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We don't have an official steam or discord group. If anyone posts in the thread about any "official" or not steam or discord groups, promising MP or not, be sure it's a shitposter group known for organizing raids and shitposting in the thread. They are known for false-flagging.
Report and ignore it.

How fares your empire, /gsg/?

This day in history, 2nd of May:
1194 – King Richard I of England gives Portsmouth its first Royal Charter.
1230 – William de Braose is hanged by Prince Llywelyn the Great.
1335 – Otto the Merry, Duke of Austria, becomes Duke of Carinthia.
1536 – Anne Boleyn, Queen of England, is arrested and imprisoned on charges of adultery, incest, treason and witchcraft.
1559 – John Knox returns from exile to Scotland to become the leader of the nascent Scottish Reformation.
1568 – Mary, Queen of Scots, escapes from Loch Leven Castle.
1611 – The King James Version of the Bible is published for the first time in London, England, by printer Robert Barker.
1670 – King Charles II of England grants a permanent charter to the Hudson's Bay Company to open up the fur trade in North America.

>News
EU4 Mandate of Heaven is out.

>Random Country Picker
http://randomcountry.gbasood.net/

# Archive (mods only)
https://mega.nz/#F!plMxFYTB!sn9MTrvJ0tYjWSHgM8CZow

#Where to get these games
http://hastebin.com/raw/moqugasume

# Mods
>> READ THIS FIRST.
http://pastebin.com/cCdcev76

>>[HoI4] - More Music Mod
https://mega.nz/#F!v5wXURpJ!TvoBinBVQWJbaYJsluyoFA

>>[HoI3] - Flavormod
https://mega.nz/#F!GBByDSgS!9ia87JfAeOQgADjGq9y4hw

>>[CK2] - Anon Music Mod
https://mega.nz/#!vIQnEZJK!5YCtpPMElgZJ3DDaVSaxJqEGym87SKZxfx-uKVwZmqM

>>[CK2] - After The End
https://github.com/notalbanian/postapoc

>>[V2] - Historical Project Mod 0.3.6.1 - 27/11/2016
http://pastebin.com/66gpxbKk

>>[V2] - Napoleon's Legacy v0.3.1.7
http://pastebin.com/sN1g69sr

>>[V2] Alternative Flag Pack V10
http://pastebin.com/PRQH8vcV

>>[V2]Africa Mod
http://pastebin.com/kyMpRZcQ

Old Thread >>175583684
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Sage and report duplicate threads made by Steamcordplaza.
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Nicky
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>>175666590
That's George V, lad. You want pic related.
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>>175666093
How is march of the eagles
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>>175666630
Google docs can have links to viruses, but you can't have a virus on a google doc itself

It also doesn't ask you to download anything
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Anyone here play CWE?
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>>175666864
Better than Distant Worlds.
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>mfw Black Ice for HoI3

Wow. That's why films have producers, to tell the director's "no".
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What are some essential /gsg/ AAR novels out there?
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>>175666921
No, is it a good cold war sim?
press f to pay respects to evw
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>>175666932
but I liked distant worlds
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k lads
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What do these mean? They're from the stream today.
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>>175667031
I don't know. I can't quite seem to figure it out which is why I'm asking. Unlike base liqqy there are so many options I don't quite get what they do.
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>>175667023
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HPD3CSQ_fCC0Atw6k5Gkaj7u541oDFrttkhjb86QVaE/edit
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_GzZtr8t_S0aWxxU2QxQ0UtZ0E/view
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>>175666093
>TDIH
Damn, Britain sure was busy today
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>>175667161
link to stream
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TWO POINT OH SOON
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>>175667175
>liqqy
Fuck off, Steamcordplaza. If you want a discussion on games then fine, but stop spamming shitposter memes.
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>>175667279
>everyone who uses liqqy is memegruppecordplaza
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>>175659839
Where's part 2, 3, 4?
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>>175667389
this, I wanna read it.
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>>175667373
The term was made by them and is propogated by them to shit on Victoria 2, if you want to use a shorthand then just call it V2.

Liquor isn't even OP, it's just that grain provinces boost it's throughput, Steamcordplaza are so desperate to appear like le ebin elite gamers that they make these memes and say "xDxD LIQQY is 4 plebs im a hoi4 kiddo coz it has strategy"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5q1qqqmlndc

>50 years before the HAPPENING
Or less if you count offtopic posts
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>>175667594
>please stop using words that I don't like! My autism can't handle the triggering
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>>175667675
You're using terms used by a known shitposting group, anybody else would simply stop using them, so I take it you must be in the Steamcord, or from /r/paradoxplaza, as anyone not from those groups knows how we've suffered under them.
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>>175667638
Wrong thread, pal.
>>175571171
>>175571171
>>175571171
>>175571171
>>175571171
>>175571171
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>>175667638
wtf is this supposed to be, what is the outcome if you choose to from the covenant
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>>175667857
>seething this hard
kek now I know what terms I'll be using in the future
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>>175667857
>anyone who does not bow to my autism is a shitposter and my autistic shitposting is not shitposting because reasons
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Also, moving back onto my original on topic posts
>>175666921
>>175667175
Anyone know anything?
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r8 this ebin democratically gommunist and TALL krakow
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>>175668001
50 years of greatness.
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>>175667857
You sound like a /pol/kid shouting "s-shill! s-s-shill" every time someone makes a post that disagrees with them
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>>175668193
>66 brigades
>11th
impressive
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>>175668189
Be honest, did you cheat?
That kind of pop growth is insane.
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>>175667389
I don't think it's out yet but I did find him on reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/paradoxplaza/comments/64lwnt/northern_lions_part_one_of_my_danish_megacampaign/
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>>175667240
Is there a continuation to the danish one?
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>>175668527
I got two disease events that would have instantly reduced my pop about 1-4% every time, and reloaded when that happened
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>>175659839
pls post Hoi3 part
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>>175668189
>literally staring at a map doing nothing for 100 years
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>>175668189
Tell me what you did to get there. How many wars were in involved in?
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>>175669038
Yes, that's Victoria 2.
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>>175669038
>implying I didn't micromanage my industry as soon as I got the gommunists into power

>>175669074
Didn't get into a single war, just used clever ways to get most healthcare reforms enacted in the 50s (before socialism even got unlocked, it's possible but uncommon), got lucky and got an event that would give me two stages of the safety regulations reforms (the last stage gives you +0,01% to pop growth)

Used loyalty focus to get the communists in power, so I could focus on building profitable wine, liquor, oil and fuel factories.

Got lucky later on too, as I got 3 fascist welfare events, each one gives you +0,1% pop growth for a year or so

Krakow is actually a good country for this kind of tall memery, since you get events that raise your pop militancy and consciousness massively
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>find CK2 and EU4 too simple and boring blob simulators
>find Vicky 2 and HoI 3 too complicated
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>>175669463
I should have gotten into a single war to get a useless colony somewhere, that way the baby boom event could have fired for me (+0,5% in a random state for 5 years, iirc)

Another time maybe
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>>175669836
Take the don't play grand stratey pill
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>>175669836
If anything, Victoria is less complicated than EU4. The pop system is complicated, but most of it is automatic.
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>>175667389
>>175668659

Writing it. Should be ready before June, unless I get severe case of Lazinessus Pospolitus
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>>175669948
Vicky 2 has depressingly little to do during all the downtime you get in it.
I'm not saying they should bring back hardcore micromanagement from Vtr but I sure would love if pop managment was somehow more involved than setting up sliders at the start of the game and jerking off.
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>>175670162
It seems like a lot of population management involves hundreds of random popups that are impossible to follow and really see your strategy.
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>>175668584
I will never share my Karelian autism log on Reddit
If you ever find it there, it was posted without my permission
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>need more influence for the nobility estate
>my conquistador is probably gonna die soon
>hire a new conquistador through the nobility
>the new and the old conquistador both die on the same day
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>>175670524
Sure thing, reddit.
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>>175670524
Wasn't talking about you gondola, I was talking about the Danish aar
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>>175665463
Steamfix is enough to get DLC running, creamapi is for multiplayer I believe.
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>>175669836
Crusader kings II if you blob too big you must have king vassal to continue blob.
That is when the fun begins.
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>>175669836
play ck2 and only play gavelkind

create every king or duke level title possible
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>>175668050
>>175668057
>>175668214
>three near identical replies
Guess this was shared on discord. I waited a bit for the raidcorps to disperse
Protip: When you call out /pol/ it's pretty obvious you're from the same group who made pic related.
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didnt know muslims are so comfy
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Annals of Asia Universalis has been updated for anyone else bored to tears waiting for M&T
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>>175667594
>The term was made by them and is propogated by them to shit on Victoria 2, if you want to use a shorthand then just call it V2.
liqqys brought it on themselves
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>>175671781
t. retard who doesnt understand rgos
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What the hell is wrong with BlackICE 8.6 ?
I download it from Paradox Plaza, its 1.76 Gb so its not a simple patch, its not a HOI4 version or anything but it fucking refuses to start ..
And yes, i extracted it to a proper mod folder etc.
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>>175672091
He's a dumb manapro
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>>175672214
>china has less manpower than iraq
Believable fucking worlds.

Does the EU to V2 converter account for developement? You'd have millions of people if so.
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>>175671453
>start a question about the actual game
>obviously memegruppecordplaza because some autist took offense at a single word even though memegruppecordplaza would have just put it in a completely irrelevant shitpost
>autist continues to autshitpost
Bravo. This is why the general is shit.
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>>175672921
>question about the actual game
>leliqqy leliqyy xDxD
Pick one, Steamcordplaza.
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>>175673353
>complain about people shitting up /gsg/
>shit up /gsg/
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what the FUCK does this mean
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>>175673353
I dunno man, my posts
>>175667175
>>175666921
>>175668168
look like questions about the game to me. Fuck me for attempting to have an actual discussion instead of an autistic shitposting fest, right?
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>turkey just sent an ultimatum to cyprus

Holy fuck why do we get to have these guys for neighbours why couldn't we have belgium or denmark instead.
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>>175672484
>Does the EU to V2 converter account for developement?
I wonder what the best way to do that would be.

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(Development-#Provines*3)*X=Population
"-#Provines*3" so 10 fresh colonies don't compete with rome in pop.

>
or if each development point above 10 gives more population than previous development point, maybe tied to the increasing development costs of eu4, 3% per dev between 10-20, 6% per dev between 20-30.

