Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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1st for waifus

>>174771397
>stronger than male huskar
shit taste

>>174771397
delete this

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>>174771397

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>>174771665
>>174771689
>being scared of strong women

>>174771949
No, just scared of any implication that huskar is strong
This is a good post

CM can do so many things, if they buffed her ms a bit she'd be picked every game. It's only a matter of time though, 11 straight patches she's been buffed.

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REMINDER

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>>174772474
reminder your waifu a slut

>slark buys dust level 1 to deal with solo off weaver
>oh good, he's not retarded
>proceeds to completely fuck lane equillibrium, shove waves under tower, farm the pull camp when I pull, feed, and try to go on weaver at 200hp while weaver has 500 because lol I have dust

I WANNA DIEEEEE AND TAKE THESE FAGGOTS WITH ME

>>174772957
>safelane void literally is not laning against any one
>fucks up creep equilibrium (two ranged creeps on the third wave)
>"fucking useless support can't pull just not doing anything"

>>174772957
>carry has to buy dust during lane stage
he had good intentions but had bad support

>MVP gaming is back
be still my beating heart

>0K-1K
The Wild West Clown Fiesta

>1k-2k
The Bad and they know it Bracket

>2k-3k
Slark/LC mainer bracket

>3k-4k
The "who has fewer tilters on their team" bracket

>4k-5k
Dota Purgatory/Hell

>5k-6k
Bought accounts

>6k+
Dota Heaven

>>174773242
Remember when d2g said Korea would dominate dota? MVP still has to win anything relevant.

Why are d2g shitposters always wrong?

>>174773250
4-5k is also bought accounts

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tfw you fuck up and lose a game that was basically already won
s-sorry team

>>174773364
It is a mix of the bought accounts from 5-6K and the dedicated tilting pieces of shit 3-4K.

Thus, Dota Hell.

>>174773379
so you are that guy d2g is always talking and blogging about

get your shit together for fucks sake

Holy fucking shit moding sounds is a fucking pain in the ass. I'm surprised that no one ripped the wc3 sounds to reborn yet but maybe I'll do it.

>>174773517
What?
Pls, it was the first time that happened to me, usually I have a positive or neutral game impact

>>174773349
They were really strong for like 2 majors.

>>174773182
He bought them level 1.
He then used 1 to get a kill, then once more to feed with it.

>>174772957
Why didn't you buy the dust, you fucking trashcan retard?

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>tfw play Dota 2 with "Un-break My Heart" as my background music

https://soundcloud.com/tonibraxton/un-break-my-heart

>>174773821
Not him but if you're playing hard5 then you probably won't have gold to buy a dust to start. Depending on the bracket, you need to TP to lane or shrine as soon as game starts to anticipate wards, then you need to buy an obs and sent to secure the lane before the first wave spawns. There's no way a supp can afford the 180gold for an offensive dust.

ever have one of those games where the odds are completely against you draftwise but you manage to pull out a win based on good late game decision making and you get to shit on the people who shattalk you all game

what a goddamn feeling
blog over

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>>174774273
yes

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>>174774420
damn this is a good image

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what did he mean by this?

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>games begin at 2 am

fuck

are fnatic our boys or are clutch our boys

>>174774057
>>174773821
This. I started with a sent, but I used it to deward mid, and figured I could just bully Weaver at 1 since I took Shadow Shaman.
Which worked, it's just Slark auto attacked the lane and never denied to Weaver was level 5 at minute 4.

>>174775454
>I started with a sent, but I used it to deward mid,
So you got 100g for another sentry

>>174775565
Sure, but mid used the courier, so it's not like I had it, and this point is all moot. Slark bought level 1 before the game even began.

I sort of want to spam hard carries, even if I have to play them as supports. I feel like there are games that I could win as (support) troll that I couldn't as Rubick. Shit tier btw

what do you think of people that boost their friends accounts out of 1k?

>>174776354
You will lose every game

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Can you stop raiding our site? Thanks.

>>174776706
You say that, but I have won 70% of the games that I have gone jungle as Terrorblade when we already have a safe lane carry

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>go shadow shaman
>vs lardar sandking lane
>go ether shock first so I can trade better since shackles will be useless
>trade well
>spec realizes I took shock first
>lets me die when SK overextends, tells me to leave lane and I'm trash, loses lane to solo SK and gets no farm

I guess I've climbed high enough to finally reach those forever tilted faggots that throw games over literally nothing.
Why can't everyone be as chill as they are in normal skill.

