738167
KEL
THU
FREAKIN
ZAD
alternatively anyone from Naxxramas would make me happy. Loatheb would be a nice change of pace because we don't have any 'evil' supports yet.

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draenei hero when

Maraad or waifubait are fine.
Velen can fuck off.

Maybe one of those random Exarchs. I dunno.

>>175738318
Why is that filename Grobbulus?
That's clearly Thaddius.

Just finished the D.va quest, never lost one match but during those matches 3 of them had fuckers go "I'm just gonna feed okay?", and then told them like if you feed Imma report you and blizzards gonna take away your skin away and they just played the game, 1 even got MVP

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>Masters
>1 2 Zera Nova
>Team bitches about losing
>Zera says he doesn't care
>"We" pull together

Azmodan carried us with 2 forts for 3x on the last push.

WHY DOES THE GAME KEEP SWITCHING HEROES FOR ME, I PICKED LI LI AND SUDDENLY IN THE LOADING SCREEN I'M AZMODAN, I PICK E.T.C AND SUDDENLY I'M DIABLO, WHAT THE FUCK

>>175744056
easiest (you) of me life. thanks.

>>175739938
>Q
BONESTORM
>W
BONESTORM
>E
BONESTORM
>R1
BONESTORM
>R2
BONESTORM

>>175744153
>Azmo on Hanamura
>win
Whoa, it's like he totally makes that map a cake walk.

I was watching a stream and saw someone say "we need AA and gk" which I assume is auto attacker and giant killer.

giant killer is kinda obvious why you'd want one but why would you want an auto attack hero in particular over a regular assassin?

>>175743538
nice try, loony.

>>175744284
While that may be true, the rest of the team feeding doesn't help.

how do i be useful in a team fight as sgt hammer? it seems like im never able to use range to my advantage without either being out of range or overextending. should i just not siege up unless the enemy is running away?

>>175739938
just make it actual bone projectiles a shit ton of them but dodge able if your pro

>>175744284
Not that anon but how come? Just came back and haven't played on hanamura yet

>>175741238
I kinda want a Warcraft map.
Not because I necessarily want to play it, but because it feels weird having at least one map from every other franchise and no Warcraft map.

>>175744368
it's like towers of doom where you can't actually attack the cores and destroying forts powers up your missiles

>>175744018
we need a priest though

I guess maybe Anduin but it looks like he is having a class change soon

jaraxxus when

>>175729007
I don't play Overwatch, and I think it's shit, but Mei is super cute, and i'd be okay with her in HotS.

>>175742024
The map is a small infield of a track, with a race taking place around it, you can see the cars zooming around and around all throughout the match

The objective opens up a "shortcut" right through the other teams base, for the racers to crash/shoot/blow up (also, any poor soul that gets in a Racers way, well...)

>>175744456
ooh I see, thanks

>>175744345
Ideally you'd want to siege up in a semi hard to reach spot where the enemy has to be for the objective. Your team also has to peel for you which is the most important part. Pretty sure you also do the same amount of damage unsieged so you don't have to sit there 100% of the time. Don't forget you can press Z to instantly unsiege and gtfo

>>175744430
A map based on Kharazan. Objective has the Shade of Aran make the enemy team stop moving for 5 seconds (or the team blows up)

I guess Diablo would be really funny if he took Apocalypse on that map

Should I start with ranked as fast as possible or should I wait until I know all champs???

>>175744345
Just seige up in some position well behind the rest of your team and you should be fine if they can peel well. Alternatively take the talent that lets you hover around while seiged.

>>175734617
Place down walls every 4 seconds and reveal your entire screen every 10 seconds
Archon a shit ability thats shit until 20 and still doesnt even make you comparable to a carry until then
Just take wall and watch your enemies walk up against something that wasnt there a moment ago before they get buttfucked by your team
Also shield people to negate a few abilities worth of damage

>>175729840
that skin was obviously literally bugged and looked like shit but keep being fucking stupid

>>175744692
why would you ever not wait to know all the heroes

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>tfw no Sonya gf

>>175744232
Unfortunately you have also delivered a (you) to me as well anon.

>>175744754
Voyboy pls