Fyodor edition.
(Looted) thread: >>174809462
READ THE PASTEBIN BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS.
LATEST BANNERLORD INFO/VIDEOS:
Taleworlds will be at E3 2017: https://www.e3expo.com/show-info/3198/e3-2017-participating-companies/
Gamescom Siege video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv2qb66PbUg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rq-fEc1N0I
Interviews with Armagan at Gamescom '16:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZcBAGtXvpk
Last blog:
https://www.taleworlds.com/en/Games/Bannerlord/Blog/17
OLDER BANNERLORD INFO/VIDEOS: See Pastebin
PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/m8UDSqYp
M&B Wiki: http://mountandblade.wikia.com/wiki/Mount_and_Blade_Wiki
NOOB GUIDE: http://imgur.com/a/FMAqV
>Anon's mods and upstab guide:
http://pastebin.com/agwZu9Df
>/mbg/ Steamgroup
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/mountandbladevg
New Modules :
>Dickplomacy
http://www.moddb.com/mods/dickplomacy
>Modded Hispania 1200
http://www.mediafire.com/file/51qiedmuthgm804/Hispania2000_modded.7z
>Parabellum : Get it while its hot
https://mega.nz/#!vwNlVTaK!lwtK9-TRW7Gyycs_gvWdkO355KhiZeh2wonb9rOoFug
POST BUTTER FOR THE BUTTERLORD
>>175096980
rhodoks are white and based
>>175096906
BANNERLORD FUCKING WHEN
>>175096980
>>175097296
fucking hella epic I love seeing your post every thread
post tactics
Why is every mod so shit
>>175098174
because you have bad taste
hope bannerlord never comes out
Has anyone tried that Dynasty Warriors mod? Seems pretty good
I downloaded anons modded 1257, why isn't it appearing in the drop down menu, I unpacked it in the modules file
>>175098378
Is it loose inside the modules folder? If so it needs to be in its own folder
>>175098968
Figured it out, accidentally double folded it when extracting, copyoing over now, will update
>>175097958
>>175099164
who's that naked fellow
NEVER EVER EVER
GOD DAMN IT GINGER JUST GIVE IT TO US
So this... is... the power of rhodoks.............
woah
>>175099464
AI really like their headshots
I don't know if the download was just bad or what, but The Reckoning Third Stage seems pretty fucking trippy.
Not getting this with any other modules anyway.
>>175097296
Sarranid rape babies
>>175100295
sarranids are white tho
>>175096906
http://www103.zippyshare.com/v/yHgVJfYL/file.html
1.639
>Updated VC, Children are now lolis
>Fixed Perisno facebug
>Added 1429 la Guerre de Cent Ans
>Added Historically Accurate King Arthur to Dickplomacy
>Fixed Swedish Mayo crash
>Removed skeletons from parabellum
>>175101114
what the fuck is this
>>175101702
a way to out newfags
>>175101702
Cancer
>>175101114
Can you make a loli mod for dickplomacy brothels and rape scenes?
>>175103710
nice try fbi
1257 is kinda fun with the lances, although anon renaming stuff to Templars makes no sense
Also why the fuck is the AI still so bad at sieges
Like we just had 1000 vs 100 Welsh bowmen and we still lost because no one used spears so died to boiling oil
>>175104825
tell them to use melee weapons only
>>175104038
i just want sexual relations with kids, you dig me? do you have pornography?
>>175106012
They aren't my soldiers tho
They just used swords
>>175106392
you're a big guy
>>175093275
the way shield skill works
crush through threshold could do with tweaking but you can change how it works in module.ini iirc
>>175095695
>Coached lance cooldown
set it to manual easy
>Horses tougher than humans
horses are exceptionally stronger than humans
they weigh around 4-5 times as much as a human does
Turns out it's actually not too hard to create your own party screen.
>>175106940
is this persistent troops?
>>175107056
Yep.
>>175107072
I thought you abandoned it
>>175107197
I did for a long while, now I'm back into it.
for fucks sake
>>175107324
Am I being kidded here
>>175106940
>>175107364
Not Bannerlord.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/261550/Mount__Blade_II_Bannerlord/
>>175107693
wew
i never noticed the pavilions behind the attackers in the trailer before
neat
I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.
Anzu will save /mbg/!
reminder
>>175110684
Getting slow in your old age. Someone was already asking about the Dynasty Warriors mod. >>175098352
>>175113716
How quickly do you think an Anzu character will be made after Bannerlord releases? You think any of the Taleworlds betas have made her in-game already?
>>175115515
>>175098352
>>175110684
>>175115569
Oh shit, I fucked it up. Didn't really meant to ask about dynasty warriors before the original cao cao post.
Well then I'm posting Show Show the Cow Cow until we get a good Fallout Universe mod.
>>175117056
the reckoning is basically fallout :^)
>>175117056two days
>>175117056
>Cows in Fallout
I am 0% surprised. Fucking Bethesda.
>>175118134
Anon, I...
>>175117268
Perhaps, but my meme has not matured enough to have a red angry looking CowCow closeup yet.
>>175118134
>>175117868
What?
>>175118134
>I am 0% surprised. Fucking Bethesda.
>>175106940
What's the news, unique troops anon
Got things working as intended?
What's the best non-unique sword in modded AD1257?
>>175128260
the Damascus Steel Scimitar probably has the most swing damage on a non-unique sword
>>175128430
thanks anon
>tfw wiping out steppe niggers
>>175130472
Why do men always fight and kill each other?
Historical pictures makes you realize even more that this has been going on for thousands of years. And for what? To slightly move a line on a map?
Imagine all the cute little girls who lost their daddies or got raped by invading armies. It's not right for such sweet things having to go through all that pain.
>>175131153
I wouldn't be fighting if all accepted me as their rightful ruler, but no, men are stubborn and stupid, not realizing their place within this world.
>>175131153
you're a faggot anon
>>175131153
>Child women
Worst taste I've ever seen
I'd say that this is the right general to ask this; why do anime-obsessed autists and history-obsesed autists hate each other?
>>175131153
>Imagine all the cute little girls who lost their daddies or got raped by invading armies. It's not right for such sweet things having to go through all that pain.
Yeah instead we should be more like sweden and give our daughters to the invading armies
>>175131153
cuz it's fun
faggot
>>175131654
Because anime is as far removed from reality as possible. The anime that weebs are obsessed with, that is.
>>175131654
memes
>>175131670
wtf
Does modded 1257 have an alternative download like from mega? mediafire is giving me like 50 KB a second.
>>175135760
Try the direct link from ModDB
>>175136881
he's not going to find anon's modded 1257 on moddb
>>175125280
The news is that I've got a pretty good idea for how to get it working properly, but I've got plenty of work ahead of me.
>>175137828
I can wait. After all, I've waited for ten days already.
What struck you with inspiration? Learn that C code for Butterlord?
>>175101114
This replaces Isolla right?
>>175138894
Somebody messaged me on moddb asking for source for Undead Calradia. That prompted me to do so more work there, then after a while of that I felt like getting back to PTI.
>>175101114
So to get Altria I need to put shit from your download into dickplomacy folder right?
Because my game crashes when I start a new game after doing this
>>175101114
>finally done with exams
>mayo is fixed and 1429 even has an extra SaberJeanne too?
I love you so much right now.W-what was wrong with 2hu? do custom races break it?
>>175131153
gotta break some eggs to make an omelet
at some point you enjoy breaking eggs more than eating omelets and that's where it gets interesting
>>175131913
Having fun at the expense of the others is just rude
I'm at Day 400 hundred or so in Acuk 3.1 and the North, the Riverlands and the Reach are still to unlock their diplomacy. me and the Targaryans could really use use more bodies throw at the Ironborn. Does anyone else have this problem or is westeros stuck in a semi stalemate forever
>>175151332
>he doesn't know
ACuck has scripted diplomacy
>>175152150
>he doesn't know
it was supposed unlock when the targaryans invade, which it half did. The Vale has conquered all of Braavos' territory by now
>>175131654
Because weebs are like bronies and like to inject their shit into everything.
>>175153060
Have you ever met someone who called themselves a "history nerd" or even "historian"?
you really don't want to, I'd take the weebs any day, at least they don't hide the fact that they're scum
>>175153395
t.worthless weeb
>>175153395
They all act like lindy aren't they
>>175131654
because two magnets of the same pole will repel each other
>>175154896
underrated answer
>>175096906
>tfw he died
ACOK or AWOIAF?
>>175157832
I'd say ACoK, but I've only played AWOOF for 5 minutes.
>>175157832
None becauseGAMES OF THRONES IS FUCKING SHIT AND ALL YOU GOT FUCKTARDS NEED TO LEAVE PW PERMANENTLY
>>175158221
THIS HOLY FUCK GET THE FUCK OFF MY FUCKING MBG
>>175154016
>>175153395
.t aCuck players
>>>/reddit/
>>175158392
t. utter faggot
fuck you
>>175158212
Would be interesting to see AWOIAF being actually finished. I'm waiting for Beta 10 because of all the shit it will add. And for some reason, AWOIAF works better on my shitty pc than ACOK does.
>>175158663
Yeah, it has some pretty neat features, but I put in like 50 hours into ACoK first before trying it and the map just felt weird
>>175152540
Cozur has a very specific vision of Westeros, and fuck you if you think otherwise.
>>175158949
It is a bit different, yeah. What I like about ACOK is the fact that you can visit many "historical" places related to the lore and explore them, it's a relaly neat thing.
