>Official Uprising website
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/events/uprising/
>When does the event end?
May 1st.
>Loot item checklist:
https://js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/events/UPRISING_2017
>Latest Comic:
http://www.madefire.com/motion-books/OVERWATCH-UPRISING/
>Event video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpGrY9i8TSA [Embed] [Unbed]
>Story video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5wDV8x6w7s [Embed] [Unbed]
>Developer update video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGpQtWoasMs [Embed] [Unbed]
>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753818008
>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/
>Tips/tricks/basics/etc.
http://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R
>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/
>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/
Previously: >>174661420
Here comes T.Racer!
Opened over 40 uprising boxes
Only seen THREE skins
Reinhardt, and Blackwatch McCree...TWICE
Event skin rates are definitely nerfed compared to Halloween drop rates. I was able to get all but one or 2 of the Halloween skins by playing...shit is looking bad here
>>174694651
I haven't counted how many boxes I got, but I think I gained like 15 levels and completed two sets of arcade weeklies + bunch of boxes from first time playing new modes, and I have widowmaker reinhardt torb and tracer uprising skins.
>>174694651
are you me?
i got the exact same skins from all the boxes that i've grinded
>tfw no story progression for over year
feels stagnated man
>>174694816
Overwatch's story is like Warframe's gameplay.
There's no fucking plan, they just invent shit when they need to keep the goys forking over the dosh.
>>174694651
opened around the same, I got orisa, tracer andbeardlesstorbbeardless torb was a mistake
>>174694816
>mp game
>story
It has been so long since release and Torbjörn, Reinhardt and Bastion still don't have friendly ultimate callouts.
Has any of the devs ever commented on this?
>>174694805
BROTHER
We were made to suffer
>>174695068
idk but i want to pork mei
>>174695068
They said it's not a priority a few months ago
>>174695068
Fpr bastion they should just keep the current callout for friendly and use the Null Sector one for hostile
>>174694816
>tfw we will never get a full 60+ page graphic novel about Winston and Tracer's adventures in rebuilding Overwatch
Why do so few people know how to play this game?
I'm seeing people with silver frames or 5 stars but they behave like it's their first day.
I mean the game's now almost a year old and people still don't know what the winning conditions are.
>>174695251
Some people play simple phone games that require barely any thought or input for 500 hours
>winning matches and doing well
>another game placed into a cross region server with a terrible ping and the most dumbshit team mates known to man from that region
>lose game
BLIZZARD STOP DOING THIS, WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANT TO PLAY ON A 200MS SERVER
Today is my first day playing overwatch and recently just did my placements and got 3216
Is that any good?
>>174695234
Thank god desu. Knowing Blizzards blunt tell don't show writing all the magic would be lost.
Cute?
Cute!
>>174695731
CUTE!
>>174695767
disgusting
WIDOW IS BLACK FOR FUCK SAKE
STOP WHITEWASHING CHARACTERS TO FIT YOUR WHITE SUPREMACIST AGENDA
>>174695895
uw0tm8
>>174695895
She's white as snow
Jeff, you cad!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NQWP7npOSw
>>174695895
Why would anyone assume a french character to be black?
>people commend 2 deflection kills rather than 3 minutes objective time
So what's the average IQ of OW players again?
>>174696050
>So what's the average IQ of OW players again?
About linguine
>>174696050
I don't think people understand them
> get 4 gold medals as soldier
> Everyone votes for the self healing roadhog
Literally everyone voted for the guy feeding the other team opposed to the guy who "carried" them
Gwoup up
>>174696156
Welcome to Blizzards noScoreboard(tm)
>>174696230
General scoreboard just wouldn't work in OW.
>>174696265
Kys
>>174695957
>All males heroes will be removed
Nothing wrong with that
>Get recommended a Harbleu vid on YT.
>He's awful
What. Wasn't he like a god at one point? Did everyone else just start surpassing him in skill or something?
How do you guys keep playing this game without getting bored after 5 games? I want the new skins but I can't keep playing, it's so boring.
>entering skirmish
>leaving skirmish to enter another skirmish
>enter round, waiting for players
>re instancing
>entering skirmish
>enter game
>waiting for players
>"leaving for BETTER game"
>Ilios, 1:1 overtime, loss
>>174696416
I watch TV while I grind.
>last spot all set up for a rien/orisa pick
>picks dps and says no shield gg
how do these people function in day to day life with that level of mental impairment?
>>174696448
The worst thing is that they put you in "waiting for players" games when you search for qp/arcade
Can't it be like comp, you stay in the main menu until you get a game instead of wasting my time if I don't want to be idle-kicked
>>174696416
Your pic pretty much sums it up. Just pick Symm and nap while you play.
>you will never massage Widowmaker's lower back
>you will never relieve her of her pain from her severe case of lumbar lordosis
>you will never hear gasps of pleasure coming from the sweet relief
>she will never whisper tender loving words to you in French as she is squeezing your back as you massage her.
Why even fucking live?
The sr system is like a ratchet. You just keep falling.
>>174696692
dumb frogposter
S1 place 50
S2 place 2700
S3 place 2921
S4 place 2200
How is this even possible? I mean I dropped a ton each season but eventually made it back up. Is it because I keep taking long breaks?
>>174696743
Handsome zen poster
>>174696783
>>174696743
>trusting an omnic who listens to The Police
>trusting an omnic that had a relaxed face helmet made for him
>>174696298
There are jobs other than killing in OW you retard.
>>174695731
C U T E !
>>174695676
I dunno man, they can write a good bromance when they want too
>>174696743
>Artist of this thought the flashlight thing actually lines up with his eye slits...
It lines up with the dots, those are his eyes. The slits don't do anything at all, they're just there to make humans more comfortable.
>>174696828
>implying Zen isn't as pure and wholesome as the fallen snow
>>174696828
How could you be so wrong?
Is there a widow version of this?
>>174696783
Zenyatta > Widowmaker
Zen corruption path when
>>174697110
Never
>>174697110
Widowmaker and I have been getting very close lately and she asked me if I wanted to go buy Baguettes with her.
Should I be worried?
are the EU servers fucked or what
second time in a row ive been booted out of a game now
I hope making threads too early becomes bannable, i'm getting sick of this shit
>waiting a year for a new legendary McCree skin
>get this edgy bullshit
The fucking fanart was better. Oh well, I guess I won't be spending any credits this year either.
>widowmaker, genji, Hanzo
I've been playing since release and there hasn't been a single qp match without at least one of those heros
>>174697245
Not at all, this is common mating technique for French people
>go to check server browser because I just want to play something a bit different
>SEX 18+ RP
>SKIN CONTEST
>IF I C U MOVE U DIE
>RP SERVER
>CHILL NO KILL
And it's just these over and over again
I finally made it to plat today.
I know it's not much and the quality of games aren't better than gold at all but it feels good after being placed in mid silver this season.
>>174694816
>"story" event adds more factions, sums up what we already know and explains nothing
>still no new lore for most of the side heroes like lucio, junkers or d.va
I guess this event and the skins descriptions are ultimately step in right direction, but jesus. I imagine people would be even willing to pay for animation shorts and shit about their favorite heroes. I guess they try to push the everything is free once you pay for the main game, but i know i would blow unholy amount of dosh if it got me some d.va stuff and i doubt i'm the only one.
Just did my placements and got 2300SR, how bad am I?
>>174697245
RIP
>>174697437
is it common for French wives to kill their husbands in their sleep?
>>174697448
No worries, quality of games is the same even in GM.
Which characters have you fapped to the most?
1. D.Va
2. Mercy
3. Widow
>>174697650
>tfw jerking off to d.va pretty much every day since release
I think i need help.
>>174697650
how about getting a girlfriend instead buddy
>>174697335
at least he isnt the man in the goddamned yellow hat
>>174697650
Tracer
D.Va
Widow
>>174697595
Only if you work for Overwatch.
If you dont, you are fine.
>>174696910
They are, look at his new spray
Post the cutest pic you have of your favorite hero.
>>174697335
>Blackwatch themed skin
>Not expecting edgy
This is like some DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT tier shit
>>174695251
at some point you just don't fucking care anymore
if you are a master player in other games, you can tilt and your performance will only drop a little, but if you tilt in overwatch, one wrong decision in one fight can cost you the whole game.
>>174697743
>not using the dick tracy skinriverboat is better anyways
>>174697903
>People are not trolling anymore when they see me picking Sombra now
What happened? Some streamer played her well and everyone else is cool with her now?
I want a diamond smurf that I can play in diamond, my current smurfs ranking was silver because i didnt give a fuck and threw, would it be quicker to to the new palcements and climb or should i just make another smurf?
>>174697903
There's not cute pic of my favorite hero so I'll just post Mei being fat
>>174697903
But I don't have a favoriteI like everyone
>>174698135
Teleporter buff
Literally all it was
>>174697832
B-but I am. How will I explain this to her?
>>174697903
>>174698179
Who's your favorite hero?
>>174697836
Check again
The flashlight lines up with the lights
The chin groove lines up very low makign the bulb line up with the 9 dots
found some startling canon evidence
from this screenshot we can see ana hates jack with a passion, and reyes is very gay. from this it's like they're just spelling it out, reaper76 is canon.
>>174697903
Guys is it wrong to play sombra? I think she's fun
>>174698452
>Reyes is gay
It's the eyebrows, clearly.
>>174697731
no thx buddy :)
>>174697650
>>174697716
She's Korean and therefore not pure, because they all fuck when they reach 13.
How do I get good at Tracer or Reaper?
>>174698591
She's pure in my mind.
>>174698135
I think the "lightly graze an enemy in the backline and tele away" players have mostly moved on to other heroes to be bad at.
>>174697836
No, you can tell the artist even had to smudge it to make the socket line up with the slits. Spray shows the 9 lights are his eyes. Fit it together like a puzzle piece with his chin and you'll see. If you're just sliding the mask over to the right you're not fitting it on correctly.
>>174697716
Why would she wear a bra and panties under her suit?
>>174697903
There's too many cute pics of Tracer to just choose one!
>>174698620
put the mouse on the head and click
>>174698668
>Cute hero
>Turned out to be a lesbian
BLIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
>>174698620
>tracer
don't die
>reaper
pick roadhog
>>174697650
Love this fem-Zen design SO MUCH
Wish it was the head of a future character
>>174698158
try climbing silver just to see how hard it is
>>174698814
That really is a cool looking head/face/mask whatever.
