/gsg/ - Grand Strategy General

Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.

>>174278473
w&b

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Reminder

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La Plata

>>174278473
kys
>>174278706
based

>>174278685
>Advance the flag of t. /gsg/ Hurrah!

>>174278473
blacked

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8th for the swiss conquest of french england

why does everything have to be based on a historical start? you've got game mechanics that just operate from the world state provided, so why not random maps and ownership options?

FUCKING COMBAT IN EU4 IS SO FUCKING SHIT.

Do converted saves work with HPM?

after months of study, I have concluded that it is, in fact, gay if you nut on yourself.

>>174278962
That is an option though.

Why do galleys get their massive bonus in all enclosed sea provinces rather than just the coastal ones?

In the Great Northern War Russia rekt the Swedish navy with galleys, but they had to bait them into the shallows because in the open water the Swedish ships of the line would rape them.

Who do I play as and what are my goals in eu4?

Does anyone have a high quality of the Fascist Bhutan flag?

>>174279005
t. attacked into mountain with bad unit comp and no general

>>174278962
if they weren't historical you would get shit like civ

>>174279117
uninstall.exe, the ultimate goal of every EUIV player.

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>blobs behind u
>nuttin personnel kid

>>174279009
no

only a redditor would transfer a game from eu4 to a mod specifically aimed at recreation of historical scenarios

>>174279149
DAE GHANDI XD

>>174279025
this
>>174279247
this

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>>174279223
>Ottomans

What are some essential mods for EUIII?

>>174279223
what do you plan on doing anyway?
just blob?

>>174279389
MAGNA MUNDI
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>>174279389
>deaf in texas

I'm tempted to just change the initial province ownership of every country in europe so that one country corresponds exactly to one culture type, then see how it plays out. latvians kill everyone or something, I guess.

>>174279145
I HAVE A FUCKING GENERAL. I HAVE SUPERIOR NUMBERS. I DID NOT ATTACK OVER A FUCKING MOUNTAIN, OR RIVER, OR SOME OTHER BULLSHIT. I LOSE BATTLES 100% OF THE TIME.

>>174279557
have you tried uninstalling and playing a better game?

>>174279557
What's your morale and discipline like?

>>174279557
Do you have tech?
Do you have morale?
Do you have discipline?
Do you have tradition?
Do you have combat ability?

>>174279557
stop being 3 miltechs behind

>>174279557
Maybe upgrade your military tech even once you mongoloid.

>>174279643
>>174279630
>>174279690
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>>174279717
It's the very fucking beginning of the game. I'm Jianshitzou. I attack Yeren. I have more troops. We have the same fucking comp pretty much. We both have a general, and every fucking time he wins the battle.

>>174279717
>>174279716
>>174279690
>>174279643
>defending EUIV
Die, paradrones

>>174279786
>losing as Jianzhou to anyone
stop being a shitter

>>174279879
Then explain to me how this shit works you fucking faggot. You can't, because there is no secret. You're just a nigger and this game fucking sucks.

>>174279879
I didn't even know that was possible.

>>174279786
Have you tried playing as someone easy? Say, the Ottomans or Portugal?

>>174278962
It doesn't.
Hard to generate good random maps that people care about though.

>>174279786
so you're attacking into woods and getting bad dice rolls? did you raise your banners, he did for sure

if his general has 2 more shock than yours you're equally fucked

>>174279936
well if you hate the game then of course the game is going to hate you too

mystery solved

>>174279145
T. Guy who thinks combat width is a thing >>174279223
Stop posting no one likes the ottomans, truly the worst Islamic empire, even worse than the first caliphate which just raped people
>>174279031
Because paradox can't code for shit
>>174279389
Death and taxes

>>174279389
There are none

>>174280053
>even worse than the first caliphate which just raped people
The Ottomans were the best Caliphate because they weren't run by Arabs. Not that being the best Caliphate is a good thing, mind you...

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How does one survive as Saxony against the Carolin rape train? Just conquer as much shit as possible to the west before he comes?

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>>174279936
>You can't
Here you go. A screen from my last Jianzhou game.
Korea, Yeren, Haixi, Korchin and Ming all raped within twenty years. Maybe you should stick to the Ottomemes.

>>174279936
>Then explain to me how this shit works you fucking faggot.
C=Cbase*UsAtk*UmAtk*(1+CAAtk)*(UdAtk/UtDef), Cbase=15+5*Dresult, Dresult=Droll+LsAtk+UpAtk-(enemy)LsDef-UpDef-Tmod

>>174280216
Convert you fucking heathen. But really, try to kill Karl.

>>174279426
form grob islmaic germaniums

>>174280313
>ironman on
this guys legit good at map painting goys
try blobbing in a real believable world like everyones favourite GSG: liquoria 2 with HYPER PENIS MOD

>finally put down the Stellaris Patriot Rebels
>only to set off a succession war between the anti-EUIV and anti-EUIII nations over our throne
Better hope the Holy Meme Empire doesn't send its gajillion meme vassals after us while our guard is down, our war exhaustion is already too high to fend them off.

>>174280719
>Implying we're EU bore and not Liq Cliq 2010
This rustles my jimmies, where my fellow Victoria Blackshirts at?

>>174280313
What you don't see in this picture is the couple dozen times you started over and/or reloaded to get favorable outcomes on every action.