Population: Development(1to10)*X+Development(11to20)*Y+Development(21to30*Z.. etc

Could add other development cost modiifers into it like arid, mountain, desert, so even if you get an arid desert province up to a high development in eu4, it doesn't get too crazy in population in v2.
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>>175673448
check your "desired provinces" or whatever the interface is called
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>>175673448
It means that you are trying to make them help you by offering land, but they haven't:
>claim
>core
>interest

Wait until they do or stick to favors
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>>175673505
>>175673386
>I should treat people who use know shitposter terms as legitimate posters
Had you simply said "Oh, I thought it was a normal meme, guess I'll stop using it." Then I'd have answered your question, instead you doubled down and defended your use of Stramcordplaza memes.
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>>175673448
They only want land that is claimed by Serbia.
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>>175667031
>evw

Why do you hurt me so?
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>>175673726
But I specifically claimed some otto land for this and this bullshit is still up

>>175673678
where is that?
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>>175673827
>m-maybe if i land on the moon, t-they'll have to respect the UDI!
Go to bed, Ian.
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Not one male heir in sight and I'm not growing any younger. I have truly been cursed by the gods.
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I managed to do a successful revision run as Hungary.
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>>175673829
go to your own country's overview and look on the right for three clickable options, it should be the third one, I haven't played eu4 in three months so I can't tell you for sure
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>>175673829
Click on a country
Go to diplomacy
Pick the 3rd diplomatic tab
Figure shit out

Dont feel guilty it took me long to find out too

PS: that's cheating
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>>175673709
>instead you doubled down and defended

the irony being that you have doubled down on your own shitposting because you can't stop autistically screeching because someone used a word you didn't like on a mongolian live-action roleplay debate club

now s t o p p o s t i n g
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>>175674417
>the irony being, heh, you objected to my shitposting, heheh
Fuck off, Steamcordplaza.
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>>175673709
It's almost as if in the real world that exists outside of your parents' basement people have no need to kowtow to your autism. Don't pretend like you could answer the question anyways because we all know that you can't. Also don't pretend to be a reasonable person because your autism spree has shown that you are literally incapable of it.
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>>175674312
What's cheating? Forging a claim on otto land?
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>>175673709
>steamcordplaza false-flagger is sperging out because someone used one of their """"memes"""" without permission
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>>175674513
>this entire post
So in your meme projected reality, projected being the operative word, *I'm* an autistic retard who spends all day playing GSG, yet I also have no idea about GSGs?
Bravo, Steamcordplaza. Chalk this up as another EBIN victory.
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>>175674478
>my

wrong
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>>175674570
Didnt you say that you loaded as serbia to claim ottoman land? This is what serbia has to do in order to accept ur invitation
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>>175674848
nigger I am playing Serbia and wanted to call Poland to war, but can't due to this retarded new gameplay gimmick, and when I want to offer them land this shit pops up.
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>just get back from helping Saxony vs some pagan and aztec scum
>destroy some heretical muslims

How seething is the Caliph right now? Also if I keep beating them in crusades and assassinating their Caliphs, they'll collapse right?
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Yes the guy you are arguing with is autismo, but he's right in how it's so fucking obvious that discord is raiding us.
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Croatian fascists have awoken.
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EU4 or EU3?
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>>175674746
You have no idea about CWE, the mod that was being asked about. Having knowledge of base liqqy doesn't make you an expert on a relatively new and very niche mod that overhauls the game to the point it can almost be called a brand new one. Yes, you are an autist, but like every other autist you're good at one thing and suck cock at literally everything else including basic human communication. I wouldn't doubt for a second if YOU were memegruppecordplaza in the way you've completely disrupted the thread with autistic shitposting. Seriously the last (You) you're getting out of me. Get fucked.

>>175675020
I just want help with CWE ;_;
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>tfw no mod that lets you form Mittelafrika or create the cape to cairo railway
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>>175673709
>"pls don't banter at my game, it's not okay and makes me sad"
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>>175674947
I am trying to promise them land in a war instead of giving favors, but they won't accept. Why?
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>>175674947
Next time fucking tell us.
Anyways, what I said still applies. Poland needs to have a strategic interest (ai thing), a claim or a core on Ottoman land in order to help you.

If they don't, wait until they do or use favors.
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>>175675067
white and based
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>>175675116
eu4 multiplayer > heir to the throne singleplayer > eu4 singleplayer > divine wind >eu4 vanilla
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>>175675121
You were autistic for lashing out at the word "liqqy", but i'm still rooting for you. Discordfags need to go.
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>>175673827
East vs west for HoI4 will surely be good :^)
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getting a new pirate stronghold in palau or guam, hopefully it lets me reach mings main trade
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>>175675315
>multiplayer
>ever
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>2.5$ for 400MB
>6$ for 750MB

My mobile service is fucking retarded
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>>175675728
>leaving your house
>ever
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>>175667023
>AAR novels
>novels
I'm intrested
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I wish there was a way to make some pop types grow faster than others. That way we could make craftsmen and middle strata have less growth than farmers and labourers, and that would mean that countries that have industrialized have less natural growth. That is what happened in real life after all.
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>>175675652
it's more fun to play with someone else than playing with yourself
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>>175659839
Holy shit lad, I like you. I admire your autistic dedication.
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How do I gain cheap independence as Sweden this patch?
I never seem to be able to get more than one ally, and Denmark calls a few every time.
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>>175675869
Someone needs to do shit like that for HOI3..
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>>175675778
>implying
I just do it with a text message
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>>175675728
Phoneposters need to be killed.
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>>175669959
I am.... immensely impressed. This is actually pretty good anon
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>>175675860
Imagine how fun games would be if the AI performed at human level.
>>175675918
In my games Denmark gets nobodies for allies. I just need a single ally.
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>>175676238
>Imagine how fun games would be if the AI performed at human level.

Not at all.
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Why is Stellaris development superior to HoI IV's development?
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>>175676238
>In my games Denmark gets nobodies for allies. I just need a single ally.

Well in my last few attempts it was France and Castile aiding them, then Poland-Lithuania, then fucking Austria and a bunch of HRE states.
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>>175676325
t. casual

I bet you're afraid to play MP too
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>tfw not autistic enough to make a AAR novel
Might make one lads unironically
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>>175676394
Lack of pre-order season pass. GoY will likely get better once the FreeLC for pre-orders runs out, but shekelsniffers gotta shekelsniff.
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Lads what should I include in my autistic AAR novel?
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>>175676843
cropped screencaps
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>>175676972
How do I screenshot without steam. Don't want friends seeing my autism
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>>175676556
It's all good and fun.
>>175676843
That, text only gets tiring on the eyes.
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Does anyone know if there's a submod for AtE that removes all history/titles south of the Rio Grande? I never play down there, so it acts just like India in the base game: sucks up processor cycles but never interacts with the "regular world", ie US and Canada.
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>>175677132
printscreen and you paste it into paint
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>>175677186
thanks la'
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>>175667161
I think it represents Officers, NCO's and Soldiers.

>>175675467
As which country did you start?

>>175676238
>Imagine how fun games would be if the AI performed at human level.

Its the only reason im slightly hyped for M&T.
The fact they added in a "Take advantage of weakness" CB should make the AI a lot more aggressive and interesting.
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Hey /gsg/ want to help me write some history for my meme world?
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>>175677556
Germany won WW2
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>>175677556
Leper colonies are commonplace.
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I want to make this for Vicky 2. I have added some triggered modifiers to countries that have high literacy and good health care, so that their natural growth halts by late game. If anyone is interested I can upload it. I haven't tested it yet though
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>>175677556
Belgium being a legitimate state
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>>175677591
>played out meme
"No"
>>175677556
Britannia still rules the waves :^)
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>>175677591
t.hitl*rmod
>>175677617
>>175677638
>>175677647
it's a fantasy world for a DnD campaign
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>>175677556
GREATER
IRISH
EMPIRE
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>>175677670
Do it faggot.
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>>175677670
>DnD
Sorry no nerds allowed :^) cool kids only here
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>>175677670
>it's a fantasy world for a DnD campaign
All the elves were gassed by God
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>>175677647
>>175677670
>/gsg/ no longer natsoc
What's happened here
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>>175677623
>Have 3 sibilings
>Grandmother had like 6 children
>Great-grandmother hate 8
THE JEWS FEAR THE POTATO
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>>175677556
>dnd

lmao get a load of this NERD
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>>175677771
I'm only a fascist and imperialist in Vicky IRL unironic ancom
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>>175677762
Elves lived all over the place but then they got gassed by the gods, and plagues, orcs, humans (aka not!turks and not!chinks), and famines, so now they only live on this meme valley
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>>175677309
>As which country did you start?
qq, release iraq as a vassal
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>>175677904
Make it an option to finish them off
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>>175678018
You're a fucking racist gas urself
t.EIDF
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>>175677904
Are elves white?
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>>175678216
Elves are NOT white
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>>175678150
Hey you can also have an option for them to have GREATER ELFLAND too, though you'd have to be a cuck to do it assuming your character isn't an elf
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>>175678216
Yeah, I think most of them are
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>>175678216
>>175678249
Elfs are Jews I am assuming?
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>>175678319
Exactly
Thus, non-white
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>>175675121
Alright, kiddo, let's start again. You stop using Steamcordplaza terms and I'll help you. Your original question, before you started spamming Steamcordplaza meme:
>Unlike base *Victoria 2* there are so many options I don't quite get what they do.
Like what? It adds Pop demand mod's economy, which is highly gamable, it also adds various meme flavour decisions like the Bretton-woods system, these don't have any intrinsic effect, they're just for flavour. For example, if you're playing as North Korea you might choose not to take it, denouncing it as western capitalist imperialism. There are also a number of unions you can form, that's to represent the modern day globalism with stuff like the EU, AU, and NAFTA.
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>>175677132
>don't want friends seeing my autism
You don't publish every screenshot you take. The only ones they can see are if you specifically choose to publish them
But, yeah, pictures make visual impressions better for your logs
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1syVzNITq6_ddv7zHvjuesHv4jxXepzk3AiUMTBXkp-Y/edit?usp=drivesdk
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>>175677132
>How do I screenshot without steam. Don't want friends seeing my autism
F11, not F12, that's the Steamshot button.

>>175677778
Are any of your sisters fit?
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Is the GOT mod for CK2 still buggy as fuck ? Haven't touched it in a long time.
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>>175678428
Now with commenting potential for all your memes
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1syVzNITq6_ddv7zHvjuesHv4jxXepzk3AiUMTBXkp-Y/edit?usp=drivesdk
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>those estate changes
>the population
>the ability to be a peaceful nation and convert manpower into buildings
>can finally play tall

2.0 fucking WHEN
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I want to meme Armenia in MEIOU, what are some acceptable greater borders?
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wouldn't elves be more like primitive heathens? nature worship, not living in cities, combat and weaponry refusing to be modernized and all that
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>>175678508
I just have 1 6 year old sister who I want to protect from the degeneracy of the modern age. Being more than 10 years older than her, she sees me as her cool older sibling.
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>>175677556
Yes

Greater Iceland please
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>>175678645
no, because MY elves build EPIC cities
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>>175678742
so then she'd trust you blindly if you took lewd pics of her neat
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>>175678604
>inb4 8.000.000.000 hidden modifiers
>per province

Prepare for 3 frames per second on your Tianhe-2 supercomputer
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>>175677556
>collaborative fantasy writing
Sure I'm down, but where? If you do it here we're both just going to get memed at endlessly.
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>>175678604
As soon as you die
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>>175678920
Ummm but I want to get memed at endlessly. Otherwise I wouldn't post here
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>>175678617
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>>175678981
oh I thought you were asking seriously, cheers then.
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>>175678604
Fuck off, MEIOU, it's bloaty trash.
>>175678742
Is she ginger? Will she be cute when legal?
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Orangutans are white and based.
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>>175677623
Do it pls?
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>>175679296
Is that Alex Grandi?
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>>175679019
I do want some ideas, but /wbg/ is slow as fuck, so this is the only other place where i can post

So far I have the first year of the first era as the year the League of the 12 Great cities was founded then, the economy grows and shit, so the League starts expanding, then there's a big war where they conquer the other Elven Kingdoms, after that they form some kind of senate where the 12 cities can gather and debate and vote on shit, after that they start building some colonies and expanding througout this world's mediterranean (what should i even name it?), and then start vassalizing some Tribal Elves and shit. Then Some islands are discovered in the south, with rare spices and shit, after that the Elves start colonizing them and soon after that they see the first Goblins of the world, of course the Goblins fuck shit up and burn all the colonies
Should I keep going?
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>>175679416
>this is the only other place where i can post
But this isn't for your games, please stop posting here or I shall be forced to report you and the janitors are known for their swift and decisive justice.
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>>175679479
Actually this is now a fantasy mod for Europa Universalis IV™
I'll contact AFPG right away
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>>175678804
You die first
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>>175679416
>so this is the only other place where i can post
Did you even consider somewhere NOT on 4chan?
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>>175679641
Actually no, but You guys know a bit about history and maps, and i'm not going to post this on /his/ so i tought you could help
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>>175679416
/tg/ likes this kind of stuff
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>>175679781
Okay, so then ask some of us if we'd like to help, and then invite those that are interested to take the topic elsewhere. That way you get your references and keep this out of /gsg/.
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QUICK come to /wbg/
>>>/tg/52999421
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I hate modding Victoria 2 because it takes hours to test events or decisions.

