/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

Lei will be mine, Acat stands no chance.

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Catboy hour has begun!

>>175098679
This Midlander LOVES catboy hour.

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Good evening gamers and gamer gals

We here at NO FUN ALLOWED <<LEAF>> are proud to continue to announce the launch of Balmung's ONLY all-inclusive /vg/ Free company!

We have:
- An open door policy to all /vg/ users!
- No overbearing social conduct rules!
- No voting on new members - all of /vg/ are welcome!
- Catgirls!(is this something to advertise?!)

For information PST to Adelais Auteuil or Gordian Ramsay or feel free to submit an application with "vg" in the contents.

>>175098692
i dont get it

>>175098756
>Kiss

No thanks.

>>175098813
I'm beautiful in-game, I swear...

>>175098756
lmao it seems like people are smart enough not to join your doomed fc

>>175098756
You don't even play the game, why should I join a shitty /vg/ fc?
So you spam epic maymays and gossip about the thread?

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>>175098636
Cute cat, would pet/10

>>175098756
Don't give up.

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>>175098679

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>>175098679
Kugane awaits...

>>175098756
Ill only join if poopbox joins

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Fancy Lizards

>>175099159
two really cute characters that i wish would pet and or hug me more than they already do

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Hey its me

>>175099159
Who is the cat on the right?

>>175099173
Assholes like you are why I reach out and befriend otherwise nice people who get shit on in the thread if they're not batshit insane. You claim that people who post their character and avatar in the thread are cancerous when you're the only one/s who get booty flustered and froth at the mouth over stupid shit. Take your vendetta and leave, autist.

Do any catboys want to be impaled on a fat elezen COCK

>>175099104
idk man, I'm pretty sure everyone in the FC atm plays the game. That said, we're in the middle of a pre-expac content lull, so it's perfectly normal for people to just want to chill and talk with other people. If you wanna meme at us, that's up to you, but I'm sure you could find something more productive to do with your time.

>>175099517
Now THAT is a cute cat!

>>175099643
more productive like transferring to gilg for 3 days for a flimsy e-relationship and spamming the thread for hours on end and then meltdowning and going back to your containment server?

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>>175098679
Oh no

>>175099760
LEAF post

>>175099832
>selfie shot at the anime convention

>>175099832
Liked and subscribed. Cute selfie

BORDERLINE DISGUSTINGLY SLOPPY LALAFELL SMOOCHES

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>>175099832

This is my favorite cat.

>>175099558
>mado
>not batshit insane

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LF cute catboy to run content with me and maybe give away my heart on Dec. 26, PST...

What's the correct way to Paean a WAR?

>>175099901
Don't WORRY. I'm just a no name. I'm just here to admire cats and wish one would talk to me ingame. :') Too bad none of them go for cute little midlanders.

>>175099558
Their autistic behavior is caused by Mado's diaper fetish ( yeah it's gross but to each their own ). There are plenty of other people spamming images for attention, but they specifically target him because of it.

>>175100070
>Too bad none of them go for cute little midlanders.
you are lying about something here.

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>>175096313
That's a pretty interesting filter, I like it

>>175100061
Ok why do you keep repeating and mentioning that song? Seriously, it's not even sort of funny, you are incredibly annoying to be around and I feel bad for Adelais.

>>175099558
Tell us your in game name champ, because I have a feeling you just dropped your trip, sandspic.

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>>175099832
Good boy.

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>>175099159
Now slowly back off from MY Lei before I cut you into pieces.

>>175100138
I am little AND cute okay? Everyone says so AND I get hugs and pets all the time!

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catarino

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>>175100170
My God, I thought you were someone to rely on...

>>175100417
post pics, do you like catboys?

>>175100170
Kiss is cute and nice. Do not bully her.

>>175100526
Depends! Are you a Seeker or Keeper? (Protip: I like both.)

>>175100473
stupid stupid stupid

>>175100647
Fanged keeper of course!!

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>>175098679

>>175099284
Very fancy but also very FLAT. Also Hyur when?

>>175100747
IMPORTANT pop quiz: do you like Midlanders with short hair?

>>175100886
yes

>>175100752
I want to see this catboy mindbroken on his knees with cum leaking from his mouth and ass.