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things are starting to come together

just four european colonies plus my vassal left in SA

Is it pronounced auto-man or oh-toh-man?

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>>174281056
Victoria Victor!

>>174281854

latter. like the footstool

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>>174279936

>>174282031
You must be misreading what that guy wrote. An ottoman furniture piece is not pronounced with a long 'o' in any English dialect or accent I've ever heard of.

>>174281854
Both the empire and the "footstool" are pronounced more like "ah-toe-min" or "atta-min"

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>

In HOI4 if you're not planning to make any carriers are heavy fighters always better than normal fighters?

I don't see any downside to them other than not being able to station in aircraft carriers

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lol @ france

>>174282237

god damn, the english are more inbred than i expected

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>>174282258
>HOI4

>>174280719
move capitol to /his/?
we can blob more

>>174280719
I just want faggots like you to fuck off tbvqh.

>>174282247
Reminder that there would be absolutely nothing wrong with it if they had just named it "Smash the Pentarchy" instead. It would even be funny, because rather than just parroting a meme saying it would be alluding to it through the knowledge of the title of the Ecumenical Patriarch.

>>174282258
the downside is that your playing fucking HoI4.

>>174281843
your gold and chocolate income better be huge

>>174282140
rofl

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If that lad is still doing a Krakow run, there is an easier strategy:

-Let Russia sphere and ally you
-Declare war on Austria with Russia's help to free Galicia (Preferably around or right before the Hungarian Revolution, it will fail if Austria isn't distracted) Add more wargoals for silesia if you can
-Take decision to annex all of Galicia
-Wait for 1860 Polish Rebellion
-Get a quick CB on congress poland like humiliate, try to occupy it all before Russia can and peace out for 2 polish states, deny Russia military access when you surround CPL and wait (In my run they already had an army through so I later had to take Warsaw through war with Russia, try to deny them it
-Take Warsaw and form Poland

After that it's a matter of destroying Germany and fucking up Russia every time they try to hit you with their shitty units, make sure truces are aligned so they cant both attack you. Dismantling Austria is enough to end that headache but if Italy is weak (like it was in my game) A-H remains pretty strong and can be a headache

>>174282258
Wait, you can place any planes on carriers in HoI4, they don't have to be CAGs?

Literally the only improvement from HoI3.

>>174282740
It is fine as it is.

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>>174282768

it's actually pretty disappointing. all my gold has been going to colonies instead of plantations, and my dip has been used on annexation and peace deals

pernambuco wasn't even me, brazil built it up

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>tfw no cold war game

>>174282903
It triggered some virgin enough that he took a screenshot of it and posted it as bait (which I took, obviously) in the thread.
Of course, it's not reasonable for anyone to give a shit about it considering that Paradox has a long history of making meme achievements like "poland can into space."

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>>174283201

actually i should've sorted by value

>>174283249
>It triggered some virgin enough that he took a screenshot of it and posted it as bait (which I took, obviously) in the thread.
This isn't even the first time he's posted it.
It happened weeks ago or maybe even a couple of months ago.

>>174283506

shit he did it just a day or two ago

that's some quality butthurt

>>174283593
>>174283506
Why does he keep posting it?

>>174283382
Manufactory+Workshop combo does a lot in your chocolate provinces.

If you have cash, but not mana you can build universities in your gold provinces, and get their base production up. I aim for 9 since that gives value even early in the game. You can go higher later in the game, but you usually have more places to spend the mana then anyway.

>>174283627
autism, virginity status, hatred of women

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its idea group time lads

i'm gonna need administrative to gobble up ming at any reasonable pace, but i kinda think i need a mil group to make the first couple wars actually happen? or is 30k cav and 115 disc enough on its own?

should just get the miltech instead i wager, although 1 in offensive for another +shock general is tempting

>>174283731
No, I mean seriously, what's the significance?

I have an overly specific question about the AI for you guys, does the AI throw navies with galleys into ocean naval battles or from your observations, is the AI smart enough to leave them in sea provinces?

>>174283732
Admin is good.
Admin into off/aristo/defen/qual
Econ into quality, for emergency policy
Humanist+Yellow Shamanism as Tengri is pretty nice, but that's more for later on I think.
Espionage into Aristocratic isn't terrible. Espionage mostly for something to throw your diplo into while you use swords and paper for more important stuff, then you use aristo and the policy for combat.

hows barguzin doing?

>>174013241
it might be a custom one for that mod

How do you deal with the constant stability drops, negative events and corruption from hordes in eu4?

>>174284909
Also, do you core provinces or raze them if you can? And then how do you deal with all the revolts? Just suppressing them with military power?

>>174283784
"Smash the patriarchy" is a feminist slogan/meme along the lines of "smash capitalism" for commies or "carthago delenda est" for imperials.

>>174278473
white men

>>174285157
Right? So what's wrong with it being a meme achievement? Only reddit faggots care about achievements anyway.

>>174283506
>>174283593
I don't know who you guys are talking about, I just noticed it for the first time like an hour ago, thought it was an interesting thing for Paradox to make into an achievement.

>>174283731
>virginity status
Are you a femanon? The only reason I ask is because calling someone "a virgin" is up there with mockery of penis length. It's a worthless, emotion-based ad hominem that detracts from your point. Instead of mocking that autist for something you have no idea of, try mocking him for that which you know for sure about him.

>>174285564
I would be surprised if anyone who's spent more than ten hours on /gsg/ has had sexual intercourse.