Example: You have to test an event that happens in the year 1890, you will have to begin a new game and wait until the year is 1890. These games are too slow.
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Making a perfect world, r8 so far.
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>>175680248
too many OPMs
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why are all dlc for crusader kings 2 such shit
I played CK2 without all dlc's and it was GOOD
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>>175680375
EU mod with every province in the world being already populated with an independent OPM when?
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Eu4 game we need players: https://discord.gg/kbRSf
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>>175680845
>discord
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Alright, lads, show me a perfect world.
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>>175680998
fill it all blue
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>>175680973
It's just a group for mp,come and join us on discord
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>>175680538
CK1 > vanilla CK2
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I want to do a Ming campaign. Are there any Eu4 mods that do the equivalent of HPM/vickymod? AKA fix paradox's stupid mistakes, add in some interesting flavor and a more enjoyable game experience?
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>>175681103
For who?
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>>175681409
I don't know how a realistic Ming should be an "enjoyable" experience. Ming had a flawed administration from the very beginning and historically held on to its territory for 200 years then collapsed under its own weight.
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>>175680998
you posted it
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>>175680998
ahhh, the whole world is finally white
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>>175681493
water
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>>175677556
Hungarians settle in southern france
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>>175681493
Bayern, obviously.
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Here's a better bersion, you can now balkanize the Anglo if you so choose.
>>175682083
>>175681926
>>175681103
For fucks sake, shouldn't have posted whilst Steamcordplaza was raiding.
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>>175682283
>he doesn't like blobbing
>>
tliquor
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>>175680998
>>175682283
paint it all crimson and throw a giant golden eagle in the center
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>whilst
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>>175680998
map with 600 meme borders
>no dutch somme border
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>>175682848
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J O H A N E D
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>>175683151
>respectfully disagree
Where's the "neck yourself" button?
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>>175683151
Paradox Interactive absolutely and undeniably Blown the F*ck Out by Based "El Greco", posting on the Official Paradox™ Forums
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RARE FOOTAGE OF AXIS MINORS DOING SOMETHING DURING BARBAROSSA
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>>175682283
r8
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>>175683118
Added Greater Israeli borders.

>>175683796
>romania is guarding the border whilst BASED magyaria is reking the gommies
Transylvanian liberation WHEN?
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>>175683845
Is that a Caliphate or Ba'athist? I assume from Khuzestan but no Iran it's the latter.
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>>175683913
Romania decided to be a cunt and not join Axis or give Hungary their rightful clay.

fucking liberals
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>>175684062
it indeed is a based baathist state
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>>175684201
Absolutely based. Why no Sudan/Mauritania/etcetera, though?
>>175684109
so much for the tolerant left
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>>175680998
r8 it
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>>175684320
>>Absolutely based. Why no Sudan/Mauritania/etcetera, though?
mostly because literally painting maps is annoying to do at least in paint.net, but i wasn't going to bother opening photoshop for that, but also because i tried to limit it to arabs/arabizied people and my kangz knowledge is not enough to know all of them
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>>175684331
>sea too dark
>hasn't even bothered to color in most of the islands
SAD!/10
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>>175684109
We are sorry, it all could've been perfect...
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>>175684673
How is it annoying to do? It's literally just paint bucketing the white parts.
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Is there any reliable way to beat the ottomans now other than a random chance commonwealth/austria war against them?

Seems like they get unlimited manpower + strong allies always.
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>>175684109
>partidul nathional liberal
This is bad for a number of entirely different reasons
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>>175684817
my paint.net is stupid and shortcuts aren't working, so i manually have to click between paint bucked, the color wheel thing, the color picker and the zoom
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send help
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>>175685029
Reinstall if shortcuts aren't working, that shouldn't be the case.
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Anyone want any flags making?
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I'm I the only one who has noticed that the AI become much more peace ful when you tag switch between countries?
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>>175685114
actually now that i checked some of them are working, i think they are just different from photoshop i only really use paint.net to paste printscreens, it doesn't really matter
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>>175685039
no
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>>175680595
Shattered europa... Great for multiplayer desu senpai
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I think I'll go maritime or espionage next.

Offensive has a nice privateer policy, but I'd have to activate it, so I'd rather wait.

I'll probably get naval last. Maybe it can be useful for fighting some naval powers that get angry with me for privateering.
Aristocratic is an alternative for the navy tradition decay.
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>>175685328
That's not making the AI peaceful. When you tag switch more than one time you sleep the AI. When you tag switch the more than once, you have to save and reload in order to 'wake' the AI again.
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>>175684331
As a Finn the lack of bro hungarians makes me a little sad but its compensated by Greater Finland. No need for Bavaria tho. Rest i dont care. 4/5
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Rate muh Russia.
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>>175685254
Make an Iberian Union flag :^)
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>>175686096
2/10
>>
Newfag poorfag here, I stumbled upon the concept of grand strategy games recently and got EU3:DW since it was the best combination of easy to find and download, relatively low learning curve (according to a 5 minute google search), and most importantly that I could actually run on my toaster of a laptop since I apparently can't run any incarnation of EU4. Since I've picked it up, I've played a few saves as the teutonic order, minamoto, the aztecs, brandenburg, and sweden, each lasting for around 100 years give or take. Currently on frankfurt, trying to see how far I can take them just by blitzing towards tech with an emphasis on being small and economic and avoiding other people's wars. Maybe when I have 10+ tech levels over absolutely everyone else I'll just steamroll them so that even if the emperor bitches about it, he can't stop me. Haven't decided yet.

The thing is, I haven't slept well in like 5-6 weeks. I used to get like 10 hours a night, now I wake up, open my laptop and load my save again, play for around 15-20 hours straight before I get too tired to continue, then wake up and do it again. The actual time I wake up and fall asleep varies and is dismissive, and I end up eating whenever I actually notice I'm hungry rather than on a semi-regular pattern. I don't even give any mind to my other hobbies anymore and my backlog has not only been not touched, I'm not even keeping tabs on what should go in it.

I have NEVER been sucked into a game like this before. is it just because it's a new genre for me, am I maybe a little autistic, or is this just norrmal for new people trying to overcome the learning curve? Regardless, I figure I'll lurk here for a while and hopefully absorb something useful, if only just perspective. Just from browsing this thread, it seems like this community has a decent learning curve too.
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>>175686096
>he didn't swallow CW or Ottos, just picked on the uncivs
cowardly desu
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>>175686410
I'm sorry but you have the autism
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>>175686140
NO
there are already loads of good ones
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>>175686791
Sorry?
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>>175686809
ok them make a latin-america union flag
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>>175685254
No, not really
I miss AFPG
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at least he's honest
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>>175686426
I can swallow them both so easily at the same time that it's not even tempting due to how boring it is at this point. I gain 20k units per month, so I can reinforce a mega army constantly, and my force limit is over 2500. The last war with Otto I made them give up Greece, just because I thought it was nice. The boarders I have made is what I thought looked nice, and I dislike the idea of swallowing Poland/PLC entirely because I like Poland.

As for the Asian lands, I had to fight Muscovy at the beginning (I'm actually novgorod), and SuperMing wasn't a walk in the park either when I DOWed them the first time.
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>>175686915
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>>175686410
Congratulations, the autism has embraced you.

Really, I think it's normal to get so sucked into these games at first, especially if you don't have any obligations to take care of. So just enjoy your time while you're invested, it'll go away eventually, that's when you start picking up the other games and mods.
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>>175687063
Rude.
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>>175687176
Brazilian and
American
Sphere of
Economic
Dependence
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>>175687063
What happened to him?
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>>175687759
kidnapped by chinks
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>>175687638
hmm
Anyway, here's a proper version. The 20 boxes represent both the individual states within the union and they're in the Spanish colours, representing the Spanish language that unifies them. The CoA is just the Gran Colombian CoA because I couldn't find anythign good to go in the centre.
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>>175687864
I don't think Latin Americans countries would put anything Spanish in their flags to be desu.
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>>175686410
The first time I played crusader kings was incredible.

I had stress nightmares about inheritance.
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>>175688405
For fucks sake, lad, what do you want of me?
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>>175688537
>>>/r/crusaderkings
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>>175687116
I'm bored.
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>>175687117
>(I'm actually novgorod)
Guessing you gave up being a merchant republic real fast and switched to Russian ideas when you formed. I wanted to do a Novgorod game, but you end up being Muscovy but with Novgorodian as your main culture it's pretty pointless.
>>
What's the best way to play as BRD in NWO? Start as USA and wait for the event to fire assuming there is one or just releasing Germany at start?
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>>175688931
>NWO
Do CWE, NWO is seriously shit
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>>175688551
I want you to become a properly autistic Flag Pack Guy :(
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>>175689104
Okay, but again best way?
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>>175689204
There's an event, just play as whoever, it doesn't have to be the USA and change to it when it appears.
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>>175689107
*sniff* we all want him back anon
Seriously though, I remember asking real AFPG for a sudamerikansche union flag and he said it would be extremely painful too many symbols.
>>
made a gsg discord https://discord.gg/TgjNuAs
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>>175689204
Probably day one release
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>>175689337
Well obv it needs to be a controller, like France or GB, right?
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>>175689372
Fuck off, Steamcordplaza.
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>>175688919
Yes, the game didn't want me to be a too large merchant republic. Otherwise I would have liked being one. I agree it's pointless, but the reason I did novgorod instead of muscovy was because I wanted the frozen assets cheevo.
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>>175689493
No, you can change to any country when loading the save the same way you select the one you play as when starting.
>>
Man, I feel bad for Padaox, I'd support their dedication. I enjoy all the DLC they pump out years after a game came out but the pricing and frequency of them is pants-on retarded.
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>>175685426
thanks kouhai I just noticed this
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>>175685672
Okay. And here I have been playing 30 years with a sleeping AI in Victoria 2.
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Whilst regents dither and tutors teach, it has become apparent the incumbent is a leach.
Nerry a ruler, nor a righteous decision had.
In the court of the baby, this child, this lad.

