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>Official Uprising website
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/events/uprising/

>When does the event end?
May 1st.

>Loot item checklist:
https://js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/events/UPRISING_2017

>Latest Comic:
http://www.madefire.com/motion-books/OVERWATCH-UPRISING/

>Event video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpGrY9i8TSA [Unbed]

>Story video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5wDV8x6w7s [Unbed]

>Developer update video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGpQtWoasMs [Unbed]

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753818008

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Tips/tricks/basics/etc.
http://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

Previously: >>174622964
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First for friendship
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QTmaker
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nth for reminder
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>>174661572
>she genuinely thinks of them as friends
>they think of her as a pest that's only good for work
This hurts me more than it should.
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>tfw playing quake champions beta weekend
so THIS is how it feels like when skill matters in a game..
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The last character you played is forced to have sex with you.

How fucked are you?

Looks like pharah is getting a sibling
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Gwoup up with me.
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>>174661676
does it hurt because you're afraid you can relate?

very much same
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On Expert+ Uprising how the fuck do you get past that narrow ass sectopm midway through the payload push when you get attack by Eradicators from the front and Tank Bastion from behind

I've been stuck on it for hours
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>>174661748
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Why is Ana able to stop trusting Gabe but Jack can't seem to let go? What's keeping him from letting go?
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>>174661760
No, it just hurts because Sombra's just a poor woman with no friends.
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When is Blizzard going to remove all the characters I dont like? like wtf are they doing?
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How can anyone defend roadhog.
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Why are so many 5 star neckbeards fucking shit at this game? I would expect them to be fucking amazing but nope.


Here I am a level 55 mercy main having to carry these shitters.
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>>174661676
It's not that she thinks they're friends, just that they aren't in the same group as her enemies
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Found a french spider. I am trying to charm her but she doesnt respond. What do?
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>Junkenstien was a fun diversion
>Uprising is also great but stuck on one map

PvE mode fucking when? Imagine just having an all heroes Uprising but for most maps, maybe a few defensive parts like Junkenstien and fighting off different characters that fit each level.
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>>174661992
>mercy main
>calling others useless
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Fastest way to Farm Loot Boxes that don't require you to be in a group?
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>>174661904
Friendships, especially ones made in the military, are very hard to break. Having a brother to endure the super soldier program with and then also to serve with will bring a lot of respect and trust desu
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Am I good yet /owg/ ?
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>>174662039
Sombra is a very lonely chica.
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>there are players who bought the game and have played nothing but the event
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>>174662294
no
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N E R F S O L D I E R
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>>174662250
Just do the pve, you were told already.
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<125, stop playing capture the flag.
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>it's an "our DPS doesn't kill the mercy before she revives" round
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>>174662405
It's not doing enough tho
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>>174662294
The minimum required to participate in this general is 4,000. Please leave and dont come back until you got it.
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>>174661475

Pretty sure I played Mercy last so I'm alright with that.
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Sombra is so much fun in Uprising.

>hack a Null Sector bot and it's paralyzed
>get right up to them and unload her Uzi in their asses
>Translocator fucks with their AI
>EMP ACTIVATED
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>>174662293
How is it any different from all the other people he served with? How is it different from Ana? Are all the hardships she claims to have helped him through somehow less impacting because she's female?
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>>174662180
>mercy useless

In what universe?
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>>174662527
You realize 95% of the people here are in the 2000s right?
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>>174662506
>I'm just gonna stand here with my shield and wait for mercy to die to do anything
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>>174662608
lol no we arent. /owg/ are mostly pros with successful twitch careers and making 7 digits a year. Everyone else is fucking shit.
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>>174662293
>replying to the reaper76 shipper

Wasting your time m8
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>>174662374
>There are players who bought the game and only play against bots
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>>174662294
>1165x681
>career high: 3133
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>>174662506

>it's a "Genji Dragonblades and Ana Nanoboosts him without knowing where the Mercy is" episode
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>>174662807
The bots in this game are the worst ive ever seen. Decades ago you could play in unreal tournament and enjoy bot game as good as humsn matches.
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>>174662606

It's an /owg/ meme. I'm not even sure if people really believe it or not.

She's fine. A bit underpowered but she's a fine pick.
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>>174662812
>>174662812
>>174662812

i'm sad
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>>174661694
I want quake champions to take off but I don't see any hype for it...
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>>174661698
>Junkrat
>implying anyone would have to force me
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>>174662838
He probably just switched to windowed mode for easy screenshots.
Taking screenshots in fullscreen mode when you have 2 monitors is annoying and take unneeded space
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>>174662952
yeah true it's just super refreshing to play a game where it's all about your own aim and movement, and of course some map knowledge

no fucking teamwork bullshit or playing "meta"
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>>174662756
>replying to the ana76 shipper

how pathetic desu
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>>174662952
Is it going to be another steam only game,
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>>174662943
>underpowered

Again in what universe?
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>>174661575
I want to see one of her ballet performances.
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>>174661674
Sombra is a CUTE Christmas Cake!
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>>174661420
ITT: we bully mercy mains
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>>174663019
Or you could just, you know, use the screenshots that the game generates...
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>>174662506
>it's a "lucio drops the beat to counter enemy ults" round
Lucio is such a shit hero.
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>>174662581
It's not because Ana is a womyn, but more of what they've been through. No other character mentioned so far has been there in the dirt with Soldier as much as Reaper. No one else has been through the soldier program and the frontlines with him. It would take a lot of shit for Soldier to stop trusting Reaper

>>174662756
i'm bored and i have nothing to do. why not take the bait?
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What does widowmaker drive? She rides a mustache.
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>>174661475

I wanna FUCK Ana so bad

I have a fetish for MATURE WOMEN
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>>174663080
In the universe where Lucio and Ana outheal her.
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Best waifu coming through
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>genji is with you
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>>174663420
>posts a toaster
>calls it a waifu
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Heel me.
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>>174662608
hopefully not
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>>174663080
explain how she is more useful than literally any other healer
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>>174663382
>lucio

Pretending to be retarded still makes you retarded
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>>174663529
I wonder if limmy lurks. Limmy get back into comedy. Lay off the dark stuff. You are a genius
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>>174663529
>not marrying your toaster

fag
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>>174663080
>the only thing mercy brings to the team is healing
>ana outheals her AND has more utility
>lucio will never be replaced ever because movement speed
>mercy has her bullshit ult but it's vulnerable in the current meta

Her sole purpose is to pocket Pharah and to punish teams that aren't paying attention.
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>>174663679
THE CHURCH OF APPLIANTOLOGY...
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Lucio is the best healer in this game.
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>>174663692
>her ult is vulnerable

She's literally invulnerable during it, and it's instant, and she can do it from behind a wall if she's close enough to the corpses
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You are literally a bigot if you don't accept a robots gender identity.
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>>174662929
I know, it's pathetic
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>>174663813
what if i'm just robophobic regardless of their robosexuality
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>>174663640
>not knowing about the Lucio buffs as of late
C'mon son.
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Is D.Va's ult supposed to hit nothing in diamond+ because nobody is stupid enough not to run, or am I using it wrong?
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Any thicc girls in this game?
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>>174663285
>No other character mentioned so far has been there in the dirt with Soldier as much as Reaper. No one else has been through the soldier program and the frontlines with him.

I would agree if we actually had that information. Uprising was the first snippet of information but before that all we knew is that they joined Overwatch together after going through the program. It's not even said if they were partners only that they met there and became friends and that was from an outside source that never knew them. Uprising gives a bit more of an impression (at least from Jack's perspective) but not much. Other than that Ana, Gabe, and Jack all fought in the same war together and endured many of the same hardships. If that difference is there, it really hasn't been implied anywhere yet.

Also there is still one other angle to consider, Jack has Ana's support. It's not as if Jack pushing Gabe away would leave him all alone. That's even more incentive considering the allegations.
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>>174661919
Well maybe if she would stop breaking into peoples labs and stealing their tech she would make more friends.
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Can Dva carry in competitive or am I just not playing her properly? I've been playing her for the first time properly (since launch month) for the past few hours and she seems to be great. I've been getting 3-4 golds in every match I play, high elims and only 1-2 deaths. Does she get shit on hard in competitive or is she worth sticking with?
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>>174663942
The thiccest
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>>174663921
>>>/pol/
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>>174663989
>Tracer's face
The fuck?
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When is the best time to use lucio's soundbarrier?
Also why does it take so fucking long to build ult?
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>>174664118
>healers
>supports
>taking long to build ult
Hello bronze.
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>>174663603
Damage boost and self rez.
>>174663927
Never been beaten out by a healing wise so I wouldn't know.

>>174663692
There's a reason why teams tend to have two healers you know.
Also
>mercy has her bullshit ult but it's vulnerable in the current meta
Shes literally invincible you tard.
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>>174664118
Personally I watch how the battles flow before I pop it. If Ults are being comboed I'll do it just as the damaging ult comes out. If my team's trying to make a push, I'll amp up speed boost and drop it to start a fast fight and try to overwhelm the enemy team.

So really, the best time to do it is when you're going for a hard push or to try and save your team.
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>>174664118
His healing range is no longer the entire map so he isnt constantly healing all 5 other teammates which means he isnt building ult
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>>174664118

Soldier, Pharah, Genji and Zarya ults and if you avoided Rein's stun. Otherwise just use it to initiate a push.
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>>174664096
Slipping out of time is a pretty strange sensation alright
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>>174663081
I bet it would be nice
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>>174664313
And those two tend to be Lucio because he has healing and speed boost plus buffed damage now and usually Ana because of her utility and denying the enemy healing.
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>>174661572
Reminder that even back in the day, Tracer and Winston were already best friends
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>>174664330
His ult was slow in charging before the buff. Now you have to move more but personally, I like this.
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The enemy has a teleporteur.
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>>174664715
Think he ever gave her the BGC?
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> uzi spread decreased 50%
> while hacked, abilities cooldown timer stops

there she's fixed
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>>174664928
ever looked up the size of a gorilla's penis?
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>>174664715
Oh you know what? I just realized something. The crisis eluded in egypt is probably when this picture >>174661904 was taken.

Picture has to be recent because Reyes has his scars and Ana's outfit might be hinting towards it (blue would stand out in that environment seeing as she's a sniper).
Just a guess but maybe they took a picture when the crisis was averted. Maybe that means we'll actually get to see it.
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>>174665019
>implying Winston wasn't genetically enhanced that way too
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>>174664625
Nah they tend to be Mercy and insert anyone else.
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>>174665078
>that scar guy
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>TANKS

How do they not piss everyone off?

