/owg/ - Overwatch General

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Hana Song!

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Nth for best waifu!

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>>175618559
Update HotS, damnit

>>175618664

Killer Cop. :/

based blizzard giving a jump scare to greedy fags who try and wait until the last, last minute for weekly rewards

>blizzard BTFO those who were relying on easy arcade boxes

you will need to win your 1v1s now

Widowmaker, Hanzo, and Genji are with you

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GIVE US A COMIC TOMORROW AND WRAP UP THE END OF THE MISSION BLIZZARD REEEE

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Bloo

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>First mystery heroes is attack on hanamura

I KNOW YOURE MONITORING ME KAPLAN

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>>175618736
>>175618819
oy vey

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How much have you spent for the event?

I spent 400 bucks on lootboxes to get everything from the event so I wouldn't have to deal with all the stress at the end of the event.

>>175618913
>against 3 D.Vas, Ana, Lucio and Soldier
>you will only get bastions and torbs

YOU CAN STILL GET SKINS, THE EVENT IS BACK UP

>>175618969
I got everything I wanted too

only difference was that I only spent 40 bucks

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>>175618827
>Genji is with you

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>>175618969
Thank you for supporting our game, whale-chan!

>singles ONLY queue
>teams of 2 ONLY queue
>teams of 3 ONLY queue

This would fix QP. Find a flaw.

THE EVENT IS BACK UP RESTART THE GAME
THE EVENT IS BACK UP RESTART THE GAME
THE EVENT IS BACK UP RESTART THE GAME
THE EVENT IS BACK UP RESTART THE GAME

EXTENDED FOR 24 HOURS

>>175619127
LINK OR FAKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>MOOOOM I POSTED IT AGAIN

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SR?

WE STILL IN IT BOYS
WE CAN STILL GET THE SKINS

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>stack on my team
>complete fucking retards who are probably russian hackers that stole someone's account
>stack on the enemy team
>top 50 players bored on smurf accounts who get sexual pleasure from being as anti-fun as possible

>>175619124
queue times

>>175618819
> play mystery heroes
> defense has the disadvantage
> always put on defense

> play 1 vs 1
> games consist of Winston reinhardt and Symettra

> 3 vs 3
> snipers vs Roadhog mei and soldier

>>175619219
HOW ABOUT YOU START THE GAME

>>175619219
Okay, don't enjoy the extra day.

how the fuck do higher level soldiers have such high average accuracy? I'm not even bad at soldier and my average is 40% (this season)

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>>175618904
wtf I fucking love bleuberries now

>>175619219
no one really cares if you're too stupid to open the game client to see for yourself.

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>>175619347
>Mystery Defense is disadvantaged
Nobody knows how to play anything. The stalemate favors defense because nobody's wiping them quickly enough

>Grown men literally crying because they didn't get a skin on a video game
>Blizzard feels bad, extends the event

What a time to be alive, so pathetic.

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They need to add a scoreboard to normal play so people can shame do-nothing shitters.
Every single FPS has it for a reason, faggot fucking casuals need to learn their place.

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Have there been any leaks on the new comic yet?

>>175619605
ending the event right on the fucking refresh when no other event has ever done that was a shit move though

>>175619347
>defense has the disadvantage
HAHAHAHAHAAH

https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/859209674385698822

>MH
>When im offense the defense has 500 tanks and healers
>When im defense we get genjis and sombras

REEEEEEEE

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>>175619124
>queue

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>TFW I've got everything I wanted and don't give a shit either way

Who else /chilling/ here?

>>175619681
Okay, but first off, it's a video game. Secondly, the event has been going on for a month. It's not anyone's fault but your own for being a literal retard and waiting until the last second.

I'm not calling you a retard personally, just speaking in general.

>>175619737
>tfw you realize this is just a marketing gimmick to get people to pay for loot boxes last minute

>>175619885
Not surprising at all

>>175619817
Not an argument.

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>>175619885
>tfw you realize its working

>>175619885
>>175619936
https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/859214955903557632

purchases available good goys
go give money, hurry

Should I buy boxes?

SHOULD I BUY BOXES?

>tfw goy'd my way too all notable things this event

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Are we getting a new comic and will it possibly cover the important lore topic of how Fareeha got her high tech thong armor?

>>175620019
DO IT NOW, QUICK

Can we unlock Police D.VA yet? It shows up under skins now.

