/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist & Payday 2 General

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1st for dragan best

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first for bountiful bonnie

Why does this game need like 30 minutes applying even small patches?

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10/10 waifu heister never ever

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>>174211192
better than three minutes every time I start the game

>>174211192
shitty filesystem where it basically has to reinstall everything the change even slightly touches

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>>174211192
>how to spot a newfig.mp4
the community decided long ago that they wanted a smaller install over patch speed

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Is it possible for everyone to convert 2 cops? I imagine a 12 man team would be funny for at least a couple seconds.

rrerr

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>>174211269
>NEVER EVER

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>tfw every trashly post

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>>174211865

So, I've looked for a bit and I've yet to find a mod that replaces any of the sounds in the game with a duck quack. Something like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C04ZP5F4nmI

Is there anybody here who can create a mod like this? If not, could you point me towards some resources on modding payday 2?

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>>174212868

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>>174212868
>>174213261

better bots
http://www.strawpoll.me/12764245

>>174214157
The beta is literally about better bots, why use the mod now

When did Inspire increase teammate reload speed and why don't people spam it as much as they should

>>174214575
why not make them better better bots ;)

>>174214961
Since always and it's not mentioned in the description so everybody is oblivious

>>174214961
Shitters start crying when you spam Inspire too much

>>174214575
Doesn't it just give you buffs for having them? The AI is still atrocious

DEAD GAME

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When's Payday 3 coming out?

>>174215627
after they start and finish development on it

>>174215424
AHHHHHH DELET THIS

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>de-sync is so terrible that kazuo forever stays in place on green bridge
>30 minutes later
>still hasn't moved
>leave game

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>>174215834

>>174214961
>When did Inspire increase teammate reload speed
Since forever.
>why don't people spam it as much as they should
I did but then you kicked me for being "annoying".

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>>174076781
What's good heisters? New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Caribbean Pirate (caribbean_pirate)
- Diamonds Are Forever (diamonds_are_forever)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Hong Kong Gun Fu (daily_akimbo)
Brought to you by John Wick, starring in John Wick Chronicles for VR now available on Steam!

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

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>>174218496
>people actually go for side jobs

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>>174220367
>people actually respond to a bot

>>174220667
>he thinks I'm a bot
And you dare call someone else new. I changed my name (Side Shows Bob) to that as a joke since it seemed more fitting for my role

>>174220851
t. wanker

>>174220909
Don't you talk to him like that.

>>174220851
rekt

>i've been trying for 15 minutes to get this shitty dlc unlocker to work, all steam tells me is that i need to be running steam... when i already am

>>174221038
>being a jew

>>174221109
>paying for dlc by jews

senpai i bet a good 75% of this thread uses a dlc unlocker

>>174221109
>being a goy
>>174221038
what are you talking about
do you have it in the right folder even
kill the pd2 process or something and retry

what weapons should I use on hardest difficulties?
Even fucking locomotive seem to do nothing to cops heads

>>174221252
With hardest you mean?
>Using the loco
Dumbass

>>174221214
yeah, i have the .lua in the mods folder

>>174221296
I can casually play overkill with anything, and One Down seems too tryhardy to me.
I want to do deathwishes and mayhems but I do no damage and die quickly.
I remember when loco was so good using primary weapons was a meme

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>crime spree has framing frame final day as the high point heist
>choose it
>mfw moving the server uploads at most 10 seconds before the power shuts off
oh god that was painful

>>174221184
http://www.strawpoll.me/12764500

>>174221787
>9 votes
>ip duplication checking

jej

>>174221787
Most people here are actual good goys, the fag cyring about DLC unlocker and "m-muh ovk and lel you goys" is a samefag and it has been proven

>>174221787
what if i get most of my dlc from trashly?

>>174211726
if everyone have skill than yes

>>174221787
I don't actually use a DLC unlocker.
Granted I don't pay full price for shitty DLC but I don't want to be branded a smelly cheater.

