Guild Wars 2 General - /gw2g/

post the ass

>>174270453
There's a grand strategy streamer that I used to love. He made chill videos for newcomers to the genre and funny videos for everyone else. Then he decided that he needed to make a living from his videos and now he's literal cancer. His commentary stops every ten seconds to announce a new sub, his ugly bald head is down the bottom right, etc.

Monetization was a mistake. People doing it as a hobby was amazing.

Sorry for the blog. Go back to EREP chat now.

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>erp

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>>174271853

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>>174271894
Nice. I have one.

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>>174271853

>>174271894

Chicken Chaser is code for Cock Chaser.

>>174270835
>>174270835
>>174270835
It's gotten stale for anyone that's played it for a while anon, but if you've been out of the meta the same gameplay is there. I think it will take until next expac to get any real changes.

>>174272970
XD

>>174273198
Game will be dead by next xpac I think. I don't want it to die, just being honest and pessimistic.

>>174273435
if it's not dead by now then it won't be in the next three years either

>>174273435
It may or may not die, Anet has made some good polishes and groundwork for better content, but they're still finding a direction to this old ass game, which is concerning.

>>174273435
that damn expansion is sucking anet dry, it better be good

>>174274120
>WvW falling apart entirely
>sPvP no longer in ESL
>dungeons are a pile of bones buried 100 feet under the earth
>fractals are updated once and a while
>only LS episodes and Raids given the time of day
>but only 2-3 months
>maximum of 6 updated to those, minimum 4 per YEAR

You can only bleed out for so long before you die anon, and GW2 is bleeding out. Expac 2 either staunches that bleeding or rips an artery.

>>174273198
I just hope that anet won't think that a new borderland is sufficient for WvW

>>174274730
and in the past it was worse and the game is still here

>>174274120
lmfao

>>174275232
Not him but it's never been as bad as this. For a year I just wrote off the empty servers to "h-heh just megaserver" or "c-confirmation bias" but all that aside? Anet have denounced their one ambition for this game. That means everything. I genuinely hope you are right and I'm wrong, btw.

>>174275240
>>174274120
Nah you've got a good point, it's also easy to download gw2, the file size hasn't changed much since launch. It may always be in a semi-zombified state until Anet pulls the plug themselves.

>174274730
You'd be surprised at how long a game can last with a skeleton crew. Servers aren't that expensive in comparison to office leases and employee wages.

Don't get me wrong, I'm pretty sure that expac 2 will be the last shot for the game and likely Anet, but I doubt the bleeding-out will last any shorter than two years.

Now that Trannynet have admitted their game is not fit for competitive play they need to put all the talents back in, fire Izzy and send out apologies to everyone's email. They need to fire that auction house jew as well the fucking niggers that they are.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMV2tfk3PXQ

>>174275232
>it was worse
Nah, we still had ESL and big WvW guilds, PvP streamers, we more frequent updatesand Anet maintained a constant level of hype to keep people around.

After the 8-month content drought culminating in HoT there was a drop in players and that's only continued to bleed off with these frequent and telegraphed content droughts.

>phanta went on to another MMO with 100x more mindless grind
>helseth went on to another ded esports game with 100x more incompetent devs

Are all GW2 streamers retarded? We reveal the facts, so tune in for guild chat.

>>174276190
What game did Helseth go to?

>>174276321
Smite, I believe.

>>174276190
>helseth being dumb enough to go to a worse game
I wouldnt think so, helseth was one of the only legitimately good/smart players.

t.helseth

>>174276669
Damn, that game is shit as well. He played the rogue, right?

>>174275474
>Not him but it's never been as bad as this.
Honestly I disagree for many reasons I could probably go on a full blown rant. But pvp being inflated by whatever little money anet could scrap together does not equate to a good time. The game has always been REALLY bad when it comes to pvp. Actually giving up on esports could mean they focus on just making pvp fun again but who knows.

>>174276321
Smite LMAO
He still goes on GW2 rants... while playing smite.

>>174276834
No, Helseth was the mesmer pro

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alright lads

>>174277054
>He still goes on GW2 rants... while playing smite.

This is the thing I hate the most about GW2, it gave people so much hope that it could be a good game, that even people who quit the game still can't ignore it. I've pretty much forgotten many games that I've played then dropped... but here I rant about GW2 just like that.

>>174277380
You're not alone. There are a million and one MMOs that will pass on from mortal memory. GW2 will hold a special place in the miserable hearts of thousands for the grand dump it took on the greatness of it's predecessor.