Also seems like ACOK 3.1 came out a few days ago and I'm yet to try it, maybe it will work better.
>>175157832
What kind of gameplay are you looking for exactly?
>>175159139
The best.
>bannerlord will have "male/female/other" genders in character creation to avoid offending non-binary people
>>175159595
1860s Old America. One of the best total conversion mods for warband.
How can other mods even compete?
>>175159791
>>bannerlord will have "male/female/other" genders in character creation to avoid offending non-binary people
And?
>>175161236
I doubt it will have any impact on the gameplay besides roleplayers really 2bh. Unless they go all in and make some king a trans nonbinary cockmongler
>>175161236
>other
many mods already offers this
>>175161362
>>175161321
The only thing that will change is multiplayer characters will be even funnier. there will guaranteed ugly men with tits and guaranteed outrage
>mods that let you bet more than 100 shekels on yourself in tournaments
>mods that let you use your own equipment in tournaments
>>175101114
Does this work with pre-existing games or will I have to start a new save
For Perisno to be specific
>>175160924
kindly fuck off
>>175161553
>>mods that let you bet more than 100 shekels on yourself in tournaments.
you know you can edit this in through tweakMB in most mods. and i haven't encountered a mod that this is uneditable in it.
>>175158478
>falling for /co/ tier bait
no, anon.
You're the utter faggot.
Lads, I'm worried that Erdogan is going to cancel Bannerlord.
>>175163698
Don't worry lad, how can you cancel a game that's never coming out anyway?
>>175163841
I suppose you're right.
How do I disable shield bash in a-cock?
Is there no way to send out patrols in Viking Conquest?
I have all of Frisia to myself, but whenever I go off trading or fighting bandits loot a village.
Don't tell me the fucking autists in charge of this expansion decided that it isn't realisticâ„¢ to have organized patrols in early medieval Britain.
>>175164829
Only thing that gets protection is tax money collectors, lad. Villages are the bitches of bandits in the middle ages.
>>175165342
That's retarded, a stable kingdom in times of peace isn't going to let her tax base get fucked up by mere bandits.
Are there any mods where I can remove Abrahamic scum as a Buddhist?
What about 1257?
>>175165734
There's Ikko-ikki in Gekokujo if you want to play Buddhist terrorists, though I never tried joining them.
What's your weapon of choice, /mbg/?
>>175165342
>Villages are the bitches of bandits in the middle ages.
Using villages for food, manual labour and tax is a knights job, hes not going to let some skinny peasants waltz in a start doing pretty much the same thing in his turf
>>175166884
Hi /tg/
>>175166884
mace when mounted and poleaxe when dismounted.
>>175167059
I want to love the poleaxe but its so slow
>>175166148
Nah, almost everyone there is some kind of Buddhist, and Pure Land a shit.
What about Suvarnabhumi Mahayuth, is it any good? Removing Portuguese invaders and Malay traitors could be fun.
>>175167632
No malaccan sultanate though.
>>175167145
it's for irl fully armoured combat.i've never used it in-game. mace and board all the desu senpai
>>175166884
Zweihander
>>175167885
There's images of the Johor sultanate though.
>>175167145
It's not bad inChivalry
> Abandon Holy Roman Empire and take all my lands to Papal States.
> Immediately start making phat cash.
>>175170457
Did 1257 ever make Mediterranean cities actually look Mediterranean?
I uninstalled it immediately upon entering Palermo and seeing that it was just a copy paste of Swadian shit.
>>175171263
who actually walks around cities?
>>175164648
Someone please post that screencap of cozurcuck saying that he can't be bothered to make things optional
>>175171263
There are definitely some copy+paste jobs, though I don't recognize them from native.
Venice has it's own scenery though and eastern Europe has eastern scenery, don't know if you'd call it Mediterranean, but it's not Sands of Faith, that's for sure.
Someone should copy and paste all Sands of Faith sceneries into AD 1257.
>no Mesoamerican mod
I want to raid enemy city states for sacrifice victims, or conquer the known world with my elite Tarascan spearmen who have the unimaginably advanced technology of copper weapons.
>>175171654
I want it to look kind of like this. Less visible cobble, browner rather than gray stone, tile roofs.
IIRC Hispania 1200 made proper cities and villages for Spain.
>>175171654
>Sands of Faith
Is it sp or mp? Can you post pics of it's sceneries?
>>175171664
It's all the same Anon. The only thing that can save us is Bannerlord. Then this general will go the way of /fog/ and get aids
how to farm RtR fast in 1257? or should I use cheat instead?
>>175166884
Döppelhänder
ded
http://store.steampowered.com/app/616910/The_Zombiest_Adventures_In_The_Perverted_Age_of_Enlightenment_With_a_Pinch_of_Woodpunk/
What the fuck is this and why did Taleworlds approve it?
>>175178506
What's wrong with it and why would Taleworlds need to approve it?
>>175178506
So snowbird hired the Paradigm World modder ?
>>175179031
It's supposed to be the "farewell" project for the fuck-up that is B&G
Don't worry though, it'll be "reasonably priced"
>>175179178
It's free and I don't see any problem with it, it sure looks fun and I will be happy to see the assets ported to B&G
>>175178506
>minimum: 8gb of ram
>recommended: 12gb of ram
time to upgrade
>>175168249
Precolonial Johore kinda sucks tho
> The King of Scotland is now patrolling my city pretending it is part of his kingdom.
> My wife dissappear and was replaced with another woman with exactly the same name with zero relation.
AD 1257 is solid gameplay.
>>175179178
Snowbird said it's 15$ on steam forum >_> I dk y u liek derping.
>>175181069
I meant to quote
>>175179380
>>175180282
>cucked by a king
Historically accurate experience
>>175165058
:v
>>175181242
Problem is that Scotland is no more, so he's just patrolling my town now, but you talk to him and ask him what he's doing he's "protecting his land".
>>175172181
It's Singleplayer, it's the best-looking mod to date, but there's very limited troops and items.
The scenes are amazing. I just took some screenshots for you;
gallery/20uc65v1a/ on postimage.org
>>175181639
A E S T H E T I C A L L Y P L E A S I N G
>>175181639
I'm not really a fan of arabic culture and architecture, but those scenes are fucking amazing indeed, never saw that much attention to detail before. Could use three times as more settlers to make that "crowded arabic marketplace" feel, but still good.
How good is this mod from gameplay perspective? Any new cool features?
>very limited troops and items.
That's easily fixable.
What's a historically canon explanation for having parties of only around 100 people? I know it's an engine issue but it needs another explanation for immersion's sake.
Were most battles small clashes with the exception of a few huge ones? Because most big battles from around the time of Vanilla (theoretically), 1257, and even VC/Brytenwalda were at least 10k v. 10k. Then again, said huge battles would happen maybe once in a span of several years, so maybe a bunch of skirmishes and a rare 2,000 man battle is realistic? IDK
>>175182370
I never played it really long because I hated the limited troop trees, but I think it had advanced sieges, diplomacy and a bunch of extra roleplay stuff (like working as a farmer, or begging people for money in a city).
I never became lord or king or owned any cities so I don't know about those options.
>>175182467
keep your autism in check senpai
How is your current game going? Sanjar Khan keeps kicking out all our lords for treason and giving me their fiefs. Between me and him we have about 90% of the fiefs now and the rest of the lords just sit in tulga all day.
>>175159791
You better be joking.
>>175159791
sauce on this?
>>175182608
That's actually a legit question. How populated battles were in XIII? Not huge massacres involving numerous alliances and lasting for days, but just your generic border clash?
>>1751597914
>Choose youre race
>male
>female
>skeleton(female)
>female(male)
Wow realy makes you think
>>175184282
That's what I want to know. Maybe we should ask /his/?
>>175184282
Pretty much any battle in history that wasn't a bar fight was larger than Warband battles. 1 Roman cohort had 360 men, and multiple cohorts would fight in a battle. There are backwater European battles from the bronze age with more casualties than Warband battles have combatants.
>>175185776
I feared as much :(.
When Ginge was showing off Bonerlord the battles there didn't seem any bigger either. He and some ally vassal had 152 troops altogether and fought 132 men. Also the one "city" they showed off only had around 350 men in the garrison.
I guess I can't have everything because of technical limitations. Also being an individual soldier in a battle of like 2000 people on each side might make you feel way less important and useful in direct combat. It'd pretty much turn into a large-scale medieval RTS and we already have Total War and Stronghold.
>>175187684
>Also being an individual soldier in a battle of like 2000 people on each side might make you feel way less important and useful in direct combat.
People play M&B to not feel like just another soldier on the battlefield?
>>175187684
I just RP in my head that my individual skirmish was on the flank of a larger battle ;)
>>175187684
they showed a battle with 500 troops running at 60fps on an alienware laptop
>>175187684
>the battles there didn't seem any bigger either
from what we've seen bannerlord will have way more troops in battles than warband
reminder that workshop support was a mistake
>>175188767
>>175188581
Will it release on consoles at launch? I'm getting mixed info and it probably won't be playable on my rig even though I technically meet minimums. (Laptop core i5 6GB RAM and 1.5GB VRAM Intel HD 4000 integrated GPU)
I've had to refund games like Payday 2 because I bought them thinking "Oh ok cool I meet the mins; I'll probably be able to play on medium-low without dipping below 30FPS" only to find out that it it's pretty much unplayable with everything on the absolute minimum.