>>174285564
t. babydick

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>i know i'll take economic ideas so i'll have more money

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>>174284263
sounds good, going admin - offensive then we'll see

barguzin is 3/7/3, spawned renaissance in Girin.

tech parity with ming and they're busy wasting their manpower in central asia

LETS GO

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jews were a mistake

>>174285691
What does the second option do?

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Are these borders aesthetic?

>>174285845
>15 loans as the ottoblobs

Wew lad

>>174285851

3 inflation

>>174285860
Does it end at greece/bulgaria or what? Is it supposed to be an Ottoman Empire?

I don't remember Alexander's expanding that far.

>>174285263
There's nothing wrong with it, that's the point. Some butthurt virgin autist who hates women because they don't have sex with him is posting it over and over again because he is angry that women/feminist memes are getting attention on the internet, which is supposed to be his woman-free safe space.

>>174285564
Not the guy you are replying to, but I brought up the virgin thing originally. Typically I don't use meaningless ad hominem (calling a dude a "virgin" is usually just a way to belittle his manhood and has nothing to do with anything important), but in this case I think it's safe to say that an angry, feminist-hating boy on /gsg/ probably got his mind warped by growing up sexless in a society that equates masculinity with getting laid.

>>174285845
Become corrupt as fuck.
>no interest

>>174286002
I was thinking it was a gross persia

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>>174285860
>>174286002

Custom empire called Seleucids

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>>174285958
>>174285845
>15 loans
you are like a little baby, watch this

>>174286159
It's not bad desu. The African border is good. Maybe take Arabia and expand farther east?

What's your cultures?

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>>174286268

We're Greek Zoroastrians. Cultural borders are a little gorey since I colonized the unaccepted cultural provinces first.

I conquered the provinces in India to rescue the diaspora community of Zorastrians, but I ceded the provinces back since I was fighting the Ottomans and India on two fronts.

>>174286721
>zoroastrian seleucids
reeeeeeeeee

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reeeee

>>174286721
>not hellenic
your ancestors are displeased

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>>174286721

*meant the two provinces you need in Central India. I'm not giving back the Indus Valley.

Also, China seems kinda OP even though they aren't that big relative to other historical Chinas.

>>174287054

Hellenic didn't seem to be available at the start and Zoroastrianism seemed relevant for the starting position.At least we aren't worshiping a dead kike on a stick

>>174280179
>Turks
>Not arabs
tell me more

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r8 my europe

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>>174287012
>tfw you roll a 9

>>174287452
>banat
theres one good thing

>>174287452
South Tirol is definitely not "German" clay. I love how silly everything east of there looks though. It's like someone tried to make the funniest Europe they could.

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>>174282247
>Bogomilist
Activate it

>>174287367
they were turks, they came central asia and beyond

>>174287565
>100% cav
how

>>174287452

greece is taking it face-down ass-up

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>>174287251
>kike stick meme

>>174287932
he's playing a steppe nomad cunt

>>174287932
Base: 50% Cav Ratio
Tengri(no syncretic faith): +25% Cav Ratio
Steppe Horde: +25% Cav Ratio

>>174288026
>no syncretic faith
Enjoy those confucian provinces fucking you in the ass.

so do you guys think that a civil war is actually going to happen, and if so which side are you guys going to choose'?

>>174288090
You can convert them.

Tengri have a +2 tolerance of heathen decision so you could also go for that with humanist and you don't have to convert much.

>>174288118
yeah, king charles is overstepping his bounds, im going to side with the roundheads desu

>>174288475
Roundheads, soundheads

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>play Kongo for the first time
>everyone starts out as friendly
>punitive war within 5 years

My only complaint is that there will be nowhere to blob for a while until I get my first colonist.

Playing as Wessex in CK2.
Conquered most of England and part of Scotland.
For some reason I notice that I'm not able to vote in Scotland's successor election.
I can even vote for myself to be the heir of Scotland.
What the fuck? Why?

>>174288475
fuck off anglicuck
Jacobites>parliament

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Based Erdogan

>>174288784
t. aig

Gas the irish, Cromwell did nothing wrong.

>>174288561
do you see mutapa and stuff? if there is someone small enough there you can vassalize, you can vassalize them and then core adjacent provinces to them.

Would also be doable up in mali-land, but I assume you don't see that far up.

>>174285115
raze them and feed them to vassals, then annex vassals. don't be scared of revolts, crush revolts with your horse armies. looting gives horde unity, so make sure to loot provinces after you have taken all the enemies' forts.
you can also annex a high development area (eg tabarestan, multan), raze it, give it back using the return core thing, wait for the truce to expire, raze and repeat until they're all 1/1/1 at which point you can safely core them.

the whole point is not to fall below 50 unity at which point you are utterly fucked unless you get lucky with wars/events, but till then you have fuckyou tier cav and CBs which you use as much as you can till you reform.

>>174288965

I can see Mutapa but not Mali. I also don't start with Feudalism so mass blobbing early game might not be the best thing to do but I can't help it.

>>174289087
>the whole point is not to fall below 50 unity at which point you are utterly fucked unless you get lucky with wars/events,
I think you have some events that are pretty common when you're at that low horde unity that raises horde unity, but they also cost a lot of ducats or prestige and such.