>>175100939
Another important question I suppose, are you on Balmung?

>>175101070
y-yes

>>175101132
Here's where I get awkward and shy and not know how to continue :')

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>>175075696
>What do you like to watch/listen while you farming?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7K6ncUwFrw

>>175100879
all characters in this game are pretty fucking flat

>>175101263
Post a pic! or a name!

>>175101329
Flat Midlander cuties are CUTE.

Why did Mel leave LEAF

>>175101358
I'm Talyhn Kanaru. Say hi sometime!

>>175101070
It's Mel.

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>>175100879
Super FLAT.
And idk, maybe sometime. I like my lizard too much.

>>175101437
Mel wanted to date Adelais but Putt is already marrying her so he had a meltdown.

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>>175101529
cute granny.

>>175101545
I'm not whoever that is! I'm me!

>>175101653
Well that certainly explains a lot.

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>>175099760
woah thank you!!

>>175099901
I am NOT in LEAF

>>175101329
The only literally flat characters are Lalafells. The rest are small. Shit like Minfilia are medium. It's not black and white.

>>175101686
It's cuter in person, promise!

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Meow

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>>175101545
wtf I'm with someone

>>175102030
why did you break up with kissyscales

>>175101809
>kissa7.jpg

please do not tell me this is some Kiss groupie.

>>175102141
Kiss is with that fishgirl isn't he?

Beepy's my friend and I joined adelais' fc for a bit then remembered there's no reason for me to be in FCs that aren't rank 8 because I am an exp leech

http://eu.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/8912289/

LOOK AT THIS CUTE CATBOY IN LEAF

>>175102290
You're really not doing your FC any favors by making it out to be a shitposting conglomerate.

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>>175102290
>hot catmen
>miner
>never EB'd
WHO IS THIS HOW DO I MARRY HIM

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>>175102447
What else except shitposting would you expect from an FC named Leaf?

Remember to take your cloud to Dravanian Hinterlands and surf with your friends!

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Lalafell

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>>175102159
Kissa means cat in finlan

The more you know...

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>>175102570
Leaf the shitposting to them

What's being memed when people say Wanderer's Minuet makes Bard M O R E fun?

It doesn't make the job drastically different. It doesn't even make it POSITIVELY different. Prior to WM your gameplay already consisted of firing away from a safe place. Situations where your 1 second cast times are fucked with are few and far in between. There are also few situations where you would even stance dance with it since it's a straight up dps loss. It's practically an Anti-Lightspeed that doesn't do anything at best and a minor bother at worst

I came from caster jobs so having a cast time doesn't phase me at all

>>175102787
Only a stupid fujo with a hot, hung catboy could say something so cringy.

>>175102570
Come on, man, I didn't mean it like that. Adelais wants to make it a real thing with stability and a sense of community. I get that they're all excited about starting something new, but advertising through obnoxious shitposting is only going to attract other obnoxious shitposters and cause other or new players who would otherwise consider joining something all-inclusive to think twice about it.

>>175102889
I'm a boy!

>>175096313
who is this

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>>175102895
naming your 4chan fc 'LEAF' and trying to say youre avoiding shitposting is kind of dubious.

>>175100061
Can you remove those things on your cheeks please, they're super ugly.
Thanks.

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Stop posting on /xivg/.

>>175103118
Don't insult Pikachu.

>>175103031
I don't know this ancient meme lore.

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>>175103118
No, I don't think so... sorry.

>>175103124
1v1 me, mandatory Blood for Blood. You won't

>>175102881
It doesn't make it more fun, people complain that they can't have 100% uptime on damage and deal with mechanics without any drawback like in 2.0.
Sure wonder why they got a cast time.

>>175099558
I bet you ERPd Paks with that attitude

>>175103316
I don't play DPS in PvP.

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It's high time for Highlanders.

>>175100139
Myse...?

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>>175099923
>>175099958
>>175100013
>>175100218

Reminder that cats are the shittiest race.

>>175103537
looking lonely there need company?

>>175103242
Canadians are massive shitposters.
Canada flag is a leaf.
leaf posters are massive shitposters.

Get it? They are like the Australians of North America.