>>174775371
literally who plays on fnatic nowadays

>>174777181
/ourgirl(male)/ Febby

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Is Kiev the least exciting """"big"""" tournament yet? Dota feels dead, m8s.

>>174777025
take hex you loser

>>174773250
What's unranked then?

just started playing this game. Says i have to be lvl 5 to use public chat but im already at lvl 8 and still cant use it. What's the deal with that?

>>174771313
So, i've played most other MOBAs (Smite, League of Legends, etc.) and HotS, and thought trying DotA 2 out could be fun. After playing a single match (not even to the end) i have a couple questions:

Can i lock the camera, and if so, how?

How to i interpret this minimap? All i see are tiny arrows on a grey background.

Is the map asymmetric? Why?

What skills will transfer well from other MOBAs and HotS?

My PC is a toaster, can the game still run to a playable level while not looking like an art project made of puke?

And most importantly, how am i supposed to have fun in this? Any fun heroes good for a new player for me to learn the mechanics? Because right now i'm completely fucking lost.

I can't stop playing doom guys.

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>win game
>+26 mmr

>>174778401
kill you're self

>>174778401
>Can i lock the camera, and if so, how?
You have access to the steam console which means you can bind just about anything you want. .

In this case, "BindToggle <key> dota_camera_lock"
Without the " marks of course

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How do I stop getting mad when things don't go my way?

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>>174778546
>win game
>+31 mmr

>>174778401
If you're going to lock the camera you're better off playing something else

>>174778285
nice

>brew is finally strong
>i'm the best brewmaster player in the world, as I also identify as a tripolar alcoholic
>have risen from 3.8 to 4.3k in 2 weeks

now THIS is podracing

>>174777650
>take his worst spell level 1
Literally why

WHEN DO E-SPORTS BEGIN?

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>>174779129
>i'm the best brewmaster in the world
>4.2k

>>174778401
>How to i interpret this minimap? All i see are tiny arrows on a grey background.
surely it's really fucking obvious that's the hero positions on the map you mong

it even gives you direction unlike every other assfaggots ever

>>174779703
since when does frampt have shoulders?

>>174778627
stop and think to yourself
>is this helping me? is it productive to be whinging and being mad now?
you will find more often than not the answer to that is "no", so you just need to focus on the fact that, even if the things around you are complete and utter dogshit (whether that be things in real life, or other dota players), it is not productive to be mad about it, and eventually the feeling will be dispell

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>post on d2g
>Everyone's assblasted and can't grok the 'mes

>Post on csgog
>Everyone's chill and memes expertly

What a difference between a first world general like csgog and a thirdie containment thread like d2g

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Hello /d2g/

When do they announce the teams/line ups for the thing that starts on the 24th?

>>174779826
Yes, i know that, the thing is, how do a know which arrow is which hero, which arrows are from my team and which ones are from the enemy team, where the hell are the camps on the map, etc. The minimap being really small also doesn't help.

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>doom is bad

-d2g

league is better

WHEN DO E-SPORTS BEGIN

>>174778401
>Can i lock the camera, and if so, how?
kys yourself
>How to i interpret this minimap? All i see are tiny arrows on a grey background.
you will get used to it, also there are an option to change grey background to normal colors and arrows to hero portraits
>Is the map asymmetric? Why?
icefrog is absolute madman, don't question his design decisions
>What skills will transfer well from other MOBAs and HotS?
idk last hitting and general map awareness may be
you need to learn more things in dota than in all those games you listed combined
>My PC is a toaster, can the game still run to a playable level while not looking like an art project made of puke?
i recently upgraded my 8 year old PC (think of PS3/Xbox360 era), and it could handle dota at 50-60 fps just fine on lowest settings with 100% rendering
>And most importantly, how am i supposed to have fun in this?
you don't

>>174780907
19 hours. I'm sleeping soon so I can watch all the games tomorrow

>>174780680
they already did
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Kiev_Major/2017/Group_Stage
>>174780756
>3.5k mmr
>>174780907
tomorrow at 6 AM GMT

>>174779129
Brew is utterly retarded at the moment.
>hero whose biggest problem was falling off but who still retains incredibly strong utility throughout
>give him stupidly good talents
30 attack speed, 75 extra thunderclap damage, 20 strength, 120 damage, bam, strong as fuck late game carry if you need it.
Or 2k extra health for brewlings, both are good as hell.