Winston jumps on you, spams shield NOTHING YOU CAN DO, runs away, unless you are a tank or a ninja/tracer

DVA jumps on you/spams matrix/runs away

ALL tanks piss me off.

Just damage sponges with damage mitigation and then bullshit DPS and ults
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>>174665180
The scar guy is Reyes.
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>>174663420
non.
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This game needs more skin swaps.

Would love to see Mei in Widow's bodysuit.
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>>174665179
Not at higher levels unless they're stuck at a last point defense.
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>>174664928
No! Winston knows Lena just doesn't swing that way, and he cares and respects her too much to ever think of her like that!

sadly if he ever would have asked, she would probably be down for it
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>>174665232
>all tanks are bullshit
>orisa and winston are actually underpowered and incredibly easy to kill

If by bullshit you mean "I cant 1v1 Winston as Genji", then yes
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how do we make lucio viable in ranks where people can aim within a 10m radius
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>>174665454
git gud
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>>174663168
Pic related is your average Mercy main.
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>>174665540
I feel like this is a dude with a wig on.
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>>174663978
Ana wasn't with Jack and Gabriel during the Omnic crisis. Her Horus skin description says she was serving with the Egyptian military at the time while the Uprising comic showed that Jack and Gabriel were in the American front. She hasn't been through the thick and thin with Jack like Gabriel has. She has still been through alot with the both of them, but the difference is there
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>>174665641
You think?
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>>174665338
>higher levels

What silver?
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Aïe!
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>>174665765
Wait, you're playing in Bronze?
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>>174665841
Nah copper
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>>174665793
SO reinhardt cant be human right?

Hes fuck huge compared to everyone else. Hes even bigger then winston.
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>>174665540

i want to fuq all the mercy mains then tbqh famalam
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>>174665993
Thats armor you know
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>>174665993
He's like Andre the Giant, only they found a way to keep him alive past 40.
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>>174665993
He's German.
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>>174665993
I always assumed Germany had their own super soldier program. Unless they had a surplus of 7' guys to build a military unit around
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>>174665540
>>174665750
>>174666020
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>>174664715
Wonder when Winston got into field work actually. It must have been not long after Uprising because he was sent to deal with the first Doomfist, which probably isn't a "rookies first job" kinda shot.
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>>174665993
Its his body armour duuuh
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I want to fuck orisa.
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>>174666456
Don't we all
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>>174665993
He's a big guy
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>>174665641
Dudes with wigs > girls.
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>>174666456
HALT
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET WIDOWMAKERS SMOOTH AS SILK ACHIEVEMENT ITS IMPOSSIBLE IN-GAME MECHANICS
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>>174665682
Did you mean they didn't fight in America together? Overwatch was founded to end the omnic crisis. They fought in the war together alongside Reinhardt and Torb, arguably during the most difficult part; the home stretch.

There is nothing to imply that was not any better than the war Jack and Gabe fought on their own home turf. Now could Chu write that in? Sure. But he would have to, 1. spend time telling that story, and 2. come up with a premise that is more dramatic than what we've seen of the omnic crisis so far. And that's to imply it isn't already dramatic as it is. What you mentioned is on track for the emotional connection we're lacking but at the same time, how is that going to be written in. You have to think of which routes are too complex and what are simple enough to digest.
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>>174666094
Actual giants used to exist back in the day
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>>174666646
Jump when you're at the end of your grapple, shoot.
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>>174666646
After hours of trying I got it accidentally after killing a Pharah who bumped me with a rocket.
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>>174666094
Not even Andre's or Jeff Dabe's hands get close to that.
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>>174666442
He probably did some field work alongside doing science shit.
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Post cuties
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>>174666646
Practice jumping in Training and then go into a Widow HS practice custom and practice.
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>>174666442
Probably a bit later. Genji's in his Blackwatch look while when Winston gets his certificate he already got his current look.
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>>174667067
Pharah and Widowmaker are top qts
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>>174667067
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>>174666646
Find low health roadhog in QP(there are a lot)
Grapple up
Press rightclick
You cant miss the headshot, enjoy achievement
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>its a faggot auto locks genji cause he has the skin game
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>>174667426
>I pick Genji
>I don't use anything but the vanilla skin even though I have legendary skins
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>>174667067
Bleu qt

>>174666646
Super easy while attacking Hollywood's first point.
>grapple on tree
>Headshot unsuspecting support while in air
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>>174667426
imagine being a human and having that happen to you
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>>174667067
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>>174667067
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More punished Tracer art
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Is D.Va still competitively strong or is she shit now?
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>>174666646
Sometimes it counts if you jump at the same time as firing a headshot kill
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>>174667628
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hey /owg/, about 2 weeks ago, i decided to take a break from overwatch. i wasnt having fun, i was getting too competitive to the point where id refuse to play with my friends who had lower SRs and blame them for losses when I did play with them. it was like all i cared about was winning, even if we lost in QP or arcade, id get pissed and get off.

since then, ive pretty much stopped playing games all together and instead been spending my time watching people on twitch play games, overwatch and other games.

i miss playing but dont wanna fall back into the same cycle, what should i do?
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>>174667037
There was some guy with xbox limbs as a genetic disorder
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>QP
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>>174667868
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>>174667916
Get a better attitude towards the game in general.
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>>174666668
>With their squad killed, 76 and Reaper have to fend for themselves while trying to escape an Omnic occupied NYC
There's a premise that would cover their unique connection that could be summed up in a 12 page comic. It may be >another fucking comic about 76, but it would show how different their relationship is compared to Ana's. Two soldiers surviving off their wits in a city filled with warmachines will definitely be a more dramatic setting than "oh no, omnic turrorists have taken over a city block!!"
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>there will be an Anubis scenario
>there will be a Talon scenario
>there will be a Titan scenario
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Post your headcanons :3

~~My headcanon is that Genji and Mercy are only "romantically linked to one another" because Chu has self esteem issues, relates a bit too much to r/asianmasculinity, and as a result uses his job to project his deep seated insecurities

Yes, I recognize I'm a retarded autist but I really do want to hear of your headcanons.
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>shit plat dps that are too fucking proud to just take reliable picks and have to snowflake it with ones they can't play
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>our ana makes a conscious decision to nanoboost me as lucio
So this is what it feels like to be Stanky
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>friend has opened 4 legendaries in 2 boxes
>none of them are from the event
>i opened 1 box
>3 event legendaries
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>>174668609
>lying on the internet

here's your (You)
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>>174666531
4 U
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>>174668609
>only really want cadet oxton
>double legendary in a box
>mercy event dupe and el Blanco reaper

Can't be mad I guess
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>>174668430
I always announce I'm doing shit at dps when I'm not gold and ask to switch, but 9/10 the first person to switch is even worse
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>space cadet Oxton
Be patient with her she has autism.
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>>174668609
>>174668824
tfw LITERALLY every legendary I've gotten since the start of the event has been currency
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>>174668415
Is this tumblr?

>>174668450
>get nano boosted by accident one time
>start wall riding and speed boost attacking
>enemy team decides to try and ult me and I activate sound barrier
>I die but my team can wipe them because they wasted their ults on me
It was a weird game.
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>>174667771
she's still pretty strong desu.

You just have to stick with your teammates and have a pocket healer on your ass most of the time
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>>174668954
Thats 500 g a drop how many did you get.
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>>174668450
>Have boosted quite a few Lucios in my Ana career
>never had one end badly

guess Lucio players just need a good excuse to go crazy.
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So how far do you think you'd climb invidually playing
>DPS
>Tank
>Healer
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Are there special prostitutes you can pay to dress up and act like your waifu and fuck them or do I just have to go to conventions and get lucky?
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>>174669018
Dont boost us. What're we gonna do, make you run fast but faster this time?

Use it on one of the DPS.
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>>174667771

She is pretty strong though her ult is shit because everyone just dodges it.

I find she works best when you just get in people's face and get good at using her boost to zoom around the maps and shit.
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what if roadhog grappled himself to you and then pulled himself in?
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>>174669126
i usually do it to keep the healer on the point, defensive nanoboosts are a thing. Especially when the rest of the team is dead.
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>>174669005
7 or 8 over about 30something boxes

I mean if it just continues at that rate I'll just be able to buy all the ones I want, but it kind of takes away from that high when you unbox the thing you wanted. kind of like getting gift cards as presents, you know?
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>>174661698
>soldier76
Neat
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So are event skins seriously just gone forever once they're over?
I want a Mercy witch skin so bad.
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>>174669125
Most cosplayers are like this. Find the ones that are very money orientated ie ask for money to chat on their patreons.
Then just ask politely.
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>>174669087
>>Climbing
>>Individually

Choose one.
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Ok - if a character counters another so hard that they player must swap, then THAT character needs a counter that invalidates it.

Ex. If Hanzo gets jumped on by DVA/Winston, then realistically, that hanzo must switch, he has no chance of doing anything. There then must be a character that invalidates dva and winston, so much so that simply picking that character invalidates both of them and forces them to swap.
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>>174669189
>though her ult is shit because everyone just dodges it.

How could Blizz fix this? I think hiding behind a lamp post to dodge it is pretty bullshit. Also, D.Va ults should only be used when comboing with Zarya or Rein., but she should launch her mech and have Zarya or Rein launch their ults right after instead of vice versa.
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>>174669297
Id take it. Better than getting nothing. At least you can get exactly what you want with gold.
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>>174669358
That one will probably return on Halloween.
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>>174669358
Nobody knows yet until the event rolls back around. Blizzard said at some point that we'll get another chance to get the skins again but all we can do is wait and see.
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>>174669448
Bastion, Reaper, Zarya, and Pig do that job pretty well
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>>174669448
that is exactly what the case is though. Reaper/Roadhog can delete those two easily
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>>174668108
>With their squad killed, 76 and Reaper have to fend for themselves while trying to escape an Omnic occupied NYC

Ok, let's say we go with that. How do we handle the plot holes that opens up?
>an explanation/story showing the omnic crisis during the forming of Overwatch (essentially First Strike) as comparison
>why/how Gabe was not able to form that same emotional bond Jack did (presumably) and/or how he able to go back and forth (being distant and then jumping in to help in relation to the Uprising mission)

And lastly, the biggest one being if that one instance is enough to explain holding on for 20 years? We don't know the whole story. But can we assume the fight was on going for 20 years? Was there on and off points? If that event was enough for Jack to keep going how was it not enough for Gabe to brush off the sting of the promotion?