Our people cry this is no leader, mother's milk fresh on his face.
We looked afar, to the palaces, needing a change of pace.

From past the castle walls we see in our stride
A noble of astounding repute, a great man of pride.
Are we to stay with the Monarch, a youngling
or welcome on to our throne, something better, a great king?
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>>175690183
Please, we must support small indie companies like Paradox that produces these complex games for such a niche audience. Every day Rezmar gets away with his memery is a day that Johan's wife's son can't be properly fed.
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>>175685254
do you do coat of arms?
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>>175691121
They're extra.
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>>175686410
that's ok anon
we all do that, though none of us admit it
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>>175691179
i was just wondering how the coat of arms of argentina (and therefore of the 'de rosas' dynasty or whatever it would be called) would look if rosas became king
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>>175691179
what's your stance on the rule of tincture when making your stuff
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>vassal keeps removing himself from command
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>>175666093
Has HPM guy died?
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>>175692105
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>>175691643
Probably just the same with a crown on it.

>>175691657
Absolutely must always be followed. Flags just look like shit without it, imo.
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Is there anything in CWE that makes the USA less busywork? Keeping your spherelings from both allies and commies is the most retarded bullshit
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>>175692254
I keep him on life support but I doubt he's going to last much longer.
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>>175689342
do a Mittelafrika and Pan-Slavic Union flags please
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>>175692489
What the fuck get out
>>
>small battle at franco-spanish border
>lasts for weeks
>reinforcements coming all over the world for it
>evolves into a half million soldier wall of death
>finally it ends - both sides have similar casualties, loser just needs to recover his morale

Why paradox loves this shit so much? Eu3, ck2, v2 and especially eu4. Why battles last so long? Combined with travel times, it causes huge balance issues. Like for reference, the battle of waterloo lasted for around 10 hours. In eu4, i shit you not, a battle of such proportions with both sides being balanced could last for multiple months, maybe even a year. Which is especially funny when you realize that Napoleon fought that battle because he didn't want Austrian/Russian reinforcements to arrive (~2 weeks).

Only hoi games even try to have realistic battle lengths.
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>>175692489
Fuck off steamcordplaza.
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>>175690631
>we must support small indie companies
>The initial price offering was 33 SEK (3.96 USD)[5] valuing the company at 3,485 Million SEK (420 Million USD).

>it has doubled since
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>>175692706
I really should have invested. Shit was free money considering the loyal fanbase despite DLC policy.
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>>175692598
because paradox is more concerned with bitching over how people aren't treating the game as a historical simulator "correctly", than they are with actually resolving their gameplay issues
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Just took Munich for my Austrian PU partner.
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>>175692706
>I hate good business
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>>175692706
>Hating Paradox
Hello steamcordplaza.
>>
Can tributaries in ck2 declare war on each others?
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Anyone have an eu4 mandate of heaven link?
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>>175692828
wasn't it closed auction or something?
I have a faint memory of a friend saying he was gonna buy, but couldn't because of some reason like that
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>>175693346
Yes. Tributaries are not vassals, they just pay you.
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>>175693281
>being this bad at falseflagging
Hello steamcordplaza.
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>>175693512
I don't think so. I know you couldn't buy if you weren't Swedish, but it wouldn't be too difficult to set up an LLC in Sweden to invest for you.
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>>175693560
Dang, thanks
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>>175693636
>being this bad at falseflagging
Hello, steamcordplaza.
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>>175693770
Goodbye discord
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>>175694006
Hello discord
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>>175692278
Will you please finish the Dominican Fascist flag?
>>
What other government types could CK2 allow?

Theocracies
Republics
Mercenary Companies
Holy Orders
Pirates
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>92 troops

JUST
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>>175694668
Fascist Dictatorship
Presidential Dictatorship
Proletarian Dictatorship
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>>175692254
He was never alive.
It was all a ruse by Meneth and Johan
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>>175694976
HPMguy was controlled opposition created by Paradox to control us.
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>>175694668
What we really need is to be able to play as landless characters, at game start or when you lose all of your holdings.

A trillion DLCs and Paradox hasn't implanted this yet.
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>>175687864
>>175688551
What about something with a condor, lad? It's a pretty common symbol around here.
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>>175695650
We need a Sikh DLC
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>>175695650

They already have a system for it desu: Merchant republic dudes get a family estate that allows them to be unlanded
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>>175695921
>>175695650
What CK2 needs most of all

1. More and better and more in-depth roleplaying, they've already made it more RPG than grand strategy might as well go all DnD

2. Better, more varied especially by age, full body and much more customizable.character models. Current ones are quite shit. They're little bit less shit than at the start but they're still pretty shit. You ought to be able to fully customize every aspect of them and there needs to be more bodies than "kid", "adult", "old"
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>>175696149
But you have access to the mansion holding which is insanely useful

It's also considered to be a barony
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>>175692884
I sure hope you're Hungarian because otherwise this would just be pure unadulterated blobbing regardless of what client states you'll release.
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>>175696596
f-fuck you
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>>175692278
any ideas on how to make this not look retarded?
i think i'll just create a new CoA from scratch instead
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i give up, heirs of aquitania is a shit mod with 100 units of liberal rebel in every single nation, hell all the great powers were republics by 1850
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>>175696837
>not Assyria or Sumer (they were turan-magyar)
You failed lad
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>>175696837
>ai ethiopia decided that annexing all of arabia was more important than getting alexandria
really makes me think
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N-no
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=)
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>>175697519
>itty bitty baby
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What did paradox mean by this?
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School system or vote franchise?
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I don't know, Socotra is so far away...
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>>175698593
There are no sailors on it? So it's a ghost ship?
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Someone pls help, what the fuck do I do
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>>175698896
You give up.
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>>175698793
Get landed voting and then based on population upper house.
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>>175698896

Get 500 prestige, raise 5000 event troops
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>>175699548
Why? How is that worth more than education points?
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>>175698896
cheat
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Where should I go with this campaign?
I want to stay Norse for a while but what organized religion should I convert to?
And should I change cultures?
I want to keep things sort of 'sensible', so I'm wondering what a Norse kingdom in Sicily would end up like.
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>>175678604
what you talking about?
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>>175700148
Presumably M&T 2.0. From what I've seen the main thing it adds is a non-shitty implementation of POPs to Eu4 and also a much much better economy.
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>>175666093
>Distant Worlds
Trash
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This fucking color makes my eyes hurt.

I might have to form Romania or something just to be able to keep playing this game
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>>175700128
what the fuck am I looking at desu
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>>175699706
If your upper house is on the appointed level, only aristocrats and capitalists will get upper house seats. Aristocrats tend to favour ideologies that aren't good for passing reforms later on. Having an upper house based on the general population's ideologies will be better: more liberalism early on which is good for many reforms, then the same with socialism.

Literacy can be gained easily enough by getting 4% clergymen in your state and getting at least 4 social thought techs. The school system reforms really aren't that good.

Also you're a new world country so you will have to leave that presidential dictatorship to attract as many immigrants as possible.

If you have a ruling party only upper house as a presidential dictatorship, you might be able to switch to a liberal party and rush many useful reforms such as the press rights and political rights. I don't remember it too well, sadly. Might not be able to switch your ruling party at all. This might only work with absolute monarchies. Worth a try though.
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>>175700441
Norse Sicily
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>>175700128
sunni islam
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>>175700476
Thanks for telling me about the upper house, I was not aware that it works that way. I can't switch to a liberal party as a presidential dictatorship unfortunately. At what point do I stop being a presidential dictatorship with reforms? I would have assumed landed voting but it doesn't seem to be doing anything.
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>>175699568
How do I gain 230 prestige in time?
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>>175701332
If just landed voting doesn't work, you need at least one voting rights reform.
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Did Paradox make the right decision in censoring Muhammad's portrait in CK2?
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>>175702019
No
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>>175702019
yes
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>>175702019
Yes, Muhammed was based and we must respect muslims.
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>>175702019
Maybe
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>>175702019
I'm pretty anti-Islam but I would do the same thing if I was making the game. It just makes sense from a business perspective.
If that had put in a Muhammad portrait I would be fine with it and defend it as their right, however.
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>>175702156
1x Respectfully Disagree
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>>175702019

No, but they didn't have room for showing a pig porking him from behind in the little portrait screen CK2 has
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>>175702019
We don't know how the dude looked anyway
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>>175702019
Muhammad was white and probably germanic
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>>175702019
Good business, but I don't think it was right.
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>>175702019
لا إله إلا الله وأن محمدا رسوله
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>>175702319
Looked like an ugly Arab with more beard than face
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>>175702345
He was actually Persian, therefore white.
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>>175697764
ITTY
BITTY
BOAT
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>>175702019
Anyone who cares about this is just butthurt about muslims in general. Too bad, we are the most popular and fastest growing religion in the world, and aren't going away.
If there were some cultural rule about not showing, say, an image of the Japanese emperor, no one in /gsg/ would give even half a shit about paradox respecting for the sake of Japanese customers.
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>>175702778
>Too bad, we are the most popular and fastest growing religion in the world, and aren't going away.
>blows self up
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>>175702778
Hi, steamcordplaza!
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>>175702778
>we are the most popular and fastest growing religion in the world, and aren't going away

nice troll attempt 7/10
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I want to create a based ba'athist arabian union in Vicky2, what government/party should I seek to have?
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>>175702878
See, perfect example. Nobody gives a shit about Japanese soldiers blowing themselves up for the emperor.
Nobody gives a shit if you say "oh my god!" in English, but say it in Arabic and suddenly everyone is pointing guns at you.
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>>175702778
>muslim
>being able to write
haha nice bait
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>>175702319
Muhammad was a proud Turk and thus we can assume he was radiantly white
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>>175697282
>implying i would name glorious and ebin arab unioms after a civilisation that's been dead for millenia
FUCK off saudi shill
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>>175702878
xX'DDDDDD nIce one leddit, let me help you now
>>>/r/paradoxplaza
>>>/r/the_donald
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>>175700128
Mod?
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>>175702972
>things that happened 70 years ago
>things that happened yesterday
yeah really makes me think why people only give a shit about the sandniggers blowing themselves up.
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TORA TORA TORA TENNOHEIKABANZAI
*farts*
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>>175702019
>>175702219
Given how fucking shit the Arab portraits are then they shoulf all be like this.
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thanks
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>>175700289
ty lad, when does it come out?
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can't you still get legally stoned to death by a public mob if you don't answer the call for prayer?
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>>175703243
you get beheaded for that not stoned to death.
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>>175703040

>the donald
>le civic nationalism
>le kek <- this one
>le memes
>le /pol/ so edgy
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japs are white and based
arabs are weak and brown
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>>175702972
What is "Oh my God!" In Arabic? I know Allahu Akbar is God is great, but that's not really the same thing.
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Steamcordplaza really are back in force.