>>175620019
>im definitely not a shill guys

oh em gee should I pay money for loot boxes that dont have anything but duplicates

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>>175619454
They are delicious

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>>175620019
DO IT

>be junkrat
>hold left mouse button
>team kill
literally how is this allowed?

>>175619947
Matchmaking is fucking stupid.

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>>175620110
I just asked Chu and he said that's what all 10 pages of the next comic will be about.

>>175620019
YES GOYIM

>>175620137
Tomorrow.

>>175620213
Someone needs to make Todd edits of Jeff. Make him scream. He needs you to keep buying his loot boxes.

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Based Blizzard

> No Limits
> Team treats it like QP picking shit like Hanzo and Widow

Why fucking do No limits if you aren't going to gang fuck them with DVA or Bastion?

>nyaa is kill forever now

>>175620014
imagine all the reddit posts by shills saying "Oh thanks blizzard, you're the best. I really wanted that skin and now I can atleast just BUY it with money and I thought I had missed the chance omg."

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Post them:

>main
>fetish
>highest rank

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>>175620357
>tfw stacking multiple Zarya

>>175619568
Attackers can just push payload by sheer brute force

>Soldiers alt fire is basically a free kill button
>He can self heal and heal allies
>His sprint is unlimited

Explain how this is balanced

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Micheal Chu has been posting depressing tweets with pictures of alcohol a lot lately. I think he had a break up. At least he can always fuck the voice actresses.

Owner the fuck out of some faggot 76, and he had the nerve to say Symmetra was over powered.

Over fucking powered how, like you realize she doesn't have a right click free kill right? You realize your gun does more damage on normal than anyone else right? You realize you get free fucking ape self heals right? You realize her alt isn't baby gets his free kills mode right?

Gamers were a mistake

>>175620540
>>Soldiers alt fire is basically a free kill button
>>He can self heal and heal allies
>Jyoto da!

>>175620540
you forgot to mention that the alt fire has a splash damage spread like a nuclear explosion

>>175620612
Soldier players are always the first to bitch about another hero being "overpowered", yet they can't see the irony in their statements. He is literally the tutorial character, and he has a tutorial playstyle.

>>175620593
His favorite teams lost games. You're telling me a dude wouldn't get depressed over that?

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I want to kiss her on the cheek.

>>175619860
Not him but, there's money involved so the "it's just a video game" argument is irrelevant.

>>175620818
I didn't know that lol.

>>175620540
>anas grenade is bascially a free kill button
>she can heal herself and allies with it too plus boost their heal efficiency
>healing sniper rifle capable of rapid fire and hitscan scoped shots
>some other things as well

explain bloo bloo blee blee

>>175620438

Honestly a team full of tank steamrolls almost anything.

Holy fuck, all arcade modes suddenly turned into tryhard central all of a sudden.

>>175621068
gee i wonder why

>>175621024
Buttmad Soldierbabby detected

>>175620540

Also Aimbot Ult.

>>175621068
roadhog, soldier, lucio/mei?

>>175621024
shit damage

Arcade mode really brings out how retarded the playerbase is since they can't rely on the balance they're use to. Fucking retards as far as the eye can see, extending to infinite in every direction.

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>>175621024
>Ana was announced in July of 2016
>Soldier was announced in July of 2015

What broken mess of a character is Blizzard going to release this July?

>>175621068
I WANT MUH LOOTBOX >:(((

>>175621068
>>175621152
>>175621190
If blizzard hadn't turned off PvE, this wouldn't be happening.

>>175621301
Doomfist.

Is there a limit on leaving Mystery Duel games?

I really don't want to fucking bother when it's 3-1 and Winston comes up, like fuck off.

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>>175620110
bet she fucks like a wild animal

something about solider girls lads, when you've been with one u never go back

t. married for four years

>>175621337
but this makes it harder so people are more likely to just give in a pay money

>>175621525
It's the testosterone. It increases there sex drive

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>>175621525
I want more Katya

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>>175621718
>>175621525

>Uprising is gone
>Have to suffer through Mystery "Enemy Team gets a perfect team comp 100% of the time and you never win" Heroes for my Loot Boxes

>>175621968
I can't play mystery heroes, I'll put a hole in my wall.

