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How fares your empire, /gsg/?

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Old Thread >>174504239
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Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.
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Please no more nigger tier W&B posts.
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Is militancy good if you're uncivilized? Victoria 2 HPM
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k lads.
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What's the comfiest EU4 nation?
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>>174577665
Wales.
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La Plata
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>>174577082
BASED
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>>174577665
Comfy as in peaceful and no large wars, or a fun but not frustrating challenge?
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Why did Paradox make EU4 so Eurocentric?
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>>174577665
One of the Incan nations
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>>174577665
Kiche
drinking coco is comfy
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>>174577598
no
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>>174577665
Any large colonial nation.

>England
>Russia
>Castile
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>>174577665
England/Japan.
>lots of events
>ebin navy and on an island so can't be occupied
>can go off and colonise the rest of the world whilst ignoring the continent
>can develop provinces tae fuck to create an economic superpower
>easily btfos their much stronger land based neighbour though strategic use of naval invasions
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>>174578307
cute arm fuzz!
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>>174578307
>tae fuck
Gtfo Scot this thread is English territory
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Help, I need my daily MEIOU fix.
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>>174578563
>women should be waxed head to toe
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>>174578589
i-i just use scottish loanwords for things
i say dinnae too, because it's quicker than saying "I did not."
Why are you still up, anyway?
assuming you even are a fellow ANGLO
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R8 my Mexico
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>>174578646
fuzzy arms and thick eyebrows are the best desu
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Any good CK2 mods that make it actually play more like a medieval simulator?
Like a lot of the stuff like only being able to capture one province or Dutchyat a time and shit in CK2 really makes no fucking sense.

The medieval ages didn't have really any set international law (hell nations didn't even exist in any real modern sense) that the game tries to portray. Even the culture shit in CK2 is a bit weird, in the real middle ages, the general population didn't really give a shit about what "culture" their lords were. FFS for most of Englands life, the aristocrats lived in France and only spoke French and had essentially nothing to do with England.
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>>174578790
What the fuck is that Texan border? How did it get like that? Cheats?
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>>174578239
will it help me stop being a puppet state?
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>>174578787
>Why are you still up, anyway?
Can't sleep, in bed at the moment.
>assuming you even are a fellow ANGLO
Anglo but spent a good few years in Scotland so I know the lingo and all.
Awa an bile yer heed, ya jobbie
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>>174578307
>Japanglo
>play as japanese daimyo
>stay on the islands
>colonize americas
>conquer britain
>accept english culture
>maybe move capitol to Panama


How does the institution spread from japan and england work?
Can you cuck the old world out of institutions by staying on those islands?

Can printing press spawn in england?
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>>174578876
I was playing the Concert of Europe mod, those are the borders that mexico starts off with. I was also able to take Florida from the Spanish as well as Gran Columbia.
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>allies keep bringing me to war with Ming over opm tributaries in India
>was at war with Ming for almost 30 years straight from it
>finally start my own war on Ming, release 3 kingdoms as I plan to release them all and watch them try to unify
>make them tributaries
>Ming 10k in debt and 9th on income because I'm fucking their trade with a massive pirate fleet
>they're constantly hovering 50k manpower
>Ming declares war against one of the kingdoms I released
>intervene
>go through the whole fucking process of besieging the forest of forts in China
>peace out
>immediately declares war on one of the other kingdoms despite being 13k in debt now and 30k manpower
>besiege the forts and peace out eventually
>immediately declares war on the last kingdom
>truce is up with the first kingdom
>Ming has 14k debt 30k manpower
>constantly at war with Ming
>constant truce
>won't stop doing it despite being way against the odds
>can't release the other kingdoms
what the fuck I fucking hate this game
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>>174579010
>Can't sleep, in bed at the moment.
post bedroom
>Anglo but spent a good few years in Scotland so I know the lingo and all.
How come?
>Awa an bile yer heed, ya jobbie
i-i was just quoting rab c nesbitt pls dont hurt me
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>>174578860
You're a bit mistaken.

Culture doesn't matter too much in CK2 with regards to the population of your provinces, but it does matter in terms of how your vassals treat you. This is reasonable. Willy the Conquerboy replaced most Anglo-Saxon lords with his Norman buddies for reasons along those lines.

You can capture entire kingdoms in single wars. If you're doing it one province at a time you're simply playing the game poorly.
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>>174579070
Nope. Institutions cross the sea.

The bad thing about institutions is you can slow down but you can't speed ahead. If I put a manufactury in every province I damn well expect a proto Industrial revolution.
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>>174579387
Can't post pic, no camera. Sorry mate.
>how come
Family is Scottish but I was born while they were living in England, they moved back up there when I was 7 or so. Moved back to England after 8 years living up there and I never picked up the accent, so I was always picked on for being the English kid, it made me feel resentment towards Scots despite the fact I was one in all but voice.
Going to try and sleep, gnight pal.
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>fascists are a political party
This actually makes me frothing angry. Why the fuck would they put this hosreshit in the game?
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>communists are a political party
This actually makes me frothing angry. Why the fuck would they put this hosreshit in the game?
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>>174579965
Are fascists not a political party?
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>anarcho-communists are not a political party
This actually makes me frothing angry. Why the fuck would they not put this hosreshit in the game?
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>anarcho-liberals are a political party
This actually makes me frothing angry. Why the fuck would they put this hosreshit in the game?
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>>174579957
>no camera
>first world country in 2017
You lying shit.
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>>174580129
It's an ideology.
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>>174578860
>in the real middle ages, the general population didn't really give a shit about what "culture" their lords were.
William the BASTARD had to deal with a northern English rebellion (supported by the danish king before he fucked off and decided to raid east anglia and got paid to leave by Norman bastards) because they didn't want to be ruled by normans
He had loads of castles built to have a stranglehold on the anglo-saxons
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>>174580135
>>174580145
*blocks your path
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>>174580237
Okay I admit lying about that. My room is small and a mess I don't want to post it.
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Dammit all. The king of Georgia had to have a heart attack and die leaving a 22 year old woman as the last of their family. Then one of my favorite dukes immediately married her.

I can't have his children inherit Georgia so I have to murder my own Magistros, murder any children they manage to have, murder my wife, marry this queen, and produce a new heir before the titles all get transferred to the Basileus.

Why did that asshole have to go and die? Now I have to kill a bunch of people to maintain the balance of power.
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>reactionaries are a political party
This actually makes me frothing angry. Why the fuck would they put this hosreshit in the game?
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>>174580494
>complaining about your state mandated accomodation
Commissar Corbyn is going to send you to a labour camp in the Pennines, lad.
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>>174580608
Are corb is better than the alternatives tbqh
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>>174580494
faggots like you are why me telling someone my mic is broken sounds like a lie. fuck you.
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>>174580682
>giving the falklands to argentina
>giving norn iron to the IRA
>giving Gibraltar to the Spanish
>unlimited immigration
Not really, laddo.
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>>174580827
Embrace the revolution comrade
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>>174578239
>>174578934
answer me bitch
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>>174580891
Do you really think he's anything other than a traitor?
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Wow I've never seen the ai do this before
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>>174580996
I'm only mucking about, nobody likes Corbyn
He can't even stand his ground on brexit
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>>174581061
Thank fuck for that, there are some proper nutters in this world.

Having said that, Mummy May is no better and le lying scouse man party is dead, I guess milkman is our only option.
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>>174577954
>Living on borrowed time as you wait for European nations to colonize and rape you
>comfy
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>>174581047
and then in the day it took to me notice the offer they were declared war upon so the offer was invalidated
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>>174581061
>>174581159
shut the fuck off you stupid limeys I swear is sounds like people with downs syndrome discuss cookies but with more retarded accents
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What is the best Sci Fi strategy game out?

I want to be a Galactic warlord
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I've only played EU4, but I've been annoyed with it as of late so I was thinking of switching over to CK2 for a while.

How different is it exactly?
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>>174581159
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>>174581271
Good night yank
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>>174580408
>William the BASTARD had to deal with a northern English rebellion
WHITE ROSE, WHITE ROSE
WHITE ROSE, WHITE ROSE
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>my ironman manchu gets buttfucked by japan and korea tagteam
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>>174582336
>not spamming banners and fighting on steppes
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At least I look strong.
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>>174582891
Thank you for not saying stronk.
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>>174582891
>Tibet STRONK!
Anon, I...
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>slavic faith has an event for fucking your son's wife during summer celebrations in the name of god

Truly the most patrician faith.
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>>174582891
I thought you quit this because you had friends?
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>>174577075
So playing as S-P in HPM, should I free Lombardia from the Austrians or fabricate CB and conquer it?
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>>174583934
neither, form italy first then reconquest it
or use the nationalist cb for no infamy
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>>174584109
You have to have it for forming Italy don't you?
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>>174584237
no, that's only in vanilla
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>>174584281
I'm playing vanilla.
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>Sultan dies
>no more truce
>decadence splits the realm
>immediately declare 7 holy wars
By the gods it's beautiful!
I'm going to kill SO many heretics!
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>>174584327
>So playing as S-P in HPM
>I'm playing vanilla.
what did he mean by this
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>>174584391
HPM is vanilla, I'm playing vanilla.
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>>174582891
Yarkand attacked me for some reason.

For some reason the AI doesnt consider the fact that ming will protect me.
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>>174584429
excuse me?
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>>174583719
We finished playing the other game and he went to sleep, its not a difficult concept anon.
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>>174584437
>that manpower
hmm
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>>174584524
So your friend refused to do it with you and fell asleep so you're now playing with yourself?
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>>174584527
Yarkand declared war on me right after Mong Yang declared war on me, but Mong Yang is also a Ming Tributary. I was able to clean up that war, but not without cost.

Also Ming dipped out at the last moment and I lost a bunch of manpower seiging Yarkand capital.
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>>174584437
Going for buddhist theocracy Chinaiums?
Also, if they don't weigh for Ming involvement then insult niggers like Oirat to get them to attack you.
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>>174584625
We werent playing gsg game. We played like 5 rounds of playerunknowns battleground, then he went to sleep because hes a normie with a job.
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>>174584743
I was making a masturbation joke.
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>>174577075
daily reminder not to neglect hospitals
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Ming is my protector faggots, you cant touch me.

Also the dalai lama took over as I had a 5 legitimacy leader with shit stats, based god.

Also Ming is dealing with the 30 stack of yarkand rebels I had.
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>>174585639
At least the roman borders are back
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>Playing comfy Breton, colonize new world and allied/married with absolutely everyone.
>Suddenly PU with France and England declared a war on me.
Should I just give up the France? I don't want to blob that much desu and France will declare a war on me sooner or later anyway for Independence.
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>>174585806
>100k of ming rapes india
hnnng
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>>174585806
Instead of China forcibly colonizing your asshole they save you essential independence...
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>>174584329
Are they really heretics?
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>>174577075
When playing a small country surrounded by potential colonisable land at game start (eg. Ternate/Tidore, Inca, Cherokee, the Victorian Three, etc.), what's the best native strategy? Repression, trade or peaceful?
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>>174586475
Repression. Just gas the natives.

