Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

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Reminder of reddit karma-whoring sell-out rats: https://www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/4mh256/theres_a_guy_on_4chan_who_has_accurately_leaked/

https://www.reddit.com/user/SSJ5Gogetenks
>ponyfucker

They are in this thread RIGHT NOW!

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>>174695615
>Everyone says it's Bearmantle

Guys, GUYS.

>Asian Map
>Bear Marks
It's fucking Taran Tzu

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>>174695615
>http://www.robogrub.com/tierlist
>Probius in S tier
>Samuro and Butcher in not optional Tier
I have my doubts about this tierlist

>>174695739
having that horseface bucktooth autists tier list in the OP is a clear indication of the quality of this general and the players inside.

"Me from the best nation in Azeroth... the abomination"
Holy shit i almost pissed myself, i fucking love his lines
Stitch is the only announcer pack i'm buying

>>174695739
probius is god tier right now

>>174695738
>Bearmantle
People need to learn that Bearmantle won't be in hots ever for 2 major reasons.

1. Literally WHO
2. Malfurion has a skin that makes him look EXACTLY like Bearmantle

>>174695739
>>174695814
You could do the next OP. I just copy-pasted half of the shit so the general wouldn't black out

>>174695850
it wasnt a post directed towards you, i was directing it to the original faggot that included it in the OP

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>>174695739
>TLV listed twice

>>174695839
yeah the default one

You have been tasked with fleshing out the kits of the boss and objectives of various maps to make them playable for a brawl. Things like the Garden Terror, Dragon Knight, Beleth and Ilarian, the Punisher, so on. How do you go about doing so?

>>174695615
Clearly it's Maiev's clawed gauntlet

Inb4 it's Naisha's panther mount

xth for we're getting a kitty druid stealth assassin

>>174695814
>>174695829
>>174695850
>>174695935
I use this to check the current tier

http://www.tentonhammer.com/articles/heroes-of-the-storm-tier-list

>>174695901
No offense taken, none intended. Just saying, most people won't bother removing it or see anything wrong with it in the first place so its probably gonna stay

>>174695984
by posting it on reddit. this imageboard is for lewd drawfags, smug anime girls, erp-tier posts about sonyas member and betting on quickmatch loading screens.

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In case someone missed the teaser:
https://twitter.com/BlizzHeroesDE/status/855541658934431744

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IT'S A DRAGON'S CLAW ON A DRAGON SYMBOL IT HAS TO BE A DRAGON
Y-YOU'LL SEE

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>thinking butcher is good

It's gonna be Wrathion.

>>174695839
Thing is, this is assuming they won't alter his outfit to differentiate him from Malf. Also, Broll makes sense, because Rehgar, Varian, and Valeera are all connected, and I highly doubt they'd miss an opportunity to bring the whole gladiator pack together.

>>174696336
Goddammit why the fuck did it keep Dustin's name? I got rid of it already.

>>174696131
There's clearly smoke and sparks from a fire in this. There's a low non-animalistic growl from this.
It's either a demon, or a dragon.

>Demon
Pitlord, but he has no claws really.
Dreadlord, but he has no fire.

>Dragon
Onyxia. Female, sneaky and intrigues are her shit, fire and claws. Perfect fit.
Deathwing, but that mark is too small for his claws and he's certainly not sneaky.

>>174696131
>>174696443
They did say it is a highly anticipated character too.

Theres still hope its maiev right?;_;

>>174696547
Who isn't a highly anticipated character at this point?

>>174696620
D.va, for one. Or any overshit character that isn't Reinhardt.

>>174696131
It has to be deathwing. The howl is definitely a dragon or dva on period.
And there aren't any other well knbown characters with claws and howls in the blizz universe plus blizz is likely to do what people want to get more money and people have begged for deafwing for a loong time

>>174696641
Anon you gotta stop this.

Overwatch is fine.Except Mei.

>>174696704
not to mention, they're doing a Cinematic.

I can't imagine them doing a cinematic for anyone less than an Expansion Boss

The new hero will be a new hero for both OW and HOTS. Simultaneous release in both games

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>>174696868
It's been too soon since Orisa for OW to get a new hero. Wouldn't put it past Blizz to do this at some point though.

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>Account level 270 next patch
>30 levels in 3 days

Why did I procrastinate?

I'm trying playing with the camera unlocked, and I feel like I play much worse. Is it really worth learning if I play okay with camera follow?

>>174697087
Yes. I don't know why you think being able to look farther or check out how your team is doing somewhere else isn't absolutely vital.

>It's yet another "Your Team Has Nova Their Team Has Valeera or Zeratul" episode.

s t o p i t, fucking rework that bitch already she's so useless

>>174697087
Spacebar is your friend.

>>174696131
It can't be darkwing, the claw marks are too small, darkwing is mountainsized

>>174697087
Not sure why people would NOT use following camera. There's absolutely no reason not to. You can move your camera freely whenever you need to anyway, you just don't need to move it when you don't need to and it'll follow you.

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>yfw sombra hacks the trailer

>>174697685
They won't do that until they tease Kel'thuzad.

>Monologue about how he has remained dormant for some time
>But now the ruler of naxxramas has retur--
>Boop

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>dragon
>claw marks
>fire

"They'll never see me coming."