Or that may have been civil war events.
I somehow ended up with like 20-30 horde unity iirc. Maybe even down to single digits. Needed a lot of horde unity to stop the disaster, started by waiting for the events.
Started to strengthen government for the last bit though. Should've probably done that sooner.

>>174289232
I was playing Mutapa not too long ago.
Then I dev'ed for feudalism even, but could've probably waited for it.
As Kongo I definitely would've dev'ed for it. Maybe gotten an early vassal and fed it instead. before I got the institution.

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Finally fucking did it. After 2 entire days of starting and restarting. This run was so close to being ended when Tunis and Mamelukes with a mil tech advantage and a 4 shock pip leader tried to gang bang me. I only managed to avoid bankruptcy and winning the war by debasing all the way up to 29 corruption.

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Shouldn't be too hard to get the rest of Iberia from here on, with France and English still preoccupied on fighting each other.

Fucking Ming has an insane 240% tech penalty and is still only 1~2 techs behind. Jesus christ, Paradox.

>>174288090
its worth it. day 1 as jurchens just go no syncretic and raise banners and free cav from tribes then go rape everything that isnt ming with pure cav. you can deal with the rebels, you dont have to convert anything

pick +20cav ratio as your first or second age ability and you can swap back to confucian after you've given ming a good beating

>>174289985
1-2 techs behind can be a lot.
How even are their techs and what other problems have they gotten from that?
Less dev I imagine.
Probably not as many ideas.

>>174290078
How do you raise banners?

my goal with this campaign is to make russia a landlocked country through annexations and puppeteering. actually if I do well enough I will release and puppet siberia, yakutia, etc, and then puppet russia itself too.

also to never form germany and remain an absolute monarchy

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>>174290204
The average tech in Europe is 15, and Ming's at around 13, almost 14. They're ahead in ideas, as they have 26, while in Europe, the average is around 20~22.

Ming managed to pass all their reforms and have permanent +1 to all monthly mana power.

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>>174290317
PISS heres the image

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>>174288854

>>174290518
They're actually ahead in ideas?
Show ledger.

I've been playing in asia near ming since before MoH and they were in the top with ideas, but I assumed that was because they never faced any tech difficulties due to me being near.

If europe is at 15 mil tech and they're at 12 mil tech they're behind thoguh.

Can you show ledger of tech, and countries listed by #ideas?

>>174290518
>+1 to all monthly mana power.
just admin

>>174290654
hot erdogan looks good at least

GAS THE KIKES
RACE WAR NOW

>>174290997
1x Respectfully Agree

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out of all the provinces they've got claims on, they want this shithole?

well alright then. i'm certainly not gonna miss it.

>>174290997
agree x1

>>174290997
1× Helpful

>>174290518
sexy iberia anon, pls update when ottomemes take their egyptian claim missions :P

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>>174290786
Some of the European powers are at Ming's level in ideas, most are around the low 20s. France is actually at 20.

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here's one of le pagan man

>>174279389
Canomer's map mod or whatever he's called
Other than that, it's up to you. If MEIOU ever got fixed, you can try that one. Also Steppe Wolf was an okay mod. I'm surprised people on here are recommending Death & Taxes unironically; although it's not a bad mod, it makes the already easy EUIII even easier, you would've gotten laughed out of /gsg/ for using it back before EUIV came out, but then again this place has become shitpost central first and autistic map painter appreciation general last.

>>174285860
incredibly

>>174286721
B A S E D

>>174292037
why do you say it makes the game easier?
genuine question, i've not played enough eu3 (recently, atleast) to see any difference between vanilla and death and taxes

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>>174279389
None but Magna Mundi and MEIOU are more or less DH tier different games.

Modders figured out Europa engine is bretty good at crunching out numbers per province basis so for instance MM has really bizzare administrative system and MEIOU has coring mechanics.

Also both of them are a bitch when you want to resettle cultures around.

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>when Mao destroys old traditions so much you forget how to reproduce
Indian Mao when

>>174289087
How do you field an army of horses? None of those factions make enough money to support them. Are you just constantly at war? Also the corruption from raising banners.

>>174280053
>Because paradox can't code for shit
It's not even that fucking hard to code for.
Just while loop through the nodes connected to a marine node with
if (isTerrestrial == true)
isCoastal = true
It's fucking CS 101 shit.

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>The 3rd of August, 1951
>British Consulate, 198 Ferdowsi Avenue, Tehran
Some months ago the Americans and Saudi's renegotiated the terms of their oil treaties. Under the new treaty the Americans agreed to split all profits from the Arabian-American Oil Company on a 50-50 basis with the Kingdom of Saud. This is in stark contrast to the Anglo-Iranian Oil Company in which the super majority of profits return to London. The oil fields - funded by, built by, and operated by British personnel - were nationalized recently by the new Iranian government under pressure from the National Front. The lose of the oilfields is not only a grievous wound to our re-armament and industrial expansion programmes but its also a victory in the eyes of Moscow who see it as a measure of anti-imperialism and an environment rich to nurture Communism in.

Using our vast influence in the surrounding Gulf and Arab states who's independence we secured along with India we may be able to boycott the Iranian oil market all together forcing them to return the AIOC and it's holdings to it's rightful owners. The Royal Navy could also intercept outgoing shipments which are by right our property.

>Impose sanctions and intercept shipments
>Turn a blind eye

>>174278460
How do I make the whole world hebrew

>>174294895
But it already is

>>174294895
>implying it isn't already

>>174294895
its a jewish world; we're just living in it

Is the new EU4 expansion any good?