>>175190739
Any game released since 2017 will be unplayable on an integrated gpu
>>175190739
there's no guarantee it will release on consoles at all
>>175191234
[citation needed]
>>175140447
Yes
>>175145375
Because I installed polished landscapes and that affects module.ini
http://www6.zippyshare.com/v/gwhDQVOv/file.html
>>175147240
No, don't have an alter model for Jeanne
>>175162184
It should
how exactly does automatic lance damage work
how fast do i need to be for it to lower
>>175195458
Don't be a shitter and play on manual
>>175195567
Do I just lower it myself then, do I need to release left click for it to actually do damage then
>>175195667
You can press X to couch it for 6-8~ seconds or until you hit something or just use the regular thrust if you want to aim it and have more range.
>>175182467
Calradia isn't a historic place.
anyone know how to make warband run in windowed made without it being blurry?
>>175195828
pressing X does nothing even though i have x to change weapon modes, are lances even worth it or should i keep to my spear with higher thrust
>>175196312
You can only couch the lance when you're going at a rather fast pace and the little round icon on your UI next to the lance is white, when its red it won't get couched
>>175196447
the icon is clear, what speed rating is the minimum my horse needs
>>175196624
I don't know by head, man. Any non-lame/swayback horse will do as long as you're not charging him up a hill
>>175196280
I play in windowed and it's not blurry. Can you make a screenshot?
>game going fine
>captured by welsh because bad micro
>lance finally working
>break free
>boat on land
>teleport to the alps for some reason
?>game is paused
>game crashes
noice
>>175197526
that save file now crashes on load
>>175197782
You broke free of the chains binding you to reality.
>>175197264
The quality is perfectly fine in fullscreen
>>175198012
>Cropping is the removal of the outer parts of an image to improve framing, accentuate subject matter or change aspect ratio. Depending on the application, this may be performed on a physical photograph, artwork or film footage, or achieved digitally using image editing software.
>>175198012
Configure - Video - Screen Resolution - Use desktop resolution
>OI! YOU THERE! STOP!
Out for a stroll, are we?
>>175202656
OI! JUDE! STOP!*
Heavy axes.
I throw that.
Mail hauberk.
I wear that.
Skulls.
I drink that.
>>175203420
SIKE
This took about an hour before we lost the first scene. Then I had to sim from 550v230 downward and after 3 or 4 sims we won.
Oh yeah; and we also won a battle that was like 800v550 in the same area just before this. Afterwards all of our survivors jumped into this battle.
It was a combined Guelph and Genoan invasion force attacking Munchen. Those spaghettiniggers will think twice before attacking the Glorious Reich again.
Can my spears couch if not lances?
Also what's better if both break
>>175204619
you can't couch spears
spears don't break
>>175204619
if you can couch it it's a lance
if you can't it's a spear
>>175190658
Jesus christ how horrifying
>>175182467
10k is a lot of people, The battle of Hastings, where the normans intended to take all of england, it was roughly 10k v 10k, give or take 5k.
100 v 100 with occasional 2k sieges aren't unreasonable for a collection of pettu feuding kingdoms like in warband
>>175210925
>>175182467
>technology will one day advance to a point where 10,000 man battles in a game like this would not only be feasible, but child's play for CPUs and engines
when will this happen
> When you just sim forward for a full year of paydays.
I love the Papal States, sometimes we go to war just to finish off another faction and then we go back to eternal peace while sitting on a mountain of money.
>Swadia is Western Europe, has a soft ruler
>Same face codes as Arabic faction
>Rhodoks are descended from Swadia, but war constantly with the Arabic faction
>Do not share face codes with Arabic faction; their only non-white neighbour
You can pretend Sarranids are white all you want, the reality is Praven has been culturally enriched.
Is there a way to use tweakmb with dickplomacy?
Newfag here. Between 1257 and Medieval Conquest, what is currently THE definitive deus vult simulator? Is there a /mbg/ modded version of MC like there is for 1257 that fixes it up?
>>175217245
Sands of Faith is deus vult focused.
>>175217425
oh shit what the fuck I looked at that as well and could have sworn the last update was in 2013 or something. I'll give it a shot then thanks
>>175217245
>Between 1257 and Medieval Conquest
Medieval Conquest is actually just a shittier version of 1257, not even joking. There isn't really any "between" choice to be made. Go 1257 or go Sands of Faith like the other anon mentioned.
I wish there was a dickplomacy version of PoP
16 hours
>>175221790
w-what?
>>175221883
16 hours until Bannerlord doesn't release
>>175222334
:'(
>>175221883they come
I want Bannerlord
>>175224095
Join the club.
>>175224095
I want anons to accept the reality that bannerlord will never come out already
Bannerlord is being released right now
t. ginge
>>175194610
Is there a way to just put custom races in 2hu?please
Why does the sound glitch out sometimes during large sieges?
What's the gathering storm and why does it have a lolimod?
>>175227387
too many entities creating sound in a small area if i had to guess
>>175227019
I don't even understand why you want it
>>175228629
a wheel of time mod
>>175229298
Yuri shenanigans.
>>175229437
Wow.
Is there an abhorsen mod too?
>>175222502
http://www.vandal.net/noticia/1350690343/the-zombiest-adventures-estara-disponible-manana-26-de-abril/
zombie caribbean?
ded
>>175231349
you're the one that's gonna end up dead if you don't calm the fuck down
>>175194610
module - PL.ini and module.ini are literally identical
>>175231459
rude
>>175231832
I want to punch and bully an animeposter until he cries
>>175233724
Something something edgy faggot needs a dicking
>>175229298
Thanks anyway, lolianon.
>>175216571
yes. just choose diplomacy as the base module. not native.
>>175178506
Holy FUCK. How can Paradigm Worlds even compete?????
>>175190739
No. Probably never I guess, Warband on console is dead af and still no invasion update to this day. Probably they stop supporting it just like android version.
ded
>>175243330
how
>>175243514
Mod testing where I add random stacks of troops to the player party. Didn't expect that one.
Is this PooP's amazing theme song for its mindfuck ending?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0SrxSMHDmE
Just in case you guys missed it
It's about that Chinese DLC
Source: http://commando.com.ua/commando/newspapercommandonews/3715-gazeta-novosti-commando-31.html
AWOIAF 10 is out
>>175247528
Is it any good ? I only lurk here sometimes but I never see it mentioned.
>>175248462
People seem to like ACOK more for some reason, but I enjoyed it before. Downloading the newest version now, apparently it adds a few things too.
Also you can join the Night's Watch and kill some wildlings which is nice
>>175245829
>When a Chinese modders gives more info on official DLC for Warband than Ginge for Bannerlord
>>175245829
>Passes
All modules including, native, should have that. One of the first thing I'll mod into Bannerlord.
It's always ridiculous that lords can just waltz in your territory with absolutely no limits
>>175173387
Make companions, send them around talking to whoever they want to talk to about your splendid rule. At about 50 rtr you should be recognized by 3-4 empires already
>>175248880
>some faggots like gobbling a cok
>woah! it must be for 'some' reason
>>175101114
>>175194610
Theres a bug for Perisno with this, Queen Arwens head is missing. All other NPC's are fine
>>175181639
anything visual in this mods is amazingly pleasant to look at.
>>175249785
You can't farm RtR using companions in 1257AD
>>175173387
>>175251804
You have to build and upgrade manors to gain right to rule, that's how I got my right to rule, I think.
How do you check how high it is?
>3d village/city overview
>blood loss
>stamina system
>>175252751
>an option you can turn off
>an option you can turn off
>an option you can turn off
>>175252689
It took ages to gain RtR by building manors. Sometimes you don't get RtR, which is quite frustrating.
You can check the RtR in Character Report screen.
>>175096906
I want to become the Queen of all Calradia but I'm currently the vassal of a Rhodok king. What do I do?
>>175096906
Should I get dickplomacy?
>>175253694
yes
>>175249560
My dick is diamonds for the idea of passes. I don't think the actual passes themselves would be difficult to implement, it's just getting the AI to adjust to them that's the problem.
>>175253406
*gain
>>175194610
Does lolimod only affect the MC?
>>175253479
Capture fiefs by yourself, request that they be given to you and rebel if/when the king refuses.
Thoughts on sarranid marmadukes?
>>175255016
the contrarian's swadian knight
>>175255016
they are balanced Swadian Knights.
>>175194610
Can I remove the beserk resources for 1429?
my game keeps crashing
played a lot vanilla, and a lot Floris. Other mods reccomended?
>>175256514
I loved Floris for the tons of troops and armors.
AD 1257 is practically the same but with more options, much more factions and a map of Europe.
>>175256514
do 1257 but anon's version, although save before all encounters as if you get taken prisoner, and you're at sea the game may crash when you break free
Protip.
You only need to build: prison, weapon smithy, armour smithy, fletchery, stables, or walls to gain right to rule in 1257.
thank me later.
>>175259185
Considering I'm getting 20k each week, I'm just building everything I can build.
Does it keep adding up in terms of moneys?
>>175260052
yep. If I were you I will build only those 6 buildings and save some cash to for rebellion later.
This guy is he delusional?
>>175253934
>it's just getting the AI to adjust to them that's the problem
There is a mod for it in Warband but I don't know if it works
Too bad they won't be in Bannerlord
>>175261065
>confused Scotsman abroad
He's just been on the hard stuff.
Nothing strange there.
>>175260225
>rebellion
>got beheaded by the age of 16
Poor kid.