>>174697645
uh
what

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>>174697778

This isn't even real or ever going to happen and you've triggered me so hard.

Fuck you.

Fuck Blizzard.

>>174697789
give me some ropes and a dildo and we'll see

>>174697148
>>174697528
I can move my camera around whenever I want still, but I seem to just hold spacebar most of the time.
When I watch streamers they're never keeping it locked on their hero but I feel like I'm not as aware of the battlefield if I do that.
Really what I want is to have camera follow but not have the border for where the camera can move to.

>Can sort on role
>Can sort on Universe
>Can't sort on gender, sex and political views
Wow fucking cis blizzard fuck off get with the times granpa

>>174696901
dont even bother, you will find a legendary in 30 boxes anyway

>>174698502
>Mom I posted it again

So I did some thinking and some calculations and I came to the conclusion that this game is literally unplayable if you removed all of the male heroes. However, removing the female heroes leaves plenty of variation and a playable game. Now some of you will be thinking that 'what does it matter, no-one will be removed so the game is playable?' so I leave the trigger words: female representation.

I just thought this would be interesting for some people to see and I hope more females, especially tanks, will be added in the future.

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>>174696771
NO anon DVA would fucking suck ass
>TeeHee I'm a borderline unkillable tank that you have to kill twice.
>haha I have terrian ignoring mobility that displaces and damage enemies on a 0 second cooldown
>lol even if you try to hit me back i will activate my [REMOVE ALL PROJECTILES INCLUDING ULTS] field which is practically a toggle.
>NERF THIS :3 (talented to recharge based on damage deleted)

That shit would be Release Kt awful, it would be pre-nerf varian pick ban. You think the murky rework was fucking awful to play against you have another thing coming.

Its Deathwing
fuck im hype

>>174698710
Sure, but what if it was Junkrat

>>174698746
Yeah, Deathwing or D2 Druid are all it could be. So it's Deathwing.

Also, Zeratul is such a faggot hero. Zeratul and Medivh, the worst.

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Soe is for ______

>>174698842
It would be extremely based thing for blizzard too do and they should fucking can whatever garbage 'hero' they are working on and get him in immediately.

I would love top see him in but i think unless he had like a solid shot auto attack and required a set duration buff that loaded explosive rounds he would crowd out Hammer's AoE Ranged Auto Attack niche

>>174698993
the oven

>>174698993
I want to put my benis in he mouth balls deep and then watch her struggle to breathe and fall unconscious from the lack of oxygen ;_;

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>>174698993

>hype up new character during the 2.0 launch event
>new people get excited about it and download the game
>new character is only on the PTR
>all those new people end up disappointed

I don't know about this move desu

>>174698993
'why don't millenials do x' threads

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>>174698842

>Junkrat

God damn if only.

>Autoattack is his standard fire from OW, bounces a grenade towards him on impact making him dangerous to chase and good at wave clear, add some traits to change the direction or make it sticky
>Q Conc mine
>W Conc jump
>E Trap
>Ult 1 Rip-tire, like a moving pufferfish
>Ult 2 SUMMON ROADHOG BERIUM DEEP

>overwatch heroes
>meme heroes
No more Blizz, no more

>>174699738

I'd take the entire roster of OW, consecutively for the next year rather than a single more DUDE WHAT IF WE TOOK A UNIT FROM STARCRAFT 2 AND PRETENDED IT WAS A CHARACTER HAHA DUDE LMAO

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>>174699660

>>174699738
I hope the next hero is Sombra just to spite you.

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>>174698993
>>174699520

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Tyrande is for _____

>>174699814
I hope you kill yourself

>>174699901
loving

>>174698993
being a below average-average looking girl in the nerd occupation must be the easiest of modes

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>>174699901
being the black female representation.

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>quick match
>tracer and tychus both have lowest damage done and by around 30% as well
>43% scrapper as johanna

>>174699738
>>174699810

>Not wanting OW Heroes

You're right, lets adopt this hero list instead

http://starcraft.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_StarCraft_II_units

I'll start.

Hellbat, we'll call him Lebalth. We can say he was like, the first ever hellbat so he's strong and cool and taught the other hellbats how to use their powers.

Ok you pick the next hero.

>>174699901
scouting and bolstering the offensive power of ranged units.

How much will 1000 gems set me back?

>>174700132
I don't care, OW heroes are fine. but making your own OC character or hero kits is straight autistic.

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>>174700167

>>174700132
OW heroes are always cancer
>Tracer
Hyper mobile attack while moving damage cancer
>Lucio
Hyper mobile attack while moving healing cancer
>Zarya
Straight up cancer
>Genji
Oh boy, MORE hyper mobile attack while moving cancer!

>yfw it's a jape and the hero is actually the Innkeeper from hearthstone and the teaser was just him doing some yugioh shit with a Deathwing card or something

>>174700341
>attack while moving
>genji
Thats wrong, good to know we still have bronzies in this thread. Wouldn't want to have too many smart people here.

>>174700132

I'm thinking Zergius the Zergling.

Kerrigan's best friend and totally a valid character.

Next.