That's just some of the problems that come up and you have to remember Chu has other stories to tell, like you said:
>another fucking comic about 76
What if there was an explanation for the emotional connection that would only take, at most, 2 panels in a comic to tell? And what if you could put that explanation in a comic that doesn't even need to focus on the big 3, just include them? What if there is a far simpler method? Thus allowing you to go back to other characters and put more focus on them, which I think we can both agree is needed. That route is available.
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>>174663420
My waifu for laifu.
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>>174669467

I'm not sure of a fix. Maybe DVA stays in and can wander chasing the enemy, or slightly lower the detonation time giving less time to flee. Or yeah, some "cover" just doesn't work.

Hell even making it blow through shields would be a step int he right direction alone just because there is so much actual cover it would force people to at least scramble. Maybe even half damage behind a shield, so if Rein Absorbs it it still at least hurts the team.
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>>174667628
>>174667751
>bullying Tracer
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>>174669448
Hanzo has a better chance against Winston than Widow and Mcree.
Mcree is countered the worst by Winston.
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>>174669771
>tfw you will never teach Orisa the concept of love
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live action overwatch porn when?
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>>174669910
UNDERSTAND
UNDERSTAND
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>>174669952
think it already was made
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>>174669783
Widowmaker big game hunter safari skin when?!
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>>174669448
Reaper for Winston
Hog for both
Some way to get around DM too for D.va so maybe a beam weapon or Sombra
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>>174669775
I'm pretty sure they reduced the explosion time way back when they made it to where her explosion doesn't kill her as well.

What if they made it to where you still take damage but depends on the cover? Like out in the open, most heroes are gonna die. If they hide behind the payload or something similar, they'll still take SOME damage. Only way to truly dodge any damage is to hide in a building.
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>>174670168

That could work. Basically the damage is a wall of damage. You can shoot under the payload, so the damage should go under too.
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>>174670019
I'd buy it
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>>174670019
>bullying Winston
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YVAN EHT NIOJ
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>play solo que
>group with a 4 stack
>play dps
>one guy literally screamed at me to change when i said "no"

do you yell at people when you play /vg/? that guy was seriously angry, which seems insane to me.
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>>174670280
While we're on the topic of fixing heroes, they should make Mei's ice block destroyable. Rein, Orisa, Winston all have breakable shields, Zaryas bubbles can be destroyed if enough firepower is put into it, they should do the same for Mei. Still heals her but can be destroyed.
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>>174670401
>imagine if Symmetra had a pretty face
What a wonderful world that would be.
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Why do people find it hard to group up?
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>>174670401
So where's the fucking battleship?
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>>174668430
>be good at dps
>somehow get matched up with groups of dps players
>decide to heal or tank cause I have more variety then them
>they are shit at playing dps
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>>174670568
Her face is alright, the gfx aren't

https://youtu.be/duc73V9gfv0
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>>174669952
C A N O N
A
N
O
N
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>>174670659
Her face is very poor. Its an unattractive indian face stereotype.
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How's that event completion coming along, anon?
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>>174661420
I'm getting around 25 SR per win with Ana.

Any protips with her? i use my sleep darts as much as i can to let my team get free kills, i don't have issues killing pharahs with the scoped rifle and healing the tanks, usually the second healer or mercy beats me for like 1k in total healing, anything else?

Cause i don't think i should damage shields with the rifle to boost the overall damage for sekrit SR gains.
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>>174669783
>>174670379
I want pre match banter where Tracer and Winston stick up for each other when some Talon shitter starts messing with them. So like if Widow or Talon start making fun of Tracer, Winston tells them off and and vice versa.
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>>174670650
Happens every fucking time they instalock DPS and you deside to tank/support, and its like "DUDE IF YOU CAN'T KILL SHIT WHY DO YOU MAIN AND INSTALOCK DPS"
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>they could do a diablo themed pve mission set in a not-Tristram with evil omnics.
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>mfw someone asks "Hey can we have a healer"

>and I go, "Sure, thanks for volunteering"

Be the change you want to see in the world you fucks.
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>Symmettra gets a new ability
>she can create a small hard light health pack
>heals 175 HP
>7 second cooldown
>can set 2 at a time
>last until picked up
>doesn't stack

Yes or No?
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What's Sombras real name?
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>Have now gotten my 4th Blackwatch McCree, but none of the other Legendaries.
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Fuck Genji's E, 1/10 times I use it I still die even though I hear the SOUND PLAYING and just like d.va it's probably something they will never change or even acknowledge
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>>174661768
when the cart unlocks, have a tracer or rein get to the blast doors before the cart gets through the archway to stop bots from spawning during the push. you still have to deal with the or14's and their guards
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>>174671406
Taco slut
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>>174671445
They patched that out.
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>>174671310
No, let a new character be a healthpack dropper.
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>>174670505
Yeah but her ice block isn't meant as a shield. It's meant like Reapers ghost form to regenerate her life. Mei mains just so happen to use it like a shield sometimes.
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>>174671508
so basically Sawbonez from Dirty Bomb?
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>>174671508
I have a better idea a medic tank inspired by a Pinata. When they die they shower the area in random armour shields and health packs as a passive.
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>>174671406

Waifu Prime
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>>174671406
She's mexican so probably Maria
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I just watched a rein gigatilt himself over a Lucio pick on Dorado defense. Apparently you can't play Lucio on defense even with an ana and that's what lost the game not his stopping to rage in chat or the crappy mccree that did nothing.
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>>174671634
I kind of like that idea, but as a ultimate.
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>>174670505
It can be destroyed tho
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>>174671729
>tfw you see tilting niggers pause in game to type up whinging rants
>they are losing the match but too dumb to realise.
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>>174671406

She's mexican, so probably Jennifer
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>>174668887
pretty sure Lena and Winston would always celebrate and unwind after missions together

wonder how much weed it takes to get a gorilla stoned anyways
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>>174671663
It's Maria de la Rosa Antonieta de Guadalupe Ramos Flores Conseca.
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>>174661420
>Current rating: 2499

Guess Ill die
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>>174670726
Forgot pic
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>>174671406
Lauren.
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>>174672041
You didn't forget the pic in the first post.
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>>174672123
It was a joke, roll with it.
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>>174672106
>casual sombra
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>>174671024
>>Tracer swap
>>Has gold elims and objective time

Wat
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>>174672274
Pretty qt.
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>>174670828
Well, if you don't have problems then just keep doing what you do.
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>>174671634
>>174671603
This guy, with one of his abilities being dropping one 150-healing healthpack every 2 seconds with a 2-second duration and his ultimate scattering twelve 300-healing packs in a circle around him.
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>>174672106
>you will never cuddle her on the couch while watching bad mexican soap operas with her
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>most played hero
>your deepest secret
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>>174671842

Too busy having a fucking cry and demanding everyone else play how they want.

I guess that's what happens when you grow up an only child.
>>
>Comp game
>Join voice chat
>Instantly bombarded with "AY DOG WORD SENPAI LETS DO DIS SHIT"
>The guy is so obviously white it hurts
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>>174672520
Y u hate doh breh
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>>174672475
She's latin american so she probably only watches The Simpsons and Dragon Ball.
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>grandmaster smurfs talk shit
>lose anyway
>yell at team
topkek
>>
LUCHADOR HERO WHEN?
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>>174663049
>plays a team game
>complains about teammwork being necessary to win
Off yourself oldfag
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>someone un-ironically picks junkrat in overtime on defense
>this same person was Zarya on both Attack and Defense
>keeps running in and ulting on Point B on attack by themselves
>call them out on it, they dont listen
>we are defending point B , ONLY Zarya runs out of the temple into their team
>call them out on it, they dont listen
>overtime
>"Ana stop fucking complaining you are so bad shut the fuck up"
"I'm literally telling you how not to be a fucking retard do you not understand that you are feeding them ult and killing yourself and wasting your ults for no fucking reason"
>"i dont listen to you youre a fucking whining bitch you dont even heal us get better aim"

HOW

HOW ARE THESE PEOPLE ALLOWED TO FUCKING PLAY THIS GAME

HOW

HOW EXACTLY DID THIS PERSON EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW TO BUY THE GAME. HOW DO THEY FUNCTION IN REAL LIFE. THEY KEEP DOING THE WRONG THING AND DYING AND THEY DO NOT LEARN. WHAT THE FUCK.

I LITERALLY CANNOT DO ANYTHING AGAINST THESE PEOPLE

ITS REDICULOUS

AT LEAST IM ONLY LOSING 5 SR A GAME IN SOLOQ

this is literally my face when and im glad other people are using my hanzo oc
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>3 min QP queue on a friday night
dead game
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>>174672495
>D.va
>I'm Israeli and Jewish
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>>174672764
Pie in thw sky?
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I'm finally getting a new monitor after years, it's a 144hz, will it help me in any way?
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>>174672658
>>Doomfist is actually a Mexican wrestler
>>Drinks hot sauce to heal
>>Picks other heroes up, boosts in the the air with rocket boots and piledrives them into the ground
>>Still voiced by Terry Crews
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>>174672041
Better canon.
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>>174671729
theres zero penalty for throwing and reporting dont work at all unless somone is cheating only then blizzard acts
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>>174672764
I cant wait till they add a israeli hero. The shitstorm would be glorious.
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>>174672857
In a game with wonky hitboxes and latency issues? No. You don't need more than 60 FPS.
>>
why did they even buff 76 and Sym who thought ''boy I wish these two were more powerful then they should be''
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>>174672928
Krav Maga hero? I just want more melee heroes :(
>>
>attack Torb diligently waddles through the choke and gets head shot instantly
>15 times in a row

I legitimately hate this character
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>>174673023
Jewjitsu hero
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>>174672928
Actually, that'd be really cool. The israelis are guaranteed to have gotten up to some crazy shit in the overwatch universe.
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>>174672928
>they hard counter ana/pharah
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>>174673108
They should just make one inspired by that famous tank they have
>>
I fucking hate how whenever I don't go healer my team loses
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>>174662084
Kaboom.
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>>174673108
Hear me out guys. This is a good idea, I promise.