>>174780756
in dota everything is possible
d2g is always wrong
more breaking news at 18:30

>>174780756
Your Match Making Rank

Post It

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>>174781591
no bully

>>174781660
Better than mine. I cant get Doom to work no matter what I try... What's your item build?

>aether lens + talisman of evasion + recipe = aether jewel
-what aether lens does
-25% evasion
-reduces mana costs by 40%

>>174782254
>electric gay mexican laugh in background
make it 10% or something
or make it active with 5 seconds duration and 30 seconds cooldown

>>174781929
Starting items - PMS+Tangoes
Skill build - Q, W, W, E, W, R, W, Q and so on.
Item build - Vlads, Blademail, BoTs, Shadow Blade/Blink, whatever the fuck you like at this point
Early game creeps to eat - large satyr, burd, harpy
Late game creeps to eat - wolf, hellbear, burd

>>174782574
Really? The bird? Why?

>>174782675
The armor. That's pretty much it.

>>174782714
It's only 3 armor. If you're that desperate for armor late why don't you just build an AC and/or Shivas?
I'd rather the Centaur or Troll late.

>>174781660
*bullies*

>>174782872
I guess a Troll/Centaur are better choices but that means more buttons to press

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>>174783154
>getting anything else but the wolf for lategame
you have to be literally retarded to ditch a FREE venge aura and crit for a shitty stun

[Spoiler] Insider bro here. Changes to be made to midas and pit lord for Kiev major.

Midas will be like moonshard, will give x% extra gold for last hits / hero kills, does not apply to buildings when held, if used will give 75% of x%

Pit Lord's ultimate being reworked to be like Furion's teleport.

>>174783378
>midas will be like moonshard
what the fuck is that even supposed to mean you autist

>>174783432

when held it will give more gold, it is not an active item with a cooldown. it can be used on your hero like moonshard can be, to give a buff, but for less values than the item being held.

>>174783250
Sometimes you gotta settle with shit because either the game hates you and doesn't spawn wolves or everyone just clears them out before you get to them.

>>174783516
sounds good desu
too bad this post is 99% fake
baka
still screenshotting it just in case

comfy sunsfan cast

>>174783580
just eat the ancients bro :^)
thunderlizard is pretty good

>>174783601

They are working out the kinks because of alchemist already having greed. It's not scaling properly with that skill, and it's holding everything up. Currently the multipliers are giving nearly 800-1.2k per rune, they can't figure out why.

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>>174783378
>removing bonus XP from midas
AS IF IT'S RECENT NERF AND TRANQUILS NERF WEREN'T ENOUGH

>>174783682
valve being incompetent fucks makes it sound more believable
thanks for the info fake(?) insiderbro

>>174783734
talents ruined dota

but it would have stagnated and died if it didn't change at all

>>174783734

Most heroes who need the bonus XP midas offers have a talent for it. Talents are why this change is happening.

Now that the dust has settled, did strict solo queue benefit the game?

>>174783948

Yes. My MMR Was on the decline thanks to people who thought because they were in a group with a friend were somehow indestructable.

Since the addition of solo queue, I've lost 3/18 matches.

>>174783378
Wasn't the whole point of midas to benefit supports to eek out gold without taking it from cores?

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Explain this.

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REMINDER

17h 38m 08s

Singsing is streaming

>>174784539
wrong thread

Sing is just waiting for valve to make dota fun again

Question to d2g: why is solo queue so fun? I didnt expect it, but holy shit the improvement in my games.

>>174784781
except that already happened

singsing is embarrassed of being a washed up hasbeen shitter

when's the next esports dotards, Kiev is too long of a wait

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>>174781437
Thanks, so a good strat will be to pick player cards based on this who play more the day - or do they play the same amount of times?

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wake up
(WAKE ME UP INSIDE)
can't wake up
(WAKE ME UP INSIDE)

save
m
e

>>174785787
>tfw you will never be as shitty as psg

and I am damn shitty

>>174785719
Everyone will play a bo3 every day, the only exception is the last day when top and bottom teams won't play so look out for that.

Just pick your golden/silver and hope for the best.