I think R&I got so butthurt we exiled him that he actually went and joined them thr absokute madman.
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>>175702972
Wow why do people care about others being run over by trucks thats just racist
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>>175703335
Do you mean "oh my god" as in "This is terrible!" or "oh my god" as in "fuckkk I just bust a nut into this goat!"?
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>>175703082
HIP
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>>175703483
no one exiled him you retard. he just stopped giving a fuck about this shit general. multiple times this past month he stopped posting and returned after a few days just to leave again.
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>>175703521
hey man, japanese trucks are the most brutal and fearsome killers ever created
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>>175703483
Bem-vindo steamcordplaza!
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>>175703623
t. R&I
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>super stable Ming that never falls behind in tech and takes quantity idea

The fuck
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>>175703292
When I was in Morocco I burped really loudly during the afternoon call to prayer one day, and I looked around because I thought someone might be mad (I thought maybe everyone within earshot would have to start over or something), but it turns out nobody cares what anybody else does during the call to prayer. If I were muslim I would've had to start over, but not because anyone else was making me, just because I'd presumably want to do it right.
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>>175703557
Not sure if I'm getting memed here, but I just mean the casual use. "Oh my God, this is awsome!" Sort of thing.
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>>175703732
pretty much guaranteed to happen since the AIs can't take advantage of how strong the hordes are

oriat and mongolia just die or pay tribute and the manchus are just food for korea
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>>175703812
>here look at my anecdote from one of the most secular muslim countries in this planet
>see not all muslims are inbred fanatics
honestly lad just kys.
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>>175703934
>how strong the hordes are
are they really?
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>>175703335
You're being too literal. It's the same thing. They are both exclamations that people make, ostensibly as a plea to God but in practice just an exclamation. You could say "Oh my god!" if someone tells you good news or bad news. Or if you are scared. Allahu Akbar is used in exactly the same way, although I guess we should distinguish the western secular tendency to "take the Lord's name in vain." You would not say "Allahu Akbar" unless you actually want God to hear you.
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It seems that Juventude Grandi is rebuilding after the disappearance of Alex and R&I. When are they going to finally let /gsg/ be alone?
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>>175704045
horde units fuck shit up early game, especially shitty chinese units. You can win 2:1 fights vs Ming on steppes with a good general

manchu with their banners are basically built to kill ming
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>>175703826
But Christians don't say it that way. Unless they actually intend to thank God for how "awesome" the thing is. For example it would not be blasphemous to say "oh my god, that's wonderful!" if your wife tells you she is pregnant, but it would not be appropriate for an observant Christian to say "oh my God this pizza is delicious."

In general what an observant Christian believes and what an observant Muslim believes about God are extremely similar. If you are talking about observant Muslims using the phrase, just think about how Christians use the English version and you will have the right idea. It could be used to thank god for good news, it could be used to express mortal terror (you think American soldiers don't yell "oh my god" while daesh is shooting at them?), or many things in between.
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>>175696837
>1718
>Age of Revolutions
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>>175703934
I hadn't played in a while, but when I did Ming always fell behind significantly in technology (never Africa tier, but enough that a competent player or any European AI could reliably whack them significantly) and often collapsed into a bunch of small states. It was my first playthrough with institutions, and it seems they just adapt too fast to keep up in everything. Kind of annoying as I was playing Japan and I could keep them off the sea with my huge navy, but can't really step in the continent before 200k men march my way. Also I think I messed up with the Absolutism thing, mine's kind of low. I have good troops, but not enough to beat those odds (we're both at the same military technology).
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>>175704585
>(you think American soldiers don't yell "oh my god" while daesh is shooting at them?)
No, I think they shoot them from drones like a videogame.
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>>175704585
People say blasphemous shit all the time. "God, what a mess", "Jesus fucking Christ", "I swear to God if you little shits don't shut the fuck up" and so on. No one cares but ultra religious people, and ultra religious people are a minority almost anywhere.
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>>175704585
>America
>foot soldiers against ISIS
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>>175704948
This desu, American soldiers don't have much direct interaction with ISIS. It's mostly civilians and goats who have to worry about ISIS.
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>>175704667
Ming's days of lagging in tech are pretty much over since they can have a gorillion tributaries giving them all the money and mana they need

here for example, they have the same tech as me despite not having colonialism or printing press

I have no idea how you beat them as Japan and I just ignored them the whole time when I played Shimazu.

Unless you blitzkreig them within the first 100 years they start getting mil ideas and then there's no stopping them until you get on their level
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>>175705114
Yes, in Iraq. You know that's what the "I" stands for, right?
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>>175705123
There are a lot of Christian minorities in the middle East, almost 10%. What's worse is that there's no concept of taqiya so they can't say they're not Christain, infact the bible says it's better to be killed for being a Christian than to hide your faith.

Even if they was it wouldn't work. IS often asks people to recite the Quran and just shoots them on the spot if they can't.
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>>175705245
Islamic?
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>>175705245
Are there any Americans left in Iraq? I thought Obaam pulled them all few years back.
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>>175705549
He did. ISISanon doesn't know what he's talking about.
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>>175705596
De volta pro >>>/luso/, macaco
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>The realm tree for the Empire of MEIOU and Taxes.
>Emperor: Gigau.
>Kings (and queen): Sun_Wu, Myzael, Malorn, Demiansky (recently abdicated).
>Dukes (and duchesses?): Wogudwkd12, Inimicus, and others.

>Captcha: General Olearia
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>>175705656
>/luso/
Gib ouro back
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>>175705059
Yes, I think you actually understand exactly. But obviously people who decide to blow themselves up or think they need to fight a jihad or something along religious lines are the "ultra religious" people in their society. Peaceful, everyday people represent all degrees of observantness. Observant muslims will use the phrase roughly the same way as observant Christians. Secular Arabic speaking people will use the phrase roughly the same way as secular English speaking people.

As you might be tempted to point out, there are more muslim-majority countries that criminalize some aspects of secularism (almost always only for muslim-majority ethnicities though, they don't care if you are a white atheist), while predominantly Christian countries (outside of Africa, Latin America, and parts of Asia) generally have robust traditions of free expression of religion.
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>>175705738
>>175705656
>>175705620
>>175705596
t. 55ch
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>>175705596
>>175705656
No pig Latin in my /gsg/. Either classical Latin or English.
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>>175705785
t.elegram
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>>175705549
>>175705620
There are still tons of American paramilitary in Iraq. They aren't representatives of the US Armed Forces but they are still American soldiers through and through. Almost all of them are veterans. If you'd ever been to Iraq you'd know.
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>>175705909
>paramilitary
By this logic America fought for Rhodesia.
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>>175705153
I beat them twice earlier in the game by cheesing naval superiority (beating their navies and blockading them untill they stopped bothering when I attacked their non-continental tributaries). I made the mistake of getting some land in Korea when they were no longer tributaries, now when they allied France and France declared war on me they just marched in and destroyed the tiny army I had there to deal with rebels and possibly taking more of Korea.

I'm pretty confident I could defeat them in a land war, but it would be too much trouble. I once beat a France that took over Spain - I was playing Ireland (and I took over the Isles). Basically I'd keep a 90k stack on my fleet and sail to a corner of their empire and besiege a fort, like in Portugal. Then I'd get back on the boat and see what they did. If they left a small army on the coast, I'd plop my army on them, destroy it and get back on the boats. If not, I'd just wait for their army to go besiege something in Portugal and get back on northern France or something. It took like 10 years each time, but it'd work. I also cheesed it with ticking warscore (wargoal was some island - I'd occupy it and just never take it in the peace deal).

To be fair, the Ming was probably on par with Europe on most aspects in the 16th century. It is the following centuries that saw Europe boom exponentially ahead of everyone else.
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>>175705993

Lots of people include American filibusters as examples of American armed forces involvement in various countries throughout history
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>>175704948
>get a sick killstreak going
>cant teabag them to show my supremacy
Really gives me ptsd.
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>>175705890
Errent in silvas altissimas et maximo cruore ab indigenis barbarissimis necentur.
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>>175706220
>the dark side of modern warfare
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>>175705890
autismus delenda est
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>>175702019
Personally, I think that they should have gone with the question mark portrait, like the one beside his actual portrait.

I just think that making his portrait a symbol is tacky.
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>>175705890
mortem tu ipsum
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>>175706215
Mercenaries have nothing to do with armed forces. If they were funding them it would be a different matter, but from what I've seen NATO members largely discourage their citizens for fighting for anyone there. Britain, for example, recently prosecuted someone who went to fight for Kurdistan, despite the UK funding Kurdistan.
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>>175706395
Tu delenda est, re vera.

(Illum pronomen non in errore electum est.)
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>>175706352
to be fair, the way military tech is going, with the giant lasers and exoskeleton suits and the robotic soldiers, war in the next century is going to be like a nightmarish heavy metal album cover, with twisted mechanical giants exterminating entire cities with nuclear flame throwers and bio bombs and other disturbing and crazy shit.

Honestly, I'm rather terrified of what the next war will bring.
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>>175706562
There's currently a minor shitstorm over the US Army recruiting a soldier who was recently fighting as a mercenary for Russia in Ukraine. Significantly, people pointed out that the US army wouldn't recruit American soldiers who fought for Republican Spain for fucking WWII.
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>>175706607
ego repeat
mortem
tu ipsum
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>>175705993
Not America (necessarily), but Americans. However the American paramilitary involvement in Iraq is a clear consequence of American security concerns being contracted out to American paramilitary security contractors, as a direct result of the military intervention in that country.
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>want comfy egypt game
>release all ottoman cores
>oriental crisis still happens, with no option for me to just not rebel at all
>decides to fight the war
>britain declares war on me
>they instantly lose because i don't own any turk cores
i-i swear i didn't intent this to happen, i am cheating?
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>>175706778
Cognovistine regulas artis grammaticae? Omnino ridenda!
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>>175706797
But the United States of America has nothing to do with American nationals going to fight as mercenaries.
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>>175706757
>who fought for Republican Spain for fucking WWII.
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>>175706974
Yes, unintentionally but yes. Start again, and just give them what they want soon as the war starts. yesmen (or is it acceptall in Victoria 2? been a while) it if necessary.
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I have to write a 200 word essay by next week but I can't stop procrastinating with gsg.

Send help
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>>175707164
I may have worded things poorly.

The US army didn't recruit people who had volunteered to fight for Republican Spain (who thus were veteran soldiers, used to modern warfare and specifically had seen German equipment in action) when it came time to gear up for WWII.