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>>175621823

>>175621823
That art style is the same generic hideous garbage that's typical of yurifag artists. Fuck you and fuck those dykelovers and their terrible fetish with its consistently terrible fucking artwork. I FUCKING HATE YURI BULLSHIT SO FUCKING MUCH.

>Genji
Oni > Blackwatch > Nomad > Sparrow > Bedouin > Young Genji
>McCree
Blackwatch > Riverboat > Mystery Man > Gambler > Vigilante
>Pharah
Raindancer > Raptorion > Mechaqueen > Thunderbird > Security Chief
>Reaper
Nevermore > Pumpkin > Mariachi > Plague Doctor > El Blanco > Blackwatch Reyes
>S76
Night Ops: 76 > Stunt Rider: 76 > Daredevil: 76 > Strike-Commander Morrison > Commando: 76
>Sombra
Augmented > Los Muertos > Azucar > Cyberspace
>Tracer
Cadet Oxton > Mach T > T.Racer > Slipstream > Punk > Sprinter > Ultraviolet > Track and Field > Jingle

>Bastion
Antique > Gearbot > Woodbot > Steambot > Overgrown
>Hanzo
Lone Wolf > Okami > Young Master > Young Hanzo
>Junkrat
Dr. Junkenstein > Hayseed > Scarecrow > Jester > Fool
>Mei
Rescue Mei > Luna > Mei-rry > Firefighter > Chang'e > Abominable > Yeti Hunter
>Torbjorn
Santaclad > Barbarossa > Deadlock > Chief Engineer Lindholm > Blackbeard > Chopper > Ironclad
>Widowmaker
Huntress > Talon > Odette > Noire > Comtesse > Odile

>D.Va
Police Officer > B.Va > Palanquin > Junebug > Scavenger > Junker
>Orisa
Null Sector > Dynastinae > Megasoma > Carbon Fiber > Protector
>Reinhardt
Blackhardt > Balderich > Bloodhardt > Wujing > Stonehardt > Lionhardt > Greifhardt
>Roadhog
Mako > Junkenstein's Monster > Toa > Sharkbait > Islander
>Winston
Explorer > Yeti > Frogston > Safari > Undersea > Wukong
>Zarya
Weightlifter > Champion > Arctic > Siberian Front > Industrial > Cybergoth

>Ana
Captain Amari > Wasteland > Horus > Wadjet
>Lucio
Ribbit > Seleção > Hippityhop > Striker > Slapshot > Breakaway
>Mercy
Witch > Combat Medic Ziegler > Devil > Valkyrie > Sigrun > Imp
>Symmetra
Goddess > Devi > Vishkar > Architect
>Zenyatta
Nutcracker > Sunyatta > Ifrit > Sanzang > Djinnyatta > Ra

>losing 0-2
>suddenly win one game
>enemy team feels so damn threaten they switched to triple tank
Fucking fags man. There should be a limit to tanks if they're all gonna be this stupidly strong

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>Ana disappears and does nothing after her "death" for 6 years
>Soldier disappears does nothing after his "death" for 5 years


>Reaper immediately starts fucking shit up and starts hunting down all Overwatch agents one by one

Why is Reaper so based?

Are uprising boxes still dropping?

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>>175618559
Greetings~
Symmetra main here, ask me anything.

>>175622328
Favorite skin?

>>175622328
How's the autism?

>>175622219
>blackwatch mccree
>best

his gun looks like ass, especially gold

>>175622219
You suck

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>>175622219
>any orisa skin without eyes
>good

>>175618559

>/owg/ doesn't recommend Timthetatman stream
>tune in anyway to see what he's all about
>see a guy getting salty as fuck
>laugh
>shit I'm actually entertained
>subscribe

>>175622420
Just got that skin yesterday and the gun looks like some kind of abomination

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3000 gold. Do I buy Mercy skin or Orisa skin?

>>175622219
>talon
>not best widowmaker legendary

also you forgot Bajie for hog

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>Uprising extended for 24h
>already opened arcade boxes
>only dupes
Comp it is, then.

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>>175622185

>>175622373
Architect or Vampire.

>>175622589
you could always... buy some boxes

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>Get waifu mercy skin at the last box

BLESS
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>>175622219
>el blanco
>not the best reaper skin
I can't believe someone has suchs hit taste

>>175622568
What do you play more as?