>Bagel boomerang gun primary fire
>You can control the arc of your primary fire
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>>174672928
>Ilan the settler
>M1: deagle
>Shift: Settle - makes point capture and payload go faster
>Q: call on caterpillar bulldozer
>>
https://discord.gg/dhhG67a
need more people for competitive
closing in on gm
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>>174672495
Zarya and D. Va
I actually quite enjoy this game
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>>174673390
is this a trick?
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>trying to grind XP
>get triggered by every micro fuckup from teammates
>end up winning anyways
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>>174672495
>pharah
>I'm gay
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>>174672495
Zenyatta
I'm a lolicon
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Tell me about them.
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>>174672898
But what if we can have both?
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>>174674042
Then this one will still be better.
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>blizzard
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>>174672606
>sombra programs Mugen characters named 'Dark Vegeta EX ultra'
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Good night
>>
I really wish there was an ingame map, I'd enjoy playing tanks if I didn't have to turn around to see who's behind me all the time
>>
I hope that one day we will get a buff to Torb that will make him sleeper op
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>doing the daily comp match
>HanaSong on my team
>GM
>exactly 15 hours of D.va on every season
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>>174674314
Have a good sleep.
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>>174674337
I'd like the little HUD element that's in the event, so I can see everyone's health without having to go behind a wall to see their outline
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>>174672495
Zenyatta
I once was responsible for the death of a man by one degree of separation
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>>174674140
Yet both have the same flavor of angst anon.
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>>174674162
how can a diamond queue with a gold? isn't sr limit 500 for diamond?
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Does Orb of Destruction still do 46 a pop?
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>>174673847
>Embrace Pedophilia
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Arrrrrr.....................matey
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>check silver border's profile
>"oh sweet, they're GM!"
>check hero stats
>mains are Mercy and Ana
Rank is meaningless in this game.
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>>174674510
1k limit for diamond and 500 limit for masters and above
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>>174674449
Ones a loving marriage between a man and a wife that persists past the grave.

The other is a gay secret romance between coworkers who now hate eachother.
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>>174674637
Ana is a worthless hero?
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decayed from 3995 to 3000

what's even the point anymore?
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>>174674637
>ana is a worthless main

dude kek how new are you?
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>>174674862
>>174674889
Its the Icantplaythisherosonoonecan syndrome
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>>174674760
>Ones a loving marriage between a man and a wife
It's still to early to pop that one out yet anon. I mean I don't doubt it but, I don't think the Talon brainwashing is going to be the only factor.

>The other is a gay secret romance
If it happens it ain't going to be that much of a secret.
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>>174674884
what the fuck, how.

HOW.

I've never dropped more than 400sr and that's was with my leech gf Mercy main that is literally bad with every other hero, when the losing streak was a thing
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>>174672495
Junkrat
I feel like my life has little meaning, if any, and I'm doomed to fail just about everything I try to make things better.
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So how is everyone liking Uprising?
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>>174674862
>>174674889
>support mains should be praised for letting their team do 80% of the work
next you'll tell me if it was Lucio instead of Ana then it'd be equally noteworthy
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>>174675108
Fun for about 4 hours? trying every difficulty and both modes.
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so how should I derank tonight?

battle mercy?
hammer torb?

any fresh ideas?
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>>174675078
Are you me?
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>>174675108
I like it! It's nice to have an event that isn't themed around a holiday, and the brawl is pretty fun!
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>>174675031
I think its safe to say that Amélie loved him. 7 years later she takes the huge risk of visiting his grave and leaving a rose.

Also it must be at least a bit hidden. At least from the public. The Fading Glory article would of mentioned it then.
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>>174675175
Go Ana, but only use your sleep dart
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>>174675108
It was fun for the first few days I haven't touched it since getting the achievements
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Post pictures.
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>>174675108
dont really like it. only useful for grinding boxes easy way with bastion on easy mode and some talkshow running in background
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>>174675317
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>>174675108
Its fun, but my friends and I are struggling on expert (the main mode, not all heroes)
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>>174675143
>team game
>one support does 20% of the work
>5 players do 80%
>rest of the players doing 16% each

So the support does more than the other players? Is that your point?

kek, ana is one of the best heroes in the game how fucking new are you if you think she is worthless.
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>>174672495
For season 4, Winston
I accidentally killed my sister's cat by feeding it chocolates
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>>174675184
I don't think so, anon. If it helps, think of it this way - you've gotten this far. Maybe you just haven't found what you want to do yet, but you won't do that just by sitting around festering. Nothing to to but try, right?
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>>174675108
Pretty fun. Been playing it consistently for the legendary achievement. Sometimes I just play hard to relax and blast bots with friends.

As a lorefag I also like all the dialogue, skins are pretty nice as well.
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>>174675369
please quote me where i said she was worthless
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>>174675317
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>>174675561
if thats not what youre >imblyingg then ok
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>>174675261
Yeah, that's what I mean. It wasn't really "hidden" because the simple explanation is that Gabe wasn't really in the public eye at all. He worked clean up detail and black ops. He wasn't on posters and speaking at podiums like Jack. The public probably didn't even really know Gabe existed until the UN hearings went public.

>she takes the huge risk of visiting his grave
Well I think her shtick is that she's good at staying unnoticed and sort of appearing and disappearing without really being "noticed". So, was it really THAT big of a risk? I wonder. Also yeah, they loved each other no doubt about that. But, is it possible the brainwashing was successful because it nagged on her probable insecurities about the relationship? That seems like a likely angle.
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Remember to keep reporting the soldier and reaper spammer
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>>174675763
all i said was that rank was meaningless because it doesn't account for one tricks.
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>>174661698
Hana Song
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>>174675769
It's still something she shouldnt do, and I imagine Talon often watches her.

>But, is it possible the brainwashing was successful because it nagged on her probable insecurities about the relationship?

It's mentioned that they completely suppressed her personality. Less "pre-existing characteristics amplified" and more "completely new person". Kinda the opposite of Reaper who after being changed just became even edgier.
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>>174671406
Melania.
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>>174672495
>Reinhardt
I have crippling depression
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>>174676129
>It's still something she shouldnt do, and I imagine Talon often watches her.
Hard to watch what you can't find. The brainwashing might have Talon thinking they have her under complete control when obviously they don't.

>It's mentioned that they completely suppressed her personality.
But remember her bio states she came back to Gerard incomplete. The process that took away her characteristics and made her a "new" person didn't happen until after she killed him.
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>>174676314
Wrong. The only thing they did after Gérard died was make her blue.

> Talon operatives kidnapped her and subjected her to an intense program of neural reconditioning. They broke her will, suppressed her personality, and reprogrammed her as a sleeper agent. She was eventually found by Overwatch agents, apparently none the worse for wear, and returned to her normal life. Two weeks later she killed Gérard in his sleep. Her mission complete, Amélie returned to Talon, and they completed the process of turning her into a living weapon. She was given extensive training in the covert arts, and then her physiology was altered.
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>Open beta
>Play nothing but Reaper

>Current present day
>Play nothing but Reaper
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>>174676503
Ah ok then you are right. But it still begs the question, how was some of personality able to survive? I suppose we'll find out.
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>>174661698
>forced
... by my irresistible charm?
Otherwise that's fucked up.
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>>Playing tracer
>>Flanking other team
>>Bully healers, using ult to wipe tanks at opportune moments
>>Do my job great, we lose the round anyway
>>"TRACER SWAP WTF YOU'RE NOT EVEN DOING ANYTHING"
>>Gold elims
>>Gold objective time

Fuck this games shitty community.
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>>174676503
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>>174661698
Y-yes mistress
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post the best song to listen to while playing your main.

>76 main
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64
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>>174677061
Winston.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B6FkBqkZ1g
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>>174677061
>Pharah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV_5dXjygEU
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>>174677061
>tfw can't listen to music because I want to hear the game
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>>174677061
Lucio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9CuaJZpxK0
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>>174677061

>sombra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTq6pdbtwTA
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>>174677061
>Tracer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
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>>174677061
I like to find the most obnoxious dubstep I can when playing memecio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzDiJ_5xJWw
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>>174677061
Widow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EFjr4blg-A
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>>174677061

Lucio best music
If you're not listening to this you're fucking up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
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>>174677061
>Sombra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj47Zs0vytQ
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>>174677570
nailed it
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>>174677727
Excuse me this is the ONLY correct music for lucio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSZIej-ZraE
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>>174677727
Are you me?
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>>174677391
This fits her so well.
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>>174675108
initially i thought it was interesting buy maybe the payload defense could have been shortened, now i hate the mode and i just want to be done with all the achievements
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>>174669952
I already found a porn star who looks just like Pharah.
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Reaper

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0
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>>174677882
no no if anything you're me
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>>174677061
Every game I'm always, always fighting against the memes that I am burdened to carry. Although really, I tend to flex.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuSSXOQ-1bI
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>>174677061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFa1-kciCb4
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>hitting a big EMP and teleporting away
>"Team Kill"
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>>174677061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzC4hFK5P3g

>DvA
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This is the REAL lucio song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkXQgO-4ToY
Prove me wrong, OH WAIT YOU CAN'T.
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>>174677061
Pretty fitting tbqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuQ92vm8Wuo
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>>174678014
link?
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>>174678276
You would. Ugh, that is so typical.
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god DAMN the team balancing is garbage in this game, I love reporting the shit out of team stackers
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Reaper

https://soundcloud.com/thejakster/i_have_an_exam_tomorrowwav
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currently outhealing a lucio as zen on control center....he gets mad so i dont want to say anything
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zero credits but worth it
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>>174678578
How many Transcendences have you done?
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>>174678578
The lucio is probably going for kills and new lucio means you can't do that without going silver heals regardless of who the other healer is
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>>174678578
Some lucios are shit. Whaddya gonna do?
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>>174676716
Well I wager the brainwashing isnt like amnesia but a compulsion to follow orders and re-arranged priorities.

I wager she still has all of her memories from before but it's like feeling hungry and wanting to eat, even if your conscious goal is to stay trim. You FEEL the need to do it.

That's what most brainwashing is in real life anyways.
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>>174678498
That really is perfect.
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>>174676314
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>be lucio
>on point
>team dies
>overtime
how do you dodge bullets like radical larry?
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>>174678578
i ended with 10k healing, no idea what he had, he was jumping around and wall riding around the top of the map.

only had maybe 2 good ults
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>>174678458
this is gonna be great. queued right now.
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>>174678896
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>>174678769
In a sci-fi universe they could go with a lot of different angles though. It could be like a split personality disorder.

Though I imagine if they ever show her being rescued and the night she kills Gerard, in a cinematic, comic, or otherwise the situation will play out this way.
Talon finishes the brainwashing and then simply releases her. She plants herself in a location where he's easily found and pretends to be rescued. From there she puts on an act for Gerard while being cruel and emotionless to others. Something I'm sure Ana will pick up on. And the rest is history.
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>>174678896
>you will never eat burgers with mcree or jack
why live
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>>174679004
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>>174678896
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>>174679068
Well one line in particular makes me think it was more akin to rearranging her priorities and inclinations and the like. More conditioning than brain-washing.

First, she has her memories of her time as Amelie, which suggests it's not the typical "Two people, one body" brainwashing we see in a lot of media.