>>175266375
who
>>175266375
>Conradin was buried in unconsecrated ground near a Jewish cemetery with his unfortunate companions. His mother, Elizabeth of Bavaria, rushed to Naples to groped to save her son in exchange for a large sum, arrived when he was already been executed. She obtained the return of the body that she buried in the Carmelite church, located near the Piazza Mercato where the beheading took place.
>>175268061
Conradin of Swabia
>>175131654
I was under the impression that the opposite was the case, especially considering the amount of anime that bases itself in a medieval setting.
>>175270297
Fuck off
>>175270426
Aww is /co/ mad that he got BTFO?
fun fact: skallagrim watches anime
>>175270603
I'm not surprised
>>175270603
Skallagrim is a fucking faggot
>>175270426
no
>>175270687
>>175270679
>>175270687
Huh. Always thought you guys were fans of him.
>>175270603
Sorry I don't watch hacks like skallagrims or that brit historian guy
>>175270697
>>/v/
>>175270920
>Sorry I don't watch hacks like skallagrims or that brit historian guy
Damn, anon.
Can't say I'm not impressed.
>>175270906
We watch Matt Easton, and some of us watch Lindy and Metatron
>>175271213
I can kind of see the appeal in Lindy's inane ramblings but I don't get the appeal of metatron at all
Matt Easton is /mbg/ core though
>>175271382
how about kniyghterrant?
>>175131670
>posting an april fool's joke
https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2015/04/14/cuckularity-sweden-passes-the-self-parody-inflection-point/
>this thread
>>175168113
Why mace and not axe
Also in modded 1257 I'm running
>fine European arming sword
>flat topped kite shield
>fine coloured lance
>coloured lance
What's better for early game field battles
Bastard Sword Master Race!
>>175271554
He's pretty good.
>>175271632
not all of us are whinging hypocrites you know
>three villagers are ready for sparring
>>175272569
Have you tried turning off brainybots?
>>175272569
>be lord/lady of the village
>take your clothes off when you're sparring with peasants
why
>>175272849
because the game knows you're a slut.
>>175272998
>>175272849
>ladies of village being more than titular
>arrows killing
>>175271948
>sword
maybe if you were trying to bully peasants on your horse
>>175273191
What mod and what are the options for males
>>175273512
>swords are bad
Only chivalrous men deal with swords, everyone else uses feeble spears
>>175273191
>>175273529
this, except less gay.
>>175273656
>only swords or spears
what are you, wapanese?
>>175272849
motivation of course
You're this bumblefuck peasant off in the middle of nowhere and this knight/lady in shining armor wrecks a bunch of bandits, and trains you and your faggot friends how to do the same. It's gonna be agonizing and painful, but you improve daily, and then he/she handpicks some of you to spar with her because you're good enough. But sparring naked with your lord/lady's glistening muscles and hardened body is both the challenge and a privilege, and no matter the outcome, you are the rightful victor and the future protector of your little hamlet.
>>175273879
yep, 100% sloot
>>175273512
Stop posting cirnos
>>175273865
Sword requires skill, axe Is just which smashes first
>>175274084
k
>>175274290
I'm starting to like you.Though you're still naive
ded
>>175272849
>Not wanting to show the peasants what a peak performance looks like
bannerlord soon fellow /mbg/
>>175277602
i thought it was a melon for a second
>>175277853
>melons
>>175185056
Why? there are subtle but important difference between a female and male skeleton.
Zombie Caribbean is out for 12 yurobucks and B&G Caribbean is at -80%
>>175245829
Wow he really BTFO Vietnam and Tibet
>>175229634
>>175178506
so, anyone tried this ... thing yet?
>>175231626
I'll re-upload again
>>175250487
What race is she supposed to be, I suspect she's an Elf
>>175254215
Yeah
>>175255518
Yeah, they need to be disabled in module.ini though
if you're planning on buying caribbean, good to get it now since it's 4bux
>>175282291
>>175284717
yeah, I have it since kickstarter and while not the greatest thing ever is def. worth the current price.
But I'm curious about the new one because the description makes it sound rather non-mount&blade-ish.
why isn't it just a caribbean module
If I buy Caribbean!, will I get warband license too?
spoop
>>175285416
no
>>175285416
It would be extremely cheap.
>>175285184
>>175285510
has this literally came out of nowhere? I don't recall seeing a single thing about it before
a lot less skills
>>175285618
snowbird said they were doing a "farewell project" from the M&B engine, this is that
they also released a caribbean update to fix stuff today, supposed to the be last one
they're moving onto some unity game now
more spoopi've already got to mod this to get rid of this clicking sound, it's raping my fucking ears
kek
what is this a stealth game
>>175286573
so, you just control a small party with no easy way to replenish your ranks?
>>175286945
absolute madman
>>175286945
>>175287119
what
>>175286931
sort of, but it seems like if you don't have any food you can actually starve and die
>>175287381
kek
honestly it's not a bad idea but 15 starting is too much
>it takes a fucking zombie game for there to be a native faction
smdh
random events on the map as well
problem is zombies really aren't hard to kill
they attack slow as fuck and only in one direction so it's dead easy to solo them
>>175288854
>dead easy
fug
>>175288979
:^)
what
I presume the zombie game is SP-only?
every time you take a zombie base it goes to survivors and adds a garrison
i guess that's nice but it is pretty easy
>>175289350
yep, it's its own launcher too for some reason
so far i'd basically say it's the reckoning but not shit and in the 17th century
>>175289563
no, just a new meme mod
>>175245829
>Greco-Indian faction
neat
>>175288854
>>175289156
from what I understood there will be more and more of them, maybe harder ones too.
I wonder how's the game from the gameplay perspective in general. Will you become a lord->king later on and the game will progress in the pretty usual m&b style, or is the small party how you roll for the entire game?
loading screen confirmed my suspicions
>>175289563
if you can shell out 15bux
>>175289886
well the factions pages didn't have any lords, just locations
nice lady
>>175290526
>ginge
snowbird isn't taleworlds related
they said it was going to be at an affordable price, i was expecting 5 or 10 at the most
>>175290526
Snowbird doesn't belong to Taleworlds
oh look some commands
>>175290967
same slavs who made WFAS
they actually used some of their assets from WFAS in caribbean too
>>175291176
the question is:
are the topless indian chicks still in the game>
seems like fully 3D menus are the new meme
>>175291761ye
>shit hit the windmill
jesus christ
>>175293914
if you can't meme with the best
libshits btfo
more gekonewerassets?
>>175293914
*tips mitre*
>>175294442
>>175294660
so how's this game about anyway?
a e s t h e t i c
>>175295615
what did he mean by this
>>175273865
Also the Japanese focused on bows first, then spears then swords
Also samurai were mainly retainers and fought ritualised combat, Sengoku jidai is the exception to this rule where land owning peasants are drafted en mass
>>175285525
You're a poorfag
>>175296426
For you
>>175295852
uh
I meant what is this game about, how different is it from your usual m&b mod
It took me two hours to finish the main quest of Zombie Caribbean and there's nothing left to do after that. Half of the map isn't used. The boarding battle you see on the PV is actually just one battle in the main quest and there's no way to do another boarding since unlike Caribbean there are no naval battles, not even ships you can buy. Same for the airship, it's actually just two incredibly repetiting mission where you bomb natives and european "ships".
Anyway don't buy this game it's just not worth 12 bucks, and if you already did then remember that you can still refund.
BTW Tell me if you want me to upload the resource and texture folder.
>>175296806
it's a zombie apocalypse of caribbean's setting, it's more survival oriented
>>175297268
I like the premise, so with a mod "expansion" it could be great.
>>175297268
a big problem with the game is that it's just too easy
>>175298587
>wander around a scene
>find 65/35 plate
jesus christ
christian imageboard
>>175299865
>there is a boobarmor in Caribbean!
>no female companions, not even one
why, what were they thinking
game turns into a joke once you get gear really
>>175300684
there's at least one female companion in this, i think there's some in caribbean but i never really got many companions in that
what are the sexiest mods besides dickplomacy?
>>175271684
blunt damage, which means:
>better for fighting armoured soldiers.
>getting prisoners which can be sold to make mad dosh.
and the most important reason:
A E S T H E T I C
i don't know the answer to your question, though.
>with fire and sword
the memes
what the fuck
>>175305418
"I hope all of them."
>swig
*tips*
ded
very deddon't buy it
>>175311971
There's a crack for it already, installing it right now, I need to witness this trainwreck.
>>175312039
i do have to say though that caribbean is worth buying, especially at this sale price
so if anybody was on the fence about caribbean it's worth the 4bux/5bux it's at now
we'll need to update the pastebin about what the worst paid M&B is now
>>175293914
>Actually uses the term zombie even though up until now they're been copying The Walking Dead and calling them "walkers"
>>175313821
it uses multiple terms but walker crops up the most
never been a fan of this retarded dancing around the zombie term anyway, unless it's like a different language (which is brought up at the beginning iirc from the natives)
are you fucking kidding me
at least these are pretty cool
>>175245829
TLD is Chinese?
>>175314186
I mean it can't be worse right?
what
>>175319041
"woodpunk"
here's all the new weapons
>>175319083
very woodpunk
>>175319247
this bow has a very nice texture
WHY DOESN'T L'AIGLE HAVE UPSTAB
FUUUUUUCK
>>175320796
doccm was too busy prepping jacuck to add it in
>>175320796
it's a ****** mod
Do one handed attacks with spears while using a shield deal less damage then two handing one?