Also my friends gifted me almost all my DLC so yeah.

>>174222118
Good goy then

>>174214575
Are you retarded? The beta bots aren't any smarter than the bots we have now, they just give you boosts and count towards the difficulty modifier.

Having better bots is about making them smarter instead of just making the player stronger.

>>174221184
Just because one samefag forces his "good goy" meme doesn't mean most of us don't care about cheater tag

>>174221184
Poll is good goy winning at 80% faggot

>>174222968
I need source to this image please

>>174223018
Second, already have pen weapon too.

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>>174222968
Took 094LI

Thanks mate.

>>174222968


TY trashly ur my favorite slut

took the 7kand one

>>174222968
thanks but i need a medic bag

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>>174223018
>>174223060

>>174223126
Many thanks.

<3

>>174223126
Thanks, is there more and does she have a penis?

>>174222968
took the first one ty

>>174223213
I think it's just a one off drawing.

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>http://www.strawpoll.me/12764500
>19 good goys vs 4 unlocker shitters
BLOW THE FUCK OUT

>>174221487
Just put a silencer on your weapon and use the ghost skill for +30% damage. That solved the problem for me.

>>174222968
thanks Trashly

>>174221184
>>174221787
>75% of this thread doesn't use a dlc unlocker

L M A O
M
A
O

>>174223578
You are part of the "others" that are poor

>>174223578
>t. chronic shitposter
Keep trying to boost your ego, poorfag

>they willingly give overkill their money
defend this

>>174223995
>Implying that you have money
>Cant even afford them at 1/4 of their price
>What are the codes
>Cheating at all

>B-BUT PUBS SUCK AND "M-MUH FRIENDS"
Literally means nothing

>>174223995
you bought it

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>>174223995
y-you gotta support the devs

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>>174224057
>use DLC unlocker
>only play with friends because they're not autistic and use DLC unlockers too

Fantastic.

>>174221184
>>174223578
>>174223995
>poorfag on suicide watch
Your need for acceptance is beyond Ashley's

>>174224057
>using a dlc unlocker and not paying money when you don't have to because you only play with friends means nothing

what did he mean by this

>>174224057
I spend my money on games I want to support.

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>dlc shitter samefagging this hard
Deal with it fag, using the "b-but friends" excuse is lame

>>174224371
>he's jealous that other people have friends and get shit for free

>>174224371
sorry some of us aren't forced to play with disgusting pub fags

>>174224410
>Have friends
>Got shit for free from the thread and DLC from the store at sale
>Play the game normally
>Never get kicked by the game
>No need to unlock or cheat anything because I got it everything

>>174224445
No one is forced to pub, you can still HYOG

>>174224495
>no need to search for codes in the thread
>dlc unlocker so i can host all my own games
>have enough friends that i don't need to play with pubs ever
>even if we were kind enough to let pubs come in, if they screech, we can kick them

I love it.

>>174224650
>don't have to worry about which friend hosts the heists because they don't own the right one

why do you give a shit if he uses dlc unlocker?
why do you give a shit if other people buy dlc?

>>174224817
I'm fine with people buying DLC, I just love triggering the ones that get antsy about people that use DLC unlockers.

>>174224817
Shitposters trying to make their opinion relevant, even when they are the minority

>>174224858
seems to be working
>>174224861

>>174224817
i'm paid to protect overkill from dirty cheaters

>>174224861
>use DLC unlocker
>get everything for free

Reminder that Wolf didn’t asked for this

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why use dlc unlocker when you can just lurk here for codes and not pay a fucking thing

>>174225495
This also
>Playing the fucking game

>>174225543
people play this game?

>>174225495
using it while i build up my codes :)

WHERE IS MY MEDIC BAG!!!!!1!!!!