>>174698620
>Tracer
lrn2dodge
>>174698814
>metal tits
No thanks
>>174698620
Tracer is easy
Be annoying and focus on supports and snipers, keep away from McCrees and Tanks (Zarya can be done when you know her bubble is gone)
Always keep a blink or your rewind to disengage. Don't go to far before rewinding because you're squishy.
Spam your Ult because it fills super fast
Aim at the neck/upper chest from short range for maximum effect.
You're mobile and have a "oh I fucked up" button and you ult is straight forward
>Reaper
Still figuring that one out. Positioning is Key. Never teleport from or into the open since any sniper or mcree will get a free headshot this way. At the moment I'm just holding M1 and closing distance hoping I kill them first. Oddly enough enemy reapers always manage to sneak up on my team but whenever I play him and try to flank I'm immediately spotted and have to retreat or die
>>174697650
1.Mei
2.Mei
3.Mercy
4.Mei
>playing attack on anubis
>the enemy team has a d.va and bastion on defense so i tell our soldier to flank so he isn't just firing into defense matrix
>doesn't listen at all
>one teamfight after half our team dies, he even blows his ult while we are grav'd into d.va's matrix accomplashing nothing
>a couple of teamfights later we are about to wipe them and cap p2
>i call out to kill the mercy
>not one of them help me kill her
>she resses 5 and we lose the teamfight
>lose the match because we don't have enough ults/time left
>another game with us attacking on eichenwalde
>we win a big teamfight and are about to push the payload to the end
>call out to kill the mercy as she is standing in plain sight just waiting to res
>we have 3 dps but not a single one of them has the awareness to shoot and kill her
>lose the fight and match again
mercy is op only because players ranked gold and below are the most braindead fucking cunts ever
so sick of having to support these literal mouthbreathers
and there's always one fucktard who instalocks junkrat and does nothing but feed all game by being way out of position before the match even starts, fires into genji deflect and kills himself or some other dumb shit, and solo ults at random times when it isn't even needed and could have been used during a teamfight
FUCK
>>174697904
Reyes' Blackwatch skin is pretty tame, plus we didn't know what the event theme would be up until recently, no one knew to expect edgy skins.
Reminder that Monkey players and not skillful and should stop pretending they know what they are doing :)))
>le "left click on a squishy" gun
Good job goys
What are some mechanics/characters you predicted correctly?
What is still missing in your opinion?
>placable shield
>moving shield
I always expected those
I want a hero that has a semi auto mid-short range pistol that fires as fast as you can pull the trigger. Always been my favourite weapons in any FPS
>>174697731
Irl women are terrible selfish creatures
>>174699018
>Love Mercy
>Love healing the shit outta team and annoying as fuck to the enemy
>Be immensely good with Mercy because years of years of experience from playing healers in Killing floor
>FUCKING HATE SUPPORTING I NEED KILLS
Help me solve my dilemma
>>174697650
Mei
WidowmakerZarya
>>174699018
yfw junkrat?
>>174697650
Only widow and only once to her dom highlight intro
There's not nearly enough trampling/foot fetish stuff with legwear/nylons/socks/boots
It's always vanilla shit or meme fetishes
>>174699159
Play Zenyatta
>>174697903
>>174699061
t. butthurt hanzo player who had geometry on cd
>>174699263
Is he really that strong?
I have only played one match with him and somehow got PotG with 4 kills at the first 5 mins. I still believe that was just luck
>>174699018
>King's row attack
>play winston, haven't played him in ages
>a pre made group instalocked the holy trinity of shitter heros before me anyway
>round starts
>widows are having their private battle
>genji, hanzo, tracer and Mcree are flanking somewhere in Eichenwald
>just jump onto the point encountering no resistance until the very last sec before capturing it
>just one or 2 people more would've ensured the cap
>enemy got aware now and defended the point for the remainder of the match
I don't know why people love the "DEFEAT" sound so much.
>>174699475
Zenyatta's a fucking monster in the right hands
He's super fun and comfiest healer too
>>174697903
>>174698353
>>174698643
It's just those buddhist dots things
>I've never seen Krillin
>started to solo shatter healers or ulting DPS a while ago because my teams are too retarded to follow up big shatters
>play much more agressively, only shield when necessary
>get noticeably more SR per win, ranked up 600 SR last week, looks like I'll be GM next weekend
lmaoing at this system, also get fucked diamond babs
>>174697903
>Get to the elo where there's alright winstons fucking my shit up as support
How do I remove monkey?
>>174700007
Hog i suppose. Maybe zen and hope some of your teammates will help you, but otherwise hog.
>Nothing but dupes so far this event
Send help.
>>174699965
Step the fuck up m8.
>>174700160
>saved the smaller image
Feels bad man
>>174700007
Bastion is hard counter to monkey.
>>174700139
we know the feeling man, all we can do is hope.
>>174700007
you can't. the monkey meta is pretty much unstoppable.
>>174698242
RIP
>>174700139
I'm sure you will get the 750 credits for the only good thing that came out of this event by the end of it anon.
Daily reminder that your waifu is shit compared to mine.
>But m-muh humans
Fuck off, you clearly don't understand the basics of either intercourse or wife material. What better life partner could look after your children?
>>174700139
>loot legendary
>it's wood bastion
>loot legendary
>it's cybergoth zarya
get on my level, at least dupes mean money
>>174698283
bastion
>>174700449
>Bastion
>no cute pics
This song was the inspiration for Pharah, please play it while when you select her.
https://youtu.be/56hqrlQxMMI
>>174695932
Reinhardt's abig guy
>>174700346post more of that
> I will put you in your place
how do they keep this ship afloat? do kids really spend that much money on fucking loot boxes?
>>174700661
Kids, youtubers, people that don't have time to play for 10 or so hours a day to get the cosmetics they want
>bastion voice lines
Is there a bigger waste you can get in a loot box than this?
>>174700449
>>174700661
Yes. You've got your normal whales, people on youtube and twitch that will buy 100+ boxes each event to make videos about it and the random guy that will drop $5 or something for an event.
>>174700661
You probably have no idea just how many millions of kids around the world get their parents to pay for loot boxes every week as part of their allowance.
>>174700853
I'm surprised it is higher than all the subscriptions they had going during WoW's peak.
>>174698668
So cute! Can't tell if I want to hug or vug
>>174697650
Tracer by a mile, then a bit of Mercy and rarely d.va
>>174700853
They should hire more people with these money
There are not enough in OW team
I'm kind of new to game and am willing to pay real dosh for the D.va selfie pose. How do I get this or is the only option to buy loot boxes and do the gamble ? is it lost forever when uprising ends?
>>174694394
STOP PLAYING WIDOWMAKER ON OASIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>174700958
A ton of those subs came from places where it was cheap as fuck so the revenue was probably really steady and without high peaks outside of expansions launching.
>group up because you all played well in the last game
>play a good amount of games together throughout the day
>your role is solely the mercy heal bitch
>when someone asks me to join voice chat
>>174701083
Just play nigga, getting the credits needed for that should be easy.
is starcraft 2 still worth playing? i just want a game where i don't have to rely on my team
>>174697903
>>174694394
What are the carry heroes that are more likely to help you climb the ranks?
>>174701212
>>your role is solely the mercy heal bitch
>>174700598as you wish
>>174701218
>"S-sorry. No mic bro"
How does one play Lucio when you want to win?
It just feels so frustrating knowing that I should probably stick with my team to speed/heal them when I really want to just roam and assassinate Mercy
>>174701218
>all hero normal uprising
>guys, voice pls
>Flick Thanks every time you get healed
>Get healed 2000% more often, to the point where healers start disregarding the other random chucklefucks
Works like clockwork
>>174701162
If I remember correctly, a sub cost about two or three bucks a month in China and those were about two thirds of the subs. All the other regions combined barely made as much dosh as US+EU, but they were sure as fuck great at inflating the numbers.
"Hello there!"
>>174700535
>implying it wasn't all the Bangle's Walk Like An Egyptian
>>174701491Heal me
>>174701491
"I'm on foiyor!"
>>174701317
Then play literally any single player game ever madeor Call of Duty
Can you get the Uprising achievements on the all heroes version?
>>174701212
>Group up because you all played well and used mics
>6-man stack
>Lose the next match
>Group disbands
At least we had fun laughing and shit, but it sucks
>>174701763
but i want to play a competitive multiplayer game
i wish the rts genre wasn't so dead, fuck i love rts games.
>that hero who, if you see it's someone's most-played, makes you think "you're alright"
zenyatta and zarya imo
>>174701887
>>174701212
>group up
>play well throughout the day
>everyone adds eachother as friends
>never play together again
>>174701606
>you will never drink with Amelie
>>174701986
Reaper
opposite is Mercy
>have two tanks
>neither of them are Rein or Roadhog (so triple tank is eh)
>it's hollywood attack
is the answer to just play Rein and have a single healer anyways
>>174701456
You have to play it by ear based on situation.
Even with the boosted healing you can't realistically heal an individual out of danger in most situations, your healing is best either a part of a barrier ball or to top off survivors. Otherwise you should either be speeding people out of danger, or kill-confirming, ideally alongside another mobile teammate. A coordinated Genji/Lucio or Winston/Lucio can clean up a pile of squishies and leave before tanks can do much to stop them.
>>174701986
Ana
>>174702115to be honest I dunno why mercy mains get that much flack, I've never noticed anything particular about them
what IS the stereotype of mercy mains?
>>174702029
>never play together again
Classic. Happened to me out of gold
>Climb like 300 points in a single day playing with a full stack
>We climbed out of gold
>Everyone friends each other
>We never talk again
>I just check their profiles from time to time to see how they are doing
One is GM now, that's pretty cool desu
>>174702146
>>174702146
>what IS the stereotype of mercy mains?
They are all women or men who want to be women.
