/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist & Payday 2 General

First for Rex is a faggot

Daily rrerr

>>174044016
3rd for syndey is shit and jimmy is best

>>174044065
Tillerson?

>>174044396

THE ALPHA BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN
THE NAUGHTY CRISCO BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN
THE AGE OF THE PAJAMA BOYS IS OVER

>>174044016
desu if this was sydney's actual outfit in-game i would be all for her

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>decide to try out this crime spree thing
>throw my coins to go to rank(?) 40
>alright the diamond
>remember it being mildly difficult/time consuming, but I have done and can do this shit
>accidentally get spotted by a few guys in the lobby while making a shitter mistake
>lel stealth gear so no armor and underpowered primary
>die waiting on the inner timelock

>try it again
>spook civilian
>outer timelock finishes
>accidentally run into a guard while trying to hide the hostage in the camera room
>shoots as I shoot him
>bulldozers everywhere this time
>die alone with no ammo after both my AIs tried facetanking every cop at the timelock

>alright, good old shadow raid
>get 8/9 bags no issue
>perfect run so far, planning on looting everything
>go in for the last required bag
>fall down the ladder and get downed
I am so fucking done right now. I should not play payday at 2AM.

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sokolpost

>>174044656
Just don't do it stealth, it's too easy to fuck up stealth compared to loud

>>174044656
>stealthing crime spree

thats what you get, you nonce

>>174044656
if you're gonna stealth it just go a dodge build with a silenced weapon so you still have an option when you fuck it up like the moron you are

infiltrator viable?

>>174045728
nah, normal too hard

YEAH

WE PULLED IT OFF

>>174044909
>>174045098
I'll keep this in mind next time.

>>174045671
I was using the Cavity 9mm and that new shield piercing pistol. Both silenced. My rogue is not yet maxed and my "stealth" skillset needs to be reworked for maximum dodge rather than maximum damage.
Now you can laugh at me some more

WE'RE NO HAVIN' A GENTLE JOG, GET A MOVE ON

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>>174045958
If you were using those weapons and had silencer skills + crits then how the fuck did you get fucked on what is pretty much overkill difficulty with some slightly higher hp values

>>174045958
cavity is great
pistol is w/e but works fine enough as a utility secondary when you have the cavity
sounds like you bad familia

>>174046072
>>174046131
I am not a smart man. I pretty much just ran out of ammo on both accounts before getting cornered. I never claimed I was good.
It should probably be noted that I was running javelins to take care of bulldozers

>>174046228
In that case the cavity would actually kill dozers faster than it takes to throw the javelin in his face, not even counting for missing the dam thing.

>>174046228
cavity has an ammo pickup of two bullets a box which is fine when you one shot everything but dozers if you can aim
pistol has trash ammo pickup though so if you're missing a lot of shots on the cavity and rely on the pistol you're gonna be fucked
no need for javelins when you have a cavity on overkill difficulty
just need a nade throwable

do dragon's breath rounds proc overkill?

>>174045728
its very good, striking an enemy with your melee weapon regenerates 20% of your health. This cannot occur more than once every 10 seconds.
just hit someone, also use kunai

>>174047428
Yeah, i've been doing a shotgun build with dragon's breath rounds and it procs overkill when the enemy dies from the fire.

>>174047527
solid, thanks

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Hope you're all having a nice weekend so far Anon and i hope you enjoyed the event.

>>174047625
Got the first one, thanks
Now post Joker codes pls

>>174047625
>KN0RA-B4F22-PXXC2
Thanks!

>>174047625
Got 9YG0W, all seem to be taken

FUCK YOU TRASHLY FOR POSTING CODES WHENEVER I'M DOING SOMETHING ELSE FUCK YOU

>>174047625
you didnt fuck up heat street and green bridge as much as I thought you guys will, crime spree is ok and the new pistol is a meme

not bad for a dying company

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>>174047625
>doesn't post for a day or two
>go to make breakfast
>posts codes for the only mask pack i wanted

Yup, seems about right. Please tell me you're posting the pen codes in droves for the next few hours, though. Can't get enough of those.

>>174047625
We have a fucking easter and you post a measly masks? Post a fucking russian pack or something bitch!

Tempo, cocksucker!