>>174699814
>>174699803
>>174700132
from these 3 posts alone you can tell how underage this general is
>>174699803
has happened twice and its not like the only other universe available for heroes is starcraft
>>174700132
what the fuck are you on about? sure if i post random shit i can make anything sound ridiculous aswell , learn to prove your point without acting like a retard faggot
>>174699814
youre just a little bitch i dont know what to tell you , hang yourself i guess

>>174700341

But Zarya is fun, and Genji can't move and attack

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>>174697627
make it happen blizzard

>>174700408
>bronzie
god you're so autistic it hurts

>>174700036
WE WUZ HIGH PREESTS OF ELOON AN SHIET

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>>174700614
>Whining because character from a game you personally dislike because it's popular are getting characters into the blizzard crossover game
>Calling others autistic

So now the dust has settled, did the epic spell armor rework kill Tyrael?

>>174700718
thanks for proving that youre autistic
im not even that anon

>>174700721
i used to build
>regen orbs for more regen quest
>you receive 30% more healing
>you get healing when your shield is attacked

but now they removed that "increased healing" talent, and my build sucks.

>>174700459

>Twice

Thrice, did you forget Sgt. Hammer?

And you know what? That's three times too many. Sperg about how much you hate OW all you want, I really couldn't care less what franchise the next hero comes from (Warcraft is my preference), but to repeat, I'd take the entire cast of OW over one more SC Unit. It's a fucking slap in the face to everyone who likes any of the franchises, ESPECIALLY Starcraft.

>>174700721
Blizzard won't be happy until they remove all survivability talents from Tyrael. It's their fix to make his trait more """"""""""""Impactful"""""""""""""""""

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>>174700938

>>174700132
Are you seriously implying Starcraft and Warcraft have nothing to pick from and only Overwatch can provide interesting heros? What the fuck

>>174700938
Even more so when actual heroes like Fenix, Stukov and Mengsk are still unused.

>>174700383
Imagine a map that looks like a Hearthstone-board, with the Innkeep as announcer

>>174701064
No, he's implying blizz has made a clear intention to ignore actual starcraft heroes in favor of OC donut steels

>>174701123
Fenix, Stukov and Mengsk are a lot harder to design then Hammer and Morales

>>174701034

Holy fuck you really hate Overwatch.

You keep spamming Autism, but your hatred for OW spans the entire autistic spectrum. Jesus Christ dude.

>>174701064

Not at all, I was just saying I'd rather another OW Hero over "Starcraft Unit with a Name #4".

I want Kel'thuzad, he's my number one. But OW is fine, anything is fine, as long as it isn't the aforementioned.

>>174701123

This nigga gets it.

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>>174696131
clearly its the shredder

Blizzard wants to add overwatch heroes so they can finally introduce a new "play an overwatch hero 2 times" quest.

>>174701252

TONIGHT I DINE ON MURLOC SOUP

Does he summon Bebop and Rocksteady with his ult?

>>174701293

We need more Multiclass heroes so we can get a Multiclass Quest, clearly.

>>174701252
I'd dig it.

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>>174701123
>Mengsk
i need this guy in my game.
just standing in base controlling units, playing starcraft
man i want this guy, he looks really badass too and was a great character in the good chapters of starcraft 2

>>174701324
What would the WC analogs to them be? A quillboar and what else?

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Reminder if you ever want free wins just cheese it up.

>>174701516
Hogger and a standing Horridon

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>>174701123
>>174701209

I'm really not a fan of Starcraft, but it must fucking suck for you guys who are. To get constantly shit on and ignored then when you do get attention, LOL DUDE IT'S THE PROBE FROM THE CINEMATIC DUDE NO FOR REAL HAHA IT'S LEGIT HE SAVED THE PROTOSS DUDE LMAO :^).

Wisp hero when? I want to be able to destroy Archimonde if he ever gets in the game.

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>>174701530

>>174700132
If I had to pick things:
>Starcraft
Edmun Duke skin for St. Hammer (the siege tank hero in Sc1 is him)
Fenix as a dragoon
Overmind (who replaces the core. He controls and buffs the minions.)

>Warcraft
Archimonde (with a Kil'jaeden alt skin)
Kel'Thuzad
A peasant (with a peon and/or acolyte alt skin)

>Diablo
the big demon guys
the angel dude
Tyrael as a mortal skin

>Classic
Blackthorne (ranged warrior, need a shotgun to pair up with Nova's sniper, Raynor's assault rifle, and Tychus's minigun)

>Ogrewatch
D.va
Zenyatta

>>174701663
as a fan of starcraft, i actually like probius.
placing pylons, building turrets, and his fun little shock combo make up for him just being a probe.
he's also a very marketable "cute" character.

>Mengsk
>Firebat unit
>Viking unit
>Fenix
>maybe Stukov
>Deckard Cain

those are on my wishlist.
we really need more warrior/support and less warcraft.

Of all the common beliefs about the hero, the only one I know nothing about is the D2 Druid.
Redpill me on it so I know what to possibly expect.

I just don't want another fucking stealth assassin, so I hope it's not a WoW Cat Druid.

>>174701928

>Less Warcraft

Too bad, it's their biggest and most successful franchise and there are still at least 50 actual characters they could add.