>>175103316
He just gets carried as Paladin, like Colin does.

>>175103641
hello

>>175099159
why did you save this...

>>175103537
Futa hour is my favorite too

>>175103342
will you be my gf?

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>>175098679
One day there'll be a Battle Royal to end these hours.
The only survivor will be the catboy healer who promised to heal his party.

>>175104006
who wouldn't save the cutest couple in /xivg/?

>>175104006
My guess is they want your catcock, but that is just my 2 cents.

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>>175103763
>unironically proud americans in 2017
reather be aussie than americuck

>>175103763
Americans are the worst shitposters, let's not bring Cucknadians into this.

England is and always will be king.

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>leafs desperate to shift blame to someone else

fuck off canada

>>175104213
>>175104175
Canadians in denial.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iZu0MwudLr

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>>175102895
A lot of FCs on Balmung were made under the pretense of creating a more stable community. What makes your FC different?

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*blocks your path*

>>175104263
I just told you I was English.
>Americunts in charge of reading
>Americunts in charge of anything intellectual

>making flat chested characters
>calling them futa as well
>tee hee im a boy
>gets offended when trying to bottom them/only wants to top
just make a fucking dude you weirdos

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Catboy hour is over, Elezen hour now in effect.

>>175104121
Maybe, but we all know that the Elezen are going to win. Catboys are too busy off getting fucked somewhere and lalafell are subhuman garbage without a chance.

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>>175104121
>>175104313
Post exposed catdaddy abs

>>175103906
Paladin is up there with healers as the hardest to play in PvP.

I played DPS in PvP in other games, I just don't play it in FFXIV.

>>175104265
this isn't okay

>>175104054
do you have a house

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>>175104379
I can't do anything right...

>>175104448
a cottage...

>>175104276
Not in one.
But it's still easy to recognize behavioral patterns and deduce their potential ramifications. This is all speculation, but still fairly likely.

>>175104375
Hardest for you to play, considering you barely have above 50% winrate and the worst winrate/games played ratio out of top 25.

>>175104368
>muscle slider for Miqo'te never
Why did you have to remind me...

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>>175104121
So be it then

its another cat in a black bikini/moonfire shit
get some class and be creative with lewd

>>175104765
>>175104121
Don't make me put you in the get-along shirt, I'll fucking do it.

>>175104618
>velvet hits diamond/top 10 in short order for the second time
>you salty shitpost about it because you can't

lmao

>>175104940

>50% winrate

>>175104940
He's upset because he fell off top 100.

>>175104929
Less distance to wrestle my enemy down. Do it!

>>175104375
Yet I had a 90% win rate in LP. Really makes you think, doesn't it?

I also started the season on tilt. Paladin is at the mercy of its team. If you have weaker DPS and healers than the other team, it becomes impossible to carry. Any good PvPer will tell you the same thing. If the teams are equal, then Paladin can carry. Paladin shines most at the highest level of PvP, and requires more awareness than any other role.

>>175105147
Don't even bother replying, the dude has his head up his ass and has never been past gold. He not know.

>>175104502
im digging deeper than a ditch but don't feel bad you'll probably get a nice catgirl sometime soon

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>>175104929
>>175105113
I'm allergic to polyester

>>175103537
How can one hug this cutie?

>>175105330
t-thanks

>>175100170
me and kistol had fun playing pubg last night desu

I NEED THE HUSBANDO ROULETTE

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>>175102971
Just a cute blue cat that used to post here.

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>>175104940
Sorry monkeyface, but unlike you, I have better winrate with less games played.
But keep staying shit on Paladin, gorilla.

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>>175105113
>>175105334
Stobbit. Don't make me log in and yell at you two.

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PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER

itty bitty head

>>175104692
name, server, and EB status?

>>175105334
Shinji, get in the get-along shirt.

I'm new here. Who are the big names in /xivg/? Which FCs are the most notorious? Who should I watch out for, and who should I admire? Help me out!

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>>175105614
>>175105738
heck

>>175105147

>90% winrate in LP
>Where 99% of the matches are stomping completely clueless players until they stop queing

>>175105610
I said I started the season on tilt, and you're playing Aether. It's easier to have a higher win rate on Aether. I'm sure you selectively queue and/or have alt roles too, whereas I'll keep playing even if the odds are against me (people who will throw, or are just genuinely not good at all and nearly impossible to win with).

