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DOTA 2 GENERAL - /d2g/

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funny jontron of dota edition

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
http://www.dotabuff.com/
http://www.opendota.com/
http://www.datdota.com/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
Streamlink Twitch GUI: https://github.com/streamlink/streamlink-twitch-gui

>COSMETIC ITEM BETTING
http://dota2lounge.com/
http://dota2.vpgame.com/

last bread: >>174586830
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first for best support
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>>174656745
>not the best midlaner
b8
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>>174656906
why not both?
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Anyone want me to do a giveaway sometime soon? Or should I wait for the new memependium and international immortals to be out?
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why is dawn of war 3 shit
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>Soloqueue finally here
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>>174657110
guild wars?
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Nth for best carry
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>>174657469
Sounds good. It honestly makes me feel I'm having more fun now that I'm actually learning to play new heroes and new mechanics, even if it is a different game.
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I got called an account buyer for the first time this game...feels bad.
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>>174660483
How about not playing heroes you have no skill with in ranked cunt.
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>make new thread
>thread dies
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>>174656982
probably better to wait for international compendium
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Jakiro is so fucking good now with the talents

>+25% Exp
Level faster than carries

>+35 Dual Breath damage
600 dmg slow/nuke/reks their attack speed at level 15

>+150 gold min
Yay Midas

>+1,25 sec stun
Best stun in game almost 4 sec duration, 9 sec cooldown
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>>174661173
>not taking spell amplification for the easy early game kills and cast range for the 10,000 range eul's
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>Team pick tinker
>we lose


why do people even pick that hero?
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>>174661173
Ice path is garbage dude
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>>174661408
Later on u can Icepath from so far away they don't even know you're there or that you're casting.
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>Ice path is garbage dude
>these are the people you queue with in DotA of the Ancients Too
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>>174661587
with Aether Lens?

the only thing that bother me about ice path is has 50 damage and the stun duration isn't that great too .
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>tfw you bodyblock a teammate to death after they spent all game fucking you over
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>>174662113
What drugs are you on
>50 damage
It's a massive AOE stun, who gives a shit
>stun duration isn't that great
compared to what? Morphling?
Not to mention
>babby-tier euls combo
>Instant anti-puck
>anti-manta
>ridiculous range
>can hit multiple heroes in a fight
>low mana cost and cd
It's one of the best stuns in the game.
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>>174662113
Yeah that's why I like the +25% exp talent, getting to 25 is easy, and with the Ice Path talent 4 seconds is enough for any carry to kill someone.

220+125 cast range with aethers and talent.
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>tfw Heroes of the Storm is now actually more Free To Play than Dota 2 because it doesn't require you to have a mobile phone.

Never in a million years did I think this would happen.
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>>174662429
>anti-manta

Hold on ,it can do that?
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this enigma is next level

no he wasnt afk
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DON'T EVER GIVE UP, GUYS.
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>>174663523
wrong image

top tier enigma build
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So I didn't played D2 for a while. How much it changed thanks to the new matchmaking?
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>>174664185
its like a new game entirely
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>>174657507
Hearthstone
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>Parties now only get stuck with shitties that can't find the soloqueue option
>They finally will feel what they've been influcting on solos for years
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>>174663678
get rekt fag
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>>174664390
>using a Blizzard image
You need to go back
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Guys I'm almost top 50
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>>174664185
I actually played ranked for the seconds time after 7.00 it was decent. I played 3 Games - The first I forgot to turn on the strict solo mode and I got paired up with retards and also Valve decided that I should lose 27 points of the match making because calculation is hard.
Then I enabled it and it was great. I recommend , for now.

>>174664390
I totally agree, I play 80% of my games in a party and it's totally different from tryharding alone.

>Also, fuck the turks.
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>support radiant safelane
>bird camp spawns
>wave is pushed kinda hard
>try to pull
>pull just a little too late
>still get the ranged creep by letting a bird attack me
>okay well I'll get it next time since the wave is still pushing
>try to pull again
>accidentally only get the ranged creep again
>now the wave isn't pushing much anymore
>try it again
>only get ranged creep again
>now wave is slightly pushing towards our tower, totally denied 3 ranged creeps and basically 1 and a half waves because the offlaner was too busy with the melee creeps to contest my "pull"
>carry compliments me on my really great pull and asks me how I did it
>"Uh, it only works on melee camps"

The fuck did I do? Is this is a legitimate technique?
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>>174656714
I'm not one to fall into loud autists but I enjoy siractionslacks, his retorts and shinnanigans never fail to make me laugh.
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>queue up for 5.3k game
>pick terrorblade
>woops, our composition somehow ends up being two junglers and I'm left to solo lane
>i'm left to go up against a CM, mirana, sand king offlane with the permanent stunlock that is frostbite > burrowstrike > sacred arrow
>nobody buys a courier or its upgrade so I'm left to do so
>warding duties are also relegated to me
>both junglers feed
>we lose within 20 minutes
THE TRENCH
NEVER
ENDS
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>>174665445
>I don't like loud autists but I like this loud autist
okay
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So do I have to play ranked if I want to enjoy this again?
>>174665989
Low trench is actually comfy though. It's what I do when I just want to mindlessly play click adventure or try meme builds. Rip alt accounts.
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has solo queue actually taken effect yet? I keep getting matched up with party queue people even though I have it strict solo queue marked in settings.
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>>174662570
thats just if you want to play ranked you fuck, its twenty fucking 17 why dont you have a phone? Don't you have a job?
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>>174667145
It's a ____
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>>174667580
feature?
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>>174665445
Do you also happen to like show like Rick and Morty?
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>>174667962
beta fucking faggot. im not calling you a beta but you will take it as that anyways betamale
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>>174665989
Maybe you should not pick a carry if your team composition is not fit for it?
And if you instantly picked him you're just as much at fault.
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what is up dotards?

tell me, what?
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>>174667310
>not understanding that not everyone wants to give out their phone number like candy on halloween
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>new aptch
>HD will be kill soon

f
uc
k
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>>174664604
post dotabuff my dude
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OK YOU MOTHERFUCKING SHITSKIN FAGOTS DID THE MATCHMAKING UPDATE EVEN CHANGE ANY FUCKING THING? SHOULD I START PLAYING AGAIN?
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>>174668172
i fourth picked him so as to not lose a lot of gold but it was after doing so that the guy who had failed to mark any lane beforehand decided to go jungle (when we already had a jungler)
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>>174668102
b-but I'm a girl! :(
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>>174668365
"There will be a two-week grace period from today during which players have time to register a number, but starting on May 4th, accounts without a registered number will no longer be eligible for Ranked play. "
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>>174668365
play the game
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>>174668635
u first
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>>174668606
oh so it's literally nothing, third wordlers have phones anyways and prepaid cards literally cost like 5 bucks.

It will literally change nothing, Valve just trying to save the dying game I guess.
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>>174669554
and just months ago they said
>game is not dead look at the chart aaa
fucking /d2g/tards lmao
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>>174669554
Plus they still can't admit to themselves that everytime they implement a suggestion from Reddit, the player numbers drop. It's like a reverse sunk-cost fallacy.
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>>174669782
Only crossposters from Reddit said that
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>>174669474
xd
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>>174669903
takes one to know one
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THIS GAME IS SO FUCKING DEAD HOLY SHIT VALVE IS ONLY TRYING TO GRAB AS MUCH MONEY AS POSSIBLE FROM THIS DEAD PIECE OF SHIT BY RELEASING STUPID COLOURSCHEME BREAKING PIECE OF SHIT COSMETICS THAT MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT ON THE STREAM HOLY SHIT THIS GAME IS SO FUCKING TRASH WHY THE FUCK DID ICEFRAUD DECIDE TO FUCK UP THE GAME WITH HIS SHIT BALANCE? OH WAIT BECAUSE I'M SURE THAT NIGGER CALLED ICEFROG GOT FIRED FOR SOME FUCKING REASON AND VALVE JUST TRIES TO SOMEHOW KEEP THE GAME AFLOAT.
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>>174670869
I have no sympathy for Valve. They're not only incredibly stupid, but greedy. It's amazing. I'd rather they just choked it immediately like EA did with Dawngate than the fucking mess they turned it into. Then I could spend time reminiscing about how much fun I had and how hot Lina was instead of how much I fucking hate the game.
Marah x Lina porn when
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THIS GAME IS SO FUCKING ALIVE HOLY SHIT VALVE IS ONLY TRYING TO PLEASE AS MUCH PLAYERS AS POSSIBLE FROM THIS ALIVE PIECE OF GREATNESS BY RELEASING NICE COLOURSCHEMES THAT IMPROVE AWESOME COSMETICS THAT MAKES ME WANT TO EJACULATE ON THE STREAM HOLY SHIT THIS GAME IS SO FUCKING GOOD WHY THE FUCK DID ICEFRIEND DECIDE TO FIX UP THE GAME WITH HIS PRECISE BALANCE? OH WAIT BECAUSE I'M SURE THAT WHITE MAN CALLED ICEFROG GOT PROMOTED FOR SOME GOOD REASON AND VALVE JUST TRIES TO SOMEHOW KEEP THE GAME FROM SINKING.
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THIS GAME IS SO FUCKING GAY HOLY SHIT VALVE IS ONLY TRYING TO PLEASE AS MANY COCKS AS POSSIBLE FROM THIS TACTFULLY DISGUISED GAY BAR BY RELEASING RAGING RAINBOWS THAT IMPROVE GAY COCK SUCKING THAT MAKES ME WANT TO EJACULATE ON THE PENIS HOLY SHIT THIS GAME IS SO FUCKING GAY WHY THE FUCK DID FREDDY MERCURY DECIDE TO FUCK AND BE GAY WITH HIS PRECISE BENIS? OH WAIT BECAUSE I'M SURE THAT STRAIGHT CALLED OP GOT ASS FUCKED FOR SOME GOOD REASON AND VALVE JUST TRIES TO SOMEHOW KEEP THE GAME FROM GETTING AIDS.
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ebin my friends
simply ebin
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>>174672019
ok
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How to fix CK

Level 10 +8 INT talent replaced with +4 mana regen

Level 20 +120 gpm talent switched with level 15 +20 MS talent

This hero's farming is so fucking horrible the gpm being bumped down to 15 is his only hope.
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>>174672934
There's no way these are real suggestions right?
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I'm very lonely dotards

I don't have any friends anymore, and i
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>>174674431
you didnt even say candle ja
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>3 hour old thread
>not even 100 posts