Is it worth to form Brythonic Kingdom in Beyond Typhus? That England requirement is too much for me tho.

>>174295667
yes

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What should i get first?

Someone should kill Wiz already.

what is the best way to play hpm in vic 2? is there a sub mode i need or something?

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The M&T interface is disgusting

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

>>174296141
also how do i know if hpm is actually active? i only get 1 starting date and that is the grand campaing

>>174295885
If playing miscmods, deus vult. That war exhaustion decrease is invaluable. Infinite war taxes.

>>174296265
>>>/r/paradoxplaza

>>174294610
If this mod is well programmed enough to have this event influence the likelyhood of American support during the Suez Crisis then turn a blind eye, if not then sanctions and then ask for America's help again in the Suez crisis.

>>174290519
This is so fucking horrible, but it would turn out to be amazing if one of those minors manages to form Germany (gutter crown?) without screwing up your perma-Prussia.
Is that possible? Or maybe a cute little NGF, or even that plus a tiny SGF?

>>174290519
Why did that France blob

That's honestly the worst thing about that image desu

I can dig the idea of a gutter crown Germany without Prussia from those states though

>>174296559
Are there a ton of colorful uncivs all over the place in Africa? If so, HPM is working.

in CK2, how do I form scandinavia in one generation? i read that it's pretty simple but i'm pretty dumb

>>174298538
>pick dutchy of sweden
>make sweden
>use subjugation on denmark

Is Kilwa a fun country

>>174297970
yeah, but i gave up on playing it. at speed 5 i get k speed but after 1 month it slows down.

>>174299353
Oman is more fun. You have legit claim on the whole Eastern Africa. Careful with Moortugal tho.

>>174300052
That could be good. I'm just taking kiswahili in uni and thought it could be fun to build a gross-swahiliums.

I suppose culture-shifting is a possibility though.

>>174297067
I hate commies but i was bored and decided to do a commie run

Should I take Anjou as Brittany?

>>174300719
Back to >>>/pol/

>>174300846
see >>174297067

>>174300846
Are you retarded?
Everybody hates commies except commies.
They're like the pedophiles of the politics world.

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>>174300976

>>174301167
you got me

>>174301316
Yeah, I like to cause political infighting here just for reactions, it amuses me. I'm full /pol/ though, it's just fun to annoy people.

>>174300290
>I'm just taking kiswahili in uni and thought it could be fun to build a gross-swahiliums
WE

WUZ

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KANGZ

>>174300290
You're wasting your time with that kiswahili course

>>174301712
Are you kidding? Think of all the jobs you can get knowing the history of a specific group of East African people.

>>174301805
WE WUZ EMPLOYED

>>174299779
Patience, lad

So how come /gsg/ is so fashy ATM? Are all the "communists" we get false flagging /pol/acks like >>174301437?

>>174302530
we are monarchists please fuck off

>>174302530
I'm /leftypol/ but all my political posts here are false-flagging as /pol/, so that might explain it.

>>174302530
It's fun to play authoritarians in-game. irl I believe/have faith in democracy whole-heartedly and will never like Fascism/Monarchism/Communism/Anarchy

>>174301695
>Black kangz
>Blacks building pyramids
>Nordic wife
#triggered

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>>174302530
I hate centralized and authoritan governments tho, commies should just go back to the 20th century.

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Well you don't see that every day.

>>174302717
No, I mean are they all /pol/acks fals flagging, doing the stuff you do. "Umm okay sweetie can you kindly go back to your containment board now mmkay!" That passive aggressive reddit retardation.

>>174302804
>having faith in democracy
>elect drumpf to not be an interventionalist
>moves carriers to korea, hits afghanistan with a big bomb for you and goes after syria because of "those poor little babies"
wew

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>>174302915
>tfw to smart to let the UN into
my platform

so many fucking qing games just stop it horrible barbarians

>>174303140
>having faith in monarchy
> don't elect Willy to not be a complete fucking retard
>moves troops to French border, invades Belgium with raping and destroys the Russian Empire by supporting Lenin
wew

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>>174303061
Nice map mod, laddo. d-did you start using it because i recommended it

>>174302915
>tfw to smart to join cipher

>>174303468
>>having faith in monarchy
>implying
I'm a National Socialist, anon, I believe the party will pick the most suitable member from it's ranks to lead the government.

>>174303559
I think I might have picked up the dynamic borders addon because of you as I didn't realise it made the borders look nice but I wasalready using more opacity and blue water.

>>174303698
I hate the vanilla, and by extension all of the mods that just slightly change the graphics so much. The plastic mountains just look so fucking shit.

Not sure what mil idea to take for great horde

really want defensive because fuck siberia but I'm probably going to need offensive and quantity to tackle ming eventually

Quick question for you knowledgeable gents.

I have the steam version of CKII. Do I need to do anything to get pirated portrait dlc to work with it?

Can someone give me an idea for a ck2 campaign. I want to try a AAR game

>>174305598
Get After the end hit random make a name for yourself.

>retards in this thread believe that the current democracy works.
hmm, really gets the noggin jogging

>>174301548
lmao I'm white(ish)
>>174301712
M8 do you know what the cost of living in Kenya is? Answer: Cheap as fuck. I'm gonna retire there and chill on the beach once my actual degree gets me some dosh.