>>174702146
>match starts
>"ugh thank god for the block function" in match thread
>someone asks what's up
>Mercy main with 400h in quickplay then complains for 3 minutes about rude players that say "ez" after a game
>3 minutes was also the match time because they got roflstomped
that's the Mercy main
>>174701986
Definitely Zarya. Nothing gets me more amped up than seeing a Zarya on my team who knows what they're doing.
t. Dps main
>>174702146
Mercy mains are all cunts. Don't friend one
>>174702198
> tfw Mercy main trap gf who gets mad when a biofem tries to take her role
>>174701414Looks better than orisa
Whats the easiest way to break the Hollywood first choke?
Everytime on attack no one listens to me when I tell them to get behind muh shield.
>>174702146
>what IS the stereotype of mercy mains
>tries to direct the team despite little to no idea of proper positioning for anyone who isn't mercy
>flees from a single 10hp enemy and gets shot to death in the back
>yells at everyone to die on the point, then rezzes everyone into the same firing squad that killed them the first time
>incapable of understanding when a two man rez can flip the game, holds it all game
All that said, I've played with great Mercies occasionally, they do exist.
>>174702418
>lucio speedboost to the left
>pharah/d.va fly over and flank/distract
or just try and play the shield war and get picks
>>174702418
Flank as Pharah, not joking, fly over the top of the right side of the choke and just spam some rockets at no one in particular, watch them abandon holding the choke
>>174702243
>men who want to be women
Incorrect
They're femboys that like to dress in girl clothing
>>174702418
you go dive comp and just go in. chokes are absolutely no problem in a world where dive comp is that strong.
>>174702418
>nobody wants to group up to go in together
>retards dashing out like madmen and dropping like flies.
>nobody uses the shield
>genji player 5 miles away deep in enemy territory and wants healing
>>174697903
I like saving non lewd qt pictures of Tracer, I'll dump some
>>174701986
Ana, Zarya, Soldier.
Best Genji skin was only available while playing heroes of the storm bulllshit event and i missed it. Is the blackwatch skin his only good one?
>>174703020
>>174702418
if you are rein, go around the building and tell your teammates to follow you. There is no point in trying to barrier battle on Hollywood, UNLESS they're trying to hold the choke, but they'll lose if they do because your team has better cover.
>>174701890
>too autistic to work with a team
>somehow not autistic enough to disregard the popularity of games he enjoys
t. its-not-my-fault-im-gold guy looking to vent online
Does Bastion have the best epic skins y/n
>>174703124
Nihon is his best one and I'm not even a weeb. It's actually rare too.
>>174703170
I'll take that one too
>>174703020
Another
>>174703182
i'm actually in diamond
and i don't hate working with my team, i just want a good rts game
i don't know why are you assuming these things
>Get 3 kills solo
>Turn around
>Your entire team is dead
>pharah's laugh emote is just her VA's natural laugh
Pretty cute
https://youtu.be/5WmpymI-AFk?t=13m33s
>tfw get all your team's votes for just holding down LMB the whole game and facing a teammates general direction
>>174703431
adorable
>>174703431
C U T E
U
T
E
>>174703423
Why do you think you got those kills? They were distracted trying to kill your team.
>>174703431
wtf I love pharah now
>>174703431
>4:26
god damnit you're right
>>174703472
>he doesn't have his beam set to toggle
enjoy your joint and ligament problems
>>174703020
>I like saving non lewd qt pictures of Tracer
Me too anon
What class of hero do you think Doomfist is going too be?
My money is on Defense since that class hasnt been updated since launch
>>174703423
>Get 3 kills solo
>finally get dropped
>realize team retreated while you were fighting for no apparent fucking reason
>>174703743
Is that Medic ref?
>>174703812
Well Jeff said the next hero won't be a defense hero but who knows if that's Doomfist or not. He said they have a longer term plan for him and aren't rushing anything.
>>174703423
>be on attack
>get 3 kills
>move on point for easy 6v3
>rest of the team is stuill dicking around behind the chokepoint
>Only 2 holding the choke
>Don't push their shit in
>wonder how we lost
>238
>ONE mention of Orisa
How fucking sad, that is how trash she is.
>>174694394
I love the new Lucio
His gun can actually reliably kill people now and his boop has basically no cooldown
And I preferred to stick with my team anyway so the heal radius nerf doesnt really hurt me much
>>174704104
Yet, still better than Sombra.
>>174698193
>take animu girl
>put pink triangles on her cheeks
>d.va
I'm not saying I'm against it, but...c'mon. effort, people.
>>174704372
But thats exactly what D.va is
>>174704350
Ha, no. Sombra actually fucking counters people. Reinhardt cries against her.
>>174694651
I've opened about five or six and I've gotten three skins
*plays as young genji*
>>174703220
>>174703170
>>174703020
I want tobefriendTracer
I finally got a job on Upwork and I'll have enough money to buy the game, no more begging /vg/.
See you space cowboy..
>>174705234
>Plays as young Ana
>Still had the voice of a 60 year old woman
>>174705584
this one is fine so you know who the fuck is talking
When I play ASSFAGGOTS or other games with skins, I sometimes just don't even recognize the character.
>>174705461
Tracer is very befriendable.
>>174697903
Soundquake when?
Orisa is alright.
I FINALLY WON LEGENDARY UPRISING BOYSSS!!!!
ez pz
>>174698452
If you are an elite hacker and look for hidden messages inside the 76 trailer, it clearly says "Jack likes Mexican cock"
>>174695957
Pretty funny.
>>174705461
I want tobullyTracer.
>>174698814
I don't know about you but I wouldn't mind motor boating female Lucio's knockers if you know what I mean. No homo.
>>174706235
Anon we do NOT bully the speedy yellow pilot of optimism
>>174706578
>not wanting to break this smile
You're missing out anon
>reaper has a small corner to hide behind
>suddenly he amazing advantage and melts roadhog
holy fuck so this was his secret power
>>174703431
Best girl
>>174703626
>>174703512
>>174703812
"Doomfist" doesn't say defence to me. I thought he'd be offence or tank, but I feel like he'd be more likely to be offence. That crater he made at Numbani makes me question that, though.
>>174706968
Yes, Reaper can put out nearly twice the dps of other characters for a fair amount of time, but he has to facehug them.
>>174706971
>>174703431
>Her VA actually looks like a 30 year old woman
>dying to a tank
It just PISSES ME OFF SO FUCKING MUCH. Wow, so you are a damage sponge and there is NOTHING I can do because I can't run from DVA/Winston, and there is nothing you can do. Even if I constantly headshot you or hit you, 0% chance of every killing a tank. It's stupid.
No skill. No counter. They have 2-3x the HP, damage reduction abilities, just as much damage, 1000000x the mobility, better ults, and there is nothing you can do about it.
It's dumb. It's infuriating. 3/4 of my deaths in the entirety of playing this game are from tanks.
They need to seriously be removed. Just remove them. DELETE, GONE, DISAPPEAR
why do people keep playing reaper as a shotgun solider rather than a close range flanker?
>>174707192
wow it's almost like the game is trying to get you to cooperate to take down enemies!
>>174707192
Why don't you pick a tank yourself and steamroll to GM then?
>>174707192
Widowmaker can kill a Roadhog or Reinhardt in two hits
Don't even have to get headshots
>>174707192
>t. Mercy main
>>174707237
whenever I try to flank someone sees me.
Reaper is loud and not very mobile apart from teleport which takes ages and is obvious.
Tracer, Pharah, Sombra, Genji and even Soldier with his sprint are better flankers somehow. Reaper works on defence when camping - letting the enemy team pass and then ambush.
>>174707192
This. Tanks are the best solo qp picks because you win or pat any 1v1
>>174707192
t. wood player
>Pharahs VA voiced Prince Zukos mom
Really makes you think.
>>174707397
>that kid
>>174707564
any good tidbits in the interview?
>>174707564
Meanwhile, Ana's Japanese voice actress voiced Armaroid Lady
Ana continues to be best Amari
>>174707350
I'm already masters.
Don't care, it's stupid balance.
>>174707564
Always interesting to see how they sound in different roles. Pharah and Reinhardt's VAs both have roles in TOR and here's what Reinhardt's sounds like there.
https://youtu.be/f8a1Vbb2X-k?t=5m57s
>>174707756
Pretty standard stuff but it seems like there's more parts coming. She goes over the way they do auditions and getting the part, how much bigger the game turned out even bigger than she thought and how some people she knows or met freaked out when they learned she voices Pharah.
>>174707952
>>174707507
>can't flank for shit
>I'm already masters.
Nice one, plat shitter.
>>174708058
Not the same poster. You are garbage.
> https://youtu.be/Gt6pNf4YV84
Ana JOI when?
>>174706926
Smiles aren't for breaking, they are for protecting and cheerishing
>>174707192
>Damage sponge
They're giant babies who get stomped by a Tracer.
Get better at pressing Shift and turning around and mow them down.
>>174702146
>100+ Hours on Mercy
>"I'm a girl btw :P don't hit on me silly boys x d"
I wish we could've gotten the Captain Amari skin without the jacket.
>>174708196
Tracer's smile must be left in the slipstream. She's for humilliating, breaking and making accept as another Talon tool.
>>174706926
>>174708196
>>174708042
Reins VA also voiced a pretty infamous Hearthstone cardEveryone! Get in here!
>>174708137
>either a cripple how can't flank with super mobile characters of overwatch
>or an imaginary master rank
>calls someone others garbage
Truly pathetic.
>>174708584
just triggered my ptsd anon
>>174708167
Wooow.. Ana's VA and her character sound exactly the same. She just recorded her voice in her normal way.
He's onto you guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NQWP7npOSw
>>174702243
>men who want to be women.
but iplay lucio
>>174708518
You just want to look at her ass don't you?
Outside of 6 man groups playing widowmaker and hanzo should be a banable offense
And if you quit midway because of being stomped on you should then get banned for 3 days
Then if you regroup as a due into games you are banned for a week
After that a month etc etc until it sinks in
>>174696050
>card for 4 golds as fucking reaper gets zero votes
>mercy's 31% healing card gets 6 votes
>>174708703
I'm pretty sure she's just someone's grandma. Not a professional va
>>174697335
>hating on THICC THIGHS
>>174708831
Well, yeah
>>174708831
Would be a perk but I just prefer the look.
>>174708561
>>174701212
>your role is solely the mercy heal bitch
and you love it.
bitch
>>174708923
To be fair the options for "old middle eastern lady willing to do voice work in a whacky shooter" are probably pretty limited.