What happened /d2g/? Did 7.0 truly kill dota?
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>>174674475
Freakazoid was an overrated piece of shit cartoon that rode off the success of Animaniacs.
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/ourboy/ is strim
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>>174674675
Stream your little sissy asshole
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>>174674675
imposter
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how do you play support alch?
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Finally broke through the 3k MMR mark after a year or so climbing from calibration at 1.7k MMR

What is this I hear about 3k-4k MMR games being shittier than high 2k MMR?
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>>174676036
Step 1) steal all the farm
Step 2) give everyone aghs
Step 3) lose because you played the most farm-dependent hero in the game in a farmless role
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>>174676093
everyone thinks they're a pro so they buy an account and proceed to act like rtz and afk or spam all chat thinking they're god
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>>174676441
gg end fast
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>>174676494
yes exactly
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>>174676494
>>174676441
Approaching 3k MMR, I actually feel glad when the autistic Slark/LC picker is on the other side instead of on my team

Last game facing a Slark on the enemy team while I was Silencer, I would buy all these sentry wards and just watch for him trying to focus me(Doesnt he have anything better to do?) but since I can see him approach, I can just force staff away and use my spells while he gets murdered by my team
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>BTS is casting CS:GO
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>>174672019
>SHITSKINS THAT HIDE FROM BOARDS WITH FLAGS BECAUSE THEY HAVE DISGUSTING FLAGS THAT THEY SHOULD AND ARE ASHAMED OF.
this but unironically
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dang bsj is gonna be thicc soon if he keeps doing whatever he's doing
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>>174676665
Why is she so downcast?
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what's up coposters
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>>174677143
no dota bf
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everyone wanted solo matchmaking, but not everyone wanted mobile phone verification. but valve forced it up our assholes anyway. what gives? why didn't they talk to their "beloved" community first?
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>>174676694
>approaching 3k mmr

Yeah i'm in a 4.5k mmr game and my silencer can't do that can you buy an account please
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>>174677235
>but not everyone wanted mobile phone verification

Seriously who gives a shit about this except Juan, Ivan, or Chang?
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>>174677269
The only reason I dont buy an account is because I dont feel like spending really, besides, I get this idea that any price they charge me is going to be a rip off
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>>174677361
i do, along with the myriad of other people who don't have phones for whatever reasons or are concerned about their privacy.

JIC dont give a shit about their privacy or much else, they'll probably go without food jsut so they can afford a cellphone if they don't already have one. this shit won't stop third world faggots ruining the game, and it won't stop smurfs either. there will be a month long period after this period is over where there are little to no smurfs, then you'll start seeing them again. people spend $15 for copies of CSGO on alternate accounts, why wouldn't they spend just about the same amount smurfing on dota 2 with a shitty phone?
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>>174677421
ooh what's this
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>carry a game as el fire bird even though i had a fag nyx take my lane
>"commending carries you guys played out of your mind"
>most damage and most kill participation, least deaths
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If you buy lifesteal on lifestealer do you lifesteal off the feast damage?
Also, how is the viability of say, satanic, on lifestealer, in an uber lategame scenario?
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>>174679390
defense of the ancients (TWO) is a beta and therefore can not be subjected to interactions that do or do not happen within it
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how to fix blyatcyka?
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>>174680327
>implying that sleeper op hero needs to be fixed
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>>174680413
what's op about him?
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>>174680327
>implying
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tfw actually retarded
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>>174680671
are you playing any MoM Spectre?
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>>174680947
>Troll is the least intelligent hero

REALLY FLIMFLAMS MY JIMJAMS.
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>Pick Windrunner
>Build Agh's
>Win by taking objectives while the other 9 players pretend to play hero brawler

Easiest 25 mmr of my life.
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>>174680947
it's always baffling that 3/4s of the hero pool is dumber than a porcupine that fights by snotting on people
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can someone tell me the downside of having to give your phone number to valve in order to play ranked
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a qt is getting a nigger treatment while you waste your time playing dota
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>>174682129
>the more snot in your nose, the more ammo in your gun
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where can i download plastic neesan dotards? i found 1 but it says 12 episodes
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How do we fix jungling bloodseeker? It cant lose!

Honestly, people pick riki/bh/some other invis shit hero against me, guess what, I just jungle lvl 2 and then grab a dust. You hit me once, I hit you back and you try to fade back to invis. I pop my dust, and with the E passive youre fucking dead. Thanks for the feed in delively.


I mean this hero fucking starts with a naked iron talon and can jungle big camps from lvl 1. Sick speed, great sustain and can gank any lane from lvl 6 onwards. Fuck.
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i said ez, and the enemy team got angry at me
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>>174684061
sounds like a good game
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>>174680595
A good rupture gank is a guaranteed kill, you can reduce any enemy's EHP by 40%, you have free detection and haste, farm fast with great sustain, and have the third best silence in the game.
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>>174684006
Why phase over treads?
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>>174685483
more damage. My bs build first caps at around lvl 7, I go 2 0 4 1 skill build and have phase and windlace. I outrun 100% of enemies at that point and can pretty much 4 hit supports.

Treads dont give enough dmg to 4 hit supports, phase do. Be always sure to rupture the enemy carry, and watch the support cucks stay and try to help him. Go for supports instead and then finish the carry, rupture just lasts forever.
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>>174684006
>>174685595
Is the Rupture damage % increase talent worth it?
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My friend says Bounty Hunter is useless abd he loses every time because BH steals all kills but can't carry or push. What does /d2g/ think?
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>>174686113
it depends. if your rupture target will always choose to stand still (which they very often should do) and manfight you, and you dont have any means of forcefully repositioning them, pun not intended, then its not a must
>>174686132
I reckon this is true in many games. I've seen plenty bh players do good stuff and get high NW but then they buy shit items and suddenly that aether lens + aghs dont help the team for SHIT when going hg
but no, theoretically bh can easily help close out games since he can go mek, lotus, force, glimmer, solar crest, basically all those utility ''my carry cant go hg but now he kinda can'' items
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>solo queue

IS THIS REAL?
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>>174686132
I'd say Axe stealing kills with culling blade presents a larger problem that most people seem to ignore.

Although he has okay solo kill potential with just a maelstrom and the +75 damage talent.
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I wish I was as dead as /d2g/
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>>174686113
Not usually, I mean in my game list you can see when I went with the dagon eblade build, and thats when I just pick the talents that supplement the caster build. Aghs dagon eblade build goes with the bonus health, extra W dmg, rupture dmg and W Cd reduction.

Physical build aka silver edge (most broken item this patch imo), possible blademail into sny is quite strong. Just pick the opposite talents.

Point of jungling is just to start with a naked iron talon, then grab stout asap and then you dont need any more regen. Build is Q E Q E E R E into optional. Get lvl 6 and gank safe lane if you can, you can do it at lvl 4 when you get your boots from the courier as well if ur support or core has a stun. Just fucking hit them, they usually die.

When lvl 7 always go for a gank when ult off cd, aka go get a kill, jungle mroe for a minute, repeat.

t.>>174684006
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>jungle necro with a dagon shadowblade meme
>"dude this is my smurf, i play 6k regularly"
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>>174686132
GUARANTEED FREE MMR ITEM BUILD WITH BOUNTY HUNTER (ANY RANK)

-1. make sure to buy tomes throughout the entire game
1. stout shield, tango, 3 branches
2. poor mans shield
3. magic wand
4. either buy phase boots and urn, or tranquil boots
5. desolator
6. orchid malevolance
7. mjollnir
8. get to level 25 and enjoy that -4s jinada cooldown
9. if the game is still going go for heart or moon shard
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>>174687558
Get One Shot by literally everything.
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>last post 34 minutes ago
Hang in there anons, kiev major next week.
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>>174689232
>watching espergs
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>>174689232
>be night time/early morning everywhere but firewall land
>"Why no posters"
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I've heard that you faggots actually play without shadows on. Is this true?
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Singsing is streaming
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>>174689557
Dont post this shit unless he's actually streaming dota
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>>174689557
puldok is also striiimink
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is sing dare i say... /ourguy/?
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>digits to squish smurfs

oh look I have a number for each operator

>Perufags can just buy throwaway sim cards

Yep this will solve everything

Thanks vulva
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How many times can you stack a jungle camp?
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>>174691248
As much as I can stack my semen inside your mom.
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>>174691248
>>174691248
theoretically infinite
practically it becomes significantly hard after its been tripple stacked
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Got two questions for anyone who might know.

I played DotA2 years ago and I was 5k when that actually meant something, I am thinking about replaying.

How is the playerbase right now? From the streamers the higher echelons of solo queue of 6k+ is like 3/5s Russian players. This fact scares me.

The second question is, with the new synch your phone deal would it be better for me to rank up my 5k account or start fresh now that it seems like 5k doesn't mean shit anymore. Honestly I probably suck so bad right now I won't even make that but I was thinking of giving it a go.
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>>174691536
Also followup question what happened to MMR anyway in these past years. I remember when being 5.5k+ was like being king shit of fuck mountain. Now there are all sorts of people with 7-8k. Was there a numbers change or did good people just get really good?
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>>174656714
So if he's the Jontron of dota how come Valve hasn't severed ties with him for his racists views?
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>>174691536
I was 5k too and then i took a 2 year break and when I came back and played a bunch of unranked games I had like a 37% winrate and I sometimes got matched with 3k players. My point is that the game has changed a lot and the heroes you used to play are probably not as good anymore and you're not going to be 5k anymore, so unless you want to tank your mmr and winrate you should play on an alt account for awhile.
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>>174691936
Well I haven't played in over 3 years. TB wasn't even a thing I don't think. I kept up with the game, like I kept watching, I just wasted so much of my life playing. Now I think I may be able to manage myself... hopefully....

It's just every time I see Arc Warden my dick gets so hard and I feel like I have to play, sadly he seems to just be a shittier option than Natures Prophet right now which already doesn't seem like that great of a pick.
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Which offlane heroes can beat weaver in lane?
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>>174665989
>it ain't me starts playing
>>
>played dota 2 since 2011
>xd now you can't without a phone xd
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>get last hits in lane
>make sure not to feed
>buy ring of health
>collect 25

to all my 1k brothas, this is yo ticket out my niggas
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why aren't you playing the best custom game out there?
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I have 5 dota accounts with different MMR. What happens when I link them all with 1 phone number?
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>>174684006
when do you go carry bs?
when do you go caster bs?
i get 2121 then max the silence to force them out of rupture
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The introduction of Hurricane Pike and Mangoes nerfed Clockwerk to the ground. Now every ranged carry gets a force staff and if you drain someone's mana in lane you better bet that they always have enough mana to use their spells.