Secondly, she specifically tells Ana to fuck off and that she (Ana) didn't know anything about Gerard, suggesting that Blackwidow does. If BW only existed after that initial kidnapping, I hardly think the two weeks she spent with Gerard would be enough to endear her to him (but who knows)

That's just what the tiny bit of voice lines gave me personally

>>174679104
I wish we could have a sort of lobby space where we can see our favorite heroes hanging out
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>Diamond
>2 guys instalocked genji and soldier
>Doing well but we notice our DPS are slacking
>First round done
>Dps didn't do jackshit
>Check profile
>Total soldier hours: 3
>The other genji isn't even his 5th most played hero

We still managed to win but holy fuck that was hard carry, useless shitters.
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>>174679207
>Gabe is mad he doesn't have a healer waifu, all he has is NotCaptainAmerica.

The healing zone just isn't enough compared to some good ole-fashioned TLC
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>>174679420
The nice thing about Jack is that he's less Steve Rogers and more like Big Boss, the kid friendly version. If he was more like Captain America I probably wouldn't enjoy his character as much as I do.

And I image in the early years the 3 of them were a cheeky trio with Jack missing out on a lot of the fun because of his responsibilities.
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>>174679420
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>>174679303
The way I see it she is still Amélie just with no emotions and a new personality. Incredibly changed but ultimately still the same person with the same memories and such.
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I CAN BOOP PEOPLE SO EASILY NOW
AND NOW I GO EVEN FASTER SOMEONE TRY AND FUCKING STOP ME I CAN'T STOP
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>>174678604
Is this actually canon? Genji was in Blackwatch and that was his first biomechanical augmentation before he received the version he has now?
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>>174679534
So he's more like how Venom Snake actually was rather than how Naked Snake actually was?
Interesting.

That picture gets me all nostalgic to this diner in NYC, in Soho. I should take my coding/gym buddies out there sometime.

Really good...Eggs benedict, nothing fancy but all the ingredients and just the right ratios.

Shakes...
>>174679571
Ye, I feel the same.
Evidently there are still some emotions in there...either she's due for a 'check up' or she might break out in an event at some point.

That'd be kinda cool...a "reborn" widowmaker skin with all new voice lines and shit.
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Anybody have log in issues? Suddenly I can't play wtf
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>>174679631
Ye
He was originally picked up by Overwatch when they found him after his fight with Hanzo, Mercy was the one that saved his life and gave him his body and so he stuck around with Overwatch for whatever they asked of him until they got disbanded.

Then he wandered and found Zenny
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>>174679725
I wish. A few skins in heroes of the storm have entirely changed set of voicelines and such. But i guess they have less voicelines to change in that game.
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>>174668415
In the future where nanobots and genetic therapy exist, women can get each other pregnant. Men are literally obsolete
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>>174679813
I know about all that, I was asking if him being in Blackwatch at some point and if that was Version 1 of his cyborg body, which it does seem like considering it's a bit bulkier and has those tubes everywhere.
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>>174679546
Lower panel needs adult pharah getting a teamkill off in the distance
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>>174679817
Never know. We get some off-hand voice lines here and there for new skins as is.

That's what I wish we got more of with the legendary skins...unique ability aesthetics and voice lines
Like I wish the legendary skins for Zenny changed the image of his halo on his ult
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>>174678604
Just got this in a loot box, first skin of the event. I don't even play Genji.
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>>174679957
I wonder if Pharah ever figured out that McCree wanted to marry her mom
>Your mom is so cool, Pharah.
>Did your mom mention me Pharah?
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>>174672495
Lucio

I can get past Sad Panda
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>tfw you drop the beat and get all your teammates to get the sound-barrier
best feeling desu
>>
what is the fastest way to farm exp?
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>>174679571
A new personality isn't really enough for motive. Being reconditioned into killing your husband would mean you have to see him as a different person. Some angles I would look into are:

>split personality disorder
>edited memories
>technology (like bio engineering her brain and reprogramming it by force)
>double think
>warped perception of reality (thinks she is conducting actions for reasons and peoples that don't exist)
>motive (she isn't brainwashed she is just being forced with some sort of incentive and outside parties only believe she was brainwashed)

All of those could work but I see the split personality disorder to be the best explanation for the way she is now.
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>>174679813
Mercy didn't give him the body though.
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>>174679957
>not Pharah being visibly jealous and trying to get McCree's attention
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>>174679725
>So he's more like how Venom Snake actually was rather than how Naked Snake actually was?

No more like if Snake joined the patriots and never had any incentive to leave so he became the leader and severely disillusioned until he snaps and embraces who he is, a soldier. Which is what happened in metal gear except BB left within 2 years and Jack stayed on for 20 years.
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>>174679207
And this is how McCree and Genji shifted to the Overwatch division and didn't get involved with Reyes's coup.
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>>174680286
Well her new personality is completely loyal to Talon and her husband was an enemy of talon.
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>>174661676
>thinking sombra values friendship
>debut cinematic has her casually referring to blackmail as "having a friend"

b o o p
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>>174680569
Anon, she really does.
>>174662332
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>>174680569
It's the closest thing to a friend she has ever had. Wouldn't be surprised if she blackmailed Katya to hang out with her
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How do I stop getting stuck on healer every match? I'm bad at it and I don't like doing it, but when our team comp is 4 DPS and 2 tanks I'm afraid that nobody else will switch.
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>>174662397
If you nerf pharah first
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Why can't Blizzard get people who aren't completely shit at drawing to do their comics? This is unacceptable, especially given they release a comic every three months.
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>>174680845
Because comics don't make money so why not give it to some intern.
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>>174680450
Je vois
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>>174680295
>Genji isn't Mercy's quietly sadistic, fucked-up science project
Laaaaame.
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>>174680565
But that conflicts with her memories so she wouldn't be able to do it. You have an issue where she was probably trying to kill herself.

Though now that I think about it that's a likely angle too. She was so conflicted and in turmoil she planned to take her own life. To save her, Gerard let himself be killed. Or even, killed himself, leaving her to be able to join Talon and perhaps plot her revenge.
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>>174680743
>Vhat are we doing here, I thought you wanted to meet at this rrrestaurant to exchange information
>Oh, yah...so, what's your favorite band?

I don't know how to type accents
>>174680295
>>174680668
>Genji didn't just get a normal rez because there weren't 4 other dead people next to him
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>>174680770
>nerf pharah
What if you were to fuck off with such shitty ideas, and then follow it up with getting good?
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>>174680845
The comics are clearly rushed to all hell. If you draw comics for a living you can tell. Errors, pacing, staging of the characters, it's all slapped together in what I'd guess 2 weeks or less? Maybe even days if they cranked it out for a few hours at a time.
Not all comics look like this though. Reflections and Uprising are the biggest culprits though.
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https://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/Sakuya-11755

Rate my Ana /owg/
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>>174677061
Genji.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KZlggHqU7M
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>>174681076
Depends, how often do you chastise and mentor McCrees on your team?
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>>174680927
Not her science project but you can bet your balls she asked the cyberneticists to give Genji a sweet ass when they gave him his current prosthetics.
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>tfw you get gold elims, objective kills and objective time but you don't win the match

My Tracer play is never less appreciated than this.
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>>174680450
Which means Gabe is Jack's Ocelot.
And it fits disturbingly well

Neat

Ana is more like the Boss though. Eva doesn't really fit in anywhere. Unless Ana kind of a merger between the two, or maybe like a Boss that never died and meets Jack during the patriots instead of Virtuous.
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>>174681034
I don't have any issues with Pharah, but that's my answer if anyone wants to ge Soldier 76 nerfed.
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>>174681269
That implies people can't just play Roadhog to counter Pharah instead
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>>174680751
Become a lucio main, learn to skate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qytdp4obq9g

Although now lucio has short range, the key is in picking the moments to go off and kill somebody, generally when your team isn't going to need much help at the end of an engagement rather then the start
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>>174672495
>hog
>I'm not fat
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>>174680751
Zenyatta is the closest to DPS. Even if you can't hit shit your Discord Orb will be a good test if your team really sucks.
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>>174681319
>Using road to counter Pharah

I mean... yeah, sometimes you can oneshot her, pull her off the roof and shit, but if its one of those annoying long range Pharahs he's not going to do shit.
And that us every Pharah ever at high platinum and higher.
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>>174681059
Going Legit is pretty bad too. Which makes sense, since it's by the same artist who did Uprising.
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>>174681471
Isn't an annoying long range Pharah just... annoying?
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>>174681498
Going legit didn't look nearly as rushed though.
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>>174681269
>if anyone wants to ge Soldier 76 nerfed.
Only sub-diamond scrubs want that. Since his buff, Soldier has been very strong and never a bad pick, but he's not oppressive. He cannot oneshot anyone, he has no i-win-buttons, and unless he ults, he has to aim to do any damage at all.
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>>174681558
Yeh, very annoying
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>>174669910
>>174669771
>>174663420
ORISA IS MINE
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It's been 160 days since our last animated short. The longest we have ever gone.
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>>174681076
>No replies
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>>174681697
Orisa is too good for us
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Explain this.
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>>174681573
True. Maybe the artist is just shit, I don't know.
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>>174681783
She ain't good enough for the game lmao.
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>>174681872
That's not her fault, it's Blizzard's
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>>174681832
Absolute nihilism
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>>174681841
He's bad with expressions but everything else is decent when he isn't being rushed. His facial expressions range from, awkward and muddy to dark soulless eyes in a permanent scowl.
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>>174681076
Use scope more

Use more offensive grenades

Get more offensive assists to build ult faster
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>>174681576
>he has no i-win-buttons

His Ultimate, which is an official aimbot for people who are shit at aiming.
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>>174681832
Trigonometry major
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>>174681739
Even Blizzard realized that wasting thousands of 3d "artist" work hours when they could be making new maps or event skins is bad business. Did anyone ever buy the game because of an animated short? No.
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heres how you know to disconnect a game during setup

>duo
>instalocking hanzo/mercy/junkrat/widowmaker
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>>174681969
I think I'm just not a fan of the watercolor style. The whole thing just looks blurry and ugly.
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>>174682072
>he doesn't realize blizzard has an entire building dedicated to making animated shorts for all their games
>its like the video game version of pixar when all they do is story boarding and animation
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Reminder-

Orisa's delicious vagina and anal cavity both have a series of pulsating rings that massage your cock as you fuck her.
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>>174682328
Reminder that you must marry her before doing so
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>>174681970
Okay danka, i usually reserve the grenade for a quick teammate save, i do unscoped shots to heal tanks, scoped if i have a phara/genji/winston or someone who's really afar, also my scoped aim isnt perfect because im usually hunting down enemy pharahs, thanks for the recommendations.
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>>174682328
Reminder. Orisa is hard cold metal and you would acheive the same stimulation as fucking a spyglass. Also she was made by a 7 year old.
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>>174682328
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>>174682404
>Implying a machine that outputs that level of energy wouldn't be warm to the touch
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>>174682328
Reminder that you are a disgusting pig and the likes of you make le 4chins an horrible place
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>>174682470
Still made by a 7 year old.
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The car ride might actually end this month. Exciting.
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>>174661420
>Tfw overbuff says my best heroes are Phara/Rein/Soldier
>Tfw too insecure and afraid to make a crucial mistake with Rein
>Tfw since my rank promotion Pharah is hit or miss depending if the enemy team has god tier hitscan mains.
>Tfw my soldier is total shit against a Pharah that is spamming rockets from the other side of the skybox and the team shits on me if i don't kill her quick.