>>174785909
>tfw golden matumba

I'm counting on our bou

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>>174785787
>losing normal skill games

>>174785984
Ah okay, last time I asked the anon gave me advice about checking the games before hand, but if everyone is playing then it doeesnt really matter - I have a golden ana, don't know much about dota pro scene.

I have 3 goldens and I think 17 silvers so I should to well from that pool of cards.

>Playing Reddit©: The Game™

Kys 7.0tards

>>174786329
Remember to grind useless ones into dust, especially after a team drops out if you still have them

>>174785984
>>174786329
Also consider that you cannot dust cards that you've used so keep that in mind, I would recommend to not dust cards until the team has been eliminated, but be merciless when it happens.

nice esport, 1 hour late already lmao xd

they didnt even bother to open the shit up and have the panel talk random shit this time

>>174786420
When do they get eliminated after 1 loss?

dead game dead thread

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>>174784446
my body is ready

>>174786924
i need to see the full version of this image

i'm studying art you see

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>>174787208
;^)

>>174778458
Doom sucks now. The creeps spawn every 2 minutes and there isn't enough farm on the map for a Doom + 3 other cores. And every jungle creep has an ability now so you can't devour any creeps unless you want to lose your op wolf aura.

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>>174786845
>>174786420

Okay I chose the two silver guys because their bonuses are collectively higher than the other things and I reckon a support will always purchase a lot of wards.

What categories in my silver cards carry a higher value?

>>174787394
>And every jungle creep has an ability now so you can't devour any creeps unless you want to lose your op wolf aura.

minor shit like this fucks the hero in the ass so hard

he needs a complete redesign away from the devouring creeps ability, it just sucks, is boring, is slow, isn't dynamic, can't combo with teammate abilities, etc...just make him a different hero

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Its his time lads I can feel it, my boy Artour got this one in the bag

>>174787440
do you guys just recycle all your non-gold non-silver cards?

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>>174787715
FUCK the haters

Are there any professional offlane players who manages to have a high game impact in every single game?

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>>174771397
>females
gross and bad

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I want to gargle on sinnedonuts semen after sucking his big thick dick

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>>174787715
>BadnoTail
>lans
NEVER
EVER

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>>174783378
>>174783682
>incompetent fucks at valve completely ignoring the impact on the hero most reliant on hand of midas
FUCK this

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>>174788091

>>174783682
>Currently the multipliers are giving nearly 800-1.2k per rune, they can't figure out why.

bad, bad, bad. competent programmers don't ever "can't figure out why" a number is happening. it's called debugging and is a very basic aspect of programming.

>>174788670
you can stop replying to yourself now

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>>174788201
>>174788275
>>174788342
same, please post more /trash/

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add one more loss on top of that which didnt come through yet

>every single game someone intentionally crosses me

why? what is it about this game that made the player base the most infantile group of people that has ever existed as enthusiasts of anything, ever?

gaming never had just a purely negative spirit until games like this. if i were a game designer i'd be more interested in dota than anything else, because its unique problems and missteps could lead to real advances

here's the problem that the game will never solve the really ruins it...if you don't know what to do, you don't get put with people who also don't know what to do. mmr doesn't mean anything for most people because the game is simply about knowing what to do, and once you know what to do you effectively gain chunks of mmr at a time, your "skill" gets better by that amount

when I played my 4k account last night, a guy started intentionally feeding immediately....so why would i ever care about winning in this game again. to get to 4k? they better ban me bc i will just grief until the end of time.

Is this BS smell thing akin to replying my neighbour?

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>it's a "12-year old russian insta-picks pudge and misses hooks on stationary targets" episode

>>174789042
I still don't know what 'my neighbour' was about, I always assumed it was a meme from some other board

>>174789013
>when I played my 4k account last night
You don't have a 4k account
You have never posted a 4k account
Ever

>>174789135
I remember because I was the first to ask
>new col team
>col.justin
some anon goes my neighbour instead of explaining

>>174789013
>It's a PSG episode

Bo-ring

>>174789178
>I missed it so i'll make a factually incorrect statement

ok bucko

theres no difference between dota at 2k and 4k except people are even more infantile, rofl...this games in the fucking grave

you know gaben probably considers it a nightmare despite its fiduciary success that theyve created one of the most negative cesspools of humanity in the history of the planet

>>174788091
Tr1xi, feeding first blood is high game impact (for enemy team)

>>174789285
>theyve created one of the most negative cesspools of humanity in the history of the planet

You?