>>174306712
Why the fuck would you want to live in Kenya, there are way better third world countries out there

>>174306848
That's why I'm also taking Bahasa. I'm already fluent in spanish and know a good portion of Arabic. I'm just digging black girls atm.

>>174306987
bruh Indonesia? come one the Philippines speaks English more or less and is already stereotyped as a white people retirement hangout.

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So I think I've taken every thing I want from Ming for myself, how do I put the Chinese Dragon down once and for all with out outright blobbing in to it (more than I have)?

>>174307217
There are a shit tonne of tags in them you can release. Also, pot their mandate monthly change.

>>174307324
You think thats the answer then? Just break them up?

>>174307410
Aye. Force a traditional Mingsplosion,

>>174307074
If you learn Bahasa, you will have 2 option, Malaysia and Indonesia which are vastly superior than Pinoy Pagpag.

>>174307410
Maybe tributize or guarantee them or something to keep ming from eating them up again

>>174307074
P much what >>174307575 says. Plus projections for indonesia and Malaysia are both way better than Phillipines.

>>174307575
For the record Pinay pagpag. I don't want you to end up with a ladyboy. In my experience all the bars in Sabath are full of Filipinas. Singapore had a couple. you cannot avoid them you might as well go to the source.

>>174307217
You took the Mandate, right?

>>174278460
What is HPM in ck2? Is it just ck2plus or does it add new stuff?
Also, is Norse Tribal Pagan to Reformed Norse Feudal Pagan a good campaign idea? (At Charlemagne start)

My favorite campaign to do is catholic (Or orthodox) vassal of Abbasid empire at 769 start. Then do a secret society and try to convert the whole empire.

Charlemagne start is the only one I ever really played on, I liked getting the ability to play for the longest amount of time possible.

Also, any advice/ideas for a ck2 hpm campaign? (Anything but the Irish pls)

>>174308665
Of course not. I'm Japan, not China.

I'M A FUCKING CATHOLIC YOU MONGOLOIDS WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>>174309551
Take the Mandate, you faggot. You don't even need to have tributaries because you are on an island.
Also, how do those client states work since they are daimyo? Do you not want to have two next to each other?

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>>174309807
>kys'ing myself

>>174309919
They aren't Daimyos. I united Japan so the whole Shogun-Daimyo system went away. They're just regular client states.

>>174309919
subjects only become daimyos until you unite japan

any existing daimyos will stay daimyos, but new vassals will just be regular vassals

>>174310186
Thought you kept the system afterwards since you are still the Shogun. I didn't test it because I either switched to go full Japan and didn't make new vassals or I hadn't formed Japan if I did make new vassals.

Has EU4 gotten any better since that stupid technology change? Really couldn't stand it.

>>174308773
HIP, not HPM, sry.
Is it updated for MnM? I installed it, but now it just crashes on start-up.

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How am I doing lads?

>>174310275
Nope, they're just Princedoms. Although I did edit the save file to make their religions Buddhism, so that could have something to do with it. I also vassalized Wu and Mongolia, but neither of them of are Daimyos either.

Maybe it's with Shinto vassals.

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GAS THE CHINKS

>>174310682
Smegma

>Declare war on two small nations
>Have numerical advantage and beat them a few times
>Still they each have more manpower than me even though they were in two very tiring wars
I read a post that said AI doesn´t cheat manpower or gold but this is ridiculous

is great yuan in the game yet

>>174310884
I hope conquer the whole steppe, Russia, Finland, Persia, Turkey and Hungary after this.

>>174310884
Did Portugal just blob into china, i never see AI Portugal attack anyonw outside of Africa.

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>>174311190
yep, not sure why tho

Which idea is the best to reduce naval attrition, Maritime or Quality? Maritime have repair bonus but Quality is more suitable for open sea voyage with copper bottom and ship durability.

How to get more Jingoists as an absolute Monarchy?

In fact, why do absolute Monarchies even need Jingoism to add wargoals?

>>174311327
War negotiation is vicky sucks, wish HPM would ressurect and fix it.

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I am Zyryan. The chief of Khantia was a unlikable man. I personally never knew him well, but I'm told he hid himself away in his long house for days at a time, never showing his face to the world. I asked my fellow villagers, and many said they would be satisfied if I were the Chief instead of him.
A few weeks ago, he was found in his long house, his throat slit and his shockingly bloated body beaten. I am Chief Zyryan of Khantia. For my surname, I chose Khantys. This way I will never forget from whence I came, and what I have done to get to where I am.
I fear my wife;s life may be in danger. I have been told that there are scoundrels seeking to end her life. I believe they may have been sent by my liege, High Chief Nalka. He has been plotting against me since I claimed my chiefdom. And now he's trying to "Organize" us. No doubt it is a ploy through which he plans to claim that which I earned with my own prowess. I must attack him before he manages to get to me, the only question is how.

Should I continue throughout my campaign or nah?

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>>174311556
Nalka's armies outnumber mine greatly. As it stands, he is far too strong for me to beat him alone. However, with the help of powerful allies I may be able to defeat him.

Those were the thoughts going through my head when I was approached by someone who turn out to be one of the Cold Ones. I have believed that they have been watching me since childhood, but only now have they revealed themselves. They asked me to join them. I don't want to, of course. However, Nalka will kill my wife (And maybe myself) if I cannot stop him; and their help could be instrumental in removing him from power.

