You get a Dva! And (You) get a Dva! EVERYBODY gets Dvas!
>Official Uprising website
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/events/uprising/
>When does the event end?
May 1st.
>Loot item checklist:
https://js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/events/UPRISING_2017
>Latest Comic:
http://www.madefire.com/motion-books/OVERWATCH-UPRISING/
>Event video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpGrY9i8TSA
>Story video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5wDV8x6w7s
>Developer update video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGpQtWoasMs
>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753818008
>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/
>Tips/tricks/basics/etc.
http://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R
>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/
>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/
>Previous thread was: >>174165084
genji is the coolest hero in the game by far
>Reported about a dozen people this weekend for throwing, toxic, etc
Wonder if they'll do anything about it, the end of comp seasons combined with holidays is always the worse..
This is the current state of Mei
>>174194661
Jamison Fawkes!
CANON
A
N
O
N
If you argue against this you are fucking retarded. Hets fuck off, this is a homo thread now! I hope your main is the next in the homo line.
>>174194781
Also the current state of Blizzard
Is it possible to get like 60 SR for a single win?
I had an absolutely ridiculous game as widow, I'm 95% sure I was at 2923, and then afterwards I jumped up to 2989
The enemy has a teleporteur.
>>174194661
High quality OP, not sure the 1 on the right or the 1 on the left really D.va worthy though
Hahaha Reaper76 is canon because gay relationships can't be abusiveXD
>>174194826
Can't we get along, anon? I don't have anything against Reaper76, but there's no need for anyone to be rude!
Did Blizzaga miss their chance to make bank by whoring out their characters in bunny suits for easter?
>>174194661
sluts
TOP 5 HEROES WHO NEED NEW ABILITIES
1. widowmaker ult
2. reaper teleport
3t. hanzo wall hacks
3t. hanzo ult
5. junkrat tire
>Snipeur! Leave this to m-EEAUGH!
>>174194783
No, DVAS!
>>174194876
Yes, and that is probably the upper limit (and you can't get it with supports, I believe).
Get fucked het-shits! Kill yourself Ana67 faggot. I hope you die a painful death.
>>174194903
ready to keel
>>174194826
I don't really care to be honest. Quit attacking ana76 fags.
>>174194661
>white people cosplaying an asian character
white people are trash tier at cosplaying
>>174195006
Don't worry, I think D.va is pretty cool! What's your favorite skin for her?
>>174194536
Alright, first off I'm going to ask if you're serious with this angle. And if so why? Overwatch is supposed to be a parody of real life but not one to one. It's a comic book action story. And plenty of them have story lines where two lovers are caught in a struggle that tears them apart with violence involved. There is a difference between drama and abuse.
A couple can argue, that isn't abuse. We have not seen the full extent of their relationship. The only violence we've seen is after the Swiss incident and it doesn't count. Why? Because we don't know the full extent of what's happening. Why Reaper is really doing this. Who changed him. What his actual motives are. Maybe he's playing double agent like Sombra? Just because its not in the lore now doesn't mean there is no room for it to be written.
In complete honestly, its just comic book tier drama. It's not abuse, and no one is going to complain that it is if it happened.
>>174194967
Just destroy D.va's mech and you have a bunny girl running everywhere.
Sombra online.
>>174194903
Gwoop up!
>>174195141
>>174195072
No they try to claim there is a possibility for them when its clearly Reaper and Soldier who were fucking each other. These nigger are just too stupid to see the connection in the comics and should never talk about lore again.
>>174195041
>proceeds to keel nothing
>>174195006
The middle D.va is mine! Back off I claimed her!
>>174194661
white ppl need to stop
>have gotten duplicate icon Mercies at least 6 times now
>still no Widow event icon
Ffs Geoff and Jeff.
>>174195129
Two people trying to kill each and them somehow being lovers is still abusive. This is why I don't r76 is canon. It doesn't matter if Tumblr land-whales think is not abusive. It still is. Reyes behavior shows he doesn't love Jack in a romantic way.
>>174195041
Gwoup up with me.
>>174195264
hnnnnnnng post moar real life D.va's
>>174194826
This too will be canon
>Shipperfaggotry ruins another thread before it even starts
god damnit, y'all need more friends or something
>>174195129
Totally agree. Also hetshits need to fuck off. This game belongs to us.
>>174195312
Fuck off already, you are just to stupid to read a comic.
>>174195227
she said she was ready to keel, not that she was going to keel
>>174195194
Are you really being serious?
>main is grandmaster
>make smurf to climb again
>stuck in plat
The system works guys
Why is Kill Feed optional? That should be something that's always on for everyone especially in a game like this
>playan Dva in Uprising PVE
>bomb orb comes out
>NERF DIS
>bomb orb flies up and lands directly on payload, blows up and knocks 10% health off
>>174195374
Sorry but no sweetie. Genji is gay, because this whore has removed his dick and he now can only feel pleasure from prostate orgasms. There will be no more hetero in canon.
>>174195479
Yes.
>>174195439
Usually ad-hominem attacks are a sign someone is losing an argument.
>>174195002
1. widow ult
2. reaper tele
3. winston alt fire
4. mccree ult
5. symm alt fire
>>174195409
He says and posts a pick of two characters only having a singular friend (and one having a girlfriend too)
>>174195524
so you're a mercy main?
feex may bleezard
>>174195684
Nogenji
>>174195696
>implying Mei's is a glitch
She'x exactly how she should be right now
>>174195312
So if I list any other comic that reuses the same idea of "lovers caught in a betrayal with them both choosing different sides and fighting each other" you'll claim it as offensive and abusive? When that same plot line is used in the Marvel movies, did you see complaints?
It's such a cliche and used over and over again. And I don't see the cries of abuse you seem to see. Abuse is like dominating another person and controlling them. A power struggle between super heroes where one is turned evil (maybe even against their will) is not abusive, its a fucking comic book.
I really am trying to understand this if you're serious.
>>174195625
>He doesn't know about the Genji/Mercy porn with Genji having a vagina
This website is for people of age 18 and up
>>174195732
moonmoon placed diamond on a new account and got to gm being toxic as fuck and spamming need healing genji only (he is tank main)
how shit r u
/owg/ is nothing but people thinking every male hero is gay, got it. why does this much delusion exist?
>>174195790
a-and w-what did Mercy have?pls say it's a dick
>>174194826
>>174195020
>>174195072
>>174195129
>>174195194
>>174195312
>>174195439
>>174195625
Please stop fighting! I'm not saying you have to agree, but /owg/ is a nice place and it's awful seeing you guys pick at each other like this!
>>174195439
>>174195625
I know your angle is pretending to be a typical tumblr faggot to piss everyone off, but seriously stop acting like a typical tumblr faggot. If I wanted to deal with that shit I would just go to tumblr not /vg/.
>>174195838
>people
it's one guy, he's in the archives saying he does it purely for the attention he gets spamming gay pics. search a few of his pics, he's been at this for months now. it's his livelihood.
>>174195632
There is nothing to argue when something is canon. You just deny reality because you can't deal with your favorite characters being gay. Maybe you should anonter gamge then???
>>174195904
This is 4chan, if you don't like it, then leave. The thread belongs to us gays now.
>>174195838
This is what happens when you don't tell shippers to leave.
>>174195625
>he thinks Mercy didn't "weaponize" his dick and kept him straight
>tfw you're the only Orisa main in existence
get on my level of existence, you Hanzo-instapicking shitters
>>174195875
Strap-on
First trans hero when? I love how progressive this game is, just wish I didn't have to see that fucking WHITE MALE soldier 76 every other game.... god what were they thinking
>>174196104
>main
the only (You) you're getting
>>174196173
D.VA is trans
>>174196013
I just want everyone to be friends again, anon. I think things are a lot nicer here when there isn't so much friction!
>>174196104
Fellow Orisa main here, let us cease their resistance together.
>>174195625
>>174196024
>>174196104
>he's proud of this
>>174196232
As long as this Ana76 fag is too stupid to read comics and argue that Reaper and Soldier are NOT gay I will stay and fight him.
>>174196110
Oh... that's disappointing
Where did this genji/mercy thing come from?
Is it just some autists pushing their stupid headcannon or did I miss something Blizzard said?
>>174194661
Blizzard, you fucks, just let me fucking pay you money to buy cosmetics. I want to fucking buy things out of season and things from events that might not happen again.
FUCK
I have money that I am willing to give you, let me fucking do it for fucks sake.
Who counters zarya?
lmao trick question literally nobody!!!!
>>174196261
I just realized that Blackwatch Genji doesn't have an ass.Mercy probably asked the cyberneticists to give him a sweet ass when he got into his current look.
>>174196568
all hitscan team
dont shoot shield
>>174196562
google dot com
>>174195838
Tumblr leaked in
Also some people just want (You)s
>>174196627
BW Genji traded his ass for hot bare pecs.
>>174196562
Valentine's voicelines that played where it's only Genji and Mercy give each other anything. Along with their reactions when one gets killed and the Reflections comic having Genji and Mercy sending letters and well, there you go that they're implying Genji and Mercy are a thing.
>>174196568
Lucio. Near the cliffs.
>Enemy team has a Widow OTP, Hanzo OTP and Genji OTP; complete with thematic battlenet names
>Unzips gorilla dick
Forcing someone named "Genji Shimada" to play Soldier is the best
>>174196562
Mercy is the lead writer's waifu, Genji is his favorite character and he's gushed over fanart of them together. Then he wrote lines of them giving each other chocolates on romantic holidays while no other heroes got lines lines like that
Tempted to try Symmetra on Uprising PVE
Do the robots actually shoot at Sym's turrets or am I dooming my team for a terrible pick
>>174196568
literally anyone that outranges beam
Bonjour
>>174196568
A good Tracer
>>174196562
I beleive it started with Genji having a voiceline where when Mercy is hurt or eliminated he'd call out "Angela!" and it would make sense that he might have feelings for her since she saved his life, during the Christmas comic Genji sends her a letter and she's seen smiling fondly at it, there were Valentine's voice lines that didn't actually get into the live game where they exchange chocolates. We don't know how Mercy feels about him, but Genji DEFINITELY has feelings for her. I'm probably missing something, but that's basically it off the top of my head.
>>174196568
winston
>>174196568
A Reaper with enough discipline to not shoot her bubbles
>>174196941
Yes they do
>>174196879
>mfw Winstons try jumping on me as Genji but jumping on their heads and their huge size lets me kill them
>the whole game they try going for me while the rest of my teams wipe their team
FYI the guy shit posting is actually a very mad Ana76 fag. Feel free to not believe this post. But its not me. I don't even do this. We were having a silly discussion at the end of the last thread going back and forth and someone got too mad.
Just keep it in mind next time it happens. (and it will)
>>174196882
That makes sense.
Genji has always felt a lot like a self-insert, to be honest.
>>174196568
Pharah
Bastion and someone who can take the hits for you, just rip through her shield and watch her spaghetti erupt, it's a riot
>>174196437
But why do you have to fight him? There's nothing wrong with liking a different pairing!
>>174197164
I believe you, anon. I know you can be forceful about it, but you're not unkind.
>>174197036
There's that one Mercy line where she goes "Genji... I was too late!" when he dies.
>there were Valentine's voice lines that didn't actually get into the live game where they exchange chocolates
They did go live actually. Feb 14 was Mercy giving Genji chocolates, Mar 14 was Genji giving Mercy chocolates.
Omnic character who is a next-generation battle android disguised as a teenage boy when?
>>174197164
Stop pretending to be me, you are the one falseflagging.