Unless you're playing KEKIOU, then uninstall and play a mod not made by SJW crybabies.
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>>174586570
t. johan
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>>174586628
t. gigau
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>>174586237
I certainly hope they were heretics, otherwise I just deus vulted half an empire for no reason.

Man, 7 holy wars all at once. That was so much fun.
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>>174586756
t. t

get it? t t? like boobs
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>>174587551
Heh.
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>>174587481
You think 7 is a lot? In the Charliememe start as ERE I flip back to Orthodox, usurp Antioch, and war for every minor from Cicilia to Tangiers.
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>>174588114
Impossible. You can only declare one holy war per realm. There were 7 realms I could attack so I declared 7 holy wars.

Besides I'm technically still a vassal so I did a pretty damn good job all things considered.
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>>174588214
There are a lot of independent Muslims in the early start all over North Africa, the land isn't even fully muslim yet. Additionally, but holy warring and usupring Antioch, you free up like 6 other counties to war separately.

You haven't even asked me how you flip to orthodox when your starting ruler is a zealous iconoclast.
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>Add wargoal; Humiliate the USA
>Peace offer humiliate USA
>Peace offer humiliate USA
>Peace offer humiliate USA
>Peace offer humiliate USA
>oshit they invaded spain
>Peace offer white peace
>peace offer cuba gets cuba
>Peace offer white peace
>peace offer cuba gets cuba
>Peace offer white peace
>peace offer cuba gets cuba
>add wargoal; aquire all of spain, aquire all of austria hungary, aquire alaska
WHO'S HUMILIATED NOW?!
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Finally I've started becoming strong enough to repel Britain's bullshit invasions. Managed to kick out the Thirteen Colonies completely, and I'll probably try and conquer the rest of the Caribbean soon.

Having a large navy is so important I even took maritime ideas, and I'm probably going to take naval ideas later. Right now Spain, England, and Portugal all hate me. As long as I have naval dominance I'm basically invulnerable.
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>>174588328
>Having a large navy is so important I even took maritime ideas, and I'm probably going to take naval ideas later.
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Do you lads think it would be possible to mod HOI4 into having depth, or is it just inherently not very good?
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>>174588424
That would require overhauling just about everything. But it could be done. It would be Darkest Hour but built around HoI4
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>>174588424
black ice is trying to do that, but they are only adding retarded bloat in production and research. it would need a proper overhaul of the diplomacy/national focus aspect for it to have an even remotely chance of having depth. and actual flavor events for the countries you re playing.
also a complete overhaul on the shitty ai.
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This is ridiculous. What the were Paradox thinking?
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>>174588903
>china was totally strong
>its not like they turned into an isolationist shithole that was btfo when it went against someone that wasnt a small shitty state.

that update was made to pander retards that believe that shit.
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What nations are the most fun to play as in HPM?
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>>174589071
The course of EU4 is a lesson in why developers should never listen to fans
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reeeee where is my inheritance

i didnt become emperor for this
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>>174589904
I think I can agree with that.

>Mamluk Taiwan
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>>174590016
This is the result of giving AI the ability to override their historical idea groups even in historical mode, so they'll choose ideas 'dynamically'. It inevitably ends in the Ottomans or one of the North African nations colonising Asia.
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>unknown
REEEEEEEE

Remember kids, believable worlds.
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>>174590008
this is starting to become an issue

fucking rng bullshit
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>>174577082
W&B
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>>174590340
just savescum.
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>>174590396
>cheating
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>>174590453
>cheating
XDDD ITS SO FUN GETTING LE KOMET EVENT 3 TIMES IN 2 YEARS.
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>>174590396
you cant savescum with it with ironman lad

its a long MTTH and it autosaves every three months

i could theoretically savescum it every 3 months the day before the next autosave but i think i'd rather kill myself.
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>still gaining mandate
I don't even

I'm going to sit on this war until these fucks are at 20 exhaustion and then I'm going to hold on until I can no longer afford the bird mana to magic my exhaustion away.
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Fucking cheating france in my Italy game broke their alliance with me and is now allied with Austria and Russia. Germany is allied with the Ottomans and Britain thinks I'm a scrub

What do? I need my cores but have no allies and a poor military
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I want to play a game of Victoria 2 where every nation is westernized. Is the only way to accomplish this to edit the game files and make a mod or can I do it with console commands?
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oh this is gonna be a real riot
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>>174591154
just buy mercs
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>>174591348
its fine i got 100k manpower to play with

might aswell stick with it to the end, if it doesnt fire i'm uninstalling this garbage
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>Mexico declares to acquire the desert part of the US
Start shit get hit.
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>>174577075
>1506 – The three-day Lisbon Massacre comes to an end with the slaughter of over 1,900 suspected Jews by Portuguese Catholics.
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>>174590783
Just wiped Ming's last two armies. They have a treasury of 800 ducats with a monthly income of 10 to try and replace it with.
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>>174591515
>just wiped mings last 2 armies
>they have 500,000 infantry
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>>174585639
>BLACKD
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>>174591648
Those are their casualties in battle.
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hpm boy come on now
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>>174591683
oh sorry i don't play much eu4

is it really worth the war exhaustion to occupy them for longer?
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>>174591515
When playing a wealthy, navally-oriented country, what's a good ratio of battleships, frigates and transports to have?
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>>174591778
>ratio

Why are redditcucks obsessed with ratios? The ships serve different purposes you dolt.
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>>174591713
That guy's trying to trigger a disaster in Ming to utterly wreck them and forever cripple them as a nation.

If Ming has a strong Mandate of Heaven, they're extremely dangerous.
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>>174591778
all assault ships
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>>174591464
after you finish freeing Mexico, free the entirety of Central America

then bring freedom to Canada

Then rename yourself the "The Freed States of North America"
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>>174591713
War exhaustion by itself no, but it triggers rebels so I'm sitting on Ming and preventing them from raising armies until enough rebels have enforced their demands. So far the particularists have by occupiying Beijing and there are currently three set of separatists and some royalists.

Also Buryatia stopped being a tributary so Ming is losing mandate faster and the unguarded frontier disaster will soon fire which should help things along.


>>174591778
No idea, I just kept transports in safe ports and fought with heavy and light ships.
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>>174591827
Maybe ratio wasn't the right word, then.

What are some good rules of thumb for figuring out how many of each you need?

Generally, for a big country with a sizable naval force limit, I've always made about 50 big ships, enough transports to ferry half my army at once, and filled the rest out with frigates (and galleys if I have an inland sea to worry about).
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woah... so this is the power of EU3
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Its over

maybe i'll go outside today instead
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In the latest CK2 expansion
>Devil worshippers
>Can kidnap anybody, all kinds of cool powers, way OP
>Hermetic society
>Can create two powerful artifacts every time your ruler gets to the top level, way powerful if you join it every generation
>Other christian societies
>Basically nothing; your reward for getting to the top? You get the diligence trait.
Seriously, why would anybody pick the other two? They seem useless
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>>174591778
>battleships
For EU4 you'd probably want around 10-14 Lineships and 8 frigates per fleet. Make a seperate fleet for transports and give it one or two frigates.
For V2... a good 20-20 fleet should do. Once again make a seperate transport fleet.
For HoI if you want a battlefleet 2cv (any number)capital ships 20+ screens
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>>174592103
Thanks for the tip.
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The fucking tributaries are sieging down rebel provinces
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>>174592163
Declare war on Vietnam too
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>>174592226
I've got an Asian coalition against me so I would rather not spread myself too thinly given that France recently broke their game long alliance with me despite 97 trust due to wanting so many of my provinces. Luckily the ai is retarded and the rebels are stomping them for me.
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All those Ruriks are not living up to the name of their grandgrandgrandfather.
Can't handle combat at all.
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S T O P
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The first victorious separatists emerge.
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>>174590753
>he doesnt play at speed five aka 1 month in 20 seconds.
really makes me think
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>>174592746
>aka 1 month in 20 seconds
MEIOU dectected
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>>174592729
and here's Mongolia

I'm quite disapointed there aren't more separatists springing up. I would have thought that at 20 war exhasution and at negative stability there would be unending hordes of them.
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Is there any reason to buy these gamed instead of

wink wink wink
u get it
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>>174592985
Achievements on Steam and multiplayer.
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>>174592856
is there even a point of playing eu4 without MEIOU
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>>174593073
You can do both if you pirate the base game and pirate the dlcs
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>>174593336
buy the base game rather.
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This is the best I could do. The call to peace became too much for me to handle. Ming lost their four largest tributaries though and every province has at least 40% devastation so they should remain at very low mandate for some time. If they don't properly collapse I guess I'll come knocking again when the truce is up.

All in all I think it went alright and was a good way to spend my golden age.
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>>174593460
>EUIV
>blobbing into china
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>>174592595
>not even five years later
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>>174593567
nice gookson, whore
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>>174593559
gotta get those centres of trade
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Should I try and grab Flanders during the independence war with Burgundy or should I try that during another war? Playing Holland. I assume it´s better to get them now?
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What the fuck? They were almost entirey occupied by rebels and then one day they all vanish at the same time. There were at least five different kinds of rebels occupied territory, why would they all dissapear after presumable one bunch enforced their demands?

>>174593875
Grab as much as you can as early as you can but be wary of the aggressive expansion as it climbs very quickly in the low countries.
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>>174593875
Go as far as you can without forming a coalition, sooner is always better unless it hurts you via overexertion or whatever.
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I hate you EUIV babies
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>>174593293
Yes, if you ask me eu4 is better without it.
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>>174593951
>>174593961
I see. Then I-
Burgundy threw me out of the union. Now its up to ally Austria and attack them anyway?
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>>174594026
me too
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>>174594043
>i like my games like i like my wine
>watered down to appel the masses
t. plebbitor
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>>174594139
What's a plebbitor?
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>>174594290
it's you
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>>174594339
I think you're just jealous I don't have to wait 20 seconds for one month to go by. But you don't need to hate me, you should hate the amateurs who created your mod.
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CK2 balance patch when?
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Is this the darkest timeline? Removing Serbia from Europe was a mistake.
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>>174594718
thats just standard ottoblobbing because EUIV sucks
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>>174594718
This is a grotesque travesty. Look to the north, you should be doing like Norway is doing, standing your ground in the face of muslims.
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>>174594772
History sucks.
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>>174595042
Of course this>>174594718 map is trully historical
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>>174595042
It just occures to me, would they have been able to grab all Romes former land or where they already plagued with problems then?
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>>174595163
Going after western europe would mean facing a stronger enemy, particularly if they combined their forces. So no. I doubt it.
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Why is the Iron Cross expansion for HoI 2 literally impossible to buy or find?
Fuck you paradox
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>>174595127
I'm just saying, the ottoblob is pretty historical. Maybe the most accurate blob in the game desu apart from Russia. Albeit, in the latest patch they tend to blob into russia, and that's not so historical.
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>>174595127
Ottoturk got pretty close to this bullshit in real life, I don't know what you're complaining about.
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https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/eu4-development-diary-18th-of-april-2017.1014773/

Did you read it?
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How can you make the released nations from the dismantle nation CB as the same goverment as yours?
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>>174597131
If they're in your influence sphere you eventually get an event that allows you to do it for some infamy in HPM
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>>174597332
Are you sure? It never popped to me, or does it only apply to democracies? Because I was fascist by accident, or does it take some time?
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>>174597501
I'm honestly not sure, and seeing as how talex is dead you may need to check the files yourself. I personally don't care much about my subject's governments, since unless its a diametrically opposite government
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>>174597617
Oh well, at least they are democracies and/or monarchies but the thing is, I went to war agaisnt turkey first using the install fascism CB, and then use the dismantle nation one, and all the released nations became fascist and my puppets
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Is the reason that late game CAV is so weak in EU4 because the fire phase happens before the shock phase?
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In my colonially-focused games, I notice that a lot of the time, when I colonise in places that aren't designated colonial nations, the colonies end up being the culture and religion of the province pre-colonisation, so I have to convert them afterwards.