>>174047625
Tell Overkill to update the menu tracks. They haven't added any B-sides music to the game since they released that DLC.
Also there haven't been soundtrack versions of heist tracks for a while, but I understand that since it takes effort to edit music.

>>174047871
>>174047958
>gets fucked over by trashly's code posting times

are you all literally me

>>174047625
whos that boy on the pic?

>>174047871
>>174047958
>>174048051
good thing i used a code on my inactive account so others won't be able to use it

>>174047871
>>174047958
>>174048051
>not just using a dlc unlocker so you don't have to depend on a dumb slut posting codes on an anime imageboard

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>>174048140
PiratePerfection, right? Yeah, I'll take a look at it after I'm done with breakfast.

>>174048140
>get a cheater tag because you live in a 3rd world country and can't afford a dlc for a cash normal people earn in 10 minutes
fucking pathetic.

>>174048319
yup. trust me, you won't regret it. all DLC. and you can have your shitty humble masks too.

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>>174047871
>>174048051
>>174047958

I specifically post codes like that intentionally.

>>174048504
thank you, took C0HIY-BT4IG-YK2G3

>>174048504
when are you going to transfer to 10 chambers ash?

>>174048504
Thanks trash, got NNEKK

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>>174048504
>she does it on purpose

SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

>>174048504
thanks, got p3cd7

>>174048504
What anime

>>174048787
>she
fucking kek

>>174048504
got JK6MK

>>174049090
got 00fv and jlt4m thanks ash

>>174049090
got all the first codes

>too many activation attempts

VALVE WHY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

fucking cooldown
fuck this shit

>>174049258
>>174049260
good now's the time to activate those shit codes on my inactive accounts

>activation attempts error

w-well, at least it's only cosmetic shit this time

>>174049090
>9yo nephew sees anime picture again
>at least it's not mega tits like last time
Got PB66X9 ty

>>174049280
i hate you
i hate you all

Neither Crew Chief nor Forced Friendship aced require the hostages be ones you tied down specifically right?

>>174049337
I can fix that if you want.

>>174049090
When are you going to post bobblehead codes?

>>174049090
>3imai
>697ig
taken

>>174049458
I don't think so.

Can't remember for Stockholm Syndrome, though. I think that may require you to be the one who tied them.

>>174049090
paydaycon KKG2T taken, thanks

>>174049503
Yeah, long guide says that's the case for stockholm syndrome but didn't specify for the other two

>>174049090
what anime, you fuck

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>>174049473
post dicks not tits

>>174049503
nope, you can go custody with 0 hosts and then get free as long as someone gets a host

>>174049606
It makes sense. They probably all just query the server if your crew has hostages or not, and how many. Stockholm may flag the ones you tie, though.

>>174049621
dicks are considered porn while tits are not.

>>174049090
>more than 3 codes in one image

These odds, I like. You should do these more often.

>>174049851
yep grabbing a code when there's one or two is like winning in a dogfight

>>174049717
>implying you'll get banned for bulges

>>174049972
Issue is it also causes people to get steam locked and increases the chance of a code going unused.

>>174049616
Seven deadly sins. Gowther, sin of lust.

WE'LL MAKE 'EM REMEMBER THIS DAY

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>>174038794
>>174038889
Post stealth/control/anticipation and I'll do this.
t. Simon Viklund

Me and my friend are starting our crime spree from 0 if anyone wants to join.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/FixYourFileUploadSteam/

>>174050767
>200 hours
shitter

>>174050830
pls, im allright just cant go loud past death wish.
I stopped playing ages ago cause i got bored of hacking and reset my progress so im down to lvl 100.

>>174050767
>200 hrs
>shitskin turk

>>174050925
Lmao im not actually a roach mate, im scottish.
i had the roach shit cause i like fucking up comp games in csgo when i get turks or french

>>174050557
Stealth
https://downloads.khinsider.com/game-soundtracks/album/battleblock-theater-ost/Level%2520Editor%2520Music%25202.mp3

Control
https://downloads.khinsider.com/game-soundtracks/album/battleblock-theater-ost/Level%2520Music%252011%2520-%2520Wicked%2520Mummy%2520Remix.mp3

Anticipation
http://stamper.tv/download/BBT/BBT_BUCKLE.zip

Assault
http://stamper.tv/download/BBT/BBT_FINALE.zip

>>174050494

Oh, you don't have to worry about codes going unused. There's always me who will double check to make sure they really are all used out of desperation.