>>174197283
Enablers like you are worse than the gay poster. Never post again.
Mercy's the enemy has a teleporter line sounds like some old timey American accent. VA fail.
Why the fuck do people freak out everytime I use Symmetra?
>"Heyyyy... I don't think we need a Sym"
>**They get their asses handed to**
>"Hey Sym, could you go maybe healer?"
>I'm putting teleporters up and sapping them with turrets, killing their healers
>they still continue to get their asses kicked
>"OMFG SYM SWITCH I'LL REPORT YOU"
Silver hell.
>>174197287
>only proof this ever happened is the tumblr blog of a gency shipper
you get some interesting games when you play at 4 AM on EU
>>174196627
Does Blackwatch Genji have a huge ass scar on his back?
>>174197414
I'm not trying to enable anything, anon. I just want this argument to stop and I was hoping I could reason with them.
>>174197443
Because the game is full of morons.
>>174197294
if that's you, look at him being an annoying faggot. that's you. that's what everyone thinks about you.
>>174197446
>someone actually records video of it and posts it
>it's not proof
I checked the link that that one anon posted. That tumblr blog has fucking crazy amounts of McHanzo shit.
>literal waifuwar shitting up the thread
have a sad cum (bb)
>>174197446
It's still proof. Those lines were restriced to Hanamura though.
But I guess you were also one of those people that denied the "Angela!" line
>>174197036
You forgot Mercy's "Genji...I was too late..." when he gets killed
Mod needs to ban the reaper and 76 guy that one is the biggest problem.
If dildo (girl) becomes a problem ban (her) too.
>>174197174
People seem to like using the "Genji is Chu's self-insert" when Tracer's been more story focused.
>>174197443
>silver
OTP
Wow there are currently TWO people pretending to be me. I just wanted to talk about the possibility of Reaper and Jack being in a romantic relationship, but it turns out there are some very mad Ana76 shippers out there who can't deal with this.
Anyone want to form a group for uprising onplaystation 4
shimada nipple
Why is the Overwatchsubredditbetter than /owg/?
>enemy widow's team gets salty at her
>she goes sym on attack and team kills them with teleporteur off the edge
only ever heard of it, I thought they all bailed at the same time because the game was unwinnable. holy fuck that was funny, wish I saw it personally instead of through the kill feed
>>174197781
>mfw the ranking system is so shit you get diamonds in silver now.
I went two seasons in gold and never saw a diamond player. Now I see them all the time in every tier.
>>174194876
>Is it possible to get like 60 SR for a single win?
>I had an absolutely ridiculous game as widow, I'm 95% sure I was at 2923, and then afterwards I jumped up to 2989
Yeah, I've gotten 122+
Where the fuck is the next short? They're the only decent thing related to the story
>>174197916
JUNKHOG ROADRAT SHORT PLS BLIZZARD
>>174197916
Why would they release shorts? They already cashed in on all the money they could get from the base game, now they just need to slow down hero/map/anything good production while pumping out events to sell lootboxes.
This game will be shutdown in 5 years once all the money is milked out
>>174197873
>>she goes sym on attack and team kills them with teleporteur off the edge
I see this so often I just have Symmetra trust issues.
>you are now aware there has only been one 3v3 map since it was released.
>hero selection screen
>few gay heroes
>too many straight heroes
>NO TRANS HEROES
gee thanks blizzard guess they really care about balanced team comp
>>174197860
Anywhere is better then 4chan, you silly billy.
>>174197962
It's Junkrat and Roadhog, silly!
>>174197481
Most of his back is actually covered by plating/cybernetics.
>>174198000
>>>174197916
>Why would they release shorts? They already cashed in on all the money they could get from the base game, now they just need to slow down hero/map/anything good production while pumping out events to sell lootboxes.
>This game will be shutdown in 5 years once all the money is milked out
Games already dead anyways.
>>174198118
Reddit is a desert of stupidity.
>>174198148
Hmm, so no real confirmation that he was cut in half.
>>174198207
why cause they arent delusional and think every character is gay or are all silver tier genji mains, you f word r word bitch
>Mercy main circlejerk on reddit & official forum
Where are the DVA failed ult launch memes.
>>174198246
Not really, just big ol' Shimada tit.
>>174197854
Angela pls. Pls.
>>174198000
>>>174197916
>>>>174198153
>>Why would they release shorts? They already cashed in on all the money they could get from the base game, now they just need to slow down hero/map/anything good production while pumping out events to sell lootboxes.
>>This game will be shutdown in 5 years once all the money is milked out
>Games already dead anyways.
They'll put out a doomfist short at E3
save this post
>>174197802
Nobody cares. Stop trying to fish for (You)s with these attention whoreish posts
>>174198310
>not delusional
You have to go back
>>174197540
>i'm going to shit post worse than the Reaper76 faggots ever did to teach him a lesson
Not that I really give a shit but aren't you the tool on your high horse there faggot ass. Calm down.
>mfw i'm a Genji main and i'm glad that Mei's fat ass got nerfed
>>174198310
>why cause they arent delusional and think every character is gay
You just ruptured my kidney for making me laugh too hard.
>>174197481
No but he has what looks like flip out blades on his ankles
>>174198310
>>174198505
Jesus fuck reddit get out.
>>174196565
But anon, you can! :^) Simply click on the store icon in game, you log onto our website to buy lootboxes.
Remember, the more you buy at once, the cheaper they are per box!
>>174198474
>implying I need M1 to put your bitch ass down
It's that wonderful time of the season /owg/.
The one where you get to pick my next golden gun.
Already have Mei, Torb, Sym, Widow, Sombra and Junkrat.
Yes,i play a lot of comp.
No, i don't have a life.
6 gets to pick
>>174198645
Zenyatta's golden nuts.
>>174198595
>(we throw in a bit of secret premium matchmaking with each box)
>>174198474
>getting your ass frozen as Genji
>>174197618
>>174197669
It's not fucking proof if the ONLY source is a biased one
"They don't ship gency now" isn't a fucking defense either
>>174198645
Bash-Chin
>>174198645
s76
>>174198645
Zenyatta's golden nuts
>>174198645I NEED HEALING
>>174198645
orisa since you're already a shitter
>all my losses today have been because I get shit dps instapickers that don't do anything
I don't understand how there can be so many.
>>174198645
H A N Z O
A
N
Z
O
>>174198645
Orisa :^)
>>174198645
Sombra
>>174198645
Lucio
>>174198645
Weeb boy
Fuck all of you, I just wanted to talk about Reaper/76 but the falseflagging heteroshippers must ruin everything
>>174198645
Rein
>>174198645
lucio
>>174198645
jet pack scientist gorilla
Jesse McCree is a BIG dork!
>>174199078
JUST FUCK OFF ALREADY NO ONE CARES
>>174198645
The mexican.
>>174198645
Call of Duty man
>>174198645
Orisa
>>174198645
winston check my six
>>174198645
Zenyatta
>>174198645
Doomfist
>>174199078
Your obsession with your ship is really quite worrying, anon.
If Genji deflects Junkrat's projectiles does Genji also get Junk's new self-explosion protection or does he still take damage because since it's Junkrat's passive?
>>174199336
KEK
>>174198645
gotta save for doomfist now
>>174199336
ebin
>>174199336
Guess i'm waiting, then.
>>174199336
kek
this counts as winrar
>You know when reddit is here because they wont stfu about doomfist
>you know when tumblr is here because they wont stfu gay ships
>>174199372
ive been blowing up junks point blank and not taking damage so I guess so
>>174198645
Hanzo bow
What animated shorts are you excited for?
Junkrat/Roadhog
Lucio
D.Va
>>174199559
Another Talon related short.
>>174199503
Talking about lore is not "tumblr". There are very strong hints about the gay relationship between Reaper and Soldier.
But we will see who is right.
I love intense matches.
>>174199559
Any of the characters who haven't had a lot of media appearances yet like Mei, Zenyatta and D.va.
Snipeur! Leave thees too mei...
>>174199701
>filename
Wait, are you double-falseflagging? Because I am the one pretending to be gay anon.
>>174199742
>7k average
t r a s h
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>>174198118
>>174198310
Fuck off Reddit
>A BAGUNDLE OF USES
>>174199921
But I always get gold medals and cards, mane
>>174199949
>3 games in a row and 80 sr down because you get the team of useless faggots vs. total gods
Is Mercy fucking bugged? I swear they fucked up her hitbox this patch, half of the time hits are not registering on her
>game down for almost 6 hours
>don't even get a free crate or something
Called it.
>>174198645
D.Va
>>174199879
What is the best spaghetti Widowmaker image?
>>174200058
PROPAGANDA IS USELESS!
>>174195349
WHY ARE SOLO QUE PLAYERS PUT IN THE SAME FUCKING MATCHES AS 5-MAN GROUPS IN QP
WHY
WHY
I WANT TO HAVE FUN NOT FACE TRYHARD DIPSHITS
>>174199336
>>174199657
I want a Talon PvE event, not sure how that would work unless Doomfist turns out to be Talon aligned and also a tank
>>174200208
>5 man group
>6th player slot open
wow riddle me fucking this
>>174200194
>ywn have a gf who dresses up as D.va for you
why must I suffer like this? ;__;
>>174200276
riddle me how easily I got a (you)
god you're dumb
is qp even a good way to git gud?
i only play junkrat but i got good playing comp
>>174200398
>i only play Junkrat
this made me laugh and idk why
>>174198310
>Every thread is HEY LOOK MY POTG XD
>The enemy team left and let me get floor is lava :DDD
>Guys lets not be toxic :((
>I finally made it to SILVER!!!!
>Look at my mercy 5 man res because i hid like a bitch :3c
>shitty pun 6000 upboats
>>174198474
>not knowing its a bug and not a nerf
>not knowing its going to be fixed
if you're getting your ass frozen you aren't a genji main
>>174200498
i-i have 49 percent win rate!!
>>174199657
>that image
oh what have you gotten me into
>Friend got Uprising Mercy in his first free box
>10 boxes later and I still haven't got a single event skin
>>174200554
its all good, i have 63% winrate with him. keep it up.
do you get a box every time you level up?
>>174200787
Sometimes
>>174200787
Yes
>>174200285
I know anon, I know.
>>174200787
What the other guys said
>>174194826
This is why nobody likes you faggots
>>174073935
no such thing
>>174195125
Then how exactly does she reliably engage and delete supports / hack the tanks reliably without her locater up?
>>174200914
post the camwhore who dresses up like her
>>174200787
maybe
>>174200353
AIUTHURSGHR I FELL FOR THE BAIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>174194661
How hard is it ACTUALLY to learn genji at the mid-diamond/master level?
Why do people say that genji is hard? I am not denying that it is hard, but what is the main skill you need to learn that makes it hard?
>>174201108
Camwhore?
who tyler1 here and saw last nights stream
>>174201035
I just tried to speculate in a civilized manner about how Reaper and Soldier is more probable than Ana and 76 but then all these falseflaggers like the one you responded to showed up and pretended to be me.
>>174201206
Think fast.
That's all there is to Genji.
i need pictures of orisa!
>>174201206
dont play genji
>>174199921
to be fair to that faggot sometimes you win so quickly you can't heal very much
>>174201267
Nah, it's way too common for gays to be catty little bitches and then whine about discrimination when you're disliked for being an obnoxious faggot.
>>174201383
Why not
>>174201379
Sorry, but blue board, I have no SFW
>>174194967
Yes. Imagine an Easter Egg mech an then when D.va pops out she's running around in an adorable bunny costume. I would've dropped money on loot boxes til I got it.