>>175105908
run while you can

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>>175105738
>>175105927

>>175105593
im @exotic who this

>>175105965
>It's easier to have a higher win rate on Aether.

It is the opposite actually.

>>175105973
I don't know, Anon. It seems interesting. Who is CG that people were talking about in the last thread? Why do people hate <<LEAF>> so much? I swear to God I honestly don't know and am not shilling.

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Soon, everyone will know how my hell burns...

>>175105529
Does the roulette have gross fujos on it and what's the guarantee I'll get to marry them?

>>175105908
andmire NO ONE from these thread
maybe bhrams and ippiki on gameplay alone as they are good tanks
abe is a good bard he goes under aika now
everyone else in the thread? they are all bad at the game. and most were carried. basically if you see their faces in the thread more than three times and/or they have a trip you should avoid
also avoid yysara at all costs they might seem nice but they just want to get in your pants and will leave you when they are done, we dont need another scorned person shitposting the thread.

>>175106206
Yea I heard some STDs can burn as hell

>>175106185
Shut up

>>175106206
don't say h*ll, that's a swear

>>175106305
Sorry. I really wasn't looking to cause trouble. I just want to play in a /vg/ FC and I don't know where to go, and I'm too lazy to search the archives to learn who all these people are.

>>175106284
>they just want to get in your pants and will leave you when they are done
I don't ERP.

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>>175104523
I apologize. I thought you were a part of this new FC being mentioned. That being said, your concern isn't really the only one I share. There is usually a positive correlation with intracommunal drama and the amount of shitposting on /xivg/ that is attached to an FC's name. So much so that it makes me rather leery of anyone mentioning inclusivity because sooner or later, something is going to test that claim.

>>175104367
So when did this scheduling become a thing?

>>175106185
>>175106284
I remember when samefagging wasn't this obvious.

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>>175106298
Wrap it before you tap it, kid.
>>175106360
You won't have to worry about swears where you're going! >w<

>>175106091
It's really not. There's a greater sample of players to draw from which means you're not as likely to get matched with the same people over and over again.

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>>175106446
Not samefagging.

>>175105965
>I am shit and keep making up excuses, after even pretending to call you out as someone else

And this is why nobody likes you, but keep chainqueuing hoping to get carried like you currently do, coinflip player.

>>175106091
You are replying to a delusional tranny that doesn't even have the guts to be honest about his pathetic videogame performance, don't bother.

mommy

It says a lot about mental stability if you can't make friends normally.

>>175106284
This is the best tank of /xivg/

https://www.fflogs.com/rankings/character/3389100/latest/

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>:C

>>175106626
how do you make friends normally?

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>>175106025
Just a lover of blue catgirls.

>>175106393
the people in this thread do not know the meaning of no, they will keep plotting on trying to fuck your character, saying you dont erp makes them gas for you harder because they view fucking you at this point is some kind of sick achievement, some do it in a way to try to mold you into their desired slut. if you ant to communicate with anyone here you need to know this first. be blunt, be hard, swat them back and reject their advances every time, if they use scummy tactics that in an attempt to make you feel guilty/shitty person, put them on blast in shout chat. be careful little anon.

>>175106723
angery kitter

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>>175106356
>29-30
Taken, fuggas

>>175106737
If you have to ask you are beyond help.

>>175106356

Rolling

>>175106356
>tfw I've /pet half of the boys on that chart.

>>175106980
what the heck my poor head

>>175106792
>saying you dont erp makes them gas for you harder because they view fucking you at this point is some kind of sick achievement
Nobody is a victim of this.

>>175106356
i would feel bad for anyone who got a fujo since they are more if a wife than a husband.

>>175106356

Who even are 80% of these people? So many literal whos

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>>175106847

>>175106356
I need 15-16 to give him a creampie.

>>175106356
Yes!
Not on that list!
Guess I will see who I get anyway!

Hello, I would like one (1) Lalafell wife please.