Between this and the annoyance of native uprisings, is it really worth it to keep the natives alive, or should I just murder them? Is that goods-produced modifier really worth it for those islands in Indonesia or in West Africa?
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If I make somebody a tributary in EU4 does it put me in their current war automatically the same way making them a vassal does?
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How do I destroy my own country's railroads?
They look awfully senseless and I want to start over.
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>>174598858
Found out the answer is no.
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>>174598305
Cav isn't that weak in the late game, but that is partly why infantry is favoured.
I guess there are some other factors.

You can have up to 40k Infantry in the late game, while unless you have some extra cav ration you can only get up to less than 20k cavalry.
10k for flanking, 10k for front line, then 30k infantry for fron line.
I'd still be wary of getting below the cav ratio with that setup.
If you went that way 20k and 30k you wouldn't be able to as effectively stack combat ability.

A standard force of just going with cavalry for flanking, with 10k cav and 40k infantry would make more use out of the 20% infantry combat ability. For every extra cav you have your cav combat means more, and for every extra inf you have your inf combat means more.
I murdered france armies in the late game with just Cav+Artillery as a manchu horde, but if you're small in the mid game a bad fire phase can really screw you int he combat since it comes first, at the late game I could manage a bad fire phase though, I had reserves, then I'd murder them in the shock phase.
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>>174598414
>Between this and the annoyance of native uprisings, is it really worth it to keep the natives alive, or should I just murder them? Is that goods-produced modifier really worth it for those islands in Indonesia or in West Africa?
I think it would depend on the trade good, the #natives, and the development cost.

0.2 goods produced = 1 base production
Native Bonus = Natives/20000
So 4000 natives = +1 base production

If you're gonna put it in a trade company anyway then it is always worth to keep the natives.

Also if there's a chance of gold it's worth to keep the natives, since 4000 natives don't contribute to depletion chance like base production does.
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/eu4g/ when
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>>174599680
probably never
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>>174599680
not soon enough
eu4 should just go to the 4x general tb.h
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>>174599854
>eu4 should just go to the 4x general tb.h
no matter how much you hate one grand strategy game doesn't make it a 4x
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>>174599910
yes it does
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>>174599910
>>>/paradoxplaza/
>>>/the_donald/
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Rate my Serbia pls. What should I do for the last 100 years? The goal from the start was to retake Serbia from the Ottomemes, but they're insanely strong right now, about twice my army strength, and the entirety of Europe hates me so I can't get any allies there.
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>>174600387
clean your borders
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>>174599350
Alright, thanks.
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>>174600387
You moved your cap?
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>>174599910
It did for Stellaris. It's only a matter of time until the next game the FotM people hate is banished forever.
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>>174600387
Take the modern US borders.
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>>174600559
It was always a 4x
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>>174600529
Yep, I was originally just going for a regular colonization game, so I declared a no CB war on some Irish OPMs, but right afterwards the Ottos declared on me and literally took every single province I had except for the Irish one.
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>>174600609
It is literally the same engine and mostly the same mechanics as every other game in this general.
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Do we need another civil war? I for one want EUIV banned.
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>>174600736
Honestly we should just make a /v2g/, /eu4g/, /hoi3g/, /hoi4g/, etc. but then /v2g/ would want to oust vanilla from their thread, so we'd end up with /v2g/ and /v2vg/ (Since they would refuse to rename to /hpm/).
>>
EU4 is just a shitty 4x with RPG elements
>>
Down with EUIV
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>>174600825
and without the 4x
>>
so /gsg/ will become /v2g/ ?

autism has really become an epidemic
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>>174588903
>doesnt know Ming historically asked Muscowy for tribute
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>>174601263
It just one autistic steamcord groupie who try to shitpost.
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We must not repeat the errors of the past
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Can you add Bulgaria and Albania in Yugoslavia if you form it yourself (if you're another european country) and not the balkans themselves?
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>>174601571
Fuck off vickybabby
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>>174601715
fuck off johan
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Why is vicky2 such a fascist white supremacist neonazi game?
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>>174601984
but fascism only appears in the 1900s
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>>174588903
>Hormuz
>Buryatia

Help those niggas become world powers.
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>>174601984
Same userbase as /r/the_donald, need I say MORE?!
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>>174577612
>>174577761
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>>174591473

They can't keep getting away with it.
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Ottomans didn't declare on Byzantium, but at least I got a nice consolation prize...
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>>174601715
I only bought Vicky 2, what do you want me to do? I could buy CK2, but I need to get some cash first
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>>174602363
>I could buy CK2, but I need to get some cash first
Never trust paradoxplaza m8, they don't deserve all that money
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>>174602363
>buying games
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>>174602467
I would just get the main game and the must have DLCs, heck, I could just buy the main game does After the End need DLCs? I want to play the mod
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>Europe is getting completely raped by ottomans, austria is the last strong enough bastion before europe falls
>Austria allies with ottomans and rest of the Europe forms coallition against my Italy
This fucking game man... This fucking game
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>>174602579
buy the main game (so you have access to the forums and patches) and pirate the DLC
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>>174602615
Why are you surprised?
>>
Stormfags and /pol/fags (and now /gsg/faggots always spouting white and based, blobbing germany and wanting to kill Israel at autistic simulators. fuck you) are the best example of subhumans in human society today. You have stunningly low intelligence. You are all psychopaths and sociopaths. You are so susceptible to confirmation bias and delusion that when someone insults you as an individual for being mind-blowingly stupid, all you can think of is your epic jew memes and spout MUH GOY.

Rest assured that if 100% of you were not busy confined to a basement somewhere masturbating to cartoons, society would not tolerate your existence. Now get moving on dying in your 40s of heart disease you worthless sack of subhuman shit.
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>>174602362
NO BRAKES
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>What if
You can only dev for the Renaissance Institution if you have completed Innovative or Humanist Ideas.

Or you only get a % of increase in the institution based on the number of ideas you have in those groups.
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>>174603705
>You can only dev for the Renaissance Institution if you have completed Innovative or Humanist Ideas.
Awful, there's already mechanics to push you into humanist. It removes depth by removing choice, since you'd be forced to take one of those two if you can't get spread normally.

>Or you only get a % of increase in the institution based on the number of ideas you have in those groups.
Better, but still bad.
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>>174603898
>It removes depth by removing choice
meaningless, everything in a game is degrees of limited choice
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>>174603207
>>174603329
>>174603440
tred
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>>174603705
humanism shouldn't be allowed until 1500s or so
its boring and op (not that eu 4 is hard, but having meme religious tolerance in your grobben blob that immunizes you from religious wars is retarded)
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>>174603329
wtf is your fukin problem?? nerd..
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>>174604065
So? Removing choice is still removing depth.
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I'm still new to the game. It feels like spy networks aren't strong enough. Besides fabricating claims is there any reason to be using them all that much?
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>>174604264
Infiltrate administration
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>>174604079
talex
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>>174604089
>that immunizes you from religious wars
?
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>>174604264
Spy networks give a penalty to fort defence so it might be worth it to stick a diplomat in a country you're at war with/plan to attack to siege faster, the bonus isnt super high though, but there's not much use for a diplomat when you're at war anyways. Similarly, once you can study technology you get a -% to technologies that you don't have that are on the country you're spying on, you might save a couple dozens of mana points if you let the network build high enough.

Never pick espionage idea group.
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>>174605201
t. Dumbass
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>>174605201
white and based
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>>174603440
t. Sharia Blue
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>>174603559
>debug_mode
Cheater
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Going to start a comfy campaign as Gwynedd and focus on defence from English, building upwards instead f expanding.
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>>174605408
t. Nonwhite
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>>174603440
Semitic and based.
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>>174606263
stop projecting, spic
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>>174604975
>Never pick espionage idea group.

Why?
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Rate
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>>174606338
t. Spic
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>>174606401
It's the worst idea group in the game by far
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>>174606402
>posting shit from reddit
t. /u/BIG_BENIS_IN_MY_ANUS
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>>174606512
rude
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>>174606412
i am a WHITE HISPANIC, you mixed subhuman
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>>174602771
Yeah, but does the After the End mod require DLCs or I can just have the base game and mod it?
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>>174606724
no idea, so you better buy all DLCs just to be sure ;^)
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>>174606615
sorry, my bad
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>>174588328
what terra incognita is that?
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>>174606843
t. Johan shekelberg
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>>174607068
t. pedophille
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>>174607241
paedophile*
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>>174607723
t. ænglo-sæxon
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if i torrent the Together for Victory dlc for HOI4, will it work online? I have the steam version and I'm not too keen on spending anymore money on this game.
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>>174609542
yes, but it's a shit game so don't even bother
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>>174603440
start arguing any time
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>>174589841
Any GP or SP, Persia, Egypt, Japan
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>>174611196
I really,really like this image.
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>>174589904
Just imagine when they add China to CK2, like all the fans want, and it's just a laggy shithole like India that they refuse to remove, so instead they make a DLC like Reapers Due that genocides everyone through disease.

Then imagine they make Vicky3, with a plastic map, pops removed, factories removed for being "to complex" and $1000 worth of DLC.
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thank you
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>>174612128
based johan
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>mfw tried NWO
I think I'll stick to good old HPM.
Seriously, how do you even play this,
the interface is shit, events are shit, half the tech is useless
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fuck you too, burma.
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Is After the Empire a Grand Strategy Game?
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>>174613230
>Playing south asians
Uck, they are the slavs of the asians
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>>174613758
they have fun ideas
>>
Trying to play the "The Grand Campaign" mod for DH, but I always end up with a wrong checksum (JCLC). The forum is useless because >paradoxplaza, so anyone know what could be causing this?
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>>174613758
slavs ARE asians
>>
I really like those DH river borders. Why can't we have more of them?