But then again, they do like their random Starcraft Units so you could be in luck.

>>174702108
His three skill trees were elemental magic (stuff like typhoons, volcanos, cold winds), beast summoning (wolves, bears, birds, carnivorous plant vines, and nature spirits, and shapeshifting (turning into a werewolf or werebear and just laying into things).

Why doesn't Abathur have any tanking talents?

It's Hanzo, you retards.

>>174702789
why would abathur have any tanking talents? why doesnt he have any blind talents?

>>174698993
She's pretty but I wish she'd stop the cringe worthy game presentations.
In the latest video, she's incredibly racist to Japanese people and even assumes that the fat bald guy is also Japanese just because he's Asian.

>>174699901
Moon worship and walks in the forest while holding hands.

>>174695839
>literally who
rehgar, valeera, and varian are in game bubby

>>174700883
By removing amplified healing they also made weaker supports even less viable.

>>174701029
Maybe if Tyrael could move faster than a turtle before exploding, his trait wouldn't be so useless.

>>174700756
>I-I'm not even that Anon, b-but your like autistic hahah guys right? Look I not him lol.

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Why does Li Ming look like a tranny Spock in her art?

>>174700341
Autism

>>174703505
The use of magic distorts ones countenance. Think of it like the dark side of the force and the sith.

>>174703505
unpaid interns can only do so well at art

>>174701663
>To get constantly shit on and ignored then when you do get attention
Right Right which is why Alarak and Artanis are in the game right? Because Blizzard is taking a shit on Starcraft fans?

174703401
wont even give you a (You) for that pathetic bait

>>174701457
anon, he is a pussy, the worn out cheap slut kerrigan killed him easily

>>174703680
Only because Cuck King Jimmy interfered.

>>174703630
Let me remind you that Alarak was the only SC hero during the "Starcraft event"

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>>174700341
>>174700614
>>174700756
When a retard gets called out and spergs.
But for real genji can't move and attack, he has a small delay window between attacks, but if you move with the attack animation -is- playing it an it will not auto cancel like other heroes giving the idea to the mentally inept that he can move an attack.

>>174703505
Hots' artists can't draw female lips

174703875
nice dmg control and samefag my man
still wont give you another (You) tho

>>174703938
It's not that. It's simply detailed design reflecting ming's personality. The lips are all swolled and worn out from constantly sucking massive orc cocks

>>174704073
I'm not even that anon. But he's right tho Genji can't move and attack. Just hop on the beta and go to try mode m8

>>174702789
Why doesn't Abathur have a spellpower counterpart to Adrenal Overload

>>174704181
yea i know that hes right about the genji stuff, but that wasn't my point

>>174704158

>Orc Cocks

But she's from Jabla. There are no Orc Cocks, only Demon Cocks.

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OFFICIAL BEST WAIFU POWER RANKINGS

Goddess tier
tyrande
valeera


High tier
sylvanas
jaina
kerrigan
nova
lunara (elf half)
tracer

Mid tier
cassia
li ming
valla

Low tier
auriel
sonya

Shit tier
chromie
johanna
morales
hammer
zarya
lunara (deer half)

>>174704431

> li li

literally gay

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I wish they added a second lili announcer pack, but instead of talking it would be just 30 minutes of her farting into the microphone

Abathur buffs when?

>>174704431
lower tracer and kerrigan
bump sylvanas and nova

>>174704431
>no zag or lili
>ming not in goddess
>jaina not in goddess
>kerrigan not in goddess
>auriel and valla that low
>separating lunara
>cassia and nova that high
what are you doing, anon?

>>174704589
Having preposterously shit taste, obviously.

>>174704431
furfags and bugfags not even listed, not worthy of even shit tier

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>mfw playing Johanna

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dont get your hopes ups for veteran boxes or any other boxes even, every rarity is filled with garbage or useless stuff

>>174705007
who is she giving the dick to

>>174705007
futafags deserve to be gassed
>>174705185
hammer
hammer has a dick too

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>>174703938
Indeed, that’s why Auriel is one of the best females they have drawn

>>174705065
Can you craft whatever you want?

>>174705304
at extremely jewish conversion rates of course

>>174705252
Well I'm not going through all of aka6 gallery to find one picture so link it
>>174705272
>Even Auriel has heels

>>174705252
now i want the source
pls gib

>>174705495
>>174705541
you know you can literally just search by who's in the image?
>recognizing the artist
shit son
http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1848581

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NICE
FUCKING
TRY
BLIZZJEWS
i'm not falling for that ine

I would like the option to pick heroes in qm which i want to have on my team and which i dont want to have on enemy team and then matchmaker tries to make that happen, i wouldn't mind waiting like 600 seconds for a match

>>174706250
I'd ban nova and Abby every game. Fuck solo's who play those fag champs

How do i trigger the mastery taunt where it shows my leet skill insignia?