>>174194661
STOP PICKING ROADHOG AND JUNKRAT FOR LEGENDARY DIFFICULTY REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>174201206
good genji is hard
midlevel genji is literally just spam shurikens until you have sword and maybe sometimes last hit with dash
ive never seen a diamond genji win a 1v1, its always
>dive
>oh shit hes better than me, mash reflect and spacebar and pray dash comes off cd before i die
>if it does dash mash out
>if it doesnt type SYMMETRA IS FUCKING OP in chat
>>174200138
This one is probably the thinnest and most stretched.
>>174201508
>Playing All Heroes mode when the game itself doesn't acknowledge it
Good luck on those achievements!
>>174200787
There's a possibility, but I wouldn't count on it
>>174201445
Well, then fuck you.
>>174201596
Beautiful
post QP most played hero stats
>>174195904
Hi, Junkrat-anon. :)
>>174201206
>Why do people say that genji is hard?
Because he's broken and buggy.
Deflect sometimes has a way bigger range than what it should have, sometimes it doesn't have any range and people easily shoot through it directly and kill you
His ult has hit registration problems and you can outright slash someone directly center and still have it not do damage.
Sometimes he just doesn't get a second jump for no reason, and his slash counts as the first jump.
On top of that buttmad shitter niggers constantly complain that he doesn't need fixing because he's somehow overpowered, likely they're faggots who main a hero that he hard-counters.
Think I'm done with competitive for a while. I got another shitkid who only plays Hanzo and just cussed him out on voice, ridiculed him etc. Obviously I don't like losing but I'd rather not become this supertoxic person who cusses out 12 year old weebs in his spare time. Then again, fuck Hanzo mains.
>>174201887
Seek help.
>>174201634
Gays make up less than ten percent of the population. Insisting that everyone in a given setting is gay breaks suspension of disbelief harder than the fucking talking gorilla. You getting offended at anyone daring to hint that hey, maybe these two characters aren't obsessed with putting their dicks in each other, is the reason you're an annoying cunt.
>>174201887
There are too many crappy stacks and single hero players in comp these days, it's just the new quick play now, nobody cares about winning.
>When you crash so many games by instalocking widow that you start to get matched with bronzies
>tfw just intentionally throwing games in ranked at this point only to ruin people's day
loving every laugh
>swing four times with Genji's dragonblade
>only two register
Holy shit Blizz
>>174201887
It's too late, you're already a cunt for being willing to scream at little kids over a video game.
You need therapy.
>>174201817
He is the good person in this thread trying his best to keep the bad ones away. A shining light.
>>174201981
Nah I'm alright.
>>174202073
kek lel xD why get good when you can grief and make people mad
Any news on hero bans in comp?
>>174201887
I think you should go back to tumblr for a while.
Does anybody else find Zenyatta fun?
>>174202078
>ult as genji
>swing 4 times while looking slightly up
>all of them register and sometimes they go further than supposed to
good shit blizz
>>174202109
He wasn't actually a 12 year old. Just had the mentality of one. I have zero sympathy for people who refuse to work as a team in a teamgame anyway.
>>174202163
How do you Zenyatta?
>>174202115
>D. Va
>Shaved legs
Why do you lie to me?
>Dorado on Attack
>Orisa
>team is a mongrel crew but we power-slammed the payload straight to the point with barely any deaths
>Junkrat tossing traps and mines like nobody's business
>Mercy on top of the game healing and boosting everyone
>Bastion clearing the path
>I'm dropping barriers in all the right spots, Halt!ing the enemy Widow off ledges and gathering up the rest for the slaughter, Fortifying the enemy Reinhardt's Charges, pop a drum to push us down the home stretch
>sweet tasty victory
Sometimes the planets align, the gods smile down, and a match is heavenly.
why are teams using default skins in monthly melee?
>>174202078
This has been a problem since early beta and there are people who actually believe it shouldn't be fixed because they think his ult is the most overpowered in the game.
>TRACER'S DOWN
>REVIVE HER
Every Expert/Legendary game
>>174202163
I dunno, something about Zenyatta just made me beeline for him.
Maybe it's the way his whole character was written.
>>174202327
Blizzard says it's so people don't get any heroes confused.
>>174202269
I find him to be good as a second line marksman on the enemy, giving healing to the front line and spamming discord orbs on the enemy.
Good fast paced shit yo. I got golds for eliminations for multiple quick play games today.
>>174202330
Like with Pharah, they only think that because none of these fucktards can aim worth dogshit. Unfortunately Blizzard listens to them most of all.
I heard that they're going to make it so whenever Pharah gets hit while flying her engines fail and she drops to the ground.
>>174202163
If I didn't, I wouldn't use him the most.
>>174201990
I get it, I get it, this thread is only for MUH WAIFU posting and HET-SHIT Shipping. Sorry for thinking we could talk about lore implication and soon-to-come revelation about relationships.
LOOK AT MY PIC
HANA IS PURE SHE IS MY WAIFU OMG SHE IS SO PERFECT WAIFU WAIFU WAIFU
Do I fit in better now? Is this what you care about? Or maybe I should have posted Mercy like you?
>>174202453
I heard that as well, also that they're gonna drop her direct rocket hit damage from 120 to 90.
>lose game because the other team capped the point 1% more
>they kept contesting so we couldn't get the last percent
fuck this game
We stomped them all game too
>>174202163
>fire-and-forget healing that supplements the main healer
>Discord Orb that buckles any character's defense
>powerful orb shots with no spread and no falloff and deceptively large hitbox, get good at headshots and he's a murder machine
He's so much fun. If only he could move quicker.
>the false flagger is LITERALLY using my filenames too
That is dedication
>>174202701
Can you stop bait posting, you can go back to the discord full of fags like you to complain. Also no one cares about any ships straight or gay and no one cares about waifu posters straight or gay you dumb nigger.
>>174202820
No, fuck you, you are the falseflagger pretending to be me, how mad must you be about Ana76 probably not being canon. Just stop already.
>>174202701
>WAHHHH HETEROSEXUALITY IS POPULAR WHY DONT PEOPLE LIKE MY MINORITY SEXUAL FETISH SHOVED INTO EVERY CHARACTER OF EVERY BRAND OF FICTION
People like you are why society shrugs whenever a gay hangs himself.
>>174202726
>for most of a year Pharah has been untouched
>nobody had any problems with her or demanded she be buffed
>then out of nowhere a bunch of babies started screaming and whining about how "overpowered" she is
What the fuck happened? Where did these retards come from?
>>174203057
>>174202820
can you guys get trips so i can filter you
thanks in advance
>>174203057
>reveals the false faggotry in the same post
No shame.
>>174201994
>Let's not nerf the shit out of the most OP heroes in the game for months and still not a single change in sight
>Let's not fix the brazillion bugs that are still in game like Genji's sword, Hanzo's arrow, Mei's ult, etc, etc
>Let's not fix our shitty netcode
>Let's not fix bullshit hitboxes like Ana's sleep dart and Roadhog hook for months
I feel sorry for those kids investing their future in this (((esport))) business. This game will take the same path as every other Blizzard game, aka dead by the end of the year. All in all, this is just another glorified casual skin simulator fps
>>174203057
>probably not being canon
It's not canon at all, the Newborn spray proves it, now all of you shippers go fuck yourselves with broken bottles and asphyxiate yourselves, for god's sake.
>>174201817
Hello anon! Are you having a good Easter?
>>174202115
Aw, that's sweet of you to say! Really I just love this general and the people in it, even if some of them can be unfriendly sometimes!
>>174194661
31245
>>174203184
THIS SO MUCH PLEASE
>>174202125
>being such a faggot manchild you care about "gitting gud" in a video game
lol what a fag
>>174202747
They keep running back to the point and manage just enough kills to cap the point, winning through sheer attrition. It shits me to no end even though my team can also wins that way occasionally.
I never know who I want to play in overwatch. I don't particularly like sniper roles and I don't mind healing BUT I HATE healing as mercy or lucio.
I prefer to play as a tank like Orisa or Reinhardt. I like Orisa over rein but Rein is the better choice almost always. Orisa feels like some sort of meme choice. She doesn't seem to do what was advertised(basically be a rein 2.0)
Should I just keep playing Orisa? Also, is Torb actually dog shit in the grand scheme of things? I just don't like wasting my time learning more heroes if the ones I like are shit.
So I've just come back into the game after 6 months. Did they change something with 76?
I don't remember that guy being able to tear everything to shreds that fucking easily.
Jesus Christ, what the fuck is with this damage?
i-is she dead ;_;
>>174203149
It's teams with soldier who yell at the soldier to solo the Pharah with her Mercy pockethealer while he's being shot at by Pharah and and the rest of her team.
It's also a factor that McCree and Soldier's damage drops off from a distance which makes it harder to deal with Pharah.
>>174202163
I do. He's one of the more combat-capable Support characters, and he's pretty good at healing
>>174203440
>she
>>174203295
I didn't really do anything for Easter but I had a good day. Hope you are well.
>>174203437
yeah they buffed him
>>174203437
they made 76 op because he was picked less than mccree
>>174203440
HEROES NEVER DIE!
>>174203440
rip in peace
nobody will miss her solo rez
>>174203551
DIE
DIE
DIE
>>174203149
I think when they buffed her flight speed she became a lot more popular and now that a few months have passed people that jumped on the Pharah train back then have started to git gud, hence the cry babies.
>>174203478
>It's also a factor that McCree and Soldier's damage drops off from a distance which makes it harder to deal with Pharah.
It's been that way since the game launched, why are they only complaining now? And Mercy's been floating around with Pharah for just as long. The problem is that nobody ever fucking shoots the Mercy.
>>174203487
Oh, that's good! And I've been all right - I spent some time with family today, which was pretty nice!
who all uprising achievements here
>>174203149
The eye shifted off of nano-boosted Reinhardt to Roadhog to Ana and now to Pharah, too be perfectly honest, burst damage is really fucking annoying on heroes with little aim required. Not to mention pharahs became smart and can literally spam across the map with 0 repercussions.people that can't aim comaplain the most about her because pharahs don't have to aim either just shoot at the feetNext target is probably symmetra
Anyone have tips for the orisas on legendary?
Should we even go after the bastions during the last two orisas?
Junkrat buff when
He doesn't actually need one I just think it would be funny
>>174203689
McRee was outsniping widow for a while near launch. Good times compared to what we have now
>>174203410
Seriously put at least 5 hours in to each hero to begin with, know your enemy and all that.
Why are there so many awful reaper mains in plat? How can you get to plat and still think he's good in all situations and can be mained?
>>174203789
hes perfect the way he is
>when you betray a teammate right before a tournament and they don't turn match chat off
>>174203724
>Symmetra
Good. Everything else about her is fine but a no-aim auto-lock 7m-range 20m-stretch 8-second duration beam that keeps its charge long enough to reload and re-lock should NOT do 120 damage per second. Make that 90 and she'll be fine.
>>174203689
Nah. McCree's damage was pretty consistent regardless of distance. I think the nerf was a bit severe but it means that Pharah is harder to counter and more of a problem. If you had a decent McCree before his nerf then Pharah would just be in a world of trouble. If she's only focused by Soldier/McCree now then she kind of has free reign if she keeps her distance. And yes, nobody ever shoots the Mercy. It's mostly sub-plat teams whining that Soldier can't handle Pharah by himself because they read somewhere he's a counter. Due to the game also becoming more populated with shitters, they'll obviously whine more about a Pharah reigning down hell on them.