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>>174277376
>>174277569
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>>174277380
Everyone always comes back eventually. Guarantee both phanta and helseth are going to be live on twitch streaming the next expansion because you can't shake off GW2. It's realistically the only MMO worth playing that doesn't feel like you're paying monthly just to log in mindlessly farm some nodes, and log out. There's still a lot they can do though, I won't ever deny that, but people seem to gloss over how much the game has improved. We launched without a wardrobe system! Those were some crazy ass times.
Wish they would ditch LS entirely though. It fucks with development. Going back to their sort of content/feature/balance patch system was so much better.

fucking replying to me for post line ups

>>174276931
That is actually pretty nice

>>174277952
@ >>174277569
@ >>174277376

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>>174277952

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>>174278087

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fucking line ups post them

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>>174278395
No because Jugg will add my entire charr lineup in his saturday autism collection
I would have legit posted them if it weren't for him

>>174278626
the fuck you babbling about bitch

I was asleep when that comfyanon went on about femcharr and stuff...but uh, they did alright i guess.

>>174278770
nobody posts lineups anymore because theres a guy that spams these threads on saturday

in fact charr barely post anymore in general because of that autist and the closest thing we get anymore is drawn pics from tumblr

>>174278970
Who is the autist? Is it the Squat Charr from literal years ago?

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>>174278395
gangs all here

>>174279128
Yes that's what I'm talking about. That's a nice theme as well buddy. Good stuff. Post more line ups it breaks my heart to see this thread with no shitposting, images or memes.

>>174279102
no but that guy copied that character because of how much he wished she was real and wanted to fuck her

>>174279128
H-how big is human male son's penis?

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>>174279237
I've got the memes

>>174279282
Just post what you like and ignore the thread on a saturday. The autist will give up if ignored. Protip: he'll cry as well.

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I miss the cosplayers

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>>174279620
that's actually pretty cool

>>174279430
More.

Also, why did the last thread hit the image bump? Was it this same autist?

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I miss when people would take the time to photoshop their lineups

>>174279620
Sylvari on the far left is cool as fuck. I don't like that pink armour colour though.

Alright you fashionable fucking nogs I got a bunch of 3rd and 4th birthday presents which dyes bring out textures on metal, leather and cloth the best?

>>174279503
the guy has legit autism he hasn't stopped and everyone ignores him besides telling other anons whats going on, even spams on fridays and sundays because I'm guessing "I'm not doing anything else lol, also have autism so if I stop it feels like I'm going to kms"

>>174279787
yes

>>174279794
8/10 Harley Quinn bigger tits and ass for 10/10
10/10 for the rest that's some good stuff especially Skeletor

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>>174279787
Yes same one.

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>>174280048
Ok, and he's not here now? So we got an aussie?

>>174280048
i wanna fuck a mesmer

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>>174278924
So you would still not RP even with a patrician charr lady ?

>>174280098
he's always here

>>174278924
so you don't actually think of futas as monsters?

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>>174280365
Is it fucking rexxie?

>>174277796
Eh, I'm not so certain. It'll heavily depend on what the expac will actually contain. For some, it's probably easier to just excise the game from your attention and move on to something else.

I still have Teldo and Koroshi on my Twitch follow list, and it still hurts me a bit when I see them stream Battlerite or some other new game I've never heard before.

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my lineup

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I had to pick up a dead baby rat my cat left on my front steps...

It was a cute baby rat....... why is the world so unfair?

>>174281420
i'm going to leave your cat dead on your front steps for being an anime poster

Question!

Just got back into the game after 4 years away, what do returning players have to do to "catch up"? There's so many currencies, if I hop on my 80 with exotic gear do I just have to farm ascended gear & laurels?

>>174280738
I mean it's pretty understandable they would try to branch out, but the only real difference is they're not actually enjoyable streamers. Mightyteapot is another example. He's not enjoyable to watch, but he has a fanbase because it's gw2 and he fills out a niche in the community.

>>174281771
you dont have to farm ascended, there is no catch up outside of things like completing your elite specializations.
but you'll be farming for ascended gear/legendary in fractals/raids anyways

>>174281771
Make a femcharr, buy the HoT, max out specialization and then get ascended trinkets and weapons.

>>174281771
You can buy HoT and do it's content and grab it's builds so you can be competitive in WvW/PvP/PvE

core has the same content, well except for some new fractals and you'll be alot less powerful than HoT builds. I dont think core players can get HoT stats if they can then you can condi engi/ranger

>>174281808
"Not enjoyable" referring to Teldo/Koroshi, or Helseth and co.? Bit confused.

>>174281420
>cat kills rat

This is why we have nice things.

Kill the vermin.

Sanitary war NOW.

>>174281420
I had to pick up and bury a kitten that I accidentally backed over in my driveway. In the rain.

I know your feel.

So has Anet still not improved the rewards of dungeons? Not sure why I should do those when I could do WvW or PvP and just do reward tracks.

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>>174282137
Oh thank fuck for that, so I can basically walk straight into fractals/story/WvW/sPVP & get the currencies but I haven't been gimped by a gear grind for being away? (besides maxing out specialization)

Thanks lads.