>>174225887
DALLAS, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH I'M HURT

HOUSTON, I'M HURT, HELP ME

i did every heist on OD by hosting for pubs exclusively and was very thorough about removing cheaters, to the point where i didn't take any risks with hidden profiles

yet now that i have accomplished everything without exploits or arranged lobbies, everyone thinks i am cheating

should i just stop wearing my one down mask

>>174226223
>using a dif mask
kys

>>174226223
now get to crime spree 1000+ with pubs.

pubs will use quick play, join in mid heist and complain that they are getting one shot. Then they look at the level 1000+ and they will call you a cheating cunt

>>174226223
Wear it with pride m'dude.

I'm honestly surprised the only payday easter art I have seen is that one with jacket and jimmy. Nobody thought of making jacket a marshmallow peep, or having sydney painting all the eggs jacket keeps on hand for the ladies?

>>174226223
Why would you want to wear that ugly piece of shit?

>>174226279
>>174226390
i was very proud of my accomplishments

>>174226301
i had no idea you could quick play into lobbies, that's certainly something

>>174226347
i have been m'anon but the 0-60 players that instantly assume i scripted my way up hurt

i want to be their inspiration

>>174226308
>anon was taken into custody

>>174226223
did you at least make it as ugly as possible

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>>174226540
no

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>>174226606
thats not a fucking od mask
THIS
IS AN OD MASK

>>174226606
yes

>>174226606
>Wearing a rock on your face

>>174226632
thank you for the inspiration

>>174226653
thank you for the encouragement

>>174226667
there's a rock inside my face too

three and a half years of this game will do that to someone i guess

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>>174226705
>inspiration
aw thanks :)
okay but really though what sensible person would wear this edgy shit unchanged
make that shit as ugly as you can, same goes for the mega masks

Keanu Reeves wearing the tiara is best thing

FYI

>>174227002
keanu reevs is in this game?

>>174227026
a cheap storebrand knockoff is

>>174227104
thats not keanu reeves

>>174226520
AAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>>174227228
Chinese Disneyland Keanu

It's so fucking hard to find a pattern/color customization that fits perfectly on a mask.

Most of the time, I'm only applying a material and that's it.

Anyone got any decent designs?

>>174228103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ju-JyyyTliM

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>>174227923

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>>174228103
I like these desings.

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>>174228103
these are my masks.I like them

>>174228346
what the fuck did you do to that jimmy mask

>>174228412
gave it a good creaming

>>174228412
money material
toxic patern
black/white

>>174228470
>>174228612
what the fuck did the jimmy mask do to you to deserve that
shame on you people

>>174228634
still better than the white death mask

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>>174228685
>still better than the white death mask
YOU WHAT

>>174228725
the texture of the mask made it ideal for the money material.
the toxic patern is what beter resembles coke.
it's not my fault you have a shit taste in jimmys

>>174228847
>texture of the mask made it ideal for the money material.
i guess, i just use the default jimmy mask honestly

>>174228847

>not having a stone vampire mask and changing your steam name to JOJO'S REFERENCE XD

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>>174229810

>>174229810
>tfw you liked jojo since years and the anime crow ruined any sense of a small community there was with spamming their shitty memes everywhere

i hate it when that happen to any of the games/movies etc i love

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>>174229810
>>174229987
>>174229915

>>174229987
>letting the annoying people in a fandom ruin your love for a series

You must be easy to trigger.

>>174230203
they didnt ruined it , still like it , but because of these peoples you cant speak about jojo without having a post like that : >>174230108
come up

I prefer stelf in PD2 but i done allright in the crime spree for the little while i played it.
Think i should try doing Mayhem in pubs or keep it on overkill?

>>174230679
Try deathwish while not running straight at skulldozers. In my opinion mayhem is harder for me than deathwish and overkill is just autopilot mode.

>>174230740
>mayhem is harder for me than deathwish
how come?

>>174230783
It's obviously not a 100% fact, just how it feels to me. It feels like the spawn rates are insane. Another thing is that deathwish solo loud is easier to me than pubs, so I don't know.