>>174204016
Fuck off with your eceleb garbage
How the fuck do I use Reaper's ult? Every time I jump in to the other team to use it, even mid team fight I am instantly focused and killed before I can say DIE twice.
>>174203928
I could main literally any hero to get out of plat
Reminder, Terry Crews revealing himself as Doomfist at E3
https://pvplive.net/c/terry-crews-teases-major-surprise-coming-at-e3
(Watch in Chrome if you don't have Firefox flash updated)
>>174204097
Sneak around to their backline. Be sure to pop it as close to the mercy as possible. Drop from above if you can.
>>174203739
Yes, they do too much damage to quickly for you to kill the or-14s in time. I recommend having tracer kill all the robots in the front, go for the tanks, then have torbjorn and mercy snipe the bastions in the back, then molten core to kill the last tank and focus on 1 OR-14 at a time
>>174195571
kek
>>174194661
Why did they kill my boy Lucio?
>>174204173
Terry Crews is gonna be horrible as Doomfist. Recognizable voices are such a shit choice for video games.
>team takes nubani first point
>died as mccree and respawned in first spawn as they took it
>spend the rest of the match trying to get into high noon position
>team keeps moving the payload too fast
>we win before i ever catch up
Post your 10/10 games
>>174204385
>kill
This is the best Lucio has ever been though?
>Pub team keeps getting wiped at the Payload defense portion
>On fucking Hard difficulty
End my suffering
>>174201613
I DON'T WANT YOUR SHITTY CHEEVOS
>>174204451
His range is so tiny though. I'm basically piggybacking near the person I want to heal and shooting my gun wildly.
>>174204385
>kill
They actually buffed the shit out of him, don't know why. Another terrific balance decision by Team 4â„¢
>>174204623
> shooting my gun wildly.
Stop that.
Get headshots.
>play Mercy all evening
>"Oh boy, ult is ready, time to revive!"
>nobody dies for 2 minutes
>if anyone does it's in the middle of the enemy team and just a single person
>enemies jump my ass, nobody even notices the Tracer/76/Reaper/McCree walking up from behind but me
>die
>team is wiped
>lose game 2 minutes later
Every single fucking time.
It's like having Mercy's ultimate up magically gives everyone some magic shield. 80% of the time I actually get to activate the damn thing it's to rez 1, at max 2 people and more often than not it's to save my own skin by getting those few invuln frames.
I'm starting to feel like I should just stop giving a fuck about anyone but our main tank as soon as my ult is up and just let them all die, fucking hell.
>>174204709
>headshots without hitscan
Do you think I'm good at video games?
>>174204745
>>174204745
the new change rewards good Lucios and stops people who were just using him exclusively for the aura and getting freelo when they've never even used his wallride.
>>174204097
Just use it to bully supports. Best used when everyone is busy so they are less likely to instantly target you.
>>174204423
>playing torbjorn
>defense dorado
>pharah annoying me, 76 has a decent leash on her but she flanks often
>30 seconds left and a the enemy team spams 5 fuckin ults killing 4 teammates
>pharah is about to ult my turret she's pissed with it and 76 existing
>ana ults me before getting hooked
>molten core to rape pharah and then proceed to get a 6 man kill as torbjorn
>Victory
Best game in my entire life, I wish so I got it on recording.
>>174204901
I just played Nucio in one of my comp placements (attack Hollywood) and did pretty great with him. The boop change is very nice, was able to keep their team off the point to stop contests, and even bullied a Soldier with a gold gun to death multiple times.
Shame I'm so shit at wall riding.
Is reinhardt a must have for every team? especially when attacking?
>pick a dps with my Alienware pc while everyone is still in loading screen
>wait 5 minutes for them to be able to pick
>they all pick dps
>"guys we need tanks and healers"
>some Eastern-European with a heavy accent goes: "U SWISH FAKKOT"
Can't comp is enjoyable
>>174204745
Just shoot at people, in the head. You'd be surprised how many shitters won't dodge or outright headbutt your snot bubbles.
>>174205101
Unless you're going divecomp he's a solid pick for nearly every map
KOTH not so much though
I want to fuck ana
>>174204901
>and stops people who were just using him exclusively for the aura
Guess I won't be seeing Lucio in pubs anymore.
>>174205216
She is married, Jack. Stay with Reaper.
>dude what if we made an overpowered healer mandatory in every single game
>>174205110
>alienware pc
stopped reading right there
>that realization Pharah was represented in YuGiOh
>>174205101
No, ESPECIALLY when attacking since you can use dive comp. Winston+Zarya/D.va for tanks.
On def he makes things easier if he is decent, but again, not a mandatory.
Mandatory picks are:
Gengu on attack if enemy team has legit Mercy
Zen+Hitscan if they're using pharmercy
t.3700
>>174205101
Negative. He's useful to deny enemy earthshatters if you're conservative and know when to put the barrier up/when to keep it up. If you have a dive team, he can also be dangerous as a teammate who dives in last so no one focuses him and possibly get a kill from charge. Good at defending objectives, unfortunately most heroes outrange him and make him forced to stick to cover/his barrier.
>want to main Genji because I have fun playing as him
>terrified I'll become THAT Genji
I'm scared
>>174205356
>Egyptian motifs look like Egyptian motifs
Holy shit you fucking lore wizard you
>someone picks Mei on defense
>"Dude she's bugged. Don't pick her."
>"FAK YOU RETARDED BITCH I PLAY WHAT I WANT SOOK MY COCK!"
>:)
>>174205298
Playing Ana gives me Vietnam flashbacks to Killing Floor and missing people with the healing dart.
>>174198756
>"They don't ship gency now"
Faggot, they've been shipping the McHanzo shit for a long ass time. It's a fucking video recording for everyone to see. If they were saying some five page essay then you'd have a point about it being biased, but as it turns out, they don't. I mean, how delusional can you get that a video's in your face and you're still saying "it doesn't count".
>>174205101
Pretty much, although you could try using Orisa. Safest bet is still Reinhardt.
>>174205298
>leave OW towards the end of season 2
>see ana patch notes, yay they're finally doing something about her
>come back recently
>still does retarded burst healing at every range
>still not a long range specialist healer
>still the general healer picked over Mercy
>still shuts down pharah
>still has the best CC in the game on a short cooldown with infinite range
Can she still 100-0 heroes that have 200 hp if she lands the sleep dart?
>>174205390
The moment you pick Genji you are THAT Genji in the eyes of someone.
>>174205390
Don't be terrified, having fun is the most important part about playing video games. If anyone tries to give you shit for it say "I'm having fun" and any thing they throw at you is worthless. Don't play him during the few times you aren't having fun because those are the few times you should pick something else.
Widowmaker is the cancer of this game. Fuck Widowcunts
>>174205476
>McHanzo
Sounds delicious desu
>>174205416
are scales of justice an egyptian motif? I always thought it was roman/greek
>>174205624
>"i won't heal you unless you switch off genji"
okay so now do I throw
>>174205547
Yes, but you need to punch one time
>guy leaves a match because he's butthurt
>we ALL lose SP and look like shitty players as a result
HE'S
NOT
OUR
FUCKINMG
PROBLEM, BLIZZARD
https://youtu.be/s7U1zVfK15g
>overwatch_potg.jpg
I'm sure someone made this joke before. I'm just a slowpoke piece of shit.
>>174205547
Yes and no, if you have a quick escape or high burst damage, she's fucked if you can hit the space slamming cunt fast enough/ dodge good enough, other than that, no you are fucked.
>>174205390
As long as you switch when the team counters you, you'll be fine.
>be me
>playing QM
>on a team with a 5 stack
>the healer is a girl
>carrying them super hard with McCree
>girl gives me a compliment over voice chat
>immediately one of her cucked beta orbiters pipes up about how I'm "not that good"
>she puts him in his place
it was beautiful to hear lads
>level 200
>literally only play qp because there is no solo q comp
it just boggles my mind that they haven't put in a solo q yet.
>GM faggot starts harassing teammates in QP
literally what is the point? why are gamers such assholes?
>>174205662
>>174205835
Blizzard needs to be bombed for that horrendous mechanic.
"oh? someone left your team in comp? Enjoy un-avoidable failure then!"
>>174205938
Does tracer look more thicc in her Cadet Oxton outfit or is it just me?
>>174206064
I think it's a side effect of the different colour scheme, her shape isn't broken up so much so she looks more like one shape.
>>174205547
literally a bandaid that fixes nothing
>lose SIX GAMES IN A ROW because nobody in plat can reliably dps
Why should I stop playing? I did my fucking job, none of them were my fault. Everything I gained in the last 3 days is gone.
>>174205920
>>174205624
I'll look at things this way from now on. Thanks anons.
How is it fair that McCree gets his long range damage nerfed while Ana doesn't get her long range healing nerfed? One doesn't reward good aim, the other does and she even has a FUCKING SCOPE.
>>174205665
Lady Justice is based on the Greek goddess Themis but the scales of justice is a symbol that dates back to ancient Egypt. Anubis is usually seen with them, which makes Pharah's Anubis skin pretty fitting.
>>174205762
No, just ignore them for being useless faggots, they probably are tank orbiters anyways if they aren't/refuse (secretly aren't) able to heal you. Just learn where all healthpacks are and utilize them, if they enemies have sombra, strategize around them. Obviously don't play genji if you're getting assraped by the enemies when playing him (which isn't fun in the first place lets be honest). Also leave most games with 5-stacks as they will usually never communicate with you.
>most played Hero is D.Va
>regularly get silver and gold medals on her
>get praise by my team in a lot of games
>absolutely fucking suck purest donkey dick with her ultimate, never killed more than 3 people by accident with it a single time and never, ever got POTG with her
>want the new Highlight Intro
Help, /owg/, how do I git gud at actually landing this fucking piece of shit ultimate.
I can funnel Junkrat's bombs and grenades through the tiniest building cracks and hit people across the map reliably but I can not, for the life of me, kill even a single motherfucker regularly with this gigantic explosion.
>>174203057
Yeah! Ana76 is not canon! R76 for the win!
>>174206247
Personally I think Ana should do fuckall healing close up - reverse "damage" falloff. Make her actually have to be used at range for fuck sake instead of just being a better mercy with more utility that can both 1v1 flankers and hide in the blob of her team.
this guy was a god at genji. is practice rly that important?
>>174206231
Just be honest with yourself when you're playing Genji. If you're chaindying and not accomplishing much because of the enemy teamcomp, see if you can pick something else that might complement your teamcomp better, while countering theirs. If you think you're doing well enough but your team is slacking, then don't worry about what anyone else says. It's a teamgame after all. The important part is just the self-honesty, making sure you realize you're hurting your team more than you're helping.
>>174206064
Its because you're a moron anon
>>174206179
Blizzard only cares about dps players, you have to become a pro genji to climb
Literally half of the top 500 are genji and tracer mains
>>174205626
>>174201206
he's harder than Winston and Tracer, about on-par with hitscan DPS, but he's easier than entire rest of the cast.
Loads of genji shitters have hugely inflated egos and don't realize they'd literally fuck up playing Mercy or Zarya.
>>174206385
christ.
genji more like genmeme
>>174206453
Are you implying Winston is hard to play? I'm not a Winston player but he seems one of the easiest champs to play. Am I wrong?
>>174206385
No shit
>>174206247
Mcree just needs his FtH buffed back and he is in a good spot.
>>174198756
m8, multiple people said they heard it on reddit, and that's a recording.