I'm fucking done
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>>174681697
Excuse you, but Orisa is my waifu girlfriend, and we're not in a polygamist relationship.
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>play Zenny
>+40 SR
>every other support
>+25 SR
either i'm a god at Zenny or i suck at every other support
it's stat padding isn't it
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>>174682258
And all they do is waste their parent company's money.
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>>174682882
>Support
>+40 SR

WHAT THE FUCK i always get 25 as supports, tell me your secrets
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>doing my placements
>2 heal 2 tank meta

Why

WHY CANT I PLAY WHAT I WANT FUCK YOU
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>>174682942
i'm just gonna say this
if you think you're playing your heart out and you get 25 SR
you're not
besides that, i guess Zenny doesn't get much play time like other supports, so that might help a bit
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I can't rein for shit cause everyone just shoots the shield, how do I play zarya well enough to play in comp or should I start learning hog instead
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Guys I'm having fun playing sombra, is that wrong? Am I bad for playing her? I always here people say she's bad.
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Will Roadhog ever get a good skin?
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>>174683427
a better question; will he ever get a bad one?
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>>174683638

>strained breathing
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>>174682989
>Genji/Hanzo main fags crying this hard.
How very low energy of you, Jeb.
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>>174668415
this is my headcanon now.

it makes too much sense
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>>174669125
>not finding a qt cospl-

AAactually I've met cosplayer girls, they're all fucked in the brain.
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>>174669448
or you could just not play hanzo you weaboo
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>that overly satisfying BRRRRRRRRRRRRR when nanoboosting a Bastion
Guys when will Bastion be viable
I want to see more Bastions
Bastion is the most honest hero of the game
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>>174684204
rewind back to the start of the season
shit was crzy
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>>174684038
So you're a retarded autist like OP as well?
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>>174671428
at least you get a plump 1500 gold every time you get a legendary!

r-right, jeff..?
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>game disconnects me from server
>restart game
>couldnt have been more than 1½ minute off game
>YOU`RE SUSPENDED 10 MINUTES FOR LEAVING GAME
FUCK YOU BLIZZARD
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>>174672262
i can't tell if being so transparently not-from-this-website is a part of your shtick. do you list being a lesbian as one of your three personality traits?
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Gib OverwatchTM
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>>174661698
no complaints
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>>174683427

Never
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They really need to change mccree his whole kit so shit compared to solider who does everything better then him.
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>on a losing streak for a week
I'm thinking of streaming my games because no one would believe this bullshit.
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So, /owg/, hold to Crossfade or nah?
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>>174684540
You get the fifth of the price on normal skins, 200 not 500. So for 3000 it should have been 600.
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What is best way to stop using wrists to aim? Bought new mouse and 500x450 mousepad, but looks like it will take a lot of time to get used to low-sens
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>>174685039
If possible, move your mousepad, mouse and keyboard further on the table from you. This forces you to lean forward and your wrist wont be on the front edge of the table and mat
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>>174682938
You think the dudes working on their animation division only get paid when they are actually making animations?
Not having them working all the time is what's an actual waste of time.
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>>174675261
I don't get it though, if she's still brainwashed, how come she still cares?

She was either
>Brainwashed completely to be loyal to Talon, so why is she visiting her husband's grave

or

>Brainwashed to kill her husband, so why is she still in Talon?
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aaahhh why does it take so long to lvl up, sick of QP.
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>>174685156
My table isn't very big, but ok i'll try it
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>Ana, a former Overwatch member, has an Overwatch skin
>Genji, a former Blackwatch member, has a Blackwatch skin
>McCree, a former Blackwatch member, has a Blackwatch skin
>Mercy, a former Overwatch member, has an Overwatch skin
>Reaper, a former Blackwatch member, has a Blackwatch skin
>Reinhardt, a former Overwatch member, has an Overwatch skin
>Soldier 76, a former Overwatch member, has an Overwatch skin
>Torbjorn, a former Overwatch member, has an Overwatch skin
>Tracer, a former Overwatch member, has an Overwatch skin
>Winston, a former Overwatch member, DOES NOT have an Overwatch skin
Why is this?
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>>174685272
His undersea skin has an Overwatch logo on it
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>tfw placed silver

Well I can probably climb from here. I didn't play any season before this

I went 7/3 in placements
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>mfw Tumblr dumbs don't understand Widowmakers brainwashing.
She is a Pavlov's dog experiment, she is brainwashed to kill on command. Thats why she says lines like i'm ready to kill, the enemies of Talon will be eliminated.
So when she was ordered to kill Gerad she had to do it.

Thats the extent of her brainwashing kill on command and Talon devotee.
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>>174684810
I do. I wouldn't often get mixed up on which mode I was in when it was toggle, but just once can be enough to ruin a game if you end up dieing because of it. I have yet to forget what song is playing in the middle of a battle since switching to hold to crossfade
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How good do i need to be to carry games and get to Master as junkrat? its getting incredibly hard when people purposely throw and talk shit the whole game just because im playing junkrat.

I see Chro play, and i don't think as far as technical skill hes that much better than i am, so what am I doing wrong?
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>>174685328
Every other Overwatch themed skin is blue, and Blackwatch is black. It doesn't have the same effect when It's literally the only one that is orange.
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>>174685565
Well he's also the only one who is a Gorilla
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>>174685272
It seems like Winston's uniform is just his modified space suit
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>>174684605
Lesbians aren't fujoshits, they go to /u/ instead.
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>>174685601
I suppose there was Overwatch, Blackwatch, and then the Winston division
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>>174685753
Every lesbian I know is also a raging fujo.
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Is it just me or is there a certain tension when playing as Rein against an enemy Orisa and vice-versa that you simply don't get with other tanks?

I play both daily and I can never shake this sudden adversarial feeling towards the other that I haven't felt since Overwatch was new and young buck Reinhardts were squaring up against one another, trying to find a point of weakness to break their line.
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>>174685828
>tfw you will never ride Orisa's sexy ass
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>>174674637
>Rank is meaningless in this game.

anontryingtocopewithbeingstuckin2k.avi
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>Can you play Monkey
>Monkey's on me
>They haven Money
GODDAMMIT GORILLAS ARE APES
A P E S
P
E
S

Ir really is annoying though
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>>174674637
>have silver border
>people think I'm some god and will carry
>they let me pick anyone
>actually a shitter just play a lot
>get hate messages after a defeat
I blame society ho tells people they can be anyone if they try enough.
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>>174685983
>Harambe on the flank!
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>get spawn camped because people keep leaving and the people who stay are hanzo/genji/widow
>"gg"
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Infrequent reminder that if you blame a majority of your losses on your team then the problem is you.
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>>174686051
Those kinds of people get an immediate mute from me
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>>174686209
What if a majority of losses are because half your team insta-locked Widow/Hanzo/Genji
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>>174685983
>is annoyin
Is there a difference thou?
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>>174686271
>I have to assume this hero is playing the worst because Blizzard is too retarded put a proper scoreboard in the game

Good job Blizz that really stopped people from being toxic.
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>>174686305
Just sounds dumb
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>>174686209
So if say your entire team decides to rp at spawn its your fault?
Anon git gud.
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>>174668824
>Want Blackwatch McCree
>Two boxes in a row have a Genji lego
>First Blackwatch then Bedouin (new)
>These are the only legos I've gotten out of the event
Its a strange feeling
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WHY, WHY CANT I FIND PEOPLE WHO DONT THROW ON LEGENDARY THERES NO WAY IM GETTING THIS ASISINE ACHIVEMENT
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>>174686443
>I said a majority of losses
>still don't apply the same logic of shit like this happening to the other team

Really razzles my dazzles.
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>Pick Zarya
>Never bubble or waste it on when nobody is getting hit
>Never uses ult to combo with others

I hate having this dyke on my team more then facing her.
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Can someone edit this?
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>plat McCree sucks dick all game and then goes to perfect tracking and flicking in the last 30 seconds
banwave when? don't care that it's just QP, fucking ban those fucks.
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>>174686687
just get the achievement next time the event happens
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>>174686762
Anon consider the following: you are an idiot.
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>>174686687
I really wanted to get the halloween achievements and spend an entire night beating it on hardest difficulty with randoms, but I give 0 fucks about the uprising event desu. Haven't even beaten it on expert yet because some random plat always fucks up.
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>>174686380
>what's a killfeed
I don't even notice that I have a widow on my team sometimes.
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>>174687290
I think part of the problem is just that while ilm all for longer content, it just seems way too long for what it should be, and so much time needs to be invested that dying at payload or even Orissa stage if you get that far is a colossal waste of time, it doesn't help that the ai has massive mood swings between whiffing you and then being an aimbot shooting you from 10 different directions
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I'm done with this game. Why do retarded cunts have to ruin absolutely everything? Can't play a fucking competetive without atleast 2 FUFCKING NIGGRER CUNTS DELIBERATELY FUCKING THROWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING HOLY FUCKING SHIIIIIIt
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>>174687290
Junkenstein was shorter and more fun with the cut scenes and narration, even when playing it for the 100th time.
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>Entire team is dps that's easily countered by monkey dick
>Forced to pick a healer or tank

I am really getting sick of these one sided games. Some part of me wishes blizz would put in a dps limit so you can't go full retard.
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>>174686687
>finally get good draft in Legendary
>Bastion fucks it up by using his ult

Yes, let's leave the safety of a shield with higher DPS to move around into dangers with a weaker weapon!
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Question about SR in comp

If I use Symmetra for defense and hit my on fire, then switch to Tracer for offense, but don't go on fire, does that mean I won't get the max amount of points? Does it matter each round?
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>>174687664
>junkenstein was more fun with the shit that wasted a bunch of your time
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>>174686687
What do you even get for beating it on Legendary?