>>175320796
Why doesn't Le Eagle have gameplay?
>>175245829
>Tibet, Japan, and Vietnam were in their tribal ages and needed to wait for another millenium in order to exist
hahaha btfo
>>175321612
yeah polearms have an innate penalty when used one handed
>>175321612
yes
35% (iirc) penalty to damage and speed
>>175321768
>>175321789
Thanks anons
>>175321789
according to that damage calculator sheet it's actually like 22% or so
Wouldn't it be neat if bodies could act as barriers, like during a large siege if they blocked the path up a siege machine
>>175322421
i always thought it would be interesting but dont think it would be very good for actual gameplay
>>175325308
That's what I was thinking as well, I just started thinking about it during a siege I had where the pathway up to the walls was covered in corpses
>>175325308
>>175325776
It could possibly work in a game with different movement mechanics where a knee-high rock isn't an impassable barrier.
>>175326397
that entirely depends on the collision mesh
>>175283414
Which race lets you do yuri ?
IMPORTANT!
>>175329324
kek, anyone who honestly thinks that deserves to get scammed
>>175329456
t h i s
Is the audio quality for the music in The Last Days just really shit or is something wrong on my end?
>>175290623
A huge discount for B&G:C!owners would of been nice.
>>175331091
one of the threads said they weren't allowed to add another discount by steam
>>175294860
oh shit ... to bad the B&G:C!female clothes don't work on the warband female skeleton.
>>175331274
they might fit if you do some roto translate adjustment
>>175331480
Does we really need nuns this swole?
>>175331274
>>175331717
so uh where do you get the nuns in gekokunewer'
>>175331717
I thought prettyfaces only modded the MC
>>175332012
There are no nuns in gekonewer.
>>175332292
no? well that's sad
>>175332524
I could never get them looking decent so I abandoned them.
>>175332292
what mod
>>175332664
well shit, i wanedt a nun army to fill my nanban troops, and a nun companion too, can't get all the companions on this mod.
also
>male onis
Started playing ACOK a while ago. I fucking love how you can visit places like Summerhall and Harroway Town.
>>175333178
ya a gay nerd would love things like that
>>175332886
You find assets for decent female Oni and I will put them in. Untill then it just male Oni-chans.
>>175332689
gekonwerdev build
>>175333237
you know it, baby
>>175333264
well fuck guess i have no reason to capture naputay and that other village for now, can't you just make a female face in red?
>>175333495
No I don't know how to do that. TextureAnon might be kind enough to do that though.
>>175333617
>textureanon
>doing anything
>>175333264
What are the specs needed for it?
>>175333617
well shit, how about reducing the price of nanban armor? christ is so insane how much just for regular plate.and the officer 3/4 armor makes me look fat as fuck.
>>175333816
Morgh's
>>175334168
what?
Axes, swords, or maces?
>>175334570
half axe half spear, a halberd.
>>175334272
morgh's editor. it's an editor for M&B modukes, newfriend.
>tfw there will never be a submod for Anno Domini that does for that map what Phantasy Calradia did for Calradia, ie adding a ton of fantasy races into the game in thematically appropriate locations.
>there will never be various fantasy factions of the same species who differ wildly from a cultural perspective due to different locations (brown elves in the forests of Spain and pale Germanic-themed elves (think Erlkönig) in the center of the continent, happy merchant Romanian dwarves versus their Nordic warrior cousins, wolf riding Steppe orcs in the east and traditional iron-clad hulks in the central plains, ect)
I want it so bad.
>blunt weapons are more effective at dealing with armor than bladed weapons!
>slashing a charger with an arming sword
>59 dmg
>61 dmg
>79 dmg
>bludgeoning it with a heavy spiked club
>36 dmg
>46 dmg
>41 dmg
am i being memed
>>175283414
Why does lolimod give me lag spikes and black palm trees without the trunk?I've already disabled all beserk assets, it still crashes though less frequently
>>175283414
>>175335576
For 1429
>>175335502
no blunt does do more damage against armour but it's not like it gets a damage bonus against armour
but it also depends on a lot of other factors too
Post yfw all green notifications from top to bottom of screen.
>>175336105
>>175335502
are you testing this on unarmoured peasants?
>>175335407
Sounds like the mod you were born to make.
>>175336220
No, on a swadian knight's horse while running at full speed
So Frunk will never put on his trip and take questions here again right? He's probably afraid all we'll do is shit on him for him refusing to give information.
>>175336313
Actually that's a different mod for a different game that I'm making significant strides on. I've already set up a custom race and multiple factions, along with 200+ lines of dialogue. But between that and college I don't have the time to dedicate to something like that unless I'm prepared to dedicate probably months or a whole year to doing it right, so I'll stick to shitposting on 4chan.
>>175335407
so, warhammer, but not done in ten days?
>>175336335
maybe try testing on a swadian knight?
>>175336348
Even Reddit and TW forums are getting pissed at the godawful PR, no way he's gonna come here. Just let him stick to his twitter and bitch about how the entire community is wrong that his community management isn't good.
>>175336504
Well I mean maybe? It'd be more like alternative historical fiction I think, since its basically "what if the actual medieval period had fantasy races also".
>>175256817
>>175257972
Thx mha niggas, anon version is in the pastebin, yes?
>>175334894
Half the length of a regular spear and axe so you don't suffer from the lack of damage when you get gangbanged.
>>175337875
or just get one of these
>>175338629
Going to try it out.
>>175338629
Varg?
>>175339445
we should all strive to be autistic
>>175335407
fantasy sucks dick
now that's a proper ransom
would you let her into your country?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wisiZ4MBS80
No more annoying ""epic music"" playing in the overworld map.
>>175340220
So long as I get dat ass.
>>175335502
>>175339751
fist chambering is truly the patrician's way to fight
>>175340575
the only good thing about that shitty zombie game was that in plate armor you were invulnerable to zombies, so you could punch them to death
>>175340220
I would, but only if she also lets me into her country alright>you're going to lost much more than your homes when i'm done with you
why does this got me hard
virile khergit male with his captured swadian war bride. calradia, 1257 (colorized)
>>175343869
lol
>>175343869
>swadian
>>175344237idk where they stole anzu's ancestors from but she's def not turkic/anatolian
>>175344598
turks are white by default idiot
>>175303237
With lances should I be aiming for the horse or the man
As whenever I go for the Man I miss, but I always take out the horse if I aim there, and then it's just a matter of charging again
Also how does spear bracing work in modded 1257, do I just hold it back and aim, or let go at the last second
>>175322421
Plague mechanics or bust
Also where the fuck are my trebuchet
>>175333178
>playing MSM mods
Nah m8 1257 or bust
>>175294860
can you port L'aigle shooting effects to it?
>>175336348
Who is frunk
Jesus Christ this is such a botch, it's waay too easy and definitely not worth $15
>>175320796
no gameplay
>>175346412
Maybe it can get better with some tweaking? Even some extremely basic shit like beefing up zombies' health and damage would help I suppose.
IDS ABBENING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsYM1SLaiEQ
>>175352732
>the women's category
dropped
>>175352732
So when does the 20th century category start?
>>175352732
>crane shots showing everything but the fight
An American with a katana is less cancerous than this.
>>175352732
>crane shot
gopro when?
Why their swings are so damn slow, there is no way they could actually wound their opponent in a real battle with swings like that
>>175345907
you can keep trying until you get better at lancing the guy. if your lance is of equal length or shorter than the other guy's lance, go for the horse. i have never played modded 1257 desu senpai. but the mods that i've played that had spear bracing, you either, do nothing and your character will crouch on its own(not sure though). or press z or c. or something like this.
>>175345907
Just aim your lance as far right as possible and ride to the left of the enemy, AI will go right into your lance all the time
>>175283414
Well shes supposed to be an elf, but I dont what it says in the files
>>175363847
are you balding?
>>175364285
Almost halfway done now :^)
what's new on gekonewer 1.37?
>>175364620
go with vin diesel look. don't be a faggot, anon.
>>175367768
I shave on a regular basis, yes.
I objectively look better without hair, too.
>>175367912
i'm glad for you, anon.
>>175270297
kill yourself
>>175283414
>I'll re-upload again
http://www99.zippyshare.com/v/K54uieef/file.html
>>175335576
>>175335663
>Black textures
You're running out of VRAM
>>175360407
The custom heads I used for Elfs will do that yeah, the headgear needs to be flagged
I want to see Anzu in full plate.
never ever ever
hold me senpai
>hard drive dies and 1257 save goes with it
>have to start over again
>tfwfeels good desu
>>175371328
fuck off with your bald roach
How bad of an idea would it be to attempt to form your own kingdom and conquer the entire 1257 map? With savescumming, of course.
does anybody else fucking hate the PooP 3.8 D'shar rework?
Man, they just look like the regular ISIS/horse archery/sarranid copypaste faction now
before their bladesmen were a fucking powerhouse and were pretty badass that looked a "What if we mixed azn's with sand ppl"
they were THE cheese faction, you could get a bunch of lvl 15 bitch ass vet spearmen and upgrade them into fucking blazin' ninjas who could rival huscarls, not to mention the windriders, they were dope as heck
now they are just fucking khergit/sarranid ripoffs
I miss my Ninja ISIS
does anybody else fucking hate PooP ?