What they ship isn't affecting the fact that it's a recording of something that occurred. That you don't like it because you ship something else, then that's another story that's your problem.
>>174206294
>Anubis weighs your soul with a special feather
>if your soul is heavier than the feather with sins and evil, it gets tossed to the croco-monster
>if your soul is lighter than the feather, you pass on to the afterlife
Imagine if Pharah in her Anubis alt skin fired feathers and when she killed you a croco-monster popped up and ate your soul.
>>174206556
Not that anon, but Winston is wicked easy to play, it's the staying alive part that's hard
>>174205956
Most Try-hards hate other people having fun if they somehow aren't having fun. I have a platinum/hyper low diamond friend who flamed people in ctf (calling them bronzies, and dog shit, etc...) and I was incredibly embarrassed when he did. All of them should be banned imo/be restricted to custom games only. (no server browser however)
>>174206351
Shoot it through Orisa shields
Don't shoot it while Rein is alive
Don't use it unless there's at least three enemies grouped up
Shoot it from far as fuck away from an angle they don't expect
>>174206385
Yes i'm trying to cut back on the number of heroes I main. I'm too jack of all trades at the moment.
>>174206351
Wombo with other ults like Zarya or Rein
Ulting around corners in a payload map is also a good way to catch them off guard
>>174201528
>ive never seen a diamond genji win a 1v1, its always
>dive
>oh shit hes better than me, mash reflect and spacebar and pray dash comes off cd before i die
>if it does dash mash out
>if it doesnt type SYMMETRA IS FUCKING OP in chat
holy kek this is literally me minus the typing in all chat.
i'm trying to get better though. lately i've just been spamming shurikens until my ult is up and telling my team to bait their mercy/lucio/zen ult, then i go ham
What are things that you feel like you have to do when you play Overwatch?
>Whenever I play Reaper and if I see a Soldier 76 player on my team, I will select and deselect my Reaper on the hero selection screen and make an I love you message in Morse code
He-he isn't that cute?
>>174206556
He's easy to play. Staying alive and getting a pick is the hard part.
>>174206556
Most 'easy' heroes are easy mechanically but incredibly difficult strategically hence why there's less bastions in the higher levels as keeping him alive is damn near impossible.
>>174206351
look up d.va bomb locations on youtube
you still won't get a quintuple kill potg, but you'll force the enemy team to turn around, which is often good enough for an engage.
>>174206812
i love it when a roadhog says hi back to me. hes so cute and adorable.
>>174206556
Playing Winston is easy.
Playign WELL is very difficult.
As the mobile tank who leaps in and bullies squishies, you need to know a LOT of things before you leap, calculate enemy positions and density, time your leap and aim it well, and always have an avenue of escape in mind. He's honestly one of the most technical characters but very rewarding and game-changing when used right.
But if the enemy team has only one or two squishies, bench him. And if they have a Reaper, bench him.
>>174206812
>>174206603
Listen good you delusional piece of shipping trash because I'm only going to say this once:
One single video of the chocolate lines being spoken ingame
BY SOMEONE WHO HAS AN INTEREST IN MAKING THEIR SHITTY SHIP CANON
On the whole internet
In a game that has 25 million owners
And a million bottom feeding youtubers and redditors all looking for new shit to post
Is not fucking proof that it happened
Because it didn't happen
Wake up out of your insanity it is frankly fucking disturbing
Shipping is cancer
>back in the not giving a shit about comp again
>every time I get serious I climb until I encounter the tilted salt throwers and crash back down.
Have you ever seen a sextuple kill in one of your games?
Have you ever gotten a sextuple kill yourself?
Me: I've only seen one, it was a Graviton Surge into a Death Blossom just after the last checkpoint on Kings Row, where the path turns to the left. Unfortunately I wasn't involved but I did manage to throw a few potshots into the mix.
>>174206995
I guess I don't understand. Some Winstons leap in and seem to do well, and I'm able to follow up. Some Winstons seem to die instantly. It might as well be magic to me. Maybe I'll try him out in quickplay some time
>>174207024
>implying a voice of reason can overcome the throbbing hormones pulsing from thousands neglected ovaries and penises in unison
fighting a losing battle m8
>>174206360
You still never told me how you think this line works with Uprising out now.
>>174205956
>top 500 faggot starts harassing teammates in QP
>it's ENUMBRE (again)
he was right though
>>174207142
Yes ive got them loads of times.
>>174206179
be the change you want to see and don't let yourself get healcucked
>>174207205
I don't get shipping at all, but I have had sex.
>>174204016
Sinatraa may be an asshole sometimes but xQc is a turbocuck and super annoying ALL the time. His voice is the number one cause of suicide worldwide.
>>174207182
The ones who die instantly are being focused by competent teams. You try to avoid doing this as Winston by timing dives to when the other team are occupied.
>>174207214
yeah reaper is implying that she is a skank. they hated each other in that comic.
>>174207267
You don't belong here
>>174207214
I did though. You are just to dense to get it so I won't bother anymore.
>>174207182
People make the joke about winston not needing aim, and they're right. He doesn't take aim but if you're a retard and jump at the wrong, places, wrong times, at the wrong targets, you'll just get fucked. There's an art to playing winston and making the most out of his tickle gun
I wish bleu would shoot all the shippers
>>174207264
and then suddenly overwatch was the mobas with 6 people picking dps and trying to solo carry
Lads if I'm a shit support but really positive, motivate the team and make the team actually laugh does it still count as a form of support?
>>174207382
>you did though
I brought up a counter argument and then you never replied man, I can show you in the catalog. Unless you're someone else.
>Rein has no german lines
>Lucio has no portuguese lines
>Junkrat and Road have no aussie lines
>Winston has no aping lines
So when is Bastion finally going to be gutted?
Is there anything in the game that can deal with present-day Bastion besides picking another Bastion and just seeing who can hold left click harder?
>>174207541
>Implying not replying means he lost the argument
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for shitposting in this general. I'm sorry for all the people I fucked with in the game by griefing and intentionally throwing.
I'm just a sad, insecure person with a miserable life taking out his anger on others to dull the pain.
I'll try to become a better person.
>>174207182
He also needs a bit of support from the team. An Ana healing him, Gengi or Tracer diving in with him, Zarya popping a bubble on him as he lands. You also should leap from an unexpected angle so the enemy team doesn't see you coming and prepare. Always drop your barrier just before or right when you land to give yourself time to zap the squishies. If they try to run away you can leap after them but only do it if you can be sure you'll catch them in time, don't follow them through a door and NEVER chase them back to their teammates. If you have to disengage with either a leap or run into a building or hallway and find some healthpacks, if they don't follow you you can be ninja monkey and surprise them from behind.
Also, on Control maps he's very good for getting to the point first and making the enemy hesitate/try to flank him as well as guarding the point (depends on the point itself, though, some are great and some suck). His barrier cooldown buff was VERY helpful to him, so use it when you need to.
>>174207576
Junk and road do have aussie themed lines
>>174194967
Yes
Look at witch mercy
Wouldn't be surprised if they did this for next years easter event
>>174207541
Don't bother he is a falseflagger.But so am I
>>174206401
always have been, always will :(
>>174207610
Hello new player!
>>174207024
>people also knew there would be no Valentine's event so there would be nothing to look for
>lines were datamined months prior so they wouldn't have to search
>admits that there's a video and he sees the video but still calls it not proof that it happen
m8, I'm not shipping shit but you must be fucking delusional if it's in your face and you still yell out that it doesn't exist and that it didn't happen. Either that or some assmad shipper.
Who fucked more bitches, Reinhardt or Mccree?
>>174207024
I wouldn't put too much effort into trying to talk sense into them mate. I've seen this before in the RWBY threads. Now people will see ANY interaction between Character A and B as "proof" that they're in a canon relationship when in reality it's nothing of the kind. And then their the other group of people who don't ship but will actively try and start a shipping war for shits and giggles.
My advice: Just ignore them as much as you can and hope they go away once they get bored.
>>174207708
The lines in that game seriously suggest Mcree fucked every female in the game.
>>174207626
It's okay, I shitpost on this general too. I have lost control of my life.
>>174207696
Everyone knows the lines were in the files, they were just never put on live which means they're irrelevant.
>>174207182
Winston is just straight up easy to play. Doesn't matter- very little out of the Winston success depends on the Winston player himself.
Winston needs dive DPS followups- ie. he needs Tracer, Genji, etc. that can also hit the Winston focus target.
Winston needs a support line that is capable of positioning both to stay alive and to heal a Winston that dived.
Winston needs to not be trying to dive 2 tanks and a Roadhog, D.Va, etc. or uselessly chase Tracers for 30 seconds, etc. Easy hero.
>>174207626
Just daydream about your waifu a lot and pretend she is real and watching you play!
is orisa a garbage hero or what? I like playing her but I can see this glaring flaws that make me hate her.
>>174205626
Where on your body did the mean bleu woman of longhshots shoot you?
>terry crews will be doomfist
>we'll need to hear terry crews every day for years
fuck blizzard
>>174207708
Obviously McCree. Reinhardt would never betray his waifu
>>174207653
We need R76 fags need to stick together! And defeat the ana76 menace! We need to keep discrediting Ana's importance to Jack because she really isn't! Jack cares about Reaper! We need to petition Chu to keep Ana away from Jack!
HOW IS WINSTON THE ONLY GUY I CAN'T HIT WITH MY SLEEP DART
HE'S THE BIGGEST FUCKING GUY
>>174207952
And dropped if that happens. Its actually why i havent spent a cent on the game
>>174195625
>everyone must be gay
Sorry, I'm all for equality and open-mindedness but that's just plain unrealistic.
Genji/Mercy is destined canon.
>>174207952
its better than mei
>>174207708Mercy
>>174208005
for you
I think we need to ask the important questions here.
Who would make for the best breeding wife? Who is able to bear many of your children and raise them in a motherly fashion? I believe it would be Mercy.
>>174207693
None of those heroes can stop him. He happily sits behind Orisa / Reinhardt barriers and there's nothing that can get close enough through that.
>>174207624
Come on don't be like that, no I don't remember what you said seeing as it was a few days ago but if you think not replying to a counter argument means you won, you're like a little baby dude. How about this, how do you justify the line implicating a love triangle if Reyes isn't showing any of the implied sympathy from his previous lines? That was the only basis that implication was living on. It fell through, so what else is there?
>tfw you want a cyborg 76 skin instead of the joke garbage legendaries he has
>>174207653
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>tfw Pharah is probably going to get nerfed like all the other heroes I enjoyed playing
then my character pool is going to be boring as fuck, might as well start playing braindead heroes
>>174207981I am watching you, and I will be here every day. As soon as you start I will falseflag you into oblivion.
>>174207839
Except they were put live, that's what the videos show.
>>174208184
They're not going to nerf pharah just because silvers and golds can't kill her
>>174208168
That looks like scorpion
So, when do we get legendary skins that change heroes in the same way legendary skins change heroes on HoS?
>>174208120Torb's wife.
>>174208168
76 has a great skin already. The best really.
The problem with overwatch is the lack of heroes that fill roles.
For exmaple, there is only ONE CHARACTER in the game that can do reinhardts job. And its reinhardt himself.
Overwatch needs more heroes that fill a niche role of some sort. Or have some sort of niche ability. Right now, the roster is incredibly small which leads to stagnation. Orisa was a huge let down.
>>174208137
When did I argue about the love triangle ? Reyes and Ana clearly hate each other. Reyes is trying to get underneath her skin with that " I shouldn't be surprised you took his side " line
>>174206142
Why can't I have a time shifting thicc british girl
>>174208236
They're already experimenting with lowering her damage to 90 and making it so being hit while flying disables her jetpacks and she falls to the ground.
