/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist & Payday 2 General

>>174431331
meme

>>174431331
i love how that faggot is the only one drawing shitney

>>174431331
that op just made me regret being alive
someone do a decent thread and kill this one

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>>174431331
Good taste

>>174431652
Why aren't you in chat you fucking filthy slut

>>174431652
thanks for the matever, it turns me on as pounding a hot trap ass

>>174431652
How about that Ron Perlman

>>174431652
Thanks, took MZQG3.

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>>174431652
got second, thanks

also

>Big oil OD day 1 stealth solo, for side job
>throw body bag in water
>game respawn body bag DIRECTY IN FRONT OF CAMERA, near fence
>they mine this place watch out!
>boom boom bam

>>174431652
>6YIQL-FQKJ7-6E6GC
Thanks

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0q1plG0Dhag

>>174432608
Bain?

>>174432071
>How about that Ron Perlman
and his all of the references to his dick
>SUCK MY DICK SNIPER
>CHOKE ON MY DICK CLOAKER
>etc

>>174433103
>DICK PENIS PUSSY TASER

>>174433103
Yeah but have ya seen Hellboy? Fuckin' great movie.

So is one down as big of a meme as everyone makes it out to be? I'm only infamy 3 but I'm trying to work my way up to being able to do them even in quickplays maybe hopefully one day.

>>174433342
just do the heists on OD for the achievements and mask,it's basically a camping cheesing simulator

>>174433342
OD = Nine Lives/Swan Song/Inspire/Jokers aced mostly because jokers are insanely strong, that's kind of the reason why it's a meme
Of course stealth one downs are laughably easy.

>>174433612
>>174433531
So I just started seriously playing, and I've tried to watch some people who do it. (Not sure who is good) but is there any other weapons for OD besides the heavy crossbow and like chinapuff thing with a dodge build? Seems like relying on RNG to tell you if you dodged or not would be kinda sucky.

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Just done Car shop on OD in 20 mins, 7 seconds left

>>174433342
Find good players to carry you

>>174433985
>heavy crossbow
light crossbow is better

>>174434515
Most of the friends I have that play are newer than I am.
>>174434690
I guess I'll have to try it out.

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Need help with Scrap metal trophy, Join chat and ask if you wanna help

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post dragan

Do medics not get staggered by fire damage? I keep hitting them with but don't notice it, they keep firing at me.

>>174438960
probably shitty coding

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are gage boosts permanent?

>>174439470
In crime spree? They're only for that heist.

>>174439470
Yes

Daily rrerr

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FUCKING ALESSO GOD DAMT

>finish it without killing
>in the end i remove mask
>see, i can put mask again for some reason
>cant remove mask again wtf
>ok i will just put ecm and run to entrance for van
>no van no escape square
>alarm
>bots kill some enemies, i didnt
>van arrived, escaped
>no achievemnt

>>174440680
That sucks but honestly it's as much your fault as it's overkills especially if it was time consuming/annoying to finish it and you wasted it by trying out something. Hope you get it again soon though.

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>silenced weapons sound like underwhelming garbage
>crossbows are meme weapons and require a $5 dlc that I wouldn't buy if it was the last piece of digital entertainment on earth
>rifles are almost all shit and most of them force the use of silent killer
>smgs are shit, dual smgs run out of ammo in an instant
>only weapon that can deal consistent damage, doesn't run out of ammo every 5 minutes, and isn't a silenced meme is the bronco
>i'm getting sick of it already
help

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>>174440680
>do something retarded, act surprised when penalized for it
reddit, is that you?

is hitman one down viable under any circumstances?

I really really want to make it usable

>>174442160
shotguns

>>174438960
They were made like that on purpose

>>174442160
Have you tried using fucking snipers?

>>174442346
What's the purpose? So they can continue healing or what?

>>174442160
Shotguns
Berserker instead of Silent Memer

>>174442463
>>174442578
either of these usable with dodge?