As in, US Army needs soldiers but refuses to recruit these veterans because they had been involved in someone else's war.
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>>175707295
Oh, that makes more sense.
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>>175707047
Sometimes it does, sometimes it doesn't. In Iraq paramilitary contractors were hired by the US government, so in that one specific case it there is a connection between the government of the USA and the actions of American nationals. In other cases, the links between government interests and paramilitary activities are suppressed for political or intelligence reasons, and in still other cases, there is in fact no connection at all (since Americans are free to conduct their business around the world).
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>>175707036
silentium
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>>175707246
>200 word
That's fucking nothing. I've written longer shitposts. What's it on?
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>>175707503
That's some of the oldest bait in the tackle box, buddy.
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>>175707503
It's on thursday.
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>>175707587
>essays don't exist
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>>175707587
>not knowing of the old "pretending to take the bait in order to bait the baiter" tactic

How new are you kid?
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>>175707295
>The US army didn't recruit people who had volunteered to fight for Republican Spain
It's not a good idea to recruit terrorists and criminals, even if they are veterans.
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>>175707704
I said "Republican".
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>>175707617
Thursday is the day of the week following Wednesday and before Friday. According to the ISO 8601 international standard adopted in most western countries, it is the fourth day of the week. In countries that use the Sunday-first convention, Thursday is defined as the fifth day of the week. It is the fifth day of the week in the Judeo-Christian liturgical calendar. It is often abbreviated to Th or Thu. The name is derived from Old English Þūnresdæg and Middle English Thuresday (with loss of -n-, first in northern dialects, from influence of Old Norse Þorsdagr) meaning "Thor's Day". It was named after the Norse god of Thunder, Thor. Thunor, Donar (German, Donnerstag) and Thor are derived from the name of the Germanic god of thunder, Thunraz, equivalent to Jupiter in the interpretatio romana. Estonians did not work on Thursdays (days of Thor) and Thursday nights were called "evenings of Tooru". Some sources say Estonians used to gather in holy woods (Hiis) on Thursday evenings, where a bagpipe player sat on a stone and played while people danced and sang until the dawn. In most Romance languages, the day is named after the Roman god Jupiter.
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>>175707639
Are you retarded?
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>>175707773
>xDxD burning churches isnt terorrism lol
>>>/r/paradoxplaza
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>>175707894
If that qualifies them as terrorists, they'd fit right in xdd
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>>175708112
That wasn't deliberate, you fucking nigger. The Republicans burnt Churches like some sort of Atheist horde.
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>>175708112
>The destruction of a church as an unavoidable side-effect of bombing a city or from a battle
>equivalent to raping nuns and looting churches
Really makes you think
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What's a good first Idea Group as The Knights? Should I just go Religious?

Just took Constantinople, don't have Cyprus yet.
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>>175708292
just a prank bro xD
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>>175708354
Yeah. Or economy to develop your shit like Iraqbro.
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>>175708354
maritime and naval if you want to rape the Mediterranean
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>8000 men
>all my allies combined have only 6000

JUST
U
S
T
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>>175702019
it was just good bussiness.
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>>175706738
That genuinely sounds awesome
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>>175708354
fuck off weirdo
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>>175708758

stop being bad lmao
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>>175708575
>wasting points on the single worst ideas in the game
Unless you're playing a tall Venice/Dutch game then those are never good.
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>>175708354
Kill Yourself T*rk enabler
>>
>leave /gsg/ for months because grew bored of GS
>come back to check it out
>same as ever
I love you guys
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>>175708758
I believe in you lad! Do your best!
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>leave /gsg/ for months because grew bored of GS
>come back to check it out
>same as ever
I fucking hate you faggots
>>
ive fully exhausted my vanilla vic 2 experience

what mods do i move onto?
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>>175709107
>>
So what was the EU4 mod that made idea groups that were generally mutually exclusive and more about customizing your nation?

I remember specifically it had different groups (and you could only pick one) for Free Trade/Protectionism, the former being focused on navies and competing abroad and the latter on owning the trade nodes by conquest

Maybe EVE or something like that?
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>>175707894
>burning churches is bad

We support Christianity because it oppresses people, and we burn churches to make it stronger

t. Varg Vikernes, catholic saint
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>>175709313
They weren't burning churches for white and based reasons like Varg, they were burning them for KIKE reasons like Trotsky.
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>>175709313
Kristian looks faggier than usual in that pic.
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>>175708575
I might unironically go Maritime later on, since it does help your economy among just making boats better, but I have doubts about Naval.
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>>175709435
>Satanism is white and based
Heard it first on /gsg/, folks.
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>>175710071
>Heard it first on /gsg/, folks.
I literally didn't
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>>175710071
What a whiny edgelord
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>>175709790
Yeah it isn't that bad.

1 merchant, 25% trade steering and 50% force limits when it comes to economy bonuses.
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>>175710071
That guy is such a tryhard edgelord that he's already a parody of himself. Some of the answers there are so stupid they're basically funny,
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>>175709790
naval is good because youll be able to completely win wars without doing land combat once.
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>>175710630
Bull fucking shit. Unless you mean that one pointless war with the goal of blockading, in which case it's still pointless.
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>>175710630
>naval is good because youll be able to completely win wars without doing land combat once.
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>>175710508
Old black metal scene is pure comedy gold and i don't know how it ever happened.
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>>175710508
based unwokesheepbropro
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>>175666093
do people still play hoi mp
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MAYOTALEX STREAM
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>>175711217
Which one? DH/KRHoI2/3/4/KRHoI4?
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I have only the original EU4, what will happens if i only buy the latest DLC? Will i be able to play it or will i miss alot of features?
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>>175711576
honestly, I think Johan just shows up at your house and shoots you if you do that
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>>175711329
3

considering how active dominions mp is, I wondered if there's such thing here
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>>175711904

My parents and dog are dead, one sister is now paralyzed for life, can confirm
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I'm thinking of doing the meem tall Prussia thing, how many provinces should I have? And should I go for colonies in America?
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>>175711983
What's the point of playing Prussia if you're going tall? Prussia is >muh germanic race conquest country.

Go for something like Tuetonic Knights or Theodoro or just basic merchant republic for playing tall. Or the new Dierthmarschen, I hear that thing is interesting.
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>>175712164
For the neetbux and tendies, you have no idea.
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I think I might scrap my Palau colony.

Seems like I'd have to get taiwan I want to pirate Beijing or even Hangzhou.
Even in later techs and even if I took Guam instead.
Not to keen on getting Taiwan either and giving them my institutions.
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>>175711256
link
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>>175712807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyYnoOc0E2w
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>>175712885
Thank You
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>>175712885
why did they change the name of byzantium?
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>>175712739
Seen as you're going for the muh gross developement you should take rhodesia, lots of gold and you can make it based.
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Why is Hoi III so fucking complicated?? Vicky II is such a baby's game compared to that autistic war simulator
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>>175713012
TRUE NAMES FOR TRUE ROMANS
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>>175713043
Took a lot of willpower to not give in to my gold fever I've had for that area since eu3.

Had a mughal game pre-RoM going and I still had to go down and get the mutapan gold.
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>>175712885
>empire of the romans
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>>175713069
GEORGE
____/
CASTRIOT
____/
SKANDERBEG
____/
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>>175713056
because its an autistic war simulator? also its not like it actually matters. just put everything to ai controlled expect research and division management and you insta win since the the enemy ai is shit
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>>175713186
Just do it, lad. Keep them north of the Zambezi. Or atleast use your army for something. It's painful seeing it ready for action.
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>>175713364
>. It's painful seeing it ready for action.
Yeah I'd like to keep it at zero, but I have some colony guards and a conquistador looking around for things that don't exist.
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>>175712885
>theoretically
>theoretically
>theoretically
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Demiansky just said on his YT stream that he's planning on starting a new programming project soon to build his own game.

Is this it? Is Paradox's competition about to rise up from within?
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>>175712046
>start it as teutonic order
>make a little alliance
>do nothing for 10 minutes
>Poland and its Lithuanian PU declare war
>beat them in a few battles
>can't even do anything to weaken them except taking provinces, though I'm not sure I could beat them at all since I'm low on manpower already

This was a mistake
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>>175671447
>every duke level title
that triggers me
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>>175713738
>Is Paradox's competition about to rise up from within?
Fear started to creep in...

Fear because this ragtag developer built a brand on its own and out of nothing, fear because of its networking abilities were enabling it to find and coordinate talents worldwide, fear because Universo Virtual was delivering milestone after milestone at a meagre price, fear because UV was able to raise the interest of the community while having absolutely nothing to show for almost a year, fear for the nearly unmatched popularity of the dev diaries of Magna Mundi, fear because this upstart company was in effect acting like a producer not a developer, fear for UV’s assertive behaviour when calling Paradox on past promises, fear because out of a slight intended to hurt the capabilities of the team this amateur developer was able to force Paradox hand in surrendering a better renderer, fear because in the only instance Magna Mundi was shown to the mainstream strategy press with any kind of popularity rating, it got to second place out of more than 11000 titles for a day, was in sixth place for a few more days and in fourteenth for about a week, marks that surpassed Paradox flagship titles by far (regarding that batch of previews, best result for Sengoku was 113th, best result for Crusader Kings 2 was 42nd). Fear also for the way it seemed to sense danger and tricks and other low blows. Fear for the unpredictability of its actions or way of thinking no matter the tricks employed to monitor it. Fear.
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>>175713461
Lad, will you ever invade Persia? I want to see if a tall small country can truly beat a wide big one.
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>>175713738
Maybe we'll get something like East vs West or Magna Mundi!

>>175713845
lmao
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>>175713845
>>175713910
I NEVER got the hype surrounding muh maggi moody, it's literally just a reskinned EU. EvW, by comparison, was an entirely new game with an entirely new timeline and entirely new mechanics. Pretty certain it's just EUbabbies tbvqh.
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>>175713853
I don't think I will, but a small country can beat a larger one.
Just take one of the many manchu players attacking ming. Or an early prussia.

Also I have more development than persia.
I don't think there was a time when I couldn't have been able to beat persia, day 1 since they've existed I would've been able to attack them and blob into them, but I never really wanted to. I considered taking Tabriz for them, but I'm not sure I would've liked how the borders would've looked then. There path up towards caucauses would've been so thin, now they have a wider border with the ottomans.
I wanted to keep prosperity high so I didn't take Tabriz from QQ ages ago, since I already had the other two provinces in that area(devastation in a province you own gives -2 to prosperity in the other provinces you own in that area), so I didn't want to move in and just take it, I considered getting around it by diploannexing instead. Either way ended up skipping for the sake of prettier borders.
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>>175714313
Prove it. If it's that easy to beat them then do it, i guarantee yiu'll get bogged down with attrition/war exhaustion before you reach Tehran and they'll push back from the East.
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>>175714148
EvW is something we all really wanted - Victoria-like production stuff, a smarter HoI 3-like military solution, lots of stuff to do regarding internal policy, diplomacy and shit, brand new setting. Only it failed to deliver anything. Game was years late and as the leak showed, didn't even work.

Magna Mundi sounded like EU3-with-autism from the beginning to me, but then I played VeF in EU4 and honestly EU-with-autism is not that bad. But then again, Magna Mundi always sounded like amateurs and the collapse was fucking hilarious.
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>>175680998
This is what Europe should be!
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What is their endgame?
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>>175715005

Sex, drugs, and rock n roll
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>>175714891
Did you spend the last 7 hours working on that?
>>175715005
internationalist protectionism
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>>175714891
>split libya
Why?
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>>175715107
>Did you spend the last 7 hours working on that?
Only about 20 minutes.
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>>175715005
Writing black metal reviews like all the other jews.
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>>175715005>>175715049
>>175715107


What the fuck? that's not what I posted.
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>>175715179
Mistake on my part. I was too focused making sure the shit in the east wasn't bleeding out into the rest of the map and forgot to edit in the color in the west.