>>174282283
Tel/Koro being not enjoyable. Helseth and how petty he would get was always entertaining. Sizer was too largely because he reminded me of my friend who would get pissed and just smoke away his feelings.

>>174282590
you're gimped in being alot weaker than everyone with HoT but that's about it.

>>174281808
Chaithh and helseth were fun to watch because they talk to you and explain everything they do. Most gw2 streamers have long periods of awkward silences

>>174282590
you don't need ascended for spvp/wvw/story
you can do low level fractals without ascended too, but at a certain point you'll need agony resistance which slots into ascended pieces

or just jump into t4 fractals with 0 agony resistance and then type shit like "haha no AR xD" when you get one shotted

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>>174283254
xD

>>174283128
So was Shin and Malf. Although they still stream gw2 as far as I know. Helseth is just waiting for expansion. Chaithh got laid and now only supports his gf's streaming life lmao

>>174282565
Since when? They relaxed the restrictions slightly a while back.

>>174282565
Fractals are the new dungeons when it comes to rewards.

>>174283776
Haven't really played since they first nuked dungeons around HoT release.

Barely anybody seems to do it anymore so I guessed they still weren't good.

>>174283969
They relaxed it slightly. It's still not 1g per run but it's a bit better. The reason no one does it anymore is because that initial nerf chased everyone off and hardly anyone came back.

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>>174283468
>tfw shin was my WvW husbando until he left
shinryukukukukukuku

>>174283893
Man what is even the point of dungeons then. They aren't that fun/innovative and the lack of reward makes them uninteresting.

>>174284102
They're old.

>>174284093
He's back tho? He roamed like a couple days ago. Rekindle that flame~

>>174284102
I mean realistically, they shouldn't exist at all since fractals are much easier to expand upon/reward and anet should get rid of them entirely but I'm sure there are some technical shit as to why they haven't done so, on top of the community whining about "anet taking shit away" even though it's useless.

>>174284102
They're too lazy to make new dungeons, so they make fractals instead. Now they're too lazy to remove dungeons despite them having no place in the game.

I honestly preferred dungeons, but I don't see why they couldnt coexist. Fractals are more fun to do on a daily roulette because they're short and sweet, but dungeons actually feel like they're an extension of the world kinda like raids now, I'd argue that raids filled dungeons shoes except for requiring 10 people. Which isn't a problem except the retards at ANet are either too lazy or don't know how to make 10 man comps not asinine. Fuck arbitrary mirror comps.

>>174284093
Be mine

powerful futasuras?

>>174284835
are you super cool anon?

>>174285120
Can they launch a femcharr in outer space with escape velocity ?

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>>174285120
They don't exist!

t. Rikki

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>>174271853
<--

>>174284659
I wouldn't mind a new dungeon but honestly I'd prefer an overhaul of the old ones first. mechanics and bosses in them feel so dated I don't like the idea that they're the first "challenging" PvE content most new players experience.

>>174287248
They need to fix fractal pugging first. Letting people buy all of the infusions they need makes it fucking awful most of the time. Every single time you get to an area that requires more than one person to have an IQ of over 90 you have to wait for 30 minutes while they try to remember how to press W.

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>>174279794
Is this enough effort, or can I do better

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>>174279430
Heh, that's pretty good.

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>>174278395
Lineup from a few years back.

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>>174288840

>>174288781
The one on the left is pretty dull, the other two have distinct styles though.

>>174289342
>daily critters

Man, that takes me back.

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>>174290126
Nostalgia and gw2 is a nasty combo

keep posting funny comics

>>174290126
>dailies that can be completed in any zone you want

That was nice. I just picked my favourite map, and did my dailies on that map every day. Every now and then I did them on a different map just for variety and because I wanted to.

Then Anet decided that they hated "play how you want", and wanted players to "play how we want you to".

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>>174290424
I mean it was technically needed otherwise core tyria events would never ever be successful.

>>174290728

Non-core tyria maps are completely shit for relaxing dailies. Not all of us have ADHD.

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>>174290829
Just run fractals if you want to relax~

>>174290728
>a-sever-case
SEVERE
COMIC RUINED

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>>174291201
Comics can't be ruined if they were never finished.

>>174291201
>that ruined the comic
>not that it wasn't funny

Dailies in general were just a huge mistake.

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>>174279620
that's dope
i had shrek in my squad earlier

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>>174292324
got ur funny comic here : ^ )

>>174292558
Wrong. Huge mistake if anet actually had developed a proper world and system that encourages people to use all maps but instead they don't, so dailies are next best.

>>174280164
If it were a nice comfy rp, sure.

>>174280374
nope. Just a lil weird.