>>174442498
Dunno, so they don't get stunned? They appear to cancel whatver they were doing to heal people already, if you kill someone that is rappeling alongside a medic you will see him standing up straight in the air and other shenanigans

>People still play this garbage.
What's your excuse?

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>>174442630

>>174442685

>>174442160
use rifles with 80 damage with at least 84 accuracy + skill
kross vertex is nice
nagant or platypus 70 nice
but best weapon is kunai

>>174442630
Russian sniper and contractor can both work with dodge and crits, also just take a fucking clarion bezerker build with BE and crits, you will melt everything in seconds

I join a panic room where the other shitters there are lvl 30 40 and 71.
soon as the fucking 30 goes down (wich is instantly) he fucks off.
The 40 cant figure out how to nade and wont take the coke to the van.
he then gets downed then leaves.
Fucking shitters it was only very hard

>>174443365
Very Hard is harder than all of the above difficulties because of people like that, at least from my experience.

>>174443365
Also AMR16 is fun, apart from the ammo
>>174443446
like if you just start the game sick to normal, or ask ppl here or on plebbit to help you or teach you

>>174443575
Normal until you get some skill points and then just stick with overkill until you get some experience, that would be my way of doing it. I started that way and it was really easy.

should I go infamous every time I hit 100 or is it just a meme?

>>174443731
Im only now mostly playing combat with pubs and mates, i used to just stick to stealth but after a while the stealth feels kinda shitty with the pager system and the way im getting spotted by guards

>>174443915
You should infamy for getting skill tree bonuses and then it's up to you I guess.

>>174443915
first 5 infamy for more points

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>>174444808
i really like this meme
please post more of it

>>174443939
That's okay, stealths are insanely easy even on one down, I was on loud overkills for a while (around 6-7 ifnamy) and then tried mayhem, got ravaged, tried deathwish and it was managable. Started one down louds around 10 infamy though.

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>>174444808

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>>174445084

>>174445324
>at least infamy 1

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>>174445982

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>>174446034

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>>174449261
>pub
>stealth
>ovk

>>174449261
Think he was a free weekend shitter?

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>>174450759
Quit ur gay shit mate

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>>174449261
i want to kill him

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>>174449261
Car shop on a pub stealth. Truly a nightmare.
>>174447458
This one is kind of lame, for someone who has never done it it's misleading considering it has the stealth sign.

Is that skill that gives you a very high crit chance when not taking damage worthwhile? I dunno, it seems kinda weird but it would make taking snipers out easy because my current gun can't one-shot them with a body shot unless it crits.

>>174452898
its a meme only used for maylay builds

>>174452898
What gun are you using?
>>174453061
How do you not get damaged while trying to melee someone?

>>174453061
Falcon because it has good concealment mods and lets me take the China Puff but I'm open to suggestions.

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>>174449502

>>174453173
The aced version gives you 18 seconds of crits as long as you can go 4 seconds without taking armor damage. Once it runs out you have to go 4 seconds without taking damage again to reactivate it.

>>174452898
just go for a headshot instead

>>174453719
My gun's zoom isn't good enough and I physically can't move my mouse a small enough amount, I might have to lower sensitivity.

>>174453628
Ah, right, forgot it worked like that, my bad.

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>>174453581
>soft

>>174449261
Bane?

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>>174454950
¡Yo soy tú muerte!

I don't know whether I feel like a Bane lieutenant or a Punisher impersonator more in this thing.

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>>174455890
Looks kinda Crossbones to me.

>>174453581
what's the problem here? besides level 7

>>174456612
>mallcrasher

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>>174457337
have you never stealthed mallcrasher?

>>174458810
it's the best way to farm after stealth hoxton breakout

>>174459020
no seriously, you NEVER stealthed mallcrasher?