>>175106563
If I wasn't good I wouldn't have been asked to play with the top players. I played with and against the best players my data center has to offer last season in LP and we went back and forth in matches equally. I have a 90% win rate in LP too, which is the least random form of PvP. Solo queue has shitty matchmaking because it doesn't take into account role, or previous season rating. Someone starting late or playing on an alt messes up the matchmaking and can make extremely unfair matches where you're stuck with a bunch of bronze/silver/gold tier players against an entire team of diamond/top 10 tier players.

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>>175107115
Nah not really, you'd be surprised

>>175106356
>there aren't even enough male characters from /xivg/ to reach 99
really sad desu

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I have a large circle of friends IRL and am frequently out and about, so much so inconjunction with my job that I have diminished spare time. I just want to play video games and marry a cute catgirl/au ra. How can I filter my social life to achieve my dreams?

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>>175106356
rolling for me

>>175107436
i...

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>>175106414
if some lad is gonna start posting cheese pizza links or ascii dicks in the fc chat they're gonna get kicked

>>175107403
Plus a lot of those dont even play anymore, or are just a temporary fanta or alt.

>>175107345
Velvet this is getting really sad.

>>175106356
27-28 is a woman

>>175107521
and already youre better than <<DRAKN>>

>>175107575
There are at least 3 girls on there, anon.

>>175107345

Post Feast screenshots so we can see your scores

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>>175107585
as the true clam family we have to accept that some clam families are different and other people may like that, it's up to them

>playing pvp
Lmao

>>175107521
>all-inclusive
>except if you're a peodphile

EPP BTFO

>>175107585
Why? neither of those occur. Note I require proof otherwise.

>>175107345
As someone who is in top 50
I can literally and honestly say that bronze players are worse by an incredibly small margin. The skill difference in pvp in this game is probably the smallest in any "ranked" setting
You can literally get top 100 just form queuing and playing all day with zero actual know how to play the game

>no hulk hogan mustache
wasnt he popular in japan?

also its funny how thirsty dudes will do gay ERP with IRL female characters who play males in an attempt to get closer to them, she fucked you in the ass online dude, she doesnt gvie a fuck about you lmao

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>>175106356
>stealing my format
>fucking it up with dubs

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>>175106847

>>175107895
I didn't make it, just reposting it.

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>>175106356
Lets go

>people who dont erp get lusted over by degenerates thinking it's a hunt
This never happens in my experience. If someone isn't lewd I let them be.

>>175107585
The only thing that happens in drakn is people posting selfies in the discord and epperson memeing

>>175107906
Are you gay?

>>175107345
You can ask Ava how much of a joke your shit datacenter is, Gorilla, bringing out LP winrate is even more pitiful considering we all know even a monkey like you can farm shitters and get high winrate, or do you think you are special when 90% winrate in top 30 LP is avarage.
Stop replying and deal with your mediocrity.

>the static breaker posting about making friends
you burned far too many bridges and you keep trying to crawl back to idiots who dont know any better you deserve to burn

>>175108038
Ok.

>>175108038
tfw never get lusted over
;-;

>>175108173

> Relying on Ava for anything
He whines and screams broken @ SE about anything that causes him to lose like an entitled faggot

>>175108262
what do you look like?

How do I pretend to be a girl to get people to give me free shit?

>>175108336
I like to LB him, especially when he's streaming because of the salt
Gets me every time

>>175108038
>one person calls me out in a good way everytime I post my character
>even calls me out when a pic isn't included
>they are watching me

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU????

>>175108336
And yet he has higher winrate and plays on both datacenters compared to Velvet, dear phoneposter.

>>175108395
play a female character and don't say you're a dude
that's how fucking thirsty the losers here are

>>175108342
Just a pale ol' lizard.

please don't break the unspoken rules of my thread

>>175108173
>ava
Why would I have any contact with a mentally stunted man child?

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Figures that the person complaining this hard about Velvet is a faggot naming himself after a shit anime character.

You're a shit player btw, I've seen how timidly and scared you play.

>>175108516
I apologize, oh glorious thread-maker. I don't know what we would do without you, /xivg/ would probably stop existing!!!!

>>175107826
This is so wrong it hurts.