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>>174292938
>X is shit, but it would be REALLY bad if Y weren't actually shit, but Y IS shit, so X isn't bad
Real anet tier argument there

>>174293541
>trying this desperately to deconstruct an argument so your ~simple mind~ can comprehend it but actually failing miserably at it
lmao the argument was simply
>if X existed, we wouldn't need Y

>>174293541
take a philosophy class sometime to learn real logic kiddo

>>174293883
t. dros

>Arguing about anything GW2 related
Whatever you think is good about the game falls on deaf ears unless you're e-famous and make a video about it or complain on some live stream like Peachy did that moved the inventory Compact feature within a week or so of her complaint. Nothing you think about GW2 matters. Nothing you think about MMORPG's matter to ArenaNet. Nothing you want or don't want matter in the grand scheme of things for ArenaNet. You could write a book on an objective perspective of the game's core mechanics and principles and you'd find the book on ArenaNet's backed up P.O. box dusty and forgotten. Maybe once everyone has begged for months they'll add that specific something but for the most part they'll dedicate their time to whatever foolish project they wish to waste their time on and that's that. They want to totally rebuild the game from the ground up and relaunch it in China? Wait like a good sucker and don't complain about temporary LS1 content. Oh it was a mistake, oh no, well now you wait years for even a confirmation that they're working on adding that temporary LS1 content back, like a good sucker. Nothing matters. Nobody cares. You wait or you don't. What's to get upset about if something is out of your control? Why critique if the chef likes his grease pool pizza super greasy and gross? You leave or you stay and chug your gross pizza.

/gw2g/ talks about the gross grease pizza, not on why it should taste better. It sure can taste better, god we want it to taste better, but nobody can change the recipe.

give me the barb

>>174294504
nope :P

>>174295292
tooo negative anon, chill

not our fault the state of the game is what it is but anons just want to voice their opinions

the game isn't half bad to newcomers

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>>174296670
gonna go into bdo and post pic

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What the fuck do I do with these if I can't sell em?

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>>174297792
fun fact: items in an invisible bag will not show up in the vendor menu

>>174297609
but I have a waifu and they think I'm great

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>>174297982

well shit, I've been destroying items I could have traded for skittles

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>Someone from a different game entirely recognizes you're a rat player that hasn't been on for over a year.

>>174298156
>he's still autistic
what game

>>174298093
me on the left

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>>174298035

AND THEN imma post THIS but change the date to an earlier one so they think you're not great anymore

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>>174298428
>I'm still autistic.

Well, yeah, because the other game is Runescape.

Far from the only game that I've been playing with the same name, though.

>>174298584
hmph >:T

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>>174298841
I still love you, Dros.

>>174298841
you cant stop me, better say your goodbyes bwahaha

>>174298952

Holy shit what a mess. No wonder they call it HOPE tier fashion.

>>174299839
post your character

>>174299901

Jugg does that for me.

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>>174299839
That's literally the first time I ever heard of that myself <3

>>174300773
what a HOPE ass comment

>>174300773
did dylan have brain problems

>>174302124
All of them did

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>Be me just now in SW
>VW triggers
>Pretty sleepy instance but stil doable
>Gather some people thru map chat
>First lane fails miserably
>It goes reasonably enough when our lane does it
>Someone tags up at this point aswell
>Then suddenly toward the final boss the golems start dropping like flies
>Fucking f2p shitter afk retards managed to fuck up the whole event
>Mfw

And that was that heh

You barely find a decent SW instance anymore these days aside from farming shit

Making SW available to f2p shitters was a grave mistake desu

was mace for guardian/DH ever part of the pve meta?

>>174298093
please delete this thanks

where is the mystical depository of asuran porn so I can jack off

nobody to play with, deleted my 3 level 80 toons to switch to a low pop for wvw roaming and removed all my friends HELP

Do I need HoT to have fun.

>>174302375
tfw nornfu anon will never be carried thru SW by a thicc norn mommyfu

>>174302561
it was when sword was a DPS loss to use thanks to the 20% damage symbol trait. but then they gave sword its own symbol, tossing mace back into the 'use for fun" pile in PvE. guardian mace is still viable in PvP however, some people even use it in the place of sword for meditrapper builds

>>174302705
Meet in the center of the roleplay version of Divinity's Reach for rat pussy.

>>174303312
I want a guild wars 2 asuran gf how do I get one

>>174303410
Just look around anon but not in 4chan.

>>174303410
What race are you?

>>174303696
Deleted all of my toons to restart yesterday, human male.

>>174303410
to get one, you must be one
only then will you find what you want

>>174303696
>can't find an asura to have sex with

Its pretty obvious that he's a msura.

>>174303539
>>174303410
it's actually easier to join HOPE and take one of them

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I found a femcharr wife for anon

>>174304229
find me a mcharr bf

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Wondering if purchasing Throne Edition for $30 is a good deal. How far can I go before hitting a pay wall if I start new?