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>>175622686
Nice

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Name a more cancerous and unfun character to fight against.

>bullshit slow and stun
>retardedly-strong projectile
>invincible 6-second heal on way too short a cooldown
>complete area blockage also on way too short a cooldown
>gains Ult charge faster than any other character and her Ult completely ignores LoS

Only Symmetra comes close. Fuck this bitch with a chainsaw covered in burning acid.

>play 1v1
>it's never a hero you have more than 2 hours in

>>175622784
>le edgy mexicano

off yourself

wait, so the event is finished but you can still get some of the items via normal grinding?

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>>175622219
>>Widowmaker
>Huntress > Talon

Switch those around and you'd be correct

>>175622808
Soldier 76
Roadhog

>>175622808
a good Tracer
a good Widowmaker

>>175622808
Ana, Genji, Roadhog

special mention to a widow who's capable of aiming but those are so rare it's a non issue basically

>>175622784
>El Blanco
>not Mariachi
Faggot.

>>175622845
>literally the least edgy skin
I'd ask you to do the same, fag.

>>175622847
Basically, everything from the event was re-enabled for an extended time except for the PvE modes.

>>175622808
her ult does have line of sight tho? there was a webm where someone hid behind a tree while in the circle and wasnt affected

also does she still get ult charge if people attack her while she is in the ice block?

> level 498
> been playing ow since launch
> people were silver in the first month

How do people level up so quickly

>>175622937
Mariachi is garbage compared to el banco

>>175622928
>>175622927
>>175622884
Now try them when she's behind several barriers, inside a bubble, Sound Barrier'd, has Mercy sucking her ass, is in the middle of her team, and/or your team sucks ass.

>>175623047
They play for 8+hours aday

>>175622784
>>175622845
>>175622937
>>175622945
>>175623090
>playing reaper

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>>175623167
don't remind me

>>175623104
>Now try them when she's behind several barriers, inside a bubble, Sound Barrier'd, has Mercy sucking her ass, is in the middle of her team, and/or your team sucks ass.

Ana, Roadhog and Widow would still be more annoying

>>175623034
>her ult does have line of sight tho?

I've been frozen behind walls and on the second story of buildings completely out of sight of the little robot.

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Alright, /owg/. I want you to represent your waifu with your favorite image of him or her, and judge each other.

Hold the fucking phone bud, you can still get Uprising loot boxes?

And HOTS still isn't updated???

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>>175622185

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>>175623292

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>>175623292

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>>175623292
Ok

>>175622808

> Symmetra
> Pharah

GGEZ

>>175622040
Yeah, even after all the patches it's literally still "Whoever can roll D.Va and Zarya win the game"

Defense Matrix is the most cancerous shit I've ever seen in an FPS.

Welp, first loot box down, nothing good, AS EXPECED

>>175618969
Godbless you but I couldn't. Towards the end I was 5 gold away from getting the one damn skin I wanted after opening 70+ boxes and going up 50+ levels. I gave the f* up and decided to regroup for Cop Dva

>>175622219
Shit taste overall

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Why is she so perfect /b/ros?

>>175622808
>Thinks Mei and Sym are difficult to fight against
I'm guessing you need healing?

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>>175623292
>This skin that never was.

>>175622219
You sound like an edgelord

>>175623292
I'm not allowed to post my favorite image of mercy on here.

>trying to buy a few last loot boxes
>check out never stops loadin
fuck
quick, bastion or orisa

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>>175623292

>>175623794
orisa

>>175623648
When you have to take points and payloads, they are. Only one person can be Widowmaker dinking at them from a mile away.

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>>175623292
I love the linework and the coloring on yours!

>>175623625
I like that she's evil.

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Which girl is the best one to see with an arrow going through her pretty head?

>>175622808
Symmetra
Widowmaker

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>>175623292
Cupcakes!

>>175623950
Beautiful.

How do I play Mystery Duel without blacking out and strangling my dog to death when it's over????

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Would the game improve if Ana and 76 were deleted? They are too versatile

>>175623913
Junker is honestly the character I want to see the most out of. Would love to see a cinematic with him in it. He's so charming, in his own weird way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiz6LB_jhQM&feature=youtu.be

have i earned my widow skin yet blizzard?

>>175624040
Wish I had good ones for Mercy and D.Va, though. Mei has a really good death face. The eyes rolling back in her head really does it.