Remove Mangoes and bring back clock
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>no one wants to go mid, so you do
>get dumpstered and they bully you
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Ask a Furion god anything.
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>>174693653
Just go old OLD school Clock and farm with max rockets. If they're dumb enough not to stay over 50% hp you get a free kill at 6.
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>>174693808
when do you get aghs octarine

whats ur core items

talents?
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>>174693808
What is the best treant cosmetic?
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>>174693915
Aghs Octarine when I want to make my team mad. It's really questionable. If I want to tryhard and win fast I get Midas > PTs > Necro3 > Deso. 4th item is usually BKB or Orchid/Sheep. Not really sure what talents I prefer yet but I tend to prioritize push power.
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>>174693989
lolz i get aghs octa every game and enemy team cant ever push when i ward the spawn creep entrances

but enemy gets fat so fast though even with micro
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>>174693975
They're all awful desu. I don't hate the piranha plants.
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FUCKING JUNGLE PA IN MY GAME FUCK -25
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I haven't played in over a year. What the fuck happened to this game? The map is completely changed, there's talents and shrines to fully heal you up during laning phase?

Is it worth getting back into? All of these additions look god awful, but do you guys like them?
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>Shitshit has 1k viewers

Lmao
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Batrider doesn't have enough mana to use ult at level 6. Mana boots on him. yes or no?
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>>174695082
ult at 8 with drums you mong
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>>174693145
>normal skill
>worst purple girl
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>>174694257
It's arguably better.

Talents gave lots of heroes new builds and versatility and the new jungle and bounties helps both supports and carries.
Games last about 10 minutes longer usually. And shrines are for the most part, a good addition.

The reason i say most is that the bad side of shrines is push heroes are hardly worth it in competant games despite all the changes they made to specifically help solo pushers (towers have 4 less armour but gain two for every enemy hero in a large radius). Because ganking a pusher and ganking those trying to siege high grounds are arguably easier.
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>>174693354
It doesn't happen
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>>174695432
I want to give it a spin, but sadly all my friends quit. I doubt it'll be a fun experience relearning so much new stuff in solo queue.
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NEETs and thirdies on suicide watch
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>>174694438
singsingfag on sucide watch
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>>174696163
dumb zizekfrogposter
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>>174695432
I hardly see how the tower armor thing is supposed to help split pushers anyway.
Like wow, the tower has 3 less armor than it used to have, you're gonna kill it in 14 seconds instead of 16, big fucking dealio.
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>>174693989
why no boots of travel?
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You gotta going to camp this year?!

http://www.dota2trainingcamp.com
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>>174683330
>cant be dumb
>if youre filled with cum
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>i started playing in 6.71
goodbye friends
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@174697226
HAHA XD REAL UNINSTALL XD REAL FUNNY XD
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>>174697226
Another NEET bites the dust
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>>174656714
I'm learning how to play this fat fuck. So far I'm going blink all the time because I tend to miss my hooks. Got any pro pudge tips?
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>>174697453
THIS GUY
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>>174697453
soulring tranqs for free hook
depends on ur playstyle but if u always get blink shift queue your hook for sure damage
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*performs CPR on d2g*
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>>174697453
you miss every hook you don't throw
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>>174697030
>brother tried to convince dad that this would be a good idea for a birthday present for him
>he's turning 17 this year
>he's 2.3k mmr
>he actually thinks it'll help him go pro
>I told dad it's a retarded idea, if he wants to go he should beat me in a 1v1
>I'm only 5k but I've played with my brother for years now and I know he's not gonna learn, even from people better than me
>dad agreed

Am I a bad brother for not letting him go to a memecamp
Or a good son for saving my dad 1240€
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>>174697596
>once had a pudge who took this literally and would literally hook off cooldown in random directions
>he managed to snag the enemy riki enough times to make them abandon in a fit of ruskie rage
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>>174697691
You're right and in the right, but still an asshole.
Depends on your financial situation.
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>>174697703
one time I managed to hook invoker out from the woods behind the radiant tier 1 safelane tower after he'd just teleported in by total accident because I was trying to blind hook a like 2% HP oracle that had run back there

he spent the rest of the game saying I was hacking and promising to report my steam account
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Guys, I need some help with offlane.
What do I pick that can actually win games. And is it even possible to influence the outcome of a game as a solo offlaner?
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>>174697691
Wait, people actually go to that camp? They actually have real customers?
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>>174677760
If you don't have a cellphone, you're probably someone who doesn't spend any money on Dota 2, therefore you are not a customer and not someone Valve should value. You are a leech
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>>174697691
Your brother could have fucked Waga's sister.
>>
>want to get back into dota 2 again
>be shit after so many years of not touching the game at all
>massively changed, barely recognizable
>uninstall after 2 matches because I was the reason we lost because I get matched with people that have around my playtime and theres no way for me to catch up
Back to heroes of the storm it is
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Guys how do you counter bloodseeker it's ridiculous if you don't get it right in the first 2 minutes hes gone
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>>174698164
you just need to blame others first
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>>174698173
t. 1k doto
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>>174698173
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Why exactly has valve decided that I can't play dota anymore because I'm not a normie?
They are already struggling for player base as it is.
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>>174698173
Bloodseeker's biggest counters are heroes that drop the whole concept of "running away" and pound your skull in.
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>>174698173
>pick weaver
>build health and blademail
>let him rupture you
>obliterate his health bar
>time warp back to full
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>>174697775
We're not poor by any stretch of the imagination, especially by standards here.
But afaik travel costs are not included, nor are other things like going out in the evenings or restaurants etc.
The cost would easily rise, even in a middle of nowhere town

>>174697874
I looked at the website and two of the options are already sold out, so there must be

>>174698029
I'm pretty certain that he's either gay or something. He's had a couple "gfs", but never got past a kiss with them. He was always the one to end it for retarded reasons.
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AHAHAHHAHA

NA KEKS BTFO

WHERES YOUR "NO GOOD EU" NOW

YOU TRIED TO MEME

BUT NOW EVEN REDDIT IS ONTO YOUR SHIT

AHHAHAHHAHA
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>>174698996
kek

KEK

kEk

KeK

f a g

???
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>>174697691
>>174698448
Nice blogging, mind posting a link to your blog?
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I have 38% winrate. What am I doing wrong?

https://www.dotabuff.com/players/233469063
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Can you chokepoint jungle somewhere on this new map?
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>>174698996

>Demon
How does he keep somehow slipping in to these things?

>bulba
No really, how does he do it
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>>174698996
holy shit
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>>174699148
how do you suck this much at enigma offlane
what's your item build and do you farm the jungle enough
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>>174699230
Demon revitalized his career at TI6.
Bulba though
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>>174699092
sure, it's:
4chan d2g
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>slark completely dominates 1v1 and 2v2 overthrow
>tinker and skywrath completely dominate 4v4 and 5v5 overthrow
>3v3 overthrow is utter garbage
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>>174699230
>How does he keep somehow slipping in to these things?
Dota competitive scene is purely nepotism
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>>174699371
I always stack the big camp twice and then I can't kill it because it kills my eidolons. I also have a hard time getting black hole off. I use it about twice on average every game.
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>>174699518
Just use it man. Don't go looking for the big 5 man ones all the time. Especially early game, just throw it out there whenever.
>>
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>>174699518
>I always stack the big camp twice
don't
you don't want to spend forever in the jungle, you want to get your eidolons, kill the two camps and then go into the lane with the remaining 15-30s on your eidolons to farm safely
>I also have a hard time getting black hole off.
for heroes like winter wyvern and other heroes with significant ultimates, aggressive warding is your friend
that way you can see your enemy and thus have time to set up an efficient ultimate
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>>174697967
are you a valve employee?
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Do the pro monkeys or some shitty streamer pick Necrolyte for offlane? Why do I see it so often?
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>>174699371
soul ring or mana boots?
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>>174699878
Don't worry anon, I got you covered in case of reptilian invasion
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>>174699960
depends
tranquils + soul ring is better if you're roaming hard and/or have some other form of mana regeneration on your team (two of your teammates have arcane boots, you have a crystal maiden on your team, etc)
mana boots for all other cases
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>>174697867
git gud
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>>174697453
you'll get the hang of leading hooks
just don't expect hooks from full vision, with no obstructions to the enemy to ever hit
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TNC WILL win Kiev famalams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UehsVpvslfg
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>>174700082
If you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear :^)
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>330 battle cup score
>needed 110 points for a winner ticket
>didn't get 3 of them
oy gevalt
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>play nyx
>take 200% carapace damage
>dagon 5 the guy with lotus orb
lel
>>
blink aghs is superior to dagon5

but both of the lvl25 talents are useless then tbqh
>>
the agility one is a lot of damage for eblade
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>lan
>grill

is the strong sex breaking into the pro dota scene?
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>KIEV
>KIEK
>KEK

what does this mean? could it be a signal?
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*when you are not looking, teammate picks this hero*
*blinks behind you*
*stabs you in the MMR*

Pshhh, nothing personnel, kid.
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>>174697867
Pick heros that don't die and can be aggressive: Axe, LC, Centaur, DS, Pit Lord.
Your goal is to; in order of importance.
1. Not die in lane phase
2. Get exp
3. Get gold
You should get your supports to gank their HC repeatedly so you can be dominant in lane and constantly push. Their HC will miss last hits, take damage, and be subject to tower dives with the help of your Midlane and support.
If you're losing lane try ganking other lanes but don't abandon offlane.
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>>174698996
most of the NA pro's left the sinking ship
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>>174702036
>Centaur
But he's one of the easiest offlaners to kill
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>>174698442
Be careful with that one, you still take rupture damage from TL if you move too far but not over max range.
>kill BS
>instagib yourself too because you teleported 1200 units away
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>Dotards don't even have a player with a name containing loli in it in 2017

http://lol.esportswikis.com/wiki/Fireloli

Explain this
>>
>>174700082
>draskyl_35_years_later.jpg
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>>174702058
>most of the NA pro's left the sinking ship

LOL
No their spots got outsourced to EU
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>>174702084
He's tanky as all hell, stout shield and wand, play safe and you should be fine.
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>Zai cut his hair

it's over
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>>174702084
>But he's one of the easiest offlaners to kill
fucking wrong
>>174702435
>He's tanky as all hell
fucking wrong too

can YOU name the correct answer regarding centaurs survivability in the offlane?
>>
Need advice ladds
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/171650052
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OFFICIAL GUIDE TO FREE MMR

1. Change name calling shit hero X shit
2. Contrarian on other team picks X to "prove you wrong"
3. Collect free win from the 4v5 because of the shit hero pick