>>175373954
PooP ripped off Tolkien
>>175373954
>not being a coprophiliac
They could at least let us preorder the damn thing
>>175346412
i got about half of that for the short time i played it
i hope you didn't buy it
>>175351123
i had some thoughts for that but it'd only be a start, there's a load of other shit that'd have to be fixed anyway
>>175374596
>preorder
>without a release date
>when it will most likely be out as early access first anyway
The Zombiest Adventures In The Perverted Age of Enlightenment With a Pinch of Woodpunk is going to blow mount and blade out of the fucking wa-
>>175374770
>>175374770
Don't bully, they've suffered enough
>>175374770
They could've earned more money if they put it up for free behind an adlink.
>>175370506
>You're running out of VRAM
I was afraid of that.Seriously though how many polys did you stuff in there?Also custom races only for 2hu pls
>>175371328
I didn't know she was bald
>>175374770
Shit Should've AT LEAST been some dlc for BnG.
at least caribbean did we-
>>175373230
bretty gud. some anon took all Europe for the welsh. with enough dedication, you can do it. and there isn't much to do desu. it's not like Bannerlord will be out anytime "soon". i just wish someone would merge dickplomacy with 1257pretty please, someone do it
I don't know why people here are recommending anything but a greatsword for dismounted fighting. It is the objectively best weapon for on-foot combat.
Yeah, a blunt weapon is funny to use against retards but anyone above that won't be getting themselves knocked down.
A greatsword allows for the most techniques possible.
>>175375912
i wish someone would merge dickplomacy to gekokunewer
>>175373817
they were overpowered as fuck
i liked them
>>175382270
stop posting my gf
what is parabellum
>>175382493
a native+ mod
better than dickplomacy desu
>>175382493
worthless meme shit like dickplomacy
play mp
>>175382493
a world war I mod for m&b
it has planes and tanks and shit
>>175382493
A terrible mod because it STEALS from everyone else!
never
ever
ever
>>175383159
>0.03 doccmdollars have been deposited to your account
>>175385571
Who is docm, what did he made?
>>175387876
A talented moddel maker who has a couple failed mods under his belt and an overinflated ego for it
>>175388210
um, excuse me
did you know that doccm is a DEVELOPER for a REAL GAME now?!
that's right, sit down sweetie
>>175388393
It's funny because docm isn't even the moder with the biggest ego I've seen. I don't know why people treat him like a god because he can make a pretty jacket, and everything he touches dies.
Are there even farmers/peasants on the map in Ad1257? (modded if that matters)
>>175388664
>>175388393
>>175388210
What mods is he responsible for?
Does anyone else think Pendor is a bit bullshit?
I'm enjoying the work that obviously went into it but where the fuck is the information? How in the hell am I supposed to know where Qualis Gems come from without looking it up? How am I supposed to know how to join a knights order without looking it up?
Almost every mechanic in this mod is beyond bewildering which is doubly annoying when a single little mistake will cost you hours of progress.
Then there's the gameplay. I get that it's supposed to be challenging but even veteran players admit to having to basically cheese every aspect of the game just to get ahead.
Yes I do suck at it before you ask.
>>175388971
Unironically get good. It even says on its download page that it's a difficult mod. if you can't kite parties or chamber bots, don't play pendor yet.
>How in the hell am I supposed to know where Qualis Gems come from without looking it up
You are supposed to start knowing about them only when you first acquire one.
>How am I supposed to know how to join a knights order without looking it up?
Same thing, you should know about that when you bump into that, like in old games.
I kinda agree with you on the cheesing part, but the lack of spoonfeeding is actually a very good approach.
>>175390095
Who can actually chamber proficiently here?
>>175388971
it is an autismgrind mod
also
read the lore
>>175390335
all of it
>>175390212
It's not much harder than blocking
>>175390335
Any mods you'd recommend instead?
>when you finally find the helmet you want but it clips through your armour
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>175390976
1860s Old America. One of the best total conversion mods for warband.
My issue with PoP is the lack of high-end enemy variety from my experience. The developers have a huge hard on for spamming heavy cavalry.
>>175390953
the timing is fucking annoying to get down when you're in the thick of battle
>>175392048
this better be bait
>>175392147
You get used to it just like with blocking and attacking.
>>175390212
chambering in SP and MP are two completely different games
>>175392231
>a whole new detailed map
>authentic wild west experience
>good assets
>the only mod set in american civil war period
I don't get you senpai
>>175392841
1860 is just a shittier version of 1866 made by that useless pasta nigger gabby
>>175388965
l'aigle
>>175390212
once you practice it enough you just start doing it automatically
Does anyone else use different sets for when you're at war and when there's peace?
>>175394332
if i did you wouldnt be able to tell the differencebecause there is no peace
>>175394332
You look like a slave in both
>>175394332
When there's peace, you should be out starting wars.
>>175394332
>adding anachronistic items
>>175394484
>>175394636
I tried but the Pope is against war for some reason, even against the disgusting sandfolk.
>>175394332
Why are you wearing armor in peace times? Get yourself a robe fellow Christian
>>175394332
this is AD1257 right? I've never seen some of that stuff in it
and sometimes I change into something when I go to a feast
>>175394853
What's anachronistic besides the poleaxe?
>>175395684
>poleaxe
that's clearly a hammer anon
>>175395684
>poleaxe
>it's a hammer
>>175395127
Yes, I added everything from Brytenwalda, bunch of stuff from Sands of Faith and misc OSPs.
I'm not one of the "historically accurate" people,
>>175396217
woops, had an autism attack, forgive me
>>175394332
>armor in peacetime
Why bother
>Play SP through various mods for over 390 hours, most of it on 96% difficulty (Everything at max except for having damage to me at 1/2)
>Try vanilla MP
>Go 1-15 on duel servers
REEEE human attack patterns are so weird and people spin like fucking ballerinas. Thank god this is Chiv and SP is exponentially deeper than MP (With the only exception being maybe PW, which always seems to be dead in EST servers)
>>175397135
sp is about as deep as a pool of piss compared to mp
>>175396859
Bandits and groups of 1200 rebelling pheasants.
>>175397135
>play mp for the first time and get rekt
>i-it's not deep you guys
>>175397135
>gets btfo because he's not fighting braindead AI
>h-haha this g-g-game has n-n-n-n-no depth
>>175397135
>except for having damage to me at 1/2
>>175397135
Dumb frogposter
>>175397135
why didn't you start with something easier? Like DM/TDM/Siege servers?
>>175397135
Very few people that are actually good at dueling belong to this often repeated caricature of ballerinas in terms of excessive spinning
>>175397304
>>175397405
I mean "depth" as in an immersive experience w/ lore and world-building and an end goal etc. not combat. PW is the only thing I've seen with role-playing elements everything else is just fighting (Which isn't inherently bad but Chiv already does that)
>>175399751
>lore and world-building and an end goal etc
Lad, I hate to break to you, but hadn't you noticed that warband's world building was made over the better part of an afternoon by a bunch of t*rks?
>>175399751
>an immersive experience w/ lore and world-building
>warband
>This guy shows up at your wedding.
What do?
>>175403069
Fuck him in the ass to assert dominance and mate guarding
>>175397135
>play SP on 1/4 damage a lot
>don't bother going online
>a few hundred hours later, decide to finally go MP
>join some russian siege map
>get really "in the zone"
>end up at the top of the leaderboards
>never play MP again
>>175399751
>(Which isn't inherently bad but Chiv already does that)
Poorly
Tell me about the state of your kingdom, /mbg/.
Who are you supporting, who are you fighting, and how is it going?
>>175406754
Is this nova autism?
>>175406956
unbased newfag
>>175406754
depends which game really
for VC we expanded and got to a point where everybody declared war on us, so now i've just been putting out fires and been unable to expand further
for caribbean i made my own faction but it's boring as fuck because even when you're at war the enemy factions barely do anything, i might restart that game anyway
for WFAS it's really random because the forts tend to have small garrisons, so it's really easy to lose and gain territory
>>175406754
forever an hobo
apart from the time in nativewhen i helped the butter king spread the word of dairy across all of calradia
>>175406754
>Who are you supporting
Moortugal Saga 2
>who are you fighting
Removing Granada dunecoons
>how is it going?
Brettyebin
>>175388971
>Mechanics aren't explained in the game
Welcome to Mount & Blade.
They really didn't want to pay taxes
>>175408481
mod?
is it good?
>>175409190
:^)
>>175406754
I support the Pope and if you do not, you are a heathen. We do not go to war, but we organize
>sufficient
feasts. Can they be any better than sufficient? I've biouught 25.000 denars worth of food, oil and spices.
>>175409175
is this the new zombie game i've heard so much about
>>175409841
you cant get magnificent feasts in native iirc
>>175409841
Because of a bug in the code, no.
The Spaniards have the best possible defence right now; I can't be bothered to fight them.
Not necessarily because I think I'd lose, or because they're so huge, but mostly because we share so many fronts. It sounds way too fucking bothersome to fight someone who can open a front anywhere from the Balkans to Florida.
So I guess that just means I have to accept that I'll never see Luxembourg, Bremen or Frankfurt returned to their rightful Dutch masters.
>>175410159
>>175410190
Well that's a slight waste of 25.000 denars then. But now I can host a feast that can go on for a year or longer.
>>175410395
Is this the 16th century mod?
>>175411568
Warwolf.
>>175412336
It's a texture swap for the 1257 map to get rid of the shitty 2009 military shooter desaturation, newfriend.
>>175412232
How can you even get past all the shitty translations?
>>175412592
i haven't been in /mbg/ for a while so thanks lad
> Three of these are liars, can you L.A. Noire them?