>>174708963
>young fareeha is still bustier than d.va
>>174709079
I'm sure DVa's will grow in once she hits puberty.
Where this meme that D.va has small tits comes from
Widow and Tracer ones are smaller
>>174701218
>"join voice :)"
>proceeds to use his mic to flame everyone
>>174703812
Offence or DPS based Tank
>>174709434
>tfw Im starting to love hana because Im in the thread so much
>>174709475
Is there any other reason to use it
I want to use voice chat sometimes but I'm too self concious.
>>174701491
>>174701606
I fucking love this meme, make some more anon.
>>174709434
her tits might not be small but her ass is absent
same with Tracer
>>174709842
i agree
stretched widowmaker poster is my favorite shitposter
>>174709434
Tracer is stacked.
>>174709940
NON CANON
>>174709940
Not so fast
>>174710046
Always wondered why they took that video down if it's still canon.
>>174710160
I want to ride boy D. Va.
So would you agree with this list as the personality archetypes for each of the offense heroes?
Tracer - Perky optimist
Soldier - Serious and by the books
Genji - Humble(?)
McCree - "Bad boy"/ Rogue
Reaper - Edgelord
Sombra - Trickster
Pharah - cocky(?)
>>174710182
They just never uploaded it to their channel for some reason.
>tfw cant pick randomized victory poses
cmon blizz
>>174710160
d.va belongs to lúcio! DELET
>>174710046
S T A C K E D
>>174710492
That isn't what I wanted to post, fuck.
>>174703431
>interviewer doesn't know what a Funko Pop is
>>174710640
I'd get that just for the MEKA. Toss the pilot right out.
>>174710640
>Interviewer doesn't know what a Funko Pop is
Horrible-looking and overpriced garbage?
>>174710723
Buy the thing, sell the pilot. Get some money back.
>>174710620
>that subtle dance she does
That was lit af, but it was just a bit too subtle I think.
She should have been dancing just a tad bit more energetically.
Not saying that I could do a better job or trying to teach Ellowas how to do his "job", just conveying how my dick feels.
>>174710861
I'm not a fan myself either, but it's ridiculous to do an interview like that, and not know what these things are. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qGmjvnMfgw
>Banwave aura
If you bitchout and scapegoat, whine about picks, you are placed into low priority, you pick your character last, and your team must agree with what you pick. Being reported for picking the wrong pick will ban you from overwatch for 24 hours, doubling for every offence.
>winston
Leap to 10s
>DVA
Defense matrix now has a 5 second cooldown
>Reinhardt
Now has a 5 second cooldown
>>174700007
ask a friendly hog/zarya/orisa to stay near the back for you. Have your other support friend (if any) pocket you from a distance while winston gets nothing done
>>174710160
This image gave me indigestion
What is the fastest way to get rewards in the PvE mode?
>literally can't even fuck around in qp without being matched against an entire team of GMs
matchmaking is cancer
>>174711593
>their widow main is GM
>your widow main is mid plat
>>174708621
You must have a pretty low elo if you can just walk past anyone as reaper.
>>174711349
Every time I see /owg proposing game balance changes I wonder - is this a peak of human retardation?
And every time you manage to outperform yourself
Friendly reminder about the fact that unpopular characters gain more SR and lose less SR.
lol this game is shit i would rather play call of duty
>tfw finally got Blackwatch Genji
>1000 coins away to buy Babymaker or Blackwatch McCree
The future is bright. I faith in Jeff has been renewed
>>174711862
They only argue irrationally and biased.
>>174711593
but these are the best matches
at least until the one autistic faggot ruins it by forcing his "main" instead of picking to the team
>>174711593
>3500+ is 3% of the game's population
>they're all I get in qp
Can't remember the last time I saw a plat when I'm closer to them than everyone else I'm matched up against
>>174697441
>>SEX 18+ RP
have anyone tried joining one of these
I'm tempted to sometimes just to see what's going on, but I'm scared
OH
OH
OH
massive influx of cheaters, reported every team ive played
>>174711349
>Picking Reinhardt now has a 5 second cooldown
>>174712004
TIME TO ACCELER-
fuck
>Chu has to personally correct the other official accounts because they get his lore wrong
D.va is best girl, any other opinion is wrong
>>174711349
>picking wrong pick
>according to me bronze mc bronzerton III and my bronze buddies
These ideas are fucking terrible and you should kill yourself. If anyone picks Sombra, you'd autistically screech until they changed and then report them when they didnt.
>even if they got potg and 4 golds during the match
Because you're a dumb cunt.
>>174701387
Roadhog. He is literally a tank, healer and dps in one character with easy as fuck one shot potential.
>>174712267
how can someone be this wrong
>>174712004
>D.va
>BLACKED
stop it! stop it right now! she is pure!
>>174712257
>overwatch lore
>>174712317
>healer
The only thing he heals is 5 pts worth of damage before the enemy team shoots through his "stand still and heal just a little" strategy and kills him.
>>174712410
overwatch lore?
more like overwatch whore
>>174711986
I joined one to troll onPS4it was titled "Orisa Sexy Time 18+ Cream Warning". A different guy was also trolling, there were like two kids, and the other guys were doing very weird RP.
Needless to say I left quickly.
I didn't like it.
>>174697441
..i l-like chill no kill though..
endless skirmish is fun.
>>174712508
>>174712405
She is the only one short enough for the manlet.
Actually I want to see Lucio being dominated by Zarya
>>174712410
They might as well make the story a dating simulator since that's the only thing people care about
>>174711349
>Defense matrix now has a 5 second cooldown
Five seconds TILL WHAT?
Honestly they should revert all her changes and admit they were wrong.
>>174712704
did they actually fuck though
>24 Seconds till defeat
>I'm not doing shit as Hanzo
>Better switch to Widow now!
I really wonder what the fuck the though process behind this is. Like, really what the fuck are people thinking?
MATCHMAKING IS BROKEN
>>174712730
>admit they were wrong.
Since Blizzard values their pride more than the health of the game, that's never gonna happen.
>>174712854
>Widow players
>Thinking
>>174712832
Given the fact this is the only character he really interacts with it is safe to say.. Yes.
report every Hanzo autist
>>174713030
Uninstall your game
>>174713030
this. and genji. it'd fix almost all problems.
Tell me about them.
>>174710640
>make an OW model
>it's overpriced chibi garbage
Can someone explain to me what's the point in funko pop? Can't they just develop nice, good looking, close-to-game models? I'm a fan of miniature wargaming and this triggers me.
>im a completely silent sniper that can pull off 500 damage shots without hitting headshots with big projectiles as my ammo
>>174713030
Chat ban is very scary, yes.
>>174713135
Gerard got KEKED.
>>174712854
its not really expressible in words but you know that low humming a fluorescent light makes as it turns on, thats basically what theyre thinking at any given time
>>174713135
his name is cuban pete
hes the king of the rumba beat
when he shakes his maracas he goes
chick chikki boom chick chikki boom
>>174712854
gas all sniperbabbies
>>174713284
wew, the cuck filter is back. Nice.
>>174713284
Poor Gérard. He's practically non-existant.
>>174713387
>the cuck filter is back
>>174713162
Funko knows they can make bank with cheap mass-produced horseshit because they're inexpensive and they cover just about every intellectual property imaginable, so normies eat them up. Sadly, they're unlikely to go away any time soon.
>>174713284
DELET THIS
>>174713387
only on caps
cuck
KEK
I would know, I frequent /ntr/ on /trash/
>>174708983
>>174713284
get this tumblrina stuff outta here
>>174713030
remove Hanzo, Ana, Widow, Genji then nerf Roadhog, 76, Sym into the ground and the game would be a whole lot better
Would Overwatch be more tactical if every hero had health regen similar to Mercy? With more delay and a bit slower. So that you couldn't leave a hero damaged but alive since they'd come back
>>174713586THIS HURTS YOU
>>174713284
widow is
W I D E
I
D
E
haHAA
>>174713682
>regenerating health
here's your (you), now back behind your chest-high wall
>>174713410
>>174713284
>>174713135
I actually want to know more about Gérard. He apparently was an important overwatch agent but we have only seen him in a spray. He and Amélie seemed to have loved each other. What was his relationship with the rest of Overwatch like?
>>174713682
That's stupid and it renders at least 3 characters totally useless.
>>174713682
for non tank and heroes who dont have a self heal yes
>>174713978
Kek/10
>>174708564
I dont get it.
>>174713682
>>/palg/
>only want 1 (one) skin from the event
>get pretty much all of them except the one I want
>>174714230
domestic
>Generator right on their spawn door
so gud
It should randomly spawn a button with 50 hp in the middle of the map, if pressed/hit. blows it up
fuckign retard tier garbage
>>174714009
ana was fucking him
>>174713682
Seriously go play Titanfall instead
>>174713786
Eat my placenta
>>174714009
Seems like he might've been close to Ana given what I assume is his position on Sombra's graph. That and Ana is the only one to bring him up. Its really just a bunch of speculation and who knows if it'll ever be more than that.
>>174714349
But by who? Surely not emily?
Anyone got the reaper or widowmaker statues?
Are they any decent or shit quality
Thinking of getting one or both
Daily reminder that reporting does nothing and regardless if you report people for being 'toxic' you're a nerd bitch
>>174714434
Okay you're making this too easy.
>gain 60 sr
>lose 70 sr
>gain 30 sr
>lose 36 sr
life of a junkrat main, mid plat is p terrible. tempted to just go back to playing zarya in masters.
>>174714230
Apparently it's a sequel to this. Not quite sure what's going on, because a link in the description is broken.
http://sexyfairy.deviantart.com/art/Holidays-Widowtracer-651144679
>>174714395
>that fucking glitch with the teleporter that makes it unkillable
I swear they just need to nerf this character already
>>174714459
>emily beats tracer
>explains why she wanted to get her that scarf so badly
>explains why she was so hesitant about giver it to emily in the first place
>also explains why tracer didn't seem too into their kiss
I like this idea more then I should
>>174714713
WidowTracer does seem like an abusive relationship. Why is it so popular?
Hey there boys. Just dropping in again to say that I'll draw nearly anything you want for some loot boxes.If you're interested hit me up or message me at [email protected]
>>174714860
Because shippers are degenerates.