Only problem is if its your teammate that does it but there are 4 teammates and 5 enemies.
Possible candidates for X:
1. Rubick
2. Razor
3. Tinker
4. Nature's Prophet
5. Gyrocopter
6. Dragon Knight
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?
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>>174702736
androgen/10
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>>174702556
He's tanky as all hell, has a stun and max movespeed with ult. Is that the correct answer genius?
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>>174702624
Why? You seem to be doing alright so far. Mostly a support player. Just don't pick trashcans like bristleback except against weak offlane supports.
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>>174702810
the answer is he has high str but low armor, low aoe stun and average ms
making him decently tanky and survivable but not tanky as hell
or in even simpler terms, stop hyperboling you fucking faggots
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>>174702058
>NA PLAYERS ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS
>>
is there anything more infuriating than when a person won't speak up and say "hey I'm bad at this role can I get to play something else"
they always proceed to underperform
every time
without fail
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>>174702058
>most of the NA pro's left the sinking ship

I backstabbed them all. I won.
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>>174702998
>*lights thousand dollar Cuban CEO cigar*

Keep grinding those tournaments, wagecuck,
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>>174702703
fuck off, retard
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>>174703102
thank you for smelling me mr smellman
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>>174703228
I farm MMR from contrarians such as yourself
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OFFICIAL GUIDE TO FREE MMR :

1. Pick Bloodseeker
2. Go jungle
3. Identify if you're going to go burst, right click or hybrid.
4. or whatever
5. i guess
6. dont forget iron talon
7. ok
8. nice
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>>174703303
impylign you could even get a game in my bracket
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>>174703515
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>>174702987
He's definitely one of the beefiest heros meaning he's not decently tanky, go back to queing for your 3k game.
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>>174703827
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FUCK
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>retarded bracket
>play essentially 3 against 5
>still take over 1h for them to finish
Also rate my build.
Talents: xp, cast range, attack range, respawn.
>>
why was synd kicked from nip?
>>
Guide To HC:
1. Pick Ursa, PA, or Slark.
2. End offlanes Dota career.
3. Buy Blink, Deso, SB respectively.
4. End everyone else's Dota career.
5. Gain MMR
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>>174704692
because he didn't pick bloodseeker
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>>174702226
ma niggah
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>>174704105
>tfw Binnland NEET
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>not getting free +25 with the phantom lancer dupe exploit
dotards?
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rank bulldongs emotes
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>>174705474
What dupe exploit?
>>
>>174705539
the one where you get duped by that post haha lmao gotem
>>
>>174705539
you can dupe items with pl
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>>174703827
>He's definitely one of the beefiest heros
not on lvl lvl 1-3, which is how you define how 'survivable' an offlaner is
spiritbreaker, treant and ogre are king tankwise, but axe and nyx are both more survivable due to their hp regen, and abbadon has purge/shield to help him. those are the examples I can think of from the top of my head
centaur is decently tanky, str GAIN dont decide how tanky you are in the early game, and high str dont make you tanky when you have 2 base armor, which is average as fuck, and your MS is average, and your hp regen is average
tl;dr he's decently tanky, not tanky as hell
>>
Did they update the default music pack?
This is nice
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REMINDER FOR KIEV

>/OUR GUYS/
mousesports
og
thunderbirds
liquid
secret
faceless
virtus pro
masonstack

>/who cares/
chinks
BRs
tnc

>/NOT OUR GUYS/
eg
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>>174672624
WE WUZ
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>>174706419
wait what

why are eg not our guys anymore?
>>
>>174705846
Nyx is probably the easiest offlaner to kill early.
He's harder to harass, but his low stats make him easy to burst. Spiked carapace is his get out of jail free card but it's a weak as hell stun with a long cooldown early.
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>>174706691
eg has always been team reddit
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>>174706691
>he doesn't know
>>
>>174706775
no i dont

>>174706746
uhh, they were our guys in ti5. what happened since then? oh, did they make a few posts on reddit or something and not your favorite shithole /d2g/?
>>
>>174706724
>early levels
>burst
lol?
just impale and walk away and come back in 30 seconds when you healed to full from 9999 regen
>>
zai is so fucking handsome now holy shit
>>
>>174705620
Another illusion thing or?
>>
>>174706831

no they were not

you need to go back to ribbit
>>
>>174706903
keke nice meme bro :))))

woot go EG !!! :)))

shut the fuck up retard, EG is my favorite team. "somebody who doesn't like my team is from reddit xDD"
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>>174706959
You need to off yourself if EG is your favorite team, anon.
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>>174707028
why dont you tell me why my dude? :)))
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>>174706724
>Nyx is probably the easiest offlaner to kill early.
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>>174707056
Because you are cheering for a bunch of retards, probably.
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>>174706724
hahahahahaha

oh god

let me guess, you haven't played against nyx with mangos?
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>>174707201
why are they retards? they won TI :)))
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>>174705528
Clap > nymnCorn > NiceLa > gachiBASS > monkaS = monkaMega > LUL3D > HAhaa = WaitWhat > FeelsSadMan > TrumpSmug > PepePls = NyanPls = DonaldPls > FeelsWeirdMan > CuteDog = KKool = ImTriggered = normiesOUT > Krappa > gachiGASM > HaHaa > weSmart > AdmiralGASM > FeelsDabMan > KKomrade
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>>174705309
When does Kiev show here then? If im a 9-5 työcuck can I see the games live? Im too lazy to google miself.
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>>174706419
>MOST POWERFUL RACE
>IG
>Not /OURGUYS/

Hope DC 2.0 DeMoN edition wins this lan and show how the best flip can carry washed up pros
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>OG gets seeded with a Tier 3 team
>While runners up Mouz (formerly AF) gets IG the ones that can only beat OG besides nuEG at its peak

Really activated my almonds
Why does Valve love to suck n0tail's cock so much?
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first round seeding is out
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I haven't played/watched dota since Boston, what do I need to know
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>>174707998
someone give me a quick rundown on the kiev major format
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>>174708162
TL and IG became Tier 1
Wings continued their downfall and became Team Random
TNC,FL, and nuDC are unironically the best T2 teams
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>>174708349
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>>174707307
I love how you are trying to shitpost so hard while defending your favorite team. And if you want the real answer - there is only one likable guy on the team.
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>>174707998
>OG gets a free win
Dotards?
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>>174707998
>OG getting FREE point from the beginning
as if that format wasn't shit already
>>174708349
teams play first round like in that picture, next rounds played against opponents with same number of wins and losses, two teams never play against each other more than once
also 30 bo3 in two days lmao
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>>174709397
stop having retarded opinions, people like you is the reason why everyone laughs at 4chan
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>>174702173

Does BS get damaged by the TS damage ?
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>>174707998
Secret
IG
IG.V
OG Xd
Tbirds
VP
/ourguys/
EG
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>>174708576
>>174709397
>http://www.gosugamers.net/dota2/rankings
I assume you know how seeding works. That's assuming a lot for children like you but I honestly don't want to explain it.
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If someone interested you can watch stream from hotel where players at vk com/dota2
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uhhh
dotards?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z0BJhST2hw
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>>174707998
OG is gonna lose to SG
hfn god will do it again

SCREENCAP THIS
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>>174710451
who cares, nobody gets eliminated after group stage
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>>174710190
ty ruskibro
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>>174710406
beta
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>>174710406
Wait how does that work? he has a boodstone in the backpack and just uses doppel?
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>>174705539
>>174705620
he's bullshitting for (You)s
there was a bug before with Naga Siren where you could dupe items, then everyone that abused the bug for a VAC ban and had their MMR they gained taken away, and some more.

Never abuse a bug in dota for mmr
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>>174706419
>Top Lads
Mouz

>Probably going to win
OG

>Would be cool to see them win
Thunderbirds
Faceless

>maybe stand a chance
liquid
faceless

>maybe Rtz and Zai can win a major event
eg

>powergap

>another powergap

>a 3rd power gap

>brs

>another one

>and another

>Lick Quid

>kys tier
>chinks, seamokeys

fixed
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>>174711328
valve never bans for fuckups on their end
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>>174710406

>pl can do this
>/d2g/ still thinks hes shit
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dc and eg only likeable teams desu
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>>174709397
>teams play first round like in that picture, next rounds played against opponents with same number of wins and losses, two teams never play against each other more than once
>also 30 bo3 in two days lmao
maybe I'm retarded but the way I'm reading this theres no benefit to actually win anything
so I'm gonna assume I'm wrong but please correct me
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>>174711760
You are actually right; you are retarded.
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>>174708484
who?
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>>174709993
Depends. If it's because you time lapsed and moved some distance during rupture with BM on, I'd presume BS would take that damage. If you lapse and up at lower health with rupture out of the question, I'm pretty sure no damage is dealt to anybody. It's just the game setting your HP to an arbitrary value, not damage.
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>bot game
>solo wrecking a bot shit
>bot gondar appears out of nowhere at the last second
>steals kill with shuriken instead of tracking
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>>174713765
based valve preparing you for playing with actual humans
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>pick spectre
>enemy team has CM, PA, Pudge, Tinker and Bristle
>build diffusal, blademail and tank
>70k hero damage
i love this hero
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>>174711760
Welcome to single-elim. You can lose all your games in the group stage but you just need to trailblaze the tournament bracket.
These groupstages are just broadcasted scrims.
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>>174713906
I love how bot matches are deliberately skewed against you and how the bots blatantly cheat

It shows they understand pub dota.
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>>174714068
Do the bots actually cheat?
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>>174714170
they for sure have maphack, some anons claim bots can cast spells even when out of mana
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>>174714068
>>174714170
On unreal they have higher gold tick and something like 10% extra XP gain

But thats the only skill rating that they "cheat" on
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>>174714170
They do prefer to get max gpm and other shit for themselves, not for the team. The bots would never swap you out as venge to sacrifice themselves, for example.
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>>174710406
IT'S A BETA
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Who won /d2g/?
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another valve event shartour leddit shitaev will not win
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>>174714634
arteezy is good tho
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>>174714634
why is he so SHIT?
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>>174712639
Universe.
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>>174714892
holy shit sheever looks awful there
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>>174687558
>step 1, hit level 25
>step 2, hope they don't have dectection
>step 3, win game
BH got hit hard with nerfs and shrines.
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>>174706724
>go afk to do stuff
>read this idiotic shit
Holy fuck, stop posting
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>>174710406
how does he get the bloodstone in his backpack

that shouldnt work
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don't post jewesses
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>>174715161
Probably picked it up from someone, you can see alch selling it
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>>174715225
sry
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>>174715251
its alchs bloodstone

Im doing testing now, and I cant find a way to get the completed bloodstone into PLs inventory