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This is my scrapper, what do u think of him, anons?

>>174303539
why not

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>>174304506
8/10

>>174302375
>tfw no norn gf to force feed me shark and bear meat, or her own milk

>>174304506
I like the theme but zodiac is a bit distracting. Maybe t2 medium cultural?

>>174298093
charr-asura is my least favorite interracial

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>>174303410
>I want a guild wars 2 asuran gf how do I get one
they're just like normal GF's but play asurans mainly
give them proper emotional care and be yourself
but online GF's and BF's are a trap, it almost always ends up badly
just get a GW2 asuran best friend, fuck buddy, and sidekick AKA a waifu
best friends are so good anon and if they're top tier lewd they can take away your cummies too and if they're your partner in crime they will help you beat dickheads in pvp and always take your parking buddy requests and dungoen buddy requests

find the ones that rp, normies don't rp and you will want a freaky rat

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found another femcharr fluffy wife

>>174304880
thx

>>174305132
the zodiac is mean to look sorta like he's halfway thru a process of change into some weird blue space thing

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HOPEsura panty inspection day will be next saturday
be ready.

What's the best way to plvl now? EotM/WvW is dead at 10-11pm for my OG, pvp is ok I guess.

>>174306884
pop a killstreak booster and slaughter some dolyaks

I'm serious.

>>174302375
>Making SW available to f2p shitters was a grave mistake desu
How else will Anet make money off of Chinese gold farmers?

>>174307181
nigga wat

Do they give stupid exp or something? I don't have any straight ks boosters, just the 2 hour exp + ks boosters and the celebratory ones.

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>>174306841
I volunteer to go first

>>174306884
the fun way would be to play something with a reward track
the boring as fuck way would be to do what >>174307181 said and use every XP boosting consumable (food, utility, boosters, guild boosts, etc) and killing every yellow named mob (bonus exp they have since people tend to ignore them) you can find on a map. You get like 10 levels for 30 minutes with some heart completion on the side.

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r8 my nigger thief

this general sux ppl only post stinky cats and rats and never cute fhds

>>174306841
I'm going to inspect Korrli's.

>>174311939
stinky....?

vae musk wafting into the thread

vae crying in the bathroom at uni

xth for HOPE has no taste

vae posting about hope characters while mum cooks dinner

>>174312760
>>174312817
>>174312883
good post friend
whole new day for your NEET ass, go shitpost about charr, how HOPE sucks, how rats are cucks, how you wish to inhale farts straight out of vuncia's stank squat cunt, and let me see what else.. hmmmm.... how you don't have an mcharr husband or femcharr wife. let's see what else is there? what else? probably more complaining about rats or how you wish to sniff animal testes for muh musk yeah? oh boy i can't wait to see this happen all week long. what a life.

vae hating rats for no reason and not getting kicked for it

vae being a snob and thinking he is better than hope

god fuck

anon shut up god damn it

stop
stop
stop
stop

no more charr fetish posts. for real i would rather read about sylvari fetishes or even like quaggan ball worship. it's been this way for like three years please crawl out of this routine. it's not healthy

seek
help

>>174313196
>quaggan ball worship
go on...

fluffy vuncia cunny sitting on this anons >>174313196 head

>>174306841
You won't like what you find, and she won't be able to control herself with your face that close.

>>174298093
what did you think the invisible bags were for lel

>>174313725
who is this

>>174314306
Some washed-up watchdog.

Holy fucking shit. The Caudecus fight in Head of The Snake is one of the worst designed fights I've had the displeasure of partaking in in a long while.

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someone run something with me I can't sleep

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>>174311061
>Dandy Bluster

Excellent taste, my man.

>>174319964
based fucking squirrel
I'd run something with him

>>174320097
alright lets go

Anyone have any success with warped bundles/packets? Doing daily ember bay has gotten me 1k wood and its clogging up my bank space. I have gotten like 4 sets of trinkets with these new maps so I don't really need more ascended stuff.

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>>174279128
Is your theme....dusty blanket?

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The fuck is this? Don't tell me I'm supposed to look after some little shit dragon

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>>174322143
Isn't she cute? You're going to take care for her!

>>174322807
Why do I have to do it? Don't the Exalted exist literally just for that very purpose?

>>174322807
*Pats*
I hope you are cozy and comfy anons

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>>174278395
>that image

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Discuss.

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>>174326975
Engi confirmed for most patrician choice.

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>tfw no femcharr wife

>>174326975
Thief master race

>>174326975
are these pvp stats or the entire game?

>>174328012
Active class distribution in the entire game (PvE, WvW, PvP).

https://twitter.com/Shazbawt/status/854250546340872195

>>174328212
neat

>>174327523
>when its tied with thief
engineers are supposed to be smart

>>174324587
[HOPE] is great i have a lot of friends in there including faeeq and i come to him when i need advice about things.