>>175108597
even jarben fights better than him lmao

>>175108038
For real. Someone says they don't do that, don't press it, that's simple shit. Only the most autistic of autists would think otherwise.

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>>175101437
mel helped us get rank 2 when he didn't have to, nice of him honestly

>>175104260
>>175103031
a FUCKING LEAF
that was the joke honestly
these pictures made me laugh at subway, thanks friend

>>175103763
vg is a giant shitpost

>>175106185
because I'm the crazy and controversial leader of the penultimate shitposting FC
not really I just hope to make a nice place for anyone who needs it

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>>175106356
Can I just take a hot bath in all their semen instead of rolling

>>175108754
>>175108038
There are lots of people here who joke about being pure and erp on a daily basis in game.

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>>175107403
I don't post my character so that they don't wind up on things like roulettes.

>>175107521
That's an extreme and easily rectified example, but there's also the more nuanced situations that you need to think about. For example, the guy who likes to instigate shit while trying to earn the favor of the FC leader.

>>175108038
I'm lewd slutty cat but don't ERP.

>>175108754
You'd be surprised. There's a lot of weirdos who get their kicks from posting fantasy scenarios about cats who don't erp.

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>>175106414
>So when did this scheduling become a thing?
It didn't, really. People keep posting catboy hour, and one pedo even tried lala hour. I don't like either of those, so I'm countering with Elezen.

>>175108807
And that changes nothing.

>>175108947
They need to get their heads straight.

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>>175107403

I've posted my character before and lurk often but no one ever got a name or even a nickname.

>>175108926
No you aren't. You're a fat balding man who likes to jerk off to his videogame avatar in skimpy outfits but is too socially retarded to engage someone enough to reach the point of ERP.

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Help me find good arms and boots for an A2 cosplay you turbo faggots

>>175109223
I shave my head so this whole "balding" insult is pretty useless.

>>175109236
for what job you triple ultra homo

>>175108453

Doesn't change he's an entitled faggot that whines his ass off on stream

>>175109236
>tfw want to play the A2 parts of the game
>tfw still in route B because 9S' gameplay is as anti-fun as it gets
suffering

As for your cosplay you're pretty shit out of luck, xiv doesn't have anything that will make you look like a more or less naked android.

>>175108669
Most people do
He's garbage

>>175109223
Believe it or not anon, but not everyone finds it appealing to ERP.
Writing shitty paragraphs about how you thrust your partner or a small novel about the movement of your hand before jerking off someone is just retarded.
I could just read a shitty fanfic if I wanted that

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>>175107768
Screenshots of what exactly? What do you even mean by scores? If you mean ranking you can see it on the lodestone.
>>175108597
I play aggressively though, unless the match-up calls for me to play defensively. :^)
>>175108597
>dps alts
o im laffin m8
>>175108597
>>175108669
Feel free to go to the Primal channel on the Team Tryhard Discord server and ask people what they think of my play.

Not getting the specific item codes delivered to me.

I got the email right away with the code that I put in with an email but that's it...the item codes themselves never make it.

Anyone have this issue?

>>175108639
Right you mean?
This is literally what I've done and made it this far
It will only hurt if you're Abe and in massive denial

>>175109363
Drk

>>175108895
yeah, it can get harder when it gets more complicated and things are not always so black and white, especially when your goal is to allow anyone to join.

However, I was thinking depending on how things go I could just do timeouts, or something similar if things get complicated
actually kicking should only be a last resort

I don't remember last night

>>175109570
>Primal rankings
LOL

>>175109570

Show us feast match scores so we can see your aggressive Paladin play

its velvet samefagging you idiots. he's doing it every few days or weeks, stop getting baited, ignore him and report the chimpanzee

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Hey, how's it going

>>175109549
Believe it or not anon, not ERPing doesn't make you a slutty catgirl, it makes you exactly what was described.

wow have you ever seen a cuter couple

>>175110081
Its going away is where its going.

anyone on aether for expert?
I play dps

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Is it just natural progression to have to upgrade to slutty armor at some point?
I have a female character around the same level at the same point in the game and she has slutty armor too.