>>174208382
Because the last person I discussed it with used that image as defense. If you're actually someone else then carry on.
>>174208382
Fuck
Holy shit he looks unattractive without beard
>>174208369
There needs to be hard counters to the always picked heroes.
In Reins case a hero that can either bypass his shield or break it quickly by shooting it.
>>174208513
You are falling for a falsflag again.
>>174208574
Sombra!
>>174208236
You seriously don't understand how awful this Blizzard Overwatch team is.
They seriously think that Junkrat is good and easily comparable- no, a COUNTER even- to heroes like Tracer and Genji.
>>174194661
Soldier76/D.VA one true pairing.
All homos go die in a fire.
>>174208574
Another idea is a dedicated anti-air + mobility hero. Like some thing that fires an air burst explosion that slows and has a flakk cannon primary.
>>174208703
What he said.
>r/overwatch discusses gameplay and balance
>owg pushes the manly ass fucking every thread
mercy is sex
Clarification Needed:
The game itself is not canon. It is instead, loosely based upon a "what if" scenario and how said characters would react if they were in that situation. So any interactions characters may have within the game should not be taken seriously as far as canon goes.
Am I wrong on this?
>>174208626
Does it really matter? 250 from bump limit and they've already done this much damage with no signs of stopping.
>>174208574
>In Reins case a hero that can either bypass his shield or break it quickly by shooting it.
>break it quickly by shooting it.
Doesn't Bastion do this?
>>174208574
I suggested forever ago that fully charged Widow shots had ought to bypass barriers, perhaps with reduced damage.
>>174208635
Its shit anon. It requires the player to get behind rein and hack him which is a suicide mission.
Or wait for emp hoping your team wont throw.
It needs to be direct as in I see Rein, I shoot Rein and Rein dies.
>>174208728
Let junkrat air burst his nades
>>174208750
It's just me and the other mad falseflagging guy.
>>174208123
Idea: get good
Wait, were the Mercy and Genji lines about chocolate really put in the game? I thought they didn't do it in the end.
>>174208795
Some interactions take from the canon and reference it. In order to know which ones, you have to follow the shorts/comics.
>>174208795
You're pretty much right but the way Chu sees it as playing with action figures. The interactions haven't happened but the characters aren't acting out of character.
Like for instance Rein yelling TRAITOR at Reaper is how he really feels but in the canon he has no idea Reaper is Reyes, nor has he fought him. Does that make sense?
Post your top 5 heroes and your favorite skins for them!
Soldier 76 - Smoke
Reaper - Blackwatch Reyes
Roadhog - Stitched
Pharah - Jackal
Genji - Blackwatch
>>174208950
Whitebois can't compete with the BAC
>>174208919
Still pretending to be me. But you got the filename wrong.
I'm a Soldier/McCree main and I'm stumped trying to climb here. I usually carry and get all the gold medals, this causes the enemy team to focus/counter me. That's fine.
What do I do when they pick Winston, Rein, and Orisa? All those fucking shields are impossible to break through and my only other dps is a mediocre Genji.
The problem with introduction "HARD COUNTERS" to the game is problematic though.
Eventually it will just be rock paper scissors and people won't continue to play a hero in a round if its being hard countered. Like why stay as reinhardt if they introduce something that shits all over your shield which is probably the most iconic thing about reinhardt.
or why would you stay as pharah if they introduce some hero that has a long range hitscan gun with some sort of aim assist?
>>174208950
They were. One faggot seems hellbent to disregard them because the video recording came from a shipper even though there is a recording and some others in reddit heard it.I actually looked around a bit on tumblr just to check around and apparently the whole cancelled voicelines thing came from Pharah-Mercy shippers.
>>174208843
Too slow again its a suicide mission. If the enemy rein is dumb enough to let you melt his shield you are exposed and will probably due just to break his shield.
This wouldn't be a huge problem if people learned to focus Reins shield but most tiers people are retards so a dedicated anti shield is required.
I'm the Reaper76 Anon! I secretly like pussy!
FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK.
DON'T FUCKING LAST PICK REAPER IN UPRISING YOU FUCKING FUCKS.
Fucking game throwing retards, I will NOT revive you when you inevitably die on the other side of the fucking map. because you couldn't be smart enough to stand behind the fucking tank.
>>174209132
Reyes doesn't look good with that haircut, he'd look much better with a shaved look to go along with his beard
Best OTP is Junkio
>>174209216
I don't think one video made by a shipper and some hearsay on reddit shows the lines were in the game.
>>174208948
Thank you. Very useful commentary.
Could I actually post good art if this shit isn't going to stop any time soon?
>>174206179
>3 stack with my buddies
>we have to go 1-2 healer(s) and tank(s) because 3 instalock dps every game
>anchor tanks and now anchor lucio still cant get the team to group up
Why dont these people stick to CoD and BF?
>>174209262
Well, I mean I haven't had problems melting Reins with Bastion, but that's probably just me. I try taking weird angles when setting up as Bastion. Like get Mei to help me up a roof in Volskaya.
Won't lie that it's a kind of suicide mission but if it works you're looking at a snowball.
>>174208795
This should be obvious to anyone. You have mortal enemies being best friends.
>>174208980
Reinhardt - Bloodhardt + Griefhardt
Pig - Sharkbait
Zenyatta - Ascendant
76 - Smoke
Reaper - Shiver
>>174206671
>croco-monster
Well shit, now i want a Sobek skin for Pharah
>>174208123
>>174209545
As long as you don't post some shitty theory why your ship is canon go ahead.
>>174208980
Junkrat - Classic/Firework
Zarya - Midnight
D.va - Junker
Lucio - Synaesthesia
Sombra - Incendio
>>174209392
>that art
Anon, no.
>>174209772
What's wrong with the art?
>>174209763
But am I also allowed to post Ana with them?
>>174209435
I doubt you'll actually take any advice on how to deal with Bastion but here goes:
- Bastions cannot kill everyone at once, focusing on them specifically is an easy way to put pressure on them to move or die along with surrounding them and hitting the weakspot on their backs
- Genji's deflect can ruweaken a Bastion nest
- Tracer's pulse bomb is great against an immobile Bastion
- Zarya can farm energy off of a careless Bastion
- Sombra can hack or EMP a Bastion and get them out of sentry
- Roadhog does enough damage to hook+one shot a bastion
- Bastion's spread and damage falloff make him less good from a distance
>>174200778
:o
chro??!
>>174209429
Well, if a video recording during gameplay and then a month later having the other half playing doesn't show that the lines made it then you're probably living in some hard denial.
>>174209763
Hold up, Ana76 fags can make numerous lore posts in one thread but Reaper76 fags can't? Wew
>>174208975
I get what your saying. If you're playing with a Superman toy then of course you'll play him as knowing who Louis Lane is because that is canon knowledge to him.
In the case of Overwatch game match that's not so much the case. Because in that situation Rein would no doubt know who Reaper really is and call him traitor upon killing him. So as far as hard canon goes, Rein doesn't even know if S76 or Reaper are still alive and kicking.
>>174208972
Yeah but their based off canon in a what if situation. So nothing they say in game beyond what the established canon cannot be taken seriously
>>174209921Yes
>>174209973
Do you have a problem understanding that one single source is not proof?
>the new McCree skin kinda sucks
>STILL no Young McCree
suffering
daily reminder that there are people in high masters that don't know how to play rein
>>174210149
why should they
>>174208980
Zenyatta - Skullyatta/Ascendant
Zarya - Midnight
Lúcio - Auditiva
Winston - Yeti/Classic
Mei - Earthen
>>174210068
Don't start this shit again. The only canon relationships are Tracers and Torbs.
>>174209872
I've seen the rest of it, I know what it is. Also the artist draws nipples weird.
>>174210089
>So as far as hard canon goes, Rein doesn't even know if S76 or Reaper are still alive and kicking.
Correct. Same with Tracer but they still have lines together with Morrison saying what he really thinks about Tracer as S76 and her responding. It's kinda like letting you see what's inside their head.
>>174210272I like how he draws nipples
>>174210149
I don't trust people to get behind my shield. Rein is just too dependent on other players to play well.
>>174199559
MY BOY
L
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C
I
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Would you be fine with Reaper X 76 if both of them were girls?
>>174210265
I'm just saying they get a pass while /pol/ shitters jump on R76 posts immediately because "muh gay propaganda" when are people going to realize they are where 80% of the shit posts come from.
>>174210414
Lucio is the only good thing left in this game.
>>174210435
No, shipping is autistic as fuck no matter what.
>>174210349That's okay, I guess they're just not to my taste.
>>174210107
You have video recording, and you have people in some other website say that they heard it and a source that clearly has it somehow isn't good enough? I mean really, this is some hard denial.
>>174210435
I discussed this weeks ago and when I posted this picture the consensus was yes. I also approve ofmaking Morrison the female
Very little art though.
>>174198451
that would work, if you weren't on the archives saying you only do this for attention
Reminder that us true Reaper76 fags are peace loving fags who only want what's best for them both, don't get baited by the extremists.
>>174210436
Homo-poster are the cause and the /pol/ poster the effect. Hm should we fight the illness or the symptomes...
>>174210571prefer them a bit smaller?
>>174210518
There's only happy now in the sadness meter.
>>174210631
It's not denial to want some fucking proof that the chocolate lines were put into the game that doesn't come from a single shipper on a website notorious for people doing anything they can for attention.
>>174210435
>>174210640
Genderbends are a fucking joke if they're all le cute fertile waifus with a few scars and not battle ready muscle ladies.
>>174210292
My point is that no matter how realistic the interactions between characters are you should not take them a canon happenings.
Haha I wonder what reaper's asshole taste like jk
>>174210713
That logic is idiotic and you know it.
>>174210713
med student here, the answer should always be both
>>174207708
They both fucked each other exclusively
>>174210819
This guy gets it.
Old Soldiers are hard to kill.
>>174207708
Daddyhardt
>>174210791
I did say there was very little art. Also all of it is just as you described sadly.
>>174210726Not so puffy and shiny. They look artificial.
>>174210806
Cont.
Even more so when it comes from the game and not a trailer/comic.
>4 gold medals
>8 environmental kills
>52 eliminations
EMPATHY MODULE NOT RESPONDING
>>174210986agree with the shiny, but I love large aerolas and puffy nipples
>>174210806
There is partial canon in the fact that you see how a character feels through the lines.
>>174207626
>worrying about shitposting on a taiwanese textile sewing forum
>>174210435
I'm a hetero dude and I massively prefer gay ships over dykeshit.
Just 2 bros having a good time is so much better than annoying Tracer spam.
>>174194826
Can't wait until you fags get cucked.
>>174207576
Lucio to me seems like they intended him to be Canadian, then switched when they realized they needed a Sudamericano.
>no portugese
>NA accent
>likes hockey
>>174210791
Good genderbends give me life
>>174211072
But unless it happens in a trailer/comic it's still not canon.
Correct?
>>174207952
>we'll need to hear terry crews every day for years
Do you not already? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpJvLd2H65U
>>174208980
Dad75 - daredevil without helmet
Hog and Junkrat - halloween skins (best skins for them)
Pharah - animu robot.
Winston - yeti
>>174211230
>Black Canadian Hockey player
Like that movie that ruined Mike Meyers career.