A shitty spray and achievement?
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>>174686687
>About to beat the game mode
>Rein drops his shield in front of the bastion

Every fucking time they do this shit.
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>>174688095
Pretty sure score per time is what counts, otherwise people in longer games would get more SR arbitrarily
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>>174688117
>not trying to get into the 3 second cut scenes
why do you hate fun?
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>>174688041
people have been asking for the ability to queue roles and party search since like closed beta
blizzard doesnt give a shit
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>>174688232
because it's a stupid idea
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Koreeha
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how'd I do?

in diamond btw
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Why are people so toxic to Torb players. He's good you idiots.
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>>174688376
Memes
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>>174688319
>Because it's a stupid idea.

Only if you're a Hanzo/Widow/Genji main. :^)
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>>174688319
Not everyone wants to go full retard. If they did add it it would just be another mode that you can choose instead of being stuck with no option.
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>>174688423
the opposite is true you drooling ape, you're supposed to be flexible in this game and one tricks deserve to lose.
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Salut
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>>174688474
Every game needs healers and tanks friendo, it said to queue roles not particular heroes.

How about you work on that reading comprehension, eh?
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>>174661698
>Mercy

Not bad.
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>>174688474
Except the majority of people will not be flexible and will do everything in their power to make sure it fucks you over.
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>buy 50 boxes
>get 3 torb legendary duplicates
>literally no other uprising legendary

Fucking rigged.
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>>174688504
I read 'slut'.
Reminder to not be rude with Amélie.
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>>174688553
>Queue for DPS
>Get Sombra
>Queue for Tank
>Get Roadhog
>Queue for Healer
>Get Zenyatta
Eat shit, it's a stupid idea and you know it. Learn to be flexible.
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>>174688423
>>174688232
>queue for a support role
>dps plays shitty and doesn't deal with troublesome enemies
>I can't switch switch to a dps or tank hero that can deal with the problem
>lose

Really activates my almonds
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>>174688780
>Get Roadhog
>Get Zenyatta

I get what you're trying to say there but that particular way of saying it is retarded, both of those can do their jobs perfectly well in the right maps and team comps.
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>>174688553
you don't get it do you? if you can only play Support you don't deserve to rank up. It's that simple. There are 24 heroes, if you can't play at least one of every role you don't deserve to win you faggot. Every game needs DPS as well btw.
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>>174688571
with the result that flexible players rank up over time, working as intended.
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>>174661698
>Roadhog

Oh shit oh shit oh shit
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>>174688362
This is the story of my life. Zarya's getting away with dumb shit on every control point map, especially nepal.

Let me guess, you had a winston and there was no reaper on the enemy team, but they tried every other dps.
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>>174669212
jesus christ that's horrifying

I want it
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>>174689265
C'me here little piggy
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>tfw
>Prepare your defenses
>>
Gwoup up
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>>174689147
Who said anything about being unable or unwilling to?
It's just a preference bucko, take a step back from beating up that big bad strawman and take a deep breath.

Nobody seriously thinks that Blizz ever would or should implement a hard role pick system but a supplementary matchmaking preference flag would be nice so there is less teams comprising of hanzo/genji/widow mains and no support or tanks.
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>>174688635

I noticed that the boxes I buy have shit, but the ones I get from leveling up are good.

Wonder why blizzard does this
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>>174688712
>I read 'slut'
you read it correctly
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>you cant queue by role
>team cant vote to exclude heroes
And this is why the game sucks. Why there will always be people throwing. Literal shiteating fools defend this.
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>>174689402
so you don't get it. are you a woman or just retarded?
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>>174689414
No rudeness with her pls.
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>>174689468
A ban phase where both teams ban 2 heroes (so 4 banned that neither team can use) would make for a lot more interesting games.
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>>174689468
>queue by role
decent idea
>vote to exclude heroes
literally pointless, also it is more abusable than it is useful
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>>174688780
>Still believing that Zen is a bad healer
Your trash is showing, he's literally better than Mercy at this point
>>
> pick Hanzo
> team insta-tilts and we end up with 4 dps + Roadhog + Support
> end match with 2 gold medals and one silver
> everyone saying to report me in chat

I know medals don't mean shit for the most part. But if we have 4 fucking dps and I have most of the gold medals it's not my fault we lost
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>>174674283
>one of them escapes and becomes real
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>>174689549
Its unbelievable that a team game has no tools to decide how the team will tackle the match. Thats why every game is a complete shitshow mess.
Ive seen it brought up on the forum and drones cant even get it through their tiny brains how a system like this would work.
Its similar to HoTs pick 5 favourite heroes select roles you want to play hit queue.
Then in the hero select screen the team can vote on match banned heroes.
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>>174689626
>being in gold
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>>174689479
Yes because every good player doesn't have certain heroes that they prefer and/or are better at playing.
Kindly fuck off with that, even the pro players have preferred roles and heroes that they will default to given the chance. Pretending that people will always choose their hero purely based upon what your arbitrary view of an optimal team comp will be is retarded.

And for an addendum, I play tank and support almost nigh every match because I'm comfortable with the roles and there is always a need for one once everyone else has picked. Don't fucking lecture me on being versatile when while you're jacking off as Widow I'm actually healing or tanking because fucks like you are useless.
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>>174689581
Its good its abusable. Team doesnt want widows or hanzo they vote as a team to exclude it. I say that as a wm main. Quite often tards wilk pick her to lock me out and they end up throwing the match.
Its a team game if the team doesnt want something they should have the power to exclude it.
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>>174689626
>Playing Hanzo

you can't justify this at all faggot
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>>174689626
Do people actually think they can report someone for playing one of the heroes in the game? That's hilarious.
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>>174689793

He likes Hanzo?
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>>174688063
So that's what I was doing wrong. Fuck me I feel awful now.
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>>174689626

Reminder that the entire team is carrying you.

You think you're hot shit because you trick people with your stupid dragon and 1 scat arrow, but trust me I'm getting 40+ kills a match. You're shit.
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>>174668415
Two separate ones

D.Va is actually suffering really heavy PTSD, and uses all of the gaming motifs and streaming to 'disengage' from combat. If she was ever honest with herself, she's actually terrified at every moment she's in combat

Alternatively, she gets off on showing others violence, and uses her stream to facilitate that.
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There is literally no point in playing competetive, because the game has already decided if you're gonna win or lose. It doesn't matter what you pick or what you do, because the game enforces the 50/50 ratio.

Either you will play with throwers, literal downs syndrome kids, flamers and faggots or against them. There is no inbetween.

"Hey, how about a game with two teams of competent players having a fun game?" you might, ask, well, forget about that, because here at Blizzard we want the very stupid and bad players to feel good too.
>>
Post your butthur Pharamercy fans.
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>>174689793
Considering I've got around 170 hours on him I'd say he's a decent pick for me. It's just the dipshits like you instantly tilt when they see a Hanzo and throw the game because you're so bootyblasted
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>>174683713
I am still pissed at myself for missing out on the halloween event. I love Roadhog so much that is the only thing I am missing with him. I think it's his coolest looking skin. Especially the hook.
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>>174668415
Here are my hot Tracer headcanons. Follow my blog for more.

She lived on her dropship before she got a gf because she couldn't afford a house

She doesn't know how to tie her shoelaces.
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>>174690270
Had a pretty good line up of matches that proved this a week ago.
First few matches was me against teams with diamond players and smurfs (im plat) while on my team
I got silvers, carried bronze and no ranks doing placement.
Then finally it ended when I got some GM smurfing diamond player carrying his friend against a team comprised of silvers, bronze etc
The guy carried the match single handidly .
It was like the system saying you are losing too much ok try and lose this one you can't.
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>>174690315
They tilt because Hanzo has a 40 % win rate. You are making it an uphill battle before you even leave the spawn room. Play whatever you want, but don't expect people to be happy about losing.
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>>174690450
>Can't afford a home.
>Can't tie shoelaces.

Considering the housing market and education in London, this would just make her a more believable character.
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QTmaker.
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>>174690238
> stupid dragon and scatter arrow
> One of the fastest charging ults and a free one-shot every 10-15 seconds

Stay salty my friend. You're probably one of those idiots that doesn't know how to push in once we get a pick and just bitch all round about Hanzo not doing anything.
>>
so what role does McCree fill? He is meant to be a long range offensive hero or something. i have no idea how to play him
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>>174690623
Mid range duelist.
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>>174690540
I'd argue part of the reason the winrate is so low is because people refuse to learn to play with Hanzo. 2 stacking in plat/diamond with Zarya + Hanzo is a fucking joke
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>>174690623
He is a 76 with more burst damage and without sustain.
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>>174690670
When the game came out it wasnt like this you had hanzos on every team clearing point with dragons but as the stories of retards doing nothing with hanzo built up people stopped using him.
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>>174690554
I wanna hug the smug.
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First time I've seen this devious shit:
6 sym turrets near a crossing point with an orisa shield over it
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>>174690725
Yeah it's amazing how little people know about the Hanzo tricks. He has so many jukes he can use with his wall climb and vertical mobility and a free scatter one shot every few seconds. His ult is powerful as fuck, people just don't know how to get good ones off. You have to use the sonic arrow to get a good flank going so they don't know where your dragon is until it hits them.

Also, people try and use Hanzo as a long distance sniper. He's so much better at a run and gun style with the occasional mid-range high ground post up.
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>>174690841
That's fucking great

I need to remember the next time I'm on a team with sym and ori
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>tfw you can post again after being banned for posting lewds
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>>174691012
What did you post?
>>
>>174691012
Were you the anon that posted the hq bloo?
>>
>>174690841
Sounds neat.

Although a Rein, Winston, Pharah, Dva would counter that pretty easy. And then any character that is capable of flanking would immediately be able to disable all of symms turrets. Prob not a good strategy in most circumstances
>>
Post heroes thathave no real counters

>Solider
>ana
>Zarya
>roadhog
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>>174689284
they actually tried reaper on one round

it was a close game, 3 to 2
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Is mid plat good? I literally can't get out.
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>>174691149
I can kill all these with Widow.
I think Mei is a good counter to Zarya though.
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>>174690906
The best use I've found for dragon is to horribly punish people for being over-aggressive; if the enemy tank and mercy push forwards a little too far, drop the dragon behind them and now suddenly they're pinned between your entire team and a dragon and it makes it really easy for your team to finish them off. You'd be amazed at how many people just back straight up into the dragon the moment they hear you activate it, too, because they just naturally assume you're firing it directly at them like a moron.