>>174714524
Don't do this to her
Cat hero when?
>>174715000
I vote torbjorns cat
>>174714907
>that switch
>>174714860
Because characters who hate each other are popular ships. I don't know why.
>>174715000
After the dog hero.
https://www.artstation.com/artwork/mmP58
>>174714937
>posting on 4chan
>not a degenerate
Really makes you think.
>>174714009
Ana seemed to be on a first name basis with him. Going by how she treats her team in Legacy, and her comments to Widow, Gerard was one of her subordinates before he was promoted to head of the Talon taskforce. Best guess was that he was an LT under Ana's or Morrison's direct command, like Reinhardt was in Uprising. Or it's possible he was a Captain in his own right. After all, Reyes was a Captain of a force all his own in addition to Ana having the rank of Captain within the organization. Could be Gerard was a very important man. Would be nice to see more of his role in Overwatch and just how much his death affected OW's operations.
>>174715215
Why does he look so worried?
>>174715341
He doesn't want to turn straight
>>174714009
Well, there's Ana.
She's probably the one besides Amelie who knows about this French International Man of Mystery.
>>174715341
Hanzo's gay.
His VA is gay at least.
>>174715341
he must not be sure d.va is legal
>>174715423
>>174715427
How dare you accuse him of such things?
>>174715462
>>174715427
>>174715423
Because he's being raped.
>>174715160
>Because characters who hate each other are popular ships. I don't know why.
Because people in general are whores for drama. Which is why so many people make a massive deal out of the most trivial of things. Shipping being the best example of taking something silly seriously.
>>174715493
Because it's current year, you fucking bigot.
>>174715496
>Because he's being raped.
If he's being raped then why does he have a boner?
>>174715496
Boys can't be raped, silly. Men want sex 100% of the time, so of course it's consensual. They're such sluts.
>>174715540
>Because people in general are whores for drama
Ugh. You reminded me of that cliche where two characters are arguing and yelling at each other and seem to hate each other, then passionately kiss because "lol thin line between luv and hate!!"
>>174715160
>characters hate/like/work well together
>same sex
There you go. That's how you got almost every ship ever. Even when canon says otherwise, it'll exist anyway.
>>174706926
This, I want to turn her smile into a frown, but I want her to still be optimistic
>tfw you play with absolute retards
>you shit on enemy team
>tfw unsure whether to go for the win and carry these retards or have mmr do its job and have them go down
so conflicted lads
>>174715689
Same reason women being raped can have orgasms, sexual stimulation happens regardless of whether or not it's consensual.
>>174714395
>>174714732
I hate Shitmetra and every time enemy's team has one I switch to hard counter the bitch.
It happens too often unfortunately.
>>174715540
get that tiny dyke away from my blue
>>174715827
There's always the chance the enemy team are even bigger retards.
>>174715540
>both of the pairings drawn there were raped out from being actual lore
>D.va's wondering why people still do this and gets labeled a kid for it
>Play Ana
>Lose
I just don't understand, what could I be doing wrong? I heal my guys, I only occasionally shoot the other guys, I can pull off sleep darts, I just dnot know
>>174716237
Buy lootboxes and get a winstreak.
>>174716237
no matter how many heals you deal out, if your DPS can't hit the enemy team, you'll lose.
>>174716067
Then there's people like you. People who have never dealt with shippers before or people who are just trying to start an argument.Maybe I'm just too old for this shit anon.
>>174716237
Get a better skin.
How do I use hanzo's E without whiffing it completely, the bounce angles are almost completely random even when I shoot in the exact same spot
Also do you gain more XP on the uprising event based on difficulty
>>174706013
>Will never play as Reinhardt's power armored Luchador friend who wrestles enemies to death and fires chest missiles
Can blizzard buff sombra to make her retard-proof?
Eg when sombra goes invisible if a Zarya puts a bubble on sombra it doesn't show
nothing more frustrating playing sombra and trying to flank only for a mercy or Zarya broadcast to the enemy team exactly where you are
>play some very early morning qp
>nothing but high level retards who have no actual idea how the game works
how the fuck can you get level 500+ and golden guns and be such a fucking burden on a team still
>>174716374
It's more that I wonder why people still do this then get pissy that it was raped out. I'm remembering back when they put Emily in the comics and Amelie visiting Gerard's grave and they were bitching. Same with the letters then voicelines Genji and Mercy got.
>>174716631
how about you pick a hero that actually contributes to the team fuckboy
>>174715160
Widow is like the one character in the game Tracer actively dislikes so that must mean she wants to eat her asshole.
This logic will never make sense to me.
>>174716631
I'm absolutely certain they do it on purpose to spite sombra players
>>174716515
Spray in Pray in enclosed areas, aim at the feet.
>>174716783
Because it's hot. Who gives a fuck about the actual lore.
>>174716715
Since it's obvious that you've never dealt with shippers before I'll give you the same knowledge I found out the hard way:SHIPPERS DO NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT CANON.So caring about what shippers think is a waste of time and effort anon.
>>174716747
>le Sombra is bad meme
I thought this died a while ago
>>174717030
In that case can't you just take that shit to the /u/ thread like a normal degenerate
>>174716783
tracer talks shit about Sombra too
>>174716783
Shipping is basically porn, but with relationships instead of sex.
Chill your autism
>>174717145
If they don't give a fuck about what's canon why do they still flip their shit when a pair is proven non canon then
>>174717221
No.
>>174717315
>defends shipping while calling someone else autistic
heh okay
>>174717221
>/u/
>not /d/
How do I even beat uprising on expert and legendary when my team gets fucked matter what class I pick? I just had a torb leave after getting revived because he overextended. Whenever I pick mercy, the team shits the bed. Whenever I pick someone else, the mercy shits the bed.
Where is there not a single fucking rein in pve that knows he has a right click and shouldn't charge away from the payload
>>174716842
I will try doing that whenever I pick hanzo
>>174716747
>>174716747
But I'm master, jack of all trades who plays certain characters on both map and team comp
>>174717443
Austism is defined by inability to understand human emotions and interactions
Which you clearly demonstrate
>>174717171
no, I still get shit on a regular basis
not quite as bad as it used to be, but still people will complain or claim you're trolling / throwing
>tfw fucking a trap that looks like tracer
im not even gay i just really wanted to fuck tracer
>>174717145
It's not that I care about what they think, it's more that why the fuck do they bitch so much at content creators when whatever they were pairing turns out to not be the thing? I don't care what they think, what concerns me is their actions.
>>174717605
not that guy but, just because you don't enjoy lesbians doesn't mean you're autistic
what the fuck happened to this thread
>>174717770
Yep, it just means that you like dicks
>>174717638
Sombra seems like a great pick to me, I'd love to have one in my team instead of a bad hanzo or a widowmaker.t. junkrat main
>>174717640
Thats really gay
>Dropped down to 1299
ffs I was so close to 1500 a day ago
this sucks this fucking sucks
>>174717929
how is it gay when its a male turned female and im male so
>>174717363
>>174717669
The two types of people that argue about that kind of thing are people who are just trying to start a shit flinging contest or people who are so deeply entrenched in their headcanon that they'll never accept any facts you bring to them no matter what so it's a waste of time trying to talk to them.
>Even HOTS getting a cinematic soon
>Overwatch don't
Ughh overbabs?
>>174717640
Pics?
we won btw
>>174717936
>>174717893
Shipping
>>174718070
I got put in bronze after all my placement matches had someone on my team disconnect (except the last one ie the only one i won)
And I'm trying so hard to play well and I got really far but now I fell worse than I ever did before
noob player here but how can I get my allies to follow me as reinheardt on more than one occassion all allies are alive, i kill enemy tank healer get 2-3 enemies to focus on me and yet still i die only to see allies chasing some lucio around? I tell them but no one listens obviously i'm not best rein either so looking for tips
>>174717909
>spoiler
Throwing games REEEEEE
Well, I've occasionally worked with Junkrats and they were pretty good. Boop them into his traps as Lucio and he lights the fuckers up.
>>174718151
get a good mouse
make sure u have good consistent fps
aim at the enemy teams head
Should I be playing Lucio as a speedy DPS who occasionally heals people nearby now, or should I be running around trying to keep the suicidal Genji with 30 HP in my circle at all time?
>>174718151
I wouldn't worry about comp this season. I was gold last time, and I got placed bronze because everyone was treating it like QP. Scattering immediately, playing characters they barely know, very obviously dumb shit. I stick to capture the flag right now since Uprising is boring as fuck.
>>174717901
only a sith deals in absolutes
How do I git gud?
I've played a lot of team based FPSs before, and I generally manage to carry my own weight, but sometimes I just end up getting steamrolled and there's nothing I can do about it.
I know this is supposed to be rock-paper-scissors, but where do I learn the basic counters to everything?
Level 18 now, and I want to make sure I've got this shit figured out before I start playing ranked.
>>174717638
Sombra is a sloppy, mechanically inferior Tracer
Her ult alone is not worth picking her instead
>>174718237
>how can I get my allies to follow me as reinheardt
If they're not listening to "Group up" then it's not going to work because they don't listen.
You'll either have to work around your team or just accept the loss. If they're not grouping up then try using Winston or Zarya so they can stay alive somewhat while you jump in as Winston, damage and probably kill, then bail. As Zarya, you can bubble your teammates and get charge, then fire at the enemy.
>>174718270
I'm not throwing games, I'm trying my best to win as Junkrat. I got to my season high (4190) by only playing Junkrat, and according to Overbuff I'm among the 20 best junks there are. However, I never communicate with my team because I know it'll only tilt them more. Arguing with someone who wants you to switch will only make things worse so I mute autists.
>>174718426
If a teammate is stupid enough to not acknowledge the fact that they have to be in within the circle for healing; then they don't deserve healing at all.
fuck widowcancer fuck widowcancer fuck widowcancer fuck widowcancer fuck widowcancer fuck widowcancer fuck widowcancer fuck widowcancer fuck widowcancer fuck widowcancer
>>174718615I was joking m8. I wasn't joking about me teaming up with Junkrats on occasion and causing bullshit on the enemy team, though.