>>174211230
That rumor was debunked
>>174207952
I'm excited
>>174211149
Nah. I'm pretty sure Morrison and Reyes romamtic entanglements will never be brought up so fans can speculate however they please. It's a smart way to keep the fans you have and not upset them
>>174211253
Did you understand what I meant by emotions and opinions of the characters? Understanding that Tracer does not like Sombra and then she stole Winston's tech is important to the canon and you only find that out within the game you know.
>win a match on hollywood
>on my defense turn. enemy dva back line flies up to the elevator by point and just crouch sprays us, barely mitigating the healing aura lucio gives
Is there some sort of MLG strat im missing or was this Dva just feeding
>>174208980
Lucio - Synaesthesia
Genji - Blackwatch
Ana - Captain Amari
Reinhardt - Lionhardt
Soldier 76 - Smoke
>want to be good at this game
>26 years old with nerve damage in arms
it's impossible for me, my aiming fluctuates between low masters and high bronze level because of it
I feel pretty sad about that
>>174210951
We need a young Rein skin ASAP.
>>174211149
>faggots still clinging to momcy
she likes the green dick friendo
>>174211474
bronze must be fascinating
>>174210775
The fucking proof is in your face and them being a shipper is irrelevant when it's a video. I know for a fact tumblr is pretty notorious but even then there are a few places that show legit stuff. The video in question was a recording of game play. Not to mention you had more recordings on March because people were actively looking for them after the February one played even when people were told there would be no Valentine's day event.
You got your fucking proof but you don't want it. That's really on you more so than the source being faulty.
>>174207952
You know he's done actual voice acting and acting work right? Not just the Old Spice commercials? He's Blade in Ultimate Spider-Man and did a pretty damn good job
>>174211357
Anon, this is Chu we're talking about.
Did I miss something happening with Mei?
I got flamed for picking her KoTH which I've never had happen before even though we won and I got POTG. She seems normal to me.
>>174211540im actually gold, plz no bully
>>174211324
Oh, was it? Then they should have given him some portugese, what gives?
>>174211628
Mei's gun and ult don't slow enemies
>>174211534
I don't know about Mercy, but I'd find it funny personally if Jack did end up having some "widowed" wife out there.
Been away for a while, have the Lucio changes gone live? I'm excited to see how they work, Lucio's been my favorite for a while.
>>174207708
rein is a cuck that gets cockblocked by torb's jailbait daughter all day
>>174211357
Didn't we say the same shit about tracer?
>>174211428
I aware. But that was one of those things that were confirmed as true.
So far in the canon Tracer and Sombra have never met. Unless I missed something.
If Blizzard wants the game to be about switching to counter, why don't they let ult charge carry over from character to character?
>>174211705
The jailbait daughter's keeping the hammer well-polished, that's why.
>>174211787
DELETE THAT
>>174211769
It's suggested they met in the past, which is in the game. Through Winston when his technology was stolen. But why is that important anyway?
>>174211787
Stop posting garbage posts retard
>>174211569
So you'd rather go with the chocolate voice lines being canon because someone who ships the characters made a shaky phone video of them being spoken ingame even though it could be easily faked?
Even though that over the whole internet this is the single evidence that it ever occurred?
One shitty video, made by a shipper, is all the proof you need despite common sense telling you that if they were really put in the game there would be thousands of videos of them being spoken made?
Would you like to buy a bridge?
>>174208980
>>174209647
>>174211504
>smoke
men of taste
no gaudy legendary, just a nice mono color scheme that is superior to the default and looks great on the rifle
Reminder that Orisa is a replacement for Zarya/Dva, not Reinhardt
>>174211787
>mercy becomes part of the stall comp
>>174211116
ur one of those fags that says futa isn't gay
>>174211787
>dude nobody changes ever lmao xD
people change ALL THE TIME in tournaments and in actual ranked games above diamond
>>174211918
Trying to figure out why people would use non canon interaction as "confirmation" that characters A and B are in a relationship.
I can understand wanting two people to bang because you think it's cute but saying that it's canon is kinda reaching.
>>174211787
Step away from my man, mother! Also I need a sauce on this.
The chances are high that Jack is just bisexual.
>>174212212
Which ship are you talking about? Ana76, Reaper76 or both? Or something else? Both sides have points taken from all over the game, comics and elsewhere.
Is it safe now? Are the fags gone? Can we waifu-post in peace again?
>>174211787
>>174212298
So that's where Mercy learned it from.
>>174212383
what about cute-posting in peace?
>The most essential tank in the game is by far the least played and the most boring.
>Single handedly wins or loses games by having one
When will Blizzard actually balance this shitlord so this meme can end?
>>174212383
I like your pic anon
>>174212328
All of them really seeing as the only confirmed relationships are Lena/Emily, Widow/Gerard and Ana/Pharah's Dad.
>>174212212
This art pleases me
>>174212383
I WANT TO__beSOMBRASfriend
>>174212521
Are you saying no one can look at Chu's blatant writing style, the comics, dialog, and everything else and theorize what he's planning? Plenty of people in this general, ships aside, has made pretty accurate guesses at what he does next.
>>174212383
just take no notice anon, they're your typical drama queensI love your pic
>>174212521
Also Torb and his wife.
>play 3v3 elims to get a quick lootbox
>hanzo and genji are my teammates
>carry as Roadhog
>'that was depressing'
>'it would cheer me up to get a legendary'
>attempting to get RNG to do me a favor
>get a voiceline for Widowmaker, two sprays and a rare hanzo skin
>widow is mute in the preview so I can't hear it
>go all the way to the hero gallery
>check it out
>'Your emotions make you vulnerable'
could you kick me in the balls any harder widow
>>174212651
How can all the manlets even compete?
>>174212598
The vagueness is what makes everything fun. For example Ana76 people like this line of dialogue whereas Reaper76 people dismiss it.
>>174211149
The thread tonight has been weirdly awful. I don't get why people are being so cunty to each other.
>>174211975
>shaky phone video
Sure, gameplay footage is shaky phone video. So did you actually watch the video or just decide to call it that then say not good enough?
>Even though that over the whole internet this is the single evidence that it ever occurred?
People weren't even expecting them to make it into the games, so how many people do you think actually were out trying to find them?
>One shitty video, made by a shipper, is all the proof you need despite common sense telling you that if they were really put in the game there would be thousands of videos of them being spoken made?
There's multiple videos of the lines going out on March. Again, what part of no one actually expecting the lines to play because they specifically said "No Valentine's Day event" didn't you get. People weren't going to record that day because shit, no event, nothing to expect. Hell, if anything the shipper being the shipper decided to stick through and actually get footage in the first place.
>Would you like to buy a bridge?
Sure, I'd like to. Let me just contact the state and have them tell me what I need to do and where the owner of the bride really is at.
>>174212597
I think she needs one. She always seems so alone, with Widow and Reaper not being real friends.
She probably never had any real friends.
Why does he wear the beanie?
I want Winston to find a nerdy gorilla wife to hook up with, maybe that way he would stop acting so awkward around Tracer and just worry about being friends
After 25 boxes, I still have only one new legendary. What gives... :(
>>174212815
tosmart for overwatch
>>174212815
you'll know in a few years, once your hairline's gone as well
>>174212815
Best girl gave it to him
>>174212815
he hides morrison's dick pics under it
>>174212328
Well, I mean the canon things are Torb/wife, Lena/Emily. Paternal relationships is just Ana/Pharah. Based on voicelines and comics there's an implication of Genji/Mercy being another one. Otherwise, everything else is kind of eh.
>>174212723
>whereas Reaper76 people dismiss it
I don't know about others but I don't dismiss it. I just claim they are misinterpreting the line and putting context into it that simply doesn't exist. Most of the arguments for that line include "You couldn't interpret it any other way" and "The line is important that's why it has to have romantic implication." Neither reason has any backing as to WHY it would imply that. Literally nothing.
oh my
>>174212860
need more cases goy
Hanzo scatter arrow needs reworking into something more useful and less cheesy. A free kill on a 17 second cooldown is just bad design.
>>174212695
I want Junkrat to lift me!
>>174212970
>putting context into it that simply doesn't exist
that utter lack of self awareness
>>174212778
Is this a joke? "Oh nobody recorded the chocolate lines because they weren't expecting them" You're fucking delusional. People like stylosa would have made videos with clips.
The chocolate lines never went live.
>>174212383
I'm going through bleu withdrawal.
>>174212860
rejiggered possible rolls
they realized people were cleaning out events too quickly so now everyone gets fucked
>>174212970
Reyes is clearly trying to get underneath her skin about something. She gives an exasperated response back.
Orisa should have a crush onReinhardt, since he looks like a big buff robot in his full armor
>play comp
>no one picks healers
>no one tries to flank
>no one targets the enemy healers
>lose
Why is this allowed?
>>174213051
I'm not wrong. There is nothing to imply that line has romantic complication.
>>174212496
since when is Winston essential
>>174212723
This line means nothing. You can take sides in a lot of matters. None of them have to be romantic.
>>174213134
Except it kind of does. He is trying to upset her.
>>174212815
Haven't you ever shaved? It gets really cold up there.
>>174213121
Or maybe he's just offended that he never took his side? And Ana is fed up. Like we see in Uprising she didn't have much choice. Did you consider maybe Reyes was bitter no one trusted him or took his side despite the scandal? Ana went to distrust Reyes because of the way he acted towards Morrison before the scandal occurred.
>>174212970
Wew lad
>>174212496
Winston requires too much much coordination to be useful in many ranks but is a monster with a lot of support. It's pretty frustrating actually. I want his ultimate to be better but it's hard justifying buffing a stealth OP character.
>>174213134
utttttter lack of self awareness
>>174212974
>all these poor suckers that haven't seen tracer's butt in mesh before and buy into the flight attendant look
just get slipstream
it breaks up her retardedly long legs with proper thigh mass and makes literally every part of her appearance better and more distinct
>>174213249
We know the truth. Reyes is still trying to get at something though.
>>174213249
You are still too stupid, after all these threads where I showed you why your theory is wrong.
>>174213236
Because he's bitter she didn't trust him? I mean Uprising even lends to that fact.
>>174213072
People like stylosa made the videos on fucking January when the voicelines leaked and they all commented on how Jeff said there would be no Valentine's Day event. Do you really think people would be expecting anything when it was stated multiple times there would be nothing? Seriously?
Matter of fact, went to youtube, went to tumblr, more than one person recorded the March lines:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGt0ALMkARo
http://genshimada.tumblr.com/post/158417111931/gency-chocolate-voicelines
This happened specifically because the first one even played on February.
I mean hell, you sound like you're delusional and in denial that they made it to live just because it's not so many videos. Please tell me I'm just being baited here.
L O L
>>174213337
But if Ana doesn't even show a response to this "hint" it doesn't make sense. She isn't showing offense, she's just tired. How does it not imply that maybe Reyes was bitter Ana didn't trust him. It works just fine.
Pick one:
>Reaper shotguns ignore armor
>Reaper can now fly while wraithed and he moves 20% faster while wraithed
>Reaper teleport is now reworked into a shadow dash which functions identically to Genji dash except it does no damage
People STILL too stupid to see the strong hints even when laid out before them...
>>174213432
How fucking bad to you have to be to take the bait that hard
>>174213382
I know. That's why he is implying she is a whore to make her upset. Reyes is bitter that nobody listened to him and listened to statue-boy instead.
Are you still mistaking this panel as "flirting"? Jack and Ana had nothing going on between them. Not then, not now.
>>174213389
Nobody gives a fuck about the lines being datamined
The one clip is the only evidence you have out of the thousands of people playing that they were put in the game. And it's not a reliable source because it's a fucking Gency shipper.