Hell, EU4 doesn't even have proper borders for Rhine and Danube.
>>
>>174614113
Assuming you didn't fuck anything up, perhaps you did a personal modification? Even something as small as editing the misc file is enough.
>>
>>174614274
Fresh download, just extracting it into /DH/mods

Can start the game itself, but it stops working after loading maybe 25% after choosing the scenario.
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When was HPM last updated?
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>>174614451
Its a mod for 1.04?
If yes, make sure that you have 1.04 final, not 1.04 neta.
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>>174614625
>not 1.04 neta
Fugg
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some provinces just suddenly popped up with no owner and 0 development across the map, mostly in asia.
Is this a glitch with the new patch or some new "feature"?

pic related
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For HPM, which folder are the genocide events located in?
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>>174615161
You don't have Mandate of Heaven
>>
When is MEIOU and Taxes 2.0 coming out
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after the 30th try I finally made it

France somehow managed to destroy Austria and I got Venetia and Lombardy, waiting for N&I so I can form Italy
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>>174613758
>slavs
Nah, they're full on Arabs.
>>
Any advice on forming India in HPM?
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>>174615674
Fuck off, Gigau, your shit is getting repetative.
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>>174615581
so because I haven't payed for it they just removed a bunch of provinces?
wtf paradox? fucking jewhan
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>>174616040
heh pay up goy
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>Ottomans held at bay from conquering entire hungary and eastern europe only because of rebels
>Europe still finds time and resources to declare some stupid coalition war on me
I wish AI would think at least two years ahead
>>
After several years, I want to play a bit of Victoria 2. What are some recommended mods?
Divide by Zero, HPM?
>>
>launch eu4
>pick nation
>play
>game closes with no warning or error
I should have uninstalled
>>
So, guys, is it true I can get fascist/proletarian/presidential dictatorship in HPM in a peaceful way?
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>>174616287
It's like modern day Europe, just replace Italy with Britain.
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>>174616594
yes. get them to win the elections.
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>>174616594
Yeah. Be a deocracy and elect them, they'll coup eventually. Chance raises with high militancy for some reason, which doesn't make much sense.
>>
>>174616737
>>174616790
What about HM government?
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>>174616691
Barely recognize half these people
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>>174616937
>le pen
>tone
>drump
>are nige
>geert (LOL)
>frauke
>based orbán
>putin
>???
>???
>???
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>>174617080
>le pen
Is that Marion le Pen or something cause Marine doesn't look that young
Also what happened to Geert?
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>>174616287
>so this is how it ends
No.
THIS IS HOW IT STARTS.
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>>174617080
>>geert (LOL)
What's wrong with LE BASED wilders?
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What do I have to do to make sure France inherits everything from Burgundy? I heard I´d have to be at war with them and occupy everything? It´s atest run and I´d like for Spain and Austria to not get anything.
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>>174617125
yeah thats marion le pen, the more attractive of the two
would love to pollute her french genepool with my anglo seed
>what happened to geert
he lost
>>174617191
see above
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>>174617468
She's average, at best.
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>>174617468
Second place is pretty good.
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>>174617125
Yeah, you can tell it was made by some >>>/r/thedonald sperg because:
>meme eyes
>no assad
>le qt FN babe instead of the leader
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>>174617515
Ah but that's the beauty of it, she's average and still beautiful.
Guess seeing only english and indian girls is taking its toll

>>174617581
not good enough though
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>>174617191
wilders is a legit fascist
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>>174617468
>he lost
>implying this is about power
heh, nuthin personnel, globalist
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>>174617601
Is Nick, dare I say it... /ourguy/?
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>>174617612
>Guess seeing only english and indian girls is taking its toll
All I ever see are Chinese, Korean, and Japanese girls with the occasional (and I mean occasional) swede, anglo, aussie, nigger or arab and she still looks like shit. I guess British people have arse taste in women wasn't a meme, wtf.

>>174617654
There's that one actual communist running for France isn't there?
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>>174617815
you an aussie?
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>>174617908
No, I'm PRCanon.
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>>174617745
He was. But he went on QT when his party were on 10% of the vote and crashed them with no survivors. Poor guy couldn't hide his power level.
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>>174617967
fitlit is based

anyone have the one with r9k?
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>>174617468
Why do frogs have such petite noses? They all look like schoolgirls.
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>>174618148
They are the true master race, the krauts were wrong
>tfw no dual monarchy
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>>174617967
You should really adopt a trip
So I can filter you, you massive wankstain
Only joking tbvqh, laddo, you're part of the furniture now, me old china.
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>>174615720
>THREE italian GPs
>can't form Italy

justfuckmylife(tm)
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>>174618240
>not being an anglo supremacist
gas the celts race war NOW
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Starting playing After the End again. I forgot how comfy this mod is, americanist's are fun. Current goal is to form a new coastal empire stretching from Roanoke to Boston, converting all conquered peoples to the worship of the founders.
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>>174618102
I have this one
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Are eastern religions the best now that you can get tributaries for mana farming?
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>>174618731
>not even one layer of irony
This meme was probably made by reddit.
>>
If you manage to convert to Islam as Albania or another Balkan country in EU4, will Otto still want to kill you?
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>>174618668
oh fuggg
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>>174618359
that fucking sucks
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>>174618876
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>>174618847
Ottomans get claims on you from missions. And they don't give a fuck about what religion you are, just look at what they do to the mamluks.
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>>174619126
ottomans never bother to convert religion. The balkans stay orthodox until the end of the game
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>>174619216
they put dhimmi in the balkans which makes them unable to convert, but they do like converting bulgaria
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>>174616287
STOP FUCKING POSTING
WE ALL KNOW HOW COALITIONS WORK IF YOU STILL CANT UNDERSTAND COALITIONS YOU HONESTLY SHOULD NOT BE PLAYING THESE GAMES
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>>174618838
Somehow doubt reddit was on /can/
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>>174618240
>dual monarchy
>being this kuk
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>>174616287
>using savoy's italian flag when he didn't form italy as savoy
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whats the gfx mod that everyone uses for eu4? theatrum orbis or w.e?
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>>174619038
Augustus is kill, Long live king Jackson!
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>>174618731
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>>174619782
He's a big guy.
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>>174619689


please esbond
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>>174619749
Time to claim the final De Jure County of the Old Dominion.
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>>174619420
>>174619685
Try to stop me autists
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>>174620060
Do I throw out my cousin, whom my father incestuously married and had two children with?
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Is there anyway in CK2 to do multiple claimant wars, or am I stuck having to one, wait for truce, then fight another war against a dwindling duchy
>>174620258
Do you know how R&I always gets first post
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>>174616032
Seriously asking because they haven't updated steam, and I torrented it so can't access the steam forums
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After many weeks of delay, I have returned with yet another map based on a HPM game! Enjoy! Also, I did cheat a lot to make these nice borders.
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lads, how the hell do i active eu4 dlc? its not working with the archive shit, its pissing me off because it was working fine before but i think i messed something up

im using 1.19
>>
how do I get my pirated DLC's working for the steam version of EU4?
>>
Is Orthodoxy overpowered in the 769 start? As soon as you take Jerusalem and Antioch the game just hands you 7700 troops for free every time you declare a war.
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>>174616691
The Polish guy is not like the others.
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>>174621581
You need cream_api and the new steam_api
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>>174621974

thanks, but where do i get em?
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>>174622091
>>174621974

https://cs.rin.ru/forum/viewtopic.php?lang=en&f=29&t=70576

this?
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>>174621564
Hey, is the base an export from the game or a custom map from elsewhere? If so, link me? I've been on the hunt for a good set of maps for a project of mine.
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>>174620357
The new Americanist President, Robert Count of Shenandoah, My Vassal. Has granted me a claim on the duchy of Delmarva. The realm Expands!
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Why my mil score is so fuckin low? I am pretty sure apart from UK I have biggest standing army. Because of ships? Italy for example just got stomped, has literally no army and ships yet is ahead of me.
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>>174621564
>Ottoman caring so much about the sensibilities of the Balkans people, especially it's not like the wealth and developement of these regions are not worth subdivisions
They would be a single province m8
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>>174622501
Lack of officers and supply consumption probably
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>>174622501
>Because of ships?
yes

build dreadnoughts
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>>174622091
I just lurk until someone posts a mega link
>>174622337
>>174622653
Not him but
Congrats on falling for Reddit b8
https://www.reddit.com/r/paradoxplaza/comments/66q002/the_ottoman_empire_1355_ah/
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>>174616691
>second from the right
what's latvia doing in there? or is that supposed to be peru?
>>
>raiders attacking trade route
>set out myself to deal with it
>instead of bringing the entire army I go alone
>end up kidnapped

What the fuck? I don't mind savescumming when shit like this happens. I had over 10,000 troops I could call upon to help me with this and the game assumed that I didn't even bring one?
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>>174622949
>average gross "insert X" with exaggerated territory and weird arbitrary subdivions
>reddit bait
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Croatian fascists have awoken.
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>>174623647
Finally
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>>174622314
how does this work? I mean when I follow the instructions I end up with this notification: Appid key cannot equalt 0.
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>>174623647
WOKE AF NIGGA
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>cheating in vic2
how pathetic
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I'm planning on uniting the peninsula under the Pope the hard way and staying as the Roman Republic (need a Jacobin revolution somehow) and not forming Italy.

Do I make Tunis a protectorate and have some minor imperial ambition or leave them be and stay on the peninsula?

Also, if I stay the only GP in Italy and don't enact any of the Italian decisions, will pan-nationalists & redshirts not appear?
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>Attack 33000 austrians with my 50000 army
>Get completely crushed even thoug we had the same tech and I had terrain advantage
so what the hell? I lost like half of my morale immediately after the battle started. Anybody knows why? I have army maintance on max
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>>174621581
uninstall.exe
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>>174625053
Obliterated by Osterreich
Annihilated by Austria
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>>174625053
something about discipline maybe?
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>>174625053
morale
dice rolls
>>
>shitty general
>low army tradition
>low discipline
>negative prestige
>bad army composition
maybe its one of these
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>>174624809
Tunisia is rightful Italian clay, as is Libya.
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>>174625545
Are you describing /gsg/?
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>>174625053
>I lost like half of my morale immediately after the battle started.
You didn't.

If one side has 6 max morale and the other 3 max morale, the side with 3 max morale is shown as having 50% morale on the combat screen.

Also #, Tech and Terrain are hardly the only variables.
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>>174625350
>>174625453
There is no way they could have better morale or discipline than my troops. I have entire quality idea group and italian ideas. It can´t be dicerolls either because I battled their army four times with my 50k stack and it ended the same way every time
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>>174548003
Alright, game over, pretty decent borders achieved and 3 countries cucked

Will post pops and ending screen shortly.
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>>174625685
our game comp is good, R&I is a terrific 0/0/6/0 general
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r8 my funny meme
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>mamluks inflencing me and granting me subsidies
I don't know how EU4 works does this mean they'll annex me in future?
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>>174626440
Based.
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>>174626440
white
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>>174625921
Königsberg had the most dramatic amount of assimilation, with there being a 39% Polish minority out of almost 750k people.

Well over 30% accepted pops, i am pretty happy with that.