I also thought about combining Libya with Tunisia and Algiers to create the Barbary Republic, but meh.
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>>175715005
>I'm not religious at all... I'm more spiritual. :)
>spiritual
i hate this fucking term
you either believe in a deity or not
don't say you're spiritual to sound profound you're a literal who porn whore
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>>175715409
They want you to invade Persia.
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>>175715442
It's just a lack of vocabulary. She means she doesn't support any organized religions but that she does believe in a deity.
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>>175715442
Spiritual is a synonym for religious.
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>>175715628
>It's just a lack of vocabulary
Vapid whore.
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>>175714313
manchu vs ming or prussia vs x does not apply everywhere

manchu has good horde units, more cav, and steppe bonuses vs shitty no-pip chinese units, and even then ming's sheer numbers can wear them out if shit goes wrong

prussia just has super soldiers that nobody else can match, though Persia actually has morale and discipline in their ideas, while Iraq has, well, cav flank bonus

provinces > development for forcelimit, so unless you match them or out-tech them you're going to have a hard time
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>>175715409
I want you to develop your provinces
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I'm about to convert this to EUIV. I don't know what to do desu, going to clean up borders but am having trouble finding motivation. Give me ideas please.
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>>175715908
3 times their manpower and 1.5 times their force limits.
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>>175715908
He's just meming because he can't do it.
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T*rk enabler here again, is there any reason to culture shift to Greek? Any reason NOT to?
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>>175716225
then what's the problem go take their lunch money
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>>175716018
Letting the HRE exist.

No.
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>>175716417
>Greek is not an accepted culture in The Knights
What's their main culture? I don't think the knights simulate well in EU4
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>>175716018
Happened during this campaign.

>>175716465
desu I'm thinking about requesting an invasion of the HRE making it my primary and destroying Wendland. To spice the EUIV campaign up.
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>>175716417
stay occitan and form france
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>>175716465
HRE never existed.
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>>175716417
>Any reason not to
So you can take the holy land back as a latin crusader, why else? The Greeks deserve all their punishments and should never be forgiven, latin massacre never forget.
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>>175716607
Then what do you call this.

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Roman_Empire
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>>175716564
>Greek is clearly under Accepted Cultures
>>Greek is not an accepted culture in The Knights
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>>175716461
>play peaceful tall game where I don't blob
>"why aren't blobbing, lmao you can't do it"
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>>175716675
A case of mistaken identity.
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>>175716701
money isn't blobbing

if you're their size they're probably your rival, go fight them for mana so you can develop some more you big baby
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>>175716564
Greek is accepted.
Their main culture is Occitan.
It's all there in the screenshot.
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>>175716687
it doesn't start out accepted, same as Cyprus
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>>175716972
They get a unique decision at the start of the game that accepts it and gives them a permanent bonus to manpower growth, garrison growth and garrison size for the rest of the game.
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>>175716592
>I JUST SPENT 30 HOURS ON THIS PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE
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>>175716602
France exists though
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>>175717172
well gee if only there was something you could do about that
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>tfw not intelligent enough to play ck2
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>>175717261
Nigger just declare wars within your de jure empire while clicking events as they pop up and roleplaying, it's not remotely complex
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>>175716701
No one's asking you to blob, you unruly nigger, just go beat them up, occupy them for a while, humilitqte and demwnd war reps.
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>>175717325
I would first have to form an empire to be able to declare wars within the de jure empire
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>>175713759
You should improve relations with the HREmperor and join. Gives you their protection on top of your alliances. It also allows you to attack Pomerania and Brandenburg to get the provinces for Prussia.
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>>175717426
You're mixing up de jure and de facto, the empire might not exist de facto but you still need to conquer its de jure territory (there's even a map filter for this you goofball) to form it
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just dropping something here
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>not swearing fealty to a king and abusing in-fighting laws to grow within his kingdom

eu4 babbies can't handle anythjing more complex than map painting
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>>175718220
They have "what u wnt in v3" threads every week, it's market research from Paradox, follow the account that made the thread and it's always a PR dev.

So shit like this will really be V3 if it gets upboats.
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>>175718220
t.hitlermod trying to turn /gsg/ against BASED Alex Grandi and the republic of Brazil, the whitest and richest country in all of South America
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>>175718220
He's kind of right, for what EU4 lacks in true depth, it "makes up for" in a shitload of artificial depth that often ends up at odds with itself.

Feels like every expansion adds a new number or meter that generally just favors blobbing playstyles as usual.
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>>175718428

the 3D global map killed me the most

can already imagine that plastic globe with a bunch of ugly bumps
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>>175718220
>vic 3 needs to go more the way of hoi4
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>>175718428
>"what u wnt in v3"
An EU4 converter and a HOI4 converter.
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>>175718482

>"CK2, Stellaris and Hoi4 is the way to go [..]"
>>
what vic 2 mods should i play

bored with vanilla
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>>175718482
"Right for the wrong reasons."

>>175718535
Other than HoI4 (which is so fucking shit anyway due to terrible combat coding, seriously, I don't know how they took HoI3's good combat and made it cancer) none of the other games even need terrain as the provinces are so big the vast majority of tnem have every terrain type in, other than the Sahara and shit.
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La Plata sucks....
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>>175718624
Back you go, >>>/u/LuizLSNeto
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Are Greek Ideas good?
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>>175718896
I just love the idea of megacampaigns.
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Hello friend. The emir of Socotra is currently locked away in an Arab dungeon and has no access to his demnse. If you send 175 ducats to help rescue him he will reward you with 1000 ducats once he gets back home.
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>>175718929
they're ok, compared to what?
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>>175680998
Am I too late?
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how do I into Mongolia
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>>175667161
So no one's discussing this, huh?
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>>175719671
No, but you got the wrong template.>>175683913
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why does it take so long to build IC in goy3?
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>>175719671
>No UK

German or kike? Place your bets here folks
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>>175720001
German. No Kike is unsuccessful enough to be in /gsg/.
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>mayoalex lead is poo in the loo who says indians have big penis
Where did it go so wrong?
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>>175712885
>tune in for informative meiou gameplay
>he's talking about dick sizes
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>>175720001
Anglo is the biggest Kike enabler. And German will make Grossesst Germany possible, not splitting it into 2.
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>>175720302

meme & bloat 2 is a shit mod done by a fucking redditor that neglects his children to "improve" an unfinished software done by swedish jews

never dropped something so hard
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>>175720302
>indians have big penis
Lol. Their government actually tell Durex to make smaller condom because many pooloo complain that the smallest condom is too big for their cock.
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What's the best magnum opus?
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>>175720513
atleast we have bloody usings for condom whiteboy eh
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LAST TIME ON "AMERICA V. COMMIES"
>Huey Long wins the Presidency once again
>Gereld Smith chases William Friedman from the White House once and for all, appoints the Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan his replacement
>An American vessels proudly flying Ol' Glory sailing in China was deliberately and maliciously attacked by the Gooks
>3 Freedom lovers were tragically killed, 43 wounded
>America politely and graciously requests the Japs pay reparations
>The Japs refuse
>America declares war on the Japs
>Japs declare war on Russia
>Germany declares war on Russia
>Germany declares war on the USA
>France goes to war in Germany
>UK doesn't want to be left out; declares war
>The Philippines and Pacific Isles are lost to Japanese Naval Landing Forces
>Father Coughlin tells the Press that yes, in fact, the Jews ARE behind all this

STARRING:
>Huey Long
>Adolf Hitler
>King George VI
>Joseph Stalin
>Emperor Hirohito

AND INTRODUCING:
>Curtis LeMay
>Admiral King
>General MacArthur
>Arthur Harris

AND SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCES BY:
>Benito Mussolini
>Winston Churchill
>General of the Armies Pershing
>Albert Einstein
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>>175720914
what game is this and where do i buy it
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>>175720914
Been looking forward to this shit all day.
Ba'athism WHEN?
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>>175720357
Pls, we all know how another attempt at Grossgermanium would turn out
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>>175667161
Could be social classes, boyars, buerocracy, and streltsy
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>>175720914
>AND INTRODUCING:
>Curtis LeMay
Ganbatte, LeMay-chan! Bomb them away, LeMay-chan!
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>>175721218
I would literally agree to be circumcised for an Oswald Mosley anime girl.
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>>175719736
It could be anything really. It's hard to discuss something without knowing anything about it other than vague looking picture.
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would you say the Ottomans have just about had it?

>>175721218
two nukes was not enough
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>>175722136
r8 my hungariums
>>175696837
>>
map update coming up soon me lads....
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>mfw the modder isn't a virgin
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>>175722216
too gross
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>>175720764
>non-black people saying whiteboi
>whitebois pretending to be non-whites on the internet
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>>175722451
>mfw his wife is a white girl who has had two mud kids with him and supports him completely
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>>175722515

>be mongrel
>dad would rather paint maps then be with you
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>>175720716
Panacea then gold transmutation for stewardship.
Everything else is weaker.
Inventions that you get from intellectual gathering events are stronger than most opuses but a lot rarer.


With panacea, health focus, penis of jesus and his coat you can easily last into 70s on pretty much any character.
Bonus point for pet cats.
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>>175722831
than*
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>>175722831
Dad should have painted you desu.
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>>175680998
>>
>you will never have a cute nun waifu

why live
>>
NEWS FROM THE FRONT:
The Slopes have taken the island of Midway.
Japanese Task Forces are now within striking distance of Pearl Harbor!
Our boys dig in and prepare to meet the Japs in hand to hand combat, ready and willing to avenge the so called "Slaughtered Sixteen hundred" of the Philippine Department killed by the Japs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nzkXxXjwxE
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>Abassid Empire declares holy invasion of Abassinia
>use hit and run tactics with triple organizers to stay in the green
>Byzantine Empire offers to join the war

Should I accept? I'm concerned that Byzantium is going to do something stupid like sending 15,000 units in one stack to starve to death until they reach my borders where they'll promptly be obliterated by a larger stack and cost me 40% war score or some shit.
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Nice, savoy, corsica, malta, south tirol italian clay

galicia spanish clay

switzerland is a meme nation
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Wait what the fuck lmao
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>>175723303
>Picture didn't attach
Oy vey Friedman strikes again
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>>175723228
Honestly the only good one I've seen.
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>>175710071
>>175710212
>>175710508
Point out one thing wrong with what he said in that interview. I already know you can't so I won't wait for an answer.

You only say your muh edgy meme because you can't comprehend that someone actually believes something and you're too cowardly to leave your shell of irony and sarcasm and liberal-esque self deprecating humor.
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>>175723228
Then you haven't seen this.
Rate my Balkans
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Niice. My second extra holding. I wonder if it's possible to get Socotra to 7 holdings.
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>>175723610
>K O R
pls no
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>>175723668
every province can go up to 7 with prosperity and crown focus.
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>>175723537
>actually believes
Varg has backtracked a lot during his life, including his satanist believes and Christianity.
He's now proud memepagan.
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>>175702319
We don't know what his relatives looked like either, but those mudslimes have faces too
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>>175702972
Because shouting "God is great" in English tends not to precede a massacre.