Even breaking it down, with lock, then unlocking etc, it just doesnt craft

When I have all 3 pieces in the backpack and create an illu of PL, the bloodstone crafts on the illus backpacks, but doesnt drop in fountain, adn doesnt craft on main pl
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>>174715450
Could be patched already
Can you not drop bloodstone or?
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>>174715687
cant drop items from illus

When PL is using doppel in the video, the bloodstones from the illus are getting forced out of the inventory because they shouldnt be there, and spawning them in the fountain

All Ive been able to do is force them to craft in the backpack
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>>174715814
I dont mean from illus, i mean in general
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>>174715814
Also, try getting the exact setup of items just like in pl's inv, with locked boots and stuff, full inv, bla bla
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>>174716013
Yeah you can drop it from the backpack, when its crafted, but you cant pick it back up to backpack, cause its a bloodstone
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>>174677760
>myriad of other people who don't have phones

who the fuck doesnt own a phone, honestly

not once in my life i met someone like that
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>>174716124
this is such a perfect example of white privilege
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>>174715678
korean rite of "pass"age
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>>174711751
not gonna lie that little documentary series made me like eg a little bit more
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>superstars of dota, Na'Vi playing
>our boys at beyondthesummit casting some amateur cs:go tournament instead

I-ITS NOT FAIR BROS
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE TOP E-SPORTS
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Why don't you guys play on eu east server?
No russian and no idiots from eu west, plus skill level is higher. Best euro server by far.
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>CS:GO, the white man's esport, is no longer the backup esport but now the primary esport
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>>174716818
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>>174716818
>beyond the sniff
>our boys
>>
>this navi vs spirit game
>troll and sniper in one team

I'm getting PTSD flashbacks. Send help.
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>>174715678

How comes febby had girl's clothes. If they were from a female friend, what's up with the wig? I don't think he bought them just for one stream.
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>>174716119
But if its in your inventory normally, on any other hero, can you drop it from your inventory? Thats what im asking you since the beginning anon
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>single elim tourney

?
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>>174717471
>
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>read on readdit that navi could be back for real
>hours later.... 2-15
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>>174717383
>How comes febby had girl's clothes
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I fucking suck.
I just don't know how to react when facing strong duolanes. I just played Skywrath Drow vs. Sniper Silencer and we got our shit pushed in. I have no idea of what I should have done.
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>>174718131
maybe try to 3v2 unless all your lanes were weak, then it's a draft problem
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>>174718131
stop picking shit heroes
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Is he the ultimate 2k hero?
>best jungler
>good pusher
>microing him is no brainer
>best team fighter who punishes enemy grouping during a fight (which happens a lot)
>most /fit/ model in the game (alone those traps are godlike)
>most based hero, is basically the universe himself
You can try to name a better hero, but I doubt that you will succeed.
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>>174718569
big channeled spells and 2k are not friendly, at least not in my own personal experience
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>>174718569
>huge channeled ult, the only point of playing the hero disrupted by a cool breeze and on a 3 minute cd
ye great hero haha
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>>174718784
How so?
>not being able to black hole 5 men
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>>174719024
>have a prolapsed anus
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what is bloodseeker best build?
>>
there's a fucking update every fucking time i open this fucking game
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>>>174719087
talon phase bracer aghs refresher
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stop harassing pros
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Where's sumail?
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>>174719317
he had some problems finding adderall in europe, but he should be back to kiev by tomorrow
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>its a "teammate picks rubick" episode
>lose
>check dotabuff
>350 rubick games, 44% winrate

what a fucking surprise
>>
where do I download custom bots made by people to try them out?

I see on reddit they are doing a bot tournament already
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nothing to make a webm of so have a train
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>>174719594
make a private lobby, then under the AI options select 'from workshop' or something like that
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>>174720026
ah thanks
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>>174719506
I lose my first Rubick game some hour ago.
The pain, the pain.
I thought that he would be my 100% win rate forever. I was plaing againt a Legion, been the ward bitch. Legion killed me 10 times before 20 minutes, she got 450 damage at the end of the match.
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>>174707998
Remember to support DC because of /ourboys/ Mason and Jimmy
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>>174719024
>not being able to black hole 5 men
do you have any idea how bad people in 2k are?
>>
>dendi skips bolas vs veno
>veno runs him down and kills him repeatedly
Was he planning on juking gale somehow?
Is that even possible?
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>>174720654
Of course I do, why else would I say that? All they do is group together.
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>>174720991
a 2k enigma will waste bh on beforehand
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doing some polling

http://www.strawpoll.me/12803363
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>>174721170
It's not that hard to wait until the enemy has grouped, blink in and then bh them.
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>>174721408
Reminder that the last mid hero release was 4 years ago.
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>>174721408
>no jungler
>mfw
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>>174721408
>cant chose multirole

stupid fucking thirdie
learn how to write a proper question with a proper answering format
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>>174721408
/lolg/ is here >>174702775
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more polling

http://www.strawpoll.me/12803433
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>>174721638
Dota doesn't need new heroes when there are already 113 in the game. That's more than enough and a rework every now and then should suffice. Adding more heroes only makes drafts pointless.

If you want new heroes go play LoL, they will add new hereos because it makes them money, despite plenty of heroes being redundant and many being left forgotten after newer heroers surpassed them.
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>>174722113
Enjoy your dead game.
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>>174722182
Already doing it. Enjoy posting somewhere else with all the kids that need rehashed crap to keep their attention spans.
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>>174721638
but monkey king was release this (dota) year?
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>>174721759
>>174721832

points taken, ill work on including more options for my next poll
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How can I be as much of a pain as possible in the early game for the enemy carry? I'm talking about things like playing Chen or Enchantress and getting the lighting bolt small camp creep
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>>174721759
jungler is not a fucking role, it's a bad meme choice for people who don't understand the game and play poorly
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most important poll

https://www.strawpoll.me/12803504
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>>174722524
no fuck u shitter im better than you
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fuck off with the polls this is not reddit
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>>174722662
https://www.strawpoll.me/12803551
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>>174722896

>no slacks option
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Sonneiko is a literal god

he doesn't get enough respect
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>>174722113
I agree with this, but there's a little bit of irony with Monkey King being the first actually-new hero in years and his "deliberately broken on release for money" shit was bad even by Riot standards.
When other Dota heroes were busted on release, they didn't come with arcanas, weren't blatant pandering to a specific national audience, and didn't get global mechanic nerfs that favored them exclusively. They just happened to be busted as they were in Dota 1. Valve invented MK and failed spectacularly, they made a tree-jumping ganker and slapped 4 busted versions of other heroes' abilities on.him.
It's like if Capcom made a Ryu clone in Street Fighter and slapped a dive kick, spinning pile driver, and a 1-frame, 1-bar, 60% life, safe on block, fullscreen super on him. "Come get your evolving God Ryu skin that levels up as you win games for only $34.99!"
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>>174723131
wasn't he a real bitch & that's why he got kicked from navi the first time?
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>>174723131
His wyvern is ban worthy since he's so good at it
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>tfw voting in strawpolls makes me feel important
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why are fantasy points in spectator? wasnt this dropped years ago?
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>>174723184
was that way? I was wondering why they dropped their best player
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>>174723184
as always, the problem is other guys but not dendi
>>
Can we convince reddit to nerf Crystal maiden. Something like global mana regen scaled down to aoe effect.
>>
>playing against NP
>BF after 1 hour
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>>174723934
Honestly outside of the aura, she was fucking dogshit before 7.00. 7.00's "roots stop almost all mobility skills" thing combined with her really good talents did a huge amount. Seriously though, the root thing literally reversed her matchups with any hero it affected except for Slark. Especially Storm, Mirana, Timber, and PA. Even Slark has to be a little more careful because he can't just leap away while frostbitten anymore.
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>>174723401
is dendi actually a huge asshole
only started hearing about that recently but I never would have thought
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>>174721506
>It's not that hard to wait until the enemy has grouped, blink in and then bh them.
its 2k
people with 2 fingers on one hand are able to reach 2k
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>>174724872
>is dendi actually a huge asshole
In terms of team play and play style yeah
He refuses to change and be adaptable like other carriers which means every team just focus him since all he likes is being a playmaker, dispute his amazing personality and cheerfulness his team doesn't like this and causes tension.
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>>174725696
The organization also treats him like a king because of his popularity. I can only assume that it breeds resent.
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guess my mmr
guess my height
filename
guess my country (tip, its 22.40 here)
and of course, subscribe to my blog!
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>>174723934
Nice lego legends change
>>
classic fng
>>
>grandgrant counting loud the seconds a player isn't using a midas

now this is what I call power casting
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>Dendi
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What if there was some sort of automated scoring system that attempted to rank players' skill?
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>>174727704
are you new?
>>
I have a confession to make. I dream every night about Mirana and Luna. You just know that they're passionate lovers that will do anything for each other. I imagine that Mirana is quiet and shy and Luna is fierce and outgoing, but in bed they always swap roles. Mirana is secretly the dominant partner, and Luna is a submissive slut. Every night I dream that Mirana ties Luna up tightly and uses one of her arrow heads to tear neat holes in her spandex. Then she forces Luna to take off her shoes with nothing but her mouth and worship her perfect feet, one in her mouth and the other rubbing Luna's pink pussy. Then she switches off and makes Luna taste her own juices while the other continues rubbing Luna into a pure ecstatic orgasm. Then Mirana flips Luna over and fucks her raw with a strap-on while Nova and Sagan fuck her in the mouth and booty-hole. Luna orgasms over and over and lets out screams and moans of joy, until everyone cums one last time in unison.
>>
>Queue on EU West, expecting a "civilized" game
>Get an Italian twostack who go safelane with Lion and Abaddon
>Lion proceeds to run into the enemy screaming KAMIKAZE and laughing his ass off
>Constantly talking in his shitty language on the mic
>Match somehow goes to 45 mins, ends 27 to 61 kills
>He's died 22 times
>"Commend me guys lol"

I thought this new patch would fix things Valve
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>>174724872
Watch some videos when navi loses or fails to quality and you will see him always complaining about the other guys mistakes or bad decisions. He has zero self-criticism. Always whining about the decisions of puppey, then fng and then psm.

And dear fucking christ those times when HE was the captain... I didnt even bother to watch videos about goblak or artstyle but he will probably cry about the same shit and blame everything to them.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiY_iKSpWLM
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nice meme
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>>174728478
>not solo queing

KYS
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>>174726650
>22, 40
Just off the Nigerian cost.
>>
>navi
>dondo
LMOA
>>
Die Dendi Die!
>>
Which professional offlane player has a high game impact in every single game he plays?
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>>174729776
Iceiceice
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>>174729638
NAVI IS BACK THOUGH
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>>174729032
>Not having friends to play dotes with

top kek
>>
>>174729776
me
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How far along are the open qualifiers that grandgrant is casting?