Only 2 colonies upgraded to states out of total 11 i had.
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Alright lads, i figured it out

>get eu4 on steam w.o any dlc
>download dlc from cs rin ru (5 parts)
>extract to dlc folder
>download cracks and read the readme, move over the one for legal steam version

and you're ready to go
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>>174626565
You're probably an enemy of their enemy or they believe it will be beneficial to them that you stay alive for now. Like how you can get both the Ottomans and the Mamluks to give you free dosh by declaring on QQ / Timmy as a small middle eastern nation.
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>>174626565
whether you are in danger or not is generally indicated by their stance towards you and their provincial interests.

influence and subsidies are completely empty features, only there to give a false feeling of a great power mechanic. the ai uses them without any purpose. their only use to the player is for relationship increase.
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why are there so many prussiacucks and byzantophiles? what is it about these two nations particularly?
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>Lake Francesco
>Lake Fernandino
>Lake Garibaldi
>Lake Italia
>Lake Rome

Why are these options so shit? Can I rename it somewhere?

I want Lake Pius or at least fucking Roma.
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>>174627284
You'd think HPM would have unique ones for the Papal state but apparently not.

Also, how do you discover that shit? I'm always ahead on tech but never get it.
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>>174627121
prussia was a strong military power for its size which is kind of cool
ere is the remnants of the roman empire and shielded europe from muslims for hundreds of years plus it's no longer around so you can't see how much of a shithole it would have turned out to be today if the greeks held onto anatolia
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>>174626810
>>174626943
Alright thanks, playing Najd at the moment and declared rival war on Baluchistan, Mamluks have paid the debts of Shammar twice now. I was trying to get a royal marriage and alliance with both Mamluks and Ottomans but they don't seem to want me to be allied with the other.
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>>174577665
Obligatory Uninstall.exe
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>>174627121
The realization of grandeur that never was able to actually happen in real life.

So basically just like their own pathetic lives except they get to play out what they imagine it would've been like.
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>>174626746
>>174625921
Ranked much better than i thought i would, tho taking vital provinces from Germany and Russia means they'll suck. I got suprisingly close to being No.2 or even 1, couple more decades and i would have achieved that.

Lazy Fairy liberals at the end, had libs only in the early game when i still was Krakow iirc

This ends my autistic blog. Will post more screenshots if anyone wants.
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>>174623475
>not picking up on Reddit grammar >>174625053
Dice rolls because LMAO GENERALS WERE ALL JUST LUCKY ALTHOUGH NAPOLEON WAS THE OBLY GUY WHO EVAH FOUGHT SO THATS WHY HE WON :DDDD
>>174626565
No it means they want an ottoman buffer state, although they might vassalise you
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>>174627746
super cool game story commonwealth bro thx

Hey what happened to England?
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for 116 million pops this is a LOT of conversion going on
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>>174628723
>proddie china
hmm
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>>174623647
>wanting even more herzegniggers and bosnians in the country

ubi se
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>>174628757
I think it's some kind of weird syncretic thing

I know next to nothing about the guy who led the rebellion or china in general but in the canon of my campaign I'll just say since confucianism became irrelevant within the heavenly kingdom there wasn't an autistic insistence on keeping the old chinese customs based on it and so we westernized quickly

warlord era will come any time now, I only just westernized
what I'll do then is probably tag to anhui clique and form nationalist china. I think someone said you could do that.
>>
Your favorite song from the paradox games?

Here's mine (I think) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1BiahgB6t8
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>>174629050
I still don't get the heavenly kingdom, why did half of China revolt for Christianity?

All I know is modern day China are fucking niggers when it comes to Christianity.
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>>174629242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cCB7nrhaKE
eu 3 music has great balance between le epic/comfy shit
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>>174618359
You are above both of them though, so it's not impossible that they will get forced out (by USA, NL, Japan maybe, etc.) in time for you to form Italy.
Don't give up! I need to see a glorious Italo-Gallic empire with French and Italian accepted pops.
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I've been playing EU4 for a while now and I'm pretty comfortable with it. So far I've only been playing major states. Castille, France, England, Ottomans, Brandenburg, etc.

I'm ready to move on to small states and minors now. Where should I begin? Which minor states are particularly fun to play? Not necessarily "lol surviving as Ulm is super hard!!!11" but more well-focused national ideas, good positioning, that sort of thing.

I'm thinking maybe either Cyprus into KOJ or Venice/Genoa, trying to go tall with high trade income, but I'm trying to find other good ideas.
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>>174629415
How do you go from that to "le ebin falalallalalan xDxD"?
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>>174628598
First it got dismantled in a great war, then later in another war i think Germany added a war goal to release Scotland. In 34 they started a war to annex Scots, succeeded, and were at war with krauts till the end.
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>>174629536
>EUIV
>tall
haha nice joke
>>
>>174629415
I like that one too. One of the best.
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>>174629242
This is probably my favorite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eob16_SZR6s
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>>174629536
Hedjaz. Their tolerance of the true faith + missionary strength ideas + religious ideas means you never have to worry about revolts again.
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>>174577075
>1506 – The three-day Lisbon Massacre comes to an end with the slaughter of over 1,900 suspected Jews by Portuguese Catholics.
BASED
AND
WHITE
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>>174627121
>Prussia
>The ones who form the empire of Germany
>people identify with Wilhelm because of his social awkwardness and challenging the social order even though he would lose, i.e. Suppourting morrocan independence despite asking for some black tribes to be genocide FOUR SCIENCE
Byzantine empire
>are Christians but hate Catholics so decide orthodoxy is the truer faith so has stronger claim to Rome
>betrayed by Venice so can use anti Semitic memes even though Venice had the first ghettos and actively persecuted Jews because they fucked with the Venetian trade empire
>held Turks at bay for awhile and everyone hates the Turks
>>
>ottomans fought a not-that-large battle near syria
>annex the mamluks just like that

>eu4
>beat their entire army
>start sieging the first fort
>siege takes 8 months
>siege the next fort
>siege takes 2 years because it has not port to be blockaded (paradox logic)
>crush their army
>crush their allied morroco army that marched through the entire africa
>crush their 2nd and 3rd raised armies
>33% warscore
>...
>finally max warscore
>can't take more than 5 provinces before warscore is maxed
>coalition forms against me
>gotta wait another 15 years for the truce to end

why
>>
Anyone else gets tired/bored/overwhelmed once your country grows too big?

Last game I was Korea and conquered Manchuria and Mongolia, also half of Japan, and had colonies in Mexico, Indonesia, and South Africa. There was too much shit going on and started a new game.

What's a fun country with no colonization?
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Can you keep Zapata as head of your gov in KR? Instead of Pancho Villa...
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>>174629965
/gsg/ is actually very pro-Turk. "Removing kebab" and all that is just a meme. Turks are honestly white and quite based.
>>
So the eras represented in crusader kings, europa universalis, victoria, and hearts of iron are supposed to directly feed into each other? What era would theoretically come after that (would it encompass the entire modern era or stop somewhere sooner?) and what would be the core gameplay concepts it would revolve around? Not really a /his/fag but would like to learn more.
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>>174629439
I cheated to see if it was actually feasible and apparently I still can't form Italy being the only italian GP with N&I
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>>174629995
>play meme game
>get memed on
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>>174627403
No clue, I never usually get it so it actually really surprised and irritated me that the names are shit.

Does nobody know where in the files the name of the lake is to edit it?
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>>174629408
Because they were reactionaries, and it seemed it would make china be able to defend itself from the west >>174629536
Shizmazu to Japan, then become a hapsburg and get Austria in a PU
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>>174630118
>What era would theoretically come after that
East vs West, which was intended to be a cold war simulation based on the Hearts of Iron engine. Playable betas (with limited content) exist, go track down a copy and try it out if you're interested.
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>>174630103
t. Erdogan
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Prove me wrong.
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>>174629995
I miss eu3 turbo-annexing
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>>174630124
Did you check the requirements for the form italy decision to be available?
Are you playing HPM?
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>>174630307
>Qing
Well that was easy.
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>>174630096
I'm trying to survive as Frankfurt right now, it was boring for a while once I got my economy up and running but once I decided to expand just a little things got real interesting.
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>>174629995
Because if it was like that ingame then the AI would lose its shit
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>>174629995
>Ottoman expansion by 1500 is alright
>replicating irl cannot happen
Anon the second you lean ottomans are the starter Nation in a video game the sooner you'll hate erdgoran that son of the devil
>>174630096
>blobbing makes the game not fun
Really made me think anon m>>174630103
I already called you a devil, don't make Assad kill you with his voodoo
>>174630307
>Scots have de jure parts of the kingdom of Northumbria
>Falklands aren't British
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>>174577665
Hawaii in MEIOU & Taxes.
>literally entire world except nearby ocean is terra incognita
>only other member of your tech group is Tahiti - you can't see their land and they can't see yours so neither can attack the other, but you know they're there and you have a chill polynesian bro on your side
>comfy unique polynesian religion
>no one even has the range to even find you for a really long time, get to relax in comfiness
>have a warm, comfy volcano
>the islands are actually two provinces so you can send your men on infinite laps back and forth if you feel bored
>has generic National Ideas, which is super comfy because you know that somewhere out there in the abyss of terra incognita, someone, somewhere shares the same ideas as you
>is used for background calculations that require an existing tag so you're secretly really important even if you can't do much of anything
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>>174630418
no, vickymod

I know that in HPM you need to sphere every single minor but you don't in vickymod

I remember forming Italy super early as S-P as soon as I got N&I and Lombardy from Austria
>>
What are some fun European nations that aren´t turbo hard but aren´t too easy either?
>>
>>174630585
I don't know about vickymod, but in HPM at least it looks like you only need to be in the Italian culture group to be able to form Italy, and Corsica has North Italian as its primary culture which makes it part of the Italian culture group as far as I can tell. When you switch into diplomatic map mode, it should show potential formations by drawing a colored border around e.g. de jure Germany, Italy, etc.
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>>174630734
in HPM you need tech + sphere everything, in vickymod it's way easier
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>>174630841
I'm just saying it looks like it should be possible, regardless of the conditions you have to meet. It's not ruled out before you even start playing.
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>>174629690
Good choice.
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oh fug I have no guys there and no navy
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send help
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>>174629995
>WHYYYY CANT I BLOB FASTER REEEEEEEEEEE
>>>/r/paradoxplaza
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>Prepare myself for that sweet murder on granadan soil as Spain.
>My starting general dies a mere second before the first battle.
Why even have generals then? That was a fucking let down.
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>>174630945
it is, but the conditions are confusing since I'm pretty sure I met every requirement
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>>174631029
no BIG_BENIS_IN_MY_ANUS, i won't go to your club
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>>174631124
The hovertext doesn't show you what's missing?
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>carving a canal through egypt with artillery
>france attacks muh canada
What do, lads? Is 120k enough to defeat them in the mainland?
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Things are not going well for the Karlings this game.