>>174324587
>>174329852
>talk to faeeq once
>really keeps a good conversation and is generally nice
I think its like how people shitpost about how bad dros is just because he's guild leader, but really he's nice too

guessing they just replace the name for their shistposts

>>174326975
Anything under 11% is a great class to play.

>>174329638
"Not 100% accurate due to calculating pixels but close to it. Also thief does have a small margin over engineer making engineer the least played class."

>>174330028

With Dros its just funposting. With Faeeq its true.

>helseth is back
And my theory that no one ever truly leaves gw2 continues~

Huh, just red up on it, after completeing world 2 you are supposed to get access to a preview of world 3, but i didnt get it, nor can i enter the world 3 house.

What am i missing?

>>174333694

>everything wrong with Charr players and Asura players in one image

>Helmets still make your character bald

Getting real tired of your laziness Anet

>>174327523
What's with Mozart in that image?

>>174334379
world 3 is ded

>>174334616
engine limitation circa 2005

>>174326975
Yeah but most people probably have five characters and only play one of them. This would be better if it was by playtime.

>>174336240
>expecting a comprehensive mmo survey

>>174337621
More like.
>expecting anet to be competent in any way whatsover

>>174338079
More like.
>expecting anything from mmos

>>174335312
Playing Engi is like playing classical music.

>>174326975
That pie chart should only have 4 slices tops, but this game is trash, so there are nine.

>>174341287
with explosions

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>another tuesday
>another day with no news
>only new RNG dyes

Why do the biggest bloat suckers in gw2 constantly fellate themselves over braindead muscle memory?

Holy shit check that character select screen, expac hints???

New hair and accessory colors today!

My perma hair kit's value grows.

>>174341857
only person selfish enough to brag about such a thing and think other people care is lani

so off yourself like calsi

Anyone got pictures of the new hairstyles?

>>174342486
just colors anon, check with blick lion aestheticans

>>174342582
At work, not near my computer.
Will have to check later.

>>174343213
I wish I knew what colors are new, they all look the same

>>174343213

Bro, just like

>guildwars2.com/en/news/new-hair-and-accessory-colors-in-total-makeover-kits/

>>174343583
Ew

femsuras going to the "hair salon" to get a new hair style

A bald scalp is a healthy scalp.

>TFW you never take your helmet off so you couldn't give two shits about a bunch of new hair colors

Can we have new faces instead?

>>174343885

Yeah. They really seem dead set on enabling the glowing sparklefaggotry ypu see everywhere.

And let's not even mention the character model they used. /pol/ goblins are everywhere these days.

>>174345682
>And let's not even mention the character model they used. /pol/ goblins are everywhere these days.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't thinking that exact same thing looking at that model.

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thinking about buying the expansion, should I just play the normal game to figure out whether it's worth it first?
Also why is it still 44€ after 2 years?

>>174346229
>should I just play the normal game to figure out whether it's worth it first?
Absolutely. Don't buy the expansion if you don't enjoy the game, all you're getting is more of the same.
>Also why is it still 44€ after 2 years?
Because (((ANet)))

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>>174346437
Alright, any tips on what are fun to play? I'm going with necromancer right now

>>174346602
Oddly enough I started out with Necro. They're fun but I enjoy every class except for Warrior and Thief.
Try out every class and see if you find one you like.
If you're looking for a good noob class, go Guardian.

>>174346602
Ele, Engie, and Mesmer are the three hardest classes to play.
Warrior, Guardian, and Thief are the easiest
Everybody else is in between.

>>174346194

>use that skin color
>big giant bright red lips

Between this and Captain Penzan it almost feels like they're desperately trying to virtue signal but can't help but subconsciously insert their own deeply-buried racist views.

>right click scalawag coin
>instant crash
i hate this meme

>>174343583
>fantasy world
>modern edgy dyed hairstyles
WHY

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Has anyone else noticed the character select screen changed with the update?

The character lighting in particular is different.

>>174350149
Did they finally update the Revenant being off axis on the character creation screen?

>>174350224
Don't have an open slot right now, so I don't know.

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>>174350149
Looks like they've changed it again for sure. Really love it though.

>>174350224
Looks to be in line with all my other characters, so yes.

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EPISODE 5 TRAILER WHEN???

>>174347027
Ele is one of the hardest? It's basically all I've played so I guess I'd never know. What's so hard about them?

i dont get these "current event" achivements.

Do you only get them if you unlocked that living world story?

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>>174350443

>>174351295
no, and they're really only good for a small amount of central tyria mastery XP
or if you want the king of thorns title
or the Caladbolg Origin skin i guess

>>174351468
very accurate, i hate you

>>174349403

Just go to literally any travel hub or place where people gather and you'll have your answer.