>>174789342
(You)

>>174789013

>PSG went from just being a shit player to "IM FEEDING INTENTIONALLY TO PROVE A POINT"
Have we moved past the shadow zone?

>>174789556

i dunno mang, i thought he got a job and got his life in order but surprise surprise hes still on 4chan shitposting about feeding in games that no one cares about

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>>174782675
have you tried eating the hill troll priest for FREE regen?

neighborposting was one short period of goodposting on d2g over the last 3 years

>>174773242
bestill*

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>units caught in Doppleganger's landing triangle are afflicted with a 40/50/60/70% blind for 5 seconds
PL
FIXED

>>174789417
>>174789342
>>174789285
Is DotA even more of a negative cesspool than the four chins?

>>174790204
No, It's just PSG being dumb as bricks as usual.

redpill me on what spells to use for invoker

>>174790293
ALL OF THEM

>>174790293

>Mindless Teamfight Winner of 3 ultimates
EMP/Tornado/Ice Wall
Cold Snap/EMP for laning

>Injoker
Sunstrike/Chaos Meteor/Deafening Blast (with euls to 1 shot most heroes)
Cold Snap/Sun Strike/Forge Spirits for laning

Do I bench this afternoon instead of tomorrow morning? IF I do go in the morning at all, it would be later like 8/9 instead of 6/7 and I'd maybe squat but for sure start cardio

fucking tournaments man

>>174790874
>not having a static bicycle + treadmill + weights at home to exercise while watching tournaments / tv shows

LMAO talk about bad choices

ooga booga my team sucks

>>174791126
I'm a student man, when I have a house I'll convert the basement or garage into a homegym

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guess which level dependent hero (colour) was mid this game

spoilers
i was blue, our offlaner was teal

>>174791498
orange which was invoker

>>174791498
Purple?

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if a talent give +cast range, does it affect items or is it only skills?

>>174791498
blue or teal

What supports are the best pick when the other 4 fucktards on my team insist on all picking hard carries and create the worst team comps known to mankind?

>>174791610
you still cast the active effect so yes (if its targetable ofc)

>>174791669
witch doctor, lion if not much disables
if enough disables, oracle or omni

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>>174791559
>>174791573
>>174791632
honestly fucking kill me

>>174783378
Wasn't Pit Lord ult originally like that anyway, but they nerfed it to glorified boots of travel before adding it to Dota 2?
Also, if you don't mind me asking, why is the dev team so adamant on changing the game's basic rules all the time? Other devs try and keep the basic spirit of the game with major patches, but Valve just seems to love to throw the baby with the bathwater. That's not a flame, I'm genuinely curious. Why do you guys/your boss do that?

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What happens if I register 1 phone number with 2 different accounts to play ranked?

>>174792029
nothing happens, because you can't do that

>valvue shuts down africa india dubai
>suddenly all these retards are flocking to EUw

REGION
LOCK
NOW

>>174792029
this number is already in use?

>>174792029
the system introduced works as intended

>>174791805
Both of those teams are pretty fucking cancer but I think Radiant takes the cake.
>old Shadow Fiend with insane movespeed, night vision, auto-wins lane at 6, and no mana requirements to flash farm
>ranged PA that can stun you for 4 seconds, has the third highest non-str hero strength gain in the game, and doesn't need RNG to ruin your life
>the most obnoxious hero to lane against in the game
>hope you bought a self-purge, and have fun with your mana problems on 3 of your team members if I snowball
>Batrider 2.0: I Don't Even Need Blink Edition

>>174792195
people in africa and india have computers?

>>174792279
South Africa. It was a Dutch colony so it's mostly white people IIRC. They just shut down the ranked servers because people were cheesing MMR grind with bots there due to lower server populations.

>counterpicking
>playing "metas"
>picking whatever was last patched to be overpowered

Why are people such shameless scum? Do they really think it counts as winning if you cheat?

name a hero more cancer than Necrophos or Abaddon? Guess what you can't

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>>174792398

>>174792195
>south africa & dubai
oh wow there will be 30-40 people from those regions at any given time queuing on europe? it's truly the end of the world
>india
they have other regions closer than europe

>>174792418
I save my reports for people who pick Necrophos, then I report them over steam if their profile has any kind of "offensive" content. If I get the opportunity, I'll write a full eloquent paragraph detailing how whatever is on their profile triggered my PTSD or some shit.