Is this near the finals or what
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Even after a very boring day, this picture somehow always put a smile on my face
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>>174723153
>Valve invented MK and failed spectacularly
Pretty syre they got inspiration from a certain HoN hero:

http://hon.gamepedia.com/Monkey_King
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>>174726650
2.5k
5'8
France
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>>174730707
wasnt MK an easter egg or rumor in one of the dota1 patches?
>>
>waga smurfing
>picks lanaya
sssssssssssssssssomebody ssssssssstop me
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>>174729296
22, 40 is just outside of Mecca

are you fucking retarded, or do you not know how to read a fucking map?
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>Spirit draft is just a joke. Navi got this.

Which one is worst twitch chat or youtube chat?
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>look into grant stream again after about 2 years
>his "thing" is still chugging dr. peppers

pretty pitiful, but i'll stay for now
>>
>grant is casting
all smiles now luv :)
>>
>>174730975
>watching dota on jewtube

hahahah what the fuck?
>>
>>174730774
easter egg yes
was really hard to complete the whole chain tho.
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>>174730589
Poor dondo
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>>174698173
Ursa, TP scroll, Disraptor
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>>174704941
Pick offlane LC
Shit on Slark / PA
>>
tell me this is bo1
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>>174730707
His skillset is completely different outside of having good mobility and being autoattack-based though. Also every other moba has a Monkey King hero at this point, even HotS and Awesomenauts have a skin each (Samuro and Skree respectively). Valve jumped on that bandwagon long after it left the station.
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>>174730707
PRETTY SURE THE INSIPRATION IS SUN WUKONG FROM THE FUCKING CHINESE MYTHOLOGY YOU NEWFAG
>>
>>174722524
>>174721759
you're a 10 minute detriment to the team
>>
so i should use my ult every time before I midas with arc warden?
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>>174732323
duh?
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>>174731987
>oh shit we're missing a name for the new hero how do we call him?
>let's see it's a badass chinese monkey...
>something that sounds chinese... like sun wu
>and add a badass classic monkey name in the end... kong
>sun wukong... PERFECT!

BRAVO VALVO
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>>174732695
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_Wukong
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>>174732838
getting baited this easily?
>>
>>174732838
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/2/2b/Slark_kill_08.mp3
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>literally free wins

I couldn't even go blink dagger this game due to illusion and shrapnel bullshit making it a useless item. But whatever, free fucking wins either way.
>>
>zfreek should play offlaner
>I bet hed be great
do you agree with ritsu?

I think zfreek could play with anyone else & he'd be a GOAT, kyle brings him down

that leaked col roster rofl
>>
>>174733205
What is the new roster?
>>
>>174733145
>4/8
fucking noob feeder report
>>
>>174733205
>HURR DURR ZAI DID IT SO ZFRIDGE CAN

fucking loopoo nigger needs to fuck off
>>
>not getting the 20% xp gain talent on a hard 5 hero

is there any legitimate justification for this or is it just plain wrong. +6 stats instead of getting lv 16 early i dont see it desu
>>
>>174731030
golem get ye gone
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>>174733517
col ccnc
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>>174733732
:d
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>>174734067
So they left 747? Isnt ccnc part of Stanking's stacks?
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>col is losing to timado
lol
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What does /d2g/ of riki mid?
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>>174734067
who is the most beta dota player? cryin cancel or cucky ccnc?
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>gg to timado
col.ritsu incoming
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>love slark
>hate slark pickers
>hate myself for being one
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>>174734834
I doubt swidlezz wants to deal with ritsu after the justin incident.
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>>174735178
>love slark's lore and voice lines
>hate slark pickers
>don't pick slark cus he's too weak early on
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>fav hero is am
>top 99% on dotardbuff
>lose on game as him cause retarded teamates feed slark 30 kills
>w.e next game
>support from last game on my team
>"lol xd ur a shit am"
>proceeds to fisrt pick am and rush vlads
>get a manta at 41 minutes

i want to die.
WHY CAN I FUCKING PLAY ON CHINA SERVERS REEEEEEE
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>>174735178
Are there even any Slark memebuilds?
I can only think of Armlet Slark vs Bloodseeker.
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>>174736109
not really unless you wanna go dagon refresh.
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>>174736109
The memeiest thing I have done is make moonshards, 4 of them.
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>>174721408
no fucking love for the pos 5

rip ;~;
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>>174736558
>meme builds

Fat QoP was best QoP, even before they added that 70% lifesteal talent. It's like the old ganking Nature's Prophet build where you'd stack a couple null talismans and a blademail, except you're on a hero that has good burst and can get out instantly instead of having to channel for 3 seconds. Then you snowball into radiance, octarine, shiva's, and whatever other dumb int beefcake shit you want.
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>>174736558

ok ok hear me out

>treads
>pms/aquila
>hyperstone
>basher
>moonshard
>abyssal

dont finish moonshard first because flat as is shit, and dont finish abyssal first because it's way expensive and vanguard is kinda shit as an early item

then just build flat moonshards and steal tons of agility from people and keep fucking bashing them/ccing them
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>>174736558

ok ok hear me out

>treads
>pms/aquila
>hyperstone
>basher
>moonshard
>abyssal

dont finish moonshard first because flat as is shit, and dont finish abyssal first because it's way expensive and vanguard is kinda shit as an early item

then just build flat moonshards and steal tons of agility from people and keep fucking bashing them/ccing them.

could i become the god slark?
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reminder to sit up straight, do deadlifts and stay hydrated
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>tfw despite seeing the "le stay hydrated" meme for 7 years you still don't know what it actually means
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>>174737497
No, vanguard is actually good if they have right click.
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>>174737761
you get tired and sluggish and a headache when dehydrated
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>>174692281
clockwerk has decent armor and you can make sure he cant cast le speedy invis with cogs. when he gets time lapse later you can just cancel the animation with Q
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>>174737769
sure in sustained fights but slark has tons of ways of disengaging or just not getting hit. with moonshard you can just steal agility and gain an armor every second
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>>174737874
>4chan
>ever giving actual helpful advise on a regular basis

thinking it actually means to stay hydrated is a red herring
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>>174738067
thats the mean

ironically
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>>174738136
hmmmmm

really engages my powers of cognition....
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guys how do I deal with this?
>be me
>have super hot latino gf
>we play dota together
>shes gutter tier
>I'm 5k
>she rushes dagon 5 on mirana etc
>always a loss
am I doomed to lose with her forever? I would easily have a 60%+ win ratio if I didnt game with her but then again she is my qt

what would you do?
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did rubick go from the most played hero to the least played hero?
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>>174738347
>guys how do I deal with this?
>>be me
umm... kinda hard to solve the only way I see would be kys
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>>174697867
i've had decent success with abaddon and omni buying meme of midas. for abaddon i go radiance octarine and for omni ill get greaves and just general items to position myself and save teammates
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>>174738347
Tell her to go aghs before that so she could actually kill people. Also latinas are fucking insane.
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>>174697867
Axe is the Axe of Axe. Go stout, wind lace, tango (get salve later if you need). Make Tranquils. Get Blink. Fuck off the map, just don't show. Ping your retarded teammates to gank with you. Kill. Maybe repeat. Farm blademail. You can solo kill carries now. Get Vanguard. Get Shadow Blade. And repeat killings. Experiment with Mjollnir instead of Shadow Blade if you feel like it.

For Talents ALWAYS go:
+3 Mana Regen
+75 Damage
+25 Health Regen
+100 Battle Hunger DPS(This shit one shots supports)

Either Go 1-1-3 or 2-0-3. Depends on the lane really.
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>>174738067
>ever giving actual helpful advice

never been to /fit/ or /k/ have you fatty?
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>came back to dota after few days
>assbursted raging sperglords are still in the game
>even had a game where an enemy fed because of "stolen bounty and carry" bullshit

nice life management
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>>174738347
I'm a highschool, and above, qualified Physics teacher with special needs training qualifications. I can teach any retard the simplest and hardest of things.

Post proof you have a gf and I'll give you a few ways on how you can help her learn to stop being shit

p.s.
t. 4.8k
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>>174738067
how the fuck can stay hydrated be misleading its pretty fucking straight forward
youre being retarded anon, maybe youre nto thinking straight cause youre dehydrated
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>30 minutes queue.
P... people is just resting because the battle cup is later today, right? ;_;
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>>174739610
Today I had a game where our jungle LC started sulking because we didn't postpone killing one Storm because they wanted the Duel damage.
Yesterday I had a guy who decided to AFK the game because I called him out on his dumb randoming.

These 2 weeks can't pass soon enough.
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>We’ve recently taken action against one or more players you’ve previously reported for bad conduct. Thanks for your help in making the Dota 2 community a friendlier place.
this is what I live for
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>have a big tournament
>play it over a week instead of a weekend

EVERY FUCKING TIME
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>>174740785
the bracket is played on the weekend

is there no pleasing dotards?
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>>174739610
Dude, I can't believe I'm saying this but I migrated to HoTs recently. The biggest thing here is matches only last 30 minutes -tops- and if I have a sperglord shitter on my team, it'll only last 20 minutes. I don't even get mad anymore.
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>>174741005
Fun is one of those earthly pleasures a dotard just can't let himself have. To live is to suffer.
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>>174740674
random is ok if he can pull it off.
that gold bonus is abusable at some point.

although, i still wish this is not as common as i think for i only played like 2 games today.
i really hope im just unlucky
>>174741005
grinding mmr in 2016-2017 doesn't matter that much and seeing stupid people just makes it worse.
even though if one's dreaming to become a pro player, the tournaments keep getting lesser and lesser to the point that amateur ones somewhat to not stood any chance.
also, i feel like the pro scene is controlled and your connections matter.
there are legit 6-7ks that can be 9k with some "boost" and yet, they didn't have any chance to shine.
even my 6k friend rarely grinds now and is focused on his job while playing some sports or a single game of dota with us if ever we all got time.