>>174230783
OVK fucked up the spawns so there is an excessively higher number of spawns on Mayhem. Even though they're supposed to do less damage than DW cops the sheer quantity of them make up for it and more.

OVK devs have explicitly said "We don't believe there is a bug" and so we have a lesser difficulty that isn't actually easier than DW.
Mayhem is harder than DW in loud.

The true diffculty order is:
OD > Mayhem > DW > OVK > VH > Normal > Hard

>>174231012
Normal > OD > Mayhem > DW > OVK > VH > Hard

>>174231012
Wait why is normal harder than hard or is that just the meme?

>>174231012
so is Hard easier than Normal for the same reason that Mayhem is harder than DW?

>>174231196
Normal is too hard, man, nobody can play that shit.

BONNIE'S PATIENCE IS WEARING THINNER THAN YOUR PAPAS DICK

I was told there would be codes :(

>>174231604
what codes, anon
Do you want pen for a melee weapon?

>>174231751
beggars can't be choosers

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>>174231604
They only get posted when you're not browsing the thread.

>>174231840
Trashly just posted them.

>>174231883
4 hours ago probably all taken, i tried 3 and none worked, dont want to try anymore otherwise steam will place me on a cooldown and then I wont be able to snatch any fresh codes for a while

>>174234627
The pen SUCKS
I mean appreciate the freebies and all but honestly I kinda wish this wasn't the thing right now

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>>174234627
i dont even want it

>>174234735
beggars can't be choosers
it really sucks tho

>>174234735
>>174235210
>joke weapon
>expecting it to not suck
You suck.

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>china puff has a concealment mod that lets me stay under 25
Neat. Does this thing get crits?

>>174235679
Who was talking about expecting it not to suck?
Jesus Christ you apologists are retarded

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>>174234627
ASHLY. TELL FUCKING DEVS ABOUT DLC MATERIALS AND PATTERNS SO WE WOULD FIND THEM VIA CARDS CUZ NOW YOU CAN HAVE ONLY 1 OF EACH THIS IS SO FUCKING DUMB (transport dlc is exception)

>>174235706
Dude, you get it for free. Don't complain and just don't use it at all.

>>174235687
no

>>174235778
Nobody's complaining either, get your head out of your ass

>>174235862
>i'm not complaining
>but the pen SUCKS

>>174235946
Yes. If I wrap a piece of shit for you with a little bow you can point out that it's a piece of shit. Just because it's free doesn't make it any less of a piece of shit.

>>174235841
Oh well.

>>174236045
Why are you so angry about a fucking pencil, though? Just leave it alone.

>>174235687
>note: does not apply to grenade launchers

>>174236132
I'm not. You're the one harping on me pointing out it's a piece of shit.

>>174236328
Leave it alone. Nothing you can do about it.

>>174236362
The ironing

>>174236405
You're right. Nothing I can do about you complaining about it. That's it for me. Have a nice day.

>>174236469
AUUUUUUGH
I NEEEEEED THE LAST WORD

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>>174236787
You okay?

Anyone got the link to the DLC unlocker i can use?

>>174237725
nvm found it

>>174238285
link us

https://mega.nz/#!v5dERSjT!s1VDulE7jBsj3nuNbRUORMtuT8J4tekPP5MDFJkIt04

>>174239124
Wow, dolphin porn with a free copy of lostboy.exe, thanks!

>>174238918
Google pirate Perfection dlc unlocker blt

>>174226349
drawing is hard
but out of curiosity, why does jacket keep eggs around

anyone have any clue on how to remove the cheater tag?
asking for a friend :^)

>>174241579
Why do you care?

>>174241824
because i want to play pubs without getting insta-kicked whilst using perk decks/weapons that i didnt pay for.

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>>174241963
>wanting to play pubs

>>174241963
then work for 6 hours at a minimum wage job and buy the dlc

>>174241963
host your own games

>>174241579
you buy second game

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>>174240703
For the ladies.