Thus I am now a Cold One. I pray my patron, Lady Lempo, can forgive me. I have doubts, but I believe she will understand me doing what it takes to protect my wife and my tribe. After I am safe, I will find a way to return to the warmth, but until then I must embrace the cold of darkness.

>>174310748
Their governments wouldn't actually change to being Daimyo, even when Shinto, but the interaction with them was the same. I.e. demand general, commit sedoku, etc.

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>>174312115
The Cold Ones have proven to be a fun bunch. They're fond of plotting and planning, and they're shockingly well read. During a meeting, I enjoyed the company of a distant High Chief's wife. We discussed a old Greek epic called the Iliad, other than myself, she is the only one I know that has read it. I am glad to say that I now count her among my friends.

The Dark Ones have thus far given me naught but their company. I fear that they have not yet fully welcomed me into the fold. They've asked me to sacrifice a ruler to Chernobag. I believe it's a challenge I must complete before I'm allowed to gain any powers to use against Nelka. Obviously, High Chief Nelka is my first choice for this, but abducting him would prove too difficult. I instead choose a fellow chief, Nydog. He is Nelka's personal champion and a likely supporter of his plot to kill me and my wife.

I've asked my fellow Cold Ones with the task of abducting him, and once they do I will personally cut out his heart in the name of Chernobag. But not before I ask him a few questions regarding Nelka's plans.

In the meantime, I feign friendship with the chiefs of the land. They must not suspect I know of their plans. For if they learn that I plan to eventually usurp and kill High Chief Nalka, they will destroy me.

One of my concubines have become pregnant, I don't believe the child is mine, because I was away at the Cold One's initiation the night the baby was conceived. I hired an investigator to find out who the father was, but he found no evidence that she cheated on me.

Nalka must have seduced her while I was away. I would arrest and execute her now, but having an heir (even if not actually mine) will discourage Nalka from trying to assassinate me. Of course, I will kill her immediately after she gives birth. Then I'll kill the child when I have one of my own

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Feels good, mates.

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Wtf?? Apparently other countries can dow my colonies without dowing me. Is this supposed to be happening? Ill spend 30 years colonizing an area just to see portugal go and snatch the entire area under my nose.

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based von roon

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tfw I always at negative prestige and reputation because my allies are forever being gangbanged by major powers

>>174314218
>>174314142
could you make some basic plans/maps? this all looks very confusing and i have no idea what you are trying to achieve besides gross teutonicums empire

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Making a small flavor mod for Jews to actually give them some content. Namely the ability to become the Messiah ala the Saoshyant when playing Zoroastrian Persia. Pic related's a proof of concept of some of the events but there's still a lot of work to do. I'll be happy to upload it once it's done though.

Shit that I still need to do
>add a clause to make it so israel has to be the primary title to avoid arabian cheesing like in the picture
>finish adding required duchies so you have to conquer the entire arabian peninsula from egypt to mesopotamia
>add in a check to make sure that the third temple is built beforehand
>make sure religious authority is high and all holy sites are under control ala mending the schism
>figure out how artifacts work
>once that's done, if possible make it so you need the ark, solomon's seal + maybe a custom ten commandments artifact (surprised they aren't in)
>add events to acquire said artifacts for sure if artifacts are a fucking rng fest
>add a script that boots the messiah into a custom "house of david" dynasty upon being anointed
I'm still figuring a lot of shit out but thankfully the Saoshyant events have provided a damn good foundation and I think I can hijack some scripts from other mods to figure out everything save the artifacts.

That being said, any suggestions as to what the Messiah trait should actually do? Jewish opinion bonus is a given but anything else that would seem "balanced?"

>>174314809
>an unironic jew mod
I fucking hate Reddit.

>>174314809
please make it compatible with ck2+ (and maybe hip), then i'll defintely play it

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>>174314937
<--- this is what you physically resemble

>>174315016
>that huge nose
i think you are confused

>>174314984
Well I'd like to get it working on Vanilla first but seeing as this should just be a bunch of events I doubt it'll be that much work to get it compatible.

>>174313846
Literally first person I see to wreck chinese

>>174314809
If you want to make a Jew mod then make a Jewish society and tweak loans since Jewish moneylenders shouldn't charge interest on loans to other Jews.

>>174314809
Fucking Juden
Really cunt
Of all the things

>>174315080
I'll see if it can be done, sure. Like I said I'm still figuring this stuff out so I'm not 100% sure if it can be done, but if it can I imagine it'd be a simple check on their religious group to see if it should charge interest or not.

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>>174315076
It took a bunch of wars and luck. To finish them off, I just occupied them 100% and the independence revolts started poppin up.
Now they're all my tributaries, and the mandate is stuck in limbo, where it belongs.

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>>174315162
>>174314937

>>174315201
Some other neat stuff would be a Court Jew title for European feudal rulers.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Court_Jew

Their basic function would be to serve as a mediator between the court/ruler and the Jewish moneylenders and communities. A skilled and loyal court Jew should be able to help you reach much better terms on loans, i.e bigger loans with less interest.

>>174315201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9m5e-oPl5I
Is it possible to make this play?

>>174315359
>If I call him /pol/ I win the argument

Kys Herschel
And change your leader to a hunchbacked dirty brown rat if you're trying to be accurate

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>>174315441
>kys
type like you're not 14 years old

>If I call him /pol/ I win the argument
sometimes nobody actually wants to argue with weird autistic people like you, you're just being made fun of

>>174315365
That one sounds a bit tricky.