>>174050976
>hehe edgy xd
kill you're self

>>174051039
Cheers mate

>>174051031
I'm not gonna click those links
7 decides what link I click

>>174051124
Click this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adJ1PcRE0j8

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>>174051124
>.mp3
>.zip

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my life will never be the same

>>174051383
shitters get >>>/out/

>>174049090
All the payday con codes are gone, and same with the humble ones it seems (too many attempts but tried all but one that wasn't claimed).

>Just went to church so a priest could cast some spells on my food
how's your day /vg ?

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>>174051580
I woke up to see that the house in front of me burnt down. Smells kinda good

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>>174051383
>not exclusively meleeing flashbangs
Shitters

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>>174051741
>not trowing cards at flashbangs

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>>174051834
>not out right ignoring them so you don't waste time

>>174051834
>not look directly at flash bangs
plebs

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>>174051834
>not taking the flashbang like a man

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>>174051834
>Not throwing dynamite at flashbangs

flashbangs are too hard on normal

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>>174051741
>>174051834
>>174051945
>>174051963
>>174052015
>>174052070

this is why i still in this thread

what happened to overkill defending the original, noiseless, invisible flashbangs and how they were fair

>>174052392
see
>>174052169

>>174052392
we babby difficulty now

normal is so hard

>>174052392
My choice, his opinion.

>>174052478
then play on OD, baby

OD? ;-;

>>174052392
He made the whole game baby mode

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>>174052567
>>174052642
>Heat street releases
>go to join OD lobby
>first lobby is full of low level guys with no infamy and an I-23
>leave and join another
>its more or less the same
>go through about 15 lobbies before I find some people who have a decent amount of infamy and good amount of skill points
>they keep going into custody
>I am the only one focused on the task
>I get killed in the area immediately after the stairs

>>174053570
10 days of f2p dude, there was a lot of low level guys playing during spring break

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI0_crsrd-k

>>174053807
Yeah, the AI is more competent than a lot of these newfags that are ingame at the moment. That's why I'm testing the beta. Much more enjoyable.

>>174054175
is shilling like this against the rurus or not
I can't remember
I hope it is

>>174054175
>sydney
>bootleg rifle
>default fov
Uninstall please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNDQBR5P4Hg

dallas' bad day

>>174054175
that fov makes me sick

>>174055450
>2017
>youtube poop
I'm not 10 anymore

>>174055450
>0:06
is he dare i say /our/ guy?

>>174056021
bad for you. no benefit to avoid it

>>174056164
>no benefit
What about keeping your braincells?

>Payday 2 is coming out for the Switch
>Supposedly more content than the XBO and PS4 versions

Will it be up to date with the PC, because that's all anyone wants

>>174058216
Obviously fucking not. The jew may fear the samurai, but nothing is stopping the samurai from being the jew.

>>174044016
stopped playing after the pay2win update.
Whats new? Is it worth coming back?

>>174058965
No it's still shit

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Hot lava 3.0 is harder that OD, great

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what's the point of crimespree if no one will ever join my games

>>174059691
do bots count as players?

>>174060474
Of course not you fucking idiot

>>174059691
>>174059691
It's literally impossible. When you're on top of some cars, the prison is JUST out of reach oof your shouting range. I mean, I know that OVK never tests their achievements, but goddamn

>>174060641
figuratively, not literally. It is possible to do it because when you stay close to him and won't let any cops get near him he won't ever stop.

>>174060821
Didn't know that. So OVK and a bomb the shit out of every unit in sight?

>>174060454
this

>>174061218
basically yes but the most important thing is staying close to him, especially for the parts where he can get stuck.

do jokers proc anarchist's armor regen?

>>174065537
Yeah, bullseye's as well

>>174068576
>I need a medic bag

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>>174051031
my.mixtape.moe/rczsky.7z
Took a while because I played Total War for a while, took 15 minutes to make the mod, and then used up 2 hours trying to figure out exactly how much silence I needed to add to the end of the tracks to prevent them from being cut off prematurely.
Hopefully it works right now. I'm tired of testing.