>>174706378
>early ganks for easy kills and good EXP advantage is bad
>giving up early teamfights for rediculous late game push is bad

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GOD TIER
>specialist players

HIGH TIER
>bruiser players

MID TIER
>tank players
>mage players

LOW TIER
>marksman players

KEK TIER
>ganker players
>support players

>>174705065
I've opened up 30~ boxes so far and have gotten pretty lucky.
2 legendary skins
10 epic skins
2 legendary characters

Not sure on how many epic characters I've gotten if any, and the stitches announcer. Drops rates are pretty good, I only reroll if all 4 are commons and it works out.

>>174706535
>some gazlowe memeshitter ranked over my liming
nice try

>>174706535
>not having flex player as god tier
Damn son how you fuck up that bad?

>>174696131
It's fucking kel'thuzad. FUCKING ADD HIM.

>>174701776
Why does everyone want the Dragoon? Easily the ugliest unit from SC
Give him an Immortal (the upgraded version) or something
I would even take a Legendary reskin of Artanis with a new voice actor so he can be a Zealot
Fenix is the one character I have wanted since alpha and was physically angry with Talandar in SC2 and Artanis taking Fenix' spot in HotS
But god I hate the walking four-legged square photon-cannon where every direction is forward

Just thinking about it makes me angry. They just STOLE Fenix' character and gave it to Artanis in SC2
Artanis was a wuss in Brood War. Lightly armored on foot. Known for piloting a Scout
Wide eyed and hopeful
Fenix was straight badass and level-headed

Then SC2 rolls around. Okay. Artanis is shown in a cutscene piloting a mothership. I'm okay with that. I'm even okay with him being in charge. Zeratul is off looking for clues to who's mixing the races and everyone else is dead.

But then LotV comes out and he's a plated-badass who wades into Zerg and cleans house
Gone are his optimism and eagerness
And then fucking RIGHT NEXT TO HIM is toenail face with his robot-arms-hair
And he's all "Hope I can be useful" and "We don't have to resort to violence. We can work together"

WTF Blizzard. I understand characters change over time. But we don't SEE Artanis change. You just made him the character that everyone liked in the first game and then REMADE him right next to him. Sure the deaths of his heroes would affect him but we're never shown how that lead to him just BECOMING Fenix

I think I got a bit off track here. I think the Dragoon design is unattractively simplistic. I would have liked a Zealot. But Artanis got that

And don't even fucking say Talandar

>>174697627
Right. They can't possibly add Ragnaros to the game too, in MC he is as big as the whole cave. How would he fit into HotS?

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The new hero is 1000% deathwing. There is growling and 3 claw marks. Here count the claws.

Also blizzard would never released some no name cunt like probius to celebrate the biggest update in history, the 2.0 roll out which means the hero will be huge and famous. It's 100000% deathwing. I have a semi.

>>174707071

Azmodan is like, 30-40 times the size of a Nephalem in D3.

He's way too big!

>>174706906
>I would even take a Legendary reskin of Artanis with a new voice actor so he can be a Zealot
Really I'd prefer a young, non Hierarch version with a voice closer to his proper voices.

At least Talandar admits he's not fucking Fenix. I'd want Fenix as a dragoon since a zealot Fenix would be way too close to Artanis in terms of gameplay to the point of redundancy.

>>174707173
I can accept it being Deathwing, but I don't know how the fuck they are gonna make him work.

Deathwing is made of lava and rocks and shit, but when you shrink him down to a Azmodan sized character, he doesn't really look imposing or anything.

And if they do human form, everyone will never stop bitching.

And unlike Rag, they can't have him turn into a Fort to make him look big.

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Ebin

also
>Zeratul
wat

>>174707173
The teaser text says

"Something sneaks around in Hanamura"

>Etwas schleicht sich in Hanamura herum!

So, either it's a joke or a poor translation, or it's not Deathwing.

It might be Onyxia, she's arguably more famous than Deathwing. It could be a druid, WoW or Diablo, but as you said, it's probably going to be something famous.

>>174704431
>elffag
Legolas go home

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>>174705495
Blizzard has a thing for heels, due to complaints they have calmed a little but Auriel is an old design

>>174707449
>sneaks
who's ready for another cloak hero?

>>174707569
nah, there's no way right after valeera and samuro.

>>174707524
>Blizzard has a thing for heels
All men does

However I find it weird how Sylvanas has a poke line where she says
>You have no idea how hard it is to do this in heels
When she has no heels

it must be onyxia
shes female and has claws

>Current hero level is 281
I wonder if I can make it to 300 before 2.0

>>174706906
Now I can't stop thinking about Talandar
"Hey remember your favorite character from StarCraft?"
Well we made someone else into him so here's a TERRIBLE remake of him because we HATE YOU LIKING WHAT WE DON'T WANT TO DO

The voice actor seems to think he's voicing a Transformer who's not allowed to portray emotion in his voice

All he cares about is fighting. ALL THE TIME. Even when it's not appropriate. In the middle of a damn conversation he interrupts with wanting to fight or something stupid. Blunt and retarded. And EVERY TIME he's shut up by someone else in the room so he looks like a idiotic braggart

And OH MY GOD THE DESIGN
The just slammed together the worst parts of a Zealot and a Dragoon
Stubby retarded arms and massive front legs that obstruct them from being used in ANY WAY other than a windmill. How does it make sense that he can't reach as far forward than his legs are. How would he open a door, or do ANYTHING EVER?
He literally has to lean back and lift his arm over his stupid knee just to get his arm in the middle POINT forward

See what Heroes did with Purifier Artanis? That should have been Fenix. Purifier Sentinels were badass

And then he fucking SPITS on the memory of Fenix even though he has his memories and throws out the entire arguement as to whether or not he's truly sentient and if they Purifiers were the Protoss they were before then they deserved to be treated as more than robots
God that plot was terrible
And renames himself TALANDAR
Fucking TALANDAR
He didn't change his name when he woke up with his body wired into a Dragoon even though he thought he died and had all the memories of being himself that he had before BECAUSE WHO WOULD?!?!?!