Charlemagne died two years in of stress
His only legit son died of food posioning sometime after with the rest of his line dying of disease
Karloman determined to step up conquers Saxony.
Not a month later Saxony rebels and is liberated.
Karloman dies of gout leaving a mess of bordergore as the Karlings usually do.
Pepin King of West Francia, Karloman's eldest steps up and immediately conquers East Francia followed quickly by Midda Francia
The Kingdoms of Burgundy and Aquitaine are locked in a struggle with no end in sight.
Pepin well the strongest ruler among the Karlings left is banging everything that moves in an attempt to get an heir including his first daugther. After a son was born all seemed well.
Moments ago Pierre Karling, Pepin's only son was killed. Leaving his heir being the brother he stole East Francia from.

I haven't involved myself often in in the North besides a few marriages and alliances under Karloman and now Pepin. I don't plan to concern myself until I have pushed whats left of the Muslims out of Spain.
That said due to an unfortunate inheritance France now was land within my borders which will have to be remedied.

What ever paradox did to the AI I'm liking it.
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Newfag poorfag here, I stumbled upon the concept of grand strategy games recently and got EU3:DW since it was the best combination of easy to find and download, relatively low learning curve (according to a 5 minute google search), and most importantly that I could actually run on my toaster of a laptop since I apparently can't run any incarnation of EU4. Since I've picked it up, I've played a few saves as the teutonic order, minamoto, the aztecs, brandenburg, and sweden, each lasting for around 100 years give or take. Currently on frankfurt, trying to see how far I can take them just by blitzing towards tech with an emphasis on being small and economic and avoiding other people's wars. Maybe when I have 10+ tech levels over absolutely everyone else I'll just steamroll them so that even if the emperor bitches about it, he can't stop me. Haven't decided yet.

The thing is, I haven't slept well in like 5-6 weeks. I used to get like 10 hours a night, now I wake up, open my laptop and load my save again, play for around 15-20 hours straight before I get too tired to continue, then wake up and do it again. The actual time I wake up and fall asleep varies and is dismissive, and I end up eating whenever I actually notice I'm hungry rather than on a semi-regular pattern. I don't even give any mind to my other hobbies anymore and my backlog has not only been not touched, I'm not even keeping tabs on what should go in it.

I have NEVER been sucked into a game like this before. is it just because it's a new genre for me, am I maybe a little autistic, or is this just norrmal for new people trying to overcome the learning curve? Regardless, I figure I'll lurk here for a while and hopefully absorb something useful, if only just perspective. Just from browsing this thread, it seems like this community has a decent learning curve too.
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>>174631247
who
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>>174630307
LAS IRELANDAS SON ARGENTINAS
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>>174631276
Whilst Canada waits for my response I tributaried Mameluks and gave two of their exclaves to Tunisia, both to stop them attacking the canal zone and to neaten out the borders.
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>>174630307
>huns aren't pushed back to fucking germany where they belong

0/10
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>>174631405
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>>174631605
Defend Canada.
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>>174631261
restarted a previous save, I only lack the last one
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>>174631605
>French-Canadian Imperialist War
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>>174631948
Okay.
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>>174629536
Portugal. Collect centres of trade all around the world like cards and become filthy rich.
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>>174632263
God i fucking hate EUIV
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>>174632460
nuthin personnel kid
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>>174578790
What's that lighter shade of Green just north of Mexico? It's too light to be Canada
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>>174577075
>1506 – The three-day Lisbon Massacre comes to an end with the slaughter of over 1,900 suspected Jews by Portuguese Catholics.
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>>174629242
To Constantinople is my favourite song.

That ck2 song sounds pretty good, but I've only marathoned 2 minutes of it so far.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXSk-WVLS2A
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>>174632582
I hope you die
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>>174631405
Why does every post that's longer than two sentences gets always turned into a pasta on here?
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>>174631991
Doesn't that mean you have to sphere all the Italian countries (other than the Venice/Lombardia cores if they are owned by Austria)?
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>>174632741
Stormfags and /pol/fags (and now /gsg/faggots always spouting white and based, blobbing germany and wanting to kill Israel at autistic simulators. fuck you) are the best example of subhumans in human society today. You have stunningly low intelligence. You are all psychopaths and sociopaths. You are so susceptible to confirmation bias and delusion that when someone insults you as an individual for being mind-blowingly stupid, all you can think of is your epic jew memes and spout MUH GOY.

Rest assured that if 100% of you were not busy confined to a basement somewhere masturbating to cartoons, society would not tolerate your existence. Now get moving on dying in your 40s of heart disease you worthless sack of subhuman shit.
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Sweden has dominating attitude towards me, but wants me to support their independence. They've got some nerves, haven't they?
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Guys, any tips on how to improve my industry score in Vicky 2? Every single game I have a relatively low score and I don't know what I'm doing wrong. I put my national focus on clerks but still I can never get close to the industry scores that France, Germany, the UK have.

Right now I have a Greek game where I can practically went toe to toe with Austria, Russia (a strong one) and Ottoman Empire (relatively decent), on top of Bavaria who is a great power and I have an industry score of 92 in 1911.

What's the secret here?
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>>174632582
>60k infantry
>30k cavalry
>30k artillery
what did he mean by this?
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>both my rivals declare war on me after I just won a war
>allies forsake me
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>>174629242

This is my favorite:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b493SVQtY7o&list=PLV9ek8vuxB37Wi0j-T9PCdjaHbDJ3zAJ8&index=7

Along with Legacy of Rome one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DD_NR8fIpw
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>load up v2 after a long break
>no interesting saves, only generic grossgermaniums, this one fittingly labeled "germany #999"
Why are no other nations nearly as fun to play?
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>>174632910
industry is largely a population thing. you simply cannot keep up with them because they have much more population than you.

all you can do is constantly upgrade the most profitable factories and fill every state with all 8 factory slots. assuming you have enough people to man them, of course.
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>>174633056
Legacy of rome is awesome
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>do a test run
>this happens

too bad it will never happen again
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>>174633135
What's the most profitable factories in your opinion? I've just made each factory of telephones, cars and electricity in every province that I have and they seem to be kinda profitable at the moment.
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>>174632939
I get +35% combat bonus for cav because of muh mongols.
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>>174633298
L
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>>174633382
O
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>>174629995
Play M&T, if you're the Ottomans and you're beating the Mamluks hard you can get an event where you annex the entire sultanate but the provinces get a lot of autonomy, and also the Mamlukes may rebel later. It's more like real life. You can even proclaim yourself Caliph after you annex them.
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L
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>>174629415
>>174629690
>>174632660

who would win? well made and orchestrated romantic/classical music or "GUSTAVUS ADOLPHUS TACTICS ARE CRUCIAL, SUPREME EXCELLENCE IS TO WIN WITHOUT FIGHTING! SDSXDXDXDXDXD"
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>>174633379
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>>174633382
>>174633494
>>174633556

Alright I have been putting this off for the entire time you've been doing this, over a month now, atleast. I am really fucking annoyed by this meme. Victoria 2 is a great game, by far the greatest grand strategy of all time, in no other game can you manage an economy, your pops, your diplomacy, your taxes, your army and your sphere of influence at the same time. Victoria 2 takes every element of every game and makes it great. Your pathetic fucking mana/dynasty/OoB/insert single issue game simply can't compete. I've tried playing them, believe me. They are pathetic. You play them and you only have to manage one, maybe, two things. Hah, what is this mess? It's a botched job. A complete write off. And sure, if you like that sort of purile simplistic shit then more power too you, it's not my job to kick down your sandcastle. But why must I spend my time arguing this with you? Just because Victoria 2 is too complex for you doesn't mean it is for everyone. And when challenged you crawl back into your same abhorrent memery, because that's all this is, you don't have the slightest clue what you're saying or who you're messing with, because if you did you'd stop. Go back to playing your blob simulator, little man, because this general belongs to us. The true strategy gamers. Not your lame, disgusting casual shit. And you know the worst part? We can't even meme back. Hell, I'm sure there's some really overpowered trade good in EU4, but we can't say "hurr durr naval supplies" or whatever because the simple fact is nobody has played your favoured game since EU3, back before they dumbed it down for people like you. So well done, my friend, you made an intellectual victoria 2 fan MAD. You've achieved your greatest feat since you formed grossulmiums, mark this on your wall as a victory for your abysmal existence because I can tell you now, kiddo, this is your peak.
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>>174633169
How?
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>>174633382
Liquor? I have those in every province too. It just isn't enough. For example, Bavaria has a population of 1.71 (adult male) while I have a population of around 7 million and they have an industry score of 122 while I have. That's 30 points higher than mine even though I have a way higher population. What the fuck am I doing wrong? My economy is in great shape, I make lots of money (mainly from taxes and tarrifs) but the industry score just bugs the hell out of me. It's the reason that I'm not a Great Power yet and can't rename my country to Byzantium.
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>>174633692
i'm so fucking happy. it's 1787 right? 34 more years and your campaign ends, liberating /gsg/ from your cancerous Qing AAR that literally nobody gives a shit about.
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>>174633732
redshirt rebels
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Hang in there, you plucky little fucker, daddy's coming.
>>174633816
Actually I'm not on ironman and am planning to continue it into a WC. Should only take 100 years or so.
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I'm currently doing a MP game with my boy, where I've gone Brittany and have the simple dream of a Breton Britain which I've almost done. But the faggot has gone off now and I want to play more EU.

Can someone recommend me a nation to be with some goals. Nothing too hard as I'm pretty shit.
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How do I learn to play Darkest Hour? What's a good tutorial, let's play? [
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>>174629415
>>174629242
Step aside, the best song is coming through.
Can't find a youtube link
https://myspace.com/europauniversalisii/music/song/falalalan-4818892-4797226
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>>174634416
Youtube videos.
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>>174634416
alone. the tutorial isn't very good. play many games until you finally know how to play and ask for help if you are stuck.
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>>174634416
Play the in-game tutorial
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>>174630571
>literally just map staring
ya sounds gr8 m8
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>>174629242
Here's my autistic playlist of music I've been listening to almost daily since I started playing /gsg/ in 2012. This is the best of Waldetoft. Enjoy

Rome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elK5iReyAMI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IR5N0-DqZoU

EU3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cCB7nrhaKE

V2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOS1xBqWYxU

HOI3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNsI5eBn2gI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv0dso2bPoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPjSTAW7bpM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzpbCVH1Kfw

CK2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Tq5vaCzh7Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DD_NR8fIpw

EU4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpsCFt6KVtE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRbGl9lbN18

Stellaris
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSKjyo6b6FM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue3GWx2ItWI