dota is really just a game after all.
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>>174742037
I'm not saying it's fun even when I lose in HoTS, but it doesn't make me feel extra bad that I wasted an hour of my life on something I couldn't win from the start because of a shitastic teammate
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>>174742621
I always random if my team has to pick first and nobody wants to
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>>174740674
i once randomed chen and none of the enemy even cared.
it was ez
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>>174742621
>feel like the pro scene is controlled and your connections matter
The funny part is, you know how much Americans joke about China being so corrupt and shit? Well in Dota, it's kind of reversed a little. In China, at least, an actual good player, even if he's a nobody, can get picked up by one of the many established pro teams and break into the pro scene without any connections whatsoever. CDEC and WINGS are 2 very good examples of this. That will never happen in the US and EU unless you suck someone's dick or know someone in one of the handful of teams that still exist.
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>>174740785
group stage is the week, tournament starts at the beginning of next weekend you dotard
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>>174742835
>but it doesn't make me feel extra bad that I wasted an hour of my life on something I couldn't win from the start because of a shitastic teammate
sounds good to me. i don't kow anything about HotS, is it like a typical MOBA?
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>look up scheduel for the major
>it starts at 1AM in TExas


What the FUCK?!? How can I even watch any of the games I f I have a job?
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>>174742621
Yes, you are right. But I've had enough failed games because of people randoming in my games so I get tilted whenever it happens.
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>>174744168
?
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>>174743619
>sounds good to me. i don't kow anything about HotS, is it like a typical MOBA?
Pretty much. The goal is still to kill heroes to level up and get strong enough to push towards and kill their Ancient, but instead of Roshan, each map has its own Rosh-type objective where you collect stuff or hold areas of the map to unlock the Roshan equivalent of the map.
The most fun part for me right now is that I'm actually learning new heroes again(and there are alot of them), and seeing what their advanced tricks are, if any. I don't think anyone will disagree with me on this, but games become less fun when you aren't learning anything anymore and are just going through the motions.
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>>174744168
>>174744268
what did i miss lads
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>>174744430
>pic related
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>win meme honeypot lans
>get an invite

How bad will Puppey whup Kuro's ass? Does the delusional little faggot have a chance after embarrassing himself at DAC?
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>>174744549
ye i can see that, but he just didnt post a pic?
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>>174744634
Pretty much, yeah.
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kalle
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>>174745759
Kallu
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anyone wanna play with me
im greatest brew na :))))
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is the party finder for champions cup working for anyone
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>>174746484
yeah it worked for me i found a party it just takea a while
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>>174746170
>tier 4
>poughkeepsie
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>>174746618
>>
HOLY FUCK LADS JUST A LITTLE MORE THAN 24 HOURS UNTIL OUR BOYS (EG OF COURSE) PLAY
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>>174746547
yeah i got one, thanks. guess there just wasn't any available at the time
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>>174692330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5drYkLiLI8

what did he mean by this
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>>174746170
is it too late to team now?
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>>174746869
this is the wrong site for you, go back to reditt
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>>174747035
ye sry i found some other guys
good luck fig
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>>174747372
I dont wanna play battlecup, just wanted to see if I could get in your team
I'm the brewfag from a couple threads back
You gained any ranks yet famalam?
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What's the point of the group stage format of Kiev if it's not going to have a lower bracket?
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>>174747505
i dunno dotabuff is retarded, opendota is better
i win a game i lose 10 ranks
i lose a game i gain 2 ranks
i stopped paying attention to it
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>>174747663
>why does seeding matter
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>>174747663
up to date seeding you fucktard

also teams can observe each other's play style and watchers are entertained
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>>174747675
I told you man, dotabuff rankings are retarded


Did you donate/pay anything to opendota btw?
I havent bothered making logging in there so idk waht my rank would be there, maybe I'd be one or two higher because of the autistic rank booster(s) that are just playing based on the db statweights


gl with your cup
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>>174746170
join the vg chat you mong
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>gone for a while
>have to put in your phone N° to smash shitters in ranked

what is this facebook tier shit
not even league of babbies has done this

what the fuck happened you guys
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>>174747965
nah man just login and it gives you everything that you would have to pay with dotabuff for + a lot more
its awesome check it out
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What if there was a hero that could teleport like NP but reversed? Like he would target any enemy hero globally and teleport that opponent to him.
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>>174748339
what if there was a hero and could nuke like lina but reversed? Like he would target any enemy hero and laguna blade them but he would take the damage instead.
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>>174748516
it makes sense because lina is fire type and using lightning based skills should damage her
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>all the enemies in my battlecup are normal skill and all have under 45% winrate
wwtttfffffffffff
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>saturday without clq stream
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>>174748751
>goypendium buyers are all shit at dota
wow you finally realized huh
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>no genuine way to complain about or have an impact on matchmaking putting me on a team of imbeciles

these shitters in my shit tier have absolutely no clue how to play
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>>174739141
i'm underweight, and yeah /k/ gives good advice but that's a tiny 0.1% of 4chan
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>>174747663
It seems there will be Swiss groupstage. that means that it won't be round robin, but something between that and a normal bracket. teams who do well will only battle teams that are also doing well, and bad teams will face bad teams as the rounds go. it doesnt sound stupid, to me at least.

64 matches max, times 2-3 cause I think they made it bo3. Unless im retarded, the old format of 2 groups with 8 teams makes about 28(?) matches = 56(?) games(bo2), times 2 = 112 games. So, I guess we have to watch more games? or am i retard?
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>>174739610
>animeNEET talking about life management
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>>174750218
reddit dotcom signup dota2
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>>174739924
the real meme is not related to hydration
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>>174692507
I'm glad Valve is perpetually vindicating my decision to drop Dota 2 like the steaming pile of crap it has become when they announced 7.00.
>>
If i play with another AM in 7.xx i'm literally going to cut my fucking head off
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>>174750780
BASED PERU POSTER
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>redditors remain having the blastedest of asses regarding our guys, The Evil Genii.
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>>174750450
>easy win for eg
>pretend to be garbo at groupstage
>faces against retards next
fucking easy to exploit
>>
zai is actually so fucking handsome with short hair
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>>174751370
t. homo
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>>174751757
say that to my face in really life buddy, i would make you make me suck your dick you fucking homo faggot
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>>174751884
i bet typing that out made you homo erectus didnt ya
>>
>mmr has diminishing returns
it actually motivated the synapsys
>>
GUYS QUICK

I NEED THE DATY9 BEFORE DOTA AFTER DOTA PICTURE
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>>174751884
that's fucking gay dude
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>>174697874
Sure. People are dumb enough to pay for coaching (which is especially funny when they're so fucking bad the coach just states the obvious), pay for coaching from Purge (which deserves a category of its own) and hire account boosters.

Never underestimate the stupidity of 2k's.
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>>174751967
>>174752013
i bet you guys have really big fat cocks fucking losers i wouldn't even swallow your cum i would just leave it on my face
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>>174752271
that's fucking gay dude
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>>174752271
wanna see my buddy
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>>174707998
>OG gets a F R E E win
>everyone else can take at least one game off of another

yeah why is this allowed EVERY FUCKING MAJOR
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>>174752335
yes daddy :3
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>>174752506
that's fucking gay dude
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>>174752506
look at this faggot and laugh at him
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IS DOOM FUCKING VIABLE YET. I'VE WAITED OVER A YEAR. JUST DO IT FROST TOAD BEFORE I DECIDE TO NOT PURCHASE AN INTERNATIONAL COMPENDIUM FOR THIS YEAR. BUFF DOOM FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK ICEFROG, WHERE ARE THE BUFFS. BUFF DOOM AND MAKE ME HAPPY. AND I'LL MAKE YOU HAPPY BY SPENDING MONEY.
43% WINRATE LMAO. SHIT ARMOR LMAO. SHIT BAT LMAO. SHIT STAT GAIN LMAO. MEDIOCRE TALENTS LMAO
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i thought the gulag was a bully free zone
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>>174752848
no he will never be viable again, and it's better this way
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>>174752848
>43% winrate
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>>174751370
zai is handsome regardless
>>174749282
clq is not funny and if you think he is entertaining you need to really go back to funnyjunk
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>>174748339
A cool idea but could not be done as you could just tp them to your fountain.
Also itd be pretty stupid and just cause the most easiest op ganks.
>>174752848

Nigga as long as his ult can cause denies he will forever be shit.
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>>174752876
>the thirdie poster was also a gigantic faggot
>>
>is a team game
>somehow antisocial neets think solo queue mmr actually matters
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>>174753058
no you fucking loser dont reply to my post ever again. i bet you have a tiny dick too i wouldnt even feel it.
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>>174753346
t. 3k player
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>>174753438
Thank you~ :3
>>
How many heroes would become Overpowered if one of their basic skills was replaced with Burrowstrike?
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>>174753346
>is a team game
>anon doesnt get how stacks would herefore inherently have an advantage over split teams/teams composed of solos.
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>>174753584
exactly, so why even bother playing solo? unless you have no friends
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>>174753742
t. 3k player
>>
>>174743619
HotS is like a hybrid of Dota, League, and Awesomenauts.

>Stun durations are actually on par with Dota, slows are a little shorter, and silences are generally much shorter with a couple exceptions, although the outliers are nowhere near Dota's. No Doom or anything like that.
>Game has no significant turnrates. Most spells come out almost-instantly but some are delayed for balance reasons, and it says so in the tooltip if they are.
>AoE abilities are actually much smaller than Dota's or League's in general. Unit target isn't super rare, but you usually won't have more than one or two on a given character.
>The cast is pretty varied, there are a lot of characters with really interesting or weird gimmicks like Dota. A large handful of characters even play against otherwise-universal mechanics.
>Talents/shrines are a LOT like items and health kits respectively in Awesomenauts and are designed to replace traditional items. Unlike Nauts though, HotS has mana on 90% of characters but doesn't require you to go to base to choose talents.
>Pay model is a lot like Smite's but without the option to permanently get all new characters. Once you have a character, it's fully functional though. No LoL-style bullshit with runes.
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>>174753580
Sunder < Burrow imo
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>>174753798
it's okay, you don't have to be ashamed of the fact that you will die alone because everyone in the world won't even notice when you're gone
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>>174753742
Many people migght not have a full stack of 5 who play dota. They are inherently screwed.
Solo means the loners get fairness and so do the stacks outside of it.
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>>174753957
t. still 3k
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TA confirmed for biggest dick
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>>174754028
aw, its okay. maybe some girl will find your imaginary videogame number to be attractive. LOL! just kidding
>>
>>174754142
t. angry 3k player
>>
>bulldog shitting all over reddit
I thought he was /theirguy/?
>>
>>174754232
stockholm syndrome
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>>174739610
STop posting worst tic
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>>174754080
>Not phoenix who is a literal cock
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Where were you guys when Dota 2 was confirmed dead?