>>174707449
>It might be Onyxia, she's arguably more famous than Deathwing.

Said fucking no one

>>174708007

How many level 1s you got available right now?

I'm just getting all my level 1s to 4 in 3 quick bot games.

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>>174707449
> Arguably more famous than Deathwing

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>>174695615
snib snib

>>174708094
What, seriously?

Deathwing was literally the Cata meme boss.

Onyxia had raids in Vanilla and WotLK, major quests and this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtvIYRrgZ04

Maybe Deathwing was after my time and thats the big thing with all the underages nowadays.

>>174708183
>How many level 1s you got available right now?
About half the characters in the game, the level 1 I can level up right now is Jaina, Probius and Rexxar.

>>174708252

>Deathwing was literally the Cata meme boss.

Pick up a book it'll do you wonders once in a while.

>>174708252
...This is b8, right?
It's like you played for a week and knew Onyxia existed but not who she was

>>174706460
Press X and then select Taunt or just J.
You have to be at least lvl 15 with a Hero for the insignia to show

>>174708432
>because I started playing in cata everyone did

>>174707345
He will be human but have ult like mediv which transforms him into a dragon like dragon knight

>>174708512
That's like saying Durotan is as important as Thrall, when the average player knows Durotar as the extent of Durotan.

>>174708512
Not him, but isn't Onyxia in Vanilla Wow and is the source for both the Leeroy Jenkins meme AND the "more dots" raid leader guy?

Isn't most like, casual people's perceptions of Wow from vanilla instead of Cata?

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>>174708517
> Being this salty for trying to speak for a majority for something that's not a thing and finding out you have no idea what you're talking about

>forzed in losing matches because the same retarded overwatch system
know i remember why i droped it

>>174708252
Man deathwing was so dissapointing

The whole raid was

>>174708614
Everyone will hate it. I don't think that would appeal to anyone.

I'm so tired of people bitching about Chromie not being a proper dragon. If Deathwing isn't, especially seeing how his human form isn't important in the slightest, we'll get so many complaints.

>>174707202
Or the Butcher. It can't be the Butcher in that cinematic, because he is as big as Jimmy in that. In the game he is 10 times the size of the Nephalem

>>174708690
see
>>174708738

>>174707524
Didn't Sylv have heels at some point or am I just going mad?

>>174707852
I hate heels. Give me some nice sandals or barefeet. Not even a footfag, just hate heels.
I hate tattoos and piercings, too.

>>174707449
I hope it's just a bad choice of words. And they didn't mean literally sneaking around but more like "Some announcement is lurking about" or shit like that

>>174708738

Every raid is disappointing since BC outside of Ulduar.

>>174709015
>german cm doesnt know how to speak german
sure

>>174708973
Bet you think a girl has to be a virgin too, don't you

>>174708809
I'm not arguing which raid was better
The Lich King raid was more fun than both, so that means I shouldn't know who anyone besides that is, right?
In a way it's because Deathwing was such a huge deal in the story that the raid had too much to live up to that it might never have been good
Deathwing was in the story before Onyxia and BECAUSE Onyxia was his daughter was what made her a relevant threat

>>174709015
Yeah, that seems the most logical. There's been quite a few since Rag, anyway. They tend to space out big names.

>hero league
>someone dies one time
>"gg i feed no heals"

gold is hell

What skins are you most excited to craft once 2.0 comes out? Personally I love Bronze Tiger and Emberlord

>>174708515
>You have to be at least lvl 15
what the fuck there ale like 10 players in the whole hots who have any heroes past like 13

>>174709112
Never implied that. I not saying that he didn't know what he was talking about, just that it was misinterpreted by us.
I am just pulling all the straws so we don't get another stealth shitter man

>>174709317
Diableah, Demon Auriel, or one of Chromie's probably.

>>174709317
Demon Hunter Valeera.

>>174709345
>What is 2.0

>>174709141
don't mind that, I posted in the wrong thread

>>174709317
Cheerleader Kerrigan, Eva Unit 01 Genji

>>174709370
no schleichen really means sneaking, but that doesn't necessarily mean that we are going to get a stealth hero

>>174709317
New base tint for Li-Ming
Moss Oni Genji
One of Vallas, probably quartermaster
Maybe a Jaina skin

Honestly just gonna see what I get out of chests.