Yes, these are all my cities.
>>175412913
Medieval Conquest?
is the "lord and ladies from different kingdoms are related" a bug or on purpose?
>>175413178
It's AD 2167 and I think that is on purpose, doubt relations are randomly generated.
>>175412809
I never thought it was very hard at all. The idea that the mod is incomprehensible is just a rumour.
Besides, I'm around 1250 days into this save, so I've gotten the hang of what I need to know.
>>175413335
>AD 2167
we sci-fi now
Never forget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezl2yg6i-Jg
why is this thread so fast
>>175413938
135 posters
a lot for /mbg/ when there's no bannerlord news
warband isn't even on sale either
Should I try warwolf or ad 1257 next?
>>175412913
It could be all four cities are the same prosperity value, and maxed. So how each Guild Master evaluates it, their city is the richest, even though they may technically be tied with others.
>>175414158
floris evolved
>>175406754
No kingdom, only MP, start polishing up those fighting skills noobs.
>>175414426
Fair that is indeed what seems to have happened.
But if you look closely at the facial expressions and also ask a city that is not maxed, you'll know that Aix-en-Provence is the guy not lying.
Has anyone tried a horseless playthrough? How much of a different game is it?
>>175415009
it's the same game except you don't have a horse
>>175415009
>Blade: Warband
>>175413502
I would do a Alpha Centauri mod if I could find assets for it
Has anything interesting happened the last few months mod- or Bannerlord-wise?
I noticed AWOIAF finally got out off beta, but apparently none of you fags want to play it.
El Guapo has just released his Sturgia game
>>175415251
Yes, but what kind of playthrough does that turn out to be like? What kind of builds are viable if you decide horses aren't your thing? Do you build armies your own survival since you don't have the evasion horses offer? I was wondering if anyone had any thoughts before I go and try it.
>>175415932
nigga what do you think it's not rocket surgery
>don't put points into anything horse related
>have points free to do other things with
>>175096906
>tfw will never go back in time to play m&b again when it was popular
>tfw suffer because australian
>no populated servers at any time of the day unless its a nw event
I just want to play different mods like VC multuplayer, is it that hard?
>>175414839
>being a cavbaby
>>175415932
Nigger... it's just mount & blade without a horse. You still do the same shit with your army, only you don't go around hacking heads off at turbospeed.
What other explanation do you want?
>>175416270
VC MP was dead after release because of how much of a shitshow release was
>>175416402
Better than what I have to play now in native or nw
>Autism commander mode with 20 people at all times of the day
>Invasion shit on native with the same amount
Never any variety asides from the annual australian pw server that pops up only to die about a week later
>>175416784
it's not that much better in burgerland either desu
>>175416784
on US it's just GK tdm or invasion mode
for NW at least it's siege
commander battle isn't too bad actually
>>175415932
considering the fact that you could learn how to read and write, you won't need more than 3 battles to fully master non-cav tactics (inf in 2-3 lines and archers behind them).
The issue is that this gets pretty boring after some time.
>>175416992
Burgerland has fucking players, 11:30am on a sunday gives us the highest amount of players
>>175417234
>commander battle isn't too bad actually
t.I wanna fight bots all the time shitter
>Wikipedia blocked in Turkey
How long before they ban video games and shut down TaleWorlds?
>>175416784
>>175417448
>tfw I led a big NW regiment like the autist I am
I don't know whether to be proud or sad
>>175417448
>Burgerland has fucking players
not as many as there were and most servers are shit game modes
>>175417730
>tfw will never be in a reg with over 20 active people in it
>tfw only group i lead was a furry rp troll group
>>175414870
>asking a thread of mostly autists to detect extremely subtle facial clues off fictional characters
Firenze guy is arguably happy though. Other two seem slightly unconvinced.
>>175415009
I've done a Nord and a Rhodok run where I was mostly a footslogger. It's alright, main issue is using a bow on foot only sucks ass; crossbows are the way to go, especially with a board shield on back, just turn around every time you need to reload and you're golden. My Nord player I was just throwing axes all day every day, then pick up weapons from the dead when I run out of axes. Obviously you need to invest in AGI and Athletics, also being foot only is a little troublesome for commanding as you have less vision and you can't move around the field as easily to get a good vantage (usually I wind up going Saddle Horse anyway, just to ride as a spotter, then dismount when battle is about to engage).
>>175417730
I was watching a few battles of organized regiment line battles, that actually looked pretty fun. I don't know if I could take requiring a voice chat anymore though (too introverted for that).
>>175416784
>living in yurop and playing minisiege with 160 players
>>175417448
>t.I wanna fight bots all the time shitter
not talking about humans vs bots, i mean the one where you command divisions of troops against the other team
i don't play it much but it was fun enough
>>175418524
>that actually looked pretty fun
It was. Owning a little community where you played competitively is fun, especially when it's organized and you make your own little regiment personality and style
I quit because the community was dying really fast and I had to start university again
>>175417234
Commander battle can be pretty fun if you have enough players.
>>175423206
That picture of the Bulugha Castle skeleton is the perfect picture for /mbg/ all the time.
BANNERLORD FUCKING WHEN?!
>>175424974
what a pussy
btw is it worth the bother to join a NW reg?
tired of waiting for bannerlord
>>175416315
>not being a master at multiple classes
my archery is my worst class, and even then your going to be hard pressed to win. i already know im a better blocker, i bet i could kick you 3 times before killing you.
>>175424974
Board stacks are complete bullshit. Those and how stupidly overpowered bayonets are are probably the main flaws with NW.
>>175426302
They only attack in 2 directions
git gud
>>175426407
Yeah and so do spears and pikes yet bayonets are almost double their damage and speed values. They are OP as fuck. Also servers that prevent you from picking up more than one musket/rifle are no-fun allowed.
What's the opinion on Battle Brothers?
>>175427914
Meh.
>>175426302
>>175426407
The sidearm swords should be buffed in swing speed to help flesh out the variety so the bayonet isnt king.
>>175428394
or maybe make bayonets not entirely better than standalone spears
>>175428692
or that. I guess buffing weapons like the melee for the non-bayonet weapons would be good too.
Also, I feel like armor is also a massive meme in this game, with it basically doing nothing to fuck all
>>175415765
Expedition?
>>175428998
it's pretty shitty having spears that do 25p and 75 speed and then muskets which can shoot and do 45p with 85 speed
i'd be fine with them doing more damage than spears but they'd have to be much slower because muskets are fucking heavy
>Also, I feel like armor is also a massive meme in this game
in nappy? basically there's two armour types:
almost everybody which is 14 armour
cuirassiers/ship crew who have 34 or so
also everybody gets like 40 leg armour
>>175427914
i like it
AWOIAF WHEN
are there any good Rome mods? how's Imperial Rome?
>>175432283
dunno if it's any good but RaW is supposed to be the most finished
>>175270297you play eu4? there's a mod that uses that picture.
>>175432358
>>175432283
All the Rome mods are generally hated at /mbg/. No idea why
>>175432638
more for lack of a finished rome mod than anything, there's a bunch but none of them are done because they won't combine efforts
>>175433563
how unfinished and shitty are they? the let's play from Imperial Rome I just watched looked pretty fun
>>175433838
i haven't really got far into any of them, but a lot of them are MP based
good idea is to just put cheats on and hop around the game, see the items, the factions, get a bunch of troops and get in a battle
if it seems good enough then turn cheats off and start a proper game
>>175432550
not him but I think you mean hoi4
>>175434003
is there a hio4 mod that does that? i havent played my hoi4 yet.
>Just to try to make UI a bit more responsive
>Break everything
Fug.
>>175435038
Sure there is.
I can't remember the name though but it had something to do with toast.
Hell there's even a girls und panzer one
Hmm... I didn't know that 13th century slavs used ghost horses
>tfw tweaking ACOK to make it funner and more balanced
>feel like I'm trying to turn shit into gold
Speaking of little-used mods, how's Star Wars Conquest?
don't like it don't buy it goy
is there a dickplomacy with firearms?
>>175436514
who would you give firearms to in native without disturbing the balance
>>175436649
khergits
>>175436649
the sandniggers
>>175436649
Rhodok Sharpshooters. They might as well have them, right? :^)
>>175436649
i just want dicks and muskets
>>175436762
better if you could give them 100% chance to get thrown for their inf but it didn't flag them as archers tbqh
>>175429092
YesThank Odin!
>>175435615
;_; thank you anon
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
>>175439610
What is this? That zombie shit?
>>175439610
>>175436328
fucking DELETE THIS
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
>>175439660
>>175439684
TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL
>>175439821
>>175440007
WHAT HAVE I BECOME
>>175436079
Pretty buggy but it has it's charm. The more recent version (with the port to Warband) has a few top-tier scenes, I think Bothawui is probably one of the best city scenes in an M&B game (great music).
While the Lords and basic gameworld layout have some questionable design and writing parts, like Tarkin and Obi-Wan being alive after the Battle of Yavin, or Endor, Hoth, and Bespin being Hub Worlds (Town equivalent), the Companions are all top-tier. Besides the most recent and unfinished droids, every companion character is well balanced, varied, and decently written. A silly girl with force-sensitivity, an absent-minded Trandoshan Bounty hunter, a Rodian con-artist, a formerly rich mob-boss son turned swoop racer, and Kyle Katarn are among a wide group of decent companions, that makes going into Cantinas worthwhile throughout the game. Fun writing and solidly balanced characters.