>>174460157
>again?
Nice

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>>174460157

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>>174442630

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>>174460937

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>>174461028
DONT BULLY
WHEN IS MY FUCKING DOZER ARMOUR TEIR SEVEN GOLDFARB

>>174461171
>can't walk
>have to be pushed by dodgefags

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>armorfag can't crit
>they bring ammo instead of meds because of lower average damage
>picks all ammo boxes for himself

>armorfag is dead slow
>have to keep inspiring him

>25-100 Dodgefag brings 14 FAKs only for himself and still goes down constantly
>1-87 armorfag doesn't use any deployable and rarely goes down

holy shit this is autistic

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>>174462983
>tfw I'm an armorfag and dodgefag at the same time

>>174462983
>a armorfag
truly this is the intelligence of dodge players

remember me?

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>>174462983
>>174460937
>Not a mixture of armor and dodge

>>174465245
Crook bros ww@?

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>>174465642
>tfw when used to be loyal crook bro
>switched to rogue shitter as of difficulty changes
I feel like a part of me died

>>174460937
This would probably be relevant if ictv didnt break in 2 fucking hits on one down

what are good perk decks?
grinder, anarchist, rogue for dodge
muscle, infiltrator for armor
clover for stealth, jimmy for memes
everything else bad
how is it?

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>>174466394
>anarchist for dodge

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>>174465245
>play crook
>have to dump shitloads of points for minor survivability
>have to dump shitloads of points to make weapons decent
>still get outclassed by rogeue and anarchist in survivability and damage
>tfw can never be fast with armor
>dont want to be greatest goy and buy yet another fucking character pack

>>174466394
kingpingu for temporary godmode
Gambler for being the team's bitch

>>174466504
its all right with suit and minimal dodge chance from skills

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>proceeds to use an image of a door that can't be shot open

>>174467345
>some doors

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Is this true?
How can you break a window in stealth without alerting a guard?

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>he doesn't have Criminal Intent set as his main menu song

>>174469538
>guards wont notice a window is suddenly covered with boards

Are cheats still alive?
where to cheat

>>174470445
Only scrubs use cheats.

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>>174470445
>he doesnt read the op
>he doesnt read the threads
>he cant use google

>>174470602
I didn't notice on the op, and didn't google because I'm a faggot, but hey it's 6am here

>>174467151
so..not dodge
>>174466394
crew chief support bitch with all the damage reduction skills you can find

>>174470947
time of day doesnt matter to a neet

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>rewatching the hoxout trailer
>that Dallas first person segment
>that everything involving wolf
>that mask Hoxton made in prison arts & crafts
Wew lad, I didn't remember it being this bad.

When is the xp boost ending? The event is over, right? I'm out of loop.

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>>174469615
>not For the Kill

>>174432394

>he doesn't know about ecms

>>174469538
This is fucking lie, Just tried it on bank heist, broke window in the back w/o anyone noticing, guard passed by and started to call the cops.

>>174472447
few more days

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>>174471673

>>174471673
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BLOODY HELL

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>>174407959
What's good heisters?

Sorry no new side jobs today.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

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>>174471673
I need a succ

>>174473721
COOKSUCKING

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>>174471673
>the way gold's voice is so terribly added onto the actor
>they have to smack the back of the truck to close the boot
>almost no recoil when dallas fucking dual wields AR clones
also where do I report bugs to overjew because I dont care about most but this interferes with my fashion

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>>174471570
Tfw too dumb to actually cheat
Pre big bank it was easy, then I stopped playing and now it's pretty complicated, I guess I'll have to rob banks the honest way.

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MAKE WAY FOR THE DOOOOOOOOOOZER

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Who is worst payday 2 youtuber and why is it pyrew

What's a good skillset for stealth?

>>174474550
Ghost skills.

Name one primary weapon better than the Grenade Launcher.

>Amazing ammo pickup rate
>Fastest pack clearing weapon
>Trivializes shields
>Triviializes dozers
>High concealment, being useful for dodgefag builds
>Always a laugh when some random cop goes flying to the sky

It feels so good that I am almost contemplating shelling out my shekels for the DLC.