>>175109892
Not him, but paraphrasing from the pvp community website, nobody cares about PLD damage numbers. You can go running around and slapping Goring Blade on everyone and get >100k damage, but it ultimately doesn't matter with your lack of kill power. Your purpose in there is CC and support.

tl;dr: nice bait

>>175109875
>this is what aether players desperately want to believe in order to protect their fragile egos

>>175109892
I don't take screencaps of the results screen after every match. I'm sure there's match recordings out there, feel free to look for them.

>>175106356
How am I supposed to creep on my future husband without names

>>175110316
what's wrong dude?

>>175110081
Hello Putt, Hello Myron

>>175111237
>male characters capable of being husband material
LOL????

>>175111074
hey people record my matches too xD

>>175111349
This is just awful bait.

Are you delusional? Femcat futas are constantly the ones having meltdowns, being ugly trannies irl, and generally unstable. Male characters are MUCH more likely to have sane/attractive people playing them.

>>175111338
putt = myron ???

>>175111639
You know what's funny is that Adelais is currently about to EB Putt on Balmung. Not even joking.

>>175111639
yes

>>175111809
source?

>>175111513
*Reels it in*
Hehe, got a big one fellas!

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>>175111838
get out me car

>>175112127
awww

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I've been waiting for 2 days I hope I don't mess up

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>>175107986
>You will never enjoy dessert after dinner with your shitty waifu

Leviathan is the one true god.

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>>175110191
>not ERPing doesn't make you a slutty catgirl
How are those 2 things even related?

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>>175112456
>Leviathan is the one true god.

the heck did you say, you lil bitch

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Did you guys know there are some weirdos out there who actually DIDN'T choose Oschon as their patron deity ?

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>>175112417
>an elf will never barely contain her anticipation as she gets ready to feed you aphrodisiac laced dessert on what is supposed to be an innocent date

>>175112574
I said Leviathan is the one true god.

>>175112727
Is there ANY reason to touch Mentor Roulette?

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Are there any helmets like this in game?

I need a great helm.

>>175112970
There isn't any cool armor in this game. Just pretty dresses, tiara's, and high heels.

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>>175112896
cool mount if you do it 1000 times

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>>175112673
Rhalghrlr

>>175112673
Yes, I picked Halone. Maybe you should look around where you're standing in.

>>175112896
The mount is neat, I guess. Also there are people that actually enjoy helping new people.

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Real funny Ultrash

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>>175112884
someone heckin pay me some gil

>>175113106
lol

>>175112970
Heavy Allagan Helmet and Templar's Chain Coif are the closest you'll get.

>>175113106
how do i join this

>>175113106
>Lockwood is in ultrash

>>175113106
*tries to locate you in a crowd of people and i know youre close by*
Where are you!!! show yourself you fucking coward.

>>175113106
>kubo bot bot

>>175113186
Okay naka.

>>175112970
steel barbut is the close (unless you're a cat or an elf), but >>175113205 is good too

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>>175112673
Great googly moogly, could you imagine?

so why did awena leave drakn now again?

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you will never have a qt pi giraffe look at you the way she does

>>175113715
>She will never be my mom.
>She will never kill me.

>>175113106
really surprised that the people in leaf aren't apart of this too since they're basically the same kind of cancer

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>>175113715
I dunno, can I have a shot at beheading them, too?

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Do you guys like my character?

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>>175113715
>>175113851
i laughed irl

>>175114021
you kinda look like chucky from child's play
so no

>>175109851
Nobody remembers last night

>>175114258
I was asleep last night so I can't remember it.

>>175114021

Looks like Vice from King of Fighters.

So sure, i do to some extent.

>>175113889
We don't want newfags in our discord?

>>175113889
LEAF makes Ultrash look smart and sophisticated

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bluecats all like yaoi
ft a shit load of clipping

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>>175112970
Steel Barbut if you want an actual full helmet.
Runner ups are the Wolfram and Templar, but those are unfortunately just masks on chain coifs.

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>>175114615
NO THEY DONT

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>>175112970
BECOME THE TERROR

>>175113235
I joined when I came to bal

>>175114976
What a shame.

cheese plane trip killer quesadilla happy 4th of july mario bros kill myself lonely elezen hugs headpats

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>tfw bluepilled

>>175114615
More of the blue cat in the back