>>174691149
Ana counters hog, quite well too. Sleep his ults, grenade him when he starts to back off to huff, you keep him out of the fight for a long time.

>>174691237
Zarya actually counters Mei better than Mei counters Zarya. Being able to ignore her freeze/walk out of her ult + give the same ability to any teammate she's focusing on can really fuck her up.
>>
>>174691149
>Post heroes who's counters are everything.
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>>174691209
are you solo queue?

I managed to just barely push solo into diamond before taking a plunge myself
>>
tfw wanna buy skins but also don't wanna spend credits
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>>174691286
>junkrat
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>>174691295
yes I solo all the time. Zen/rein main. im stuck at 2750 atm, highest was 2850. I just want the diamond symbol
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>>174691418
Just buy the ones you want that you didn't get at the end
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>>174691418
Wait until the end of the event and then buy all the event shit you didn't get

Of all the events we've had so far, this one is least likely to return since it's just a story thing and not related to the time of year
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How do i get better with Hanzo? on console
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>>174691584
With the power of aim assist.
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>>174690601
There is nothing that Hanzo does that other characters can't do better.

>Sniping
Widow is leagues ahead in long distance picks.

>Mid Range dueling
Soldier and Mcree do it better, and they can hitscan.

>le ebin parkour flanks
Genji has a better kit and more mobility


You are playing an objectively bad character out of pure stubbornness, and then getting mad when people call you out on it.
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Just unlocked the McCree skin.

What a waste. Looks terrible, equipped gambler again. Need my fucking Genji skin.
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>>174691515
Sorry, but you're gonna have to pick a carry hero if you want to solo push to diamond.
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>Play Genji
>Make Widow snipe herself
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>>174691794
Really?

I was gunning for the blackwatch skin, but was kinda conflicted between that or either widow's or mercy's skin
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>underperform in a match
>"report our xxx please"
every
time
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Why is this game so rarely evenly matched? Literally either we stomp the enemy team or they stomp us, very rarely do you get those fun evenly matched games
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>>174691901
your fault for not performing, bruh
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>>174691863

Got both of them. I have no life. Widow's actually looks really good in-game
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>>174691584
Buy a graphics card and stop playing shooters on console for starters
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>>174661698
Bastion

Nice
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>ellowas's new D.Va & Lucio animation
this man is a god
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Anyone have any principles/rules/rituals when playing?

I go to ridiculous lengths to avoid being killed by someone playing the same character as me. I also reserve my ult to cuck Genji whenever possible, even when he isn't a threat.
>>
why are pre 18 year olds retarded?
>>
>>174692620
I take offense to that, I'm 20 and still retarded thank you very much
>>
>>174692561
>"Rendered a close up as well, if that’s more your jam."
>can't see Lucio or his black skin in it

He thought of everything.
>>
If you play junkrat, hanzo, orisa, sombra or widow I WILL gladly throw. You are playing objectively worse picks and are not truly trying to win. Whats the point of me trying if you wont?

Don't give me that "but they're in your rank" its proven that even with 40% winrates these shitty heroes still get to climb rank just for being special snowflakes.
>>
>>174692798
>sombra is bad
Stop.
>>
>>174692561
Now if only he'd upload more often instead of every couple months.
>>
Where the fuck is the anon who posted what looked like genji in heros of the Storm with an Evangelion skin.
>>
>>174692684
reddit gold right here :)
>>
>guy's name is literally "junkratmain"
>pick pharah
>shit on his ass every round

I love it.
>>
>>174667607
>imagine being a human
>>
>>174692854
>le top 1% of the playerbase can use it while well commuicated so I can carry plat with her even though she is straight up inferior to tracer in every way.

kys sombra shitter
>>
>>174692856
Dude is a perfectionist. His renders are almost better looking than the game itself. Every one of his animations are quality as fuck. I imagine those must take quite a lot of time.
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>>174692867
WHERE
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>>174691854
I know that feel.
>>
https://twitter.com/IGN/status/855737958078365697

Jeff reading IGN comments and making fun of them.
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>>174692925
Retard detected
>>
>>174691573
>Of all the events we've had so far, this one is least likely to return since it's just a story thing and not related to the time of year

They'll probably make an Uprising pt.2 since we only got a part of the story, the mode doesn't even give a proper epilogue.
>>
>>174693346
>the mode doesn't even give a proper epilogue.
This is what annoyed me so much about it. It just ends so abruptly.

It's otherwise a pretty good event.
>>
>>174693004
The only choice is to give him more money for his patreon.
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>have to play bastion every single uprising game because retards keep picking widows and gengus and hanzos and crees and wiping during the very first node cap on fucking normal

It's impressive how these people manage to be absolute cancer no matter what game mode you enter. At least pick fucking soldier so you can heal yourself or something, but i guess that's not pro enough as opposed to oh so skilled spacebar spam on mecha weeb. Fucking hell.
>>
>>174693723
>playing uprising without friends
Why are you a masochist anon?
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#justluciothings
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>>174693778
I assumed i would be safe on normal and could just chill , but i guess not.
>>
>>174693797
As much as I love the Lucio v2.0, I miss the UAV playstyle of the old Lucio a little.
>>
>>174692798
>There's a chance I can win even with these bad teammates
>Nah fuck that, I'll make sure I lose
>>
>>174693924
You can still do that but just have to have a better read of the match to know when healing is needed and be there for those moments, you go onto the ceiling in between fights and drop down to engage and start healing
>>
>>174693896
I don't even play comp, arcade or qp without at least a friend to duo with.
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>>174690450
I'm pretty sure she alternates crashing between Emily's apartment and Winston's lab, depending on where she's closest too at the end of the day
>>
how to get better at aiming ?
>>
>>174685795
>lesbians
>gay male romance
either you are lying or your friends are very, very confused
>>
>>174694114
t. straightie
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>>174691794
>Looks terrible
Terrible opinion. McCree is a beaut.
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>>174661698
Nice
>>
>>174694114
I'm being serious. One of them can't even look at two male characters without squealing like a stuck pig and gleefully describing exactly how much they love humping each other.
>>
>>174694114
All homos are pretty confused to an extent.
>>
>>174694268
No offense, but I think your friend might just be pretending to be a lesbian or just has really really shit taste.
>>
I've solo queued in a lot of games but fuck me ranked solo in overwatch is fucking impossible. I'm doing my placement matches and getting literally 55+ elims 3/4 golds in every match and it means fuck all because 2/3rds of the time you'll just get someone playing hanzo or widow on attack and refusing to switch.

I have never met a community with players this braindead. I'm not even someone who spergs over the "meta" or shit but it's insane how bad people are at this game, I'd say on an average match I get put with 2 ok-good players and 3 literal drooling retards that have never used a mouse before. How am I supposed to git gud?
>>
>>174694327
This.
>>
>>174694107
arcade - create game - fill enemy team with random easy bots - enemy heroes take headshot damage only - pick widowmaker or mcree - shoot bots in the head until the game kicks you back to lobby because no one joined your custom game for over 30 minutes

Also if you're trying to learn widow, try setting your scoped sensitivity to 38. It feels more 1:1 with your unscoped sensitivity.
>>
>>174694394
>>174694394
>>174694394
>>
>>174694327
>just has really really shit taste
It's that one, without question. She's one of those hardline social justice freaks, though, so her shoehorning homosexuality into everything is probably due in part to her need for validation.
>>
>>174694409
Fuck your thread
>>
>>174694346
Climbing is 30% luck, there's nothing you can do about that really. At least not with overwatch in it's current state.
>>
>>174694482
All the lesbians I know who like this game just like yuri and mostly ignore the male characters, while calling fujoshits disgusting for being so obsessed with watching two men fuck. Your friend is most definitely an outlieer.
>>
>>174694409
>100 posts early
>>
>>174694565
To be completely fair, most of the lesbians I've been acquainted with - most LGBTs really - have been insane and/or retarded to some degree.
>>
>>174694346
SR gains has to do with comparing you to other people playing that character in the same SR bracket as you.

If you're maining soldier76 and you get more kills and damage per minute then other s76 mains in your bracket, you will gain significantly more SR per win and lose less SR per loss.

Being a "fill" and picking whatever the team needs actually severely tanks your SR because you tend to get less effectiveness over time as someone who "mains" whatever character you're filling.
>>
>>174694497
Why do they inflate your matchmaking MMR when you're playing in a stack anyway? What's unfair about playing the game in the way it's meant to be played? Why are you being forced to play with retards?
>>
>>174676314
>>174678896
>>174679004
>>174679132
>>174679207
>>174679420
What's with all the Ana x McCree? I thought Ana x Reinhardt was the big ship. Did something happen?
>>
>>174694573
Didn't know they changed bump cap
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>>174694797
They didn't. It's been 750 for over a year.
>>
>>174694627
It makes sense.

A large portion of that group go against their natural instinct due to previous trauma or some other mental issues. The percentage of people legitimately not interested in the opposite sex at birth is very, very low. It's trauma/sexism that defines a lot of homosexuals unfortunately.
>>
>>174694641
interesting, i haven't placed yet so i haven't seen the actual sr (thats like elo right?) changes, glad they take that into consideration I thought it was just win/lose
>>
>>174694863
I was right then, threads end around 700
>>
>>174694742
I guess it came out of that "I learned a few pointers from the best" line?
>>
>>174694945
Not like ELO, SR is just a number between 1 and 5000 that goes up when you win and goes down when you lose and determines who you get put into games with.
>>
>>174694327
>>174694268
People are so stupid they can think they are gay for very idiotic reasons. Met a guy that thought he was gay because he didn't like sports.

That was it...and he thought he was gay. He was honestly baffled that I didn't like sports either and wasn't gay. He was genuinely confused...people are just that fucking stupid.
>>
>get 2 premade diamonds and 3 plats on my team (I'm gold)
>they have 4 golds and 2 plats
>closest game I've played today
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Was "Ascendant" Zenyatta's Null Sector skin all along?
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>>174695326
Where was this guy raised
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>>174695617
>muh chill monk is a terrorist
>>
>>174695853
It's a skin, it's not like it's canon
>>
>get forced to heal every time I play because my pc loads slow
>actually start enjoying Zen

Is this how mains find their niche?
>>
Is the event brawl the best way to grind exp currently?
>>
>>174677570

perfect.
>>
>>174698261
I know that's how I came to love playing Zen. And also Hog.

Zen is basically a DPS, only people like when you pick him. I find myself getting golds for both elims and healing with him a lot.
>>
>>174663420
4 legs
>>
I know it's qp but I still don't know how you play for 100, 200 levels and think trying to defend right outside the enemy spawn is a good idea.
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>>174720853
Seven vaganias
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