>>174060454
get friends

>>174068576
He looks like he just happens to have a dart wedged throw his hand and into dart board. Like 0 fucks given and might not even notice.
>>What the fuck?
>Hello Bonnie, how are you?
>>>*collective secondhand discomfort*
Alternatively his hands are radiating magical power.

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>>174065537
>proc

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>>174070072
>He actually clicked the links
Say goodbye to your account, fag
aww thanks a lot, my friend

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>>174071697

>>174049090
Thanks, took T74GQ of the Jack, all the Queens are gone, all the Kings are gone.

To be honest I don't know why people sperg about FoV, I've never felt the need to change it in any game.

>14% more damage
>3% more crit chance
which one should i take /pdg/

>>174073803
casul

>>174073803
>he doesn't play at 45 FoV at all times

What are you, a fag?

>>174074490
Higher damage since it benefits crit damage as well

But it depends on damage breakpoints as well, the extra damage might go to waste

>>174074527
Beat all OD, beat all Cata on Vermintide, Diamond in Siege, FoV shit has never bothered me and I forget it's even a thing until someone gets bent out of shape about it, I don't get it.

>>174075502
>I did well with default FoV in PvE games

>>174075476
best breakpoint i can reach is 192,
15% silenced bonus is too little, the 30% is too much

someone post that pic of the yuuuge guy in the houston mask

>>174075686
Rainbow Six Siege

>>174073803
>>174075502
>people who don't like looking through a paper towel roll constantly are spergs! I mean what other explanation could there be for people being so astonished when they see my roll?

>>174076232
Lmao, that's like saying Overwatch is a FPS game

>all those DLCs
What the fuck

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>>173962219
>>173966264
What's good, heisters? New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Mellon (voff_4)
- Target Practice: Pistol (pistol_100_kills)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Spacetime Paradox (daily_tapes)
Brought to you by Hoxton.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

>>174076779
these*

>>174076779
Stop being poor

>>174076779
https://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=19655

>>174076779
>t. newfag
Our common slut shares enough DLC codes

>>174076910
But anon the minimum wage for hour is 4,89 euros and most jobs don't even pay that, and they are hard to get, and everything is so expensive...

SIT ON MY DICK, CLOAKER

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since the perk deck guide is outdated what the fuck is viable and what isn't?

>>174078334
fag play them and find out

DW: everything. kingpin and rogue are best
OD:rogue, anarchist, armorer

>>174076345
I mean the people that sperg out about it are, yes. I've seen people go TRIBE-level ape over it before.

>>174076742
What do you call it then

>>174079290
Inb4 they're a GOfag or something just as terrible

>>174076779
If you don't want to use the DLC unlocker, just wait for the next sale like the rest of us good goys. No reason to buy them when the game is not on sale.

>>174079290
MMORPG

>>174080976
What are you dumb? It's clearly a MOBA

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are dragan's breath shells still bugged as hell? do they activate overkill or get crits now?

>>174081768
>dragan's breath
heh

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>>174081768
>Dragan's breath

normal is tooooooooooooo hard

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>he doesn't have Criminal Intent set as his main menu song

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>>174082690
>>174081895
>>174081768

So what would the breath of each heister smell like /pdg/?

>>174083689
Dragan has Flamin' Hot Cheeto breath.

>>174083689
Bonnie's ass

What are the best akimbo guns to use in a dodge build?

>>174083689
Jacket probably spends some of his money on expensive glass bottle classic coke/pepsi and "retro" food items, so that.

>>174084424
chimano compact

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>using Scavenger Ace because ammo bois
>get multiple kills in one shot for the double ammo drop
>they ALL drop double boxes

That's fuckin' nice.

>>174076779
Surprisingly, I would've had an issue with this, if it wasn't for the fact that the devs added quite a lot of content to the point where weapon DLCs just feel like optional reskins. You don't even need the heist DLCs to play the DLC missions.