>>174242486
yeah well then i'd be playing pubs without getting insta-kicked whilst using perk decks/weapons that i paid for, and that wouldn't be as fun :^)

>>174243359
?

>>174243359
You can't have your cake and eat it too here. You either pay for the DLC or you deal with being labelled a cheater, which you are.

>>174243465
knowing OVK, i know that there's bound to be some way, some sort of loophole that allows me to play with cheats without them being noticed. I'm not a programmer or a modder, but when your game is so exploitable that you can cheat essentially every aspect of it being labelled as a cheater shouldn't be to hard to avoid.

>>174244397
just buy them cuck

Infamy 3.0 when

>>174249126
when the leaves are falling down

join the official payday 2 discord for codes

>>174251017
Do they @everyone when they give them away?

>>174251017
>discord
i want reddit to leave

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>>174249330

slugs on a mosconi is good

>>174251206
Slugs on the GSPS are good too, I love its model so I'm glad it has a weird less-than-optimal-but-still-usable niche
Just wish I had a decent primary shotgun to use alongside it instead of having to come up with some weird hybrid build

>>174249552
focking sex

>>174251312
Joceline and Reinfield are good free shotguns, or you can use the Biker shotgun.

>>174252008
But they're so slow! I'm looking for a bread-and-butter general use shotgun like what the loco is in the secondary slot

what do you think of TPS + anarchist, /pdg/? 200 armor and a tiny pinch of dodge doesn't seem that bad.

Is gambler good? team heal is good

>>174252998
Your teammates will thank you for it but it doesn't do a whole lot for the person using it compared to crazy shit like muscle or anarchist.

>>174253908
is this oc?
it's pretty good

YOU'RE HURT
TAKE CLOVER

>>174254161
>that one heister that stays down after clover threatens to stomp on his balls

>>174254451
Does Ashley enjoy getting stepped on her testicles?

>>174254104
yeah and thanks

>>174256357
Cool style, reminds me of Gorillaz

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Shitter here, what are these?

>>174253908
Do you do commissions

>>174258330
It shows how long until the next modifier for your crime spree. Different maps give a different amount of points upon completion.

>>174256357
Do you have a Jimmy over there?

>>174252998
not good, it work every 4 seconds

Top five right now motherfuckers don't even order them

Break the Rules if the lyrics are on otherwise Home Invasion 2016
Death Row
The Gauntlet
Screech
Gun Metal Gray 2015

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>found only 3 of 6 pair of cuffs
>got headache

>>174260063
>Screech
Neck yourself

>>174260063
>no time window

>>174260259
Bullet Rain is Time Window but not shit

>>174260171
desu it's mostly because of the build phase I dunno I like it

If it wasn't gonna be that I'd pick The Take or Death Wish

>>174260326
Bullet Rain is alsoa better Death Row

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>>174260326

where is my Break the Rules with lyrics in game?

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>we robbed banks,
>we stole nukes and goats,
>but we never hit a gas station for pennies

200$ payout heist when ?

>>174260849
>he doesn't follow Dragan's heisting ethics

>What is the difference?
>“For me it’s like this. You work with two, tops three, people. That’s what differentiates a real robber and someone who’s just talking a big game. Not to disrespect anyone, but a real robber doesn’t change his game and start dealing in drugs instead if there aren’t any jobs. A robber does everything himself, and that’s why they have the best status in prison. Back then I’d rather work as a cook in a restaurant for two years, waiting for the right gig. You stick with what you know, your expertise, like any other profession. A career criminal does whatever it takes. The career robber has the discipline, they are in good physical shape, they can blend into most environments and they are dangerous. They are ready to shoot to kill to pull off their thing.
http://iconmagazine.se/portfolio/from-hood-to-hollywood/

>>174260791
It just randomly happens sometimes, really low chance. Ode to Greed works similarly

Or you could download the mod so the lyrics version always plays

>>174260849
>but we never hit a gas station for pennies
I always hit the registers

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>Some of Jacket's tapes have "Here I go again" written on them

>>174260063
Break the Rules
Dead Man's Hand
The Gauntlet

And just randomize the rest of the time.