>>174718731
>playing weekend comp at 2k sr
>consistently getting 1-2 girls on my teams
so comfy. especially since i'm never actually near real girls outside of a game. even if that does sound pathetic
>>174718731
>>174718237
Be prepare for people being 5 miles away from where they're supposed to. Friendly Reinheardts,support, payloads; people avoid them like the plague at times.
>>174718731
>>174718796
I hate playing with girls. They should be banned from playing Overwatch. Dumb sluts are inferior to men in every single way, they can't aim nor play their role for shit. All of them main mercy or jerk off to the shitty stale meta because they're too dumb to try anything new. Then with girls come the desperate beta orbiters who try to flirt them mid-game and end up losing the match.
>>174718418
I don't even have a mousepad I'm playing my mouse on my sweatpants
>>174718996
you're autistic. they're alright. >>>/pol/
>>174719000
stick to heroes who don't have to aim then
mercy, winston etc.
>>174718996
Whats the matter, did she get a card and you didnt?
>Jeff went from really angry forum troll to some mellow dude
Explain this.
>>174719093
that's more of /r9k/ tier posting
New to OW, what do you guys want out of a good dorito gremlin player? I've read a few guys, some people play her similarly to Reaper? Trying to get good self-destructs isn't as easy as it looks.
>>174719194
Now he's just passive-aggressive
>>174719194
>forum troll
>Mellow
neither of these things are accurate
>>174717640
Where are the fucking pictures
Every once in a while someone always claims they know someone who looks like Tracer, but they never fucking post pics.
>finally get a legendary
>500 coins
>>174718996
they play mercy and symm and zen, and are usually in groups with guys.....i don't understand why so many girls play this game but not BF1 or any other action game
For the achievement of completing the PvE event on legendary, do i need to do it with the pre set team composition or can I do it on all heroes mode aswell?
Also holy fuck that event is hard compared to the junkenstein thing.
>>174719124
Winston requires some aim though(not at the level of hitscan heroes of course). Especially when fighting Genji
You need to be able to turn around precise and fast at least
>>174719230
>Dumb sluts are inferior to men in every single way
nah, i disagree. it's pol
>>174718426
hes pretty much just brown mercy now, youre gonna want to be pocketing specific characters and providing supplemental damage/finishing blows
wallriding is mostly worthless outside of just bridging gaps, theres no reason to ever like STAY on walls anymore
>QP
>Temple of Anubis
>prepare to attack
>4 instalock DPS players
every time
Assuming no chance whatsoever of anything lewd happening, what character would be most fun toget drunkwith
>>174719332
BF1 lacks content wise. best I got out of it was 50 hours of enjoyment. BF4 is way better
>>174719383
D.Va, im a degenerate, so it's not even a sexual thing, i think'd just be cool to get drunk and play vidya. Otherwise Lucio, because he probably drink sissy shit, too.
What's the appeal of playing healer?
>>174719194
He grew up
>>174719194
Here's him answering that question on reddit
>>174719367
>qp
i mean what did you expect?
Why do 99.9% of Hanzos use one of the wolf skins? It may as well be the default skin at this point.
>>174719383
Mercy/Rein/Torb
>>174719494
Well, shit as usual, it's just I see it happening more often on Anubis attack than any other map
>>174719545
i use young hanzo. i cant stand the ult sound/visual on the wolf one. i dont get how people like it
>>174719490
>>174719493
>>174719383
Mercy is an experienced alcoholic
She probably got a lot of really gruesome medicine stories to tell
I WANT TO TREAT ORISA RIGHT
I WANT TO HOLD ORISA'S HAND
I WANT TO SNUGGLE ORISA IN BED
>>174719875
It's like Lulufag but less weeby.
>>174719383
Torbjorn or Symmetra. Torbjorn because I imagine him as a sort of fun drunk. I would have gone with Rein instead, but I imagine he'd be able to drink a lot more than me without it affecting him as much and it'd make me feel bad. Symmetra because I'd like to see her inhibitions lowered. I bet it'd be funny.
>>174719487
I like helping people.
Is Ana still broken?
>>174719487
I like helping people. I feel like I'm contributing more to the team effort, especially when I'm playing Zen/Lucio.
>>174719918
>maid outfit for a robo horse
You sure?
>>174720004
if you're in the shit ranks no
if you're in the high ranks yes
>>174719487
I don't like mercy or ana but lucio is great fun, too bad he's impossible to wallride with now because I have a heal radius shorter than mei can reach. Zen is good but I literally cannot aim with him for some reason
>>174719487
I like having power over life and death
>>174719875
Wow that's cute.
>>174719383
Reinhardt, Torb or Ana. One of the older characters would have a lot of stories to tell.
I also think Tracer, Mei, Pharah and Zarya would be fun to drink with.
>>174719487
I play healer because I want to help the team, but mainly because no one else would.
It was a split between the games going well or games going bad because you only have a Lucio running around helping the team.
>you will never be this cozy
>they'll never be this happy again
>Offense
Sombra > Tracer > Reaper > McCree > Soldier:76 > Pharah > Genji
>Defense
Junkrat > Torbjörn > Bastion > Mei > Widowmaker > Hanzo
>Tank
Orisa > Winston > D.Va > Reinhardt > Zarya > Roadhog
>Support
Mercy > Lucio > Zenyatta > Ana > Symmetra
main confessions time
>torb
If I don't like your name, I won't give you armor.
>>174720331
Is this from worst to best or some shit?
>>174719337
you can do it on all heroes
>potg is your widow literally holding her aim still while enemies standing still on the payload are delivered to her
Is this a joke
>>174720334
>Junkrat
here's what I do:
>join voice chat
>wait until someone bitches about my pick
>leave voice chat
>they continue to bitch about it in the chat
>if they insult me, I immediately report and block them
>>174720334
>Zenyatta
If you're out of sight of the objective we need to defend/payload we need to push you're not getting healed.
Eat shit.
>>174720469
at least it isn't
>bastion holds down M1
or
>bastion ults
or, my personal favorite
>torbjorn does nothing and kills three people
>playing Pharah and having to deal with an enemy ulting 76 with a nanoboost
>mfw junkrat can literally throw his concussion mine further and faster than his little flinger can fling grenades
why
is quickplay fucked up?
I've been sitting in queue for 5 minutes now
>>174720551
>Lucio main
I do this too. But I'm always the only one on the payload.
>>174720004
>sleep dart still lasts longer than earthshatter
>grenade still instantaneous
>raw hps is still ~100 or more if you factor in grenade boost
>ult still has a flat 50% damage reduction
guess
How the fuck do I position my keyboard and mouse without destroying my wrists? I need a lot of space for my mouse.
>>174720334
>76
I'm not going to heal you so stop asking. Even if it's not on cooldown, I still won't heal you. Git gud.
>>174720778
get a mousepad big enough that is allows your wrist to rest on it
get a keyboard with a wristrest
>>174720576
>Play of the match
>FAG as Torbjorn
>CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK MOLTEN COOOOORE CLANKCLANKCLANKCLANKCLANKCLANKCLANKCLANKCLANK
>>174720652
Jesus Christ if junkrat could fire faster he'd be really strong
People need to learn to stop picking junkrat on open maps
2 point defense junkrat excels in
>>174720652
his grenades and mine shoot at identical speeds and are tied for the second slowest projectiles in the entire game, only beating sym orbs and not by fucking much
>>174720334
widowmaker
>I'm terrible
>>174720469
>watch someone else play widow
>enemies seem to stand perfectly still regularly and walk basic predictable patterns and never try that hard to avoid sightlines
>play widow
>fuckers never stop moving and are always bouncing and crouching around like autistic ferrets and they know exactly where you are 100% of the time and always have a winston or d.va on your ass
Womanlet
>We do great on defense
>Guy picks widow and can't get any kills
>People tell him to switch and he doesn't and stays silent
>We lose
>Instantly after he lose widow starts screaming into voice chat "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT"
Fuck my life.
>>174719367
>they all get rolled by Sym/Torb defense
every
single
time
>>174694816
>Online multiplayer game
>Story
You fags who play this shit wouldn't be happy anyway, you'll ship what you want and then they'll make it canon so more ppl will buy their shit (Tracer being a lesbo)
>>174720989
>his grenades and mine shoot at identical speeds
still begs the question of why the fuck hes bothering using that little apparatus in the first place when presumably he could literally be throwing them further. And yeah sym orbs are slower but they essentially have infinite range and actually have a practical use as you can pressure reinhardts away from chokes with them.
I think literally the only words for junkrat's projectile speed that can adequately describe it would be "thoroughly flaccid"
Is there any way to get shitters to understand there's a two way relationship between Mercy and her team? Losing doesn't get the point across because obviously it's my fault the genji tracer pharah and widow were trying to harvest my feminine penis all game without any resistance. Tank in chat even had the fucking gall to say it wasn't his job to protect me.
If you have a necklace and are still a shitter please consider killing yourself. I'd appreciate it.
I want to molest d.va
Anybody here have some good keyboard suggestions?
>>174720004
>that pic
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
>>174721040
>>174721269
>get forced on healer some game
>play mercy because shes been buffed to a decent spot and im bored with ana
>do pretty well, we wind up winning eventually
>literally have to instantly leave the match because im genuinley concerned people are going to start assuming im female and hitting on me
REQUESTING look at this team we're gonna do great with 5 widows and 1 lucio
>>174721269
shit team. im sure you were best heal.
>>174721320
use the virtual keyboard
>>174720673
buhbuhbuhbut muh damage nerf
>>174721513
I'm actually female and I've never had this issue. I speak in team chat sometimes too, when I have to. No one flirts with me at all.
They do get pretty cringeworthy though. Almost like you can hear them flip the switch to beta spaghetti mode.
>>174721658
to be fair i was pretty cringey when i was 16 too
Where can I go to find people to queue up with in comp?
I'm really tired of taking a gamble on random teammates.
>>174721490
>All those fucking wo/manlets
>>174721040
She's so tiny and cute I bet it's fun to bully her.
>>174721760
I really don't get it. You can't see my face, I'm not in the room with you, like just relax. I'm just another person on the team trying to get you to group the fuck up for once in your lives.
>>174721658
This desu.It probably helps that I have a fairly deep voice so people just kind of assume I'm a young guy.