>>174213549
Well, I mean you can still bait them but that was just ridiculous.
>>174213502
You know that art isn't R76 right?
>3 gold don't even get on the board
>>174213485
Her response doesn't sound tired. She is upset and gives a rebuttal.
>>174213487
teleport, no question
by far reaper's weakest link and even an inch of mobility would make him completely viable
would even be ok if the exit still had the gun draw animation, he just needs a quick bail for bad ambushes
>>174213487
the ignores armour would be pretty op
flying would make the teleport useless
So I would pick the dash
>>174213432
fuck off back to ribbit where you got that from
>>174213650
>Outhealing the Ana as Zen
>>174213654
She wasn't upset dude, listen to the line again. Unless Chu recorded it wrong. He's isn't upset at all in that rebuttal. It's her normal voice. Listen to "What happened to you Gabriel" and "You never give me much choice." You can tell which one is upset and which one is just her normal speaking voice.
And here the het-shitters go again on insisting there is nothing going on between Reyes and Jack when it's blatantly obvious in the comic. But go on misinterpret the lines again and delude yourself in your Ana/79 fantasy.
>>174213756
>Outhealing both healers as roadhog
>>174213625
Are you being serious?
>>174213650
>do anything
>as s76
he's card poison. 4 gold is expected and ignored. most you ever get is helix rockets hits if everyone else did miserably
old soldiers fade away
>>174213759
She raises her voice what the hell are you talking about?
>>174213625
You can have flirty bants and still just be friends you know
>>174213830
How and what fucking SR does this ever happen?
>some guy with a battletag named winston
>hes playing winston
not a single shipfag is above gold, truth or fact?
Keep egging the tumblr cunt on, he's pretty close to doing something that should get him banned for a week or so
>>174213639
>Nobody gives a fuck about the lines being datamined
Are you retarded? The lines being datamined in the first place is exactly the reason why people flipped out for so long. People made videos about it with talk about there being a Valentine's day event and other videos saying how there wouldn't be one because Jeff specifically said there wouldn't be one.
>The one clip is the only evidence you have out of the thousands of people playing that they were put in the game. And it's not a reliable source because it's a fucking Gency shipper.
The one clip was done by a shipper that decided to stick it through just because they were a shipper. Again, people weren't expecting anything specifically because it was said there would be nothing. I just gave you the only two recordings of the one that played on March but people said they heard it. People said the same about the February one. Them being a shipper is besides the point. There's a video recording, people also claimed they heard it. You're living in some hard denial here.
>>174213839
Are you retarted? They are just old friends bantering. Jesus this thread is full of stupid idiots
>>174213936
Are you kidding? You think it's in the pitch of the voice now? She isn't raising her voice. How the fuck would you even measure that? Did the sound amplify or something? Are you just trying to say she sounds angry? She doesn't.
How to fix genji
>fix his buggy slash so you actually move instead of dying if someone shoots where you started your slash
>fix his buggy ult so you actually hit when you hit someone
>fix his buggy deflect so it actually deflects shit that enters its hitbox 100% of the time instead of arbitrarily letting certain projectiles through when multiple people shoot at it
>fix his fan of blades to not go through people if you fire them too close
>bring triple jump back
>>174213803
Anon calm the fuck down, as a R76 shipper to another R76 shipper go drink some water and take a break before you blow yourself out you madman.
>>174213975
I mean it's happened a few times, but that's usually because the healer keeps getting picked off quickly.
>play qp with mercy and lucio on my team
>I have gold healing as roadhog in the end
>>174214060
that's standard post sex bantz, they just got done fucking
>>174214145
The triple jump was a bug.You can still jump on people's heads and reset wall climb and double jump, though.
>>174214173
You are the falsflag faggot again right??? Fuck off already. Stop pretending to be me to piss of the other anons who want to discuss Reaper and Soldier.
>>174214308
No, I am the falseflagger, I am currently making this other anon mad about the voicelines and he doesn't even know, lol.
>>174214308
Anon no how could you say something like that? I've supported you to the end and this is how you treat me?
>>174214050
You'd think if everyone was freaking out about them being put in for white day they'd have made more than a single video for the entire internet to preserve the event.
>>174213936
I know you're not going to reply to me because you think he's angry. But here are he lines back to back http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Ana/Quotes
Clear audio. You can even compare it with when she's just talking to S76. It's her normal voice dude. I don't know what else to say, I guess it just comes down to use hearing it differently.
>>174214494
You got two videos for white day and one for Valentine's day. It doesn't change that the lines made it live with one pair on the first month and the second on the next month. There's more videos of the white day one because people expected the lines after finding out that the Mercy to Genji ones played in February. The Genji to Mercy ones played in March.
On both occasions people also claimed they heard it.
>>174214464
It's ok man, just an angry guy playing pretend. November lives on forever. Keep up the good fight.
Mercy being invincible when she activates her ult was probably the worst balance decision Blizzard has ever made.
>>174214830
Wait... I am supposed to falseflag, not you.
>>174214876
Her being able to charge it every ten seconds was the worst decision.
Of course since nobody ever tries to kill her it doesn't matter what Blizzard does with her.
>>174214464
>>174214830
>>174214913
Falling for it again, wow...
How about a hero that sniffs out the girls and the gays out
>>174213487
All reaper needs is Damage Vamp.
Get rid of the orbs that appear after people die, and instead add Damage Vamp onto reaper's attacks. He is supposed to be the most durable of the Offense category but right now he doesn't feel that way. Damage Vamp would give him better sustainability against tank 1v1s, while also increasing his durability during a correctly placed ultimate, which are both things he needs. Waiting until after you've killed someone to heal off their corpse does not help you during the 1v1 situation, which is part of why Reaper fails so horribly.
>>174214876
Bright side is she's the one that'll get focused fired because she's the only one open. If people could even focus on her first.
Do you still get XP for time spent in Uprising if you stall the payload prep phase for as long as you want?
>>174215010
No one knows who is who anymore.
Is the comp SR bug for healers still exists? It's such a struggle to grind exp in QP because people doesn't care to get that nice +500 exp when winning the game it seems
>>174215040
Going for the double whammy on Tracer?
I want to fuck Orisa!
So far unlocked all the skins I didn't want (Widow/Torb/Mercy)
There's got to be an algorithm.
New thread soon? I want to talk more about Reaper and Soldier being gay.
What's this about Mercy talking about missing Genji in Uprising?
>>174213756
>getting outhealed by zen as ana and your team telling you that it's k because he got really clutch ults
>>174215240
A supposed hidden voiceline that Mercy has during the Uprising game as a conversation with the other characters. A couple of people have claimed to have heard it but no recordings so far, so I don't know if that's true or not.
>>174215149
or14 is such a deceptively nice skin
who'da thought all you needed to do to fix ipod plastic taur is replace everything with bastion parts
>>174215240
>>174215370
I've heard it. No one is really bothering to record these lines yet either. Its shit we can't use Overtool anymore.
Is Hanzo easy to play?
>>174215437
Until they start focusing you yeah. It's one of the most relaxing and fulfilling heroes.
>>174215426
>i heard it
>no one's recording them
nigga, then start recording so we can hear it
>>174214308
i fucking love you anon
dont stop
this is gods work
>>174215413
Default Orisa is CUTE
Do not bully her!
>tfw your team gets fucked off the face of the earth
What's the point in mcree over a sniper?
>>174215426
Oh boy. I can see the headlines now if it really is true.
>>174215729
imagine being this guy
>>174215918
Nothing, casual pharah fags complained that people with better aim than them had an advantage like in every other game so they nerfed him and buffed a hero who had an auto-aim weapon.
>>174213319
Why not both?
>>174215980
There is literally nothing wrong with finding Orisa cute
Should i learn widowmaker or Ana?
>>174215413
I have a theory OR-15s were made before Orisa and they rushed out a hero based on the Null Sector robot.
>>174215413
Too bad it still uses Orisa's voice. I like generic robot beeping and booping like Bastion's
>>174216335
> OR-15s were made before Orisa
...yes?
>>174216452
Outside the game you fucking dumb spastic
>>174215994
Literally everything in your post is untrue
>>174216503
or15 is the rounded one without the mask you can get as an epic
or14 is the purple fuckotron
>>174216335
The OR-14s are significantly more detailed in both model and animations than the other new omnics, on the same level as the Bastion skin.
And their shield uses Orisas Numbani themed graphic.
>>174216543
Or14 is the numbani bot OR 15 is the Null Sector upgrade. You imbecile. 15 is greater than 14.
>>174216549
Not understanding. The bot was made before Orisa as planned content. Orisa was made from the bot.
>>174216605
>>174216543
>ywn mindbreak a nullsector robot horse pussy
>>174216134
i love her
>>174216280
Learning one or the other will most likely transfer and make you interchangable.
>>174216605
bruh....
>>174216134
Orisa is forfug
>>174216605
>>174216808
>Originally put into service before the Omnic Crisis, the OR14 "Idina" line of security robots was built in Nigeria's massive manufacturing omnium. After the war, they were taken out of production, along with many of the other models used during the crisis. Twenty years later, Numbani revived and recommissioned the OR14 program to protect the city from external threats.
>>174216843
Do you need a fug?
>>174216705
>>174216808
>>174216874
Stop doing this you retard
honestly so fucking tilted right now, why don't people understand that champions aren't always viable in a situation
>Barriers are now physical
fixed?
>>174216881
>>174216973
You are not very smart.
>>174216881
>OR14 line are terrorizing King's Row as Null Sector as terrorists/extremists
>they come from Nigeria
>Nigeria is half Muslim
Oh man...
Self-destructing OR14s when?
>>174217035
Fuck off finnish autist
>>174217048
>>174217087
>>174216683
I don't think so, the OR-14 skills they use in the Uprising event just don't gel with anything else. Every other omnic there is designed around the player team (mainly Rein/Tracer) and force different tactics to the PvP game. What's the point of the OR-14s using Halt? They throw down shields but they are mostly an annoyance rather than the Eradicator ones that have unique interactions by Tracer/Rein (typically) breaking the arm.
To me it looks like they just shoved in Orisas abilities and gave them a shitload of HP as a kind of "boss fight" that is only a challenge because of the Bastions and the high damage requirements. They clearly were designing this alongside Orisa (they mentioned OR14s by name at her release when they didn't really need to) but I strongly feel that they designed the OR-14s around Orisa, not the other way.
>>174217087
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>>174216992
>champions
>>174217087
ebin
>>174217228
>He doesn't pick the right toon for every situation
>>174208980
Widowmaker - Talon
Roadhog - Classic
Winston - Classic
Hanzo - Demon
Mercy - Combat Medic Ziegler
>>174217187
The abilities are irrelevant they were made for Orisa. The design of a centaur Omnic is pre-Orisa and they made Orisa from that and gave her some useful abilities
New thread wh
>>174216992
>tfw when playing as Pharah against 76, Widow, Gengi, McCree,
Playing mei should be an 5 min ban
Using Ice wall should be an permanent ban
Shit isn't funny stop it
Haven't played Overwatch since December. What's changed? I read the patch notes, but I want the real news.
>>174208980
>Roadhog: Tough choice, but I'd go with Junkenstein's monster.
>Reinhardt: Again, hard choice. I'll go with the mossy one.
>Bastion:Overgrown
>Zenyatta: Nutcracker
>Junkrat: Joker
>>174216514
Wrong.
Why do I suck at aiming on fps games lads. Is there something wrong with my arm, or brain? What can I do to improve it?