>>174474550
IF you only want stealth, this.
http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mjl:eEfkl:tCefKL:gABCDEFJKlNOPr:pB8:::

Take a silenced shotgun primary incase you fuck up. tech skills are so that you can carry bodybags and ECM's

>>174475184
IS the silenced loco any good?
also it works?
is the loco still the best primary shotgun?

>>174475326
Raven and Judge are better for stealth. Loco is a secondary.

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>tfw trying to be as patient as possible with shitters who refuse to come to the escape zone when i tell them it's time to leave

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>>174476146
>pubs instantly scatter like roaches the moment somebody has - heaven forbid - gotten down while in the escape box
>they get down outside the box last while trying to res or some other stupid bullshit
>lose
So many stupid heists failed because pubs are deathly allergic to getting in the fucking box.

Fire = no bitrate. Deal with it.

>>174476683
>Mallcrasher with pubs
>New police wave spawn
>Two dozers charging us.
>I'm the only one in the box, the others are in the purse store cowering
>Dozers enter the purse store and down them all
>Hop across to the gym
>Kick all of them
>Hop back in the box
Mission Success

>>174475156
Piglet or gl40?
Gl40 isn't great if the enemies are spread out too much and the piglet takes 2 years to reload.

>>174474524
You can't really top him, he's bottom of the barrel 2bh

>>174477636
Gl40.

Use it to clear Shields and knock down Dozers.

Only use it against normal cops if they're congesting a chokepoint you have to go through.

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>>174471673

>>174477780
You can knock down dozers?

>>174477095
Got to stay fashionable.

>>174475156
little friend grenade launcher

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t a c t i c a l

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>>174474524
>>174477764
>watching pd2 youtubers
>watching enough pd2 youtubers that you know them by name and are able to compare them

>>174478925
How will I know if a DLC is worth it otherwise?

>>174479025
dlc unlocker to try it out and then buy it because you wouldnt pirate right anon

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>>174478925
>watching youtubers

>>174477907
By that, I meant their faceplate.

>>174479118
But the dlc unlocker can't tell me if it depends or not.

>>174479276
IM SCREWED

>>174479640
I believe in you Anon.

Just remember, although it's a primary, It's a supportive weapon. Not your main source of damage.

So pair it with a Pistol and pistol skills, a Shotgun and shotgun skills, Or an SMG with Stability and accuracy mods.

Taking the china puff secondary might be a better alternative for you if you prefer primary weapons. Just note that you will have less concealment.

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>>174478925
>When you find Maria's FA page that has all his favorites and commissioned pieces.

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>>174479982
>when you find it because you commission the same degenerate artists

>>174479850
VISOR OR NO VISOR
YOU'RE STILL GOING DOWN

>>174478767
This. I'm in love with this fucking weapon, it's like having 2 primaries.

>>174479359
..depends or not?

>>174479982
>tfw his old page is gone and the archive is fucked so I can't get the old images
>tfw the tumblr is dead
I fucking hate people who have multiple places they post shit on that dont post everything everywhere
I dont even like sfur but i need it for shitposting with

>>174480137
What's the key to activate the GL?

SSSSSSSSQQQQQQQQQQUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEE THOSE TRIGGERS

>>174480545
4, or whatever key you have bipod set to.

>>174480545
default is 4

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>jacket will never appear in any other form of media after payday 2 ever again

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>>174481116
>manny pardo will never appear in any other form of media after hotline miami 2

>>174481116
you have proved to be
a real human being
and a real hero

I CAN'T WAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIT TO GET MY HANDS ON YOU

YOU GONNA COME HERE
TO PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I got a 109 crime spree but no armour skin when I claimed, I thought it was every 100?

Anyone wanna play?

>>174482298
it's a chance to get them

>>174482298
did you start at zero or did you buy up at a higher level? did you use the continue crime spree thing?

>>174482487
Aww, okay

>>174482536
Start at 0, I think there may have been one continue due to a crash.