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>>174083689
Dallas - cigarettes, jelly donuts
Chains - minty fresh
Wolf - decomp
Hoxton - freshly eaten asshole, cum
Houston - root beer
Clover - beer, chapstick
Dragan - dragon's breath
Bonnie - whiskey, steak
Sokol - latex
Jacket - pizza, copper
Jiro - sake, sadness
Rust - oral candidiasis, beer and smoke
Jimmy - good pussy

the rest don't matter

bonus
Bain - whatever vape juice is on sale that week

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>>174087982
>Bonnie - whiskey, steak
>whiskey

>>174088375
DONT OPEN THIS IT CREATES MUSTARD GAS

>>174088375
Holy shit that's awesome

>>174088375
haha fooled you guys

>>174087982
You don't eat chapstick you fuckwit

>>174089346
Clover does

>>174070582
>he doesn't spend downtime between heists playing BonSo HoxDallas, the game of games.

>>174084812
>use gambler for the team heal

>>174088375
>>174088703
>>174088763
>>174088914
what was it

>>174090001
>he will never know

>>174089346
you can lick your lips, getting it in your mouth. you don't need to be so upset anon

>>174088375
that's not even good I was expecting the lemonparty one or something

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>>174089823
>BonSo HoxDallas, the game of games.

>>174090987
OH YEAH

Thanks for Sokal

>>174090001
haha fooled you guys

>>174090987
got 0pnfj

>>174090987
russian pack would be great in addition to sokol ;^)

>>174090987
Danke, got first code

>>174090987
>tfw they're all taken

>>174091251
buy you won't get it as you're a beggar and a fag;)

>>174091936
Well alright no need to get so angry you know :P

>>174091936
thanks :^)

>>174092726
yw

>>174078427
crook > rogue for DW and below

kys

this is what /pdg/ is crying about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62NtiWFik6E

>>174088914
>>174088375
>>174091207
THAT CASE IS WORTH MILLIONS

>>174094030
No one ever said a word about this achievement, also
>Cheating

>>174094126
>no one ever said a word about this achievement
Were you under a rock for the past few days?

>>174094235
I did Ctrl+F on the last 3 threads and there isn't a single word or post about it
Fuck off autist

>>174094030
>accidentally unlocked this when i was unlocking all the achievements that locked in-game content from the DLCs using SAM

oh cool

>>174094390
You could just read the threads instead of looking up bad terms.

>>174094846
Let him be, obviously just a shitposter.

>>174094846
>>174094935
Samefag

If you don't have proof, then fuck off

What car do you jump on if the prisoner is in the very last truck

Has Ash ever revealed whether she still has a penis or she's had genital surgery?
Asking for a friend

>>174095989
The penis makes it hotter desu

>>174095989
No you silly, you need to buy more DLC for that to happen.

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>>174095989
Who is this Ash? Is she hot?

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>>174095989
i prefer the mystery

>>174095989
>she

>>174095989
Pretty sure he had surgery in his teens, same time when dad kicked him out for coming out

give me a (you) if you'd rape ashley in an alley

>>174097881
I would rape her in her bed and try to get her pregnant

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Give me a (You)

>>174094030
if he takes a certain path there is a spot where you can't reach him

why are this games loading screens so FUCKING LOUD if i dont remember to alt tab back in fast enough and hit play after launching the game

I HAVE VOLUME SETTINGS FOR A REASON ALMIR

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>>174044652
I got this too

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>>174098156
no way

Pencil memes

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>joining the payday gang is technically the bad end for john wick and jacket

>>174095989
>>174096364
>>174096434
>>174096457
>>174096573
>>174096651
>>174096890
>>174097881
>>174098098
it's posts like these that makes me wonder why ash still bothers to come here

>>174101242
>for wick
yes

>for jacket
his other alternative was being literally nuked out of existence, so no.

>>174101261
Because people can take a joke?

>>174101261
she gets turned on by people insulting her

>>174101539
>random people call you on your phone and tell you to kill people
>random breathless NEET calls you im your radio and tells you to kill a lot of people and rob a bank and shoot civs sometimes
Seems like a bad end to me, plus I don't think even Bain could have saved him from a nuke dropped 26 years ago

>>174101958
you're implying as if jacket cares about anything since beard died

>>174102156
he seemed to care about whatever "consequences" 50 blessings promised and the girl

>>174101958
i prefer looking at jacket in payday 2 as some diehard fan rather than the real jacket

until he gets the real mask and has less voicelines then wolf he's always going to be a bootleg copy to me

>>174102280
nah he just really fuckin hated russians

like, "kill an entire russian mafia organization even after the phonecalls stopped" hated russians

>>174101709
there's a fine line between joking around and being total assholes

>>174102483
I don't know about you but this is how I fuck around with my friends irl and we are all fine with it.