The whales in this game are the ones that slap any and every neon glowing particle effect on their characters as they can. It only makes sense that they would cater to them, even to the detriment of the setting.

>>174343583
>>174349403

Aren't there already enough SJW hair styles and hair dyes in GW2?

anybody want to pvp/level with me? i am level 30

>>174350443
>>174350149

Can i get a comparison? Not really seeing a difference, and i'm away from my pc so I cant check old screenshots.

>>174352128
Yeah. I don't like it.

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>>174352235
Took this screenshot yesterday.

Compare to >>174350149

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>1634243_0983 Spellbreaker
>1664545_0739 Ritualist
>1604241_0722 Purifier
>1654247_0642 Scourge
>1664240_0689 Stormblade
>1664940_0492 Nomad
>1604241_0340 Sniper
>1669248_0192 Machinist
Datamined today, discuss? Hype?

>>174352389
>>174350149

That new screen is just the old screen isn't it? That looks like pre-Scarletted LA in the new screen.

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>>174352128
They're answering to demand, unfortunately. I've lost track of how many ungodly sparkle abominations I've run into today alone.

>>174352389

Ah, okay yeah.

New background looks really familiar - does anyone have a pre-mordremoth screenshot? I almost feel like the new background is just the original background again.

Redardless of all the crap I love this game. I love this universe. I want this game to succeed. I absolutely hate see the literal 0 effort anet's diversity hires make to keep this game going. Damn shame.

>>174352718
Old background, new lighting.

If you'll notice, there's better shadowing on the character in the new screen.

>>174352705
>Sniper

This pleases me. Means I didn't spend all that gold for nothing when I bought The Hunter back when HoT was coming out.

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>>174352718

I was right. Here's a super old screen from the first Queen's Bloodsports event.

>>174352837

You are correct as well.

>>174352705
>Ritualist
Please! Is this real? I need this!

>>174352705

>ritualist
https://youtu.be/l2bfcwxTABM

>sniper
Of course.

>stormblade
Mainhand sword ele? please no greatsword, greatswords are such a fucking meme.

>machinist
What, mace? Another fucking wrench?
I don't even know anymore, man.

>>174352705

Are these specialization names perhaps?
>9 classes, only 8 names there

They do still line up with potential themes that classes could take for elite specs.

>Spellbreaker
Mesmer
>Ritualist
Rev
>Purifier
"Guardian" greedy DPS, thanks Karl
>Scourge
Necro
>Stormblade
Ele sword
>Nomad
Ranger?
>Sniper
Ranger or Thief
>Machinist
Engineer

Warrior would have to be somewhere.

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>>174353038
>>174353142
No it's fake I made it up by copy and pasting one of that_shaman's posts and getting info from the expansion 2 leak thread. Just noticed I forgot to add Mirage so it's ruined lol
The icon is real though, just added _spellbreaker to the end.
I'm sorry for lying to you anons I don't want to hype you up with lies.

>>174352705
No mesmer, did the earlier leak have anything about their new elite?

>>174352705
>Hype?
Disgust. The game decays further.

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>>174353038
>>174353142
>>174353548
>>174353621
>>174353680
>>174353701

Elite Specs
Warrior: "Spellbreaker" - Dagger/Dagger
Mesmer: "Mirage" - Mainhand Axe
Guardian: "Purifier" - Mainhand Axe
Necro: "Scourge" - Torch + "Sand Shroud"
Elementalist: Either Sword or Greatsword
Ranger: Probably Dagger Mainhand
Thief: Probably Rifle
Revenant: No Info
Engineer: No Info

These are the only actual leaked elites, dag/dag warrior fits in with the leaked shaman icon.

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>>174353621
Nomad is definitely ranger and sniper is thief. Sniping is usually understood as a stealthy discipline.

However, I have no idea what they could give rangers for the Nomad. Maybe it's a bedouin type deal with main hand dagger?

I'm sorry brothers and sisters I'm sorry, I had to do it. Please don't fall for it anymore I feel bad now.

>>174354074
LOOK WHAT YOU DID BITCH
THEY TRUSTED YOU HOW COULD YOU

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>>174353670
>>174354074
Why have you done this?

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>>174354156
>>174354229
I'M SORRY ANONS..... I know you guys are hungry, I'm hungry too, but I had a mischievous streak. I seriously feel bad now...

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>>174354074

>>174353890
this is still tru tho

>>174354495
Yeah https://www.reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/53d21c/what_might_come_in_expansion_2/

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>>174354074
>>174354358
>>174353670
;_;

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>>174355094

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>tfw the sad realization sets in
>nothing to talk about, only hopes and dreams that anet will never get right
>no bedouin inspiration
>no ritualist
>no sniper
>no stormblade
>no hype

>>174353854
That's not funny!

>SJW hair colors

This is why I don't actually play this stupid game or give this company money anymore. They have no respect for it so why should I?