>>174719383
Tracer is a gay tomboy British fighter pilot, its like in her DNA to be a fun drinking buddy
>>174721658
>you can hear them flip the switch to beta spaghetti mode
literally tho
they try to hide it but they're all thirsty af even when the girl is shit
>>174721513
>genuinley concerned people are going to start assuming im female and hitting on meWell I mean is that such a bad thing?
This one time I got POTG as Mercy and said something like "wow great Q skills", and someone said something. I don't remember what it was and I remember it being confusing, but I do know that someone else said "if you want to talk dirty go private chat". That's the only experience I've had so far, though I haven't played Mercy very often.
> be Hanzo
> team tilts before first round and picks 4 dps + Lucio + Hog
> we lose
> 2 gold medals and 2 silvers
> whole team reports me for throwing
GG EZ
>people who play on sundays and tuesdays are absolute shitters
What else
>want to play
>remember it's weekend
>>174721947
I'm glad you brought this up because it's a terrible practice and stop doing it immediately.
How can I improve at this game if you're all just being nice trying to fuck me? "Shit girl gamers" exist because of this shit. Criticize the shit out of me if I'm fucking up. I need to hear that feedback. Its valuable.
>>174720334
>mccree
if i see another mccree i have to duel him
>>174722062
feelsbadman
Opened over 15 boxes and still no Cadet Tracer
>Blizz launcher detects mic
>Overwatch doesnt.
O-okay.... I didn't want to play comp anyway.
>>174722150
I have never seen more bronze players in my life before I played Uprising on Legendary.
>>174722110
I actually do criticize the shit out of females on my team (or anyone else for that matter) but they usually freak out about it, plus one of the thirsty white knights will always come rushing to her defense
>>174714487
even if it did, just be toxic in voice chat
>>174722150
This but Reinhardt, which often puts the rest of my team in grave danger
How does oversumo works? I'm a super bronze shitter that can't climb but it says I should be plat-diamond every time.
So no one on PS4 owns a mic, right? I play with my friend and I try to communicate with people other than him but I'm just starting in comp and haven't heard a single person talk or seemingly understand me in 5 matches.
>>174722062
fuck thats why today has been so shitty i forgot kids have school
>>174722575
I do, wanna play together
>>174722392
Gross. Who gives a shit anyways? Some random chick you don't even know got pissed. Big fucking deal. The white knights probably weren't that great either. Keep it up though, they're not doing her any favors.
>>174695993
>>174720334
>roadhog
If you make me switch to healer I will go lucio and dance on the payload whether we're on attack or defense. Make one of the 3 offense heros on the team go healer not the tank fuck you.
>lost 6 games in a row in extremely close games
>next game I lose I'm gonna get demoted to Diamond
>after almost reaching GM last season
Yeah, I don't think I can play this game anymore. Too much of an emotional roller coaster.
>>174722741
>roadhog mains always think they're the real MvPs when they die almost immediately
God I hate some Winston players. Jumping in 1v6 and then spamming "I need healing". Like I can do anything to help them. It's not like I have 5 other people on my team I have to care about.
>>174722575
Some do. I occasionally use mine's but only when there's at least another dude in the voice channel. It like this in every rank, even GM, no one likes communication for some reason on console
anyone notice how the 5-stack player are all kinda shit, but their rank has been inflated because they play in a group?
maybe this is why all the shitters think they need a group to climb
>>174719569
>tracer making it rain
have some fucking tact you limey cunt
>>174720971
That's rude.
>>174722848
Can't die instantly if I press E.
>>174721309
you're not alone
>>174722765
>Play my heart out, get all the golds, and lose
>-20 SR
>Play like absolute trash then lose
>-20 SR
>Solo carry my shit team to victory and Win
>+20 SR
>Get carried hard and win
>+20 SR
This is why rank does not matter. It's all team based.
>>174721309
I want to bend Dva frail little body over a table and fuck her by force as she attempts to resist but is powerless to stop it.
>>174721946
At the very least she would actually be a raging alcoholic.
>>174722392
That's because women are weak and helpless and need a man to protect them, so stop treating them like you would any other player but also treat them like equals.
I'm so glad I've read accounts of people using this logic before I encounter them in real life. I'd probably just be really confused and think I wasn't understanding them, otherwise.
>>174722678
Can't right now, sorry.
>>174722886
Sad. Many are in groups too, so you know that they're probably talking to each other, but don't consider sharing that information with the rest of the team.
>just got blackwatch mccree
>don't even play mccreeanymore
oh well
>>174722878
Winston is a great character, very strong with zenyatta and Zarya both to back him up
Disord healers + dps and Winston gets to expand dong, plus Zarya can get free charge by teaming up with Winston
>>174722062
Holy shit your right
>>174723310
I refuse to use any skin that doesn't have the BAMF belt.
>>174723140
oh god yesss
>join random 6 stack in quickplay
>play only torb
>rein vs rein
>enemy rein gets nano'd randomly
>drop my shield for a second
>he earth shatters
>bring shield back up, block it, then counter with my own earth shatter, wiping the enemy team
name anything more satisfying and skill-intensive in this game than reingames
i'll wait
>>174722878
That's why you play Ana, who can heal him
>>174720849
My mousepad is around 1,2 meters so I think it's more than enough really. The main problem comes from the fact that if I wanted to use the mousemat to it's full potential (I'm only using about 1/2 of it), I'd have to move my keyboard really far to the left, so far that my left arm would not be able to reach it. I've tried twisting my keyboard but that only causes wrist pains.
>>174722062
It's been spring break for high school. They've been out of school this entire past week.
>>174722878
The problem's more to do with them expecting a 'follow up' when they've just brainlessly jumped into the center.
The good Winstons I've seen are either slippery bastids that take the flank and shit all over enemy snipers and isolated healers, or else they actually group and communicate with their team to ensure that they get a follow-up when they do go in to initiate.
if Lucio is the most chill positive hero, who needs to calm the fuck down on the other end of the spectrum?
>>174723597
>1.2 meters
jesus christ
>>174722110
Criticizing anyone in comp matches is too risky. If you tell the trash Genji to switch there's a 50% chance he'll go Torb and throw.
>>174723587
Playing zen
>>174723587
Yep, I pretty much carry all of my games with my flat mate who plays Ana. It's so fucking tense having a standoff with the enemy Rein trying to figure out who is gonna charge or shatter first but god damn team wiping as Rein is the most satisfying thing in this game.
>>174723980
76, Ana's done nothing but try to tell him to calm down
>>174723390
He is strong if he's played well, but not if he just suicides.
>>174723594
I doubt that this would have helped
>>174723851
>expecting a 'follow up' when they've just brainlessly jumped into the center.
Exactly. I usually like to see a Winston, because most of the time the guy who plays him knows what he's doing.
>>174720576
My favorite PotG I got was as playing torb
The clip began with me asleep after being hit by an Ana dart while my turret killed 4 people
>>174723980
Hanzo, all of his lines are him being an angry dick for no reason
>You will never amount to anything
>Inferior creations
>Unworthy
>etc
>>174721865
Tracer is not for bullying!
>>174697335
I just wish that they didn't make his facial hair and gun look so retarded
>>174723980
lucio is not more chill than zen
lucio is really really mean when he tells you that you got served
>>174724290
hes a forsaken man seeking redemption
its not that he needs to calm down, but he needs to put his energy into something else other than killing
>>174724453
There are people out there that have dedicated their time to make +20k words fanfiction specifically about making Tracer suffer. Her bullying potential is obviously off the charts.
>>174724676
Zen can be pretty catty when he discords or kills people
>>174724742
Yeah, like jacking off. That's what I do.
>>174723587
>Whoever lands the instant win free team wipe first gets to instantly win and wipe the team
I personally hope anyone who plays rein gets bowel cancer. Game ruining fucks.
orisa players just uniformly place shields BRAINLESSLY. they put zero consideration into what the enemy team's going to try to do, where they're going to push from, where our teammates will try and hold, where they might need a shield, when to try and control high ground, etc
it's fucking pathetic. she's not a bad character, but she is almost entirely based around prediction and careful thought. fucking sad to see so many shit orisas.
>>174725072
>he can't play rein mind games
git gud
>>174724856
That could be applied to literally anyone and anything. I bet there would be an autist out there that would make a 20k word+ fanfiction about Anonymous No.174724856 right now, just because I mentioned the idea to do so.
>>174722553
If you legit can't climb out of bronze, you're either hopelessly atrocious at the game, you really haven't been trying your best, or you simply haven't found a character you're good with yet.
I was stuck in silver until I practiced about 35 hours of Roadhog, then I sailed straight into plat
>>174724856
Can you post one of those?
>>174723183
No. Just let us die a million times and call us dumb the entire time. Don't protect someone who's fucking the team over. You're just allowing them to continue being shit and relying on someone else to save them.
>>174721040
>>174721490
>tfw shorter than Tracer
I'm an adult I swear
>you can't play soldier,pick something else
>WOAH DON'T BLAME HIM LET'S ALL FOCUS PHARAH :D /winky face
20 emoticons later, we lost the game.
>>174725131
I think she's a fucking AMAZING character in Rein matchups and it's so sad to see people not play her. Her graviton = free shatters and her constant, 0 drop off DPS drops Rein's shield so fast.
Shame no one lets me play her.
>>174722062
>forget the golden rule of not playing ranked on weekends.
>genji main.
>guaranteed loss.
>widowmaker main.
>teammate's so tilted they pick hanzo for the entire game.
>guaranteed loss.
>relegated to qp after losing 70sr over 3 games.
>'oh well at least i cant test out bastion since i pretty much dropped him after that rework!'.
>immediately remember that at my sr people would literally tilt and throw the game if i were ever to pick bastion.
>tfw tanking AND doing most damage
Why do these talent-less people play dps class at all?
>>174725204
What do you need it for?
>>174723997
I've stopped playing comp altogether this season. No ones taking it seriously and my SR is suffering massively because of it. I can only do so much.
>Bastion's "I need healing" voice line
>>174725172
There are no mind games. It's 40 meter range cone stun that climbs up walls, pierces carts, hits people in the air, bends corners, etc. It's the most brainless "press Q to win" ability in the game because it's impossible to at least hit someone even if you are just brainlessly mashing it at the enemy frontline.
You're garbage for playing rein categorically. There isn't a less difficult hero in the game. If you aren't jihad charging 1v6 into the enemy frontline there's no excuse to be in anything less than masters if you main him.