>>174709317
I hate that they made Desert Queen a legendary, I always wanted to have her.
At least she is shit now so I don't play her that much

>>174709598
I know what schleichen means.
Aber ich finde "Was schleicht da in Hanamura rum" muss nicht unbedingt heißen dass da jemand sneakt

>>174708818
Going mad, she never had them.
>>174708973
>I hate heels
You disgust me

>>174709742
jup

>>174709317
Ribbit lucio
Frost giant (or whatever its called) Rexxar skin
Anything else I'll just get from boxes.
>>174709345
You do realize leveling is gonna be way faster in the future right?
With 2.0 I will have 8 characters that are lvl 15 or higher. Lvl 15 is the high end of lvl 9 right now.

>>174709317
I'm in this weird spot where all the heroes I like to play most don't really have skins I like, and the skins I like the most are on heroes I don't really like to play.

>HGC

Literal clown fiesta

>>174710041
If you enjoy E-Sports be sure to like our page on Facebook and retweet the results!

>>174706906
Dragoon is AESTHETIC

>>174710147
>Chasing a Muradin for 5 minutes is esports

when does 2.0 release? 25th with genji?

last I heard about zagara, she was nerfed into shit country. this was last year, I think. has she been improved since then or should I not come back? she was basically my main.

>>174707173
Wrong, It's deathwing however it's small and it has a power to become big, also it's shit.

>>174710514
You said it not me

>>174710586
nope, she hasn't recieved a single change since then iirc

>>174710586
is kill

>>174710586
Still pretty bad. I am sorry anon

>>174710586
sonya cant do anything to a zagara on braxis solo lane

but you will never see her picked again without buffs

take that as you will

>Personal Rank Adjustment
>+1

holy shit this is the best thing

>60% lose rate in ranked
>massive adjustments
>teammates literally giving up after one lost fight

it feels so bad ;(

>>174711027
It's time to stop playing. The only way to make them understand something's wrong with their system and fix it.

>>174711027
give me your login details and ill boost you to masters

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>>174710715
>>174710725
>>174710741
>>174710770
this is gravely unfortunate.

i like heroes that summon shit and zagara was basically it for me. probius isn't that good either, right? and there's no way I'm using gazlowe as my main (sorry theldisun)

>>174711027

>hero league
>massive lose rate
>team league
>80% winrate

only constant etc

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>>174711153
You do realize, if the system was broken, it would be broken in such a way that everyone was fucked over and consequently it would be functional?

>>174711223
don't trust this anon. give me your login details and ill boost you to grandmaster
and money. it ain't free nigger
>>174711256
>get carried in TL
>hurr durr im good

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>>174711232
>sorry theldisun

>>174711338

more like

>team works together
>win

>team gives up because 5 solo players who are infallible can do no wrong
>lose

>>174711232
Probius is currently one of the highest winrate heroes ingame and pretty damn close to god tier. 54% winrate.

If you want to play zag, shes perfectly playable, 49%.

>>174711438
>team gives up because 5 solo players who are infallible can do no wrong
>the other team works together without any trouble
>it is also coincidentally the team that never has you on it

really makes you think

>>174711462
What even happened to make Probius strong, wasn't he supposed to be trashcan?

>>174711256
>team league
>the only mode in the game where you can count on the matchmaker to regularly pit bronze against gm
>mattering at all
ahahaha

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mfw GM says i belong in plat and i am silver

Can you get mounts in the loot boxes?

>>174711761
yes

>>174711758
i am in plat and everyone here is retarded still, congrats fellow retard

>>174711027
>>174711153
I have no sympathy for you guys, alt tab and read a book or something. It's just a game and your life will not improve for being higher rank. I rather have bots and leavers in my game than annoying upset manchildren

>>174711710
just got buffed across the board
think of how hard it is to win a teamfight 2 levels down and thats not even a 10% increase

Al'akir when?

>>174711818
thankyou

>>174711584

Unlike most people, I don't rage. I'm usually that one guy saying "were fine" and "group" or "def bot". I refuse to rage, but this season I seem to be matched on -that- team more often than not.

Last season was great, only a few trolls/rage games where everyone gave up at 4 minutes, now it's literally 60% of the game's I've played.

I don't blame the game, just seems the teams I've getting don't quite click like they did last season.

I'm sure I'll climb out some day, but it's just lame ya know.

>>174711761
yes, there is not a single thing you can't get in lootboxes.

when do heroes drop in price? do they ever do?

>>174711758
GM here, no one belongs below diamond; it is literally full of the stupidest people I have ever seen.

>>174711854
I always play to win. Be it qm, brawl or hl. I'm far from being called a top player but when I see people in my division with ten deaths, clearly something is wrong.
A player of similar skill would never die so much but supposedly our mmr is similar.
I boycott this farce until they fix it.

Gheed when?

>>174711878
I know that feel
I once lost 7 games in a row because people started raging at each other in the pick screen over something inconsequential and then refused to play together in-game

it struck me as unlikely that it never happened to the enemy team but I wasn't saying anything at all, I just got bitch-slapped by the fates.

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which girl is the biggest slut?

>>174712228

Right, it always feels like if my team isn't the ones with the ragers and quitters on it, it's just because the enemy got them and not me. My wins don't feel close at all, and I can clearly tell that one or more of the enemies have just kind of checked out.

It's a sucky feel, because I really do want even matches where everyone at least tried to the end, but it never seems that way in my elo.