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>>174260063
Home Invasion
Gun Metal Gray
Kicking Ass and Taking Names
Pounce
Infinite Ammo

>>174260063
If this is only PAYDAY 2

Armed to the Teeth
Break the Rules
Razormind
Time Window
Pimped out Getaway

>>174260063
Searchlights
Break the Rules
Wheres the Van
Death Row
Calling all Units

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>>174260063
Full Force Forward
Break The Rules
Wanted Dead or Alive
Three Way Deal 2016
Deathwish

if including PD:TH tracks swap Deathwish for Home Invasion

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DU
DUN
DU-DUN
DU-DUN
DU-DUN
DU DUN DUN
DUN
DU-DUN
DU-DUN
DU-DUN
DU DUN DUN

>>174264936
im retarded, what soundtrack is that?

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>>174265387
https://youtu.be/l_N_MQUAouY?t=2m18s

>>174265387
you're not retarded, you're just incapable of deducting what a songs tempo, pitch, and other distinguishing aspects are just by looking at a text post in a moroccan powerlifting image board

>>174264349
>Where's the Van
>No chance for "If you've got a god I'd start praying" playing

>>174264936
Night club?

>come back after ages
>cheats are no longer cool so I have zero shit
>I have to also git gud
Why did I install this game a second time

@LockePayday is giving away pencil codes for anyone DM'ing him on twitter.

>>174266594
pen codes

>>174266728
fuck you its a pencil

>>174266594
But Locke is a smelly fish

>>174266851
foshure

>>174260063
Razormind
Break the Rules
Evil Eye
Pimped Out Getaway
Criminal Intent (the old PDTH song you shitter not the fucking rap song)

>>174266594
>2000 +17
>not having a pencil

I am certain I require medical supplies encased in a bag

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Goodnight, /pdg/
rrerr

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>>174260665

>>174259781
what if 2 seconds instead of 4?

>>174272140
Arsenal mask when?

>>174272140
>>174272864
>chains would call football "soccer"
>clover doesn't realy care for teams
>houston doesn't care about football
>sokol realy likes Zenit
>Hoxton is a die hard Gunners fan

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Damn, I decided to watch Point Break and see if it was any good and realized I was watching the original(didn't even know there was a reboot).
Should I even bother with the reboot or should I be happy that I watched a good movie?

>>174275041
Be thankful, can confirm the reboot is shit

>>174275041
keep in mind that crossover characters reflect how good their source material is:
>John Wick is Great
>Jimmy is Great
>Jacket is Great
>Tony FOKIN Montana is Great
>Bohdi (from the reboot) is...

>>174272140
Would bonnie be a hun or a taig?
I'd say hun just because she wouldn't want to support the Irish tbqh

>>174272140
>clover
>lying on a union jack
Wrong!

>>174275041
reboot is fucking garbage

like the first two heists scenes are pretty cool, where the bad guys steal diamonds and the money pallets off the plane, but then it just devolves into stupid "prove thyself" bullshit

also bohdi's retarded backstory that literally nobody gives a shit about

>>174277778

I wonder if Bodhi ever wonders if Wick looks familiar.

whats the apr of the 5/7?

is there any point to BE now that it doesnt work on dozers

>>174281234
Seems like 1 bullet per two boxes.

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>>174234627
Based Anon

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>>174285668
that's not an anon

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>>174281884
did they remove that? when?
was it removed for being fun?

>>174281884
It's still good for clearing mooks with LMGs.

>>174286119
Around day 2 or 3 of the kento event

>>174286776
not worth using with assault rifles?