If you want to play support in the offlane, which hero is the biggest pain for the enemy carry?

>>174792446
>pick alchemist
>other team is some group of sad tryhard virgin losers so they pick Ancient Apparition
>my heroes main ability is now unusable for the entire game
>abandon and go play FPS where the winner is determined by who is better at the game

Are all MOBA players retards? You can't possibly think that you're "good" at something when you win a game of "Who is more of a pathetic scumbag tryhard loser" can you?

>>174792509
Dubai takes quite a lot of the turk/middle east retards
and indians refuse to play chink servers because they hate chinks

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>>174792398
>Just lastpick mids that shit out damage and are hard to lock down every game
>Some Reddit "drafter" on the enemy team gets mad and says I'm doing the easy thing
>He said this in a game where I picked Puck

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>>174792792
>play fps
>load up on a shotgun build
>faggot ass picks sniper and climbs the tower
>im now an easy target and there's nothing i can do
Rofl do you even video games?

>>174792992
do you enjoy swallowing bad bait?

>>174792792
>Play CS:GO
>Skip armor to buy rifle
>Die to anti-eco pp-bizon
>"Skill"

>>174792992
>>174793081

Yea it's the same principle but a far less extreme example of it, making your comparison shit. If my gun is putting me at an advantage in an FPS game, I can choose a new one or use the terrain to my advantage. No such potential for adjustment exists in MOBA garbage where you're locked into your hero and have to just pretend you aren't playing at a disadvantage for the next 25-60 minutes. I don't know, your favorite genre of game is just completely garbage. There's nothing more pathetic than people who counterpick or play metas. It's obvious you're bad at literally everything so you choose to play games where cheating is built in, and then afterwards you can pretend you won fairly even though you obviously didn't.

>>174792992
can you stop posting your autistic contrarian shit with a picture of some retarded whore what got TURKED

>>174793408
>Picking a new gun in CS:GO
You already lost the round by the time that happens m8.

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post items

Do other generals also have these kind of people that appear suddenly and make a series of posts filled with complete and utterly stupid bullshit insisting on some retarded idea that makes them look like retarded morons?

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do you get shadowpool if you call people "russian niggers" frequently ?

how do i convert 30 second long gifs to under 3 mb to post?

>>174794018
webm, it's not 1993 anymore. And reduce quality if needed.

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>>174794018
by making it a webm

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How do we make Shrines, Neutral Spawns, and Talents great again? Since they currently ruin Dota and we all know they never delete anything they add to the game.

>>174794098
>>174794132


link to a good converter?

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>instapick medusa
>all chat "noob team" after 5min
>gg after 20 min
phone numbers are not enough, we need eugenics

>>174794163
Install gentoo

>>174794246
fuck off hacker

>>174794163
>>174794018
webm for retards

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guess which hero

>>174794365
Tidehunter

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>>174794215
>shit support
>shit push
>shit farm
>top kampf

fucking nazis

>>174794152
Remove the magic resistance aura from neutrals because it's gay and increased respawn times fills the same role.

Shrines stay because suicide to neutrals is actually retarded as a strategy. Just make them vulnerable earlier.

Talents need to do more especially at 20 and 25 where most heroes just get fuckall.

>>174794365
Techies

>>174794323
thanks

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>>174794424
>>174794498
big benis!

>>174794152
>How do we make Shrines, Neutral Spawns, and Talents great again?
by going back to 6.88

>>174794474
I wish they went full crazy mode on lvl25 talents like +3 item slots on alchemist, global range on skywrath ult, unbreakable channels on tinker, permawolf on lycan, bonus bear on sylla, etc

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so i got shitfaced drunk last night and played a ton of rubick games

heres some rubick gifs

>>174794804
>GoodSunstrike on global range
lol

has performance gotten noticeably worse after the last patch for anyone else

REAL NIGGA HOURS INCOMING

>>174795004
grant casting?

>Soe got some shitty tattoos and does HotS shit now

james fucking broke that woman

>>174795041
I doubt it
maybe predictions after the zotac games

>>174794874
this is fucking awful, and so are you at dota

holy fuck how can you be so bad at making a webm, even psg isnt this bad

do you think youre good or something for having a 0 castpoint aghs hook and being able to hook people quikcer than pudge when youre stomping?

lmao fucking kill yourself shitter

>>174794667
>midas into aghs
Truly ebin

>>174795178
this is why the other games are beating us

>>174794804
>bonus bear on sylla


2 BEAR LMAO

Any cool memebuilds for lion

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>>174795178

now that's just rude

how's it feel to be a rude no friends adopted fatty like you?