>>175622808
Genji is the least fun character to fight against, but at least it's like pulling a tooth. If you pin him down, he's dead quick. Unlike D.Va's DM which in the right hands will basically need a Hog or a Zarya.

Some of those things like gaining Ult charge faster than anyone else is just plain false. She's the most annoying to fight during stalling but that's more a case against map design.

>>175624161
He really is! I'm willing to wait until the story really gets going and Chu has a solid reason to bring him in, but I'm hoping he gets a good short!

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PART 2 OF NEXUS CHALLENGE IS UP BOYS GO GO GO GO DVA COP SKIN

>5 am
>EU arcade takes forever to find a game
>internet too shitty to handle NA servers

The time extended better actually be 24 hours so I can grind my boxes when I wake up. Opened one box I got from leveling up just now, 1 blue and 3 silvers again. I'm not staying up for this shit anymore.

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>>175623986
One reverse image search and I was easily able to shame the shit out of you for apparently loving Sombra but constantly posting that shit 500x500 tumblr version.

Shame, Anon.

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>>175624369
>The time extended better actually be 24 hours
It is.

>>175623902
> Pharah
> Soldier
> McCree
> Hanzo (lel)
> Widowmaker
> Ana
> Bastion
> Junkrat

Anything else? And your capping the point argument is bad. Have your tanks stand on the point and have your dps and support take advantageous positions, congratulations Mei and Symm are no longer a problem.

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>>175622808
Sym
Torb
Ana
76
Roadhog
Mercy
Pharah

>>175624427
>soft DSL
nice

>>175624441
They literally let the lunar event go on for almost a whole other week lol

>>175624369
What's your ping like on NA servers?
I get 120ms playing from EU. Not perfect but playable.

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>>175623625
It's that bleu skin and voice for me.

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>>175624427
I expected it to save the full thing, I didn't know it would save the smaller one then not fuckin tell me there's a big boy version

it says uprising event is still going on but it doesn't show the arcade mode up, is this intentional?

>>175624606
>>175624441

>>175624360
no it isnt you fuckstain

>>175624360
are you memeing me?

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>>175623292

>>175624643
got em

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Post lovely asses and crotches of dead female characters!

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>>175623292

> No More EZ Mode Event for Boxes

Fuck this shit.

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>charges in alone while the rest of us are waiting in spawn to group up
>gets picked 1v6
>blames healers who were both in respawn

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>>175624795

Sombra really need a buff, she's the only reliable way to counter cancer like Mei but she's fucking terrible herself.

>>175624843
>6000x6000

pls no

>>175624360
Can you still get the Genji skin?

>Defense on mystery
>we roll 6 healers, no tank so we get curbstomped first point
>2nd point we never get healers so we cant last and we DIE and LOSE

Kaplan genuinely die

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>>175624836
It's coming back later

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>>175624889

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>white kids pronouncing Sombra as "sawm-bruh"

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>rushing 3v3 for last minute boxes
>get blackwatch genji

I can sleep well tonight.

>>175624908
>i suck at a hero, it needs to be buffed to compensate for my shitty playing abilities

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>>175625101
>giving a single shit about some 3rd world language

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I fucking hate Roadhog so much.

>>175624603
No worries bud, but for all I know that tumblr post was the largest version because tumblr is retarded. You should have reverse image searched it right away through google and looked for the origin.

Also protip: if you're saving an image from twitter always add :orig to the end of the image address and go to that, like "bullshit.jpg:orig" you can get the image in original or approaching original resolution.

>>175624482
>mei tosses her robot onto the point then puts up an ice wall, all get frozen, dead
>symm tosses her barrier with her team behind it, runs behind them to the point, microwaves your team in the fracus

Those two and Mercy's invincible ult are the Triforce of horseshit in this game.

>>175624795
>>175624889
*BRRRRPFFFFFT*

>>175625209
Shit man, thanks.

>>175625064
delet this pls mei is not for sexual
i wont ask a second time ;)

>>175625040

I got work man, i aint got time to wait.

>just trying to do my arcade boxes
>game only puts me into losing matches

>>175625101
>not saying ta-co

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>1v1 mystery hero
>sombra v sombra

this is way more fun than it should be

>>175625486
Well you've got 21h30m until it ends

>>175625040
>Gets cuf off early
>I don't get home until 5:30 pm most days

Thanks Blizzard.