The actual position isn't the issue, but rather the function. I'll do it if it's possible but to be honest that'll probably be done later if it can be.

>>174315539
Why are you pretending you have friends Goldberg? Kek

>>174315441
>Maybe if I parrot the classic /pol/ shit I will win the argument
Something something SJW kike SJW niggers hillary something something

I wish I was as sugoi as you

desu senpai a messiah run sounds better than yet another germania/prussia blob

>>174315559
you could make a (hidden) triggered modifier that scales based on the jew's stewardship (court_jew 1 for 0-5, court_jew2 for 6-11,etc) then have the interest on the jew loan scale based on that

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>>174315587
>goldberg
>kek
this is the kind of genetic deadend human being you create when you let your kid do nothing but play videogames and watch anime all day

>>174315750
Well shit, if it can be done, I don't see why I can't. Thanks, man.

I just think Judaism desperately needs some flavor. It seems even the popular mods like CK2+ just ignore it.

>>174315818
it really does. paradox will never do it either. ck2 team's been dropping hints that the next dlc will finally be china to ride the mandate dragon.

>>174315818
no problem, i'm no expert but let me know if you need any help
just don't disappear like every single modder in gsg does

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>>174314372
if everything goes its absolute best then this, EVERYTHING in blue is a puppet including things not seen in the east

but maybe I won't puppet all of russia like that just have ukraine and some caucasus states so russia gets no european sea access
we'll see how it goes

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>>174313014
They are all dead. Each and every lord of my domain has been slain, either by my own magics or natural illness.
A outing with my cold comrades resulted in a peasant uprising that Nelta lost. This made me realize that he isn't a all powerful dictator, he is just a man. I seduced his wife just for fun. I got past my paranoia, allowing me to plan rationally. My chancellor claimed Nelta's old county. My children helped me secure alliance with the other 2 lords under Nelta. With their assistance, the fight for his Nelta's old county was swift.

Then one of my allies died of disease, Nelta inherited his land. So I abducted Nelta's only son and sacrificed him to my Cold Lord. Then I used dark magics to give him food poisoning. (Which caused his death)
The lord that inherited the Chiefdom was none other than Nydog's imbecile son. (Who was 13 and engaged to my daughter)
I abducted my way through all of his heirs until I was next in line, then I saw to it that he died of rabies.

Thus I am high chief of Yugra. But what do I do from here? I do not believe I can hold my chiefdoms from the tribal hordes, but the only other option is to swear fealty to one.

>what do now?

>>174315228
>Daijoshinkoku
What does it mean?

>>174316305
nice, it indeed does look very ebin
your western border would be much better with meckleinburg and galicia tho

>>174314809
The messiah trait should give more health, a ton of piety and some learning, also give the nickname "Holy".

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If I send the ai money slightly greater than the size of their outsanding loans, will they use it to repay them? I'm not a great power so I can't pay the loands directly, but I want Bohemia to accept my call to arms and they won't because of their debt that I have enough money to cover.

>>174316538
>also give the nickname "Holy".
that should probably be part of the event giving you the messiah trait, not the trait itself

>>174316497
I just looked up jurchen in japanese
dai = big
joshin = jurchen
koku = country

daijoshinkoku = big jurchen country ???

>>174316594
maybe he meant grossjurcheniums?

>>174316594
Land of the Jurchens but big

>>174316538
>also give the nickname "Holy".
I would imagine the nickname would be Messiah or Moshiach wouldn't it?

>>174315789
Do you ever wonder why your people have been kicked out of every major society in history? Could it be that you're self absorbed narcissistic assholes?

Is Florry bi or gay?
just asking

>>174316665
>>174316686
No, its my game. I looked up Jurchen in Japanese and got "joshin", and slapped "dai" on front because it's a big country for you, and "koku" on the end because it is a country. Hence Daijoshinkoku. Manchukuo isn't the right era so I wanted something else.

>>174317168
yehudim are white and based

>>174317380
Jews aren't white. They literally do not consider themselves white. Pure middle eastern genes.

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>>174288854
So fucking based

>>174317445
Cant wait for him to get crucified

>>174317509
kek

KEK

Oh, Anonymous, you make me laugh!

Erdogan is based
Turkey is based
Turks are based

Okay, what am I supposed to do first as Charlemagne in CK2? Just waiting, until his events trigger or should I start fabricating on certain neighbors immedialy?

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>>174317558
>this thread
>roaches and kikes LARPing

Good god what happened

Turks are brown and not based

>>174317613
A dumb Jew tried to make a mod that was never needed or wanted.

>>174317438
t. antisemite
jews are whiter than you will ever be

>>174278706
Yes sir!

>>174317558
Yes sir!

>>174317613
No sir!

>>174317637
No sir!

>>174317681
Damn right, fuck off back to Israel (a land that you stole) and stay there rat.

>>174317662
I'm pretty sure what that anon's doing is one of the few things that'd make a Jew go full on allahu ackbar out of sheer autistic rage.

Reminder that "white and based" is an oxymoron.

Turks are brown and based

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>>174317168
>>174317662
sperg out

>>174317438
>literally literally literally
you type like a barely sentient idiot

>>174317848
t. liquor PRO

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>>174317848
>only liquoria allowed on MY /gsg/