Just hoping my RP partners quit so I can quit too.

This game really turned to shit. I got it when it first came out and it just went down since. Glad I moved to eso.

>>174352705
Are you telling the lies to get me impressed my main man

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>>174356121
>no femcharr wife

>>174356951
>This game really turned to shit.
You're 100% right of course but there are those of us that still have fun with it.

>>174356121
>wanting ritualist
>the class that made gw literally mindless farm: the game
GET OUT
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUTTTTTTTTTTT

>>174356951
>went from one time sink to another
WHOA DUDE GLAD THAT MAKES U HAPPY

anons who gives a donkey's ass if they add colorful hair colors into the game?

what really matters is the gameplay and the content. if SJW's didn't exist this would just be seen as some goofy addition to the game for people to customize their characters with. like runescape has colorful hair colors and i see nobody calling that sjw pandering. chill and just let it slide you know? no rest for the wicked

>>174358002
that's the core issue, though.
There is no gameplay or content. We're going months on end with literally nothing and they throw shit like this out. It understandably angers some people, myself included.

I haven't played this game in fucking months because of the state it's in.

>>174358153
that sucks yeah, i wish it was nice so good anons would come back

we will see, i hope we do

>>174358002
Honestly I don't even know why anyone cares what colors they add, the base colors are more than enough.
They should get on to adding more styles though, I don't know why they take ages to add new styles and when they do it's not much variety.

>>174358153
But they literally added maps and story in the past year? They added raids and have expanded on them? There are so many reasons to actually be mad, but getting mad because of blanket "no gameplay or content" is fucking stupid. Be specific. For example pvp and wvw is stale as fuck because no new additions in a long as time.

>>174358408
>But they literally added maps and story in the past year?
Not him but people like you apologising for Anet are the problem with why they rested on their laurels and let this game go to shit. 3 hours of gameplay in a shit zone every 5 months is not acceptable.

>>174358408
All of the LS3 maps are chores to play through and are copypaste in design. There's nothing to do in them, there's no staying power like the LS2 maps had.
The one raid wing they've added was nice, but it didn't keep many around. My team, amongst others, have disbanded because of how stale the game is right now.
Living story 3 isn't doing them many favours. Log in, do the story, shit around in the new map for a few hours, log out for another three months. Fucking whoopie.

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>>174358958
>wanting people to explain themselves is apologizing for anet
BRAVO
People like you are why anet apologists have taken over reddit tbqhwyf

>>174359109
I don't disagree at all, I think LS should be scrapped entirely so they don't have to rush through shallow content just to get something out in x months. Still, logging in, doing something, and then logging out != no content. It's just shallow content. Although according to rumors, they're aiming to pump out cheap expansions due to NC pressure.

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>>174359368
>tfw you would prefer zones filled with mystery and ambient lore rather than a story focused on the lamest "crew" in history
>but it will NEVER HAPPEN

>>174359368
this next expansion will make or break the game.
if it's "cheap" it's game over for a lot of people. I'm expecting a lot and I know most of my friends are too.

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>>174356951
>eso
haha
HAHAHA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

>>174356121
>tfw you leave the game before any ill feelings towards it come
>tfw you're not autistic
feels good

>>174359913
kek

>>174359913
Say what you want about ESO but their devs are much better at writing story compared to anet, even a random NPC got more personality than the whole destiny's edge 2.0 gang.

it is still the inferior game though no doubt and their balancing is far worse

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>>174360249
>story and writing
>elder scrolls game/universe
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>174360249
>their devs are much better at writing story compared to anet, even a random NPC got more personality than the whole destiny's edge 2.0 gang.
GW2 story is what happens when you hire based on politics rather than talent.

>>174360515
>someone has an opinion on 4chan quick lets bait him!

>>174360515
If you laugh at elder scrolls franchise story then you must be 3x dead of laughter from gw2 story

>>174359759
>tfw they'll kill everyone but taimi just because that one redditor posted about how taimi is such an inspiration

>>174359836
I missed some words. I meant cheap & frequent expansions. Guy who leaked a lot of stuff is proclaiming it'll be $20 and another would be coming earlier than we think. So I suppose like original GW had things.
Unfortunately we just have to wait. But yeah, I think a lot of people are going to be disappointed unless it's a massive expansion that Changes Everything™. Realistically all I'm hoping for are just some good fucking maps for all modes (content), and build templates (feature). After that, give me a good rundown of how anet sees the next 5 years of the game. Are they switching to an exclusive expansion model like GW1? Are they going to continue with LS? Will they finally get rid of dungeons and remix the dungeons into fractals?

>>174360681
You won't change anyone's mind in here. /gw2g/ is made up of 4 people and - coincidentally - that's 50% of the people on planet earth that think the GW2 story is "passable".