>>175625575

I thought it ended at Midnight or something

>>175625564
it's really not

>china forcing game devs to reveal probality of item drops
>yfw you see overwatch
probability of each item being a dupe is flat 70% regardless of how many thing you've unlocked

i fucking know this is true. They'll probably just change the algorithm for china now anyway.

>i play really good
>team plays like trash
>i tell them what they are doing wrong but they just get mad at me
>lose the game because my team doesn't listen
>get ranked down
>play another game
>try to explain to my team that I know more than they do and they should listen to me
>it just makes them mad
>lose again
If it wasn't for these teams I'd be Challenger by now

>>175625101
i like queso cheese with my crunchy carney assahdah tahcoes

> Too many messages sent

Why does Blizzard hate fun?

>>175625214
>McCree who thinks he will High Noon my res
>Dink them dead in the time of my invulnerability
>Tracer sticks me with Pulse Bomb
>Shake it off with a res
I can't believe people defend this change. Even Zen can be pulled and knocked back while invulnerable, Mei can't move, Reaper can't use his guns or teleport.

>>175625671
Why is this bad? If you have unlocked over 50% of the stuff dupes equal more gold which equals more freedom to buy skins.

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>>175620593
He had to go to new yorkof course he started drinking.

Also do you think he makes the VA's say the voicelines he wrote for them as he fucks them?

>>175625696
The trick is to have friends or not to be a cunt about it

>>175625808
you have to open a shitload of boxes to get enough gold to buy anything and dupes are way too frequent to just be random chance.

I hate arcade mode but I want my fucking lootboxes.

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>QP
>every attack team is 5DPS memeshit
>every defense team is symtorb barrierwatch + mercy

>>175625920
Just buy them instead :^)

>>175625214
Ice wall only works if you are on ground floor, same with barrier. Plenty of heroes have varying levels of vertical mobility and can easily escape a Mei/Symm. ESPECIALLY if they are running straight at you. Pharah literally hard counters the fuck out of a Mei/symm combo and any midrange hero should be winning those duels more often than not. Finally Zarya checks both of those heroes pretty well.

Mei and Symm take advantage of unorganized teams with bad aim. Just because you fit into one of those categories doesn't make them OP, it makes you/your team bad

>>175625969
>quickplay

>decide to dump 30 bucks into 33 boxes to get the Mercy skin
>already opened 40 Uprising boxes
>73 Uprising boxes opened
>got every single Uprising Legendary skin and several other legendary skins as well as every single Uprising Epic
>EXCEPT THE MERCY SKIN

They have some kind of sensor detecting who you currently play the most and specifically don't give you an item for that hero, right?

This is fucking unreal. I got the Pharah emote 7 times, 2 legendary Credit drops and the Overwatch Torbjörn and Blackwatch McCree twice each but god forbid I get the fucking Mercy skin.

>>175625425
She's for murdering and enjoying the beauty of her corpse.

>>175625917
No. If you have unlocked most of everything dupes purely equates to faster gold generation.
Consider if you have unlocked most legendary skins everytime one drops its 200 gold.

>>175625909
>The trick is to have friends
A-a-anon...

>when we were introducing a character like Orisa there were going to be a lot more barriers in play. So we started to think, well those barriers might get really frustrating to players. We think it’s cool gameplay and adds a lot when it’s on your team

So are barriers cool gampelay?

>>175626054
I'm just hoping these skins are available in another event down the line.
I just need the Tracer one.

>>175625729
it's more funny that way desu, like rocket league disabling the chat when you're being autistic

DOES ANYONE WANT TO TEAM UP ON NA PC FOR A LAST MINUTE ATTEMPT TO FINISH UP EXPERT AND LEGENDARY WHEN IT GOES LIVE AGAIN?

>>175625156

Muhhh WALLLL

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>>175623292

Got a tip for you. If you always play competitive in a group all the time, try to solo. It's actually way easier and you will determine if you are being held back by your teammates or not.

I played solo yesterday and today and gained 250SR. I'm on a winstreak and just got 40SR last game.

>>175625671
this is demonstrably untrue.

>>175618684
In what nightmare realm is this meant to exist?

>>175625830
wow, widows voice actor is beautiful.

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Why is Winston there?