Can you guys give me some ideas?

>>174795640
>sub 30 fps
>spectator panel open
>seek bar open
>game stats panel open

you sort of tried.

>>174795640
>being a triggered game shitter

LMAO @ UR LIFE

fucking faggot

shit at game, shit at webm, shit at life, trying to project

el em ay oh

e
m

a
y

o
h

>>174795784
don't tripfag on d2g.

>>174795857
it was my first time watching a replay, i was looking for a way to close the spectator panel but im retarded

>>174795784
Windrangers breast expansion

Legion CumHandler

Techies x FemPugna

Fember Spirit

>>174796002
are you fucking retarded?

>>174795784
buy a rope

>>174795784
lewd adelle? pls?

>>174795784
more short hair legion shenanigans

>>174795962

>still continuing on with this

it's obvious youre the mad one, my dude

kys yourself and end this charade

i bet you wish you could rubick as hard core as me but we cant all be gods

>>174795323
aghs, eblade, dagon
enjoy your 2500 aoe magic damage every 20 seconds

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>>174795784
Luna and Tresdin doing squats

>>174796215
>me ooga booga 2k
>me have 0 cast point
>me spell faster than enemy can spell
>ooga booga

>>174796328
>me ooga
>rope booga
>hang myself
>ooga booga

shut up nerd fatty adopted

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>>174796404
You seem really buttflustered by the fact that youre actually SHIT at the game

I bet you didnt even know about rubicks stolen spells castpoint

stupid thirdie gameshitter

>>174795784
this one
>>174796301
except with short hair

>>174795784
Shadow Demon and 2 Luna illusions molesting Luna

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>>174794874
>>174795640
Not that autist you're arguing with but your webms are very shit quality, please don't post them

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>>174795784
MORE
LOLI
PUGNA
NOW

>>174796797
bumpin'

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>>174795784
NO WAIT
LEGION COMMANDER GOT A TAN
EXTRA BROWN
AND CM USES ICICLE HANDS TO COOL HER SKIN
EXXXXXXXXXXXXTRA BROWN WITH JUST NORMAL BROWN TAN LINES

>01 days 11 hours 43 minutes 09 seconds

wait the major doesn't start tonight?

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>>174796523
this is the canonical LC haircut before she goes bald

>>174796948
)ouy(

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>>174796706
at the very least tell him to learn to make better ones

>>174796994
persian chicks are pretty good looking you know? No memeing

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>>174796994
nuh uh this is length is waaaaay better

>>174797179
there are hot chicks born all around the world

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>>174797179
can Persians have blue eyes?

>>174797282
oh yeah, well have you ever seen a hot eskimo? checkmate athiests

>>174797341
any race can have blue eyes, even niggers

>>174795784
LC / Lina clotheswap

WR / CM clotheswap

>>174797341
yeah, they have Caucasians mixed in with everything else

anyone watching the russian consolation tourney

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>>174797626
why would anyone watch dota when arsenal man city is in extra time

what about midas nerf dittos?

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>>174797765
>yuro sports

>>174797765
gimme a stream link and i'll consider if it's better than this

>>174795784
jakiro lounging about with the ice head drinking hot chocolate and the fire head eating ice cream

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>>174797826
>people watch american sports

>>174797886
game just ended lel, arsenal won 2-1

>>174797954
get that gay shit outta here

>>174798178
lemme reprhase
get that wack shit outta here

>>174797954
red is for lewd!
LEWD!

>>174797954
>jakiro lounging about with WW giving head and the fire head eating Wyvern pussy
ftfy

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>>174798235
>>174798472
stop

>>174798521
kill yourself weeb faggot

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>>174798573

do abandons in normal games go on a permenant record or something?

how bad are abandons

>>174798472
NICE

>>174795640
my dude
first of all, set your webms' resolution to 720x480 if you're going to make them so long
second of all, what bitrate are you setting them to?

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soon lads

Digitized sports shall returneth

Regular season games only or course
And the games too dead to have double elimination

But still

>>174798850
don't abandon twice in a reasonable time period and you're fine

Quick d2g, post your top 5 in kiev.