>>174711879
oh yeah? show me the lootbox which drops me a gf

>>174712202
jews already have gaz

>>174712202
semenmancer bloodraven will be the next diablo hero

>>174712792
>tats

D R O P P E D

>>174712792
>thepowerofblowjobs.jpg

>>174712792
Well this pretty much confirms that Deathwing is the next hero

>>174712792
Looks like a twink

>>174712792
is there any rule34 of this boy?

>>174712792
whos this guy and why should i care

>>174712792
19 what? Minutes? Hours? April 19th?
I can't read vodka runes.

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>play aba in quick meme
>dragon shrines
>saving people with shields
>slowing roamers with mines
>soaking 3 lanes
>capturing both shrines and dragon with slug body
>have the best game of my life
>5\39\0 MVP
>mfw

>>174713229
it clearly says 19 ч you retard

>>174713389
But what does the vodka rune mean.

>>174713429
>what does a letter mean
thank you christopher columbus

mfw when a female who has been involved in esports for a decade gets invited to an event and everyone loses their minds

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>when that one announcer says "she" with the most disgusted voice for that mentally ill tranny

hgc is hilarious

>>174713429
well, it's like a rotated h, so I think it stands for 'hours'

>>174704431
>putting Sonya over Chromie, Johanna, Zarya, Hammer, and Zarya

I like big chicks but Sonya's got no ass, chicken legs, and one of the ugliest faces in the game, even compared to the male humanoid characters. Only woman I'd consider putting below Sonya is Morales and even then that's debatable.

>>174713559
memes aside its ч for чac which means hour(s) so youre actually right

>>174712429
Li-Ming and Nova are tied

>>174713559
wtf! ч is rotated h
for 19 years i didnt notice this

>>174713689
Nova is a ghost, nobody sees her vag.

>>174713547
which announcer?

>>174710501
That's a funny way of saying Arbiter or Carrier. Or Reaver, it'd be like Anub'arak if his beetles were actually a threat outside of freezing lane when you have no creeps.

>>174713216
EU #1 Genji (female)

>>174713429
>implying russians created cyrillic
american education

>>174713872
>(female)
doubt

>>174713796
the one that goes with the blonde girl who loves brightwing

>>174713872
Someone who takes 3 mins to pick an ult and can't even understand mechanics after it was just explained to her 30 secs ago regarding minion camps.

>>174713971
dread is truly my boy

>>174711758
please give source boss

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Apparently HGC was so desperate for people a team thats 0-9 was allowed in.

>>174709317
Fuck crafting. I'll horde my shards so I don't get duplicates.

Though I do need a good skin for Lunara, but that doesn't exist. I just play Autumn Lunara.

I guess I should craft ANY of the Kerrigan skins. They're all pretty solid.

Also, jesus fucking christ, I just counted, of just the skins I actually use, it is in the twenties. Fuck.

>>174714284
>I'll horde my shards
I hole-hardedly agree

>>174714212
>esports
lmaoooo. Who gives a shit.

>>174714284
>Not Alliancing your shards
Its like you're asking for failure

>>174714284
delet

sentinel lunara is mega cute

http://www.heroesfire.com/hots/concepts?s=n&fRole=&fUniverse=
Find and post shitty/autism-tier custom heroes.

what blizz NEEDS to do =

1) make new hots engine
2) make genji deflect actual fucking deflect with aimed shit and work vs stuff like muradin stun and not just some half assed varian copy ability with "haha just dmg nearest enemy ;-D"
3) fix reconnect system
4) remove silence system/allow silenced players into ranked
5) make all heroes free
6) more changes in balance changes and reworks

>>174712792
holy shit i only now noticed the next hero in the background

>>174714895
t. toxic thirder

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>>174714212
>French team 0-9
>German team 9-0

They weren't "allowed" in they qualified. every region has an open division where everyone who wants can join, top 2 open teams get chances to replace the 2 lowest teams in the invitational

>>174714895
No
Yes
Yes
No
No
Yes

dragon knight map needs holes all over it so that if you get punted into it you die

>>174714971
t. jew faggot

i actually own all the heroes in the game and at least i realize that blizz needs to make them free lul :D

When will Blizzard stop focusing on making OP DPS characters and give supports and tanks some love?

>>174715442
Is this your first moba?

>>174715485
No, it's my fourth, and the latter roles I mentioned are extremely underwhelming compered to other games.

>>174715429
>antisemitism literally in the beginning of the response

Toxic thirder it is

Swann when?

>>174715606
>antisemitism

l
l>
l
l3
l

>>174715696
Why is the jew showing off his balls.

>>174715798
because his penis is cut dumbass

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>>174715606

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pls gib another rts style hero like the meme slug
thx

>>174715798
Why do you end a question with a period?

>>174716019
Because I'm a very lazy man.

>>174716240
I think you're a retard.

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For your information everyone, the French official Heroes of the Storm 2.0 website was updated. Before it implied the next hero would be female. THIS IS NO LONGER THE CASE. They replaced "héroïne" with "héros". This very clearly means that the next hero will be MALE.

>>174716019
Don't you find it hard to end rhetorical questions with a question mark sometimes.