>>174102483
do you need your reddit safe space

>>174101261
>>174102483
t. Reddit

>>174102421
wasn't jacket's problem the fact that he never thought deeply about things and did whatever he was told to do

>>174103193
Guess some Reddit leftovers are still waiting for free codes

>>174087982
>Dragon's breath
You mean Dragan's breath

whats your current crime spree anon?

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>>174107527

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>>174107674
>shitters will think he's cheating

>>174108149
But he is cheating

gg

>>174108228
t. shitter

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When do we find out who the traitor is?
I hope it's Houston so he can be relevant for once.

>tfw seen too many movies

>>174109986
that's not what the reference means

mr. blonde doesn't watch too many movies

>>174109986
GOD DAMN IT

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>>174109458
>Houston selling out the gang ever

>>174109458
I hope it's John Wick

>>174110165
Fuck off it was funny

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>Go play other games for a couple of hours with friends
>"Fuck it, let me just close the thread"
>Codes were given out while I was gone
First mistake I made was playing games

>>174109458
it's kento, he's a cop

in his dying breath during the assassination mission he tells the crew that bain can't be trusted

it turns out payday 2 bain is an imposter and the final storyline is an attempt to locate the actual bain from payday the heist

this attempt is not successful and causes the gang to split up at the end of payday 2

payday 3 goes full retard with visual microtransactions to facilitate the new create-a-heister feature, and the game is based around an expanded and reworked crime.net, and the old heisters become contractors under new codenames

and it turns out that the secret in payday 2 was all the friends we made along the way

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>crime spree is +1 of host's

>>174044656
>Collecting extra bags on crime spree heists
You're a special kind of retard aren't you?

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>>174111289
>not having two monitors so you can shitpost while playing
lmaoing at ur life senpai

>>174112020
?

>>174111483
unironically good

>>174087982
>Houston
>Not real American burgers

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>>174083562
>not For the Kill

>Hoxton, if you're gonna burn this one down too will you let me know before so I can get my stuff out?
wtf I love bonnie now

Are there pics of how the armors look with the raincoats?

>>174116370
Yeah

>>174116370
no

>>174108149
>>174108228
>>174109109
He probably just autistically rerolled Club Houses non-stop.

>>174116789
chaning clubhouse back to back with literally no downtime would take 69 and a half days of nonstop play to get 100000 points

this guy has to be some kind of legend

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>>174044656
I came back to PD2 today after like a year of not playing and this crime spree gamemode is the best thing that's ever happened to the game, I love how it incentivizes actually bringing legitimate back up weapons to stealth missions because you have to deal with your fuckups (I wear a LBV and take a Falcon rifle that has great accuracy and damage while still staying at 16 concealment). It also rewards a diverse team because you can't be sure of what heists you'll be doing.

>>174115813
>He actually listens to payday's music

>>174116370
maybe

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>tfw use mod that forces everyone who joins my game to play as the original 4 + Houston
Fuck your literally-who's, they were all a huge mistake and they'd better not stick around for Payday 3.

>>174117398
That doesnt happen

>>174117398
>Houston
kill you're self

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>>174117628
You're right, it's actually been broken for ages and I'm still mad about it. But for a very brief and glorious time it did.

>>174117398
as much as I hate all the DLC characters you have to admit it'd get pretty fucking tiring doing that much crime

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>>174117398
>thinking that Dragan is a literally-who

>PERSONAL BIAS TIER
Jiro

>ELDER GOD TIER
Houston
Chains

>GOD TIER:
Dallas
Jimmy
Bonnie

>DEMIGOD TIER
Dragan
Wolf
Jacket

>Acceptable tier
Scarface
Sokol
Rust

>Not acceptable tier
Bodhi
Clover
Sydney
Hoxton

>John Wick
John Wick

>>174120292
>Hoxton
>Not Acceptable
wanker

>>174120292
SHIT LIST. Let me fix it.