>>174725229
That line was supposed to a satiric sarcasm. I was imitating how I think those white knights think.
>>174725229
So you're saying if one of my teammates is bad I should go out of my way to never bubble them or sleep dart the flanker killing them because it's the only way to train them to git gud?
>>174725332
Of course you have the most damage. Orisa's clip holds upwards of 1500
>>174725332
Anything can work in silver.
Once you get higher A) Your teammates will tilt and scream even if you're doing well but not playing meta or B) the enemy flankers will tear your ass a new one because you're a projectile hero and they will dodge all of your shots like they're in the matrix.
>>174725185
I was in silver but had a really bad loss streak, gone down to 900 now I'm almost silver again.I have a seven year old toaster that runs the game on 25 fps and a shitty wireless mouse I got from a bargain bin and playing the game on a small folding table. I'm doing the best I can to git gud but frame rate and small surface is limiting my ability to aim correctly. I usually play Rein now and I'm getting pretty good at it.
>queue up all hero uprising
>lock in junkrat
>second guy picks orisa
>ok
>third guy picks hanzo
>k we need a healer
>last guy picks soldier
>ohboyherewego.jpg
>get to the last part
>we all die
>>174725332
Damage done is kind of meaningless, as you could have just been unloading your clip constantly into a rein shield and you'd still get credit for it
this is why junkrats always have such inflated damage stats
>>174725347
Uh
You know, like, research and stuff
>try competitive after a long time of restricting myself to QP to practice zarya
>two people with mics including me
>angry person who types all their 'orders' in chat
>enemy team rolls us because we're trying to help our mei who's fucking around two miles from point
>only one tank (me) and mercy
>leave because its going to be a loss anyways
Back to QP, atleast there I can have fun.
/blogpost
>>174725448
It's a game you play with the enemy Rein not the other people you dummy, it's all about baiting and waiting for the right moment to charge/shatter.
>>174725605
This one was posted on/u/yesterday http://archiveofourown.org/works/8162474
Junkrat should passively do double damage to barriers. That way Kaplans fantasy of rat being viable as some sort of anti barrier meta hero would work.
>>174725702
>I quit comp games because they aren't handed to me
Dumbass
How do I git gud at dps? Currently I play nothing but tanks and my aim is pretty good with the tanks that have to aim to hit things, but goddamn I feel so weak and fragile when I only have 200 health.
>>174725536
whats meta right now?
>>174725702
A short guide on how to play Ranked Overwatch - By Anon:
>Play whatever the fuck you want
>If someone bitches, mute them
>If the entire team bitches, mute all channels and keep practicing. You'll never get good unless you play against your counters.
>>174725720
Please stop pretending like Reinhardt has any complexity to him whatsoever. If you're supported by a team and not getting into autistic german hammer orgies with the other rein it's just a matter of tearing down his barrier first.
At anything past wood rank this is how rein fights go. Unless you are solo Qing as rein and then what the fuck are you doing.
tl;dr Don't fight Rein as Rein that's what the team is for.
>>174725738
not a bad idea
>>174725857
Meme monkey is in again on high rank matches.
>>174725738
that sounds hilariously broken
>>174725857
dive comp with pharmercy
its actually unstoppable, but ppl in comp are too chickenshit to try it
>>174725728
Thanks mate.I deceived you. I wanted to see if I could whack it to this or something, but I think you could interpret that into "research" in some way.
>>174700535
Is Pharah a starter for the Chicago Bulls?
>>174726058
I see pharmercy every match
I'm in diamond and people still can't shoot them down
>>174725956
>Exchanging a good DPS like soldier for a shit one like rat for the ability to better break stall lines
OH NO HE SUGGESTED SOMETHING THAT MIGHT HURT REIN NO REEEEEEEEEE BROKEN BROKEN BROKEN
>>174722961
when will you fags accept they arent gay?
>>174725956
>Junkrat not being F tier for once since launch is broken
What would you suggest to make him not the worst class in the game?
why do i suck at close range? I have no problem picking headshots at long to medium range, but when I get point blank i miss absolutely everything and feel like I'm wildly swinging around
>>174726140
>a stray bomb hits a barrier zarya
>instant 40 charge
Do junk mains ever think about what they're doing or do they just mindlessly press M1 while aiming upwards and demand kills?
>>174726067I know exactly what you meant. I want to see if you can actually fap to it since it just made me feel really bad. Hit me up later.
>>174726254
make his projectiles faster like for fucks sake at least make them as quick as the demomans pills in tf2
its like throwing a baseball underhand theyre so fucking slow
>>174726280
That's an excellent trade off for creating a hard counter to rein. Shit rats who spam will be punished by counter picks.
>>174726362
Give him a second mine but reduce mine damage to compensate. This will give him better versatility and mobility.
>>174726503
junkrat already has a pretty decent mobility being able to doublejump with mines, but those explosive balls he has are beyond slow, and that alone makes him harder to play than he should be.
>>174726246
Until they explicitly say they aren't. Everyone's gay until proven otherwise
>>174726280
Charge is literally not a problem for Zarya
Roadhogs and Solider are most reliable charge providers
>>174726362
just give him 400 health, he'll be fine then
junkrat in competitive is autism
>solider deal with the pharah!
>alright lemme just gun down pharah while tracer, winston and roadhog are trying to kill me
>no worries because im hitscan i automatically know where she is always and every shot will hit
>also if she ults at any point its my fault t not the fucking junkrat on our team doing nothing
Fuck this, im maining pharah now.
>>174726246
>>174726681
It's funny that Ana76 fags think their ship is already canon when it's even more delusional. That's why they are so threatened by Reyes's existence.
>>174726797
>blaming Junkrat for not being able to kill Pharah
Soldier players, everyone
>>174726681
>Everyone's gay until proven otherwise
>tumblr lives by this
>comics have bleu still be thinking about dead husband
>comics have Torbjorn be straight and Tracer gay
>comics and voicelines also imply heal slut and nardo are straight and into each other
>comics also point out that Symmetra is a genuine autist
I'm still laughing.
>>174726797
>"we need a hitscan to deal with pharah"
>i go soldier 76
>they have a winston, and and a mercy healing the pharah constantly, on top of having an enemy soldier 76
>all shooting at me
>i dont even have time to SEE the pharah before a winston jumps me
>"omg let me play 76 youre contributing nothing"
>they go 76
>nothing changes, the new 76 is still getting jumped and killed constantly
>we lose because we cant counter dive comp
its almost as if....killing pharmercy is a team job, not exclusively a hitscan one
>>174726797
i mean he could make a better pick when we're obviously getting fucked, like I dunno maybe pharah?
>>174727095
Hey, I'm not saying everyone abides by my philosophy regarding ships. I'll ship anything until they show me there's something that prevents it from happening
>>174727095
I don't think autism is a sexuality
>>174725283
Tracer is also like, 90% legs. When she sits down, Torb towers over her,
>>174727112
If the Junkrat isn't doing anything as Junkrat what makes you think they'll be any better as Pharah
>>174726797
Learn to McCree you scrub. You can deny Pharah airspace and still 1v1 any solo flakers with bang-fan-roll-fan.
As a Pharah main, halfway decent McCree's make me switch much more often then 76.
>>174726797
>76 main here
It's literally your only fucking job. Kill the pharah. No one else can do that as efficiently as soldier can. If you don't do that automatically, you're fucking up. Pick another main.
>>174727508
Mcree is too slow and boring.
>>174727095
>>comics also point out that Symmetra is a genuine autist
Are autists less likely to be gay? Besides, wasn't it just implied? It was something like "They ask where I am on the spectrum. Maybe they're right." if I remember correctly.
>>174727103
Personally, when I see Pharah and Mercy in the air I'll discord Mercy and tell Soldier. He shoots Mercy while I draw Pharah's attention.
Or if I'm Genji, I'll just get to their height and start harassing. They either get too distracted because Mercy's being attacked or they just fall off and try running, taking them out of the team fight long enough for the hopefully 5v4 that my team has to end in their favor.
>>174727095
I haven't read the comics, how do they prove Symm's autistic? Going by how she behaves in game she just has OCD which is completely different.
I mean, I know she's meant to have autism, I'm just saying.
>when you're playing Junkrat and you've killed the enemy Pharah more than your Soldier has
>>174727560
McCree is better at killing Pharah
You need to be good though
>want to learn new heroes
>QP is full of meme teams and nobody's trying
>people will be angry if I try to learn in comp matches
>>174727268
Autism is more of "what sexuality?"
>>174727653
It was pretty heavily implied but people were somehow still doubting. That letter from Blizzard came and confirmed it recently, though.
>>174727717
>>174727653
As far as I remember, it's the only time it's been referenced in the comics.
>>174727350
Yea she's got those runner legs
>>174726280
Zarya is not even top 5 Junkrat counter.
>>174727840
make a smurf
>>174728018
Is being able to play comp without giving a shit really worth 40 dollars
>>174727914
What was the letter?
>>174721490
> Pharah is taller than me
I didn't know I could love her even more.
>>174728224
Shit I made one too(9 seconds earlier)
>>174728163
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>>174728319
>>174728163
>perfect blue
>is pink
???
>>174728319
>reused image I've seen in each of the last three threads vs. OC
Next time, anon.
>>174728189
NEW THREAD
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>>174728919
Neat. Thanks.
>>174728996
>>174729103
You silly billies.
>>174726318
I'm as slow reader. I may not actually be able to get back to you on it. And it's starting to lose my interest. I'll see if I can finish it at some point, but nothing is certain.
if you are in a group of 6 does it put you against another group of 6?
>>174730313
I get it, anon. 20k words is a lot. Take your time if you need. The wait is worth it.
>>174721490
I didn't know that Junkrat is that tall.
Am I good yet?
>>174731776
>gold medals!!!!!!!!
just fuck off already
>>174720245
Pharah and Zarya would have some cool stories to tell
>>174720579
playing Pharah and having that 76 cunt ulting when he sees you up in the air
>>174697110
I'd like to see this as an event for some holiday or something stupid. Inverse Skins for lots of characters
>Talon Tracer
>Overwatch Widow
>Omnic Extremist Zenyatta
>Virgin Mercy.