HOI4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8ZRBmik5DI
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>>174634750
>not map staring for fun
Where do you think we are?
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>>174633061
Do a world conquest from that save.
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>>174634886
>missing the best HoI3 song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOiohuMkKD8
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>had another eu4 cuck event
please someone tell me where this fucking event is, advisors keep cucking me
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>174577612
>174577665
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>174582891
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>174585806
>174588328
>174588903
>174590008
>174590016
>174590305
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>174591154
>174591515
>174591941
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>174592163
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>174600387
>174602362
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>174630307
>174631276
>174631605
>174632263
>174632582
>174632853
>174633379
>174633692
>174634252
kys yourself
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>>174635201
All me
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>>174635201
based tower poster
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>>174635201
w&b
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>>174634886
You forgot HoI2.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHsOasp0LAo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIbS_4XWYqw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9q0yX8NavKM
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Who wants to make a /gsg/ spinoff dedicated entirely to shitposting?
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>>174635506
its called eu4
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>>174634886
>Songs of the Steppes - Hurricane Wasteland
Good shit, makes me want to play nomads. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNbYIQR_glE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVZI_IRNvP0
Also good.
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I want Hitler back ;__;
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>>174634997
>v2
>world conquest
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>>174635535
No, I meant as in an imageboard where we would be free from jannies and mods and be able to shitpost to our hearts content.
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>>174635689
Shhh just do it
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What retinues should I focus on for my horde in CK2? Horse archers look mediocre, but are their tactics worth it? I think I've been doing 75-25 with light cavalry-heavy cavalry for generic harass and charge tactics
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>>174635894
just spam steam transports
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>>174585639
>that black death blob
kys
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>>174635894
Go full LC and then switch to HC once you have the income to sustain them. HA has been nerfed (but are still very strong) but LCs still do a very good job while being super cheap so there's little reason not to use them.
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>>174635979
Go back to paradoxplaza, manapro.
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>>174636123
>once you have the income to sustain them
Get 4k gold for burning down a kingdom, that's hardly a problem
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>>174635894
>Horse archers look mediocre
No they don't. What you do is stack HA and purchase the two 3k HA mercenary stacks. You'll technically obliterate every army in the game, even the Byzantine.

t. someone who blobbed the fuck out of an OPM nomad duchy using HAs
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>>174634252
>canucks accept white peace
>I was going to give them all of north america
FUCKING AI REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>174636243
>bleeding money each month
I'm too autistic to run a negative balance
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>>174636382
Leaf'd
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>>174636398
just make byzantium your suzerain, horsies are broken
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>>174636481
*tributary, fug
>>174636346
You can conquer the entire world in no time as a nomad, defensive pacts just make it easier to expand, even. Doesn't matter if you use chiefly HA or LC, they'll be broken anyway
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>>174636481
>not razing every non-castle holding in constantinople, settling there and cheesing your way to 7 castles through the stewardship event while enjoying the +25% levy size from the theodosian walls
It's almost like you don't want to shit 100k men out of Constantinople alone
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how to become pagan in grandi strat
t. Varg
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I haven't played EU4 in a couple of years, how does technology work now? Anything else that has changed?
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>>174618668
Did an Americanist play-through once. The conditions for reforming America are stupidly specific so I stopped trying to make it great again.
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>>174636382
I swear these tributaries are the biggest niggers in the game.
>don't join your wars
>demand you join theirs
>just as you win their war for them they white peace and take nothing, and as they are teh war leader the hundreds of thousands of lives lost for them mean nothing as you peace out too
bravo johan
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Conquer or puppet Piedmont?
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>>174577075
holy fuck. eu4 is so much better when i play as a fanatic isolationist instead of blobbing all over the world.

i finally took the redpill.
portugal, switzerland, savoy, britanny and granada are solid options for such a playstyle. definitely suggest it.
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What is the most comfy kingdom in ck2?
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??????

>>174634252
FUCK OFF BIGBENIS
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>>174637362
>playing hoi4
FUCK OFF IRELAD
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>>174637159
off yourself

this is beyond "japan snake" in terms of disgust
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>>174637295
Just wait until M&T 2.0 so you can actually get huge development boosts and pop cultivation from not blobbing.
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>>174637307
Republic of Venice, Gotland, Isle of Man or any other near-impregnable island. Titular Switzerland is also pretty neat, though it's not that strong in terms of holding slots.
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>>174637307
Hungary in 1066 start point
Charlemagne in Charlemagne start point
England in the Third Crusade Start point
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>>174637159
why is suicide not an option?
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>>174637307
Italy formed by House Welf(Milan) in HPM
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>>174637295
no reason to be isolationist as there's nothing to do in eu4 when not blobbing other than colonizing and you can do that while blobbing
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>>174637295
I'm doing a Brittany game in MP, and my boy is Portugal but he got a PU over Aragon so he is blobbing in Africa.

I've got 2 big colonial nations and I've got half of Britain.

Boring start but very very fun now
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>>174637091
And again, this time atleast they took something, but the land they took is retarded.
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>>174637678
FUK OOFFFFF TO REDDIT BIGBENNIG
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>>174637434
>>174637503
What's wrong with this? Literally 80% South Germaniums ruled by Absolute Monarch which has slavshits lapdogs to fight wars for me? ;^)
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>>174629536
you know well that you need to start as the knights into KOJ
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war elephants are just a meme retinue, right
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>>174637874
>go back to plebit
>posts a screenshot of hoi4
really makes me think
>>174638086
yes
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r8 muh cultural conversion
>>174637874
>unironically telling me to go to reddit when you're playing a SJW in HoI4
Lad, are you all there?
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>>174638135
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>174637874
>double the number of potential labourers
>productivity only increases by 5%

Is Paradox trying to say women are useless?
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>>174637423
>FUCK OFF IRELAD
>implying i play Goy$

t. Irelad
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>>174638357
>has reddit enhancement suite
>tells OTHERS to go back to his favorite site
hmm
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>>174638602
>knows what reddit enhancement suite looks like
You have to go back too.
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what's the significance of an "engine" in game development? couldn't someone just make a gs on his own, perhaps using parts of paradox game files?
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>>174638985
if your engine's shit, your game will run like shit
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Has anybody else always wanted to make a mask out of a deer skull?
Is it weird that I legitimately want to do that?
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>>174638985
>perhaps using parts of paradox game files?
If you did this, the parts you were able to use would be the "engine." The engine is the part of the game that isn't the content. Think about your favorite mod that completely overhauls the game. What things does it change? What things does it have in common with the base game? Many of those things in common will be features of the engine. Many paradox games run on the same engine, in fact.
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>>174639184
If its for halloween or something fun than no its not weird.

If your doing it because your looking for a cool mask for when you go all Jason Vorhees on some campers then yes its weird.
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>tfw go to war for the sole purpose of making my borders look more tidy
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Time for some ebin East African colonies.
>>174638549
Sorry, laddo. But you too have badgered me for riling up the redditors in the past.
You stopped after I found out your hometown in your steam account though.
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>>174639401
>If its for halloween or something fun than no its not weird.
Making a costume out of an actual skull for halloween is definitely weird, sorry m8. Making one out of cardboard or something in the style of the classic "satanic" horned skull mask would be fair game.
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>>174639401
I'd say most people would think a mask made of actual bone is weird even during halloween. However, no camper would care about the material of the mask of their would be murderer unless the campers have guns and the mask is made of a bulletproof material.
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just fingered my ass to CK2, AMA
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>>174639808
Turn the islamic gommunism back on and then there will be some questions for you.
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>>174639808
Nice thumbnail, faggot.
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>>174639864
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>>174639597
>You stopped after I found out your hometown in your steam account though.
not really just stopped playing gs for a bit lmao
are you doxxlad?
>>
Is HOI4 playable yet?
>>
Whats the best duchy for de jure kingdom of Germany in CK2? If you were gonna do a roleplaying game where you form the kingdom of germany, what duchy would you pick?
>>
>>174640134
never was, never will be
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>>174637931
They be jelly of your gross osterreichium
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What a shitty way to end a revolt.

I was about ready to surprise them with another 3600 cavalry led by the 2 of the best commanders in the world and an organizer to boost speed. Then out of nowhere leader of the revolt gets captured during a small skirmish.

I mean I guess I won but it feels empty. I'm going to go conquer Muslim lands until I feel better.
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>Americanist mercenary company takes over Ontario because the Ontarians couldn't pay for his services
>Americanists, worshippers of old America, in Canada

wew
>>
What DLC should I disable for eu4? So far, I have:

Sabaton Soundtrack
Guns, Drums, and Steel (1 and 2)
Women in History
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Should I take Zimbabwe too?

>>174640016
I mean, maybe. If you count looking at people's steam accounts to be doxxing, If you mean the lad that got Reed then that wasn't me.

To be honest, if it's not you namedropping me then I have no fucking idea who it is. I think it's just a self concious redditor because they have RES.
>tfw so desperate to appear to hate reddit that you reveal you love it
its like poetry
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>>174640595
oh, you're big benis?
Ive already said what i think about you last year
literally;
>i dont care if you use reddit, just dont shit up the thread or fuck off.
>>
>>174640595
Fuck off, BIG_BENIS_MY_ANUS, back to leeddit.
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R8 my North America. America is a Proddie Irish Republic, and I'm their only ally.

(Canada and Louisiana are only temporary, as I plan on releasing them then vassalizing them when I get them their borders. They'll be buffer states between me and the US)
>>
Is bigbenis based?
>>
>>174640803
I'll probably just delete the account again. I like annoying redditors but it's not worth that one autist shitting up the thread with namedropping. He even went as far as using inspect element to make it look like I made posts on cuckold subreddits, the poor lad is terminally retarded.
>>
>>174640886
Lad, you literally proved you use reddit here >>174638357
So kindly either post games or fuck off.
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this time it'll work I swear
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>>174641083
>>174640803
>>174640595
>>174638357
Notice half those posts are about his China playthrough, whoring it on reddit to get some love - posted just yesterday.
>>
>>174641019
landlocked colonies are absolutely disgusting
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>>174641286
i was
stop defending cancer
>>
>>174641316
Actually, if you must know, it's to get points so that I can shitpost with impunity.

If you go under +100 karma is stops letting you post, so I stockpile a thousand or so and then I don't have to worry about the posts the redditors don't like not showing up.

400d chess me lad
>>
>>174641286
I've leterally never been to reddit, unlike a certain BIG BENIS...
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>Slow fever is rampant so I seal off court
>Advisor finds a bunch of tunnels under castle
>Send guards into tunnel
>They find some crazy chick who claimed to have had a lover at court that died and she got lost
>Sounds honest enough she can stay with us
>That very night crazy chick stabs me with a knife ending my reign

I kinda walked right into that one
>>
>>174641493
>hoi4
>grand strategy game
pick 1
>>
WE'RE ALL TRAPPED IN A MAZE OF RELATIONSHIPS
>>
>>174641304
>a meeting of the greatest nations of Europe come together to decide the fate of the rest of the world
>France, Spain, United Kingdom, Austrian Empire, Russia, Prussia, and...
>Corsica
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>>174641019
>Irish
yes
>Republic
YE-
>Proddie
OUT OUT OUT REEE

>>174641083
just keep posting your campaign my dude and ignore him.

>>174641316
unless he's literally linking to reddit, who fucking cares?

t. Irelad
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r8 muh future borders
>>174641634
Then how the fuck did you even know about my account?
>>174641808
wtf is irelad
/my guy/?
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>>174637091
>hundreds of lives lost and for what?