LMAO
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>>174754513
it's not stopping me anon
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>>174754368
Oh wow that's actually really bad. I mean we have a major in a few days but that's no excuse for this. That's really bad.
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>>174754513
you can't kys yourself idiot
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>>174754368
I was playing HotS too.
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>>174754368
Playing the game, like I did long before it became an eSports and I will do long after it's dead as such.
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what is he smelling?
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>>174754619
You know what I like about HoTS? No retarded LC Jungle or pretty much any useless jungler that makes your team lane 4v5 and then proceed to be useless after laning
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>>174754772
Because he's happy anon! Aren't you happy? :D
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>>174754772
free mmr and tears of people who played this game so damn long that they learned how to play micro intensive heroes and invoker just to get stomped by a balanced blood-smelling, Aoe-silence, 12 sec root, free amp and kill securing hero
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which lane does this champ go to?
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>>174755136
offlane
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>>174755136
the one that loses 25 mmr
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>>174754823
Go play HotS then.
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>dota tourneys can't even afford a lower bracket anymore

wewx
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>>174755136

The never played lane along with doom, wyvern, furion and IO
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>>174755308
and people are still grinding honeypot mmr instead of reevaluating their lives and start to play with their friends

imagine the panic once dota dies lmao
"i-i did everything for this game... i swear i did everything"
"mooOOOOOMMM!!"
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>>174755136
I play that camp by roaming with poison strike and blink

EZ kills every lane
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>>174755275
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>that glorious feel when all of those reports are from enemy trashcans that get physcological warfare'd by my bantz
>all those commends because I am godly when on your team

I am more australian than a dingo eating a koala
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>tfw comfy forev stream
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>>174750450
now this is a nice vintage meme
made me sad a little
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Boy i sure wish axe was balanced and fair.
I bet you that axe players think they're good at the game
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fuck you
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ded gaem
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>weeks later, still true
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>>174755498
"friends?"
"why aren't they talking to me"
"pm me guys"
"message me"
"tfw lonely guy"
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>>174756782
you cant miss your friends if you had none to begin with
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>>174753198
>>174748339
That's just glimpse.
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>still no perrito gordito hero

dotards?????
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>>174756416
It's not even Axe who's OP. It's Blademail.
Axe used to be super duper shit before when his spin did physical damage. Now he needs a nerf.
I'd say increasing the cooldown of his spin by about 15% would be good, but mostly blademail just needs a nerf.
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people who play bloodseeker need to be banned
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When do people start understand the game and actually playing dota? 3k right now is very difficult to take. I can't even motivate myself to play anymore.
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>>174701475
Don't worry I'm sure her level 10 strength talent will go up by 1 again that will fix her for sure
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>>174717623
>read on reddit

why do people post this stuff without shame
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icefrog here, ama
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>>174758118
what's the next step in your master plan to kill dota?
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>>174758118
coke or pepsi
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>>174758203
not trying to

>>174758207
coke of course
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>>174758118
razor when?
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>>174757663
>I can't figure out how to play the game by myself if things don't go like coach Purge told me to, the post
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>>174758238
>not trying to
had me fooled
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>>174758118
on the infinitesimally tiny chance that this actually is icefrog, I wish you'd add a hero that affects gold more than alchemist does. Something like Gambler but actually balanced. I think that'd be really cool.

And I have no idea if you have any influence over this but I would literally murder for a Half Life / TFC style VOX announcer pack.
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>>174754772
the sweet blood
oh it sings to me
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>>174758240
working on some things for him

>>174758390
hard to balance, but working on some things related to this
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Which hero best describes/relates to your countries military state?

Pic related for UK:
>Been around for so long, people think we're dying but we're not even close
>Q: can heal/help allies at the same time as damaging/killing our enemies
>W: can pretty much give ourselves immunity from almost all attacks
>E: passively pissing on and pissing off other countries, simply by existing
>R: have the capability to just wipe a country off the face of the earth if we want
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>>174754368
>he doesnt know about the hots update

also, calm before the storm etc.
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>>174758987
U.S.: Axe

Taunt enemies, wildy attack everything around when something hits you
Cull the weak
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>>174758987
>British humor is marginally useful nowaways, but i guess irish whiskey will be nice
>rofl you're 2 small islands, you're only immunity is "its really not worth invading and wasting ammo on"
>farageposting is annoying yes
>like 20 other countries can too, really nothing specail
>>
>>174756056
>bantzmaster
>isnt even hitting 16 reports in 25 games with 0 lpq
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>>174758987
this post wont work cause this general is full of thirdies

just look at >>174759412
south american thirdie or French, and its 5am in France, so no Frenchman will be awake on a sunday

thirdie general thirdie game
thirdies wont prove me wrong
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>>174759561
This is an NA general bub.
>>
What did Team Freedom do to BSJ? He sounds less like a whiny bitch and much more alpha now.
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>>174758118
Why did you let Valve take over the game? I thought retaining full creative control over the game was one of your stipulations and that you'd get it added to your contract or something like that.
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between dotabuff and opendota, does anyone know which one has the most accurate hero ranking?
I'm inclined to say opendota due to about 30% of the top 100 for heroes on dotabuff is filled with 3ks that barely even play the hero
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>>174759727
mike probably cursed him out when he first started crying
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>>174759561
>callin me a thirdie
Take that back faggot
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>>174758987
USA: Tinker. Takes all the farm, spends it on defense, and kills poor people with it while depriving his teammates of everything.
Now he just needs to make all HP regen items cost 10x more when bought by his team, including consumables. Lookin' forward to 1000-gold salves and that ~50k heart recipe.
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>>174760091
prove me wrong, thirdie
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>>174760334
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>>174760258
This just sounds like North Korea actually
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>>174760516
That proves nothing, thirdie

>sasha grey 30man gangb...
>loli kon...
>how to take a screenshot
cracks me up every time
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>>174760545
North Korea's more like Slark. They get away with everything, completely fuck their own team and make the game hideously unfun for the enemy team at the same time, and are controlled by pants-on-head retarded players.
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>>174760516
>NJ

its almost as bad as a thirdie
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>>174761314
>not living in GoodNY and commuting to BadNJ
ayyyy
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I'm from the future

Mason wins Kiev then wastes all the money on hookers
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Czc_iGgB70

How much of this is still accurate?
>>
>>174760516
>Warframe
now that's funny
>>
>>174763239
>someone paid $300 for this

literally 0% accurate, games completely changed
>>
Update on the /ourguy/ status of Capitalist, EE, RTZ, and fly? Or has Reddit taken them?
>>
>>174763239
I wish I had enough charisma to have people pay me to make a shitty video reading some scripted shit.

Fuck life is unfair.
>>
>starting to bald at 25
This isn't FAIR
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>tfw lyfe is pain

and they thought the threat of permanent ban could stop me from intentionally feeding
>>
>>174764197
In a turing test, there would be no difference between you are a Peruvian
>>
AXE IS LITERALLY LE REDDIT CHARACTER

WHAT THE FUCK
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>>174764861
Ahhh! D-did you say reddit!? REDDIT?!!?!?
...they're out ta get me!
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>pick disruptor
>enemy carry picks slark
>collect free win
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>>174764197
pls stop playing i'm sick of getting matched with you
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>>174764197
step your game up
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>won match
>multiple times
what shit bracket is this?
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unknown skill my dude.
>>
>filter dead, cock, thirdie, dying, dick, reddit
>half the thread is gone
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>tfw HoTS now allows you to play as a Probe

Why doesn't Dota 2 have a probe hero?
>>
>>174764197
>play again
>only person on my team who doesn't feed
>Game ends
>banned from matchmaking for 3 hours

epic. well, I guess I'll go back to not playing this game anymore
>>
>>174764197
>>174766562
>2,1k
lol
>>
>>174766623
ive intentionally fed almost every game for 1200 mmr

i dont know why, i guess what satisfies me about playing the game is really destroying the chance of people who cross me, rather than winning the game

winning games of dota means nothing because 99.999999% of games you won because enemy team did something bad or wrong not because you won some test of skill
>>
>>174766743
how is therapy tho?
>>
>>174766810
it is therapy

i get to teach people a lesson...i dunno why i play i dont really crae about playing to win anymore

i should just get the acct boosted back to 4k maybe it would be fun but...game isnt really fun anymore

im gonna play that jason shit some
>>
>>174766947
>decide to go play a gam eon my 4k account
>might as well enjoy it, prob wont bother to pay for a # for it
>pick screen guy instantly says "I FEED" because he doesnt like the guy from his last game

theres nothing they can do to stop this game from dying fast.
>>
>>174766117
So venomancer?
>>
>>174767436
his wards aren't pylons though
>>
>No hero that has the aegis as their ult
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Only 9 inches?
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>>174767961
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>>174767324
>I pick tide, team picks 4 carries (4.1k game)
>no courier
>have ok offlane despite this
>buy courier drop it in base
>guy dies
>destroys the courier on the ground

yeah i think im just done with this game rofl....when the only fun of playing it is to intentional feed you know its long long gone

a video game cant succeed where you can ruin the game for other people, unless it starts out with id based accounts from day one, and if you ruin games youre perm banned from the game
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You know everything is right when reddit is happy and d2g shitposters are permatriggered.
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Give me one good reason you're not playing Drunken Panda of free lanes and 120 damage talents?
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>>174768521
based Grantposter calling out the subhumans of /d2g/
>>
>>174768529
there's something about being fat, a drunktard and clapping all the time that feels very wrong.
>>
MAKE A NEW FUCKING THREAD!

EJSUS FUCK!
>>
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>>174768653
but it's still early and we're dead
>>
>>174768653
oh you have a meme ready but don't want to post it 15 posts before the end of the thread because a lot of people won't see it

heh
>>
>play subnautica
>no tidehunter

shit game lmao
>>
>>174768653
I won't make a new thread fuck you. post your meme here bitch
>>
>>174769212
>shit game lmao
yea just like YOUR MOM

XD Kiss my ass you little bitchboy
>>
>>174769212
>play final fantasy x
>phantom lancer

good game
>>
>>174769284
FUCK OUTTA MY BOARD YOU PONY LOVING FAGGOT REEEEEEE
>>
>>174769284
lewd
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>try to make a new thread for once in my life
>it keeps loading forever

guess we are trapped here
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>d2g
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>>174769709
>won a dead thread

?
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are dotards human und why the answer is no
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anon would you rub my back?
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my shit abby fan art
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>>174770053
looks preddy kewl
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>>174770053
>undying and disruptor fuse together while riding a zombie version of kotl's mount and carrying tresdin's weapon with a green paintjob.jpg

if those are cosmetics I haven't been paying much attention lately
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>>174770053
Is that a real skin?
I want it.
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>>174770053
Pretty nice, anon
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I hav e done it

>>174770984
>>174770984
>>174770984
>>174770984
>>
>>174771013
fuck off make a real thread, I'll wait here
>>
>>174771313
>>174771313
>>174771313
>>174771313
migracion por pavor
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