>ELDER GOD TIER
Hoxton
Chains
Dallas
Dragan

>GOD TIER
Jimmy
Clover
Bonnie

>DEMIGOD TIER
Jacket
Sokol

>ACCEPTABLE TIER
Jiro

>GO FUCK YOURSELF ____ FUCK
Bodhi
Sydney
Rust

>John Wick
John Wick

>>174116997
>It also rewards a diverse team because you can't be sure of what heists you'll be doing.
you can just have multiple profiles my dude

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>>174121586
i...i think you're missing someone.

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>>174121989
I agree

>>174121586
>>174121989
>>174122083
He's also missing Wolf.

>>174122083
How is Tony's pack? I hear kingpin is pretty fun to use, and the Little Friend is also a pretty good weapon.
>>174122129
man, i keep thinking about how Wolf isn't going to get new voicelines...shame

>>174122129
>>174121989
who are they lol?

wolf goes into demigod

houston goes into bad tier

>>174122221
Kingpin is 6 seconds or so of you cant kill me button, it also gives you 80% base health and other stuff, it works wonders with a ICTV. Little friend is a drm assault rifle with a grenade launcher in the same gun, the grenade launcher has the pickup like any grenade launcher so there is that and for tony himself is the actual tony from the scarface game

>>174122221
>The latest stream confirmed he wouldn't be getting a new VA anytime soon
JUST END HIS SUFFERING

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>>174083562
>He doesn't have Criminals Ambition as his credits track

China Puff or Arbiter? Puff's obviously got more damage up front but Arbiter's got more shots per mag, faster shots and more total ammo.

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>>174050925
>Implying this game is difficult enough that 200 hours isn't all you need to get good

>>174127003
China

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>>174127005
To be fair it's not.

>>174127239
I said it's all you need to get good. Not that it will make you good.

Shitters will be shitters until the end of time. But if you're remotely intelligent, you can generally piece together what you need to do by even sixty hours.

Damn, too late to the codes.
Anyone know when they will be posted next or is it completely random?

KNOCK THAT FRONT DOOR DOWN

>>174128136
7am EST

>>174128136
I'm sure there will be some codes as soon as you neck yourself

>>174128274
Thanks senpai
>>174128326
Kill yourself senpai

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>>174128136

Dude, that was almost 24 hours ago. Of course, you're too late for the codes.

>>174128598
I realize my mistake my dude, I was pointing out the obvious.

>>174128201
FUKIN NICE WORK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pdD8bf7LHo
why i missed that funky shit?

>>174131073
>GeneralMcBadass

>>174131175
your reading capabilities are unparalleled, anon

we are all very impressed

>>174131265
ok maybe i should rephrase that
>watching generalmcbadass

>>174131376
indeed you are, as is everyone who clicks that link

what of it, my man

>>174131408
let me rephrase this to its base elements because you cant understand what i am fucking saying
>watching generalmcshit after all the drama with Given

>>174131574
i have no idea who that is, but i guess so

you clearly have an issue with this but i'm not sure what that has to do with anything

that's ok, though. there are worse things to be frustrated about i suppose

>>174128201
>70mph whiplash crash
"Fuckin nice one!"

>>174131574
1) he apologised
2) 99% don't know about that
3) none care

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>>174131574
What was that about anyways?

All I know is this:

>generalmcmemeshit and given were friends
>given kept whining like a bitch at generalmcdonalds to help promote his channel or something
>generalmemer starts ignoring him
>given start makes videos talking about how memeass is a dick
>memeass tells him to stop or he'll destroy him and his channel

>>174133291
this, only given is guilty here

>>174133291
i'm kinda with generalmeme on this one, desu'

given just seemed like a bit of a leech. like, were you really so desperate that you had to try to ride off the coat tails of a payday 2 youtuber?

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Why did they change Jacket's face?

His feels guy face was fucking perfect, especially if it was unintentional.

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>>174133809
I agree. I loved his original face so much and the new one doesn't have the same feeling at all.
But I don't mind this face, when the old texture is laid on the new model. What do you think?

>>174133809
>>174134793
Jacket never had a face on HM 1 or 2, you cant consider it ugly or good because you cant compare it to anything

>>174134793
he looks like hes rocking eyeliner
thats pretty hot

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>>174134919
Shut up, nigger. I can prefer one over the other.