>>174482545
the players seem to be loving it

>>174482298
You need to drop a "cosmetic card", those give the armour skins, they start dropping after 100, they say

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>>174481464
>no Drive 2 either

Crime Spree had the potential to be fun, but after a while all it boils down to is:

>Increased enemies damage and life
>Increased enemies damage and life
>Increased enemies damage and life


Wish they added more fun mutators.

>>174488307
That's all this game is.

It boiled down the essence of pubsurfing and also added a difficulty ramp-up so that we eventually give ourselves a reason to stop and justify it with "Oh it's too hard now. Totally harder than OD."

It's actually pretty good all things considered.

And even better when you remember that the massive quantity of coins was supposed to be a part of the Infamy 3.0 plans that Reddit whined hard enough to kill off.

Found this gem of a video when looking for crossbow builds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gE93nj5atQ

>>174490527
>Locked weapon slots
>Horrible music
>Shit build
>Fucking shitter mods
>Editing is total fucking shit
>Grinder / Ex President for OD
Why is this so disgusting

>>174491159
Are you just including ''grinder for od'' to shit more on him or is that legit? I got the deck recently and I'm playing it on deathwish, didn't try it on OD. Does it really suck that much? I'm considering trying it with sneaky bastard.

>>174492426
Grinder isn't dodge or armor but health, and you are going to get dicked, the health regen on DW cant be enough sometimes, never seen someone try it on OD

>>174492426
>Grinder
>sneaky bastard
come on son, you better go and have a taste of OD right now, pick well your poison

>>174493374
Yeah I just realized it's 10% dodge, now I remember why I don't use it on grinder.

>>174478925
>not looking for things to hate

Where do you think you are.

>>174489135
>Totally harder than OD

Is does get that way though, semi quick even, you get to like 3-400 and snipers start instantly firing the second they're in view and instakilling you through injector and shit.

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>mfw a dodge Bodhi enters my game and dies immediately

payday 3 when

GETTHEFUCKUP

>>174500828
Sometime after November.

November marks the official "18 Month" mark where Payday 2 will stop being supported.

I just hope they give us enough Content in PD3 to keep the playbase happy during launch. 10 Heists and 4 heisters won't cut it.

>>174432394
>not throwing it in the boat/van
the black market isn't gonna supply itself

I would like to hear a bulldozer version of the Aladdin song "make way for prince ali"

Is shitney a feminazi?

>>174505631
I don't think dickgirls usually are, Ashley isn't either

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>>174505376
Is it sexy to have one forearm shorter than the other?

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>carrying two cute "put sode in" tier players with the host

Melee viable as a primary weapon when?
I want my punches to send cops flying and one hit KO dozers when charged.

>>174510383
No you don't want that
melee-focused gameplay in a game with shitty melee is fun for 2 seconds

>>174510686
I want good melee.

>>174510383
> one hit KO dozers when charged
kill on 6;55

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3ske5xUu14

>dodgefag propaganda thread

>armorfag propaganda thread

>>174511205
>>174511871
>faggot propaganda

not even giving you (you)s, faggots

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>>174501009
I know I'm in the minority in this general when I say this but I wish the crew was just pared down to the original 4 plus Houston and Clover for the obligatory girl, this league of crime shit isn't cutting it for me.

>>174512295
>Clover

>>174512342
She at least has a legitimate tie to Hoxton.

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Payday 3 will have the option to make your own heister, or maybe even the requirement of doing so while the real heisters just become NPCs.

>>174512342
>shitney
>fat fuck

>>174512871
Fat fuck is far better than both Sydney and Clover.