>>174281884
>BE
what's that short for?

where is the fuckings medic bags >:c

>>174287358
bacon and eggs

>>174287358
body expertise

>>174288070
>that ace
what the fuck, that's crazy

>>174287358
Bootylicious Ebony

>>174288535
patrician taste

>>174288175
it's really not that great

NORMAL IS TO HARD !!!!!11!!!1!!

>>174231196
>>174231213
Normal shits out bronco cops more than Hard. Hard is mostly blue SWATs making it ironically easier than Normal.

>>174288175
learn to aim

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>>174288175
this isn't professional

DEAD GAME, DEAD GENERAL

>>174287198
still so mad about that. The whole point in building for a spray gun and using Body Expertise is so it doesn't matter if I can hold it steady on a faceplate or not.

I'd be okay with a moderate nerf, like Aced only gives you the 30 percent headshot damage like the Regular on Dozers, but running up on a Dozer with akimbo SMGs and just melting him in .2 seconds was the core appeal.

Why are pub hosts/probably you guys such cunts? I join dozens of servers, and do pretty well, but if someone has their profile hidden, no matter when or why, you kick them. Last server I was on, middle of cook off getting fucked, two guys left host kicks one because he has a hidden profile then kicks me when i call him a sperg. I really dont understand

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>>174297912
people that join my games are cunts, I'll be in framing frame or some shit where it went loud before they joined and they'll just leave as soon as they load in

that would be understandable if they didn't seem to always do it for loud-only heists as well

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>>174297912
>host goes down
>"if i go to custody i leave"

>>174297912
I host every time I play because I have all the DLC and I'm not gonna be held at the autismal whim of some random person, but I don't ever kick anyone unless they're really just being shit (A giant asshole) or unless I'm sitting in lobby and trying to find people with specific masks for an achievement and they either don't have them or won't respond. I don't know how or why anyone sperged hard enough that private profiles are now verboten and enforced by stupid shit like NGBTO, at the same time I never get why anyone would care that someone cheated some achievements either, I didn't but I care even less if someone went fuck it to doing some of those just to get the parts and junk you paid for.

>>174298490
>host never even asks for a medic bag either

>>174298680
Because I literally see no point in playing with some cunt that can't spend the 5-10 minutes on an achievement and instead use a cheat that literally gives them access to everything in the game.

Beats the whole purpose of grinding your way to victory.

>>174299798
>he likes the grind

LMAO

>>174300018
What? Can't accept the fact you're a lazy shit for using unlockers?

baka m'dude.

>>174300113
>use unlockers so i don't have to waste time doing stupid shit for achievements that lock things
>play the game without being autistic

thank jesus for unlockers

>>174300113
Personally, I have a fucking life you autist, and only like 3 hours a day to vidya. I dont want to spend it grinding pixels in a semi-fun game. Hackers make the game much more interesting, and make the bullshit hard missions possible, but spergs like you ruin it for everyone.

>>174300113
Why would you care that someone didn't want to waste their time to get an achievement for DLC that they fucking paid for?

>>174300315
If you can't be assed to spend 5-10 minutes on a few cheevos then I see literally no reason to play with people like you.

>>174300386
If you have such a short amount of free time to spend on video games, then why the fuck are you playing GAYDAY 2? In your words, it's a semi-fun game. You could be using those 3 hours in your daily routine to play something more fun you literal spastic.

I kick anyone without XXV-100 infamy
AMA

>>174300484
I don't give a shit, but that doesn't mean I won't kick them from my games.
If you have a problem with it, host your own damn games.

>>174300563
because i feel like playing the game you nerd. If i don`t, I play something else. i don`t need to justify my purchase by playing it 24/7

>>174300563
>>174300680
Imagine being this autistic. No really, try hard to imagine what this existence must be like.

>>174300753
>"Lol what an autist he likes to spend time with his games and achieve shit"

Literally neck yourself you shitter. And while you're at it, quit crying because hosts don't want some cheating cunt in their games.