>>174637295
>Brittany doesn't blob in the new world
>>174635154
No idea but it's pretty realistic, I mean the master of mint clearly walks around with golden bars just to pleasure my wife with, that's what's really decreasing inflation, all the gold is getting trapped up her poon
>>
looking for some autism pro who have knowledge on eu4 modding, especially shaders, map, shit like this.
>>
None of you are true muslims
reported to twitter
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>tfw suez canal in the 18th century
>>174642609
>the master of mint clearly walks around with golden bars just to pleasure my wife with, that's what's really decreasing inflation, all the gold is getting trapped up her poon
hnnng
>>
>>174642128
/irelad/ is the bigly autistic Vicky 2 player who has to join every bloody multiplayer game we host. You'll tell him your master plan so you win, and then he just tells CIAanon you asked for CP so he crashes your computer with no survivors
>>
>>174642835
>he just tells CIAanon you asked for CP so he crashes your computer
what
>>
>>174642731
Anon leave the game on speed 5 and post end map
>>174642835
Sucked as well because I was working on my disatacitation at the time
>>
/gsg/, suggest me a fun nation and a goal in ck2
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>>174642656
bumping request, anyone with basic knowledge will do i guess
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>>174643024
Armenia
genocide the Kurds so the Turks trust you
>>
>>174642835
t. 4u
>tfw haven't played multiplayer this year
feels weird desu

t. Irelad
>>
>>174643196
do it yourself ;^)
>>
>>174643024
Jewish Khazaria horde

Conquer Venice and control as much trade as possible
>>
i am cum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxJi8BGMUj8
>>
Any fun minor religions in CK2? Is zunist fun to play as?
>>
>>174643773
Will this finally make EUIV good?
>>
>>174644037
HEAVY ARMY
>>
>>174643391
see one problem i have no idea where even i should start and i feel its like 5 minutes of work top
>>
>>174644071
yes. best case scenario it could make eu4 /gsg/ approved.
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>>174633579
>that music
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>>174644071
>>174643773

this shit even adds a private economy.

if a bunch of autists could make this by typing shit on notepad+ imagine what an actually competent paradox dev team could do with the game engine on their hands...
>>
>>174643773
Why did they make it look ugly? I mean, Vanilla isn't perfect, but if one is to improve the graphics then improve it damn it - this is making it look worse.
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So this is the true power of the mandate
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>>174644779
It looks way better than vanilla
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When the black death is killing everybody and you've ran out of food after two years in the castle but it's okay because you can just eat courtiers
I've already eaten 3-5
>>
>>174643773
I've been playing this mod and I don't like it. It creates a messy world. Much more messy than vanilla. I hope they have fixed that now, but I doubt it. Not to mention it takes forever for a month to tick by because of their spaghetti coding. And these autists didn't have to add a shitton of new provinces nobody wanted.

It disappoint me because I wish this mod was good.
>>
>>174638303
Why would you waste all those diplo points? The sub cultures give you no penalty whatsoever.
>>
>>174643773
They should remove Ages too, this ain't Civilization.
>>
>>174644861
Then we will have to agree to disagree. I think it looks really ugly, wheras vanilla looks ok/good-ish if you put in water mod.
>>
>>174644839
Is this the ancient finnish empire?
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>>174644979
They have
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>>174645195
Where does that meme come from? I heard it thrown around often.
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>>174645396
>he doesn't know
sweet summer child
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>>174644162
Do they get heavy infantry bonuses?
>>
>>174645454
Wait, you meant that ancient astronaut bullshit? Carry on then.

And no, I´m from Dezember 2011, thank you very much.
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Surely that's wrong
>>174645396
Because of how similar Ancient finish and Korean art is it was theorised they were once two cultural hegemons and thus empires
Look up the hyper war for more
>>
>>174645539
I think so yeah
>>
>>174645667
Nice
>>
>>174645572
Sweet Baby J
>>
Why the flying fuck do my councillors not let me distribute titles during a regency?

I always end up getting completely fucked by regency councils because I end up way over my demense limit with no goddamn way of getting under it. If they're so fucking mad about me having too many titles why the hell are they not ALLOWING me to distribute them?
>>
>>174646193
Its because they hate you anon
>>
>>174646193
Just accept the tyrant penalty
>>
>>174646193
Look at the reasons why they don't accept
Then spend jew mana to get them to vote how you wish
>>
>>174646379

I did, I got cucked by a bunch of council revolts because my last ruler had died during a war that had drained my coffers and soldiers.
>>
>>174643773
Will they fix institutions spawning in africa?
>>
>>174643773
>none of the DLCs required
Pirates will defend this
>>
>>174643773
>Trade centers will move
Finally, so in the end modders had to do Paradox's work again.
>>
>>174646797
>fix
Sorry honey but I've been having fun with eu4 from the day I pre-ordered it at full price on the paradox store page, then when I finally got it I poured hours into it and loved every multisexond of it
>>
Are there any alt-history WWI mods for DH?

Not something like Kaiserreich, but something were you can actually fight WWI.
>>
>>174646604
he said that developed urban centers get to spawn institutions first, and since development is mostly passive, we probably will not see any KANGS no more
>>174644943
they said something about improvements made to the engine by the devs which helps very much with their mod performance. hope that it's true.
>>
>>174647096
there is a legacy of the napoleon mod.
>>
>>174644943
Honestly provinces should split when they reach a certain development
>>
>>174581047
What map mod m'lad
>>
>>174647479
LOoks like thestrum orbid
>>
>>174647479
Beyond Typus with Graphical Improvements Mod.
>>
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>>174585639
Daily reminder that it doesn't matter
>>
>EU4
>France
>Ottomemes blobbed all the way to Vienna, defeated the mamluks while I was busy erasing England from existence
>Austria hates me, rivaled me at the start of the game
>Russia rivaled me
>Spain is so weak it's a fucking joke
Is my only option to blob like heel to beat the Ottomemes ?
>>
>>174643773
>if you set an army to loot a province the population will start decreasing because of the atrocities
will paradox even accept this mod on their page, considering their "no historical genocides" policy?
>>
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Oh fug
>>
>>174644269
its really easy my lad you google this. eu4 map modding and you get this thing http://www.eu4wiki.com/Map_modding
>>
>>174647856
you rape them early game and then they fade into nothingness
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Alright boyos, what religion should I try to be?

>Cathar
Since I just like catharism, nothing related to the game

>Lollard
for the lols

>Fraticelli
To replace the pope and wage those sweet crusades
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>Portugal is able to declare wars on my colonies without me being pulled in somehow, despite me not being able to do the same
>Kongolese La Plata is still able to handle them by themselves and seizes all colonies
>>
>>174643773
>church gives money to education now
OMG BUT PARADOXPLAZA TOLD ME THE CHURCH IS EVIL AND KILLED ALL PPL WHO COULD READ!!!!
>>
>>174646504
>calling money jew mana
Has this meme gone too far?
>>
>>174650014
I've seen this happen. Ming+Ming Mexico conquered Spanish Mexico. Forcing your colony to 1v1 another colony and watching them wreck the other colony feels great though.
>>
Is M&T out?
>>
Is Distant Worlds worth the time to pirate?
>>
>>174651236
sure
>>
Is EvW out?
>>
>>174650014
Apparently you can declare on CNs like that if you have a direct province bordering them

Really broken honestly, unless you're so late to the colony game that there's no more coast you can literally just plant a colony next to a CN and just eat the entire new world
>>
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Talk to me about Galactic Civilizations. II and III are in the humble bundle right now
>>
I thought isolationism is removed from Tokugawa when they are added to sphere. Am I wrong?
>>
Which of these nations would you release and play as in a modern day gsg?
>>
>>174654434
Prussia
>>
>>174654434
Prussia if it was unironically German again.
>>
>>174654434
prussia
>>
>>174654434
crimea
the only reason being because I fucking love the shape of crimea
>>
what the fuck
since when I can't start wars in the same sphere of influence
>>
>>174654767
What about the Korean peninsula?
>>
>>174645664
>>174645346
Based Virgin anon.
>>
>>174654434
Occitania is the only real choice here.
>>
>>174654434
Sicily.

I don't know fun a modern day gs would never since blobbing would be a lot harder
>>
>>174654434
How many of these have wide support other than the Spanish ones?
>>
How fun it would be, I mean
>>
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>>174643773
>>174644071
>>174644290
>>174644626
>>174644861
>>174645346
>>174646626
>>174646797
>>174647160
>>174650568
>>174650958
Fuck off, MEIOU&TIDF, every fucking day you spam this shit. Your laggy, bloated, broken, SJW, kike mod will NOT make EU4 any better than the crunbling shit stain it is, sure, it'll add a few nice flavor texts but other than that it will just gas everyone's CPUs, just like your precious China in CK2. Stop fucking posting this cancer here, go to >>>/r/paradoxplaza if you want to be retarded le hype faggots.
>>
>>174655868
t. johan
>>>/r/eu4

Reminder that M&T is white and based
>>
>>174655868
dumb frog poster
>>
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>>174654434
JUST
>>
>>174655868
reddit in suicide watch
>>
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Surrender monkeys BTFO
>>
new thread when
>>
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>>174655868
leave

dumb frog poster
>>
>>174656294
kys
>>
>>174656119
>>174656304
MEIOU&TIDF so triggered they can't even reply properly.
>>
>>174656119
>>174656304
kek
>>
>>174656119
>>174656304
I saw your mistake, anon
You can't hide it
>>
>>174656119
>>174656304
Top kek, you retard
>>
>>174656119
>>174656304
how will meiouidf ever recover
>>
>>174656328
>You must be over 18 to use this site
>>
>>174656801
fuck off mosque
>>
>>174656119
>>174656304
nobody this retarded could ever play MEIOU, stop false-flagging
>>
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>>174656427
>>174656451
>>174656493
>>174656568
>>174656762
woops i made an oopsie

oh well
>>
>>174642835
>he just tells CIAanon you asked for CP so he crashes your computer with no survivors
Seriously, what the fuck did he mean by this? He contacts the CIA and lies to them about having criminal information and they v& whoever he's playing against? Is CIAanon one of their meme personalities? If so how would he crash their computer?
>>
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>>174657087
>Can't use 4chan
>Hates frogposting
Where could such a person come from?
>>
>>174657087
haha owned pwned and btfod
>>
SCRUMP SCRUMP SCRUMP SCRUMP SCRUMP SCRUMP SCRUMP SCRUMP
>>
Alright, lads, R&I is about to make the new thread, refresh the catalog and beat him to the first post.
>>
What?
>>
the
>>
Huh?
>>
are
>>
we
>>
even
>>
Is there a graphical overhaul of vic2?
>>
>>174658115
i don't know
>>
*farts*
>>
>>174658115
It's called EU4 extended timeline
>>
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>playing native
>almost reached feudalism
>english ship appears at the coast
>>
huh.
>>
Proper thread
>>174658469
>>174658469
>>174658469
>>
Real thread
>>174643562
>>174643562
>>174643562
>>174643562
>>174643562
>>174643562
>>
this community is cancer
>>
>>174659353
cancer is good tho
>>
>>174577901
>/u/twokindsofpeople

no way this isn't fake
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