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>>174512871
>>fat fuck
>>174513026
>Fat fuck

REMOVE PUFFY

>>174431576
>Sydney's armpits
More please

>>174512649
Only thing we would lose so far is voice lines.
We don't need that much meme heisters

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The most pathetic people are the ones that play one build non stop. You can ascend only when you play all kind of builds - from dodge to armor and everything between

>tfw been playing the same fucking build since august 2013

>>174513260
i wonder what dragans suit smells like after he works out in it haha
i think it would be funny to smell it haha just for laughs

>>174513026
kys
clover is terrible, but it's the best we got out of the 3, shitney would be waifu tier if she didn't scream like a 9 year old every other sentence
>>174513260
can't make this shit up

>>174515482
you forgot her "im a special snowflake" hair

>>174515482
Absolute shit taste.

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Finally got the 145+ mask

>>174515659
How get mask?

>>174515559
bonnie has the same shit hair except no colour, clover has the pink strand or whatever the fuck they're called
georgia van trickthemgoyim is also best looking one in real life
>>174515589
fuck up cunt

>>174515740
git gud

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post heisters

>>174515740
Complete all heists on highest difficulty

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>>174516129

>>174516408
All career on owerkill?

>>174516560
yes you have to work at overkill to get the exclusive mask

>>174517715
Ashley can sell mask code? 145+?

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>>174516129

anyone know why my game would keep crashing on the press any key part of the main menu? It's a fresh install

>>174518389
Read the crash log

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>>174516129

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Post your attempt at making matching masks and armor

>>174431331
>Best Waifu
>Shitney
Why do I still play this game

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>>174515659
>not bronze for the actual colour that the 145+ masks were

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>>174519425

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>>174519425

>>174520363
Post your ass Ash

>>174520556
I'm not Ash

I have to ask because it's Overkill and anything is possible, does the gage bonus for self healer still get blocked by the Berserker skill

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>>174519425

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>>174520783
that's pretty good

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>>174520242
http://payday.wikia.com/wiki/Mask#Golden

http://www.overkillsoftware.com/kentokeys/
you're out of business ashley

>>174521809
>implying the colour on the selection images is the same as the ingame colour

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>>174522158
>http://www.overkillsoftware.com/kentokeys/
LMFAO TRANNY DEGENERATE BTFO GG LIFE TIME TO GET AN ACTUAL JOB

>>174522338
https://youtu.be/sQzLrT8SI18?t=497
Looks golden to me

>>174522453
>one key I've actually got from here
>it's everywhere

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>>174522453
>degenerate tranny leaves forever and /pdg/ becomes natsoc
only in my payday dreams

>>174524191
That degenerate tranny may leave but I'm still here and I don't have a trip you can block me by, sorry

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>>174473594
What's good heisters?

Sorry no new side jobs today.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

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So guys, do crates ever go back into rotation?

>>174525312
They haven't so far.

If you're waiting for a legendary to come back into rotation it's not happening.

If you're waiting for a non-legendary to come back into rotation just buy it for pennies on the market after selling yours.

If you're waiting for Wolf / Jimmy / Sydney safes to come back into rotation you are fucked because OVK fucking hates your guts.

>>174525312
you mean safes

>>174525460
Okay. Thanks friend.

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>>174525460
>like the GSPS unironically
>like its Sydney skin
>it's fucking $10 even lightly marked
>FOR A PURPLE

>>174525564
I'm in the same boat. I like the GSP but all the skins are like 5 dollars min.

>>174520585
Do it anyway

>>174526104
It's not that great, I'm not on hormones yet
I don't wanna get banned either way

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>>174526160
HARAM

>>174526160
I'll give you a safe if you post your legs

>>174526693
I'll give you legs if you post your safe

>>174526693
What safe? I don't really wanna post my /id/ either.

>>174526826
Fug off slut you're in no position to negotiate
>>174526831
John Wick, you can say it on the chat

>>174527558
I don't actually have a crate, let alone play the game or be in the chat

>>174527734
kek

Why are we asking for another guy to post pics of his legs?