>M-muh religion of peace!
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>>175724052
What should I - as anational socialist - believe in?
>>
>Install France Mini-mod for HPMemes because playing France is usually boring as fuck so wanted to mix it up a bit.
>Richmond Virginia and Ocos FRCA is now in Canada.
>Both countries have cores on them.
Did I get tricked into downloading a shitty mod or did I install the mod wrong? The instructions said to just paste the mod into the HPM folder and I did just that. I clicked the blank event if that may have changed anything.
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>>175713194
I miss Pavlos
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>>175724472
>playing frankwank
Enjoy your keylogger.
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>>175724383
Last Activity:Apr 20, 2013

RIP
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You should be able to convert esoteric knowledge directly into research mana.
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When the byzzies declare war on you but you have naval superiority allowing you to seize one fort and gain 5 provinces
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>>175724885
RIP was meant for >>175724753

I miss pavlos too.
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>>175680998
r8 no h8
Excuse the shitty Middle East, I can't be bothered with that shit
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>>175724472
are you using the right version of HPM?
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You can remove ONE (1) of these countries and their people's forever. Which will it be? Choose wisely.
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>>175725149
Israel.
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>>175725149
Turkey
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>>175725149
None.
>tfw waiting on Iran to be as cool as Persia was
Any day now
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Why isn't the Emperor coming to my aid when some shit wants to conquer my imperial provinces
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>>175725149

Israel
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>>175725045
Pros:
Belgium dead.
Ireland part of Britain.
Iran has Shia Iraq/Kuwait/Saudi

Cons:
Israel exists.
IS controls all of Arabia and Syria?
Basque niggers.
Germany doesn't have Silesia, Posen, or Danzig.
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>>175725149
Filthy Saud of course. Is that even a question?
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>>175725149
S*udis
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>>175724383
You should believe in yourself. You are a viking god and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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>>175725230
What's Ireland?
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>>175725149
none, all are hereby certified White and Based by the Aryan Society of Nottingham
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>>175716018
How did I do with border clean up?
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>>175725389
>>175725357
>based traditionalist nation is worse than israel
Gee, I sure wonder who could be behind these posts.
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Is Sanaa the best possibly duchy in CK2?

You get 6 counties, all of which are coastal, and 3 of which are on the silk road.
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>>175725521
>Nottingham
Are you that one we wuz normans and shieet guy or are you LARPing?
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[HEIGHT INTENSIFIES]
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>>175725348
>Israel exists.
As kikey as they are, I still think Jews should have a containment zone of their own
>IS controls all of Arabia and Syria?
I couldn't be bothered differentiating between various Sunni goatfuckers so I just lumped them all into one state
>Basque niggers
What's wrong with a Basque state? They are linguistically distinct from Spain (much more so than the C*talans), I don't see why not
>Germany doesn't have Silesia, Posen, or Danzig.
I tried to base it more on modern day ethnic boundaries (and in the case of stuff like UK+Ireland and Czechoslovakia, cultural unions). I feel like giving Germany land where almost zero Germans (outside of a few towns in Silesia iirc) would be too LARPy
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>>175725413
>that pic

what sort of brutish autist said that?
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>>175725691
are you keeping to socotra? I can't even fathom a game like that
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>>175725704
>As kikey as they are, I still think Jews should have a containment zone of their own
True, true. But it should be in Madagascar, Patagonia, or Uganda. Not fucking Jerusalem.
>declare yourself a state in the single most important land to musliks, jews and christians
>grr why do these anti semites hate us
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>>175725795
>Patagonia
Woah back off Shlomo
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>>175725704
>I couldn't be bothered differentiating between various Sunni goatfuckers so I just lumped them all into one state
Have you not heard of Ba'athism, my friend?
https://youtu.be/2wioCKYGMpw
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>>175725769

I've tried to inherit Abyssinia via marriage but they keep dying without kids
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>>175725981
Sorry /sg/, Assad get's his own Alawite/Shia/Christian rump state along the coast with Lebanon and Antioch
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>>175725795
Single most important land would be Mecca bud
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>>175725947
>implying anyone lives there
The only people they could gas are sheep.
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>>175719435
Venetian
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>>175724996
Decided to get greedy and take a bit more.
Byzzies got lucky and decimated a full 40k army, but other than that combat was pretty acceptable. Dominated them on the seas however.
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>>175726158
I don't give a shit, You aren't going to take our land k*ke
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>>175726121
>>>/r/islam
>>175726081
>gives his country to islamists
>heh nuthin personnel u can have the coast
>*gives islamists 90% of Syria*
t. E. Lawrence
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>>175726247
>implying im a kike for trying to dump them in shitty third world countries
Face it Lad, Argentina is shite. If you were anything other than shite you'd have taken the Falklands.
19282 best year of my life.
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>>175726371
I don't care if it's a shithole, it's MY Shithole. just dump them in Rio Grande do Sul or something lmao
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>>175725715
The "I piss on the grave of a guy I killed"-man said it.
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>>175726441
>Being this much of an evil cunt

wtf I hate norwegians now?
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>>175726440
>RIO GRANDE DO FUCKING SOL
>THE WHITEST AND BASTETED PART OF SA (other than the falklands)
Fuck off, Hitlermod.
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>>175726158
>La Plata
>Islas Malvinas
Absolutely White and based map my fellow white man
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>>175726587
Oh fuck, I didn't even see that. Deleting right now.
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>>175726552
Fuck off Alex, Your country isn't white
t.hitlermod
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>>175726691
Rio Grande Do Sul is whiter than Iceland.
>>
klads
going to sleep right now
have a good night
t. your great poster, known as Hitlermod
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>>175726863
>afpg trusted THIS with his trip
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>>175726202
Actually, yes. I didn't realize Venice's ideas were so terrible
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>>175727238
>doesnt play comfy tall trade games
Why are EU4 players largely casual blobbing scum?
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>>175727296
advisor cost, idea cost and dip rep >>> shitty sailors and ship cost, which greece also has

besides if he's forming greece from venice he's clearly done some blobbing
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>>175725147
Reinstalled HPM again to make sure I was on the right version

>Now the Emirate of Bukhara has a province in Alberta along with Dallas being in Quebec

I'm done.
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Goddamn it
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>>175727482
>advisor cost,
Good, can get level threes by 1500.
>idea cost
ABSOLUTELY based, saves you points you can use for developement.
>and dip rep
Faster annexation and more allies.
>shitty sailors
Yeah, one drawback.
>and ship cost
This is also great. Ships often cost 1000s of ducats, even just for upgrading.
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Hey everyone, poorfag here, piracy question, feel free to ignore if it's against your moral code.

I own the base game for EU4. I want to be able to play the Steam version of EU4 with all the DLC pirated. I want my hours played to be listed there, it's an autism thing for me. Is such a thing possible? Am I at risk of a total steam ban?
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>>175727968
Are you fucking retarded? If you own the base game than steam records hours. This is a question that would have taken literally seconds for you to answer yourself just by launching the game. Whats even wrose is that your playing EU4. Kill yourself dumb EUtard.
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>>175727968
>feel free to ignore if it's against your moral code.
Where do you think you are? This is the Haiti of Paradox games, laddo.

No one has ever been banned for pirating DLCs, the only way you get banned is if you pirate the base game and try to play it through you steam account, DLCs are like mods, they have very little to do with the actual game.
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Real life events mean I can't update very frequently.

Here is the current status of the war
>Leningrad and Moscow are encircled
>Syria and Iran are about to be annexed by the Germans
>The Germans aren't releasing the RK governments for some reason - possibly because A-H has taken some of the territory
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>>175727968
I think they may check the dlc you've purchased to the dlc that's activated. But if you want to do what you're asking for go to the link in the OP, and then download the crack for the DLC. I'm a retard and I figured it out, it took me like 15 minutes but I got it. If you try and you get it to work.
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>>175728092
Don't bring down the tone of the general, lad, you were a retard once. you still are, infact.

>>175728171
Mom finally making you get a GF instead of staring at maps all day?
Also, will you kiberate a based and gross Ba'athiums Arabiums uniums?
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>>175728287
What is Ba'athism but socialism under a different banner?
LeMay will have his way with the MidEast.
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>>175727238
That's what I thought, I'm not the anon who originally asked, but I just formed Greece and decided to switch to their ideas.
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>>175728337
REEEEEEEEE YOU FUCKING SAUDISRAEL KIKE ISLAMIST >>>/r/syria
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Nice
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>>175727869
actually it's not even ship cost, just galley cost, which Greece has as well

all Venice really has is trade power bonuses
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>>175728368
How did you form Greece?
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Should I change the Sapmi and Estonian cultures to the new "Finnic" culture group (Finnish, Karelian), or keep them in the Nordic/Baltic group?
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>>175728562
Yes. What are you doing?
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>>175728665
It started as a manual conversion of a CK2 game where I tried to stop everyone from blobbing so much/blobbing ahistorically, but it sorta turned into a """"mod"""" because just changing province owners isn't enough.
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I have no idea what to play in CK2.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAUY1J8KizU
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>>175728921
1066 start. Play as a duke and make yourself KANG
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>>175728925
You are gonna get raped, yankee boy.
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>>175728925
Why won't they just surrender? How is Goymony so OP?

>>175729017
>/wbg/
oWo wats dis
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>>175728921
Play as a count in Byzantium and restore the entire Roman Empire.

If you manage that then do what Augustus couldn't and expand east to conquer Persia and India as well.

If your empire still has room for expansion then take Mali and Scandenavia.

If still you're not satisfied with 400 gold per month and a levy of 200,000 then just finish the job by blobbing all of Russia.

If all of this cannot satisfy you then make every single county on the entire map be ruled over by a member of your own dynasty.
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>>175728921
I just sunk 20 hours into doing this, it was pretty fun.
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>>175729305
>rome
>existing past 475
Fuck off Greek.
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>>175729365
shit meant to post this >>175725529
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>>175728534
Venice with starting alliance with Austria. Turks have to get dogpiled from both directions before they get rolling and before they form the ungodly Turco-Russian alliance which has ended several of my recent games (Scandinavia where Russia has tens of thousands of Turks trek up to the frozen north to rape me).
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cannot have fun with any /gsg/ available

I think I'm finally free from this curse
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How do you say "Don't Tread On Me" in a complex Japanese-German hybrid dialect that has developed after decades of occupation?
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>>175728171
>germans winning

i havent seen this happen in hoi3 before.
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>>175729616
RAUS DESU
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>>175729652
HoI3 was more historically accurate than DH.
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>>175729616
>complex Japanese-German hybrid dialect that has developed after decades of occupation
>tfw could be living in a Nip-Kraut nazi-weeb paradise if they had won
djisma
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>>175729652
Have you ever played HoI3 before?
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>>175729727

you can't do shit in DH with secondary countries because of MUH beligerance

it's way more on rails
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>>175729727
This fucking hurt.
>>175729757
You'd be first in the chamber, Ladu.
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>>175729757
It would have been horrible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwjTmWC2mjI
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>>175729616
Why is China so huge, when Japan declared war on them? Is that some kind of puppet-China?
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Proper thread
>>175729532
>>175729532
>>175729532
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>>175729905
>the red eyes
Fucking keked
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>>175729917
>Why is China so huge
That's normal China plus Tibet without Manchuria
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>>175729757
>no homely aryan wife and qt jap mistresses
i want to go to that dimension
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>>175730073
Nip didn't declare war on chink?
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>>175729942
>New thread*

Sorry I'm just so fucking retarded, and a raging homosexual as well!
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>>175728092
Sorry, I meant as opposed to downloading a cracked version. I'm sure it's more difficult to mix the installs.
>>175728281
Thanks, I'll try it, you've been a great help.
>>175728158
Thanks anon. Are there any extra precautions? Should I appear offline?
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Which is the best building to fill your capital duchy with; cities, castles, or temples?
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>>175719394
kek'd
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