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>>174300680
>use DLC unlocker and immediately unlock all achievements using SAM
>host all my own games
>immediately kick all autistic screechers

Goddamn, I love this game's community. Too easy.

>>174300921
This is why I host my own games so that I don't have to play with shitters like yourself, m'dude.

>>174300904
Look at this sad display of a subhuman. I guarantee he gets really kick-happy when his mommy doesn't bring him his chicken tendies in time.

>>174300904
cheaters are doing literally nothing wrong by not buying the $200 worth of dlc and by not grinding for 50 hours

>>174301018
>gets mad at people that have normal lives and can't be bothered getting DLC items locked behind useless achievements
>calls others 'shitters'

like pottery, m'dude

>>174301030
Is that literally all you got? Some half-assed insults to justify you using an unlocker? Piss poor show m'lad.

>>174301078
You're right, there is nothing wrong with it. Just like there is nothing wrong with me kicking them from my games.

>>174301185
>i-is that all you got? p-piss poor job...m...m'lad

Pathetic. I'll be enjoying my free shit and kicking your autistic brethren.

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>>174300680
>I don't give a shit, but that doesn't mean I won't kick them from my games

>>174301150
>Gets mad at people for kicking people that use unlockers from their servers
I mean, you're acting just as bad.

>>174301276
>Couldn't come back with anything worthwhile so instead just mocks me
You're only proving my point that unlockers are just complete shitters.

>>174301317
oh, i'm not getting mad. i host my own lobbies as well. difference is that i get free shit and you have to waste your time and money. i just like triggering autists is all.

>>174301443
>complains that people have consistently torn down his arguments and are making fun of him

Too easy. Autists are too predictable. Maybe there's an achievement for you to unlock while you suck on your sippy cup.

>>174301446
>Wasting time and money
>Unlocked everything by just playing the game normally
You can't be this lazy, can you?

whats the fastest attacking 70 damage melee weapon? is it the katana ?

>>174301597
kunai

>>174301593
>what are the AK mod pack achievements
>playing normally

Typical autist. Never use logic around them. They'll screech at you much like this one.

>>174301742
I literally got all of them by playing the game normally.
You could too if you actually bothered to try instead of being this much of a lazy bastard.

>>174301870
>"h-hey, guys, c-can you please change your loadout for me, i want an achievement, pwetty pwease."

Autist, autist, autist, I made you out of clay.

>>174301964
>This guy can't be assed to get a group of 3 other friends to play the game with.
You really are a stupid and lazy cunt, huh?

>>174302021
>"hey, guys, can we pwease try these vewy specific achievements? they're the only way to unwock dem. pwease?"

Well, it's not a surprise autists would flock together.

>>174302175
>Literally cannot spend the SMALL amount of time it takes to do one cheevo

Well, it's not a surprise lazy cunts are so alone.

>>174302409
The problem is theres literally 500 cheevos, thats a lot of small amounts of time

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Why bother kicking people who aren't actively causing trouble? I don't give a shit if you cheated or not, just don't be an assclown.

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Let's play a game, /pdg/
>post your favorite heister
>say something you don't like about them

I don't care about bad goys as long as they play properly.

e.g. no maxing out all skills and other bullshit.

>>174302409
>play with friends without paying money for bad DLC or wasting time with useless achievements
>autist wants to screech at me for not being as autistic as he is

O' Sweet Autist of Mine

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>>174302514
>Rust
>His lines are kind of boring compared to guys like Jimmy and Scarface

>>174302470
You can literally unlock them by playing the game normally.
I don't care if you people want to unlock this shit, hell, if you have the hours logged into the game (at least 100-200 hours) I won't really care how many achievements you have.
Just don't have a private profile and I won't have to question if you're hiding something or not.

>>174302659
>I KICK ALL ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKERS
>i-i don't care if you unlock them...j-just don't be suspicious or anything...i'm n-not autistic

>>174302760
using that buzzword over and over is pretty autistic