>>175626638
Winston is fine. Why is Widow there?

>>175626158
That skin is really bad though

>>175626638
DELET THIS

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le ironing

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>>175626578
She is half british and half french. She has written a book. She is also a mezzosoprano singer.

>>175626087
You have friends don't you? People you like tk spend time with? People who like to spend time with you? Surely you do, everyone has friends

>stuck in gold
>won 6 straight 1v1s against diamond-master

Really makes me think

>>175626304
Not only that but you lose less rating.

2 stacks are the way to go. 3 stacks are alright, but you risk being paired up against 6 stacks. 4 or more is shit

>>175626638
he doesn't know
they just kinda started and he has no idea what to do
he's been there too long at this point to gracefully leave
he's also been there too long to join in without it being weird
he's just standing there trying to look casual around his only friends but they got weird and now he's stuck
someone help wonton

>>175626638
He is always in porn in the background for some reason

>>175625729
>will never be able to turn character voices off so I dont have to listen to a tryhard fagget in QP spam group up
fucking kill me

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>walk into one of the kitchens on base for some coffee
>see this

What do?

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>sitting at 2700 coins
>10 minutes before the event's supposed to end
>fuck it, just buy the sprays and voicelines that I was kinda interested in before they're all gone
>
>the event comes back
>could've gotten a few boxes and probably another 300 coins
>could've gotten Blackwatch McCree
>now I can't
> unless I buy a bunch of lootboxes with real-world shekels

JEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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>Whole lot of nothingwhole event
>Event ended, sad
>Event back up
>Boxes reset
>Get the legendary I want
>Get the icon I want
>Get the highlight intro I want

Current voiceline metas

tracer - you got it
lucio - boop
rein - smashing
ana - damn
dva - aw yeah
trash - Gong Xi Fa Cai

>>175626968
Take a picture. Leak it to the public. Laugh as their careers are ruined.

>>175626968
>you faggots stole all the colour again, what the fuck guys?

>>175626861
Git gud at teamplay and positioning and you might be up here with the big guys some day, goldie :)

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>>175625969
>none of the dps players think ''hey maybe I should switch to something useful'' instead they just blame each other and play the I have more golds game
How are we this far into the games life and people dont realize how useless dps class is excluding 76

Did the event get extended?

>>175627240
no

REMOVE OASIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>175626861
idk what to tell you. I played bastion exclusively and hit 3000 relatively easily.

Some tips:
always pick your best hero. If the team wants to win someone else will suck it up and fill. If you believe you are the best player on your team then you have the right to pick whatever you want.

Be as disrespectful to your opponents as possible. Tilt is a real thing. Cant tell you how many retards at low level have lost it because they are getting teabagged by a bastion player and try to come at me for revenge kills when im standing with my team

Fuck the meta. At low SR playing a hero you are good at matters so much more than playing a meta hero u dont understand.

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>>175623292

>Silver face plate comes into match
>"Hey guys, lets have fun!"
>Gets carried with no medal, or at best healing medal
What is this shit? I fear having any silver levels on my team because of this shit.

>>175626968
Call them faggots, take a picture, leak it on the internet.

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>>175627319
>he memed his way to 3000

Why are you so angry?

What happened to this thread? It used to be so lively back in the days.

>>175627712
Event ended, everyone goes back to not giving a shit about the game.

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>>175627712
game's been shit since the ana patch, we've ran out of waifu """discussion""" and we're not allowed to post porn

>>175627113
I'm usually the one who tells the team to group up and screams at my Zen to call discord so I can follow up.

since Dva is pretty much a celeb, she probably has guys throwing themselves at her

do you think she likes to get gangfucked by hot korean boys?

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>>175627060
>>175627623

>leak it onto the internet
>both get tons of offers for "photoshoots" together for several thousand dollars

>impulse buy 57 boxes because like hell am I not gonna get that Ironclad Torbjörn
>be at 1500 credits
>don't get it
>have 4960 credits now
>it's the only Skin/Emote/Intro I'm missing

I opened over 100 fucking Uprising boxes and now have a Legendary skin for every single hero except my main roster. What the fuck is this bullshit?

Also, why do event Legendary dupes, which I got around 6 of, also only give 200 credits and not 600 to make up for it being an event item?

Oh right, I forgot, Blizazrd are a bunch of jews.