Mine:
1.Secret
2.Faceless
3.SG
4.TNC
5.Virtus Pro


Bonus:
15. OG
16.EG

>>174777757
fun

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>OG gets a FREE win
dotards?

>>174799368
>what is seeding

>>174799368
>I don't know what seeding is
idiotic shitposter?

OGRE MAGI

>>174799368
>vgj gets a free win
>mouz gets a free win
>random gets a free win
>og gets a free win
>thunderbirds get a free win
>eg gets a free win

nice system

EARTHSHAKER

>>174799623
GROUND POUND

FACELESS VOID

>>174789807
Satyr is better

>>174799642
I'm gonna play earthshaker next game now. Fuck yea. Aghs. Echo slam. Shadow blade. Crystalis. Time to solo kill carries farming in their jungle

Yesterday after hearing all this talk about "free wins" I hastily emailed Gabe N. to ask about it. Turns out no team has been charged so far in Defense of the Ancients 2 for their wins. That's it, all wins in the history of this game have been free wins. We have been played like a fiddle since the beginning.

>>174799776
you're gonna have arcane boots and a stick 35 min in and lose

>>174785196

>hasbean

>>174796521

no what do u mean

>>174799776
>Building Agh's
>As first item.
Aghanim's on Earthshaker is situational at best, your build is:
Arcane Boots > Blink dagger
And nothing else matters, afterwards you might consider Agh's but in 9 games out of 10 Force is your best option (and in the other game you'll go for Guardian Greaves).

>>174800017
lmao stupid fucking thirdie

>>174800071
>arcane
Tranq into soul ring into blink and just roam

>seeding is valid unless it's for a bye
what did the gulag mean by this

>>174799251
1.VP (For me they barely scrapes Tier 1 in the power rankings but I want to see a CIS team win a CIS major just for the hype)
2.TNC (Raven is the only carry that can do Burning tier shit while Kuku proves himeself by dancing with great SEA mids like MidOne and Mushi)
3.DC (My original bet for winner of the Kiev just to see my boy Jimmy and our best player Abed win a LAN)
4.EG (I think nu-EG will be the Arsenal of Dota who is nearing their 2003-2004 season of wrecking everyone)
5.IG (Burning will choke eventually but not in TI7 they would be Top 3 material if they continue their streak)

Bonus
15.Newbee
16.OG

>>174800219
what did he mean by this

>>174799251
>invent algorithm capable of natural language processing
>use it to make le ebin contrarian lists on 4chan

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>check player cards after not playing dota for a while
>see this

UM WHAT

GUYS WHAT THE FUCK

Someone explain this right now

My winrate with Jakiro is 35% even though I like the hero a lot but I still lose.
How do I get better with him? 2.6k mmr btw

>>174800924
digital chaos dropped their roster after sexual assault charges involving a "manager"
old DC roster now independants called Thunderbirds
SUNSfan is a jew with a SUCCubus for a wife, so needs to sate her golddiggering ways, so picks up the only unsponsored team in the tournie to get him that jewgold

thoughts on iron maiden build?

>>174801175
you need to push faster or harrass harder
build necrobook/mek or atos/dagon for each option

Do I just go ham at the gym later on, nap & wake up at 245 to watch the games?

>>174801189

post a pic of the semen pls

>>174791948
Pit lord ultimate was a constant teleport between 2 points
it was fucking ridicolous

>>174784121
No, the whole point of midas is to get gold and exp advantage and win later in the game if you can afford it.

>>174792398
I used to do that, then i grew up
Now i just play whatever im good with / i enjoy playing, but im not a masochist either

Like, for example i like playing timbersaw, but im facing a team full of nukers im not gonna pick him, even when i feel like playing.

>>174801175
are you getting eul's
are you setting up for your team

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>>174802004

>>174802004
what

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>ward the enemy's jungle
>enemy slark says "fuck you bounty hunter" when walking through it
>bh replies "it's a ward you retard"

>>174802446
did she died?

>>174802446
Can i get sauce on that

>>174803061
thunderbirds doesn't really have a website

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which pornstar looks like pic related

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>>174802619

>>174803361
CHARGE AHEAD

>>174803361
BETWEEN THE PLANES

>>174803361
BWROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>174803361
*clopping noises*

>>174803562
I think I'm gonna stay up tonight but sleep during the day or something I don't know
might also wake up early to watch games before going to the gym