>>174528091
someone is craving some clean shaved trap legs

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>mission: kill Kento

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Fucking straightfags can't even be gay right

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>>174511205
>>174511871
>mfw overkill favors the dodgefags

wew

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>>174530134
>overkill has to tell armorfags that dodge exists because overkill didnt bother to include any kind of tutorial to explain dodge mechanics Or any mechanic
wew

why do they still make skins for the fucking amcar, chimano and the gecko? Aren't they supposed to be shitty to encourage you to buy better weapons?

>>174530591
i wouldn't trust overkill to put in a tutorial on how to properly mod your weapon, let alone how to abuse armor gate or fade

>>174530817
armor gate?

>>174532003
i think that is how fast your armor regenerates depending of what armor you have equipped

>>174532003
>>174532137
armor gate is the mechanic that basically means that as long as you have ANY armor, no shot can damage your health (except snipers)

u can use bullseye or anarchist to basically tank 500 damage shots with 5 armor this way

>>174532410
>use bullseye or anarchist to basically tank 500 damage shots with 5 armor this way
why the fuck i never thought of that

>>174532410
so basically what I've already been doing...

Ded thread

Is the 5/7 good and or op?

>>174538320
no/no

>>174538320
its ok if you actually don't need a sidearm that much and need your secondary to be concealable. I use it in my dual smg build

>>174538320
it's literally a better sniper rifle with better stability and fire rate but wihout scope with just comparing the stats to the Lebensauger and Rattlesnake.

Its shit anyways but bring it if you cant stand shields while using your favorite primary

does body expertise apply head popper or nah?

>>174539131
nope

Me and my friend cashed out at 114 on the crime spree but i didn't get any armour skin, i remember being told here you would get an armour skin per 100 ranks

>>174539131
it clearly says "On HEADSHOT"
but everyone knows that BE users are shitters so dont be one

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>>174539178
well thats fuckin useless, yet another build going into the trash...

>>174539297
its apperently only a chance to get one, not guarenteed.

>>174539297
are you thick?, we said that from 100 and above you have a chance to get one, no one said that they were guranteed

>>174539297
On average it's every 100, you need to pay attention to the loot you get after every heist. If you got a cosmetic, the loot card will have a paintbrush

>>174539330
I wanted to do dual smgs with crits
those fuckin things cant hit the head from any distance.

>>174539462
>>174539452
Ok i misunderstood, untwist them panties
.>>174539536
yea i did but i dident get one, not a huge problem

>>174539578
If you didn't get the cosmetic card then you should have kept going

>>174539578
>untwist dem panties
mate do you feel that everyone attacks you with every statment made? i was legit trying to help, not be condescending

>>174539678
Im not offended mate its cool just havin a laugh

>>174538826
>0.3/0.91 ammo pickup
>Compared to the ridiculous 2.7-4.05 of the Contractor and Lebensauger which is higher than any of the DMRs or even the 80 damage rifles for some reason. What the fuck, Overkill?
>""""better sniper rifle""""

>>174539807
remember that is a pocket sniper that goes into the secondary if you don't want to carry a grenade launcher also i forgot that you can conceal the 5/7 better for the dodge/crit builds
if you are good with ammo management its ammo pick up doesn't matter
but that's my shitty opinion anyways

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AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH I NEED A ASHLEY NUDES

>>174540646
dead meme

>>174540262
It's fucking 0.3/0.91 You're not guaranteed one bullet in three kills. On anything above Overkill it's not enough to keep up with shield spawns.
It's not a better anything.

>>174540773
>0.3/0.91
That's the stats you can see with the one advanced weapon stat mod right?
Can someone please explain how the numbers work in practice

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>Hoxton actor voice acted Bodhi

Is there any beardlib mods that add grenade launchers or HE rounds?

>>174541414
>not directly using dlc unlocker

>>174541542
>using unlocker at all

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Blame Xenos.

>>174541319
>Bodhi gets a job in engineering
https://youtu.be/YraxKwbAK9U?t=30

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>>174541864
>got the first code
thanks ash

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>>174541864
W-WHAT ILL KILL HIM

>>174541864
All taken in an instant