Weapons and armors are actually decent, although you could tell they were added in phases and some weren't balanced to old ones or vice-versa (especially with military uniforms). Blasters work well enough, maybe a little weak, but they are still effective (and varied), and melee weapons are varied and effective although Lightsabers are a bit OP and a little too prevelant in the game for my liking. Force Powers are interestingly added, they basically replace Archery, and are pretty well balanced (hard to use and ineffective at lower skill thresholds, but master skill levels can be very fast, precise, and effective).
Faction balance is surprisingly decent, although the Empire obviously has the advantage, they'd get fucked over if both the Rebel Alliance and Hutt Cartel go to war with them; it's three primary factions, and so they do sort of balance in that if all three are in war, the one fighting both will be the faction to suffer, so they try not to get into that situation. Also I'm surprised how well the basic M&B mechanics work in a Star Wars setting.
>it's another 1257 AD bullshit siege scenes episode
(((possibility))) of some news in may i guess
>>175440291
>"game fair"
>turkish developers
>as in: "TaleWorlds Entertainment (and some other fuckers)"
also
>implying they aren't being forced to go by order of Sultan Erdogan I
>>175440291
Old stuff for sure. It won't even be 8 months since the last blog, that's far too frequent for our tiny brains to comprehend.
>>175440085
>>175436079
Now for the ugly.
The battle scenes are pretty bad for the most part, maybe 1/3 of all the battle scenes are worthwhile for speeder bikes (the cavalry of SWC), and the mechanic for the game is when two Fleets (parties) engage in battle, you can choose to fight there (which goes to a mediocre large empty hangar where both armies duke it out), or you can choose to land on the nearest Hub World and fight there (and there is only one "battle map" per hub, so it gets old). Many of these scenes are not well designed, and are mainly just long tunnels with each army at one end; makes speeder bikes almost worthless in a lot of them as I said. Others, have wierd issues (in my screenshot, I do like this map (Coruscant Battle), but it can be small, performs not so well if full of units, and I accidently fell in the unplayable area in the center of the map using Force Jump a bit too much. Another design nitpick, is except for a few larger "outdoor" maps, there is very little useful elevation different in maps.
SWC has a lot of straight garbage scenes too, plenty of them are broken; several siege scenes will be set up so the enemy garrison spawns outside the playable area so you just gotta hope they are in line of sight. I learned that the hard way when I had a force of only Jedi acolytes and Baby Rancors (which usually are great for base assaults), they got stuck on an invisible wall and couldn't do shit. There is also this one planet that is mistakenly under water (not thematically, like Dac/Manaan, but game mechanically), so you can't run, jump or use a speed in it, and walking is minimum speed. Several planets have little things like quest targets spawning just outside the playable space, stupid shit like that; I'd guess maybe 10% of all the scenes have some glaring error like that.
So yeah, it's not polished at all, but when SWC does work, it is fun as hell, and it's a surprisingly interesting take on M&B.
>>175440085
>The more recent version (with the port to Warband)
when did this happen?
>>175441094
It's still 0.9.4, but the port was finished in late 2015 I think. It was by swyter or Swyter or SWyter, whatever.
https://swconquest.github.io/
I generally like the M&B classic version better, although fighting on ship crashes the game in 0.9.4, but as I said in my "review", those maps are mediocre at best anyway. I haven't played the Warband port that heavily though so I don't know if it improves in general or not (I do know "fight on ship" does work on the Warband port though).
>>175436728
This would be interesting desu
>>175370506
Why do I get shader could not be found errors out of the ass with this?
Dickplomacy worked fine before
>>175442413
nah it would just be the same old khergits but with a shitty handgonne unit that dies right away because there's no infantry to protect them
>>175442512
You're not using enough guns if you need infantry
>>175442413
i think it's the only faction that you could add it to balance wise
>>175442512
you could make the handgonners the infantry
like this
http://totalwar.honga.net/unit.php?v=m2tw&f=denmark&d=Hand_Gunners
>>175388971
Aight, you stupid mofo.
Uninstall 3.8, its fucking horrible and unstable.
Now, assuming you have 3.7, create a new character (preferably female because its funnier that way) and go Father was a merchant>merchant>merchant>letter that changed ur lief. Now, invest ALL your points lvl 1 in INT, and you can have 18 INT lvl1.
Max out surgery, wound treatment, don't bother with first aid or engineering, and max out spotting and pathfinding.
You'll have some points left, its up to you where to put them, i usually put the 3 leftovers into Shield so i can wield a Noldor Shield from the get go.
Go into taverns.
Hire shit ton of nobles / merc armsman if you just want to fight bandits.
Sarleon/Ravenstern/Empire will not be chill with you, so just get 800 spare denars, find a dude in a castle and pay them.
Javiksholm flax > Avendor route is bretty good considering you have 6 trade from the get go.
Senderfall / Torbah is good for cheap iron / salt.
Now, when you go into taverns, try find and hire Sir Jocelyn (more like Sir Brocelyn), hes like a total badass at combat, high lvl & trainer skill, engineer, tactics, he's the only companion you need.
You would notice by fighting a couple of bandits that you fucking suck at combat., this is normal. But worry not, pic related is my character. If you don't want to get into horse archery, getting your character to god mode status for a lvl 15 character like mine is would be way quicker as you would focus on Power Strike only.
>>175442969
>Uninstall 3.8, its fucking horrible and unstable.
are you saying that because 3.8 finally made the models/textures not look like ass and now your shit slav PC can't run it without crashing
>>175442969
>dx7
>>175443184
>graphicsfag on M&B of all fucking things
>calling others plebeian
You know there were Patrician class Romans who were poor, right? Oh wait you wouldn't, because you're probably a fucking Sarmatian or worse, a Gaul.
>>175443387
>>175442969
--FACTIONS--
Sarleon: Average regular units, reliant on nobles for the heavy stomping Swadian Knight BS units.
Fierdsvain: Shittiest. Faction. In. The. Fucking. Game. DO NOT USE THEM. (unless you want Valkyries.)
Ravenstern: Pretty amazing for defensive purpose, their archers are good, their infantry is decent.
Baccus Empire: Most unoriginal faction, but also a plain copy of Rhocucks. Their xbows are strong, their infantry guys are sort of a mixed bag. I don't really like playing as them.
D'Shar: BEST FUCKING FACTION, >>175373817
They are chessy as fuck, you can train the best infantry in the game from a lvl 15 unit, BS nobles, even more BS Knighthood Order that's pratically jack of all trades master of 80%
of it all (Dustriders are shittier versions of Windriders tho)
Their peasant archers are shit, but your nobles & KHO is bullshit. Taking 50 D'Shar Bladesmen and some 20 Windriders is plenty of enough to take a castle composing of 180 dudebros. The Bladesmen kick ABOSLUTE ASS in sieges with their throwing weapons and daggers shit. Ninja ISIS is best faction man.
--DANGEROUS TERRITORY--
Laria: Elves ripped off from Tolkien.
Singal: Singalian Slavers
The steppes between Ravenstern and Sarleon/Empire: Jatu
--Good units--
D'Shar in general
Nobles at taverns, they are units that can be trained into mofos that can rival KHO.
Mercenaries, only good for killing bandits though.
Ravenstern Archers.
Sarleon Halberdiers / Knights.
Heretic Worshippers are decent for bandits as well, if you can rescue them from a battle.
Peasant Woman trooplines are good, but they take too long to train.
--Qualis Gems--
1 at Rane. 1 at Red Brotherhood hideout (ask travellers for info 10 denars and sometimes they give the location), plenty with unique spawns (just cheese them, bait them into Noldor land)
--How to fuck up the treehuggers--
Autocalc is your best friend, use Adventurers/Hero Adventurers or KHO.
You will get Noldor prisoners, free them.
Rinse and repeat.
I thought that Snowbird fired everyone?
Who is making this?
>>175443572
>Baccus Empire: Most unoriginal faction
none of the PooP factions are original
>>175443085
No i can still play it fine 40 FPS with it's memory leak issue.
And its a bit buggy (you can have Kings join you as Vassals...), not to mention some of the changes are a bit bad.
>>175443639
The jews that took over.
You motherfuckers need to read the lore.
Anyone got that picture of Anzu with bowl haircut?
>>175443572
>>175442969
--KNIGHTHOOD ORDERS--
Top tier:
Silvermists
Ebony Gaunlet
Knights of the Dawn/Eventide
Whatever Noldor Wannabe your CKO is
Patrician tier:
Windriders
Lion
Shadow Legion
Griffon
Empire Immortals
Sorta getting shit but still good tier:
Lady Valkyries
Dragon
Shit tier:
Clarion Call
Raven Spear
Falcon
Who? Tier:
Pheonix
Radiant Cross
I normally join the Silvermists in my games.
Best order for your qualis gem would have to be Ebony Gaunlet though, but they reduce your relations with the tree huggers, and their armor looks horrible.
If starting your own kingdom, definitely choose Pendor culture, you can change the culture but for 200k and a hefty relationship price, it's not worth it going for (example) Ravensterns to defend your shit for the first 2 months then throwing away 200k and all your vassals for Pendor culture.
>>175178506
Looks good.
>paid mod
Wait...
>>175335502
Blunt usually has lower damage for balance. On the upside, I think they're better for knocking down enemies.
>>175443887
WE WUZ KANGZ until some tribal mountain fuckers wrecked our shit.
>>175444883
Why knock an enemy down when you can stab them in the ass?