>>175627998
Women in general have men thrown at them 24/7. Not just celebrities.

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>Current year
>Roadhog still has a zone of instant-death with the world's most forgiving hook in the history of gaming.
>If Roadhog's feeling saucy he can still one-shot anyone with equal or less health than an un-health-boosted Mei/Reaper thanks to M2 being a beach ball Launch Hanzo envies.

I fucking hate this game.

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>>175627712
The general lives and dies by patches. The longer we go from a patch the dedder it gets so now three weeks after Uprising we're going back into the typical lull.

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>enemy genji is raping our backline the whole game
>suggest our roadhog to switch to winston
>he goes apeshit and just sits in spawn

I don't think I can't take this game anymore.

>>175628069
>first skin I get is Mercy skin
>I don't play and can't play Mercy ever because I'm shit with her

>>175628015
>Find out two of the top officers are romantically involved
>Professionalism compromised
>Public trust in the organization has already been on a steady decline
>Thinking they'd get invited for "photoshoots" instead

>>175628129
>>175628168
> Genji complaining about Roadhog
> Roadhog complaining about Genji
> Literally 30 seconds apart

This is why nobody takes this general seriously

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>>175627849
Let's discuss widowmakers VA talking about sex in her new book.

>>175628210
porn is porn

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>>175628168
>He goes apeshit

Well, anon, did he or didn't he Winston?

>>175628293
>porno
>hystéro
francophones get on it

>>175627849
But the meta has never been greater.

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>>175628248
I knew someone was going to bring that up so I quickly screened my lowest play time.

(Most played is Symmetra at 48)

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>frequently win 3v1 as genji
>cant defeat pharah ever because she lives in outer space

>>175628431
the only reason tank meta ended is because we got bored of it desu
ana, lucio, 76, rein, hog, and zarya is still totallly viable and ana is more than capable of keeping up all three tanks by herself, it's just boring

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>>175626031
>Zarya checks both of those heroes pretty well

Not with her two-second bubbles and needing to be at high power to kill them ebfore she gets frozen or microwaved.

>do capture the flag because thats legit the only mode that should be quick wins
>instead i get fucking widowmaker hanzo genji ana mcree teams
>enemy teams are all bastion/torb/sym a tank a offense and a heal

Please just let me get my loot boxes blizzard

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>>175628646

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>>175628090
yeh but dva would have the pick of the litter

>tfw she probably stores cumloads in her pussy while inside the mech

>>175628595
why is the fact that those guys are viable bad? I can still run any other hero outside of what you mentioned just fine too, which is already better than any of the other seasons.

>>175628431
>never been greater
>Ana still best healer
>Lucio still best utility
>Zarya still best safe pick
>Reinhardt still best tank
>Soldier strong enough to outdamage almost every character in the game no matter the range
The meta right now is just as stupid as it has always been.

>>175628595
Pretty much this. Tank meta might even be better now that Lucio can heal for so goddamn much

Come back for the Event and realize why I stopped playing.

>>175628293
Lewd.

>>175626898
why not the foreground? What's wrong with some monkey cock?

>>175628779
The point hes making is that those characters are only viable because pretty much everyone hated tank meta.

If tank meta comes back i guarantee youll see a lot less of those off meta picks

>ctf
>im the only one defending because no one on my team wants to defend
>my team gets killed by their defense
>I get swarmed by their attackers
>they blame me for not winning a 1v3

wew

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>when you lower your 1v1 elo to bronze for ez wins

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>>175628951
Hes a ape and also a highly respected scientist.

And also not for lewd.

>>175628504
>can't win 3v1 and go weeb enough to break through space to bring Pharah down at the same time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkTC5_381bI
You're playing one of three characters that can reach that isn't another Pharah you fag.

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>>175628767
cute perky butt!

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So when are they finally going to make D.Va's Mekka guns deal damage again?

Didn't she already spend enough time in the nerf zone?
Seriously, I consistently deal more damage with her out-of-mech peashooter gun than with her big cannons, even at point-blank range.

>>175628818
as long as shitters keep picking ana and playing her like widowmaker she will never get nerfed

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>>175629190
gengu is not for lewds anon

Say your friend doesn't own Overwatch but does the Nexus shit, do they unlock it when they get OW? Or do they have to own the game first?

>>175629219
she was killing Roadhog and that's a no-no